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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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All right, guys, as soon as
the posters are done
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let's head back
to the school and hand out
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the rest of those flyers, huh?
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-Cool.
-Okay.
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Give it a rest, Barky.
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Nobody wants to come to your
stupid feminist study group.
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I mean, how many angry
chicks with hairy armpits
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in hiking boots can there be?
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What if J.T.'s right,
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and no one comes
to our meeting?
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Ladies, trust me.
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Sensitive, serious-minded
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intelligent people are
gonna come to this meeting.
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[AIR HORN BLARING]
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Hey, hey, hey!
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All right.
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Sisters of the world,
unite, huh?
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[CHUCKLES]
You are women, hear you roar.
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We're in the middle
of a meeting.
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Oh, yeah, I know.
I saw your flyer.
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That's why I'm here.
I'm totally stoked.
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I always wanted to learn
more about
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that women's movement
you know?
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So, uh, like do I sign up
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or is there
bra burning involved?
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Cody, it's a feminist group.
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There's no men allowed.
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No way!
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Dude, you're not gonna let me
join 'cause I'm a guy?
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[SCOFFS]
Hey, don't you find that
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just a wee bit sexist, huh?
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Uh, he does have
a point, Dana.
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Yeah, I think it's great
that there's a man
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that's interested
in feminist issues.
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Besides, he's really cute.
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[LAUGHS GOOFILY] Yeah.
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Okay. All right, fine.
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I'm willing to be
democratic about this.
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The executive committee
will vote on it.
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All those in favor of Cody
joining the group, say, "Aye."
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-BOTH: Aye.
-Aye?
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Yeah, Dudesie.
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It's unanimous. All right!
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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[SCREAMING]
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MAN:
♪ The dream got broken
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♪ Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future?
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♪ Could you pay the cost?
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♪ You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
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♪ A second time around?
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WOMAN:
♪ Woah-a, woah-a
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♪ When the tears are over
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♪ And the moment has come
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♪ Say, "My Lord
I think I found someone"
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♪ You know it will be better
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♪ 'Cause you're
putting it together
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♪ For the second time around
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ALL:
♪ Step by step, day by day
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WOMAN:
♪ Day by day
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ALL:
♪ A fresh start over
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♪ A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
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♪ The stronger we stay
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WOMAN:
♪ We'll make it better
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MAN:
♪ Second time around ♪
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Okay, you just hang right here
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and daddy's gonna get you
some dessert.
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-Hi, Frank.
-Hi, honey.
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Ooh, hi, Lilly. Oh, hello.
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[KISSING]
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-Frank?
-Yeah.
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Your body is in
for such a treat tonight.
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Oh, hot dog. [CHUCKLES]
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Eda Jackson gave us
a free pass
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to the Mountain Oaks
Health Spa tonight.
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Oh, honey, I don't
wanna go to a health spa.
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Why not?
It's a whole romantic evening.
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You know,
mineral bath, Jacuzzis.
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They even have a special
couples massage.
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Yeah, well,
I don't like massages either.
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You like it
when I give you a massage.
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Yeah, well, that's different.
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'Cause with you
the massage is only part one.
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Well, if you go to the spa
for part one, when we get home
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I'll give you part two.
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Oh, yeah. Well,
I'm not falling for that.
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I know what
you're trying to do, see.
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You think you can
snuggle up to me
and then all of a sudden...
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Oh, gee.
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Hmm. Yeah, yeah.
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Do you think
there's any chance
I could get part three?
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[MOANS]
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[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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Four, [EXHALES]
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-Five...
-Karen, hurry up.
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One hundred. [GRUNTS]
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Oh, look,
it's the Goodyear Wimp.
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For your information,
I'm getting pumped up
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for the harvest dance.
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Check out my massive biceps.
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Mark, you do not have biceps.
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You have linguine
with fingers at the ends.
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So, uh, who you taking
at the dance?
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Nobody. I'm flying solo.
