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- Is someone there?
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Margot, I thought I heard
you sneaking around.
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What are you doing up so late?
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- Nothing.
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- What you got there?
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A little snack?
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I haven't seen my
little girl in a while.
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Is everything okay?
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Let me look at you.
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Are you gonna make me walk
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all the way over there
in my weak state?
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Margot!
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Where are you going?
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- Oh my God. What happened?
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- He fell.
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- Honey, what are you
doing up out of bed?
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Margot, come help
me clean this up.
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Margot, get over here now!
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- She was running from me.
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She's afraid of me.
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- No.
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- My own daughter's
afraid of me.
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My own daughter.
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- Mom, that's disgusting.
I drink that too.
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Can you help me clean a little?
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Pilot's coming in
for dinner tonight.
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I want this place to look
not like a shit hole.
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And can whoever that
is not be here, please?
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- What kind of name
is Pilot anyway?
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- It's a nickname.
- What's his real name?
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- Paul.
- And how old is Paul?
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Oh Jesus.
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- Stop, he's not
that much older.
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- 30, 40? Could I date him?
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- Oh, stop, Ew, no.
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He's 30 something.
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- Why can't you date
boys your own age?
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- Because boys are immature
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- And a 30 something year old
with a nickname is mature?
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- Mature enough to have
a job, money, and a car,
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which is a lot more than I
could say about some people.
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- You're growing
up so fast, honey.
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Too fast.
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- Somebody has to.
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Are you gonna help
me clean or not?
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- Yeah, sure, sure.
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As soon as I can find an asprin.
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- I'll take care of
that headache, darling.
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- Oh my God. Baby, again?
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- What up?
- Hey, Pilot.
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- What's all this?
- Cedar planks, plywood.
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- I know what it
is. What's it for?
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- Oh, I'm putting a
playhouse in the backyard.
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- You a little old
for a playhouse?
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- For my daughter.
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- It's gonna be one
hell of a playhouse.
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- So, wait here,
I'll be right back.
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- Yep.
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You all right, Eli?
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It looks a little
fucked up in here.
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- I mean, McKayla
left, took Reagan,
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went to her parents.
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- Wait, like, left for good?
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- That's what she says.
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You know anyone
that wants a piano?
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I can't stand the thing.
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And she doesn't even play,
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it just sits there
without a purpose.
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- So, wait, what happened?
- She found my stash,
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read a couple texts.
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One thing led to another
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and she figured out that I
don't exactly pay for this house
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with an honest day's work.
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- So, what are you gonna do?
- I don't know.
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Business is good.
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Got three pretty big
drops tonight alone.
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- Yeah, women.
- Mm. Yeah.
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500.
- Yep. Oh yeah.
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Well, she'll be back.
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- All right, we'll see.
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- Hey, can I hit the bathroom
before I get outta here?
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- You're not gonna
take a shit, are you?
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- It's between me and God.
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- Hello and welcome
to another episode
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of "Zombie Playhouse".
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I'm your host, Casper Credence,
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AKA CC, AKA Captain Cannibal.
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Now, for those of
you who don't know,
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today marks a celebratory
episode, our 100th.
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It's a milestone
to say the least,
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and we couldn't have done
it without the support
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of our loyal listeners,
so thank you.
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Let's get right into this.
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Okay, so I'm gonna
start with something
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'cause it's been on my mind.
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Recently, I've received
quite a few emails
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and messages regarding
zombie sightings in the area.
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Now, for the record, I
get these all the time,
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but these particular
sightings are interesting
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because they all have
one thing in common.
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See if you can
guess what that is.
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One loyal listener wrote ,
" While walking
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my dog inHideaway Park yesterday ,
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I was chased by aman who was bleeding
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from the eyes and groaning ."
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Sounds like meafter a light jog .
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Here's another one.
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"Hey, big fan.
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Anyway, I think I
almost ran over a zombie
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in Hideaway Park yesterday
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before he disappeared
into the woods."
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I'm not making this up.
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These are emails from
different people.
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Okay, here's one more.
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" A mutilated homeless man triedto bite me in the bathroom
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at Hideaway Park ."
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Have you guessedthe commonality ?
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If you said Hideaway Park,
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then you win a prize.
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Now, look, if this
is part of some prank
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to help me ring in my
centennial episode,
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well then it was well
coordinated and bravo to you.
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But if this is not a prank,
if these sightings are real ,
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if the living deadwalk among us, then ...
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Then we're in some serious shit.
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Hey, Eli, heard about
what happened between
you and McKayla.
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I'm sorry, man.
That's gotta hurt.
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- Do me a favor and just
focus on your monster show
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instead of my relationship.
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- It's a zombie
podcast, you know that.
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I told you literally
a million times.
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- Guess I wasn't listening.
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- What's your problem
with me all the time?
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I just try to be nice
and neighborly to you.
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- It's annoying that you
know every little thing
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that's going on because
you don't have a life.
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- It's on her
social media, dude.
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- Like, I don't even
know how old you are,
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but you gotta be too old
to live with your mom,
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and your fascination with
make-believe creatures,
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it's not normal.
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- Don't come running to me when
there's a zombie apocalypse.
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- You see? That's what I mean.
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You actually go
to sleep at night
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with that thought in
your fucking head.
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- It could happen.
- Okay, let's say it could.
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Let's say it does.
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What are you gonna do about it?
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What is Casper
gonna do about it?
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You gonna save the world? You?
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- You know what?
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I'm not getting into
this with right now.
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You're putting your
negative bullshit onto me
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and I got a hot date
tonight, I don't need that.
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- Your mom's not hot.
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- Asshole.
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- You know, my ex and I
actually met at a church,
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if you can believe it.
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But ironically, we never
attended together as a family.
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Did Margot tell you
about her father?
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- No, she didn't.
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- Mom.
- What?
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- He didn't come over to
hear depressing stories.
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- Oh, you didn't?
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Anyway, it's not
depressing, it's just life.
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He died of cancer
when she was 10.
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- I didn't know. I'm sorry.
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- It was very aggressive.
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He was in a lot of pain.
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- Jesus. Spare him the details.
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- No, I don't mind.
- Well, I mind.
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- Margot doesn't like people
talking about stuff like that.
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She doesn't want people
to feel sorry for her,
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so she doesn't
really mention it.
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- Margot also doesn't like
when people talk about her
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when she's present.
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- What about your parents?
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- You don't have to answer her.
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- Oh, come on.
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Some people actually like
talking about their family.
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- Okay.
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My dad's dead and my
mom's an alcoholic.
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Did I miss anything?
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- Margot, Don't be a bitch!
- Mom!
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- My parents divorced when
I was a kid, actually.
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- Well, I am sorry
to hear that, Pilot.
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- No, it's totally fine.
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I mean, it was a long time ago
and they both got remarried.
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Stepdad is cool,
stepmom's a little crazy,
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but you know, like, it's fine.
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They'll make it work.
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- Should I call
you Paul or Pilot?
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'Cause I feel a little
silly calling you Pilot,
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if I'm being honest.
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- You can call me Paul.
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- Why do people call
you Pilot anyway?
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- He flew for the Air Force.
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- You did?
- Yeah.
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- Yep.
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- Well, and here I was
thinking it was just
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a silly nickname.
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Well, thank you for your
service, Paul, the pilot.
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Cheers.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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Such a fucking embarrassment.
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I did warn you though.
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- I didn't think
she was that bad.
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- You're right, it could
have been a lot worse.
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- So, do you think that
she believes that I flew
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in the Air Force?
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- You mean you didn't?
- No.
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But I can take you to
the sky if you'd like.
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- Ooh, I'd love to fly.
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- Well, then let
me give you wings.
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- You make me forget
about everything.
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I love that.
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- What are your dreams, Margot?
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- Dreams?
- Yeah.
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- Dreams are reserved for people
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who don't have to worry
about getting evicted
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from their homes.
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I spend my time in
reality, for the most part.
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My mom can't even
hold down a job.
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It's been that way
since my dad died.
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- Are you two close?
- Yeah.
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I mean, I know we were,
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but most of my memories of
him are when he was sick,
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towards the end
when he was dying.
229
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,503
That's all I see when
I try to remember him.
230
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,707
His body had wasted away
231
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:48,710
and what was left was
232
00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:51,946
a zombie pretty much.
233
00:16:52,981 --> 00:16:54,281
- That sounds awful.
234
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:58,352
- Yeah.
235
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:09,664
- Hey, what if I could help you?
236
00:17:09,797 --> 00:17:12,266
- That's sweet, but I
couldn't take your money.
237
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:15,637
- No, no, no, not my money.
238
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:19,373
- What?
239
00:17:43,865 --> 00:17:45,432
- Eli, thisis the third time
240
00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:47,067
I'm leaving you a message .
241
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,903
I know you're avoiding us.
242
00:17:49,037 --> 00:17:50,538
- Stopavoiding your mother .
243
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,139
- McKayla'sa wonderful girl . I know you
244
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:53,775
two can work this out .
245
00:17:54,008 --> 00:17:56,744
Oh, poor Reagan. Call me back .
246
00:18:20,902 --> 00:18:22,169
- Sorry I'm late.
