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male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
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THE TREASURES WITHIN...
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- THIS IS DO OR DIE.
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narrator:
ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION.
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- $400.
- $500.
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- YEAH.
- YEAH.
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- SOLD.
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narrator:
COMING UP...
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- VEGAS, BABY!
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- WHOO!
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- I'D LIKE TO EXTEND
THE OLIVE BRANCH.
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- I'VE GOT 50 BUCKS.
WHO'LL BID $75?
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- YEP!
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THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT.
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[laughs]
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- WHY'D YOU EVEN BUY THIS?
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- NOT EVERY ONE OF 'EM
IS GONNA BE RIGHT.
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- BRANDI'S GONNA PICK
THE LOCKERS TODAY.
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I HOPE SHE'S RIGHT.
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- JAM.
- WHAT?
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[country rock music]
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♪
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- THIS IS THE WOW FACTOR.
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- I'M NOT INTIMIDATED
BY ANY BUYERS.
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- CASH IS KING.
WINNER TAKES ALL.
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- YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA ENCOUNTER.
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♪
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- LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
LET'S GO!
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♪
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- ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN
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♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN
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♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
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♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN
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- [auctioneering]
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SOLD!
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- THEY SAY LAS VEGAS CAN
MAKE YOU OR BREAK YOU OVERNIGHT.
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- BUT WHEN THE SUN
COMES UP...
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- THAT'S WHEN THE REAL GAMBLERS
GO TO WORK.
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- EVERY FEW MONTHS,
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STORAGE ONE HOSTS KIND OF A
THREE-DAY MARATHON OF AUCTIONS.
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IT'S REALLY A GOOD WAY
TO SEE A LOT OF LOCKERS
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IN A SHORT TIME.
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- ALL RIGHT, BABY.
AUCTION TIME. LET'S ROLL.
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- YOU KNOW,
I LOVE THIS TOWN.
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I'VE ALREADY MADE $17,000
THIS WEEK.
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- BUT THE PROBLEM IS,
WHATEVER MY DAD WINS IN VEGAS
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STAYS IN VEGAS.
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- BRANDI AND I HAVE BEEN
DOING PRETTY GOOD
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AT THE AUCTIONS THIS WEEK,
SO TODAY,
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SHE'S GONNA PICK THE LOCKERS
AND I'M GONNA DO THE BIDDING.
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- LOOK, I'VE ALREADY BEEN UP
SINCE 5:00 IN THE MORNING,
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SCORING UNITS.
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WHILE ALL THESE OTHER GUYS
WERE SLEEPING,
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I'VE MADE THOUSANDS
OF DOLLARS.
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- BOY, LOOK WHAT TIME
HE SHOWS UP.
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- HE JUST WENT OUT AND HE BOUGHT
TWO 10X30s SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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- HOW DID HE CATCH US
SLEEPING?
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- THAT'S JUST IT.
HE DOESN'T SLEEP.
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- NO, I KNOW, BUT I DO.
I HAVE TO.
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I'M NO YOUNG KID,
SO HITTING THESE AUCTIONS
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DAY AFTER DAY
IS STARTING TO TAKE ITS TOLL.
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DAVID.
- YES, SIR.
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- TELL US ABOUT YOUR MORNING.
- UH...
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- HE SAYS YOU'VE ALREADY
BEEN OUT, BUYING.
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- I DON'T REALLY
LIKE TO, UH...
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- YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
YOU CAN JUST TELL ME.
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- DISCUSS MY TRADE SECRETS
WITH YOU GUYS.
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- YOU CAN JUST TELL ME.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
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ONE THING YOU DO IS,
YOU KEEP SECRETS TO YOURSELF
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IN THIS BUSINESS.
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- ALL RIGHT, AND ONE DAY,
WE'LL BE IN THE DESERT,
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AND I'LL HAVE THE CANTEEN.
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- THAT'S OKAY.
- OKAY.
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YOU WANT TO WORK IT
LIKE THAT?
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- UNLESS I'M WRITING A BOOK
AND THEY'RE PAYING ME FOR IT,
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THEN I'M NOT OBLIGATED
TO TEACH ANYBODY ANYTHING.
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- WE'RE AT STORAGE ONE.
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THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
TODAY.
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THE RULES OF THE AUCTION
ARE AS FOLLOWS.
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WE'RE GONNA CUT OFF
THE LOCK.
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WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU FIVE
MINUTES TO TAKE A LOOK AROUND.
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YOU CAN'T OPEN ANY BOXES.
YOU CAN'T GO INSIDE.
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AS SOON AS EVERYBODY'S DONE
LOOKING, WE'RE GONNA SELL IT
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TO WHO'S EVER GOT THE MOST CASH
IN THEIR POCKET TODAY.
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ARE YOU READY TO GO?
- YEAH!
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- ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, FOLKS.
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WE HAVE SEVEN UNITS HERE
TODAY.
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- WHOA!
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- WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A LITTLE GAMBLING UNIT HERE.
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[overlapping chatter]
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- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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- ALL RIGHT.
- UH...I DON'T KNOW.
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IT'S--IT'S A SECRET,
WHATEVER IT IS.
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- WE'LL SELL IT
HERE IN THE HALLWAY.
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- I CAN'T TELL
WHAT ANY OF THIS IS.
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IT'S NOT WORTH THE RISK.
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- WELL, I-I DON'T KNOW WHY.
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I MEAN, IT'S ALL BLANKETED,
OBVIOUSLY,
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AND WITH FURNITURE BLANKETS.
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I'M GONNA PASS
ON THIS ONE.
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- YOU CAN'T TELL
WHAT THE HELL IT IS,
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AND THAT'S WHAT THIS
IS ALL ABOUT, FOLKS.
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- UH, THIS IS ONE OF THOSE
PIG IN A POKES.
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YOU JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT IS, MAN.
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BUT IT LOOKS
A LITTLE INTERESTING.
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- A LITTLE MYSTERY
FURNITURE.
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- SO, YOU KNOW, BEING
THAT I AM THE GAMBLER,
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I THINK I'M GONNA GO
ON THIS.
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- I THINK THIS IS PROBABLY
A LITTLE COFFEE TABLE SET.
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THEY WRAPPED IT UP, BUT THIS
ONE'S PROBABLY NOT FOR ME.
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NOT ENOUGH TO COME BACK FOR.
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- YOU GOT IT.
- YOU NEED IT?
