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FRANK!

FRANK!

- RILEY.
- WHAT'S UP, ORLANDO?

TIME FOR YOU
TO TURN AROUND, MAN.

- I'M JUST HERE TO GET PAID.
- ME TOO.

BUT, YOU SEE, TONIGHT

I'M TAKING EVERYTHING.

RILEY, BAIL!

MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT.
DEAL MAKING IS A BLOOD SPORT.

CUT A DEAL WITH WITSEC,
YOU LIVE.

PASS ON THE DEAL,
YOU LIVE IN FEAR.

SEEMS LIKE
A PRETTY SIMPLE DECISION--

TRADE YOUR OLD IDENTITY
FOR A NEW ONE.

EXCHANGE ONE HOME TOWN
FOR ANOTHER.

CHOOSE LIFE OVER DEATH.

BUT YOU'D BE SURPRISED
HOW MANY IDIOTS GET IT WRONG.

'CAUSE THE TRUTH IS,

THERE'S NO DEAL
I CAN OFFER A WITNESS

THAT CAN PROTECT THEM
FROM THEMSELVES.

WELL, WHAT IF I DON'T
TESTIFY?

GET WORD
TO THE BAHAMIAN CARTEL

THAT I'LL JUST
KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT.

YOU COULD DO THAT.
THEN YOU'D LOSE YOUR IMMUNITY.

DO 10 TO 15
FOR GRAND THEFT AUTO,

AND SPEND THE REST OF YOUR
INCARCERATED LIFE

LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER
FOR A RASTAFARIAN WITH A SHANK.

LIFE'S GONNA BE LESS FUN.

THAT'S OUR WITSEC MOTTO.

AND SO IT BEGINS.

THE PHILOSOPHER WHO WROTE
"NOTHING ENDURES BUT CHANGE"

WAS ALSO AN IDIOT.

ANY WITSEC INSPECTOR ON THE JOB
FOR LONGER THAN A WEEK

CAN TELL YOU
THAT NOTHING ENDURES

BUT RESISTANCE TO CHANGE.

WE WILL DESPERATELY CLING
TO THE LIFE RAFT OF WHO WE ARE

EVEN IF WE'RE TAKING ON WATER
AND SLOWLY DROWNING.

HALF A SUB?

THANKS.

- WHAT?
- WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT.

LOOK, I'M WORKING ON IT!

I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO
REMIND YOU, MARY.

IT'S TOO CONSPICUOUS.
WE HAVE TO FLY BELOW THE RADAR.

JUST LIKE THE WITNESSES.
- WHAT'S THE MATTER, STAN?

GOT MUSCLE CAR ENVY?

SO HAPPENS BACK WHEN
I WAS WORKING WARRANTS,

I DROVE A '69 GTO JUDGE.

I WAS VIN DIESEL BEFORE
VIN DIESEL WAS VIN DIESEL.

YOU KNOW VIN'S
A CHROME DOME BY CHOICE, RIGHT?

BUT WHEN I GOT PROMOTED
TO WITSEC, I HAD TO MOVE ON.

IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON, MARY.
- LOOK, I LOVED MY OLD CAR.

- AH, THE PROBE.
- I MISS THE PROBE.

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET ATTACHED
TO THIS MUSCLE CAR.

TURNS OUT I'M MORE SUPERFICIAL
THAN I IMAGINED.

THE 'STANG
IS TOO IDENTIFIABLE.

YEAH. I SAID 'STANG.

AND IF YOU BECOME
TOO IDENTIFIABLE,

YOU NOT ONLY PUT YOUR
WITNESSES IN DANGER, MARY,

BUT YOUR PARTNER.

APPARENTLY, THE 'STANG
IS PUTTING ME IN DANGER, MARY.

IT SO HAPPENS
ALL I CARE ABOUT

IS THE WELL-BEING
OF MY PARTNER.

- I'M IMPRESSED.
- WITH WHAT?

YOU SEEM TO BE FOLLOWING
A DIRECT ORDER.

I ALWAYS
FOLLOW A DIRECT ORDER.

UNLESS, YOU KNOW, IT'S STUPID.

I'M ALSO IMPRESSED YOU SEEM
TO BE ROLLING WITH CHANGE.

IT'S NOT SOMETHING
AT WHICH YOU'RE ADEPT.

HEY, I'M ADEPT AT CHANGE.

I MEAN, DID I NOT
GO ON VACATION WITH FABER?

NO ONE, INCLUDING ME, THOUGHT
I COULD VACATE, AND I VACATED.

AND DURING YOUR SO-CALLED
VACATION,

YOU CONVINCED FABER
TO GO MAKE THINGS WORK

WITH HIS EX-WIFE AND KIDS,
WHICH PROVES MY THESIS

THAT YOU PREFER A KNOWN
SITUATION THAT'S DEEPLY FLAWED

TO AN UNKNOWN SITUATION
POTENTIALLY FREE OF FLAWS.

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY ADEPT
AT BEING WRONG.

I'M ALL ABOUT CHANGE.

OH, MAN,
IT'S THE SAME COLOR!

ANGRY AUBERGINE

I SEARCHED FOR IT
FAR AND WIDE,

FOUND IT AT A USED CAR DEALER
IN RESOLUTE, KENTUCKY.

DEALER DIDN'T WANNA SELL IT

BECAUSE HE SAID
HE BELIEVED IN GOD

AND HE WAS SURE
IT WAS A SIN

TO MAKE MONEY OFF THIS--
AND I'M QUOTING--

"CHARIOT OF SATAN."

IT HAS 140,000
MILES ON IT!

- IT'S ROAD TESTED, DURABLE.
- OR SEEN THROUGH ANOTHER LENS,

A CANDIDATE
FOR THE JUNKYARD.

LOOK, MARY,
THERE'S NO REASON FOR YOU

TO REGRESS BACK INTO A PROBE.

LET ME PUT YOU IN A NEW LOANER.
- THE ONLY REASON

I'M BACK IN THE PROBE
IS MR. HEADROOM HERE.

THE PROBE IS A KNOWN SITUATION
THAT IS DEEPLY FLAWED.

OR, SEEN THROUGH
ANOTHER LENS, BITE ME.

OH, LOOK AT THIS...

GORGEOUSNESS!

OH, MAN!

WHEN THAT CAR COMES BACK
TO ME, AND IT WILL,

PLEASE CONSIDER A NEW MODEL.

YOU'D BE DOING ME A FAVOR,

'CAUSE I WOULDN'T
HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT

GETTING SIDEWAYS WITH GOD.

HI, MARSHALL.
HI, MARY.

YOU BELIEVE PETER
FOUND YOU THAT OLD WRECK?

- I KNOW.
- HONEY...

I NEED THE KEYS.

SOLD.

EASY AS "ABC"--
ALWAYS BE CLOSIN'.

THIS IS TOO EASY.

YOU GOT A DEAL!

- PETER--
- BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING,

I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

BRANDI HAS CLIMBED
TO NUMBER FIVE

ON THE BIG SALES BOARD.

TECHNICALLY, I WOULD CLASSIFY
THAT AS A PETITE SALES BOARD.

BUT--
- SHE'S A NATURAL AT IT.

