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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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Tobie:
Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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(theme song playing)
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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(screaming, cheering)
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(cheering)
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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Both:
Just Roll With It!Just Roll With It!
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(bell ringing)
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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♪ ♪
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(all cheering)
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Welcome to
Just Roll With It!
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(cheering)
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The only show where you,
the audience,
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get to vote on what happens
to us in‐scene!
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(cheering)
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That's right! When you hear‐‐
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Uh, uh, what
are you doing?
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This show is
killing me!
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All my clothes are
constantly covered in goo,
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so I'm always doing laundry!
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Well, this week,
I'm making them do it for me!
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(cheering)
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‐Whoa!
‐(laughing)
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Well, when you
hear this sound...
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(foghorn blares)
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You get to vote,
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our clothes will
probably get ruined,
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and we'll have to...
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All:
Just Roll With It!
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♪ ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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Hey, Blair, can I get
your advice on something?
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Ugh, I guess.
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It's about the big school
dance that's coming up.
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There's a girl
I wanna ask to it.
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(gasps) No way!
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You have a crush?
Who is it?
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Well, I don't
really wanna say.
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Oh. I know why you
don't wanna tell me.
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It's one of them
weird kids, ain't it?
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Is it Frannie Kruntzill?
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‐No.
‐Linda Matushafardi?
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‐No!
‐Hey, what's going on?
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Owen has a crush
on someone!
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Ooh! Is it
Poots Callahan?
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No, it's not her, and you know
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that's not Lucy's real name.
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I'm just... really nervous
about how to ask this person.
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I mean, what if
she doesn't like me?
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‐(foghorn blares)
‐(cheering)
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♪ ♪
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Announcer:
Okay, audience!
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What will Owen's life be like
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if his crush doesn't like him?
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Uh, Ramon's
in this one
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and Tobie's also
in this one.
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I'm not in the scene!
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Man:
The first thing is Owen is gonna read from a cue card.
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Announcer:
Votes are in! Now,back to the scene!
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‐Director: Action!
‐I mean,
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what if she doesn't like me?
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I'll feel like a total loser
for the rest of my life.
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And when I grow up,
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I'll only be able to
get a job as a stylist
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for the Pi‐‐ Pig Prom.
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‐(bell ringing)
‐I can see it now.
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(laughter)
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Owen:
Weirdly,
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I'll look a lot like my dad.
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Then, I'll meet my boss.
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Owen/Ruth/Blair:
Oh!
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Owen:
And he'll tell me,
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"Start pig washing!"
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(shocked laughter)
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(screaming)
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(laughing)
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Blair:
Aww!
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Owen:
I might even haveto sniff the pig
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to see how smelly he is.
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(sniffing)
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(laughter)
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Maybe to keep
myself entertained,
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I'll make up a song
about the pig.
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It will go somethinglike this...
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♪ Dirty little pig ♪
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(laughing)
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♪ Dirty little pig ♪
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♪ Gonna wash that pig ♪
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♪ Dirty little pig ♪
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♪ Gotta wash the pig ♪
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(laughter)
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Now that the pig
is all clean,
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I'll say, "Let's get thispig dressed for prom."
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(laughter)
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Audience:
Aww!
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(applause)
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Owen/Ruth/Blair:
Oh!
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Owen:
I have to be very careful
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because I think that pigbit a dude in rehearsal.
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(laughter)
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Once she's dressed,
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I'd give her a big wet kisson her forehead
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to make her feel special.
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Come here! I'm gonna kiss ya!
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(laughter)
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(laughter)
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(applause, cheering)
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♪ ♪
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‐(snaps)
‐Owen, snap out of it!
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You're over‐thinking
things.
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If you wanna take this
girl to the dance,
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you should just
ask her out.
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Don't listen to her.
She's a lunatic.
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If you wanna get
a girl to like you, you have to show her
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that you're not
interested in her at all.
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Ask some different
girl to the dance.
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Make her jealous.
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Get inside her head.
