All language subtitles for Freak Husband (1986)

We repeat: the white atum is being destroyed.
They can go back to their homes.

and now, back
with Skye Daley Show.

With a guest
special luxury: Ricky Coogan.

Ricky, has suffered a
Terrible disfigurement,

is showing incredible courage
when deciding to appear in public.

Thank you.

America saw you grow in the
television and in movies.

for years, you were the
everyone's favorite brother ...

in the famous series,
The Baker's Dozen.

And, of course, as a star
hilário of teen movies.

You have made the whole country say:
"Uhhh, dude!"

Uhhh, dude!

But now, after
his terrible disfigurements,

mention your name is
for children scream in horror.

Ricky Coogan ...

the world is waiting for
hear his story.

Well, it's a bit long,
but all good.

It all started when I had been
called to be a spokesperson ...

of a corporation
multinational called TMS.

- Ah, the staff of the Everything except shoes.
- Right.

I went to their headquarters to meet
to the president and the board members.

They wanted to send me
to South America,

to promote a fertilizer
controversial called Zygrot 24.

You are the only one who can deal with
those radicals that are the prevention of ...

Zygrot 24 that of farmers
whose future depends on it.

- That thing has not been banned?
- Just in the US. and Europe.

- I heard that poop is lethal.
- Sure, you need proof.

Good.
Please sit down.

I would like you to meet the head of our
research center in South America

- Mr. Juan Valdez.
- My name is Jorge Ramírez.

In both ways. He is working with the
Zygrot 24 every day for 5 years.

And look.
He is in the very last form.

No this...

Juan?

If I am fine.

I want you to know that
Me and my time in Santa flan ...

Santa Flan ?! What the fuck
Country name is that?

It is a tribute to the Saint
Pattern of creamy shawls.

As I said, we work
Very close to Zygrot 24.

I personally supervised
Your development

There is no potential danger found
Been found.

Those environmentalists are crazy!
All of them!

Thanks, Valdez.
That is all.

- Hey, wait a minute.
- Ricky, this is important.

We are talking about a great
threat to the image of the EMT.

What do you think of two million
More charges?

Hey, two million euros.
It seems optimal.

- But...
- I understand you.

Let there be five million.

the members will approve it.
Gentlemen, is there a quorum?

if acceptable.
It is unanimous.

Well, Ricky, what do you say?
Is the man from TMS in Santa flan?

Then the business closed.

I was Ricky Coogan
seller of toxic substances.

Me and my friend Ernie should
take the next plane to Santa Flan ..

- They passed a movie?
- the return to the Blue Lagoon.

I've heard it's crap.

Where the fuck are you Ernie?

- Hey
- Get away from here!

Girls, I just wanted to
a manicure

Hey, ma'am, that is,
mojoe?

Where did you get that?

I do not know, Coog.
It was a palm, more than I knew.

Can I offer you a pillow or a
blanket for gentlemen?

Yes please.

- Is your luggage at the top existing?
- Yes.

- That's your ugly gnome?
- Stuey Gluck!

Rick!

Look, I have a picture of your card
the first season of The Baker's Dozen.

An autograph for me?
Please!

Baker's Dozen.
The mother of that series cachondeaba me.

- I fornike with her.
- Legal.

Rick, it is said here that the
Zygrot 24 is perigosa.

Why are you lending
your name to that, Rick?

You used to be a good person.
But now I do not know.

It's not like that, Stuey.
Well deep down, I'm still cool.

I can save your
pump, sir.

Here the captain speaks. To your right,
they have a great vision of the Grand Canyon.

And on your left,
You can see a gnome in panic.

- Are you going to eat your cacaguates, Ernie?
- You can ballast.

Thank you.

Hey, I'm whole.

INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
OF SANTA FLAN

Here we are, Ernie. Santa Flan,
famous for the chevere music and rampant sex.

- The same?
- Just give me a few hours.

Good thing it was not
our plane.

Jesus! Let's find
a taxi right now,

before those lovers of
whales shit us.

I have a better idea.

If at least I
find a costume

Take this.

Give me back my poor crutches,
I am a monster.

That hurts your ass!
Oh God!

You are OK?

- Let me help you.
- Thank you.

Do not worry about me What is it
the pain of a man in comparison ...

To the global injustice of tyrants
corporate like the TMS?

Go away.
The fight must continue.

- My name is Julie.
- Josh. Josh Taverna

Mother Teresa.
Pleasure in knowing her.

Give me that, you piece of shit.

Josh, a bus will go full with
Maracas and whistles to protest against or Zygrot 24 ...

and cover Ricky Coogan
with cow shit.

The people will go united.
You can come with us.

Your?
You are with him?

Ernie? It's cool. You have heard
talk about the "idiot of the Savana"?

- Clear.
- It's Ernie, with the exception of the Savana part

One thing is fixed,
That little coogan rickito is that shit.

Not what you say.
A badly shoddy zorete.

I mean,
What do you think of him, Josh?

He has some problems.

And what a bad actor. You can believe what
fuck movies for teenagers?

He interprets the scripts well, he deserves
an Oscar for his magnificent performance.

- Well, he's not Christian Slater.
- Slater ?!

Ma what? I act much better
that the apparatus.

And you can think that Slater
can you improvise like that, huh?

cagetuda!

So, Julie,
Do you like love films?

You do not want to hear the truth
about Zygrot 24, or not, Coogan?

I'm not saying that
will transform a worm into ...

Human?

Exactly, a human worm.
This is absurd.

- The question is...
- Boy-Dog?

Yes, or a child-dog.
That's stupid.

- The question is...
- And the Horrible Type-Amphibian?

Good.
Now you're being bobo jacobo.

Human suffering is great
joke for you, is not it, Coogan?

- What?
- Are you so sick?

Chevere, a spectacle of aberrations.
Let's take a piss.

It's like a meeting
Family for you, huh?

Relax, Coog.
It can be false.

"Aberrations is a registered trademark
of Companies Elijah C. Skuggs.

Any unauthorized reproduction
It is prohibited without written permission. "

Welcome to Freaklandia.
Home to the most repulsive errors of nature ..

Do not forget to visit our
Cafeteria. And, please, do not spit.

This will not be too much?

It's so ... Real.

Really stupid

- Come on, Ernie. This place is dead.
- E, where are the moustics?

There are no moustics here.

Mutants? Yes.
Genetic nightmares? Definitely.

Inferred children and created bodies tormented
under skin accidents? Certainly.

But as soon as they are moustic ...

none. Unless, of course,
to include me.

No, you seem to be a little mojoncito
Fuck the farmer for me.

- I'm Julie and you are ...
- Yo Elías C. Skuggs,

owner of the fabulous freakland
the empório of the mutants.

That was not imagined. After all,
They moved away from the miles of civilization,

hospitals, telephones,
police.

- How can I help them?
- Is dead.

We would love to see your
sample of aberrations.

See, you built a monument to him
the variety and innovation of nature.

It reminds us of respect for our fragile
and complex global ecosystem

And you get to me
to look for mous

- Hello.
- Lord toad-fat is my assistant.

As for the show, just the next
deformities display will be tomorrow night.

Not so much, I can have a
Private exhibition, now in my cabin.

Normally I do not share it
with the general public.

Well, we are deeply
honored, but no thanks

Yes, really ...
Good.

I used to explode toads with
light bulbs, chamigo. So be careful.

The tradition of the show was aberrations
totally mis-represented for good taste but ...

I mean, you do not profit
with human tragedy.

You have to show society
the part that they do not want to see.

Look at her.

What the fuck, huh? Let's see
some cubs of cubs.

Maybe some photos of little girls
with "extra tits", huh?

Why not?

I love El Circo de la Familia.

Are you pirucho?

They use the same joke several
times. I love this garbage.

Maybe I should say a
little more about what I do.

See, I do not
I only show the aberrations.

I believe them.

As well as Michelangelo I think
an angel of stone,

I can make a face
like Kevin Costner ...

and achieve a giant asshole
who can dance the Blue Danube ..

Watch the
aberration machine.

Holy Father!
He is using Zygrot 24.

- You should not have that thing.
- And I think I should not have this other thing too.

Who wants to become
aberration first?

Ladies first.

- Chupame the shell lining
- If I were you, I would like it.

Oh God!

What are we going to do with these two?
We'll see.

Will we recycle as deformed?
Michael Jackson ...

It's like Yin and Yang.
Let me see ..