SHE KNOWS A HELL OF A LOT
ABOUT CARS.

YEAH, WELL, SHE SHOULD.
SHE'S A--

HAS ALWAYS LOVED
ALL MOTOR VEHICLES.

BRANDI
IS MAKING HER OWN MONEY

AND FEELING REALLY GOOD
ABOUT HERSELF,

SO BIG FAVOR--

JUST DON'T
"MARY" THE SITUATION.

WHAT--WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
"MARY" THE SITUATION?

PERHAPS IT MEANS SPEAKING
THE UNFILTERED HARSH TRUTH

WHEN A RESPECTFUL SILENCE
MIGHT BE MORE APPROPRIATE.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT, FIRST OF ALL,
DON'T TURN MY NAME INTO A VERB.

LOOK, I'M JUST--I'M TRYING
TO WARN YOU, PETER.

BRANDI GETS DISTRACTED.
EASILY.

JUST DON'T EXPECT HER
TO STAY

ON YOUR PETITE SALES BOARD
FOR LONG.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S HARD
TO ACKNOWLEDGE?

YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S GROWING UP.
BRANDI'S CHANGED.

HEY, HEY--HE'LL BE THE FIRST
TO CONFIRM THIS.

I'M ALL ABOUT CHANGE.

I JUST DON'T KNOW
THAT SHE'S CAPABLE OF IT.

PETER, EVERY TIME MY LITTLE
SISTER'S GOTTEN A NEW LIFE PATH

OR--OR BOYFRIEND OR JOB,
IT ENDS IN DISASTER.

OR A WORD THAT SOUNDS
LESS HARSH

BUT MEANS THE SAME THING.

- PETE, WE GOT A PROBLEM.
- I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE.

THIS CAN'T WAIT.

SIX CARS WERE STOLEN
OFF THE BACK LOT.

WHAT?

THIS IS ME BEING
RESPECTFULLY SILENT.

SINCE 1970, THE FEDERAL
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM

HAS RELOCATED
THOUSANDS OF WITNESSES,

SOME CRIMINAL,
SOME NOT,

TO NEIGHBORHOODS
ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY.

EVERY ONE OF THOSE INDIVIDUALS
SHARES A UNIQUE ATTRIBUTE,

DISTINGUISHING THEM
FROM THE REST

OF THE GENERAL POPULATION.

AND THAT IS...
SOMEBODY WANTS THEM DEAD.

BRENDAN, GOOD TO SEE YOU!

COFFEE?

HELLO, TIM!

GOT YOU SOME COFFEE.

MIKE?
- HEY.

IT'S REALLY GOOD TO SEE YOU.

THEY STOLE TWO AUDIS,
TWO PORCHES, TWO MERCEDES.

WHAT, ARE THEY BUILDING
AN ARK?

SO THEY CAN STEAL SIX CARS,
AND THEY CAN'T OPEN A GATE.

WHY DOES EVERYONE BUT ME

FEEL THIS CRUSHING NEED
TO BE LIKED?

YOU FIND THAT
AN INHERENT WEAKNESS?

AND YOU MADE
THIS SNAP JUDGMENT

BASED ON A WOMAN BRINGING
HER COWORKERS COFFEE?

MY SNAP JUDGMENT,

WHICH SOME WOULD CALL SEASONED
LAW ENFORCEMENT INSTINCTS,

TELLS ME THAT
ANY FEMALE DETECTIVE

WHO HAS TO PLAY
THE "OOH, LOOK AT ME,

"I'M WEARING PORNO EYE SHADOW

AND BRINGING YOU
HOT BEVERAGES" CARD

ISN'T CLEARING MANY CASES.
COME ON.

YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S WORKING

JUST A LITTLE TOO HARD?

WELL,
MARSHAL MARSHALL MANN!

WHAT IS
A FEDERAL LAWMAN DOING

WORKING A LOCAL
GRAND THEFT AUTO?

YOU MAY NOT KNOW
THAT THE JUDICIARY ACT OF 1789

GIVES FEDERAL MARSHALS
50-STATE JURISDICTION

TO EXECUTE
ALL LAWFUL PRECEPTS, AND...

TO COMMAND ALL NECESSARY
ASSISTANCE

IN THE EXECUTION
OF THEIR DUTY.

HELLO, MARY SHANNON!
ABIGAIL CHAFFEE. COFFEE?

- HOW IS IT--
- THAT I KNOW YOU?

ALBUQUERQUE'S
NOT THAT BIG A TOWN.

- SO WHY IS IT--
- YOU DON'T KNOW ME?

WELL, I AM THE NEW GIRL FROM
THE GREAT REPUBLIC OF TEXAS.

- HOOK 'EM HORNS.
- LORD, NO!

OUR FAMILY
IS FOUR GENERATIONS SMU.

GO, MUSTANGS.

MR. ALPERT, DO YOU HAVE
SECURITY CAMERA COVERAGE?

NO. THE CAMERAS DON'T PICK UP
THIS BACK PART OF THE LOT.

THAT'S WHY WE HAVE
THE GIANT, IMPENETRABLE GATE.

KEYS MISSING?

ALL THE CARS
WERE KEYLESS ENTRY,

BUT THE KEY FOBS
ARE STILL IN THE LOCKBOX,

AND THE GPS ANTITHEFT SYSTEMS
NEVER PINGED AT THE SATELLITE.

I'M GONNA NEED
EMPLOYMENT RECORDS

OF EVERYONE
WHO EVER WORKED HERE.

DON'T THINK IT WAS
ONE OF MY GUYS.

MOST OF THEM HAVE BEEN
WITH ME FOR YEARS.

AND ONE OR MORE OF THEM
HELPED STEAL SIX OF YOUR CARS.

IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU NEED TO TELL ME?

MARY!

OKAY. YOUR NON-ANSWER'S
LESS COMFORTING

THAN YOU MIGHT THINK.

SO TYPICAL OF YOU TO THINK

THAT THIS HAS ANYTHING
TO DO WITH ME.

I'M SORRY.
ALL THOSE WITH

GRAND THEFT AUTO CONVICTIONS
IN THEIR PAST,

PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAND.

THAT'S ANCIENT HISTORY.
TEENAGE STUFF.

YOU THINK THE COPS'LL
SEE IT THAT WAY?

OKAY. THIS CANNOT
BE HAPPENING.

SO I'M ASKING YOU AGAIN.

BRANDI...

DID SOMEONE CONVINCE YOU
TO HELP THEM WITH THIS?

WHY WOULD I HELP SOMEBODY
STEAL CARS

FROM MY OWN DEALERSHIP?

OKAY, LOOK.

I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO SCREW
THINGS UP WITH GUYS. FINE.

BUT YOU DRAW BAD MEN TO YOU
LIKE AN ELECTRON MAGNET.

YOU DO.

NOT THIS TIME. NO.

I FINALLY HAVE A GOOD MAN

AND A JOB THAT I REALLY LIKE,
AND I ROCK AT IT.

SO PLEASE,
I HAVE TO MAKE SURE

PETER DOESN'T FIND OUT
ABOUT MY GTA CONVICTION.

LOOK, HE ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT
A SUITCASE FULL OF METH

AND A MURDER CONVICTION.

