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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,580 --> 00:00:14,920 CRAZY DESIRE 2 00:02:01,210 --> 00:02:02,880 - Hail Caesar! - Hail! 3 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:05,170 - Hail Caesar! - Hail! 4 00:02:06,540 --> 00:02:08,670 - Hail Caesar! - Hail! 5 00:02:10,540 --> 00:02:13,210 Hey, I want cues for all my lines, I can't remember a damn thing! 6 00:02:13,380 --> 00:02:14,960 Don't worry, Sir. 7 00:02:18,710 --> 00:02:21,790 - Hail Caesar! - Hail! 8 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,710 - "Calpurnia..." - Calpurnia! 9 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,120 - Here I am, Sir. - Concern yourself 10 00:02:33,290 --> 00:02:36,500 with the road of Antonio, once he has completed his journey. 11 00:02:36,670 --> 00:02:38,380 - "And you, Antonio..." - And you, Antonio! 12 00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:39,380 Caesar, my Lord! 13 00:02:39,540 --> 00:02:41,460 Antonio, he has the same name as you. 14 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:43,750 All the strongest men are called Antonio. 15 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,790 - Arm. - Arm? 16 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:49,210 - There's a reflection, they'll see us. Arm. - Oh, sorry... 17 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:54,580 - Hail Caesar! - Hail! - Hail! - Hail Caesar! 18 00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:58,000 Not a very imposing Caesar, is he? 19 00:02:58,580 --> 00:03:00,330 Do you think it's a good business? 20 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:02,790 How much do you think they make a night? 21 00:03:03,210 --> 00:03:04,620 Caesar returns! 22 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:10,750 To be surrounded my fat men! 23 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:13,380 - "People..." - People with smooth heads... 24 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:15,620 - "Who sleep at night." - Who sleep at night! 25 00:03:15,790 --> 00:03:17,420 Hey, is it half past 11 already? 26 00:03:17,620 --> 00:03:19,880 I think that's enough. Come on, let's go! 27 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:22,500 Such men are dangerous... 28 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,170 - We leave for the senate! - We're leaving! 29 00:03:25,420 --> 00:03:28,960 - Yes, we're leaving too. - Caesar to lead the Senate! 30 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:32,080 Caesar to lead the Senate! 31 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:34,830 Caesar to lead the Senate! 32 00:03:35,290 --> 00:03:37,920 - Perhaps now is will start to get interesting. - Yes... 33 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,380 - Who knows what will happen? - They'll stab him 23 times 34 00:03:40,540 --> 00:03:42,080 no more, no less. 35 00:03:46,420 --> 00:03:48,750 I'm back in Rome next week. 36 00:03:49,250 --> 00:03:51,710 See if you can come up with that accounting report for me. 37 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:52,710 Of course. 38 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:55,120 They could always change these roads. 39 00:03:55,290 --> 00:03:57,540 - They say that they're Roman, antique. - Exactly. 40 00:03:57,710 --> 00:04:00,120 It's about time then, isn't it? 41 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:03,170 He never wants to go dancing, always home to bed! 42 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:05,330 Antonio is the opposite: always wants to go dancing 43 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,290 and never wants to to bed. 44 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:10,250 To bed early, I mean. 45 00:04:10,580 --> 00:04:14,750 We need to lower the percentage of carbon to around 3 over 1000. 46 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:18,330 It won't be easy, there's less loss in electric ovens. 47 00:04:18,620 --> 00:04:20,290 Do you go out with Antonio often? 48 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:23,000 When he comes to Rome he always calls me. 49 00:04:23,170 --> 00:04:26,000 - What about you and Carlo? - Well, since he lives in Rome 50 00:04:26,170 --> 00:04:28,170 he never calls me. 51 00:04:28,330 --> 00:04:30,710 I had a letter written to Westinghouse 52 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:32,710 they'll send over a technician. 53 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:35,080 You know what's so great about your girlfriend? 54 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,710 Your girlfriend... your friend. 55 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:39,620 Solid thighs. 56 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:47,000 And a tight waist, though with long legs. Well done. 57 00:04:50,670 --> 00:04:52,920 - I hope I didn't offend you. - What? No, no... 58 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,330 - I thought perhaps you... - No, it's nothing. 59 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:59,290 Caesar is dead! 60 00:04:59,460 --> 00:05:02,620 I mean, Alberghetti, I hope you're not thinking of marrying her. 61 00:05:02,830 --> 00:05:05,170 Well, the thought had crossed my mind. 62 00:05:05,330 --> 00:05:07,920 Listen to me, Alberghetti: don't get married. 63 00:05:08,290 --> 00:05:11,250 Never put a woman on a sentimental level. 64 00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:13,250 Always on a horizontal level, like me. 65 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:15,000 Look at me and Silvana. 66 00:05:15,540 --> 00:05:17,460 A woman of class, no? A real lady. 67 00:05:17,620 --> 00:05:19,580 Well, she does her shopping in Paris. 68 00:05:19,830 --> 00:05:22,710 In fact, I actually met her on a plane, 69 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,960 on the way back from Paris after the phosphate symposium. 70 00:05:26,170 --> 00:05:27,880 I looked at her, she looked annoyed. 71 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,620 If a woman makes the effort to look annoyed, you know that you're in 72 00:05:30,790 --> 00:05:32,670 if you weren't, she would act indifferent. 73 00:05:32,830 --> 00:05:35,290 Classic approach, with the magazine. 74 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:39,710 She reads "Time" so must be a lady, or perhaps a mannequin. 75 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:46,460 The little window. There's nothing to see 76 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:49,540 so if she looks for a while, it means that you're in. 77 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:56,670 She looks, but not for long and removes my arm from her shoulder. 78 00:05:57,580 --> 00:05:58,670 Pardon. 79 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,250 Try again. Photography. 80 00:06:03,290 --> 00:06:06,460 Pick any photo, something insignificant... 81 00:06:07,670 --> 00:06:09,380 She looks interested. 82 00:06:11,380 --> 00:06:15,250 She doesn't remove my arm. And after 2 days... 83 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:19,580 Now we see each other, mostly when I come down to Rome. 84 00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:22,000 I set her up in an apartment on Via Giulia. 85 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:25,290 But I own the place. So it's also a little investment. 86 00:06:25,620 --> 00:06:28,330 But nothing more than that, one has to maintain a level of class. 87 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:31,460 As they say in Naples: "You scratch my back..." 88 00:06:31,580 --> 00:06:33,460 "... I'll scratch yours." 89 00:06:33,710 --> 00:06:36,080 I don't know if you've heard that before. Oh, it's spitting! 90 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:39,710 - Time for some Cha Cha Cha! - Don't you ever get tired, Sir? 91 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,710 I have Romagnol blood in my veins, we're a different kind of people. 92 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,540 For me, 4 hours of sleep is more than enough. 93 00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:55,790 Listen, you have to stop with this 4 hours of sleep lark. 94 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,040 You're a man, just like all the rest 95 00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:02,620 you should be sleeping for 8 hours, and then a quick nap after lunch. 96 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:09,830 My shoe... 97 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Come on, everyone to Brigadun! You too, Silvana. Wake up! 98 00:07:18,330 --> 00:07:19,420 We'll dance all night long. 99 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,830 Don't forget that tomorrow you have a long day ahead of you. 100 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,670 Not at all! As long as I'm organised. 101 00:07:23,830 --> 00:07:26,040 Maintain 75 km/h, leave Rome at 9:00. 102 00:07:26,210 --> 00:07:27,830 By midday I'll be in Girarrosto. 103 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:31,000 Get to Pisa at 15:00, go and pick up my son from boarding school, 104 00:07:31,170 --> 00:07:34,290 visit the leaning tower, ice creams, leave again at 16:00, 105 00:07:34,460 --> 00:07:37,540 by 21:00 I'll be in Corso Lodi. A piece of cake... 106 00:07:57,790 --> 00:07:59,960 And take it easy on the amphetamines. 107 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,120 Silly songs... 108 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:34,420 The tires now, too? Check the pressure, go on. 109 00:09:01,670 --> 00:09:03,620 Put a triangle down! 110 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,500 Teddy boys! 111 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:23,710 The youth of today... Failed generation! 112 00:09:26,830 --> 00:09:27,880 Well! 113 00:09:30,580 --> 00:09:34,040 Crazy kids, and even crazier parents. 114 00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:46,330 What are you doing? Are you crazy?! 115 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,620 No, you must be crazy. 116 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,670 - Perhaps you're bored of living. - Yes! 117 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:55,330 Ah, it's those crazy kids who almost ran me over before. 118 00:09:55,580 --> 00:09:57,500 Well, you almost ran me over as well. 119 00:09:57,830 --> 00:10:00,500 - Not very nice, is it? - You might like to play games. 120 00:10:00,790 --> 00:10:02,790 But I don't. 121 00:10:06,580 --> 00:10:10,380 What do you want? Are you going to move out of my way, or not? 122 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,670 - Well? - What kind of car is it? Bit of a rust-bucket... 123 00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:19,880 - Yeah, pretty much. - A rust-bucket worth 2 and a half million. 124 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,210 2 million too much. 125 00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:24,790 That, and I bet you have to fix the engine every time you drive it. 126 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:26,420 You think so? 127 00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:29,000 I'm a distinguished member of the Automobile Association? 128 00:10:29,210 --> 00:10:31,460 And many other things, if you catch my drift. 129 00:10:31,620 --> 00:10:32,670 "Poor people"! 130 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,380 And since I'm a distinguished member 131 00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:38,620 unfortunately that means I have to aid road users in trouble, 132 00:10:39,380 --> 00:10:41,080 and also be patient. 133 00:10:42,210 --> 00:10:43,920 - Ouch! - But not too patient! 134 00:10:44,830 --> 00:10:47,170 Come on, let's have a look. What's wrong with it? 135 00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:53,460 Ah, and I thought you stopped because of my beautiful face. 136 00:10:54,790 --> 00:10:57,040 What's wrong with this death trap? Has the engine died? 137 00:10:57,210 --> 00:10:59,330 No, the engine's running, it's the petrol we need. 138 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,830 There's a solution to everything, apart from death. 139 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,500 Bring me a container. 140 00:11:08,830 --> 00:11:10,080 Here you go. 141 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:14,880 - No, that small one will be enough. - No, this one's better. 142 00:11:17,790 --> 00:11:21,500 - Go on then. - Suck it up! It's 4-star, anyway. Tasty! 143 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,830 Easy does it! 144 00:11:28,670 --> 00:11:29,960 Excuse me. 145 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,920 Now your engine will run smoothly, your excellence. 146 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,580 Hey, come with me. I mean, please come with me, Sir. 147 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,170 I won't bother calling your "Sir" because it only tires me out, okay? 148 00:11:39,670 --> 00:11:41,420 - Poor thing... - Go on, keep going. 149 00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:43,500 You must have a horrible taste in your mouth, 150 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:44,960 I'll find something to get rid of it. 151 00:11:45,210 --> 00:11:48,080 - Picnic? - No, unfortunately I'm on a business trip. 152 00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:52,170 - No, the chocolate bar! - Ah! I thought that... thank you. 153 00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:58,460 Pay no attention to them, they're head over heels. 154 00:11:58,620 --> 00:12:00,620 You know, head over heels... in love. 155 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,750 Think I have nothing underneath? 156 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:08,540 I have my costume on, see? You dirty old man! 157 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:11,670 - You think that will that be enough? - Keep going. 158 00:12:14,210 --> 00:12:16,790 - Ah, well done! - Too much? 159 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,960 Why don't you fill up your lighters? 160 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:22,120 We don't want to get caught out again, Sir. 161 00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:23,500 Don't call me "Sir". 162 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,290 But you are a "distinguished member". 163 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,500 Don't abandon me! 164 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,670 - Get down! - Ouch! 165 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,620 - Thank you! - You're welcome, Sir, it was nothing! 166 00:12:42,710 --> 00:12:45,750 - Goodbye... goodbye! - Have a nice trip! 167 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:49,330 He gets all our pots and pans dirty and then just drives off! 168 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,960 - Bye! - Goodbye. 