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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:04,119 Yeah, fuck you, Billy! 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:05,519 I don't suppose 3 00:00:05,520 --> 00:00:06,360 he's for rent? 4 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:08,039 You could have him for free. 5 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:10,760 No, seriously, just for a night. 6 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:13,879 Thank you. 7 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:14,640 To be clear, 8 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,599 you're not talking sex? 9 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,319 Oh, God, no. 10 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:21,200 Mr. Brennan had a sudden and severe heart attack. 11 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:23,999 I'm so sorry. He couldn't be revived. 12 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,919 It's all right. 13 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:28,519 None of this lot here knew what Billy was really like, 14 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:31,160 except for you and me. 15 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:33,599 One face for the world, another one for the family, hey? 16 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,959 Billy looked out for you, you know? And he took all your crap. 17 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:37,999 But I'm done. 18 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,160 You can have your money. How's that? 19 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,039 I can't do this anymore, Adele. 20 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,400 Get out! 21 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,360 ♪ gentle guitar music 22 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,479 Mmm! 23 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:08,479 All right, your turn. 24 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,480 Gotta keep your strength up. 25 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:13,519 Mm. Oh. Oh, hell. 26 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,439 Oh, my... Oh. 27 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,480 - Mmm! - It's good. 28 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,680 I imagined what I'd say to him. 29 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:31,040 I rehearsed it in my head a million times. 30 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:33,400 And I just froze. 31 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,479 I don't have the courage. 32 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:39,000 - Yes, you do. - No. 33 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:43,479 I've seen you. You're a warrior. You're like Artemis. 34 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:45,359 - Who? - Artemis. 35 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,119 She'd turn Robert into a deer 36 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:50,439 and have his own dogs tear him apart. 37 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:54,599 They didn't fat-arse around, those Greek goddesses. 38 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,080 Oh, I just want to be free of him. 39 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,519 Stop wondering what I did wrong. 40 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:04,280 Dani. 41 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:06,839 Life's too short. 42 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,000 You've got to look him in the eye. Move on. 43 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:12,960 Easier said. 44 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,200 You practice what you preach? 45 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,999 With your brother? 46 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,840 No. No. 47 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:27,320 What did he want the other day on the ferry? 48 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:31,920 Money, as usual. 49 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:35,400 Okay. 50 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:41,479 When we were young, in our 20s, Gary went off the rails, right? 51 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:44,479 Then he was in and out of jail for years. 52 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:46,479 And after our folks died, 53 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,080 I was left in charge of Gary's share. 54 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:53,599 And that didn't go down well. 55 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:57,479 No, 'cause I had to dole him out an allowance, paid fortnightly. 56 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:00,479 It was up to me to save him from himself. 57 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,999 You know, 'cause if he'd got it all at once, 58 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,160 he would've stuck it straight in his arm. 59 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:09,320 So you did the right thing. 60 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:13,160 I don't know, I thought at the time I knew what was right. 61 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,320 Maybe I didn't. I... 62 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,640 I've never been able to tell him it's because I love him. 63 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,840 Reckon Rose will give me a refund if I get you home early? 64 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:47,840 Sorry. What? 65 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,359 Sorry. 66 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,479 What did you say? 67 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,039 Come on. 68 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,039 I've wasted enough of your time. 69 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:00,320 I'll get the car and I'll take you home. 70 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,119 I don't wanna go home. 71 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,919 - What? - I don't wanna go home. 72 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:10,840 It's... 73 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:26,920 ♪ Your soft mouth was made for me ♪ 74 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:31,079 ♪ Yes, it was ♪ 75 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,920 ♪ Your soft mouth was made for me ♪ 76 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:37,359 ♪ Yes, it was ♪ 77 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,840 ♪ Your broad back was made for me ♪ 78 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,439 ♪ Yes, it was ♪ 79 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:47,440 ♪ Your broad back was made for me ♪ 80 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,200 ♪ Just because ♪ 81 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:54,999 ♪ Your slow hands were made for me ♪ 82 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,640 ♪ Yes, they were ♪ 83 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:01,040 ♪ Your slow hands were made for me ♪ 84 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,399 ♪ Give me more ♪ 85 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:11,119 ♪ Mm-mm mm-mm-mm mm-mm ♪ 86 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:14,439 ♪ Mm-mm mm-mm-mm mm-mm ♪ 87 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:17,560 ♪ Mm-mm mm-mm-mm mm-mm... ♪ 88 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:52,640 Adele? 89 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:54,800 Yes? 90 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:59,560 I just rang to see how you're going. 91 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,160 How I'm going? 92 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:05,999 I mean... I hope you're okay. 93 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,280 I'm fine. 94 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:11,000 All right. 95 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,359 Great. 96 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:15,519 How do you think I'm going? Go fuck yourself! 97 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,559 We should have gone to 98 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,079 couples counseling years ago, 99 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:25,880 but he always bloody refused. 100 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:30,359 Well, maybe you still can. Might not be too late. 101 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:31,999 That horse has bolted. 102 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,479 I don't even know where he is. 103 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,280 Or what he's doing. 104 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,680 Or who he's doing. 105 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,999 What, you think there's another woman? 106 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,879 For all I know, he could have been having an affair for years. 107 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,160 It happens. 