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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,071 --> 00:00:04,004 male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... 2 00:00:06,282 --> 00:00:07,559 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 3 00:00:07,593 --> 00:00:09,561 - THIS IS DO OR DIE. 4 00:00:09,595 --> 00:00:10,734 Narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 5 00:00:10,769 --> 00:00:11,804 - 3! - 400. 6 00:00:11,839 --> 00:00:12,805 - 5! - YEAH! 7 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:13,979 - YEP! - SOLD! 8 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,808 narrator: COMING UP... 9 00:00:15,843 --> 00:00:17,293 - ALL THESE DUMBASSES ARE MISSING 10 00:00:17,327 --> 00:00:19,985 THE MOST IMPORTANT PART ABOUT THIS LOCKER. 11 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:20,986 WOW! 12 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,264 - GO. 13 00:00:23,299 --> 00:00:25,577 - I'VE NEVER SEEN BARRY SO WORKED UP ABOUT SOMETHING. 14 00:00:25,611 --> 00:00:26,750 - 5 1/4. 5 1/2, GOING ONCE. 15 00:00:26,785 --> 00:00:28,407 - WHO AM I BIDDING AGAINST? 16 00:00:28,442 --> 00:00:30,685 - JARROD CAN GET HIS OWN LOCKER. THIS ONE'S MINE. 17 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:31,962 - HOW ABOUT A BID FOR 250? 18 00:00:31,997 --> 00:00:33,067 JARROD, WOULD YOU LET HER GO? 19 00:00:35,104 --> 00:00:38,072 [country rock music] 20 00:00:38,107 --> 00:00:39,280 ♪ 21 00:00:39,315 --> 00:00:40,419 - THIS IS THE WOW FACTOR. 22 00:00:40,454 --> 00:00:43,250 - I'M NOT INTIMIDATED BY ANY BUYER. 23 00:00:43,284 --> 00:00:45,148 - CASH IS KING. WINNER TAKES ALL. 24 00:00:45,183 --> 00:00:47,426 - YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO ENCOUNTER. 25 00:00:47,461 --> 00:00:51,810 ♪ 26 00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:53,743 - LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO! 27 00:00:53,777 --> 00:00:55,055 - WOW. 28 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:59,024 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN 29 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,337 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 30 00:01:01,371 --> 00:01:03,442 ♪ YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ 31 00:01:03,477 --> 00:01:08,309 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN 32 00:01:08,344 --> 00:01:09,828 - SOLD! 33 00:01:19,044 --> 00:01:20,114 - TODAY, WE'RE IN AN UPSCALE FACILITY 34 00:01:20,149 --> 00:01:21,460 IN TORRANCE, CALIFORNIA. 35 00:01:21,495 --> 00:01:24,463 - WE'RE RIGHT NEXT TO A WEALTHY NEIGHBORHOOD. 36 00:01:24,498 --> 00:01:26,120 THAT MEANS HIGH-DOLLAR ITEMS. 37 00:01:26,155 --> 00:01:28,674 - I'M EXCITED TO BE HERE IN TORRANCE TODAY. 38 00:01:28,709 --> 00:01:31,919 I HEAR THAT THEY HAVE AN ANTIQUE FESTIVAL ONCE A MONTH, 39 00:01:31,953 --> 00:01:34,128 SO MAYBE SOME OF THAT STUFF WILL BE STORED 40 00:01:34,163 --> 00:01:35,198 IN SOME OF THESE UNITS. 41 00:01:40,169 --> 00:01:42,309 - MY DAY STARTED OFF BAD ALREADY. 42 00:01:42,343 --> 00:01:43,517 HOPEFULLY, THESE LOCKERS 43 00:01:43,551 --> 00:01:46,140 ARE GONNA MAKE MY MOOD A LITTLE BIT BETTER. 44 00:01:46,175 --> 00:01:47,417 - WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 45 00:01:47,452 --> 00:01:50,006 - I GOT MY WHOLE POSSE HERE, 46 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,490 AND WE'RE READY TO TAKE CAREF BUSINESS. 47 00:01:51,525 --> 00:01:54,114 T.C.B., BABY, JUST LIKE ELVIS USED TO SAY. 48 00:01:54,148 --> 00:01:57,186 - SO BRANDI'S BEEN COMING TO THE AUCTIONS FOR TWO MONTHS, 49 00:01:57,220 --> 00:01:58,911 AND NOW SHE THINKS SHE'S A PRO. 50 00:01:58,946 --> 00:02:01,707 - I NEED YOU, RIGHT NOW, TO... 51 00:02:01,742 --> 00:02:03,053 AT THIS POINT, I KNOW AUCTIONS WELL ENOUGH 52 00:02:03,088 --> 00:02:04,503 TO BUY A LOCKER ON MY OWN. 53 00:02:04,538 --> 00:02:08,990 - YEAH, I'VE BEEN FEELING A LITTLE BIT BORED LATELY. 54 00:02:09,025 --> 00:02:10,785 I NEED SOMETHING TO KIND OF GET EXCITED ABOUT. 55 00:02:10,820 --> 00:02:12,097 - ALL RIGHT, BEFORE YOU GO THROUGH THIS GATE, 56 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,685 YOU NEED TO KNOW THE RULES OF THE AUCTION. 57 00:02:13,719 --> 00:02:15,238 WE'RE GONNA GO THROUGH THERE, 58 00:02:15,273 --> 00:02:16,619 WE'RE GONNA REMOVE THE LOCK, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. 59 00:02:16,653 --> 00:02:18,172 WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU FIVE MINUTES TO TAKE A LOOK. 60 00:02:18,207 --> 00:02:20,381 YOU CAN'T OPEN ANY BOXES, YOU CAN'T GO INSIDE. 61 00:02:20,416 --> 00:02:21,693 WHO'S EVER GOT THE MOST CASH 62 00:02:21,727 --> 00:02:23,281 IN THEIR POCKET TODAY CAN OWN IT. ARE YOU READY? 63 00:02:23,315 --> 00:02:24,420 all: YEAH! 64 00:02:24,454 --> 00:02:25,697 - THEN LET'S GO! 65 00:02:34,084 --> 00:02:36,190 - AW, MAN, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THAT, 66 00:02:36,225 --> 00:02:38,054 I'VE GOT IT RIGHT HERE. 67 00:02:39,538 --> 00:02:41,644 - COMPRESSOR'S GOOD MONEY, 68 00:02:41,678 --> 00:02:43,335 BUT YOU DON'T KNOW IF IT WORKS. 69 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:45,095 - YEAH, THERE'S AN OLD TYPEWRITER. 70 00:02:45,130 --> 00:02:47,236 I'M NOT REAL SURE WHAT THE YELLOW FRAME IS. 71 00:02:47,270 --> 00:02:49,065 I'M NOT EVEN SURE THERE'S ANYTHING IN HERE 72 00:02:49,099 --> 00:02:50,239 WE CAN SELL AT OUR STORE. 73 00:02:50,273 --> 00:02:52,172 - YOU WANT TO LISTEN AND LEARN, 74 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:55,347 OR DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IT IS? 75 00:02:55,382 --> 00:02:56,900 THAT, MY FRIEND, IS A LAND SAILER. 