169 00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:58,540 "I have my costume on, I don't..." What do I care? 170 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:04,080 Were we like them at that age? I wasn't, that's for sure. Well! 171 00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:09,790 Anyway, iodine is good for my lungs. 172 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,790 # Ocean, down there # 173 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,580 # I remember once when you were # 174 00:13:16,790 --> 00:13:19,580 # nothing but a blur of love # 175 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:24,790 "Head over heels"? I will send them in the army. 176 00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:04,250 Crazy idiots! 177 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,750 And I even stopped to help them. I'll be writing to Zaccagnini! 178 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,880 Come on, Francesca, come and entertain us! 179 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,620 - Leave Piero alone, come here! - Come on! 180 00:14:19,830 --> 00:14:22,460 - I want to go and sit with Enrico, you've worn me out! - The door! 181 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,040 Jump, I'll catch you! 182 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,210 - One, two... - Here I come! Ah! 183 00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:33,000 Oops! 184 00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:43,580 - My love, did you miss me terribly? - Yes, darling, so very much! 185 00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:47,080 - I couldn't sleep for a moment. - Ah, then this must be love! 186 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,670 They're so cute together. 187 00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,880 Flavio, give me your hand! 188 00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:09,380 Hey! 189 00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:12,460 Hey! Get them! 190 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,960 Terribly sorry, I'm a member of the Automobile Association. 191 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,460 Did you see those crazy kids? They overtook me on the right, 192 00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:39,330 they're throwing girls from one car to the other... 193 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,420 I'm going to write to Zaccagnini. 194 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,580 This stretch of road prohibits the use of car horns. 195 00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:45,500 You were beeping your horn repeatedly, 196 00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:47,460 therefore I must write you a ticket. 197 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:50,460 I didn't make myself clear, I'm a distinguished member of the AA. 198 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,250 License and registration, please. 199 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,710 This will be our last weekend. It's starting to turn cold... 200 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:08,250 Thank God! I'm bored of bathing! My poor skin... 201 00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:10,250 # Winter will be back again soon...# 202 00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:12,620 I wish I was in Nairobi instead. 203 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,580 - What are you singing? - The anthem of the S.S. 204 00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:21,540 Well, you could have at least eaten something, no? 205 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,620 - Do you feel better now? - No, I'm still cross! 206 00:16:23,790 --> 00:16:26,120 I wanted supplì. It's a disgrace that they didn't have any. 207 00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:28,460 We're not in the Congo, are we? 208 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,500 I'd tell Mattei, if I were you. 209 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:35,000 - You, come with me. - Aren't we going to wait for Enrico to pay? 210 00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:37,040 He won't be paying for anything, let's go. 211 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,000 What's going on? 212 00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:41,210 Nothing, just playing a little prank on Enrico. 213 00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:44,120 - Come on, let's go. It's late! - Are we going? 214 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,790 - Waiter! The bill. - Is that everything? 215 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,040 - Of course. - 2,000 lire. 216 00:16:56,210 --> 00:16:58,170 The prices have really dropped! 217 00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:11,960 Petrol? 218 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,080 4-star. 219 00:17:16,790 --> 00:17:19,120 Get your hands off me! My friends will be here in a moment. 220 00:17:19,290 --> 00:17:22,040 - No, they already left! - Ah... 221 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,750 Hey! What are you doing?! 222 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:28,330 Thief! Thief! Stop him! Get him! 223 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,920 Not bad reflexes, eh? 224 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,290 Help! 225 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,790 Come here! Oh, my God! 226 00:17:41,330 --> 00:17:45,830 - He's... he's not moving. - He must have hit his head. 227 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,830 - He's dead! - Oh! 228 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,000 - It was you! - How is it my fault? 229 00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:54,330 - It is, you threw the broom. - I was only doing my duty. 230 00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:56,790 You were screaming "Thief! Thief!" So I intervened. 231 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,580 I have good reflexes, I'm an engineer. 232 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,580 - You killed him... - Don't talk such nonsense. 233 00:18:00,670 --> 00:18:02,250 I've never killed anyone! 234 00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:07,380 Come on, guys. We'll find something to drink down there. 235 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:09,960 And also something to eat. 236 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,580 An English sniper, how did you spot him? 237 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,290 Good shot, Lieutenant! 238 00:18:30,830 --> 00:18:32,830 I'm proud to fight alongside you, Lieutenant. 239 00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:36,580 - The shame! - How disgraceful! 240 00:18:36,830 --> 00:18:39,330 All for 2,000 lire. What does 2,000 lire matter to me? 241 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:42,170 - Then don't scream "Thief!" - He's moving! 242 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,380 He opened his eyes! 243 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:47,170 Don't crowd around, he needs air. Help me. 244 00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:50,080 Ah, Daddy! Is that you, Daddy?! 245 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,670 - Come on, help me! - What are you doing? 246 00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:56,170 Let's get him in the car. I'll take him to the hospital, right away. 247 00:18:56,580 --> 00:18:58,920 - What about the 2,000 lire? - I'll pay it! 248 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,330 There was an accident. 249 00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:06,120 You fainted. By yourself, though. By yourself. 250 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:13,750 What do you want? 251 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,670 I told you already, it was an accident! 252 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,290 It's nothing to do with me. What do you want from me? 253 00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:26,210 - Down to the right. - I have to turn here? Okay, I'm turning. 254 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:40,790 Slow... 255 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,830 Want me to slow down? Okay, slowing down. 256 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,540 - Brake. - You want me to brake? Okay, I'm stopping. 257 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,080 Here we are. 258 00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:54,380 Thanks for the ride, Sir! 259 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,170 And also for the 2 grand, of course. 260 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:13,380 - What are you doing? Calm down! - Come back, you little son of a... 261 00:20:14,290 --> 00:20:17,250 - I was only kidding! - Stop, right now! 262 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,040 Can't you take a joke? 263 00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:24,120 If it's about the 2,000 lire, I'll get it back to you. 264 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:25,540 Even with interest! 265 00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:30,420 Enrico, where have you been? You brought the police here? 266 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:34,000 - This guy can't take a joke! - Stop! 267 00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:40,080 - So he's a policeman? - Of course, he has a moustache. 268 00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:42,790 Hey, you'll get sand all over me! 269 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,290 Come here! 270 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,460 - Come on Enrico, let's swim out to sea! - Here I am! 271 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,290 You must love me if you're following me! 272 00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:50,710 - You paid the bill for us? - Come on in, Sir! 273 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,210 - Dive in! - Come out! 274 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:55,460 - This is the life! - No, Enrico! 275 00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:58,080 Feel how warm the water is! 276 00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:01,880 I always get away with a little help from our friend. 277 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,880 Come back out, if you're man enough! 278 00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:10,330 - Excellence, where are you going? - Come back! 279 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:13,750 - We were having fun! - Are you leaving us already? 280 00:21:15,790 --> 00:21:17,750 - Goodbye! - Goodbye, Sir! 281 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,750 Thanks for paying the bill, and for the ride! 282 00:22:09,380 --> 00:22:10,710 What is it? 283 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:12,790 Want some celery? 284 00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:23,500 No... that won't work. 285 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:33,080 Voilà, I knew it. 286 00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:49,250 No, the jack won't work. 287 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,540 - God damn it! - Are you getting angry? 288 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,380 Do what I do: I never get angry. 289 00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:10,620 I understand life, you see. 290 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:13,250 You know when those terrible things happen, 291 00:23:13,420 --> 00:23:15,710 and it's enough to push you over the edge? 292 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:19,580 Well, if I can fix it then I fix it, otherwise I just sleep. 293 00:23:20,670 --> 00:23:24,420 Anyway, if it can't be fixed then what's the use in getting angry? 294 00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:27,080 What do you understand at your age? 295 00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:29,710 Why? How old do you think I am? 296 00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:31,710 - 14. - Really? 297 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,540 Why not just say 10, if you're going to be like that. 298 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,210 How unpleasant. 299 00:23:37,710 --> 00:23:40,460 16... in November. 300 00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:58,330 - Have some celery. - Is there a telephone around here? 301 00:23:58,620 --> 00:24:02,540 - There's not even electricity. - There must be a town around here. 302 00:24:02,830 --> 00:24:06,620 Yes, 2 hours away by donkey. But we don't have a donkey. 303 00:24:07,170 --> 00:24:08,710 A bicycle? 304 00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:13,000 No. Ah, but we have a hopper. You know... 305 00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:17,580 But I have to get to the boarding school by this evening. 306 00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:20,080 Why don't you ask the guys for help? 307 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,040 - Ask who? Those jokers? - Yes. 308 00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:24,830 First the blonde one acts like a half-wit and then... 309 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,380 - He always acts like that. - Sooner or later it'll land him in jail. 310 00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:31,210 - Even when the military came to recruit he acted like that. - So? 311 00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:33,210 They wanted to put him in the engineers. 312 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,170 When you laugh, you look 10 years younger. 313 00:24:39,330 --> 00:24:40,710 And how old is that? 314 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:45,040 - Around forty. - Well, when I'm serious. 315 00:24:45,710 --> 00:24:49,790 - No, when you laugh. - I'm 39. 316 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:53,880 Anyway, I don't even like celery. 317 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,710 I don't even like it myself, I hate it! 318 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,420 - Then why are you eating it? - Well, since I'm like 19 feet tall, 319 00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:01,290 the celery will stunt my growth. 