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Then, wouldn't I just
end up going to the dance
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with someone I don't
actually want to go with?
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Exactly! You play
the long game.
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Then, when she comes
crawling back, you say,
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"Too little too late,
sweetheart.
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Now, hit the bricks!"
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Then, you peel out
of her driveway,
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spin some brodies
on her front lawn,
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and block her phone number.
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Byron:
That's the end of our show.
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I'm Byron Blatt. Me and the
Gator will catch you tomorrow!
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Thanks for
listening.
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♪ Byron and Gatorin the morning ♪
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Hey, Byron, can I borrow
your kids on Saturday night?
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We'll probably be out late,
but I can get 'em back by,
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‐like, 1:00 a. m.?
‐Sure thing.
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(clears throat) Byron,
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do you wanna maybe ask why Gator
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needs to borrow our
children until 1:00 a. m.?
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Oh, right.
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Why do you need to borrow
our children till 1:00 a. m.?
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Well, my high school
reunion's this weekend,
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and for years, I've been
lying on social media,
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telling my classmates
I'm fabulously wealthy,
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have a beautiful wife,
two loving children,
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and long, glorious locks
like a Greek god.
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And since only one of
those things is true...
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I need to pretend
your kids are mine,
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so I can keep the lie going.
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Okay, cool. Yeah, sure thing.
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Byron, I'm not sure
I'm on board with this idea.
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Please, can we go, Mom?
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‐Please!
‐That sounds so cool!
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We'll be like secret agents,
but instead of saving the world,
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we'll just be helping our
dad's weird friend lie!
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That's the spirit!
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I know I'm not biologically
related to any of you,
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but can I still be involved in
your family's big lying scheme?
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No. None of you are going.
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I don't want Gator teaching
you kids that it's okay to lie.
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Rach...
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You know, since Blair has
a knack for fudging the truth,
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it might be nice to have
her use her powers for good
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and help a friend out.
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Uh, I don't like this,
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and if I say yes,
there are gonna be
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some very
strict rules.
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Of course, anything!
You name it!
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I'll even stop stealing
office supplies!
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Okay‐‐ Wait, you've been
stealing office supplies?
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Don't get distracted.
You were about to say yes.
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If we let our kids pretend
to be your children,
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it's just so that you
can enjoy your reunion.
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But as soon as that's done,
you have to stop
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posting lies on
social media.
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For the sake of getting
what I want, I'm gonna say deal.
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This is so awesome!
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This is the best thing
that's ever happened!
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This is the dumbest idea
I've ever heard of.
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You have your kids.
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Where are you gonna tell
everyone your wife is?
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Well, Rachel,
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what are you doing
on Saturday night?
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(laughter)
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Sorry.
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♪ ♪
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(cheering)
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♪ ♪
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(dance music playing)
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(indistinct chatter)
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Gator, I feel
like an idiot!
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Why do I have to wear
an eye patch?
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Because you're a famous
Hollywood stuntwoman
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named Risky B!
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And you injured your eye
while shooting a baked beans commercial.
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Do I have to wear
these clothes?
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They're so itchy!
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Yes! You're a child
super genius,
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who graduated from
Oxford at the age of 10,
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and now, you work as
an astrophysicist at NASA!
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And that's how they dress!
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Now, does everyone else
remember their characters?
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Yes. I am
a child psychic
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who can communicate
with the spirit world.
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And... the FBI uses you
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to help them solve crimes!
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Ruth, what are you
supposed to be anyway?
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‐I'm Blair's‐‐ What?
‐(foghorn blares)
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‐Owen: Oh!
‐(laughter)
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Announcer:
All right, audience,
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what Ruth's character be?
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Candace, you have to be
separate from everybody,
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and you have a totally
different entrance.
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So, we're gonna take
you somewhere else.
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‐Suzi: Oh!
‐Fun!
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Announcer:
Okay, audience.
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You voted to makeup a new character!
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Now, you get to voteon a series of words.
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Pick one from this group.