247
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,403
- I've been here
20 minutes already.
248
00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:25,172
- I told you I'm sorry.
249
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,941
What do you want? A written
apology or something?
250
00:18:27,075 --> 00:18:27,875
- I just don't like sitting
here alone in a work van
251
00:18:28,042 --> 00:18:29,077
with drugs on me.
252
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,778
You know I hate coming here.
253
00:18:30,912 --> 00:18:32,245
- Chill, Eli.
254
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,147
Nobody comes out here this late.
255
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,824
- Just check out the
accessories in the side pockets.
256
00:18:44,092 --> 00:18:46,326
Just do it when you get home.
257
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,796
- It's a lot of damn money.
258
00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:50,130
- You don't trust me, Bo?
259
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,799
- I don't trust nobody.
260
00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:53,568
- You know, next time
I'm not gonna trust you
261
00:18:53,701 --> 00:18:55,268
when you say you'll be
somewhere at a certain time.
262
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,270
- Do you want my money or not?
263
00:18:58,405 --> 00:18:59,306
What was that?
264
00:19:00,575 --> 00:19:01,976
You got somebody with you?
265
00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:03,377
- Probably just a
coyote or something.
266
00:19:03,511 --> 00:19:05,145
Where are you going?
267
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,280
- Hello?
268
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,750
- Just gimme the bag, dude.
269
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:13,353
- You filming us.
- Whoa. What the fuck?
270
00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:15,623
- You got somebody
filming me? Huh?
271
00:19:15,757 --> 00:19:17,625
You get popped.
You a fucking narc?
272
00:19:17,759 --> 00:19:20,028
- What is this?
- You tell me.
273
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,629
- You trying to shake me down?
274
00:19:21,763 --> 00:19:23,965
- You trying to get
me on camera, narc?
275
00:19:24,098 --> 00:19:26,067
- Okay, you're high.
- That may be,
276
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,770
but I know what I heard,
and that ain't a coyote.
277
00:19:29,804 --> 00:19:31,039
Oh, you know what?
278
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,640
You wanna film me?
279
00:19:32,774 --> 00:19:34,241
I'm gonna film you. How
you like that shit, huh?
280
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,677
- Just gimme the
back so I can leave.
281
00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:37,244
You wanna stick
around, be my guest?
282
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,147
Watch out!
283
00:20:24,759 --> 00:20:25,993
Damn it.
284
00:20:46,547 --> 00:20:47,782
Oh God.
285
00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:21,709
- Okay, so Eli keeps his
stash somewhere upstairs
286
00:22:21,843 --> 00:22:24,411
and his wife is staying
at her mom's and he's out,
287
00:22:24,545 --> 00:22:29,183
so now's the perfect
time to do it.
288
00:22:29,317 --> 00:22:30,885
- I usually wait at least six
months into a relationship
289
00:22:31,052 --> 00:22:32,419
before I start robbing houses.
290
00:22:32,553 --> 00:22:35,857
- Right. Well, I
like to move fast.
291
00:22:36,023 --> 00:22:37,992
I'm not talking about
robbing him blind, you know,
292
00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:39,694
just like take a little bit.
293
00:22:40,995 --> 00:22:42,730
He's a drug dealer.
294
00:22:42,897 --> 00:22:44,364
The dude makes more in one
day than we do in six months.
295
00:22:44,532 --> 00:22:46,601
- And you want me to
go in there with you?
296
00:22:46,734 --> 00:22:48,102
- Yeah.
297
00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:50,671
- And do what? Keep a lookout?
298
00:22:50,805 --> 00:22:54,208
- Yeah, and like
toss shit around.
299
00:22:54,342 --> 00:22:55,743
I don't know, throw pillows.
300
00:22:55,877 --> 00:22:57,745
- You want me to throw pillows?
301
00:22:57,912 --> 00:22:59,714
- Yeah, break stuff.
- Like what?
302
00:23:02,850 --> 00:23:05,253
- There's a piano.
303
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,688
- You want me to break a piano?
304
00:23:07,822 --> 00:23:09,257
How do we even do that?
305
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:10,892
- I don't know.
306
00:23:11,025 --> 00:23:12,392
You know, toss shit
around, throw pillows.
307
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,362
Just make sure it
doesn't look staged.
308
00:23:16,530 --> 00:23:17,565
- Are you serious?
309
00:23:17,732 --> 00:23:19,033
You really wanna rob this guy?
310
00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:25,873
- Yeah, I do.
311
00:23:33,114 --> 00:23:35,383
- How convenient
that the window's unlocked.
312
00:23:35,516 --> 00:23:37,285
- I unlocked
it this afternoon.
313
00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:38,920
All right, bear hug.
- Okay.
314
00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:42,657
- Ready?
- Yep.
315
00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:43,791
- Yep, I got you.
316
00:23:45,526 --> 00:23:47,929
Okay, all right, all
right, all right.
317
00:23:48,062 --> 00:23:51,464
We go to the left.
318
00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:55,736
- Wait, does he have any pets?
319
00:23:55,903 --> 00:23:57,138
Dogs?
320
00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:59,941
- Oh shit.
321
00:24:00,074 --> 00:24:02,310
He has an alligator that
lives upstairs in his bathtub.
322
00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:03,911
- Dick.
- No, it's fine.
323
00:24:04,045 --> 00:24:05,680
It's a baby, it's
like five feet long.
324
00:24:05,813 --> 00:24:07,581
It won't even
bother you if you...
325
00:24:07,748 --> 00:24:11,152
Oh, wait, he does have cameras
by his front and back door
326
00:24:11,285 --> 00:24:12,320
that alert his cell phone.
327
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:14,055
Just make sure we just,
328
00:24:14,188 --> 00:24:16,456
we just gotta leave the
same way we came back in.
329
00:24:16,624 --> 00:24:19,093
- Is that the piano?
- Yep.
330
00:24:20,628 --> 00:24:25,299
- It's nice. I don't
wanna break it.
331
00:24:25,433 --> 00:24:27,034
- Okay, then just like
mess it up in there
332
00:24:27,168 --> 00:24:29,837
and just make sure it
doesn't look staged.
333
00:24:29,971 --> 00:24:32,873
- All right, just go upstairs
and do what you gotta do
334
00:24:33,007 --> 00:24:34,442
before the drugs wear off
335
00:24:34,575 --> 00:24:36,310
and I realize what
the fuck I'm doing.
336
00:24:36,444 --> 00:24:37,345
- Okay.
337
00:25:20,788 --> 00:25:21,689
Ow!
338
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,135
Hey.
- What the hell's that?
339
00:26:41,268 --> 00:26:42,736
- He's got a safe, but
it's bolted in the wall,
340
00:26:42,870 --> 00:26:44,472
so we just gotta...
341
00:26:44,605 --> 00:26:46,073
- Are you gonna take it?
342
00:26:46,207 --> 00:26:47,675
- Do you know how
to crack safes?
343
00:26:47,808 --> 00:26:50,411
- We can't just walk out
of here with his safe.
344
00:26:50,545 --> 00:26:52,746
- We can do whatever we want.
- You just said-
345
00:26:52,913 --> 00:26:55,449
- Wait, duck down. Come here.
346
00:26:58,752 --> 00:27:00,555
- No, no, no, no, no.
347
00:27:15,736 --> 00:27:17,138
- Oh, fuck.
348
00:27:17,304 --> 00:27:18,239
Shit.
349
00:27:19,406 --> 00:27:21,242
What are we gonna do?
350
00:27:22,343 --> 00:27:24,011
- We're gonna wait, okay?
351
00:27:24,145 --> 00:27:25,846
He's probably going
to leave again.
352
00:27:25,980 --> 00:27:27,014
- No, something went wrong.
353
00:27:27,148 --> 00:27:29,016
There's blood, and a lot of it.
354
00:27:29,183 --> 00:27:30,251
- I know. I saw that.
355
00:27:44,131 --> 00:27:45,933
- I don't wanna be here.
356
00:27:46,066 --> 00:27:49,003
- We just need to keep
it together, all right?
357
00:27:49,136 --> 00:27:50,137
We're gonna be fine.
358
00:27:50,271 --> 00:27:51,172
He's going to leave again.
359
00:27:51,305 --> 00:27:53,307
- You don't know that.
360
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,042
- What if he decides to
make a fucking sandwich?
361
00:27:55,176 --> 00:27:56,777
We gotta get outta here.
362
00:28:16,565 --> 00:28:17,998
- Ah shit.
363
00:28:35,416 --> 00:28:36,317
- Shit.
364
00:29:05,446 --> 00:29:06,780
- Fuck.
365
00:29:12,953 --> 00:29:14,121
- What the...
366
00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:28,469
- Gonna film me ? I'm gonna
367
00:29:28,603 --> 00:29:30,337
film you. Howyou like that shit, huh ?
368
00:29:30,538 --> 00:29:31,272
- Just gimme thebag so I can leave . You wanna
369
00:29:31,405 --> 00:29:32,773
stickaround, be my guest .
370
00:29:33,774 --> 00:29:34,709
Watch out !
371
00:30:03,103 --> 00:30:04,004
Oh God .
