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-Oh hi, honey.
-Hi.
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Boy, this was one
of those days
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I love being in construction.
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Yeah, why's that?
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Well, cause
it rained all day
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and we sat around
playing cards.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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I have some news that will
make you feel even better.
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-Oh, yeah?
-Brendan joined
the school band.
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[DISMAYED] Oh, no,
not the band.
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Why? What's wrong
with that, Frank?
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Well, nothing,
if you've got
talent, honey.
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But he's a Lambert.
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We're musical morons.
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I mean, sure,
we're good looking,
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athletic and
incredible lovers,
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but we can't carry
a tune in a scoop shovel.
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Well, maybe Brendan
will be the first Lambert
who's a musical genius.
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[EXCITEDLY] Hey,
Daddy, listen to this.
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[TRUMPET PLAYING]
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Well, genius
takes time, Frank.
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Well, I'm going
to go practice.
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Thanks for making me
join the band, Carol.
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You made him
join the band?
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No, I didn't
make him, exactly.
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I sort of suggested...
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Okay, I made him.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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MAN: ♪ The dream got broken
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♪ Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future?
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♪ Could you pay the cost?
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♪ You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
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♪ A second time around?
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WOMAN: ♪ Woah-a, woah-a
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♪ When the tears are over
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♪ And the moment has come
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♪ Say my Lord
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♪ I think I found someone
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♪ You know it will be better
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♪ 'Cause you're
Putting it together
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♪ For the second time around
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ALL: ♪ Step by step
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♪ Day by day
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WOMAN: ♪ Day by day
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ALL: ♪ A fresh start over
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♪ A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
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♪ The stronger we stay
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WOMAN: ♪ We'll make it better
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MAN: ♪ Second time around ♪
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Ooh, here's
an interesting bit
of historical trivia.
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[READS] "Whitcomb Judson,
invented the zipper in 1893.
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But sadly, mankind
wasn't ready for the zipper
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and Judson soon
died penniless,
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never knowing
he would someday
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become a hero to millions
of people who didn't
have time for buttons."
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Isn't that fascinating?
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Mark... you need a woman.
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Hey, it's Marky Mark
and The Dana burger.
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What's happening?
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Hey, you guys are not gonna
believe what I decided to do
in college today.
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Check this out.
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I am joining a fraternity.
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Ooh, that reminds me
of an interesting bit
of historical trivia.
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Did you know
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that the first fraternity
at East Wisconsin University
was established in 1864?
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It was founded
by Jedidiah Caldwell,
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a dentist student who hailed
from Kenosha, Wisconsin.
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[CHUCKLES] Dude...
Get a hobby.
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-Maybe you're right, Cody.
I need to shake up my life.
-Yeah.
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I think I'm going
to go upstairs
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and part my hair
on the other side.
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It's a start.
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Cody, what fraternity,
exactly, were you
thinking about joining?
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Uh, it's that big white house
on the corner with all
the dumpsters in the front.
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I think it's called,
uh, Delta Delta Burke.
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Yeah, that's it.
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You must mean,
Delta Delta Beta.
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Cody, you don't want
to hang out with those guys.
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They're sexist pigs.
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Last week I was
walking by there
and some guy yells out,
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"Hey, sweet cheeks,
how about some
afternoon delight?"
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Well, what's wrong with that?
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I mean, the gentleman
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was obviously giving you
a compliment on your
wonderful complexion
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and, uh, offered you
a little herbal tea.
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Cody, the "gentleman"
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was making a chauvinist remark
filled with sexual innuendo.
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Oh, sure, if you
want to read
all that stuff into it.
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Cody, they keep a live goat
in their living room.
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[EXCITEDLY] No way!
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The Deltas
are animal lovers?
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Man, oh, God,
those guys are awesome.
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Dude, I'm gonna
fit right in.
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[TRUMPET PLAYING BADLY]
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[TRUMPET PLAYS LOUDER]
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Carol, I can't stand it.
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It sounds like he's up
there strangling a parrot.
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Dad, you've got
to make Brendan stop.
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I think my ears are bleeding.