Hit two birds with one stone

This is very good.

Touch button, Toad.

Wait a second. that perhaps plans to transform
our parts and leave our bodies mutated?

- Exactly
- Can you give me a bigger stick?

I am a mad scientist, compadre,
I do not do miracles.

Hey, save that thing!

Delight your eyes.

Well, at least I will not have to go
Very far to piss me off a woman.

Pajero!

Toad, take them to their
aposentos.

A simple laboratory trick.

But you are going to be special.

Man risoño
here Swan crab.

Well thanks.
And you?

Listen, I created the aberration
definitive, more or less.

Well, I'm not finished.
I'm going to need more Zygrot 24.

Can you solve that?

It is understood.

if you take it easy.

reculiated.

The time has come ...

It's time to meet
the new half.

- God, that was my handsome side.
- Still will be, if you ask me ..

Wait until you see what I have
planned for the other side.

Welcome to your
comfortable accommodation.

- Great use of space.
- Everything I learned with Bob Villa.

You know, I could throw away those rotten beams and
make a skylight on any weekend, Elijah

Go for a walk, Bob.

One of these days I have to
place a private poster here

No problem, Elias. That's all
here in my new book ...

Rooms and bathrooms
posters, if you do it ...

- Ernie? Julie?
- Over here, Coog.

- You're good?
- I know that voice.

It is the voice that said: "copado, a show of
aberrations Let's take a look. "

Oh sure.
Culpe nomas to the woman. Typical.

"It's so real." This is real enough
for you? I'm in an outcast of Quasimodo.

Relax, Coog.

You're talking to the Siamese twins
They are ugly. look at the clothes

- Come on, jump for the light.
- Very well. Here I go.

Oh, fucking shit! Well, it's not
so disgusting

After all, physical beauty
it's just a social myth ...

Oh shit!

Aja, é? You are also not the Monalisa.
Be lucky that I have a strong stomach.

And you are lucky
that I do not bite.

- Get away from me your fucking, mou ...
- moustrillo?

I'm Ortiz, the boy-dog.
Leader of aberrations.

I like dogs.

Welcome to Hell, Rick.
Park here

No thanks. No deal
I do not intend to stay for long.

- How many of you are here?
- First of all, I have a question, Ricarda.

Who starred in the movie
The exorcist II: The Heretic?

maybe you should
Ask the caterpillar.

Tell us, caterpillar. Who starred
the movie The Exorcist II: The Heretic?

- Olivia Newton-John.
- Olivia Newton-John.

- Rick, do you agree or disagree?
- This is very bizarre. This is absurd.

- On the other hand, it was Linda Blair.
- Very well. It was Linda Blair.

Circle marks the first point.

It is legal.
It is legal.

Good.
Julie and Ernie, whom do they choose?

- Nariziño, the nose man?
- what?

- The cowboy?
- Hello.

- The Barbados Woman?
- How's it going?

- head of media?
- Oia.

- The eternal flame?
- Fire in the hole.

Rosie, the woman head of Pin?

Or the Horrible man-amphibian?

And, of course, in the central square,
Mr. Paulino.

Well who are you going to choose?

Call me old-fashioned
but I'm going to choose Paulino.

- Do not be retarded.
- It's fun.

See, don Rick. Simply because we are aberrations
It does not mean that we have fun ..

Get away from me!
Enough!

I am not like you, understand? I'm Ricky
Coogan I am not an aberration ..

Aberration!
Aberration!

Aberration!
Aberration!

Poor chabon.

This is a big shit.

They will follow
selecting cast in Gremlins 3?

I'm going to call
my agent in the morning.

Look, Rick, all these aberrations
They have already gone through your same anguish.

In the beginning, I was blinded by
my rage I recognize that.

I wanted to twist the peshuezo for having us
done this. But I already exceeded it.

Ortiz taught me to channel the
anger for the common good of all.

- You wanted to see the phenomenal show.
- I thought I had shut your mouth.

Ernie!

Excuse me, Coog. But for a
Second, I hated the males.

Look.
Take this.

Then you are a horrible
mutant aberration. And now?

I do not need that. I'm not like
Those little animals rejected by God.

You're wrong, Rick.
You are the same as us.

We were all normal people and
health before making the mistake ...

to come to this hell.

When I came here I was
a professor of helminthology.

The study of worms, of course.

I was on the trail of the big fat worm.
Mr. Skuggs told me he had a specimen in the cabin.

As you might expect the specimen
and I would be the same thing.

Initially, the transformation
It was fabulous

I really understood
and I saw myself like never before.

But those initial days of
fascination would end.

Now, about that, I think the thing
It's all a fucking headache.

I sell my soul with such
be able to clean my ass.

I came here as a tourist.
Looking for fun.

Beautiful place.

So, the guy
turned into a sock.

I'm sorry, I'm not good
telling stories.

When I arrive here,
I was not like now.

I was confused. contradictory
walking. Full of questions.

You know, you would be better
without pirula.

Hey, you can have a beard.

Aleluia

But now I know who I am
I can tell the world:

This is me. I'm a woman.
And fascinates me.

That's hard. man.

You are one of us now, Rick ..
Even if you admit it or not.

It is irrefutable.

- Hey, take care of your business, Ernie.
- Excuse.

Ortiz, that's me.
It's about me, Ortiz.

Ortiz! Ortiz!
You are phoning me

I'm not going to clean it.
Ortiz, down!

The EMT staff must come to
Rescue me at any time.

Then I will return to los angeles sunny
and direct to the plastic surgeon.

Imagine how many of the many of my girlfriends
Anatomically perfect are waiting for me.

- I'm waiting for you, Rick.
- Thanks, Stuey.

Ah, the gnome!

Go back to your house.
What is doing here?

You are seeing some
Ghost ghosts, Rick?

Do not.

It seems that you have developed
a telepathic connection.

I do not want to say you're in the bun but ...
The Nariziño can smell the future.

Many of us, aberrations, we have powers
paranormal Media head can guess the ESPN.

Caution, Hulkster! He goes
Apply the skull tractor.

Don Rick,
You are lucky.

Telepathy like that only happens
between true twin souls.

A link therefore, must
be appreciated

Wow, I am the soul
twin of Ricky Coogan.

In your dreams.
dirty, gnome!

I'm going to tell my friends
at school. I love you, Rick.

Don Rick. Has no sense
scare your soul mate.

That gnome can help, if you
they allow you to enter your heart.

When America knows
what happened with Ricky,

probably send
to the FBI to save him.

I'm probably going to win the Pulitizer Prize
for my dedication to Rick.

Of course, I'm going to publish it.
America needs to know.

Burt, pay Mr. Gluck
and show him the exit.

Everything is alright,
I already know the way out.

Aberration! Ricky Coogan is
a mutant in South America.

By Stuart Gluck That's me.

You are wrong.
I do not know anything about the matter.

You need to believe in me.

Ladies and gentlemen, be prepared
for glamor, brightness.

Prepare to attack the deformed
shit with rotten vegetables,

because it's time for the show!

I bet you weigh 53 Kg.

One two Three...

Looking for a
Fucked personal of the EMT?

Something is disturbing him,
My chicken What is it?

Give me a peanut

Oh, I already understand what is happening.
we have an eating disorder ..

Silence please.

Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight will be
Witnesses of such horrible atrocities ...

I advise the viewers more
sensitive leave the room at this time.

Tonight, I have the pride of
announce several new and original ...

monstrosities, including our
main attraction, the boy-beast.

But first, a series
special here, freakland.

Feel to enjoy the style
musical of Rosie, the big head of pin.

Sing loud, mimosa.
From the diaphragm.

ERNIEJULIE IN
RISOTAS AL ZAPATEO

Hey, Julie, how many feminists
Do you need to change a focus?

how many?

Two. One to place the bulb and the
another to mount my lamp stick.

Pajero

SECRETS OF BELEZA
WITH THE BARBED WOMAN

If your color is autumnal style,
How maria,

I suggest you use a makeup
for eyes in earth tones

As you can see, I made a
cute hairstyle inlaid in Maria.

But to encourage everyone to experience
and use your imagination.

The key is the following:
just have fun.

NOSE, the HOOD-NOSE
MACACO FUNK

Take that.

Or what?!

piece of shit crap!

HEAD OF MEDIA
IN POLKA FEVER

Thank you! Thank you!
you are a great public.

- He has a hand down there.
- Thats false.

Fuck!

