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[CAROL SIGHING]
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Thanks so much
for taking me to dinner.
What a great date this was.
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Well, the date ain't over yet.
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-Mmm. Oh, it is so nice
to be alone.
-Mmm hmm.
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Hey, Frank, you busy?
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Flash, I'm kissing my wife.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Hi, Carol.
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Um, Frank, I need
to tell you something,
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but I can wait.
You guys take your time.
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Frank, he's standing right here.
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Well, might be interesting
to have somebody watch.
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-Frank!
-Okay, okay. C'mon, honey.
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Oh, wow, great kitchen.
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You know, you can just feel
the love in the room.
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The warmth of family gatherings,
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the pots boiling on the stove,
the smell of apple pie
wafting through the air.
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God, I love apple pie.
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You ever have it with
vanilla ice cream and
just a little bit of--
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-Flash!
-Yeah, Frank?
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You, uh... you wanted
to tell me something?
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I just wanted to let you know
I might be a little late
for work tomorrow.
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You see, they're
fumigating my apartment,
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so I'm staying with my Aunt.
She doesn't live here
in the neighborhood.
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-So where does she live?
-Kansas City.
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You're going to commute from
Wisconsin to Kansas City?
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Well, it's only
eight hours each way.
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I figure if I leave
work at five,
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I'll get there about 1:00 a.m.,
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and turn around and
be at work by 9:00.
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When are you going to sleep?
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Luckily, I drink a lot of coffee
and I only need ten minutes
of sleep a night.
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But it's gotta be
a full ten minutes.
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If I get only seven or eight,
I'm really grouchy.
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Okay, I'm hittin' the road.
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♪ I'm going to Kansas City ♪
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♪ Kansas City, here I come ♪
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-Thank God.
-Ohh...
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♪ They got some crazy
little women there
and I'm gonna get... ♪
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-Flash. Flash, uh...
-Yeah?
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I am just not sure that
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you should be out
there driving... Ever.
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So...
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So why don't you
just stay with us?
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Oh, Carol, are you serious?
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Carol, are you serious?
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Yeah.
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Carol, you're great.
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You're the most generous
human being I've ever met.
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I'll just get my stuff out of
the truck and be back.
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Are you nuts, honey?
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Inviting him to stay here?
He's like the Tasmanian Devil.
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He's gonna be rolling around
and leaving his stuff
all over the place.
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Well, how much stuff
can he have? I mean,
a sleeping bag, a suitcase...
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[SOUND OF BAGPIPES PLAYING]
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Bagpipes.
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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MAN:
♪ The dream got broken
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♪ Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future?
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♪ Could you pay the cost?
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♪ You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
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♪ A second time around?
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WOMAN:
♪ Woah-a, woah-a
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♪ When the tears are over
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♪ And the moment has come
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♪ Say, "My Lord
I think I found someone"
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♪ You know it will be better
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♪ 'Cause you're
putting it together
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♪ For the second time around
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ALL:
♪ Step by step, day by day
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WOMAN:
♪ Day by day
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ALL:
♪ A fresh start over
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♪ A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
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♪ The stronger we stay
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WOMAN:
♪ We'll make it better
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MAN:
♪ Second time around ♪
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I don't get it, man.
We're two cool guys.
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How come we can't
get any chicks?
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They must be
intimidated by our...
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Intelligence and
studly like nature.
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Well done, sisters.
I think we made our point.
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Well, hello, ladies.
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Forget it, Rich.
Those aren't ladies.
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It's Barky and
her man hater friends.
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Oh, joy, Beavis
and Butt scratch.
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What's going on, Barky?
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Another meeting of the "Future
Gym Teachers of America?"
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For your information, we've just
come from a political rally
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protesting the sexist hiring
practices at Yabbos.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah!
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Jeez, it's a burger joint.
What's so sexist about Yabbos?
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Everything. They hire these
big breasted women
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and then they force them
to wear these tight little
T-shirts and hot pants.
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That's why I love that place.
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-Yeah, me, too, man.
-[GIRLS BOOING]
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All right, all right,
save it, ladies.
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We've got bigger
boobs to battle.
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Come on, let's get some lunch
and plan tomorrow's protest.
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You know, ladies, uh...
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If this little protest
thing doesn't work out,
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perhaps you'd like to...
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Come on back here,
strap on your go go boots
and dance for us, huh?
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You are the slimiest, low life
vermin on the face of the earth.
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Yep, she wants me.
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Oh, honey, honey,
I've got some good news
and I've got some bad news.
