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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,638 --> 00:00:05,670 Gotta Blast! 2 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:08,940 ♪ From here to the stars for my candy bars ♪ 3 00:00:08,976 --> 00:00:12,677 ♪ Rides a kid with a knack for invention ♪ 4 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:14,113 ( gasps ) 5 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:18,750 ♪ With a super-powered mind, a mechanical canine ♪ 6 00:00:18,785 --> 00:00:20,152 ( barks ) 7 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:23,222 ♪ He rescues the day from sure destruction... ♪ 8 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:24,023 Help! 9 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:26,725 ♪ ...This is the theme song ♪ 10 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:27,592 ( screams ) 11 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:30,962 ♪ For Jimmy Neutron. ♪ 12 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:33,465 ( mechanical whirring ) 13 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:34,500 ( barking ) 14 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:35,767 ( yells ) 15 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:41,006 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 16 00:00:41,042 --> 00:00:47,379 and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS 17 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:49,648 ( panting ) 18 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:53,385 Bow-wow-wow, ruff. 19 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:01,393 ( yelping ) 20 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:05,630 Ah, it's a beautiful night for a stroll, eh, Carl? 21 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,166 Oh, yeah, sure is, Jimmy. 22 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:09,334 Um, listen, why am I wearing 23 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:11,303 a crash helmet and a parachute? 24 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:14,306 Because you get to test the new neutron 25 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:17,276 catastrophic simulation escape system. 26 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:20,312 Really? Oh, thanks a lot, Jimmy. 27 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:25,117 Now, when you say the word "catastrophic..." 28 00:01:25,152 --> 00:01:27,086 W-well, it's catastrophic simulation 29 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:30,556 Carl, it's different. Oh... 30 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:31,590 I don't get it. 31 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:32,458 Just press that button 32 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:35,094 and all your questions will be answered. 33 00:01:35,129 --> 00:01:39,764 Hey, that guy kind of looks like me. 34 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:43,202 ( screams ) 35 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:44,336 ( laughs ) 36 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:47,038 Hey, Carl, Carl, you left your pants... 37 00:01:47,074 --> 00:01:49,708 Pants-- oh, no! 38 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:50,542 ( engine hissing ) 39 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:53,112 I got to go home and pick up my room 40 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:54,413 before my mom sees that I... 41 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:57,816 James Isaac Neutron, how many times have I told you 42 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:59,351 to pick up your pants? 43 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:04,723 Well, I know just the dog who can answer that, Mom. 44 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:05,591 ( barks ) 45 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:08,260 Goddard, access maternal reprimand data 46 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,528 cross-reference, pants. 47 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:12,931 Jimmy, pick up your pants, please. 48 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,233 Uh, Jimmy, pick up your pants. 49 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:15,567 Pick up your pants. 50 00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:16,034 ...pants. 51 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:16,968 Jimmy... Jimmy... 52 00:02:17,004 --> 00:02:17,836 Jimmy... ...pick 'em up. 53 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:18,637 Jimmy! pick up... 54 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:19,404 pick up... pick up... 55 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,872 Jimmy!.. ♪ ...your pants! ♪ 56 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:22,174 I rest my case. 57 00:02:22,209 --> 00:02:26,145 Okay, no more Mrs. Nice Mom. ( screaming ) 58 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:29,548 Uh... hi, Mrs. Neutron. 59 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:33,084 I was just floating by, and I thought I'd drop in. 60 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,253 Hello, Carl. 61 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:36,988 You, young man, are going to be punished. 62 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:39,991 You will not be going to the movies with your friends 63 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:41,293 after school tomorrow. 64 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:44,263 Aw, but Mom! It's the new science-fiction kung-fu 65 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:45,730 action-buddy comedy sequel 66 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:48,534 to last summer's box office smash based on an old TV show 67 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:52,671 we've never heard of-- I have to see it! Sorry, Jimmy. 68 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:55,474 Mom, I'll be the only kid in the world who doesn't see it. 69 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,609 Think of all the pop culture references 70 00:02:57,645 --> 00:03:01,580 I'll never understand. I'll be an outcast, a loner. 71 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:05,083 I'll... I'll be shunned from civilized society. 72 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:07,919 ( sad music plays ) "Please, no!" 73 00:03:07,954 --> 00:03:09,054 "It's not my fault!" 74 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:11,390 "My mom just wouldn't let me 75 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:12,791 go to the movies!" 76 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:13,725 I'm going to miss him. 77 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:17,062 You have to learn to pick up your pants. 78 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:19,231 Remember, pants don't pick themselves up. 79 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:21,667 ( thinking ): "Pants don't pick themselves up." 80 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,535 "Pants don't pick themselves up." 81 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:27,105 "Pants don't pick themselves up." 82 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:29,575 Carl, I think this is the beginning 83 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:31,810 of a beautiful experiment. 