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One, two, three.
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Baby.
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That's it.
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Man, I'm pretty.
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made our town great.
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Goat tossing, evil clowns, and ahi tuna.
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Today, we honor one of those things.
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No, no, no. I'm talking about the tuna.
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So, as mayor of our fine town, I welcome
you all to the 16th annual Ahi Tuna
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Fest. Let the chowing begin.
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Gee, Pop.
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This is the best I eat tuna fest ever.
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You're telling me, Carl.
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And when the town gets a load of my tuna
tots, it'll put the diner on the map.
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I declare this tuna to be the finest
I've ever tasted.
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Blasted red tide.
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This is terrible, Pops. Every member of
the town government has gotten food
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poisoning. Pops?
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I know not this Pops.
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Ah, good gravy. Who will run the town?
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Quickly, call the ambulance.
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No time, Mayor. I've got to save the
town.
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Let's see. It says here in the city
charter that if the entire government is
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rendered sick from tuna...
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The village idiot shall be proclaimed
mayor.
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The village idiot.
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Mud Angel.
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Johnny, Johnny, come quickly.
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You're the new acting mayor.
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Great. Let me run home and get my
snowshoes and a towel grouper.
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No, mayor.
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All right.
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Hey, how'd this happen? Well, the city
charter said that the village idiot... I
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mean, you're the best man for the job.
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The people have spoken.
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Let's motor.
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Do you swear to uphold the duties of
mayor to the best of your obviously
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limited abilities till death do you
part?
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Blah, blah, blah. When do I get my
graft?
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Congratulations! You're the new mayor!
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My administration can be summed up in
three words.
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Mandatory bikinis.
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Actually, I had a few ideas of my own.
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As indicated by these color charts.
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The first thing we need to do is
construct a new stadium to accommodate
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the fast-growing sport of professional
bingo. Then we use the proceeds we make
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from the bingo to build a giant
state-of-the-art spaceport so that our
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town will be the UFO capital of the 21st
century.
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So, as you see... Done!
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Really? You like my ideas?
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No, I just passed my new law decreeing
that all geeky dweebs be thrown in
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prison.
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Oh, ha-ha! Very funny!
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those locked up in prison because of a
retroactive clause in the town's
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criminal code and can't make the
prohibitively high bail blues.
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And now here to dedicate the new public
library is our mayor, Johnny Bravo.
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Thanks, Cubby. As you know, no one hates
books more than I do.
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Therefore, I've ordered this library to
be torn down in order to make room for a
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giant sphinx in my likeness.
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Well, what the heck are you standing
around for?
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Sphinxes don't build themselves, you
know.
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Hey, put your backs into it.
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I love public service.
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Here will be a pomegranate.
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Johnny, I got a bone to pick with you.
You may approach.
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Johnny, your health inspectors tried to
close down the diner. Because of the
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asbestos in the chili? No, it was the
radon in the meatloaf, but that's not
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the point.
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The point is, I had to bribe them over
$200 to go away.
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And? Well, the old mayor only charged me
$50. Sorry, Pops. Time for my pedicure
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and hot lemon wax.
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Why, this is outrageous!
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I'm a taxpayer, and I demand to speak to
the city council!
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All right, I'll summon them.
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You know, you don't have to do that
every time they walk in.
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I'm free. I'm free!
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Ah, sweet freedom!
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This is terrible.
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Oh, this is all wrong.
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A true sphinx should face
north-northeast, and those proportions
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are way off.
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Workers of the town, unite!
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Get down from there, Carl.
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Would you bring more evil upon us? No!
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I would bring you freedom!
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Are you dogs or men?
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Are you Worker Ant or the Majestic
Butterfly? Are you tiny one-celled
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protozoans who use their hair like
scilla as means of propulsion? Ah, just
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get to the point!
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I... I think we should rebel.
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Johnny, you mean to tell me you replaced
the entire city council with gorgeous
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babes? Yep. Good work, son.
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Stop! In the name of democracy!
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Huh? What's the meaning of this?
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We're deposing you for abusing the
powers of your office.
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Uh-oh. Quick, girls, empty the vaults
and get the car running. I'll meet you
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down by the submarine dock.
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Hold, tyrant!
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You guys are going to get so audited.
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We fear you not, despot, for we are the
people.
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We came to these shores with our flocks
full of prunes and our hearts full of
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dreams. We worked the land until it
brought forth its bounty of pine nuts
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and wonderful onions.
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And still to this day, we cry out as one
people.
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Liberté!
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Égalité!
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Fraternité!
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I'm okay.
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Good work, citizens.
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Now get back to cracking rocks.
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Get him!
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Wait, wait, hold on. I'm the mayor. How
can you do this after all I've done for
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you? Who's helped the plight of hot
babes everywhere?