108 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:49,280 Probably shacked up with her and been too gutless to tell me. 109 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:55,119 He's gonna have to tell the kids 'cause I'm bloody well not. 110 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,879 They need to know that he's the one that left. 111 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,920 None of this "shared responsibility" bullshit. 112 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,840 They've always thought the sun shines out of his arse. 113 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,360 Which I supposed I encouraged. 114 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,960 Oh, God, listen to me. 115 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,920 I'm so sorry. I'm such a shit friend. 116 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,200 How are you doing? 117 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,080 Whoo! 118 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,160 You all right? 119 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:54,479 Oh! Oh. 120 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,280 I've never done that before. Oh! 121 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:01,399 You are seriously good at this. 122 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,839 Done what before? 123 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:10,119 Simultaneous orgasms, like in the movies. 124 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:14,999 I mean, I've pretended to do it but... 125 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,680 What did you do that for? 126 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,719 Just... to be polite. 127 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:23,879 And I just didn't think it existed for me. 128 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:26,279 Not in real life anyway. 129 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:28,079 You stick with me. 130 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:30,440 There's plenty more where that came from. 131 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,760 Mind you... 132 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,680 ...you might have to give me half an hour to recharge. 133 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:43,080 Right. What needs to be done? 134 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,679 Let's sort everything into throw out and give away. 135 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:51,440 Well, the charities won't accept socks and jocks, 136 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:55,760 but maybe these can be recycled for rags or something. 137 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:00,799 I hate things going to landfill. What are... What are these? 138 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:01,999 Oh! 139 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,440 Yeah, they stopped making his favorite jocks 140 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:06,959 and he complained the double gusset in the new design 141 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:07,920 squashed his boys. 142 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,879 Yeah, so he bought up big before they ran out. 143 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,999 He liked to boast it was the only time 144 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,999 he paid full price for clothing in his life, 145 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,679 which is a complete lie. 146 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,119 He spent 60 bucks on a cap 147 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,719 at that Archie Roach concert, for starters. 148 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,639 We're experts at believing our own lies, aren't we? 149 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:26,079 There's gotta be about 20 pairs here. 150 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:29,719 He calculated he'd have enough to see him out and he was right. 151 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:31,719 You know, the sooner you get rid of all this, 152 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,359 the sooner you can move on. 153 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:34,999 I can drop these off at my local-- 154 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,799 Oh, for God sake, Adele. This is Billy. It's not Luke. 155 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,319 We loved each other. 156 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,319 ♪ wistful music ♪ 157 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:42,999 Sorry. 158 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,840 I'm not ready to do this. 159 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,120 Can you go, please? 160 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,919 Listen, I've got an inquiry for a 50th. 161 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:10,839 Could be fun. Uh, decent budget. 162 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,440 Robert offered me a job. 163 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:15,999 What kind of job? 164 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,039 Lunches at Burgundy. 165 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:19,560 Lena's leaving. 166 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:24,119 - You know what he's doing. - It's a good job, Dani. 167 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,239 Secure. 168 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,039 Yeah, I know. 169 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:29,999 Did you say yes? 170 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,719 I said I'd think about it. 171 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,160 I wanted to talk to you. 172 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,919 Can you hold off? 173 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,279 I'm hoping to be needing you full-time, Stella. 174 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:40,879 My loan's about to come through. 175 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,920 The bank said I should hear by the end of the month. 176 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:46,600 Rose. 177 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,679 Sorry. Um... 178 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:51,320 Can we talk? 179 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:54,119 Uh, yeah. 180 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,919 Can you finish up here? 181 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,039 Sure. 182 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,200 Come. 183 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:04,040 Is there where you met? 184 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,319 In the kitchen. 185 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:09,640 He was hiding from his brother. 186 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:20,999 Look, I know you've told me what happened and I'm sorry. 187 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:25,560 It's stupid, but would you mind going through it again, please? 188 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,639 We arrived at the venue. 189 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:30,719 So you know 190 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:31,880 all these people? 191 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,999 Some. It's the who's who of the restaurant world. 192 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:40,400 Oh, so like the Logies, only for foodies rather than TV wankers. 193 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,440 Yes. Thank you. 194 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,039 - No, thanks. - Dani. 195 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:47,359 - Helena. - I'm so glad to see you here. 196 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,999 - How are you? - I'm-- 197 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,199 - Hi, I'm Billy Brennan. G'day. - Oh. Billy, I'm sorry. 198 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,719 This is Helena Horwitz. 199 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:56,199 Helena is editor-in-chief of Gourmandise. 200 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:59,119 Well, I'm better at eating food than reading about it. 201 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:02,440 I'm sure you are. But, darling, how are you doing? 202 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:05,199 I'm great. I'm great. 203 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,999 I'm... I'm just about to launch a new place, actually. 204 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,999 - I'm... so excited. - Go you. 205 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,440 - Where? - Well, it's under wraps for now. 206 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,999 But you'll be the first to hear about it, I promise. 207 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,639 Can't wait. 208 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,319 Thank you. 209 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,319 - Wh-- - Don't say anything. 210 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:28,919 Say something. 211 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:31,319 - Um, which is it? - Uh, just keep talking. 212 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,999 Just say anything. 