84 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:32,944 ( cracking ) 85 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:35,780 ( screams ) 86 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:40,252 JIMMY: With a nanochip installed in my pants 87 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:42,187 they'll put themselves away. 88 00:03:42,223 --> 00:03:43,288 Mmm, nanochips. 89 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:45,424 Wait, are those the spicy ranch kind? 90 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:46,991 My mom says I can't eat those 91 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:50,795 because the hiatal hernia I have is exacerbated by... 92 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:51,763 No, no, no 93 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:54,233 nanochips are microscopic supercomputers 94 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:56,468 capable of artificial intelligence. 95 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:59,438 Oh... why don't you just pick up your pants 96 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:01,573 and hang them up yours? 97 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:02,907 Oh, Carl, I'm a scientist. 98 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:07,246 I have more important things to do than pick up pants. 99 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:09,514 Oh, but Jimmy, it's easy and it's fun. 100 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,683 You know, sometimes I do it for hours. 101 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:16,655 Folding and hanging, and you know I even made up a song? 102 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:17,656 It's called... 103 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:21,360 "Folding and Hanging." I could teach it to you! 104 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:26,898 ( operatic voice ): ♪ Folding... and hanging ♪ 105 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,300 ♪ I'm folding... ♪ 106 00:04:28,335 --> 00:04:29,234 Uh, Carl 107 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:30,469 Carl, Carl 108 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:32,337 isn't the Wonderful World of Llamas show 109 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:33,272 going to be on 110 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:34,239 pretty soon? 111 00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:35,707 Oh, yeah, thanks for reminding me. 112 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:40,044 I better go home. Tonight's episode is "Bahama Llama." 113 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,179 Wouldn't want to miss that. 114 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:42,514 Hey, does time fly 115 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:46,217 when you're folding and hanging or what? Bye, Jim. 116 00:04:46,253 --> 00:04:49,488 Bye, Carl. ♪ Folding and hanging! ♪ 117 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:51,122 Jimmo, hey, Jim-Jam 118 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:52,557 I was just in the neighborhood 119 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:56,795 and wanted to have a little chit-chat with you about this... 120 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:57,529 pants business. 121 00:04:57,564 --> 00:04:58,730 You know, son, believe it or not 122 00:04:58,766 --> 00:04:59,798 there was a time when I, myself 123 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,401 used to leave my pants on the floor. 124 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:03,702 And then one day, I... 125 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:07,506 I picked them up, and well, the rest is history, son! 126 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:08,473 Speaking of history 127 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:10,141 just think if our founding fathers 128 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:11,610 had left their pants on the floor, huh? 129 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:14,413 What if Attila the Hun hadn't picked up his pants? 130 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:16,548 What about Luke Skywalker, your her... 131 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:19,418 I tell you, the Force was with that guy's pants. 132 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:23,087 I'm glad I've cleared that up for you, son. 133 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:24,489 Buh-bye. 134 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:25,924 Whoops-a-daisy, barn door's open. ( zipping ) 135 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:31,697 As Goddard as my witness, I'll never pick up pants again. 136 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:36,501 Lady and gentleman, Mom and Dad. 137 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:41,005 Through the miracle of neutron nanotechnology 138 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,742 I present "Smart Pants." 139 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:49,581 ( chuckles ): Very good, son. 140 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:51,216 That's wonderful. 141 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:53,485 I don't know how you figured that... 142 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,120 My little talk with Jimmy paid off. 143 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:57,322 I should write a book. 144 00:05:57,358 --> 00:05:59,558 I think I will, and I'm going to call it 145 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,360 My Little Talk with Jimmy Paid Off. 146 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:05,597 Now something this impressive surely deserves the cancellation 147 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:07,532 of the cruel and unusual punishment 148 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:09,768 of not being able to go to the movies. 149 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:15,374 Well, your pants did get put away. All right. 150 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:18,076 Zingo! Let's have pie. 151 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:19,678 ( giggles ) 152 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,381 ( crickets chirping ) 153 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,783 ( door creaking ) 154 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,622 ( electrical buzzing ) 155 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:43,268 Hey, Cindy, what's up, girlfriend? 156 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:44,135 Hey, Libby. 157 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:46,772 "Monday, 7:59 a.m. 158 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:52,176 No sign of Neutron; can give my report in peace." 