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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,923 --> 00:00:03,423   Previously on       The L Word: Generation Q...     2 00:00:03,623 --> 00:00:06,013  I can't do anything   that's too...  3 00:00:06,213 --> 00:00:08,603  real right now.  4 00:00:08,803 --> 00:00:09,763  [Dre]    Okay.  5 00:00:09,963 --> 00:00:11,853     What the actual fuck, Taylor?    6 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:13,103  I'm sorry.  7 00:00:13,303 --> 00:00:15,063  Yeah, I am, too.  8 00:00:15,263 --> 00:00:18,653  -By the way, he dies in the end!   -Oh, come on, lady!  9 00:00:18,853 --> 00:00:21,443  You want to start your new life?  10 00:00:21,643 --> 00:00:23,443    Call this exactly what it was.    11 00:00:23,643 --> 00:00:24,743   An awakening.  12 00:00:24,943 --> 00:00:26,613   For both of us.  13 00:00:26,813 --> 00:00:28,573  -Fuck. Oh, my God.   -[Shane] What?  14 00:00:28,773 --> 00:00:30,123  [Angie]     It's someone I dated, briefly.    15 00:00:30,323 --> 00:00:32,123       Bum-ba-dum-ba-dum, bum...     16 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:33,493  [Shane] Hey, hey.   Grab your shit. Come on.  17 00:00:33,703 --> 00:00:35,583  I love you, but I am not  18 00:00:35,783 --> 00:00:37,293   my full self    when I'm with you, Finn.      19 00:00:37,493 --> 00:00:39,833   I am on my own path,  20 00:00:40,033 --> 00:00:41,133  I am taking swings.  21 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,923  [crying] My mom died.  22 00:00:44,123 --> 00:00:45,973  [Shane]    I'd like another chance.      23 00:00:46,173 --> 00:00:48,763   And I-I want to earn    your trust back.  24 00:00:48,963 --> 00:00:50,353   [Tess] I can't do this    back-and-forth, I just,  25 00:00:50,553 --> 00:00:51,473   I need to get off    this fucking ride.  26 00:00:51,673 --> 00:00:52,723  [Finley]    Are you okay?  27 00:00:52,923 --> 00:00:54,313      No, I think I need to lie--     28 00:00:54,513 --> 00:00:55,933  Hey. Carrie. Carrie!  29 00:00:56,133 --> 00:00:57,313    Yeah, trouble finds me      30 00:00:57,513 --> 00:00:59,153   [siren wailing]  31 00:00:59,353 --> 00:01:00,653  [medic]   Her heart rate       is dropping, we're losing her.  32 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:02,483  [medic 2]    Starting compressions.  33 00:01:02,683 --> 00:01:03,823   I need epinephrine       and bicarbonate going in, now!  34 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:05,783      [devices pumping, hissing]      35 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:08,993  -Stay with me.    - In your corner...   36 00:01:09,193 --> 00:01:11,663  She's stabilizing.  37 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:13,453      -[medic] I've got a pulse.         -[medic 2] She's gonna make it.  38 00:01:13,653 --> 00:01:14,833    Get her to CCU for observation.  39 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:16,333  [Carrie]   See, she's not dead.  40 00:01:16,533 --> 00:01:18,963    Next season, she has an affair     with a patient  41 00:01:19,163 --> 00:01:20,123    and she goes completely coocoo.  42 00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:22,253  Okay.  43 00:01:22,453 --> 00:01:24,333     Have many times have you seen       this show all the way through?    44 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:27,553  I don't really want   to answer that question.  45 00:01:27,753 --> 00:01:28,843  -Okay.   -All right?  46 00:01:29,043 --> 00:01:29,843  Let's just say a lot.  47 00:01:30,043 --> 00:01:31,013  -Uh-huh.   -[Finley] Hey.  48 00:01:31,213 --> 00:01:32,513  -[Carrie] Hey.   -[Misty] Hey.  49 00:01:32,713 --> 00:01:34,313  Hey, what did we say   about starting the day  50 00:01:34,513 --> 00:01:35,973  with a balanced breakfast       and a little movement?  51 00:01:36,173 --> 00:01:37,563      Well, we have said nothing,     52 00:01:37,763 --> 00:01:39,393  but you apparently   have said a lot.  53 00:01:39,593 --> 00:01:42,023      Okay, well, the doctor said         you got to get your steps in.    54 00:01:42,223 --> 00:01:43,693      We're trying to heal here.      55 00:01:43,893 --> 00:01:44,733  [Misty]       Yeah, it's only been a week     56 00:01:44,933 --> 00:01:45,693    since your heart attack, babe.    57 00:01:45,893 --> 00:01:47,193  Oh, I find   Grey's Anatomy      58 00:01:47,393 --> 00:01:48,863  very healing, you know?  59 00:01:49,063 --> 00:01:50,153      It's gotten me through some      really rough patches  60 00:01:50,363 --> 00:01:51,743  -in my life.   -Thank you. That's nice.  61 00:01:51,943 --> 00:01:53,073  -Well...   -[TV turns off]  62 00:01:53,273 --> 00:01:54,743  -Ah, come on.   -That can be your reward  63 00:01:54,943 --> 00:01:56,623  for doing   your stress test today.  64 00:01:56,823 --> 00:01:58,543  -Yeah?       -Yep, we got a quarter mile     65 00:01:58,743 --> 00:02:00,833  -up an incline, baby.   -Ugh.  66 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:02,713  Yes, we have to do that.   We're doing that today.  67 00:02:02,913 --> 00:02:04,043  -Yeah.   -[Carrie] All right.  68 00:02:04,243 --> 00:02:05,043  Then you can do   anything you want.  69 00:02:05,253 --> 00:02:05,963  -Yep.   -Including Misty.  70 00:02:06,163 --> 00:02:07,213  [Misty]   Ooh.  71 00:02:07,413 --> 00:02:09,173  Sex as motivation.   I like that. Yes?  72 00:02:09,373 --> 00:02:10,843  -[Finley] Hey!   -The two of you  73 00:02:11,043 --> 00:02:12,553    are really bad, you know that?    74 00:02:12,753 --> 00:02:14,553  -[Misty] Mm-hmm.   -Oh, my God.  75 00:02:14,753 --> 00:02:16,563      Ugh. Ugh. This is not eggs.     76 00:02:16,763 --> 00:02:17,893  No, it's tofu.  77 00:02:18,093 --> 00:02:20,183  Yeah? Well, tofu...   fuck yourself.  78 00:02:20,393 --> 00:02:22,483  No wonder I've never   had it before.  79 00:02:22,683 --> 00:02:23,863    I'm a lunatic   80 00:02:24,063 --> 00:02:24,903    I'm a bitch   81 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:26,233    I'm-a, I'm-a, I'm-a   82 00:02:26,433 --> 00:02:27,823    Light up all your shit      83 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:29,193    Blow a kiss like   84 00:02:29,393 --> 00:02:30,903    Whoa-oh-oh   85 00:02:31,103 --> 00:02:32,743   - I'm a lunatic     - Whoa-oh-oh   86 00:02:32,943 --> 00:02:34,203    I'm-a, I'm-a, I'm-a   87 00:02:34,403 --> 00:02:36,913    I'm a lunatic,    I'm a bitch...   88 00:02:37,113 --> 00:02:39,043  [TV playing indistinctly]      89 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:40,413  [woman over TV]        I think that's a great idea.    90 00:02:40,613 --> 00:02:42,423  [woman 2]    Yeah.  91 00:02:42,623 --> 00:02:43,463    [woman]   It's nice to know that          I can always depend on you.     92 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:45,923   [both laugh]  93 00:02:46,123 --> 00:02:48,423   -I love you so much.    -I love you, too.  94 00:02:48,623 --> 00:02:49,923  -Fuck you.   -[door opens]  95 00:02:50,123 --> 00:02:51,923  [Bella] Hey. I was hoping       for chicken nuggets  96 00:02:52,133 --> 00:02:53,893    but all they had was something     called a "fish cake,"  97 00:02:54,093 --> 00:02:55,763  so proceed with caution.  98 00:02:55,963 --> 00:02:58,143      I'm not hungry, but thanks.     99 00:02:59,223 --> 00:03:01,893  [Bella]   G, this has to stop.  100 00:03:02,093 --> 00:03:04,563    Get your sorry ass out of bed,     put on some clothes,  101 00:03:04,763 --> 00:03:06,773  and get to your reading.  102 00:03:06,973 --> 00:03:07,943  I'm not going.  103 00:03:08,143 --> 00:03:09,283  Hendrix can fail me if he wants,  104 00:03:09,483 --> 00:03:11,033  I really don't care.   [sniffles]  105 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:13,453  You're way too hot to be hung up       on some Hemingway wannabe.      106 00:03:13,653 --> 00:03:17,533  I hope to one day share   that perspective.  107 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:20,373  I got to run to rehearsal      108 00:03:20,573 --> 00:03:21,373  but when I get back,   you better be gone.  109 00:03:21,573 --> 00:03:23,123      I will definitely be here.      110 00:03:23,323 --> 00:03:24,963  Angie...  111 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:27,463     I'm serious. I can't see him.    112 00:03:27,663 --> 00:03:29,303  There's nothing in   this whole world that's  113 00:03:29,503 --> 00:03:31,303      -gonna make me want to go.       -[knocking]  114 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:33,883  [scoffs] Who's that?      Did you invite someone over?     115 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,383  [Bella]   No.  116 00:03:37,423 --> 00:03:39,313  -Surprise!   -Surprise!  117 00:03:39,513 --> 00:03:40,813  -Oh, my God. Oh, my God.   -[Tina] Hey.  118 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:42,353  Wait, what are   you guys doing here?  119 00:03:42,553 --> 00:03:44,813  [Tina] Well, we weren't   gonna miss your reading.  120 00:03:45,013 --> 00:03:46,853     [Bette] We're gonna film it,      is that okay?  121 00:03:47,063 --> 00:03:48,313  No, no, the reading...  122 00:03:48,513 --> 00:03:51,363  It's not a thing.   It's a non-thing.  123 00:03:51,563 --> 00:03:52,943  -Right?   -Yep, a total non-thing.  124 00:03:53,143 --> 00:03:54,113  [Bette]   Well, not according to  125 00:03:54,313 --> 00:03:56,493  the department website.  126 00:03:56,693 --> 00:03:57,493  Are you coming?  127 00:03:57,693 --> 00:03:59,243  -Me? No.   -Yes.  128 00:03:59,443 --> 00:04:00,873  [Bella]   Yes.  129 00:04:01,073 --> 00:04:02,583  -Is something wrong?   -[Angie] Nope.  130 00:04:02,783 --> 00:04:03,583  Is everything okay?  131 00:04:03,783 --> 00:04:05,213  She's nervous.  132 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:06,583  -[Angie] I'm nervous.   -Oh...  133 00:04:06,783 --> 00:04:07,753  About the reading.  134 00:04:07,953 --> 00:04:08,883      Big nerves about it, so...      135 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,843      Oh, honey, look, come here.     136 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:12,343  -Sit down.   -Don't... Okay.  137 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:15,013  You have nothing      to be nervous about, at all.     138 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,433  -That's what I told her.       -It's gonna be great, okay?     139 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:19,973  Just breathe, like in   your stomach sort of.  140 00:04:20,173 --> 00:04:22,683  Okay. Just... You don't       have to be nervous, honey.      141 00:04:22,883 --> 00:04:24,523  Because you are   an amazing writer.  