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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hey, Dad.
Is dinner ready?
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Uh, yeah it is, would you
tell the other kids, please?
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JT: Sure.
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[SCREAMING]
Hey everybody, dinner's ready!
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BRENDAN: [SCREAMING]
Yeah, get your
butts down here!
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I meant for you to go
upstairs and tell them.
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Why? They can
hear me from here.
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Sorry, things really got
backed up in the beauty salon.
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Well, Frank, thank you
for making dinner.
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Anytime.
Oh.
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[COUGHING]
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JT, you better find out what
everybody wants to drink.
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[SCREAMING]
Hey everybody, what do
you guys want to drink?
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AL: [SCREAMING] Ginger ale!
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JT: Ice?
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AL: No! Diet pop!
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Ice?
KAREN: Yes.
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JT: Lemon?
AL: No, just ice!
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JT.
One second, Dad.
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[SCREAMING UPSTAIRS]
Dana, Mark, what do you
want to drink?
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DANA: Milk!
MARK: Water!
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JT: What?
[SCREAMS] JT!
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Dad, I'm right here.
You don't have to scream.
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Oh, all right,
I'm so tired of this.
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All you guys ever do
around here is scream.
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Yeah, I haven't heard
this much screaming
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since JT walked in on
grandma in the shower.
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Please, I don't like
reliving that.
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Okay. New rule.
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From now on there
is no screaming in
this house. Got it?
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Sure, Dad.
Got it, Dad.
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Good.
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AL: [SCREAMING]
Hey, forget the ginger ale!
I want root beer!
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[SCREAMING]
Shut up, Al! Didn't you
just hear Dad?
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We're not allowed
to scream anymore!
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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MAN: ♪ The dream got broken
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♪ Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future?
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♪ Could you pay the cost?
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♪ You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
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♪ A second time around?
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WOMAN: ♪ Woah-a, woah-a
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♪ When the tears are over
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♪ And the moment has come
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♪ Say, "My Lord I think
I found someone"
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♪ You know it will be better
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♪ 'Cause you're
Putting it together
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♪ For the second time around
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ALL: ♪ Step by step,
Day by day
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WOMAN: ♪ Day by day
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ALL: ♪ A fresh start over
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♪ A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
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♪ The stronger we stay
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MAN: ♪ It will be better
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♪ The second time around
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ALL: ♪ Step by Step,
Day by day
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WOMAN: ♪ We'll make it better
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MAN: ♪ Second time around ♪
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Hey, uh, Carol.
CAROL: Uh-huh?
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Can I ask you a question?
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Huh, hey dig it.
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Uh, is baloney still good,
if it's like green and fuzzy?
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No.
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Dude, I'm gonna
pay for that later.
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[MAKES KARATE CHOP NOISE]
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Hey, Mark, are you
taking Karate,
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or did you get some
of that bad baloney, too?
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I signed up at
the recreation center
for Karate lessons.
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Karate? Mark,
that sounds
kind of dangerous.
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Wouldn't you like
to take something safer
like... Ceramics?
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Mom, I think I've already
taken enough activities
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that require me
to wear an apron.
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The kids at school
are calling me,
"Nerd Boy-ar-dee".
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It's true, Carol.
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Mark doesn't get
any respect.
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Last week he was the victim
of a drive by wedgie.
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Well, I know you
want to prove yourself,
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but Karate just sounds
so violent to me.
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I really don't
want you to do it.
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Oh, Carol, just chill.
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You know, I mean hey,
Karate's not really violent.
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The dude who
taught me said
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that Karate was about
self defense and confidence.
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Yeah please, Mom,
there's a Karate
tournament next month
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and I want to enter it,
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so I can get some respect
from the kids at school.
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Well... Okay, Mark,
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but I am coming with you
to tell the instructor
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that my little baby
bruises very easily.
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Yeah, Carol, why don't you
let the boy grow some hair,
you know what I mean?
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Hey.
Oh, girls.
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Hey, you're just in time
to see the new intercom work.