159 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:53,812 You are one obsessed chic. 160 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:56,882 Hey guys, why is today like no other day? 161 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,650 Huh, you asked, hmm, hmm, hmm? 162 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:04,289 'Cause I brought a new Ultra Lord action figure... 163 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:05,590 ...errr! 164 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:08,259 You bring one of those every day, ultra-loser. 165 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:10,929 Well, well, Miss Maiden of Wrongness 166 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:12,764 evidently you are not aware 167 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:16,501 that this is the Ultra-Lord action figure number three 168 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:18,002 with factory gender error. 169 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:21,473 ( girl's voice ): Should I wear this dress to the prom? 170 00:07:21,508 --> 00:07:23,442 And now, let us welcome 171 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:26,645 geek number two, the static cling king. 172 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:32,150 Hey guys, guess who did his own laundry this morning? 173 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:33,652 You? 174 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,720 ( snaps fingers ): Got that right, girlfriend. 175 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:39,458 Cool, Carl. I wish I had a balloon to stick to you. 176 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:40,592 ( laughs ) 177 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:44,295 ( electrical zapping ) Ow. That hurt. 178 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:47,933 Hey, no cuts, Neutron. 179 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:52,504 Care to try out my new solar-powered jetpack back pack? 180 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:53,905 Hmm, let me think. 181 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:57,175 Um, no. I'd rather eat a snail. 182 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,443 Whoa! 183 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,382 ( thud ) 184 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:08,353 Another Neutron special. 185 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:10,755 ( backfiring ) 186 00:08:11,758 --> 00:08:13,057 ( electrical buzzing ) 187 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:18,363 ( screams ): Oh, my stars and garters! 188 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:23,568 Nice to see your bright and shiny faces... 189 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,704 Are your reports ready? 190 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:28,807 Yes, Miss Fowl, and wait till you hear mine. 191 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:29,641 It'll be the best. 192 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:30,909 ( music playing ) 193 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:35,614 Origami, the ancient art of Japanese paper folding. 194 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:38,216 I will be making the most difficult 195 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:41,285 of all origami sculptures-- a snow monkey... 196 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:44,389 Actually, paper folding originated in China... 197 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:46,057 ...riding a flying dragon... 198 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:47,659 ...in the second century AD... 199 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:48,894 ...while drinking tea... 200 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:50,328 ...and was brought to Japan... 201 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:50,962 ...on a ladder... 202 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:52,296 ...in the sixth century! 203 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:53,164 ...in December! 204 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:56,100 Cindy, I didn't know you and Jimmy 205 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:59,070 were doing this report together. 206 00:08:59,105 --> 00:08:59,738 We're not. 207 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,305 ( electrical buzzing ) 208 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:03,241 ( all gasping ) 209 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:04,342 Yes, Jimmy? 210 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:09,981 I, um, I sense a disturbance in my pants, ma'am. 211 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:13,317 Jimmy, if you need to go to the bathroom 212 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:15,687 I can give you a hall pass. 213 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,121 Negative. 214 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,558 Miss Fowl, the nanochips in my pants are making me do this. 215 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:24,228 The spicy ranch kind? I love those. 216 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:25,163 Oh! Ah! 217 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,464 I'm working up here! 218 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:29,067 CARL: Jimmy's doing origami, too. 219 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:30,735 Yeah, but much better than Cindy 220 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,270 with cutting-edge special effects. 221 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:35,440 You can't even see the wires or the blue screen; it's amazing. 222 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:36,541 Whew. 223 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:39,410 CARL: All right, Jimmy! Whoo-hoo! 224 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:40,378 ( screams ) 225 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,813 Neutron, you big show-off. 226 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:44,482 You had to make everybody look at you 227 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,350 Mr. Big... Science... Smart Guy! 228 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:47,218 No, I didn't! 229 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,620 I installed a nanochip in my pants 230 00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:50,589 so they'd pick themselves up, and then... 231 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:51,522 ( buzzing ) 232 00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:52,991 ( grunts ) 233 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:58,463 They seem to be developing an advanced brainial capacity. 234 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:00,966 ( all screaming ) 235 00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:05,070 Neutron, you've got five seconds 236 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,505 to tell me what's going on! 237 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:08,372 It would take five hours 238 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:11,009 to accurately explain it to you, Vortex. 