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Can we bury
little bugle boy
in the backyard?
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No, but we can make him
practice in the garage.
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Well, I think you all
have a terrible attitude.
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I bet Mozart's father
didn't make him practice
in the garage.
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Carol, Mozart was a prodigy
who composed concertos
at the age of three.
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It took Brendan that long
just to master big potty.
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Hey, guys. Listen to this
cool song I made up.
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A one, a two,
a one, two, three, four.
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[MAKES NOISE]
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What's it called,
"An Elephant
Horks Up a Hairball?"
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No, it's called ,
"Flight of the Eagle."
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Sounds like the eagle
just hit a power line.
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Well, don't listen
to them, Brendan.
I think it's a nice song.
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-Really?
-CAROL: Mm-hm.
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I wrote another song.
Want to hear it, everybody?
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Oh, you know what?
I forgot it's my night
to wash the car.
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-JT: I'll help.
-AL: Me, too.
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You play it for
Carol though, buddy.
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[FRANK TO JT AND AL]
Quick, run.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Go ahead, Brendan.
I'll listen.
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[MAKES IRRITATING NOISE]
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[GOAT BLEATING]
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Okay, Mr. uh, Slovecke,
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tell us why you should be
admitted to Delta Delta Beta.
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Well, l have
an inquisitive mind,
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good oral hygiene...
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and a subscription
to Modern Pathology Weekly
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which I'd be
happy to share
with all the brothers.
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Well, you sound like
a real barrel of laughs.
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Mr. Slovecke?
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We'll get back
to you real soon.
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You hate me,
don't you?
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Pretty much.
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Bye bye now.
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Next.
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Hey.
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Wow, this place
is so cool, man!
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It's just like my van.
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Only bigger...
And messier.
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-You must be Mr. Lambert.
-Yeah.
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I'm Chad Douglas,
president of
Delta Delta Beta.
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CODY: Hey, dude.
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Why don't you
step up right here
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and tell us why you'd
make a good member
of the Delta House.
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Oh, cool!
All right now.
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Well, first of all,
I'm like a real good listener.
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Yeah, sometimes I hear
people even when
there's nobody talking.
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And, uh, secondly,
you know, I'm real
good at fixing things,
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like cars and bikes and,
like, uh, plumbing and stuff.
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Yeah and, probably
the most fascinating
thing about me
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is that I can play,
"The Star Spangled Banner"
with my armpit.
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Would you all please rise?
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No, that's okay.
We've heard plenty.
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Would you mind waiting outside
while we make our decision?
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Oh, cool,
no problem, man.
Hey, dig it.
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I'll just hang out
on the porch
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and shoot the breeze
with the goat. [CHUCKLES]
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[GOAT BLEATING]
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Let's vote.
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ALL: No.
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DEKE: Hey, whoa,
wait a minute.
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I've talked
to about 20 chicks
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who said that
they'd follow this guy
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to any party on campus.
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He's like a babe magnet.
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Re-count.
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[ALL ENTHUSIASTICALLY] Yes!
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DEKE: Let's go, all right.
ALL: Cody! Cody! Cody!
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Oh, no way, I'm in?
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Do you hear that,
Walter, dude?
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Yeah, I'm gonna be
your fraternity brother.
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Are we [BLEATS] b-a-a-a-d,
or what?
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Yeah, cool.
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[GOAT BLEATS]
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Dude, you guys.
I'm in! I'm a Delta.
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Yes, I have joined
the long line of
noble Greeks.
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Like Euripides, Socrates,
John Stamos.
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-Congratulations, Cody.
-Yeah. Thanks, Kare bear.
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DANA: Congratulations?
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I don't see what's so great
about being admitted
to a chauvinist pigsty.
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Well that's where
you're wrong, Dana.
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Hey, check it out, man.
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The Deltas are having
a party this weekend
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and they told me to invite
every woman I saw.
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That's right. They want
to be knee deep in babes.
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And you thought
they were sexist.
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[SARCASTICALLY] Gee,
what was I thinking?
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I don't know.
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So, uh, what
do you say, Dana?
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Want to go hang out
at the party with me
and my Delta brothers, huh?
