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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,538 I thought we came over to watch Jacob judge raw meat. 2 00:00:02,563 --> 00:00:04,631 Oh, we are. Unless you think you could do it, Mike. 3 00:00:04,656 --> 00:00:06,163 Oh, my God. 4 00:00:06,188 --> 00:00:08,093 Jakey, go fetch that mystery muscle. 5 00:00:08,118 --> 00:00:09,376 - Mystery muscle. Okay. - You're about to join 6 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,068 the man's world of 4-H meat judging. 7 00:00:11,093 --> 00:00:12,937 - Oh! - Let's get meaty with it. 8 00:00:12,962 --> 00:00:14,560 - Okay. - Oh, Kay. 9 00:00:14,585 --> 00:00:17,709 Can you, um, drive me to the dump tomorrow? 10 00:00:17,734 --> 00:00:19,397 Well, why don't you stop being a feminist fraud 11 00:00:19,421 --> 00:00:20,647 and learn how to drive yourself? 12 00:00:20,671 --> 00:00:22,412 Uh, okay, no, thank you. 13 00:00:22,437 --> 00:00:25,279 Well, I told you I would teach you. I can do it tomorrow. 14 00:00:25,304 --> 00:00:27,018 I mean, who better to teach you than your best friend? 15 00:00:27,042 --> 00:00:28,670 - Oh. - Did you say... 16 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:29,906 Did you just say "best friend"? 17 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:30,960 Oh! 18 00:00:30,985 --> 00:00:32,836 Well, I guess that just slipped right out of my mouth. 19 00:00:32,860 --> 00:00:34,633 It's just 'cause I had... I had said it before, 20 00:00:34,657 --> 00:00:36,002 and you hadn't reciprocated, so I didn't... 21 00:00:36,026 --> 00:00:37,657 I just had to make sure it was for real, Rio. 22 00:00:37,681 --> 00:00:39,981 - It's for real. - Okay, it's for real? 23 00:00:40,006 --> 00:00:41,789 - Alrighty. - Oh! 24 00:00:41,814 --> 00:00:44,062 - Boom! - That's a lot of... 25 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:45,204 - Here we go. Here we go. - Beef invasion! 26 00:00:45,228 --> 00:00:47,140 Is he gonna... Is he gonna eat all this raw meat 27 00:00:47,165 --> 00:00:48,180 - just right now in front of us? - Oh, I hope so. 28 00:00:48,204 --> 00:00:50,382 - I could watch that all day. - Okay, now, Jakey, 29 00:00:50,407 --> 00:00:52,273 uh, I want you to take a gander 30 00:00:52,298 --> 00:00:54,445 and name that meat, Beef Boy. 31 00:00:54,470 --> 00:00:55,614 - Oh, boy. Here we go. - Here we go. 32 00:00:55,638 --> 00:00:58,433 Loin eye's half a grade higher than this guy. 33 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:00,091 Two choice T-bones, 34 00:01:00,116 --> 00:01:02,583 two choice top sirloins. 35 00:01:02,608 --> 00:01:05,941 Ugh, this is, like, steak house chain quality. 36 00:01:05,966 --> 00:01:06,984 That's gross, Dad. 37 00:01:07,641 --> 00:01:09,015 Did you try to set me up? 38 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,352 - I don't get it. Do you get it? - Mike, envelope, please? 39 00:01:11,376 --> 00:01:14,625 Oh. Okay, let's see how you did, Beef Boy. 40 00:01:14,650 --> 00:01:15,992 - Here we go. - Okay. 41 00:01:16,017 --> 00:01:17,230 I bet he got them all. 42 00:01:17,254 --> 00:01:19,062 Yeah, you got it completely right! 43 00:01:19,087 --> 00:01:20,699 - Of course he did. - Wow! That's impressive! 44 00:01:20,723 --> 00:01:23,718 Well, the boy's been touched by the almighty beef angel. 45 00:01:23,743 --> 00:01:25,844 - That's something. - And come Saturday, if Jacob wins, 46 00:01:25,868 --> 00:01:27,596 he gon' get one of these bad boys. 47 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:29,648 - Oh, wow. Look at that. - Check that out. 48 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,457 That is... What is that, a ribeye? 49 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:32,482 Yeah. 50 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:34,926 Uh, it's a T-bone. 51 00:01:34,951 --> 00:01:36,918 Did you just say "ribeye," you bonehead? 52 00:01:36,943 --> 00:01:38,175 You idiot. 53 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,609 This is a very niche humor you guys have. 54 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:41,810 Yeah. 55 00:01:46,471 --> 00:01:48,564 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 56 00:01:52,330 --> 00:01:53,555 Oh, hey! 57 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:55,572 - Mr. Meat, how you doing? - Oh. 58 00:01:55,597 --> 00:01:58,603 Mr. Meat's my dad. You can just call me "Beef Boy." 59 00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:00,478 Last night when I got home, 60 00:02:00,503 --> 00:02:03,665 I went down a Wikipedia wormhole about meat judging. 61 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:04,889 You got a real talent! 62 00:02:04,914 --> 00:02:06,013 Oh! You know what? 63 00:02:06,038 --> 00:02:07,371 Do my meat. 64 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,594 You know, I don't... I don't really want to. 65 00:02:09,619 --> 00:02:11,973 Uh, you... you can just read the grade on the package. 66 00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:13,965 Oh, sure, sure. Tricks of the trade. 67 00:02:13,990 --> 00:02:16,431 Hey, do you mind if we, uh, talk outside? 68 00:02:17,079 --> 00:02:18,922 Oh, boy. Uh... 69 00:02:18,947 --> 00:02:20,738 Okay, this is kind of hard for me to say. 70 00:02:20,763 --> 00:02:21,975 Do we have this kind of relationship? 71 00:02:21,999 --> 00:02:23,769 - So, Michael... - That's formal. 72 00:02:23,794 --> 00:02:26,245 I know that I'm the voice of my generation, 73 00:02:26,270 --> 00:02:28,771 you know, when it comes to meat judging, but... 74 00:02:30,242 --> 00:02:32,652 ... I really... I really hate doing it. 75 00:02:33,690 --> 00:02:35,724 You know, it's not my dream. It's my dad's dream. 