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Now, pick one fromthis second group.
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♪ ♪
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And lastly, pick onefrom this third group,
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and we'll usethe words you choose
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to create Ruth's character.
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‐(bell ringing)
‐Okay, that's it! Votes are in.
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‐Let's go back to the scene.
‐(cheering)
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‐Director: Action!
‐Ruth,
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what are you supposed
to be anyway?
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(dance music playing)
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(laughter)
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(cheering)
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My name is Sheriff Pepperoni,
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and I am the world's
most famous,
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wacky, two‐headed pizza cowgirl
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because there was a tie
between pizza and cowgirl.
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‐(bell ringing)
‐(cheering)
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(laughter)
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Oh, and by the way,
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this is my deputy, Olive.
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Oh, she looks
wide awake.
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(giggles)
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Olive, are you being held
here against your will?
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Owen (laughing):
Yeah, yeah.
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Can you blink
if you're safe?
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(laughter)
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Gator, who's gonna believe
this character anyway?
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Don't look at me!
I didn't mention
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a third kid on my
social media posts!
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Ruth got to make up
her own backstory!
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Alligator Shifflett
as I live and breathe!
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I didn't think you
were gonna show up!
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You know, I tried to send him
an invitation,
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but the last address
that I could find
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was to a boat in front
of his mother's house!
256
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(laughter)
257
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:51,109
Oh, that is not‐‐
That's not the right one!
258
00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:53,111
Well, I am
Brent Goodheart,
259
00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:55,155
and this is my
better half, Brandi.
260
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,531
And you must be
Gator's family
261
00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:57,866
that he talks
about all the time,
262
00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,285
but never posts any
pictures of for some reason.
263
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,120
(chuckles) You know,
you all seemed
264
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,454
so perfect that Brandi
and I always joked
265
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,790
that you probably
weren't real!
266
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:09,127
(laughter)
267
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,379
(sighing)
268
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,008
‐That was a little weird.
‐Yeah.
269
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,177
Now, Risky B,
270
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,179
Gator has written so
much about your amazing,
271
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adventurous lives together
that I have to ask,
272
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,434
may I see whatever it is you
got going on under that thing?
273
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,228
'Cause I have always been
curious what it looks like
274
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,439
when someone messes up
one of their eyeballs.
275
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,109
Actually,
I think it's rude
276
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,944
‐to ask that.
‐Brent: Is it?
277
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,989
Okay! Well,
I apologize. I'm sorry.
278
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:40,575
We were actually debating if it
was rude on the way over here,
279
00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,285
and I said that
it probably was,
280
00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,954
and then Brandi said that
it probably wasn't, so...
281
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,789
I thought you'd probably
like to talk about it.
282
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:49,000
‐Nope, it's rude!
‐Okay, all right!
283
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,085
‐Well, apologies again.
‐(chuckles)
284
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,629
And I think that we are
just gonna mosey on over
285
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,255
to the refreshments table
'cause I think
286
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,965
I see some chocolate
over there,
287
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,259
and I like to refer to myself
as a chocoholic.
288
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,678
(laughter)
289
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,430
Don't you steal
that joke from me!
290
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,768
Gator, this is
never gonna work!
291
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,603
What are you talking about?
It's already working!
292
00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:10,813
People think
I'm rich and loved,
293
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,608
and you and Brandi are
basically best friends!
294
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,402
I'm starting to agree
with Rachel.
295
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,279
What if someone asks me
to predict their future
296
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,281
or something,
and I can't do it?
297
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:24,035
Or even worse,
what if I can do it?
298
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,079
Then I have to spend the rest
of my life in strip malls
299
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,498
reading sweaty people's palms
for 20 bucks a pop!
300
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:31,125
That's not the life
I want for myself!
301
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,543
I'd much rather do that
302
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,754
than be dressed in
stupid wool all night.
303
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,674
I feel like I'm inside
a puppet's butt!
304
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:38,967
Let's trade characters.
305
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,344
‐No, you can't trade
characters. ‐No one will notice.