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Mothers, lock up
your daughters.
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Mark Foster is on the prowl.
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Oh, man, I'm gonna hurl.
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Wait a minute, Mark. Um...
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Look, you can't go to
a high school dance
by yourself.
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I mean, you're gonna end up
standing on the loser wall.
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Loser wall? What's that?
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Well, it's the place
where all the losers
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who couldn't get dates
go and stand around,
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geek-bopping to the music.
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Oh, well,
that's not gonna happen to me.
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'Cause I'm gonna be cut,
buff, and ready for action.
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Step aside.
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[GRUNTS] Ah, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Yeah, Mark, you're going
to be a big hit
tonight, buddy.
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[STRAINING]
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SIGHS] I don't understand
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why we don't have
a better turnout.
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Where is everybody?
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I bet they're all at that
toga party at the Gamma House.
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Hmm.
Don't lose faith, sisters.
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I'm sure there are
plenty of women out there
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who'd rather be enlightened
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than chug brewskies
with a bunch of frat boys.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Huh? Huh? What did I say?
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A fellow freedom fighter now.
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[GASPS IN DELIGHT]
Sister. Hello, hello, hello.
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Welcome,
welcome to our meeting
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where we will help you
raise your consciousness
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and throw off the shackles
of the male uber-lords.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Uh, thanks. Is J.T. here?
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He's taking me
to the toga party.
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Toga! Toga! Toga! Hey!
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-Mandy, baby!
-Hi, J.T.
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-How's it going?
-Good.
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Am I interrupting anything?
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Nope, nope, just a meeting
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of the future gym teachers
of America.
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Have a nice night, ladies.
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Oh, oh, if you run out of
something to do, grow a bod.
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Oh!
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You know what?
We don't need other people.
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Let's start this meeting
ourselves.
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Hey!
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Hey.
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Greetings,
fellow libbers, huh.
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Sorry, I'm late, but, uh...
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in my continuing quest
to become gender neutral
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I spent the day down at the
National Organization
for Women.
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Got my membership card,
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monthly newsletter,
and a handy pamphlet
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on how to give yourself
a breast exam.
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Wherever that would apply,
you know? [CHUCKLES]
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Cody, I, uh...
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I baked you some brownies
to welcome you to the group.
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-Wow.
-I knit you a sweater.
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Sister! All right!
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You knit him a sweater?
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He looked cold.
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See...
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the brown flecks match
the color of your eyes.
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Oh.
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Let's just sit down and begin
the meeting, shall we?
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Yeah, cool.
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[DANA CLEARS THROAT]
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Okay.
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This evening's topic
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is "anti-female dogma
in popular American culture."
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Right on. Hey,
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maybe now we'll find out
why all those dogs
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they used in Lassie
were guys, huh?
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-You're right, Cody.
-I've wondered that, too.
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Quiet!
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DANA: [CLEARING THROAT]
Our culture is a drift
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in a sea
of anti-female propaganda.
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Even our children
are constantly bombarded,
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with sexist messages.
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Consider The Little Mermaid.
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DANA: Here we have Ariel.
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Another helpless
doe-eyed female
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waiting to be saved,
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by her brainless
Ken doll boyfriend.
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Geez, lighten up, Dana Burger.
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I mean, you're talking
about a movie
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where one of
the main characters
was a talking crab.
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[LAUGHING] That's funny.
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That's so funny!
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What did you think of
the movie, Cody?
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Yeah, did you think
it was sexist?
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[SCOFFS] Well, I don't know.
Maybe I'm missing something.
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But I thought the movie was
awesome.
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You know, it was like,
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a beautiful sweet little story
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about the power of love,
you know.
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Uh, if you really
love somebody
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there's nothing in the world
that can keep you apart
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and keep you
from living a happy life.
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You know, I mean even if
she is surfing your turf.
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[LAUGHS]
You know?
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[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SERENE MUSIC
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
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[EXHALES]
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And this is
our derma therapy room.