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YOU CAN HAVE IT.
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LOOK, I'D LIKE TO EXTEND
THE OLIVE BRANCH RIGHT NOW
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TO MY BUDDY DARRELL.
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- YEAH.
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- ALL RIGHT. HEY,
WE'RE IN LAS VEGAS.
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A LITTLE GAMBLER UNIT HERE.
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AND I'VE GOT $25
AND I'VE GOT $50 RIGHT THERE.
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$75 WHERE?
WHO'LL BID $75 NOW?
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I'VE GOT 50 BUCKS,
AND THE BID $75 GOING ONCE.
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- HERE.
- [auctioneering]
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- THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT.
[laughs]
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- [auctioneering]
$100, SIR.
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[auctioneering]
$125.
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- I WOULD HAVE BET MY TRUCK
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THAT DAVE WASN'T
GONNA KEEP HIS WORD.
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- [auctioneering]
- YEP.
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- $125, $150.
[auctioneering]
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- YEP.
- $175, NOW $200.
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$175 RIGHT HERE. NOW $200.
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AND 200 BUCKS.
[auctioneering]
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$200 GOING ONCE.
I'VE GOT $175.
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$200 GOING TWICE.
LAST AND FINAL CALL.
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[auctioneering]
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SOLD IT YOUR WAY, DARRELL.
YOU GOT IT FOR $175, $175.
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- YOU KNOW, DAVE HESTER
KEEPING HIS WORD
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IS LIKE A BIRD TURD
FALLING ON YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE.
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- AND THAT'S THAT ONE.
ALL RIGHT.
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LET'S GO ON
TO THE NEXT ONE.
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- LOOKS LIKE
A GIR--GIRL ROOM.
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THOSE COULD BE GOOD,
THOSE COULD BE BAD.
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BUT I DON'T THINK
THIS ONE'S FOR ME.
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- IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
A LOCKER FOR ME.
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IT'S ALL TORN UP AND THERE'S
JUST A LOT OF STUFF IN HERE.
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THIS IS A LOT OF CRAP.
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THIS LOCKER'S NOT FOR ME.
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- I SEE A LOT OF STUFF.
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LIKE THEY USED
A SNOW BLOWER
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TO PUT THEIR STUFF
IN THERE,
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BUT IT HAPPENS.
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YOU KNOW, THIS UNIT LOOKS
LIKE IT WAS PACKED
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IN A REAL HURRY.
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POSSIBLY, THEY MIGHT HAVE
OVERLOOKED SOME VALUABLES.
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- KEEP IT GOING, FOLKS.
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WE'LL JUST GO RIGHT ON
DOWN THAT HALLWAY.
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- WE CAN DEFINITELY
SELL THE CANDY MACHINE
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AND THE LUGGAGE.
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WE'RE BIDDING
ON THIS LOCKER.
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- I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT BRANDI SEES IN THIS.
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UH, I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUT
A CAP ON THIS UNIT.
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- ALL RIGHT,
VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD.
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ALL RIGHTY, HERE WE GO.
HOW MUCH MONEY?
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AND I'VE GOT $50 RIGHT THERE.
[auctioneering]
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$100, SIR.
[auctioneering]
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$225, $225.
WHO'LL BID $250?
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- $250. YES.
- YEP.
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- $300, SIR.
THERE. $325.
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$325.
[auctioneering]
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WHO'LL BID $350, SIR?
I'VE GOT $325.
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$350?
- YEAH.
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- I'M $350.
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- I'VE GOT $350,
AND $375 GOING TWICE.
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- $350 IS TOO MUCH
FOR THIS LOCKER.
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- WHO'LL BID 375 BUCKS?
GOTTA GO NOW.
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SOLD IT YOUR WAY, BARRY.
YOU GOT IT FOR 350 BIG BUCKS.
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THANK YOU.
- BARRY!
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- IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE
WAS A LITTLE TOO RICH
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FOR JARROD
AND BRANDI'S BLOOD.
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THAT'S WHERE SOCIAL SECURITY
GIVES ME THE EDGE.
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- THIS ONE'S VERY DIFFICULT
TO TELL WHAT'S IN HERE,
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AND THEY'VE GOT A BIG MATTRESS
AND COUCH RIGHT IN FRONT.
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BUT IT'S JUST NOT, UH,
CLEAN ENOUGH FOR ME.
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- WELL, LET'S JUST SAY, THIS IS
LIKE A BEDBUG PLAYGROUND.
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I MEAN, IT'S ALL BEDS.
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HEY, NO KIDDING ASIDE,
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PEOPLE DIE
OF BEDBUG BITES AT MY AGE.
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- IT DOES NOT GO BACK
VERY FAR.
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ALL RIGHT, DON'T LAUGH,
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BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M HAVING
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ONE OF JARROD'S "FEELINGS"
ON THIS LOCKER.
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- HEY, I'M IN VEGAS.
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I DON'T EVEN NEED TO SEE
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WHAT'S BEHIND THAT MATTRESS.
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I'M JUST GONNA BID...
BLINDLY.
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- WE'RE GONNA DO IT
RIGHT NOW.
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HERE WE GO.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA PAY?
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THEY'VE GOT $10 RIGHT THERE.
NOW $20. $20 WHERE?
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I'VE GOT 10 BUCKS.
AND THE BID 20 BUCKS.
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THE BID $20, $30.
- YEP.
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- [auctioneering]
$40.
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ARE YOU $40? 40 BUCKS.
AND 50 BUCKS.
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I'VE GOT $40. FOR $50.
YOU WANT TO GO $60?
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- 60 BUCKS. WHO'LL BID $70?
- YEP.
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$70, $80.
- 100 BUCKS.
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- 100 THERE. $125.
WHO'LL BID FOR $125?
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GOT 100 BUCKS.
$125, SIR.
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- YEP.
- $150, YOU'RE OUT.
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I'VE GOT $125. JARROD,
YOU'RE AT $150.
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$150, $150 GOING ONCE.
- YEAH.
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- $125, $150,
THE BID FOR $175, SIR.
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I'VE GOT $150, GETS YOU $175,
AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP.
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I'VE GOT $150 HERE.
$175 WHERE?
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I'VE GOT $150.
- WHO'S GOT $150?
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- YOU'VE GOT $150.
- $150, $175.
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$175 GOING TWICE.
LAST AND FINAL CALL.
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- I'VE GOT $150.
- WHO'S GOT $150?