372
00:30:40,474 --> 00:30:41,909
- Oh, hey, hey, hey.
373
00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:43,712
What are you doing?
- Did you hear that?
374
00:30:43,844 --> 00:30:47,081
- Yeah.
- What was it?
375
00:30:47,214 --> 00:30:49,383
- I think it was like an
animal dying or something.
376
00:30:59,126 --> 00:31:02,664
- Okay, he's upstairs,
we should go now.
377
00:31:02,831 --> 00:31:04,098
- Hold on. Just wait a minute.
378
00:31:04,231 --> 00:31:05,132
- What do you mean,
"Wait a minute?"
379
00:31:09,671 --> 00:31:12,272
- There's like $10,000 in
each of those envelopes.
380
00:31:12,406 --> 00:31:14,709
- That he's taking
upstairs to put in his safe
381
00:31:14,843 --> 00:31:16,176
that we can't open.
382
00:31:19,213 --> 00:31:22,149
We have no idea
what just happened.
383
00:31:22,316 --> 00:31:23,785
He could be in
some serious shit.
384
00:31:23,917 --> 00:31:25,018
He's bleeding. What
if he killed someone?
385
00:31:25,152 --> 00:31:25,919
What if people are after him?
386
00:31:26,086 --> 00:31:27,522
- Okay, okay. Shh.
387
00:31:27,689 --> 00:31:28,757
- Fuck this.
388
00:31:57,519 --> 00:32:00,555
- Jesus, McKayla. What
the fuck are you doing?
389
00:32:00,688 --> 00:32:01,989
- I told you I was
coming by this weekend
390
00:32:02,122 --> 00:32:02,923
to get some of my shit.
391
00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:04,659
Just chill.
392
00:32:04,793 --> 00:32:07,494
- Yeah, well, now's not
really a good time, okay?
393
00:32:07,629 --> 00:32:09,597
- Who is that?
- It's his wife.
394
00:32:09,731 --> 00:32:11,064
- You said she was
at her mother's?
395
00:32:11,198 --> 00:32:12,299
- That's what he told me.
396
00:32:12,466 --> 00:32:14,501
- We're so fucked.
397
00:32:14,636 --> 00:32:17,204
- Eli, what happened
to your stomach?
398
00:32:17,371 --> 00:32:21,108
- Oh, shit.
399
00:32:21,241 --> 00:32:23,410
Look, it's been a
rough night, okay?
400
00:32:23,545 --> 00:32:24,712
- Let me see.
401
00:32:30,552 --> 00:32:31,820
What happened?
402
00:32:31,952 --> 00:32:34,054
- This crazy
homeless man bit me.
403
00:32:36,990 --> 00:32:38,526
- You really need to
get this looked at.
404
00:32:38,660 --> 00:32:41,261
- I know. I will.
- Like soon.
405
00:32:41,395 --> 00:32:43,832
- Yeah, I know.
- Like tonight.
406
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,671
Ugh, it's oozing.
407
00:32:49,804 --> 00:32:51,606
- You're the one
wanting to look at it.
408
00:32:51,739 --> 00:32:53,741
- Yeah, and I'm glad I did
because that shit is infected.
409
00:32:53,908 --> 00:32:55,510
- Infected?
410
00:32:55,643 --> 00:32:56,544
- A bite doesn't just have
to come from an animal
411
00:32:56,678 --> 00:32:58,111
to cause an infection.
412
00:32:58,245 --> 00:32:59,614
A human bite can be
just as dangerous,
413
00:32:59,781 --> 00:33:01,749
especially one from
a homeless person.
414
00:33:01,916 --> 00:33:05,986
- How dangerous?
- I dunno.
415
00:33:06,119 --> 00:33:09,289
Hepatitis B,
hepatitis C, herpes,
416
00:33:09,456 --> 00:33:12,326
AIDS, rabies even.
- AIDS?
417
00:33:12,459 --> 00:33:15,062
- Look it up.
- I can't go to the hospital.
418
00:33:15,195 --> 00:33:16,631
- Why not?
419
00:33:16,764 --> 00:33:17,699
- Because they're
gonna ask questions.
420
00:33:17,832 --> 00:33:19,299
- And?
- And...
421
00:33:21,970 --> 00:33:24,772
It happened, it happened
during a transaction.
422
00:33:26,875 --> 00:33:29,009
- A drug deal.
423
00:33:29,176 --> 00:33:30,745
So, what? The buyer
just attacked you?
424
00:33:30,879 --> 00:33:33,848
- No, not the buyer,
it was somebody else.
425
00:33:33,982 --> 00:33:34,883
- Who?
- I don't know.
426
00:33:35,048 --> 00:33:36,584
He was just there.
427
00:33:36,718 --> 00:33:39,386
He attacked the buyer
and then me and then...
428
00:33:39,554 --> 00:33:40,487
- And what?
429
00:33:43,457 --> 00:33:44,358
- I shot him.
430
00:33:46,159 --> 00:33:48,295
- Oh my God, you shot someone?
431
00:33:48,462 --> 00:33:49,329
- What do you want me to say?
432
00:33:49,463 --> 00:33:51,098
I had to protect myself.
433
00:33:51,231 --> 00:33:52,901
- Is he dead?
434
00:33:53,066 --> 00:33:56,704
Eli, is he dead?
- Yes, I'm pretty sure.
435
00:33:56,871 --> 00:33:58,606
- Okay, what about the buyer?
436
00:33:58,740 --> 00:34:01,576
- He's really dead.
437
00:34:01,709 --> 00:34:03,745
- What does that mean?
- I knew it.
438
00:34:03,878 --> 00:34:04,879
He killed somebody.
439
00:34:05,013 --> 00:34:06,246
I told you.
- Shh.
440
00:34:10,317 --> 00:34:11,786
- Bag so I can leave.
441
00:34:12,152 --> 00:34:13,487
If you wanna stick around -
- What is this ?
442
00:34:13,688 --> 00:34:14,488
- Be my guest .
443
00:34:14,756 --> 00:34:15,590
- Watch out !
444
00:34:30,337 --> 00:34:31,338
- Okay, turn it off.
- Are you watching?
445
00:34:31,506 --> 00:34:33,173
- Just turn it the fuck off!
446
00:34:36,711 --> 00:34:38,012
What was wrong with him?
447
00:34:39,079 --> 00:34:40,582
- Bath salts maybe.
448
00:34:40,715 --> 00:34:42,449
- Yeah, well, he
looked like a zombie.
449
00:34:42,584 --> 00:34:45,352
- Yeah, well then I guess
that would make me a zombie.
450
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,356
I'm quitting, Mick, I'm done.
451
00:34:49,489 --> 00:34:51,793
I have enough money to
do whatever we wanna do.
452
00:34:51,926 --> 00:34:53,093
- Eli, is someone
gonna come after you?
453
00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:54,194
- No.
454
00:34:56,196 --> 00:34:58,066
- What if they think
you killed him?
455
00:34:59,366 --> 00:35:03,071
Wait, did you take his money?
456
00:35:03,203 --> 00:35:05,807
- Well, I wasn't just
gonna leave it there.
457
00:35:05,940 --> 00:35:09,109
Look, look, this guy, the
buyer, he's my only contact.
458
00:35:09,276 --> 00:35:10,444
He gets ahold of me
when he wants shit,
459
00:35:10,578 --> 00:35:12,112
and that's the extent of it.
460
00:35:12,279 --> 00:35:14,882
Nobody's coming after me.
461
00:35:15,049 --> 00:35:17,719
Mick, this is a sign
for me to get out.
462
00:35:19,787 --> 00:35:21,789
- Look,I think if anythingis a sign, it's this .
463
00:35:21,956 --> 00:35:23,992
There's already beenthree cases of cancer
464
00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:25,593
and one of the guysis younger than me .
465
00:35:25,727 --> 00:35:27,862
- And they're sure they
got it from the factory?
466
00:35:27,996 --> 00:35:29,797
- They said it's
from the solvents.
467
00:35:29,931 --> 00:35:32,634
And I know we wear masks,
but you know, after time,
468
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,301
I'm sure that they don't work.
469
00:35:34,434 --> 00:35:36,104
- Have
you had any symptoms?
470
00:35:36,236 --> 00:35:38,006
- Other than the cough I've had,
471
00:35:38,138 --> 00:35:40,407
I guess I've been a little
lightheaded sometimes.
472
00:35:40,541 --> 00:35:42,777
- What are you gonna do
for work if you quit?
473
00:35:42,910 --> 00:35:47,615
- I will figure something out.
- For less money.
474
00:35:47,749 --> 00:35:53,387
- Look, there are more important
things than money, okay?
475
00:35:53,521 --> 00:35:55,056
Like that little girl upstairs,
476
00:35:55,222 --> 00:35:58,092
and I wanna be around to
walk her down the aisle.
477
00:35:59,861 --> 00:36:00,795
Okay?
478
00:36:14,174 --> 00:36:16,678
- I always told myself that
as soon as I had enough money
479
00:36:16,811 --> 00:36:20,915
and investments set aside
for Reagan, I'd stop.
480
00:36:21,049 --> 00:36:23,417
Tonight put me
where I need to be.
