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I'm the town crier, here to wish
you a happy Harvest Day.
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We're gonna kick off festivities
with a play
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commemorating the first-ever Harvest Day,
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which was celebrated, peacefully,
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by King Cragnoor's knights
and the native Leaf People.
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Give a round of applause.
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How adorable.
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Do you think
this performance will mention
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how we murdered the Leaf People
and stole their land?
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Come on, Al. History always gets
whitewashed over time.
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The genocide happened three years ago.
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We were all there.
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Once upon a time, there was
a tribe called the Leaf People,
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who, for years, lived just
outside of Lower Murkford,
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doing whatever it is they did.
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Corn.
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Then the noble King Cragnoor
led an expedition
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to the Leaf Person territory
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in order to... be friends with them.
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Hello. I'm King Cragnoor the Kind,
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and I love the Leaf People.
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Oh, wonderful.
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Can I have this land, please?
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Yes. We do not want it.
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Goodbye.
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And then the Leaf People...
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uh, just... you know, they went away.
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Bye-bye!
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We killed them!
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And that's why once a year,
on Harvest Day,
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we celebrate peace, togetherness,
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and the winning spirit of Lower Murkford.
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The end.
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Why are you clapping?
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I know the play was problematic,
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but the little kid who played
Cragnoor was electric.
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Happy Harvest Day!
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Encore.
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Gosh! That bone stew is
smelling great, Dad.
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Wouldn't be Harvest Day without it.
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I'm so excited for Uncle Bert
to get here.
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You guys think you'll
tell your famous wolf story?
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We just might.
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Are you excited, Al?
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I mean, no, not really.
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Me and Bert fight every year,
and I hate him.
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I know you're not too crazy
about his politics.
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Yeah, the guy is nuts.
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He voted for King Cragnoor. That's crazy.
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Why is that crazy?
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Because we're a monarchy.
We don't even get a vote.
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Uncle Bert just wrote "Cragnoor"
on a piece of paper
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and threw it at the castle
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because he loves the guy so much.
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I know, but can we just...
have a nice dinner?
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And Bert's my little brother,
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and I don't get to see him very often.
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And, I mean, he did have
a pretty rough year.
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I can be civil.
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As long as he can be civil, too,
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there won't be any problems.
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Ooh! They're here.
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Bert alert!
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Cousin Chip, Cousin Tunt!
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Ooh!
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Ow!
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How the hell you doing?
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Can't complain.
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Oh, there's our little bookworm.
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- Ah!
- Hi, Uncle Bert.
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So, Al just started
in the family business.
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Oh, putting that fancy degree
to good use, huh?
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Pow! Bert alert!
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Hey, be a doll,
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uncork that bottle for me here.
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Thanks, hon.
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Sure thing, Uncle Bert.
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Chauncley, your aunt and uncles are here.
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King Trex.
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King Morgdon.
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Queen Gamillagoor.
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Lord Vexler.
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Have you ever noticed how
my family is just so...
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I don't know... stiff
and formal with each other?
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Let us shake hands in acknowledgement
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of each other's presence.
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Let us.
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It's just like, where's
the love, you know?
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You come from a family
of insane warlords.
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You're lucky they aren't
killing each other.
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It would just be nice if
we could bond for once.
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You know, if we can't connect
as a family on Harvest Day,
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then when can we?
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Prince, if I were you,
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I would just stay out of the way
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and let the day pass without incident.
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Or I could curate a fun series
of games and other icebreakers
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that will tear down the walls
my relatives have put up.
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Did someone say "Family Game Night"?
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N-No.
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I did. It was me.
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Shall we commence with small talk
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about how traffic was on the way here?
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Hmm. 'Twas rough.
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Color 42!
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Hut, hut, hike!
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Hey, how was the trip over, Bert?
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Oh, not good.
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We stopped at breakfast
in Middle Murkford.
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And we had this guy serving us.
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Jesus, he smelled like he just
got off the spice trail.
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So I said to him, "Hey, pal,
I don't know where on the map
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you come from, but around here,
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there ain't no sea monsters
and we wash our ass."
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Ooh, ooh, ooh! I forgot.
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I'm supposed to
watch my words around this one.