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I'd rather put
a live porcupine
in my bra.
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Oh, okay, if you've
already got plans.
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How about you,
Kare bear?
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[EXCITEDLY] Me?
I I'd love to go.
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I mean, going
to a fraternity party is,
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is one of the top
ten things I've wanted
to accomplish in my life.
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There you go.
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DANA: Karen.
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These guys are slime.
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Well, that's what you say.
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-Cody thinks they're nice.
-CODY: Yeah.
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Well, Cody thinks
everybody's nice.
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He's too trusting.
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But I'm telling you,
you're going to go
to this party,
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you're going to have
a bunch of guys ogling you
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like you're some
sort of calendar girl.
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Really?
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Oh, I wonder
what I should wear?
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Fine. Go to this party.
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But I'm telling you,
by the end of the night,
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you're going to feel
like a piece of meat.
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Because these guys
are rodents.
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They're vermin.
They're scum.
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She's so negative.
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[CHUCKLES]
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You think she's crabby now,
wait until she stuffs
that porcupine in her bra.
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[HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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All right, Walter, dude.
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You've been eating
way too many cheese puffs.
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We better get you outside,
before you explode.
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-Come on.
-[WALTER BLEATS]
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That's it buddy.
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CHAD: Hey. How's the party?
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Hey, wiki, wiki, hula, hula.
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I'm really glad
Cody brought me
to the party. This is fun.
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Boy, Karen, I can't believe
you're in high school.
You seem so mature.
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[GIGGLES] Thank you.
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And I love this flower
in your hair.
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It really brings out
the color in your eyes.
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Oh, you're just saying
that to flatter me.
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Go ahead,
do it some more.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Good idea.
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In fact, why don't we
continue this conversation
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at the next stop in
the Delta house tour.
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Where's that?
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[CHUCKLES] My room.
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Um, I think I'd rather
stay down here.
243
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,679
Oh, no, I guarantee
you'll have a lot more
fun up there.
244
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,290
Look, I don't want
to go up to your room.
245
00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:50,813
Sure you do.
You'll love it--
246
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,467
No. I said no.
247
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:54,512
What's your problem?
248
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:57,341
I don't have a problem.
I just don't want
to go up there.
249
00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:59,735
[SCOFFS] What are you
a virgin or something?
250
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:02,477
That's none
of your business.
251
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:05,915
Wait a minute.
You really are.
252
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:09,658
Hey, everybody,
guess what we have here?
253
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,312
A real live virgin!
254
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:14,271
Wow, no lie, a virgin?
255
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,796
Whoa, hey, dudes,
virgin in the house!
256
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:21,409
[ALL CHANTING] Virgin!
257
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,846
-[MORTIFIED] Stop it!
-[CHANTING CONTINUES]
258
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,065
KAREN: Stop!
259
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:27,850
Stop that!
260
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:30,766
CODY: Hey, knock it off!
261
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,246
[CHANTING CONTINUES]
262
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,769
CODY: I said, knock it off!
263
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,205
ALL: Whoa!
264
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,991
Chill out, Lambert.
We were just having fun.
265
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:41,472
Hey, listen, pal,
let'sget something straight,
right now.
266
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,692
You don't go making fun
of somebody because
they're a virgin.
267
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,173
I'm a virgin.
268
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,783
You got a problem with that?
269
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:50,612
[GASPING FOR AIR]
No, I respect your decision.
270
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,876
I knew you would.
271
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:56,096
And as for the rest
of you monkeys,
272
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:59,795
where do you guys
get off humiliating
a sweet girl like Karen? Huh?
273
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:04,844
I mean, hey,
disrespecting females
is totally lame. Get a clue.
274
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,501
-You all right?
-Yeah, I'm okay.
275
00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:12,460
-Let's get out of here.
-KAREN: Good idea.
276
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:15,767
[DOOR OPENS]
277
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:23,732
That guy's a loser.
Who thinks like him, anyway?
278
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:27,475
I do. You guys are pigs.
I'm out of here.
279
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:33,785
Me, too.
See you later... Boys.