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Now, just step into the tubs,
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sit back and relax
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and get ready
to experience bliss.
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-Yeah, bliss this.
-Oh, come on, Frank.
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Give it a chance.
It's gonna be fun.
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How much fun can it be?
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We're in separate tubs.
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Frankie, just
go with the flow.
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[SIGHS]
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[LOW RUMBLING]
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What was that?
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It's probably just
some water in the pipes.
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Come on, just relax.
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[RUMBLING CONTINUES]
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[EXCLAIMS]
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Oh! [GIGGLING]
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Oh, Frank.
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Ah, it's a therapeutic
mud pack.
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[HIGH-PITCHED]
Oh, my God, it is so nice.
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I hate it.
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I'm gonna turn it off.
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Oh! Oh! Gee!
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Whoa!
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Okay, everybody.
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Come on.
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[UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Check out Lisa Wilson.
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Either she's had
a major growth spurt
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or she's wearing a Wonderbra.
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[LAUGHS]
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Man, I'm telling you, once
she gets rid of that headgear
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with her braces,
she's gonna be a stone fox.
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Hey, Lisa, Mark Foster's
warm for your form.
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Oh, stop it!
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[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
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ROLAND: Whoa! Babe alert!
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Scha-wing!
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I'd like to build a house
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on that sweet piece
of real estate.
255
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,568
Hey, will you guys
just cool it?
256
00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:41,439
That is Tawny Spencer.
257
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:44,138
She's with Chuck Plytor, the
captain of the football team.
258
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:45,966
Oh, man, he'd turn us
into a hamburger
259
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,576
just for looking at her. Oh!
260
00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:01,416
Chuck, what are you doing?
261
00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:03,766
I'm... talking to somebody.
262
00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:06,595
But I'm done with her now.
Beat it.
263
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,034
I go to the ladies' room
for five minutes
264
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:14,037
and you're already flirting
with someone else?
265
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,605
What's the big deal?
It's a free country.
266
00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,172
And, I was just
talking to her.
267
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:19,651
You were flirting.
268
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,392
How would you like it
if I was flirting?
269
00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,265
Who you're gonna flirt with?
270
00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:27,572
Anybody.
271
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:30,227
Maybe I'll even flirt with one
of the guys on the loser wall.
272
00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:36,364
Hi.
273
00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:40,194
I'm Tawny.
274
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,028
[LAUGHING IN DISBELIEF]
275
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:50,160
Who wants to dance?
276
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:54,556
Uh, I'll dance with you.
277
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:56,514
Uh, if you can
keep up with me.
278
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:57,602
Okay.
279
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:01,258
Are you nuts?
Chuck will kill you.
280
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:05,567
Yeah. But what a way to go!
281
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,396
Come on, mama.
282
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,485
Let's shake our groove things.
283
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,313
[UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES]
284
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,367
[EXHALES]
285
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,674
Okay.
286
00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:27,415
Here's our couples
massage room.
287
00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:29,156
Uh-huh.
288
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:31,636
Why don't you both
get comfortable?
289
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,377
And the massages will begin
in a minute.
290
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,163
Okay. Here?
291
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,686
Uh, listen, uh,
292
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,862
you're not gonna be
rubbing on me, are ya?
293
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:44,911
No. Inger will be
massaging you.
294
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:47,348
-Oh, really?
-I think you'll like her.
295
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:48,436
[THUDDING]
296
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:55,530
-That's her now.
-[THUDDING CONTINUES]
297
00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,233
Let's rock and roll.
298
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,983
Ja,I'm Inger.
I give you the massage.
299
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:15,898
[KNUCKLES CRACKING]
300
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,730
Honey, [STAMMERS]
there's a woman here.
301
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:22,862
I think she's gonna hurt me.
302
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,133
Oh, Frank, just relax.
303
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:34,438
I mean, it only hurts
if you get tense.
304
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:35,526
Oh, oh.
