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♪ I’m goin’ down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin’ down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can’t unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Eat your breakfast, Stan,
you’re gonna be late for school.
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You told me
to finish my homework!
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Do both, come on guys,
we gotta get going.
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-Hey whoa, whoa.
-What the is going on?
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I’m about to take
the kids to school, why?
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Hello?!
It’s St. Patrick’s day.
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I know --
I’m wearing green.
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You guys this is Tegridy Weed’s
biggest day of the year.
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I need help with
the St. Patrick’s Day Special.
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Sorry, Randy,
the kids aren’t missing school.
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Come on, guys, let’s go --
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Okay, yeah, great,
don’t worry about it,
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I’ll do it all myself. Again.
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Top O’ the mornin’ to ya!
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This is God damn ridiculous.
Piece a shit family...
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How’s it going, Randy?
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Ugh, I’m just so stressed out!
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We have to make
a huge profit today
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or the whole year is
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How’s the St. Patrick’s Day Special?
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I think it’s better
than last year’s.
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Lemme see...
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Oh, wow...
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Wow...
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This is gonna be
our best special ever!
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Come on, let’s get the truck loaded up!
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Let’s sell what we can
from our drive up booth,
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and then later
we can hit the Irish bar.
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What the
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Hey! Excuse me!
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Oh, good morning, Randy.
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What do you think
you’re doing?
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Oh. We’re, uh, doing
a St. Patrick’s Day Special.
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No you’re not.
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Uhh, yeah. We are.
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So first you steal my idea of selling weed
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and now you’re stealing my idea
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of doing
a St. Patrick’s Day Special!
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Pretty sure St. Patrick’s Day wasn’t your idea.
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Is that right? Ok...
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Game on, mother
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♪ Loo loo loo!
It’s St. Patrick’s Day! ♪
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♪ Looo loo loo!
De doot be do! ♪
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Come on Butters,
time for school!
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Ok, mom!
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Ohhh dad, are you wearin’ green
or are you gonna get a pinch?
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Ha ha -- I’ve got a green tie
on, you little rascal!
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And I’m wearing
a green scarf!
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Ok! Well someone’s gettin
a pinch today!
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Hey, Clyde!
You got your green on!
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Hey Jimmy!
Nice green pants!
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Tee-hee! Te hee hee hee!
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day,
fellas!
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Hey, Butters. Wul you guys
all look very festive!
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Yeah, it’s super fun.
St. Patrick’s Day rules.
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Oh, I hope they put green
food coloring in our milk
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at lunchtime again
like last year!
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Hey, Kelly-Ann!
What’s going on?
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What do you mean?
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Looks like someone forgot
what day it was!
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Ha ha! Pi-i-i-i-nch!
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I’m sorry! I’m sorry!
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I didn’t mean
to do anything wrong, honest!
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Do you know
what sexual assault is?
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I’m so sorry! Please!
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It’s just --
well, she had it comin’
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on account of the way
she was dressed!
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Wow, kid, wow!
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Alright. Take this shithead
to the station
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and book him for sexual assault
of a minor.
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Oh, jeez, I didn’t know
Kelly-Ann was a minor!
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Wul, she didn’t have
a mining helmet
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or a pick axe or anything!
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Ok, looks like you assaulted
a nine year old girl...
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No prior history -- assault took
place at an elementary school.
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But...But, sir,
it’s St. Patrick’s Day.
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Look, I know!
It’s St. Patrick’s Day, right?
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If people don’t wear green,
they get pinched!
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Yes! Right!
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Yeah...
Only one problem.
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The little girl you pinched?
Kelly-Ann Barlow?
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She was wearing green socks.
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You’re a God damn
sexual predator.
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Don’t let him jack off
in here!
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These types always mess up
my jail!
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Welcome, everyone, welcome.
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Thank you for coming
to Credigree Farms!
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Randy, we all see you
behind the bush.
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Everyone sees you.
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A very happy mornin’,
everybody!
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And a foine St. Patrick’s Day
to all of ye.
