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Hey, Rich.
Check this out.
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[SPLATS]
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Uh-oh.
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Brilliant.
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All right, listen up,
you overgrown moochers.
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Carol and I are both
working late tonight,
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so we made a list
of chores for you to do
before we get home.
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[ALL SCOFF]
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Wash the dishes,
do the laundry,
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vacuum, dust,
clean out the basement,
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sweep the garage,
mow the lawn,
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change the linens,
water the plants,
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and whatever's growing in that
bathroom upstairs, kill it,
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and then clean it.
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Anything else?
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Yeah, scrape that pancake
off the ceiling.
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Done.
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[SHOUTING ON TV]
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[CLATTERING]
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[GROANS]
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I don't believe this.
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I thought
I left instructions
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to clean this place up.
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Ugh. Kids.
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Looks like you got
some butt to kick.
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Yeah, and I'm gonna
start with yours.
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Now take those dishes
into the kitchen
and start cleaning.
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Come on, J.T.
Come on.
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Come on, Dad.
What's the big deal?
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Gosh, you just told us
like ten hours ago.
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You know, you're right.
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You guys just do
whatever you want, okay?
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I'm exhausted.
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You can live like pigs.
Wallow in garbage.
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Let the rats take over.
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Okay. Good night, Dad.
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I'm tired of being
the sheriff of Lambert county.
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♪ Say hello to the town
of Happy Valley
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♪ Where we once
shared love and respect
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♪ Now a gunslinger's
running the county
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♪ And the place has gone
right straight to heck
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♪ See, the outlaw
Black Bart has undone us
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♪ Now the town's filled
with gamblers and guns
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♪ But for gosh sakes,
they used to be nuns ♪
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BOTH:
Not anymore.
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Greetings, good people
of Happy Valley.
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We're the newlyweds.
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ALL:
Bite me.
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and build ourselves
a little house
on the prairie.
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Didn't you two hear
what I was singing about?
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This place has gone to seed ever
since you-know-who moved in.
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BOTH:
Who?
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Black Bart Rieupeyroux.
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[OMINOUS THEME
PLAYS ON PIANO]
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JEAN-LUC:
Out of my way, Grandma.
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[GUNSHOT]
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I think I hear him comin'!
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[SPEAKS FRENCH]
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Howdy.
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-Who's...
-That?
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Why, that's
the baddest gunslinger
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this side
of the French Riviera.
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Black Bart
Rieupeyroux.
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Thank you.
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What do you want now,
Black Bart?
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I want you.
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I've come to demand
your hand in marriage.
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In fact, I'll take
all the other parts, too.
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I'd sooner bed down
with a billy goat
than marry you.
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Save the kinky stuff
for the wedding night.
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[LAUGHS]
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All right, everyone...
[SPEAKS FRENCH]
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If Miss Kitty
will not marry me,
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I will make
this town suffer
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like the audience
at a Pauly Shore concert.
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[ALL GROAN]
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First,
the official language
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will change
from English to French.
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[ALL GASP]
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And then instead
of eating pork and beans,
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you will all eat...
snails and beans.
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[ALL GASP]
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-And then...
-[ALL GASP]
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Would you wait
until I've said it?
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And then,
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to make the town
truly French,
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bathing will be outlawed.
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-Now.
-[ALL GASP]
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[LAUGHS]
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What do you say about that,
Miss Kitty?
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I say you wouldn't
be actin' like this
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if my beloved
Sheriff Frank was still
the man he used to be.
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Well, why don't you go get
your beloved Sheriff Frank?
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Why don't you go get him?
I'll tell you why.
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Because he's a yellow-bellied,
washed-up, gin...
[MUTTERING]
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ALL:
What?
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gin-guzzling
pile of buffalo chips.
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ALL:
Oh.
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Pa?
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Pa. Pa.
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Are you fixin'
to get up today?
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
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Who are you?
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
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Oh, yeah.
[BELCHES]
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Hello, son.
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Whoo-whee!
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Pa, that breath of yours
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could strip the makeup
off of Tammy Faye Bakker!
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Howdy.
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We're the newlyweds.
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That's so beautiful.
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Are you the sheriff?
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No, sir.
I'm the half-wit deputy.
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This here drunk's
the sheriff.
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Oh, Sheriff. Sheriff.
You must save us.
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Black Bart is gonna
run the town into the ground
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if Miss Kitty
won't marry him.
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I get the vapors
just thinking about that.
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You've gotta do something.
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Little lady...
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[BELCHES]
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...let me tell you
a sad story.
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Uh, say there, Sheriff,
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what key is that, uh,
sad story in?
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Well, uh, gee...
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"G" it is.
[CLEARS THROAT]
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[PLAYING HARMONICA]
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Well, you know,
once upon a time,
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things was good
in Happy Valley.
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People believed
in law and order,
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and everybody listened
to the sheriff.