WHY WOULD HE CARE ABOUT
AN EX-BOYFRIEND'S CAR

YOU TOOK FOR A JOYRIDE
IN--IN HIGH SCHOOL?

IT'S JUST...
HE CAN'T FIND OUT--NOT NOW.

I DON'T WANT HIM
TO REGRET HIS DECISION.

HIS DECISION TO HIRE
A CAR THIEF TO SELL CARS?

THIS DECISION.

HUH.

SPARKLY.

I WANTED TO TELL YOU
OVER DRINKS TONIGHT.

I DON'T WEAR IT AT WORK,

BECAUSE I SELL MORE CARS
IF GUYS THINK THAT I'M SINGLE.

HOW COME YOU DON'T
LOOK HAPPY FOR ME?

I'D BE BLOWING CHAMPAGNE
BUBBLES OUT OF MY ASS

IF I WASN'T ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN

THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE ARRESTED
FOR GRAND THEFT AUTO.

BRANDI, LISTEN TO ME.
YOU NEED TO TELL ME

EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED
SO I CAN TRY TO HELP YOU.

MARY, I KNOW MY CREDIBILITY
IS SHOT WITH YOU,

BUT NOTHING HAPPENED.

SO PLEASE...

A LOT OF GOOD THINGS
ARE HAPPENING FOR ME RIGHT NOW,

AND I DO NOT WANT IT
ALL RUINED.

COULD YOU...
MAKE SOME CALLS?

FIND OUT WHO DID THIS.
PLEASE.

YOU KNOW PEOPLE.

AS YOU SAW IN THE POSTING,
WE'RE LOOKING TO PROMOTE

AND TRAIN A DEPUTY MARSHAL
FOR WITSEC,

WHICH I LIKE TO THINK OF

AS THE ELITE BRANCH
OF THE MARSHAL SERVICE.

THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY
AT F.I.S.T.

WOW. F.I.S.T. YEAH.

THOSE FUGITIVE INVESTIGATIVE
STRIKE TEAM GUYS

KNOW HOW TO PICK
A SEXY ACRONYM, DON'T THEY?

THEY SURE GARNER
A LOT OF FLASHY HEADLINES,

BUT WE'RE NOT REALLY
IN THE FLASHY HEADLINE BUSINESS,

JUST THE BUSINESS
OF PROTECTING WITNESSES

WHOSE TESTIMONY PUTS AWAY
HUNDREDS OF MORE CRIMINALS

THAN SEXY-ACRONYMIC F.I.S.T.
COULD EVER DREAM OF.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

UH, YOUR DESK ACCESSORIES
WERE MISALIGNED.

HMM.

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING,
DEPUTY EBERHARDT.

OH.
DON'T PRONOUNCE THE "T".

EXCUSE ME?

IT'S EBERHARD.
SILENT "T".

GOT IT.

YES?
- STAN.

MARSHALL AND I NEED
TO GO OFF THE GRID.

BRANDI GOT HERSELF
JAMMED UP AGAIN.

ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP?

SAY YES?

I WANT TO USE ONE OF MY
WITNESSES AS A CONSULTANT.

MARY,
THAT'S THIN WITSEC ICE.

SO THAT'S A YES?

THERE IS PRECEDENT.

WE WORK THAT WAY WITH
SOME OF COSA NOSTRA BOYS,

BUT MARY,
YOUR PERSONAL LIFE

WITH YOUR WITNESS, IT'S...
- I KNOW, I KNOW.

CHURCH AND STATE.
JESUS, I'M NOT A RETARD.

SORRY, DEPUTY EBERHARDT.

UH...EBERHARD.

RIGHT.

WE'RE LOOKING FOR
TEAM MEMBERS

WITH HIGH LEVELS
OF FLEXIBILITY.

HOW WOULD YOU DEAL WITH--
OH, SAY FOR INSTANCE--

A DIFFICULT,
OVERBEARING COWORKER

WHO MIGHT TEND TO BE
A BIT ACIDY OR SNIDE?

I DETEST DISCORD
IN THE WORK ENVIRONMENT.

WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.

YOU'RE BACK IN THE PROBE
AND OFF ON A MISSION

ON WHICH WE HAVE
NO INVESTIGATIVE JURISDICTION

TO PROTECT YOUR LITTLE SISTER.

WHERE HAVE I SEEN
THIS MOVIE BEFORE?

TWO DATES.

I SEEM TO HAVE BYPASSED
THE CONVERSATIONAL OFF-RAMP.

NANCY DREW, TEEN DETECTIVE.

SHE TOUCHED YOUR FOREARM,
LAUGHED AT YOUR INANE FACTOID.

MY OPERATIONAL THEORY
IS THAT YOU'VE HAD TWO DATES,

AND THE JEANS
HAVEN'T HIT THE FLOOR YET.

HAVE I MENTIONED
THAT I ADMIRE

YOUR FIERCE ADVOCACY
FOR YOUR SISTER?

I AM WONDERING, HOWEVER,

IF WE'RE ON THIS
QUIXOTIC MISSION

TO HELP CLEAR YOUR SISTER,
IN THE EVENT SHE'S INNOCENT,

OR TO CONFIRM YOUR BELIEF
THAT SHE'S NOT.

AND YOUR CONVERSATIONAL
BYPASS TELLS ME

THAT I'M EXACTLY RIGHT--
YOU STILL HAVEN'T SLEPT WITH

LITTLE MISS
"I JUST GOT MY BRACES OFF."

SERIOUSLY, MARSHALL, YOU WANT
A SIDE OF RED SPORTS CAR

TO GO WITH THAT MIDLIFE CRISIS?

- YOUR CLAWS ARE SHOWING.
- THEY DON'T RETRACT.

I GOTTA TELL YOU,
I AM BOTH ANNOYED AND IMPRESSED

THAT YOU KEPT THIS LITTLE
RELATIONSHIP A SECRET FROM ME.

KEEPING SECRETS IS PART AND
PARCEL OF OUR CHOSEN PROFESSION.

ONLY THE CHEERLEADER
DOESN'T SEEM YOUR TYPE.

I DEFY YOU TO CATEGORIZE
THE WOMEN I'VE DATED

AS BELONGING
TO ONE SPECIFIC TYPE.

IF ANYONE, IT IS YOU WHO HAS
A DEEPLY INGRAINED PATTERN

TO YOUR ROMANTIC INVOLVEMENTS.
- RIGHT. YEAH. OKAY.

DOMINICAN BALL PLAYER
AND DIVORCEE FBI AGENT.

PEAS IN A POD, THOSE TWO.
- BOTH RAPH AND FABER BELIEVE

THAT NO MATTER HOW TOUGH
AND INDEPENDENT A WOMAN IS,

UNDERNEATH IT ALL,

SHE WANTS A WHITE PICKET FENCE
AND 2.5 KIDS.

THAT'S WHY YOU DIDN'T
MARRY RAPH

AND FABER WENT BACK
TO SORT THINGS OUT

WITH HIS EX-WIFE
AND 2.5 KIDS.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING--MY TYPE
IS GUYS THAT DON'T GET ME?

IN POINT OF FACT,
YOUR TYPE IS GUYS

THAT YOU DON'T GET
DON'T GET YOU.