481
00:36:23,551 --> 00:36:25,520
Tonight, this ends.
482
00:36:28,388 --> 00:36:31,859
Mick, we can get past this.
483
00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:42,570
- Ow! What the fuck?
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
484
00:36:44,706 --> 00:36:46,174
I don't know what happened.
485
00:36:49,544 --> 00:36:50,645
- You're scaring me.
486
00:36:56,017 --> 00:36:59,887
I really think we need to
take you to a hospital.
487
00:37:00,021 --> 00:37:02,023
Eli.
- No hospital!
488
00:37:08,096 --> 00:37:09,597
- You should have the
combination of my safe
489
00:37:09,731 --> 00:37:11,364
in case anything happens to me.
490
00:37:13,568 --> 00:37:16,604
It's 08, 19, 72.
491
00:37:19,741 --> 00:37:21,008
You wanna write it down?
492
00:37:22,143 --> 00:37:24,212
- 08,19,72. I got it.
493
00:37:26,547 --> 00:37:27,949
Fine. All right.
494
00:37:30,350 --> 00:37:31,251
Happy?
495
00:37:33,253 --> 00:37:34,722
- There's almost
80 grand in there
496
00:37:34,856 --> 00:37:36,624
and another 50 in product.
497
00:37:36,758 --> 00:37:38,092
I'll give you the number
498
00:37:38,226 --> 00:37:39,292
to a guy you can
offload it to for 40.
499
00:37:46,067 --> 00:37:47,902
- Where are you going?
- Bathroom.
500
00:38:08,055 --> 00:38:09,657
Oh, that's not good.
501
00:39:11,652 --> 00:39:12,987
- Okay, they're both gone
502
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,223
and we have the
combination, 8,19,72.
503
00:39:15,388 --> 00:39:18,860
- We can't take it.
- What?
504
00:39:19,026 --> 00:39:20,995
- You heard him, he's done.
505
00:39:21,128 --> 00:39:22,129
If we take his money,
506
00:39:22,296 --> 00:39:23,331
he'll have to break his word
507
00:39:23,463 --> 00:39:25,166
and keep doing what he's doing.
508
00:39:25,299 --> 00:39:26,701
- That's not our problem.
- And what if he's right?
509
00:39:26,834 --> 00:39:28,336
What if something
does happen to him?
510
00:39:28,468 --> 00:39:30,504
Where's that gonna leave
his wife and daughter?
511
00:39:30,638 --> 00:39:32,006
They're gonna need that money.
512
00:39:32,139 --> 00:39:34,008
- Nothing is going
to happen to him.
513
00:39:34,175 --> 00:39:35,576
Look, I got news
for you, all right?
514
00:39:35,710 --> 00:39:37,745
He's not done, even
if he says he is.
515
00:39:44,051 --> 00:39:45,720
- What the...
516
00:40:30,598 --> 00:40:32,800
- That was so bad.
517
00:40:32,934 --> 00:40:34,568
- Thank God.
518
00:40:34,735 --> 00:40:36,304
I was afraid to say anything
in case you liked it.
519
00:40:36,436 --> 00:40:38,438
- My local church puts on
scarier stuff than that.
520
00:40:38,606 --> 00:40:40,708
- My nephew's third grade
class had better set designing
521
00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:42,677
in their school play.
522
00:40:42,810 --> 00:40:47,014
- I mean, they literally had
trash bags taped to the walls.
523
00:40:47,148 --> 00:40:49,016
- I'm so sorry I brought you
all the way out here for that.
524
00:40:49,150 --> 00:40:50,718
I read good reviews.
525
00:40:50,885 --> 00:40:52,452
- It's okay.
526
00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:54,288
I'm having a great
time making fun of it.
527
00:40:54,422 --> 00:40:55,488
- Good. Good.
528
00:40:55,623 --> 00:40:56,991
I'm having a great time too.
529
00:40:57,124 --> 00:41:00,227
I'm so sorry.
- It's fine. It's fine.
530
00:41:06,133 --> 00:41:08,336
- What?
- Is everything okay?
531
00:41:08,468 --> 00:41:10,604
- I don't know.
532
00:41:10,771 --> 00:41:13,674
Oh, do you mind if I take this?
533
00:41:13,808 --> 00:41:14,842
- Of course not. Go ahead, yeah.
534
00:41:14,976 --> 00:41:15,910
- Thanks.
535
00:41:16,978 --> 00:41:18,245
Hello?
- Jesus Christ.
536
00:41:18,412 --> 00:41:19,479
Thank God you finally answered.
537
00:41:19,613 --> 00:41:21,115
I've been calling and calling.
538
00:41:21,248 --> 00:41:22,683
I left you messages. I'm
fucking freaking out.
539
00:41:22,817 --> 00:41:23,684
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
540
00:41:23,818 --> 00:41:24,819
Slow down. Who is this?
541
00:41:24,952 --> 00:41:28,155
- It's Eli, your neighbor.
542
00:41:28,289 --> 00:41:31,058
- Eli, how'd you
get this number?
543
00:41:31,192 --> 00:41:34,628
- From your website,
the podcast page,
544
00:41:34,762 --> 00:41:36,496
Zombie Playhouse or whatever.
545
00:41:36,664 --> 00:41:37,698
- Yeah, so what do you want?
546
00:41:37,832 --> 00:41:39,333
I'm kind of busy right now.
547
00:41:39,467 --> 00:41:44,472
- I don't know. Advice.
- Advice about what?
548
00:41:44,605 --> 00:41:47,475
- About, you know, zombies.
549
00:41:49,377 --> 00:41:51,012
- Is this something we
can talk about later?
550
00:41:51,145 --> 00:41:52,346
- No, it's not.
551
00:41:54,982 --> 00:41:56,751
How should I put this?
552
00:41:56,884 --> 00:41:58,652
So, about an hour ago,
553
00:41:58,786 --> 00:42:01,822
I was attacked by a
man and he bit me.
554
00:42:01,956 --> 00:42:03,491
- Oh God. Is it bad?
555
00:42:03,624 --> 00:42:06,494
Are you bleeding?
- Yes. Yes, I'm bleeding.
556
00:42:06,627 --> 00:42:09,030
I have a temperature,
my heart rate is slow.
557
00:42:09,196 --> 00:42:10,731
I'm fucking puking
up black shit.
558
00:42:10,865 --> 00:42:12,433
- Listen, I can't talk
about this right now,
559
00:42:12,566 --> 00:42:14,702
but you should definitely
go to the ER, okay?
560
00:42:14,835 --> 00:42:16,537
Good luck and I'll
talk to you later.
561
00:42:20,541 --> 00:42:23,077
- Hello? Casper?
562
00:42:23,244 --> 00:42:24,178
Hello?
563
00:42:26,147 --> 00:42:28,249
- Who was that?
- My neighbor.
564
00:42:28,382 --> 00:42:30,818
He thinks he got
bit by a zombie.
565
00:42:30,985 --> 00:42:33,888
- Oh
- Yeah.
566
00:42:34,021 --> 00:42:36,557
- Huh.
- Look, he might fly straight
567
00:42:36,690 --> 00:42:38,125
for a little while, but look,
568
00:42:38,259 --> 00:42:39,860
don't let the bullshit
569
00:42:39,994 --> 00:42:41,530
that he's feeding her feed
into you too, all right?
570
00:42:41,662 --> 00:42:43,998
- What about the
bullshit you fed me?
571
00:42:44,165 --> 00:42:45,933
Trying to take his whole safe
572
00:42:46,067 --> 00:42:47,635
after you said that you weren't
gonna try to rob him blind.
573
00:42:47,768 --> 00:42:49,370
- Okay, well, now we
have the combination.
574
00:42:49,504 --> 00:42:52,406
- No, where are you going?
- He's in the bathroom,
575
00:42:52,541 --> 00:42:53,874
she's in the living room,
I have to go do it now.
576
00:42:54,041 --> 00:42:55,643
- Are you crazy?
577
00:42:55,776 --> 00:42:57,144
- Look, we're gonna
communicate through text, okay?
578
00:42:57,278 --> 00:42:58,547
I'll tell you when
I have the money.
579
00:42:58,679 --> 00:42:59,980
You just warn me
if they're coming.
580
00:43:00,114 --> 00:43:02,349
No, don't go.
Don't go out there.
581
00:43:02,517 --> 00:43:03,584
- I'm not gonna take
it all, all right?
582
00:43:03,751 --> 00:43:04,685
Calm down.
583
00:43:07,922 --> 00:43:08,856
- Shit.
584
00:43:50,798 --> 00:43:51,999
- I feel like getting
some ice cream.
585
00:43:52,166 --> 00:43:53,634
Do you want some ice cream?
586
00:43:53,767 --> 00:43:55,369
I like to get ice-
- Don't you think you
587
00:43:55,504 --> 00:43:56,571
should answer the phone?
- No, he's messing with me.
588
00:43:56,737 --> 00:43:58,472
He thinks what I do is a joke.
589
00:43:58,607 --> 00:43:59,640
- Would he be calling you
this much if it was a joke?
590
00:43:59,807 --> 00:44:01,642
- Yes, you don't know him.
