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SINCE 1970, THE FEDERAL
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM
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HAS RELOCATED
THOUSANDS OF WITNESSES,
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SOME CRIMINAL, SOME NOT,
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TO NEIGHBORHOODS
ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
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EVERY ONE OF THOSE INDIVIDUALS
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SHARES A UNIQUE ATTRIBUTE,
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DISTINGUISHING THEM
FROM THE REST
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OF THE GENERAL POPULATION.
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AND THAT IS...
SOMEBODY WANTS THEM DEAD.
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♪ YOU'RE A NO GOOD
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♪ HEART BREAKER
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♪ YOU'RE A LIAR
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♪ AND YOU'RE A CHEAT
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SO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS?
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YOU'LL HAVE TO LOOK AND SEE.
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OH, MY.
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KEEP GOING.
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THERE'S MORE.
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♪ THAT YOU AIN'T NO GOOD
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♪ OH, OH
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♪ BUT THEY DON'T KNOW
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♪ THAT I'D LEAVE YOU
IF I COULD ♪
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WE SHOULD BE PARTNERS.
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I HAVE ENOUGH PARTNERS.
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I DON'T THINK YOUR PARTNER
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WOULD BE HAPPY WITH ME
RAIDING HER HEN HOUSE.
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♪ I AIN'T NEVER
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♪ I AIN'T NEVER
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♪ OH, NO
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♪ LOVED A MAN
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♪ THE WAY THAT I
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♪ I LOVE YOU
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♪ SOME TIME AGO I THOUGHT...
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WHO ARE YOUR PARTNERS?
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WHY HAVEN'T I EVER SEEN THEM?
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♪ BUT I WAS SO WRONG
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♪ YOU GOT ONE
THAT YOU'LL NEVER LOSE ♪
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MM.
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♪ THE WAY YOU TREAT ME
IS A SHAME ♪
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♪ HOW COULD
YOU HURT ME SO BAD ♪
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♪ BABY YOU KNOW
THAT I'M THE BEST THING ♪
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♪ THAT YOU EVER HAD
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♪ KISS ME ONCE AGAIN
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♪ DON'T YOU NEVER, NEVER
SAY THAT WE'RE THROUGH ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I AIN'T NEVER
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♪ NEVER
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♪ NEVER
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♪ NO, NO
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♪ LOVED A MAN
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♪ THE WAY THAT I
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♪ I LOVE YOU
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♪ I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT
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♪ AND I CAN'T EAT A BITE
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♪ I GUESS I'LL NEVER BE FREE
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♪ SINCE YOU GOT
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♪ YOUR HOOKS IN ME
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WASHINGTON, DC.
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SECRET SERVICE.
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♪ OH YEAH
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♪ I AIN'T NEVER LOVED A MAN
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♪ I AIN'T NEVER LOVED A MAN
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♪ AIN'T NEVER LOVED A MAN
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♪ WHO HURT ME SO BAD
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HEY, STAN.
IT'S MARSHALL AGAIN.
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UH, OKAY. WELL, CALL US.
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WE'RE GETTING A LITTLE BIT--
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WORRIED.
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OH.
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I WON'T BE BAITED
INTO THIS CONVERSATION.
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BAITING? I'M AMUSING.
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THE VERB.
NOT THE ADJECTIVE.
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THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP.
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EITHER WAY,
I'M NOT GIVING YOU THE NAME
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OF THE FIRST GIRL
I HAD SEX WITH.
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WHY?
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IS IT
BECAUSE YOU'RE A VIRGIN?
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NO, BECAUSE
YOU'LL TRACK HER DOWN,
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CALL HER UP, AND MAKE HER
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT.
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SO? I TOLD YOU MINE.
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NEIL ARMSTRONG
WAS NOT YOUR FIRST.
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TECHNICALLY, NO,
BUT WHO CAN EVER REMEMBER
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THAT OTHER GUY'S NAME?
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DO YOU EVEN CARE
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THAT STAN
IS TWO HOURS LATE FOR WORK
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AND UNREACHABLE?
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OF COURSE I CARE.
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THIS IS HOW I COPE.
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COME ON.
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YOU KNOW I WON'T STOP
UNTIL I GET WHAT I WANT.
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OH, GOD. FINE.
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KATINKA MAGNUSDOTTIR.
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TENTH GRADE FOREIGN EXCHANGE
STUDENT FROM ICELAND.
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KATINKA?
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EXCELLENT.
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TELL HER I SAID HI.
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HOW DO YOU SPELL
"MAGNUSDOTTIR"?
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THE USUAL WAY.
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JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH.
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THERE'S, LIKE,
A THOUSAND K. MAGNUSDOTTIRS.
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I SWEAR TO GOD,
IF THAT'S NOT HER REAL NAME...
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WE'LL THEN BRIEF YOU
ON ALL WITSEC POLICIES, OKAY?
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THIS WAY HERE.
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THANKS, GUYS.
I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
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MORNING, PEOPLE.
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- MORNING.
- MORNING.
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I THINK I MADE
A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
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I SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED
THE SECRET SERVICE.
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I WANT TO GO BACK.
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IT'S OKAY. COME ON.
STEP INSIDE HERE.
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GOD.
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
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I SHOULD HAVE KILLED MYSELF.
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TRY TO RELAX.
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- HEY.
- KEEP GOING.
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WHO IS SHE
AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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AND SINCE WHEN
DO YOU ESCORT WITNESSES?
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IF SHE EVEN IS A WITNESS.
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IS SHE A WITNESS?
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I'M SORRY.
WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
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FINE. DON'T TELL US.
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WE DON'T CARE.
DO WE, MARSHALL?
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ACTUALLY,
I CARE A LITTLE.
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OKAY,
YOU BROUGHT IT OUT OF ME.
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SO LAST NIGHT
I GET A CALL FROM HQ
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SAYING THERE'S A PRIVATE JET
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WAITING AT THE AIRPORT.
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NEXT THING I KNOW I'M FLYING
TO A SECRET LOCATION
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TO PICK UP...
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AND WHY DOES SHE RAID
ALL THE TINKER TAILOR?
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SHE'S A COUNTERFEITER
EXTRAORDINAIRE
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NAMED HELEN TRASK,
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WHO'S BEEN PRINTING
TECHNICALLY PERFECT $100 BILLS.
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THAT IS RIGHT UP
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UNTIL SHE WALKED IN
ON HER GIRLFRIEND IN FLAGRANTE
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WITH ONE OF HER NORTH KOREAN
BUSINESS PARTNERS.
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IN RESPONSE TO IT,
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SHE TURNS HERSELF
AND THE NORTH KOREAN
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OVER TO THE SECRET SERVICE.
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SHE WAS IN BUSINESS
WITH NORTH KOREANS?
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SO SAY
THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT,
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WHO CLAIM
TO HAVE PROOF POSITIVE.
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YEAH, WHERE HAVE WE HEARD
THAT BEFORE?
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HOWEVER THE SECOND
THE GUY WAS IN CUSTODY,
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HE FLASHED
DIPLOMATIC CREDENTIALS.
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THE STATE DEPARTMENT SWOOPED IN
AND SENT HIM PACKING
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TO PYONG YANG,
OR SO THEY SAY.
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NORTH KOREA CLAIMS
NO SUCH PERSON EXISTS,
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NOR ANY INVOLVEMENT
IN COUNTERFEITING.
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WELL, OF COURSE
THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE GONNA SAY.
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YES, EXCEPT
A WASHINGTON NEWSPAPER
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INVESTIGATED THE WHOLE AFFAIR,
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AND CAME TO THE CONCLUSION
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THE CIA WAS MORE LIKELY
PRODUCING THE FAKES
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TO SUBSIDIZE COVERT OPS
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UNDER THE RADAR
OF CONGRESSIONAL OVERSIGHT.
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SO THE SECRET SERVICE
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BROKE UP A CIA
COUNTERFEITING RING?
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MAYBE.
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LET ME GUESS.
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THE CIA ALSO CLAIMS
NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE MATTER?
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NATURALLY.
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AND TO MAKE THINGS
EVEN MORE INTERESTING,
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HELEN THOUGHT HER PARTNER,
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THE GUY SHE CAUGHT SCHTUPPING
HER GIRLFRIEND
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WAS A CHINESE GANGSTER.
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SO WE'RE HIDING OUR WITNESS
FROM THE CIA?
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OR NORTH KOREA,
OR THE CHINESE MOB,
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OR WHO KNOWS.
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IN ANY CASE,
THE FBI AND INTERPOL
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BOTH REPORTED INTERNET CHATTER
AMONG TERRORIST GROUPS
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ABOUT AN EIGHT-FIGURE BOUNTY
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FOR THE WHEREABOUTS
OF LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE.
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WHAT ABOUT THE GIRLFRIEND?
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IT'S A WOMAN HELEN MET
IN PRISON NAMED ANH LI.
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SECRET SERVICE INVESTIGATED
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AND DETERMINED SHE HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH THE COUNTERFEITING.
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SHE WAS RELEASED
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SHORTLY AFTER HELEN
ENTERED THE PROGRAM.
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IT'S ALL YOURS.
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I GOT A MEETING.
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GOOD LUCK.
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CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.
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I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU GOT
A NUMBER TO CALL
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ABOUT THAT BOUNTY.
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OH, MAN.
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MAN.
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SORRY.