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Huh?
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You're a grown man.
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You're allowed to say
whatever's on your mind.
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Yeah, for now.
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Pretty soon, you won't be able
to say anything anymore.
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Hey, I have an idea.
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Why don't we all say
what we're grateful for.
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I'll start.
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I'm grateful for this beautiful
home, my wonderful son,
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and my brilliant, talented daughter.
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And I'm grateful for my boys.
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But, more than anything,
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I'm grateful that I live in Murkford,
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and that's something that we all
should be grateful for.
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And you can thank King Cragnoor for that.
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Well...
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I might argue that Cragnoor
is the absolute worst king
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in the history of the entire realm.
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You're young.
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You haven't been out in the real world.
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I mean, you don't...
you don't know how it works.
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Says the guy who's hardly
ever left the swamp.
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Uh-oh. I think the claws are coming out.
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Pow! Bert alert!
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Round 1, Uncle Bert.
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Please excuse me.
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Hey, Al, come back downstairs.
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The bone stew is almost ready.
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And I think dad and Uncle Bert
might tell the wolf story soon.
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Yeah, I'll come down in a bit.
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And when I do, Uncle Bert and I
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are going to have a very
interesting conversation.
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Come on, Al. Be nice to Uncle Bert.
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He's had a really rough year.
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You know what happened between
him and Aunt Rhonda.
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That doesn't give him a pass
to be a full-blown nightmare.
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Come on. Dad said that you can't
fight with Uncle Bert.
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Yeah, he said I can't fight with him.
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He did not say I can't
carefully outfox him
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with a set of well-researched
political talking points,
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all backed up with objective
statistics and facts.
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That's just 'cause Dad doesn't
know those words.
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Alright, that is how you play charades.
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So, who'd like to go first?
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Uncle Morgdon, how about you?
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I accept.
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So, I just pretend to do the thing
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that it says on the paper.
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Yes, exactly.
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Very well.
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Um...
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Beheading a man.
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Clubbing the head of a rival queen.
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Beheading an innocent man.
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Hurling a corpse off a mountain.
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I don't think you heard what I said.
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I said beheading an innocent man.
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No.
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Oh, oh. Shh. No talking.
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- Fishing.
- Correct.
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Oh! Fishing!
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That was fun.
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- Yes, that was fun.
- I enjoyed myself also.
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I, too, am enjoying myself.
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Uh, this is nice.
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Yes. It feels good to be
the winner of the game...
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and, therefore, the best.
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Chauncley... introduce the next game.
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Absolutely.
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Told you.
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Stew's almost ready.
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Hey! She lives.
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- Hey, Bert.
- Hey.
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Oh, you work in the
sludge-mining industry, right?
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That's right. Local 13.
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Right. You know, I heard
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an interesting little factoid
the other day.
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Did you know
that King Cragnoor doesn't use
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locally mined sludge in his castle moat?
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That's fake.
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What?
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People like you just believe the lies
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that the town crier is trying
to shove down your mutton-hole.
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Don't fall for it.
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King Cragnoor is the best thing
that ever happened to Murkford.
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- Amen, brother.
- Amen.
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Mikey, what the hell?
You're on Uncle Bert's side?
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Sorry, Al.
He's a lot louder than you are.
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- Pow!
- Bert alert!
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A, uh, uh, uh, gauntlet.
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Um... a castle keep.
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No.
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Um, a-a-Um, a map.
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Is it a cloud? I don't know.
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It doesn't look like anything.
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- Time's up.
- 'Twas an eagle.
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What?!
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One wing, other wing, the tail.
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Have you ever even seen an eagle?!
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You are the one
who has not seen an eagle.
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You do not know what I have seen.
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Prince, things are getting too heated.
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Let's just serve dinner and get
these maniacs out of here.
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No, no, no. Everything's fine.
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I'll just calm things down
with a-a lighter game.
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Hey, gang, why don't we play
something else?
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So, this next game is called
"Never Have I Ever."
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I say something that I've never done,
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and if you have done that thing,
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then you get to take a little drink.
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Okay. I've got one.
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Never have I ever brought shame
upon my kingdom
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due to my own incompetence and cowardice.