591
00:44:01,775 --> 00:44:03,777
He's one of those guys that...
592
00:44:04,979 --> 00:44:05,779
Hey, don't.
593
00:44:05,946 --> 00:44:07,781
- Hello?
- Man.
594
00:44:07,915 --> 00:44:10,384
- Who's this?
- This is Georgia. Who's this ?
595
00:44:10,519 --> 00:44:13,354
- Where's Casper?
- He's right here.
596
00:44:14,288 --> 00:44:15,524
It's for you.
597
00:44:15,723 --> 00:44:17,024
- Thanks.
- Welcome.
598
00:44:18,159 --> 00:44:21,395
chuckling)
599
00:44:37,546 --> 00:44:38,479
- Oh shit.
600
00:44:40,848 --> 00:44:43,083
- Eli, I get 20
phone calls a week
601
00:44:43,217 --> 00:44:44,519
from people who think
they're zombies.
602
00:44:44,653 --> 00:44:47,755
It's actually a
segment on my show.
603
00:44:47,888 --> 00:44:49,558
- Maybe they were
telling you the truth.
604
00:44:49,723 --> 00:44:51,325
- Do you have any
idea the impact
605
00:44:51,458 --> 00:44:53,060
that one zombie would
have on the entire world?
606
00:44:53,194 --> 00:44:54,695
- That's why I'm calling you.
607
00:45:30,532 --> 00:45:32,099
If you don't believe me,
608
00:45:32,233 --> 00:45:34,536
take a trip to Hideaway
Park and see for yourself.
609
00:45:34,669 --> 00:45:37,071
- Wait, Hideaway Park.
Did you say Hideaway Park?
610
00:45:37,204 --> 00:45:38,707
- Yeah.
611
00:45:38,839 --> 00:45:40,609
- What's at Hideaway Park, Eli?
612
00:45:40,741 --> 00:45:42,644
- That thing that bit me.
613
00:45:42,776 --> 00:45:45,246
I shot him, or it, or
whatever the fuck it was.
614
00:45:45,379 --> 00:45:47,248
His body is at Hideaway Park.
615
00:45:57,791 --> 00:45:59,093
- Hey, can we video chat?
616
00:45:59,226 --> 00:46:00,261
I wanna take a
look at that bite.
617
00:46:11,238 --> 00:46:12,306
- Oh my God.
618
00:46:16,711 --> 00:46:17,545
Baby? Baby?
619
00:46:17,712 --> 00:46:19,213
McKayla? McKayla?
620
00:46:22,916 --> 00:46:24,151
Come on, baby.
621
00:46:26,621 --> 00:46:27,555
No!
622
00:46:43,170 --> 00:46:45,039
Why'd you take the moeny
623
00:47:11,198 --> 00:47:14,468
- Eli, are you there? Eli?
624
00:47:39,159 --> 00:47:41,696
Come on, man. I don't
know what happened.
625
00:47:41,830 --> 00:47:45,332
- I thought you didn't care.
- He mentioned Hideaway Park.
626
00:47:45,466 --> 00:47:46,934
- What's that?
- Hideaway Park
627
00:47:47,067 --> 00:47:48,869
is a public park area
628
00:47:49,002 --> 00:47:51,438
where some of my listeners
have reported seeing a zombie.
629
00:47:51,573 --> 00:47:53,842
And where there's smoke-
- There's fire.
630
00:47:53,974 --> 00:47:56,877
Why would there be a
zombie at a public park?
631
00:47:57,010 --> 00:47:59,781
- There's a CDC
building near there.
632
00:47:59,913 --> 00:48:02,116
Center for Disease Control.
- And?
633
00:48:02,249 --> 00:48:04,519
- And neuroscience, neurotoxins,
634
00:48:04,652 --> 00:48:06,554
and neurological research
have all been linked
635
00:48:06,688 --> 00:48:09,022
to the re-animation
of the brain.
636
00:48:09,189 --> 00:48:11,058
Hmm.
- What?
637
00:48:11,191 --> 00:48:12,727
- I guess I just always
pictured outta the ground
638
00:48:12,861 --> 00:48:15,462
Ramiro zombies
when the time came.
639
00:48:15,597 --> 00:48:17,331
- You're such a nerd.
640
00:48:17,464 --> 00:48:18,399
Oh my God.
641
00:48:40,053 --> 00:48:42,289
- Hey, I don'tknow what happened .
642
00:48:42,456 --> 00:48:43,390
Are you okay ?
643
00:48:44,258 --> 00:48:46,728
Eli? Eli?
644
00:48:48,061 --> 00:48:51,165
- You know, my grandmother
645
00:48:51,298 --> 00:48:54,602
was the most religious
person I've ever met,
646
00:48:56,437 --> 00:48:59,306
went to church every
week her whole life.
647
00:49:00,642 --> 00:49:02,976
I doubt she missed a mass.
648
00:49:04,978 --> 00:49:08,783
She prayed before every meal,
649
00:49:08,917 --> 00:49:11,251
read the Bible everynight before bed .
650
00:49:12,654 --> 00:49:14,254
She quoted
651
00:49:14,388 --> 00:49:18,058
scriptures for just
about any occasion.
652
00:49:20,728 --> 00:49:22,329
When she got stomach cancer,
653
00:49:24,632 --> 00:49:29,303
the pain was so unbearablethat she did something
654
00:49:29,436 --> 00:49:32,841
that nobody thought
she was capable of.
655
00:49:35,142 --> 00:49:36,443
She killed herself.
656
00:49:40,180 --> 00:49:46,521
Now, if anyone believes
that the price for suicide
657
00:49:46,654 --> 00:49:50,825
was eternal
damnation, it was her.
658
00:49:53,628 --> 00:49:56,798
But in the end,
it didn't matter.
659
00:49:56,931 --> 00:50:00,200
She gave up all her
convictions to stop the pain
660
00:50:00,334 --> 00:50:04,471
because she believed
she was already dead.
661
00:50:06,641 --> 00:50:10,845
And if you're already
dead, is it really suicide ?
662
00:50:10,979 --> 00:50:12,012
- Whoa. Whoa.
663
00:50:12,145 --> 00:50:13,848
Wait, just wait a second.
664
00:50:13,982 --> 00:50:16,483
I know where you're going
with this, and just wait.
665
00:50:16,618 --> 00:50:18,686
Don't do anything stupid.
Let's talk this out.
666
00:50:18,820 --> 00:50:21,154
Let's evaluate our options .
667
00:50:21,288 --> 00:50:25,192
- Options? What options?
668
00:50:25,325 --> 00:50:28,061
Is this something
that's reversible?
669
00:50:28,195 --> 00:50:29,898
- Can we at least
do a video chat?
670
00:50:30,063 --> 00:50:32,600
- For your podcast?
- Yes, Eli, for my podcast .
671
00:50:32,734 --> 00:50:36,103
But listen, if what
you say is true,
672
00:50:36,236 --> 00:50:38,640
we have an opportunity
to document your story.
673
00:50:39,807 --> 00:50:41,174
We can prove zombies exist.
674
00:50:41,308 --> 00:50:42,911
We can bring awareness
to the world.
675
00:50:43,043 --> 00:50:44,746
You'll be the fucking
Neil Armstrong of zombies.
676
00:50:45,013 --> 00:50:46,881
Your face will be intextbooks about this shit .
677
00:50:47,015 --> 00:50:49,383
- Maybe it's better if
the world doesn't know.
678
00:50:51,753 --> 00:50:54,288
- Then how will it be ready?
679
00:50:54,421 --> 00:50:56,089
How will your daughter be ready?
680
00:51:22,382 --> 00:51:27,087
- Can you see me ?
- Turn your phone sideways.
681
00:51:31,526 --> 00:51:32,694
- Better ?
- Yeah.
682
00:51:34,729 --> 00:51:35,797
Can I see your bite?
683
00:51:40,068 --> 00:51:41,301
- Oh shit. Sorry.
- Jesus Christ.
684
00:51:41,435 --> 00:51:43,170
- Sorry. Sorry.
- Should I drive?
685
00:51:43,303 --> 00:51:44,839
- No, no, no, you need to film.
686
00:51:44,973 --> 00:51:48,610
- Okay.
- How about your eyes?
687
00:51:50,310 --> 00:51:52,245
- Fuck.
- Would you just film?
688
00:51:52,412 --> 00:51:54,314
- Sorry.
- I'm sorry. That was rude.
689
00:51:54,448 --> 00:51:55,950
There's a lot going
on here right now.
690
00:51:56,084 --> 00:51:57,085
- It's fine.
- There's no excuse for that.
691
00:51:57,217 --> 00:51:58,251
Sorry.
- It's okay.
692
00:51:58,418 --> 00:51:59,319
- Thanks.
693
00:52:01,221 --> 00:52:05,492
- Does it hurt ?
Transforming?
694
00:52:06,561 --> 00:52:08,630
- Well, you have to die first
695
00:52:08,763 --> 00:52:11,099
and then when you wakeup you're transformed .
696
00:52:12,967 --> 00:52:14,769
- I guess that
doesn't sound so bad.
697
00:52:14,936 --> 00:52:18,606
- Well, technically you'realready dead or dying .