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- YOU'VE GOT $150.
- $150, $175.
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$175 GOING TWICE.
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LAST AND FINAL CALL AT--
$175 RIGHT THERE.
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NOW $200.
[auctioneering]
222
00:07:34,730 --> 00:07:36,352
I'VE GOT $175, NOW $200.
WHO WILL BID FOR $200?
223
00:07:36,386 --> 00:07:38,112
$200, $200, $200.
$200 GOING ONCE.
224
00:07:38,147 --> 00:07:39,251
- YEP.
- $200 RIGHT THERE.
225
00:07:39,286 --> 00:07:40,252
NOW $225.
[auctioneering]
226
00:07:40,287 --> 00:07:41,253
$225.
227
00:07:41,288 --> 00:07:42,254
YOU ALMOST OWNED IT, SIR.
228
00:07:42,289 --> 00:07:43,324
YOU OWNED IT
FOR A MINUTE.
229
00:07:43,359 --> 00:07:45,223
- AT 200 BUCKS,
I'D RATHER SAVE MY MONEY
230
00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:46,293
FOR THE CASINO.
231
00:07:46,327 --> 00:07:47,363
- I'VE GOT 200 BUCKS.
AND $225.
232
00:07:47,397 --> 00:07:48,502
$225. $225 GOING TWICE.
233
00:07:48,537 --> 00:07:50,055
LAST AND FINAL CALL
AT 225 BUCKS.
234
00:07:50,090 --> 00:07:51,574
[auctioneering]
235
00:07:51,609 --> 00:07:53,507
SOLD IT YOUR WAY. YOU GOT IT
FOR 200 BIG BUCKS.
236
00:07:53,542 --> 00:07:54,508
$200.
237
00:07:54,543 --> 00:07:55,544
- WE WON IT.
238
00:07:55,578 --> 00:07:56,614
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S IN THERE,
239
00:07:56,648 --> 00:07:58,650
BUT IT FEELS PRETTY GOOD.
240
00:08:01,791 --> 00:08:03,586
- I'M BACK AT THE LOCKER.
241
00:08:03,621 --> 00:08:07,521
I JUST PAID
175 BUCKS FOR IT.
242
00:08:07,556 --> 00:08:09,489
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
WHAT'S UNDER THESE BLANKETS.
243
00:08:11,594 --> 00:08:13,596
ALL RIGHT.
244
00:08:16,806 --> 00:08:19,878
A COFFEE TABLE.
245
00:08:20,983 --> 00:08:22,640
LOOK AT THIS THING.
246
00:08:22,674 --> 00:08:25,781
COME ON. WHO WRAPS UP
CHEAP FURNITURE?
247
00:08:25,815 --> 00:08:27,541
GONNA BE HONEST
WITH YOU HERE.
248
00:08:27,576 --> 00:08:29,301
- OH, BOY.
249
00:08:29,336 --> 00:08:31,856
- THAT'S A HUNK OF [bleep].
250
00:08:31,890 --> 00:08:35,376
SO FAR, THIS LOCKER'S
TURNING OUT TO BE HORRIBLE.
251
00:08:35,411 --> 00:08:37,724
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
252
00:08:37,758 --> 00:08:40,312
YOU CAN'T EVEN GET
A DOLLAR FOR THAT.
253
00:08:40,347 --> 00:08:42,245
- WHY--WHY'D YOU EVEN
BUY THIS?
254
00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:45,628
- BRANDON, NOT EVERY ONE OF 'EM
IS GONNA BE RIGHT.
255
00:08:45,663 --> 00:08:47,561
JUST DO THE WORK, OKAY?
256
00:08:47,596 --> 00:08:50,322
YOU THINK
I'M HAPPY WITH IT?
257
00:08:50,357 --> 00:08:53,878
$175 [bleep]ING BLANKETS.
THIS IS A PILE OF CRAP.
258
00:08:53,912 --> 00:08:56,536
GRAB THIS. WE'RE--THIS IS JUST
GONNA GO RIGHT IN THE DUMPSTER.
259
00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:58,123
I'M JUST GONNA
BUST THIS STUFF UP
260
00:08:58,158 --> 00:08:59,435
AND HAUL IT TO THE TRASH.
261
00:08:59,469 --> 00:09:01,575
ONE, TWO, THREE.
262
00:09:01,610 --> 00:09:03,543
[clatter]
263
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,200
[clatter]
264
00:09:06,235 --> 00:09:09,341
- LET OUT SOME OF THAT
$200 AGGRESSION.
265
00:09:09,376 --> 00:09:11,136
- IT FEELS GOOD.
266
00:09:11,171 --> 00:09:12,862
I JUST WANT TO GET BACK
TO THE CASINO
267
00:09:12,897 --> 00:09:15,071
AND FORGET I EVEN
BOUGHT THIS LOCKER.
268
00:09:15,106 --> 00:09:16,245
YOU KNOW WHAT?
269
00:09:16,279 --> 00:09:18,385
LET ME AT LEAST
LOOK IN HERE.
270
00:09:21,457 --> 00:09:23,908
SOME LITTLE PIC 'N' SAVE
FLOWER VASE
271
00:09:23,942 --> 00:09:26,600
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
272
00:09:26,635 --> 00:09:29,051
WELL, THEY'VE GOT A NAME
ON THEM.
273
00:09:29,085 --> 00:09:30,811
ARE THEY BLUE OR PURPLE?
- I DON'T KNOW.
274
00:09:30,846 --> 00:09:32,295
- IT'S LIKE THEY'RE
CHANGING COLOR ON ME.
275
00:09:32,330 --> 00:09:33,642
YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH,
276
00:09:33,676 --> 00:09:35,402
BUT IF I CAN GET, UH,
277
00:09:35,436 --> 00:09:37,715
IF I CAN GET 30,
40 BUCKS OUT OF THESE,
278
00:09:37,749 --> 00:09:39,164
I'M GONNA BE
A HAPPY CAMPER.
279
00:09:39,199 --> 00:09:41,891
- DUDE, I THINK IF WE GET
FIVE BUCKS, WE'D BE HAPPY.
280
00:09:41,926 --> 00:09:43,617
YOU KNOW, MY DAD
WOULD PROBABLY TELL YOU
281
00:09:43,652 --> 00:09:45,136
HIS SOCKS ARE VALUABLE.