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The Beer Gulch Tavern
is going out of business.
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Oh, well, that is good news.
That place is a pit.
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No, that's bad news, honey.
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The good news is that the bank
foreclosed on it and everything
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they couldn't sell,
I picked up for fifty bucks.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, yeah, honey,
I got neon signs.
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I got beer taps. I even got one
of those red leather booths,
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and to top it all off,
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I got "Herbie" the
talking moose head.
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I'm going to turn the whole
basement into a men's clubhouse.
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Why do we need
a "men's clubhouse?"
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Carol, the men in this
family need someplace
to call their own.
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Someplace we can
watch TV, and burp,
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and scratch without one of you
girls going [IMITATING GIRLS]
"Ooh, that's so gross."
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Hey, Carol, check out what
Herbie can do.
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-[HERBIE BURPS LOUDLY]
-[CAROL GROANS]
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That is so gross.
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Yes, hi, is this
"Victoria's Secret?"
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Yeah, this is,
uh, Steve Spielberg
out in Hollywood.
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Yeah, listen,
I'm doing a project
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that I think one of your
models would be perfect for.
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Could I have the phone
number of the young lady
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in the black lace teddy
on page 18?
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Okay, well, how about
the chick on page ten?
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-[PHONE LINE HANGS UP
ON THE OTHER END]
-Hello? Hello?
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Man! What kind of
customer service is that?
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You guys are pathetic.
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Yeah, why don't you
just forget about women
and date each other?
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Agggh! I am so aggravated.
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I would give anything
to expose Yabbos.
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You know, Dana, Rich
and I were just thinking
the same thing.
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Somebody tipped off
the manager about our protest,
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so they changed
their hiring practices.
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I thought that was what
you wanted them to do.
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Not exactly. I wanted them
to stop forcing their waitresses
to skip around in hot pants.
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But their idea
of not being sexist
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is hiring men and forcing
them to skip around
in hot pants, too.
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So, wait a minute.
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There are guys walking around
in shorts serving burgers?
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Yeah, doesn't that
make you sick?
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Actually, it makes
me kind of hungry.
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What about you, Karen?
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Starving. Let's go.
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Am I alone in the struggle
against sexism?
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Barky, you're alone
in everything.
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Probably not,
she's my stepsister.
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No, this is the perfect
opportunity for us
to meet women.
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-What are you talking about?
-I'm talking about we
go down to Yabbos
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and we apply for
jobs as waiters.
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Then we're working
with the waitresses
in the tight T-shirts.
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They're working with us.
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Soon, we become colleagues,
then friends, then compadres.
Before you know it...
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BOTH: Yabbos!
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BOTH: Yabbos! Yabbos! Yabbos!
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[SPECTATORS CHEERING ON TV]
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Be careful. Okay.
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-All right, now you keep
your eyes closed, okay?
-Okay.
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Now, one more and you're
on the landing...
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-There you go.
-Okay.
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Now three down, down.
Here we go. One two
and you're on the floor.
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-Keep 'em closed. You're all
right. Okay, here we go now.
-Okay.
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Open 'em up.
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What do you think?
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It's a dump.
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That's the look I was going for.
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Hey, Mom, is this place great,
or what?
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I think I'm getting
hair on my chest already.
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Mark, you do not spit
peanut shells on the floor.
That is disgusting.
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Now, Carol, Carol,
honey, it's okay.
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This is a guy place now.
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We don't pick up
after ourselves. We just
throw everything on the floor
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and when it gets too deep,
we just shovel it out.
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Yeah, well, it looks
like a chicken coop.
I'm going to go get the vacuum.
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No, Carol, Carol, honey, you are
missing the point here.
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This is not a prissy
place like upstairs.
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Yeah, well, it smells
like an armpit.
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That's what's manly about it.
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Carol, I want to introduce
you to Ol' Rolling Thunder.
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Frank...
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Not that.
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This. The mechanical bull.
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Ol' Thunder and I, we share
a lot of memories together.
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Don't we, buddy?
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I want to say this in
the nicest possible way.
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You're an idiot.
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00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,897
No, really, I once stayed
on Rolling Thunder
two hours straight.
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Worst case of chappies
I ever had, but it was worth it.
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Wasn't it, buddy?
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Really. Really, you're an idiot.
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Come on, I want to show
you how it works.
Here. Here you go, watch.
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BULL: [IN A COWBOY'S VOICE] Whoa, Nellie! Ride 'em, cowboy!