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Now you'll be able
to speak to anyone
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in the house
without screaming.
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JT, go upstairs,
let's test it.
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All right.
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[SARCASTIC] Oh, joy.
Another way for me
to talk to JT.
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What a helpful link
on the information
super highway.
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Well, I like intercoms.
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It's something else for me
to talk into, like the phone,
or my mirror.
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Okay.
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Here we go. [CLEARS THROAT]
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[ENGAGES BUTTON]
JT. Test, one, two, three.
Do you read me?
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JT: [SCREAMING]
Loud and clear dad.
This thing works great.
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FRANK: [SCREAMING]
Use the intercom, stupid!
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[CHUCKLES]
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JT: [THROUGH INTERCOM] Sorry, Dad.
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No problem.
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Frank, what are
all those buttons for?
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You know, I'm glad you asked.
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Because this is not
just an intercom.
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This is a music system
for the entire house, look.
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[PRESSES BUTTON]
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[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
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Boy. Country music. Yee-haw.
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[RADIO STATIC BUZZES]
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There's probably just
a few bugs left in it here.
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[POLICE DISPATCHER] Attention all units, attention all units!
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Burglary in progress at Eighth and Main. Any unit in the vicinity...
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Hey, Frank.
It picks up police calls.
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That oughta make it
much easier to keep
track of your kids. [CHUCKLES]
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JT: [OVER INTERCOM]
Has anybody seen
my sunglasses?
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AL: [OVER INTERCOM] Yeah, you left them in the bathroom.
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JT: You sure?
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AL: Yeah, go look.
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Oh, man,
those voices are back.
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At least this time
they're in English. [CHUCKLES]
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Hi, Cody.
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What's the matter,
little dude?
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I just got kicked out
of Karate class for
not being tough enough.
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Well it's not
your fault, Mark.
That coach was a jerk.
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He was one of those
muscle-bound morons
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that keeps encouraging
the other kids to knock
each other's heads off.
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I'm glad you're
not going back.
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Well, that's easy
for you to say, Mom.
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But for me, this is just
one more humiliating event
in my pathetic little life.
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Now I'm never going
to be able to prove
I'm a man.
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Well sweetie,
you will just always
be my little man.
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Hey yeah, Carol,
why don't you let me
handle this?
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[CHUCKLES]
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All right Mark, I'll fix
your bubble bath for you.
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You always like that,
don't you.
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[SCOFFS] Dude.
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Tell me about it.
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If it was up to her,
I'd still be wearing
that little sailor outfit.
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I hear ya, little cuz,
you know, my Mother
didn't understand me either.
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Neither did my Dad...
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Or any of my teachers.
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Matter of fact, my dog
used to just stare at me
and just shake his head.
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Well at least you
were a tough guy,
so nobody picked on you.
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah,
I wish. Oh, man.
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Hey, when I started Karate,
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I was nothing but
a skinny sack of bones
just like you. [CHUCKLES]
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Sorry, dude.
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Cody, I didn't want
to impose on you before,
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but I'm desperate now.
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You're a black belt.
Do you think you could
teach me Karate?
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You bet, little cuz.
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But I gotta warn you,
it's gonna be a lot of work.
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I'm gonna to work you
night and day to get you
ready for that tournament.
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Are you with me?
I'm with you.
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I can't hear you!
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[LOUDER] I'm with you.
I still can't hear you!
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[EVEN LOUDER]
I'm with you!
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Let me see your war face!
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[YELLS] Hi-yah!
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[GROANS]
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Dude! Dude, dude...
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I think I just pulled
a groin muscle.
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[ORIENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[YELLS]
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Yeah, right.
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We're ready, Cody.
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[YELLS]
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Whoa, that was great!
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Was that
a professional Karate yell?
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[SARCASTICALLY] No,
there's this big honking
spider in my van.
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Okay, Mark, first exercise
we're going to do
is the hand slap game.
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Al, come here.
Put your hands
out palm up.