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I don’t know if ya noohticed.
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But, uh, there’s a farm
across the street
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selling weed also --
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and the owner is actually
10 par-cent Irish!
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So, obviously, you’re upset
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that you don’t seem to have
any customers.
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What I’m upset about
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is a wee little thing
called "cultural appropriation".
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Ever heard of it?
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That’s why we can’t wear
sombreros on Cinco de Mayo.
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Why we can’t dress like Indians
on Halloween.
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What’s your point?
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I’m looking at my point,
you racist son of a bitch.
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You have no right
to wear that stuff.
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It is offensive.
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Come on, guys!
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St. Patrick’s Day is the one day
of the year we have left
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where we can actually celebrate
being white.
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Any other day that we tried
to be proud of our culture,
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we would get immediately
cancelled by Twitter!
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And yet for some reason,
you’re all over here,
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buying your weed
from someone who is fine
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mocking our customs
and traditions.
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Maybe they’re here because
my St. Patrick’s Day Special
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is better than yours.
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Okay, yeah --
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yeah, let’s arrest
the white leprechaun.
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Cuz, you know,
can’t have one day
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for a mostly white culture, right?
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Don’t wanna get cancelled.
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I guess don’t arrest him
for cultural appropriations?
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Guess -- Guess that only works
one way, huh?
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Leopold Stotch?
Yes?
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I’m the public defender that’s
been assigned to your case.
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Ugh...Okay...Oh, God...
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Is there a problem?
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Wul, it’s just...I mean...
What you’re wearing.
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You know,
it’s St. Patrick’s Day,
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you’re not wearing any...
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You don’t have
any green socks on, do you?
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No, I’m wearing yellow socks.
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Ohhhhh God...
I wanna pinch you so bad...
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I’m here to help you, ok?
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Now, this woman
that you’re accused of groping,
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were you two in any kind of
relationship?
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No, ma’am, could you --
maybe put on
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some green lipstick or something?
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Before you touched the victim,
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did she give you any kind of consent?
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Wul, technically, yes!
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I mean, St. Patrick’s Day
is a wonderful day
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where we remember a British
Roman man who went to Ireland
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and converted the whole country
to Christianity!
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And he used a clover
to represent the Holy Trinity,
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so we’re supposed to celebrate
that by wearing green
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and if you don’t wear green
you get a pinch!
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And who is this St. Patrick to you?
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See?!
That’s the problem!
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Nobody knows how great
he really was.
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Okay...
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Can you show me where on the
body you touched the girl?
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Oh, God...
Did you put your fingers
inside her?
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I didn’t finger nothin!
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I swear it was just a tiny
little St. Patrick’s Day pinch!
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It was - It was like this!
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Ohhhg!
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I am not representing
this animal!
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Ohhgu!
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We got some more
St. Patrick’s Day offenders.
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Well, it’s 10 a.m. and you
people are already wasted, huh?
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Yeah, yeah, copper,
you got me, big deal.
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Dear St. Patrick...
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If you’re really up there...
I’ve always done my best
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to honor you
on this most holy day...
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You went to Ireland, and you got
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all those pagan worshippers
to follow Christ.
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If there’s any way...
that you could help me now...
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just, like, send me a leprechaun
or something...
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I will be forever
your dark servant.
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Amen...
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Alright,
we got us another one!
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Let’s go, buddy.
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Yeah yeah, you don’t have
to push me, copper.
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Whoa...
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When are you people
gonna learn, huh?
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It’s not even lunchtime,
for Christ’s sake.
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I want my phone call.
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Wow wee,
are you a real leprechaun?
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Yeah, I’m a real
leprechaun!
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Alright! Are we gonna
bust outta here or what?
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Hell yeah
we’re gonna bust outta here,
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what do you have planned?
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Awww, yeah...
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And now back
to the Credigree Weed
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St. Patrick’s Day Special.
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Alright, there you go,
happy St. Patrick’s Day
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and thanks for buying Credigree!