213 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,919 "There was movement at the station, 214 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,440 for the word had passed around 215 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,919 that the colt from old Regret had got away." 216 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,919 Ex-boyfriend done you wrong? 217 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,039 Oh, something like that. Yes. 218 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,759 Oh, is that why I'm here? A bit of payback. 219 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:51,959 You want me to whack him? 220 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,999 Don't be silly. 221 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,800 Um, just, um... Will you look at me like I'm fascinating? 222 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,080 You are fascinating. 223 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:03,959 Give me your hand. 224 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,839 - Come on. - What are you doing? 225 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:09,400 - No, Billy, don't, please. - I'm facing your demons. 226 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:11,159 - Please, I can't. - Yes, you can. 227 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:13,919 - Hello, Robert. - Dani. Well... 228 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,839 Didn't expect to see you here. 229 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,679 Yet here I am. 230 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,759 - Um... - Hello, Leisa. 231 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:20,999 Dani. 232 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,199 - Billy Brennan. - Robert. 233 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,400 Robert Nash. 234 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,359 Dani's told me all about you, Robert. 235 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:27,720 And none of it good. 236 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,319 You're looking well. 237 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,319 Isn't she? 238 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:38,359 She's going great guns. She's starting up a new place. 239 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,199 - Oh! - Gosh, sorry. 240 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,199 That's meant to be under wraps. I'm sorry. 241 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,840 You can't take me anywhere. I'm just so proud of you. 242 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,039 - Would you excuse us? - Certainly. 243 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,400 Thank you. 244 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:52,319 What are you doing? 245 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:55,359 I'm singing for my supper. Having fun. 246 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,319 Could you just hold this? 247 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:59,119 I'm just gonna... use the bathroom. 248 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,440 - You all right? - Yeah. Good. 249 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,119 Dani. 250 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,400 Caroline. 251 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,159 You're so brave coming here tonight. 252 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,920 Must have taken courage. 253 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,120 Don't listen to what they're saying out there, eh? 254 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,319 Do you wanna go through, find our table? 255 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,800 No. We've gotta get out of here. 256 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:52,999 Dani. 257 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,319 - What's... Dani, what's wrong? - Oh, I'm sorry. 258 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,919 - Do you want me to get the car? - Sorry, no, I need to walk. 259 00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:00,639 - Oh. - Oh, listen. 260 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,999 This was a mistake. I'm so sorry. 261 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,999 I shouldn't have dragged you here. 262 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,999 Oh, God, you didn't even get dinner. 263 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,879 Oh, don't worry about that. 264 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,119 Probably too poncy for me anyway. 265 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,599 I'm probably more of a steak-and-chips kind of guy. 266 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,759 - Here, come on. Have that. - Thanks. Oh. 267 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,719 What did Billy have? 268 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,639 Oh, um... 269 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:23,400 The chicken, I think, yes. 270 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,999 Really? That's not like Billy. 271 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,719 He usually goes for red meat. 272 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,719 Oh, the choice was chicken or fish. 273 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:33,600 Oh. And... And what about dessert? 274 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:38,159 He got the chocolate tart 275 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,080 and I had the lemon sorbet. 276 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,959 Did Billy seem all right? 277 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,040 If he didn't feel okay, he wasn't letting on. 278 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:50,400 Um, was his schmoozing up to scratch? 279 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:51,999 More than. 280 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,759 He didn't know anyone, so he wasn't intimidated. 281 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,200 Yeah, that's Billy. He likes... 282 00:15:58,560 --> 00:15:59,560 He liked to chat. 283 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,400 So... 284 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,000 ...you gonna tell me who this Robert geezer was? 285 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,279 We used to run a restaurant together. 286 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,760 Dani's in Paddington. 287 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,959 Should I be impressed? 288 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,359 Well, we did win Best New Restaurant. 289 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,040 Got two hats in the first year. 290 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,000 What sort of hats? 291 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:25,999 Toques. 292 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,799 Chef's hats. 293 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,040 Oh! 294 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,999 So what's the story? 295 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,999 We were happy. We had it all. 296 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,280 Until... 297 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,400 ...he met Leisa. 298 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:45,999 She wanted babies and me out of his life. 299 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,359 Ouch. 300 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:50,079 He promised he'd keep his money in the restaurant, 301 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,359 that Dani's was safe, 302 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,759 but, um, he pulled out and took everything. 303 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,440 What, you went bust? 304 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,800 I lost everything. 305 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,999 So why did you even wanna go in there? 306 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:09,079 I don't know. 307 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,839 I thought it was ready to make amends, 308 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:14,679 to network, even, I... 309 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,799 Well, so what about this exciting new place 310 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,159 that's under wraps? 311 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,999 I mean, I've applied for a business loan. 312 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,279 Wow! You'll get there. 313 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,799 Oh! 314 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,639 Oh... bugger! 315 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,999 You did ask for extra sauce. 316 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,120 Billy went quiet. 317 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:42,080 I thought he was tired or had just drunk too much. 318 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,760 But then he collapsed. 319 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,999 I couldn't tell if he was breathing. 