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Boy, that makes you want
to jump in the saddle and
tame the wild beast, doesn't it?
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Not even slightly.
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Well, I don't blame ya'.
Not many women are tough
enough to ride Ol' Thunder.
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Yeah? Well, you try
16 hours of labor,
then talk to me about tough.
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Afternoon, ladies.
Hey, Ronny, looking good.
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Give it a rest, Mr. Packwood.
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Okay, we got a couple
of new guys working
the lunch shift.
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I want you to give them
a big, friendly welcome.
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JT, Rich, come on out here.
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Man, this is gonna be
the greatest job
in the whole world.
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Oh, man, I would pay them
to work here.
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You guys look terrific.
You're gonna be a big hit
with the lady customers.
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Okay, it's time to open.
Man your battle stations.
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This is your first day, right?
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Yep.
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Word to the wise. The women
who come in here
are just like the men.
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They like to squeeze the buns,
and I don't mean the ones
on the hamburgers.
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Hi, welcome to Yabbos. I'm JT.
I'll be serving you today.
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Well, hello there.
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You see, ladies,
I told you the "view"
would be nice here today.
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I'll get you menus.
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00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:17,187
So, ladies, could I interest
you in today's specials?
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What do you have
that's really hot?
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00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,673
Well, we have the Cajun
chicken, which I hear
is pretty darn good.
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Why don't you pick
something for me?
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You look like the kind
of guy who knows how
to take care of a woman.
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00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:34,030
In fact... Why don't you
just take care of all of us?
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JT!
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What is with these women?
Everything is, like, a come-on.
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Tell me about it, man.
It's like they're undressing
me with their eyes.
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00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,958
Yeah, and we're not wearing
that much to begin with.
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Oh, young man,
we really need you.
233
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,966
Oh, God. Listen, man.
If I'm not back in two minutes,
234
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:59,490
grab a fire extinguisher
and hose these
old broads down, all right?
235
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:09,674
CAROL: Hello?
236
00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:12,242
Men of the house?
237
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,246
Anybody down here?
238
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,858
Good.
239
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,079
Ugh.
240
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:26,866
"Men's Clubhouse" my foot.
241
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:29,346
This place is a pigsty.
242
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,609
Ugh, jeez.
243
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,229
Not tough enough, huh?
244
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,927
Huh. I'll show them.
245
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:47,190
Yeah...
246
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:51,151
Okay.
247
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:55,895
Ah, oh, oh, oh.
248
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:02,771
Yee ha!
249
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:05,861
Oh, this is silly. Oh, gosh.
250
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:13,086
Oh, no. Frank! [LOUDER] Frank!
251
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:16,741
-Frank! Get me down!
-Honey, I knew you'd
like Ol' Thunder.
252
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:18,656
Frank! Get me down, Frank!
Stop this thing!
253
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,397
-Okay, okay.
I'll just turn it off.
-Stop this thing!
254
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:24,358
Stop-- Ah! Frank! Frank, Frank!
255
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,751
Stop this thing!
256
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:29,189
Stop this thing!
257
00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:32,192
[BOTH SCREAMING]
258
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,063
Help! Somebody, help!
259
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,717
Stop this thing! Frank!
260
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:38,720
Hey, guys. What's going on?
261
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,461
What does it
look like, you idiot?
262
00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:42,332
Oh, sorry.
I didn't mean to interrupt.
263
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:45,074
I'll guard the door and make
sure the kids don't come down.
264
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:47,816
No, no, no, no, no!
Unplug that-- Unplug that plug!
265
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:53,604
[BULLS VOICE SLOWS TO A STOP]
266
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:57,521
You know, that's what
I love about you two guys.
You do everything together.
267
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,184
Does anybody want dessert?
268
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,708
Oh, no, we're
watching our figures.
269
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:12,928
Almost as much
as we're watching yours.
270
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,626
Stop it, Adele,
you're embarrassing him.
271
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:19,065
His cheeks are turning red.
272
00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:20,109
Oh, you're right.
273
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,332
I'll just get your check.
274
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:32,643
I can't believe these women.
They're like total sex fiends.
275
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,689
Tell me about it. I feel like
a piece of meat out here.
276
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,821
Hey, you guys should
be glad it's just talk.
277
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,389
Wait until they start putting
their hands all over you.
278
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,870
That's disgusting.
This place stinks.
279
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:46,788
Yeah, I'm this close
to quitting, but I really
need the money.
280
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:50,487
JT, could you come over here?
281
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,533
Don't these women have jobs?
282
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,455
I seem to have dropped my spoon.