282
00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:47,276
I'LL BUY YOU LUNCH
IF I'M WRONG,
283
00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:49,623
BUT I THINK THAT'S ONLY,
LIKE, A $5 VASE, DUDE.
284
00:09:49,658 --> 00:09:51,314
- PSSH!
THAT'S A GIVEAWAY.
285
00:09:51,349 --> 00:09:53,144
JUST 'CAUSE IT'S PURPLE,
IT'S WORTH $20.
286
00:09:53,178 --> 00:09:54,835
I THINK THESE VASES
ARE SOMETHING.
287
00:09:54,870 --> 00:09:56,975
THE BOTTOMS ARE GROUND FLAT.
288
00:09:57,010 --> 00:09:59,288
THIS IS A REAL NICE,
HEAVY VASE.
289
00:09:59,322 --> 00:10:01,221
I KNOW THEY'VE GOT TO BE
WORTH SOMETHING.
290
00:10:01,255 --> 00:10:04,569
- I THINK VEGAS IS DEFINITELY
AFFECTING HIS JUDGMENT.
291
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,019
YOU PUT THE VASE AWAY.
292
00:10:06,053 --> 00:10:07,399
I'LL GO PUT THIS AWAY,
AND I'LL GET READY
293
00:10:07,434 --> 00:10:08,400
FOR YOU BUYING ME LUNCH.
294
00:10:08,435 --> 00:10:10,368
- FINE.
GET OUT OF HERE.
295
00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:13,371
[big band music]
296
00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:15,097
♪
297
00:10:15,131 --> 00:10:16,823
- I BOUGHT THIS ONE
ON A HUNCH,
298
00:10:16,857 --> 00:10:17,824
'CAUSE IT KIND OF
LOOKED LIKE
299
00:10:17,858 --> 00:10:19,308
SOMEONE LEFT TOWN QUICKLY.
300
00:10:19,342 --> 00:10:22,863
SO I'M HOPING THEY MAY HAVE LEFT
SOME GOOD STUFF BEHIND.
301
00:10:22,898 --> 00:10:24,175
IT'S ONE THING TO BUY IT.
302
00:10:24,209 --> 00:10:25,659
IT'S ANOTHER THING
TO COME BACK TO IT
303
00:10:25,694 --> 00:10:29,559
AND YOU REALIZE, WOW,
THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF HERE.
304
00:10:29,594 --> 00:10:31,251
GET INTO IT A LITTLE BIT.
305
00:10:31,285 --> 00:10:33,494
AH, HERE WE GO.
306
00:10:33,529 --> 00:10:37,360
OLD GLORY.
307
00:10:37,395 --> 00:10:41,848
OH, BOY.
A PAIR OF LUCITE SHOES.
308
00:10:41,882 --> 00:10:44,298
THEY'RE MY SIZE.
TERRIFIC.
309
00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:47,267
WE CAN'T FIT ALL OF THIS
IN THE CAR,
310
00:10:47,301 --> 00:10:49,821
AND WE'VE GOT
QUITE A DRIVE BACK TO, UH,
311
00:10:49,856 --> 00:10:51,236
TO LOS ANGELES,
312
00:10:51,271 --> 00:10:54,654
SO THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN
AN OVERSIGHT ON MY PART.
313
00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:59,969
SO FAR, I DON'T EVEN SEE
MY ITIAL INVESTMENT BACK YET.
314
00:11:00,004 --> 00:11:03,110
I'M NOT FINDING ANYTHING
IN HERE.
315
00:11:09,151 --> 00:11:12,568
WOW.
I REMEMBER THESE AS A KID.
316
00:11:12,602 --> 00:11:14,328
MY MOTHER USED TO
COLLECT THESE STAMPS,
317
00:11:14,363 --> 00:11:15,675
AND THEY--
THEY'D GIVE 'EM AWAY
318
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,159
WHEN YOU GOT GASOLINE
OR SOMETHING,
319
00:11:17,193 --> 00:11:19,402
AND YOU'D PUT THEM IN A BOOK
AND GET A TOASTER OR WHATNOT.
320
00:11:19,437 --> 00:11:21,301
IT'S GOT TO BE 40 YEARS OLD.
321
00:11:21,335 --> 00:11:22,889
EVEN OLDER.
322
00:11:22,923 --> 00:11:24,856
THIS SIGN
COULD BE INTERESTING.
323
00:11:24,891 --> 00:11:27,687
THE REST OF THIS LOCKER
AND, FRANKLY, THE WHOLE WEEK,
324
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:30,068
HAS JUST REALLY
BEEN A BUST.
325
00:11:30,103 --> 00:11:33,727
I'M DEBATING WHETHER TO TAKE
THE DISCO STRIPPER SHOES.
326
00:11:33,762 --> 00:11:36,626
NAH.
I THINK I'LL LEAVE 'EM HERE.
327
00:11:36,661 --> 00:11:41,597
THIS SIGN MIGHT BE MY LAST HOPE
TO TURN THINGS AROUND.
328
00:11:45,152 --> 00:11:47,292
- WHILE THESE OTHER
LAZY ASSES WERE SLEEPING IN,
329
00:11:47,327 --> 00:11:48,880
I WAS OUT, MAKING BANK.
330
00:11:48,915 --> 00:11:49,916
YEP!
331
00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:51,400
I BOUGHT THIS UNIT
FOR ABOUT HALF
332
00:11:51,434 --> 00:11:53,678
OF WHAT I WOULD PAY FOR IT
IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA,
333
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:54,886
AND I'M EXCITED
TO GET IN HERE.
334
00:11:54,921 --> 00:11:55,922
YOU'RE ABOUT READY
335
00:11:55,956 --> 00:11:59,684
TO COME INTO MY WORLD
RIGHT HERE.
336
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,651
WHEN THIS ROOM OPENED UP,
THE FIRST THING I NOTICED
337
00:12:01,686 --> 00:12:03,515
WAS THAT IT WAS
PROFESSIONALLY PACKED.
338
00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:05,794
THEY SPENT MORE
TO MOVE THIS UNIT
339
00:12:05,828 --> 00:12:07,243
THAN I PAID FOR THE UNIT.
340
00:12:07,278 --> 00:12:09,004
THAT TELLS ME
THERE'S GOOD MERCHANDISE.
341
00:12:09,038 --> 00:12:10,557
YOU CAN JUST LOOK
AT EVERYTHING.
342
00:12:10,591 --> 00:12:13,146
EVERYTHING'S NICE AND CLEAN
AND LAUNDERED.