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WE'RE NORMALLY MORE
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UP TO SPEED ON THESE THINGS,
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BUT YOU SORT OF
DROPPED IN UNEXPECTED.
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OH, MY...
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HOLY...
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I KNOW.
I MEAN, LOOK AT HER.
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I MUST BE INSANE.
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SHE IS RIDICULOUSLY HOT.
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PLEASE,
I--I WANT TO DEAL WITH HER.
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I--SO WHAT IF SHE WANTS TO BE
WITH A MAN EVERY NOW AND THEN.
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I MEAN, WHO--WHO AM I
TO JUDGE HER FOR THAT?
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I MEAN, SURELY--
SURELY YOU UNDERSTAND.
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WHAT? NO. I DON'T.
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WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
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WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT?
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CAN'T YOU JUST BRING HER HERE?
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PLEASE?
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I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HER.
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AND YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH HER.
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THERE IS A $10 MILLION
BOUNTY OUT ON YOU,
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AND YOU CAN BE CERTAIN THAT
ANY ATTEMPT TO CONTACT ANH LI
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OR ANYONE ELSE FROM YOUR PAST
WILL GET YOU DEAD.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
- I DON'T CARE.
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WITHOUT HER, I HAVE NOTHING.
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I'M NOTHING.
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AYE-YI-YI.
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LOOK, HELEN, NO ONE
IS GONNA ARGUE YOUR POINT.
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YOUR ANH LI IS SMOKING HOT,
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BUT THE WOMAN
IS A MULTIPLE FELON.
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AGGRAVATED ASSAULT.
MANSLAUGHTER. ARMED ROBBERY.
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SHE'S CLINICALLY DIAGNOSED
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WITH AN ANTI-SOCIAL
PERSONALITY DISORDER,
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AND YOU CAUGHT HER SCREWING
YOUR BUSINESS PARTNER.
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TECHNICALLY,
SHE WASN'T SCREWING.
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SHE IS A CHEATING, LYING,
VIOLENT, ANTI-SOCIAL SOCIOPATH.
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IS THAT REALLY
THE KIND OF PERSON
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YOU WANT TO HANG
YOUR FUTURE ON?
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I COULD DO WORSE.
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OKAY.
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JESUS, RAPH.
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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M SORRY.
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JUST LOOKED SO PRETTY
ON YOUR HAND.
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ONLY THING THAT'S PRETTY
ON THESE HANDS
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ARE OVEN MITTS.
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WHY ARE YOU DRESSED ALREADY?
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IT'S MOVING DAY, REMEMBER?
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OH, GOD.
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YOU SURE THIS
IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?
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YOU ME, BRANDI, AND JINX?
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IT'LL BE FUN.
YOU'LL SEE.
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SO WHO ARE YOU HIDING TODAY?
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SOME MAFIA HIT MAN?
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PLEASE. DON'T DO THAT.
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WHAT DID I DO?
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ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT MY JOB.
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IT WAS A JOKE.
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YOU CAN'T MAKE JOKES.
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00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:19,994
PLEASE, RAPH,
246
00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:22,039
I TOLD YOU WHAT I DO
SO YOU UNDERSTAND
247
00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:24,781
WHY I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT.
248
00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:27,436
I'M SURE
THAT MAKES SENSE TO YOU.
249
00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:31,745
IS IT OKAY IF I TAKE
A DRAWER AND THE DRESSER?
250
00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:32,833
YEAH.
251
00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:33,921
TAKE IT BACK TO YOUR PLACE.
252
00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:35,357
HA. HA, HA.
253
00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,489
THAT WOULD BE FUNNY
IF I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING.
254
00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:39,404
SORRY.
255
00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:41,842
JUST A LOT OF CHANGE
ALL AT ONCE.
256
00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,147
YEAH.
257
00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:44,148
I APPRECIATE HOW HARD
258
00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:47,325
YOU'RE TRYING
TO DEAL WITH IT.
259
00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:48,936
I DO.
260
00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:00,295
- OH, HI.
- HI, IS MARY HERE?
261
00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:03,211
MARY, YOU GOT COMPANY.
262
00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:06,040
CHICO. COME ON.
MOVE YOUR ASS.
263
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,259
HEY. WHY ARE YOU DRESSED
LIKE BOB THE BUILDER?
264
00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:10,392
IT'S MOVING DAY.
I'M HELPING CHICO.
265
00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:12,742
MM.
266
00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:14,570
DERSHOWITZ,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
267
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,658
HELLO TO YOU TOO.
268
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:17,878
AW, JEEZ.
YOU MUST WANT SOMETHING.
269
00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:18,879
YOU ARE SO MISTRUSTING.
270
00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:19,923
I BROUGHT YOU COFFEE.
271
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,185
MM-HMM.
272
00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:23,666
SO I SEE YOU DECIDED
TO KEEP THE FBI REMODEL.
273
00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,494
THANKS FOR THE COFFEE,
274
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:26,669
BUT I GOT TO GET TO WORK,
275
00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:28,453
SO UNLESS
THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE?
276
00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:29,890
WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT,
277
00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:31,587
A SET OF PRINTS THAT WE LIFTED
FROM A MURDER SCENE
278
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,588
GOT KICKED BACK FROM AFIS
279
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,937
AS AN OFFICIAL NO REPLY.
280
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:35,547
THANK GOD.
I WAS AFRAID YOU CAME HERE
281
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:36,810
JUST TO BRING ME COFFEE.
282
00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:38,638
SO YOUNG, AND YET
SO TRAGICALLY CYNICAL.
283
00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:39,726
YEAH, YEAH.
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT?
284
00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:40,727
WELL, IT OCCURRED TO ME
285
00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,293
MAYBE YOU COULD RUN THE PRINTS,
286
00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:43,773
SEE IF THEY BELONG
TO ANY OF YOUR PEOPLE.
287
00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,906
MAYBE THEY BELONG TO SOMEONE
WHO'S NOT IN THE SYSTEM.
288
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:47,298
IN THAT CASE,
AFIS WOULD HAVE SAID,
289
00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:48,299
"NOT IN THE SYSTEM."
290
00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:49,431
AN OFFICIAL NO REPLY MEANS
291
00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:50,780
INFO ABOUT THIS PERSON
HAS BEEN BLOCKED
292
00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,477
FROM BLUE-COLLAR LAW MEN
SUCH AS MYSELF.
293
00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:53,696
POOR YOU.
294
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,132
SO YOU'LL CHECK IT OUT,
GET BACK TO ME?
295
00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,394
YEAH, FINE.
WHEN I GET TO WORK.
296
00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:57,700
MUCH APPRECIATED.
297
00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,528
HEY, HOW DO YOU KNOW
HOW I LIKE MY COFFEE?
298
00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:00,529
I'M A DETECTIVE.
299
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,183
IT'S MY JOB TO KNOW THINGS.
300
00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:05,708
WALKING A FINE LINE BETWEEN
CUTE AND CREEPY, DETECTIVE.
301
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:06,927
CIAO, MAMACITA.
302
00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,363
SEE YOU, DERSHOWITZ.
303
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:11,845
CAN'T EVEN SAY GOOD-BYE
LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.
304
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,068
YEAH, WHAT'S UP?
305
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:19,679
YOU KNOW YOUR WITNESS
HELEN TRAYLEN,
306
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,158
THE COUNTERFEITER?
307
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:22,551
LET ME GUESS.
308
00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:23,944
HER PRINTS SHOWED UP
AT A MURDER SCENE.
309
00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,206
YEAH, HOW'D YOU KNOW?
310
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,686
I'M A WITSEC INSPECTOR.
311
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:29,689
IT'S MY JOB TO KNOW THINGS.
312
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:37,000
ACCORDING
TO THE DIRECTOR'S OFFICE,
313
00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:39,046
THE THREAT TO HELEN
REMAINS UNABATED,
314
00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,525
ALONG WITH
THE EIGHT-FIGURE BOUNTY.
315
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:42,049
OF COURSE, AT THIS POINT,
316
00:11:42,092 --> 00:11:44,486
THE THREAT AND THE BOUNTY
ARE A BIT LIKE COOK'S TREASURE,
317
00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:45,574
SINCE NO ONE CAN PIN DOWN
318
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:47,750
EXACTLY FROM WHENCE
THEY ORIGINATE.
319
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:51,536
"FROM WHENCE"?
320
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:52,537
THIS NEEDS ANOTHER COAT.
321
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:54,104
OH, OKAY.
322
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:56,759
I'LL RECONNOITER
WHILST YOU INTERROGATE.
323
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,195
WHENCE? WHILST?
324
00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,501
WHAT THE HELL
HAVE YOU BEEN READING?
325
00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:02,591
HOW TO SPEAK
LIKE AN ELIZABETHAN.
326
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:12,557
THAT'S GOOD.
327
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,516
HEY, STRANGER.
328
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,083
MARY, HI.
329
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,388
WH--WHAT BRINGS YOU?
330
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:20,000
YOU KNOW, JUST--
JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
331
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,001
HOW'S IT GOING?
332
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:22,002
IT'S GREAT.
333
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,351
EVERYTHING'S GREAT.
334
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,396
GOOD.
335
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,572
LISTEN, SWEETIE,
WE'RE ALL DONE HERE.
336
00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:32,055
I'M GONNA GO OVER THERE
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, OKAY?
337
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:34,797
SO YOU WERE JUST IN THE
NEIGHBORHOOD AND DROPPED BY?