320 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,879 I called the ambulance 321 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,119 and as soon as I knew which hospital 322 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,880 he was being taken to, I called you. 323 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:56,720 I'm sorry, Rose. 324 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,160 I really don't know what to say. 325 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,880 - I wish we'd never-- - No, no, don't. Stop. No. Stop. 326 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,040 It's not your fault. 327 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,400 Oh, shit. 328 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,999 Hey, can we talk? 329 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,319 Not if it's about your money. 330 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,999 Well, you said I could have it. 331 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,599 Have you ever heard of probate, Gary? 332 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,639 I mean, there are formalities. There's red tape. 333 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,879 - And it can take ages. - Yeah, well, don't have ages. 334 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:41,679 - Well, I'm sorry. - Can you give us an advance? 335 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,039 - Ten thousand? - What? Of my money? 336 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,079 Yeah, well, I need it for my reunion tour. 337 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,959 Ye... Sorry, your what? 338 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,639 Yeah, I pulled a band together. 339 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,879 Uh, we're gonna hit the country pubs and the RSLs. 340 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,999 Nostalgia's big. You know, people don't forget. 341 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,279 So you're gonna spend your inheritance on a vanity tour? 342 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,599 Oh, yeah, go on. Have a laugh. 343 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,599 Mate, all the... all the old bands are doing it. 344 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,359 Uh, Justin Doyle's giving us studio time. 345 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,639 Come on, Rose. Just... Just 10,000 to get it started. 346 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:06,999 I've already booked the venues. 347 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,279 Most of my money is frozen with Billy's accounts. 348 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,079 So you're gonna have to wait till probate's granted 349 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:11,880 like the rest of us. 350 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,759 Yeah, you and Billy have always 351 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,359 gotta keep your feet on my throat, don't you? 352 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,120 Well, fuck you! 353 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,560 - ♪ upbeat folk music - Thanks for that. 354 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:43,040 "I exercise never, rarely, sometimes, regularly." 355 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:47,640 Regularly. 356 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,920 "I drink alcohol never, rarely, sometimes, regularly." 357 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,999 Rarely. 358 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,920 ♪ When you're feeling small... ♪ 359 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:01,440 Sometimes. 360 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:02,999 "I have children. I want children. 361 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:03,999 I don't want children." 362 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,080 Oh, for God sake. God. 363 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:11,159 So... "Update a photo so we can show you your matches." 364 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,039 Nup. Nup. I'll do it later. 365 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,199 Finish. Finish. Fi... 366 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,839 Oh, come on! 367 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,999 ♪ upbeat folk music continues ♪ 368 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,640 ♪ What in heaven's name have you done? ♪ 369 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,759 Arsehole! 370 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:31,639 ♪ The sound of loneliness... ♪ 371 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,999 ♪ You're out there runnin' just to be on the run... ♪ 372 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:42,319 ♪ I got a heart that burns with a fever... ♪ 373 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,000 ♪ I got a worried and a jealous mind ♪ 374 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:55,000 ♪ How can a love that will last forever ♪ 375 00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,840 ♪ Get left so far behind? ♪ 376 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,320 ♪ What in the world's come over you? ♪ 377 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:13,079 ♪ What in heaven's name have you done? ♪ 378 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,719 Fuck! 379 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:19,599 ♪ You've broken the speed of the sound of loneliness... ♪ 380 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:56,280 What? 381 00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,679 He left you too. 382 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,960 "Premium." 383 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,319 Yeah, premium. 384 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,640 Uh... 385 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,119 I'm in. 386 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,440 "Please be patient while your photos are verified." 387 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,800 Did you have to put a shirt on? 388 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:53,960 Yep. 389 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,400 But I love your tits. 390 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,879 I'm cold. It's freezing in here. 391 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,879 So much the better. 392 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,879 - Yep. Three. - Oh, damn. 393 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:07,999 Bugger. 394 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,999 Oh, wait. 395 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,719 - Oof. - Four. 396 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,159 - Yeah? - Taste. 397 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,239 Yeah, you ready to go again? 398 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,999 - Seriously? - Uh-huh. 399 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,199 I thought we used up all your lube. 400 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,079 No, I got some more. 401 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:22,920 Um... 402 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:24,920 I, uh... 403 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:27,720 ...don't want to admit it. 404 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,400 But I'm feelin' it a bit. 405 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,919 What? I thought you were like a Duracell bunny? 406 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,999 Yeah, but even bunnies need a time-out. 407 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,560 Oh, God. I gotta wee. 408 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,719 I love your bum even more than your tits. 409 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:52,759 Could you stop saying "tits"? Oh, Jesus. Ow. 410 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,959 Go and see an orthopedic surgeon. 411 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,999 Oh, I know! Should. 412 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:02,079 - Just keep putting it off. - Why? 413 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:03,879 I'm scared. 414 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,879 It's a big operation. 415 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,999 And, you know, and then there's recovery 416 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,400 and there's... rehab. 417 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,760 I live in a van. 418 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,239 - So nice to see you. - Cheers, man. 419 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,239 Oh, hi! 420 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,680 Glad you could make it. 421 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:02,919 Sascha. 422 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,799 Uh, nice to meet you. 423 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,879 Oh! You're not him. 424 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,799 - Sorry? - Oh, nothing. 425 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,919 I thought you might be an old school friend of my brother's. 426 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,599 - Ah! - I was gonna surprise him. 427 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:18,039 "Lucky Luke" we used to call him, but you're not. 428 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,440 No. Not Lucky Luke, sorry. 