320 00:25:01,670 --> 00:25:03,710 Who put such nonsense in your head? 321 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,420 Some guy I was seeing for a while, he's an assistant to Luchino now. 322 00:25:08,420 --> 00:25:10,290 Okay, okay, okay, I give in. 323 00:25:12,420 --> 00:25:14,670 - Go on then, call them! - No, not now. 324 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,080 They're bathing, you know? 325 00:25:17,830 --> 00:25:20,460 - Are you any good in the kitchen? - In the kitchen? - Yes! 326 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:22,080 - Are you crazy? - Come with me. 327 00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:25,790 - Where are you taking me? Wait! - Come on! - Where are we going? 328 00:25:26,380 --> 00:25:28,500 You're getting me all wet! 329 00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:43,540 Do they have to be in the water for much longer? 330 00:25:43,790 --> 00:25:46,120 - 24 hours. - What? 331 00:25:46,790 --> 00:25:48,710 That's how you get rid of the smell. 332 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,290 - What are you talking about? - The onions. 333 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,920 No, I meant those wretched boys! 334 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,080 Will they be bathing for much longer? 335 00:25:57,330 --> 00:26:00,040 Why? Are you bored of me already? 336 00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:03,250 No, it's nothing like that. I just have business to attend to... 337 00:26:03,420 --> 00:26:05,920 What do you do for a living? No, wait, let me guess. 338 00:26:06,750 --> 00:26:09,620 So, you have a Spyder and also an old rust-bucket. 339 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:13,330 - You're 40 years old. - 39, if you please. 340 00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:17,710 - And you have... a nice big shop! - No, I'm an engineer. 341 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,920 Antonio Berlingheri, electromechanical engineer. 342 00:26:21,210 --> 00:26:22,580 - An engineer? - Yes. 343 00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:26,290 You're a real dragon! I'm terrible at maths. How do you chop peppers? 344 00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:29,750 - Widthwise, lengthwise? - Why, do you want to eat them raw? 345 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,580 Yes, they have more flavour. 346 00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:38,250 Right. Tuna, olives, anchovies, mustard, 347 00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:42,790 celery, celery, celery, there it is. 348 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:47,170 Celery, onions, goat's cheese... 349 00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:49,330 - What are we missing? - Peppers. 350 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:50,790 Ah, that's it! 351 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,920 - That's everything, isn't it? - Yes, that's everything. 352 00:26:55,330 --> 00:26:57,790 Why don't we put a little more mustard, eh? 353 00:26:58,670 --> 00:27:00,710 It's not like I have to eat it. 354 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,620 You can eat it, and you can digest it. 355 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,380 So, do you all live together here? 356 00:27:07,540 --> 00:27:11,330 Well, we don't smell, you know. Come on, help me set the table. 357 00:27:13,670 --> 00:27:17,080 I had to leave the water first so I have to set the table. 358 00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:18,670 Why? Were you cold? 359 00:27:18,830 --> 00:27:23,420 No, I ripped my costume on a rock. Come on, give me a hand. 360 00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:26,330 So half my bum was showing, ha! 361 00:27:26,460 --> 00:27:28,920 - Do you have a speech impediment? - Ah, you noticed? 362 00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:31,920 Yes, I know, I can't pronounce my "S" s. 363 00:27:32,540 --> 00:27:35,540 Sassolino of Sassari. 364 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,380 Well? Am I good in the kitchen or what? 365 00:27:40,290 --> 00:27:42,500 - Would you marry me? - What? 366 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:48,830 - I asked if you would marry me. - Me? 367 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,290 That's 3 over 1,000, do you see? 368 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:06,040 My wife. 369 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:10,790 - Okay? A loss of 3 over 1,000. - Right... 370 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,420 Besides, all we need do is investigate here. 371 00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:19,500 - What are you laughing at? Wouldn't you marry me? - Yes, of course! 372 00:28:19,670 --> 00:28:22,250 We can have our honeymoon at Disneyland. 373 00:28:23,460 --> 00:28:25,830 - You really think I'm a child, don't you? - You're 15. 374 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,170 16. One-six! 375 00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:31,710 Close your eyes. 376 00:28:35,210 --> 00:28:36,380 Here. 377 00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:39,920 Imagine I'm a lady, okay? Seeing that you don't like girls. 378 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:43,790 - Come on, close your eyes. Close them! - Alright... 379 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:50,120 A woman, the kind you probably date, around 26 or 28 years old. 380 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:53,830 - Can you smell my perfume? - Yes, it smells like onions. 381 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,750 Stop messing around, you're annoying me. 382 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,580 Anyway, our secret date... 383 00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:01,880 In order to deceive my husband I have platinum blonde hair. 384 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,250 I take off my furs, my veil... 385 00:29:05,420 --> 00:29:07,670 - Your veil? - Well, I'm am almost 30. 386 00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:11,000 Advancing, mysterious and mischievous, I take off my gloves. 387 00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:15,580 I come closer, hug me, kiss me, I'm yours... 388 00:29:17,830 --> 00:29:19,670 Hug me, kiss me! 389 00:29:20,710 --> 00:29:23,540 - What do you feel? - Well, nothing in particular. 390 00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:26,290 Ah, thank goodness. So he's not... 391 00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:27,750 No, he's not. 392 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:31,670 - This is Piero, have you two met? - A pleasure. 393 00:29:34,620 --> 00:29:38,080 - Guys, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Berlingheri. - Time to eat! 394 00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:40,210 - Hello, guys. - This is Antonio. 395 00:29:40,290 --> 00:29:43,380 Ah, "Dr. Antonio"! From the soap opera? Is that you? 396 00:29:43,540 --> 00:29:45,750 - No, that's not me. - You'll eat something today... 397 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,460 - Nice to meet you, Berling... - Are we eating? 398 00:29:47,540 --> 00:29:49,210 My darling! 399 00:29:49,670 --> 00:29:51,330 Is the food ready? 400 00:29:51,580 --> 00:29:54,210 - I'm not eating. - No, you should eat. 401 00:29:55,290 --> 00:29:56,500 I don't feel like it. 402 00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:58,750 I've made a salad that you'll love. 403 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,210 - The nice gentleman helped me. - A pleasure, Berlingheri... 404 00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:04,290 - When are you changing boyfriend? - What did you put in it? 405 00:30:04,460 --> 00:30:06,960 The doctor told me to avoid carbohydrates. 406 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,460 - Then put some arsenic on her plate. - Stop it! 407 00:30:09,620 --> 00:30:13,040 Everything in there is really healthy: potatoes, onions, radishes, 408 00:30:13,210 --> 00:30:15,960 goat's cheese, olives and peppers, really healthy stuff. 409 00:30:16,380 --> 00:30:19,120 - This summer... - We'll be heading straight to the hospital... 410 00:30:19,290 --> 00:30:19,960 Well?! 411 00:30:21,330 --> 00:30:25,500 Listen, when someone older than you says hello, you answer him 412 00:30:25,670 --> 00:30:28,710 and then introduce yourself. This is how one is supposed to behave. 413 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,330 You get angry about everything! 414 00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:34,380 Very well, I'll introduce myself. Sammy Davis Senior. 415 00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:36,960 - A pleasure. - That's right, Sammy Davis has a white father. 416 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,170 Me. And I taught him everything! 417 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,620 - That's nice. - You just don't like young people. 418 00:30:51,790 --> 00:30:54,580 - Not particularly. - You're against the youth of today, aren't you? 419 00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:56,540 Even you must have been young once, 420 00:30:56,710 --> 00:30:58,620 probably a naughty little boy, too... 421 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:02,920 - Yes, but a long, long time ago! - Come on, be quiet! 422 00:31:04,210 --> 00:31:07,750 He helped us out this morning and we drained all his petrol 423 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,500 now his car is stuck in the sand, we should be helping him. 424 00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:13,540 - Come on guys, let's go! - Thank you. - Ah, no... 425 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:17,380 Speaking of draining, how are we for whisky? 426 00:31:17,790 --> 00:31:20,210 We're down to the last reserves, we'll have to slow it down a bit. 427 00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:23,920 Did you hear that, Sir? We don't drink much... say, 3 litres? 428 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,460 I see. 429 00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:28,920 Will that be enough? Come on then, let's go! 430 00:31:29,290 --> 00:31:33,750 So we've offended you, have we? What do you take us for, students? 431 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:37,920 We'll help you get the car out 432 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,380 and you can go into the town and buy the whisky 433 00:31:40,540 --> 00:31:43,500 then we can all sit down and drink it together, like good friends. 434 00:31:43,790 --> 00:31:46,620 - Deal? - Okay, let's go. 435 00:31:47,210 --> 00:31:50,460 The advantages of friendship, always a good source for whisky! 436 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,250 - Is it very heavy, Sir? - Easy, take it easy. 437 00:31:56,210 --> 00:31:58,790 Come on, push! 438 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,540 - Will you buy me a packet of Marlboro? - One for me, too. 439 00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:02,750 Alright, alright. 440 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,620 - Sir, see if you can find that Diamonds album... - Quiet! 441 00:32:06,790 --> 00:32:08,380 - The new one! - Okay, okay... 442 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,540 Two packets of Kent for me, and also a copy of Annabella. 443 00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:15,290 - I'd like a copy of Annabella too! - You can get me a sexy blonde, Sir! 444 00:32:16,330 --> 00:32:20,580 - Come on, push! There you go. Goodbye! - Don't forget! 445 00:32:21,290 --> 00:32:23,620 - The whisky, too! - I've got it! 446 00:32:29,670 --> 00:32:34,420 Wait for your whisky. Poor fools, why would I ever go back there? 447 00:32:35,170 --> 00:32:37,710 "Half my bum was showing..." What a way to talk! 448 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,330 I can pronounce my "S"s right, can't I? 449 00:32:40,670 --> 00:32:42,670 Sassolino of Sassari! 450 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,790 Subsequently! Well, mine are perfect. 451 00:32:50,460 --> 00:32:52,420 Hey, where did you two come from? 452 00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:55,670 We've come to keep you company, Tonino, otherwise you'll get bored! 453 00:32:55,830 --> 00:32:57,830 I heard you talking to yourself, too. 454 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,000 - So you don't trust me, then? - No. We're terrible, aren't we? 455 00:33:01,290 --> 00:33:04,210 - What do I know. - Also, we have to help you pick out the whisky! 456 00:33:04,380 --> 00:33:06,710 Who knows what kind of cheap brand you might come up with? 457 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,750 Also, I had to make out with Piero. 458 00:33:10,790 --> 00:33:14,580 Sir, I beg you, please put a little music on for us, otherwise I'll die! 459 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:15,750 Yes, Ma'am. 460 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:22,790 Hey, this guy travels incognito! It's Chief White Feather! 461 00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:26,920 What are you doing? Put that back, right now! 462 00:33:30,580 --> 00:33:32,460 - Did you hear me? - I'm Moon Beam, your squaw! 463 00:33:32,620 --> 00:33:33,790 Put it back, right now! 464 00:33:35,830 --> 00:33:39,250 Are you going to put it back? It's a present for my son. 465 00:33:39,420 --> 00:33:41,420 I'm taking it to the boarding school. 466 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,080 And I'm already late, damn it! 467 00:33:44,250 --> 00:33:47,500 - You have a son? You're married. - No, we're separated. 468 00:33:47,790 --> 00:33:51,170 Aren't you ashamed to keep your kid locked up in a boarding school? 469 00:33:51,540 --> 00:33:53,380 My son is very happy. 470 00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:03,290 I've spotted him already, my little rascal. 471 00:34:03,460 --> 00:34:06,040 - He's the second one in the third line. - No, yours is 472 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:08,040 the third one in the second line. 473 00:34:08,210 --> 00:34:11,290 You're right. They're all dressed alike, it's confusing. 474 00:34:11,540 --> 00:34:14,000 - Berlingheri! - Yes, Mother. 475 00:34:14,790 --> 00:34:17,620 - Hi, Maurizio. - Your father is here. 476 00:34:18,330 --> 00:34:20,750 - Yes, Mother. - You may kiss your father. 477 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,210 How are you? 478 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,830 Good, the food is excellent, I'm studying hard 479 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,000 and in my free time I like to play outside with the ball. 480 00:34:29,210 --> 00:34:32,290 Excellent, the next time I come I'll bring you a nice new ball. 481 00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:34,290 Oh, yes please, Father. Thank you. 482 00:34:34,580 --> 00:34:38,540 We will be putting on a small play, and he has been given the part of 483 00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:41,380 an Indian Chief, converted by missionaries 484 00:34:41,540 --> 00:34:43,920 who gets his head chopped off. 485 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:48,290 So the little one would need a nice headdress or even a Tomahawk. 