76 00:02:35,749 --> 00:02:37,379 To be honest, this does remind me of something 77 00:02:37,403 --> 00:02:38,714 I went through when I was your age. 78 00:02:38,738 --> 00:02:39,800 In high school, man, 79 00:02:39,825 --> 00:02:42,860 all I wanted to do was play with my band, Volsung. 80 00:02:42,885 --> 00:02:47,609 As in Volsung, the son of the Norse God Rerir. 81 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:48,700 Rerir, right. Right, yeah. 82 00:02:48,725 --> 00:02:50,573 He was killed by the Geatish King Siggeir. 83 00:02:51,636 --> 00:02:53,181 Jacob. 84 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:54,749 I... That's crazy you know that. 85 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:56,652 That's crazy that people don't know that. 86 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,136 - I agree! - Wait, I didn't know 87 00:02:58,161 --> 00:02:59,621 - that you played music. - Yeah, yeah. 88 00:02:59,645 --> 00:03:00,948 - You know, I play guitar. - Oh! 89 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:02,293 But I... I've never had a band, but... 90 00:03:02,317 --> 00:03:04,659 - Oh, yeah. Boy, I was so into it. - Yeah. 91 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:07,518 Even built a website. I mean, we rehearsed all the time. 92 00:03:07,543 --> 00:03:08,942 We got pretty darn good. 93 00:03:08,967 --> 00:03:10,917 - Oh, come on. Don't downplay it. - Yeah. 94 00:03:10,942 --> 00:03:13,142 I'm sure your music was like a buzzsaw to the crotch. 95 00:03:13,167 --> 00:03:14,487 Well, thank you. 96 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:16,333 Right. 97 00:03:16,358 --> 00:03:20,558 But the thing is, my... my guidance counselor, Mr. Liptak, 98 00:03:20,583 --> 00:03:22,706 he... he noticed that the band was tanking my grades, 99 00:03:22,731 --> 00:03:24,753 so I quit, and without him, 100 00:03:24,778 --> 00:03:27,581 I would've never gone to college, never become a music journalist. 101 00:03:27,606 --> 00:03:30,007 But then you got laid off and had to become a farmer. 102 00:03:30,032 --> 00:03:33,221 You know, it kind of sounds like Mr. Liptak ruined your life. 103 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:35,680 Like a... Like a weird old wiener boy. 104 00:03:35,705 --> 00:03:36,692 Mm-hmm. 105 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:37,799 I'm not sure you're listening anymore, 106 00:03:37,823 --> 00:03:39,435 'cause it sounds like you're taking all the wrong stuff 107 00:03:39,459 --> 00:03:40,904 - away from this conversation. - Totally, totally. 108 00:03:40,928 --> 00:03:42,932 No biggie. Just teaching my best friend to drive. 109 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:44,805 Ooh, this is a big car. 110 00:03:44,830 --> 00:03:46,158 Alright. 111 00:03:46,183 --> 00:03:47,183 Oh! 112 00:03:47,208 --> 00:03:49,689 You knew to buckle up, so you're already an A-plus student. 113 00:03:49,714 --> 00:03:52,148 Hey, thank you. Thank you for the positive reinforcement. 114 00:03:52,173 --> 00:03:54,025 Oh, I'm all about positive reinforcement. 115 00:03:54,050 --> 00:03:55,376 - Okay, good. - Now, lesson one... 116 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,611 listen to me, or you're gonna crash this car! 117 00:03:57,636 --> 00:03:58,815 - Oka... - Your lungs will be pierced, 118 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:00,114 and you'll be breathing on a machine. 119 00:04:00,138 --> 00:04:01,250 - Is that what you want? - No. 120 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:03,159 Is that what you want? 'Cause when you're a vegetable, 121 00:04:03,183 --> 00:04:04,448 I can guarantee Mike's not gonna 122 00:04:04,472 --> 00:04:06,095 leave you plugged in for very long. 123 00:04:07,651 --> 00:04:09,557 "Steel Magnolias," okay? 124 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:10,682 "Got to cut her loose 125 00:04:10,707 --> 00:04:13,126 so I can move on to another, more beautiful woman." 126 00:04:13,658 --> 00:04:16,947 Okay, now, keys are, uh, in the ignition. 127 00:04:16,972 --> 00:04:18,234 - I-I... - So, we just hit the road. 128 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,353 Sorry, Kay, I just... I'm sort of... 129 00:04:20,737 --> 00:04:23,713 reeling from how intense and off-topic that was. 130 00:04:23,738 --> 00:04:26,158 Well, driving a two-ton vehicle is intense, Rio! 131 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:28,317 Now grab that gearshift like it's your lover's rod 132 00:04:28,342 --> 00:04:29,431 and put 'er in drive! 133 00:04:29,456 --> 00:04:31,447 - Go, go, go! - Okay, okay. 134 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:33,079 Is this... Is this right? 135 00:04:33,103 --> 00:04:34,883 Is that right? I don't know. Is that right? 136 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:36,512 I don't know. I... I don't know how to drive... 137 00:04:36,536 --> 00:04:37,814 Get out of the car! 138 00:04:40,346 --> 00:04:41,525 Mnh. 139 00:04:41,550 --> 00:04:44,659 Having a little midday spa session? 140 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:46,768 That means you either just talked to your mom on the phone 141 00:04:46,792 --> 00:04:48,625 - Yeah. - Or you had a bad day? 142 00:04:48,770 --> 00:04:50,670 The driving lesson 143 00:04:50,695 --> 00:04:53,368 was the most stressful situation of my life, 144 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:55,455 and I have been stuck on a subway car 145 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:56,813 with a flock of birds. 