Dealing with puppets is a skill
admirable in its own way.

Give him his applause.

Beast Boy!
Beast Boy!

- Beast Boy!
- He's going to come here.

And when I won the first prize, I never
But the portion of pudding caught my attention.

- And then?
- You do not understand?

You must transform
the misery in inspiration.

You are an actor, Rick.
Your body is an instrument.

And you must act with your story
tragic for the whole world.

They are crazy for you, beast-boy.
It's better to go out now.

I'm going out there.

Thanks, caterpillar. I dont know
how to reward him for his words of encouragement.

- You can clean my ass.
- What a comedian.

Nariziño, I already told you that
you are a talented artist?

Now is the winter of
our discontent

What is a glorious summer
by the York sun.

I did not write that.
Where is that shit?

I'm not done for tricks
I was made to be just a mirror.

If you have problems in
understand the brilliant reading ...

From Mr. Coogan
subject of Ricardo III,

make use of the subtitles
for cultural illiterates.

Deformed. Sent before the season
to the world, made in half.

I'M VERY UGLY.

I, at this moment under peace ...

I have the pleasure
To pass the time.

I NEVER TRANZE.

Thank you.

Beautiful!

- Thank you. Thank you.
- They seem to like it.

OMG!

They are very fraternal.

That!

Thank God for the EMT.

Yes, yes, Rick. Look, I love it
his new image.

It's modern, modern
and young people will love it,

but in the EMT, I do not think that
the majority understands it.

- What is he saying?
- Well, Rick, what I mean is ...

You're so ugly enough to burn
the hair on the nose of a dead man.

What a pity!

Eat shit!

Rick, now you
It has just been childish.

Save your lives!
black ragemo!

What is the problem? they are with
fear of a stronger moustico fucking shit?

Welcome to shows,
sub imbeciles.

All of you
run from hell!

Now, it's about entertainment.

This shit is blocked.

Hey, you, milkman.

- I?
- If you. I have something to show you.

Turn this
small trapdoor.

What the fuck in there?

From a coconut I made an image
sculpted by Kim Basinger.

If I won a penny
every time I listen to every boludes.

- She's in balls too.
- Encerio?

I have to see that.

Hey it's a normal coconut. It looks like a
little more to Wynona Rider, maybe ...

Shit!

Is it locked ?!

What the fuck ?!

- Stop!
- Do not move, man.

Good job, eye and eye.

Rastafareolho.

Now, send the Boy-Beast
for me ... covil.

- Enter there and never leave.
- It is understood, . We will be watching you while we smoke.

- Diet soda?
- No thanks.

- A little salad?
- Very well.

Delicious!

So he will not kill me
or something like that?

Of course, that would be fun,
but the Boy-Beast is a success.

Look, Elias, I was in shows
all my life.

The public does not want to see movies
disgusting, depraved and violent.

Then I think "Jake and the
Fat Man "was just a trick.

Hello?

Listen, I'm ready
to act here.

It is understood.

Ciao for you too.

Son of a cheerful bitch.

Let's see who
give the last laugh, chupaverga.

Okay, Coogan, listen.

You are going to be a
Horrible killing machine.

Tomorrow night, he goes to
finish the work on stage.

And you, you're going to kill the other aberrations.
And from its ashes, something rough will arise.

Like the mighty Phoenix,
only that much more ugly.

Then everyone is going to ...
Hey!!

I told you that you morphed enough.

Then Elijah was going to send you
for Phoenix?

No, he was talking
in a great bird.

The mystical creature?
It's just a metaphor.

The question is that Elijah wanted me to
Become a bloodthirsty monster ...

And kill
to my colleagues phenomena.

But what he did not know is that I crave
from your covil a sheet with an important clue.

Look, another milkman.

Hey, Rick, you could not invent
your own escape plan?

Are you guys fucking? A dozen of
dairymen? Is not it something little suspicious?

Twelve are the cows so it is
theoretically possible.

Thirteen is stupidity.

It seems we have a milkman
of more, Coogan.

- Moustillos!
- It's okay. Go ahead.

I hope you like reggae,
assholes

Be cautious.

Shit!

Stop, wait or they'll all be cold cuts.

They do not know about eyeballs
Rastas of Elijah with machine guns

Or poor kid, I'm crazy now.

It's suicide and I can not afford
that acontesca that.

And I can not allow that
you delay us.

Come on, Ortiz.
Come on, be the winner.

Careful, that raged.
He is a ravenous rrope.

That's very sharp.
He's going to take an eye out of someone.

Kill him!
Sorry.

There are many dairymen in one
same round.

I do not know why the fuck they fight.

Let's go!

chipmunk!

Shit! Rastafarian eyeballs.
Just like Rick said.

Personal if it were not for Rick,
we would all be dead.

- Hey, okay.
- Rick is people.

Come on, listen to the Boy-Beast.
And return to the house of aberrations.

Yes.

- Already!
- I just wanted a hug.

Maybe I was wrong
about you, Coogan.

Not again!

Well, at least we could
try a new position.

He says he's strong enough
For a man.

- But it's a deodorant for women.
- Give me!

- Hey.
- Rick.

- Or, what is it?
- Read this. I took it from the Skuggs covil.

Buy more saltines.
Tax Donahue.

- Renew the signature of BeaverWorld.
- BeaverWorld? Let me see that.

Thereafter.

Preparation for the demonstration
to Hombre Risoño ..

Receive 5000 barrels of
Zygrot 24!

Elijah is planning something big.
we have to stop it.

We are fried!
We are fried!

I do not want to die!
Is it the end of the world! The apocalypse!

I have not said anything yet.

Sorry, do not choose
the moment.

Listen, tomorrow night, at the show, I'll be
Transformed into a super evil aberration ...

And forced to kill all of you.

But we can still have
an opportunity if we act quickly.

And I'm willing to be
Your new leader

I say we eliminate it.

- And I have a plan.
- However, I say we kill him.

If we could get to the
Elijah's lab, maybe ...

Clear! and Create a fluid that transforms you into a
super-aberration of good to kill Elijah in our place.

Sparkly!

- Actually, I ...
- How do we get to the laboratory?

True. the caterpillar can
dig a tunnel

OMG! It's such a crazy plan that
it can even work.

But he's going to need more Zygrot 24
create the greatest aberration ...

and Elias said he has no more left.

- Yes And if ...
- Yes, exactly!

If you use the Zygrot 24 as a fertilizer
The whole ecosystem must be riddled with it.

All we need to do is extract from the
vegetables, preferably in liquid form.

- True...
- cool!

Therefore, that's why my milk
It has a white blue color.

I noticed that the herb had
a strange taste.

Wow, Rick.
You are a genius.

- Well thought.
- that copete!

That's cool, Rick. Tell me,
How have you thought about the plan?

Well, I was going to suggest that
let's buy simonkis.

Thirty or so, train them in the use of weapons
and try to uir.

But if you want to do this thing from the
Super ... bondadoza aberration ...

I think everything is fine.

Hey! turn off that shit
of music!

Excuse me.

That asshole!

I hate when you do that.

- Hey, look at this.
- Or what?

Holy Father!
It is the lost city of Knot.

It is the most famous water jet,
from the northwest.

It's my aunt Gertie and
My uncle Sid.

- It's me Bar Mitzvah.
- Come on, Ernie. let's keep going.

Wait. You need to see the part that Rabbi Riu
morpho so much pudim that dripped down his nose.

- retarded ...
- aaaaay.

Nice excavation, caterpillar.

Hey back, are you okay?
I'm with a pain in the ass.

I'm pissed, bloated and with
many farts. Do not ask me why.

Post?

What they do here, aberrations.

The jodi. They did not know that
I made imitations, right?

Hey, partners.
Mission accomplished.

They are with the Zygrot 24 and already
they invaded the laboratory.

Our!
Everything is coming out a kilo and two little rolls.

Do not! They do not realize?
We are digging our own grave.

This is crazy.
That is what is crazy.

Maybe you have the desire to
Die too, but do not count on me.

I scratch here!

Nobody moves.
Nobody dies

Get out of my way.

Those were
enough holes, for him.

What a mess.

Just I wanted to say...

What thing, boy?

Forget about it. I'm not very good
I'm going to die.

It's better that way.
Do not say anything.

I have entered the program
the super-aberration of Elijah.

My God, it's complex.

Choose an ABERRATION

Well, team
We have a job to do.

So let's go
to keep silent, is it okay?