76 00:02:56,935 --> 00:02:58,350 SEE THE COCKPIT? 77 00:02:58,385 --> 00:02:59,972 SO YOU TURN THAT UPSIDE DOWN, 78 00:03:00,007 --> 00:03:01,181 IT'S GOT A BIG OL' POLE AND A SAIL, 79 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:03,838 AND YOU PUSH YOURSELF ACROSS THE DESERT. 80 00:03:03,873 --> 00:03:06,531 IT LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF JUNK. 81 00:03:06,565 --> 00:03:08,498 - HEY, LOOK HOW BIG THAT COMPRESSOR IS. 82 00:03:08,533 --> 00:03:11,467 IT'S BIG ENOUGH TO COMPRESS SOME OF DARRELL'S BULL[bleep]. 83 00:03:11,501 --> 00:03:12,468 [laughter] 84 00:03:12,502 --> 00:03:14,401 THIS IS A CRAPSHOOT, 85 00:03:14,435 --> 00:03:16,334 BECAUSE WITHOUT THE SAIL, 86 00:03:16,368 --> 00:03:18,336 THERE'S NO SALE. 87 00:03:18,370 --> 00:03:20,096 IF ALL THE PIECES ARE HERE, 88 00:03:20,130 --> 00:03:22,409 THIS THING COULD MEAN A LOT OF FUN. 89 00:03:22,443 --> 00:03:24,273 - GOT A BIG, OLD, NICE LAND SAILER HERE, 10X30 UNIT. 90 00:03:24,307 --> 00:03:26,413 HERE WE GO. WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE? 91 00:03:26,447 --> 00:03:28,311 [rapid auction chant] - [whistles] YEAH! 92 00:03:28,346 --> 00:03:29,450 - I'VE GOT TWO. THREE, THREE. 93 00:03:29,485 --> 00:03:31,176 I'VE GOT THREE. HOW ABOUT A BID FOR 400? 94 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,350 I'VE GOT 300 BUCKS. - YEP! 95 00:03:32,384 --> 00:03:34,593 LOOKIN' FOR FOUR NOW. I'VE GOT 350. 96 00:03:34,628 --> 00:03:38,010 [rapid auction chant] 97 00:03:38,045 --> 00:03:39,426 THAT'S A BID OF 400 BUCKS. 4 1/4 THERE. 98 00:03:39,460 --> 00:03:40,703 - YEP! - 4 1/2 THERE. 99 00:03:40,737 --> 00:03:43,015 I'VE GOT 4 1/4, 4 1/2? 475, BARRY? 100 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:45,225 [rapid auction chant] 101 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:47,192 I HAVE FIVE THERE. [rapid auction chant] 102 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,883 525. HOW ABOUT A BID AT 5 1/2? 103 00:03:48,918 --> 00:03:50,264 I GOT 5 1/4. 5 1/2, SIR. 104 00:03:50,299 --> 00:03:51,783 - YEP! NEW HAND IN THE RACE. 105 00:03:51,817 --> 00:03:54,026 - I'VE GOT 550 GOING ONCE. - YEP! 106 00:03:54,061 --> 00:03:56,028 - BUT 600'S THERE. AND 600. SIX THERE. 107 00:03:56,063 --> 00:03:57,651 - 6 1/4, 6 1/2. HOW ABOUT I GET 650? 108 00:03:57,685 --> 00:04:00,136 I'VE GOT 625. HOW ABOUT A BID OF 650, GOING ONCE. 109 00:04:00,170 --> 00:04:01,793 625, 650 GOING TWICE. 110 00:04:01,827 --> 00:04:02,863 YOU'RE IN AT 6 1/4. 111 00:04:02,897 --> 00:04:04,140 - THESE DAYS I JUST IGNORE BARRY 112 00:04:04,174 --> 00:04:05,486 WHEN HE BIDS TWICE IN A ROW. 113 00:04:05,521 --> 00:04:07,592 [rapid auction chant] - YEP. 114 00:04:07,626 --> 00:04:09,870 - I'VE GOT 650. 675, NOW SEVEN. 115 00:04:09,904 --> 00:04:10,871 SEVEN RIGHT THERE. 116 00:04:10,905 --> 00:04:11,975 7 1/4 NOW. 7 1/4, BARRY. 117 00:04:12,010 --> 00:04:14,668 [rapid auction chant] 118 00:04:14,702 --> 00:04:16,946 I GOT 7 1/4. 7 1/2? AND 7 1/4. 119 00:04:16,980 --> 00:04:18,499 [rapid auction chant] 120 00:04:18,534 --> 00:04:20,156 - WHO AM I BIDDING AGAINST? 121 00:04:20,190 --> 00:04:21,778 - YOURSELF. 122 00:04:21,813 --> 00:04:23,228 - BUT YOU'RE WINNING. 123 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,816 - YOU'RE WINNING. [laughs] 124 00:04:24,850 --> 00:04:26,852 - I GOT VEN THERE. 7 1/4 THERE. 125 00:04:26,887 --> 00:04:28,371 [rapid auction chant] 7 1/2. I GOT 7 1/4. 126 00:04:28,406 --> 00:04:29,441 AND 7 1/2, AND 7 1/4. 127 00:04:29,476 --> 00:04:31,305 - I'M PUTTING THIS ONE TO BED. 128 00:04:31,340 --> 00:04:32,341 - YEP! 129 00:04:32,375 --> 00:04:33,445 - 725, AND, UH, 75. 130 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,171 I'VE GOT 750. WHAT ABOUT A BID OF 775? 131 00:04:35,205 --> 00:04:37,104 - [sighs] HOW DID I KNOW THIS? 132 00:04:37,138 --> 00:04:39,313 - 775. - YEAH! 133 00:04:39,348 --> 00:04:40,970 - 775, SOMEBODY BID EIGHT NOW. 134 00:04:41,004 --> 00:04:42,523 - THERE YOU GO, BARRY. DON'T LET HESTER GET THAT. 135 00:04:42,558 --> 00:04:43,904 - [rapid auction chant] 800, GOIN' ONCE, 136 00:04:43,938 --> 00:04:45,388 800 GOIN' TWICE. 137 00:04:45,423 --> 00:04:46,596 - YEP! 138 00:04:46,631 --> 00:04:48,426 - 800. 8 1/4. 825. 8 1/2, LET ME GET 850 NOW. 139 00:04:48,460 --> 00:04:49,599 I GOT 8 1/4. 140 00:04:49,634 --> 00:04:51,152 8 1/2. HOW ABOUT A BID OF 850? GOING ONCE. 141 00:04:51,187 --> 00:04:52,395 I'VE GOT 8 1/4. 8 1/2. 142 00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:54,190 850. GOING TWICE. LAST AND FINAL CALL. 143 00:04:54,224 --> 00:04:55,605 8 1/2, 8 1/2. 144 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,089 HOW ABOUT A BID OF 850 NOW? 145 00:04:57,124 --> 00:04:58,884 SOLD THAT YOUR WAY, BARRY. YOU GOT IT FOR 825 BUCKS. 146 00:04:58,919 --> 00:05:01,404 WITH A BID OF 825, BARRY. 825, BARRY. 147 00:05:01,439 --> 00:05:03,268 - CONGRATULATIONS. 148 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,891 - SORRY, DAVE, NOT THIS TIME. 149 00:05:05,926 --> 00:05:07,652 GOOD DEAL. 150 00:05:10,551 --> 00:05:13,002 - OA! IT'S A JAGUAR! 151 00:05:13,036 --> 00:05:14,659 - WE'RE GONNA SELL THIS UNIT HERE. 152 00:05:14,693 --> 00:05:16,454 REMEMBER, THE VEHICLE IS NOT INCLUDED. 153 00:05:16,488 --> 00:05:18,973 THE VEHICLE IS NOT FOR SALE, FOLKS. 154 00:05:19,008 --> 00:05:20,147 YOU KNOW, THAT VEHICLE INSIDE THAT UNIT, 155 00:05:20,181 --> 00:05:21,631 BY LAW, WE CAN'T SELL IT 156 00:05:21,666 --> 00:05:23,806 UNLESS THE DMV PROCESS WAS DONE. 157 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:25,704 IT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE SOLD AT A LATER DATE. 158 00:05:25,739 --> 00:05:26,774 - WELL, WE THINK IT'S A NICE CAR. 159 00:05:26,809 --> 00:05:29,018 WE WERE HOPING WE COULD BUY THAT TODAY. 