146 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:59,606 She might be the worst teacher in the history of teachers. 147 00:04:59,631 --> 00:05:02,159 She was less like a teacher and more like my aunt when she drank. 148 00:05:02,183 --> 00:05:03,916 I mean, she just, like, yelled a lot. 149 00:05:03,941 --> 00:05:04,962 Made me feel scared. 150 00:05:04,987 --> 00:05:06,920 Well, you guys are best friends now. 151 00:05:06,945 --> 00:05:08,416 How are you gonna navigate this one? 152 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:10,608 Oh, um, secretly learn to drive from someone else 153 00:05:10,633 --> 00:05:12,165 so that when I have a lesson with Kay, 154 00:05:12,190 --> 00:05:13,656 she doesn't have to yell at me. 155 00:05:13,886 --> 00:05:15,876 Right, yep, the obvious solution. 156 00:05:15,901 --> 00:05:17,548 I think the obvious is best. 157 00:05:17,573 --> 00:05:18,660 What's the deal with that? 158 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:20,408 Oh, I dug out my old guitar. 159 00:05:20,433 --> 00:05:22,834 You want to hear some of my old band's classics? 160 00:05:23,069 --> 00:05:24,468 Did Volsung have classics? 161 00:05:27,557 --> 00:05:29,548 Hey, guys. What's going on? 162 00:05:29,573 --> 00:05:30,595 Oh, you don't know? 163 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:32,220 You're the one spinning fairy tales, 164 00:05:32,245 --> 00:05:34,676 putting Cheez Whiz all up in my boy's ear. 165 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:36,978 Remember? When you told me about your band? 166 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,447 And how you regret every day 167 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:39,908 that you didn't follow your dreams? 168 00:05:39,933 --> 00:05:41,211 I don't think I said exactly that. 169 00:05:41,235 --> 00:05:43,065 It was... It was a broader, more nuanced mes... 170 00:05:43,089 --> 00:05:46,494 Well, whatever you said, okay, he refuses to judge meat. 171 00:05:46,519 --> 00:05:49,205 He'll be the first Bowman boy in the history of our family 172 00:05:49,230 --> 00:05:50,345 not to be a champion. 173 00:05:50,370 --> 00:05:52,203 I'm not a Beef Boy anymore. 174 00:05:52,228 --> 00:05:53,353 Dad... 175 00:05:54,217 --> 00:05:56,103 Michael and I are starting a band. 176 00:05:56,128 --> 00:05:58,361 You can't talk us out of it, so don't even try. 177 00:05:58,386 --> 00:06:00,392 I co... I could be talked out of it. 178 00:06:00,417 --> 00:06:02,447 Jacob, where are you going? This is my house! 179 00:06:02,472 --> 00:06:05,228 Hope the foundation's solid, 'cause it's getting rocked! 180 00:06:05,918 --> 00:06:09,219 If that boy was a cut of meat, he'd be a porterhouse steak. 181 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:11,009 I just don't know enough about meat 182 00:06:11,034 --> 00:06:13,247 to really get the full impact of what you're trying to say. 183 00:06:13,271 --> 00:06:16,272 Jacob is a golden god that smells like snow cones, 184 00:06:16,297 --> 00:06:18,634 and I'll do anything for him. 185 00:06:18,659 --> 00:06:20,900 His future is meat. 186 00:06:20,925 --> 00:06:22,503 I mean, are you... Are you sure about that? 187 00:06:22,527 --> 00:06:23,727 Have you talked to him? 188 00:06:23,752 --> 00:06:25,618 There's nothing to talk about. 189 00:06:25,643 --> 00:06:26,643 Okay. 190 00:06:26,668 --> 00:06:29,695 Well, if you do decide to talk to your son, 191 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:32,025 you might want to think about the best way to communicate. 192 00:06:32,050 --> 00:06:33,838 Fix it, Mike!! 193 00:06:33,863 --> 00:06:36,764 There's nothing wrong with the way I communicate! 194 00:06:39,057 --> 00:06:41,383 Hey, hey, hey, hey, bud, we... we... we need to talk. 195 00:06:41,408 --> 00:06:42,408 I know. I'm sorry. 196 00:06:42,433 --> 00:06:44,378 I wanted to ask you about the band before I told my dad, 197 00:06:44,402 --> 00:06:46,936 but, you know, stuff just doesn't always work out 198 00:06:46,961 --> 00:06:48,050 the way that you want, right? 199 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,828 - Yeah. - It's a song that I'm writing. 200 00:06:49,853 --> 00:06:52,232 ♪ Stuff doesn't always work out ♪ 201 00:06:52,257 --> 00:06:54,892 ♪ Do you ever get so sad ♪ 202 00:06:54,917 --> 00:06:57,572 ♪ That you tried to eat grass? ♪ 203 00:06:57,597 --> 00:06:58,696 ♪ Don't eat the grass ♪ 204 00:06:58,721 --> 00:07:00,197 ♪ Don't eat the grass ♪ 205 00:07:00,222 --> 00:07:01,737 ♪ Stuff doesn't always work out ♪ 206 00:07:01,762 --> 00:07:03,111 - And then it... - Yeah. Um... 207 00:07:03,664 --> 00:07:06,986 You know, I think music might be a hobby for you. 208 00:07:07,011 --> 00:07:08,544 But the... But the meat judging... 209 00:07:10,927 --> 00:07:12,645 I got no passion for meat, Mike. 210 00:07:12,670 --> 00:07:15,177 Look, uh, Jacob, I... I... 211 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:17,013 I can't join your band. 212 00:07:19,158 --> 00:07:20,657 Okay. 213 00:07:21,056 --> 00:07:23,223 But will you join... 214 00:07:23,248 --> 00:07:24,466 your band? 215 00:07:26,053 --> 00:07:28,645 - Oh, wow. The Volsung logo. - Yeah. 216 00:07:28,670 --> 00:07:30,809 Wow. You made a shirt for my high school band. 217 00:07:30,834 --> 00:07:33,588 Yes, I did. Man, I love this freaky raven, 218 00:07:33,613 --> 00:07:35,525 - This bigass tree... - Yggdrasil. 219 00:07:35,550 --> 00:07:38,291 Yeah. The tree that connects the Nine Worlds. 220 00:07:38,547 --> 00:07:40,791 We added a tenth world... 