305
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:42,272
[CRACKS]
306
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,493
[CRACKS]
307
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:46,842
Ooh, what a rush.
308
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,496
[CHUCKLES] Oh.
309
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,587
I believe
in a deep tissue massage.
310
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:56,156
That means I gotta separate
the muscles from the bones
311
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:58,114
and re-arrange them
in a more pleasing fashion.
312
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:04,033
Oh, well, well, what if I like
my muscles
right where they are?
313
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,949
No talking. Get on the table.
314
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:10,387
Yeah, uh, listen, I think
I'll just step outside.
315
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:12,085
Oh, no, no. Lie down.
316
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:16,002
-Oh.
-Oh, whoopsy daisy!
317
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,046
[GROANS]
318
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,702
Uh, look,
this is my, uh, first time
319
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,269
so you be
a little gentle, okay?
320
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:24,097
Oh, what are you
worried about?
321
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:25,968
I'm gonna be
very gentle with you.
322
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:27,448
[WHIMPERS]
323
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,885
Okay. You might feel
a little discomfort.
324
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,234
Uh-huh.
325
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,540
-[GROANS]
-[BONES CRACKING]
326
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,064
Shut up!
327
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:41,375
Frank, don't fight it.
Just surrender.
328
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,943
Okay. We gotta work
on your posture.
329
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,119
Now, breathe normally.
330
00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:47,337
[BONES CRACKING]
331
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,951
You're not breathing.
332
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,041
[WEAKLY]
Help me.
333
00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:01,699
Frank, quit acting
like such a baby.
334
00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:03,701
But I'm in pain. [GRUNTS]
335
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,618
Now, turn over.
I wanna adjust your front.
336
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,585
I like my front
right where it is.
337
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,937
Oh, you're
a little girly man, huh?
338
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,460
-Come on, whoopsy-daisy!
-No, no!
339
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,375
-Come on, up you go. Come on.
-[GROANING]
340
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:27,334
Come on! Move it!
341
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,514
[UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
342
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,258
Hey, Chucky.
343
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:40,434
Looks like Tawny's found
herself a new stud.
344
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:43,567
Yeah, she's been dancing
with that dork
for over an hour.
345
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:44,742
Must be true love.
346
00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:47,876
Look, would you shut up?
You jerks!
347
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,704
She's just trying
to make me jealous.
348
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,793
She'll drop that little twerp
any minute.
349
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,970
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
350
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,234
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS]
351
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,019
Care to dance cheek to cheek?
352
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,585
I'd love to.
353
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,979
Oh-ho! That's it,
the kid dies.
354
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,376
Okay, nerd boy, you're toast.
355
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,030
Listen, Chuck... [GAGS]
356
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,424
[STRAINING]
It is Chuck, isn't it?
357
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:19,560
Look, creep,
keep your hands off Tawny
358
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:22,041
or I'll put your head
through the basketball hoop.
359
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,612
And you, come with me.
360
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:31,180
I'm not going
anywhere with you, Chuck.
361
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,226
CHUCK: Come on, Tawny,
let's dance.
362
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:34,270
TAWNY: No.
363
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,100
You heard the lady.
Leave her alone.
364
00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:44,628
Look, punk,
365
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:45,803
don't make me hurt you.
366
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,024
Back off, bozo.
367
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,030
Or I'm gonna chop you so low
368
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,858
you're gonna be walking
on your kneecaps.
369
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,207
[KARATE HOWLING]
370
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,041
Mark, what are you doing?
371
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,261
Yeah. This guy could pop you
like a pimple.
372
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:11,829
Look, she's right, Mark.
373
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:14,093
Just forget about it.
I can handle Chuck.
374
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:16,704
MARK: No way.
375
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:19,707
I'm defending your honor
against this goon.
376
00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:22,753
All right, pal.
I'm calling your bluff.
377
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,494
I'm taking you down.