142 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:26,693  Yes. And you have       such command of the stage.      143 00:04:26,893 --> 00:04:28,693  You were so terrific   in your high school productions.  144 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:30,613  I was a stage hand.  145 00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:31,863  And it was memorable.  146 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:33,323  -Okay.       -[Tina] Well, that's good.      147 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:34,443  [Angie]     Thanks. I hope that experience    148 00:04:34,643 --> 00:04:35,493  can get me through today.      149 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:37,863  [Bette]   It will.  150 00:04:38,063 --> 00:04:41,373    And then afterwards we can all       go out to dinner and celebrate.  151 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:43,333    [whispers] I made a reservation   at Providence.  152 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,713  -[Bella] So bougie.   -Okay, okay.  153 00:04:45,913 --> 00:04:47,423  I guess, um,  154 00:04:47,623 --> 00:04:49,213    -we're all going to this thing.   -Yep.  155 00:04:49,413 --> 00:04:50,543  -Yay.   -Great.  156 00:04:50,743 --> 00:04:54,213  [Tina]       Um, maybe you should, um...     157 00:04:54,413 --> 00:04:56,343  Are you gonna...   Yeah, maybe change?  158 00:04:56,543 --> 00:04:58,433    Uh, maybe just a quick shower.    159 00:04:58,633 --> 00:05:00,223  -[Angie] Mom, stop.       -Maybe just pits and bits.      160 00:05:00,423 --> 00:05:01,723  Or you could wipe just...      161 00:05:01,923 --> 00:05:03,223  -very fast with water.   -Guys.  162 00:05:03,423 --> 00:05:05,353  Or-or whatever you think   is best.  163 00:05:05,553 --> 00:05:06,983  -Totally fine. Okay.      -[Bette] That's-that's good.     164 00:05:07,183 --> 00:05:08,273  [Angie]       Now go, so I can get ready.     165 00:05:08,473 --> 00:05:09,733  -Okay.       -[Tina] You can get ready.      166 00:05:09,933 --> 00:05:10,903  -[Bette] Um, I love you.   -[Tina] We're going.  167 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:12,113  [Bette]   Break a leg.  168 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:13,523  [Tina]   Bye. Nice meeting you.  169 00:05:13,723 --> 00:05:15,443  [Bette]   You look great.  170 00:05:15,643 --> 00:05:17,573  [Bella]   They're low-key iconic.  171 00:05:17,773 --> 00:05:20,573    upbeat music   172 00:05:20,773 --> 00:05:23,743    Uh-huh, oh, yeah   173 00:05:23,943 --> 00:05:25,413    Oh, yeah   174 00:05:25,613 --> 00:05:26,703    Uh, where she get it?       175 00:05:26,903 --> 00:05:28,413    Uh-huh, uh-uh   176 00:05:28,613 --> 00:05:30,333  [door closes]  177 00:05:35,173 --> 00:05:37,093  Are you sneaking out?  178 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:43,223  Do you want some coffee?  179 00:05:43,423 --> 00:05:45,433  No, um, I'm good, thanks.      180 00:05:45,633 --> 00:05:49,693  It was really nice      to have you here last night.     181 00:05:49,893 --> 00:05:51,273  I think Mack missed you.  182 00:05:51,473 --> 00:05:54,943  [laughs] He's a good boy.      183 00:05:55,143 --> 00:06:00,693  Um, I was thinking maybe      we could go talk to someone.     184 00:06:03,283 --> 00:06:05,163  If-if you're ready to.  185 00:06:07,123 --> 00:06:09,413  I'm not... yet.  186 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:13,963  Thought it might be a good idea.  187 00:06:14,163 --> 00:06:16,053  Well, you also thought   it would be a good idea  188 00:06:16,253 --> 00:06:18,263     to fuck another woman, um...     189 00:06:18,463 --> 00:06:20,513  I'm gonna go to the,   um, expansion  190 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:21,973      and-and meet the tile guy.      191 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:24,303  I'll see you later.  192 00:06:24,503 --> 00:06:26,143        You can try to fight it      193 00:06:26,343 --> 00:06:28,223    Go ahead, if you dare       194 00:06:28,423 --> 00:06:29,983        No one's gonna help you      195 00:06:30,183 --> 00:06:32,313   This is life, it ain't fair     196 00:06:32,513 --> 00:06:33,943    Do you got it?   197 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:35,313     198 00:06:35,523 --> 00:06:37,153    Do you got it?   199 00:06:37,353 --> 00:06:39,743  Look at these little   jelly bean toes.  200 00:06:39,943 --> 00:06:41,243  They're so squishy.   Are you looking?  201 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:42,613  -Yes.   -Like-- Look.  202 00:06:42,813 --> 00:06:45,663  -Ooh! Oh, he's perfect.   -[Sophie laughs]  203 00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:49,833      I mean, his cat box is not           perfect. It's like-- whew.      204 00:06:50,033 --> 00:06:51,793  But I cracked a window.  205 00:06:51,993 --> 00:06:53,333  Oh, look at this one.   Look at this one.  206 00:06:53,533 --> 00:06:54,963      Come on. Have you ever seen      anything cuter?  207 00:06:55,163 --> 00:06:56,173  [Sophie]   Aww.  208 00:06:56,373 --> 00:06:57,843  Yeah, just the other   200 pictures  209 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,593  you showed me of   your kitten yesterday.  210 00:06:59,793 --> 00:07:03,473  Anyway, um, how are those         Rachel questions coming along?    211 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:05,303  -Oh, so good.   -Okay.  212 00:07:05,503 --> 00:07:06,603      Yeah, I can't believe we're      wrapping this season  213 00:07:06,803 --> 00:07:08,263  with the Rachel Maddow.  214 00:07:08,463 --> 00:07:10,103  I mean, we are living       the queer dream here, so...     215 00:07:10,303 --> 00:07:11,273  [phone chimes]  216 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:15,863    Ooh, do you have the green? Ah.  217 00:07:16,063 --> 00:07:17,823  There's only two.  218 00:07:18,023 --> 00:07:21,573  -Um, Alice.   -Yeah?  219 00:07:21,773 --> 00:07:25,613  Did you interrupt a movie       at a theater recently?  220 00:07:25,823 --> 00:07:27,533  Who's asking?  221 00:07:27,733 --> 00:07:29,663  Uh, everyone in my DMs.  222 00:07:29,863 --> 00:07:32,203  Apparently James Corden   retweeted the video  223 00:07:32,413 --> 00:07:34,173  and now the hashtag...  224 00:07:34,373 --> 00:07:37,673  -Oh, my God, that guy.   -"AliceSoEntitled" is...  225 00:07:37,873 --> 00:07:40,173  -is trending.   -"Entitled"?  226 00:07:40,373 --> 00:07:41,793  How is that even...  227 00:07:42,383 --> 00:07:45,473      -All right. Yeah, I see it.      -Wait a minute.  228 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:47,013  Did you yell   at an elderly woman, too?      229 00:07:47,213 --> 00:07:48,553  -Oh, my God.   -What? What...?  230 00:07:48,753 --> 00:07:51,393  Okay, we had a rapport   until she turned on me.  231 00:07:51,593 --> 00:07:53,063  Okay, and-and...  232 00:07:53,263 --> 00:07:55,903    Oh, and then you told everyone     how the movie ended.  233 00:07:56,103 --> 00:07:57,653  Oh, my God, it was an old movie.  234 00:07:57,853 --> 00:07:59,653  Everybody knows   how the movie ends.  235 00:07:59,853 --> 00:08:01,193  -Now everyone's talking about...       -[phones buzzing, chiming]      236 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:03,573      ...all this other bullshit       you've done.  237 00:08:03,773 --> 00:08:05,233  -[chiming continues]   -[murmuring]  238 00:08:06,233 --> 00:08:08,703  Alice, do you know   a guy named Daryl Brewer?      239 00:08:08,903 --> 00:08:10,123    exciting music   240 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,503  [gags quietly]  241 00:08:12,703 --> 00:08:14,043  Oh, God.  242 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:15,413    All eyes on me   243 00:08:15,623 --> 00:08:17,673     244 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:19,293  [Finley]   Okay...  245 00:08:19,493 --> 00:08:21,303  All right, here we are.  246 00:08:21,503 --> 00:08:23,173  A quarter-mile incline   with a view, baby.  247 00:08:23,373 --> 00:08:24,633  I'm gonna run up ahead,  248 00:08:24,833 --> 00:08:26,683      find the quarter-mile mark       for us.  249 00:08:26,883 --> 00:08:28,183  -You got this.       -[Carrie] Okay. All right.      250 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:29,353    Just follow when you're ready.     Stretch out.  251 00:08:29,553 --> 00:08:30,893  -Don't get hurt.   -All right.  252 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:32,393  [Carrie]   Are you sure?  253 00:08:32,593 --> 00:08:34,103  That looks like longer   than a quarter mile.  254 00:08:34,303 --> 00:08:36,523  Well, it's gonna get     a lot closer once we get going.  255 00:08:36,723 --> 00:08:38,603  -Yeah.   -And then, uh...  256 00:08:38,803 --> 00:08:40,523  we can get going.  257 00:08:40,723 --> 00:08:42,023  [chuckles]  258 00:08:42,223 --> 00:08:44,073  Well, you know, I would,   uh, like that,  259 00:08:44,273 --> 00:08:45,953  I just don't want to   die during it.  260 00:08:46,153 --> 00:08:47,953  You know?  261 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,573  -Okay.   -Yeah.  262 00:08:49,773 --> 00:08:52,203  You know, um...  263 00:08:53,373 --> 00:08:56,213  I wasn't expecting   to feel all these...  264 00:08:56,413 --> 00:08:57,923     feelings with you, you know?     265 00:08:58,123 --> 00:09:00,673  Yeah, me neither.  266 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:02,383    gentle music   267 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:03,923  I mean...  268 00:09:04,123 --> 00:09:06,223      I'm not somebody who just,      269 00:09:06,423 --> 00:09:08,383      you know, jumps right into       sex stuff or whatever.  270 00:09:08,583 --> 00:09:09,643  Okay.  271 00:09:09,843 --> 00:09:11,553      I totally understand that.      272 00:09:11,753 --> 00:09:13,313  -Yeah.   -Yeah.  273 00:09:13,513 --> 00:09:15,393  I can't take another heartbreak.  274 00:09:17,013 --> 00:09:18,943     We don't have to do anything      that you're not ready for, okay?  275 00:09:19,143 --> 00:09:20,103  [Carrie sighs]  276 00:09:20,303 --> 00:09:21,693  Obviously.  277 00:09:22,643 --> 00:09:23,943  -Thank you.   -Okay.  278 00:09:24,143 --> 00:09:26,243     But also I'm very good at it.    279 00:09:26,443 --> 00:09:27,953  -You're what?   -[laughs]  280 00:09:28,153 --> 00:09:29,953      I just-- I want you to have      all of the information.  281 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,283  I am excellent at it,       I've had a lot of practice,     282 00:09:32,483 --> 00:09:34,413  it would be a, you know,       shame to miss out, really.      