221 00:07:40,997 --> 00:07:42,213 America. 222 00:07:42,238 --> 00:07:43,408 See that? 223 00:07:43,433 --> 00:07:44,924 That's so genius. 224 00:07:44,949 --> 00:07:47,064 - Where did you find this? - Oh. 225 00:07:47,471 --> 00:07:50,719 - Your band's old GeoCities website. - Oh! 226 00:07:50,744 --> 00:07:52,877 "Volsung's mission is to mix Norse mythology 227 00:07:52,902 --> 00:07:54,300 with hard-hitting rock that has..." 228 00:07:54,324 --> 00:07:56,169 - "... a beat you can dance to." - "... a beat you can dance to." 229 00:07:56,193 --> 00:07:57,193 - Exactly. - Look at that. 230 00:07:57,218 --> 00:07:58,256 We're announcing "Neon Girl." 231 00:07:58,280 --> 00:07:59,562 That was gonna be our breakout single. 232 00:07:59,586 --> 00:08:00,978 Can we play it? 233 00:08:01,322 --> 00:08:02,916 Um... 234 00:08:04,253 --> 00:08:05,275 No. No. No. 235 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:06,838 You... You gotta study meat, 236 00:08:06,863 --> 00:08:08,674 and you gotta do what your dad wants. 237 00:08:08,699 --> 00:08:09,893 I'm sorry. 238 00:08:09,918 --> 00:08:10,984 Okay. 239 00:08:11,009 --> 00:08:12,978 Whatever you say, Mr. Liptak. 240 00:08:15,748 --> 00:08:17,515 ♪ The chariot awaits ♪ 241 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:19,240 ♪ We ride the winds to war ♪ 242 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:21,065 ♪ Our enemies abate ♪ 243 00:08:21,090 --> 00:08:23,197 ♪ When they hear our mighty roar ♪ 244 00:08:24,833 --> 00:08:27,291 Oh, man, did you see my "Sex-God face" there? 245 00:08:27,316 --> 00:08:28,561 - I saw something going on facially. - Yeah. 246 00:08:28,585 --> 00:08:30,530 But I thought you were just angling for a bathroom break. 247 00:08:30,554 --> 00:08:33,486 No, no, no, every good frontman has a "Sex-God face." 248 00:08:33,511 --> 00:08:35,111 - This is mine right here. - Let me see. 249 00:08:35,136 --> 00:08:36,408 A lot of teeth. 250 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,666 What do you think? Did it work? You turned on? 251 00:08:38,691 --> 00:08:40,472 Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say "Yeah" and just move on. 252 00:08:40,496 --> 00:08:41,529 God, did that feel good! 253 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:44,510 I feel like I had a... IV of pure rock 'n' roll running through me. 254 00:08:44,535 --> 00:08:46,268 Yeah, hey, uh, maybe we should invite 255 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:47,597 some people over to hear us play. 256 00:08:47,621 --> 00:08:49,099 No, no, man, that would be too distracting. 257 00:08:49,123 --> 00:08:51,246 Listen, Volsung has always been about the music, 258 00:08:51,271 --> 00:08:52,271 plain and simple. 259 00:08:52,296 --> 00:08:53,976 You had to have played some shows, though. 260 00:08:54,530 --> 00:08:56,244 No, man, we... We never played a show. 261 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:58,102 - What?! - Yeah. Yeah. 262 00:08:58,275 --> 00:09:00,494 Which sucks, 'cause I had the best plan. 263 00:09:00,519 --> 00:09:02,986 My high school was having this anti-drug rally, 264 00:09:03,011 --> 00:09:05,377 and we all were all set to just storm that stage, 265 00:09:05,402 --> 00:09:06,802 hijack it, and cut loose. 266 00:09:06,827 --> 00:09:08,597 Oh, my God, that's so Volsung! 267 00:09:08,622 --> 00:09:09,699 I know, but my... 268 00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:12,090 My drummer, Tyler, he cut his lip on his braces. 269 00:09:12,115 --> 00:09:14,563 - Was a no-show. - I wanna kick Tyler's ass so bad. 270 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:16,172 And I think you'd have to go down to Africa, though. 271 00:09:16,196 --> 00:09:18,328 He's building schools or hospitals or something. 272 00:09:18,353 --> 00:09:20,366 Oh, I wish we could've done that show! 273 00:09:20,391 --> 00:09:22,384 We were gonna kick things off with "Raven's Wolf." 274 00:09:22,409 --> 00:09:24,720 - Yeah. - Then lead right into "Wolf's Raven." 275 00:09:24,745 --> 00:09:26,165 Well, can we play it? 276 00:09:26,491 --> 00:09:28,205 - No, man. - What? 277 00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:29,775 - But we can shred it. - Oh! 278 00:09:30,167 --> 00:09:31,915 En, to... 279 00:09:31,940 --> 00:09:34,489 en, to, tre, fire! 280 00:09:37,117 --> 00:09:38,369 Thank you so much, Rudy. 281 00:09:38,394 --> 00:09:40,314 It's just, you know, learning to drive from Kay 282 00:09:40,339 --> 00:09:42,120 was putting too much pressure on our relationship, 283 00:09:42,144 --> 00:09:43,361 - and I... - Shh. 284 00:09:43,386 --> 00:09:45,746 Makes me jealous when I hear about your friendship with Kay. 285 00:09:46,535 --> 00:09:47,790 Rudy. 286 00:09:47,815 --> 00:09:49,514 I feel jealous that you, you know, 287 00:09:49,539 --> 00:09:50,673 you're a natural blond. 288 00:09:50,698 --> 00:09:52,009 - Oh. - Keys? 289 00:09:52,744 --> 00:09:53,822 Oh. 290 00:09:53,847 --> 00:09:54,870 My truck's a little finicky, 291 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:57,628 so just pop 'er in there and jostle it around a little bit. 292 00:09:58,085 --> 00:09:59,423 - Clockwise. - Okay. 293 00:09:59,448 --> 00:10:03,033 Also, drive is reverse, reverse is neutral, and neutral is drive, 294 00:10:03,058 --> 00:10:05,908 so just pop 'er into neutral, which, again, is drive, 295 00:10:05,933 --> 00:10:07,632 and hit the gas, which is the brake. 296 00:10:07,657 --> 00:10:09,626 Also, whatever you do, don't touch the cassette player, 297 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,306 'cause it deploys the airbags. 