486 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,790 - A...? - It's an Indian axe. 487 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,250 Ah, yes, of course. 488 00:34:52,420 --> 00:34:55,250 Then I'll bring you a nice Indian headdress, with all the feathers. 489 00:34:55,420 --> 00:34:57,040 - Thank you, Father. - Can I give him a kiss? 490 00:34:57,210 --> 00:35:00,000 - Of course. - Bye, Maurizio, be a good boy. 491 00:35:00,460 --> 00:35:02,080 Off you go, Berlingheri. 492 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:10,830 What does a 9-year-old child know about happiness, anyway? 493 00:35:14,670 --> 00:35:17,960 Hey! That's enough. Enough now, okay? 494 00:35:19,710 --> 00:35:21,710 Hey, watch the road! 495 00:35:31,790 --> 00:35:34,330 Can I help you? Is it for your daughter? 496 00:35:34,540 --> 00:35:37,170 - Eh? No, no. I was just looking... - Please... 497 00:35:37,330 --> 00:35:40,250 - Are they resistant on the back? - Oh, guaranteed, Sir. 498 00:35:40,420 --> 00:35:42,000 Just... just the bottom? 499 00:35:42,170 --> 00:35:45,580 - Sorry? - Do you just want the bikini bottom or also the bra? 500 00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:48,500 Oh, Tonino, how lovely! Are you buying me a costume? 501 00:35:48,670 --> 00:35:52,040 No, this is monstrous, this is awful, this is worse. 502 00:35:52,170 --> 00:35:56,210 Let's see over here. Let's see... no, horrible! 503 00:35:56,920 --> 00:36:00,540 This... this one! This one isn't bad, don't you think? 504 00:36:00,710 --> 00:36:03,290 This is less horrible. What do you expect from this stuff? 505 00:36:03,460 --> 00:36:08,830 Do you like it? Say, how do I look? Do you like it? Thank you. 506 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:13,500 Look what Tonino bought me! 507 00:36:14,210 --> 00:36:16,960 - Better get the bra as well. - Yes... 508 00:36:17,170 --> 00:36:19,290 - How much is that? - 9,000. 509 00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:28,710 God, it's so late. I'll drop everything off. 510 00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:31,040 Whisky, bathing costumes... 511 00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:33,960 I hope I make the boarding school before it closes. 512 00:36:34,330 --> 00:36:35,710 Jesus, I'm so tired! 513 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:48,040 It's such a hard seat back there, my bum is all numb. 514 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,620 - Did you take that shirt to the dry cleaner's? - Why? 515 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,080 Looks like it shrunk in the wash. 516 00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:10,040 - What are you doing? - Drive, drive! 517 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:31,000 - Hey, follow it into the curves. - Yeah, follow yourself... 518 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,420 140! 519 00:37:43,710 --> 00:37:46,880 Sparkling paintwork, top of the range performance. 520 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,880 It can reach 185km/h in a matter of... 521 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:53,880 That doesn't interest me. I never exceed 100km/h on principle. 522 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:30,750 150! 523 00:38:31,750 --> 00:38:35,960 This is how fast James Dean was going when he died. I love it! 524 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:42,920 WELL-KNOWN MILAN ENGINEER DIES IN SPYDER SMASH 525 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,420 MAYOR EXPRESSES HIS SORROW 526 00:38:47,210 --> 00:38:49,380 The Mayor, though... 527 00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:07,960 You can slow down, Tony, we're here. 528 00:39:24,790 --> 00:39:26,880 Damn, what took you so long? 529 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,710 Hey, what can I do? Our friend likes to drive carefully. 530 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:33,540 Francesca! 531 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,000 Come on. 532 00:39:48,210 --> 00:39:51,420 - Did you bring me my Marlboros? - A copy of Annabella? 533 00:39:51,580 --> 00:39:53,620 What about my sexy blonde? 534 00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:58,670 - And the Kents? - Here you go. - Thanks. 535 00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:02,170 - Hey, there isn't enough food here. - Bon appetit! 536 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,460 - Can you pass me the bread? - Shall we eat in the bed together? 537 00:40:08,670 --> 00:40:12,250 - Sit down Tonino, eat. - Okay, but only for 5 minutes. 538 00:40:13,380 --> 00:40:16,210 Smoked, too spicy for me. 539 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:21,250 I am rather hungry Understandable, after that drive... 540 00:40:21,540 --> 00:40:24,540 - I don't feel like it. - Just a little. 541 00:40:24,750 --> 00:40:27,750 - Ah, come on, eat a little. - Okay, just a little. 542 00:40:28,210 --> 00:40:30,580 Mustard, please! In the air...! 543 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:32,880 And caught! 544 00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,670 - It's good! Above all, very fresh. - Come on, eat! 545 00:40:35,830 --> 00:40:38,500 Natural foods are always the best, aren't they? 546 00:40:40,210 --> 00:40:42,210 Maria Grazia, can you pass me some bread? 547 00:40:46,210 --> 00:40:49,500 Well done, well done, well done Antonio. 548 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:56,000 - What do you want from me now? - Peppers? 549 00:40:56,170 --> 00:40:59,250 - What about your gastritis? - You're the one who has gastritis. 550 00:40:59,420 --> 00:41:02,880 They're just messing with you, don't you get that, idiot? 551 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,250 You're the idiot. I'm sure they find me very friendly. 552 00:41:06,620 --> 00:41:09,290 You're only hanging around because you like that girl. 553 00:41:09,460 --> 00:41:12,880 Who? Francesca "One-six"? I really don't see it. 554 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,880 - Then why are you making her drink? - Because she's thirsty. 555 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,790 And in the car? Her legs, her naked belly? 556 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:22,960 Indifferent. Don't forget that I've seen my fair share of bellies. 557 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:25,120 - Listen, Antonio... - Tonino. 558 00:41:25,290 --> 00:41:28,920 My name is Tonino. Actually, Tony. You're Antonio! 559 00:41:31,460 --> 00:41:33,620 Tonino, what are you doing? Sleeping? 560 00:41:33,790 --> 00:41:36,080 No, of course I'm not sleeping. Are you kidding? 561 00:41:36,380 --> 00:41:39,420 As soon as I sit at the table I lose my appetite and start feeling tired. 562 00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:42,460 Then I go to bed and can't sleep because I'm hungry again. 563 00:41:42,670 --> 00:41:45,750 - Who knows what's wrong with me... - Eating is so boring. 564 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:49,330 One day you'll all realise the true joys of life, a good table of food. 565 00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:51,710 Did you know that there are primitive people 566 00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:55,000 for which eating is considered disgusting, it's considered a shame. 567 00:41:55,170 --> 00:41:58,380 - No... - Of course! They have to hide just to eat. 568 00:41:58,620 --> 00:42:02,290 Then, in broad daylight, they do things that would make us ashamed. 569 00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:04,620 You call that primitive? 570 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:06,880 Well, I might be a traditionalist, 571 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:08,920 but for some things... love, for example 572 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:11,620 I prefer being away from prying eyes. 573 00:42:12,250 --> 00:42:15,040 Not like those two over there. Are they at least engaged? 574 00:42:15,250 --> 00:42:17,210 Yes, of course. He's engaged to her cousin 575 00:42:17,380 --> 00:42:20,250 and she's engaged to a guy who serves in the army at Pavia. 576 00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:23,460 Toto and Tata, behave yourselves! The gentleman is watching you. 577 00:42:23,710 --> 00:42:24,960 And he deplores you. 578 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,830 Hey, listen, instead of deploring us 579 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,120 why don't you... lose that moustache? 580 00:42:30,420 --> 00:42:33,580 Don't you know that a man with a moustache possesses little... 581 00:42:33,790 --> 00:42:36,790 "Personality... Personality..." 582 00:42:37,290 --> 00:42:40,580 - Who says so? What about Stalin? - Or Hitler. 583 00:42:40,750 --> 00:42:45,790 All you talk about is Stalin, Hitler. Let's talk about Sinatra! 584 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,960 There are also hygienic reasons, too. 585 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,790 The moustache, for example, catches perspiration in the summer, 586 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,460 and cold microbes in the winter. 587 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,830 You're a real poet, you know that? 588 00:42:56,460 --> 00:42:58,620 What do you think, do you like them? 589 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,210 I don't know, perhaps you should lose it. 590 00:43:01,380 --> 00:43:04,250 Don't you think you'd look better without? 591 00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:09,250 Ugh! I told you, we're just friends. 592 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:12,880 - Perhaps now would be the time to get a little closer. - No, no way. 593 00:43:13,420 --> 00:43:17,250 If someone was acting like this with your sister, what would you say? 594 00:43:17,420 --> 00:43:19,000 - What do I care? - Oh, good... 595 00:43:19,170 --> 00:43:21,500 Marina, what are you always writing? A diary? 596 00:43:21,670 --> 00:43:23,710 - No, my sins. - What sins? 597 00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:27,670 Mine. Since I have a short attention span 598 00:43:27,830 --> 00:43:32,000 sometimes things happen to me and then, when I go to confession 599 00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:35,620 I can't remember anything. This way if anything happens to me 600 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,920 I write it all down, that way I remember. Good, isn't it? 601 00:43:39,170 --> 00:43:41,210 And the china-girl? Wasn't she supposed to come with Gibì? 602 00:43:41,380 --> 00:43:42,290 She's not coming, 603 00:43:42,460 --> 00:43:44,830 but if she was then you better stay far away from her. 604 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,580 The china-girl is mine. 605 00:43:46,750 --> 00:43:49,040 What do you mean, I knew her first. 606 00:43:49,290 --> 00:43:53,290 Anyway, I'm very nice, that's what she told me. 607 00:43:53,670 --> 00:43:56,330 - Will you stop that? - Saint Francesca... 608 00:43:56,620 --> 00:43:59,920 Calm down, we all know that the only one she has eyes for is me. 609 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,210 Enough! 610 00:44:01,380 --> 00:44:03,120 - Ridiculous! - She's not coming anyway. 611 00:44:03,290 --> 00:44:05,670 Do you know the joke about the family of vampires? 612 00:44:05,830 --> 00:44:08,250 No. A joke? Let's hear it... 613 00:44:08,620 --> 00:44:13,080 Dracula says to his son: "Drink your soup, otherwise it'll clot." 614 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:21,000 But that's disgusting. If I may, I'll tell one myself 615 00:44:21,290 --> 00:44:23,330 though mine is slightly different: it's clean. 616 00:44:23,830 --> 00:44:25,710 Anyway, how did it go... 617 00:44:29,170 --> 00:44:30,960 - Alberghetti! - Yes? 618 00:44:31,330 --> 00:44:34,170 - Have you heard the one about the jam? - No, go on. 619 00:44:34,830 --> 00:44:38,460 It's a good one. A man goes into a grocery store and says: 620 00:44:39,580 --> 00:44:42,790 "Give me a jar of Stripe Jam." "I'm sorry", the shopkeeper replies. 621 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,830 "We don't have it in stripes, just plain." 622 00:44:46,710 --> 00:44:48,750 That's good, that's a good one! 623 00:44:50,170 --> 00:44:53,040 At the grocery store a man asks for a jar of jam. 624 00:44:53,210 --> 00:44:56,880 And the shopkeeper says: "I'm sorry, we only have it in stripes." 625 00:44:58,620 --> 00:45:02,000 No, I made a mistake. I forgot the most important thing. 626 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:05,790 A man goes to the grocery store and asks for a jar of Stripe Jam. 627 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:09,540 And the shopkeeper says: "We don't have Stripe Jam, just stripes." 628 00:45:09,710 --> 00:45:10,500 Wait... 629 00:45:11,380 --> 00:45:14,380 No, no. Ignore that last one. 630 00:45:15,830 --> 00:45:18,420 A man asks a the shopkeeper for a jar of Stripe Jam 631 00:45:18,580 --> 00:45:19,670 and the shopkeeper replies... 632 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:24,880 Yes, that's it. The shopkeeper says: "We don't have any Stripe Jam..." 633 00:45:26,580 --> 00:45:28,750 A man goes into the grocery store and asks: 634 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,880 "Do you have a jar of Stripe Jam?" 635 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:31,960 "No", says the shopkeeper, 636 00:45:32,170 --> 00:45:33,790 "No Stripe, but we do have it in stripes." 637 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,420 "We only have plain!" We only have plain! 638 00:45:37,460 --> 00:45:40,920 - Wow, really? - That was terrible. 639 00:45:41,540 --> 00:45:42,960 It's old, too. 640 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,880 They told that one to Godfrey of Bouillon 641 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,500 and it was so bad that he went off to fight the Holy Wars 642 00:45:47,670 --> 00:45:49,580 and never came back. 643 00:45:51,460 --> 00:45:53,120 Everyone out, come on! 644 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,290 Francesca, I should get going. 645 00:46:10,670 --> 00:46:13,880 Hold on, don't you want to see the costume that you bought for me? 646 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,620 Oh, you naughty old man! 647 00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:34,830 Too skinny, you can see her ribs. 648 00:46:35,580 --> 00:46:38,120 A herring, a sardine. 