698
00:52:18,740 --> 00:52:20,842
- How long does it usually take?
699
00:52:20,975 --> 00:52:24,344
- It depends. It's differentfor different people .
700
00:52:26,581 --> 00:52:31,919
- Have you ever seen one?
- No, actually I haven't.
701
00:52:32,086 --> 00:52:34,187
- So, it must be prettyexciting for you .
702
00:52:35,523 --> 00:52:36,456
- It's amazing .
703
00:52:39,527 --> 00:52:41,361
- It's okay, you can smile .
704
00:52:44,932 --> 00:52:47,735
- So, I guess wehave to talk about
705
00:52:47,869 --> 00:52:49,504
what happens after you change .
706
00:52:49,637 --> 00:52:51,005
- What do you mean ?
707
00:52:51,139 --> 00:52:52,573
- Well, remember
what I said about
708
00:52:52,707 --> 00:52:54,542
the effects one
zombie could have?
709
00:52:54,676 --> 00:52:56,276
- Yeah.
710
00:52:56,544 --> 00:52:57,979
- Well, we don't wantyou infecting others ,
711
00:52:58,112 --> 00:53:00,815
so I'm gonna need you
to contain yourself.
712
00:53:00,948 --> 00:53:02,684
Still have that plywood?
713
00:53:02,817 --> 00:53:04,819
- Yeah, in my garage .
714
00:53:04,952 --> 00:53:08,388
- Okay, well, I'm about 40
minutes out and you're gonna...
715
00:53:10,024 --> 00:53:12,192
You're probably gonnachange before I get there ,
716
00:53:12,325 --> 00:53:16,064
so you need to use whatever
strength you have left
717
00:53:16,196 --> 00:53:17,330
to board yourself in.
718
00:53:32,212 --> 00:53:33,147
- Reagan.
719
00:53:34,582 --> 00:53:35,550
- I know, buddy.
720
00:53:41,556 --> 00:53:43,457
- Fuck it.
721
00:53:43,591 --> 00:53:45,526
Okay, let's do this .
722
00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:47,562
- Okay, good.
723
00:53:47,695 --> 00:53:49,964
All right, I need you to makesure you get all the exits
724
00:53:50,098 --> 00:53:51,498
and all the windows .
725
00:53:52,900 --> 00:53:54,902
Use screws and a powerdrill if you can .
726
00:53:55,036 --> 00:53:58,438
It is vitally important
that you cannot get out.
727
00:53:58,573 --> 00:54:00,373
I'll be there as soon as I can.
728
00:54:00,508 --> 00:54:02,442
- And then you'll...
729
00:54:02,577 --> 00:54:04,512
- And then I'll show up and-
730
00:54:04,679 --> 00:54:09,517
- Kill me.
- Unless you kill me first.
731
00:54:18,425 --> 00:54:20,995
- Listen, I need youto do something for me .
732
00:54:21,129 --> 00:54:22,597
- What?
733
00:54:22,730 --> 00:54:24,232
- I'm gonna leave
behind the duffel bag.
734
00:54:24,364 --> 00:54:26,768
Inside there will be
money, a lot of money.
735
00:54:26,901 --> 00:54:28,335
I don't want the policeto find it or anyone else ,
736
00:54:28,468 --> 00:54:29,971
do you understand me ?
737
00:54:30,104 --> 00:54:31,739
- What about McKayla,
does she know about it?
738
00:54:31,873 --> 00:54:33,340
- I'll leave it on
the kitchen island,
739
00:54:33,473 --> 00:54:35,275
just promise me you'll
give it to Reagan
740
00:54:35,408 --> 00:54:36,409
when the time comes.
741
00:54:36,577 --> 00:54:39,247
- Hey, Eli, what about McKayla?
742
00:54:39,379 --> 00:54:40,548
- Just promise me
or I'll shoot myself
743
00:54:40,748 --> 00:54:42,282
in the fucking head right now .
744
00:54:42,415 --> 00:54:44,585
- Okay, I promise. Jesus.
745
00:54:50,825 --> 00:54:51,926
- Is that your date?
746
00:54:53,795 --> 00:54:54,729
- Yeah.
747
00:54:55,797 --> 00:54:57,497
- Hi.
- Wow, she's ho t.
748
00:54:57,632 --> 00:54:59,100
- Thanks.
749
00:54:59,233 --> 00:55:01,368
Sorry that you're gonna
turn into a zombie.
750
00:55:01,501 --> 00:55:02,770
- Yeah, thanks .
751
00:55:04,939 --> 00:55:05,840
Good luck.
752
00:55:08,009 --> 00:55:10,443
- Hey, Eli?
- Yeah ?
753
00:55:11,979 --> 00:55:12,914
- I'm sorry, man.
754
00:55:15,583 --> 00:55:17,317
- Yeah, me too .
755
00:55:24,826 --> 00:55:26,594
Wow.
756
00:55:34,101 --> 00:55:36,204
Should I keep recording?
757
00:55:36,369 --> 00:55:38,606
- No, you can turn that off too.
758
00:55:39,540 --> 00:55:42,176
Thanks.
- Yeah.
759
00:56:11,138 --> 00:56:15,509
- Oh, Paul, look, it's a
duffle bag for summer camp
760
00:56:15,643 --> 00:56:17,678
to replace the one you lost,
761
00:56:17,812 --> 00:56:21,716
courtesy of Uncle Bill, who's
sorry he missed your birthday.
762
00:56:26,354 --> 00:56:28,890
Listen, not every present
763
00:56:29,023 --> 00:56:32,459
is going to be a
video game or a toy.
764
00:56:32,593 --> 00:56:34,896
When your uncle asks what
you wanted for your birthday,
765
00:56:35,029 --> 00:56:37,865
I said you needed
a new tote bag,
766
00:56:37,999 --> 00:56:41,335
so if you wanna blame
anybody, blame me.
767
00:56:46,707 --> 00:56:49,944
And we're gonna make sure
that you do not lose this one.
768
00:57:39,794 --> 00:57:41,461
Hello?
769
00:57:41,629 --> 00:57:43,597
- Hi. I found this number
in a bag at Cole's Tavern.
770
00:57:43,764 --> 00:57:45,833
I'm looking for a Paul Daniels.
771
00:57:45,967 --> 00:57:48,736
- Jesus. That's my son's bag.
772
00:57:48,903 --> 00:57:49,904
Let me give you his number.
773
00:57:50,071 --> 00:57:52,206
- Oh, okay.
774
00:57:52,340 --> 00:57:54,342
- He's probably looking
everywhere for it.
775
00:57:54,508 --> 00:57:56,143
Are there drugs in it?
776
00:57:56,277 --> 00:57:59,046
- I don't know, I
haven't looked inside.
777
00:57:59,180 --> 00:58:00,281
- Do you have a pen?
778
00:58:05,686 --> 00:58:08,155
- Hello?
- Hi, is this Paul?
779
00:58:08,289 --> 00:58:09,890
- Yeah, who's this?
- My name's Margot,
780
00:58:10,024 --> 00:58:11,392
I work at Cole's Tavern.
781
00:58:11,525 --> 00:58:12,860
I found a bag with
your name inside.
782
00:58:12,994 --> 00:58:15,863
- You found my bag?
- I think so.
783
00:58:15,997 --> 00:58:19,800
- I have torn apart my
house, my car, my...
784
00:58:19,967 --> 00:58:22,236
Sorry, you said Cole's Tavern?
785
00:58:22,370 --> 00:58:25,373
- Yeah.
- When do you guys close?
786
00:58:25,506 --> 00:58:26,507
- About 30 minutes.
- All right,
787
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:27,742
I'm gonna be there in 20.
788
00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:28,809
- Okay.
789
00:58:41,455 --> 00:58:42,590
- Is that the duffle bag date?
790
00:58:42,723 --> 00:58:44,558
- Yeah, I think so.
791
00:58:44,692 --> 00:58:46,394
- He's cute.
- Shut up.
792
00:58:46,527 --> 00:58:47,962
- You should definitely let
him win and influence you.
793
00:58:48,095 --> 00:58:49,030
- Stop it.
794
00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:21,695
- You must be Paul.
- You must be Margot.
795
00:59:21,862 --> 00:59:24,231
- And this must be your bag.
796
00:59:24,398 --> 00:59:26,700
- You must, must be an angel.
797
00:59:28,537 --> 00:59:29,538
Did you just start working here?
798
00:59:29,670 --> 00:59:30,971
I haven't seen you around.
799
00:59:31,105 --> 00:59:34,408
- Yeah, second day.
- Well, here.
800
00:59:34,543 --> 00:59:36,077
- No, I can't.
- Sure you can.
801
00:59:36,210 --> 00:59:38,279
- Really, I appreciate it.
802
00:59:38,412 --> 00:59:42,583
- Then take it.
Come on, as a tip.
803
00:59:42,750 --> 00:59:44,418
- I'd have to split
it with Willow.
804
00:59:46,053 --> 00:59:48,456
- Okay, well,
lemme take you out.
805
00:59:50,291 --> 00:59:52,793
Oh, what? Do you
have a boyfriend?