283 00:09:34,613 --> 00:09:37,623     I don't plan on missing out,      Misty. At all. Oh, look,  284 00:09:37,823 --> 00:09:39,623  a family is here.      Hello. This is a family hike.    285 00:09:39,823 --> 00:09:42,083  -No sex talk.     -[Misty] All right, all right.    286 00:09:42,283 --> 00:09:43,253  [Carrie]       It's a family hike, Misty.      287 00:09:43,453 --> 00:09:45,843  -[Misty laughs]   -Come on.  288 00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:47,263  Oh, that's a...   that's an incline.  289 00:09:47,463 --> 00:09:48,513  [Misty]   We got this.  290 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,593        energetic, upbeat music      291 00:09:50,793 --> 00:09:52,013    Up the tempo   292 00:09:52,213 --> 00:09:53,683    Up    the tempo   293 00:09:53,883 --> 00:09:54,973  [Barry]   Alice,        I've got the board up my ass    294 00:09:55,173 --> 00:09:56,683       and sponsors ready to pull.     295 00:09:56,883 --> 00:09:58,313   What happened between    you and Daryl Brewer?  296 00:09:58,513 --> 00:10:01,353  I met him at a party.       He was with his boyfriend.      297 00:10:01,553 --> 00:10:03,863      Then his teammate came out       of the closet, which...  298 00:10:04,063 --> 00:10:07,283     was and is a very brave thing     to do, Barry.  299 00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:08,943   -Okay.   -Then Daryl Brewer  300 00:10:09,153 --> 00:10:12,203  goes on national TV,   he gay-bashes him,  301 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:15,203     so I responded by calling him     a fucking hypocrite  302 00:10:15,403 --> 00:10:17,543  and by doing so, yes,   I guess I outed him.  303 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:19,213   Oh, Alice.  304 00:10:19,413 --> 00:10:21,503  But she feels      very differently now, Barry.     305 00:10:21,703 --> 00:10:23,043      No, I don't-- No, I don't.      306 00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:25,173     I feel exactly the same way.     307 00:10:25,373 --> 00:10:26,713  [Barry]    People are angry.  308 00:10:26,913 --> 00:10:28,763   They need to see    genuine remorse.  309 00:10:28,963 --> 00:10:30,593       If you can't give them that,    310 00:10:30,793 --> 00:10:32,763   we think it's best if        you cancel the show tonight.    311 00:10:32,963 --> 00:10:36,393   Go home, lay low.    Let this blow over.  312 00:10:36,593 --> 00:10:37,893  Barry? [laughs]  313 00:10:38,093 --> 00:10:41,233  I am not canceling   on Rachel Maddow, okay?  314 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:42,733     Not my Maddow. Not my Maddow.    315 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:44,903  We're gonna figure   this thing out, Barry.  316 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:47,783  We really want to deliver          a great finale for our fans.     317 00:10:47,983 --> 00:10:49,403  [Barry]        That would be ideal, but...     318 00:10:49,603 --> 00:10:51,243      Thank you so much for your       leadership on this.  319 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,243  -We'll get back to you.   -[Barry]   All right,  320 00:10:53,443 --> 00:10:54,413   I'm giving you one shot.        Just don't make me  321 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:55,743       look like an asshole, Alice.    322 00:10:55,943 --> 00:10:57,163  [Sophie]      All right. Thank you, Barry.     323 00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:01,873  All right.  324 00:11:03,123 --> 00:11:04,663     What is the way out of this?     325 00:11:06,213 --> 00:11:07,753  I have no fucking clue.  326 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,093  But we'll find it.  327 00:11:10,293 --> 00:11:12,343  Well, at least you   sounded like you knew.  328 00:11:12,543 --> 00:11:13,593  So, that's a good thing.  329 00:11:13,793 --> 00:11:15,093   What you want, what you need   330 00:11:15,293 --> 00:11:16,853    Got the smoke,    bring the weed   331 00:11:17,053 --> 00:11:19,103        Gassed enough, tryna see     332 00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:21,063    If you got that '93   333 00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:22,733    Right now   334 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,063       Like it, like it, like it     335 00:11:24,263 --> 00:11:26,273    Give me that good loud      336 00:11:26,473 --> 00:11:27,483    Bring it now...   337 00:11:27,683 --> 00:11:29,113  [laughs]  338 00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:31,113  I think I figured it out.      339 00:11:31,313 --> 00:11:33,453     Oh, yeah? The song's working?    340 00:11:33,653 --> 00:11:35,283  [chuckles] I think so.  341 00:11:35,483 --> 00:11:36,283  What's it about?  342 00:11:36,483 --> 00:11:38,623  I'm not telling you that.      343 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,663  Oh, so it's a secret?  344 00:11:40,863 --> 00:11:42,083  Yeah.  345 00:11:42,283 --> 00:11:44,083  -Oh.   -[both laughing]  346 00:11:44,283 --> 00:11:45,293  Well, I like secrets.  347 00:11:45,493 --> 00:11:46,633  -Let me see.   -Mm-mm. Mm-mm.  348 00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:47,633  -Gimme, gimme.   -No, no, no, no, no.  349 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:49,303  -Give me a peek.   -No.  350 00:11:49,503 --> 00:11:51,633   I swear I can feel us getting      close now...   351 00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:54,933  -Come on. Tell me.   -Mm-mm.  352 00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:57,263    So discreetly when    you see me in my Fenty       353 00:11:57,463 --> 00:12:00,103    They on the floor,    floor, floor   354 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:03,233    Let them inhibitions go,       go, go...   355 00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:05,443  God, I love you.  356 00:12:05,643 --> 00:12:08,773  I mean, I love what   you're doing.  357 00:12:08,973 --> 00:12:10,943  Is what I meant.  358 00:12:14,023 --> 00:12:15,573  Not, like, you.  359 00:12:16,613 --> 00:12:18,653  [phone buzzing]  360 00:12:20,703 --> 00:12:21,993  Um, it's... It's Sophie.  361 00:12:22,193 --> 00:12:23,163  -I'm-a just...   -Yeah.  362 00:12:23,363 --> 00:12:25,503  -Um, please.   -Yeah, okay.  363 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,833  Hey, Soph.  364 00:12:29,043 --> 00:12:30,623  Perfect timing.  365 00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:35,843  [quiet chatter]  366 00:12:36,043 --> 00:12:37,343  [Angie]     They probably can already tell.  367 00:12:37,543 --> 00:12:38,803  They can, like, sniff   this shit out.  368 00:12:39,003 --> 00:12:40,143  [Bella]      I'm the only person who knows    369 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,973  you're banging   the professor, okay?  370 00:12:42,173 --> 00:12:43,223  Was banging him.  371 00:12:43,423 --> 00:12:44,483  Was.  372 00:12:44,683 --> 00:12:46,193  [Hendrix]   Hey, uh, good afternoon.  373 00:12:46,393 --> 00:12:47,563      We're about to get started,     374 00:12:47,763 --> 00:12:48,353      so if you could all please       take your seats.  375 00:12:48,553 --> 00:12:49,403  Thank you.  376 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:50,693  Bella.  377 00:12:50,893 --> 00:12:52,073  Here, come join us.  378 00:12:52,273 --> 00:12:54,233  -Oh, yeah.   -Yeah.  379 00:12:55,153 --> 00:12:56,573  [Bella sighs]   Okay.  380 00:12:56,773 --> 00:12:58,993  You got this. Good luck.  381 00:12:59,193 --> 00:13:00,653  Do I?  382 00:13:02,163 --> 00:13:03,833  [sighs]  383 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,373    You're the best person I know.    384 00:13:05,573 --> 00:13:07,003  I don't know about that.   That's...  385 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:11,213  Oh, you're smart and kind      386 00:13:11,413 --> 00:13:14,053     and full of life and wisdom.     387 00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:16,713  He's an idiot   and you're a catch.  388 00:13:17,843 --> 00:13:19,473  It's so obvious.  389 00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:20,893  Says who?  390 00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:22,513    gentle music   391 00:13:22,713 --> 00:13:24,893     392 00:13:25,093 --> 00:13:26,143  You got this.  393 00:13:26,343 --> 00:13:27,893  [Hendrix]   Thank you all for coming.      394 00:13:28,093 --> 00:13:29,403      My name is Samuel Hendrix,      395 00:13:29,603 --> 00:13:31,813  I'm the Intro to Creative       Writing instructor.  396 00:13:32,013 --> 00:13:34,573  And, yeah, okay.   Here we are. Um...  397 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:37,443  I've been excited about this day   the whole semester.  398 00:13:37,653 --> 00:13:39,113  I've gotten to watch   these young writers  399 00:13:39,313 --> 00:13:41,033     really come in to their own.     400 00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:44,033  And now, today,      you all get a front-row seat     401 00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:46,873  at the next generation   of young poets  402 00:13:47,073 --> 00:13:49,793  and writers of all kinds.      403 00:13:49,993 --> 00:13:53,133  So, sit back, relax,  404 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,423      and let's have a good time.     405 00:13:56,623 --> 00:14:00,053  Dani has written hundreds           of these public apologies.      406 00:14:00,253 --> 00:14:01,553  [Dani]   I'm happy to give you a template  407 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:02,933  and then we can tailor it       together.  408 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,973  Or a better idea,   I could just lean in.  409 00:14:06,173 --> 00:14:08,523  Uh, I don't know, Alice.  410 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,853  "Lean in" sounds like       the opposite of "lay low."      411 00:14:12,053 --> 00:14:13,233  Yeah.  412 00:14:13,433 --> 00:14:14,523  [Alice]      Okay, look, if people really     413 00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:17,113  think that I'm   an out-of-touch...  414 00:14:17,313 --> 00:14:20,783     entitled asshole, then I say      we make a bit out of it.  415 00:14:20,983 --> 00:14:23,193  Uh, I fear that would      make things worse. [chuckles]    416 00:14:24,243 --> 00:14:25,283  Kimmel would do it.  417 00:14:25,483 --> 00:14:26,913  -Um...   -[Alice] Sophie.  418 00:14:27,113 --> 00:14:28,123  You know he would.  419 00:14:28,323 --> 00:14:29,913  Yes, but...  420 00:14:30,113 --> 00:14:32,293      Kimmel isn't a queer woman.     