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Good afternoon, sir!
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Are you the creator
of Credigree Weed?
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I am.
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Well, I’m the owner of the Irish
bar here in town. Farty O’Cools.
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We’ve got thousands
of patrons today
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and I’m looking to score
some weed.
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You need marijuana
for the Irish bar.
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Well, everyone’s been drinkin’
since 9 a.m.
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But now they need something
to take the edge off
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until they start doing coke
at 7:30.
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Well, I’m sure
we can help you out.
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How much Credigree
are you looking to buy?
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Oh, I’d say we need about...
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Oh, two and a half tons of yer
St. Patrick’s Day Special.
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Two and a half tons...
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Alright! Well, we’ll see ya down
at Farty O’Cools!
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Are you crazy?
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How are we gonna get that much
weed together in time?
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I don’t know, babe,
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but this could really make
our whole fiscal year!
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I just hope you’re not overdoin’
it again.
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Don’t worry, we’re gonna blow everyone’s mind
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with our St. Patrick’s Day Special!
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Awesome...
green hamburgers...
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How clever...
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Hello?
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Uh, yes, this is Randy Marsh,
I’ve been incarcerated.
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I need to speak
with my attorney.
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Dad, it’s me.
You called the wrong person.
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Yes, I am aware of that.
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Listen to me carefully.
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The canary is in the cage.
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I don’t know what the
you’re talking about.
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Oh, a confidential matter?
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Lawyer client privilege.
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Uh, you know, there’s an officer
standing right here, actually.
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Oh -- Oh it’s ok,
he’s stepping away.
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Stan!
They got me locked up,
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you’re gonna have to help me
break outta here.
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We have to stop them.
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Stop who.
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Listen to me -- is your friend Tolkien there?
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Yeah, Tol-l-l-kien
is sitting right here.
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Yeah, well,
his piece a shit dad
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is trying to take over
the St. Patrick’s Day Special!
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I don’t care.
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You better care, because
if we don’t make money today
245
00:11:06,370 --> 00:11:07,970
you and sister are gonna starve.
246
00:11:07,970 --> 00:11:08,740
Do you understand?
247
00:11:08,740 --> 00:11:10,770
And I won’t be able
to pay the Wi-Fi bill.
248
00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:12,570
Okay, what do you want me to do?
249
00:11:12,570 --> 00:11:13,740
I need you to leave school, go home,
250
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,940
and get a jar of the
St. Patrick’s Day Special weed
251
00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:18,430
and sneak it into
the police station.
252
00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:20,230
Dad, it’s St. Patrick’s Day.
253
00:11:20,230 --> 00:11:21,940
We’re gonna do a scavenger hunt at recess.
254
00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:23,840
I’m asking you
to do one little thing.
255
00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:27,100
Ditch school, get weed,
sneak into the police station.
256
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:30,610
Do it or no more Wi-Fi,
I mean it!
257
00:11:30,610 --> 00:11:33,330
Piece a shit lawyer!
258
00:11:34,940 --> 00:11:36,740
St. Patrick was not Irish.
259
00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:40,430
He was a Roman British man
who was made a slave
260
00:11:40,430 --> 00:11:41,370
by Irish Barbarians.
261
00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:44,330
But St. Patrick
heard the voice of God...
262
00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:46,900
and he used his situation
for good,
263
00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:48,370
and God told him to be brave!
264
00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:51,610
And that is why --
on this one day of the year,
265
00:11:51,610 --> 00:11:54,770
we must be like St. Patrick ourselves!
266
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:59,540
The police don’t even care
about St. Patrick’s Day!
267
00:11:59,540 --> 00:12:01,870
Do you see any of them
wearing green?! No!
268
00:12:01,870 --> 00:12:06,460
If we do St. Patrick’s bidding,
he will provide for us!
269
00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,940
Okay, back in you go.
270
00:12:12,970 --> 00:12:14,670
Pi-i-i-i-nch!
271
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:17,540
Oh my God! Oh my God!