429 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,920 Yeah. I can see that now. You're too old. 430 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,760 I had the biggest crush on him. 431 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,879 Can I get you a drink? 432 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,440 Nah. It's okay. I'll go. 433 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,760 If it's any help, um... 434 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:36,880 ...I'm feeling lucky. 435 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,599 Okay. 436 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:45,319 Well, I've been on the apps since Josh decided he was gay. 437 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:46,679 My husband. 438 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,119 Oh, God. I'm sorry. 439 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,999 Yeah, it was shit of him to force me onto the apps. 440 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,199 - You don't like them? - Oh, my God. 441 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,239 You're so green. 442 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:57,639 How can you tell? 443 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,599 Well, your crap profile, for starters. 444 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,279 Really, it's one of the worst I've seen 445 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,719 and that's saying a lot. 446 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,039 - You answered it. - Yeah. 447 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,359 Because I thought you were an ancient crush. 448 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:09,199 - I got, like, 40 responses. - Bots. 449 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,120 Romance scammers. Mostly men. 450 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,239 Or desperate girls looking for a ticket into the country. 451 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,079 - You're kidding? - You're fresh meat, my friend. 452 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,759 They can smell you. 453 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:21,719 "Where 454 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,280 I want my ashes scattered." 455 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,719 - That's it. - Yep. 456 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,999 I thought you said we were reading a will. 457 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,199 We are. 458 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,359 This side, it says, "Rosie gets the lot." 459 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:36,679 That's not a will. That's you two getting pissed one night. 460 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,159 - Have you got anything better? - Oh, God. 461 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:41,400 Look, I told Billy that we needed to do proper wills. 462 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:44,039 I even got the kit from the post office years ago. 463 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:45,000 Is that legal? 464 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,039 I checked with our lawyer. It is. 465 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:50,279 Unless you can find something more recent, more formal, 466 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,999 or someone decides to challenge it. 467 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,679 Don't tell Gary. 468 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,359 Door's open. Bloody Billy. 469 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,400 The Blue Pacific Hotel. 470 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,999 Place is a shithole. 471 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,759 God, no wonder the conversation turned morbid. 472 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,199 So... 473 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,999 "On the pitch at the SCG." 474 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,839 What, I mean, can you even do that? 475 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:13,920 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 476 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:16,999 Billy wanted his ashes scattered at the Sydney Cricket Ground. 477 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,079 We also wanted some to go to Cardiff Arms Park. 478 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,039 Flights included? 479 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,319 Nineteen eighty-four. 480 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,359 Wallabies versus Wales. 481 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:28,999 We were shooting it. 482 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,999 The whole crowd 483 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,960 sang Land of My Fathers in Welsh. 484 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,959 He said it sounded like a choir of angels. 485 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,000 - God. - It's true. 486 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,319 He choked up every time he told that story. 487 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,119 - Had he been drinking? - Anyway, it's been pulled down. 488 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,079 It's the Millennium Stadium now. 489 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,959 Oh! 490 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,359 Next. 491 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:51,279 "Hordern Pavilion stage." 492 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:54,199 G'day, all. 493 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,759 Oh, Sarah. 494 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,919 - Hi. - Hi, Manaaki. 495 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,879 - Hi. How are you? - Yeah, good. Nice to see you. 496 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,159 For God sake, you two. Just cut it out. 497 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,279 You're both naked under your clothes. 498 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,719 It sticks out like dog's bollocks. 499 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,719 - I told you to wait longer. - I couldn't wait that long. 500 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,679 - And no judging. - I'm not judging you. 501 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,440 You're a grown-up. I'm not so sure about him. 502 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,639 - Okay, next. - Oh, no, he's a grown-up. 503 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,959 "The side street up from the Bridge Hotel." 504 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,599 - Oh. - What? Why? 505 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,999 That's where Emma was conceived. 506 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,599 A side street? Mum? 507 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,479 Actually, a green-and-white Cortina GT, to be more precise. 508 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:30,440 I loved that car. 509 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,359 You never told me I was conceived in a car. 510 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:33,999 Classic. Front seat or back? 511 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,799 - Gross. Don't answer that. - Back. 512 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:36,999 That's it. 513 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,679 Four places. 514 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,959 Billy always spread himself thin. 515 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,440 Oh, God! 516 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,199 Careful of the will. 517 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,039 Laura still busy with work? 518 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,359 - Uh-huh. - Hello. 519 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,920 Is everything okay with you two? 520 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,639 - Oh, sorry I'm late. - Hey. 521 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,239 Thought I had some leftover pastry in the freezer, 522 00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:57,160 but it wasn't enough. 523 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,440 What did I miss? 524 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:02,039 Um, Billy's wish list for his ashes. 525 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,799 Apparently he and Rex had the conversation. 526 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,959 They were pissed. 527 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,359 Come here. 528 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,799 Rex! 529 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,079 You will be relieved to know 530 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,559 that I have banished you-know-who from my mind. 531 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:15,560 Oh. 532 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,719 You'd be amazed what a bit of exorcising can do. 533 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,159 What have you done? 534 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:22,440 Let's just say he won't be coming back for his clothes. 