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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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CODY: Dude, this car is
totally raging.
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I can't believe your boss let
a dillweed like you drive it.
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Cody, I work in a used car lot
for five bucks an hour.
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The least he can
let me do is drive
a Porsche once in a while.
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Yeah.
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You know, JT,
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you could really pick up
chicks in a car like this,
if you were better looking.
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[LAUGHS]
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That's kind of funny, huh?
I hope you enjoy
walking home.
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Man, you guys are gonna
totally love this place.
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They got like down-home
cooking, the bottomless
cup of coffee.[CHUCKLES]
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Hey, man, they even got this
big old waitress named Bertha
in there,
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she always sticks her thumb
in your pie. She's nuts.
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Hi, come on in.
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Cody. Cody, who's that?
[SCOFFS] Got me.
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But she beats the wazooli
out of Bertha. [CHUCKLES]
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Hi, I'm Shelley.
The menu's on the blackboard.
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Just let me know if you see
something you want.
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[CHUCKLES] I think I know
what I want right now.
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[SCOFFS] Come on.
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Why would a sweet, classy,
little girl like that
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want to have anything to do
with a slacker like you, huh?
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Hi. Hi, I'm JT Lambert.
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So, are you the proprietor
of this establishment?
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No. My dad owns
the restaurant. I'm just
helping out for a while.
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I saw you guys drive up.
That's an incredible car
you have.
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Oh, the Porsche?
He doesn't own that.
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She's right. I lease,
that's what I do. I lease.
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Look, uh, why don't you two
go grab us a table,
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and I'll give the order
to our lovely
waitress here, huh?
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So, Shelley. Uh,
you like Porsches, huh?
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I love 'em.
But they're really expensive.
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You must have
a pretty good job.
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Well, let's just say,
I have a small interest
in a car dealership.
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[CHUCKLES]
It's a family business.
Uh, inherited money.
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Kind of like the Kennedys.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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You like Porsches,
and I own one.
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So, uh, why don't you let me
take you for ride sometime?
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Sounds good. I get off at six.
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Then six it is.
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Shelley, I got two burgers up.
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Be right there, Pop.
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I'll be right back.
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Cody. Cody, man,
did you hear that?
She's gonna go out with me.
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Yeah, but you lied.
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I know, and it worked.
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Dude, what's with all this
big con job, man?
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Why don't you just
be yourself? [SCOFFS]
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Because, Cody, "myself"
hasn't had a date
in three months.
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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MAN:
♪ The dream got broken
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♪ Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future?
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♪ Could you pay the cost?
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♪ You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
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♪ A second time around?
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WOMAN:
♪ Woah-a, woah-a
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♪ When the tears are over
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♪ And the moment has come
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♪ Say, "My Lord
I think I found someone"
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♪ You know it will be better
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♪ 'Cause you're
putting it together
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♪ For the second time around
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ALL:
♪ Step by step, day by day
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WOMAN:
♪ Day by day
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ALL:
♪ A fresh start over
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♪ A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
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♪ The stronger we stay
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WOMAN:
♪ We'll make it better
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MAN:
♪ Second time around ♪
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Okay, put this wing
in there, and...
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♪ You put your right wing in
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♪ You put your right wing out
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♪ You put your right wing in, and you shake it all about
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♪ You do the hokey pokey,
and you turn yourself around
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♪ That's what it's all about ♪
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Hi, Frank.
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Hi, honey.
[CHUCKLES]
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Good news, Frank.
We've got an appointment
with the doctor on Tuesday.
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Well, one of us
certainly does need a doctor.
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No, Frank, I mean,
we have an appointment
with the gynecologist.
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Carol, I don't have
a gynecologist.
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I have nothing
for him to gyno.
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Come on, Frank.
It's our baby's
four-month check up.
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I want us to go together.
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Oh, honey, I'm not going
to be comfortable going into
a gynecologist' s office.
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You know,
I don't understand, Frank.
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When your first wife
was pregnant, didn't you
go to the doctor with her?