272
00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:22,170
He just touched me and he didn’t
ask for consent or anything.
273
00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:24,970
Ok, ok,
I’ll take care of it --
274
00:12:26,230 --> 00:12:29,000
Bzbzbzbzbzzbzbzbzbrrrrrrrtt!
275
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:29,870
Is that better?
276
00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:33,330
I just need to take a shower and cry.
277
00:12:33,330 --> 00:12:34,800
Oh my God.
278
00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:39,900
Can I help you?
279
00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:41,400
Hello, sir, we are with
the Clover Club.
280
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,540
We try to spread a little
St. Patrick’s Day cheer
281
00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:45,230
by donating baked goods
to prison inmates
282
00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:48,400
who cannot celebrate
this festive time.
283
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,300
Alright, it’s your lucky day, folks,
284
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:52,400
some kids brought you
some holiday cheer.
285
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,230
Wha-- Wha-- What’s happening?!
What’s happening?
286
00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:58,460
Hey, there,
we brought you a cake.
287
00:12:58,670 --> 00:13:02,270
I told you to bring me weed,
not a cake!
288
00:13:04,570 --> 00:13:05,500
God dammit.
289
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:08,330
You -- You should just
enjoy the cake.
290
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,540
You don’t listen to me, do you?!
291
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:14,270
You’re incapable of ever doing
anything right because --
292
00:13:14,270 --> 00:13:17,500
Oh, a cake. Gaaaht it.
293
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,740
Thank you very much.
294
00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:22,870
Whu...
295
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:23,970
Oh, hey, fellas.
296
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,770
How’s your St. Patrick’s Day
going, Butters?
297
00:13:26,770 --> 00:13:29,570
-Pretty good.
-Awesome.
298
00:13:29,570 --> 00:13:32,230
Well, see ya.
299
00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:40,710
What are you gonna do?
It’s simple...
300
00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:43,400
There’s always cops
looking to make a score.
301
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,330
You just gotta find the one
302
00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:45,840
willing to trade some drugs
for a favor.
303
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:49,000
And once they get a whiff of my
St. Patrick’s Day Special,
304
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,070
they won’t be able to resist.
305
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:53,740
Oh...
306
00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:54,800
Oh, man, that is strong...
307
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:58,170
I knew St. Patrick would perform
a miracle to get us out of here!
308
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:01,040
Just like when he was a slave,
he will help us go free!
309
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,800
White people were slaves
in history? Nuh-uh.
310
00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:06,430
Gah, it’s such a good special,
311
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:10,610
it’s just such a shame
people are trying to ruin it.
312
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,840
Hey, my bruthuh.
You got a second?
313
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,570
What do you want?
314
00:14:18,570 --> 00:14:19,370
You don’t wanna miss out
315
00:14:19,370 --> 00:14:21,940
on the only white holiday
still allowed, do ya?
316
00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:25,540
How’d you like to be able
to, uh, celebrate a little?
317
00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:26,970
Yeah, of course I would, but I can’t.
318
00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:30,710
Hey guys! How’d you like to be
able to celebrate a little?!
319
00:14:30,710 --> 00:14:33,800
Check it out!
They’re handing out free weed
320
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:34,640
down at Farty O’Cools!
321
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,670
It’s the Credigree
St. Patrick’s Day Special!
322
00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:39,610
-Wow!
-Awesome!
-Yeah!
323
00:14:39,610 --> 00:14:41,400
Ooh, hey, I’m in.
No!
324
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,870
Ooh da lolly!
St. Patrick’s Day!
Wow, look at it!
325
00:14:43,870 --> 00:14:47,640
I thought I wouldn’t be able
to get wasted till later!
326
00:14:48,570 --> 00:14:51,200
That’s it. It’s over.
327
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,740
My plan is done.
328
00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:55,070
It is not over!
329
00:14:55,070 --> 00:14:58,610
What did St. Patrick say when he
was taken from his homeland
330
00:14:58,610 --> 00:14:59,710
and turned into a slave?!