306
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:42,637
You're a girl, he's a boy!
307
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,681
‐Then, Ruth and I can trade.
‐I like my character.
308
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:45,974
Nobody's trading!
309
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,311
This is not as fun as
I thought it was going to be.
310
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:53,064
I just feel bad for
leaving Byron at home.
311
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,650
Poor guy is probably
bored out of his mind.
312
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,944
♪ Ow! ♪
313
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,821
♪ I can do whatever I want ♪
314
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,740
♪ Because the Gator took
my family away‐ay‐ay‐ay ♪
315
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,742
♪ I can do whatever I want ♪
316
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,370
♪ Because today is
the greatest day‐ay‐ay‐ay ♪
317
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,956
♪ I can make ice cream soup ♪
318
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,375
♪ Because my family's
gone for real‐eal‐eal‐eal!
319
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,168
♪ I can pour it in my bowl ♪
320
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:17,714
♪ And make popcorn
ice cream cereal‐eal‐eal‐eal ♪
321
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,173
♪ Do whatever I want ♪
322
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:22,051
(mumbling)
323
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,177
♪ ♪
324
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,889
(in dramatic voice):
I'm getting a sense
325
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,392
that your grandfather
326
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:32,395
watched TV sometimes?
327
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,480
(gasps)
328
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,317
All the time!
329
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,735
(gasps)
330
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,279
My hands are literally shaking!
331
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,197
(gasps) That is amazing!
332
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,451
Do you know how
he's doing in the afterlife?
333
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,077
Uh...
(clears throat)
334
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,082
He's...
335
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:56,335
hanging out with
your grandmother,
336
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:59,714
and having a real good time!
337
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,843
But, um, my grandmother
is still alive.
338
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,845
(in normal voice):
Uh‐oh.
339
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:09,640
Who is Poppy up there
cavorting with?
340
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:13,061
(gasps) Is it Meredith,
from the post office?
341
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,479
I never trusted
342
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:17,106
that stamp‐selling Jezebel!
343
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,107
(sobs)
344
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:22,236
Gammy!
Bad news!
345
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,238
(crying)
346
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,492
I got a question for
Owen the psychic.
347
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,785
Who's your crush?
348
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,912
Is it one of those
girls from your animes?
349
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,457
No, Blair. It's a lady.
350
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:37,168
A real‐life, 3‐D, human lady.
351
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,836
Gator?
352
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,088
Krystal!
353
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,216
‐(laughing): Hi!
‐Hi!
354
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,926
(laughter)
355
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,594
It is so good to see you!
356
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,387
It has been so long.
357
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,806
You know, I sent you
a couple messages,
358
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,057
but I never heard
anything back,
359
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:54,560
‐so I‐‐
‐This is my wife, Risky B!
360
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,396
She's a famous
Hollywood stuntwoman!
361
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,482
And she's also the...
362
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:02,276
touring bassist for
the band Imagine Dragons.
363
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,694
I am?
364
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,530
‐You are?
‐(Rachel laughs)
365
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,156
I love Imagine Dragons!
366
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,534
I have so many
questions for you.
367
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,578
So, Gator, how have you been?
368
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,164
I‐‐ I got‐‐ I got...
369
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,750
I gotta... I gotta go.
I gotta go! I gotta go!
370
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,960
Gator?
371
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,046
Uh, I'll got check on Gator.
I mean, my dad.
372
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:25,383
(in dramatic voice):
I can sense psychically
373
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,469
that he wants to talk to me!
374
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,724
‐I've always been
fascinated with stunt people. ‐Ha, ha...
375
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,309
Would you, like,
hurt yourself for us?
376
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:40,439
♪ ♪
377
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:43,234
(cheering)
378
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,198
♪ ♪
379
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,287
Hey, Gator.
You okay?
380
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,205
(sighs) It's Krystal.
381
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,375
She was the love of my life
and she broke up with me.
382
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,210
Never really got over her.