280
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,659
Ah big deal,
so two chicks leave.
281
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:38,878
Okay, three.
282
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:40,792
Four...
283
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:42,882
Six...
284
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:44,884
Ten.
285
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:48,713
Okay, all of them.
286
00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:53,414
Well, I guess I'm
the only one left
wearing a bra.
287
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:54,502
Shut up.
288
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:07,210
-Frank?
-Yeah.
289
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,038
Honey, take a look
at this article.
290
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,867
It's called, "Ten Spicy Ways
to Heat Up Your Love Life."
291
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,566
Who needs spice when you're
292
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,960
married to the Blackened
Catfish of Love?
293
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:24,314
[BRENDAN PRACTICING TRUMPET]
294
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,142
Oh, that does it.
295
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,144
The trumpet is going
in the trash masher.
296
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,668
You can't do that, Frank.
You'll crush his spirit.
297
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:31,931
I'm not going
to crush his spirit.
298
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,367
I'm going to crush that horn.
299
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,674
Nice attitude, Frank.
300
00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:38,372
What are you going to say
to your son when you take
his trumpet away from him?
301
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,156
I'm going to say, uh,
302
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,897
"Son, I love you,
303
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,420
but you're tone deaf.
304
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:44,639
You have no business
playing an instrument.
305
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:45,814
You're a musical moron."
306
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,685
-[KNOCK AT DOOR]
-Who is it?
307
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:50,210
BRENDAN: It's me, Brendan.
I need to talk to you.
308
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,387
Go ahead, Frank.
309
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:55,345
This is your chance to have
that warm father-son moment.
310
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,261
Okay.
311
00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:00,481
[CLEARS THROAT]
All right, son, come in.
312
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:08,924
Listen. I have to ask you
a really important question.
313
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,100
But you have to promise
to tell the truth.
314
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,322
Of course I promise
to tell the truth.
315
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,193
What What is it?
316
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,586
Okay, here it goes.
317
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:22,198
Do you think I'm
any good at the trumpet?
318
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:27,812
Why do you want to know?
319
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:31,164
Because you're my daddy
and I want to know
what you think.
320
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:33,601
Go ahead, Frank,
tell your son
what you think.
321
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,909
Well, son...
[STAMMERS] I think, uh...
322
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:41,652
I think, uh...
323
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,397
[CHEERINGLY] I think for a guy
324
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:48,964
who's only been playing
a couple of days,
you're doing great.
325
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,316
-Really?
-Yeah.
326
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:56,102
I'm real proud
of the effort
that you put in.
327
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:59,279
That's great,
because I thought I stunk.
328
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:05,328
But if you say I'm okay,
then I'm gonna keep playing.
329
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,461
FRANK: Oh, boy.
330
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:11,247
-I love you, Daddy.
-I love you, too, son.
331
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:12,988
Goodnight, Daddy.
Goodnight, Carol.
332
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,946
-Goodnight, sweetheart.
-FRANK: Goodnight, pal.
333
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:21,388
Well, I guess
you really told him, huh?
334
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:24,695
Well, honey, he sat
there looking at me
with those brown eyes,
335
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,088
that little puppy dog face.
336
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,959
I couldn't bear
to break his heart.
337
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,179
Well, I think you did
the right thing, Frank.
338
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,442
-You're a great dad.
-FRANK: Yeah.
339
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:35,010
And great dads
are very sexy.
340
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,798
Really?
341
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:44,454
Tickle me with your whiskers,
you blackened catfish of love.
342
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,200
I love it when
you talk fish talk.
343
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:05,736
♪ I got the blues
344
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,653
♪ I got the
I'm way too trusting
345
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:10,828
♪ I think people are good
346
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:12,700
♪ Even when they're slime
347
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,702
♪ And I almost got
Karen in trouble blues ♪
348
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:18,706
Cody, can I talk
to you for a sec?
349
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,490
Oh, don't bother, Dana.
350
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,753
I know what
you're going to say,
351
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:27,802
that I'm way too trusting
and that all the Delta
dudes are pigs.
352
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:30,109
Except for Walter.
He's a goat.