649 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:47,500 How do I look? Do you like it? 650 00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:52,960 Well, what do you think? 651 00:46:53,170 --> 00:46:55,500 It seems a little loose here, don't you think? 652 00:46:55,670 --> 00:46:56,790 - Loose? - Just a little. 653 00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,000 - Where? - Well, the water will make it tighter. 654 00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,380 Francesca. 655 00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,040 - Where are you going? - Outside, with the others. 656 00:47:09,290 --> 00:47:12,920 - No, stay here with me for a while. - Sorry but weren't you in a rush? 657 00:47:13,170 --> 00:47:17,210 No, no. I'm not in a rush. And anyway, as you saw before... 658 00:47:17,380 --> 00:47:19,540 With my car I can do 160 km/h. 659 00:47:19,710 --> 00:47:21,500 Ah, well then... 660 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:25,210 Shall we listen to some music. Put something on the record player? 661 00:47:27,170 --> 00:47:29,420 How the hell does this thing work? 662 00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:54,750 When it gets to this part it makes me want to cry. 663 00:47:56,460 --> 00:47:57,830 Why? 664 00:47:58,420 --> 00:48:00,080 I like it so much. 665 00:48:00,710 --> 00:48:03,500 I like you, too. I like you a lot, Francesca. 666 00:48:03,670 --> 00:48:06,710 You're beautiful, desirable... I like you. 667 00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:12,120 I'm a monster. My face is a mess. I eat too much, and it shows. 668 00:48:12,460 --> 00:48:14,620 - What's my tongue like? - Beautiful, 669 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:18,330 just like the rest of you. You're extraordinary. 670 00:48:21,380 --> 00:48:22,960 What are you laughing at? 671 00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:27,420 Tonino, you've gone all cross-eyed! 672 00:48:27,580 --> 00:48:29,920 Anyway, why don't you cut it out? 673 00:48:30,250 --> 00:48:31,620 Who do you take me for? 674 00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:33,290 First you flirt with me and then... 675 00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:35,500 do you think I'm one of your kids out there? 676 00:48:35,670 --> 00:48:36,960 I'm a man. 677 00:48:37,750 --> 00:48:38,790 Come here. 678 00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:45,420 Come here. Ah! God damn cigarette! 679 00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:49,750 - Oh, poor Tonino, did you hurt yourself? - No. 680 00:48:51,290 --> 00:48:53,080 - Your hair, Francesca... - Movie. 681 00:48:53,250 --> 00:48:55,290 - Your hair... - Movie. 682 00:48:59,250 --> 00:49:00,790 Movie. 683 00:49:05,670 --> 00:49:08,710 What am I doing here? 10,000 for a bathing costume. 684 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:13,500 The petrol, the hotel bill, another 10,000 lire on whisky, 685 00:49:13,670 --> 00:49:16,830 whisky I haven't even touched yet. Actually, I'll drink some now. 686 00:49:17,380 --> 00:49:20,830 I'm throwing away a lot of money. Best to just leave. 687 00:49:21,420 --> 00:49:24,040 Don't go any further, otherwise you're out of focus. 688 00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:27,290 - Enrico, Veniero, lift her up! - Come on, quickly, let's go! 689 00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:29,250 - Hold her legs. - Is that okay? 690 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,710 Quickly. Come on, a little higher, that's it, good. 691 00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,420 - Go on! - More sensual, moisten your lips. 692 00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:38,460 Completely awful, don't you think? 693 00:49:38,620 --> 00:49:40,920 - The worst actors I've ever seen. - Marina is so wooden. 694 00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:43,170 - Hey guys, our friend is leaving! - Get him! 695 00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,620 He's leaving for the Holy Wars! 696 00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:50,000 Sir, wave "bye bye" to the camera. 697 00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,670 - Let's make him act out a love scene! - Yes! 698 00:49:53,830 --> 00:49:55,710 Come on, Sir, it'll be quick! 699 00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,290 - Come on, let's go! - Get off me. 700 00:49:57,500 --> 00:50:00,290 - With that face? - I find his face to be quite nice. 701 00:50:00,460 --> 00:50:02,790 Yes, of course. Not ugly, but... 702 00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:04,880 He has something of Marlon Brando in him. 703 00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:06,670 Yes, the same shoes! 704 00:50:06,830 --> 00:50:09,830 Take your positions for the love scene, Marina and Marlon Brando! 705 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,830 Are you going to let go of me or not? Get off me! 706 00:50:13,580 --> 00:50:17,080 - Down, down, roll in the sand. - Like in "From Here to Eternity". 707 00:50:17,250 --> 00:50:19,620 - No, I'll do it. - No, I want to do it. 708 00:50:19,790 --> 00:50:22,830 - I'm better at love scenes. - Yes, Francesca is better. 709 00:50:23,580 --> 00:50:25,750 Don't worry, Marina, you can practice on me later. 710 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:29,080 Come on, Francesca, you look like a puppet standing there! 711 00:50:29,330 --> 00:50:31,460 Veniero, give that cane to the gentleman 712 00:50:31,620 --> 00:50:33,710 he whips Francesca, she gives in, then they kiss. 713 00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:36,620 I'll give it to him, but a stick from a birch tree would be better. 714 00:50:37,170 --> 00:50:39,580 - Why? - I get flogged quite often 715 00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:42,670 and it's always with sticks from a birch tree. 716 00:50:43,210 --> 00:50:45,000 Get back to nursery school, you... 717 00:50:45,170 --> 00:50:47,790 Everyone out of the shot! Sir, you have to whip Francesca. 718 00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,040 - Get down! - Stop messing around, guys. 719 00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:54,420 - Yes, really whack her hard! - Out of the way! Ready? 720 00:50:54,670 --> 00:50:58,330 - Go on, hit her! Hit her! - I really will hit her! 721 00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:00,620 - Harder! - Harder! 722 00:51:00,790 --> 00:51:03,250 No, with feeling! I want to see the hate in your eyes! 723 00:51:04,750 --> 00:51:08,540 Grab his arm, implore to him! Whip her slowly, Sir! 724 00:51:08,750 --> 00:51:11,170 - Take that! - You're suffering, in unbearable pain! 725 00:51:11,380 --> 00:51:13,670 A scream! Okay, stop! Now, kiss! 726 00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:23,580 - Kiss, kiss... ah, there you go. - That's it! That's it! That's it! 727 00:51:28,580 --> 00:51:31,580 Oh, we're out of film, what a shame! 728 00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:35,250 This is the kind of thing they censor. 729 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,040 Swimming. 730 00:51:44,580 --> 00:51:47,420 Swimming, everyone in the water! 731 00:51:50,790 --> 00:51:53,540 Tonino, are you coming? Come on! 732 00:51:54,460 --> 00:51:56,250 Yes, swimming straight after eating, 733 00:51:56,460 --> 00:51:58,120 with all those peppers in your stomach. 734 00:51:58,290 --> 00:52:01,540 - What about a costume? - Inside, we have thousands! 735 00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:13,210 Who started this swimming craze? 736 00:52:20,460 --> 00:52:22,290 Watch out for Veniero! 737 00:52:46,790 --> 00:52:49,580 Jesus! This isn't warm at all, it's freezing! 738 00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:54,290 - Come on, Tonino! Come on! - I'm coming, I'm coming! 739 00:52:57,380 --> 00:52:58,670 Wait for me! 740 00:53:01,210 --> 00:53:03,250 This must be 50 below freezing! 741 00:53:04,210 --> 00:53:06,710 Hey, you look good with wet hair! 742 00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:10,710 Look, he has a fringe as well! What a lovely fringe! 743 00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,290 - He looks just like Cleopatra! - He looks like a whale! 744 00:53:13,620 --> 00:53:17,120 - Show me how you swim, come on! - A walrus, with that moustache! 745 00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:21,620 Look at Sir go, miraculous, floating! 746 00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:24,960 # Take him to the sea... # 747 00:53:26,670 --> 00:53:28,880 Berlingheri, show us some impersonations. 748 00:53:29,290 --> 00:53:31,920 Why don't you do the baron? 749 00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:33,120 Ladies and gentlemen, 750 00:53:33,330 --> 00:53:36,500 I give you the baron, relieving himself in the sea. 751 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,830 Now watch how the aristocrat swims. 752 00:53:57,290 --> 00:53:59,460 - How awful... - What a character! 753 00:53:59,620 --> 00:54:01,540 - How awful... - He's such a child. 754 00:54:01,710 --> 00:54:03,040 How awful. 755 00:54:03,670 --> 00:54:07,420 - How awful, how awful. - Wonderful. 756 00:54:08,380 --> 00:54:10,380 And now, your attention please! Watch, as I... 757 00:54:10,540 --> 00:54:12,670 No, that's enough! 758 00:54:12,790 --> 00:54:14,830 - First one to the rock! - Yes! 759 00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:22,000 - Come on, come on! - Toto, come on! 760 00:54:22,750 --> 00:54:24,000 Wait for me! 761 00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:34,380 At that pace, they'll be worn out in 20 metres. 762 00:54:44,750 --> 00:54:47,380 - I'm getting out. - No, come here! 763 00:54:58,080 --> 00:54:59,880 Enrico? 764 00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:09,620 Oh, God, what's this feeling? I knew it... the peppers. Stay calm. 765 00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:14,250 Inhale, exhale. It's nothing, impossible... 766 00:55:15,210 --> 00:55:18,040 What's wrong with me? No, I might drown here. 767 00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:19,790 Don't be afraid... 768 00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:21,670 Help! Help! 769 00:55:23,670 --> 00:55:24,880 Help! 770 00:55:27,290 --> 00:55:29,460 Hel... help! 771 00:55:31,620 --> 00:55:33,170 I'm drowning, I'm an engineer! 772 00:55:35,210 --> 00:55:36,500 Help! 773 00:55:37,750 --> 00:55:41,460 Interesting, I've never watched an engineer die before. 774 00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:43,580 I'm drownin... 775 00:55:50,790 --> 00:55:53,380 ENGINEER BERLINGHERI PERISHES AMONG THE WAVES 776 00:55:53,580 --> 00:55:55,580 PRESIDENT BREAKS DOWN IN TEARS 777 00:56:04,790 --> 00:56:08,750 - It could have happened to me. - Well, it happened to him. 778 00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:12,460 - I know, but it could have been me. - But it wasn't. 779 00:56:12,620 --> 00:56:15,330 If it had been me, what would you have done? 780 00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:18,790 What do I know? All I know is that it didn't happen to you. 781 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,880 - I know, but it could have... - Make way, make way! 782 00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:24,000 I don't know if I have enough light. 783 00:56:24,170 --> 00:56:26,620 Now we'll film: "Death of an Engineer". 784 00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:28,500 I'll send this to the Venice Film Festival! 785 00:56:28,790 --> 00:56:31,420 - Christ, he's not dead after all! - He's alive! Tonino... 786 00:56:31,790 --> 00:56:34,210 - Chuck him back in the water. - Why? 787 00:56:34,380 --> 00:56:36,380 Well, it's like with a horse: if you fall off, 788 00:56:36,540 --> 00:56:38,670 you should get back on to overcome your fear. 789 00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:40,290 You were about to drown, right? 790 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:43,960 So we should chuck you back in the water and get you swimming again. 791 00:56:45,210 --> 00:56:46,460 What? 792 00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,170 Go to hell, idiot! 793 00:56:52,670 --> 00:56:54,330 Did you hear that?! 794 00:56:54,580 --> 00:56:56,960 Give me a hand, let's get the survivor away from the water. 795 00:56:57,290 --> 00:57:00,420 # It's the cha cha cha of the drowned man # 796 00:57:01,250 --> 00:57:06,040 # who told us to... go to hell! # 797 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:42,330 - What are you doing? - A nice little dance I learned. 798 00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:44,710 - A vulgar little dance, you mean. - No... 799 00:57:46,750 --> 00:57:49,920 - In Saint Tropez they all do it. - Here it just looks vulgar. 800 00:57:50,540 --> 00:57:53,710 I tell you, I'm so tired of this life... 801 00:57:54,250 --> 00:57:57,920 I've tried everything, you know. Women of all races, of all ages. 802 00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:00,040 I've experienced all kinds of sensations, 803 00:58:00,210 --> 00:58:02,170 and now I just feel nothing but cold. 804 00:58:02,330 --> 00:58:05,000 Dona, you have to help me: 805 00:58:05,170 --> 00:58:06,960 Tell me that you love me. 806 00:58:07,170 --> 00:58:09,710 But you must tell me right now. You may still be able to save me! 807 00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:12,380 Say "yes" or "no", I beg you. 808 00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,580 - Listen... - Yes? 809 00:58:14,830 --> 00:58:17,580 Do you think there's some cheese left in the fridge? 810 00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:22,250 - I'm rather hungry myself. - Let's go and have a look. 811 00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:24,750 Have you ever seen black people dance? 812 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:28,120 Attention, please! Watch me do an impersonation! 813 00:58:28,290 --> 00:58:30,000 - Make us laugh! - Let's hear it! 814 00:58:30,170 --> 00:58:32,880 I'm from Milan, I'm an engineer and therefore you must respect me! 815 00:58:33,380 --> 00:58:36,170 Oh God, I'm laughing so much it hurts! 816 00:58:36,380 --> 00:58:39,250 You're an artist. I promise to come and applaud you every night. 817 00:58:39,420 --> 00:58:41,620 - Does anyone have a light? - Who has my Marlboros? 818 00:58:41,790 --> 00:58:44,290 - I have the Kents, you want one? - Who has the Marlboros? 819 00:58:44,540 --> 00:58:47,460 - Doesn't anyone has a light? - Where did those matches go? 820 00:58:47,710 --> 00:58:49,290 Who stole my lighter? 821 00:58:50,620 --> 00:58:53,380 - Where was he? - Where did you find him? 822 00:58:53,580 --> 00:58:55,750 He was outside, all alone, getting soaked. 823 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,620 Put him in the kitchen, so he dries out, 824 00:58:57,790 --> 00:58:59,920 - otherwise he'll catch a cold. - And offer him a whisky. 