806
00:59:52,927 --> 00:59:57,431
- No, I don't know.
807
00:59:57,566 --> 00:59:59,433
- You don't know if
you have a boyfriend?
808
00:59:59,568 --> 01:00:02,103
- I don't know you.
- I don't know you either.
809
01:00:02,236 --> 01:00:04,071
- Why do you wanna
take me out then?
810
01:00:04,205 --> 01:00:05,673
- You found my lucky bag.
811
01:00:05,806 --> 01:00:07,608
I mean, I think this has
gotta mean something.
812
01:00:07,775 --> 01:00:08,943
- It means you must not care
that much about your lucky bag
813
01:00:09,076 --> 01:00:10,778
if you left on a
dirty bar floor.
814
01:00:13,447 --> 01:00:15,082
- Well, thank you for
finding it, Margot.
815
01:00:15,216 --> 01:00:16,784
I hope to see you again.
816
01:00:16,917 --> 01:00:17,952
- You should really update
the information in that
817
01:00:18,085 --> 01:00:19,487
if you're gonna leave it places.
818
01:00:20,589 --> 01:00:21,722
- Yeah, I'll do that.
819
01:00:26,561 --> 01:00:28,362
- I'm off Tuesday.
820
01:02:43,632 --> 01:02:45,966
You've gotta be kidding me.
821
01:04:48,389 --> 01:04:49,624
- You just scared
the shit outta me.
822
01:04:49,758 --> 01:04:51,925
- What did you do?
- Hey, she fell.
823
01:04:52,092 --> 01:04:53,127
She fell, all right?
824
01:04:53,260 --> 01:04:54,596
It was an accident, all right?
825
01:04:54,729 --> 01:04:56,063
Where's Eli?
- I don't know,
826
01:04:56,196 --> 01:04:57,264
but this whole
place is boarded up
827
01:04:57,398 --> 01:04:58,767
and we have to get outta here.
828
01:04:58,932 --> 01:05:00,033
- What do you think
I'm trying to do?
829
01:05:01,669 --> 01:05:03,571
- You have
nowhere to go Pilot.
830
01:05:05,005 --> 01:05:06,608
I've blocked all the exits.
831
01:05:08,942 --> 01:05:14,915
Coming after the money I can
forgive, but killing my wife,
832
01:05:15,048 --> 01:05:18,118
the mother of my child.
833
01:05:18,252 --> 01:05:19,754
I'm gonna make you suffer.
834
01:06:29,122 --> 01:06:31,626
- I'm sorry. Eli,
I'm sorry, man.
835
01:06:31,759 --> 01:06:33,360
Eli, I'm sorry, man.
836
01:06:33,494 --> 01:06:35,295
You pointed a gun at me, dude.
837
01:06:50,945 --> 01:06:54,147
- I'll see you soon, Pilot.
838
01:07:01,188 --> 01:07:02,557
- Margot, I...
839
01:07:04,358 --> 01:07:06,661
He was trying to kill me.
He was trying to kill you.
840
01:07:06,828 --> 01:07:08,563
I didn't...
841
01:07:08,696 --> 01:07:11,733
It's like the infection was
in his brain or something.
842
01:07:11,866 --> 01:07:13,500
- I'm an accomplice.
843
01:07:13,635 --> 01:07:14,936
I won't get as much time as you,
844
01:07:15,068 --> 01:07:16,871
but my life is fucking over.
- Hey.
845
01:07:17,005 --> 01:07:18,606
No, no, no, no, no, no. No
one's getting any time, okay?
846
01:07:18,740 --> 01:07:20,040
- Don't you watch
"Forensic Files,"
847
01:07:20,207 --> 01:07:21,308
the police are
fucking smart, okay?
848
01:07:21,475 --> 01:07:23,878
They figure shit out.
849
01:07:24,012 --> 01:07:26,915
How did he even
know you were here?
850
01:07:28,181 --> 01:07:29,082
- The bag.
851
01:07:30,018 --> 01:07:31,019
- What bag?
852
01:07:32,319 --> 01:07:33,688
- The bag. The duffle bag.
853
01:07:33,821 --> 01:07:35,322
The bag. My bag.
854
01:07:36,724 --> 01:07:41,061
- You brought that here?
855
01:07:41,228 --> 01:07:44,933
You brought the bag with
your fucking name on it here?
856
01:07:45,065 --> 01:07:47,602
Are you a fucking idiot?
857
01:07:47,735 --> 01:07:50,304
- It's my lucky bag.
- Stop saying that. Stop.
858
01:07:50,437 --> 01:07:51,706
You're not 10 years old.
859
01:07:51,839 --> 01:07:52,840
How can you be so
fucking stupid?
860
01:07:53,007 --> 01:07:55,810
How can I be so fucking stupid?
861
01:07:55,944 --> 01:07:58,278
They have a daughter, Pilot!
862
01:08:06,888 --> 01:08:08,455
- Hey.
- Help me get outta here.
863
01:08:08,590 --> 01:08:09,624
- Help me find the bag.
- Look around.
864
01:08:09,791 --> 01:08:11,358
And I don't know where it is.
865
01:08:11,526 --> 01:08:12,760
- We're not leaving without it.
866
01:08:12,927 --> 01:08:14,461
- Are you serious?
867
01:08:14,629 --> 01:08:16,064
- My name is in
the bag, all right?
868
01:08:16,196 --> 01:08:17,431
We can't just leave it here.
869
01:08:17,565 --> 01:08:19,067
There's two of us,
if we split up,
870
01:08:19,199 --> 01:08:20,635
we're gonna find it faster.
871
01:08:23,037 --> 01:08:24,438
There's no point in you
doing that, all right?
872
01:08:24,572 --> 01:08:25,472
They're lag screws.
873
01:08:25,607 --> 01:08:26,608
- What does that mean?
874
01:08:26,774 --> 01:08:27,809
- It means they're very sturdy.
875
01:08:27,942 --> 01:08:28,810
Look, he drilled into the studs.
876
01:08:28,943 --> 01:08:30,477
- How do you know that?
877
01:08:30,612 --> 01:08:32,479
- Look, they're in the
fricking window frame.
878
01:08:32,614 --> 01:08:34,247
He went through a lot of trouble
879
01:08:34,414 --> 01:08:37,417
to make sure that we weren't
gonna get outta here.
880
01:08:37,552 --> 01:08:38,586
Hey, what do you think he
meant when he was like,
881
01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:39,954
"I'll see you soon, Pilot?"
882
01:08:40,088 --> 01:08:41,923
- Are you really
not gonna help me?
883
01:08:42,056 --> 01:08:44,826
- I need you, Margot.
- Fuck you!
884
01:08:44,959 --> 01:08:45,827
Fuck you! Fuck you!
885
01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:47,361
Fuck you!
886
01:08:51,298 --> 01:08:52,332
- All right, look.
887
01:08:52,466 --> 01:08:53,835
- No, get the fuck away from me!
888
01:08:56,671 --> 01:08:57,605
- Fine.
889
01:08:59,272 --> 01:09:01,009
I'm gonna go check the kitchen.
890
01:09:01,141 --> 01:09:02,510
You check the living room.
891
01:09:10,118 --> 01:09:11,019
- Where?
892
01:09:21,428 --> 01:09:22,329
- Shit.
893
01:09:23,665 --> 01:09:24,599
- Fuck.
894
01:10:25,993 --> 01:10:28,162
- What the fuck was that?
895
01:10:29,362 --> 01:10:30,598
- He was dead, all right?
896
01:10:30,765 --> 01:10:31,632
He was dead. I
checked his pulse.
897
01:10:31,766 --> 01:10:33,266
- Did you see his face?
898
01:10:36,871 --> 01:10:38,206
Shit. Be quiet.
899
01:10:39,941 --> 01:10:41,743
Hurry up.
900
01:10:41,876 --> 01:10:43,878
- I can't be quiet and hurry
up at the same time, all right?
901
01:10:45,179 --> 01:10:46,914
- Do you have to be so loud?
902
01:10:47,048 --> 01:10:48,348
- I don't know what you
want me to do right now.
903
01:10:48,482 --> 01:10:50,084
- Oh God, you're
making so much noise.
904
01:10:54,122 --> 01:10:56,490
- Hey, hey, Eli, I am really,
really sorry about it.
905
01:10:56,624 --> 01:10:57,792
It was all an accident, man.
906
01:10:57,925 --> 01:10:59,794
Can we talk about this?
907
01:10:59,961 --> 01:11:02,262
- That's not Eli.
908
01:11:29,157 --> 01:11:31,291
- Eli, stop, stop, stop.
909
01:11:31,458 --> 01:11:33,094
No, no, no, man.
910
01:12:27,949 --> 01:12:29,416
- For those of you justjoining our live feed ,
911
01:12:29,550 --> 01:12:31,052
let me get you caught up .
912
01:12:31,319 --> 01:12:32,452
We are in the middleof a zombie hunt .
913
01:12:32,687 --> 01:12:34,522
And no, this is not a prank .
914
01:12:36,324 --> 01:12:37,825
I have visual confirmation,which I'll be posting later .
915
01:12:37,959 --> 01:12:41,062
And yes, I'm fuckingterrified .