338
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:35,885
- YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
- YEAH?
339
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:37,408
- HADN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE.
- YEAH.
340
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:38,496
JUST CHECKING IN.
341
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,498
HOW'S THE NEW JOB?
THE NEW LIFE?
342
00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:42,544
ANYTHING NEW TO REPORT?
343
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:43,675
LIKE WHY YOUR FINGERPRINTS
344
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,025
SHOWED UP
AT THE SCENE OF A MURDER?
345
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,722
WHAT?
346
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,506
WHERE?
WHO--WHO GOT KILLED?
347
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:52,249
A WOMAN
NAMED CAROLYN STRAUB.
348
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:54,338
OH--OH, NO.
349
00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:55,818
NO! NO.
350
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,647
TAKE IT YOU KNEW HER.
351
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:01,041
TAKE A MINUTE
TO COMPOSE YOURSELF,
352
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,129
AND THEN YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN
353
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,696
WHY YOUR PRINTS
WERE IN HER HOUSE.
354
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:09,484
OH.
355
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:13,531
I WAS--WAS THERE
NIGHT BEFORE LAST.
356
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:20,060
AND WE, UH, WE ATE SOMETHING,
WATCHED TV AND...
357
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:23,759
I LEFT ABOUT 9:30.
358
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,717
YOU CAN ASK
HER DAUGHTER MAGGIE.
359
00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:26,718
OH, MY GOD.
360
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,720
POOR MAGGIE.
361
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,505
HOW DID YOU KNOW HER?
362
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:34,857
SHE CAME IN HERE
ONE DAY WITH MAGGIE.
363
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:39,340
WE JUST TALKED, AND THEN--
AND--AND WE CONNECTED.
364
00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:42,343
AS IN CONNECTED?
365
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:45,868
JUST CONNECTED LIKE FRIENDS.
JUST GOOD FRIENDS.
366
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:50,917
CAROLYN WAS GOING THROUGH
A REALLY HARD TIME IN HER LIFE.
367
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:54,616
ONE OF THOSE LATE-LIFE,
CAN'T-KEEP-IT-BOTTLED-UP-ANYMORE
368
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:55,878
KIND OF THINGS,
369
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:59,795
AND I UNDERSTOOD
WHAT SHE WAS GOING THROUGH.
370
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,362
WHEN WAS THIS?
371
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:06,323
UM...
ABOUT FOUR MONTHS AGO.
372
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,891
OKAY.
373
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:09,892
HOW DID SHE--
374
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:13,983
SOMEONE FRACTURED HER SKULL.
375
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,724
WHICH BRINGS ME
TO WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT
376
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:20,642
BETWEEN 11:00 AND 1:00?
377
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:22,774
PAGODA.
IT'S A BAR.
378
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:23,775
UP...
379
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:25,081
I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
380
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,909
OH.
381
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,780
WAS CAROLYN THERE TOO?
382
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:33,481
YEAH, FOR A WHILE.
383
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:36,919
SHE LEFT EARLY.
384
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,878
ALL RIGHT.
385
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:42,142
ALL RIGHT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
386
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,273
LISTEN TO ME.
387
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,927
CAN YOU THINK OF ANYTHING
OR ANYONE
388
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:45,928
WHO MIGHT HELP US FIND
389
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,408
WHO KILLED YOUR FRIEND?
390
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,932
WELL, CAROLYN'S EX, ALEX.
391
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:55,372
SHE CAME OUT A FEW MONTHS
EARLIER AND LEFT HIM,
392
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:58,375
AND HE WAS REALLY PISSED
ABOUT IT.
393
00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:02,423
IMAGINE THAT.
394
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:03,815
OKAY.
395
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,078
OKAY, FOR THE TIME BEING,
396
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:07,384
JUST STICK
TO YOUR NORMAL ROUTINE.
397
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,646
I'LL DO MY BEST
398
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,518
TO KEEP YOU OUT
OF THE POLICE INVESTIGATION.
399
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:13,173
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
400
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,392
OKAY.
401
00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:17,873
HEY, SPECIAL ED,
LET'S GO.
402
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,745
,
S'IL VOUS PLAIT.
403
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:25,359
VERY WELL, GOOD FELLOW.
404
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,930
SO?
405
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,540
SHE WAS FRIENDS WITH THE VIC.
406
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,845
SEEMED PRETTY SHAKEN UP
BY THE NEWS.
407
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,238
HAS AN ALIBI
FOR THE TIME OF DEATH.
408
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,631
CAN WE CHECK THE ALIBI?
409
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:37,980
IT'S A LITTLE EARLY
FOR PAGODA.
410
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,112
LET'S HAVE BREAKFAST FIRST.
411
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,113
- PAGODA?
- YEAH, IT'S A--
412
00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:44,552
I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
413
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:47,990
I'LL HAVE THE OATMEAL
WITH SKIM, SLICED BANANA,
414
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:52,125
AND DO YOU HAVE CRAISINS?
415
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:54,518
NO.
416
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:55,606
WHAT'S WITH THE ATTITUDE?
417
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:56,868
IS THAT
HOW YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW
418
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:58,348
YOU'RE WAY COOLER
THAN SERVING BREAKFAST
419
00:15:58,392 --> 00:15:59,741
IN A CRAPPY CAFE
MAKES YOU SEEM?
420
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:00,742
I MEAN--PSSH.
421
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:03,571
REGULAR RAISINS WILL BE FINE.
422
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:07,096
HOW'S THE HOBO PLATTER?
GOOD?
423
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:11,187
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S DO THE HOBO.
424
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:13,146
OH, AND IF IT'S NOT
TOO MUCH TROUBLE,
425
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:16,584
TRY KEEPING THE SPITTING
IN MY FOOD DOWN TO A MINIMUM.
426
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:19,717
COME ON.
YOU KNOW THEY DO.
427
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:22,851
WHAT?
428
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:24,461
GOD.
429
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:27,334
WHY IS THERE A TAN LINE
ON YOUR FINGER?
430
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,335
WHAT?
431
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:29,901
WHERE?
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
432
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,294
CRAZY.
433
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,295
RIGHT THERE.
434
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:33,601
FOURTH FINGER.
435
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,124
LEFT HAND.
436
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:37,474
LIKE FROM A RING.
437
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:38,475
BUT YOU DON'T WEAR A RING.
438
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:39,868
LET GO.
439
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:45,830
FINE. IT'S FROM A RING.
440
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,397
AN ENGAGEMENT RING.
441
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:50,052
RAPH AND I ARE ENGAGED.
442
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,536
THERE. I SAID IT.
YOU HAPPY?
443
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,586
ARE YOU?
444
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:09,680
YEAH, OF COURSE I'M HAPPY.
445
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:10,812
WHY WOULDN'T I BE?
446
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:13,815
BECAUSE
YOU ALMOST NEVER ARE.
447
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:19,386
SO HOW COME
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?
448
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:24,608
BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE
A MOMENT LIKE THIS?
449
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:28,482
MAKES SENSE.
450
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:31,398
PUT IT ON.
LET ME SEE.
451
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:36,446
NO WAY.
452
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,274
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
453
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:39,667
YEAH.
454
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:54,682
SO AREN'T YOU
GONNA CONGRATULATE ME?
455
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:11,351
CONGRATULATIONS.
456
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,135
THANKS.
457
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:20,838
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
458
00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,971
WE'LL GET IT OFF
WHEN WE GET TO THE OFFICE.
459
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,929
- I'M RINGO.
- WHAT?
460
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,496
THE BEATLES' MOVIE HELP--
461
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,890
RINGO GETS A RING
STUCK ON HIS FINGER.
462
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:32,372
HOW DID I BECOME RINGO?
463
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,417
SON OF A BITCH.
464
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,995
GOODNESS GRACIOUS.
465
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,649
HAS MY MYSTERY FINGERPRINT
466
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:51,042
SUMMONED GOD'S OWN
CRIME-FIGHTING ANGELS?
467
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,261
HOW WE HAVEN'T HOOKED UP
468
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:54,350
IS ONE OF THE GREAT MYSTERIES
OF OUR TIME.
469
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:55,786
YEAH, RIGHT?
470
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:56,787
I ASSUME BY YOUR PRESENCE,
471
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,354
HELEN'S ONE OF YOURS.
472
00:18:58,398 --> 00:18:59,790
WELL, IF SHE WERE,
473
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,402
I WOULDN'T BE OVERJOYED
BY THE PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT.
474
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,273
I KNOW THE PRINTS
DIDN'T BRING YOU HERE.
475
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:05,666
- NO.
- SO HOW DID YOU--
476
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,320
DEAD LADY'S EX
SAID I SHOULD TALK TO HER.
477
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:08,843
SAID THAT SHE EXERTED
AN UNDO INFLUENCE
478
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,453
ON HIS LATE WIFE.
479
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:11,585
YOU SURE THE HUSBAND
480
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,282
ISN'T JUST AN EX
WITH AN AXE TO GRIND?
481
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:14,370
OH, HE'S DEFINITELY
GOT AN AXE.
482
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:15,589
EIGHT YEARS INTO THE MARRIAGE
483
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:16,807
WIFE DECIDES SHE'S GAY,
484
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:18,331
MOVES OUT,
TAKING THEIR DAUGHTER WITH HER.
485
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,333
I COULD SEE WHERE THAT
MIGHT CAUSE SOME FRICTION.