283
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,674
Could y'all pick
it up for me, please?
284
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:05,676
Sure.
285
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,637
Aah! Hey!
286
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,031
Knock it off, lady.
287
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,641
What is your problem, huh?
288
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:17,210
Oh, I'm sorry. You must
be feeling left out.
289
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,908
Aagh! Hey, hey!
290
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:22,780
Look, I don't need some woman
putting her paws all over me.
291
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,479
My God, I can't
believe I just said that.
292
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:28,351
Here's your check.
Why don't you ladies pay
it and get out of here?
293
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,266
Hey, hands off, creep!
294
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:33,400
What? I just gave you
a friendly little pat.
295
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:36,011
Hey, pal, what's your problem?
You heard the lady. Hands off.
296
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:37,491
Hey, what do you think
you're doing?
297
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,623
This jerk had his hands
all over Ronny.
298
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:42,670
So? He paid his money.
He has the right to
"admire" the help.
299
00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:45,629
No, he doesn't. We're waiters.
300
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:47,022
We're here to bring people food,
301
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,850
not to be their
personal play toys.
302
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:51,026
Hey, I was just
having a little fun.
303
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,376
Oh, a little fun, huh?
304
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:56,031
Oh... Oh, sure, it was
fun for you, but I guarantee
it wasn't fun for her.
305
00:17:56,118 --> 00:18:00,253
It wasn't fun for me when
the grope sister was pinching
my butt over there...
306
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:03,430
Oh, come on,
you know you liked it.
307
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:06,128
No, I didn't. You know what?
I hated it.
308
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,956
I never thought about
this stuff before,
309
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,958
but after working
here I can tell you one thing,
310
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:11,960
nobody should have
to take this crap.
311
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:13,788
Yeah man, this place is nuts.
312
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,833
Hey guys, it sounds
like you might not
be cut out for this job.
313
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,053
You got that right, pal.
'Cause I quit.
314
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,011
Me too!
315
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:23,102
Hey, wait up, guys...
316
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:28,324
I quit, too. There's got to
be another way to make a living.
317
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:33,373
JT!
318
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:36,419
Now that you're not working,
319
00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:38,465
are you free this afternoon?
320
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:40,945
Get a life.
321
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:55,699
You know, I actually feel pretty
good about what we did today.
322
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:58,702
Well, see, that's the thing
about you and me, Rich.
323
00:18:58,789 --> 00:18:59,877
We got standards.
324
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:05,753
Hey, I heard about what
happened down at Yabbos.
325
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,929
I am so proud of you guys.
326
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:10,845
You may not believe it,
but we're pretty proud
of ourselves, too.
327
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:16,285
Good, then I'm sure you'll
be glad to sign our petition
to shut down "Dirty Harry's."
328
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:19,854
The mud wrestling place?
Why would you want
to close that down?
329
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:23,597
Because it's sexist.
330
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:25,729
It is?
331
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:32,301
JT, come on. Women in bikinis
rolling around in mud
332
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,956
while men hoot
and throw money at them?
333
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:38,351
I guess it's
a little bit sexist.
334
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:42,268
Guys, be honest.
335
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,487
How would you feel
if that was you up there
336
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:46,359
wrestling around
in the mud while
337
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:49,666
a bunch of women were oinking
at you like you were a pig?
338
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:51,929
What night does that happen?
339
00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:59,502
Oh, please, admit it.
It would be degrading.
340
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:01,374
Okay, it would
be a little degrading.
341
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,942
Good, good.
342
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:07,597
Then sign our petition
and let's shut this
mud wrestling joint down.
343
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,993
[RICH GRUDGINGLY SIGHS]
344
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,908
This is great. We're gonna
have this place shut down
by tomorrow night.
345
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:16,563
Come on, ladies, to the mall,
we need more signatures.
346
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:17,738
Yes.
347
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:18,826
Call me.
348
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:22,569
[DOOR OPENS]
349
00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:25,485
[DOOR CLOSES]
350
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:27,965
I can't believe we just signed
a petition to shut down
351
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:30,794
the mud wrestling place.
352
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:32,318
I hate being a sensitive guy.
353
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,800
You know, um...
354
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:39,934
Even if they get all those
signatures, they're not gonna
close the place until tomorrow
355
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,981
and, uh, tonight
iscreamed corn night.
356
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:49,639
We're there.
357
00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:01,260
Ah, oh, oh, oh.
358
00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:03,653
Oh!
359
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:37,992
Get along little dogie.
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