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No, she did her job,
I did mine.
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And yours was...
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I planted the seed,
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which is a pretty
important job.
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Well, I want us
to go together.
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When it comes to the baby,
we're a team, Frank.
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All right, okay, fine.
I'll go with ya.
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Man, plant the seed,
go to the gyno, I have to do
everything around here.
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[SIGHS] Man, thanks for
another great meal.
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JT, you've been spending
so much time in here lately.
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Don't you ever
have to be at work?
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Well, when your family
owns their own business, uh,
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you kind of call
your own shots, you know?
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Excuse me, Shelley, uh,
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it's getting
a little thick in here.
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I think I'm gonna step outside
and get some air.
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[CHUCKLING]
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Oh, you know, don't mind him.
He's claustrophobic.
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Hey, look. Tonight,
I'll pick you up at 7:00.
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Now, wear something real
fancy. I'm getting tickets to Phantom of the Opera.
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Sounds good.
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Bye.
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Hey, Cody! Cody, Cody,
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lend me 50 bucks
so I can go to
the theatre tonight.
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CODY: No way, dude.
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The Bank of Codeman is closed.
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I'm tired of you lying
to that sweet little girl.
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Oh, come on, Cody.
I don't like lying
to Shelley.
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I just gotta, you know,
find the right time
to tell her the truth.
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Yeah? And when might that be?
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Next week?
Next year?
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Fine, Cody.
You're not gonna help me?
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No problem.
I'll just find the money
somewhere else, all right?
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Yeah, don't you lead
a rich fantasy life, huh?
[CHUCKLES]
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What do you think
it's gonna do?
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Money is just gonna
drop out of the sky
and fall at your feet, huh?
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Cody. Cody, check this out.
An envelope full of money.
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No way!
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Hey, Dude!
Can I have
a motorcycle?
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Man, there's gotta be
over a thousand bucks in here.
I'm rich!
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Hey, man, I'm gonna go buy
Shelley a really neat gift
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that's gonna knock
her socks off.
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[SCOFFS] Hello in there.
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You can't spend
that money, dude.
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It's gotta belong to somebody.
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Oh, yeah, right.
Probably a crook. Huh!
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Who else carries
this much money
in an envelope?
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Now look, the way I figure,
if I keep it,
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it's like I'm taking
a bite out of crime.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Well, I tell ya,
something bites around here,
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but it sure ain't the crime.
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The doctor will be
with you shortly.
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Just make
yourselves comfortable.
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CAROL: Thanks.
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Oh, look, Frank.
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Oh. It's a model of
a baby in the womb.
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Aw, man. [PANTING]
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Honey, you know,
I'm really not very
comfortable in here.
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Oh, geez.
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I mean, come on.
There're stirrups here
and rubber gloves and wombs.
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Can't I just wait in the car?
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Frank, this is not
just my baby.
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This is our baby.
We're supposed to
be a team on this.
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Okay, okay.
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You're right,
I promised,
and I'm sorry.
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We're... We're gonna be
a team, okay? Hmm?
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[MOANING]
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Hey, knock it off.
That's what got you here
in the first place.
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Hi, Dr. Postley.
This is my husband, Frank.
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Nice to meet you. [CHUCKLING]
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Nice to meet you, Doc.
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You know, it's nice
to see a husband in here.
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A lot of men
are uncomfortable
at the gynecologist.
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You're kidding?
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You know, it's jerks like that
that give sensitive, caring
guys like me a bad name.
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[CHUCKLES]
Okay, we're going to do
something really fun today.
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We're gonna take
our first sonogram, see
what he baby looks like.
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So, Carol, I'm gonna
ask you to hop up here,
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get comfortable,
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lift up your shirt,
and just relax.Okay.
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Okay, honey.
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CAROL: Okay.
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Woo, this is nice.
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Are we really going to be
able to see the baby
on this little TV?
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Absolutely.
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FRANK: Wow!
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Okay.
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This is gonna be
a little cold.
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CAROL: Ooh.
[CHUCKLES]
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What's all that glop?
