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[PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hi, guys.
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Hey, Kare bear.
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Whoa!
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Check out the gonzo cheeks
on the Dana burger.
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[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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Got that little Alvin
the Chipmunk groove happening.
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[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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What happened to you?
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[MUMBLING]
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What?
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[MUMBLING]
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She had her wisdom teeth
taken out.
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[MUMBLING]
I'm in a lot of pain.
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She met Superman
and Lois Lane.
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Whoa!
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Dude! No way!
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That's so ragin'.
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Man, the best person
I ever met,
Catwoman from Batman.
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Remember her?
Dude, she was so fine.
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No, Cody.
She said she's in
a lot of pain.
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Well, didn't the dentist
give her some pain killers
or something?
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Yes, but she doesn't
wanna take them
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because she's super sensitive
to medication.
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It totally spaces her out.
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[MUMBLING] That's right.
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Well, that's too bad.
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I remember when I had
my wisdom teeth taken out.
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Oh, man.
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Sending hot bolts of pain
right into my brain.
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God.
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[BLENDER REVVING]
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[KIDS SCREAMING]
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♪ The dream wide broken
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♪ Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future
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♪ Could you pay the cost?
You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
A second time around?
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♪ And the moment has come
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♪ Say My Lord
I think I found someone
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♪ And no one would be better
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♪ To be putting it together
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♪ For the second time around
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♪ Step by step
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♪ Day by day
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♪ A fresh start over
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♪ A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
the stronger we stay
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♪ We'll make it better
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♪ The second time around ♪
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[PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SINGING]
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Hey, Carol. I did it.
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I got my learner's permit.
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Congratulations, honey.
That's great.
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Yeah, Dad even
let me drive home
for the first time.
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It was great, huh, Dad?
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I was busy seeing my life
flash before my eyes.
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Frank, you know,
you go through this
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Yeah, well, that's because
they let people drive
way too early.
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I'm telling you I don't think
they should let anybody
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behind the wheel
till they're 30.
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I can't believe it.
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how to drive.
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I'm gonna get my friend Debbie
to teach me.
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Demolition Debbie?
I don't think so.
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like Carol or myself.
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Driving is
a serious business, Al.
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You're not gonna learn it
from some teeny bopper.
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Dad, I haven't
seen you this uptight
since I started getting boobs.
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Yeah, that's another thing you
shouldn't get till you're 30.
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[UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL
ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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Watch this one.
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[LAUGHING]
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[CRINGING]
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[EXHALES]
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Cool!
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[LAUGHING]
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Dude, I almost blacked out.
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[LAUGHING]
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Oh, man...
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I love ice cream headaches.
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[LAUGHING]
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Guys, I just want to warn you.
Dana is not herself today.
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Oh, man. Is she
still in a lot of pain?
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No, she took
her pain medication,
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and now she's bombed
out of her gourd.
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[LAUGHING BOISTEROUSLY]
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Hey!
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It's Cody!
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The Codeman!
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The Code-meister.
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Slap me some skin, bro.
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[LAUGHING BOISTEROUSLY]
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Dude.
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I'm not possessed.
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It's me, Dana!
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Your favorite step-cuz!
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The Dana-burger!
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The Dana-burger with cheese!
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She's been like this
all morning.
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[LAUGHING BOISTEROUSLY]
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Yeah.
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And we've been having like
a totally ragin' time.
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[LAUGHS BOISTEROUSLY]
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This is scary.
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Whoa!
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-Hey, Dana--
-Cool.
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I always wanted to try that
brain-freeze thing Cody does.
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Wait, Dana, you...
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Geez.
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Cool.
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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
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Frank, hurry up.
We're going to be late.
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Carol, do we really have
to go to this baby care class?
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Frank, come on.
We talked about this
last week.
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You said it was a good idea.
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Frank, neither of us
has had a baby in a long time.
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I'm not sure we know
how to take care
of one anymore.
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Carol, they're babies.
Not Pontiacs.