383
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,087
I'm sorry, Gator.
384
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,589
How long did you two date?
385
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,592
Five years... in my mind.
386
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,220
In your mind?
387
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,181
How many years in real life?
388
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,432
Oh, none.
389
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:17,101
I could never really work up
the courage to ask her out.
390
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,978
I almost asked her
to a dance once,
391
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,938
but my friend told me
to ask someone else
392
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,857
to make her jealous, but...
393
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,567
that turned out to be some
pretty terrible advice.
394
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,486
I knew it!
395
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,238
Krystal's the reason
I keep making up
396
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,241
all these ridiculous
stories on my social media.
397
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,160
I guess after all these years,
398
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,578
I'm still trying to impress her.
399
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:38,539
Man:
Uh, are you guys gonna be here a while?
400
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,541
I can't go if there's
someone else in the room.
401
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,168
(sighs) We'll be
done in a minute.
402
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,630
Gator, you should just
tell her how you feel.
403
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,715
In front of my cycloptic wife?
404
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,717
I feel like that
would be in bad taste.
405
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,554
I think it's time for you
to tell Krystal the truth.
406
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,848
You don't need a stuntwoman
wife or some fancy
407
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,100
soothsayer son
to make a girl like you.
408
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,103
You're a great guy
with a huge heart.
409
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,856
And if she doesn't see that,
then at least you'll know,
410
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,900
and won't have to spend
the next 20 years
411
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,027
telling bizarre lies
on the Internet.
412
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,988
That's some pretty
great advice.
413
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,865
Should've made you
the child genius.
414
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,242
(laughing)
I'm glad you didn't.
415
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,535
Blair's costume seems
really uncomfortable.
416
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,706
Crowd:
Do it! Do it! Do it!
417
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,167
Come on! Do something
dangerous for our amusement.
418
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,212
Okay. Okay, I can do this.
419
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,590
For alas!
I am a famous stuntwoman,
420
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,926
who can do many stunts.
421
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:35,513
‐(foghorn blares)
‐(cheering, laughter)
422
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:36,806
I knew it!
423
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,432
Woo!
424
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,184
Announcer:
It's the final vote.
425
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:43,229
What stunt should Rachel do?
426
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,897
Well, I had a feeling.
427
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,025
Man:
We're gonna be starting the scene with a new line
428
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:50,111
that Rachel is gonna
read off of a card.
429
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,113
Announcer:
And let's goback to the scene.
430
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,198
Director:
Action!
431
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,158
(chuckles) One of
my favorite stunts
432
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:59,579
is a tightrope walk over goo.
433
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,748
‐(laughter)
‐(bell ringing)
434
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,167
(cheering)
435
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:08,087
Rachel:
It's a good thing I brought my tightrope and pool tonight.
436
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,172
(laughter)
437
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:13,217
Just another day
at the office for Risky B.
438
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,094
(circus music playing)
439
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,388
Yeah, this tightrope
is not very tight.
440
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,181
‐You know?
‐(laughter)
441
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:22,184
This is very different from
my high school reunion.
442
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,936
(laughter)
443
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,607
Audience:
Whoa!
444
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:32,111
‐Mom, just get to
the good part and fall off! ‐Rachel: Oh boy.
445
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:38,993
All:
Woo!
446
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,164
‐Risky B!
‐(cheering)
447
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,708
All right!
448
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,045
‐(screams)
‐(cheering)
449
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,010
(cheering)
450
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:59,138
All:
Risky B! Risky B! Risky B!
451
00:18:59,138 --> 00:18:59,972
(sighs)
452
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,475
‐(screams)
‐(buzzer buzzes)
453
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,602
(laughter)
454
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:08,189
(cheering)
455
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,232
I had it!
456
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,860
(laughter)
457
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,696
(shrieks)
458
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,410
All:
Risky B! Risky B!
459
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,120
♪ ♪
460
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,457
And that is how you stunt.
461
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,879
Attention, everyone!
I have an announcement!