Now, look. From now on,
no more mistakes, is it okay?

Glass of polyethylene foam?

It's okay.
Is working.

Someone is coming.

It is locked.

It is his fault. I'm going to acogotar
his worm neck.

Absurd. I do not have a neck.
I am a worm, Imbecil.

Damned pipoca enmantecada.

The tunnel is going to fall apart.

You keep going.
I reach them later.

- Rick, but ...
- Fence!

- That, let's go. I agree with Rick.
- Let's go.

Bad for the environment.

I think I already see it.
Yes, I see it.

Come on, Rick.

You got it.

Sure, comrades.
hear.

We find the code and
we get the mixture we need ...

to end the career of
Skuggs forever.

- At last!
- But I've lost the can in the lab.

Wait!
Wait!

I found some biscuits and there are
Enough for all of us.

I hate biscuits.

TMS is negotiating with
Elias C. Skuggs.

That pario!

It's nice to see him in person,
Man risoño.

I think we can do without the key names,
Elijah. We are all friends here.

And to prove that, you
I brought a gift.

- Rick, are you?
- Who is the gnome?

He was asking questions about
Coogan, causing problems ..

- We thought he was one of his spawns.
- Well I do aberrations, but ...

Come on, comrades?
This little shit is pathetic.

You too is not
Julio Iglesias, sir.

Rick!

Oh no!
Not now, Stuey!

- Hey, where are you?
- I'm in the lab!

I'm in the laboratory!
I'm in the laboratory!

He is not only ugly.
It is also a bit of shit.

Toad-fat, take it from here.

Sirs,
I will not cheat you.

I know that my function here in the framework
Freakland seems to be insignificant.

But thanks to your Zygrot 24
and my talent

Today at night I will transform Ricky Coogan
in such a horrendous aberration ...

that are going to vomit their stomachs
by the mouth.

I'm going to fry their brains.
I'm going to cause some herpes that ...

It is the dawn of a
new era. A new beginning.

Watch ...

Super-Mega-Freakland.

It's a gross thing, huh?

Very impressive.

Let's finish with the
Disney monument.

Stuey?
Stuey, can you hear me?

I want to try to escape. Bring me the mixing can
which is on the floor near the glass polisher.

I like your spirit, Skuggs.
But Disney, what's the problem?

- I like Bambi.
- Bambi is a drogueta.

And with regard to the part where
the mother dies?

- Yes, I liked that part.
- I liked.

At TMS we have plans for your
machinery of genes that includes everything.

Well, everything but shoes
Of course.

- Elijah would like to hear the plans.
- I would like to show you then.

Bill, could I do the honors?

What is it that entrepreneurs
today we want?

What do you think of a receptionist with
6 arms, 3 mouths and a great body?

That will speed things up, right?
And how about in this factory?

How to combat low productivity
of the lazy workers?

How about a worker with 12 hands,
and no mouth to answer,

without genitals or gastro-intestinal system
to distract him from his work.

Of course, this is all that we
we dream, do not we?

With Skuggs technology
based on Zygrot 24 ...

These things are possible.
And this is just the beginning.

We are a new frontier
limited only by our imagination.

Of course, what happened
with our dear spokesperson

Ricky Coogan,
It was an unfortunate coincidence.

On the other hand, the benefits of the new
markets can germinate millions.

Ricky what?

Hey!! Wait!

Secretaries, workers. Where is it located
the fun? Where is the spark?

Where is the evil inominal.

We will cover all the fields.

Cosmetics, military,
domestic pets.

And why should we stop in
consumer products?

We can create a new consumer.
A few drops in the water supply and ... Bingo!

It is a new race and we will be the
copyright holders

- This boy is good.
- They sent it to us from Pepsi.

Here and now, build a better tomorrow
for those who believe in the vision of the EMT.

Bill, if I may add
one more thing.

To those who oppose us, I
I will bathe in the blood of your children.

And now the moment that everyone
They waited, ladies and gentlemen.

The Beast-boy.

Rick!

- - Right here, Rick.
- Where?

With this remarkable formula
of my own creation,

I'm going to finish transforming this
half-done monster ...

in the last super-aberration
vomitive, dedicated to evil.

I'm here, Rick.

fucking, gurisito.
are you going to sit down at once ?!

- Oh no!
- Shit! let's move for there.

What the fuck ?!

Do you have a problem, sir?

- Your ass is mine, Skuggs.
- That purche looks furious.

Come eyes, finish with it!

fucking shit be eyes.

- Toad!
- What?

Uh, I'm trembling!

Shit!

I'm in the zoo!

It seems that the time has come
to show a great weapon.

- Sayonara, fucking.
- Do not!

Rick!

What a waste of 12 dollars.
We're going to look for the machine and crack it now.

- Let's go.
- Right now.

- Can you autograph this to me first?
- Time to shit fire, gnome.

- Fight! Fight!
- Fight! Fight!

Come on, bitch.

Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!

Give him the crushing of skulls,
to that big shit.

No way! The crushing of
skulls is an illegal blow.

Yeaah, I'm number one!

- I bet my bar-mitzvah money.
- Let's get this done now. Hey, pija ...

What the fuck are you doing?

This machine is owned by the
Corporación Todo Menos Sapatos.

- What?!
- Eat shit, little zoretito.

I knew I could not trust you,
They are despicable businessmen.

BREAK THE VIDRO IN CASE OF
TREATMENT OF DESPECTIBLE BUSINESSMEN.

- What the fuck is that thing!
- Suck this, pija.

Run for the hills before
that blows us all.

Santa cachucha, I did not see a runner
like that a long time ago

Now I have aberrations
to massacre.

Dispatch to Nariziño.
You always hated Nariziño.

Please!
Rick, no!

Now, this is what it is
really a big shoe.

You want to kill him, all at once.

Kill him! Kill him!
Kill him!

- Then, when I'm around ...
- Sorry to interrupt you, Rick ...

but you have already spoken more than 90 minutes
and we have to go to commercials.

Oh I'm sorry.

You like cheese.
You like being a man.

That's why you like it ...

Macheesmo. Real cheese
for the real man.

Now, in practical
aluminum containers.

And now back to the conclusion
of the incredible story of Ricky Coogan.

Let's see ... It seemed that nothing would stop me
in unload the spear into Stuey's cranium.

When, suddenly,
I heard a voice.

That gnome can help you, if you
lets it enter his heart.

In your heart.
In your heart ..

In his heart.
In his heart.

I love you

- You got it, Rick.
- Good chabon, Coog.

What boludez of
Cheap sentimentality.

Beast boy, I gave you an order
and it is better that you obey it.

- You stink, Skuggs.
- You were nothing before I found you.

I created you
I can destroy you.

You think you're very cool, right?

You do not know that my DNA is so strong that now
You will know how I wreck you.

I'm a damn killing machine.

I think you broke me
the spine.

- I do not feel anything on my fingers.
- Maybe if you feel this.

Do not! Wait! If you kill me,
you will never find the antidote.

What antidote?

A serum that you place in a
bag of delicious biscuits.

- Biscuits!
- yum how rich they were.

If you ask me, I'll say
you put a little coconut.

Unemployed, FBI!

- Looks like they ended up with Skuggs.
- Good job, Ricky.

You will win a medal
of the vice-president for this.

- Chevere, more like ...
- We followed Skuggs for several years.

Then, when we saw the article by Mr.
Gluck, we knew that the time had come to act.

Then why
They delayed so much?

First, we take care of the case
of the son of satanas on page 3.

Then it was the case of the house
that urinated blood.

Look what a thing!

- Fucking fucking!
- Can not be!

- What the fuck are you seeing?
- Dead meat.

And that is my story.

It's very exciting.

- We already fixed the light that illuminates Coogan.
- It was time. Turn on the.

- That's better.
- Not that you say it.

Publish, let's applaud Ricky Coogan
and his friends aberrations.

The Barbados Woman.

How's it going?

Rosie.
The eternal flame ..

The fire went out, people.

The cowboy. Man-Amphibious.
Nariziño.

And the caterpillar.

Ridiculous. Only because to me
I do not like biscuits.

Catch you!
Fucking Squirrel, it was about time.

- Ortiz!
- Hey, brothers!

This is cool. What history!
And that final!

Elijah transformed by the formula
it seemed ...

Like you, Skye. I swear.
Same face, same clothes.

Except that he had those
big and horrible legs.

I'm going to drink your blood.