160 00:05:29,052 --> 00:05:31,123 - IF THERE'S A MOTOR IN IT, IT'S A COMPLETE CAR. 161 00:05:31,158 --> 00:05:32,780 BUT IF THE MOTOR WAS GONE, 162 00:05:32,815 --> 00:05:34,299 IT COULD BE SOLD AS PARTS. 163 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,404 THAT'S WHY THE HOOD'S OPEN. 164 00:05:35,438 --> 00:05:36,784 - THIS GUY COULD HAVE SAVED A LOT OF MONEY. 165 00:05:36,819 --> 00:05:38,821 HE COULD HAVE PARKED THE CAR IN FRONT OF HIS HOUSE 166 00:05:38,855 --> 00:05:40,270 AND NO STORAGE FEES. 167 00:05:40,305 --> 00:05:41,306 - HE COULD HAVE LIVED IN IT. 168 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,481 - HE STILL MIGHT BE. 169 00:05:43,515 --> 00:05:44,861 LOOK IN THE TRUNK. - THAT'S RIGHT. 170 00:05:44,896 --> 00:05:47,001 - ALL THESE DUMBASSES ARE BUMMED OUT 171 00:05:47,036 --> 00:05:48,002 THAT THEY CAN'T BID ON THIS JAGUAR, 172 00:05:48,037 --> 00:05:49,556 BUT THEY'RE MISSING 173 00:05:49,590 --> 00:05:51,385 THE MOST IMPORTANT PART ABOUT THIS LOCKER. 174 00:05:51,420 --> 00:05:53,180 THERE'S A TABLE THAT'S WORTH THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS 175 00:05:53,214 --> 00:05:54,388 RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES, 176 00:05:54,423 --> 00:05:55,665 AND THEY CAN'T SEE IT. 177 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:57,391 - AND IF YOU'RE READY TO GO, I'M READY TO GO. 178 00:05:57,426 --> 00:05:59,497 ALL RIGHTY, WE GOT THE LITTLE JAGUAR UNIT. 179 00:05:59,531 --> 00:06:00,774 I GOT 25 THERE AND $100 THERE. 180 00:06:00,808 --> 00:06:02,776 [rapid auction chant] 125. 100 1/2. 181 00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:03,777 100 1/4, 100 1/2. 182 00:06:03,811 --> 00:06:05,710 - TWO. - I GOT TWO THERE, 2 1/4. 183 00:06:05,744 --> 00:06:07,505 225 THERE. THE BID'S 2 1/4. 184 00:06:07,539 --> 00:06:09,023 DO I HAVE A BID FOR 250 NOW? AND 250. 185 00:06:09,058 --> 00:06:11,405 75. I GOT 250. 75. - THREE! 186 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:12,889 - AND I GOT THREE THERE. AND 3 1/4. THREE. 187 00:06:12,924 --> 00:06:14,650 25 THERE. 3 1/4. 325 THERE. 188 00:06:14,684 --> 00:06:15,858 BID OF 3 1/2. JARROD, YOU'RE OUT. 189 00:06:15,892 --> 00:06:18,032 - CROWD IS REALLY DRIVING UP THE PRICE HERE. 190 00:06:18,067 --> 00:06:19,689 - I'VE 3 1/4, AND 3 1/2. 375 NOW. 191 00:06:19,724 --> 00:06:21,173 - BUT I THINK I CAN STILL GET IT 192 00:06:21,208 --> 00:06:23,106 - I'VE GOT 350 THERE. 375 WHERE? 193 00:06:23,141 --> 00:06:25,246 375. WHAT ABOUT A BID OF FOUR, SIR? 194 00:06:25,281 --> 00:06:26,247 400. 195 00:06:26,282 --> 00:06:27,835 - 400. - GOIN' ONCE. 196 00:06:27,870 --> 00:06:29,561 AND 400 BUCKS, GOIN' TWICE. 197 00:06:29,596 --> 00:06:31,805 - YEAH. - 4 1/4 NOW. 198 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:33,565 - I TOLD JARROD WE WERE STOPPING AT 300. 199 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,809 - BID FOR 400 BUCKS. 4 1/4. 425 GOIN' ONCE. 200 00:06:35,843 --> 00:06:38,087 TAKIN' 4 1/4. [rapid auction chant] 201 00:06:38,121 --> 00:06:40,469 - IF ANYBODY ELSE BIDS, WE'RE OUT. 202 00:06:40,503 --> 00:06:42,263 - [rapid auction chant] 203 00:06:42,298 --> 00:06:43,333 425, GOIN' ONCE. 204 00:06:43,368 --> 00:06:44,714 I'VE GOT 425, GOIN' TWICE. 205 00:06:44,749 --> 00:06:45,750 LAST AND FINAL CALL. 206 00:06:47,027 --> 00:06:48,925 - 4 1/4. 425, GOING ONCE. 207 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,134 - IF ANYBODY ELSE BIDS, WE'RE OUT. 208 00:06:51,169 --> 00:06:52,722 - I'VE GOT 425, GOING TWICE. 209 00:06:52,757 --> 00:06:54,068 LAST AND FINAL CALL. - YEP! 210 00:06:54,103 --> 00:06:56,450 - 4 1/4 THERE. 4 1/2 THE BID. 450 NOW. 211 00:06:56,485 --> 00:06:58,107 JARROD, YOU'RE OUT. I GOT 450, GOING ONCE. 212 00:06:58,141 --> 00:06:59,867 - YEP! - 475, SIR. 213 00:06:59,902 --> 00:07:01,869 I GOT 450 WITH A YEP. 475. 214 00:07:01,904 --> 00:07:02,974 475, ARE YOU IN? 215 00:07:03,008 --> 00:07:04,182 - 475. 216 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:06,046 - THIS MOB CAN BID ALL IT WANTS. 217 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:07,565 I'M GETTING THIS UNIT. 218 00:07:07,599 --> 00:07:09,498 - 500 GOING ONCE, AND 500 GOING TWICE. 219 00:07:09,532 --> 00:07:11,361 LAST AND FINAL, ANYBODY WANT TO BID 500 BUCKS? 220 00:07:11,396 --> 00:07:12,673 - YEP! 221 00:07:12,708 --> 00:07:14,641 - WE GOT 500 BUCKS. 5 1/4? GET A BID OF 525? 222 00:07:14,675 --> 00:07:16,263 SIR, YOU JACKED HIM UP ONCE. DO IT AGAIN! 223 00:07:16,297 --> 00:07:18,334 5 1/4. LOOKING FOR A BID OF 525, GOING ONCE. 224 00:07:18,368 --> 00:07:19,473 5 1/4 GOING TWICE. 225 00:07:19,508 --> 00:07:21,026 LAST AND FINAL CALL AT 500. 226 00:07:21,061 --> 00:07:22,476 DO I HAVE A BID OF 525? 227 00:07:22,511 --> 00:07:23,891 SOLD THAT YOUR WAY, DAVE. - YOU GOT IT. 228 00:07:23,926 --> 00:07:25,721 - 500 BUCKS. 500. THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP, SIR. 229 00:07:25,755 --> 00:07:27,136 YOU STUCK IT TO DAVE. 230 00:07:27,170 --> 00:07:28,655 - I'M TELLING YOU. 231 00:07:28,689 --> 00:07:31,865 - CLEARLY, JARROD AND I ARE NOT ON THE SAME PAGE TODAY. 232 00:07:31,899 --> 00:07:33,004 MAYBE IT WOULD BE BETTER 233 00:07:33,038 --> 00:07:35,040 IF JARROD AND I BUY OUR OWN LOCKERS. 