486
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,378
HE SAYS TRAYLEN "INSTIGATED"--
487
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:25,251
HIS WORD--
HER LESBIAN METAMORPHOSIS,
488
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:26,991
DRIVING A WEDGE BETWEEN THEM,
489
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:29,994
AND SHORT-CIRCUITING ANY HOPE
OF A AMICABLE DISILLUSION.
490
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:34,390
THE OLD SAPPHIC FLY
IN THE CONNUBIAL OINTMENT.
491
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:37,698
THAT CAME OUT A LOT DIRTIER
THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD.
492
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,526
SO CAN I SEE
IF SHE ANSWERED ALL QUESTIONS
493
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:40,570
TO YOUR SATISFACTION?
494
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:41,702
UH-HUH.
495
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,269
CAN I ASSUME
THAT SHE'LL BE AVAILABLE
496
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:44,270
FOR FURTHER QUESTIONING?
497
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,272
JUST LET US KNOW.
498
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:49,797
GOOD.
499
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,581
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.
500
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,061
WILL ALL THESE BOXES,
501
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:55,672
I WAS WORRIED THAT MAGAZINE
WOULDN'T GET READ TODAY.
502
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:58,197
I HELPED YOU AT YOUR PLACE
ALL MORNING.
503
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,676
I'M TAKING A BREAK NOW.
504
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:04,899
YOU DRANK COFFEE
AND READ MY MAGAZINES.
505
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,944
I WAS HELPING YOU DECIDE
WHAT TO KEEP
506
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:08,859
AND WHAT TO GET RID OF.
507
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,562
SO I GUESS
WE'RE ROOMMATES NOW.
508
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:19,305
NO.
WE'RE ABOUT TO BE FAMILY.
509
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:20,436
AW.
510
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,264
AM I THE LITTLE SISTER
YOU NEVER HAD?
511
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,092
I HAVE THREE SISTERS.
512
00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,093
ALL LITTLE.
513
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,137
HMM.
514
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:28,357
SO ARE YOU
FREAKING OUT A LITTLE
515
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:30,011
ABOUT US LIVING
UNDER THE SAME ROOF?
516
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,273
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
517
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:32,448
WHY WOULD I BE FREAKING?
518
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,711
BECAUSE WE KIND OF HAD A PAST,
519
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:36,278
AND WE ALMOST HAD A THING,
520
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,149
AND NOW WE'RE GONNA BE
LIVING UNDER THE SAME ROOF,
521
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:39,760
AND I'LL ADMIT
THAT THAT'S A LITTLE WEIRD,
522
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,763
BUT I'M WITH PETER
AND YOU'RE WITH MARY,
523
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,243
AND IT DOESN'T
HAVE TO BE A BIG DEAL.
524
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:47,246
SO LET'S JUST TALK IT OUT,
GET OVER IT,
525
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:50,249
AND GET ON WITH OUR LIVES.
526
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:51,641
OKAY.
527
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,339
LET'S TALK.
528
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:13,359
WE DON'T NEED TO TALK.
529
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,056
NAH.
530
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,904
SO WHAT'S THE STORY
WITH THE WITNESS?
531
00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:38,340
IT'S A TALE AS OLD AS TIME.
532
00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:39,341
BOY MEETS GIRL.
533
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:40,342
GIRL MEETS GIRL.
534
00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,909
GIRL LEAVES BOY FOR GIRL.
535
00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:45,347
BOY CRUSHES GIRL'S SKULL
WITH A $3 LENGTH OF PIPE.
536
00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:46,566
THAT'S A SAD STORY.
537
00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:47,958
HELEN HAD
A PERFECTLY GOOD EXPLANATION
538
00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:49,525
WHY HER PRINTS SHOWED UP
AT THE MURDER SCENE.
539
00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:50,831
SHE AND THE VICTIM
WERE FRIENDS.
540
00:21:50,874 --> 00:21:52,354
STILL GOT HIM
ON A THREAT ASSESSMENT.
541
00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:53,703
ALREADY ON IT.
542
00:21:53,747 --> 00:21:55,488
TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL CHECK
HER LOCAL CONTACTS.
543
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:56,663
YOU RUN
THE COUNTERFEITER ANGLE.
544
00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:59,187
DONE AND DONE.
545
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:03,322
HEY, WHAT--WHAT IS THAT?
546
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:08,065
UM, IT'S--
IT'S AN ENGAGEMENT RING.
547
00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:09,153
IT GOT STUCK ON MY FINGER.
548
00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:10,154
YOU TWO--OH, MY GOD.
549
00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:11,678
WHAT? NO.
550
00:22:11,721 --> 00:22:13,549
STAN--DAN--CH--CHIEF.
COME--COME HERE.
551
00:22:13,593 --> 00:22:15,377
WHAT? STOP.
NO, NOT US.
552
00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:17,510
NO, RAPHAEL MY BOYFRIEND
AND I ARE ENGAGED.
553
00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:19,381
NOT ME AND MARSHALL,
YOU NITWIT.
554
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,470
YOU'RE ENGAGED?
OH, MY GOD.
555
00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:22,471
THAT'S--THAT'S--
- YES.
556
00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:24,038
THAT'S--CONGRATULATIONS.
557
00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:27,258
OH, MARY.
FINALLY HAPPENED FOR YOU.
558
00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:28,259
WHAT?
559
00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:32,089
LET ME SEE. LET ME SEE.
560
00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:33,961
OH. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
561
00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:35,310
VERY CLASSIC.
562
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,529
YOU MUST BE SO HAPPY.
563
00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:37,704
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
564
00:22:37,747 --> 00:22:39,488
- WHEN?
- YEAH, HOW'D HE ASK?
565
00:22:39,532 --> 00:22:41,055
BAKED IT IN A CUPCAKE
A FEW MONTHS AGO.
566
00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:42,056
I THREW IT IN HIS FACE.
567
00:22:42,099 --> 00:22:43,274
HOW ROMANTIC.
568
00:22:43,318 --> 00:22:44,798
I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU HAVE ANY LOTION.
569
00:22:44,841 --> 00:22:45,799
OH, YOU POOR THING.
570
00:22:45,842 --> 00:22:47,191
LOOK HOW SWOLLEN
THAT FINGER IS.
571
00:22:47,235 --> 00:22:48,410
GANGRENOUS.
572
00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:49,803
NO, NOT QUITE,
BUT THAT LITTLE PIGGY'S
573
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:50,934
WAY PAST LOTION.
574
00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:52,414
FIRE DEPARTMENT
COULD CUT IT OFF.
575
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:53,894
I HOPE YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT HIS FINGER.
576
00:22:53,937 --> 00:22:55,330
I GOT A MEETING.
CONGRATULATIONS, KIDDO.
577
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,331
WE'LL CELEBRATE LATER.
578
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,376
HOW ABOUT WE DON'T?
579
00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:58,942
YOU KNOW,
I CAN GET THAT OFF.
580
00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:01,249
NO THANKS.
I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.
581
00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:05,993
OKAY.
582
00:23:06,036 --> 00:23:06,994
CAROLYN STRAUB,
583
00:23:07,037 --> 00:23:08,517
PROFESSOR OF GRAPHIC ARTS.
584
00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:10,432
SPECIALTY IN
INTAGLIO ENGRAVING
585
00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:12,565
AND TYPOGRAPHIC
PRINTING PROCESSES.
586
00:23:12,608 --> 00:23:13,914
HUH.
587
00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:17,526
SO YOUR COUNTERFEITER
WITNESS' MURDERED FRIEND
588
00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:20,442
TURNS OUT TO BE
THE ONE LESBIAN IN ALBUQUERQUE
589
00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:21,878
WITH ACCESS
TO EVERYTHING NECESSARY
590
00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:23,445
TO LITERALLY PRINT MONEY.
591
00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:25,316
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
592
00:23:28,755 --> 00:23:30,321
SO WHAT'S THE MOVE?
593
00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:32,106
I SAY WE CHECK HER ALIBI FIRST.
594
00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:33,977
YOU KNOW, SEE WHAT ELSE
SHE MIGHT BE LYING ABOUT.
595
00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:35,326
YOU WANT TO GO
TO THE LESBIAN BAR?
596
00:23:35,370 --> 00:23:36,850
- OH, PAGODA?
- YES, PLEASE.
597
00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:39,156
YOU KNOW THERE'S NOTHING
THERE FOR YOU.
598
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,506
SO?
599
00:23:40,549 --> 00:23:42,116
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THAT?
YOU WERE MARRIED.
600
00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:43,683
I HAVE NO IDEA.
601
00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:45,598
MY JOHN WAS ALWAYS TRYING
TO GET ME TO GO TO A STRIP CLUB,
602
00:23:45,641 --> 00:23:47,513
GET A LAP DANCE.
603
00:23:47,556 --> 00:23:48,644
ALL RIGHT, PAGODA IT IS,
604
00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:51,691
BUT I DO ALL THE TALKING.
605
00:24:00,526 --> 00:24:03,093
DON'T WORRY.
THEY WON'T BITE.
606
00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:04,573
YOU, ANYWAY.
607
00:24:04,617 --> 00:24:06,140
HI, FOLKS.
608
00:24:06,183 --> 00:24:07,707
WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?
609
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,143
I NEED A GINGER ALE.
610
00:24:09,186 --> 00:24:10,405
SURE. HOW ABOUT YOU?