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Why, who tore down all those ugly
hospitals and sold our fine parks for
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lumber?
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You're going to hurt me now, aren't you?
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Oh, well, many great leaders were
underappreciated during their lifetimes.
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Genghis Khan, Attila the Hun.
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I'm sure history will remember me
kindly.
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Okay, lady, just not the hair. Not the
hair. Anything but... I just got it.
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Watch.
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I couldn't help noticing I've been
staring at you for the last 20 minutes.
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So tell me about yourself.
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Well, I... You know, when I was five, I
kept a live salamander in my mouth for
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an entire month.
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Here, let me test this for you.
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You know, if you had your nose done,
you'd be an ape.
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Wave a little, Minx.
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You know what you need, Johnny, is a
good 10-cent cologne.
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Really? Uh-huh. And as the neighborhood
rep for Chemtox Industries, I have an
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amazing opportunity for you.
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Sign here and receive a new exotic scent
on your doorstep every month for the
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extra low price of... Revulsion.
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Grit. Honeymoon in Calcutta? Sounds
good. I'll try them all. Go easy, son.
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It's never been tested on humans.
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I don't feel so good.
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I need some air.
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Wait! Don't forget to sign!
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Peasant, how dare you fail to bow before
me? I'm King Leopold of the Netherlands,
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famous throughout the world for
inventing cheese.
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Uh, sure, Your Majesty. Now, if you
could just sign this decree.
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Sorry, no can do. I'm late for my
coronation. I see you've got my robes
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and scepter ready.
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I'll just put you down for a three-month
supply.
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Good people of the Netherlands, follow
me!
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I shall take you to higher ground.
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Ah, Count Murray, kneel before me that I
may knight you.
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Receive from me all the lands west of
the bowling alley in perpetuity for the
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unbind. Your Majesty, I remain your
obedient servant.
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Good count. Have a county on me.
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Ah, my subjects love me. Do you hear me,
Cedric of Northumberland? The final
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victory is mine.
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Mine! Mine!
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A wheel of brie for... All of my men.
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Sir, wake up, sir.
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Well, huh? What?
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Are you the Queen of Limburger?
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No, I'm Sister Sarah Herslinger, and
you're at Treacle House.
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How did I get here?
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You were brought in two days ago after a
bout of cologne-induced hysteria. I
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nursed you back to health.
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Cool. That means you dig me. But enough
about me. Tell me about you.
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Well, I... You know, when I was 12, I
was kicked real hard in the head at a
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pony farm.
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Ah, someone's raining again.
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Let's get you up and walking.
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Established in 1932, Treacle House helps
down-on-their-luck nice people who want
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to be nice to other nice people in a
nice atmosphere.
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Chair? Why, thank you.
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How nice of you to say thank you.
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How pleasant of you to be thanked,
Muffet.
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Thank you.
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That's just creepy.
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Hey, what say we go back to my room and
you give me some more of that fancy
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nerfing? I'm sorry, Johnny. I only date
nice men with noble spirits.
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I'm nice. I'm noble.
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Hey, watch where you're going, etiquette
monkey. See? I can be nice. Just give me
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a chance.
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Well, okay.
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If you can show me the kind of patience
that... Yippee!
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Out of my way, you losers. Nice guy
coming through.
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Help those in need.
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Creep. Give till it hurts.
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Cheap so-and-so.
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Hey, you! Give me some money for the
needy. I'm sorry. I give generously
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every year to my office Christmas fund.
Yeah, and I'm a Dallas cowgirl. Now make
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with a dead president.
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And just what do you think you're doing?
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Oh, hello, officer.
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Have you given lately?
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No, I haven't. Why, you stingin' no
good.
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And if I catch any of your people
fundraising on the streets again, it'll
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be off to the host girl, witches.
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Every time I try to fight the power, the
man slaps me down.
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That's all right, Johnny.
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I wouldn't be much of a nice person if I
didn't give you another chance.
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Well, that's the kind of pig-headed
ignorance I... Oh, thank you.
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For today's noontime entertainment, the
Green Grove Retirement Home presents the
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comedy stylings of Johnny Bravo and
Chippy.
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Thank you. Thank you very much. So,
Chippy, what's it like to be a dummy?
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You told me, you dumb hump!
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What? I'm tired of your sass. I'm trying
to entertain these nice old people, and
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you make me look like a fool.
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Oh, I am sick of you. For years, you've
held me back.
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Chippy! No!
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What have I done?
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Chippy! What are you looking at?
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Stop staring at me with your accusing
eyes.
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Stop it, I say!
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And so we'd appreciate it if no one from
Treacle House ever comes here again!
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Oh, John.
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I know you must be crestfallen by this
new failure.
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I'm sorry, Sarah.
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I know you have a good heart, so I'm
going to give you... Another chance.