421 00:14:32,493 --> 00:14:35,383  Which is exactly   why I should do it.  422 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:36,923  I know, Alice, I know.  423 00:14:37,123 --> 00:14:38,763  -I hear you, but...   -[Alice] Listen.  424 00:14:38,963 --> 00:14:42,303      I don't mean any disrespect      by saying this.  425 00:14:42,503 --> 00:14:45,973     But you two do not know what      it was like to be gay back then.  426 00:14:46,173 --> 00:14:47,643  You just don't.  427 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:50,273  You weren't there.  428 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:54,193  Somebody with his power   and his status  429 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,863      saying "down with the fags"      was like a normal thing.  430 00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,693  -We don't use that word anymore.       -It's the anti-gay F-word.      431 00:15:00,893 --> 00:15:05,123  Well, that's really long   to say, but... Okay.  432 00:15:05,323 --> 00:15:08,373  I just...       I don't regret what I said.     433 00:15:08,573 --> 00:15:10,703  So, I don't think   I should apologize.  434 00:15:11,783 --> 00:15:13,583  Okay.  435 00:15:15,203 --> 00:15:16,873  Alice...  436 00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:22,013  I see you, I really do.  437 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,963      And I get that this is what      you want to do.  438 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,523  But I'm just trying     to look out for the show here.    439 00:15:29,723 --> 00:15:32,523  We're still the only ones       on television.  440 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,943    gentle music   441 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,363     442 00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:39,103  Okay.  443 00:15:40,153 --> 00:15:42,153  I'll give you an apology.      444 00:15:42,353 --> 00:15:43,363  Make you happy?  445 00:15:43,563 --> 00:15:45,323  Yes.  446 00:15:45,523 --> 00:15:46,873     I'm gonna go prep for Maddow.    447 00:15:47,073 --> 00:15:50,783  If you guys come up with   something, come find me.  448 00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:54,333  Okay.  449 00:15:56,003 --> 00:15:57,213  [sighs]  450 00:15:57,413 --> 00:15:58,293  Thank you.  451 00:15:58,493 --> 00:15:59,963     I'm just following your lead.    452 00:16:00,163 --> 00:16:01,343  Where should we work?  453 00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:03,633  Come on.  454 00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:06,183  [student]       A slim opening in the trees     455 00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,513      gives way to the dirt path,     456 00:16:08,713 --> 00:16:10,683  which weaves down   the hillside...  457 00:16:10,883 --> 00:16:13,063  [quietly] My car got broken into   a couple days ago.  458 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,143  [student]   Young trees...  459 00:16:14,343 --> 00:16:16,523  I'm sorry to hear that.  460 00:16:16,723 --> 00:16:19,983  Yeah, somebody shattered   the window.  461 00:16:20,183 --> 00:16:23,403  It cost me like 250 bucks       to replace it.  462 00:16:23,603 --> 00:16:25,153    What a terrible inconvenience.    463 00:16:25,353 --> 00:16:27,323      I almost reported a theft.      464 00:16:28,703 --> 00:16:31,323  Until I realized       only one thing was missing.     465 00:16:32,453 --> 00:16:33,663  What was that?  466 00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:38,713  It was that chapbook   you made me.  467 00:16:39,713 --> 00:16:41,753      A criminal with good taste.     468 00:16:42,963 --> 00:16:44,593  Maybe.  469 00:16:45,803 --> 00:16:47,593  Or...  470 00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:51,263  maybe an immature person   whose feelings were hurt,      471 00:16:51,463 --> 00:16:52,683     so they decided to vandalize     472 00:16:52,883 --> 00:16:54,353  somebody's property   for no reason.  473 00:16:55,643 --> 00:16:58,733  I had a very valid reason,   Professor Hendrix.  474 00:16:58,933 --> 00:17:00,523  And you know it.  475 00:17:00,723 --> 00:17:02,523  [student] ...revealing   an aging playground.  476 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,743  Hey, Bella,   do you want some candy?  477 00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:08,703  I have a whole assortment           in my bag if you want some.     478 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,453  Yeah, sure.  479 00:17:10,653 --> 00:17:13,413  She always stocks up   at Duty Free, yeah.  480 00:17:13,613 --> 00:17:15,453  -She's kind of perfect that way.   -Aww.  481 00:17:15,653 --> 00:17:17,493  Well, thank you, that's so nice.  482 00:17:18,543 --> 00:17:19,423  Hey, hey.  483 00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:20,923  -Hi.   -Hey. Come here.  484 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:24,303     Aww. It's so good to see you.    485 00:17:24,503 --> 00:17:26,973  -I miss you guys.   -Aww, I missed you.  486 00:17:27,173 --> 00:17:28,513  -Hi, beautiful.   -Hello, hello.  487 00:17:28,713 --> 00:17:31,263  Oh, Shane, this is Bella.       Bella, this is Shane.  488 00:17:31,463 --> 00:17:33,563  How you doing, Bella?   Nice to meet you.  489 00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:34,813  Wow, hot aunt.  490 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:37,313  Okay. I feel that.  491 00:17:37,513 --> 00:17:40,103  -Yeah.   -Where's Tess?  492 00:17:41,273 --> 00:17:42,903  She couldn't make it.  493 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,273  But she sends her love.  494 00:17:44,473 --> 00:17:45,573  Mmm.  495 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:46,903  [student]   ...our ballroom.  496 00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:50,073  A sandbox waiting   to be transformed...  497 00:17:50,273 --> 00:17:53,333      I know it's not easy owning      your own mistakes  498 00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:55,243  and trying to make things right.  499 00:17:55,443 --> 00:17:56,503  I know how that feels.  500 00:17:56,703 --> 00:17:58,293  Mm.  501 00:17:58,493 --> 00:17:59,623  She's a good person.  502 00:17:59,823 --> 00:18:01,833  I know. I know.  503 00:18:02,033 --> 00:18:04,383  She's just, uh...  504 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,173  She's not herself yet.  505 00:18:06,373 --> 00:18:08,423     Yeah, well, that makes sense.     Right?  506 00:18:08,623 --> 00:18:09,933      -I mean, her mom just died.      -Yeah.  507 00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:11,933  You two are trying   to figure things out.  508 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,633  I know, I know, I know.   It's-it's...  509 00:18:17,053 --> 00:18:18,853  It's more than that.  510 00:18:19,053 --> 00:18:23,733     It just, it feels like we're         not moving forward together.     511 00:18:23,933 --> 00:18:25,733    gentle music   512 00:18:25,933 --> 00:18:28,533     513 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,733  Trust takes time.  514 00:18:31,823 --> 00:18:33,123  -Right.   -Mm.  515 00:18:33,323 --> 00:18:35,583  -Time and honesty.   -Relentless honesty.  516 00:18:35,783 --> 00:18:38,793  They've got good   couples therapists  517 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,043  in Toronto, don't they?  518 00:18:40,243 --> 00:18:41,463  [laughs] The best.  519 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:42,833  -Ah.   -Universal health care.  520 00:18:43,033 --> 00:18:44,673     Oh, okay, that's the secret.     521 00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,553  [applause]  522 00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:50,043  [Hendrix]     Beautiful. Beautiful work, Ben.  523 00:18:52,003 --> 00:18:56,893  Next up, we have   Angelica Porter-Kennard.  524 00:18:57,093 --> 00:18:59,303  -Whoo!   -Go, G!  525 00:19:07,603 --> 00:19:09,073      -[Bette] She looks nervous.      -Wait, that's--  526 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,863  -[shushing]   -Shh, she's starting.  527 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,703    tense music   528 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,823  [Angie]   Hi. [clears throat]  529 00:19:17,113 --> 00:19:18,583  Nowhere.  530 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,043  [busy chatter]  531 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,833  [sighs]  532 00:19:23,033 --> 00:19:24,833  -Oh, hi. Oh, nice.   -Hey, you approve?  533 00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:27,043    Kitties everywhere. I love it.    534 00:19:27,243 --> 00:19:29,003  -Hey.   -Hey. What do you think of this?  535 00:19:29,203 --> 00:19:31,633      "Sometimes I lose sight of         my own power and responsibility  536 00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:33,553  as a public figure   and it's in those moments      537 00:19:33,753 --> 00:19:35,303  that I betray myself   and my community."  538 00:19:35,503 --> 00:19:37,643  Mmm. Okay. Uh,   the sentiment's there,  539 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:38,853  I just think it needs   to be in Alice's voice  540 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:39,973  just a little bit more.  541 00:19:40,173 --> 00:19:41,273  -Copy.   -Yeah, yeah, yeah.  542 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,943  -[phone ringing]   -Oh, uh, one second.  543 00:19:44,143 --> 00:19:45,733  This is Sophie.  544 00:19:47,063 --> 00:19:51,073  [Alice] Okay, okay.   That's a lot of torque.  545 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,703     -Whoo! How many CCs is this?      -Alice.  546 00:19:53,903 --> 00:19:55,613  -What are CCs anyway?   -Hey, Alice.  547 00:19:55,813 --> 00:19:57,283     -Can I get you for a minute?          -Do you know what a CC is?      548 00:19:57,483 --> 00:19:58,913  [Alice]   Yeah, okay, wait.  549 00:19:59,113 --> 00:20:00,243  Here's what   I'm wondering though.  550 00:20:00,443 --> 00:20:03,413      The transition time between     551 00:20:03,613 --> 00:20:06,543      landing with Rachel, right?      And landing the jump.  552 00:20:06,743 --> 00:20:09,093     Also, I think we should walk      it through. Is she here?  553 00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:10,133  Is she here yet?  554 00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,083  She's not coming.  555 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:16,133  What?  556 00:20:16,343 --> 00:20:17,633  Maddow pulled out.  557 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:21,103  Sophie...  