343
00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:16,011
NO DUST. IT'S JUST
AS PERFECT AS IT GETS.
344
00:12:16,045 --> 00:12:18,496
NOW, I CAN ONLY SEE
INTO THE FIRST 15 FEET.
345
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:21,154
THERE'S 15 FEET BACK THERE,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S BACK THERE?
346
00:12:21,188 --> 00:12:23,018
NOTHING BUT BENJAMINS
IS BACK THERE.
347
00:12:23,052 --> 00:12:25,503
EVERYTHING I SEE FROM HERE
IS CLEAN.
348
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,608
I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT
A LAPTOP BAG RIGHT HERE.
349
00:12:27,643 --> 00:12:29,438
THE LAPTOP'S RIGHT HERE.
350
00:12:29,472 --> 00:12:30,819
THERE'S A COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLARS
IN NIGHTSTANDS.
351
00:12:30,853 --> 00:12:33,476
YOU KNOW,
$75 CHAIRS RIGHT HERE.
352
00:12:33,511 --> 00:12:35,444
A $50 LADDER.
353
00:12:35,478 --> 00:12:37,618
HERE'S ANOTHER NIGHTSTAND,
SO THAT TELLS ME NOW
354
00:12:37,653 --> 00:12:38,827
THAT THERE'S
TWO BEDROOM SETS IN HERE,
355
00:12:38,861 --> 00:12:40,621
BECAUSE THAT'S PART
OF ANOTHER ONE THERE.
356
00:12:40,656 --> 00:12:45,592
YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE SOUND
OF CRYSTAL RIGHT THERE.
357
00:12:45,626 --> 00:12:47,801
I MEAN, I SEE
AN ENTIRE SOFA SET.
358
00:12:47,836 --> 00:12:49,665
A SECTIONAL SET.
359
00:12:49,699 --> 00:12:52,081
UM, COFFEE TABLE.
360
00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:54,497
IT JUST GETS BETTER
BY THE MINUTE HERE.
361
00:12:54,532 --> 00:12:56,189
OH, HERE WE GO.
362
00:12:56,223 --> 00:12:58,087
I SEE A LOT OF CLEAN,
SHARP UPHOLSTERY.
363
00:12:58,122 --> 00:12:59,399
A BIG, NICE CARPET.
364
00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:00,434
THIS WAS A BIG HOME.
365
00:13:00,469 --> 00:13:02,298
THAT CARPET COVERS
A BIG AREA.
366
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:05,025
LAZY PEOPLE DON'T GET FAR
IN THIS BUSINESS.
367
00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:07,062
YOU GOTTA BE ACTIVE,
YOU GOTTA GET UP EARLY,
368
00:13:07,096 --> 00:13:08,442
YOU GOTTA DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
369
00:13:08,477 --> 00:13:11,411
GET 'EM READY
AND GET 'EM SENT, OKAY?
370
00:13:11,445 --> 00:13:14,448
WHILE DARRELL DOZES,
DAVID CLOSES.
371
00:13:18,763 --> 00:13:21,835
- WE'RE BACK AT THE LOCKER
WE PAID 200 BUCKS FOR.
372
00:13:21,870 --> 00:13:23,872
BRANDI SAID SHE HAD
A FEELING ABOUT THIS.
373
00:13:23,906 --> 00:13:26,460
I DON'T KNOW. IT LOOKS LIKE
A BUNCH OF TRASH TO ME.
374
00:13:26,495 --> 00:13:28,980
SKETCHY.
375
00:13:29,015 --> 00:13:31,431
- UNFORTUNATELY, OUR GUYS
AREN'T HERE WITH US IN VEGAS,
376
00:13:31,465 --> 00:13:33,467
SO WE--
[gasps]
377
00:13:33,502 --> 00:13:34,883
CAREFUL.
- APPRECIATE THE HELP.
378
00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:35,884
- ANYTIME.
379
00:13:35,918 --> 00:13:37,057
I MEAN, JARROD
380
00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:38,541
IS GONNA HAVE TO
CLEAN OUT THIS LOCKER.
381
00:13:38,576 --> 00:13:40,889
- THE EASIEST WAY
TO GET RID OF SOMETHING
382
00:13:40,923 --> 00:13:42,891
IS TO GIVE IT
TO SOMEONE ELSE,
383
00:13:42,925 --> 00:13:44,375
SO IF I CATCH CRABS
FROM THIS MATTRESS,
384
00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:45,617
SHE'LL BE THE FIRST
TO KNOW.
385
00:13:45,652 --> 00:13:47,654
YOU THINK THE COMPUTER'S
IN THAT BOX RIGHT THERE?
386
00:13:47,688 --> 00:13:48,689
- YES.
387
00:13:52,901 --> 00:13:55,282
- DAMN IT.
388
00:13:55,317 --> 00:13:56,939
MORE HOUSEHOLD [bleep].
389
00:13:58,354 --> 00:13:59,908
12 BUCKS?
- YEAH.
390
00:13:59,942 --> 00:14:01,633
THAT'S NICE.
- THAT'S A NICE MIRROR.
391
00:14:01,668 --> 00:14:03,394
- YEAH.
- 40, 50 BUCKS.
392
00:14:03,428 --> 00:14:05,430
- THAT MATTRESS
IS COMING DOWN.
393
00:14:05,465 --> 00:14:08,571
- GO AHEAD, DROP IT.
- I MIGHT.
394
00:14:08,606 --> 00:14:10,228
[groans]
395
00:14:10,263 --> 00:14:13,093
- [laughs]
YOU GOT THAT?
396
00:14:13,128 --> 00:14:15,544
- SHUT UP.
IT'S KITCHEN STUFF.
397
00:14:15,578 --> 00:14:17,442
- YOU KNOW,
EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT
398
00:14:17,477 --> 00:14:19,341
REALLY FINDING ANYTHING
RIGHT NOW,
399
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:22,482
WE'VE GOT THIS REALLY NICE CRIB
RIGHT HERE.
400
00:14:22,516 --> 00:14:24,484
IT'S A NICE ONE,
SO, I MEAN,
401
00:14:24,518 --> 00:14:26,935
WE'RE GONNA MAKE SOME MONEY
ON THIS UNIT NO MATTER WHAT.
402
00:14:26,969 --> 00:14:29,351
- IT'S NICE OF JARROD
TO TRY TO CHEER ME UP,
403
00:14:29,385 --> 00:14:32,802
BUT I THINK I REALLY
BLEW IT THIS TIME.