298 00:10:11,803 --> 00:10:13,408 Clara, thank you so much 299 00:10:13,433 --> 00:10:14,751 - for this lesson. - Of course. 300 00:10:14,776 --> 00:10:17,197 Would it be okay if we just moved these guys 301 00:10:17,222 --> 00:10:18,222 in the back? 302 00:10:18,247 --> 00:10:19,513 They're all girls. 303 00:10:19,538 --> 00:10:20,804 Oh. 304 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:21,829 Ah... 305 00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:24,783 That's Reese Wither-Cat, and you need to look out. 306 00:10:24,808 --> 00:10:27,517 She tells Big Little Meows. 307 00:10:34,364 --> 00:10:35,696 I'm proud of you, Rio. 308 00:10:35,721 --> 00:10:37,290 You came to the right person. 309 00:10:37,314 --> 00:10:38,610 I think so, yeah. 310 00:10:38,635 --> 00:10:40,013 - This feels right. This feels right. - Alright. 311 00:10:40,037 --> 00:10:42,626 - Okay. Yes, let's begin. - Mm-hmm. 312 00:10:43,427 --> 00:10:45,527 Connie? What are you... What are you doing? 313 00:10:45,552 --> 00:10:46,954 Well, this is how I taught Brandon. 314 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:48,630 You know, driving's about trust. 315 00:10:48,655 --> 00:10:49,712 And I trust you. 316 00:10:49,737 --> 00:10:52,894 Now, whether we live or die, it's up to you, alright? 317 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,252 So, good night. 318 00:10:54,842 --> 00:10:57,173 Oh, wow. That is... so scary. 319 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:58,775 - Rio, just relax. - Yeah. 320 00:10:58,800 --> 00:10:59,962 Don't wake me. 321 00:10:59,987 --> 00:11:01,020 Okay, don't wake you. 322 00:11:01,045 --> 00:11:02,876 - Okay. I'm gonna just... Oh. - Mm-hmm. 323 00:11:04,354 --> 00:11:05,923 Oh, man! Oh, man! 324 00:11:05,948 --> 00:11:07,642 Oh, going fast! It's going fast! 325 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,311 Slow down! Slow down! 326 00:11:10,761 --> 00:11:13,134 Damn, did you just run into Kay with my car? 327 00:11:13,159 --> 00:11:14,690 Oh, man. She doesn't know I'm here. 328 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:15,916 - She's gonna be so mad. - Ohhh... 329 00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:18,040 Rio! Why are you driving? 330 00:11:18,065 --> 00:11:20,298 Wait, is Connie giving you a lesson instead of me? 331 00:11:21,355 --> 00:11:22,595 I'm so sorry I didn't tell you. 332 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,455 It's just that, you know, it was so scary with you, 333 00:11:24,479 --> 00:11:25,970 and, you know, you yelled a lot. 334 00:11:25,995 --> 00:11:27,728 But basically, I did have to go learn 335 00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:28,876 from Rudy and Clara... 336 00:11:28,901 --> 00:11:30,480 Oh, so you're learning from everybody in the town 337 00:11:30,504 --> 00:11:32,704 and I'm just mean Kay with her mean yells 338 00:11:32,729 --> 00:11:34,744 coming out of her mean mouth all mean day long? 339 00:11:34,769 --> 00:11:36,970 No. No. No. I was... 340 00:11:36,995 --> 00:11:38,156 - Kay. - No. 341 00:11:38,493 --> 00:11:40,197 Oh, wow. She is... 342 00:11:40,222 --> 00:11:42,017 Oh! So strong. 343 00:11:42,042 --> 00:11:43,042 Kay, listen to me. 344 00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:46,499 Those other lessons, they did not mean anything to me. Kay? 345 00:11:46,524 --> 00:11:47,549 Kay! 346 00:11:47,573 --> 00:11:49,039 Kay, are you okay? 347 00:11:50,599 --> 00:11:52,775 She took driving lessons behind your back 348 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,539 and then she crashed into our truck? 349 00:11:54,564 --> 00:11:56,079 Yep. You got it. 350 00:11:56,104 --> 00:11:57,599 I don't get it. 351 00:11:57,624 --> 00:11:58,901 Why aren't you yelling and screaming? 352 00:11:58,925 --> 00:12:00,338 I don't know. That's the weirdest part. 353 00:12:00,362 --> 00:12:01,876 I'm not that mad at her. 354 00:12:01,901 --> 00:12:03,341 My heart's just not in it this time. 355 00:12:03,366 --> 00:12:04,454 Wow. 356 00:12:04,479 --> 00:12:06,579 You two must really be best friends, 357 00:12:06,604 --> 00:12:09,736 because when Clay Aiken lost, you set our TV on fire. 358 00:12:09,761 --> 00:12:11,275 Well, he's got the voice of an angel! 359 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:13,892 I just want to grab Rio by the shoulders and... 360 00:12:14,156 --> 00:12:15,884 bring her in for a hug. 361 00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,686 Dang it! My anger's not there. 362 00:12:17,711 --> 00:12:19,144 Well, I got enough for both of us. 363 00:12:19,169 --> 00:12:21,456 I'll tell you what, I want to see that metal T-bone 364 00:12:21,481 --> 00:12:23,689 holding up Jacob's pants more than anything. 365 00:12:23,714 --> 00:12:25,074 Beau, do you think maybe sometimes 366 00:12:25,099 --> 00:12:26,939 we both get a little too angry? 367 00:12:26,964 --> 00:12:28,033 No! 368 00:12:28,058 --> 00:12:29,224 Maybe! 369 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,732 Possible. 370 00:12:30,757 --> 00:12:32,924 Why don't you just try and find a different way 371 00:12:32,949 --> 00:12:34,415 to get through to Jacob? 372 00:12:38,354 --> 00:12:41,197 You are wise... 373 00:12:41,222 --> 00:12:42,931 ... and beautiful... 374 00:12:43,436 --> 00:12:46,214 and I am so happy you took me back. 375 00:12:46,619 --> 00:12:48,742 Well, with an ass like that, did I have a choice? 376 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,415 What are you starting? 