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[GROANS]
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And then,
all of a sudden,
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things went bad.
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People started
leavin' their toys
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out on Main Street,
you know?
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[GROANS]
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And the "crick" got full
of dirty dishes, huh?
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-Huh? Huh?
-Huh? Huh?
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Dirty dishes everywhere.
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Nobody did what
they was supposed to.
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Got him. Okay.
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And that's why,
little lady,
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I am the way I am.
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That's why I've crawled into
this here bottle of hooch.
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And that's been
my address ever since.
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Well, I know it's tough
bein' sheriff, but--
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Knock it off.
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I know it's tough
being sheriff,
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but you can't turn
your back on the town.
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I mean, you love
Miss Kitty, don't you?
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-[SNORES]
-Don't you?
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Yeah, of course I love her.
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Who we talkin' about?
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Why, Miss Kitty.
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Oh, I love her.
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Oh, she makes
my heart sing.
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Why, I'd climb the highest
mountain for her.
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I'd swim
the deepest sea.
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I...
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I would crawl across
a burnin' desert.
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Well, then you gotta
sober up.
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Are you
out of your mind?
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Well, but you cannot let her
marry Black Bart Rieupeyroux.
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[OMINOUS THEME
PLAYS ON PIANO]
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What was that?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
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I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
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But it happens
every time you say
"Black Bart Rieupeyroux."
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[OMINOUS THEME
PLAYS ON PIANO]
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Somewhere in this room,
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there's a little
"pianer" player.
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[YELPS]
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Sorry.
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Ooh, goodie.
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Oh, but, Sheriff,
you have got to save us.
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You're our only hope.
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Thank you.
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Well, dear,
if I'm your only hope,
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you're up Stinky Crick
without a paddle.
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Wake me when
"Gunsmoke" is on.
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Miss Kitty, I can't believe
you're marryin' Black Bart.
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Well, somebody's
gotta save the town,
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and my beloved Frank
is about as helpful
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as sandpaper
in an outhouse.
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Ooh.
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00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,170
so we could get
this whole thing over with.
188
00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:10,522
Somebody call
for a preacher man?
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00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,437
You're a preacher man?
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00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:15,745
Well, actually,
I'm the son
of a preacher man.
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You must be
the lucky bride.
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Now, where's the groom?
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Uh, Mr. Black Bart
Rieupeyroux?
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[OMINOUS THEME
PLAYS ON PIANO]
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BLACK BART:
Out of my way,
little girl.
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I don't want
no stinking cookies.
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[GUN FIRES]
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I think
I hear him comin'!
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[SPEAKS FRENCH]
Howdy.
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00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:41,728
What are you looking at?
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You make a lovely bride,
my dear.
202
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you filthy, pathetic sack
of prairie dog puke.
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00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,925
This is already going better
than my first marriage.
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00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:07,057
All right, come on.
Let's tie the knot,
sweet cheeks.
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00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:10,060
Oh.
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00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,152
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today
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to join this man
and this woman
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in unholy matrimony.
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00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:21,506
If anyone sees fit
to object,
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speak now or forever
hold your peace.
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[ALL OBJECTING]
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00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,040
Can we try that again?
213
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:38,262
MAN:
No, please carry on.
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Oh, for a brave savior
on a white horse.
215
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,920
The sheriff is coming.
216
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[HORSE WHINNIES]
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00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:52,189
Somebody call for
a savior on a white horse?
218
00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:53,974
Uh-oh.
219
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,194
-Pa!
-Huh?
220
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:58,543
Pa, wake up!
221
00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:01,895
Oh, Sheriff!
Sheriff, Sheriff.
222
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:04,071
I'm so glad
you're here.
223
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,813
Me, too.
224
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:09,511
You're a filthy,
pathetic, sloppy mess,
225
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,643
but at least
you're here.
226
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,123
Well, I couldn't
stand the thought
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of you marryin' another man,
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so I cast aside my liquor
and I stood up,
229
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and then I fell down.
230
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And then I stood up again,
231
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and I fell down again.
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Then I passed out
for about three hours,
233
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but, uh, came to,
took a couple Advil,
feel pretty good.
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Where is this Frenchie?
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Right here.
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00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:33,448
Okay, Frenchie.
I-- Oh.
237
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,145
The only way for you
to prevent this wedding
238
00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:36,799
is to shoot me dead.
239
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,845
Ooh,
there's a good idea.
240
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:41,673
Okay, I challenge you
to a showdown.
241
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,763
A showdown? Ha!
242
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,677
The last time
you shot a gun,
243
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,855
Dr. Pepper was still
in medical school.
244
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,684
[ALL LAUGHING]
245
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,129
Sorry.
246
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:05,959
All right, I'll show you
I can still shoot.
247
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:08,657
Stand aside,
wine drinker.
248
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,372
Well, nice shootin',
Sheriff.
249
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,592
Well, not really.
I was aimin' at the mirror.