234 00:07:35,075 --> 00:07:37,457 - I LIKE BRANDI'S IDEA, 235 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:39,251 BUT IF SHE ENDS UP BUYING A CRAP UNIT, 236 00:07:39,286 --> 00:07:40,943 I'M STILL THE ONE PAYING FOR IT. 237 00:07:40,977 --> 00:07:43,911 - OKAY. 238 00:07:43,946 --> 00:07:45,844 - WHOA! - OKAY. 239 00:07:45,879 --> 00:07:47,570 THAT'S IT. 240 00:07:47,605 --> 00:07:48,813 - IT'S NOT BAD. 241 00:07:48,847 --> 00:07:50,400 I MEAN, IT'S SO TACKY 242 00:07:50,435 --> 00:07:51,988 THAT IT COULD BE KIND OF COOL. 243 00:07:52,023 --> 00:07:54,370 REALLY, I JUST WANT TO GET THIS PART OVER WITH 244 00:07:54,404 --> 00:07:55,889 AND GET BACK TO THE LAND SAILER. 245 00:07:55,923 --> 00:07:58,788 - THEY DO HAVE A NICE LITTLE PLEXIGLAS TABLE, 246 00:07:58,823 --> 00:08:00,376 BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, THE GLASS 247 00:08:00,410 --> 00:08:02,136 IS ALL CHIPPED UP ON THE BOTTOM. 248 00:08:02,171 --> 00:08:06,037 - ARE THEY OLD ENOUGH TO BE ANTIQUES, 249 00:08:06,071 --> 00:08:07,452 OR ARE THEY JUST BEAT UP? 250 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,662 I DON'T KNOW WHAT BRANDI'S SEEING IN THIS UNIT. 251 00:08:10,697 --> 00:08:13,113 IT'LL NEVER SELL, THOUGH. 252 00:08:13,147 --> 00:08:14,563 - OH, I'M GETTING THIS LOCKER. 253 00:08:14,597 --> 00:08:16,012 I THINK WE MAY TAKE A STAB AT IT 254 00:08:16,047 --> 00:08:17,497 IF IT DOESN'T GO FOR TOO MUCH. 255 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:19,637 - WE ARE NOT GONNA BE TAKING A STAB AT IT, BUT GOOD TRY. 256 00:08:19,671 --> 00:08:21,535 - SMALL STAB. - GOOD TRY. KEEP WALKING. 257 00:08:21,570 --> 00:08:22,778 - A SMALL STAB. - KEEP WALKING. 258 00:08:22,812 --> 00:08:24,469 - ALL RIGHT, WE GOT A NICE LITTLE LOOSE UNIT. 259 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,160 HERE WE GO. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA PAY? 260 00:08:26,195 --> 00:08:27,437 SAY. HOW MUCH. HOW MUCH MONEY? - VERY LITTLE. 261 00:08:27,472 --> 00:08:29,819 - I GOT 100 THERE. 1 1/4. 262 00:08:29,854 --> 00:08:32,408 - HMM, WAS THAT YOU? I'LL [bleep]. 263 00:08:32,442 --> 00:08:33,685 I GOT 100 1/4 THERE. 100 1/2 THERE. 264 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:34,824 - 100 1/2 AT THE BACK. 175. 265 00:08:34,859 --> 00:08:36,101 - JARROD CAN GET HIS OWN LOCKER. 266 00:08:36,136 --> 00:08:37,206 THIS ONE'S MINE. 267 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,035 - NOW TWO. - TWO. 268 00:08:39,070 --> 00:08:40,554 - RIGHT THERE, NOW 2 1/4. 225. 269 00:08:40,589 --> 00:08:42,452 YOU WANT TO GO 2 1/4? 2 1/4 THERE. 270 00:08:42,487 --> 00:08:44,006 250. 250 NOW. I'VE GOT 2 1/4. 271 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:47,078 [rapid auction chant] 2 1/2. I'VE GOT 2 1/4. 272 00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:49,529 [rapid auction chant] GOING ONCE. 273 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:51,358 I'VE GOT 2 1/4, AND 2 1/2. HOW ABOUT A BID FOR 250? 274 00:08:51,392 --> 00:08:52,566 250. 250. 275 00:08:52,601 --> 00:08:53,809 - DON'T LET THAT GO, BRANDI. 276 00:08:53,843 --> 00:08:55,327 - JARROD, WOULD YOU LET HER GO? 277 00:08:55,362 --> 00:08:56,501 - DON'T LET IT GO, BRANDI! 278 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,882 - I GOT 2 1/4, AND 2 1/2. 279 00:08:57,916 --> 00:08:59,366 I GOT 2 1/4 RIGHT HERE. 280 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:00,954 - YOU HAVE A VOICE, TOO, BRANDI. 281 00:09:00,988 --> 00:09:02,300 - LOOKIN' R A BID OF 250 GOING ONCE. 282 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,164 - OH, YES! - THAT'S IT. 283 00:09:04,198 --> 00:09:05,337 HEY, THAT'S IT. 284 00:09:05,372 --> 00:09:07,443 THAT'S IT. NOT A [bleep] DOLLAR MOR 285 00:09:07,477 --> 00:09:08,962 - LOOKING FOR 275, GOING ONCE. 286 00:09:08,996 --> 00:09:10,204 - I HOPE SOMEBODY BIDS. 287 00:09:10,239 --> 00:09:11,620 - AND 250, 275, GOING TWICE. 288 00:09:11,654 --> 00:09:14,036 LAST AND FINAL CALL, LOOKING FOR A BID OF 275. 289 00:09:14,070 --> 00:09:15,071 SOLD THAT YOUR WAY. 290 00:09:15,106 --> 00:09:16,901 - ALL RIGHT. GOOD LUCK, BRANDI! 291 00:09:16,935 --> 00:09:17,971 WHOO! 292 00:09:18,005 --> 00:09:19,489 - VICTORY DANCE. 293 00:09:21,526 --> 00:09:22,872 - YEAH! - WHOA! 294 00:09:22,907 --> 00:09:24,046 - WHOO! 295 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,875 - OHH! 296 00:09:25,910 --> 00:09:28,222 - [speaks Spanish] 297 00:09:29,776 --> 00:09:30,915 THIS ONE IS NOT FOR ME. 298 00:09:30,949 --> 00:09:32,088 I'LL PASS. 299 00:09:32,123 --> 00:09:34,574 - THIS IS ALL RIGHT. A LITTLE MYSTERY. 300 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:36,541 BOXES MEAN MYSTERY TO ME. 301 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,370 IF THERE'S A LOCKER I CAN MAKE MONEY ON 302 00:09:38,405 --> 00:09:40,303 AND PISS BRANDI OFF AT THE SAME TIME, 303 00:09:40,338 --> 00:09:41,442 THIS ONE'S IT. 304 00:09:41,477 --> 00:09:43,168 A LOT OF INEXPENSIVE STUFF, 305 00:09:43,203 --> 00:09:46,240 BUT THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF PACKED IN, SO, YEAH. 306 00:09:46,275 --> 00:09:48,864 - I'M GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, 307 00:09:48,898 --> 00:09:50,175 IF YOU LOOK AT THIS VACUUM, 308 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:52,384 THAT'S GOOD EVIDENCE THAT THIS LOCKER SUCKS. 309 00:09:52,419 --> 00:09:54,179 LOOK AT THE VACUUM. 310 00:09:54,214 --> 00:09:55,698 THERE'S HAIR COMING OUT OF IT. 311 00:09:55,733 --> 00:09:57,527 I'LL GUARANTEE YOU THAT THING STINKS. 312 00:09:57,562 --> 00:09:59,668 THIS LOCKER IS NOT WORTH MY TIME. 313 00:09:59,702 --> 00:10:01,255 - IT'S KIND OF MEDIOCRE. 