331
00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:01,400
St. Patrick didn’t give up!
332
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,870
And when the Christians slandered him
333
00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:05,460
while he was trying to convert the heathen Irish,
334
00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:06,300
did he give up then?!
335
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,770
Man,
that is strong ass shit.
336
00:15:08,770 --> 00:15:10,970
You can taste the Irishness.
337
00:15:10,970 --> 00:15:12,270
Ererhrhghhghgggh!
338
00:15:12,270 --> 00:15:14,270
This weed is amazing
and it has so much cred.
339
00:15:14,270 --> 00:15:17,970
You know, I’ve never really been
a fan of the holiday Specials,
340
00:15:17,970 --> 00:15:19,230
but this one is really good.
341
00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:21,940
Rahrharhhghgh... Rahghhgghhggh!
342
00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:24,500
Yeah!
343
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:29,540
You see?! The power
of St. Patrick compels you!
344
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,800
Yes, now use
your clover rays!
345
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,940
Me golden coins of spite!
346
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,310
And now
for the thrilling conclusion
347
00:15:55,310 --> 00:15:58,810
of the Credigree
St. Patrick's Day Special.
348
00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:07,020
My God! I never thought
we'd sell this much weed!
349
00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:09,590
Keep it up, babe! We've still
got a long way to go!
350
00:16:09,590 --> 00:16:12,090
Hey, everyone! Everyone!
Everyone, quiet!
351
00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:13,460
Turn up the TV!
352
00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:16,790
Once again the town
of South Park is on high alert
353
00:16:16,790 --> 00:16:19,860
after a sexual predator
escaped from custody.
354
00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:23,530
Everyone who's out
at bars or restaurants
355
00:16:23,530 --> 00:16:26,040
for St. Patrick's Day
need to be on the lookout
356
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,570
for the sexual psychopath.
357
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:30,940
Tom, I'm standing outside
the South Park Police Station,
358
00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:34,210
where just moments ago
a sexual predator broke free.
359
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:37,010
Surveillance cameras
inside the station
360
00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:39,020
captured the dramatic escape.
361
00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:42,320
Police claim they tried to stop
the felon from escaping,
362
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:45,460
but they were just,
"Way too high."
363
00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,220
Back to to you, Tom.
364
00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:51,860
♪ I've been a wild rover
for many's the year ♪
365
00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:55,370
♪ I've spent all me money
on good weed and beer ♪
366
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:01,170
Towelie...where is all
the St. Patrick's Day Special?
367
00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:05,010
Randy...I...I thought...
you were in jail.
368
00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:07,850
The weed's all gone, does that
mean you were able to sell it?
369
00:17:07,850 --> 00:17:11,350
Yeah I sort of -- sold it...
at half price...
370
00:17:11,350 --> 00:17:13,750
to Tolkien's dad
across the street.
371
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,020
What?!
You were gone!
372
00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:18,090
Tolkien's dad said
he'd buy all the weed
373
00:17:18,090 --> 00:17:20,160
and I figured
that's what we should do!
374
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:23,030
So you mean that right now
everyone down at the Irish bar
375
00:17:23,030 --> 00:17:25,660
is enjoying my special
and they don't even know it?!
376
00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:27,500
Randy, I'm sorr--
377
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,700
Raghghgh...
378
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:30,830
Ahg!
Oof!
379
00:17:30,830 --> 00:17:32,200
Come on, let's go!
380
00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:37,170
Thank you! Thank you!
381
00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:39,280
Thanks for choosing
Credigree Weed!
382
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,880
Stop right there,
you piece a shit!
383
00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:45,720
Is everyone enjoying
the special?!
384
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:48,350
Randy...
I-I thought you were in jail.
385
00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:50,350
Oh, yes,
so did a lot of people.
386
00:17:50,350 --> 00:17:52,790
But you see
there's just one thing wrong.
387
00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:55,230
This isn't Credigree Weed's
special.
388
00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:58,960
It's moine.