377 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,707 ♪ The battle never ending ♪ 378 00:12:52,732 --> 00:12:55,556 ♪ By 'morrow, take the cave ♪ 379 00:12:55,581 --> 00:12:56,806 Owww! 380 00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:58,626 Whoo! Man! 381 00:12:58,651 --> 00:13:00,329 Whoo! Whoo! 382 00:13:00,353 --> 00:13:02,587 Alright, Dad. Go ahead, yell at me. 383 00:13:02,612 --> 00:13:04,679 Mm. That was catchy. 384 00:13:04,704 --> 00:13:06,568 S... I love it. 385 00:13:06,946 --> 00:13:08,961 You... You do? 386 00:13:08,986 --> 00:13:10,228 Oh, so good. 387 00:13:10,253 --> 00:13:12,213 I don't want you to ever quit playing in this band. 388 00:13:12,237 --> 00:13:13,942 Maybe you can do both. 389 00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:16,342 You know, come to the meat-judging competition. 390 00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:17,633 If that's chill with you. 391 00:13:17,658 --> 00:13:18,803 The whole county'll be there. 392 00:13:18,827 --> 00:13:20,115 Okay. I'll do it. 393 00:13:20,323 --> 00:13:22,451 What? We should talk about this. 394 00:13:22,476 --> 00:13:24,754 No, no, my... my dad knows what's best. 395 00:13:24,779 --> 00:13:25,978 Wow. 396 00:13:27,270 --> 00:13:29,623 I've always been a scream-first kind of guy. 397 00:13:30,415 --> 00:13:33,146 This makes me rethink a lot of things I've done. 398 00:13:37,023 --> 00:13:38,451 I'm not judging meat. 399 00:13:38,476 --> 00:13:39,976 I'm playing rock 'n' roll. 400 00:13:40,001 --> 00:13:42,535 Tomorrow, the whole town is gonna be there, 401 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,537 and we are gonna ambush the stage! 402 00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:46,474 Oh, you fooled me, man! 403 00:13:46,499 --> 00:13:47,832 I can't keep up with you. 404 00:13:47,857 --> 00:13:49,638 You're like Odin's eight-legged horse. 405 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:52,013 Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop! 406 00:13:55,163 --> 00:13:56,516 _ 407 00:14:00,775 --> 00:14:03,085 Oh, man. This is so badass. 408 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,421 Like when Rage Against the Machine 409 00:14:04,445 --> 00:14:05,956 played in front of the New York Stock Exchange. 410 00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:07,146 Shut it down. 411 00:14:07,171 --> 00:14:09,345 Man, you sound so old when you talk about ancient bands, 412 00:14:09,369 --> 00:14:11,172 but... I'm amped. 413 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:13,524 I got the chills. 414 00:14:13,549 --> 00:14:15,758 Well, they do turn it down to 60 because of the meat. 415 00:14:15,783 --> 00:14:17,930 - Yeah. - Okay, when I get on stage, 416 00:14:17,955 --> 00:14:20,407 I'm gonna give 'em a little taste of actual judging, 417 00:14:20,432 --> 00:14:22,772 and then I'm gonna say "rancid meat." 418 00:14:22,797 --> 00:14:25,197 Right, and that's my cue to get out my axe 419 00:14:25,222 --> 00:14:26,721 - and unleash the raven. - Yes. 420 00:14:26,746 --> 00:14:28,493 And then I'm gonna scream "Volsung!" 421 00:14:28,518 --> 00:14:30,546 And we're gonna melt this crowd's face off. 422 00:14:30,571 --> 00:14:32,615 It's just gonna be a... a river of face skin. 423 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,907 Oh, man, I wish Mr. Liptak was here to see this. 424 00:14:34,932 --> 00:14:36,877 Though, I understand he's got pretty advanced glaucoma, 425 00:14:36,901 --> 00:14:37,901 so he'd probably miss it. 426 00:14:37,926 --> 00:14:39,665 Oh, hey, you got your Viking gear on? 427 00:14:40,687 --> 00:14:41,852 Oh, my God. 428 00:14:41,884 --> 00:14:42,953 Oh! 429 00:14:42,978 --> 00:14:44,579 - Yeah, chain mail. - So authentic. 430 00:14:45,016 --> 00:14:46,040 Hey, did you want to try 431 00:14:46,065 --> 00:14:47,508 that little side-braid that we were working on? 432 00:14:47,532 --> 00:14:48,656 - I know it was too tight last night. - Good to see you. 433 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,268 - But I'll be really gentle. - No, I'm o... I'm open... Deuuuuuuh. 434 00:14:51,292 --> 00:14:52,758 How's my Beef Boy? 435 00:14:52,783 --> 00:14:54,183 Hey. 436 00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:56,843 I'm gonna get a spot in front of all the losers' parents. 437 00:14:56,868 --> 00:14:59,198 Let's just hope there's no... rancid meat. 438 00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:03,327 What could be worse than rancid meat, you know? 439 00:15:03,352 --> 00:15:05,070 At a meat-judging contest? 440 00:15:05,485 --> 00:15:06,579 Rancid. 441 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,843 Chaos would break out. 442 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,888 - It's supposed to be fresh. - Shut up! 443 00:15:12,594 --> 00:15:14,113 Okay. 444 00:15:19,409 --> 00:15:21,002 - Oh. - Hey. 445 00:15:21,027 --> 00:15:23,511 - You have every right to be mad. - I'm so mad. 446 00:15:23,536 --> 00:15:26,035 So, if I could just have an opportunity to explain myself 447 00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:27,271 - before you say anything. - Mmhmm. 448 00:15:27,295 --> 00:15:29,695 I just want you to know that ever since moving here, 449 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,187 my favorite part of it is becoming friends with you. 450 00:15:32,212 --> 00:15:34,278 Okay, and so the idea of losing you, 451 00:15:34,303 --> 00:15:36,503 I just started to get in my head about that, 452 00:15:36,528 --> 00:15:39,548 and... and I started getting in my head about, you know, 453 00:15:39,573 --> 00:15:40,873 getting in my head about things, 454 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,185 and then I'm overthinking about my head, 455 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,188 and I'm like, "Well, if I just thought about it..." 456 00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,378 I'm sorry. Can you just shut your mouth for one minute? 