314 00:10:01,290 --> 00:10:02,567 A LITTLE OF THIS, AND A LITTLE OF THAT. 315 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,051 NOTHING SPECIAL. 316 00:10:04,086 --> 00:10:05,156 QUALITY'S NOT THERE. 317 00:10:05,190 --> 00:10:06,467 - ALL RIGHT, I GOT A LITTLE 5X10 UNIT. 318 00:10:06,502 --> 00:10:07,917 HERE WE GO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA PAY? SAY. 319 00:10:07,952 --> 00:10:09,125 HOW MUCH, HOW MUCH MONEY? WHERE? 320 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,299 [rapid auction chant] - YEP! 321 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:12,612 - I GOT 100 BUCKS. 100 1/2 WHERE? 322 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,648 - YEAH. - 200 RIGHT THERE, NOW 2 1/4. 323 00:10:14,683 --> 00:10:15,856 225. I GOT 200 BUCKS AND 2 1/4. 324 00:10:15,891 --> 00:10:17,064 - YES. - YEAH. 325 00:10:17,099 --> 00:10:18,203 - 2 1/2, GIVE ME 275. 326 00:10:18,238 --> 00:10:19,619 I'VE GOT 250 AND 75, SIR. 327 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:21,482 AND 250, AND 275 THERE. LOOKIN' FOR THREE. 328 00:10:21,517 --> 00:10:22,794 THREE, THREE, 3 1/4. - YES. 329 00:10:22,829 --> 00:10:24,278 - HOW ABOUT A BID FOR 350 NOW? 330 00:10:24,313 --> 00:10:25,625 - YEAH. - AND 3 1/2 THERE. 331 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:26,971 375, SIR. - YEP. 332 00:10:27,005 --> 00:10:28,420 - YEAH. - I'VE GOTOUR THERE. 333 00:10:28,455 --> 00:10:30,008 - LOOKING 4 AND 25 NOW. 334 00:10:30,043 --> 00:10:31,872 400 BUCKS AND 4 1/4. 425 GOING ONCE. 335 00:10:31,907 --> 00:10:32,977 425, GOING TWICE. 336 00:10:33,011 --> 00:10:34,254 LAST AND FINAL CALL. 337 00:10:34,288 --> 00:10:36,187 425, ALL IN, ALL THROUGH? ALL THROUGH? ALL DONE? 338 00:10:36,221 --> 00:10:38,845 [rapid auction chant] 339 00:10:38,879 --> 00:10:39,949 SOLD THAT YOUR WAY, JARROD. 340 00:10:39,984 --> 00:10:41,433 YOU GET IT FOR 400 BUCKS. 400, JARROD. 341 00:10:41,468 --> 00:10:42,538 YOU GOT IT FOR 400. 342 00:10:42,572 --> 00:10:43,953 THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP. 343 00:10:43,988 --> 00:10:46,922 - NOW BRANDI GETS TO FIND OUT THAT MY LOCKER'S BETTER. 344 00:10:46,956 --> 00:10:48,889 - I STARTED OFF CRANKY TODAY, 345 00:10:48,924 --> 00:10:50,442 AND NOW I'M JUST PISSED. 346 00:10:50,477 --> 00:10:52,790 I NEEDED A GOOD LOCKER, AND NOW I'VE GOT NOTHIN'. 347 00:10:52,824 --> 00:10:54,999 I'M OUTTA HERE. 348 00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,797 - I REALLY HOPE I CAN FIND THE MAST 349 00:10:59,831 --> 00:11:01,971 IN THE UNIT WITH THE LAND SAILER. 350 00:11:04,491 --> 00:11:06,320 I SEE THE CHASSIS FOR IT, 351 00:11:06,355 --> 00:11:08,771 BUT IF THERE'S NO SAIL, 352 00:11:08,806 --> 00:11:10,911 THERE'S NO POWER SOURCE. 353 00:11:10,946 --> 00:11:11,981 WELL, I THINK IT'S TIME 354 00:11:12,016 --> 00:11:13,431 TO WRESTLE THIS THING OUT OF HERE. 355 00:11:20,093 --> 00:11:21,197 AH. 356 00:11:21,232 --> 00:11:24,718 THIS IS JUST TOO HEAVY FOR ONE PERSON. 357 00:11:24,753 --> 00:11:25,995 THIS HAS TURNED INTO A LOT OF WORK 358 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:27,410 TRYING TO FIND THIS SAIL. 359 00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:29,378 WAIT A MINUTE. 360 00:11:29,412 --> 00:11:31,794 MY BUDDY, JARROD, OWES ME A FAVOR. 361 00:11:31,829 --> 00:11:34,245 I HELPED HIM DIG SOMETHING OUT OF HIS. 362 00:11:34,279 --> 00:11:36,109 - AND I'LL HOLD ON TO THE OTHER HALF 363 00:11:36,143 --> 00:11:37,489 WHILE YOU JUMP DOWN. 364 00:11:37,524 --> 00:11:38,559 - WELL, HERE, GET DOWN. 365 00:11:38,594 --> 00:11:41,355 - I'M GONNA. - HERE, REST IT ON THIS. 366 00:11:41,390 --> 00:11:42,805 GET IN THERE. 367 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:44,358 WE'RE PULLING THIS THING OUT. 368 00:11:44,393 --> 00:11:45,739 NO, DON'T FOOL WITH THAT. 369 00:11:45,774 --> 00:11:47,016 BUT BE CAREFUL, WE DON'T-- 370 00:11:47,051 --> 00:11:49,536 ALL RIGHT. 371 00:11:49,570 --> 00:11:50,744 WAIT A MINUTE! 372 00:11:50,779 --> 00:11:51,780 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 373 00:11:51,814 --> 00:11:53,126 WATCH YOURSELF THERE. 374 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:54,506 - YEAH. 375 00:11:54,541 --> 00:11:56,854 - I'VE NEVER SEEN BARRY SO WORKED UP ABOUT SOMETHING. 376 00:11:56,888 --> 00:11:59,960 - LET'S GO. 377 00:11:59,995 --> 00:12:01,755 - WELL, OH... 378 00:12:03,481 --> 00:12:04,620 - NOTHIN'. 379 00:12:04,654 --> 00:12:06,173 - HERE, BARRY. 380 00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:07,761 - IF THAT SAIL'S GONNA BE ANYWHERE, 381 00:12:07,796 --> 00:12:09,418 IT'S GONNA BE INSIDE HERE. 382 00:12:09,452 --> 00:12:10,660 - THERE'S NOTHIN' IN THE TUBE. 383 00:12:10,695 --> 00:12:12,007 - NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S NOT HERE. 384 00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:13,353 - [laughing] 385 00:12:13,387 --> 00:12:14,941 - HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THIS? 386 00:12:14,975 --> 00:12:17,046 I GOT STIFFED AGAIN, NOTHIN'. 387 00:12:17,081 --> 00:12:18,427 WELL, THAT'S ABOUT IT. 388 00:12:18,461 --> 00:12:20,843 I MEAN, UH, ALL MY PLANS OF, UH... 389 00:12:20,878 --> 00:12:22,189 GOING PARASAILING ARE OUT THE WINDOW, 390 00:12:22,224 --> 00:12:23,639 'CAUSE THERE'S NO SAIL. 391 00:12:25,814 --> 00:12:30,025 - I'M HEADING BACK TO THIS UNIT I PAID 500 BUCKS FOR. 392 00:12:30,059 --> 00:12:31,612 THAT TABLE WAS NICE. 393 00:12:31,647 --> 00:12:33,062 THERE'S GONNA BE SOME GOOD STUFF UP FRONT. 