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Well, we are both
out of practice
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Hey, where are you guys going?
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Can I drive you?
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but it's kind of
a bad time right now.
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Why?
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Great. I'm never going
to get a chance to drive.
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Where're you going?
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To the video store.
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Can I drive you?
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I'm walking.
It's just two blocks away.
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Come on. Let me drive.
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We can take Dad's truck.
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Nope, nope, nope. Sorry, Al.
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Wrong.
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That could be you.
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Based on what?
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Well...
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You're 18.
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You're a high-school graduate.
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Hey, you haven't had
a pimple in over a year.
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Yeah, I guess
I am pretty grown-up.
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Okay. You can drive.
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But, you have to do
exactly what I tell you.
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Yeah, you got it.
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Okay.
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Well, golly. I think so.
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If I could figure out
where to put this darn key.
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Now, get in the truck
and stop messing around.
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This is really cool.
Thanks, JT.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You better not tell anybody.
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[CAR STARTING]
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Oh, I love the sound of that.
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Now, be careful
of the driveway, okay?
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It's real narrow,
and look out for the fence.
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Okay.
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Stop babying it.
Give it some gas.
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All right.
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[CAR STARTING]
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[CRASHES]
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[CRYING HYSTERICALLY]
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Oh, man. I can't
believe you did this!
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What were you thinking?
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Well, I was thinking
of backing up slowly
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until you told me
to give it gas.
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Oh, no, no.
Don't blame this on me!
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You're the one
who hit the house!
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[AMUSING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
PLAYING]
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Maybe he won't notice.
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Oh, man. We're dead meat.
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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
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Good afternoon, everyone.
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I am Nurse Decker.
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Now, the first lesson is going
to be giving the baby a bath.
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There are lots
of different ways
to bathe an infant.
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So, why don't you all
just do what comes naturally
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and I'll walk around
and tell you why it's wrong.
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Okay.
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Yes, you are!
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Yes, you are!
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Yes. We're going to take
the little wash cloth
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and we're gonna wash
the little hairs
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on your little
chinny chin-chin.
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Carol.
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If you keep talking
to the baby like that,
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[MIMICKING CAROL]
you would
drive him crazy.
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Mr. Lambert, your baby's head
has been under water
for the last twenty seconds.
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[LAMBERT EXCLAIMS]
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-I'm sorry.
-Don't panic.
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Just think quickly.
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Your baby's lungs
are filling up with water.
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How do you get it out?
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[SQUEEZE]
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That was wrong, wasn't it?
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Frank, you're supposed
to save the baby,
not juice it.
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Well, don't be
too hard on him.
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A lot of men are nervous
about their first baby.
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Well, actually, it's
not my first baby.
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It's my fourth.
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Oh.
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Any survivors?
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[UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL
ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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JT, this "Fender Mender" stuff
better work.
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If Dad finds out we wrecked
his truck, he'll kill us.
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We just fill the dent
in with this stuff,
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paint over it, and bingo,
it's as good as new.
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Hey, Cody, what's up?
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Dude. Don't say my name.
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I don't want Dana
to know where I'm at.
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Why not?
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she's been
like Space Cadet City.
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I mean, how many times
can a person say "Dude"
in one sentence?
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Dude!
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What happened to the truck?
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I let Al drive.
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She was backing
out of the driveway
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[LAUGHING] Oh, man.
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Uncle Frank's gonna be
totally cheesed off
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when he sees what happened
to his truck.
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[LAUGHING]
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Well, not if we fix it
before he finds out.
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See, JT says
this "Fender Mender" stuff
will make it good as new.
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Lame.
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[LAUGHING]
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Dude, you know that stuff
is not gonna work.
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Why don't you just be straight
with your dad, man?
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Tell him the truth.
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that he won't
beat the snot out of you
for messing up his truck.
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You know, JT,
maybe he's right.
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Al, this is America.
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We're innocent
until proven guilty.
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And if we can cover up
the evidence,
we're not guilty.