558 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,553  Did she say why?  559 00:20:24,143 --> 00:20:25,193  Alice...  560 00:20:25,393 --> 00:20:26,983  Oh, my...  561 00:20:27,183 --> 00:20:28,653  -[Sophie] But hey, hey.   -[Alice sighs]  562 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,983  We tape in 45 minutes,   we-we-we can call favors.      563 00:20:32,183 --> 00:20:35,233      That's enough time. We can           call people in. It's fine.      564 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,333  Let's just... cancel the finale.  565 00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,703  -Excuse me?   -Everyone, canceled!  566 00:20:43,903 --> 00:20:45,623  Alice...  567 00:20:45,823 --> 00:20:47,963     What's the point of all this,       really? If you think about it.    568 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:51,503     Just like, oh, I get on stage     every week and I'm...  569 00:20:51,703 --> 00:20:54,133  you know, trying to bring       a little joy to everyone.      570 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,683      Just trying to give a voice      to all the queers!  571 00:20:57,883 --> 00:20:59,853  And they turn on me?  572 00:21:00,053 --> 00:21:02,183  It's not fucking worth it, okay?  573 00:21:02,383 --> 00:21:04,773  Just run a, uh, clip show       for all I care.  574 00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:07,023    That, that-- I'm sorry, Sophie.  575 00:21:07,223 --> 00:21:09,933  I'll... I'll pay for it   if it's broken.  576 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:13,613  Hey. You okay?  577 00:21:13,813 --> 00:21:15,863    somber music   578 00:21:16,063 --> 00:21:17,363  What are you gonna do?  579 00:21:17,563 --> 00:21:19,783     You gonna cancel the episode?    580 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,823    I'm gonna make a fucking show.    581 00:21:26,783 --> 00:21:29,923     "Then I shouted to everyone,      everywhere,  582 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,213  but my voice was heard   by no one, nowhere.  583 00:21:32,413 --> 00:21:34,383  I saw you in the mirror   until I grew up  584 00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:37,053     and realized there's nothing          familiar about you anymore,     585 00:21:37,253 --> 00:21:40,553  you were just empty space       where love once lived."  586 00:21:40,753 --> 00:21:41,723  Thank you.  587 00:21:41,923 --> 00:21:43,183  [applause]  588 00:21:43,383 --> 00:21:46,723  [whooping]  589 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,563  Wait, that's the guy.  590 00:21:51,763 --> 00:21:53,113  -[Bette] Who?     -That's the guy, that's her ex.  591 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:56,233    -No, no, that's her professor.     -I'm telling you,  592 00:21:56,443 --> 00:21:57,903  that's her ex.   Bella. Is that her ex?  593 00:21:58,103 --> 00:21:59,653  Or is that her professor?      594 00:21:59,863 --> 00:22:01,243    tense music   595 00:22:01,443 --> 00:22:02,873     596 00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:05,243  Um... Uh...  597 00:22:05,443 --> 00:22:06,413  [Tina]   Hey!  598 00:22:06,613 --> 00:22:07,873      Get away from my daughter!      599 00:22:08,073 --> 00:22:09,043    I'm talking to you, Professor!    600 00:22:09,243 --> 00:22:11,583  What are you...?   Mom. Sit down.  601 00:22:11,783 --> 00:22:13,383  -You're making a scene.   -Don't speak!  602 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,503  What is wrong with you?!  603 00:22:17,883 --> 00:22:19,763  [groans]  604 00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:22,763  Okay, okay, okay, okay,   okay, okay, okay, okay.  605 00:22:22,963 --> 00:22:24,933  [takes deep breath]  606 00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:26,353  Margaret Cho is gonna   come back as host,  607 00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:28,773  -she's gonna kill it.   -[Dani] Great.  608 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,103      So, that takes care of our         three-minute opening monologue,  609 00:22:31,303 --> 00:22:34,233     but that still leaves with me       with four to five minutes short  610 00:22:34,433 --> 00:22:37,073  without... Maddow. God.  611 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:38,483  What about Dre?  612 00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:41,613  They've been working   on new material.  613 00:22:41,813 --> 00:22:43,243  They're new, but...  614 00:22:43,443 --> 00:22:45,413      [Sophie] I've been wanting       to do this kind of thing  615 00:22:45,613 --> 00:22:47,793  for so fucking long.  616 00:22:47,993 --> 00:22:50,123     Make the show about bringing      in new talent.  617 00:22:50,323 --> 00:22:51,333  Queer talent.  618 00:22:51,533 --> 00:22:53,003  [Dani]   Okay, then let's do it.  619 00:22:53,203 --> 00:22:54,753    optimistic music   620 00:22:54,953 --> 00:22:57,333     621 00:22:59,673 --> 00:23:01,593  [Misty]    You're almost there.  622 00:23:01,793 --> 00:23:04,053  -Home stretch. Here we go, Care.   -Just past this line.  623 00:23:04,253 --> 00:23:05,603  [Carrie]   I'm coming. I'm, uh...  624 00:23:05,803 --> 00:23:06,973  -[Misty] Okay.     -[Finley] Come on, right here.    625 00:23:07,173 --> 00:23:08,473  [Misty]      You can stop if you need to.     626 00:23:08,673 --> 00:23:09,813  -Okay. Oh, God, I'm--   -[Finley] Right here.  627 00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:11,313      -Yeah, come on. Right here.      -Come on.  628 00:23:11,513 --> 00:23:12,643  -Come on, you got this.   -[Carrie] Oh, man.  629 00:23:12,843 --> 00:23:14,063  You got this.   A couple more steps.  630 00:23:14,263 --> 00:23:15,403  -Come on.     -A couple more, you can do it.    631 00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:17,323  -Yes!      -Yes! She's a beast, people!     632 00:23:17,523 --> 00:23:18,653    -You did it. Are you all right?   -Please give me...  633 00:23:18,853 --> 00:23:20,153  Just give me a minute,   give me a minute.  634 00:23:20,353 --> 00:23:21,113  -How's the heart?      -I don't know. I don't know.     635 00:23:21,313 --> 00:23:22,323  Here, chug this.  636 00:23:22,523 --> 00:23:23,573  -You need to drink this.   -You okay?  637 00:23:23,773 --> 00:23:25,443  -You okay?   -Yeah. I think so.  638 00:23:28,783 --> 00:23:30,333  What the fuck is in that?      639 00:23:30,533 --> 00:23:32,333  -What?   -Well, it's green powder.      640 00:23:32,533 --> 00:23:33,833  -I thought it'd be good for you.   -Oh, dude.  641 00:23:34,033 --> 00:23:35,753     -It's got vitamins and stuff.     -That's so not...  642 00:23:35,953 --> 00:23:39,003  Come on, Finley, I like my water       clear, like everyone does.      643 00:23:39,203 --> 00:23:41,513  You know, I like my eggs   to be eggs.  644 00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:44,633     The doctor said, you know...         I'm just, I'm trying to help.    645 00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:47,183  I know, but you're   driving me crazy.  646 00:23:47,383 --> 00:23:50,183  Sorry, I just...  647 00:23:50,383 --> 00:23:52,893  I thought I lost you   and it was really fucking scary.  648 00:23:53,093 --> 00:23:54,893  -I know.   -[Finley] I just...  649 00:23:55,103 --> 00:23:57,773  I don't want to lose you,       I love you.  650 00:23:57,973 --> 00:23:59,403  Not in a gay way.  651 00:23:59,603 --> 00:24:00,733  I mean, you know,   we're both gay,  652 00:24:00,933 --> 00:24:02,033  -but...   -Yeah.  653 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:04,743  I totally get that.   I love you, too.  654 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:06,363  A lot.  655 00:24:06,573 --> 00:24:08,373    Now, will you help me get down     this fucking hill?  656 00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:09,873  [Finley]   Yep. I got you. Let's go.      657 00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:11,203  -Let's go. Let's go.   -Come on.  658 00:24:11,403 --> 00:24:12,503  -Carrie?   -What?  659 00:24:12,703 --> 00:24:13,793  -I'm super gay for you.   -You are?  660 00:24:13,993 --> 00:24:16,003  -Mm-hmm.      -That's good to know, Misty.     661 00:24:16,203 --> 00:24:17,833    -Oh, boy, my legs are jiggling.   -[Misty] Yeah?  662 00:24:18,033 --> 00:24:19,343  [Finley] It's all right,       it's only a half mile down.     663 00:24:19,543 --> 00:24:21,963  [Carrie] A half mile?   I knew you lied, Finley.  664 00:24:22,163 --> 00:24:23,383  [Finley]      I wanted you to see the view.    665 00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:25,223  [Carrie]      I don't want to see the view.    666 00:24:25,423 --> 00:24:28,353    Oh   667 00:24:28,553 --> 00:24:31,723    You just fucking humiliated me        in front of my entire class.     668 00:24:31,923 --> 00:24:33,523  [sighs] We trusted you to       take care of yourself.  669 00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:35,023      I am taking care of myself.     670 00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:36,563  He belongs in jail.  671 00:24:36,763 --> 00:24:37,983     Okay, why didn't you tell us?    672 00:24:38,183 --> 00:24:39,733  -I...   -Why didn't you tell me?  673 00:24:39,933 --> 00:24:42,233  Because I don't owe you     anything! It's my fucking life!  674 00:24:42,433 --> 00:24:43,903  We obviously need   to move back here.  675 00:24:44,103 --> 00:24:45,243      No, I do not want you here.     676 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:47,073  -At all.   -Which is clear.  677 00:24:47,273 --> 00:24:48,413      I'm just gonna get a condo       right next to your dorm  678 00:24:48,613 --> 00:24:49,913  and I'm not gonna let you       out of my sight.  679 00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:51,703  -Okay. Okay.      -Okay, okay, okay. All right.    680 00:24:51,903 --> 00:24:54,413    All right, no. For the record,         listen, we're blaming him,      681 00:24:54,613 --> 00:24:56,213  -we're not blaming you.   -What? No! Why?  682 00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:57,793  Oh, honey,   he took advantage of you.      683 00:24:57,993 --> 00:24:59,583  No, he did not.   You're not getting it.  684 00:24:59,783 --> 00:25:01,923  -What is he? Like 27? 28?       -[Angie] Yes.  685 00:25:02,123 --> 00:25:03,343  Yeah, and it was   nothing like that.  686 00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:04,963  That's not the situation.      