394 00:12:33,097 --> 00:12:35,582 WHEN THE ROOM OPENED UP, I GOT EXCITED RIGHT AWAY, 395 00:12:35,616 --> 00:12:38,205 BECAUSE WE'VE GOT A SET OF CHAIRS AT THE STORE 396 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,482 THAT WE DON'T HAVE A TABLE FOR, 397 00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:41,243 AND IT'S THE SAME COLOR MATCH AND EVERYTHING 398 00:12:41,277 --> 00:12:43,245 I'M THINKING $2,000, BABY. 399 00:12:43,279 --> 00:12:44,591 EVEN IF THE TABLE IS 400 00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:46,144 THE ONLY BIG-TICKET ITEM IN HERE, 401 00:12:46,179 --> 00:12:48,491 I'LL BE PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH THAT. 402 00:12:48,526 --> 00:12:50,390 OKAY, SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT WE GOT IN HERE. 403 00:12:50,424 --> 00:12:51,943 LET'S LIFT THIS ONE UP. 404 00:12:51,978 --> 00:12:54,808 IT'S A REPRODUCTION OF AN ANTIQUE MIRROR 405 00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:55,913 EH, 100 BUCKS. 406 00:12:55,947 --> 00:12:57,397 GOT A COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLARS 407 00:12:57,431 --> 00:12:58,467 IN LUGGAGE JUST BY ITSELF. 408 00:12:58,501 --> 00:12:59,709 A WINE COOLER. 409 00:12:59,744 --> 00:13:02,989 IT'S GONNA HAVE AT LEAST $50 TO $75 IN VALUE. 410 00:13:03,023 --> 00:13:04,784 AND THESE ARE LITTLE TCHOTCHKES. 411 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,958 LITTLE DIFFERENT TYPE OF COLLECTIBLE ITEMS. 412 00:13:06,993 --> 00:13:09,167 YOU NEED TO CHECK EVERY LITTLE BOX AND BAG IN HERE. 413 00:13:10,444 --> 00:13:12,964 BECAUSE IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL IT'S OVER. 414 00:13:33,019 --> 00:13:34,572 - ONE... 415 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:37,092 TWO... 416 00:13:37,126 --> 00:13:38,093 THREE. 417 00:13:38,127 --> 00:13:39,335 THESE ARE PROBABLY GONNA BE 418 00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:42,994 LITTLE REPRODUCTION SAMURAI SWORDS. 419 00:13:43,029 --> 00:13:44,168 - STAINLESS STEEL. 420 00:13:44,202 --> 00:13:45,790 - YEAH, JUST STAINLESS STEEL. 421 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:49,173 - THE BLADE IS KIND OF NICE, THOUGH, AND IT'S SHARP. 422 00:13:49,207 --> 00:13:51,485 MOST OF THESE REPRODUCTIONS ARE DULL. 423 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:52,901 - YEAH. - SOMEBODY'S TAKEN THE TIME 424 00:13:52,935 --> 00:13:54,419 TO SHARPEN THIS PROFESSIONALLY. 425 00:13:54,454 --> 00:13:56,732 - THESE SWORDS ARE A LITTLE BIT BETTER THAN AVERAGE. 426 00:13:56,766 --> 00:13:59,114 THE STEEL RUNS ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE HANDLE. 427 00:13:59,148 --> 00:14:01,081 WHAT DO YOU THINK, ABOUT 200 BUCKS APIECE? 428 00:14:01,116 --> 00:14:02,772 - 100 1/2, 200, YEAH. 429 00:14:02,807 --> 00:14:04,119 - A LOT OF PEOPLE COLLECT THEM, 430 00:14:04,153 --> 00:14:08,778 BUT THEY ALSO COULD BE LETHAL WEAPONS. 431 00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:10,263 THIS ROOM TURNED OUT TO BE A REAL WINNER. 432 00:14:10,297 --> 00:14:11,678 LET'S CLOSE IT DOWN. 433 00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:18,823 - PULL IN RIGHT HERE AND BACK IT IN 434 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,342 LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO. 435 00:14:20,376 --> 00:14:22,482 - YESTERDAY, JARROD AND I ENDED UP BUYING OUR OWN LOCKERS. 436 00:14:22,516 --> 00:14:24,277 - I'M JUST COUNTIN' MONEY RIGHT THERE. 437 00:14:24,311 --> 00:14:25,795 - HOW MUCH IT'S GONNA COST YOU 438 00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:27,763 TO TAKE THAT TO THE DUMP? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE COUNTING? 439 00:14:27,797 --> 00:14:28,868 - SO WE'RE GONNA COUNT 'EM UP, 440 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:29,938 AND WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT 441 00:14:29,972 --> 00:14:31,215 WHO KNOWS HOW TO PICK A BETTER LOCKER. 442 00:14:31,249 --> 00:14:33,286 - WHOA! 443 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,804 - OH, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 444 00:14:34,839 --> 00:14:36,979 EVERYTHING'S GOING STRAIGHT FROM THE TRUCK TO THE DUMPSTER. 445 00:14:37,014 --> 00:14:38,878 - YEAH, THAT'S THE END OF YOUR UNIT RIGHT THERE. 446 00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:44,504 - A BRAND NEW VCR? 447 00:14:44,538 --> 00:14:45,885 - THAT'S HAND-DRAWN PORN. 448 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,300 YOU DON'T GET THAT ALL THE TIME. 449 00:14:47,334 --> 00:14:48,542 - UGH! 450 00:14:48,577 --> 00:14:49,612 [bleep] AWESOME. 451 00:14:49,647 --> 00:14:50,993 HOW WE DOIN' OVER HERE? 452 00:14:51,028 --> 00:14:53,340 - YOU MIGHT FIND PORN IN, LIKE, TWO OUT OF THREE UNITS, 453 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,929 BUT YOU NEVER FIND HAND-DRAWN PORN. 454 00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:59,415 - AAH! STOP IT! 455 00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,003 THOSE ARE MEN'S UNDERWEAR. 456 00:15:01,038 --> 00:15:04,800 - YEAH, UM, THIS UNIT'S NOT TURNING OUT THAT GOOD. 457 00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:06,215 20 BUCKS. 458 00:15:07,285 --> 00:15:09,253 - HEY! - HEY! 459 00:15:09,287 --> 00:15:11,151 - MARK, I'M LOSING HOPE OVER HERE. 460 00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:12,635 UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME, 461 00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:15,466 OLD TOOLS, CRAPPY LAMP, 462 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:19,056 OLD COMPUTER MONITORS AREN'T GONNA GET ME MY MONEY BACK. 463 00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:23,025 THAT'S IT! CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED! 464 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,544 - SO I'M GOING THROUGH SOME OF JARROD'S BOOKS 465 00:15:24,578 --> 00:15:25,855 FROM HIS CRAPPY LOCKER... 