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Oh, it's a lubricant. Kind of
turns your wife's belly
into a "Slip 'n Slide."
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Uh, Doc,
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[STAMMERS]
can you buy that stuff
over the counter?
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Here, Frank,
knock yourself out.
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Okay, let's see
what this baby looks like.
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See if it looks like Frank
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or that good looking guy
who works at the gas station.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[GASPS]
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CAROL: Oh.
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Oh, Frank, I see it.
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FRANK: Oh, that's it.
That's our baby.
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And it's a boy.
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Frank, that's an arm.
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Uh, well, that explains
why there's two.
[CHUCKLES]
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I just figured
he was gifted.
[CHUCKLES]
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[CHUCKLING]
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CAROL: Can you tell
if it's a girl or a boy?Oh, no, it's too early.
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But everything looks A-okay.
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The baby's got a good,
strong heart beat.CAROL: Aw.
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FRANK: Oh, this is incredible.
Honey, that's our baby.
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Hmm.
Whoa, I made that!
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[CHUCKLES]
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Okay, I'm gonna
freeze frame this for you.
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Before you go,
I'll print up a picture
of the baby.
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You get to take it,
along with a video tape home
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to show the rest
of your family.FRANK: Ah.
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Okay. Hey, buddy,
we'll see ya later.
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We'll see you
in the delivery room.
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I'll be the one smiling.
[CHUCKLES]
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[SIGHS]
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Hey, Shelley. I know
I was here earlier,
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but I got a little
surprise for you.
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Good, I could use a surprise.
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Tough day, huh?
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Yeah, really tough.
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Yeah, well, maybe
this might cheer you up.
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Okay, you hate it.
No problem. Uh, I'll just
go jump off a bridge.
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No, JT. I love it.
This is really sweet of you.
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It's just that
my dad went to deposit
last week's receipts,
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and somewhere between
here and the bank,
he dropped the envelope.
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The envelope?
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With money in it?
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My dad's a wreck.
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[EXHALES]
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Yeah.
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I'm not, uh,
feeling too good myself.
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Be careful of the door sill,
honey, and don't trip
on the rug, all right?
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Just stand there, now.
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Now, here. I got it.
I got it. Don't do that.
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Okay, huh?
Everything all right? Huh?
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Hey buddy, did you enjoy
that ride home?
[CHUCKLES]
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00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:18,650
Yeah, we loved it, Frank.
Especially stopping
at Sparky's Tavern,
237
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:22,002
so you could show
all your friends
"what you made".
238
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,917
Oh, okay.
Hey, everybody,
239
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:25,614
come on in here
in the living room.
240
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,137
I have something
I want to show you.
Come on.
241
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,443
What's up?
242
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:31,751
I have got a great new video.
243
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,970
All right!
Is it Terminator 2?
244
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,146
I wanna see
that guy's head
split open again
245
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:39,149
[CHUCKLES] No, no,
it's better than that.
246
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:43,066
It's a sonogram
of your new baby brother
or sister.
247
00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:45,634
What's a sonogram?
248
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:48,332
It's an ultrasonic picture
that allows the doctors to
visualize the fetus in utero.
249
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,296
What?
250
00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,255
It's a movie of the baby.
251
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,519
Okay, everybody. Here we go.
252
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,479
BRENDAN: That's it?
253
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,657
How come
it's in black and white?
254
00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:11,660
Doesn't this thing
come in color?
255
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:15,707
Just forget about color. Now,
that is the baby, right there.
256
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,144
It's just sitting there.
257
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,408
Doing nothing.
258
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:21,931
Obviously a Lambert.
259
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,113
This is lame.
260
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,508
Call me when he does
something interesting.
261
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:36,293
Ordinarily, I'm a big fan
of reproductive videos,
262
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,991
but this one's a real snooze.
263
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:43,170
Yeah, Mom, I mean,
can't you give the kid
a little goose?
264
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:47,261
You know,
get it to swim around
or roll over or something?
265
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,132
Well, I'm sorry
to disappoint you, Karen.