BUT THIS ONLY APPLIES
TO LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIPS.

SHORT-TERM, YOU WILL--
YOUR WORDS, NOT MINE--

DROP JEANS
WITH JUST ABOUT ANYONE.

WHAT?
OH...I SEE.

OKAY. SORRY.
SO YOU'RE PISSY

'CAUSE I CALLED NANCY DREW
A CHEERLEADER.

I'M SORRY, MARSHALL.

I'M SORRY.
I WAS WRONG--VERY WRONG.

IT'S BEEN THREE DATES.

RILEY?

WOW.
YOU LOOK LIKE CRAP.

THANKS.

LOOK, I DIDN'T BOOST
SIX RIDES.

AND IF I DID,
BELIEVE ME,

I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE

WIPING CRUD OFF
A GOLF CART BATTERY.

HOW'D YOU KNOW
ABOUT THE CARS?

I HAVE A POLICE SCANNER.
BRINGS ME BACK.

- MISS IT?
- LOOK AROUND.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- LOOK, FOR THE RECORD,

WE NEVER THOUGHT YOU HAD
ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE THEFTS.

THEY'RE NOT YOUR STYLE.
- SO YOU'RE VISITING TO TELL ME

THE BAHAMIAN CARTEL
NO LONGER WANTS ME DEAD?

I CAN LEAVE THE PROGRAM?
- NO, THAT'S NOT WHY I'M HERE.

I WISH IT WERE.

I NEED A FAVOR.
IT'S VEHICULAR.

ALL RIGHT.

I'LL HELP YOU GUYS OUT
WITH THE THEFTS.

FOR A SMALL FINDER'S FEE,
OF COURSE.

BUT I NEED A FAVOR
FROM YOU FIRST.

IT'S MEDICAL.

SO, UH, THANK THAT DOCTOR
FOR THE WITSEC FAMILY DISCOUNT.

SURE.

I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D BE THE GUY

NEEDING THE HAPPY PILLS.

HALF THE WORLD'S ON THEM.
JOIN THE MASSES.

YOU?

PROBABLY NOT.

LOOK AT ME.

YOU KNOW, I...

I DON'T KNOW
HOW THIS HAPPENED TO ME.

IT'S LIKE...I USED TO ROLL
OUT OF BED, READY TO GO,

AND NOW I HAVE TROUBLE
WAKING UP

OR EVEN CARING
IF I DO WAKE UP.

AM I SUPPOSED TO TEAR UP

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
STEALING CARS ANYMORE?

NO. ALL RIGHT.

WHAT IF ONE DAY
YOU COULDN'T BE A MARSHAL?

WHAT IF ONE DAY
ALL THAT ADRENALINE JUST...

VANISHED?

ALL RIGHT. I GUESS I FEEL
A LITTLE SORRY FOR YOU.

- THANKS.
- SO...RILEY.

HOW DOES SOMEONE
STEAL SIX CARS?

THERE'S 50 WAYS THOSE CARS
COULDA BEEN STOLEN.

BACK BEFORE I NEEDED THESE,

I USED TO ROMANCE
THE CARS AWAY.

THESE DAYS,
EVERY LUXURY CAR

HAS A DIFFERENT KEYLESS ENTRY
AND IGNITION SYSTEM.

NOW, ANY TEENAGER
CAN HOP ON THE INTERNET

AND DOWNLOAD
SOME CODE-GRABBING SOFTWARE

THAT OPENS UP THE CAR
AND STARTS 'EM UP.

BUT THAT'S ONLY
THE SECOND HARDEST PART

OF BOOSTING THE RIDE.

DON'T KEEP A GIRL WAITING.

THE GPS ANTITHEFT SYSTEM.

WHEN YOU PRESS THE KEY FOB,

THE GPS SENDS A SIGNAL
UP TO A SATELLITE.

EVEN WHEN THE CAR'S
TURNED OFF,

THE MANUFACTURER
CAN PING THE CAR.

THE WAY YOU'RE GONNA
SOLVE THESE THEFTS,

FIGURE OUT HOW THE CAR CREW
DISABLED THE ANTITHEFT SYSTEM.

UNLESS THEY WERE
A REALLY TOP SHELF CREW,

THEY HAD TO HAVE SOMEBODY
ON THE INSIDE.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT,
I CAN GO OVER TO THE DEALERSHIP,

POP MY HEAD IN--
- NO. NO, OKAY?

DO NOT.

NO CATNIP FOR KITTY.

I JUST NEEDED
YOUR LARCENOUS EXPERTISE.

I HOPE IT HELPED.

MM.

SOMEONE YOU KNOW
GET JAMMED UP FOR THIS?

WHAT?
NO. WHY?

WHY ELSE WOULD A WITSEC
INSPECTOR BE INVOLVED?

SOMETIMES I HAVE TO DO

AN IMMEDIATE RELOCATION
ON A WITNESS,

AND THERE'S NO TIME
TO PACK A BAG.

SO...HERE.

I'M SAD.

I'M NOT HOMELESS.

THEN DRESS LIKE IT.
AND SHAVE.

AND SHOWER.
- HINT RECEIVED.

THANKS FOR THE INFO.

THANKS FOR, UH...
FOR EVERYTHING.

THAT MEAL WAS DELICIOUS.

WELL, I AM AN EXPERT
AT WATCHING THE FOOD NETWORK

AND DOWNLOADING THE RECIPES.

IT'S THE...
ACTUAL COOKING PART

THAT I'M NOT SO SURE
ABOUT YET, SO...

LET ME SEE
HOW THE RING LOOKS ON YOU.

OOH!

DID PETER TELL YOU
THAT I HELPED HIM PICK IT OUT?

- WHAT?
- THANKS, MOM.

I WAS TRYING
TO CREATE THE IMPRESSION

THAT I'M THE ONE WITH TASTE.
- SORRY.

FULL DISCLOSURE?

I KIND OF HAD A HUNCH
THAT YOUR MOM WAS BEHIND THIS,

SO...THANK YOU, DORA.

YOU WEAR IT WELL.

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY,
BRANDI.

- CHEERS.
- I LIKE IT.

I LIKE IT.

HAL, THANKS.
UH...

THINGS WERE A BIT ROCKY
IN MY HOUSE GROWING UP,

AND...
WELL, I JUST DON'T KNOW

HOW I GOT SO LUCKY
TO MEET PETER

AND THE TWO OF YOU, SO...

WELL, YOU KNOW YOU'RE JOINING
A VERY CLOSE-KNIT FAMILY.

DORA AND I FEEL LIKE
PETER AND HIS SISTER

IS THE REASON
WE WERE PUT ON THIS EARTH.

I'M SURE YOUR PARENTS FEEL
THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU.

WHICH IS WHY,

IN THE SPIRIT
OF FULL DISCLOSURE,

I THINK YOU SHOULD
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

- DAD...
- NO, LOOK THROUGH IT.

IT'S JUST
A LITTLE SECURITY BLANKET.

IT'S A PRENUP.
AND THIS IS AN AMBUSH.

MOM, PLEASE TELL ME
YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.

LOOK, DARLING,

THIS IS--IT'S--IT'S--
IT'S NOT PERSONAL.