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Was that supposed to be directed at me?
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Well, it definitely isn't me.
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Maybe it was directed at all of you.
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Guys, we don't even have to play a game.
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We can just have
a lovely dinner together.
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Never have I ever been closer
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to pulling my sword on my own kin!
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- Nor have I.
- Nor have I.
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Nor I.
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Okay.
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To vengeance!
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It is done!
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I have slain my siblings!
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Family is nothing!
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Happy Harvest Day!
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Now, that was fun!
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No, you can't possibly deny that
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ever since King Cragnoor took over,
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poverty has been at an all-time
high in Lower Murkford.
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Because your generation just
doesn't want to work hard.
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Hey, this stew's just about ready.
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I can... I can smell the bones
getting soft.
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If you're looking to change
your lot in life,
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all you got to do is pull
yourself up by your bootstraps.
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That's how Cragnoor did it.
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Cragnoor was born into royalty.
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You're being stupid.
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Careful, Al. You might hurt my feelings.
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Oh, my God!
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You're impossible!
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00:12:06,385 --> 00:12:07,971
This stew is really good.
262
00:12:07,974 --> 00:12:10,370
Al, you're the one who brought
all this stuff up.
263
00:12:10,395 --> 00:12:13,029
I-I don't see why you have to
get so emotional.
264
00:12:13,054 --> 00:12:14,821
- Emotional?
- Yeah.
265
00:12:14,846 --> 00:12:17,080
Emotional?! Well,
you know what, Uncle Bert?!
266
00:12:17,105 --> 00:12:18,703
I bet you were pretty emotional
267
00:12:18,729 --> 00:12:21,563
when your wife left you
for the town baker!
268
00:12:21,634 --> 00:12:25,135
Pow! Al alert, bitch!
269
00:12:36,582 --> 00:12:38,482
It's true.
270
00:12:41,153 --> 00:12:43,288
Boys, um...
271
00:12:43,289 --> 00:12:46,224
I know I told you that your mom was away
272
00:12:46,249 --> 00:12:49,116
on a long business trip, but, um...
273
00:12:49,142 --> 00:12:50,544
I, uh...
274
00:12:52,519 --> 00:12:56,788
I lied because I was too embarrassed
275
00:12:56,812 --> 00:12:59,013
to tell you the truth.
276
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,764
Your mother left me because I...
277
00:13:03,844 --> 00:13:06,177
I wasn't able to...
278
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,535
please her, sexually.
279
00:13:08,648 --> 00:13:12,750
So she ran off with the town baker
280
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:18,288
because he was better at
having sex with her than I was.
281
00:13:24,758 --> 00:13:25,955
Pow.
282
00:13:27,234 --> 00:13:28,332
Sad alert.
283
00:13:30,613 --> 00:13:31,946
Bert...
284
00:13:32,172 --> 00:13:34,139
- she didn't mean to...
- Bert...
285
00:13:34,163 --> 00:13:37,932
I think it's time that we got going here.
286
00:13:37,956 --> 00:13:41,091
I was gonna give you this
after dinner, but, um...
287
00:13:41,147 --> 00:13:43,815
...here.
288
00:13:44,514 --> 00:13:46,918
Your dad said you like books.
289
00:13:46,919 --> 00:13:49,754
I don't know what they are or anything,
290
00:13:49,755 --> 00:13:51,755
but, uh, the lady at the shop...
291
00:13:51,758 --> 00:13:54,091
she said that you'd like that one, so...
292
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:59,364
Come on, boys. Let's go home
to our studio apartment.
293
00:14:05,205 --> 00:14:07,138
I'm sorry, Dad.
294
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:09,774
Oh, it's... it's okay.
295
00:14:10,291 --> 00:14:14,645
I mean, uh, I guess, well,
you know, you tried your best.
296
00:14:15,815 --> 00:14:19,082
Yeah, so, the stew's ready.
You two should, uh...
297
00:14:19,085 --> 00:14:21,619
I'm just gonna go to bed.
298
00:14:37,725 --> 00:14:39,361
Uncle Bert?
299
00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:42,294
Uncle Bert.
300
00:14:44,865 --> 00:14:46,999
Your dad is no good, boys.