535 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:24,960 Anyway. 536 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,999 Enough about he who will remain nameless. 537 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,039 Today's about Billy. 538 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,919 To absent husbands. 539 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,280 Dead and as good as. 540 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,280 I still love her. I mean, we've been married 34 years. 541 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,040 Brought up three fantastic children. 542 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:49,279 To tell you the truth, I didn't completely think it through. 543 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,520 It was a gut thing. 544 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:57,440 My best mate just dropped dead out of the blue, you know? 545 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:58,120 He just... 546 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:00,759 And it... 547 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:01,880 And I guess it hit me. 548 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:07,520 It could happen to any one of us at any time. 549 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,840 It could happen tomorrow. 550 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,279 What? 551 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:18,199 Do you have any idea 552 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,279 how much of a vibe killer all of that is? 553 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,599 First rule of dating - don't rant about the ex. 554 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,919 And never say she's crazy or a bitch. 555 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,840 - She isn't and I didn't. - Or that you still love her. 556 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,879 So many rules. 557 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,679 You got a long way to go, my friend. 558 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,440 It is obviously way too early for you to be out in the wild. 559 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,159 It's a jungle out here. 560 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,999 - It is? - Yeah. 561 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,999 I met a guy who told me on the second date 562 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,079 that he was sleeping with four other women. 563 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,240 One of them was his wife. 564 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,879 He told me I was number five and he was going for the half-dozen. 565 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,400 There's a lot of "single guys" out there. 566 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,839 Guys who say they're rich when they're not, 567 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:56,960 normal when they're not, 568 00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,639 and the number of men that lie about their height. 569 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,599 As if they're not gonna get busted. 570 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,719 I am 5'11". 571 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,159 You're not. 572 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,879 And then there was the gynecologist. 573 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,599 Oh, my God. 574 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,999 The gynecologist. 575 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,839 - Tell. - Uh, no. 576 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,239 No. 577 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,880 We don't know each other well enough yet. 578 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,040 Do they look even to you? 579 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,799 I think this end one looks a bit mean. 580 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,440 - Oh. Uh-- - Rose. 581 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,599 Have you got a funnel or maybe a spoon? 582 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,159 Just... Can't we just pour them in? 583 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,119 Just, why don't you hold the bag? 584 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,679 Okay. 585 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,839 Oh, shit. 586 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,959 Um... Oh. I don't... 587 00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:58,839 I can't just wipe him up. 588 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,839 We could try snorting him. 589 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,279 Stop it! 590 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,999 This is obscene. We can't divide Dad up like this. 591 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,999 It's not right. It's not fucking funny. 592 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,279 Okay, okay. Um, look, Billy didn't think this through. 593 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:13,319 Can you just maybe put him back in his urn, okay? 594 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,719 Just put him back in his urn and he can bloody go in one place. 595 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,199 Okay, one place only. 596 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,119 "What you see is what you get." 597 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,279 What is wrong with that? 598 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,719 Well, if what we get is this photo of you with a fish, 599 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:28,079 then I am swiping hard left and so is every other woman. 600 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,359 I took a few selfies and they were awful, 601 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,679 so I thought the fish shot showed me active. 602 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,679 Caught that down the coast a while ago. 603 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,999 Yeah, 10 years ago, by the look of the hairline. 604 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,239 - Give or take, yeah. - Show me your selfies. 605 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,839 - No. - At least they're current. 606 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,000 Come on. 607 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,200 You're just gonna... 608 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:52,999 I can see why you chose the fish. 609 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:53,840 Hmm. 610 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,359 And I can tell you for free, 611 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,440 no woman wants to see you in your bathroom 612 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,999 or with your shirt off or with sunglasses. 613 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,839 All right, how about I show you 614 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,320 how to take a proper profile picture? 615 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,639 Great. Thanks. 616 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:14,680 Buy me another drink. 617 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,999 Just be normal. Just be normal. 618 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,359 Now caption it your sister's birthday. 619 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:38,839 And make sure you crop me out, 620 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:40,999 and whatever you do, don't use that scribble effect. 621 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,040 It's creepy. Yeah. 622 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,159 Oh, excuse me. What is that? 623 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,319 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 624 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,999 Okay, you wanna know another rule about the first date? 625 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,800 - It's not what you think. - I'm pretty sure it is. 626 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,999 I...I took half a pill on the way over here. 627 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,160 In case you got lucky. 628 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:02,759 I've only slept with Adele for the past-- 629 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,879 Thirty-four years. Yeah, I know. You told me. 630 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,159 - Hm. - Pay the bill. 631 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,440 I... I'm really sorry. 632 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,279 It's just embarrassing. 633 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,520 - I-- - No. It'll make a good story. 634 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,320 Now let's get outta here. 635 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,440 Before your luck runs out. 636 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,079 When can I see you again? 