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Sweet. You know, you nice people aren't
as bright as you look.
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Another chance.
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That's rich.
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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Johnny, what are you doing?
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Hello, sir. I woke up at 5 a.m. to make
a pancake breakfast for the whole house.
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Clear the rest of the day for romance,
because Johnny is nice.
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Where did you get all the pancake mix?
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I didn't use pancake mix. I used my own
recipe. Three parts yeast, eight parts
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yeast, and yeast to taste.
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Treacle House is ruined!
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Oh, this is terrible.
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We don't have nearly enough maple syrup.
I guess I failed again.
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Don't despair, Johnny. I know one good
thing that's come from all this.
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What's that?
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I realize I've wasted my life trying to
help idiots like you!
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Man, that felt good.
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So long, loser!
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I'm off to shave my head and join a
heavy metal rock band!
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Hey, you got some pancake on your shirt.
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Huh? Where?
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I always fall for the bad girls.
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Bendy.
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Here I am, girls. Let the yoga class
begin.
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Look at me, girls. I'm a love pretzel.
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Funny, I don't feel centered.
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Hey,
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baby. I know what you're thinking.
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He's a rebel. A bad boy.
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Trouble with a capital T.
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Actually, I was thinking, get away from
me. I'm trying to read.
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Admit it. You've never seen such an
impressive pile of greasy, shiny,
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turning medley thing.
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No, it sounds like your points need
cleaning and your governor could use an
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adjustment. Here, let me.
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Think I'm okay.
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What do you think, little cooter
pig-peas?
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Huh? The Dandy 500.
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That's it.
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That's what chicks like.
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Billboards. I mean, race car drivers.
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But first, I need a car.
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I know. I'll enter the Dandy 500, win
it, and use the prize money to buy a car
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to race in the Dandy 500.
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Only one problem. I don't have a car.
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This car seed ain't never gonna grow.
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Maybe I'll just get some shut-eye
against this car-shaped thing.
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Car-shaped thing?
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Hmm.
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Don't ever look under that car-shaped
tarp. Don't even ask me about that car
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-shaped tarp. Never, ever look under it.
The tarp, I mean.
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There must be candy under here.
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Aw, man, it's nothing but a stupid car.
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Car!
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Humphie.
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Listen to it first.
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Nice handling.
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Fifth floor, chandelier.
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Sixth floor, expensive crockery.
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Hey, I'm Parallel Park.
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Hi, Johnny.
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Wow, a 57 Kefauver stool pigeon. Only
seven of them were ever made.
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Yep, this baby's going to ride me to
victory in the Dandy 500.
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With a cracked manifold and a wiggity
head gasket? I don't think so, Mr. Fancy
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Pants.
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What'd you just call me?
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Really? Sweet!
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as pretty as me.
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You're probably wondering how to thank
me for... Shut up and give me the keys.
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It is a beautiful day for the Dandy 500
as we await the arrival of a mysterious
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last-minute entry.
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And there it is now, the Chipmunk 5 with
Johnny Bravo behind the wheel.
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Earl, how did you teach Johnny to drive
that way?
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I didn't, Pops. Johnny has the driving
skills of a deranged howler monkey, so I
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installed a remote control that'll let
me steer from the sidelines.
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I left my Thighmeister in here
someplace.
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Oh, no!
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Someone took the 57 stool pigeon.
They're tampering with forces they don't
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understand. It's a good thing I've got
my YoJack vehicle locating device.
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Good gravy!
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Somebody's driving it right now!
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At the speedway.
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Get ready, Pop. I'm bringing him in. for
a pit stop.
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Right on.
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Carl, I was having the most wonderful
dream.
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Fuck it, Johnny. Fuck it.
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He's good to go.
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Can I try driving with my teeth?
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Bye.
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This won't end well.
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It appears that the Chick Magnet 5 is
completely out of control.
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That's the dual pigeon.
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And my Johnny.
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Oh, don't blame out, darling.
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Mama's coming.
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Mama, what are you doing here?
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Shop over.
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Let Mama drive.
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Eat my dust, speed jockey! And suddenly,
almost as if a real driver had taken
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control from a total idiot, the Chick
Magnet 5 takes the lead!
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We win, Pop!
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We win!
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Pop!
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Run!
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Gee, Mama, I didn't know you knew how to
drive race cars.
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Oh, sure, honey. I worked the pro
circuit back during the war when there
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were no men around to burn rubber.
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Yeah, well, that's very interesting, but
what matters is that I won the race.
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I'm a professional driver, and pigs are
going to love me.
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Not so fast, Mr. Sticky Fingers. In my
house, grand theft auto means chores for
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a week.
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Ah, chores for a week.
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And you, Mr. Install's nuclear engines
in other people's cars, you're going to
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help him.
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