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You can put
all the silly putty you want
on the door, man,
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but sooner or later,
you're going down.
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[LAUGHING]
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Dudesies!
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[LAUGHS BOISTEROUSLY]
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Codeman!
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What's up?
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Oh, man, Princess Leia
the space queen is back.
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Okay.
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Dig it.
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I got like
this totally ragin' idea.
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Why don't we sing the blues?
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[STRUMMING THE GUITAR]
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♪ I got the blues
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♪ I got the blues
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♪ I got the I got
My wisdom teeth pulled out
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♪ And they put me
On medication
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♪ And now I'm feeling
No pain blues ♪
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[STRUMMING THE GUITAR]
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[LAUGHS BOISTEROUSLY]
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If this putty stuff
doesn't work,
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we can always tell Dad
she was driving.
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[LAUGHS BOISTEROUSLY]
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[PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING]
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One of the scarier moments
for new parents
is if the baby is choking.
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But it doesn't have
to be scary if you know
the Baby Heimlich.
259
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,969
This is step one
of the Baby Heimlich.
260
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:46,146
Hold the baby, face down,
in the palm of your hand,
261
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,148
being careful
to support its head.
262
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:52,413
Then turn it downward
and give it five thumps
263
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:56,373
between the shoulder blades
using the heel of your hand.
264
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,723
Mr. Winthrop,
why don't you try it?
265
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:00,900
Okay.
266
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,294
I hope I do it right.
267
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:08,472
Now, you've got to be firmer.
268
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:12,999
Remember,
you have to force enough air
269
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,304
Okay. I'll try.
270
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:18,439
That's excellent,
Mr. Winthrop.
271
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,963
All right, Mr. Lambert.
You're next.
272
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,141
Okay.
273
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:30,146
I'll give it a try here.
274
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,669
That's right.
275
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:36,413
Aim it downwards.
276
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,675
Yes.
277
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:38,981
Okay. Here we go.
278
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,379
[AMUSING INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
279
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:56,781
Oh, honey, this was
a complete disaster.
280
00:15:56,868 --> 00:16:01,438
I should change my name
from Frank Lambert
to Atilla the Hun.
281
00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:04,441
Watch your head. I seem to be
decapitating things lately.
282
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,795
Oh, God.
283
00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:20,631
I'm so big.
284
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:26,594
Carol.
285
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:29,379
I'm a total failure
as a father.
286
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:30,990
Frank, you are not.
287
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,948
You just haven't
had a baby in a long time.
288
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:34,906
You're out of practice.
289
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,256
Look, we're taking
the doll home.
290
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:38,084
The baby won't be
born until May.
291
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:40,216
By that time, you're going
to be an old pro. Believe me.
292
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:43,915
Yeah. Thanks for having
confidence in me, honey.
293
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,353
I really want to be
a good dad.
294
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,791
I want you to know
that when you
leave our baby with me,
295
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:52,054
it's a 100% safe.
296
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,708
[CAR STARTING]
297
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,409
[AMUSING INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
298
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,467
What did I tell you?
It looks as good as new.
299
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,077
Am I a genius, or what?
300
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:16,426
Yeah, well, I'll tell you
after Dad sees it.
301
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,691
If we just act cool,
he won't suspect a thing.
302
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:23,738
Hey, guys.
303
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,305
Dad! You're home. Great!
304
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:26,610
[LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]
305
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:28,569
Yeah. Great!
306
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:29,787
Welcome home.
307
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,661
What are you guys
doing in here?
308
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:36,272
Oh, just waxing the old truck.
309
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:39,319
We wanted to surprise you,
but, uh,
I guess you caught us.
310
00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:41,190
Yeah, Dad. You caught us.
311
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,279
Yeah, you did.
312
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,238
Well, I'll tell you,
it looks pretty.
313
00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:47,588
It looks like...
314
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,201
Could I get by you, please?
315
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:53,289
What for?
316
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,294
I would like to get something
out of my truck.
317
00:17:58,381 --> 00:17:59,382
Is that okay?