637 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,759 - You can't. - What? 638 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,999 - Why? - You're not my type. 639 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,999 I was helping you out, new boy. 640 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:34,920 But we... 641 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:37,320 W-why? 642 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:43,199 Random act of kindness that'll help me get into heaven. 643 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:48,840 Wait. 644 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:51,920 Was it... Uh... 645 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:54,440 Was the sex okay? 646 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:56,640 It was fine. 647 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,199 Maybe get yourself a real place. 648 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,400 This all feels a bit sad. 649 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,640 ♪ whimsical music 650 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,800 Okay, guys. In you go. 651 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,039 Let's go. 652 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,160 Hey. 653 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,679 - Hey. - Came as quick as I could. 654 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,279 Okay. 655 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,759 What's he doing here? 656 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,199 I don't know. Rex must have called him. 657 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,879 - Why? - Oh, come on, Del. 658 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:47,999 He's Billy's mate. 659 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,199 Don't expect me to be civil to him. 660 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,840 I wouldn't dream of it. 661 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,999 Hey, there's a step there. 662 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,199 Mind your step. 663 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,839 Righto. Mate, come on. 664 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,359 Come on. Let's do this quickly. 665 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,279 Well, no, hang on, he wouldn't wanna be here. 666 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:10,999 He'd wanna be out in the middle, yeah? 667 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,440 - Yeah, yeah. - Is that right? We'll just go. 668 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,959 There hasn't been a rugby league game 669 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,000 out here for years. 670 00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,999 And why the hell would he wanna put his ashes 671 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,719 where the bloody Swans put on the Gay-F-L? 672 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:21,400 - Shut-- - Just drop it, Manaaki. 673 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,839 - Come on. We're here now. - Well, yeah, come on. 674 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,999 Oi! What do you lot think you're doing? 675 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,199 What the hell are you up to? Who let you in? 676 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,119 I produce In the Sheds. 677 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:35,119 This is a media pass. I've got clearance. 678 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,999 Not out here in the middle of the night, you don't. 679 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,199 - Mate, we won't be long. - Bloody oath, you won't. 680 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,999 You're outta here right now. Come on, let's go. 681 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,279 I'm sorry. We're just trying to do something for my husband. 682 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,000 - It was his last wish. - What kind of something? 683 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,359 Scatter his ashes. 684 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,400 - No bloody way. - Mate, just... 685 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:56,999 Just give us a break, hey? 686 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,640 - Just take three minutes. - Hey. Aren't you Manny Rata? 687 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,359 Yeah. Manaaki. Yeah. Yeah. 688 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,599 Used to play for the Maroubra Lions, didn't ya? 689 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,159 - Yeah, that's it. - You and your mate, um, Billy-- 690 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,999 - Brennan. - That's it. 691 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,639 - I was Coogee Dolphins. - Ohh! 692 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,279 He was a shit center. 693 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:20,999 - But an all right winger. - Yeah, yeah. Well, not anymore. 694 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,759 'Cause, uh, heart attack. 695 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,919 Oh, shit. Poor bugger. 696 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,720 Yeah, so that's who we're... 697 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,999 How about it, mate? Two minutes. 698 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,400 It's against regulations. 699 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,079 If we let everyone who wanted to do it, 700 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,440 this place would be like a bloody bushfire-- 701 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:39,599 We're not asking you to let everyone do it. 702 00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,160 Yeah. For old times sake. Come on. 703 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,239 I'm clocking off in 15. 704 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,279 So you better be outta here before then. 705 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:49,799 - Yep. - Absolutely. 706 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,359 - Loud and clear. Thanks. - Thank you so much. 707 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:52,879 - Thanks, mate. - Thank you. 708 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,440 - Make sure you tread him in. - Yeah, will do. 709 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,919 - Didn't mention your name. - 'Cause I was too fast. 710 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,159 He never even saw me. Let's get this going, all right? 711 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:02,440 - Yeah. - All right, guys. Come on. 712 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,639 ♪ upbeat rock music 713 00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,600 This is what he wanted. Hold that, darl'. 714 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,279 ♪ Go out yonder ♪ 715 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,279 ♪ Peace in the valley ♪ 716 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:15,999 ♪ Come downtown... ♪ 717 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,079 Sleep easy, Billy. 718 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:22,920 ♪ Oh, you don't know the shape I'm in ♪ 719 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:29,639 ♪ Has anybody seen my lady? ♪ 720 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:33,999 ♪ This living alone It'll drive me crazy ♪ 721 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:38,440 ♪ Oh, you don't know the shape I'm in... ♪ 722 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,640 You heard about me and Adele. 723 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,759 Mate, they heard it up in Mongolia. 724 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,080 - So I got on an app. - Course you did. 725 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,400 Went out on a date. 726 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,919 - How old? - Young. Fifties. 727 00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:58,840 Is it? 728 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,520 Went back to mine and had sex. 729 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,639 Ooh! That's not bad for a first date. 730 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:06,280 Good on you, brother. 731 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,160 And? 732 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:16,599 She said the sex was..."fine". 733 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:17,760 She said the word "fine"? 734 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,079 Oh, Lukey, "fine" is bad. 735 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,000 It's very, very bad. 736 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,880 I cannot believe that Luke had the hide to show up. 737 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,799 How dare he think he can just fit back in? 738 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,719 To be honest, hon, he did know Billy before you. 739 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:35,920 But that's not the point. 740 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,440 What, am I supposed to just act like nothing's happened? 