- Oh, Rick. Finally over.
- If that is.

- Rick! Hey, Rick!
- Stuey!

As if this was not
totally predictable

- Well, now it's all really over.
- Thank God.

You know, all this
He has taught me one thing.

When the man begins to move in
subtle perfection to the natural order of the Earth,

the only thing that will create
It is destruction.

Right, Coog.
I learned something too.

That men and women
They are really the same.

That the human spirit transcends
gender and physical appearance.

And, therefore, it is immune to degradation
mesquina that man can create.

- That's true.
- I think...

Oh, shut up!

- Good night people.
- Goodnight.

OUR HUNGARY M

music.

A real paradise!

- Look at these sponges!
- Beautiful!

Feel the spirit of the community here.

Screenplay and directing.

Look at the hanging laundry!

How primitive here!

- What's that, smo a?
- My shoes!

Sanday! Hand-made!

Mario, we can not give you another one
loans.

You're barely paying the mortgage.

Do not you see that others are waiting?
We're busy.

Rosanna, I'm asking. Vincenzo does not advise
in America.

He does not send me money.

- I know what these problems are.
- He's a handsome man.

In fact, it breaks the leg and lies in the stomach.

His fingers are broken too?

That's why he has not been answering for 9 months
phone?

After all, the phone has cut me off for a long time.

Do you have any problems?

- Beautiful! You will do it yourself?
- No, my mother.

- How much do you cost?
- 20 dollars.

- I'll take these.
- I also ask.

Jolando, if you borrow me for a purchase
biofibres, sandals will be a hit!

I will give you hits!

When will you stop the combination?

Take care of the house!

That's why my son left.

Your son left because he is great
artist and no one understands him here.

What kind of wife are you? What mother?

They work hard. Thanks to sandals,
I have money for bread.

It is because of you my son left!
You took Vincenza for me!

- Forget about her!
- They should keep her in crazy!

Why do the sausages you like
Vincenzo?

Immediately discard this broken machine!

The president declared historic
przemwienie. Repeat the.

The president declared historic
przemwienie. Repeat the.

Good day, Don Peppino!

In the morning, you could not sleep
from these abuses.

- Cookies and champagne, as you ask.
- Later.

- But you are in a hurry.
- Get out!

I gave you all to Kaza em
letters to Maria?

Zapomniaem ...

Do you need money?
Why did not you say anything?

How much?

How much will you give.

I will return everything to you when I sell
t parti .

I know what you need.
Ma.

You need it.

Leave me. I have m a.

What gives you rats?

A real man would not leave
women in this situation.

Mario, he thought about it.

Where do you find the second one?
will you take with your children?

I was talking to a lawyer.

We will combine the death certificate
and you can forget about debts.

Evict Cicillo from the house next door
and we will build a store.

You will be a great lady at the checkout.

What do you think?

Fortunately, you're so beautiful.

Suche! We will be celebrating!

Maria and I are married.
It will be or centuries.

What are you doing?

I already have a husband.

Can you hear me?

I already have a husband.
He will come back to me.

What are you doing?
It cost 3 million liras.

There is! The viewer!

Go ahead, you idiot!

You slut! Get out,
I'm telling you the place.

Seven here with rats.
When Vincenzo returns, he will give you fire.

Give me a break! Nothing will do it!

You bitch, you will eat rats
for breakfast.

I sold them all!

great.

How much is 400 dollars?

388 euros.

This is my textbooks!

- It may work.
- What?

Let's go!

Dad would like you to talk
only in English.

- How do you say "pee"?
- Water.

- Mom, you must have water.
- Later.

We must find my dad.

Be careful with this case!

I'm sorry, I was looking at the map.

Mom, you must have water!

That's me, Vincenzo.
We came for him for three days.

I can not buy mozzarella,
and he loves it.

G bk I'm laying sandals.

- Mom, they must!
- In a moment.

Do you know a good fabric store?

I need to buy biofibr.

No? Thank you.

Chodmy!

- I'm saying.
- Get out!

Does my dad live here?

Ciro! Come here quickly!

Excuse me, where is the street?

- In that direction.
Thank you.

Pu!

Why did Dad give us an address?

Impossible, it's a mistake.

- Is this address?
- Yes.

- Do you know this man?
- No.

Someone here lives here,
but I have never met him.

Try the restaurant "Pisces of Naples".

- Who is this?
"My husband, Vincenzo, sculptor.

- Who?
- Vincenzo Scocozza.

It is not yet famous, but
sells many sculptures.

Worked here for two years as a waiter.

Who says?

- How do you know him?
- No.

You better go.
Do not hear?

You may not look at it.
It's called Vincenzo.

I'm not blind, I do not know him and that's it!

Gaetano, who is this?
Come, the job is waiting.

Please. I have some problems.

What are you doing there?

Get out of there!

Get out! The toilets are only
for customers.

What does she want, dad?

Mom, because you'll smell me again
cheap lipstick!

- Do you steal food?
- You're just a slice of prosciutto.

Only we need it!
Distributing food! This is not a meal!

You hear me, Fidel's love
and cigars?

Remember that you are in this country
just a guest.

Do you have an idea how much it costs?
Imported from abroad!

She is a lonely woman with two children.
Do not let her treat her like that.

Back to work.

Her suitcase!

Mom ...

Please, lady!

- Come back because you're fired!
- He goes away.

Well, it was not good for anything,
Like me, this idiot!

They stole our food.
I do not do it even when I'm hungry.

I know, my littleness.

- So, did you recognize her m?
- Sure.

He works in this poor one
eatery against.

I've never been there, mum.

I know, elderly.

Mom, will you give me tiramisu?
I want something sweet.

Do not touch me!

Your suitcase.

Thank.

If you need something,
I live by the church.

No, thank you.

Have you seen this man?

Check this restaurant.

You know this man,
Is it called Vincenzo Scocozza?

Get out!

- Mom, it's getting cold.
- I know.

Will you let me in?

What is it supposed to be?

Let me sleep here, I put in a book.

He must stay somewhere today.

And tomorrow. And the day after tomorrow.

We have a plane in three days
to Italy in rod .

These are tickets.

- If you want to sleep on my stomach ...
- Do not even try!

Ciro and I were coping
with bigger ones than you.

Right, Ciro?

Z a stamt d!

Okay, I understand.

Police - 911.

Anyway, dressed like that and no
you remind a man.

We're going to sleep.

Thank you for allowing us
you stay here.

- My name is Maria.
- Raoul, love me.

Good night.

Dear Mario, it's a pity you do not see
how beautiful it is.

Here people are interested in art,
not what's with us.

Sell many sculptures. I will soon earn
do to bring you here.

But learn English,
here it only matters.

Something else happened
but I will tell you later.

You should exercise yoga.

What?

Breathe.

Happiness does not come alone.

And life is full of beautiful things.

For example, look there.

Did you see that you have a broken belt?

Hold.

- Are you gay?
- What?

You have to take care of it yourself,
and I'm looking for a job, p jd .

You will certainly find him.

- Good luck!
Thank you.

Come, children, we will find dad.

From 5 months, add vitamin D,
good for teeth.

What kind of diapers do you use?

AB Nats absorb more moisture
and do not harm the environment.

Let us not deceive myself of a woman
was to stay home with children?

We work and earn more than men.
If we have m.

I can not find him, right?

So why not rent it?

Children need a masculine pattern.

We have a wide offer.

And if you like children, you can
rent the same.

Wait a minute ...

Sit down!

Quote my statement and publish
it's as fast as possible.

Hi, Sonya.

Looking for a job.

Really? I thought you wanted to
invited me on a date.

I also have a friend who is looking for a job.

None?

Do not buy drugs for it.

I drink from this cup!

- Lucetto, a sandwich.
Thank you.

Did you find him?

Seven dollars per hour.
Give them away to passers-by.

How much?

- How is it?
- How much do I have to pay?

How much is possible.

- What are you doing?
- Finished.

No, you do not make customers like that
Agency.

Now I work for them.
Trust me.

Rent men for single women.

Please, tell others.

For specific tasks - hanging
stitch, carrying equipment,

to care for children.

- Seven dollars?
- In an hour.

But that's not it.

What is it? Occupational protest?
Move now!

Prosciutto was tastier.

M for rent!

Patricia.

Thank you.
- Please.

Art is made of many things:
wood, trees, garbage ...

Truly glocal!

What a simple and honest person
a vortex of a big city!