301
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,467
He belongs in the mud.
302
00:14:50,937 --> 00:14:52,837
Hey, Uncle Bert.
303
00:14:55,009 --> 00:14:56,408
Hey.
304
00:14:56,411 --> 00:15:00,111
Listen, I'm sorry for what
I said back at the house.
305
00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:03,010
That was a cheap shot.
306
00:15:04,885 --> 00:15:06,719
But, yeah, I...
307
00:15:06,721 --> 00:15:08,386
Yeah, I guess I had it coming.
308
00:15:08,389 --> 00:15:09,458
I...
309
00:15:09,461 --> 00:15:13,225
I shouldn't have been pushing
your buttons like that.
310
00:15:14,775 --> 00:15:16,879
I know we don't see
eye-to-eye on everything,
311
00:15:16,903 --> 00:15:19,999
but how about we just put that aside,
312
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,821
at least for the rest of tonight?
313
00:15:22,509 --> 00:15:24,009
What do you say?
314
00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:25,799
Truce?
315
00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:28,908
Truce.
316
00:15:31,395 --> 00:15:34,129
Okay. Come on, boys.
317
00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:44,341
Hey, buddy!
318
00:15:44,524 --> 00:15:46,258
How you doing?
319
00:15:47,161 --> 00:15:51,364
I just wanted one normal holiday
with my family.
320
00:15:51,365 --> 00:15:55,368
And, instead, I have turned this
into the worst Harvest Day ever.
321
00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:59,638
No. I mean, technically,
the first Harvest Day was worse,
322
00:15:59,639 --> 00:16:01,440
in terms of death count.
323
00:16:01,442 --> 00:16:05,090
Hey, what do you say we eat
those dead people's desserts?
324
00:16:05,091 --> 00:16:06,611
No. Thank you.
325
00:16:06,614 --> 00:16:09,481
I think I just need to get out
of the castle for a bit.
326
00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:29,067
Hey, great stew, Dad.
327
00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:30,306
Oh.
328
00:16:31,005 --> 00:16:32,672
Yeah, thanks.
329
00:16:36,543 --> 00:16:41,147
So, anyone got
any big plans for the year?
330
00:16:41,149 --> 00:16:42,914
Nope.
331
00:16:50,158 --> 00:16:54,092
Hey, Uncle Bert, what was that one story
332
00:16:54,095 --> 00:16:57,629
about you and Dad and the wolf?
333
00:16:58,125 --> 00:16:59,131
Oh.
334
00:16:59,134 --> 00:17:02,500
Why, that is a crazy story.
335
00:17:02,503 --> 00:17:04,737
- Yeah.
- So, yeah, yeah, one night,
336
00:17:04,739 --> 00:17:06,739
um, me and your old man here,
337
00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:10,709
we, uh... we accidentally left
the door to the house open
338
00:17:10,711 --> 00:17:11,810
when we went to bed.
339
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,479
Big mistake.
340
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,948
And, uh, guess what
showed up in the kitchen
341
00:17:15,950 --> 00:17:17,615
in the middle of the night!
342
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:19,146
What?
343
00:17:19,854 --> 00:17:21,319
- A wolf!
- A wolf!
344
00:17:23,003 --> 00:17:23,913
No way!
345
00:17:23,914 --> 00:17:24,885
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
346
00:17:24,887 --> 00:17:26,387
Then our old man gets on our case
347
00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:28,020
- for leaving the door open.
- Oh, God.
348
00:17:28,022 --> 00:17:30,025
He gives us this big ax and he says,
349
00:17:30,027 --> 00:17:32,832
"Now get out there in the forest
and don't come back
350
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,835
until you kill that damn wolf."
351
00:17:37,238 --> 00:17:38,938
Aw, nuts!
352
00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:41,073
Just when the night was getting started.
353
00:17:41,075 --> 00:17:43,479
I'll do a liquor run.
You guys keep talking.
354
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,310
- Oh, thanks, honey.
- Aww!
355
00:17:45,313 --> 00:17:47,512
We were just 4 and 5 years old.
356
00:17:47,515 --> 00:17:48,960
Never killed before.