353
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:38,943
No, Cody, actually,
I was gonna say
thank you for helping Karen.
354
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,598
She told me what
happened at the party.
355
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:44,775
Yeah, well, Karen wouldn't
have gotten into any trouble
in the first place,
356
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,386
if I hadn't taken
her to that party.
357
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,781
You were right, Dana,
I'm way too trusting.
358
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,262
I'm a sap.
359
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:59,703
No, you're not.
It was an error
in judgement.
360
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,357
It could happen to anybody.
361
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:05,187
Yeah, not to you.
You're too smart.
362
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,407
Man, from now on,
I'm going to be
just like you.
363
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:12,455
Cynical, suspicious,
big chip on my shoulder.
364
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,200
Is that really
the way I come off?
365
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:23,292
Oh, yeah. Dude, you've
got ice water in your veins.
366
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:26,513
Strike first
and ask questions later.
367
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,949
You're the Dana-nator.
368
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,607
I don't know,
369
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:38,177
if I like being known
as a mercenary killer robot.
370
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,396
Well, I'm your friend,
you know,
371
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:45,140
so I know you're just
trying to protect your
vulnerable inner child.
372
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:49,144
But, uh, you scare
the bejeezus out of
everybody else.
373
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:56,238
Cody, if that's really
the way people see me,
374
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:59,154
I don't think you should
try and be more like me.
375
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:03,550
I think... and I can't
believe I'm saying this,
376
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:06,901
that I could be
more like you.
377
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,556
Really? You want
to be more like me?
378
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:10,644
[CHUCKLES]
379
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:13,212
Well, yeah.
380
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,126
Dude, this is gonna
be so cool.
381
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,042
Hey, I could get you
a really cool van
just like mine.
382
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:22,830
Dude, and we could trick out
your hair, or something.
383
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,920
And, hey, I could teach you
how to play the guitar
384
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:29,706
with nothing
but your big toe.
385
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:32,753
Go ahead, take off
your right shoe.
Come here.
386
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:36,147
Cody, no,
I don't want to be
exactly like you.
387
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,194
I'm just saying that,
388
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:43,590
I guess I could lighten up
the attitude a little bit.
389
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,853
I mean, yeah, people
take advantage of you
390
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:48,508
once in awhile because
you're too trusting.
391
00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:52,816
But, it seems like
you have more fun than I do.
392
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:56,037
Well, that's just 'cause
you're wound up
a little too tight.
393
00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:59,170
Hey, you know what
I always do when
I want to loosen up?
394
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,304
I sing the blues.
395
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:05,916
Come on.
Wail with me, Dana.
396
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,793
♪ I got the blues
397
00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:16,884
[FORCING HERSELF]
♪ I got the blues
398
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:20,235
♪ I got the blues
399
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,283
♪ I got the blues
400
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,895
♪ I got the everybody sees me
401
00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:29,549
♪ As a mercenary killer robot
402
00:21:29,636 --> 00:21:31,072
♪ But I want to lighten up
403
00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:33,204
♪ And show my
Vulnerable inner child
404
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,380
♪ So I can have some more fun
405
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,077
♪ Like the Codeman blues ♪
406
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:37,513
[CHUCKLES]
407
00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:39,646
Everybody!
408
00:21:43,258 --> 00:21:46,217
That's it, Dana.
Shake that groove thing.
409
00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:07,064
[EXCITED] Oh, honey,
great news.
410
00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:09,240
We are about to be rich.
411
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,678
A guy at work
wants me to go
into partnership with him
412
00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:13,680
on a new restaurant.
Are you ready for this?
413
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,986
International House of Toast.
414
00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:20,251
International House of Toast?
415
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,732
Yeah. The International
House of Toast.
416
00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:23,820
I-HOT.
417
00:22:25,692 --> 00:22:27,824
Honey, there's gonna be
breads from around the world.
418
00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:31,219
Toasters right at your table.
You toast 'em where you sit.
419
00:22:31,306 --> 00:22:32,742
What do you think?
420
00:22:32,829 --> 00:22:34,309
I think this is why
I have the checkbook.
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