250
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:35,684
Well, maybe this showdown
isn't such a good idea.
251
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:39,688
Maybe?
The man just missed a mirror
the size of Cleveland!
252
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:41,342
Should we make
a run for it, Pa?
253
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:44,171
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Come on!
254
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:46,042
God, son, listen to me.
255
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,392
There comes a time
in everyone's life
256
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:52,048
when a man's gotta do
what a man's gotta do.
257
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,397
Huh?
258
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,530
Wake up, son.
259
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,053
-Pa!
-Oh.
260
00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:58,533
Oh. Like I said,
261
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,840
that's just one of life's
little do-dos.
262
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,278
-Excuse me.
-Huh?
263
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:07,150
When you're done with
Forrest Gump over there,
264
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:09,239
we have a showdown
to schedule.
265
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:14,418
Let's meet here at noon.
266
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:16,812
High noon.
267
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,683
[ALL GASP]
268
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,783
[WHIMPERS]
269
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:06,383
Ninety-nine! 27! 100!
270
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,642
[BELL DINGS]
271
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:52,342
Maybe Sheriff Frank
can stay sober.
272
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,649
Maybe he can
beat Black Bart.
273
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,694
Maybe he can
save Happy Valley.
274
00:15:56,781 --> 00:16:00,437
Maybe we should just bend over
and kiss our butts good-bye.
275
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,265
ALL:
Well, yeah,
we could do that, too.
276
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:06,617
Mm. Mm.
277
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:09,664
Hello,
my luscious wife-to-be.
278
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:12,667
Don't be so sure.
This dream ain't over yet.
279
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,756
I wonder what could be
keepin' the sheriff.
280
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:17,019
[FANFARE PLAYS ON PIANO]
281
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:23,765
Oh, cool! Sheriff Frank
has a theme song, too.
282
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,120
Oh, Sheriff.
283
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,688
Oh, Sheriff.
Sheriff, I beg of you.
284
00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:35,907
-Don't do this.
-Save it, little lady.
285
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,432
No, no, you mustn't die
for the sake of the town,
286
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:42,175
even though Black Bart
wants me and nobody else.
287
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:44,525
What are you two doing
after the wedding?
288
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:52,881
I'm sorry, ma'am.
289
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:54,317
Confidentially,
I got a wedgie
290
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,450
the size of
the Louisiana Purchase.
291
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:59,235
Now I know why John Wayne
walked that way.
292
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,759
Well, all right, pilgrim.
293
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:06,982
Say your prayers,
law man.
294
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:26,262
Okay, barkeep.
295
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,830
We're ready
when you say "draw."
296
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:29,918
[BOTH GASP]
297
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:32,834
[BOTH SOB]
298
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,941
Draw!
299
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,655
Oh, we knew
you could do it, Sheriff.
300
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:15,224
I've fallen,
and I can't get up.
301
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:20,795
But, Pa, Pa,
where's Black Bart's bullet?
302
00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,797
Huh? Huh? Huh?
303
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,803
Way to go, Sheriff.
304
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,848
[GULPS]
305
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,549
Oh, Sheriff.
306
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:38,029
Sheriff, you are my hero.
307
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,988
Well, now we can
get married.
308
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:41,337
Oh!
309
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:45,950
Music please.
310
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:48,039
[PIANO PLAYS]
311
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:53,219
♪ Now we're smiling again
in Happy Valley
312
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:58,224
♪ 'Cause the sheriff
has cleaned up the mess
313
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:04,055
♪ Well, once again we're just
one big happy family
314
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:09,060
♪ And we're livin' our lives
step by step
315
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:14,936
♪ Well, once again we're just
one big happy family
316
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:18,940
♪ And we're living
our lives
317
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:22,335
♪ Step by step
318
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:27,296
♪ On "Step by Step" ♪
319
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:33,563
Sing now, Pa?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
320
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:51,146
-Snail?
-Ugh.
321
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,192
What have you got,
Sheriff?
322
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:56,891
[CHUCKLES]
I've got four aces.
323
00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:03,202
Well, you lose,
because I've got five aces!
324
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:06,509
Well, that makes nine aces,
325
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:09,295
and that's one more
then comes in a deck.
326
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:12,123
You're a low-down,
rotten, dirty cheater.
327
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,430
Nobody calls me
a cheater!
328
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,780
I am Black Bart
Rieupeyroux!
329
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:21,524
[OMINOUS THEME
PLAYS ON PIANO]
330
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,223
I still got it.
331
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:28,009
Well, you're going down.
332
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,624
Any last words?
333
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:35,756
Yeah.
334
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,714
-Look, it's J.R.!
-Huh?
335
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:55,515
Oh, Sheriff.
You were wonderful.
336
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:58,039
It's great to have you
around these parts.
337
00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:01,347
Well, Miss Kitty,
it's great to be around
those parts.
338
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:03,871
Oh, Sheriff.
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