239 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:13,778 Start explaining, Neutron! 240 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,213 You're kidding me... 241 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,547 ( screams ) 242 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:21,119 Jimmy, my mom doesn't allow me to do the twist! 243 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,154 Whoa, whoa! I've got it under control. 244 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:25,991 I'll just remove and disable the nanochip. 245 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,425 Then it'll stop. 246 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:32,764 Neutron, as soon as I stop limboing, I'm kicking your butt. 247 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,165 Whoo! I made it. 248 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,601 Everything's under control. 249 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,937 Whoa. Strike that last statement. 250 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,505 ( laughter ) 251 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:42,540 Oh, that's great, Jimmy. 252 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,242 What a guy. 253 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:46,210 I see London, I see France! 254 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:49,213 You got really good eyesight. 255 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:53,051 ( all screaming ) 256 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,554 Um, I'm not sure, but this is probably 257 00:10:56,589 --> 00:11:00,458 the most embarrassing moment of our short lives. 258 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,028 On the other hand, you all get to see 259 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,295 my Ultra-Lord underwear. 260 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,430 Limited edition with Ultra-auto-fly 261 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:09,100 glow-in-the-dark only available in Japan. 262 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:12,503 Oh, my gosh! I, like, have a pimple! 263 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:13,404 A pimple? Where? 264 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:16,274 You're plastic. You don't get pimples. 265 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:19,811 Neutron, prepare to face the wrath of Vortex. 266 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,179 Rain check. 267 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,314 Carl, Shane, we must adjourn to my lab immediately. 268 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,883 And what am I supposed to do? 269 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:28,486 Uh, you could sing the folding and hanging song. 270 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:33,591 ♪ I'm folding... on my way to... ♪ 271 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,830 How about a little kissy for a little fishy? 272 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,098 ( laughing ) 273 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,299 Well, I was a fishy 274 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:44,703 but now I'm more of a raw slice of fish flesh. 275 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:45,636 Better hurry. 276 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:46,871 Slowly the bacteria win 277 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:49,373 and I'll be unfit to touch, let alone kiss. 278 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,108 ( sighs ) 279 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,142 ( laughing ): Yeah. 280 00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:53,544 Jimmy, where are your pants? 281 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:54,713 Oh, uh, pants. 282 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,781 Excellent question, Mom. 283 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,750 Um, it's a new fashion movement-- 284 00:11:58,785 --> 00:11:59,851 the no-pants look. 285 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,452 Yeah. Everybody at school's wearing, uh... 286 00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:04,055 Well, I mean, they're not wearing... 287 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,123 Well, what I mean is... 288 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,025 Jimmy, it looks ridiculous. 289 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,259 Now, now, sugar booger 290 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:11,062 all the kids have their crazy fashion. 291 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,296 ( laughing ) 292 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,032 Well, one of the greatest memories 293 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,367 of my youth was my bell bottom muumuu. 294 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,068 I'm telling you 295 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:20,571 I dig the no-pants look. 296 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:24,375 With Neutronic eye in the sky 297 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,009 I can locate 298 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,611 our runaway pants. 299 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:29,380 ( whirring ) 300 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,281 If I'm correct-- 301 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:33,051 and I'm correct 89.23% of the time-- 302 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,285 my pants are seeking 303 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,921 even more pants to control. 304 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,624 Oh! The House of Blue Pants. 305 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:40,558 Oh, I love that place. 306 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,727 It used to be the House of Blue Lederhosen 307 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:46,664 but, of course, that appeals to a very small market. 308 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:47,632 Oh. 309 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,533 Carl, there's over a million pants in there. 310 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,970 See, if my pants get control of those pants 311 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,538 well, we could end up living in... 312 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:54,939 London? 313 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:55,807 France? 314 00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:57,909 A world ruled by pants! 315 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,878 Gentlemen, it's up to us 316 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,746 to stop this insanity. 