825 00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:02,790 - Come on, let's see some more! - Okay, guess who this is... 826 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:06,880 "Shh, shh, take it easy! Alright..." 827 00:59:07,290 --> 00:59:10,540 "Do you have a home? Then go home!" 828 00:59:10,710 --> 00:59:11,920 - I know! - Who is it? 829 00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:14,920 - Gassman! - I can't believe you got it so quickly! 830 00:59:15,580 --> 00:59:18,620 I don't look bad like this, with a half-smile. 831 00:59:19,580 --> 00:59:22,040 Of course, I've put on a little weight. 832 00:59:22,250 --> 00:59:24,040 Swelling, more than anything. 833 00:59:24,380 --> 00:59:26,540 Don't worry, it's just the sea air. 834 00:59:27,290 --> 00:59:30,580 Perhaps being so tired gives me a more interesting expression. 835 00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:35,420 - Are you feeling better, Tonino? - Me? I'm great, thank you. 836 00:59:35,580 --> 00:59:38,540 Oh, my! You have a face like a cigarette butt. 837 00:59:38,710 --> 00:59:41,120 - I wouldn't be surprised. - Drink. 838 00:59:42,670 --> 00:59:46,080 - It's nothing but whisky! - Yes, I put a little in. 839 00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:49,170 It's a pick-me-up, you lovely fool! 840 00:59:51,170 --> 00:59:52,880 "Lovely fool..." 841 00:59:54,250 --> 00:59:56,960 Francesca makes me laugh with this new adult of hers. 842 00:59:57,120 --> 01:00:00,620 - I find it a bit disgusting. - What does she see in him, anyway? 843 01:00:01,420 --> 01:00:05,250 - Well, he's not that bad. - Come on, he's falling to pieces. 844 01:00:05,420 --> 01:00:09,000 - He's ancient. - Even older than that, he's a dinosaur. 845 01:00:09,210 --> 01:00:10,420 Coffee! 846 01:00:10,710 --> 01:00:14,540 Oh, lovely Francesca... You look good with a bit of blonde. 847 01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:16,330 No, it's awful, I hate it. 848 01:00:16,540 --> 01:00:19,580 I'm never going to salon again. I'll cut it myself. 849 01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:21,830 We were just talking about your Northerner. 850 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,960 - You know, he's not that bad. - No, he's not bad... 851 01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,880 Poor thing, he's obsessed with me, what was I suppose to do? 852 01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:32,460 - Make sure you put the cups back, thanks. - Bye. 853 01:00:32,670 --> 01:00:35,460 Francesca! Come and sing us a song! 854 01:00:36,670 --> 01:00:39,460 Will you write the lyrics down for me, Marina? 855 01:01:55,790 --> 01:01:58,540 Tonino, what have you done? Did you lose the moustache? 856 01:01:58,710 --> 01:02:00,620 No, I didn't lose it. I shaved it off. 857 01:02:00,830 --> 01:02:03,170 Let's see your profile. 858 01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:08,000 No, you looked better before. Put it back. 859 01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:14,710 - It's just his face that isn't right. - And the rest. 860 01:02:20,170 --> 01:02:22,290 The china-girl's here! The china-girl! 861 01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:26,670 The china-girl's here, by beautiful yellow doll! 862 01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:28,170 Hi! 863 01:02:28,330 --> 01:02:30,170 I'll just go and grow it back. 864 01:02:31,830 --> 01:02:33,540 - Welcome. - Hi. 865 01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:37,170 - Damn, my sister is there too. - Who are they? 866 01:02:37,380 --> 01:02:39,120 People who want to be in our gang. 867 01:02:39,290 --> 01:02:41,960 - I can show her around. - You won't while I'm here. 868 01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:45,170 Do you think I should write "tour guide" on my t-shirt? 869 01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:47,670 Get under here! 870 01:02:48,540 --> 01:02:50,380 - Hey, guys! - Hi, Gibì. 871 01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:53,250 My beautiful yellow baby! 872 01:02:55,290 --> 01:02:57,380 Inside, inside! 873 01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,920 - Your annoying sister is here, too. - Shh, are you crazy...? 874 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:05,120 - Hi, everyone! - Hi, Carla, how's it going? 875 01:03:05,670 --> 01:03:06,790 Same old friends, eh? 876 01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:09,250 If you ever introduce me to one of those friends of yours... 877 01:03:09,420 --> 01:03:12,040 May I introduce the child of the orient. Francesca. 878 01:03:12,210 --> 01:03:13,170 Nice to meet you. 879 01:03:13,380 --> 01:03:15,250 - How are you, Francesca? - Hey, Gibì. 880 01:03:15,620 --> 01:03:18,210 We're just stopping by, we'll be off again once it stops raining. 881 01:03:18,380 --> 01:03:20,540 Gibì's afraid we're going to steal his china-girl. 882 01:03:20,710 --> 01:03:23,290 Gibì, are you in a hurry? Calm down, sit. 883 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:26,000 Just sit down and rest for a moment. There, that's it. 884 01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:27,830 - Take your hat off. - But I don't need to rest. 885 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:31,330 You only just got here, you can at least stay for a while. 886 01:03:34,330 --> 01:03:37,080 If not, you know what we can do? 887 01:03:37,250 --> 01:03:39,460 If you really have to go, then go! 888 01:03:39,620 --> 01:03:41,960 Just leave us with the nice oriental. 889 01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:45,920 And the other 250 million Chinese people? 890 01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:47,880 Are they as beautiful as you? 891 01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:51,040 Because, if they are, we're all leaving for China. 892 01:03:51,620 --> 01:03:53,250 Dance? 893 01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:55,830 - Dance, cha cha cha? - Cha cha cha, yes! 894 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,170 - Let's go! - Let's go and dance! 895 01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:24,460 Shall we dance? 896 01:04:28,750 --> 01:04:30,880 Listen, Francesca, when can I talk to you? 897 01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:35,670 - Ouch! Think about your steps, you squashed my foot! - Sorry... 898 01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:45,750 Oh! I absolutely have to dance the cha cha cha with out new friend. 899 01:04:54,210 --> 01:04:55,500 Whisky? 900 01:05:00,670 --> 01:05:02,580 Tonino, you drink too much! 901 01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:05,790 Me? Who do you take me for? One of those novices? 902 01:05:06,170 --> 01:05:09,830 No, no jumping, it hurts my stomach. 903 01:05:15,380 --> 01:05:17,830 - I'd love to be a man. - A man? Why? 904 01:05:18,670 --> 01:05:21,380 That way I can just go bald and not think about hair anymore. 905 01:05:21,580 --> 01:05:24,830 I could do it anyway... but my methusas wouldn't be happy. 906 01:05:25,620 --> 01:05:30,750 - What does "methusas" mean? - Methusas, Methuselahs, parents. 907 01:05:33,250 --> 01:05:35,620 - How old is your father, then? - Umm... 41. 908 01:05:38,210 --> 01:05:40,880 Almost the same age as you. So you could be my father! 909 01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:44,290 - Just imagine that! - Yes, yes. 910 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,750 Right, now it's my turn. 911 01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:08,710 Thanks. 912 01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:12,710 So, what, do you let people take your women away just like that? 913 01:06:18,460 --> 01:06:20,040 Come on, up! 914 01:06:21,620 --> 01:06:25,670 - How do you dance the cha cha cha? - Well, in a contained manner. 915 01:06:26,790 --> 01:06:28,670 Listen, darling sister, lend me 5,000 lire. 916 01:06:28,830 --> 01:06:31,920 - If it's enough, I'll get the china-girl. - I don't have it. 917 01:06:32,170 --> 01:06:33,790 Come on, don't be mean. 918 01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:36,000 I'll tell the parents that you're coming out with me 919 01:06:36,170 --> 01:06:37,880 then you can do whatever you want. 920 01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:39,830 Excuse me. 921 01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:45,460 - Well, what's he doing here? - He's a friend. 922 01:06:46,790 --> 01:06:49,670 Hey! This is my car's waterproof cover. 923 01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:52,170 Poor thing, he was outside getting soaked. 924 01:06:52,330 --> 01:06:54,960 Better your car than him, no? Come on, dance! 925 01:07:00,380 --> 01:07:02,460 Who turned it off?! 926 01:07:17,750 --> 01:07:20,040 Are you coming to the Shaker with me tomorrow night? 927 01:07:20,210 --> 01:07:23,500 No, I'm tired of this life. I want to leave tomorrow. 928 01:07:23,580 --> 01:07:26,170 - I'm leaving for the Congo. - What will you do there? 929 01:07:26,330 --> 01:07:30,580 I'll cure leprosy. Like that doctor with the beard. 930 01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,000 Alright, but you could always leave another day. 931 01:07:33,170 --> 01:07:36,580 They have a new Cuban orchestra at the Shaker, it's amazing. 932 01:07:36,750 --> 01:07:37,920 Oh, really? 933 01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:41,170 Perhaps I'll drop by for 5 minutes that way I can ask them 934 01:07:41,330 --> 01:07:43,670 where I have to sign up to fight for Castro. 935 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,170 Francesca, darling... 936 01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:44,620 At my age. At 40, well, 39... 937 01:10:45,170 --> 01:10:48,040 In Africa they get married at 14. 938 01:10:48,460 --> 01:10:51,250 - Do you like Africa? - Tonino... 939 01:10:51,830 --> 01:10:54,620 - Yes? - You're so silly. 940 01:11:03,710 --> 01:11:08,330 Francesca, Franceschina... I love you! I love you! I love you! 941 01:11:12,290 --> 01:11:14,750 How can you ruin such a beautiful moment?! 942 01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:17,420 Our new friend here jumped about 10 feet in the air! 943 01:11:17,580 --> 01:11:20,040 So, are you ready for the grand finale? 944 01:11:20,210 --> 01:11:23,580 Please don't, I hate that noise! 945 01:11:23,830 --> 01:11:26,750 - Sir, are you playing? - Do me a favour! 946 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:31,250 - Where are you going, Sir? - Crazy, crazy stuff... 947 01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:49,830 Time, time... Ah! 1 minute and 2 seconds! 948 01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:54,040 Who are you? Berruti? 949 01:11:55,210 --> 01:11:58,120 Savages. That's all they are, savages. 950 01:11:58,670 --> 01:12:01,880 - What's wrong? - To work the land, that's where I'd send them, 951 01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:04,290 That's right, with a pick down in Kenya! 952 01:12:04,460 --> 01:12:06,580 Then they'll learn what it's like to live. 953 01:12:06,750 --> 01:12:08,170 You know what the funny thing is? 954 01:12:08,380 --> 01:12:12,080 - Everything's okay to them. They don't care. - You're right. 955 01:12:13,330 --> 01:12:15,460 Me too, you know, I'm tired of these kids 956 01:12:15,620 --> 01:12:18,750 they're all the same, so bland, so pretty. 957 01:12:19,750 --> 01:12:22,420 I need a real man, like you. 958 01:12:22,580 --> 01:12:26,210 - With a dark beard, and not too many muscles... - Well... 959 01:12:26,290 --> 01:12:28,500 - Who doesn't know how to swim... - Well... 960 01:12:28,620 --> 01:12:30,330 - Who might drown, even... - Just a moment, 961 01:12:30,540 --> 01:12:32,170 I'm not a swimmer... 962 01:12:32,330 --> 01:12:33,750 It's not my fault, 963 01:12:34,040 --> 01:12:36,920 it was that delinquent over there who didn't lift a finger to help me. 964 01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:39,620 - But he was the one who saved you. - Who? 965 01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:43,420 He did. You were going down so he jumped in and saved you 966 01:12:43,580 --> 01:12:45,710 how did you get back to shore, otherwise? 967 01:12:46,750 --> 01:12:50,080 Well, thanks a lot. To kill, it takes a man. 968 01:12:50,620 --> 01:12:53,420 Only a man can kill a man. Not that guy over there. 969 01:12:53,580 --> 01:12:57,790 - Why, have you killed a man? - Hmm? Yes, once, in Africa. 970 01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:02,120 Give me it back, Flavio! Don't you dare open it! 971 01:13:02,380 --> 01:13:03,710 Give me it! 972 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:08,790 - Go on, read it! - Give me it! Please, it's mine! 973 01:13:10,250 --> 01:13:13,000 "List of experiences: Marina De Canzio, Year 10." 974 01:13:16,210 --> 01:13:18,250 "Let M touch me." 975 01:13:19,710 --> 01:13:22,250 - Mario, Maurizio, Marcello, Menelao? - Michelangelo! 976 01:13:22,420 --> 01:13:23,620 - Miranda! - Yes, Miranda! 977 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,710 Shh, quiet! "Made out with A.P." 978 01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:28,830 A.P., A.P., A.P.... 979 01:13:29,170 --> 01:13:32,120 - Alvaro Penezzato? - Good going! 980 01:13:32,460 --> 01:13:33,420 Him, too?! 981 01:13:33,670 --> 01:13:40,460 - Oh, wow! "Did X with M..." - You did X with M?! 982 01:13:40,710 --> 01:13:43,620 - Aren't you ashamed? - Don't you know he's not right in the head? 983 01:13:43,790 --> 01:13:46,670 - I hate all of you. - Come on, more, Flavio! 984 01:13:47,580 --> 01:13:50,120 - What are you doing? - Come on, we were having fun. 985 01:13:50,330 --> 01:13:51,960 - We were just playing. - The brave Anselmo... 986 01:13:52,250 --> 01:13:56,250 - Enough, find a different game. - What does that mean? 987 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,580 Let's play the tower game! 988 01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:01,790 I'll throw you all down, except Marina. 989 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:03,080 Get off! Get off! 990 01:14:03,830 --> 01:14:07,380 I'm here, he's there. In the middle of the dunes. Silence. 991 01:14:08,250 --> 01:14:10,290 I saw him right away, an English sniper. 992 01:14:10,620 --> 01:14:12,710 Pulled out my pistol and fired quickly. 993 01:14:13,040 --> 01:14:15,120 Hit him with one shot, and he's down. 994 01:14:15,380 --> 01:14:17,290 Are we doing Mr. Universe? 995 01:14:17,790 --> 01:14:21,290 - Why, do you think you'll win? - Well... yes, I'm sure of it. 996 01:14:21,460 --> 01:14:24,710 So if I don't compete, it's just to give you a chance, kid. 997 01:14:25,170 --> 01:14:28,080 Piero, give me a hand, we'll move the sofa forward. 998 01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:30,790 - Let's go and join in. - What are they doing? 