404
00:14:32,837 --> 00:14:35,909
- AND THE COUCH ALONE IS
PROBABLY WORTH 100 BUCKS, SO...
405
00:14:35,944 --> 00:14:38,256
ARE THERE BATTERIES OR ANYTHING
FOR THESE, UH, CAMCORDERS?
406
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:43,123
- J.M.
- WHAT?
407
00:14:43,158 --> 00:14:44,297
- 200 BUCKS, SO...
408
00:14:44,331 --> 00:14:45,298
ARE THERE BATTERIES
OR ANYTHING
409
00:14:45,332 --> 00:14:46,851
FOR THESE, UH, CAMCORDERS?
410
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,578
- J.M.
- WHAT?
411
00:14:49,612 --> 00:14:51,614
WHAT?
- LOOK.
412
00:14:51,649 --> 00:14:53,306
- 100 BUCKS?
LET ME SEE. GET 'EM OUT.
413
00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:54,894
DUMP 'EM OUT.
LET'S CHECK THOSE OUT.
414
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:57,206
- I JUST FOUND CASINO CHIPS.
HOLY [bleep].
415
00:14:57,241 --> 00:15:00,520
- NICE. 250 RIGHT THERE.
416
00:15:00,554 --> 00:15:02,004
THAT PAYS FOR THE UNIT
RIGHT THERE.
417
00:15:02,039 --> 00:15:03,247
THAT'S ALL PROFIT.
418
00:15:03,281 --> 00:15:05,421
THOSE POKER CHIPS
JUST MADE THIS A HOME RUN.
419
00:15:05,456 --> 00:15:07,423
ALL THIS OTHER STUFF,
THIS IS JUST GRAVY NOW.
420
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:08,804
WHAT CAN I SAY?
421
00:15:08,838 --> 00:15:10,081
BRANDI HAD A FEELING
ON THIS UNIT
422
00:15:10,116 --> 00:15:13,119
AND IT LOOKS LIKE
IT PAID OFF.
423
00:15:13,153 --> 00:15:16,122
[jazzy music]
424
00:15:16,156 --> 00:15:19,159
♪
425
00:15:21,403 --> 00:15:23,888
- AH, IT'S JUST BEEN
A LOUSY WEEK FOR ME,
426
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,235
SO I'M TAKING THIS NEON SIGN
TO GET IT APPRAISED.
427
00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:29,100
THERE IT IS,
THERE IT IS, THERE IT IS.
428
00:15:29,135 --> 00:15:32,241
HOPEFULLY
IT'S WORTH SOMETHING.
429
00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:33,242
- MY NAME IS DANIELLE KELLY.
430
00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:34,381
I'M THE OPERATIONS MANAGER
431
00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:36,107
HERE AT THE NEON MUSEUM
BONEYARD.
432
00:15:36,142 --> 00:15:38,385
- DANIELLE IS THE GAL
THAT RUNS THE BONEYARD.
433
00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:39,386
- [clears throat]
434
00:15:39,421 --> 00:15:40,663
- THE NEON BONEYARD.
435
00:15:40,698 --> 00:15:43,080
YOU MUST BE DANIELLE.
436
00:15:43,114 --> 00:15:44,736
- YOU MUST BE BARRY.
437
00:15:44,771 --> 00:15:46,566
- I AM, AND YOU'RE GONNA
LOVE WHAT I BROUGHT YOU.
438
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,982
- YEAH?
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT.
439
00:15:49,017 --> 00:15:51,019
SO WHAT IS THIS SIGN
YOU HAVE?
440
00:15:51,053 --> 00:15:52,192
- I'M A CAPRICORN.
441
00:15:52,227 --> 00:15:54,022
- I'M A SAGITTARIUS.
- ARE YOU?
442
00:15:54,056 --> 00:15:55,126
- THIS SHOULD GO WELL.
443
00:15:55,161 --> 00:15:57,094
- WELL, THIS IS
AN S&H GREEN STAMPS SIGN.
444
00:15:57,128 --> 00:15:58,785
- YEAH.
- AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
445
00:15:58,819 --> 00:16:03,514
UH, I LOOKED AT IT
AS A TICKET TO COME SEE YOU.
446
00:16:03,548 --> 00:16:04,929
I MEAN IT.
447
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,001
MY WEEK MIGHT HAVE JUST
GOTTEN A LITTLE BETTER.
448
00:16:08,036 --> 00:16:09,865
- WELL, THIS IS
A NICE NEON SIGN,
449
00:16:09,899 --> 00:16:11,142
BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE
SOME REAL NEON SIGNS?
450
00:16:11,177 --> 00:16:12,799
- AH, YEAH, I WOULD.
451
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:15,526
COME ON, LET'S GO.
- FOLLOW ME.
452
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,667
THIS IS
LAS VEGAS' ART FORM.
453
00:16:18,701 --> 00:16:21,428
- THIS MOULIN ROUGE SIGN,
I SAW IT WHEN I CAME IN,
454
00:16:21,463 --> 00:16:22,671
AND, UH, IT'S JUST GREAT.
455
00:16:22,705 --> 00:16:24,466
- THE MOULIN ROUGE
WAS THE FIRST,
456
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,433
UH, INTEGRATED CASINO RESORT
IN LAS VEGAS.
457
00:16:26,468 --> 00:16:27,434
- REALLY?
458
00:16:27,469 --> 00:16:28,780
IT'S KIND OF EXCITING
459
00:16:28,815 --> 00:16:30,196
TO SEE SOMEBODY YOUNGER
460
00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:32,715
THAT'S ACTUALLY INTO THIS
OLD, COOL, COLLECTIBLE STUFF
461
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:33,716
THAT I LIKE.
462
00:16:33,751 --> 00:16:35,270
- UM, THE SIGN ITSELF,
463
00:16:35,304 --> 00:16:37,306
UH, WAS DESIGNED
BY BETTY WILLIS.
464
00:16:37,341 --> 00:16:39,239
- AND SHE'S A WAY COOL CHICK,
THIS GIRL.
465
00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:41,966
I ENJOYED BEING ENLIGHTENED,
NO PUN INTENDED.
466
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,243
- OOH.
[laughs]
467
00:16:43,278 --> 00:16:45,383
- AH, THIS IS GREAT.
JUST TERRIFIC.