I'm not just glacial,
I'm a provocateur.

It's an attempt to strip art
directed only to selected ones.

Interesting.

Art should be sold
like food in a supermarket.

- Which one would you be interested in?
- Tamt .

Champagne. Anyone happy?

Good choice.

Small, take the leaflets.
It's a chic place.

I just want some cake.

M for rent.

- I will tell my mother!
- Do you understand english?

Ciro, what does he want?

Charlene, I sold the sculpture.

For 175 dollars?
We have been staying with rent for 3 months.

We do not even have bills.

May I never know you!

Bibi, come on!

I'm not leaving anywhere.

I know, but it is full in this city
wirw.

He finally found a normal job.

Passion - it's my pay.

Vinnie sells feelings?

Today is a special day.
Should not we have been to celebrate?

Sure ...

Besides, Vincenzo is a better tattoo
from my real one.

Dad!

Happy
Birthday!

Where are you?
We've been looking for you for 3 days!

Mom!

- Who is this?
- Daddy, do not you recognize?

But there is no more.

Be so glad that I found you.

I was very worried.
I sent so many lists.

I wrote a lot to you.

Vincenzo, what are these children?
And who is she?

My cousin. She came for a bit.
I did not mention it?

I have a cake, who celebrates birthday?

- Dad!
- Dad?

In Italy, it's like that
to uncles, uncles ...

Well know.

Nice to me. My name is Charlene.
And Mrs?

- What did you say?
- Then you explained.

Who are you, what do you want?

I'm his on .

he?

It.

Let me explain.

I think she passed out.

A new dance floor!

Bring her a glass of water.

Maria ...

- Woszosz!
- That explains a lot.

Look at me!

You always have to climb so high?
I have a height.

I have amazing stories.

Francis Wallack told me
That I'm post ... anti ...

postantyawangardzist.

He wants me to go with him
to New York in the exhibition!

He? I know what he wants from you.

Do you think that he ...?

No, do not think.
But he is a great sculptor.

And what about the children, with the store?
Who will help me sew sandals?

Do sanda w!
We're going to America.

Mario, do not leave me here.
Fight for altitude.

No more artists!

I need a practical one,
helpful man!

You have not earned anything for a month!

You still owe me
10,000 dollars for a wedding.

ECONOMY ...

For what? You already have a green card!

I can not trust you.
How could I believe you?

A complete failure.

And I thought we would create a family!

The Italians supposedly look after the family.
But two?

I did not mention that I have
brother of a twin in Naples?

Sure. And this is your sick mother,
where did you spend the Holy?

- I fix it.
- You've repaired it!

You have no money or ideas.

Artists without money should
they do have ideas.

She can love!

Mom, Ciro hit me in the head!

That's all we need.

What happened?

Can

What would you do to her?

You did not ask what at school.
I got a math in mathematics.

I never had any breaks.

Come. Show.

Return to Italy?

I think I failed a bit ...

But I followed my dream.
Our.

Not mine. I did not ask you
fire curtains or dirty clay.

Do you want to have a famous daddy?

It's a matter of days, hours.

Ciro, remember the award,
which they gave me in Procida?

In total, your sculpture was
prize for participating in the lottery.

But it was a prize.

Bibi, tell how many people have come
for my last exhibition.

Omioro.

Dwanacioro.

Do you really want to marry?

He looks on these heels
like a prostitute.

If you feel better,
I have a suggestion.

Go to Italy, go anywhere,
just far away!

Is he his child?

What do you care? Get out!

Of course, his.

My name is Paul Parmisan
and take you shopping today.

Toaster Parmiego - only,

which works like a microwave.

- Care every toast from the middle.
- And from the shore.

From both sides. Tell them about it, Ivano.
Irina!

Bake without fear!
No more burnt toasts.

Any other toaster will be baked from two sides.
Who wrote this be kot?

You! Can we end? Zgodniaem.

Finally, I managed to join.

Charlene?

Have you already given this b karta?

Start over!

When will you come back to work?

Soon, Paul, promise.

In two months, be slimmer
than ever.

All say so.

And then the soup and the poo start,
and children get sober.

We have a new model
and he works for free.

Charlene, where this new sculpture,
which promised me?

This one has already lost a magical aura.

It stops bringing me luck.

I sold only 3 toasters.
Thanks Ivana.

Bring another.

Nothing will burn.

I was very cold in the winter.
I did not have anywhere to sleep.

And then she got pregnant.

When did you get married?

I just wanted to make sure
That everything is good with the child

and I came back to Italy.

Do not touch, it's a memory.

Picasso! He stopped!

Mom, let's go back home.

Come, dear. I also want to come back.

Dad!

Do not worry, we will not stay here long.

Dad! I now have an earring in my ear, like you!

This boy is probably looking for you.

Please do not interrupt!

Francis! Francis Wallack,
do you remember me?

No.

I wrote to you so many times!

I'm Vincenzo Scocozza from Procida
near Naples.

Yes...

Do not you remember me, Francis?

- What's it called?
- Ponurak.

Vincenzo calls him that,
because he's sleeping all the time.

Vincenzo is also your dad?

So we are almost sisters.

Mom!

Take away the manels, artist!

Get back to washing the dishes, palant!

Pu , I want to see the date.

Pour yourself, take your pajamas!

I'm his on .
I have the right to know.

I am also his on .

Look what you did!

It's just a cheap frame.
Pay for it.

No, it was too early.
Vincenzo!

What do you need him for?
How is the ambulance calling?

Lose a child!

You will not lose anything.

Chodmy.

Children, we're going!

Mom, take your purse?

Yes, and Nutell !

I'm sorry, I just cleaned it up
seats.

The second taxi.
Come quickly.

I have a break, want to eat dinner.

To the hospital!

Close the door.

Mom, she's cursing!

Lose a child!

Shut up. I gave birth twice
and I have never forgiven.

- To which hospital?
- Where do I know? Nearest!

I feel sick because of you.

Did he know he was married?
Say the truth!

God, it's coming out!

Of course. You did not think
That it will stay there forever?

Breathe deeply.

He knew he had a family, right?
You did not bother me!

Leave me!

You want that? Stop!
Lucetta! Ciro! Get off!

No! I swear I did not know!

Do you want to get here?

Take us to the hospital, okay?

You, Italian, you are disgusting!
I will tell Vinnie when she returns.

My mother Bibi is a chrysalis.

Give me back to me!

Is she also his child?

I've only known him for a year!

Will you close me so that I can be born?

Let me out!

No, do not go!

No, it's not his daughter.

Her father is a different man.
Besides, he is not a man anymore.

- Here?
- What?

You get out?

Mia a was going to the hospital!
Oguche?

Tickets!

Please stop!

Only you, little one, do not start!

Her water was gone.

Everything will be fine.

Bibi, do not drop!

- The city is ...
... full of gravel.

Hi! My $ 11!

He will pay when he is born.

I can not wait, I have to come back
for work!

- Are you a relative?
- No, thank God.

But you can not give me the number
family phone?

Por ?d looks complicated.

You'll pay me 11 bucks!
You stalemate!

Let me know when opening
will exceed 10 centimeters.

- How do you feel?
- As if I was expelling a watermelon!

Why you always fall in love
in dark-eyed foreigners?

I'm going to scratch them for him!

Large opening.

- Lady ... What's your name?
- I do not know.

Charlene Taylor!

Focus!

Imagine the big red sun.

I was not hurting my mind.

Italian sculptor at all times!
It's for art! Leech!

Oh, I'm sooo g ! The only sculptures
sell for my help .

And I, naive, want to come back
to Italy!

I do not see, I need to improve my glasses.

Charlene, he can not
there you are sitting for the first Communion.

You did not even get into the rent!

That's why I did not give me a phone number!

See the sound!

Oh, I'm an idiot!
Italian lover!

Give me the wrong address!

Push!

- What a small one.
- ajdak!

Dzwhile dzidia ajdak.

How sweet he is, this son of ajdak.

Such a similar ...

Maria, forgive me.

You did not reply to the letters.

It was Valentine's Day, and I was
for Tob t skni em ...

I'm getting drunk.

And ... it's gone.

I apologize for smearing
use the ink.

Give something?

- What?
- Something to eat?

Kaw asked.

But ma .

Will you be my second mother?
Because I already have two dads.

But my mother gave me poor shoes!

I never find him,
that would mass me every evening.

I'm cursed!

I sleep with men every three years
and it will happen soon.