318
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,385
-Sure.
-Yeah.
319
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,084
[BOTH LAUGHING]
320
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:10,654
What's that?
321
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,570
What's what?
322
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:15,877
Looks like you missed a spot.
323
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:20,534
No, no, no, Dad. I'll fix it.
324
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:21,709
[LAUGHING]
325
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,366
Okay. Here you go.
326
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:27,584
All right.
327
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,504
Are you guys okay?
328
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,203
Okay? Yeah.
329
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:38,639
Yeah, I'm okay. Why?
330
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:41,468
-Al, you okay?
-Oh, yeah. I'm okay.
331
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:45,298
Okay.
332
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:46,386
[CRASHES]
333
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:59,355
You know, they want you
to buy American
334
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:00,661
and they sell you
a pile of junk.
335
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:01,705
Unbelievable.
336
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,710
Okay, Dad.
I can explain everything.
337
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,843
Before you get mad,
I can explain. Okay?
338
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,845
This is all Al's fault.
339
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,499
My fault?
340
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,153
Yeah. You were
the one who was driving?
341
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,546
So? You let me,
Mr. Give-it-some-more-gas.
342
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:22,770
You were the one
who begged me--
343
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:25,033
I have already killed
three kids today.
344
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,949
Two more
will make no difference.
345
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:32,997
First of all, you are both
going to pay for this
out of your own money.
346
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:35,304
And second of all,
didn't I tell you
347
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:39,439
you are not allowed to drive
unless you were
with a responsible adult?
348
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:42,398
Well, I thought JT
was a responsible adult.
349
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:43,791
Based on what?
350
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:50,014
Well, I guess
I based it on the fact that
351
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:53,104
I really wanted to drive,
and you kept putting me off.
352
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,412
Oh, Al.
353
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,330
Listen, I know you just
got your learner's permit
354
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,811
and you're real anxious
to get behind the wheel.
355
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:05,334
But look what happened.
356
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:09,382
Oh, sorry.
357
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:14,038
But I have a very good reason
for wanting
a responsible adult with you.
358
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,563
It's very difficult
do back down our driveway.
359
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,914
I know, Dad. You're right.
360
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:26,399
No.
361
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:35,016
You're gonna put up
a block wall on my
new construction site.
362
00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:38,149
A block wall?
That is hard work!
363
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,247
Good parenting, Dad.
364
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,075
Shut up, son.
365
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,078
Good idea.
366
00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:59,910
JT. This stuff weighs a ton.
367
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:03,566
Whatever made you think
it was gonna stick
to the side of a car?
368
00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:05,916
Well, it worked pretty good
on the side of the house.
369
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:13,402
There is a hole
on the side of my house?
370
00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:17,450
You know that block wall
we're building for you?
371
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:20,017
Well, why don't we put a nice
little brick trim around it?
372
00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:22,759
Just to show that, you know,
we've really, really, really
learned our lesson.
373
00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:24,544
Shut up, JT!
374
00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:26,241
She's right. I should shut up.
375
00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:33,770
Oh, man.
376
00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:37,600
Yeah. Tell me about it.
377
00:21:37,687 --> 00:21:40,037
listening to Reggae music
and babbling about
378
00:21:40,124 --> 00:21:41,561
"going back to Jamaica, Mon."
379
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,781
[JAMAICAN MUSIC PLAYING]
380
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:56,315
Look!
381
00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:58,795
Look who's here!
382
00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:02,930
It's the Codemon!
383
00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:06,412
Where you been?
384
00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:08,936
[IN JAMAICAN ACCENT]
It's time to limbo!
385
00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:13,506
Come on, Codemon.
386
00:22:13,593 --> 00:22:16,335
How low can you go?
387
00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:20,817
All right.
388
00:22:22,602 --> 00:22:24,081
[LAUGHS BOISTEROUSLY]
389
00:22:30,305 --> 00:22:32,263
[IN JAMAICAN ACCENT]
Limbo lower now!
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