999 01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:33,540 - You have to compete too, now. Come on, please... - But... 1000 01:14:33,710 --> 01:14:36,790 - The jury is us girls and I'll vote for you! - No, no! 1001 01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:40,460 Guys, leave it out, I said no. I'm not getting undressed. 1002 01:14:40,620 --> 01:14:42,080 I said no! 1003 01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:45,210 Oh, alright, alright. 1004 01:14:49,420 --> 01:14:51,500 Veniero has been working out! 1005 01:14:52,210 --> 01:14:53,500 Piero! 1006 01:14:56,460 --> 01:14:58,880 I might even do X with Piero. 1007 01:14:59,670 --> 01:15:02,250 - His pecs are too low. - Well done, well done. 1008 01:15:07,250 --> 01:15:08,710 He should win... 1009 01:15:12,540 --> 01:15:14,960 Hey, why don't you try working out? 1010 01:15:15,330 --> 01:15:17,460 What do you think I've been doing?! 1011 01:15:18,750 --> 01:15:21,170 Someone should cook him a proper meal. 1012 01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:26,120 - Here we go! Here we go! - That's it, Sir! Well done! 1013 01:15:27,420 --> 01:15:30,380 - What do you think? - He has a bit of a belly. 1014 01:15:30,580 --> 01:15:33,170 - He's kind of fat... - Maciste's uncle! 1015 01:15:33,830 --> 01:15:36,210 - He looks like Mussolini. - Mussolini who? 1016 01:15:36,670 --> 01:15:38,460 The pianist's father? 1017 01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:41,080 Well done! Now line up! 1018 01:15:41,750 --> 01:15:43,790 - Come on, line up! - We want a show... 1019 01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:50,670 - May I speak? - Don't speak, just kiss me. 1020 01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:52,790 - Let the china-girl decide! - Yes, go on! 1021 01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:54,620 For me, Piero is best! 1022 01:15:54,830 --> 01:15:57,380 It's true. Those who agree, raise your hands. Ouch... 1023 01:15:57,540 --> 01:15:59,080 - Piero. - Yes, yes, yes... 1024 01:15:59,460 --> 01:16:01,290 Alright, he gets my vote. 1025 01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:08,710 Marina, write this one down for me. 1026 01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:12,670 - Why is she kissing him? - Does second place get anything? 1027 01:16:15,330 --> 01:16:18,380 - Where's our friend going? - Are you leaving? 1028 01:16:18,790 --> 01:16:21,250 Is he angry? Why? 1029 01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:44,750 How beautiful! 1030 01:16:48,380 --> 01:16:50,080 And it's stopped raining. 1031 01:16:51,580 --> 01:16:54,250 - How come you're all wet? - Never mind. 1032 01:16:54,540 --> 01:16:59,040 - Oh, poor thing! - Francesca, you're a... 1033 01:16:59,710 --> 01:17:03,290 - Get out of here. - What's wrong, Tonino? 1034 01:17:03,750 --> 01:17:04,920 Nothing! 1035 01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:08,170 - What are you, jealous? - No. 1036 01:17:08,830 --> 01:17:11,580 - Is it because I kissed Piero? - No. 1037 01:17:14,460 --> 01:17:16,080 There! Now we're even. 1038 01:17:27,460 --> 01:17:30,120 Enough! I'll tell her that I'm leaving, 1039 01:17:30,710 --> 01:17:32,710 that I'm going, because I can't take it anymore, 1040 01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:35,210 that it's no use, because... 1041 01:17:36,830 --> 01:17:39,790 Why don't we get married? Francesca, I love you. 1042 01:17:40,750 --> 01:17:43,920 You know, Francesca, we would be so good together! 1043 01:17:44,330 --> 01:17:46,170 We could do everything you ever wanted. 1044 01:17:46,330 --> 01:17:49,420 - Will you take me on trips, too? - Of course, all over the world. 1045 01:17:49,580 --> 01:17:51,380 Acapulco, Calcutta, wherever you want. 1046 01:17:51,540 --> 01:17:54,210 - To Ronca, too? - Ronca? Where's that? 1047 01:17:54,330 --> 01:17:56,670 It's a small place near Perugia. 1048 01:17:56,830 --> 01:17:59,290 My aunt lives there, I haven't seen her for years 1049 01:17:59,460 --> 01:18:01,380 and she promised me an aquamarine. 1050 01:18:01,580 --> 01:18:02,830 And I want to go to Montecarlo! 1051 01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:05,040 I just love roulette, with the little ball going around! 1052 01:18:05,210 --> 01:18:07,040 And I should tell you: I'm quite good at losing. 1053 01:18:07,210 --> 01:18:10,080 Well... we'll spend some time at the house together too, won't we? 1054 01:18:10,250 --> 01:18:12,000 - Oh, we have a house? - Of course. 1055 01:18:12,210 --> 01:18:13,960 A little house the both of us. 1056 01:18:14,330 --> 01:18:16,960 With a nice big lounge and a fireplace. 1057 01:18:17,420 --> 01:18:19,170 - You have a beautiful black dress... - No, 1058 01:18:19,330 --> 01:18:22,880 - white is better. - Alright, as you wish. White. 1059 01:18:23,620 --> 01:18:25,830 I sit down, take you by the hand, 1060 01:18:26,210 --> 01:18:28,750 and we sit there in front of the fireplace. 1061 01:18:29,580 --> 01:18:33,500 Oh! Just a moment, darling. 1062 01:18:39,250 --> 01:18:41,080 It was the man selling coal. 1063 01:18:45,580 --> 01:18:48,790 Perhaps a chimney isn't a good idea. Electric heating would be better. 1064 01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:52,120 Hey, Amigo! Come here, come here! 1065 01:18:56,580 --> 01:18:59,120 Come on, beautiful! Let's go. 1066 01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:57,460 - Do you need money? - Always. 1067 01:19:58,460 --> 01:20:02,920 - What would you say to 5,000? - I'd say "sounds good". 1068 01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:06,830 Would you have any moral or artistic objections 1069 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:10,170 if I make the child of the orient the object of my desires? 1070 01:20:10,830 --> 01:20:12,080 Veniero? 1071 01:20:13,210 --> 01:20:16,420 We all know that you don't own and will never own 5,000 lire. 1072 01:20:16,620 --> 01:20:17,420 Alright. 1073 01:20:17,580 --> 01:20:19,460 - Hey... - You're blocking my sun. 1074 01:20:19,620 --> 01:20:22,540 - Have you seen my friend? - He left. 1075 01:20:23,670 --> 01:20:25,830 Left? But his car's still there. 1076 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:30,120 He left with the whisky. Probably got drunk... fell asleep. 1077 01:20:32,830 --> 01:20:35,580 Of course, Piero kisses like a god. 1078 01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:38,040 If Francesca heard you say that she'd scratch your eyes out. 1079 01:20:38,170 --> 01:20:40,380 - Francesca has her guy from Milan. - Well... 1080 01:20:40,460 --> 01:20:43,210 Hey, have you ever kissed Piero? 1081 01:20:43,540 --> 01:20:46,420 Yes, once, when we were coming back from the Olympics. 1082 01:20:46,620 --> 01:20:50,670 Such a kiss... He made my filling fall out. 1083 01:20:51,170 --> 01:20:52,880 It was awful! I can't tell you... 1084 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:56,040 In October I have Latin exams... 1085 01:20:56,210 --> 01:20:58,880 You're telling me. I have private law to study! 1086 01:21:00,210 --> 01:21:02,580 - Let's hope a war breaks out. - Let's hope so. 1087 01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:05,790 These days they always find an agreement for everything. 1088 01:21:09,170 --> 01:21:12,580 Fasten your seatbelt, Fasten your seatbelt... 1089 01:21:21,790 --> 01:21:24,500 - Were you sleeping? - No, of course not. 1090 01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:27,790 I was thinking... thinking of you. 1091 01:21:27,960 --> 01:21:30,120 - I was thinking of you, too. - Really? 1092 01:21:30,290 --> 01:21:33,500 And about all the nice things you said to me a while ago. 1093 01:21:33,670 --> 01:21:36,920 I'd only get bored if I was married. 1094 01:21:37,250 --> 01:21:40,040 You know, a friend of mine got married at 17. 1095 01:21:40,210 --> 01:21:42,710 In Africa they even get married at 14. 1096 01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:45,420 Perhaps, I don't know... 1097 01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:48,080 Go on then, declare your love for me! 1098 01:21:48,250 --> 01:21:51,290 - Why? - Because I've never had it before. 1099 01:21:51,580 --> 01:21:55,830 I've been proposed to a few times. Jokingly, most of the time. 1100 01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:59,380 But I've never had anyone declare their love for me. Come on! 1101 01:21:59,540 --> 01:22:02,790 - Well, it seems a little silly now. - I know... 1102 01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:04,540 Alright, I can try. 1103 01:22:05,710 --> 01:22:07,540 Anyway, all I can tell you is that 1104 01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:10,620 in the space of a few hours I've changed completely 1105 01:22:10,790 --> 01:22:13,080 since I've been with you and with those crazy idiots 1106 01:22:13,250 --> 01:22:16,170 laminated plastics don't interest me that much anymore. 1107 01:22:16,330 --> 01:22:18,250 Actually, they don't interest me at all. 1108 01:22:18,420 --> 01:22:20,500 You interest me, Francesca. 1109 01:22:21,250 --> 01:22:26,330 See, for me you've become an illness, an obsession... 1110 01:22:27,790 --> 01:22:30,540 I have a crazy desire for you, Francesca. 1111 01:22:31,830 --> 01:22:34,580 Now I understand that love can come along like this after all, 1112 01:22:34,790 --> 01:22:36,420 so suddenly, like a hammer blow. 1113 01:22:36,580 --> 01:22:38,420 The heart's desires can be infinite 1114 01:22:38,670 --> 01:22:41,920 and that's why I want you to be by my side, Francesca. 1115 01:22:42,330 --> 01:22:44,040 I need you. 1116 01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:50,290 Did you hear that?! 1117 01:22:51,670 --> 01:22:53,080 Did you hear what he said? 1118 01:22:53,250 --> 01:22:55,920 I've always said that he'd make a better poet than an engineer. 1119 01:22:56,080 --> 01:22:57,620 What was that about the heart's desires? 1120 01:22:57,790 --> 01:22:59,080 The heart's desires can be infinite! 1121 01:22:59,250 --> 01:23:00,330 I should write that down. 1122 01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:02,170 You'd probably spell "desire" with a "Y". 1123 01:23:02,330 --> 01:23:04,210 Sir! 1124 01:23:05,210 --> 01:23:07,290 Who's seen my lighter? 1125 01:23:07,460 --> 01:23:10,620 Come on, don't get so angry! 1126 01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:19,580 - Sir, have a nice trip! - Don't get so angry... 1127 01:23:19,750 --> 01:23:21,290 - Come on, let's go. - Let's go. 1128 01:23:28,830 --> 01:23:32,880 - Forgive me, have mercy! - I'll run you over, you know! 1129 01:23:36,830 --> 01:23:39,960 - I'm not stopping. - Alright, don't stop. 1130 01:23:42,830 --> 01:23:45,250 - I'm going to speed up. - Then speed up! 1131 01:23:46,580 --> 01:23:48,620 Come on, Tonino, I'm sorry. 1132 01:23:50,080 --> 01:23:52,620 For... 1133 01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:57,580 give... 1134 01:24:01,460 --> 01:24:04,120 "Forgive". Please! 1135 01:24:11,170 --> 01:24:14,380 Ah! Right, just continue down this road. 1136 01:24:14,540 --> 01:24:16,420 Carry on in a straight line. 1137 01:24:17,790 --> 01:24:19,920 - Now stop! - Why? 1138 01:24:20,330 --> 01:24:22,540 Because the police are here. 1139 01:25:03,460 --> 01:25:04,920 Make way! 1140 01:25:05,380 --> 01:25:06,620 Amazing! 1141 01:25:07,710 --> 01:25:09,210 Take your shoes off! 1142 01:25:11,290 --> 01:25:13,750 Come on, that's it! 1143 01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:25,210 And now, a nice strip tease! 1144 01:25:26,330 --> 01:25:29,000 - Here, try this on. I'll put it on the floor there. - No. 1145 01:25:29,620 --> 01:25:32,040 - Try that shirt on! - No, no, no. 1146 01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:34,500 Slowly, that's it. 1147 01:25:39,330 --> 01:25:41,210 Beautiful, beautiful! 1148 01:25:41,790 --> 01:25:43,960 - The skirt, the skirt! - No, no! 1149 01:25:50,540 --> 01:25:52,500 - She's so good! - So good, so good... 1150 01:25:55,540 --> 01:25:56,960 She's beautiful, eh? 1151 01:25:57,670 --> 01:25:59,960 Come on, we want more! 1152 01:26:01,170 --> 01:26:02,040 Damn it! 1153 01:26:02,750 --> 01:26:04,580 - Watch this. - Go on! 1154 01:26:05,170 --> 01:26:07,170 Veniero's got the right idea. 1155 01:26:07,330 --> 01:26:10,460 When you go to these night clubs, the dancers are always up for it. 1156 01:26:10,620 --> 01:26:12,960 When their songs have finished, they're all yours. 1157 01:26:13,210 --> 01:26:15,000 - Get out of here! - Ouch! 1158 01:26:26,460 --> 01:26:28,710 - Look, isn't it marvelous? - What? 1159 01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:32,790 It's fantastic, isn't it? Put the car over there! 1160 01:26:32,960 --> 01:26:34,710 - I can't hear you! - Okay, never mind. 1161 01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:36,790 Ooh, there's a free go-kart! 1162 01:26:38,960 --> 01:26:42,170 - This is mine, okay? I booked it! - Go ahead, Miss. 1163 01:26:55,750 --> 01:26:59,620 What's this for? Ooh, there's no gear stick! 1164 01:27:07,170 --> 01:27:09,080 Berlingheri! Hey there! 1165 01:27:18,170 --> 01:27:21,880 - It's Bisigato, from Ilva! - Ah, Bisigato. How are you? 1166 01:27:22,380 --> 01:27:24,960 You know, you look a little different... 1167 01:27:25,540 --> 01:27:27,580 Your face, I don't know, something... 1168 01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:31,830 - Have you had plastic surgery? - Me? Ah, no, it's the moustache. 1169 01:27:32,620 --> 01:27:35,500 Berlingheri! Did you hear about Eridania? 1170 01:27:36,380 --> 01:27:40,880 Did you hear about Eridania? It's up 8 points. Did you buy? 1171 01:27:41,120 --> 01:27:42,790 Yes, I don't know. Maybe. 1172 01:27:43,290 --> 01:27:47,000 - Let's get something from the bar. - No, you go ahead. I'll stay here. 1173 01:27:49,710 --> 01:27:52,420 - Easy, take it easy! - Put the gloves on. 1174 01:27:52,580 --> 01:27:54,620 Let me get my hand... ouch!! 1175 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:56,460 Pretty girl, eh? 1176 01:27:56,620 --> 01:27:59,880 With her nice hair, her make-up, everything in order. 1177 01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:03,250 In two years she'll be about ripe! 1178 01:28:04,290 --> 01:28:07,170 - I'll fill it up, shall I? - Are you mad? Who's paying? 1179 01:28:07,330 --> 01:28:09,920 - Well, someone will pay for her. - Tonino, will you pay? 1180 01:28:10,380 --> 01:28:11,500 Yes, I'll pay! 1181 01:28:14,170 --> 01:28:18,420 Ah, you know her? Berlingheri, you never miss a trick! 1182 01:28:18,920 --> 01:28:21,210 Always ready, always on the breach! 1183 01:28:21,540 --> 01:28:23,460 - How much is it, sorry? - 5,000. 1184 01:28:34,080 --> 01:28:36,080 Listen, since you're in laminated plastics... 1185 01:28:36,250 --> 01:28:38,380 Give me some advice from a friend... you know? 1186 01:28:38,580 --> 01:28:40,210 In my little place in Sacile 1187 01:28:40,420 --> 01:28:42,620 I've just installed some Martin-Siemens ovens 1188 01:28:42,790 --> 01:28:45,710 they're the best in the world, and they cost me an arm and a leg! 1189 01:28:45,880 --> 01:28:49,790 But I'm not happy, because the MEC display, for example 1190 01:28:49,960 --> 01:28:52,000 are doing nothing but swindling us industrialists 1191 01:28:52,170 --> 01:28:54,830 because the person paying is the typical industrial man, right? 