466 00:15:28,272 --> 00:15:30,584 AND WHAT DO I FIND? 467 00:15:37,419 --> 00:15:38,558 CRAP. 468 00:15:38,592 --> 00:15:40,594 IF THIS TURNS OUT TO BE WORTH SOMETHING, 469 00:15:40,629 --> 00:15:42,803 I WILL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT FROM HIM. 470 00:15:44,805 --> 00:15:46,497 JARROD! 471 00:15:46,531 --> 00:15:48,878 - WHAT'D YOU FIND? 472 00:15:50,225 --> 00:15:52,606 - 1922 GOLD CERTIFICATE. 473 00:15:52,641 --> 00:15:53,849 YEAH, THAT'S AWESOME. 474 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,749 [laughing] I TOLD YOU. 475 00:15:57,784 --> 00:16:01,477 I KNEW THERE WAS GONNA BE SOMETHING IN THIS LOCKER. 476 00:16:01,512 --> 00:16:03,963 - NOW I REALLY WANT MY LOCKER TO PAY OFF BIG. 477 00:16:08,381 --> 00:16:09,382 - COUNT IT UP. 478 00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:10,624 COUNT IT UP. 479 00:16:10,659 --> 00:16:12,972 - PROBABLY SELL THESE FOR A COUPLE OF BUCKS. 480 00:16:15,422 --> 00:16:16,423 - BUT I'M THINKING EASILY, 481 00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:19,116 A COUPLE 200, 300, 400 BUCKS. 482 00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:20,703 I THINK THIS DESK RIGHT HERE, 483 00:16:20,738 --> 00:16:22,774 PROBABLY ANYWHERE FROM 75 TO 100 BUCKS. 484 00:16:22,809 --> 00:16:24,500 - HOLY CRAP. 485 00:16:24,535 --> 00:16:25,846 - DON'T BE JEALOUS. 486 00:16:27,814 --> 00:16:29,022 THERE'S A LOT MORE IN THIS LOCKER 487 00:16:29,057 --> 00:16:30,334 THAN EVEN I EXPECTED. 488 00:16:30,368 --> 00:16:33,164 OH, HOW MUCH CAN WE GET FOR THAT MICROWAVE? 489 00:16:33,199 --> 00:16:34,545 THAT'S A NICE ONE. 490 00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:36,305 KEEP TALLYING IT UP. 491 00:16:36,340 --> 00:16:39,136 HOW MUCH CAN I GET FOR THIS BREAD MAKER HERE? 492 00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:41,000 UH-HUH. 493 00:16:42,449 --> 00:16:44,831 LOOKS LIKE I'M AT ABOUT 1495. 494 00:16:44,865 --> 00:16:46,246 - WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 495 00:16:46,281 --> 00:16:47,696 THAT'S REALLY GREAT. 496 00:16:47,730 --> 00:16:50,595 OKAY, I GOTTA ADMIT, BRANDI GOT SOME GOOD STUFF. 497 00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:53,874 BUT I MIGHT HAVE GOT GOLD WITH THIS OLD CERTIFICATE. 498 00:16:58,224 --> 00:16:59,673 - I TELL YOU, I'M READY 499 00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:01,468 FOR SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING. 500 00:17:01,503 --> 00:17:03,505 YOU MUST BE PETE. 501 00:17:03,539 --> 00:17:04,609 - YOU MUST BE BARRY. 502 00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:06,059 - PETE, YOU THINK IT'S OKAY FOR ME 503 00:17:06,094 --> 00:17:07,681 TO LEAVE MY KEYS IN THE CAR OUT HERE? 504 00:17:07,716 --> 00:17:09,718 - ABSOLUTELY. - NO KIDDING. 505 00:17:09,752 --> 00:17:11,996 YOU'RE REFERRING TO THIS AS A LAND YACHT. 506 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,273 - CORRECT. 507 00:17:13,308 --> 00:17:14,378 - THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW TIMES 508 00:17:14,412 --> 00:17:16,104 YOU MIGHT CALL THIS A LAND DINGHY. 509 00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:18,071 - I AGREE. 510 00:17:18,106 --> 00:17:20,936 THIS IS A HOMEMADE LAND YACHT CHASSIS. 511 00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:26,597 THE OWNER USED A, UH, FORK FOR A BMX BICYCLE. 512 00:17:26,631 --> 00:17:28,875 YOU CAN SEE WHERE THEY KIND OF HAD TO IMPROVISE. 513 00:17:28,909 --> 00:17:30,083 - WELDING BY HELEN KELLER. 514 00:17:30,118 --> 00:17:31,705 - AND, UH, HERE AT THE BACK, 515 00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:35,157 YOU CAN SEE WHERE THEY GOT THE BASE FOR HOLDING A MAST. 516 00:17:35,192 --> 00:17:36,331 - YES. 517 00:17:36,365 --> 00:17:38,160 - DID YOU FIND THE MAST IN THE LOCKER? 518 00:17:38,195 --> 00:17:39,403 - NO, NO SAIL. 519 00:17:39,437 --> 00:17:41,405 THAT'S WHAT I SAID WHEN I SAID NO SAIL. 520 00:17:41,439 --> 00:17:44,511 - MOST PEOPLE DON'T REALLY CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT THE CHASSIS 521 00:17:44,546 --> 00:17:45,995 IN TERMS OF WHAT IT'S WORTH. 522 00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:47,790 IT'S JUST AS LONG AS IT WORKS. 523 00:17:47,825 --> 00:17:50,931 IF IT ROLLS, ALL YOU NEED IS YOUR MAST, YOUR SAIL, 524 00:17:50,966 --> 00:17:53,589 YOUR LINES, YOUR PULLEYS, YOU'RE IN BUSINESS. 525 00:17:53,624 --> 00:17:54,797 YOU COULD PROBABLY GET THIS RESTORED 526 00:17:54,832 --> 00:17:57,386 FOR ANYWHERE BETWEEN $500 TO $1,000. 527 00:17:57,421 --> 00:17:59,354 - RESTORED? 528 00:17:59,388 --> 00:18:01,114 FOR $1,000? 529 00:18:01,149 --> 00:18:02,460 I THINK OLD PETE 530 00:18:02,495 --> 00:18:05,049 HAS BEEN ROAMIN' THE DESERT A LITTLE BIT TOO LONG. 531 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,431 THIS LAND YACHT CHASSIS IN ITS CURRENT STATE 532 00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:09,329 IS WORTH ABOUT... 533 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,402 $200. 534 00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:16,647 - THAT'S IT? - THAT'S IT. 535 00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:20,168 - THIS LAND SAILER, KIND OF A BUST. 536 00:18:20,202 --> 00:18:22,204 BUT I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT RUIN MY DAY. 537 00:18:22,239 --> 00:18:23,895 I'M GL WE GOT A CHANCE TO MEET, MAN. 538 00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,794 LET'S GO DO THIS. - SOUNDS GOOD. 539 00:18:25,828 --> 00:18:27,278 - YOU BROUGHT SOME NEW ONES. 540 00:18:30,523 --> 00:18:32,766 IT'S TIME TO SEE WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE 541 00:18:32,801 --> 00:18:34,320 I CAN REALLY GET INTO. 542 00:18:49,369 --> 00:18:50,784 GET IT UP HIGHER. 