468
00:16:45,418 --> 00:16:48,007
- WHAT I LOVE
ABOUT THIS CACTUS IS, UM,
469
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,698
THIS IS ALL
GALVANIZED STEEL.
470
00:16:49,732 --> 00:16:52,666
THIS KIND OF COVERS WHERE NEON
USED TO SIT ON THE SIGN.
471
00:16:52,701 --> 00:16:53,909
- ONE OF THE GUYS
ON THE CREW
472
00:16:53,943 --> 00:16:55,773
SAID THOSE ARE
GLORY HOLES.
473
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,224
- WELL, MOVING ON.
474
00:16:58,258 --> 00:17:00,536
- I ENJOY
MAKING NEW FRIENDS,
475
00:17:00,571 --> 00:17:02,780
AND I MADE ONE
WHEN I MET DANIELLE.
476
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,540
I WANT TO THANK YOU
SO MUCH FOR THE TIME
477
00:17:04,575 --> 00:17:05,748
AND FOR SHOWING US AROUND,
478
00:17:05,783 --> 00:17:06,991
BUT I GOTTA ASK YOU,
479
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,165
AND I'M A LITTLE BIT
EMBARRASSED.
480
00:17:08,199 --> 00:17:10,201
- [laughs]
- [laughs]
481
00:17:10,236 --> 00:17:12,445
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE ONE I BROUGHT?
482
00:17:12,479 --> 00:17:13,998
- [laughs]
483
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,448
- DON'T LOOK AT ME
LIKE THAT.
484
00:17:15,482 --> 00:17:18,416
- WELL, BARRY, UM...
485
00:17:18,451 --> 00:17:21,178
- DO YOU THINK I'M UPSIDE DOWN
ON THIS DEAL OR WHAT?
486
00:17:21,212 --> 00:17:24,043
SINCE THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF
THE PRIZED PIECES FROM IT.
487
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,976
- I THINK--I THINK
YOU'RE UPSIDE DOWN, BARRY,
488
00:17:27,011 --> 00:17:28,357
ON THIS PARTICULAR DEAL.
489
00:17:28,392 --> 00:17:31,015
- THIS WEEK, I DIDN'T FIND
THE ULTIMATE COLLECTIBLE.
490
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,361
- YOU LOVE IT.
YOU SHOULD TAKE IT BACK.
491
00:17:32,396 --> 00:17:34,950
- NO, HONEY, I DONATED THIS
TO THE NEON MUSEUM.
492
00:17:34,984 --> 00:17:35,951
- NO, REALLY.
493
00:17:35,985 --> 00:17:37,539
- BUT I THINK
I MIGHT HAVE FOUND
494
00:17:37,573 --> 00:17:39,265
SOMETHING A LITTLE BETTER.
495
00:17:39,299 --> 00:17:40,887
YOU KNOW,
DANIELLE WAS REALLY...
496
00:17:40,921 --> 00:17:41,888
SHE WAS, UH,
497
00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:43,096
UH,
498
00:17:43,131 --> 00:17:44,580
UH, THERE'S NO WAY
TO EXPLAIN THIS
499
00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:45,995
WITHOUT SOUNDING PERVY.
500
00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:48,032
- GOOD LUCK.
501
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,656
- WE FOUND THESE VASES,
502
00:17:51,691 --> 00:17:54,073
AND BRANDON DOESN'T BELIEVE
THAT THEY'RE WORTH ANYTHING,
503
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:57,179
BUT I'M GONNA TAKE IT OVER
TO THIS ANTIQUE DEALER IN VEGAS,
504
00:17:57,214 --> 00:18:00,562
AND I'M GONNA
PROVE THIS KID WRONG.
505
00:18:00,596 --> 00:18:01,908
- SO, I GUESS TODAY
WE FIND OUT
506
00:18:01,942 --> 00:18:03,392
IF I BUY YOU LUNCH
OR NOT, HUH?
507
00:18:03,427 --> 00:18:04,945
- YEP.
508
00:18:06,637 --> 00:18:09,950
OH, WOW.
VERY COOL.
509
00:18:09,985 --> 00:18:11,573
- YEAH, THIS IS
A COOL PLACE.
510
00:18:11,607 --> 00:18:12,953
- SOME OF THE STUFF
IN THIS SHOP
511
00:18:12,988 --> 00:18:16,198
IS PROBABLY UPWARDS OF AROUND
$100,000 TO $150,000,
512
00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:18,614
JUST TAKING A PEEK AT IT,
513
00:18:18,649 --> 00:18:20,582
SO THIS GUY'S
GOTTA KNOW HIS STUFF.
514
00:18:20,616 --> 00:18:21,617
- PETER?
- YES.
515
00:18:21,652 --> 00:18:22,618
- HEY, I'M DARRELL.
516
00:18:22,653 --> 00:18:23,688
I TALKED TO YOU
ON THE TELEPHONE.
517
00:18:23,723 --> 00:18:24,793
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
518
00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:25,863
- WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE IT?
519
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:26,933
- SET IT DOWN ON THE TABLE
OVER HERE.
520
00:18:26,967 --> 00:18:28,693
- ALL RIGHT.
COOL PLACE, MAN.
521
00:18:28,728 --> 00:18:30,454
LOTS OF COOL STUFF
IN HERE, PAL.
522
00:18:30,488 --> 00:18:31,489
- YEAH.
523
00:18:31,524 --> 00:18:34,458
- YOU KNOW, I-I WANT TO
BUY SOMETHING.
524
00:18:37,081 --> 00:18:39,256
LOOK AT THESE.
525
00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:42,776
- THESE ARE MOSER VASES.
526
00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:45,676
UH, THEY'RE FROM
THE 1980s.
527
00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:49,611
AND WHEN THEY'RE MADE,
WHEN THEY POUR THE GLASS,
528
00:18:49,645 --> 00:18:53,649
THEY PUT A MINERAL CALLED
ALEXANDRITE IN THEM,
529
00:18:53,684 --> 00:18:56,238
WHICH GIVES THEM
THIS PURPLE HUE.
530
00:18:56,273 --> 00:18:59,931
AND IF WE COULD GET
A REAL BRIGHT LIGHT
531
00:18:59,966 --> 00:19:01,864
AND SHINE A LIGHT ON THESE,
532
00:19:01,899 --> 00:19:03,797
THEY WOULD EVEN CHANGE COLOR
A LITTLE BIT.
533
00:19:03,832 --> 00:19:04,798
- REALLY?