687 00:25:05,173 --> 00:25:06,973     Honey, you just don't see it      that way right now.  688 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:08,393  But later you're   gonna understand:  689 00:25:08,593 --> 00:25:09,973  he totally took advantage       of you.  690 00:25:10,173 --> 00:25:11,763  This is exactly why       I don't tell you anything.      691 00:25:11,963 --> 00:25:13,683  You're all acting like   fucking hypocrites.  692 00:25:13,883 --> 00:25:16,603  Like you've never fallen in love   with someone that you shouldn't?  693 00:25:16,803 --> 00:25:18,103  -It's fucking bullshit.   -[Bette] Okay.  694 00:25:18,303 --> 00:25:21,603  Okay. Okay. Um...  695 00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:24,233  Oh, no, okay...  696 00:25:24,433 --> 00:25:26,443  -It's fine.   -[Bette] Okay, okay.  697 00:25:26,653 --> 00:25:27,693  [sighs]  698 00:25:29,243 --> 00:25:31,913  [sighs] All right,   why don't we just, um...  699 00:25:32,113 --> 00:25:33,453      I don't know, why won't we       just go to dinner...  700 00:25:33,653 --> 00:25:34,953  Fuck dinner. I don't--  701 00:25:35,153 --> 00:25:36,783  I don't want--     I don't want to be around you.    702 00:25:38,743 --> 00:25:40,373  Angie, wait up!  703 00:25:44,423 --> 00:25:46,463  -Angie, wait up. Wait up.       -No.  704 00:25:46,673 --> 00:25:48,133    -They just treat me like a kid.   -[Bella] No...  705 00:25:48,333 --> 00:25:49,633    They just fucking humiliated me  706 00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:50,973  and they didn't even   fucking realize it.  707 00:25:51,173 --> 00:25:52,143  Okay, now that I saw.   I saw that.  708 00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:53,473    Like, can you believe how wrong  709 00:25:53,673 --> 00:25:54,973  they all are   about the situation?  710 00:25:55,173 --> 00:25:58,063  Like, they misjudged it   so poorly, you know?  711 00:25:58,263 --> 00:26:01,063  I-I sort of think...   they're right.  712 00:26:05,313 --> 00:26:06,483  What?  713 00:26:06,693 --> 00:26:08,573  Uh, I just mean, um...  714 00:26:10,033 --> 00:26:11,903  I think it's weird.  715 00:26:13,243 --> 00:26:15,373      On his side. Not on yours.      716 00:26:15,573 --> 00:26:16,873  How? I was the one   that kissed him.  717 00:26:17,073 --> 00:26:18,373  I know, but it-it's...  718 00:26:18,573 --> 00:26:21,173      I was the one that told him      that it was okay.  719 00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:22,793  Do you understand   what I'm saying?  720 00:26:22,993 --> 00:26:25,963  He was the one      that wanted to get out of it.    721 00:26:26,163 --> 00:26:27,963  I don't want to seem   like I'm a fucking kid  722 00:26:28,163 --> 00:26:29,343  who doesn't know what she wants.  723 00:26:29,543 --> 00:26:30,843    -Because that is not the truth.   -I know.  724 00:26:31,043 --> 00:26:34,143  I'm on your side!   I am on your side!  725 00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:37,183    I just-- He has all the power.    726 00:26:37,383 --> 00:26:38,853  -Okay, whatever.   -That's real.  727 00:26:39,053 --> 00:26:40,683  May I please have my bag?      728 00:26:41,723 --> 00:26:44,353  -May I please have my bag?   -Okay.  729 00:26:46,983 --> 00:26:48,193  Where are you going?  730 00:26:48,393 --> 00:26:49,773  Don't worry about it.  731 00:26:54,243 --> 00:26:55,833  Piddles Junior?  732 00:26:56,033 --> 00:26:58,913  I had the worst day...  733 00:26:59,113 --> 00:27:00,993  getting canceled.  734 00:27:02,243 --> 00:27:03,963  Oh, my God.  735 00:27:04,163 --> 00:27:06,963  What, am I gonna go back      to podcasts? Because kill me.    736 00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:09,923  Piddles?  737 00:27:10,123 --> 00:27:12,053  Hey, little PJ?  738 00:27:12,253 --> 00:27:13,553  [whistles]  739 00:27:13,753 --> 00:27:15,093  PP?  740 00:27:15,303 --> 00:27:16,803  Little PP?  741 00:27:18,473 --> 00:27:20,023  Mr. P?  742 00:27:20,223 --> 00:27:22,063  Where are you hiding?  743 00:27:22,263 --> 00:27:25,933  Are you hiding from me?   Are you hiding from me?  744 00:27:26,983 --> 00:27:30,193  I see you. I see you.  745 00:27:30,393 --> 00:27:35,193  PJ! PJ! Piddles!  746 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:43,083  [gasps]  747 00:27:43,283 --> 00:27:45,173    tense, dramatic music       748 00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:47,593  No... You're so little!  749 00:27:47,793 --> 00:27:48,923    You're my trigger   750 00:27:49,123 --> 00:27:51,423    Makin' me give in   751 00:27:51,623 --> 00:27:53,263    Oh, I can't help it   752 00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:55,763    Can't help it   753 00:27:55,963 --> 00:27:59,433       Maybe you think all the bad      could decay   754 00:27:59,633 --> 00:28:01,723   But I think there's too much   755 00:28:01,933 --> 00:28:04,393    That I'd need to erase      756 00:28:04,593 --> 00:28:06,313    All my life    I've been misunderstood       757 00:28:06,513 --> 00:28:08,273  -[knocking]   -Tess!  758 00:28:08,473 --> 00:28:12,403    A dark intruder    of the neighborhood   759 00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:13,993  [knocking continues]  760 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,613    You might come    to like the pain   761 00:28:16,823 --> 00:28:19,283    If you fall in love   762 00:28:19,483 --> 00:28:20,793  Hey.  763 00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:24,543  -Hey. What's up? [laughs]       -Um...  764 00:28:26,503 --> 00:28:29,423  I wanted to talk to you   about something.  765 00:28:29,623 --> 00:28:31,043  Okay.  766 00:28:34,173 --> 00:28:36,673    I haven't been honest with you.  767 00:28:41,393 --> 00:28:44,433  I never thought   we needed a second bar.  768 00:28:46,273 --> 00:28:49,233  I just bought it because       I wanted to make you happy.     769 00:28:49,433 --> 00:28:51,153  [laughs]  770 00:28:51,353 --> 00:28:52,783  We're in the middle   of a renovation.  771 00:28:52,983 --> 00:28:54,113  I know, I know,   I know, but look,  772 00:28:54,313 --> 00:28:55,743  they didn't even   put the tiles up yet.  773 00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:57,493  They're... They're here--       they're right here.  774 00:28:57,693 --> 00:28:58,703      I understand, I understand.     775 00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:00,413  But...  776 00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:01,993    optimistic music   777 00:29:02,193 --> 00:29:04,203  What if it wasn't a bar?  778 00:29:04,403 --> 00:29:06,873  Then what would it be?  779 00:29:07,873 --> 00:29:09,043  A salon.  780 00:29:11,623 --> 00:29:13,383      It's just an idea that I'm           kicking around, all right?      781 00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:15,763  -So, bear with me.   -Okay...  782 00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:19,923      But on this side over here,      a couple sinks.  783 00:29:20,923 --> 00:29:23,103  All right? And then...  784 00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:25,563      Along this wall right here,     785 00:29:25,763 --> 00:29:29,353      the stations, with separate     786 00:29:29,553 --> 00:29:33,943  floor-to-ceiling mirrors     and some vintage barber chairs.  787 00:29:34,143 --> 00:29:37,613     Huh? Like, ambient lighting.     788 00:29:37,813 --> 00:29:41,453  Maybe a-a lounge area      over in this section, but...     789 00:29:43,163 --> 00:29:46,703  Whatever it is,     it would be small and low-key.    790 00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:51,383     You would be at Dana's and...    791 00:29:51,583 --> 00:29:53,293  I could be here.  792 00:29:56,343 --> 00:29:59,213  This is just something   I've been missing, Tess.  793 00:30:04,013 --> 00:30:05,683  What do you think?  794 00:30:06,803 --> 00:30:09,973  I think... it's bullshit.      795 00:30:11,603 --> 00:30:14,573  Why do you get to make up       all the rules?  796 00:30:14,773 --> 00:30:15,783      I don't, I don't, I don't.      797 00:30:15,983 --> 00:30:17,113  Tess, this was an idea.  798 00:30:17,313 --> 00:30:18,613  [Tess]   No, you do.  799 00:30:18,813 --> 00:30:20,413  You get to fuck   whoever you want...  800 00:30:20,613 --> 00:30:21,533  [Shane]   I apologized for that.  801 00:30:21,733 --> 00:30:22,953  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.  802 00:30:23,153 --> 00:30:24,533     And now you're coming in here    803 00:30:24,733 --> 00:30:26,793  and just, like, blowing   this whole thing up.  804 00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:29,493  This was my dream.  805 00:30:31,043 --> 00:30:33,923  You are so fucking     self-centered, it's exhausting.  806 00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:36,963    It's like, if you're not happy,   no one's allowed to be.  807 00:30:37,163 --> 00:30:38,883  I can't do this anymore.  808 00:30:39,083 --> 00:30:40,633  Do what?  809 00:30:43,223 --> 00:30:44,553  I can't.  810 00:30:46,723 --> 00:30:48,103  [sighs]  811 00:30:49,053 --> 00:30:53,153  I can't do this. This.  812 00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:55,273  Anymore.  813 00:30:55,473 --> 00:30:57,283    dramatic music   814 00:30:57,483 --> 00:30:59,363     815 00:31:01,823 --> 00:31:03,403  Oh. This?  816 00:31:05,653 --> 00:31:06,953  [laughs]  817 00:31:07,153 --> 00:31:08,623   "Cold Blooded" by Ida Maria     818 00:31:08,823 --> 00:31:11,913        I put my soul on ice...      819 00:31:12,123 --> 00:31:13,623  Fuck you.  820 00:31:13,833 --> 00:31:17,543    I got this question    in my head   821 00:31:19,923 --> 00:31:22,093    Can you wake me    from the dead?   822 00:31:22,293 --> 00:31:24,933    I am   823 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,643    Cold-blooded   824 00:31:27,843 --> 00:31:30,433    I am   825 00:31:30,633 --> 00:31:33,393    Cold-blooded   826 00:31:36,393 --> 00:31:38,113  Purple, not red.  827 00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:40,403  -Hi, guys. How are you?   -Doing great.  828 00:31:43,613 --> 00:31:46,453  Hi. Have the writers   revise the cold open.  829 00:31:46,653 --> 00:31:48,163  Sure.  830 00:31:48,363 --> 00:31:51,543      Oh, hey. Um, cue the music           cue-in later for Margaret.      831 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:53,163  I don't want to drown out      832 00:31:53,363 --> 00:31:54,543  anything she says   to the audience.  833 00:31:54,743 --> 00:31:56,463  -Thank you.   -Sure thing, Sophie.  834 00:31:57,873 --> 00:31:59,633  [sighs]  835 00:31:59,833 --> 00:32:01,513    We turnin' it up,    we turnin' it on   836 00:32:01,713 --> 00:32:03,803    We turnin' it up,       turnin' it on and on and on     837 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,183  Right, so Margaret's   gonna do your intro.  