378
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:25,713
[KARATE HOWL]
379
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:28,890
[STIFLED KARATE HOWL]
380
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:32,589
[GROANS]
381
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:38,943
Okay. Maybe I'm not
taking you down.
382
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,510
Maybe you can tear me
into shreds
383
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,643
and turn me into
a loose meat sandwich.
384
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:43,818
Ah!
385
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:46,168
But remember this...
386
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:48,127
[GRUNTING]
387
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:50,781
But remember this...
388
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,611
You're never gonna get
a great girl like Tawny.
389
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:57,658
You know why?
Because you're a jerk!
390
00:18:57,745 --> 00:19:01,749
In fact, I'm not the guy that
belongs on the loser wall.
391
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:02,837
You are.
392
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,931
Yeah, you know what?
Mark's right. You are a jerk!
393
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,411
If you're gonna beat him up
you've got to beat
394
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:12,934
all of us up too.
395
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,675
Starting with my date.
396
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:15,719
Get out there, Jess.
397
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:20,550
Yeah, we're taking a stand.
398
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:21,595
Go on, Bobby.
399
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,468
All right, who else is gonna
back Mark up?
400
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:36,218
It's your move, Chucky!
401
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:42,659
Oh, man. This bites.
I'm outta here.
402
00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,748
-[ALL APPLAUDING]
-What are you looking at?
403
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,624
That was so cool, Mark.
404
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:53,017
-You got Chuck to back down.
-Damn.
405
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:55,194
Yeah, you were really great.
406
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,979
You know, for a loser,
you're an okay guy.
407
00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:00,111
ALL: Yeah.
408
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:02,853
TAWNY: Mark.
409
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,899
[HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYING]
410
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,170
You were wonderful.
411
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:23,657
Baby, you ain't seen
nothing yet.
412
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:24,875
Let's boogie!
413
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,749
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
414
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:44,112
All right.
Sisterhood in action. Hey!
415
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:47,855
Cody, what is this?
416
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:50,466
Well, you know, I felt bad
417
00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:52,425
for kind of
ruining your meeting
the other night, so,
418
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:54,035
I went down to
the student union
419
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:55,993
and rounded you up
a whole bunch of feminists.
420
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,995
[CHUCKLES]
421
00:20:58,082 --> 00:20:59,562
How did you get
them all to come?
422
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:01,085
Oh, that's not important
right now.
423
00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:03,392
You know, the important thing
is that, uh,
424
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,873
they're here to listen to you
about feminism, huh?
425
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,615
So, uh, take it away.
426
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:11,095
Cody, this is amazing.
Thank you.
427
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:12,967
Hey, right on!
428
00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:16,362
Cody, is our date Friday
or Saturday?
429
00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:19,452
CODY: Uh, why don't
we talk about that
after the meeting?
430
00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:21,367
But I need to know now.
I don't wanna sit
431
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:23,543
through this
boring feminist stuff
432
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:24,935
-unless you're going
to go on a date--
-Here, have a nice cracker.
433
00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:26,633
Here you go! [LAUGHS]
434
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,287
-Me neither, all right--
-Would you like a cracker?
435
00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:30,289
-Are we gonna go out or what?
-[LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY]
436
00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:31,420
[CLEARS THROAT]
437
00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:37,252
You got all these women here
by promising them dates?
438
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:39,080
Well, you know,
it doesn't really matter
439
00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:41,474
what kinda cheese you use as
long as you catch that mouse.
440
00:21:43,476 --> 00:21:45,260
Cody, I have to have
Saturday night.
441
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,131
I've got tickets for
Hootie & the Blowfish.
442
00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:48,916
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
443
00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:50,657
I hate to break this to you,
but Cody and I are seeing
444
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,267
The Bridges of Madison County
on Saturday night.
445
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:53,573
WOMAN: Excuse me...
WOMAN 2: Wait a second.
446
00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:56,532
[ALL CLAMORING]
447
00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:02,451
You're not a woman, are you?
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