IT'S JUST ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS
AND YOUR FATHER'S.

MOM, IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT
BUSINESS

WHEN YOU SAY YOU DON'T
TRUST MY FIANCEE,

AND BY EXTENSION,
YOU DON'T TRUST ME.

DID SOME OTHER PARENTS
SIT WITH YOU IN FAMILY THERAPY?

DID THEY COME VISIT YOU
IN REHAB, CLEAN UP YOUR VOMIT,

NOT KNOW IF THEIR SON
WAS GONNA LIVE ANOTHER DAY?

PLEASE--OKAY.
PETER, THIS IS--

I DON'T WANT TO COME BETWEEN
YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

THAT'S FINE, 'CAUSE MY PARENTS
WERE JUST LEAVING

AND NEVER COMING BACK.
- PETER!

I USED TO DRINK.

BUT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HOLE
I DUG FOR MYSELF,

I NEVER HURT ANYONE THIS BADLY,
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,

BRANDI'S NEVER DONE ANYTHING
TO BETRAY YOUR TRUST.

BRANDI SHANNON?

ALBUQUERQUE POLICE.

MISS SHANNON,
WILL YOU COME WITH US, PLEASE?

OH, GREAT.

EVERYONE'S HERE
TO PICK UP THE INSIDE MAN.

GOT THIS.

I'M ASSUMING
YOU HAVE CONCRETE EVIDENCE

LINKING MY SISTER
TO THIS CRIME,

OTHERWISE, I'M NOT CLEAR

WHY YOU DRAGGED HER IN HERE
FOR QUESTIONING.

QUESTIONING
IS HOW WE GATHER EVIDENCE.

I'M SURE YOU'RE AWARE OF HER
GRAND THEFT AUTO CONVICTION.

15 YEARS AGO, BECAUSE OF A
HIGH SCHOOL DIRT BAG BOYFRIEND.

AND HER JACKET
HAS SOME MORE RECENT ACTIVITY.

SUSPECT IN A MURDER
INVESTIGATION?

BECAUSE OF A DIFFERENT
DIRT BAG BOYFRIEND.

SENSING A PATTERN?
- WHAT MAKES YOU THINK

THERE ISN'T ANOTHER DIRT BAG
IN THE PICTURE

MAYBE AT THE DEALERSHIP?

DETECTIVE, THIS WAS
A SOPHISTICATED CRIME.

YOU CAN ACCUSE MY SISTER
OF MANY THINGS--

SOPHISTICATION
ISN'T ONE OF THEM.

PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE
MORE REALISTIC SUSPECTS.

YOU KNOW I CAN'T DISCUSS
THE INVESTIGATION WITH YOU,

BUT AS YOU ARE A FRIEND
OF THE DEPARTMENT,

I CAN TELL YOU BRANDI
IS A PERSON OF INTEREST.

OH, PERSON OF INTEREST.

YOU KNOW, SHE'S NOT AN ASTRONAUT
OR A RESEARCH SCIENTIST,

SO DON'T PRETTY IT UP
WITH POLICE BLOTTER SPIN--

JUST SAY IT.
SHE'S A SUSPECT.

YOU'RE PROTECTING YOUR SISTER.
I WOULD DO THE SAME.

BUT FAIR WARNING--
I'M NOT LETTING ANYONE

GET IN THE WAY OF MY
INVESTIGATION.

GOOD. GOT IT.
FAIR WARNING--

MY LITTLE SISTER'S
NOT GETTING RAILROADED.

BRANDI, THE POLICE DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING EXCEPT YOUR RECORD.

IT DOESN'T MATTER.
YOUR PARENTS ARE NOW CONVINCED

THAT YOU'RE ENGAGED
TO A CAR THIEVING GOLD DIGGER.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO
MAKE THIS CLEARER.

I DON'T CARE
WHAT MY PARENTS THINK.

THE ONLY WAY I COULD HAVE
APPEARED MORE WHITE TRASH

IS IF THE POLICE
HAD TACKLED ME

ON AN ASTROTURF LANAI
IN FRONT OF A DOUBLE-WIDE.

LOOK, YOU CAN BE AS ANGRY
AT MY PARENTS AS YOU WANT.

I'M ON YOUR SIDE.
YOUR FIANCEE IS TELLING YOU

I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE A CAR THIEF,

AND I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE WHITE TRASH,

AND IF YOU ARE, SO AM I,

AND I'M BUYING US BOTH
A DOUBLE-WIDE.

YOU CAN'T SEE WHERE
THIS IS HEADED, CAN YOU?

I'M HOPING HOME.

HERE.
THIS SHOULD SAVE YOUR PARENTS

ALL OF THE HARD WORK
OF SPLITTING US UP.

- BRANDI--
- HEY.

I GOT THIS.

A MILLION DOLLARS.

THAT'S RIGHT.

IF THE MARRIAGE ENDED
BEFORE FIVE YEARS.

MORE IF IT WENT LONGER.

WOW. THAT IS...

AWESOME.

- MARY--
- WHAT?

I MEAN...
- IF A MARRIAGE STARTS OUT

LIKE A DEAL,
THEN THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

IT'S A DEAL.
- IT'S A MARRIAGE CONTRACT.

IT'S A DEAL.

WHEN I WAS SITTING THERE
WITH PETER'S PARENTS,

I WOULD HAVE SIGNED IT
JUST TO KEEP THE PEACE.

BUT I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,
WHAT IT ALL MEANS AND...

IF I SIGN IT,
THAT MEANS THAT I'M SOMEBODY

THAT THEY NEED
LEGAL PROTECTION FROM,

LIKE I AM
WHO THEY THINK I AM.

SQUISH, LOOK AT US.
I MEAN, HONESTLY.

MOM SPENT MOST OF HER LIFE

LOOKING THROUGH THE BOTTOM
OF A CANADIAN CLUB BOTTLE.

DAD ROBBED BANKS
AND PARACHUTED OUT ON US.

I MEAN, YOU GOT HOOKED UP
WITH A METH DEALER

WHO TRIED TO KILL ME,

AND I'VE MADE PUSHING
GOOD MEN AWAY AN ART FORM.

SO MAYBE WE ARE WHO THE ALBERTS
THINK WE ARE.

WHO CARES?

I'M CHANGING.

I CAN SEE YOUR FACE,
YOU KNOW.

I'M RIGHT HERE.

I REALIZE THAT I'VE SAID
I'M CHANGING

PROBABLY SO MANY TIMES
THAT IT SEEMS COMICAL TO YOU.

BUT THINK ABOUT THIS, OKAY?

I MEAN,
WHAT WOULD I HAVE DONE BEFORE?

I WOULD HAVE SIGNED THAT PRENUP
AND TAKEN THE PRIZE MONEY.

ALL RIGHT,
SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

PETER DOESN'T WANT YOU
TO SIGN IT,

AND HE STILL WANTS TO MARRY YOU,
RIGHT? WIN-WIN.

EXCEPT IT WOULD END
PETER'S RELATIONSHIP

WITH HIS PARENTS.
- YEAH, BUT HE'S A BIG BOY.

THAT'S HIS PROBLEM.
- NO, WHAT? AND...