- REALLY?
534
00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:05,799
- YEAH.
535
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:07,905
- NOW, WE HAD
A BET GOING.
536
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:10,252
I SAID THESE ARE,
LIKE, YOU KNOW, $5 VASES.
537
00:19:10,287 --> 00:19:12,461
- WELL, THIS SMALL ONE,
BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
538
00:19:12,496 --> 00:19:16,293
COULD BRING UP TO, UH...
539
00:19:16,327 --> 00:19:18,295
$500.
540
00:19:18,329 --> 00:19:19,848
- $500?
- $500.
541
00:19:19,882 --> 00:19:21,850
- AND YOU SAID?
- $5.
542
00:19:21,884 --> 00:19:23,886
YEAH, I KNOW. OKAY.
I OWE YOU LUNCH.
543
00:19:23,921 --> 00:19:25,543
- YOU'RE GONNA OWE HIM DINNER
AFTER THIS ONE,
544
00:19:25,578 --> 00:19:29,202
'CAUSE THIS IS PROBABLY
$1,000 TO $1,200.
545
00:19:29,237 --> 00:19:31,100
- [laughs] YEAH, BABY.
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
546
00:19:31,135 --> 00:19:33,931
- NOW YOU'RE GONNA OWE HIM
A WEEK'S VACATION ON THIS ONE,
547
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:36,934
WHICH IS AROUND $1,500.
548
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:39,178
- $1,500.
THAT'S $3,200 FOR THESE?
549
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,249
- LET'S SAY $3,000
TO BE CONSERVATIVE.
550
00:19:41,283 --> 00:19:43,216
- YOU COULD SAY $2,000,
I'D BE HAPPY.
551
00:19:43,251 --> 00:19:44,631
TO ME, THIS IS SWEETNESS.
552
00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:46,219
I NOW LOVE MOSER.
553
00:19:46,254 --> 00:19:49,602
32 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
AND A LITTLE LADY LUCK,
554
00:19:49,636 --> 00:19:50,637
YOU JUST CAN'T LOSE.
555
00:19:50,672 --> 00:19:51,638
NOW I CAN GO PLAY
556
00:19:51,673 --> 00:19:52,639
A LITTLE MORE BLACKJACK.
557
00:19:52,674 --> 00:19:54,227
- WELL, I GUESS
I GOTTA TAKE HIM OUT
558
00:19:54,262 --> 00:19:55,918
TO ANOTHER FANCY RED LOBSTER
DINNER TONIGHT.
559
00:19:55,953 --> 00:19:58,887
CHALK ONE UP FOR DARRELL.
560
00:19:58,921 --> 00:20:01,890
[jazzy music]
561
00:20:01,924 --> 00:20:03,202
♪
562
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:05,825
[lively guitar music]
563
00:20:05,859 --> 00:20:07,861
- SINCE WE FOUND THESE CHIPS,
I GOT DRESSED UP.
564
00:20:07,896 --> 00:20:11,244
JARROD'S WEARING
HIS BLACK SHORTS.
565
00:20:11,279 --> 00:20:12,487
SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
566
00:20:12,521 --> 00:20:15,421
- GO. LET'S GO.
- HI.
567
00:20:15,455 --> 00:20:16,698
- GOOD MORNING.
- HOW ARE YOU?
568
00:20:16,732 --> 00:20:19,701
- ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GET THE MONEY.
569
00:20:19,735 --> 00:20:21,289
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE MORE
THAN IT REALLY IS.
570
00:20:21,323 --> 00:20:23,429
- YOU LOOK SO SERIOUS.
- I AM SERIOUS.
571
00:20:23,463 --> 00:20:24,947
I'M COUNTING MY MONEY.
- SO SERIOUS.
572
00:20:28,088 --> 00:20:30,712
- NICE, NICE.
573
00:20:30,746 --> 00:20:32,369
THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
574
00:20:32,403 --> 00:20:34,060
- LET ME GET THAT.
575
00:20:35,337 --> 00:20:38,202
narrator: AT THE END
OF THE FIVE-DAY VEGAS AUCTION,
576
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:42,033
DARRELL SHEETS MADE THREE GRAND
ON HIS MOSER VASES.
577
00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:46,590
DAVE HESTER SCORED 1,800 BUCKS
WITH HIS HOUSEHOLD UNIT.
578
00:20:46,624 --> 00:20:51,215
JARROD AND BRANDI CASHED $500
IN CASINO CHIPS.
579
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,805
AND BARRY WEISS MADE...
A FRIEND.
580
00:20:54,839 --> 00:21:00,638
WITH THE AUCTIONS OVER,
TIME TO BLOW OFF SOME STEAM.
581
00:21:00,673 --> 00:21:02,813
- DO WE WANT TO
START OUT SMALL
582
00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:04,055
AND WORK OUR WAY
UP TO THAT ONE?
583
00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:06,161
- UM, NO, I'D LIKE TO
DO THAT ONE FIRST.
584
00:21:06,195 --> 00:21:08,232
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT.
- JUST WANT TO GO BALLS OUT.
585
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,302
- ANY PARTICULAR TARGETS?
586
00:21:09,337 --> 00:21:12,374
- I LIKE THE MULLET ONE.
587
00:21:12,409 --> 00:21:13,548
- I THINK I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL
WITH THAT GUY.
588
00:21:13,582 --> 00:21:14,583
- [laughs]
589
00:21:14,618 --> 00:21:15,550
- I THINK I USED TO DATE
THAT GUY.
590
00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:16,551
- OH!
591
00:21:16,585 --> 00:21:19,485
[gunshots]
592
00:21:19,519 --> 00:21:22,108
- GOOD JOB.
593
00:21:22,142 --> 00:21:23,972
- IT'S MY EX-BOYFRIEND.
594
00:21:24,006 --> 00:21:25,318
- IT'S YOUR NEXT BOYFRIEND.
595
00:21:25,353 --> 00:21:26,492
- HE'S THE KIND OF GUY
THAT'LL KNOCK YOU UP
596
00:21:26,526 --> 00:21:28,114
IN THE BACK SEAT
OF A CAMARO.
597
00:21:28,148 --> 00:21:29,115
- AND THEN HE'LL ASK YOU
FOR SOME GAS MONEY
598
00:21:29,149 --> 00:21:30,116
SO HE CAN GET HOME.
599
00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:31,324
- TOTALLY.
600
00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:32,360
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