838 00:32:07,383 --> 00:32:09,353  You're gonna get touches   right before  839 00:32:09,553 --> 00:32:11,143     you go on. And then the band          does have your music, so--      840 00:32:11,343 --> 00:32:12,763  Dani, Dani, Dani.  841 00:32:14,313 --> 00:32:16,853  Are we just gonna pretend like          this morning didn't happen?     842 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:22,943  Look, this moment is not       about that right now, okay?     843 00:32:23,143 --> 00:32:24,953  It's not about me at all,       really. It's about you.  844 00:32:25,153 --> 00:32:26,863  No, I know, but I--  845 00:32:27,073 --> 00:32:28,283  [Sophie]   Oh, thank God, hey.  846 00:32:28,483 --> 00:32:29,833  We're live-to-tape in 20.      847 00:32:30,033 --> 00:32:31,373     You're gonna fucking kill it.    848 00:32:31,573 --> 00:32:32,913  -[laughs]   -Okay, come on, let's go.      849 00:32:33,113 --> 00:32:35,043    Turnin' it on,    we turnin' it up   850 00:32:35,243 --> 00:32:36,833   Turnin' it on and on and on     851 00:32:38,163 --> 00:32:40,253  [clerk]   Order 152.  852 00:32:40,453 --> 00:32:42,713  I'm sorry we didn't   make it to dinner.  853 00:32:42,913 --> 00:32:44,173     It's okay. Burgers are good.     854 00:32:44,373 --> 00:32:46,513    How are you so calm right now?    855 00:32:46,713 --> 00:32:49,013  [scoffs] I'm not calm.  856 00:32:49,213 --> 00:32:52,563     I'm vibrating at a very high        frequency internally right now.  857 00:32:52,763 --> 00:32:54,733     Just trying to stay mindful,     858 00:32:54,933 --> 00:32:56,773  to reserve my white-hot   anger for him  859 00:32:56,973 --> 00:32:59,233    instead of letting it decimate     some innocent bystander.  860 00:32:59,433 --> 00:33:01,023  [clerk]   Order 153.  861 00:33:01,223 --> 00:33:04,573    I just... I feel like we should   go find him and just...  862 00:33:04,773 --> 00:33:06,403  We can't do that.  863 00:33:06,603 --> 00:33:08,163  We want our daughter   to tell us stuff.  864 00:33:08,363 --> 00:33:11,033     I mean, she didn't even feel          like she could talk to us.      865 00:33:11,233 --> 00:33:12,333  She was right.  866 00:33:12,533 --> 00:33:13,913     So, instead of murdering him,    867 00:33:14,113 --> 00:33:15,913  I think we should just   eat some fries.  868 00:33:16,113 --> 00:33:17,333    gentle music   869 00:33:17,533 --> 00:33:19,663     I feel like we're losing her.    870 00:33:20,623 --> 00:33:22,423  We are.  871 00:33:22,623 --> 00:33:25,093  -She's pushing us away...       -No, don't say it. Don't say it.  872 00:33:25,293 --> 00:33:26,513  ...and that's exactly   what she's supposed to be      873 00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:28,933  -doing right now.   -I hate it.  874 00:33:29,133 --> 00:33:31,553  -I hate how it feels.   -I know, I know.  875 00:33:31,753 --> 00:33:35,353      Me too, but we want her to         carve out her own path, right?    876 00:33:35,553 --> 00:33:37,943  And she's ready.   She's so fucking smart.  877 00:33:38,143 --> 00:33:39,443  I know she is.  878 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:40,943  But it doesn't matter   how smart you are,  879 00:33:41,143 --> 00:33:43,113  because you're gonna   fuck up along the way.  880 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:44,733  -Yeah.   -Right?  881 00:33:44,933 --> 00:33:46,323  Yeah, you're right.  882 00:33:46,523 --> 00:33:48,493  -[clerk] Order 160.   -[indistinct chatter]  883 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,073  [Tina sighs]  884 00:33:51,403 --> 00:33:53,283    I think I want a number three.    885 00:33:53,483 --> 00:33:55,243  -Hmm.       -That's what I usually get.     886 00:33:55,443 --> 00:33:57,413  -I'm gonna get that.      -Before I forget to tell you,    887 00:33:57,613 --> 00:34:00,163      it was so sexy watching you      stand up for her.  888 00:34:01,293 --> 00:34:03,253  -Really?   -Yeah.  889 00:34:04,503 --> 00:34:05,963  Are you flirting with me?      890 00:34:06,163 --> 00:34:08,053  Maybe.  891 00:34:08,253 --> 00:34:10,343  I think you are flirting   with me.  892 00:34:12,673 --> 00:34:14,143  -Hey.   -Hi, um,  893 00:34:14,343 --> 00:34:16,063     can we get two number threes     894 00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:18,103  -with cheese and...   -Fries.  895 00:34:18,303 --> 00:34:19,943  -Ooh, yeah, fries.   -Fries.  896 00:34:20,143 --> 00:34:21,653  And a large Coke.  897 00:34:21,853 --> 00:34:22,983  -Yeah, we can do that.   -Two straws.  898 00:34:23,183 --> 00:34:24,823  -We're gonna share it.   -[laughter]  899 00:34:25,023 --> 00:34:26,153  Piddles?  900 00:34:26,353 --> 00:34:27,943  [kissing]  901 00:34:28,143 --> 00:34:31,613  PJ? I got your favorite.  902 00:34:31,813 --> 00:34:35,493  Well, it's technically my         favorite but it's got chicken.    903 00:34:35,693 --> 00:34:38,283  -You love chicken.   -[rustling]  904 00:34:39,623 --> 00:34:41,253  Piddles?  905 00:34:41,453 --> 00:34:42,953  [rustling]  906 00:34:44,123 --> 00:34:45,753  Piddles?  907 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:51,633  I hear you. I hear you.  908 00:34:51,833 --> 00:34:53,473  [screeching]  909 00:34:53,673 --> 00:34:55,353      That's a rat. That's a rat.     910 00:34:55,553 --> 00:34:57,523  Oh! [shudders]  911 00:34:57,723 --> 00:34:58,683  Oh...  912 00:34:58,883 --> 00:35:01,473  [panting]  913 00:35:02,563 --> 00:35:04,773  Okay, I get it.  914 00:35:06,523 --> 00:35:08,533  I stand by my reasons   for doing it,  915 00:35:08,733 --> 00:35:10,863      but I should've apologized       for the rest.  916 00:35:11,063 --> 00:35:12,823  I get it, it's payback.  917 00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:16,203    But karma shouldn't hurt cats.    918 00:35:16,403 --> 00:35:18,493  [meowing in distance]  919 00:35:18,693 --> 00:35:20,543    optimistic music   920 00:35:20,743 --> 00:35:22,373  Piddles? [kissing]  921 00:35:22,573 --> 00:35:23,873  Piddles?  922 00:35:24,083 --> 00:35:25,133  Psst, psst, psst, psst.  923 00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:27,173  [meowing]  924 00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:33,383  Where are you?  925 00:35:33,583 --> 00:35:34,803  [meowing]  926 00:35:39,933 --> 00:35:43,023  Piddles. Piddles!  927 00:35:43,223 --> 00:35:44,983      Piddles, Piddles, Piddles.      928 00:35:45,183 --> 00:35:47,023  Oh, my God.  929 00:35:47,223 --> 00:35:48,403  -[meowing]   -You're so high.  930 00:35:48,603 --> 00:35:50,233  -Okay.   -[meowing]  931 00:35:50,433 --> 00:35:51,863  Um...  932 00:35:52,063 --> 00:35:54,283    Yeah, let's just call somebody.  933 00:35:54,483 --> 00:35:56,203  [muttering] 911?  934 00:35:56,403 --> 00:35:58,033  [line ringing]  935 00:35:58,233 --> 00:35:59,743  [dispatcher]        911. What's your emergency?     936 00:35:59,943 --> 00:36:03,163  Hi, um, okay, this is not       an emergency.  937 00:36:03,363 --> 00:36:05,713  I-I... My cat is-is stuck       in a tree.  938 00:36:05,913 --> 00:36:07,373  -[meowing]    -Can you repeat that?  939 00:36:13,383 --> 00:36:15,133  I'm so sorry.  940 00:36:15,333 --> 00:36:18,103  Like, obviously I did not          tell them to say any of that.    941 00:36:18,303 --> 00:36:19,473  And I know that's exactly      942 00:36:19,673 --> 00:36:20,973  -what you were afraid of.       -Yeah. Well...  943 00:36:21,173 --> 00:36:22,893  And so I, well...  944 00:36:23,093 --> 00:36:24,943  -What are you doing?      -[Hendrix] I'm-I'm packing up    945 00:36:25,143 --> 00:36:26,603  my stuff.   I'm leaving.  946 00:36:26,803 --> 00:36:28,063  Did they fire you?  947 00:36:28,263 --> 00:36:29,443  [Hendrix]   Angie, take a breath.  948 00:36:29,643 --> 00:36:32,233  Everything is okay.   I chose to resign.  949 00:36:32,443 --> 00:36:33,943     You did not have to do that,      I could've...  950 00:36:34,153 --> 00:36:35,283  I could've told whoever   you wanted  951 00:36:35,483 --> 00:36:36,863  that it was me   in the first place.  952 00:36:37,063 --> 00:36:38,283  [Hendrix] Hey, you have   done me a huge favor.  953 00:36:38,483 --> 00:36:40,453  I never should've   taken this job.  954 00:36:40,653 --> 00:36:42,793  Okay? It's been holding me back.   And now...  955 00:36:42,993 --> 00:36:44,963  I can truly focus   full-time on my book.  956 00:36:45,163 --> 00:36:47,793  Oh. Okay.  957 00:36:47,993 --> 00:36:49,083  Good for you.  958 00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:52,793    So you don't work here anymore?  959 00:36:54,173 --> 00:36:57,133  Nope. I'm a free agent.  960 00:36:57,343 --> 00:36:59,603  I'm an unemployed writer.           Now, I got to figure out--      961 00:36:59,803 --> 00:37:00,973  Stop talking.  962 00:37:01,173 --> 00:37:03,143    I can't ignore you   963 00:37:03,343 --> 00:37:05,733       I really, really want you     964 00:37:05,933 --> 00:37:07,903    So, baby, bring it    over to me   965 00:37:08,103 --> 00:37:10,363  Okay, fuck her.  966 00:37:10,563 --> 00:37:11,443  Right?  967 00:37:11,643 --> 00:37:12,903  -Yes.   -Yeah.  968 00:37:13,103 --> 00:37:15,533  Also, there's something   about her face.  969 00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,573  -Rubs you the wrong way.   -It does.  970 00:37:17,773 --> 00:37:20,033  Yeah. Don't worry,       she dies in a plane crash.      971 00:37:20,233 --> 00:37:21,163  [laughs]  972 00:37:21,363 --> 00:37:22,993      Thank you for the spoiler.      973 00:37:23,193 --> 00:37:24,953  [both laughing]  974 00:37:25,153 --> 00:37:27,583  I really actually   like this show.  975 00:37:29,083 --> 00:37:31,093    gentle music   976 00:37:31,293 --> 00:37:33,253     977 00:37:33,453 --> 00:37:35,003  -Hi.   -Hi.  978 00:37:43,803 --> 00:37:45,853     979 00:37:58,113 --> 00:37:59,783  Are you sure?  980 00:37:59,983 --> 00:38:01,613  I'm sure.  981 00:38:13,293 --> 00:38:15,633    somber music   982 00:38:15,833 --> 00:38:16,883  -Hey.   -[crying] I'm sorry.  983 00:38:17,083 --> 00:38:17,883  -Hey, Carrie.   -I'm sorry.  984 00:38:18,083 --> 00:38:19,433  It's okay.  985 00:38:19,633 --> 00:38:21,393  I didn't expect to feel   this much, you know?  986 00:38:21,593 --> 00:38:22,553  Yeah.  987 00:38:22,753 --> 00:38:23,803  I almost died.  988 00:38:24,003 --> 00:38:25,473  I know, I know.  989 00:38:25,673 --> 00:38:28,513     It hasn't really sunk in yet,     I don't think.  990 00:38:29,643 --> 00:38:33,183  Listen, Carrie,   I'm not going anywhere.  991 00:38:34,983 --> 00:38:36,813  Neither are you.  992 00:38:47,623 --> 00:38:51,583     -Oh, my God, that's so good.      -[mouth full] Oh, my God.      993 00:38:51,783 --> 00:38:53,713  Do you ever miss L.A.?  994 00:38:55,463 --> 00:38:57,553  Mm, no.  995 00:38:57,753 --> 00:38:59,263  Hmm.  996 00:38:59,463 --> 00:39:01,433  Not really.  997 00:39:01,633 --> 00:39:02,843  Mm.  998 00:39:03,043 --> 00:39:04,723  I have you, I could be anywhere.  999 00:39:04,923 --> 00:39:07,183      Yeah, I feel the same way.      1000 00:39:08,603 --> 00:39:10,233  I want to spend the rest   of my life with you.  1001 00:39:10,433 --> 00:39:12,063  Same.  1002 00:39:14,683 --> 00:39:16,273  What if we got, um...  1003 00:39:16,473 --> 00:39:18,363      Ah. What if we got married?     1004 00:39:18,563 --> 00:39:21,743  You know? I don't know.  1005 00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:24,113     Throw a party for our friends     or something like that.  1006 00:39:24,323 --> 00:39:25,823  Something fun.  1007 00:39:26,783 --> 00:39:29,753    gentle music   1008 00:39:29,953 --> 00:39:32,043      That's what the dinner was       supposed to be for.  1009 00:39:32,243 --> 00:39:33,543  Really?  1010 00:39:33,743 --> 00:39:35,043  Yeah.  1011 00:39:36,373 --> 00:39:39,843  -[laughs]     -I can't believe you did that.    1012 00:39:40,043 --> 00:39:41,383  [laughs]  1013 00:39:44,923 --> 00:39:46,103  Do you like it?  1014 00:39:46,303 --> 00:39:48,223  Yeah.  1015 00:39:48,423 --> 00:39:50,433  I like it a lot.  1016 00:39:52,683 --> 00:39:54,983  -Can I put it on?   -Yeah.  1017 00:39:55,183 --> 00:39:57,063     1018 00:40:03,693 --> 00:40:05,453  You sure you like it?  1019 00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:07,453    My God, it's been in my bag all      night. It's been killing me.     1020 00:40:07,653 --> 00:40:09,793  Oh, you're so sneaky.     I don't know how you did that.    1021 00:40:09,993 --> 00:40:12,253  -[both laughing]   -I love it.  1022 00:40:12,453 --> 00:40:14,793  It's so beautiful.  1023 00:40:16,123 --> 00:40:17,333  I love you.  1024 00:40:17,543 --> 00:40:19,043  I love you, too.  1025 00:40:19,253 --> 00:40:20,633  -Mm.   -I'm just...  1026 00:40:20,833 --> 00:40:24,513  I want it on record   that I asked you first.  1027 00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:26,683  Oh, okay.  1028 00:40:26,883 --> 00:40:28,853     But one could argue that ring    1029 00:40:29,053 --> 00:40:31,343  is proof that I had   the idea first.  1030 00:40:32,933 --> 00:40:35,733  Okay. One could argue.  1031 00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:38,023  But one wouldn't.  1032 00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:43,273  No, one most certainly   would not.  1033 00:40:46,943 --> 00:40:49,243  [both laugh]  1034 00:40:49,443 --> 00:40:50,783    Where have you been?       1035 00:40:50,993 --> 00:40:53,373    I've been waiting    my whole life   1036 00:40:53,573 --> 00:40:57,123    For someone like you    to keep me on my light       1037 00:40:57,323 --> 00:41:00,043   I've been down, I've been up   1038 00:41:00,243 --> 00:41:04,633    Where, where, where    are you now?   1039 00:41:07,343 --> 00:41:11,683    Sometimes it takes    more time than expected       1040 00:41:11,883 --> 00:41:16,353       My patience is running thin      so I keep pretending   1041 00:41:16,553 --> 00:41:18,153       I'm not down, I'm not out     1042 00:41:18,353 --> 00:41:22,813    But where, where, where        are you now?   1043 00:41:25,573 --> 00:41:28,073    Ooh, ooh   1044 00:41:28,273 --> 00:41:29,533  [Misty moaning]  1045 00:41:29,733 --> 00:41:32,033    Is it you?   1046 00:41:32,233 --> 00:41:34,243  [Carrie]   Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah!  1047 00:41:34,453 --> 00:41:37,413    Ooh   1048 00:41:37,623 --> 00:41:40,793    I found you   1049 00:41:44,253 --> 00:41:48,933    I'm not afraid of what's       near and what's coming       1050 00:41:49,133 --> 00:41:52,763        I want the love so do away      with the runnin'   1051 00:41:52,963 --> 00:41:55,273    I've been high,    I've been low   1052 00:41:55,473 --> 00:41:59,443    So when, when, when    will you show?   1053 00:41:59,643 --> 00:42:02,063    Yeah   1054 00:42:02,263 --> 00:42:05,903    Ooh, ooh   1055 00:42:06,103 --> 00:42:09,863    Is it you?   1056 00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:13,953    Ooh   1057 00:42:14,153 --> 00:42:17,413    I found you   1058 00:42:17,613 --> 00:42:20,463    All right, all right,    all right   1059 00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:23,293        On my way to better days     1060 00:42:24,673 --> 00:42:28,473       I never was good at change   1061 00:42:28,673 --> 00:42:33,433    You're the only place    I want to stay   1062 00:42:33,633 --> 00:42:37,433        I found you, I found you     1063 00:42:37,633 --> 00:42:39,893    I found you   1064 00:42:41,143 --> 00:42:44,063    Ooh, I found you   1065 00:42:45,733 --> 00:42:48,363    Ooh, it's only you   1066 00:42:48,563 --> 00:42:50,993  [sniffing]  1067 00:42:51,193 --> 00:42:54,623    You   1068 00:42:54,823 --> 00:42:57,203    Oh...   1069 00:42:57,403 --> 00:43:00,753    Oh!   1070 00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:03,753    Is it you?   1071 00:43:03,953 --> 00:43:06,423    Yeah   1072 00:43:06,623 --> 00:43:08,423    You   1073 00:43:08,623 --> 00:43:09,513    Oh   1074 00:43:09,713 --> 00:43:11,343    Honey, I found you   1075 00:43:11,543 --> 00:43:12,843  [whooping]  1076 00:43:13,043 --> 00:43:14,853    I found you   1077 00:43:15,053 --> 00:43:18,023  [applause and cheering]  1078 00:43:18,223 --> 00:43:22,433  -[whooping]   -Yeah, Dre!  1079 00:43:23,273 --> 00:43:25,813     [Dre]   The Lyft driver did not          need to know that about me.     1080 00:43:26,013 --> 00:43:27,193  [Dani]    Oh, yes, she did.  1081 00:43:28,443 --> 00:43:29,993  She's gonna be like,  1082 00:43:30,193 --> 00:43:32,203      "I drove Dre home the night      of their first show."  1083 00:43:32,403 --> 00:43:33,203  [laughs]  1084 00:43:33,403 --> 00:43:35,073      She's never gonna say that.     1085 00:43:35,273 --> 00:43:36,833  Well, I follow her   on Instagram now,  1086 00:43:37,033 --> 00:43:39,243  so we'll see who's right   in the end.  1087 00:43:41,663 --> 00:43:43,083     Are-are you going somewhere?     1088 00:43:43,283 --> 00:43:45,833      Yeah, I'm gonna head home.      1089 00:43:46,033 --> 00:43:48,713  Today was the best day   of my life.  1090 00:43:48,913 --> 00:43:50,053  And I owe you everything.      1091 00:43:50,253 --> 00:43:52,383  -But...   -[zipper closes]  1092 00:43:54,013 --> 00:43:56,223     I meant what I said earlier.     1093 00:43:57,513 --> 00:43:59,223  I'm falling for you.  1094 00:43:59,423 --> 00:44:01,063    tense music   1095 00:44:01,263 --> 00:44:02,183  And if...  1096 00:44:02,383 --> 00:44:04,233     you don't feel the same way,     1097 00:44:04,433 --> 00:44:06,903     I should probably head home.     1098 00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:09,273      Protect my heart a little.      1099 00:44:11,113 --> 00:44:12,483  So...  1100 00:44:14,153 --> 00:44:16,033  Where you at?  1101 00:44:19,203 --> 00:44:22,663  [indistinct chatter]  1102 00:44:22,863 --> 00:44:24,753  PJ? PJ. Oh, my God.  1103 00:44:24,953 --> 00:44:26,253    Oh, here, you should eat this,     it's really good.  1104 00:44:26,453 --> 00:44:27,673  -[meowing]   -Hi, honey.  1105 00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:31,883  Oh, thank you so much.   Thank you. Oh.  1106 00:44:32,083 --> 00:44:34,253     Was that so scary? Hi, honey.    1107 00:44:35,843 --> 00:44:39,103  -Beautiful.   -Hi, Alice.  1108 00:44:39,303 --> 00:44:41,513  [meowing continues]  1109 00:44:43,553 --> 00:44:44,813       "Bad Idea" by Dove Cameron   1110 00:44:45,013 --> 00:44:48,063  Oh, my God. That is so annoying.  1111 00:44:48,263 --> 00:44:51,113    Could've said    this day was coming...       1112 00:44:51,313 --> 00:44:54,323  -Fuck this day.   -Nice to see you, too.  1113 00:44:54,523 --> 00:44:55,613  You know what?  1114 00:44:55,813 --> 00:44:56,993      I don't feel the same way,       Tasha.  1115 00:44:57,193 --> 00:44:58,493  -I was being sarcastic.   -Okay, well,  1116 00:44:58,693 --> 00:45:02,203  as you know,   I have had a very, very bad day.  1117 00:45:02,403 --> 00:45:04,753      Oh, have you? And how am I       supposed to know that?  1118 00:45:04,953 --> 00:45:06,543  Oh, I don't know,      because I've been in the news    1119 00:45:06,743 --> 00:45:08,583  for the last 24 hours   about everywhere.  1120 00:45:08,783 --> 00:45:10,173    I mean, you've seen it, right?     They've all seen it.  1121 00:45:10,373 --> 00:45:12,003  [Tasha] Well, this may   come as a shock to you,  1122 00:45:12,203 --> 00:45:15,223      but I don't actually have a        Google Alert set to your name.    1123 00:45:15,423 --> 00:45:17,803  Right. Because you hate   celebrity culture.  1124 00:45:18,003 --> 00:45:20,263  It's just so vapid,   it's so meaningless,  1125 00:45:20,463 --> 00:45:21,723  and blah, blah, blah.  1126 00:45:21,923 --> 00:45:23,273  You never change.  1127 00:45:23,473 --> 00:45:24,473  Well, I take that   as a compliment.  1128 00:45:24,683 --> 00:45:25,983      It wasn't intended as one.      1129 00:45:26,183 --> 00:45:27,313  -[meows]      -Yeah, let's get out of here.    1130 00:45:27,513 --> 00:45:28,983    Thank you very much, everybody,  1131 00:45:29,183 --> 00:45:31,773  present company excluded,      1132 00:45:31,973 --> 00:45:33,483  for saving my kitten.  1133 00:45:33,683 --> 00:45:36,743      We're happy together again.      Have a wonderful evening.      1134 00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:38,663  Heroes. Heroes.  1135 00:45:38,863 --> 00:45:40,493        Something, face to face      1136 00:45:40,693 --> 00:45:42,413  Alice, wait.  1137 00:45:42,613 --> 00:45:43,993        I know I shouldn't do it,       but I'm gonna do it   1138 00:45:44,193 --> 00:45:45,253    Seems exactly    where I shouldn't go   1139 00:45:45,453 --> 00:45:47,003    I'm running to it...       1140 00:45:47,203 --> 00:45:48,503  There's paperwork.  1141 00:45:48,703 --> 00:45:50,133    I got a lot of sins   1142 00:45:50,333 --> 00:45:51,793    But you're my favorite      1143 00:45:51,993 --> 00:45:53,673        Baby, you're a bad idea      1144 00:45:53,873 --> 00:45:56,013    But I could do    a few more years   1145 00:45:56,213 --> 00:45:58,553    I've got a little    left in here   1146 00:45:58,753 --> 00:46:00,843    Funny how you reappear      1147 00:46:01,043 --> 00:46:02,603    In the nick of time   1148 00:46:02,803 --> 00:46:04,603    I guess it didn't die       1149 00:46:04,803 --> 00:46:06,763        Can't say we didn't try      190674

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