317 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,114 Us? Us? 318 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,682 Well, mostly me. 319 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:05,984 In fact, 100% me. 320 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,452 Phew! All right, that's good. 321 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:12,323 Time to save the world! 322 00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:15,559 ( engine sputtering ) 323 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:16,861 ( engine revving ) 324 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:17,762 Whoa! 325 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:18,897 ♪ Go, Jimmy, Jimmy ♪ 326 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,398 ♪ That's the voice I hear inside ♪ 327 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:23,367 ♪ Everybody, let's bounce ♪ ( yelping ) 328 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:24,769 ♪ It's Jimmy Neutron time. ♪ 329 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:28,139 I've got to stop my pants before they recruit more pants 330 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,440 and take over the world. 331 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,276 Gee, Jimmy, if you just hung up your pants 332 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,111 none of this would be happening. 333 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,313 Carl's right. Why are you so lazy, Jimmy? 334 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,048 All you had to do was put your... 335 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,217 I suggest we refrain from communication 336 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,152 until we reach our des. 337 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,653 ♪ Go, Jimmy, Jimmy ♪ 338 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:46,257 ♪ That's the voice I hear inside ♪ 339 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:47,458 ♪ Everybody, let's bounce ♪ 340 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,894 ♪ Straight up come along for the ride ♪ 341 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,162 ♪ Go, Jimmy, Jimmy ♪ 342 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:53,364 ♪ To the rescue through the big blue sky ♪ 343 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,033 ♪ Be back before I leave ♪ 344 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,334 ♪ It's Jimmy Neutron time. ♪ 345 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,636 ( pants murmuring and ) 346 00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,637 ( laughs ) 347 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,040 Hey, Jimmy, can I go play with my pants? 348 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,208 No, no, Carl! 349 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,876 Your pants may look plw 350 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:09,113 but deep down in their pockets, they are pure evil. 351 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,215 ( pants laughing ) 352 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,349 SHEEN: Oh, no. 353 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,284 I left some gum in my pants pocket. 354 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,418 Is-is it evil, too? 355 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,753 If I chew it later, will I be evil? 356 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:19,157 If I blow a bubble, will it be an evil bubble?! 357 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,258 Sheen, not to worry. 358 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,625 Everything will be taken care of 359 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,829 with a little something I like to call... 360 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,965 "The Pant Eliminator." 361 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,967 I've equipped it with atomic-powered 362 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,135 pants-seeking clothespin missiles. 363 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,004 These will get our pants back 364 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,405 will remove the nanochip 365 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,140 and problem solved. 366 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,943 Cindy's pants are going down. 367 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,046 ( distressed muttering ) 368 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,447 ( clanging ) 369 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:46,550 Sheen, your pants are going to get pinned. 370 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:49,020 Can you do it in slow motion? 371 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,022 Crud. 372 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,490 ( clanging ) 373 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,625 I pledge allegiance to my pants. 374 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:58,229 Now, we have to find your pants, Carl. 375 00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,065 ( pants humming ) 376 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,200 ( clanging ) 377 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,067 My pants can run 378 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,269 but they can't hide. 379 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:08,539 ( frantic high-pitched muttering ) 380 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,208 ( grunts ) 381 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,175 Oh, ooh. 382 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,011 ( mumbling ) 383 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,179 ( humming ) 384 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,348 I feel like a new man. 385 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:18,983 Oh, the freedom. 386 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,184 The comfort. 387 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:23,521 The gentle wafting breeze. 388 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,390 Howdy, neighbors. 389 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,626 Hey, I got two words for you. 390 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:29,227 No pants! 391 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,594 ( chuckles ) 392 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:31,462 Yes. 393 00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:33,264 It's the fabulous fashion sensation 394 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,465 that's sweeping the nation 395 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,500 so gather 'round, and pull 'em down. 396 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,602 ( woman screaming ) 397 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,339 Or... you can go home and do it. 398 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,873 That's fine, too. 399 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:43,774 Doesn't matter. 