389
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:02,400
Babe! That's how you got
so much weed?!
390
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,970
I used both.
391
00:18:03,970 --> 00:18:08,440
You see?! This is what happens
when you appropriate a culture!
392
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,640
It's sort of your special and
it's sort of not your special --
393
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,740
and nobody knows
whose special it is.
394
00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:16,310
I guess I just let the holiday
go to my head.
395
00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:18,720
But I learned that --
No! No no no no no!
396
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,880
You don't get to say
what you learned
397
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,490
'cause it's not your special!
398
00:18:22,490 --> 00:18:25,990
This holiday is about Tegridy.
399
00:18:25,990 --> 00:18:28,260
Oh my God! It's him!
400
00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:29,830
It's the sexual predator!
401
00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:34,000
What, what, he's here?!
Uh oh!
402
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,270
Stop right there!
403
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:44,910
There he is, get him!
404
00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:46,640
Wahggh!
405
00:18:48,650 --> 00:18:50,850
Freeze!
406
00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:52,120
Ahghggh!
407
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:58,560
Don't move, Weinstein,
you've got nowhere else to go!
408
00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:06,000
Leave the child alone...
409
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,980
Whoa-a-a!
410
00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:25,520
It's him!
It's St. Patrick!
411
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:31,560
What...exactly
is going on here.
412
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:37,060
You've persecuted this little
boy for grabbing people?
413
00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:38,800
Why, it's ridiculous!
414
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:42,800
You've all besmirched
a perfectly good white holiday.
415
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,870
Where we all like to get drunk
and assault each other!
416
00:19:45,870 --> 00:19:48,370
It's St. Patrick's Day!
417
00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:50,240
-Remember the reason
for the season!
-Oh, my God!
418
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,380
Ooh! Hey!
419
00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:53,240
Who wants a pinch!
420
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,080
Oh, yes, very nice!
Oghg!
421
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,480
Hey, you can't do that, man!
422
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,420
What do you mean
I can't?
423
00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:01,820
Do you know what day it is?!
424
00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:03,990
Ah, see, here we go.
425
00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:05,660
"Kiss me I'm Irish!"
426
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:06,960
That's more like it!
427
00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:09,760
Oh, my God!
428
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,660
No, you bought the shirt,
bitch!
429
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,360
Come on,
let's have a go!
430
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,400
It's me day!
Take your dick out.
431
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,600
Who wants him to take
his dick out?
432
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,340
I will not!
433
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:24,240
What is this? Are you people all
some kind of Scottish poofters?
434
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,680
Hey,
that is a homophobic slur!
435
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:29,380
You're calling me
homophobic?
436
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:32,550
Because I will gladly
any man here.
437
00:20:32,550 --> 00:20:36,990
We celebrate St. Patrick's Day
for four simple reasons.
438
00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:39,090
I. Love. To. ***.
439
00:20:39,090 --> 00:20:42,990
Wow, St. Patrick, wow.
You're a real jerk.
440
00:20:42,990 --> 00:20:46,000
Yeah, what a creep.
Come on girls, let's go.
441
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,700
To hell with him
and to hell with this
442
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,000
Tegridy Weed
St. Patrick's Day Special.
443
00:20:52,970 --> 00:20:55,410
Where is everybody going?
444
00:20:55,410 --> 00:20:58,640
This party sucks!
445
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,610
Doesn't anybody want a pinch?
446
00:21:11,090 --> 00:21:13,460
The party is over...
447
00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:15,490
A new day has come...
448
00:21:15,490 --> 00:21:19,560
And now...St. Patrick's Day,
the only holiday left
449
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,000
where white people
could celebrate a culture...
450
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,970
has been cancelled.
451
00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:25,600
And as for the mysterious,
452
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:29,070
sexually charged being who
groped and assaulted so many.
453
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:33,140
He...is doing five years
community service.
454
00:21:35,650 --> 00:21:37,580
Once again...
I shoulda never listened
455
00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:40,720
to what they told me in church.
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