What do the Italians have in sperm?

He must rest.

Can you ask for something?

Whose husband is the child's father?

My and hers.

The Americans lack sensibility.

Or they have too much and they're gay,
like my first husband.

But Vincenzo was charming and sexy.

The Italians are always tasteful
clothes and cars.

They are so kind ...

Not everyone.

Always eat sophisticated dishes
with exquisite sauces.

Their country has a long history,
I know about culture and literature.

Be able to appreciate beauty.

They are real gentlemen.

They have good manners, they are gallant!

Were you ever in Italy?

- Can you sow?
- Please.

Time is passing by.
We have no influence on the future.

Their future.

Child insurance,
before it's too late.

Something wrong?

All in black hair,
like a small mouse.

Thank.

Be careful, you are weakened.
You should rest for a few days.

Do you want to hold him?

Our brother.

You can stay with children
at my place.

No, thank you, after noon
we have a plane to Italy.

You're not. Ciro lose the tickets.

- What?
- You must stay.

Where are they?

It's not my fault.
I put them in my backpack.

You lose everything,
like my money.

Little m drala!

It's just a kid!

Pretty much like his dad!

I bought them for my money.

Give me the phone?

Thank.

Charlene, where is my sculpture?

When you hold it, it heats up.

It's getting hotter.

No mass will resist him.

Wanted to kill me?

I've been waiting for two days!

Happiness left me.
I'm very pissed off.

You're not going back, right?
Because you do not have this job anymore.

No, Paul, I'm sending you the sculpture.

My colleague will bring her back soon.

This is Vincenz's cousin.
Is on the way.

What? No way.

Please, this is my boss.
He will slow me down.

And tomorrow you have to pay the rent
for the last 3 months.

I can not, I have to go to the Consulate
and got new tickets.

He owes me one salary
and money for the sculpture.

I'll give you money for tickets.

Do not have any sister?
Przyjaciki?

No. I'm completely alone.

There is. Beautiful, right?

Vinnie is a real artist.

Rather an asshole!

I dry?

I called a moment ago.
I'm Mrs. Taylor.

I want to help you with Mrs. Scocozza,
I mean, Mrs. Taylor, that's it.

Oh, it's you!

You're ashamed, jet!

The Wołoszka is just coming out.
The American does not want to see you.

I understand.

Maybe the sister will give the boy?
This is my son.

Do not look at me like this.

- You know I have ...
- I know, trouble.

Superstition.
Charlene was right.

Excuse me.

My mum always takes a taxi,
when he has something heavy.

Is your mother very poor?

No, but it saves you
to buy me a new Barbie.

You can rent them for a few hours,
If you do not want them to stay the night.

M for rent.

Change three fruits and twice
Our father.

I forgive you my sins.
Go in peace.

I understand, Father, but where am I?

To which wife?
To which children?

- Now I have a czw rk .
- C ...

For all children,
and to ony - one!

I forgive you sins,
then go to the room!

Thanks to our Spędnica on Zipper,
they can change clothes everywhere.

Work coil, spit up to the evening.

You save a lot of time.

You seem to be too challenging,
you attach one strap.

It seems to you that you look
normally, you unhook one!

Cutting! "Formally", not "normally"!

You've been wrong for the fourth time.

As I am not mistaken,
if I do not have a happy sculpture?

- Who is this beckkot?
- You, as usual.

Can we end?
In about half an hour we are going live.

Is!

Kr g e, strong, beautiful breasts
give me success!

Thank God, my goddess returned.

Vincenz's cousin?

- Give me the money.
- How?

- For the sculpture.
- And pay Charlene.

Pay her when she arrives.

He can not be in the hospital,
she was born.

It's her problem.

I knew, she had not had many days
nothing in my mouth.

- What is her name?
- I do not know, you hired her.

We have live access in 25 minutes.

We do not have time or money.

Will you give me this money?

Show.

What are you doing?

- 75 ... 100 dollars a day.
- But what do you do?

There is no time to hide.

Give me peace, pay you 75 bucks a day.
We have only 20 minutes.

Are you pregnant?

It will not hurt.
Everything will be fine.

In America, people do not
arms under the arms.

It will hurt you.

Mom, Raoul have come.

Hi, Mario, I'm sorry for the delay.

Zasu these sliders.
Dress up in all parts.

You look so stupid,
as I!

We have little time, only a minute.

It's beautiful, great. Ju!

You feel really feminine,
when I'm wearing Spike on the Slider.

Move the slider.

In this way, a long spit
he turns to his knees.

I do not want to answer!
Try it!

I pray, nobody will buy them.

If you like, I can give you a little
poyczy ...

I do not detach her, I just pretend.

It's your friend, right?
I mean, sister.

We are not related,
we only have the same man.

Let's talk about something else.

I always like it.
A lot of temperament ...

Mario ...

It feels beautiful indeed.

Give me back the money!

Do not get dressed. You can use it for advertising
Ty? K's reduction.

It was not so bad, do not worry.

Cholera! 250 bucks went to collapse!

Well done, but too expensive.

You're kidding, it's a Locker for Keys
Parmiego.

Look, you're hiding the keys here from home,
from the locker in the gym, from the kochas house ...

Luca makes them especially for me.

But shoes sewn on machines
they always have a flaw.

Stitching, sewing, heels ...

That's why you do it manually.

You have been wearing this pair for 7 years and you still have to
they look great.

Four spike orders.

It's not so bad ...

I have 55 orders for sandals.

You see, 55 people want to buy
my sandals!

Not yours, hers.

- Her?
- Maria.

Give us the dimensions of the foot in the email,

and you will receive a pair of sand
for 199.99 dollars.

A special sponge that Maria sews up
to the sole, absorb the fragrance.

Let's not kid ourselves, no one wants to,
let his feet stink.

This is probably my fifth wife
he left me,

when I took off my shoes, having returned
from training.

my feet just stink.

I was not suitable for visits
in the pigsty.

It smelled cockroaches
powymiery!

Stink was that
That she left me.

Who wants to death?

When I have a bad breath,
ss mi t wk .

It's the same with a sponge!

Absorb all smells.

No more stink!

There are many reasons why
the misery is falling apart,

but the most relationships
destroys the smelly feet!

Well, with the exception of dirty underwear.

Maria is gawking.
Sometimes it happens.

Do not be made of this material!
I need a biofibre.

Went after biofibrations and more sandals.
Maria will be back soon.

It will be handmade sandals for you
from a special biofibre.

I will tell you in the meantime,
That when I was diving in the Mediterranean,

I went down to 55 meters
and I saw something across the coral reef.

These were just sponges.

Of course, 55 meters is significant
Tread depth ...

What are you doing here?

I have written to you over 20 lists,
but he did not reply to anything.

I have not received anything for 9 months.

I swear, I have even
receipt from mail.

See!

- Someone is capturing them.
- Don Peppino! ajdak!

I wrote to you from the new address,
but you did not write back.

I thought she forgot about me.

Then this little slip from Charlene ...
I thought it was a sign that I would stay here.

You must believe me.

I love you, you know that.

Had the?

So much that you slept with others?

You left me alone for three years.

Maria will be right back, you will be sitting here
and work.

we have a special biofibr, and that's something
why do I dive in the sea?

See how he has beautiful jewelry,
she did everything herself.

Please, mario, wr !

He works constantly for hours,
you would have what it was about.

Two pairs for less than $ 400,
one for 199.

If you want a tie, join
for a couple for 11 dollars,

and two ladies for free.

Pure tie,
a clean sponge - and nothing stinks!

we have many things to sell,
and that's why I'm here.

Are you hunting for bargains?

You want a watch - I will sell you a watch.

Or maybe you want the special ones
dual-function scissors?

They are not only dumb but still
dgaj.

you can take them long.

Not for sale.

Where is Maria?

Where is she fucking going?

Hello, I'm Paul Parmisan.

I hope you did not hear that.

See what you need to move,
to tell you how I love you.

You are unbridled, like a beast!

You do not know that only you really
I love?

When sculpture, always think
Only about you.

Let's go home,
to the sun.

Together...

You remember how you waited for me
on the rocks?

You brought me crazy,
lying in the sun ...

That's what you want ...

For months I've been dreaming about this moment.

I made a mistake, but what would you do
did she take my place?

You think I will take you back,
as if nothing has changed?

Charlene had just been born
your child.

You do not care about nobody
in addition to yourself!