266
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:51,700
I'll try to have
a more entertaining
pregnancy next time.
267
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:55,443
Oh-ho-ho, no.
268
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:59,142
We cannot have
an eighth child.
269
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,492
Frank, I have
two words for you.
270
00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:02,711
"Snip, snip."
271
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,720
[CHUCKLING]
272
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:14,854
Ah, the mighty jalapeno.
[CHUCKLES]
273
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,688
[GASPING]
274
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,225
[SIGHS]
275
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,401
[GROANS]
276
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:41,881
Yeah, buddy.
277
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:48,452
All right.
278
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,849
Cody, man,
I got a big problem.
279
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,372
Yeah, you sure do.
280
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,461
You're a lying sack
of doo-doo. [CHUCKLES]
281
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:03,337
I know, man.
But this is worse.
282
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,905
You know that envelope
of money I found?
283
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,776
It belongs to Shelley's dad.
284
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:10,170
Aw, yeah? Huh.
285
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:13,303
Gee, you found an envelope
full of money and it belonged
to somebody, huh?
286
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,131
[EXHALES] Who would
have thought of that?
287
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:21,616
Cody, man, I'm serious.
What am I going to do?
288
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,574
JT, man, you know
what you're gonna do.
289
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,663
Look, you tell her truth,
290
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:28,623
return the necklace,
and give the money
back to her dad, bro.
291
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:31,669
I can't do that, man.
She's gonna think I'm a liar.
292
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:34,063
JT, dude, you are a liar.
293
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,196
[SIGHS]
294
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,415
Yeah, I know,
but if she knows that,
she won't like me anymore.
295
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,417
[CHUCKLES]
Well, I'll tell you
somethin' man,
296
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:42,811
I'm your best friend.
I don't like you
very much right now.
297
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,250
Oh, Cody.
I got an idea, okay.
All right, check this out.
298
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,296
What about this? All right.
299
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,515
I take her on a date,
300
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,865
then you pretend to be
a mugger. Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Okay, all right.
301
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:58,044
Then you steal the necklace,
take it to a pawn shop,
302
00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,959
get me the money,
and I give it back to her dad.
303
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,091
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
It's gonna work there, buddy.
304
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:04,093
We can fake a little fight.
I'll look like a big hero,
you know?
305
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,617
Oh, please, please,
please, please Cody!
306
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,925
John Thomas Lambert,
307
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,580
this is your conscience
speaking, okay? Look.
308
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,277
There is no way out.
309
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:15,800
The ship has sailed.
310
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:17,977
The fat broad
has sung sayonara.
311
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,979
Okay?
312
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:23,634
Now, it's up to you
to make a decision
with your life.
313
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:26,376
Are you gonna
tell the truth and be a man,
314
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:28,074
or are you gonna be a liar?
315
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:31,991
Can't I be both?
316
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:42,001
Here's your change
Have a good day.
317
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,003
Thanks.
318
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:48,572
Hi.
319
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,792
Hi.
320
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,011
What's wrong?
321
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:54,883
Well, um,
322
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,406
I kinda have to talk to you,
323
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,017
but I don't think
you're going to be, uh,
324
00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,628
too excited when you hear
what I have to say.
325
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:03,370
Listen, I'm in such
a good mood, nothing
could get me down.
326
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:05,241
You know
the money my dad lost?
327
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:06,547
He found it.
328
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,637
He did?
329
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:11,508
[CHUCKLES]
He dropped the envelope
under the seat of his car.
330
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,249
Isn't that great?
331
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,512
[CHUCKLES] Great?
That's incredible.
332
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:18,341
Yeah, we were pretty relieved.
333
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,430
So, what'd you
want to talk about?
334
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,824
You know, whatever it was,
it just flew right out
of my head.
335
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:24,521
It's unbelievable.
336
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,784
We have some
great lasagna today.
Want to try it?
337
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,525
Oh, sure. I love lasagna.
338
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,049
Great. Grab a seat
and I'll get some for you.