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Now, Mark, put your
hands on top of hers.
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CODY: Now, the object
of the game is to move
your hands out of the way
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before Al can slap 'em.
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Piece of cake.
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[WHINING]
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I wasn't ready yet.
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You ready now?
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Yes.
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[WHINES]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
Hey, Mark, dig it man.
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There is a myriad of sounds
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that you can
make in Karate,
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but "ow" is not one
of them. Okay, dude?
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No problem. I was just
getting warmed up.
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CODY: Yeah.
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Okay, Al, hit me
with your best shot.
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CODY: Okay, Al...
MARK: Stop!
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Okay, all right.
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[CHUCKLES] Cool.
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Well at least now
we know, Mark can take
a beating. [CHUCKLES]
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Okay, we'll do
a different exercise.
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What's the point, Cody?
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I'm never going
to learn Karate.
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Oh, buck up, little cuz.
You know.
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Hey, like they say in Alaska,
you know,
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"Nome wasn't built in a day."
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It's no use.
I can't do it.
I'm a loser.
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You know
I hate to do this...
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But I got no choice.
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["ROCKY" THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Theme from Rocky.
Works every time.
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[LAUGHS]
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[MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]
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[MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Frank, I can't stand this.
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All these people here
are going to see my kid
get beaten to a pulp.
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FRANK: No, no, honey,
they're not here
to see that.
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They're here to see
their own kids get
beaten to a pulp.
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[LAUGHS]
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Come on, let's get
some good seats. Come on.
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All right everybody,
take your seats, please.
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Welcome to
the Port Washington Karate
Association Tournament.
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[APPLAUDING]
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Each match will be scored
on a point system.
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The first one to reach
three points is the winner.
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Okay, the first match
is between, Tommy Delaney...
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[APPLAUDING]
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Whoa, this guy
looks like a killer.
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REFEREE: ...and Mark Foster.
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I'm out of here.
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Hey, Mark...
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Now listen, dude,
you came here
to get respect,
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well it's waiting
right over there.
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Go out there and do it.
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Oh, no, it's that Karate
coach that threw me out
of his class.
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00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:50,106
Well, well, well,
look who's here,
wimp boy.
242
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:53,588
Take him out
quick and hard.
243
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,851
CODY: Hey, c'mon Mark.
244
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:59,899
You know what, my guess,
he's fighting a major
bout of irregularity.
245
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:05,252
REFEREE: Gentleman,
bow to me.
246
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,124
Bow to each other.
247
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:10,257
Ready, fighting position!
248
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,911
[BOTH YELL]
REFEREE: Fight!
249
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,260
[ALL CHEERING]
250
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:17,655
REFEREE: Point, Delaney.
251
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,831
Yeah, way to go Tommy.
252
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,573
It's alright little cuz man.
It's just one point,
all right?
253
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:27,361
REFEREE: Delaney one,
Foster zero.
254
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,319
Ready, fighting position.
255
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,973
[BOTH YELL]
Fight!
256
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,540
[ALL CHEERING]
257
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:42,854
Point, Delaney.
258
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,815
Hey, Mark, dude,
I got great news.
259
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,904
There's a doctor
in the front row?
260
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,211
No better. Check it out.
261
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,648
I noticed that every time
that Delaney kid throws
a side kick at you,
262
00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:56,216
he leaves himself
wide open for
a front vault kick.
263
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:57,565
Really?
Totally.
264
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:58,827
That's great!
Yeah...
265
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:01,177
You go in there
and kick him.
266
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:06,269
Now, Mark, don't you make me
break out that Rockytape
again... C'mon.
267
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:07,923
Come on, Tommy boy.
One more point.
268
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,621
We'll send Blondie here
back to ballet school.
269
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:13,276
Frank, make them stop.
270
00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,409
Oh, Carol, I'm not going
to go out and embarrass Mark.
271
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,324
Well, I just hate this,
it's way too violent.
272
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:18,412
He's gonna be fine.
273
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:19,587
Fighting position.