611
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,147
CAN I GET A CLUB SODA,
LOTS OF ICE PLEASE?
612
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:15,105
SO WE DON'T GET
A LOT OF COPS IN HERE.
613
00:24:15,149 --> 00:24:17,238
IS THIS OFFICIAL BUSINESS
614
00:24:17,281 --> 00:24:19,762
OR ARE YOU TAKING HIM
ON A FIELD TRIP?
615
00:24:19,806 --> 00:24:21,503
A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH.
616
00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:23,157
DID YOU MAKE US THAT QUICK?
617
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,028
WELL, YOU NOT SO MUCH.
618
00:24:25,072 --> 00:24:28,641
BUT YOU'RE NOTHING
BUT A LAW MAN FROM HEAD TO TOE.
619
00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:29,859
I TAKE THAT
AS A COMPLIMENT.
620
00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:33,515
I MEANT IT AS ONE.
621
00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:36,910
ANYWAY, YOU KNOW A GIRL
NAMED HELEN TRAYLEN?
622
00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:39,086
SURE.
EVERYONE KNOWS HELEN.
623
00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:40,087
MEANING?
624
00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:41,480
SHE'S POPULAR.
625
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:43,394
YOU CAN'T GET MUCH CLOSER
THAN A DRINK OR A DANCE,
626
00:24:43,438 --> 00:24:46,006
BUT WE ALL LIKE
WATCHING HER DANCE.
627
00:24:46,049 --> 00:24:47,747
WERE YOU WATCHING HER
ON WEDNESDAY?
628
00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:50,053
YEAH. SHE WAS HERE.
629
00:24:50,097 --> 00:24:51,054
BETWEEN 11:00 AND 1:00?
630
00:24:51,098 --> 00:24:52,578
YEAH.
YEAH, SHE WAS IN HERE
631
00:24:52,621 --> 00:24:55,972
WITH THAT NEWBIE, CAROL,
I THINK?
632
00:24:56,016 --> 00:24:57,539
DID THEY LEAVE TOGETHER?
633
00:24:57,583 --> 00:25:00,629
I WASN'T WATCHING THE DOOR,
BUT I DOUBT IT.
634
00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:02,239
THEY GOT IN SOME
KIND OF ARGUMENT
635
00:25:02,283 --> 00:25:04,154
EARLY IN THE NIGHT.
636
00:25:04,198 --> 00:25:07,418
ALL RIGHT. THANKS.
637
00:25:07,462 --> 00:25:09,159
COME BACK SOME TIME
638
00:25:09,203 --> 00:25:10,639
WHEN YOU'RE NOT WORKING.
639
00:25:10,683 --> 00:25:13,686
OH, I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP.
640
00:25:13,729 --> 00:25:17,080
SO AM I, SHERIFF.
641
00:25:24,174 --> 00:25:25,393
HELEN, IT'S MARY.
642
00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:26,873
IF YOU'RE THERE, OPEN UP!
643
00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:28,483
SECURITY DETAIL
DIDN'T SEE HER LEAVE.
644
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,267
HOW DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
NEAT OR MESSY?
645
00:25:30,311 --> 00:25:31,530
WHATEVER'S FASTEST.
- YOU GOT IT.
646
00:25:39,799 --> 00:25:42,410
CLEAR.
- CLEAR.
647
00:25:42,453 --> 00:25:43,933
CLEAR.
648
00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:46,196
NO SIGNS OF STRUGGLE
OR FORCED ENTRY.
649
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,284
EXCEPT FOR US, THAT IS.
650
00:25:47,328 --> 00:25:48,590
THINK SHE SLIPPED OUT
ON HER OWN?
651
00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:52,289
AS OPPOSED TO SPIRITED AWAY
BY FAIRIES?
652
00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:59,514
GUESS WE CAN RULE OUT
A QUICK TRIP TO THE STORE.
653
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:00,733
DARRYL PRESTON.
654
00:26:00,776 --> 00:26:02,169
540 SAGE BRUSH.
655
00:26:02,212 --> 00:26:03,518
HE'S LOCAL.
656
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:06,913
HE MAY BE A FRIEND
WHO LOST HIS LICENSE HERE.
657
00:26:06,956 --> 00:26:09,350
ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE.
658
00:26:14,834 --> 00:26:15,791
LET'S SEE.
659
00:26:15,835 --> 00:26:17,401
ACCORDING TO ABQ POLICE,
660
00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:20,927
DARRYL PRESTON REPORTED HE WAS
HIT ON BY A WOMAN IN A BAR,
661
00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:23,233
THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA GET SOME,
662
00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:26,672
INSTEAD WOKE UP FOGGY HEADED
IN A MOTEL ROOM ON CENTRAL.
663
00:26:26,715 --> 00:26:28,848
HIS WALLET AND THE REST
OF HIS VALUABLES WERE GONE.
664
00:26:28,891 --> 00:26:31,459
I TOLD HELEN TO USE
THOSE ROOFIES RESPONSIBLY.
665
00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:33,592
THEY DID GET A HIT
ON SOME PRINTS.
666
00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:35,289
OH, BOY.
667
00:26:35,332 --> 00:26:37,857
ANH LI'S FINGERPRINTS
WERE AT THE CRIME SCENE.
668
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:40,947
WHICH MEANS ANH LI
IS OR WAS AT HELEN'S.
669
00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:43,210
CONSORTING WITH KNOWN FELONS.
THAT'S NOT GOOD.
670
00:26:43,253 --> 00:26:45,038
I'M JUST GONNA FOCUS
ON THE MURDER-COUNTERFEITING
671
00:26:45,081 --> 00:26:46,692
ASPECT OF THE CRIME
AT THIS POINT.
672
00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:51,261
SO IF ANH LI WAS HERE
AND SHE RIPPED THIS GUY OFF,
673
00:26:51,305 --> 00:26:53,089
WHY LEAVE HIS STOLEN LICENSE
OUT IN PLAIN SIGHT?
674
00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:54,656
WHY EVEN KEEP IT?
675
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:55,962
AND SINCE WHEN DO COPS
676
00:26:56,005 --> 00:26:58,355
DUST THE SCENE OF A WALLET
THEFT FOR PRINTS?
677
00:26:58,399 --> 00:27:00,053
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT CHECK THIS OUT.
678
00:27:00,096 --> 00:27:02,490
THE LOCAL COPS AREN'T THE ONLY
ONES LOOKING FOR ANH LI.
679
00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:04,666
A WHOLE LOT OF N.C.I.C.
SEARCH INQUIRIES ON HER
680
00:27:04,710 --> 00:27:09,149
FROM A POLICE CAPTAIN
XAIO XIANMEI IN HONG KONG.
681
00:27:09,192 --> 00:27:10,541
THREE DAYS
AFTER HELEN MOVED HERE.
682
00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:11,673
DOES IT SAY WHY HE'S LOOKING
FOR HER?
683
00:27:11,717 --> 00:27:14,720
LET'S SEE.
NO WARRANTS ISSUED.
684
00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:16,199
WAIT. ADDITIONAL COMMENTS.
685
00:27:16,243 --> 00:27:18,549
"KNOWN ASSOCIATES: HELEN TRASK.
686
00:27:18,593 --> 00:27:21,117
"CONVICTED COUNTERFEITER,
HIGHLY SKILLED
687
00:27:21,161 --> 00:27:23,206
"IN INTAGLIO
AND TYPOGRAPHIC PRINTING.
688
00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:25,208
PLEASE ADD INFO ON WHEREABOUTS
TO THIS FILE."
689
00:27:25,252 --> 00:27:27,167
THE INQUIRIES AREN'T
ABOUT FINDING ANH LI.
690
00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:28,472
WHOEVER THIS GUY IS,
HE'S LOOKING FOR HELEN.
691
00:27:28,516 --> 00:27:31,258
AND HE'S SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW
HE CAN'T TRACK
692
00:27:31,301 --> 00:27:32,476
A PROTECTED WITNESS
THROUGH N.C.I.C.
693
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,261
BUT HE COULD TRAIL
A KNOWN ASSOCIATE.
694
00:27:34,304 --> 00:27:36,132
HE WAS HOPING ANH LI WOULD LEAD
HIM STRAIGHT TO HELEN.
695
00:27:36,176 --> 00:27:37,612
AND GIVEN
THAT THE ALBUQUERQUE MUGGING
696
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:38,787
WAS REPORTED THREE WEEKS AGO,
697
00:27:38,831 --> 00:27:40,223
I'D SAY WHOEVER THIS GUY IS,
698
00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:41,268
HE'S PROBABLY A LOT CLOSER
699
00:27:41,311 --> 00:27:42,791
TO HELEN AND ANH LI
THAN WE ARE.
700
00:27:42,835 --> 00:27:46,795
DARRYL PRESTON, PLEASE.
701
00:27:46,839 --> 00:27:49,015
IT'S THE VIC'S OFFICE.
I'M ON HOLD.
702
00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:55,108
SAVE THAT NUMBER 'CAUSE
IT SEEMS TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.
703
00:27:55,151 --> 00:27:56,152
HOLD MUSIC.
704
00:27:56,196 --> 00:27:57,197
FROM A PLAY I DID
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
705
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,416
I KNOW, HARD TO BELIEVE.
706
00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:00,504
WHILE MOST KIDS WERE
EXPERIMENTING WITH DRUGS,
707
00:28:00,548 --> 00:28:02,637
I EXPERIMENTED
WITH MUSICALS.