Do you really think so?

If you do not love me anymore, kill me.

You see, but you love me!

Of course, yes.
Now freeze yourself there.

Mario, do not leave me here!

What is happening?
I heard screams.

- What is?
- What? You trust me kas .

Work for 15 hours.
I burned my hair and hurt my armpits.

Where's the biofibre?

Relax, here's the money.

It's just the price of the sculpture.
And my 100 dollars?

Do not come back tomorrow if you do not sign
with me contracts!

And that's good! Even Charlene has no contract!

You do not even have a permit
for work.

Mr. Dolcini is calling.

Come back, we have a lot of work!

No, Luca, it's not yours.

Listen, I have an idea for a new one
sand model.

We sold a few Lockers for Keys,
but did you see these sandals?

I invented them myself.

Luca, if you construct a machine,
who will do them, we will earn millions!

Yes, in the middle it has a gouge,
I will explain everything to you tomorrow.

Meet me tomorrow at 8 am.
Cool. See you later.

Would you do it?
Leave children with a stranger!

M for rent!

In a city full of wiir?

She has ideas!

Although children have a common ...

I mean, she has children with her husband.
I mean - with mine.

True, I'm right?

Be careful!

NOWO - BIOFIBRA
Waterproof, permeable to air.

Hit, stiffen.

Hold! Now here's the handle.

Take the bums from my children,
zboczecu!

Everything's okay?

- Who is this?
- This is my mother.

Charlene?

I think you're standing at traffic jams.
Do not move.

Charlene?

Yes, it's me.

We made pancakes with Nutell®.

With Nutell ...

- I left the child on the stairs.
- I will help you.

It belongs to my duties.

Bibi, there's a baby carrier on the stairs,
help you, I mean Vinnie ...

My name is Raoul.

Maria asked me,
I would take care of my children.

Give me, massage your feet.

Breathe deeply.

Very good.

Hello, Mario, I brought
your suitcase.

Thank.

Paul, you pay?

You will not believe it, but on the way
I saw biofibr in the store.

See! Be very happy.

The measuring tape has disassembled.
Get out!

Return the money whenever
I am going back to Italy, I swear.

I really need this material.

What do I care, it is!

We'll all move out soon,
because you put money into rent.

First, you stole my husband!
Then work! Now wyp at !

You left the children for this
with a stranger.

You are extremely irresponsible.

Get out immediately!
Get back to yourself!

First of all, I did not steal anything.

It's not a job, it's torture!

You can stop Vincenz.

Come, children, we're coming home.

Do you want keys from my apartment?

No, go to the Consulate.
Take care of us.

- For sure?
- Yes.

I do not want to!
I want to stay with Bibi!

Do not take her away!

It's your fault, you're mean.

Why am I so unlucky?

They are just children.

- You're from Italy?
- No, from Kuba.

That's good. It brings the røs.

They are irresponsible,
betray ony and k ami .

Eat garlic.

Daily pasta for dinner,
pasta and pasta.

And it must be al dente.

Where did I know?

It's good.

Take care of him.

Where do you get this amulet?
He comes from Tibet.

It makes you meet related souls.

Only you love me.

- Mom ...
- Do you want to pee?

No, I'm hungry.

Try to withstand.

Tomorrow in the plane, give us
as much food as we want.

But I'm hungry now.

I know...

Everything will be fine.

We have always been as good as us.

Don Peppino will help us.

It is not so bad.

He'll buy you books, and you - Barbie.

I wonder where Maria is sleeping.

I hope that the children are alright.

- What is it?
- Maria left it for you.

For your lovely feet.

- I'm pod'a.
- Nothing special.

Hello?

Charlene, do not hang up.

Vincenzo! What do you want?
I do not want to hear you!

Charlene, I know I've made a mistake,
but we now have a bigger problem.

You left me alone with the child!

Paul wants Ukraine idea
for Mary's sand.

I heard what it says about Luce.
Meet at 8am.

Which one? It's about dawn!
We will not pass it!

I know, but we have to try.
Sand y are very important to her.

Where is it now?

Maybe at the Consulate.

Get up, we have to.

Mario, I'm sorry
for what I said yesterday.

Forgive me, please!

You can stay with me
how long do you want. You have to!

I can not. I do not have money, work ...

You will have it if you hurry up.
Vincenzo is waiting for us.

Vincenzo?

We must hurry.

Luca, do you remember the Tyžka Narrower?
We've made a lot of money on him, huh?

Look what I've come up with this time.

You have to sew the sock to the sole,
and then you sew it on.

- What?
- This.

R g 5. Avenue and 13.

Step off!

Why?

I gave 50 dollars for cleaning
seats.

But this time we have money.
We will pay for cleaning.

Get out!

Well.

And then you have to sew it to it
biosilver or something like that.

Mom, you must have water.

This is a gold mine.
I invented it myself.

Not true!

Vincenzo, where did you get there?

This is my projektony project,
the fruit of the work of her life.

Charlene? She does not sew sandals.

Not Charlene! My Italian wife, Maria!

Now you have two ons?
Maria is not a cousin?

Cousin? What are you talking about?

Luca Dolcini? Let's talk.

He was squeezed at me!

I say I must!

It's disgusting!

It's not about shoes, but about culture.

How should we keep the tradition,
using machines?

And smash things out of plastic!

TDY!

Do the hegemony of men
in crafts!

There will be no progress if we do not give the field
to show off women.

Tell him that the sole from the sponge
It's your idea.

Paul told him that he had invented it himself.

I heard it from behind the window,
and you know how high it is!

I love you.
Luca, listen!

- Of course it's my idea.
- Why do I have you believe?

Luca, you do not have to listen to these crazy things.

If you invented it yourself, say
why is it the wrong fabric.

Because you need a biofabio.

Biofabio?

Yes, it's just a sample.

Biofibre. It's a biofibre.

Why do you need to use it?

How, why?
Because it comes from the Mediterranean.

I'm diving into it,
as for g bk and mam.

I found it myself, I bring it myself.

We'll make millions.

This material is very durable and ...

I was turned upside down.

Mario?

I sew sandals from my skin for many years.

However, thanks to the fact that I live
us by the sea,

I discovered the antibacterial sponge potential
Hippospongia procidense.

It contains exotoxin, which destroys
bacteria, I read about it.

I also discovered that the sponge
adapts to the shape of the foot,

so we have orthopedic footwear.

The only problem is how to protect
g bk against moisture and abrasion.

So you have to cover something with a hole.

I found biofibr for this.

Special fabric made
only here in America.

It's waterproof, but
lets out the air.

I say she is strong.

Shut up, give her a break.

Now I can finish sandals
do not worry that the sponge will wipe.

If you want to produce
these sandals, it's only in my way.

The sponge comes from the sea off the coast
Procida island from which it originated.

The sponge dries on the sun from the skins
from lemon, so it saturates its aroma.

The sole smells cinnamon.

You never know anything about the smell of foods.

Our boy is a dope!

Our products are natural
and not sensitizing.

Our apartment for the week
It will be ready.

We will all gain a little space.

You do not have to hurry.

It's probably Raoul.

No, Raoul is a cook now.
The agency has sent someone new.

Dad comes back!

What are you doing here?

Call me.
I became "I can rent".

Mom, let him stay!

At least it's not a stranger.

Okay, but first we have to
explain a few things to yourself.

- Do you want to color?
- No.

It's your pay per week.

You do not have to pay me anymore.

I stopped trusting you.
You do business with you.

Business is a business.

You'll never forgive me?

You've been renting for now.

Now I know it's my dad.

Out of the way! We have a robot!

In two days, these sponges must be
Mary in America!

This one nit! She took my home!

She ruined me.

Good day.

Don Peppino, stop thinking about Maria.
Nothing will come of it.

But, have a drink with my coffee.

It's better than nothing.

Hello?

Mario, this is Charlene. Where are you?

We are going live for 30 minutes.
We're waiting for you in the studio.

What is happening, you are still sleeping!

Well, what about sponges? we have new ones
orders and supplies.

Do not worry, I called Italy.
The sponges are on their way, they will arrive in two days.

great. Does everything play at home?

Did Vincenzo feed my husband?

Bobas pi.

- We're busy with something else.
- Very busy!

- What about the kids, are they at school?
- Yes.

I called the Agency, give us a discount.

Thank God that we have an Agency!
Otherwise I could not do it!

Mario?

No, not again!

Text: Anna Piwnicka.