741 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,440 Well, she's sexy and funny, 742 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,559 and we've been doing this solidly for a whole week. 743 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:44,599 Ohhh. 744 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,239 I tell you what, she is more gorgeous 745 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:48,879 than any 40-year-old I've ever been with. 746 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,359 - So how old is she? - Oh, she's old. 747 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:52,999 Like, our age. 748 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,440 - Oh. - Mature. Like a... 749 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,279 Like a really good cheddar 750 00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:00,679 or a really aged bottle of red. 751 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,639 - What did you say? - Eh? 752 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,919 Argh, fuck! 753 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,440 - Fuck, that's my bad knee. - Yeah, good. 754 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,599 Not bad for an old girl, huh? 755 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,759 What... 756 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,759 Sarah. Sarah. 757 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,079 Sarah, wait. 758 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,999 Oh, my God. It was a... 759 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,400 It was a compliment. 760 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,999 Oh, yeah? Telling your mates I'm like an old cheese. 761 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,999 - Where the fuck do you get off? - I don't know. 762 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,999 I don't know. It was stupid. 763 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,999 I mean, you're older than me, you sexist pig. 764 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,719 How would you feel if I compared you 765 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:34,039 to some old shriveled cabanossi? 766 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,000 Well, could you make it a salami? 767 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,999 Okay, sorry. All right. Can we... 768 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,440 Can we... can we talk about this on the way home? 769 00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,199 No, I... I'm not getting in the car with you. 770 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,800 Oh, come on, Sarah. Sarah, you have to. 771 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,280 I don't think I can drive on this. 772 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,999 You talk to your mates about me again, 773 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,599 about what we're doing, about my age, 774 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,119 I'm gonna cut your balls off. 775 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,440 - Have you got it? - Yep. 776 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:04,999 - Yep. - Yep. Okay. I...I'm an idiot. 777 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,999 But I just wanted someone to know how good it's been. 778 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,079 Fuck, Manny. I feel betrayed. 779 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:13,719 You really hurt me. 780 00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:16,400 Yeah, well, I think we're kind of even on that score. 781 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,999 Sarah. Sarah, wait. 782 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,039 Del. 783 00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:21,879 Why are you here? 784 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,279 Rex invited me. 785 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,079 You didn't have to come. 786 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:28,079 Yeah, I was hoping to see you. You're not taking my calls. 787 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,999 Oh, Christ, Luke. Just leave me alone. Can't-- 788 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,560 - You're avoiding me. - Of course I am avoiding you. 789 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,639 What do you want? 790 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,200 Oh, just to see if you're okay. 791 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,999 Well, I'm not. All right? 792 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,279 - I'm not. - Maybe not now. 793 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:50,200 But I get it. I was hoping we can be friends. 794 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:52,680 Friends? 795 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,999 With no warning, you walk out on a 34-year marriage. 796 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,799 That's a lifetime, Luke. That counts. 797 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,279 - Of course it does. - Now you want to be friends. 798 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,840 And you can come and get your bloody dog. 799 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,160 Just answer me one thing. 800 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,000 Why? 801 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,879 I guess I couldn't bear the thought 802 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,600 of doing the same thing every day for the rest of my life. 803 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,039 Do you want to come in for a cup of tea? 804 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,039 No, it's late. I'll get going. 805 00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:58,960 Will Laura be home? 806 00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:06,279 - We broke up. - What? When? 807 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:09,039 - Why didn't you tell me? - You've had a lot going on. 808 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,839 Oh, Em. 809 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,159 Is that why she wasn't at the wake? 810 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,400 I asked her not to come. 811 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:17,959 Oh, God. 812 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,920 What happened? I mean, you... you two were planning a baby. 813 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:24,799 She decided she wasn't ready 814 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,440 and she wanted to open up the relationship, so... 815 00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:31,440 - What, open it to other people? - Yeah. I couldn't hack it. 816 00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,800 Well, of course you couldn't. I mean, that's not fair. 817 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,840 It is for some people, Mum. People do it. 818 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,680 Em, I need to tell you something. 819 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:54,759 I haven't been honest with you. 820 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,040 What about? 821 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,759 Your dad was out with Dani the night he died. 822 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,839 - So he was having an affair? - No, no. No, of course not. 823 00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:06,319 That's not it. 824 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:10,759 Okay, so, um, they met at the sailos 825 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,799 and she brought him home drunk 826 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:16,719 and asked if he could be her plus one at some awards night. 827 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:18,359 - Why? - I don't know. 828 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:21,280 She didn't have anyone else to ask. It's sad, really. 829 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:25,599 The silly thing is that... 830 00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,359 ...she paid quite a lot of money for him. 831 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,119 It was the proceeds of some bet. 832 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:32,279 You didn't take it. 833 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,679 I thought it was a joke, really. 834 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,999 You're telling everyone he was at a work function. 835 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,160 I didn't know what else to say. 836 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,279 You know, if I could go back-- 837 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:42,679 Oh, my God. That's so fucked up. 838 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,639 - I know. It sounds-- - No, Mum, seriously. 839 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:45,640 This is so fucked up. 840 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,239 - Emma, listen-- - I don't want to. 841 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:52,840 I don't want to. Oh, I just want to go home. 842 00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:57,800 Okay. 59800

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