708
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,117
JUST AS HARMFUL.
709
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,381
QUIT STARING.
710
00:28:07,424 --> 00:28:10,123
DO SOMETHING USEFUL.
- OKAY.
711
00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:17,565
HI, OFFICER DAVID PALMER,
PLEASE. SURE, THANKS.
712
00:28:17,608 --> 00:28:20,133
HEY, DARRYL PRESTON,
DAVID PALMER. SAME INITIALS.
713
00:28:20,176 --> 00:28:23,745
UH-HUH.
714
00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:28,750
HI, MR. PRESTON.
THIS IS MARY SHEPARD
715
00:28:28,794 --> 00:28:30,534
FROM THE ALBUQUERQUE
POLICE DEPARTMENT.
716
00:28:30,578 --> 00:28:32,101
I WANTED TO ASK YOU
A FEW QUESTIONS
717
00:28:32,145 --> 00:28:35,539
ABOUT THE INCIDENT
YOU REPORTED BACK ON...
718
00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:38,891
SURE, I CAN HOLD FOR A SEC.
719
00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:41,241
HI, OFFICER PALMER.
THIS IS MARSHALL MANN
720
00:28:41,284 --> 00:28:42,721
FROM THE MARSHALS SERVICE.
721
00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:43,939
HAVE YOU GOT A MINUTE
TO TALK ABOUT AN INCIDENT REPORT
722
00:28:43,983 --> 00:28:45,898
YOU TOOK ON AUGUST 12th?
723
00:28:45,941 --> 00:28:49,075
♪ MANY CHEERFUL FACTS ABOUT
THE SQUARE OF A HYPOTENUSE ♪
724
00:28:49,118 --> 00:28:50,467
SURE, I'LL HOLD.
725
00:28:50,511 --> 00:28:52,208
all: ♪ I'M VERY GOOD
726
00:28:52,252 --> 00:28:53,296
♪ AT INTEGRAL
AND DIFFERENTIAL CALCULUS ♪
727
00:28:54,863 --> 00:28:56,386
♪ I KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC NAMES
OF BEINGS ANIMALCULOUS ♪
728
00:28:56,430 --> 00:28:58,040
♪ IN SHORT, IN MATTERS
VEGETABLE, ANIMAL, AND MINERAL ♪
729
00:28:58,084 --> 00:28:59,694
♪ I AM THE VERY MODEL
730
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,217
♪ OF A MODERN MAJOR GENERAL
731
00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:02,653
♪ IN SHORT,
IN MATTERS VEGETABLE ♪
732
00:29:02,697 --> 00:29:03,654
♪ ANIMAL, AND MINERAL
733
00:29:03,698 --> 00:29:04,655
♪ I AM THE VERY MODEL...
734
00:29:04,699 --> 00:29:07,484
COME ON. DON'T STOP.
735
00:29:10,661 --> 00:29:12,228
♪ I ANSWER HARD ACROSTICS
736
00:29:12,272 --> 00:29:13,273
♪ I'VE A PRETTY TASTE
FOR PARADOX ♪
737
00:29:13,316 --> 00:29:14,448
♪ I QUOTE IN ELEGIACS
738
00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:16,058
♪ ALL THE CRIMES
OF HELIOGABALUS ♪
739
00:29:16,102 --> 00:29:18,321
♪ IN CONICS I CAN FLOOR
PECULIARITIES PARABOLOUS ♪
740
00:29:18,365 --> 00:29:21,368
WHO THE HELL
ARE WE DEALING WITH?
741
00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:29,071
- WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
- I HAVE NO IDEA.
742
00:29:29,115 --> 00:29:30,943
ELEANOR, I NEED YOU TO RUN
THOROUGH BACKGROUND CHECKS
743
00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:32,901
ON THIS OFFICER PALMER,
DARRYL PRESTON,
744
00:29:32,945 --> 00:29:33,902
AND THAT HONG KONG
POLICE CAPTAIN.
745
00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:34,903
ALL OVER IT.
746
00:29:34,947 --> 00:29:37,123
OH, AND ANH LI TOO.
747
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:40,256
SOMETHING IS REALLY WRONG.
WHAT'S THIS FEEL LIKE TO YOU?
748
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:44,347
LIKE THE WHOLE ANH LI ROLLING
SOMEONE INCIDENT NEVER HAPPENED.
749
00:29:44,391 --> 00:29:47,002
LIKE SOMEONE'S DUMPING
PHONY REPORTS INTO THE SYSTEM.
750
00:29:47,046 --> 00:29:49,570
YEAH, BUT WHO?
AND WHY?
751
00:29:49,613 --> 00:29:50,963
AND IF THAT'S THE CASE,
IT STANDS TO REASON
752
00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:52,616
THAT THE STOLEN DRIVER'S LICENSE
WAS LEFT OUT
753
00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:54,183
AT HELEN'S INTENTIONALLY.
754
00:29:54,227 --> 00:29:56,011
I'M GETTING NOTHING BEYOND
THE MOST SUPERFICIAL RECORDS
755
00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:57,708
ON DARRYL PRESTON.
756
00:29:57,752 --> 00:29:58,709
I THINK HE'S MADE-UP.
- LIKE WHAT WE DO.
757
00:29:58,753 --> 00:29:59,841
ONLY NOT AS WELL.
758
00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:01,712
SOMEONE'S DROPPING
BREAD CRUMBS,
759
00:30:01,756 --> 00:30:04,063
LEAVING A TRAIL
TO ANH LI'S DOOR.
760
00:30:04,106 --> 00:30:06,500
WHERE'S HELEN TRAYLEN?
761
00:30:06,543 --> 00:30:08,067
WISH WE KNEW.
762
00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:11,418
PLEASE, PLEASE. OKAY, I
THOUGHT WE WERE BEYOND THIS.
763
00:30:11,461 --> 00:30:12,854
YOU GAVE ME YOUR WORD
YOU WERE GONNA KEEP HER
764
00:30:12,898 --> 00:30:13,899
AVAILABLE
FOR THIS INVESTIGATION.
765
00:30:13,942 --> 00:30:15,726
SHE'S GONE.
AS IN MISSING.
766
00:30:15,770 --> 00:30:17,511
IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?
767
00:30:17,554 --> 00:30:19,992
HEY, DOES ABQPD HAVE
AN OFFICER DAVID PALMER?
768
00:30:20,035 --> 00:30:21,210
HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?
769
00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:22,429
DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG
OUR DEPARTMENT IS?
770
00:30:22,472 --> 00:30:23,647
COULD YOU CHECK?
771
00:30:23,691 --> 00:30:25,780
SURE.
772
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:28,478
ANYTHING FOR YOU, PAL.
773
00:30:28,522 --> 00:30:30,045
YEAH, THIS IS DERSHOWITZ.
774
00:30:30,089 --> 00:30:32,178
DO WE HAVE A DAVID PALMER
ANYWHERE IN THE ROSTER?
775
00:30:32,221 --> 00:30:33,440
ALL RIGHT.
776
00:30:33,483 --> 00:30:36,051
YOUR MISSING WITNESS HAD
A VERY PUBLIC FIGHT
777
00:30:36,095 --> 00:30:37,357
WITH MY VIC TWO DAYS
BEFORE THE HOMICIDE.
778
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,402
- REALLY?
- WE KNOW.
779
00:30:44,712 --> 00:30:47,410
YEAH, I'M HERE.
ALL RIGHT. THANKS.
780
00:30:47,454 --> 00:30:50,326
THERE'S NO DAVID PALMER LISTED
ANYWHERE IN OUR DEPARTMENT.
781
00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:52,589
IT'S LOOKING LIKE THIS HONG
KONG CAPTAIN IS A GHOST TOO.
782
00:30:55,114 --> 00:31:01,033
MARSHALL.
783
00:31:01,076 --> 00:31:02,904
HOW MUCH?
784
00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:05,298
ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE ON OUR WAY.
785
00:31:05,341 --> 00:31:08,344
ISLETA CASINO JUST REPORTED,
IN THE LAST FOUR HOURS,
786
00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:10,607
THEIR FAST-CASH READERS
HAVE I.D.'D ALMOST $30,000
787
00:31:10,651 --> 00:31:12,522
IN BOGUS HUNDREDS.
788
00:31:12,566 --> 00:31:13,872
SO SHE'S A MURDERER
AND A COUNTERFEITER?
789
00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:17,571
I CAN ONLY ATTEST
TO ONE OF THOSE THINGS.
790
00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:43,379
I APPRECIATE YOU COMING DOWN,
DETECTIVE.
791
00:31:43,423 --> 00:31:45,555
THE SECRET SERVICE IS ALREADY
ON THEIR WAY.
792
00:31:45,599 --> 00:31:47,818
THEY HAVE JURISDICTION
ON COUNTERFEITING.
793
00:31:47,862 --> 00:31:48,950
WE'RE HERE ABOUT A HOMICIDE.
794
00:31:48,994 --> 00:31:50,430
NO ONE'S BEEN KILLED HERE.
795
00:31:50,473 --> 00:31:52,345
BUT THE SUSPECT MAY BE
SPREADING AROUND PHONY BILLS.
796
00:31:52,388 --> 00:31:54,129
ANY LEADS ON WHO IT MIGHT BE?