916
01:12:41,195 --> 01:12:42,897
Invite your friends andfamily .
917
01:12:43,164 --> 01:12:44,497
This will most likely betaken offline immediately .
918
01:12:44,632 --> 01:12:46,534
- Casper, do you
have a girl in here?
919
01:12:46,667 --> 01:12:48,368
- Not now, mom. I'm live.
920
01:12:49,637 --> 01:12:50,705
- You do have a girl in here.
921
01:12:50,838 --> 01:12:52,540
I smelled your perfume .
922
01:12:52,673 --> 01:12:55,442
- Hi .
- Hi. I'm Casper's mom.
923
01:12:55,576 --> 01:12:57,211
- Nice to meet you.
- Don't video me.
924
01:12:57,345 --> 01:12:58,913
I'm not wearing any makeup.
925
01:12:59,046 --> 01:13:00,715
- Mom, what part of I'm
live don't you understand?
926
01:13:00,848 --> 01:13:02,717
- Well, frankly, I don't
understand any of this.
927
01:13:02,850 --> 01:13:03,951
- It means that
thousands of people
928
01:13:04,085 --> 01:13:05,485
are watching you right now.
929
01:13:05,653 --> 01:13:06,520
Yeah, seriously,you're gonna be a meme
930
01:13:06,687 --> 01:13:07,855
in like 20 minutes.
931
01:13:07,989 --> 01:13:09,023
- A what ?
- A meme.
932
01:13:09,156 --> 01:13:12,693
It's an internet thing. Yeah.
933
01:13:12,860 --> 01:13:13,794
It means, like,
you might go viral.
934
01:13:13,928 --> 01:13:16,530
- Let's roll.
- Okay.
935
01:13:16,664 --> 01:13:18,332
- Where are you going
with all that stuff?
936
01:13:19,934 --> 01:13:22,069
- To save the world.
- Go for it, honey.
937
01:13:22,203 --> 01:13:23,838
- Bye.
- Bye.
938
01:13:37,952 --> 01:13:39,553
- How do I look?
939
01:13:39,687 --> 01:13:42,890
- You look ready to
kick some zombie ass.
940
01:13:43,024 --> 01:13:44,325
Go get 'em, Casper.
941
01:13:44,457 --> 01:13:45,793
- You can record
me until I go in,
942
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:47,862
but you can't come in with me.
943
01:13:48,029 --> 01:13:48,930
- Yes, okay.
944
01:13:49,096 --> 01:13:51,098
- Let's go.
- Okay.
945
01:14:40,915 --> 01:14:42,149
- Shit.
946
01:17:36,323 --> 01:17:38,392
- Hurry, please!
947
01:17:38,527 --> 01:17:39,793
Hurry, please!
948
01:17:49,703 --> 01:17:51,472
He's coming for you!
949
01:18:00,181 --> 01:18:01,982
- Oh fuck. Oh fuck.
950
01:18:07,354 --> 01:18:08,657
It's Kevlar, bitch.
951
01:18:46,927 --> 01:18:47,828
You bit?
952
01:18:50,097 --> 01:18:51,932
- No.
- How many others?
953
01:18:52,066 --> 01:18:54,235
- Two
- Eli?
954
01:18:54,368 --> 01:18:55,269
- I got him. He's in there.
955
01:18:55,436 --> 01:18:56,437
- Oh, good.
956
01:19:04,745 --> 01:19:06,113
- He was right there.
957
01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:07,948
I stabbed that bar
right through his chest.
958
01:19:08,082 --> 01:19:11,752
- Did you get him in the head?
- No, in the heart.
959
01:19:11,919 --> 01:19:13,153
- These are zombies,
not vampires,
960
01:19:13,287 --> 01:19:14,989
you have to get
them in the head.
961
01:19:23,063 --> 01:19:24,265
Fuck.
962
01:20:06,907 --> 01:20:09,143
- Thank you for saving me.
963
01:20:22,624 --> 01:20:24,258
Hi.
- Hi.
964
01:21:07,401 --> 01:21:09,236
- Yeah, he broke his hand.
965
01:21:16,377 --> 01:21:17,311
- Reagan.
966
01:21:19,346 --> 01:21:20,247
- Do I know you?
967
01:21:22,249 --> 01:21:23,183
- No.
968
01:21:26,821 --> 01:21:28,255
Could you give us a second?
969
01:21:29,923 --> 01:21:30,859
- I'm good.
970
01:21:33,862 --> 01:21:34,928
So...
971
01:21:35,095 --> 01:21:37,331
- So, here we are.
972
01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:41,402
- What does that mean?
973
01:21:41,536 --> 01:21:43,437
- It means I've been
waiting for this day.
974
01:21:44,438 --> 01:21:45,673
- Should I be worried?
975
01:21:46,708 --> 01:21:47,876
- I knew your dad.
976
01:21:49,544 --> 01:21:51,245
I don't know how much
you know about him.
977
01:21:53,681 --> 01:21:55,416
- Were you a friend
of his or something?
978
01:21:55,550 --> 01:21:57,050
- Let's go with or something.
979
01:21:58,787 --> 01:21:59,987
- Okay, I don't know
what I'm supposed to do
980
01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:01,388
with that information.
981
01:22:01,523 --> 01:22:04,659
- Your father left
you some money.
982
01:22:04,793 --> 01:22:06,460
He wanted you to have it
once you became old enough.
983
01:22:08,128 --> 01:22:09,062
- How much?
984
01:22:10,598 --> 01:22:11,566
- This much.
985
01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:20,441
- Wait. Is that drug money?
986
01:22:20,608 --> 01:22:22,476
I know he was a drug dealer.
987
01:22:22,610 --> 01:22:25,946
- No, it's from investments he
had at the time of his death.
988
01:22:27,782 --> 01:22:29,116
Here, open your backpack.
989
01:22:40,961 --> 01:22:44,231
I wanna give you something else.
990
01:22:44,398 --> 01:22:48,235
Something that might be even
more important than that money.
991
01:22:50,304 --> 01:22:52,339
Something that nobody
else alive knows.
992
01:22:55,075 --> 01:22:56,678
I was with him when he died.
993
01:22:58,813 --> 01:23:00,314
- Oh.
994
01:23:00,447 --> 01:23:01,381
- I don't know if you
know what happened.
995
01:23:01,816 --> 01:23:02,617
- Just a little bit.
996
01:23:02,784 --> 01:23:03,685
I...
997
01:23:07,020 --> 01:23:09,990
- Your dad died doing
the right thing.
998
01:23:12,159 --> 01:23:14,094
If he hadn't boarded
up that house...
999
01:23:16,764 --> 01:23:19,701
Your dad died a hero,
1000
01:23:19,834 --> 01:23:21,803
and that's how you
should remember him.
1001
01:23:28,275 --> 01:23:29,209
- Reagan, come on.
1002
01:23:31,846 --> 01:23:32,747
- I gotta go.
1003
01:23:32,881 --> 01:23:33,815
- Yeah.
1004
01:23:35,215 --> 01:23:36,149
- Thank you.
1005
01:23:37,886 --> 01:23:38,820
- You're welcome.
1006
01:24:28,235 --> 01:24:30,370
- Hello, freaky fans.
1007
01:24:30,504 --> 01:24:33,508
Welcome back to
Zombie Playhouse.
1008
01:24:35,409 --> 01:24:37,812
I'm your new host, Georgia,
1009
01:24:37,946 --> 01:24:40,280
taking over for our fearless,
1010
01:24:40,414 --> 01:24:43,952
amazing zombie hunter
Casper Credence
1011
01:24:44,117 --> 01:24:46,353
who died saving all of humanity.
1012
01:24:47,956 --> 01:24:49,189
Rest in peace, Casper.
1013
01:24:51,425 --> 01:24:54,629
I understand that these
are big shoes to fill
1014
01:24:54,796 --> 01:24:58,098
and I'm not trying to replace
him as much as honor him.
1015
01:24:58,265 --> 01:25:00,535
So, please give me some time.
1016
01:25:02,402 --> 01:25:04,973
Now, I have taken some
time in the past few weeks
1017
01:25:05,105 --> 01:25:07,474
to read all of your comments.
1018
01:25:07,609 --> 01:25:10,210
I certainly understand
the skepticism
1019
01:25:10,344 --> 01:25:12,379
of what really
happened that night.
1020
01:25:12,547 --> 01:25:15,449
I mean, if I wasn't
there myself, I would
be skeptical too.
1021
01:25:15,583 --> 01:25:18,987
But I was there and witnessed
that account firsthand.
1022
01:25:21,421 --> 01:25:23,958
Now, ever since we
released that video,
1023
01:25:24,092 --> 01:25:26,561
there has been an investigation
near the CDC building
1024
01:25:26,728 --> 01:25:27,629
at Hideaway Park
1025
01:25:30,632 --> 01:25:33,433
and they have found
multiple experiments.
1026
01:25:33,568 --> 01:25:35,937
Now, I'm not confirming
anything but,
1027
01:25:38,238 --> 01:25:42,275
I promise to do the best
I can to update you.
1028
01:25:46,648 --> 01:25:48,281
I've gotta go.
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