543 00:18:50,819 --> 00:18:52,648 ALL RIGHT, BITCHIN'. 544 00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:55,203 THAT'S IT. I LOVE THAT. 545 00:18:59,483 --> 00:19:01,278 - I KNOW THAT I'VE DEFINITELY GOT SOMETHING HERE 546 00:19:01,312 --> 00:19:02,624 WITH THIS OLD CERTIFICATE. 547 00:19:02,658 --> 00:19:05,109 SO WHERE BETTER TO GO TO GET THE HIGHEST APPRAISAL? 548 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,524 BEVERLY HILLS. 549 00:19:06,559 --> 00:19:07,801 WHAT? - RODEO DRIVE. 550 00:19:11,011 --> 00:19:12,185 - HI. - HI. 551 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:13,531 - I'M BRANDI. I CALLED YOU ON THE PHONE. 552 00:19:13,566 --> 00:19:15,361 - HI, BRANDI. BRIAN ABBOTT. PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 553 00:19:15,395 --> 00:19:16,914 - I'M JARROD. - HI. PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 554 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,364 A $50 BILL, HUH? 555 00:19:18,398 --> 00:19:21,056 - YEAH, I FIGURE IT'S GOTTA BE WORTH AT LEAST 50 BUCKS. 556 00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:23,817 - [laughs] IT'S PROBABLY WORTH AT LEAST $50. 557 00:19:23,852 --> 00:19:25,992 THIS IS A GOLD CERTIFICATE. 558 00:19:26,026 --> 00:19:27,856 NOW, AT THE TIME THIS WAS PRODUCED, 559 00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:30,307 SOMETIME IN THE 1920s OR '30s, 560 00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:32,240 THIS IS A NOTE THAT YOU COULD HAVE GONE TO THE BANK 561 00:19:32,274 --> 00:19:33,586 AND EXCHANGED FOR AN ACTUAL, 562 00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:35,898 LIKE, MAYBE A $50 GOLD COIN 563 00:19:35,933 --> 00:19:38,418 OR TWO 20s AND A $10 GOLD COIN. 564 00:19:38,453 --> 00:19:40,386 IN HIGH GRADE CONDITION, 565 00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:41,559 THIS IS A NOTE THAT COULD BRING 566 00:19:41,594 --> 00:19:45,494 $25,000 OR $30,000. - MM-HMM. 567 00:19:45,529 --> 00:19:46,806 - BUT THE QUESTION IS 568 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,946 IS WHAT CONDITION IS YOUR NOTE IN? 569 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,431 I'VE KIND OF GOT SOME BAD NEWS ON THAT FRONT. 570 00:19:51,466 --> 00:19:53,192 IF WE TURN OVER THE BACK OF THE NOTE, 571 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,745 YOU'VE GOT WHAT APPEARS TO BE 572 00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:57,368 A LITTLE BIT OF MAYBE GLUE 573 00:19:57,403 --> 00:19:59,819 WAS ON THE SURFACE AT ONE POINT IN TIME, 574 00:19:59,853 --> 00:20:01,683 AND IT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER NOTE 575 00:20:01,717 --> 00:20:04,789 WAS ON TOP OF IT. 576 00:20:04,824 --> 00:20:06,619 - I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE BAD NEWS I CAN HANDLE. 577 00:20:06,653 --> 00:20:07,965 HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK IT'S WORTH? 578 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:11,071 - I THINK THAT THIS NOTE WOULD PROBABLY SELL FOR... 579 00:20:11,106 --> 00:20:14,316 FOR $200, $250, WHICH ISN'T ENTIRELY BAD NEWS. 580 00:20:14,351 --> 00:20:18,251 - IT'S NOT 20 GRAND, BUT IT'S STILL 200 BUCKS, SO... 581 00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:19,804 ALL RIGHT. WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE NEEDED TO KNOW. 582 00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:21,565 THANKS FOR YOUR TIME. IT WAS GOOD MEETING YOU. 583 00:20:21,599 --> 00:20:22,669 - PLEASED TO MEET YOU. - THANKS. 584 00:20:22,704 --> 00:20:24,153 NICE TO MEET YOU. 585 00:20:24,188 --> 00:20:25,638 - YEAH, BRANDI BEAT ME ON THIS UNIT, 586 00:20:25,672 --> 00:20:28,675 BUT IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I TAUGHT HER EVERYTHING SHE KNOWS. 587 00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:31,402 narrator: DAVE HESTER'S TABLE 588 00:20:31,437 --> 00:20:36,511 LUGGAGE, AND MIRROR MADE HIM $1,975. 589 00:20:36,545 --> 00:20:41,792 BRANDI MADE $1,245 WITH HER HOME DECOR UNIT. 590 00:20:41,826 --> 00:20:45,830 DARRELL SHEETS STOMPED AWAY WITH NOTHING. 591 00:20:45,865 --> 00:20:49,178 JARROD SCHULZ'S DISAPPOINTING DEFEAT 592 00:20:49,213 --> 00:20:51,733 PUT HIM IN THE RED FOR 50 BUCKS, 593 00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:54,183 AND BARRY'S BOREDOM 594 00:20:54,218 --> 00:20:58,464 AMOUNTED TO A DEFICIT OF $650. 595 00:20:58,498 --> 00:21:01,950 AS FOR DAVE'S SAMURAI SWORDS... 596 00:21:01,984 --> 00:21:04,228 - I DON'T SELL WEAPONS IN MY STORE. 597 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,369 MOST PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK THAT THESE ARE WALL HANGERS 598 00:21:07,404 --> 00:21:10,027 OR DECORATIONS. 599 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:11,304 I'M GONNA SHOW YOU JUST HOW 600 00:21:11,339 --> 00:21:12,685 EXTREMELY SHARP AND LETHAL THESE ARE. 601 00:21:26,664 --> 00:21:28,183 I'M NOT AN ARMS DEALER. 602 00:21:28,217 --> 00:21:30,668 AND I DON'T DEAL WITH WEAPONS WHATSOEVER, 603 00:21:30,703 --> 00:21:33,326 AND I WOULD PREFER NOT TO EVEN FIND THEM IN STORAGE UNITS. 604 00:21:33,361 --> 00:21:34,362 Captioning byCaptionMax www.captionmax.com 42688

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