797
00:31:54,173 --> 00:31:55,957
I GOT A COUPLE BLACKJACK
DEALERS WHO REMEMBER
798
00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:57,611
A HOT ASIAN WOMAN PLAYING
HUNDRED-DOLLAR HANDS
799
00:31:57,654 --> 00:31:58,786
A FEW HOURS AGO.
800
00:31:58,829 --> 00:32:00,919
CAN I SEE ONE OF THOSE BILLS?
801
00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:02,877
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
802
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,400
PRINCESS.
803
00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:08,970
IT'S A SO-SO FAKE.
804
00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:11,581
DEFINITELY NOT
TO HELEN'S STANDARDS.
805
00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:13,192
SO IF YOU'RE LIVING
806
00:32:13,235 --> 00:32:14,193
WITH THE BEST COUNTERFEITER
IN THE WORLD,
807
00:32:14,236 --> 00:32:16,195
WHY PASS AROUND MEDIOCRE BILLS?
808
00:32:16,238 --> 00:32:17,413
ANH LI'S THE ONE
809
00:32:17,457 --> 00:32:21,983
THAT'S BEEN DROPPING
BREAD CRUMBS.
810
00:32:22,027 --> 00:32:25,421
SO SHE AND HELEN
ARE SOMEWHERE IN THIS HOTEL.
811
00:32:25,465 --> 00:32:27,858
I'LL HAVE SECURITY
SHUT DOWN THE EXITS
812
00:32:27,902 --> 00:32:28,990
AND SEND AROUND DESCRIPTIONS.
813
00:32:29,034 --> 00:32:31,036
THEY'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
814
00:32:37,912 --> 00:32:39,696
WHERE'S
YOUR MOST EXPENSIVE SUITE?
815
00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:41,829
THE GOVERNOR'S PENTHOUSE.
816
00:32:41,872 --> 00:32:42,830
UNFORTUNATELY,
IT'S ALREADY BOOKED.
817
00:32:42,873 --> 00:32:44,005
WHO BOOKED IT?
818
00:32:44,049 --> 00:32:45,311
I'M SORRY,
BUT WE DON'T SHARE
819
00:32:45,354 --> 00:32:47,661
THAT INFORMATION.
820
00:33:04,939 --> 00:33:10,031
MARY?
WHAT'S HAPPENING? MARY?
821
00:33:12,512 --> 00:33:13,992
WHERE'S ANH LI?
822
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,038
RIGHT HERE.
DROP YOUR WEAPON.
823
00:33:17,082 --> 00:33:18,953
U.S. MARSHALS.
YOU DROP YOUR WEAPON.
824
00:33:21,869 --> 00:33:24,219
PUT YOUR WEAPONS
ON THE COUCH SLOWLY,
825
00:33:24,263 --> 00:33:25,394
OR I'LL BLOW HER HEAD OFF.
826
00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:27,788
GOD, ANH,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
827
00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:33,924
RELAX, MARSHALL,
SHE'S NOT SHOOTING ANYBODY.
828
00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:36,144
YOU THINK
I WON'T SHOOT YOU?
829
00:33:36,188 --> 00:33:37,667
I THINK YOU WOULD.
830
00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:38,886
BUT I THINK
MY PARTNER WOULD DROP YOU
831
00:33:38,929 --> 00:33:40,757
BEFORE YOU GOT OFF
YOUR SECOND SHOT.
832
00:33:40,801 --> 00:33:42,585
HELEN, STAND UP.
833
00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:44,892
STAY BEHIND ME
834
00:33:44,935 --> 00:33:46,981
AND MAKE YOUR WAY
INTO THE BEDROOM.
835
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,201
ANH, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
836
00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:51,072
BECAUSE I'D RATHER
WE BOTH DIE
837
00:33:51,116 --> 00:33:52,030
THAN LET THEM SEPARATE US
AGAIN.
838
00:33:52,073 --> 00:33:53,031
GO, HELEN, NOW.
839
00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:54,423
NO, I'D RATHER WE DIE TOO.
840
00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:55,903
- HELEN. MARSHALL.
- LET HER GO.
841
00:33:55,946 --> 00:33:57,470
YOU SEE WHY WE SAY NO CONTACT
842
00:33:57,513 --> 00:33:58,558
WITH ANYONE FROM YOUR PAST?
843
00:33:58,601 --> 00:34:00,212
ANH, DON'T DO ANYTHING CRAZY.
844
00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:01,865
WHEREVER THEY SEND US,
I'LL FIND YOU.
845
00:34:01,909 --> 00:34:04,955
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. STAY IN HERE
TILL I COME GET YOU.
846
00:34:04,999 --> 00:34:08,089
THIS IS GOING TO GET DOG-UGLY
IF YOU DON'T STAND DOWN.
847
00:34:08,133 --> 00:34:10,309
WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT
FROM ME?
848
00:34:10,352 --> 00:34:12,354
PUTTING YOUR GUN DOWN
WOULD BE A GREAT PLACE TO START.
849
00:34:12,398 --> 00:34:13,964
NO, 'CAUSE THEN YOU'LL
JUST SPLIT US UP AGAIN,
850
00:34:14,008 --> 00:34:15,531
AND I'M NOT GONNA LET
THAT HAPPEN.
851
00:34:15,575 --> 00:34:18,404
WOW, LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GONNA
PLAY THIS OUT TO THE END.
852
00:34:18,447 --> 00:34:19,579
SHE'S GOOD AT IT TOO.
853
00:34:19,622 --> 00:34:21,059
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
TALKING ABOUT?
854
00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:24,584
YOUR TRAINING IS SHOWING.
855
00:34:24,627 --> 00:34:28,718
I MEAN, THE STANCE,
THE WAY YOU HOLD YOUR WEAPON.
856
00:34:28,762 --> 00:34:29,893
THE FACT THAT YOU CALLED IT
A WEAPON.
857
00:34:29,937 --> 00:34:31,895
I MEAN, COME ON.
858
00:34:31,939 --> 00:34:32,940
THE PHONY MUGGING ENTRY
859
00:34:32,983 --> 00:34:34,246
INTO N.C.I.C.,
860
00:34:34,289 --> 00:34:35,899
PASSING EASILY-DETECTABLE
COUNTERFEIT BILLS,
861
00:34:35,943 --> 00:34:39,903
YOU'VE GONE TO A LOT OF TROUBLE
PLAYING THE CARELESS CRIMINAL.
862
00:34:39,947 --> 00:34:42,036
LEAVING CLUES
FOR SOMEBODY TO FIND,
863
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,124
PRESUMABLY SO THEY'D KNOW
WHERE YOU ARE.
864
00:34:43,168 --> 00:34:44,995
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
865
00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:46,606
DOES THAT SOUND ABOUT RIGHT?
866
00:34:46,649 --> 00:34:48,521
I'D SAY SO.
ABOUT THE ONLY THING
867
00:34:48,564 --> 00:34:50,088
WE DON'T KNOW
IS WHO YOU REALLY ARE
868
00:34:50,131 --> 00:34:53,700
AND WHO YOU'RE EXPECTING
TO WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR.
869
00:34:57,573 --> 00:34:59,532
MY NAME IS JANE KWAN.
870
00:34:59,575 --> 00:35:01,447
I'M A CIA OPERATIVE.
871
00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:05,451
AND THE MEN WHO ARE AFTER HELEN
WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
872
00:35:09,585 --> 00:35:11,109
FOUR YEARS AGO,
WHEN THE STORY BROKE
873
00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:12,632
THAT THE AGENCY WAS RESPONSIBLE
FOR THE COUNTERFEIT BILLS,
874
00:35:12,675 --> 00:35:14,677
WE DECIDED TO DO
OUR OWN INVESTIGATION
875
00:35:14,721 --> 00:35:16,157
TO CLEAR OUR NAME.
876
00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:18,638
HELEN WAS ALREADY A SUSPECT.
877
00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:21,293
SHE'D BEEN ARRESTED
TRYING TO ILLEGALLY OBTAIN
878
00:35:21,336 --> 00:35:22,598
THE OPTICALLY VARIABLE INK
879
00:35:22,642 --> 00:35:24,731
USED ON FEDERAL RESERVE NOTES.
880
00:35:24,774 --> 00:35:27,037
SO YOU WENT TO PRISON
UNDERCOVER TO GET CLOSE TO HER.
881
00:35:29,388 --> 00:35:32,130
WE KNEW HER LAST GIRLFRIEND
WAS ASIAN.
882
00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:35,350
HELEN.
883
00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:41,051
THEY'RE HERE.
884
00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:43,576
COME ON!
885
00:35:46,318 --> 00:35:47,493
GET IN THE BATHROOM.
LOCK THE DOOR.
886
00:35:47,536 --> 00:35:50,148
LIE DOWN IN THE TUB
TILL I COME GET YOU.
887
00:35:57,590 --> 00:36:00,549
U.S. MARSHALS.
LOWER YOUR WEAPONS.
888
00:36:00,593 --> 00:36:03,378
JANE.
889
00:36:03,422 --> 00:36:05,989
MARY.
- KEEP YOUR HANDS UP.
890
00:36:07,121 --> 00:36:09,297
UP AGAINST THE WALL.
COME ON.
891
00:36:09,341 --> 00:36:10,777
DON'T MOVE.
892
00:36:19,351 --> 00:36:23,355
FOUND THIS GUY AT THE END
OF THE HALL WITH THIS.
893
00:36:23,398 --> 00:36:25,444
ONCE AGAIN, WAY TO KEEP ME
IN THE LOOP.