462
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:35,132
If Imagine Dragons is here,
I am going to lose it!
463
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,219
I've been lying to all of you.
464
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,554
Great timing, Gator.
You couldn't fess up
465
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:43,015
before I got gooed?
466
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:46,060
That's not my wife.
That's Rachel,
467
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,978
‐my best friend's wife.
‐(gasps)
468
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,440
No, he knows. It's cool.
469
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:56,028
Also, these kids
I've forced to come here with me are not mine.
470
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,238
(gasps)
471
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,115
No, it's cool. They're Rachel's.
472
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,618
Well,
except that one.
473
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,995
I honestly have
no idea who this kid is.
474
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,125
I don't understand.
Where is your family?
475
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,876
I made them up.
476
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,045
I guess I was just trying
to impress you, Krystal.
477
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,507
I've sort of had a crush on
you for, like, forever, and...
478
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,175
(sighs) wanted you
to think I was doing
479
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,302
real good in life
and everything, but...
480
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,638
I'm gonna be
honest from now on.
481
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,598
So, would you
maybe wanna go
482
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,058
get a bite
a to eat after this?
483
00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:29,061
Uh, no.
484
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:32,189
That is insane. Like,
truly psychotic behavior.
485
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,488
Brent:
I knew it.
486
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:44,452
I bet you've never even
met Imagine Dragons.
487
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,037
Come, Brandilynn.
488
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:52,710
You did the right
thing, Gator.
489
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:55,129
‐I'm proud of you.
‐You okay?
490
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,964
Yeah. I actually am.
491
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,424
In a weird way,
it's kind of a relief.
492
00:20:58,424 --> 00:20:59,842
At least I finally
asked her out.
493
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:05,765
Ruth,
494
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,391
I gotta tell
you something.
495
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,228
I kinda...
496
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:14,231
sorta, maybe like you,
497
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:15,775
and I was wondering,
498
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,318
do you wanna go to
the dance with me?
499
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,238
Wait, what?
500
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,202
What is happening?
501
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,412
My brain just crashed!
502
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:33,042
Whoa, Owen...
503
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,376
I'm so flattered.
504
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,087
I don't know what to say.
505
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:38,631
I like you a lot,
506
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,508
but as a friend.
507
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,301
(sighs)
508
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,221
And I already told Norvin
Schnuckle I'd go with him.
509
00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:48,057
I'm sorry.
510
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,519
(sighs) I appreciate you
being honest with me.
511
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,687
So, you're not mad?
512
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,940
Mad? No.
513
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,358
Quietly humiliated
and wishing
514
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:58,651
I could crawl into
a rocket ship
515
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,569
and be launched into space
where I'd then be frozen
516
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,321
only to be thawed out
once you and everyone
517
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,949
who just saw this are
no longer alive? Yes.
518
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,872
But, honestly?
In a weird way,
519
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,166
it just feels good to
get it off my chest.
520
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:17,086
I'm sure after a day or two of
listening to emo, sad boy music
521
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,588
and journaling my buns off,
I'll be back to normal.
522
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:24,426
I'm just glad it didn't take me
20 years to ask you out.
523
00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:31,392
Hey, would you wanna dance
right now though? As friends?
524
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,853
I'd like that.
525
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,021
(dance music playing)
526
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,064
Well,
527
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,399
wanna dance?
528
00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:41,068
It's cool. Everyone knows
we're not married now.
529
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:43,195
No, but we are friends.
530
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,949
I feel like everyone's
staring at me.
531
00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:48,117
They are.
532
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:50,119
‐You did a big weird thing.
‐Ah.
533
00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:53,622
My stepbrother's crush...
534
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:56,041
was my best friend?
535
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:59,086
And that's
our show!
536
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:02,172
You guys have been
a great audience!
537
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,050
♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
538
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,177
♪ ♪
539
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:10,180
(applause, cheering)
540
00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:15,019
♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
541
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:20,816
♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
542
00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:26,530
(cheering)
543
00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:31,130
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