400 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:47,178 Hey, good luck, and welcome to the fold. 401 00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,147 MOM: Hugh Beaumont Neutron. 402 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,316 Honey, hold on. Come in here this instant! 403 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,117 Just give me a brief moment, honey. 404 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,485 No, honey. In now. 405 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,754 I've just invited people to our pants-off later on. 406 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,356 Pie! Coming. 407 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,125 ( grunting ) 408 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:04,262 Must... stop... pants. 409 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,097 ( grunting ) 410 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,899 ( pants high-pitched chattering ) 411 00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,301 ( electrical zapping ) 412 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:13,537 JIMMY: My pants are infecting the other pants. 413 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,440 This is definitely not good. 414 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,476 What can you say at a time like this? 415 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,878 I'm, like, so embarrassed. 416 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,146 I think Ricky likes me. 417 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,181 ( giggling ) 418 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,582 Ultra Lord has spoken. 419 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:28,819 Neutron, I want my pants now, or I'm going to sue you. 420 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:29,753 I'm afraid 421 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,923 we've got a bigger problem at the moment. 422 00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,425 ( electrical zapping ) 423 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:35,426 ( gasping ) 424 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,328 ( low mumbling ) 425 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,830 ( excited high-pitched mumbling ) 426 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:40,831 JIMMY: Oh, no. 427 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:43,334 They're planning a full-scale pants invasion! 428 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,970 This is just like Ultra Lord Versus Robo Fiend 429 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:49,173 Special Edition with 17 seconds of new material! 430 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,642 And what a 17 seconds it was! 431 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,745 Listen, Neutron, I'm a girl with looks and brains 432 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:58,149 and big plans for my future, and they don't include 433 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,318 living in a world ruled by pants. 434 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,252 Do something! 435 00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:02,720 No time to get to the lab. 436 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:06,457 I have to make do with the resources at hand. 437 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,030 ( gasping ) 438 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,335 Hugh, look! 439 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,302 What? What is it? 440 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,670 Oh, my, it looks like a... 441 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,805 homage to Alfred Hitchcock's movie The Birds. 442 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:25,209 Do you think this could possibly have anything to do 443 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,778 with Jimmy's self-folding pants? 444 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,618 Hey, kid, what do you think you're doing? 445 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:37,355 Sorry, Lucky Joe, if that is your real name 446 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,457 but I've got to take out some pants 447 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:40,925 who want to take over the world. 448 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,295 Uh, what are a bunch of stupid pants going to do, hey? 449 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,297 ( laughing ) 450 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,199 ( loud grumbling ) 451 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,233 ( groaning ) 452 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,401 ( screaming ) 453 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:51,469 No! 454 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:52,603 Uh, Jimmy! 455 00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:56,107 I know you're kind of busy, but, um... 456 00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,708 ( whimpering ): Help! 457 00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,043 Okay, pants, let's see 458 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:04,014 how you like a little taste of a Neutron starch bomb. 459 00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:07,418 ( grunting ) 460 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,454 I could keep this up all day, Neutron. 461 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,821 ( grunting ) 462 00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:13,991 But you're welcome to detonate any time you want to. 463 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,526 ( grunting ) 464 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:18,096 Get pressed, pants. 465 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,864 ( high-pitched mumbling ) 466 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,367 I've got that one, and that one, and that one. 467 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,169 My cat chewed that one, but I got it. 468 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,270 And all those, and that one. 469 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,805 And I'm missing the helmet on that one. 470 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,039 My Mom has that one on layaway. 471 00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:32,477 How about a little fabric softener, tough guys? 472 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:35,980 ( grumbling ) 473 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,047 Wow! 474 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:40,318 That stuff really works! 475 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,653 You know, Jimmy does some pretty 476 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:44,455 amazing things, doesn't he? 477 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,289 Please. 478 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,657 I could be just as amazing 479 00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:49,193 if my head was the size of Texas. 