274
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:20,544
[BOTH YELL]
Fight!
275
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:32,513
[SHOUTS] Yes! Yes! Yes!
That's it, Mark!
276
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,342
Kick his butt!
Show no mercy!
277
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:38,432
Uh, she just
gave up smoking.
278
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:42,566
Way to go, cuz.
279
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,612
I got him. I really got him.
280
00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:46,440
Yeah, you did.
Okay now listen.
281
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:49,138
This time I want you
to do the same thing,
use the front leg.
282
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:51,619
All right.
Okay. Go for it.
283
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:56,015
Take him out, Tommy.
Because if you don't,
you're going to answer to me.
284
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,887
REFEREE: Delaney two,
Foster one.
285
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:01,237
Ready. Fighting positions.
286
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,847
[BOTH YELL]
Fight!
287
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:04,545
[ALL CHEERING]
288
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:13,728
REFEREE: This side,
point, Foster.
289
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,818
CODY: All right.
290
00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:18,515
Dude, one more point
and you got the match,
all right?
291
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:21,170
[EXCITED] I know.
I want it so bad
I can taste it.
292
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:23,999
Okay, now listen.
Remember what
I taught you, man.
293
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,915
Okay, Karate is not just
with the hands and feet.
294
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:30,092
It comes from right here
and from right here,
all right?
295
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,355
Go out there and do it.
296
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:33,748
CODY: Don't
forget to breathe.
297
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:36,925
Delaney two,
Foster two.
298
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:40,407
Next point wins, gentlemen.
Ready, fighting position.
299
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:41,799
[BOTH YELL]
Fight!
300
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,250
Point, match to Delaney.
301
00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:58,903
Yeah! Way
to kick butt! Yeah!
302
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:01,558
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
303
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:05,954
You were great, Mark.
304
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:08,652
Yeah Mark,
we're really proud of you.
305
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,350
Well listen,
I just want to go home.
306
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:11,829
I'll meet you
guys in the car.
307
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,004
FRANK AND CAROL: Sure.
308
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,268
Shake it off, bro!
309
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:18,097
I'm sorry, Cody.
For what?
310
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,708
For letting you down.
For being a loser.
311
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:23,189
Hey, man,
you are no loser.
312
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:27,323
Look, a month ago
you were nothing but
target practice for Al.
313
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,020
Well, you came out
here today and made
314
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,675
that tough dude over there
go the distance with you.
315
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:34,156
You came here to get
respect and you got it.
316
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:37,116
I guarantee you
nobody's going to be
jerking your jockeys again.
317
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,682
[CHUCKLES]
318
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,597
Thanks, Cody.
Yeah, come here man.
319
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,774
Aw, isn't that sweet?
320
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:46,125
Giving your student
a big hug.
321
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:49,563
What are you going
to do later, burp him?
322
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,174
Hey, come on, Mark.
Man, you ain't gotta
listen to this jive.
323
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:53,219
This guy's a punk.
324
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,265
COACH: Bye, girls.
325
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:01,966
Best thing to do in
a situation like this,
just ignore him.
326
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:04,752
[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
COACH: Oh, yeah?
327
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:05,927
Ignore this.
328
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:13,891
Second best thing to do
in a situation like this,
329
00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:17,025
you kick the dude's butt
real good, okay? [CHUCKLES]
330
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:22,030
All right,
it's you and me, cowpie.
331
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:26,556
Hey, Ref, dig it.
332
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,645
There's going
to be a little
brief exhibition match
333
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,343
between myself and this...
334
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:31,605
This [SARCASTICALLY] coach.
335
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,128
[CHUCKLES]
336
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,825
Bring it on, pal.
CODY: Right on.
337
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,958
Gentlemen, bow to me.
338
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:39,439
Bow to each other.
339
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,832
Oh, so that's how
it's going to be, huh?
340
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,530
[CHUCKLES] All right.
341
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,836
[GROANS]
342
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,534
REFEREE: This side,
point, Lambert.