357
00:17:48,961 --> 00:17:50,365
We're out there for days.
358
00:17:50,366 --> 00:17:54,586
We get captured by a band of Visigoths.
359
00:17:57,157 --> 00:17:59,692
- I love you, Daddy.
- I love you, too, sweetie.
360
00:17:59,718 --> 00:18:01,116
- Happy Harvest Day.
361
00:18:03,763 --> 00:18:05,865
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
362
00:18:08,603 --> 00:18:09,801
Oh!
363
00:18:09,804 --> 00:18:11,170
Chauncley, hey.
364
00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:12,182
What are you doing in town?
365
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:14,674
Hey, Al. I-I was just
going for a little walk.
366
00:18:14,729 --> 00:18:16,261
How's your Harvest Day going?
367
00:18:16,357 --> 00:18:19,792
It's... actually
starting to be kind of fun.
368
00:18:19,817 --> 00:18:21,451
How about you?
369
00:18:21,615 --> 00:18:24,586
My dad just killed all of my
relatives in front of me, so...
370
00:18:24,785 --> 00:18:26,719
Holy shit.
371
00:18:26,743 --> 00:18:27,940
Are you okay?
372
00:18:28,068 --> 00:18:29,174
Yes. No, I'm fine.
373
00:18:29,356 --> 00:18:31,123
Yeah, don't worry about me.
374
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:33,791
Well, I will let you get
back to the festivities.
375
00:18:33,794 --> 00:18:36,060
Mm. Happy Harvest Day.
376
00:18:36,063 --> 00:18:37,724
Wait. Uh...
377
00:18:38,152 --> 00:18:40,720
- do you want to come over?
- R-really?
378
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:42,078
I mean, it's... it's pretty low-key.
379
00:18:42,104 --> 00:18:44,671
We're just sitting around,
talking, and playing games.
380
00:18:45,072 --> 00:18:46,416
You're playing games?
381
00:18:46,442 --> 00:18:47,674
You in?
382
00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:48,903
Yes, I'm in.
383
00:18:48,929 --> 00:18:50,694
Great.
384
00:18:52,313 --> 00:18:54,674
Oh, you have
a little blood in your hair.
385
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,567
Oh. Sorry. I thought I got it all off.
386
00:18:56,592 --> 00:18:59,425
My dad is not what you'd call
a gentle murderer.
387
00:18:59,451 --> 00:19:02,018
- Ah. Yeah, he sucks.
- Mm-hmm.
388
00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:04,477
But do me a favor...
when we get to the house,
389
00:19:04,501 --> 00:19:05,867
no talking about politics.
390
00:19:05,893 --> 00:19:07,393
Oh, yeah, absolutely. Fine with me.
391
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:08,549
Cool. Thanks, dude.
392
00:19:08,575 --> 00:19:11,342
These ugly ducks.
393
00:19:13,923 --> 00:19:15,690
Blowing the bugs off your pillow?
394
00:19:17,861 --> 00:19:19,594
Having a heatstroke at work.
395
00:19:19,596 --> 00:19:22,193
Reviving a dying friend.
396
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:23,814
Time!
397
00:19:23,816 --> 00:19:26,634
I was blowing on a hot goose-egg
omelet before your midday feast.
398
00:19:26,635 --> 00:19:28,403
Oh!
399
00:19:28,404 --> 00:19:30,337
- So close.
- Hard one.
400
00:19:30,339 --> 00:19:31,631
You did well, though.
401
00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:34,842
Alright, well, how much
do I owe you for losing?
402
00:19:34,844 --> 00:19:36,925
Uh, no, you don't have to pay me.
403
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:38,025
It's just a game.
404
00:19:38,027 --> 00:19:39,346
Alright! Money in the bank!
405
00:19:39,348 --> 00:19:40,414
Wow!
406
00:19:41,951 --> 00:19:46,887
Okay, my turn, my turn.
Danh, danh, danh-danh-da.
407
00:19:47,461 --> 00:19:49,174
Oh, I don't know how to read.
408
00:19:49,176 --> 00:19:51,025
Um, so I'm gonna pretend to be a dog.
409
00:19:52,561 --> 00:19:54,394
Roooo!
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