START OUR LIFE OUT
WITH HUGE REGRETS?

WHAT IF WE HAVE KIDS, MARY?

WHAT, ARE THEY NOT GONNA
SEE THEIR GRANDPARENTS?

I MEAN, DON'T YOU GET IT?

IN THE LONG-TERM, PETER'S
GONNA END UP RESENTING ME.

SO WHAT'S THE LONG-TERM
PLAN, THEN?

YOU'RE BACK HERE WITH ME
INSTEAD OF WITH PETER?

GOTTA SAY, I'M NOT A BIG FAN
OF THE LONG-TERM STRATEGY.

GOD, MARY.

SAME OLD STUFF, RIGHT?

BRANDI SCREWS UP AND COMES BACK
TO STAY IN YOUR GUEST ROOM?

WELL,
I DIDN'T SCREW UP THIS TIME,

AND IF YOU CAN'T SEE THAT,

THEN MAYBE YOU NEED
TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR.

MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO NEEDS TO CHANGE.

GOOD NIGHT.

THERE'S NO BED IN THERE.

I KNOW.
MOM TOOK IT FOR HER NEW PLACE.

IT'S A...JUNK ROOM NOW.

SORRY.

OKAY. THANKS.

WE'LL BE THERE
IN 20 MINUTES.

GOT SOMETHING.

TESS YATES OVER AT THE FBI
DID SOME DIGGING.

SHE CAME UP WITH A GTA
INVESTIGATION IN OKLAHOMA CITY.

MATCHES THE M.O.
OF PETER'S DEALERSHIP.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT OKLAHOMA CITY
AND ALBUQUERQUE HAVE IN COMMON?

I-40.
THEY HAVE SUSPECTS?

TWO SAMOANS
THAT RUN A CAR CREW.

YATES IS GONNA
SHOW US WHAT SHE HAS.

I THINK WASHINGTON WANTS US
TO SAY PACIFIC ISLANDERS.

YEAH.
THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

JESUS.

WHY DOES STAN WANNA HIRE
A NEW INSPECTOR?

WE'RE UNDERSTAFFED.

YEAH, BUT NEW PEOPLE?

THEY'RE ALL...NEW.

WHAT'S WITH BILL GATES
IN THERE?

BEFORE I JOINED THE MARSHALS,

I GOT A DEGREE FROM THE NAVAL
SCHOOL OF COMPUTER SCIENCE.

THAT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE,
BUT HERE AT WITSEC

WE DON'T RELY MUCH ON COMPUTERS.

ARE YOU SAYING
I'M A BETTER FIT FOR F.I.S.T.?

NO. I'M SAYING
THAT THIS DEPARTMENT

FOCUSES MORE ON PEOPLE SKILLS.

A-ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T
THINK I'M CUT OUT FOR F.I.S.T.?

UH...

'SCUSE ME FOR SEC, WILL YOU?

HOW'S IT GOING WITH BRANDI?

SHE'S A PERSON OF INTEREST.

- I HATE THAT PHRASE.
- DON'T GET ME STARTED.

HEADED OVER TO MEET YATES.
WANNA JOIN?

CAN'T. KEEP ME UPDATED.

THAT'S AN ORDER.

BRANDI.

BRANDI.

GOD,
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK.

- JUST TO DO MY JOB.
- OKAY.

CAN WE TALK?
- EMPLOYEE TO BOSS.

FIANCE TO FIANCEE?

DID YOU APOLOGIZE
TO YOUR PARENTS?

APOLOGIZE TO THEM
FOR WHAT?

FOR SAYING THAT THEY SHOULD
LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK.

THEY NEED TO APOLOGIZE
TO US.

I'M NOT BREAKING UP
YOUR FAMILY, PETER.

I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE.
TRUST ME.

SALES AGENT
NEEDED ON THE FLOOR.

AND NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I HAVE AN UP.

WELL, HEY, THERE.

HI. I'M BRANDI.
- RILEY.

RILEY!

UH...LET'S SKIP THE SEDANS.

WE'RE GONNA GO STRAIGHT
TO SPORTS CARS.

- YOU LIKE THIS ONE?
- DOES ANYONE SAY NO?

DON'T EVEN BOTHER
LOOKING AT THE STICKER PRICE,

BECAUSE THIS ONE'S A STEAL.
- WE'LL SEE.

THIS MEETING'S OFFICIALLY
UNOFFICIAL, CORRECT?

ABSOLUTELY.

OH, BOY.
PLEASE TELL ME

WHEN WE LOOK AT
THE DEALERSHIP SECURITY VIDEO,

WE SEE THESE TWO NIMRODS
CHECKING OUT CARS,

PREFERABLY
NOT WITH MY SISTER.

YOU WON'T GET THAT LUCKY.

WE ONLY GOT TIPPED OFF
TO THE TATUPO BROTHERS

FROM AN INFORMANT
WHO USED TO WORK IN THEIR CREW.

ANY WAY YOU COULD UNOFFICIALLY
CONTACT THE INFORMANT FOR US?

I WOULD BE GLAD TO,

BUT I'D HAVE TO BE ABLE
TO COMMUNE WITH THE DEAD.

I BROUGHT
AFTERNOON MUFFINS.

ARE YOU MORE OF A BRAN
OR A BLUEBERRY?

- IS ANYONE BRAN, REALLY?
- OH, I AM.

THEY CLEAN ME RIGHT OUT.

BLUEBERRY FOR ME,
THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

SO...DEPUTY PARMALEE--
- I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT.

LET ME KNOW IF THAT BOTHERS YOU,
BECAUSE I DO THAT A LOT.

BUT THE DEPUTY MARSHAL NETWORK
THRIVES ON GOSSIP,

SO I KNOW YOU'RE HAVING
DIFFICULTIES

FINDING SOMEONE
TO TRAIN FOR WITSEC.

THESE DAYS, SEEMS EVERYONE'S
INTERESTED IN F.I.S.T.

- WELL, THAT'S NOT REALLY--
- AND THE SCUTTLEBUTT.

THAT'S A FUNNY WORD,
SCUTTLEBUTT--

IS YOU'RE HAVING A PROBLEM
FINDING SOMEONE

WHO CAN GET ALONG
WITH MARY SHANNON,

SO--AND I'M NOT GOING
TO TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER--

I WANT TO COME BACK

FOR A SECOND INTERVIEW
WITH YOU AND MARY.

I DON'T SEE THAT HAPPENING.

YOU SEE,
YOU'RE KIND OF SUNNY--

A QUALITY I ADMIRE, BY THE WAY,
BUT MARY IS...LESS SO.

YOU'RE THE CHIEF INSPECTOR
IN THIS OFFICE, RIGHT?

YES. YES, I AM.

THEN YOU'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN.

I NEVER FOR A MOMENT
CONSIDERED APPLYING TO F.I.S.T.

RILEY REALLY HAVE NEW INFO,

OR IS HE ANGLING
FOR A BELGIUM WAFFLE?

SAID HE HAS SOME IDEAS ABOUT
HOW A CAR CREW MIGHT HAVE--

HIS WORDS, NOT MINE--
BOOSTED THE RIDES.

PROBABLY THE WAFFLE.