343
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:48,839
Yeah!
[ALL APPLAUDING]
344
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:53,017
Yeah, lucky point.
Try it again.
345
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,323
Don't mind if I do.
346
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,111
[GROANS]
347
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,635
REFEREE: This side,
point, Lambert.
348
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,071
[ALL CHEERING]
349
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:06,335
[COACH GROANS]
350
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:09,164
REFEREE: This side, point--
351
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,652
[GROANING]
352
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,915
REFEREE: That's three points.
Lambert wins.
353
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,960
[ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
354
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,355
That's not fair.
355
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:27,704
I was just getting warmed up.
356
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:30,403
Well, that's cool, man.
357
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:33,884
I mean, we can do
best out of four or six,
huh, or even ten.
358
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:36,147
Man, I like throwing
you around. [LAUGHING]
359
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,367
Yeah, me too.
360
00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:40,021
Want a piece of me,
huh, cowpie?
361
00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:41,588
[YELLS]
362
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:44,721
Mark, listen, Mark,
you cut it out, okay.
363
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:46,897
MARK: You're
on my list, pal.
364
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,812
I'm your worst nightmare!
365
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:50,074
[YELLS]
366
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:04,132
[MARIACHI MUSIC
PLAYS ON INTERCOM]
367
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,488
[PANTING] What is that?
368
00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:14,838
Is that the intercom?
369
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:17,972
[SARCASTICALLY] No, Frank,
there's a Mexican wedding
in our living room.
370
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:22,193
Would you turn it off?
Yes, yes, okay, okay.
371
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:25,109
JT: Dad, shut that thing off!
I'm trying to sleep!
372
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:27,329
I'm trying!
373
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:29,026
TRUCKER: Breaker, breaker.
374
00:21:29,113 --> 00:21:30,985
This is Rolling Thunder
up on Highway 81.
375
00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:32,421
Anybody got their ears on?
376
00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:33,988
Frank!
Uh, I'm trying, honey.
377
00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:35,468
I'm trying.
378
00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:37,383
AL: Will you
shut that thing off?
379
00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:38,819
It's a piece of junk!
[RADIO STATIC BUZZES]
380
00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:40,908
[INTERCOM CHANNEL
CHANGES AGAIN]
381
00:21:40,995 --> 00:21:42,649
[RAP PLAYING LOUDLY]
382
00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,694
Frank, would you
stop that thing?
383
00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:46,217
[OVER INTERCOM]
♪ Real proper like
384
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,306
♪ Like you know
What I'm saying?
385
00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:48,611
♪ I meant what I said
386
00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:50,091
♪ So I smacked him in the head
387
00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:53,573
♪ Yeah, he don't talk back
388
00:21:56,227 --> 00:21:58,229
♪ Yeah, he don't talk back
389
00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:08,109
♪ Yeah--[MUSIC STOPS]
390
00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:13,419
[MUSIC STARTS AGAIN]
♪ He don't talk back ♪
391
00:22:15,943 --> 00:22:17,379
[MUSIC STOPS]
392
00:22:18,946 --> 00:22:20,251
[PANTING]
393
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:29,783
All right.
It's finally quiet.
394
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:31,611
JT: [SCREAMING]
I think you got it, Dad!
395
00:22:31,698 --> 00:22:34,657
AL: Yeah! Good work!
Good night, Dad!
396
00:22:34,744 --> 00:22:37,660
MARK: [SCREAMING]
Yeah! Good night, Mom,
good night, Frank!
397
00:22:37,747 --> 00:22:39,662
[SCREAMS] Good night, kids!
398
00:22:39,749 --> 00:22:41,142
[ALL SCREAMING]
KAREN: Good night, Brendan!
399
00:22:41,229 --> 00:22:42,361
BRENDAN: Good night, Karen!
400
00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:43,710
CODY: Goodnight, Mary Ellen,
401
00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:44,885
goodnight, Grandma,
402
00:22:44,972 --> 00:22:46,452
goodnight, John Boy!
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