339
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,837
Oh, JT, by the way,
340
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:39,797
my dad loved this necklace
you gave me.
341
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:42,931
He said I must have
a pretty terrific boyfriend
to get me a gift like this.
342
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:46,674
I told him he was right.
343
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,676
I'm awfully lucky
to have a guy like you.
344
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,856
Shelley, you know,
345
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,946
I haven't
346
00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:01,080
really been
completely honest
with you.
347
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,603
What? You don't like lasagna?
348
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:06,955
Look, uh,
349
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,914
I don't know how to say this,
350
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,743
but, well,
351
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:15,485
I'm not a rich guy.
352
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,835
I don't own
my own car dealership.
353
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:21,100
And that car I've been driving
354
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,580
belongs to my boss.
355
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:27,497
You've been lying to me?
356
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,413
It gets worse.
357
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:36,680
I paid for that necklace
with some money
I found on the street.
358
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:42,164
And I came here
to tell you that today because
I thought it was your dad's.
359
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:46,342
But you know what,
it doesn't matter because
it was somebody else's money,
360
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:47,822
and I shouldn't have spent it.
361
00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:53,349
I don't think
I can see you anymore.
362
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,748
Look, Shelley,
I know I've been a jerk.
363
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:03,316
But, I lied because I thought
it was the only way
you'd go out with me.
364
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,405
I'm really sorry.
365
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,148
I really liked you, JT.
366
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:12,934
And not because
you were rich or
you drove a fancy car.
367
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,806
I liked you
because you were cute
and fun to be with
368
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,895
and you made me laugh.
369
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,594
And now I just wish
this whole thing
never happened.
370
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:26,817
Me, too. I wish
we could just
start all over again.
371
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,473
Bye, JT.
372
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,088
Bye.
373
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:57,370
Hi. I'm JT Lambert.
374
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,243
I don't have a Porsche.
375
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:04,812
I don't even have a car.
376
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,599
I used to lie to get
girls to go out with me,
377
00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:11,340
but I don't want to
do that anymore.
378
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:18,782
Do you think maybe I could,
uh, get a cup of coffee?
379
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:22,612
JT, one moment
of honesty isn't gonna
make everything okay.
380
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,921
I know.
381
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:30,185
Look, I don't know
if I can ever
make things right.
382
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,362
But this is all
I got, Shelley.
383
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:36,017
So, I thought
I'd order a cup of coffee
384
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,627
and you know,
see where it went.
385
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:43,938
Cream or sugar?
386
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,507
Both.
387
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:56,994
No more lies?
388
00:20:58,779 --> 00:20:59,997
No more lies.
389
00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:17,841
Oh, honey, honey,
you're gonna love this.
390
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:21,802
I rented a new video called,
The Miracle of Childbirth.
391
00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:24,152
It says right here,
it shows you everything
that goes on
392
00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:26,197
in the delivery room
from beginning till end.
393
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,503
[CHUCKLING]
394
00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:30,332
Here, sit up. Oh, here,
let me help you.
395
00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:32,291
[GROANING, CHUCKLES]
Come on.
396
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:34,205
Are you sure you want
to watch this tape, Frank?
397
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,946
I mean, it could
get very graphic.
398
00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:38,340
Oh, come on, honey,
I sat through Alientwice.
399
00:21:38,427 --> 00:21:41,038
I mean, a space creature,
bang, right through
the chest of a guy.
400
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,606
How bad
could this be, huh?
401
00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:48,219
WOMAN: Birth. The moment
when we all leave the womb
and enter the world.
402
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,877
[GASPS] Oh, look, Frank.
403
00:21:53,964 --> 00:21:56,315
Oh, there's the baby's head.
404
00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:59,187
[GASPS] Here comes
the shoulders.
405
00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:00,928
Wha... What's all that goo?
406
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:06,412
Oh, that's just some blood
and other birth fluids.
407
00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:09,545
WOMAN: And now the father
cuts the umbilical cord.
408
00:22:11,286 --> 00:22:12,635
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