WHAT?

YOU'RE DOING
THE "NOT SO GOOD NEWS" FACE.

MESSAGE FROM ABIGAIL.
SECURITY VIDEO HAS CONFIRMED

YOUR SISTER WAS THE LAST ONE

OUT OF THE DEALERSHIP
THAT NIGHT.

WHY'S ABIGAIL
TELLING YOU THAT?

'CAUSE I ASKED.

WOW.
STILL WATERS.

DOES THE SECURITY VIDEO SHOW
BRANDI COMMITTING ANY CRIMES?

- NONE.
- SO? COINCIDENCE.

- A LOT OF 'EM.
- STOP MAKING THE FACE.

LOOK, IF BRANDI'S INVOLVED
IT'S BECAUSE SHE WAS

TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF
BY SOME DOUCHE BAG GUY.

IT'S THE BRANDI SHANNON
STORY.

OH, MY LORD.

- WHAT'S UP?
- IT'S AMAZING.

I OWN EXACTLY
THE SAME SUIT.

I THINK
I WAS CRYSTAL CLEAR--

NO, I'M SURE
I WAS CRYSTAL CLEAR.

I ASKED YOU
HOW THOSE CARS WERE STOLEN.

I DIDN'T ASK YOU
TO STEAL A CAR.

NOW I HAVE TO ARREST YOU.
- ARREST ME?

YOU'RE GONNA THANK ME.
- FOR WHAT?

FOR STEALING A $150,000 CAR?
- LOOK, I KNOW YOU TOLD ME

NOT TO GO DOWN
TO THE DEALERSHIP,

BUT I HAD TO FIGURE OUT
HOW THE CAR CREW DID IT.

IT'S A POINT
OF PROFESSIONAL PRIDE.

SO YOU STOLE ONE
FOR YOURSELF.

THIS BLOND SALES CHICK--
SMOKIN' HOT, BY THE WAY--

SHE PRACTICALLY
BEGGED ME TO STEAL THE CAR.

SHE MADE IT SO EASY.

THIS DEALERSHIP
WAS FULL OF SECURITY LEAKS.

I GOT THE IGNITION
AND ENTRY CODE IN 30 SECONDS.

SHE KEPT HER PASSWORD...
ON A POST-IT.

JERSEY GIRL.
OH, AND THIS.

- OLD GUM?
- LEAD PUTTY.

I FOUND IT ON THE GROUND
WHERE THE CARS WERE STOLEN.

THEY PUT THAT
ON THE GPS ANTENNA.

TOTALLY BLOCKS
THE SATELLITE SIGNAL.

SO THE BLOND WAS PROBABLY
THE INSIDE PERSON IN THE CREW?

NO WAY.
TOO DITZY.

RIPPIN' BODY, THOUGH.
SMOKIN' HOT.

- YEAH. NO. YOU SAID.
- I THINK THAT THEY WERE TAKING

THE CARS SOMEPLACE WHERE THEY
WERE WAREHOUSING SNOWPLOWS.

- SNOWPLOWS?
- YEAH.

YOU SEE THE SALT IN THERE?
LOOKS LIKE ROAD SALT.

IT'S NOT ROAD SALT.

COULD POSSIBLY BE...

YOU DIDN'T PUT THE LEAD PUTTY
IN THE CAR YOU TOOK, DID YOU?

- MOVE.
- YOU PROTECT YOUR WITNESS.

- GO, GO, GO!
- I'LL DEAL WITH THE LAW.

CAR'S CLEAR!

THERE'S NO ONE
IN THE CAR, MA'AM.

I'M GONNA
CHECK AROUND BACK.

- HANDS IN THE AIR!
- FREEZE!

STAND DOWN, GENTLEMEN.

SO HAVE YOU TURNED
TO A LIFE OF CRIME?

JUST HELPING CLEAR THE NAME

OF AN INNOCENT
PERSON OF INTEREST.

I'M BEGINNING TO WONDER IF
I'VE PICKED THE RIGHT BOYFRIEND.

BOYFRIEND?
IS IT OFFICIAL NOW?

IT'S BEEN WITNESSED BY THREE
SWORN OFFICERS OF THE LAW.

NOW, DO YOU WANNA TELL ME
WHY YOU STOLE THIS VEHICLE?

SO I COULD SOLVE YOUR CASE.

OF COURSE YOU MINORED
IN GEOLOGY.

WITH ALL THE TIME
YOU TWO SPEND TOGETHER,

HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?

'CAUSE NOBODY KNOWS
WHAT ANYONE MINORED IN.

MARSHALL, WHAT'D I MINOR IN?
- JAGERMEISTER?

- OH. I STAND CORRECTED.
- SALADO MESA

IS BASICALLY
AN EFFACEMENT OF SALTS,

SALADO TRANSLATING ROUGHLY
AS "SALTY."

THE MESA SALT COMPANY
WAS ONE OF THE LARGEST

SALT PRODUCERS IN THE WORLD

UNTIL THE PAKISTANIS BEGAN
DOMINATING THE INDUSTRY.

IF I FALL ASLEEP
AT THE WHEEL, IT'S ON YOU.

I AM, HOWEVER,
VERY INTERESTED.

TO THE NORTH OF THE PROPERTY

IS THE ORIGINAL MESA SALT MINE.

TO THE SOUTH
IS THE LAST MINE BUILT

BEFORE THE FACTORY
CEASED OPERATIONS.

I FIGURED EITHER
WOULD BE AN IDEAL PLACE

TO HIDE A CHOP SHOP.

AND EITHER LOCATION
COULD ACCOUNT FOR THE LARGE,

UNREFINED SALT GRANULES
FOUND IN THE LEAD PUTTY.

I ENJOY YOUR THEORY.

BUT I HAVE SPENT TOO MANY HOURS
IN MY UNMARKED

FOLLOWING DOWN LEADS
THAT GO NOWHERE.

YOU ARE GONNA OWE ME BIG-TIME
FOR TAKING PERSONAL TIME

TO TRACK DOWN THIS LEAD.
- WHAT, EXACTLY,

DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?
- OH, MY GOD, I'M GONNA HURL.

WHAT DID MARY SAY?

- SHE SAID SHE'S GOING TO HURL.
- DON'T HURL, MARY.

I'LL CHECK OUT THE NORTH.
YOU TWO TAKE THE SOUTH.

COPY THAT.

IF THERE WAS A MINE HERE,
IT CAVED IN A LONG TIME AGO.

MAYBE YOU'RE A BETTER MARSHAL
THAN YOU ARE A DETECTIVE.

ARE YOU SAYING
I SHOULDN'T QUIT MY DAY JOB?

IF YOU TWO ARE DONE YAPPING,

I THINK WE FOUND
AN ENTRANCE TO THE MINE HERE.

WE'VE GOT SOME TIRE TRACKS.

COULD BE OFF-ROADERS OR--

MARSHALL?

MAYBE NOT.

TAKING FIRE!
CALL FOR BACKUP!

SHOTS FIRED
OFF SALADO MESA ROAD.

MILE MARKER 39.

- THOSE GUYS ARE HUGE.
- THAT GUN IS HUGE.

MAKE SURE
YOU SAVE ONE BULLET.