1192 01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:57,330 So I just use Belgium coal instead, which costs me 1193 01:28:57,540 --> 01:29:00,330 just as much as before, nothing more and nothing less! 1194 01:29:12,540 --> 01:29:16,170 These guys are just putting my money into Russian politics, Khrushchev. 1195 01:29:26,540 --> 01:29:29,790 So, I'm just paying my taxes to make Russians richer, aren't I? 1196 01:29:37,170 --> 01:29:39,460 So I'm thinking about going into the laminated plastics business... 1197 01:29:39,670 --> 01:29:41,330 Hey! Hey! 1198 01:29:49,620 --> 01:29:51,830 Are you happy in the laminated plastics business? 1199 01:29:52,120 --> 01:29:54,120 Come here, come here. 1200 01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:56,710 Are you happy in laminated plastics? 1201 01:29:56,880 --> 01:29:58,830 Who cares about laminated plastics?! 1202 01:29:59,170 --> 01:30:00,580 Go on, Gino! 1203 01:30:12,080 --> 01:30:13,710 Ah, how nice. 1204 01:30:16,790 --> 01:30:19,080 Take that! Ouch, my hand... 1205 01:30:19,250 --> 01:30:22,000 What are you doing? Don't be silly, this here is a friend of mine. 1206 01:30:22,170 --> 01:30:24,750 What's your name? Anyway, he's teaching me the ropes 1207 01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:27,750 - he's amazing! - Sorry, I didn't mean to offend 1208 01:30:27,920 --> 01:30:29,790 if your daughter had told me that you were here... 1209 01:30:29,960 --> 01:30:31,790 - Whose daughter? - She isn't your daughter? 1210 01:30:31,960 --> 01:30:33,960 - Of course not! - Why did you hit me, then? 1211 01:30:34,170 --> 01:30:35,500 Take that! 1212 01:30:36,670 --> 01:30:38,670 No, that can't be Berlingheri. 1213 01:30:38,830 --> 01:30:41,580 He wouldn't shave off his moustache. That can't be him. 1214 01:30:41,790 --> 01:30:43,250 The car! 1215 01:30:45,580 --> 01:30:47,040 There they are! 1216 01:30:47,460 --> 01:30:49,330 - Tonino! - Get off me! 1217 01:30:49,620 --> 01:30:51,880 You can't hurt my Tonino! 1218 01:30:52,210 --> 01:30:54,250 - Leave him alone! - Our friend's in a fight! 1219 01:30:54,420 --> 01:30:56,710 - Dona, come on! - Fight! Fight! 1220 01:30:57,540 --> 01:30:59,790 What are you doing, are you crazy? 1221 01:31:02,580 --> 01:31:03,880 What's wrong with you, eh? 1222 01:31:04,040 --> 01:31:07,330 - Fighting the elderly? - Why don't you try it with us? 1223 01:31:07,620 --> 01:31:10,670 - What a nice shiny crash helmet. - Hey can I keep it? 1224 01:31:10,920 --> 01:31:12,750 Why are there four of you, then? 1225 01:31:13,170 --> 01:31:15,790 - Why don't we try one at a time? - Sounds like a waste of time to me. 1226 01:31:16,040 --> 01:31:18,210 You're going to get beat up either way. 1227 01:31:18,380 --> 01:31:20,330 With the four of us it'll just be quicker. 1228 01:31:20,620 --> 01:31:24,380 - Did he hurt you, Sir? - Tonino, poor Tonino... 1229 01:31:24,830 --> 01:31:27,920 Ooh! Two pieces of straw, that means I'll have two children... 1230 01:31:28,420 --> 01:31:31,170 Come on, Sir. We can't leave you alone for a second. 1231 01:31:31,620 --> 01:31:33,670 Come on, let's get out of here. 1232 01:31:34,250 --> 01:31:36,420 Tonight you'll have no dinner, Sir! 1233 01:31:36,880 --> 01:31:40,460 No, that can't be him. He has a moustache... 1234 01:31:40,620 --> 01:31:44,330 That's definitely not Berlingheri. Who knows who it is... 1235 01:31:45,790 --> 01:31:48,000 Don't worry, Sir, I'll drive. You're in no condition. 1236 01:31:48,250 --> 01:31:50,120 - No, I... - Come on, get in. 1237 01:31:53,540 --> 01:31:54,830 Close the doors! 1238 01:32:09,540 --> 01:32:11,750 Watch what you're doing, idiot! 1239 01:32:12,830 --> 01:32:14,420 Look what you've done! 1240 01:32:14,580 --> 01:32:17,000 Sir, you need to sort out that old car of yours! 1241 01:32:17,620 --> 01:32:19,250 Even the number plate's askew... 1242 01:32:20,120 --> 01:32:22,120 He put a big dent in the front! 1243 01:32:22,500 --> 01:32:25,290 And he even crushed the mudguard! 1244 01:32:34,170 --> 01:32:35,080 Poor Tonino, 1245 01:32:35,290 --> 01:32:37,500 you're covered in bruises, I can't even recognise you. 1246 01:32:37,670 --> 01:32:39,710 - Let me look after you, come on! - Leave me alone... 1247 01:32:40,210 --> 01:32:42,380 - Hello, Brother! - Speed things up a little! 1248 01:32:42,460 --> 01:32:45,330 - Up to funereal speed? - Is there room for Piero? 1249 01:32:45,500 --> 01:32:47,710 Can't you leave the dead in peace? 1250 01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:51,290 - Have some respect for the dead. - Sir, you're so conventional! 1251 01:32:51,460 --> 01:32:53,670 Patriotism, family, the dead, honour... 1252 01:32:53,830 --> 01:32:56,670 How can you hope to have any fun in life? 1253 01:32:57,290 --> 01:32:59,000 - Are you a Christian? - Yes, why? 1254 01:32:59,170 --> 01:33:00,330 So you know! When someone dies, 1255 01:33:00,500 --> 01:33:02,880 the body drops and the soul flies up and away! 1256 01:33:03,040 --> 01:33:04,960 Except for mine, I don't have a soul. 1257 01:33:05,120 --> 01:33:07,120 - But you do have a nice body... - Hand me my Marlboros. 1258 01:33:07,460 --> 01:33:09,880 It's impossible to reason with you people. 1259 01:33:10,580 --> 01:33:11,670 Hello! 1260 01:33:12,330 --> 01:33:14,880 - You're scared, aren't you? - Of who? 1261 01:33:15,210 --> 01:33:18,040 Of the dead. That's why you respect them so much. 1262 01:33:18,920 --> 01:33:21,960 Guys, I'm not scared of anything or anybody, got that? 1263 01:33:23,710 --> 01:33:26,580 So what do I have to do? Just go in and come out, is that it? 1264 01:33:26,750 --> 01:33:28,960 No, you have to walk around the whole cemetery. 1265 01:33:29,120 --> 01:33:31,710 After which, we'll give you a prize. 1266 01:33:31,880 --> 01:33:35,210 - "Funeral of an Engineer". Bobo, where are you? - Here I am, ready! 1267 01:33:35,380 --> 01:33:39,080 What should we put in your coffin? A ruler and a compass, nothing else. 1268 01:33:39,250 --> 01:33:42,580 - Go to hell. - I'll walk you to the gate. 1269 01:33:42,880 --> 01:33:47,620 We can all walk him to the gate but no further, okay? 1270 01:33:48,080 --> 01:33:50,040 - Come on then, let's go. - Let's go. 1271 01:33:50,920 --> 01:33:53,500 - I'll die before you. - Come on, how do you know that? 1272 01:33:53,670 --> 01:33:55,040 I just do, I can feel it 1273 01:33:55,210 --> 01:33:58,040 - and you won't come and see me at the cemetery. - Of course I will. 1274 01:33:58,250 --> 01:34:00,960 Ah, you will? So you agree that I'll die before you? 1275 01:34:01,120 --> 01:34:02,880 You're not going to die! 1276 01:34:04,830 --> 01:34:06,210 Go on. 1277 01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:08,460 After you... 1278 01:34:29,960 --> 01:34:32,380 Be brave, Sir! Don't hesitate, go on! 1279 01:34:53,790 --> 01:34:58,830 - Hello, come here. - The English soldier! The sniper! 1280 01:34:59,540 --> 01:35:03,790 - Hello. Come here. - No, get away! Get away! 1281 01:35:04,330 --> 01:35:07,580 I didn't mean to shoot you, I was aiming at the pigeon. 1282 01:35:08,120 --> 01:35:10,500 - The pigeon! The pigeon! - But you killed me! 1283 01:35:10,670 --> 01:35:13,710 No! Get away! Get away... no! 1284 01:35:23,330 --> 01:35:26,080 Title: "The Engineer has a Fright" 1285 01:35:28,380 --> 01:35:31,500 - Tonino, were you really scared? - Stop messing me around! 1286 01:35:31,670 --> 01:35:34,290 - Tonino... - You're all just messing me around! 1287 01:35:34,460 --> 01:35:37,210 - Tonino, wait for me! - Get away from me! 1288 01:35:49,880 --> 01:35:51,580 Scoundrels, delinquents... 1289 01:35:52,330 --> 01:35:54,000 This is supposed to be the new generation? 1290 01:35:54,330 --> 01:35:58,380 The future working classes? This country is going all to hell! 1291 01:36:02,540 --> 01:36:06,790 I already have my 3,000 workers, you can deal with these idiots! 1292 01:36:07,540 --> 01:36:09,710 "The Engineer has a Fright"! 1293 01:36:11,460 --> 01:36:14,250 I could smash their faces in if I wanted to. 1294 01:36:14,420 --> 01:36:19,670 I have Romagnol blood, you know? I could smash anyone's face in! 1295 01:36:20,540 --> 01:36:22,960 Very true, Sir. Need a light? 1296 01:36:23,750 --> 01:36:27,080 - Thanks. What are you doing here?! - I fell asleep. 1297 01:36:27,250 --> 01:36:28,210 Get out, immediately! 1298 01:36:32,540 --> 01:36:35,580 That's right, Sir, you really need to show them who's boss. 1299 01:36:35,830 --> 01:36:38,670 So you want me to get into another fight, do you? 1300 01:36:38,960 --> 01:36:42,120 - Well, just one. - With Piero, right? 1301 01:36:42,250 --> 01:36:43,620 That's right. 1302 01:36:52,670 --> 01:36:54,120 Alright. 1303 01:36:56,170 --> 01:36:58,830 Are you listening to this? His speech from '37. 1304 01:37:00,330 --> 01:37:02,170 Before the invasion of Austria. 1305 01:37:02,500 --> 01:37:04,120 Extraordinary. 1306 01:37:04,330 --> 01:37:06,040 - What's he saying? - I don't know. 1307 01:37:06,210 --> 01:37:08,830 It's the tone that counts, I like it. 1308 01:37:14,750 --> 01:37:18,000 - Ah, he's back. Hip, hip... - Hooray! 1309 01:37:27,750 --> 01:37:28,920 Well? 1310 01:37:31,330 --> 01:37:34,120 - Who does he think he is, a boxer? - Tonino! 1311 01:37:40,000 --> 01:37:43,000 Here we go, here we go, here we go! 1312 01:37:43,170 --> 01:37:45,330 Throw him, throw him, there you go! 1313 01:37:45,790 --> 01:37:48,460 Goodbye curtains. He can pay for that. 1314 01:37:51,540 --> 01:37:52,790 Ouch! I felt that... 1315 01:37:55,830 --> 01:37:57,420 He think he's better than us. 1316 01:37:57,580 --> 01:37:59,960 He's hiding, see? He's covered himself. 1317 01:38:03,040 --> 01:38:04,880 Piero, that's enough! 1318 01:38:11,380 --> 01:38:12,830 Look out, Piero! 1319 01:38:16,120 --> 01:38:17,830 I bet that hurt. 1320 01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:24,580 - Well done, Sir! - The Engineer wins! 1321 01:38:24,750 --> 01:38:28,500 - You beat our leader! Well done! - Well done! 1322 01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:33,120 Sir? 1323 01:38:34,170 --> 01:38:36,420 Swimming. 1324 01:38:42,790 --> 01:38:43,750 No! 1325 01:38:44,040 --> 01:38:47,750 - So he's our new leader? - Exactly. 1326 01:38:51,960 --> 01:38:54,620 - Hey, what are we doing? - We're going for a swim? 1327 01:38:54,790 --> 01:38:57,620 - A swim? - That's right, a night time swim! 1328 01:38:58,080 --> 01:39:01,830 - Come on, let's go for a swim... - Come on... 1329 01:39:03,670 --> 01:39:06,250 Skinny dipping. I want to throw you in. 1330 01:39:06,420 --> 01:39:08,790 But the moon is low. You only swim when the moon is high. 1331 01:39:08,960 --> 01:39:12,380 - And anyway I'm cold! - Let's go to the go-kart track! 1332 01:39:12,710 --> 01:39:15,330 - But it's closed! - Then we'll make them open it. 1333 01:39:15,500 --> 01:39:16,750 Yes, we'll make them open it... 1334 01:39:16,920 --> 01:39:19,080 Alright then, we'll go for a horse ride! 1335 01:39:19,330 --> 01:39:22,290 I don't know where the horse is. He'll be asleep by now! 1336 01:39:22,460 --> 01:39:23,880 - Then we'll wake him up! - Right... 1337 01:39:24,040 --> 01:39:25,670 I want to wake everyone up! 1338 01:39:25,830 --> 01:39:28,500 Tonino, what are you doing, did hurt yourself? Tonino... 1339 01:39:28,960 --> 01:39:32,380 - Poor, you're tired, aren't you? - Of course I'm not tired... 1340 01:39:32,710 --> 01:39:35,620 - Let's go and have a nice rest! - I don't want to rest. 1341 01:39:35,960 --> 01:39:38,830 - I want to go for a swim. - We can't go for a swim. 1342 01:39:39,620 --> 01:39:41,120 Beautiful sand. 1343 01:39:42,080 --> 01:39:46,500 Sand made of quartz, iron... Foundry sand... 1344 01:39:48,290 --> 01:39:52,540 I want to buy you a foundry. "Francesca's Foundry". 1345 01:40:05,330 --> 01:40:07,040 I'm head over heels. 1346 01:40:25,790 --> 01:40:27,710 - Look! - What's going on? 1347 01:41:54,670 --> 01:41:56,250 Silence! 1348 01:42:03,420 --> 01:42:05,080 The chief is dead! 1349 01:42:07,790 --> 01:42:09,670 Long live the new chief! 1350 01:43:12,080 --> 01:43:13,880 How nice, Tonino... 1351 01:43:17,380 --> 01:43:18,750 It's all so... 1352 01:43:19,420 --> 01:43:23,540 It's all so... so much. 1353 01:43:51,880 --> 01:43:54,580 Hey, where's my AirFrance bag? 1354 01:43:55,040 --> 01:43:58,620 - You can carry this for me. - Who's seen by lighter? 1355 01:43:58,880 --> 01:44:02,040 Veniero, find me an Alka-Seltzer or I might just drop dead right now. 1356 01:44:02,250 --> 01:44:04,250 Yes, I'll make one for you. Who has a cigarette? 1357 01:44:04,460 --> 01:44:05,830 Or some marijuana... 1358 01:44:07,040 --> 01:44:11,830 Oh, God! I need some warm milk and a hot water bottle... 1359 01:44:12,170 --> 01:44:14,460 Guys, let's make some coffee. 1360 01:44:16,170 --> 01:44:19,670 - In Brazil coffee grows on trees. - I'd do anything for a coffee. 1361 01:44:20,290 --> 01:44:22,040 Anything? What did you have in mind? 1362 01:44:22,250 --> 01:44:24,540 Ugh! I can't even be bothered to answer that. 1363 01:44:24,750 --> 01:44:27,170 - My head is about to explode. - Who are we missing? 1364 01:44:27,420 --> 01:44:29,460 - Piero, as usual. - Who are we missing? 1365 01:44:29,790 --> 01:44:31,830 Piero? Francesca? 1366 01:44:32,380 --> 01:44:36,580 - Piero? Francesca? - Come on, hurry up! 1367 01:44:36,830 --> 01:44:39,120 Piero, come on, don't be an idiot! 1368 01:44:40,000 --> 01:44:42,830 Do you have to make out right now? 1369 01:44:43,830 --> 01:44:45,580 You can call her later, Piero. 1370 01:44:45,750 --> 01:44:48,580 - We want to go home. - Come on, cut it out! 1371 01:44:48,750 --> 01:44:51,040 We won't get home 'til tomorrow. 1372 01:44:53,500 --> 01:44:55,040 We're tired, come on! 1373 01:44:57,250 --> 01:45:00,210 Here it is, it was in my pocket. 1374 01:45:00,880 --> 01:45:03,500 Let's just go and stop talking about it. 1375 01:45:13,330 --> 01:45:15,670 What a nuisance, the summer is over. 1376 01:45:16,080 --> 01:45:17,830 And Autumn is on the way. 1377 01:45:18,210 --> 01:45:19,750 Come on, we're leaving. 1378 01:45:20,250 --> 01:45:22,920 - Francesca, come on... - Come on, let's go. 1379 01:45:29,670 --> 01:45:31,380 Go, go, go! 1380 01:45:34,170 --> 01:45:37,500 - Come on, you can do that at home! - Get going, come on! 1381 01:45:37,670 --> 01:45:40,040 I'm not stopping! Hurry up! 1382 01:46:12,540 --> 01:46:14,250 Ah, Francesca... 1383 01:46:26,170 --> 01:46:27,250 Francesca... 1384 01:46:33,290 --> 01:46:34,670 Francesca! 1385 01:46:40,210 --> 01:46:41,580 Francesca! 1386 01:46:54,330 --> 01:46:55,460 Francesca! 1387 01:47:02,620 --> 01:47:05,460 Of course, an adventure like any other. 1388 01:47:05,750 --> 01:47:07,670 Sunday is over, that's it. 1389 01:47:08,040 --> 01:47:10,750 Maintain 75 km/h, by 15:00 I'll be in Pisa, 1390 01:47:10,960 --> 01:47:12,620 by 21:00 in Corso Lodi. 1391 01:47:14,290 --> 01:47:17,880 And such a stupid thing to do. Way to ruin your legs, 1392 01:47:18,080 --> 01:47:19,580 you'll be aching for weeks. 1393 01:47:20,420 --> 01:47:22,330 Imagine having her for a wife. 1394 01:47:22,620 --> 01:47:24,830 Think what the neighbors would think. 1395 01:47:28,210 --> 01:47:28,920 Francesca! 1396 01:47:30,170 --> 01:47:32,120 Hey, Sitting Bull! 112773