894
00:36:27,097 --> 00:36:28,490
I'M GLAD YOU SHOWED UP.
895
00:36:28,534 --> 00:36:30,884
WE DIDN'T GET TO SAY
A PROPER GOOD-BYE THE LAST TIME.
896
00:36:36,542 --> 00:36:41,068
LET'S GO.
897
00:36:52,471 --> 00:36:56,562
- WILL I NEED TO BE RELOCATED?
- DEPENDS.
898
00:36:56,605 --> 00:36:58,172
YOU READY TO TELL ME
WHAT HAPPENED WITH CAROLYN?
899
00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:01,262
WHY YOU ARGUED WITH HER
THE NIGHT SHE GOT KILLED?
900
00:37:01,306 --> 00:37:03,090
CAROLYN FOUND OUT
901
00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:04,874
THAT ANH HAD USED
THE SCHOOL EQUIPMENT
902
00:37:04,918 --> 00:37:06,311
TO PRINT SOME BILLS.
903
00:37:06,354 --> 00:37:09,314
SHE WAS GONNA TURN HER IN.
904
00:37:09,357 --> 00:37:11,141
I TRIED TO TALK HER OUT OF IT,
905
00:37:11,185 --> 00:37:12,360
BUT I DID NOT KILL HER.
906
00:37:12,404 --> 00:37:16,146
I SWEAR.
907
00:37:16,190 --> 00:37:17,539
I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT
TO HEAR THIS,
908
00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:22,544
BUT YOU WERE
A NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT.
909
00:37:22,588 --> 00:37:24,372
SHE WAS JUST DOING HER JOB.
910
00:37:24,416 --> 00:37:28,550
I'M NOT A JOB.
911
00:37:28,594 --> 00:37:30,030
I'M A PERSON.
912
00:37:35,427 --> 00:37:37,385
COULD YOU GIVE US A MINUTE?
913
00:37:37,429 --> 00:37:39,387
SURE.
914
00:37:39,431 --> 00:37:42,042
LOOK, HELEN...
915
00:37:47,134 --> 00:37:49,528
IT STARTED OUT THAT WAY.
916
00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:51,791
BUT AFTER A WHILE,
A SHORT WHILE...
917
00:37:53,532 --> 00:37:58,885
I STARTED TO HAVE REAL FEELINGS
FOR YOU.
918
00:37:58,928 --> 00:38:02,018
THAT'S WHY I DID
WHAT I DID WITH XIAO.
919
00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:03,933
I GOT CARELESS SO I COULD
WRAP IT UP MORE QUICKLY
920
00:38:03,977 --> 00:38:04,978
AND WE COULD BE TOGETHER.
921
00:38:08,764 --> 00:38:11,680
MAN, TALK ABOUT
A TOUGH ASSIGNMENT.
922
00:38:11,724 --> 00:38:14,814
WHAT, SPENDING TEN MONTHS
UNDERCOVER IN A WOMEN'S PRISON?
923
00:38:14,857 --> 00:38:16,642
I CAN THINK OF WORSE.
924
00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:17,904
YOU DO KNOW
IT'S NOT ALL LINGERIE
925
00:38:17,947 --> 00:38:19,471
AND PILLOW FIGHTS.
926
00:38:19,514 --> 00:38:22,474
BUT IT IS SOMETIMES,
RIGHT?
927
00:38:22,517 --> 00:38:23,692
AFIS CAME BACK WITH A MATCH
928
00:38:23,736 --> 00:38:25,390
FROM ONE OF THE KOREANS
AT MY MURDER SITE.
929
00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:27,217
MUST HAVE GONE THERE
LOOKING FOR YOUR GIRL.
930
00:38:27,261 --> 00:38:28,262
I'M CHARGING THEM ALL.
931
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,568
GOOD ENOUGH.
932
00:38:29,611 --> 00:38:32,919
OH, AND THANKS
FOR THE ASSIST.
933
00:38:32,962 --> 00:38:34,573
OH, HEARD YOU GOT ENGAGED.
934
00:38:34,616 --> 00:38:35,748
CONGRATULATIONS.
935
00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:39,360
I THINK HE FEELS
TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF.
936
00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:40,492
YOU THINK?
937
00:38:40,535 --> 00:38:43,451
SPEAKING OF WHICH,
I BETTER GET BACK
938
00:38:43,495 --> 00:38:45,366
TO THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES.
939
00:38:53,635 --> 00:38:55,289
WHAT'S GOING ON?
940
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:58,423
WE MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM.
941
00:38:58,466 --> 00:39:00,381
ANY THOUGHTS?
942
00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:03,863
SO MANY.
THE MIND FAIRLY BOGGLES.
943
00:39:32,413 --> 00:39:35,634
- HAPPY ENGAGEMENT!
- CONGRATULATIONS, INSPECTOR.
944
00:39:35,677 --> 00:39:39,638
WOW, YOU GUYS, THIS IS,
UM, TOTALLY UNNECESSARY.
945
00:39:40,943 --> 00:39:42,423
I THINK
WHAT MY ILL-BRED FRIEND HERE
946
00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:44,599
IS TRYING TO SAY IS...
947
00:39:44,643 --> 00:39:45,600
THANK YOU.
948
00:39:45,644 --> 00:39:46,906
YOU'VE VERY WELCOME.
949
00:39:46,949 --> 00:39:48,211
CUPCAKES?
950
00:39:48,255 --> 00:39:50,605
WOW, RED VELVET.
MY FAVORITE.
951
00:39:50,649 --> 00:39:52,520
IF ONLY THERE WERE A RING
IN ONE OF THESE.
952
00:39:52,564 --> 00:39:54,348
PRINCESS STILL
WON'T GIVE IT UP?
953
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:55,654
IF YOU KNEW
HOW MANY COMPLIMENTS I GOT,
954
00:39:55,697 --> 00:39:56,524
YOU WOULDN'T EITHER.
955
00:39:56,568 --> 00:39:58,221
ON WHAT, THE COLOR PURPLE?
956
00:39:58,265 --> 00:39:59,484
OKAY, THAT'S IT.
SIT DOWN. COME ON.
957
00:39:59,527 --> 00:40:01,442
HERE.
958
00:40:01,486 --> 00:40:03,662
WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO?
959
00:40:03,705 --> 00:40:05,011
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I'M GUESSING
960
00:40:05,054 --> 00:40:06,708
THAT'S SOMETHING SHE PICKED UP
IN A STRIP CLUB.
961
00:40:06,752 --> 00:40:10,495
LOTION AND DENTAL FLOSS?
962
00:40:10,538 --> 00:40:13,802
THE HARDEST PART
IS THE KNUCKLE.
963
00:40:13,846 --> 00:40:15,500
SORT OF
LIKE THE BABY'S SHOULDERS
964
00:40:15,543 --> 00:40:17,240
IN THE BIRTHING PROCESS.
965
00:40:17,284 --> 00:40:19,547
YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT THAT MAKES MY RING?
966
00:40:19,591 --> 00:40:20,853
AH.
967
00:40:20,896 --> 00:40:22,289
- IS THAT TOO TIGHT?
- YES.
968
00:40:22,332 --> 00:40:25,597
GOOD.
969
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,207
- WOW.
- WHOA.
970
00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:28,469
SOME PARTY TRICK.
971
00:40:28,513 --> 00:40:30,471
YES, WAIT
TILL THE BACHELORETTE PARTY.
972
00:40:30,515 --> 00:40:31,646
WELL, HOW SOON IS THAT?
973
00:40:31,690 --> 00:40:34,649
TOTALLY UP
TO THE MAID OF HONOR.
974
00:40:34,693 --> 00:40:36,608
WHY IS EVERYBODY LOOKING
AT ME?
975
00:40:36,651 --> 00:40:38,305
WELL, AS MARY'S ONLY FRIEND,
NATURALLY WE JUST ASSUMED...
976
00:40:38,348 --> 00:40:39,828
RELAX, RINGO,
YOU'VE SUFFERED ENOUGH.
977
00:40:39,872 --> 00:40:40,829
I'VE GOT A SISTER.
978
00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:54,669
SO HOW ABOUT A TOAST?
979
00:40:54,713 --> 00:40:58,630
EXCELLENT IDEA.
980
00:40:58,673 --> 00:41:00,762
OKAY.
981
00:41:00,806 --> 00:41:05,724
HERE'S TO THE BEST FRIEND
I'VE EVER HAD...
982
00:41:08,030 --> 00:41:10,685
COULD EVER HOPE TO HAVE.
983
00:41:10,729 --> 00:41:13,035
THE GIRL FOR WHOM NO MAN
WILL EVER BE GOOD ENOUGH.
984
00:41:13,079 --> 00:41:15,821
I HOPE YOU KNOW
985
00:41:15,864 --> 00:41:18,519
THAT I LOVE YOU.
986
00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:24,569
AND I WISH FOR YOU NOTHING
BUT A LIFETIME OF HAPPINESS.
987
00:41:28,050 --> 00:41:30,444
TO HAPPINESS.
988
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:31,706
HAPPINESS.
989
00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:34,492
TO HAPPINESS THEN.
990
00:41:41,586 --> 00:41:46,765
SO HOW ABOUT SOME CUPCAKES?
YEAH.
991
00:41:46,808 --> 00:41:49,550
CUPCAKES?
992
00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:58,820
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