480 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,694 My uncle's from Texas! 481 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:54,665 DAD: So, you and your little pantsy-wantsy friends 482 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,867 thought you could take over the world, huh? 483 00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,337 Well, you didn't know you'd have to deal 484 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,005 with Hugh Neutron, did you? 485 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,273 So, talk. 486 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,441 ( laughs ) 487 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,009 You can't talk, can you? 488 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:05,809 You know why? 489 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:09,046 Because you're pants, so zip it! 490 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,014 Hugh? Huh? 491 00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,382 Look. What? 492 00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:13,584 The Retroville Pants Invasion continues. 493 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,753 Our only hope seems to be a little boy 494 00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,321 with an extremely large head 495 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,323 and an outrageously tall hairdo. 496 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,659 Ooh, he looks oddly familiar. 497 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:24,262 You know, sugar booger, they're right. 498 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,996 Television is pretty . 499 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:26,697 Come on, Hugh. 500 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,232 We're going downtown. 501 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,634 We're getting pie?! 502 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,468 To get our son! 503 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,503 And put on your pants. 504 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:33,471 Can do. 505 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,606 JIMMY: My pants are getting more 506 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,275 powerful by the second. 507 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,143 And I'm out of weapons. 508 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,145 Think, think, think! 509 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,585 ( electrical zapping ) 510 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,852 Brain blast! 511 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,689 If I can create a colossal amount of static cling 512 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:54,725 I can capture my pants, destroy the nanochip 513 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,595 and still have time to get to the movies. 514 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,731 But where can I get that much static? 515 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,132 Cheese World. 516 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,201 Rug World. 517 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:05,403 Mime World. 518 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,637 Rug World! 519 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:07,771 That's it! 520 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,741 Roll out the red carpet. 521 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,284 ( electrical zapping ) 522 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,219 ( pants grumbling ) 523 00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,521 ( Old West showdown theme playing ) 524 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,823 ( grumbling ) 525 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,159 ( humming ) 526 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,935 ( grumbling ) 527 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,810 ( roaring and electrical zapping ) 528 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,879 ( groaning ) 529 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:52,950 ( groaning ) 530 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,989 ( low growling ) 531 00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:01,559 ( sizzling and zapping ) 532 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,428 ( frantic mumbling ) 533 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,265 ( applause and cheering ) 534 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,233 BOTH: Yeah! Yeah! 535 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,871 Stop it! 536 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,005 So 537 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:19,143 Neutron, I bet you think you're a great big hero. 538 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,145 Well, Cindy, you know, it's just all... 539 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:24,415 It was your stupid fault all this happened. 540 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,618 I'm watching you, Big Brain. 541 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,654 Well, I'm left speechless. 542 00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:31,689 Ultra Lord, would you care to retort. 543 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:34,325 My new pants are, like, so cool! 544 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,459 I could just about die. 545 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,461 That's just what I was thinking. 546 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,696 I missed you, pants. 547 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,699 It's so good to be back inside. 548 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,267 Can we go to the movies now, Jimmy? 549 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:46,704 Okay. Last one there buys the candy. 550 00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:49,239 MOM: James Isaac Neutron 551 00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:50,508 you made this mess 552 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:55,613 and you are not going anywhere until you pick up these pants. 553 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:58,115 Mom! 554 00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:05,022 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 555 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:09,059 and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS 556 00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:13,230 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 557 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,040 ( barking ) 558 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:40,290 Oh. 559 00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:43,361 Hi! I'm Paul. 560 00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,063 JIMMY: Got to blast. 36878

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