- FOR WHAT?
- SO YOU CAN KILL MY SISTER.

IT'D BE WEIRD
FOR ME TO DO IT.

SHE HAD NOTHING TO DO
WITH THE TATUPO BROTHERS.

THE ONLY TIME PEOPLE SHOOT
AT ME IS BECAUSE OF BRANDI.

YOU GAVE RILEY MY SUIT
FROM THE OPERATION SUITCASE.

HOW IS THAT PERTINENT
AT THIS MOMENT?

JUST IN CASE WE...I WANTED
YOU TO KNOW THAT I KNEW.

AAH!

- OKAY! OUT OF THE CAR!
- U.S. MARSHALS!

U.S. MARSHAL!
PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

- THROUGH THE SUNROOF!
- PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

THROUGH THE SUNROOF!

HANDS UP!

CHAFFEE, YOU ALL RIGHT?
- THEY GOT ME.

OH, GOD!

LOOK, I...

GUESS I WAS
KIND OF A DOUCHE

DOWN AT THE STATION,

SO...YOU KNOW.

DON'T DIE OR ANYTHING.

YOU WERE VERY DOUCHEY,
MARY.

BUT I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.

I DIDN'T...
APOLOGIZE.

WHAT?

AHEM.

MARY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WELL...

I WANT YOU OFF MY SOFA.

MY FATHER'S BASIC THEORY--

YOU LOOK LOVELY,
BY THE WAY--

IS THAT EVERYONE'S
OUT TO SCREW YOU.

I DON'T WANNA LIVE
MY LIFE LIKE THAT.

BUT I STILL APOLOGIZED
TO HIM.

UH...I'M CONFUSED.

WHY?

BRANDI THOUGHT IT WAS
IMPORTANT.

PETER, NO.

I DON'T WANT YOUR PARENTS
TO THINK I MARRIED YOU

FOR THE MONEY.

SORRY.
CONFUSED AGAIN.

YOU SAID IF YOU SIGNED THAT,

IT WOULD CONFIRM
YOU'RE THE PERSON

HIS PARENTS THOUGHT YOU WERE
OR SOME...CRAP LIKE THAT.

I DECIDED
TO CHANGE THEIR MINDS.

LONG-TERM THINKING.

AND WORST-CASE SCENARIO--

YOU GET THE COOL MIL.
- IGNORING HER.

SO AM I.

I JUST WANT OUR KIDS
TO KNOW THEIR GRANDPARENTS.

YOU KNOW, NOW THAT
WE'RE A FAMILY AGAIN,

I THINK I WANT
MY MUSTANG BACK.

JUST CURIOUS.

WHO'D YOU TELL PETER
THE FINDER'S FEE WAS FOR?

HE DIDN'T ASK.
SAP.

HE'S A GOOD MAN.

IF YOU LIKE POLITE,
STABLE RICH GUYS.

WHICH WE KNOW
IS NOT YOUR TYPE.

PLEASE TELL ME WE HAVEN'T

SEDUCED HIM BACK
INTO A LIFE OF CRIME.

IF YOU'RE SHOWING OFF AGAIN,
SO HELP ME--

PLEASE CHILL.

I GOT A BETTER JOB.

THANK YOU.

I'LL SEE YOU SOON, RILEY.

YES, YOU WILL.

WELL...GUESS THOSE PILLS
REALLY WORKED, HUH?

NEVER HAD TO TAKE 'EM.

YOU ASKED ME TO CONSULT,
GAVE ME THE CHEAP SUIT,

GOT ME THE TEST DRIVE
WITH THE SMOKIN' HOT SALESWOMAN,

AND NOW I'M BACK
IN THE HIGH-END RIDES.

YOU'RE MY HAPPY PILL,
MARY.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
YOU HEAR THAT?

THAT SUIT HAPPENS TO HAVE BEEN
A BESPOKE WOOL GABARDINE.

OKAY. COME ON.

OKAY. EXCUSE ME
A MOMENT, PLEASE.

YOU TWO THINK I DON'T HAVE
STROKE WITH APD?

THAT I WOULDN'T FIND OUT

ABOUT AN OFFICER-INVOLVED
SHOOTING

THAT INCLUDED
TWO U.S. MARSHALS?

- OKAY, LOOK--
- I ORDERED YOU TO CHECK IN.

WHAT HAPPENED TO CHURCH
AND STATE, MARY, HMM?

STAN, WE WERE TAKING
A STAB IN THE DARK.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
DON'T SPEAK.

- STAN--
- NO, SHHZZ!

YOU'RE NOT SPEAKING.

WE'RE AT THE DAWN OF A NEW ERA,
MARY, WHERE MY WORD IS LAW.

IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?

IS IT?

YOU TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK.

THE TIME FOR BEING
CHILDISH HAS PASSED.

SO...AS THE FIRST EDICT
OF THE NEW ERA,

OUR NEWLY PROMOTED
DEPUTY MARSHAL FOR WITSEC--

MISS DELIA PARMALEE.

REALLY?

I KNOW SOMETHING THAT WILL
TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN.

MORNING MUFFINS.

STAN, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

OH, THINKING OF MAKING SOME
TYPE OF TWISTED JOKE, MARY?

- COME ON.
- HMM? IT SO HAPPENS

THAT DEPUTY PARMALEE
GRADUATED FIRST IN HER CLASS.

FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT
TRAINING CENTER.

THAT'S SOMETHING
NO ONE HERE BUT MARSHAL

CAN LAY CLAIM TO.
- THESE ARE DELICIOUS.

THANK YOU. THEY'RE CAPPUCCINO
WITH ESPRESSO CREAM FROSTING.

- COME ON, STAN.
- NEW REGIME, MARY.

"WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE
BUT KNOW NOT WHAT WE MAY BE."

DON'T TALK LIKE THAT.
WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

YOUR MOM IS WELL-ENSCONCED
TEACHING BALLET,

YOUR SISTER'S ENGAGED.

AND, DESPITE YOUR UNDERLYING
BELIEF IN HER GUILT,

IT TURNED OUT SHE WAS FREE OF
ANY COMPLICITY IN THE CAR THEFT.

MY QUESTION IS...

WHAT DOES THE PROTECTIVE
LIONESS DO

WITHOUT ANYONE TO PROTECT?

THE HARDEST DEAL
TO MAKE OF ALL

IS THE ONE-SIDED DEAL
WE MAKE WITH OURSELVES.

"I WON'T DRINK."
"I WON'T STEAL ANOTHER CAR."

"I WON'T MISS THIS CHANCE
AT LOVE."

WHEN THOSE DEALS GO SOUTH,

WE HAVE ONLY OURSELVES
TO BLAME.

AND OUR LAST REMAINING
LEVERAGE

IS OUR WILL TO CHANGE

AND OUR PRAYER
THAT CHANGE IS POSSIBLE.

THE AMERICAN
DENTAL ASSOCIATION

IS HAVING THEIR CONVENTION
IN ALBUQUERQUE THIS WEEK

WITH DR. CHILLERTON
SPONSORING A HOT AIR BALLOON

TO COMMEMORATE
THE FESTIVITIES.

THE FLYING MOLAR
WAS LAST SEEN OVER--

IDIOT.

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