457 00:15:47,403 --> 00:15:49,292 I've never seen a one-woman show in my life, 458 00:15:49,317 --> 00:15:50,631 and I'm not about to start right now. 459 00:15:50,655 --> 00:15:52,347 - Okay. - Okay. Oh! 460 00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:53,667 Are you okay? 461 00:15:53,692 --> 00:15:55,214 - Oh, God! - What's wrong? 462 00:15:55,866 --> 00:15:56,866 Kay, please talk to me. 463 00:15:56,891 --> 00:15:58,434 - I think I'm having a heart attack. - Oh, no. 464 00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,568 No, no, no. 465 00:15:59,593 --> 00:16:01,113 It's the same age as my daddy's first. 466 00:16:01,138 --> 00:16:02,349 You got to get me to the hospital. 467 00:16:02,373 --> 00:16:03,652 Well, I can't drive, honey. I can't... 468 00:16:03,676 --> 00:16:05,761 You have to drive! Do you hear me?! 469 00:16:05,786 --> 00:16:08,044 My chest is tighter than Manny Pacquiao's ass! 470 00:16:08,069 --> 00:16:09,069 - Okay. - Aah! 471 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:10,446 Oh, God, no. Kay? 472 00:16:12,162 --> 00:16:14,917 Rio, stop slamming on the brakes, or we're both gonna die! 473 00:16:14,942 --> 00:16:16,402 - How you doing? Kay? - No, no, no. 474 00:16:16,427 --> 00:16:17,776 - Kay, how you doing? - Steady. Keep it... 475 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,146 Well, I'm not doing good. I'm doing bad. 476 00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:20,825 - I'm having a heart attack. - Okay, please... 477 00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:23,092 Okay, take your time. Slow down a little bit, okay? 478 00:16:23,117 --> 00:16:24,431 - Easy, easy. - I'm easy. I'm easy. 479 00:16:24,455 --> 00:16:26,088 Put on your blinker, make a right here. 480 00:16:26,113 --> 00:16:27,931 Blinker, blinker. Taking a right. 481 00:16:27,955 --> 00:16:29,065 Careful on the turn. 482 00:16:29,090 --> 00:16:31,701 - Okay. Oh, my God. - Okay, and just pull right over here. 483 00:16:31,726 --> 00:16:32,911 - You want me to stop? - Stop the car. 484 00:16:32,935 --> 00:16:34,004 - Stop the car, Rio! - Oh, my God. 485 00:16:34,028 --> 00:16:35,788 - Are you gonna stop to die?! - Stop the car! 486 00:16:36,474 --> 00:16:38,474 Are you okay? 487 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,103 Kay. 488 00:16:40,128 --> 00:16:42,018 I didn't have a heart attack. 489 00:16:42,466 --> 00:16:43,667 What?! 490 00:16:43,692 --> 00:16:46,525 Everyone in my family lives to be at least 100 years old. 491 00:16:46,550 --> 00:16:47,985 Three of us have been on that Smucker's thing 492 00:16:48,009 --> 00:16:49,267 on the "Today" show. 493 00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:50,978 What is happening right now?! 494 00:16:51,003 --> 00:16:52,811 You just learned how to drive. 495 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,013 I had to get your head out of your butt 496 00:16:55,038 --> 00:16:57,119 so that you could start to trust your gut. 497 00:16:57,144 --> 00:16:59,433 Who's a bad teacher now? Hmm? 498 00:16:59,653 --> 00:17:01,050 Oh, my God. 499 00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:03,244 I did do... I drove. 500 00:17:03,269 --> 00:17:04,392 Yeah, you drove. 501 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,395 Whoo! 502 00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:10,886 You're crazy! 503 00:17:10,911 --> 00:17:12,241 You are really... 504 00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:14,134 - I am crazy. I am crazy. - You are much crazier 505 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,859 than anyone that, uh, I've ever met in Manhattan. 506 00:17:18,008 --> 00:17:19,374 You really thought I was dying. 507 00:17:19,399 --> 00:17:21,420 Yes! 508 00:17:21,445 --> 00:17:25,085 And now our final senior, Jacob Bowman. 509 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:26,999 That's my Beef Boy! Jacob! 510 00:17:28,938 --> 00:17:30,538 Sorry I was late. I was just... 511 00:17:30,563 --> 00:17:31,862 I was obeying speed laws 512 00:17:31,887 --> 00:17:33,546 because I... I know how to drive. 513 00:17:33,571 --> 00:17:34,983 - That's why I was late, so... - I, uh... 514 00:17:35,007 --> 00:17:37,499 I... I placed these sirloin steaks in order 515 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:40,210 two, one, four, three. 516 00:17:40,235 --> 00:17:41,991 I placed meat two over meat one 517 00:17:42,016 --> 00:17:45,772 because two showed evidence of less internal fat, 518 00:17:45,797 --> 00:17:48,030 w-which makes it... 519 00:17:48,288 --> 00:17:51,413 - You're doing fine, son. - You got this, Jacob! 520 00:17:51,687 --> 00:17:53,554 - It's okay. - Come on, Big Jake! 521 00:17:54,577 --> 00:17:55,858 You got it! 522 00:17:56,624 --> 00:17:58,014 Make... Make some noise! Come on! 523 00:17:58,039 --> 00:17:59,577 Jacob! Jacob! 524 00:17:59,602 --> 00:18:02,365 - Jacob! Jacob! Jacob! - Jacob! Jacob! Jacob! 525 00:18:02,390 --> 00:18:05,193 - Jacob! Jacob! Jacob! - Jacob! Jacob! Jacob! 526 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,904 - Jacob! Jacob! Jacob! - Jacob! Jacob! Jacob! 527 00:18:07,929 --> 00:18:09,889 - Yes! Yes! - Jacob! Jacob! Jacob! 528 00:18:10,647 --> 00:18:13,538 It makes it inferior based on its trimness! 529 00:18:13,571 --> 00:18:17,843 Though one displayed a more uniform color and was firmer, 530 00:18:17,868 --> 00:18:21,702 two displayed much less... bone. 531 00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:27,561 - Okay. - I chose four over three 532 00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:29,569 because four had greater muscling 533 00:18:29,594 --> 00:18:32,595 and was a trimmer, higher quality sirloin! 534 00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:34,046 Thank you, Bucksnort! 535 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,561 Good night! 536 00:18:37,493 --> 00:18:40,749 That's correct! A perfect score! 537 00:18:40,774 --> 00:18:43,575 Hey, hey, everybody, party at my old man's place later! 538 00:18:43,701 --> 00:18:44,867 That's my son! 539 00:18:44,892 --> 00:18:46,335 Our son. He came out of me. 540 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,022 We're not having a party. 541 00:18:52,529 --> 00:18:54,538 - Oh. - Congratulations, guys. 542 00:18:54,563 --> 00:18:56,444 Your, uh, your kid's a star. 543 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,507 Thanks. 544 00:18:57,532 --> 00:18:59,444 Why are you dressed like a moron? 545 00:18:59,469 --> 00:19:01,733 Well, I guess I didn't know the vibe of this thing. 546 00:19:01,758 --> 00:19:03,171 I... O... kay. 547 00:19:03,195 --> 00:19:06,439 Whoo! Champion. Wow! 548 00:19:06,464 --> 00:19:07,496 Thank... Thank you. 549 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:08,679 Um... 550 00:19:08,704 --> 00:19:11,911 Mike, I'm... I'm sorry that I never said "rancid meat." 551 00:19:11,936 --> 00:19:13,669 I just... I think that my biggest passion 552 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,116 isn't music or meat. 553 00:19:15,141 --> 00:19:16,905 It's people cheering for me. 554 00:19:16,930 --> 00:19:18,262 But, um.... 555 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,671 I let you down, and that... That was a real Tyler move. 556 00:19:20,696 --> 00:19:22,429 No, no. Mnh-mnh. 557 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,400 You were a Viking. Okay? 558 00:19:24,425 --> 00:19:25,858 You pillaged our moment. 559 00:19:25,883 --> 00:19:29,218 You took what you wanted, and you used it to rock out hard. 560 00:19:29,243 --> 00:19:31,343 Now, that's Volsung as hell. 561 00:19:32,429 --> 00:19:33,429 Wow. 562 00:19:33,454 --> 00:19:35,935 So... So not playing with Volsung was actually... 563 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,960 The most Volsung thing you could've done. 564 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:40,676 I have nothing more to teach you. 565 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:42,267 Cool. 566 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:43,581 Um... 567 00:19:43,866 --> 00:19:44,944 I'm gonna bounce. 568 00:19:44,969 --> 00:19:46,681 Some of the kids wanted me to autograph their meat 569 00:19:46,705 --> 00:19:47,825 and take some selfies, so... 570 00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:49,116 - You know the drill. - Yeah. 571 00:19:49,141 --> 00:19:50,887 - I'm not sure that I do know the drill. - I don't think so. 572 00:19:50,911 --> 00:19:52,051 Were you gonna... 573 00:19:52,076 --> 00:19:54,043 Were you gonna play a Volsung concert here? 574 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:56,238 Yeah, we were gonna storm the stage, and, you know... 575 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,263 Ohh. 576 00:19:57,288 --> 00:19:59,161 Are you upset? I feel like you're bummed. 577 00:19:59,186 --> 00:20:01,160 - Are you bummed? - No. No, no, no. No. 578 00:20:01,185 --> 00:20:02,719 Look, I get it... You don't get to live out 579 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,676 every dream you've ever had. 580 00:20:04,879 --> 00:20:07,033 You got to get on that stage right now, Mike. 581 00:20:07,058 --> 00:20:08,858 No, no, that... That was a dumb idea. 582 00:20:08,883 --> 00:20:10,180 - No, no. - No, that was a dumb idea. 583 00:20:10,204 --> 00:20:13,371 Any dream that's worth pursuing is not dumb, 584 00:20:13,396 --> 00:20:15,041 even if it started in high school. 585 00:20:15,066 --> 00:20:17,083 You know, it's like my driving, right? 586 00:20:17,108 --> 00:20:19,122 Guess what. I drove here. 587 00:20:19,147 --> 00:20:20,608 - What?! - In a car. 588 00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:22,139 - You drove here? - I did it. 589 00:20:22,164 --> 00:20:24,017 - Oh, my gosh! Yeah? - Yes! 590 00:20:24,042 --> 00:20:26,208 The most Volsung thing you could do right now 591 00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:28,335 is get on that stage and play! 592 00:20:28,798 --> 00:20:29,997 Oh, man. 593 00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:32,507 You are a stone-cold Hljod. 594 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,360 - Hljod? - Giantess. 595 00:20:34,385 --> 00:20:35,983 - Giantess? - That's Volsung's wife. 596 00:20:36,008 --> 00:20:37,539 - Oh, good. - They had ten sons together. 597 00:20:37,563 --> 00:20:38,929 Oh, wow. That's good for her. 598 00:20:38,954 --> 00:20:40,741 And him. I'm sure they co-parent. 599 00:20:40,766 --> 00:20:41,975 You gonna play? 600 00:20:42,639 --> 00:20:43,663 Yeah. 601 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,080 That's my husband! 602 00:20:49,627 --> 00:20:51,007 Whoo! 603 00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:04,709 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 44185

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