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- What are you doing?
- What?
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You're eating my ficus.
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Look at that.
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It's really good.
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Setting aside the fact that
"you're eating my ficus" sounds dirty,
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you're eating his ficus.
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It's delicious. Here, try it.
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- What? No. No. Uh...
- Yeah.
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It smells good.
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Take a bite.
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- Oh, my God.
- Right?
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This is unbelievable.
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- What's happening?
- You gotta try this.
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- You're kidding?
- Just try it.
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This is the best damn thing
I've ever put in my mouth
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and I've put some cwazy shit in my mouth.
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I think I know what's going on.
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Oh, I'll tell you what's going on.
This is the most--
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What is happening?
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I believe you're chewing your cud.
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She's what-ing her what?
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"The human body is a miracle."
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"We have four stomachs,
just like our ancestors, the cows."
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That's ridiculous.
How could we be descended from...
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cows?
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All wight. This universe is stupid.
Push that button and let's get--
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Yum!
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I've been doing a little research.
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It turns out this universe
is pretty close to ours
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before the apocalypse.
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Couple of differences.
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Baseball doesn't have a DH rule
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and they don't have Skechers Slip-Ins.
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That's a drag.
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Are you weaving anything out there, buddy?
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Let's see. Okay.
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John Cougar is still John Cougar.
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He never went back to Mellencamp.
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We have four stomachs and chew our cud.
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Cud. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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All right, we have Kentucky bluegrass.
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- That's me.
- Smells delicious.
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- Who had the tall fescue?
- Me.
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So good.
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Bermuda for the gentleman.
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- Wow.
- Thank you.
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- And the clover for the lady.
- Thank you.
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Bon appétit.
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Hey, guys, I'm gonna throw
something out there.
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Why don't we just stay in this reality?
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What happened to you saving the universe?
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I know, but I mean, let's be honest.
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Were any of us really clear on
how that was supposed to work?
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- Not really.
- Right.
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And yeah, this place isn't perfect...
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but there's no evil computers,
no one's getting burned at the stake.
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- You really want to stay here?
- Why not?
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I mean, we can't get the hang
of that stupid machine.
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Every place we go turns out
to be dangerous.
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Last place was nice.
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I almost married a woman
who thought I was beautiful.
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Yeah, and then there was a violent riot
and we had to flee for our lives.
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Every rose has thorns, Stuart.
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I wonder what a rose would taste like.
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Thank you.
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How was everything?
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- Excellent.
- So good. Delicious.
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- Amazing.
- So good.
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Did you save room for dessert?
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Chef just got in some corn.
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Corn? You trying to fatten us up?
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A little, but it's worth it.
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Fine, one warge corn for the table.
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So, what would we do if we stayed here?
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I would run a comic book store,
you'd work with me,
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Bert would be a geologist,
and Kripke'd be an asshole.
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Asshole's more of a hobby than a vocation.
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Maybe we could even get married.
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Are you...
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proposing?
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Depends. Are you...
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accepting?
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I've always imagined this moment,
but with less vomit in my mouth.
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Well, I didn't mean
to put you on the spot.
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Just think about it.
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- Enjoy.
- Thank you.
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- That was really great.
- Yeah.
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In the middle there, did... did you moo?
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I did. You made me moo.
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I think it's the vegetarian diet.
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I'm more peppy.
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You sure are. I worked up an appetite.
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You want some hay? I've got some hay.
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Mm, yeah. Gimme.
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You know, I was thinking
about what you said at dinner.
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And?
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I think we could be happy here.
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People are really nice. The food's great.
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I hear the health care's terrific.
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One more reason to call this home.
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Sorry.
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- Yeah?
- It's me and Kripke.
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- Can we talk?
- Not a good time.
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Or just come in.
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- We don't wanna stay in Cowtown.
- Why not?
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We did pretty good
in those other universes.
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I had sex in three out of five of them,
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and granted, one was with Gary,
but he's a very genewous wover.
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If you're not gonna use
the Leonard/Sheldon device,
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we want to hit the road.
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Try our wuck somewhere else.
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What do you think?
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They take the machine, we're here forever.
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I'm okay with that.
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- It's all yours.
- Thank you.
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So...
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I guess this is goodbye.
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I guess so.
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Listen, I know I haven't been
the best twaveling companion.
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And?
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And what?
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- Goodbye, Kripke.
- Okay.
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- Bye, Bert.
- Bye.
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I'm actually gonna miss them.
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Yeah.
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Think you got one more moo in you?
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Only one way to find out.
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You know what you're doing?
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I am a world-wenowned physicist.
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I am perfectly capable
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of traversing interdimensional wealities.
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Bert, stop screaming!
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But we're falling to our death!
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Do you see a bottom?
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- No.
- What's that tell you?
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We're falling to our death eventually.
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Or not.
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So, now what?
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I don't know. Let's think it through.
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- Anything?
- Nope.
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So, back to screaming?
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Yeah, I guess so.
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I hope we made the right decision.
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I think we did. It's a beautiful world.
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Yeah.
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- Salt lick.
- Come to Mama.
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Two, please.
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It's so good.
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- Am I tasting sea salt?
- It's Himalayan.
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Yeah. There's the mountain.
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Everybody, listen to me!
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The universe is collapsing.
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We're running out of time!
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We must take action before it's too late.
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No one is safe.
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Ignore me all you want,
but it's coming for you!
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The end times are near, people!
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- Look, it's Raj.
- He's not dead here.
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- That's nice.
- You think you can go on?
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Living your little lives
in your little houses?
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It's coming for you!
It's coming for all of you!
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- Raj.
- What?
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What are you doing?
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What does it look like?
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To be honest, paranoid schizophrenia.
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Be right back.
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Are you familiar with the galaxy GN-z11?
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- Um, no.
- No.
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It's the most distant galaxy
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the Hubble telescope can see,
and guess what?
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Don't bother. It's a rhetorical question.
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The whole damn thing... gone.
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How can a galaxy disappear?
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You sure the Hubble telescope
doesn't have some schmutz on it?
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It's the Hubble! It doesn't have schmutz!
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Schmutz happens to everything.
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Listen to me. It's not just GN-z11.
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It's the Triangulum Galaxy
and the Hyperion proto-supercluster.
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- Oh, no.
- Why "oh, no"?
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"Oh, yay" sounded wrong.
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I've tried calling and warning everyone.
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JPL, NASA, the White House.
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You know what they said to me?
They said I was crazy.
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Really?
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You screamed that the universe
is coming to an end
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to the lady that answers the phone
at the White House
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and she didn't take you seriously?
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Entire star systems
at the edge of the universe
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are disappearing.
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Which means...
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Sorry, all I got is schmutz.
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It means there isn't much time
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before everything we know
and love is gone.
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Well, how much time are we talking about?
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Not a lot, guys.
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Three to four hundred years.
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Oh, buddy, even if you're right,
we'll all be dead.
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- Who cares?
- "Who cares"?
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I'll tell you who cares.
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Your great, great, great,
great, great, great,
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great, great, great, great,
great, great, great, great,
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great, great,
great-grandchildren.
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Oh, no. One more great.
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Grandchildren?
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We haven't really talked
about starting a...
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family.
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- Maybe we should.
- Clock's ticking.
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Don't you get it? The universe is ending,
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and there's nothing we can do about it.
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- Nothing?
- Not a damn thing.
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Okay. Well...
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good to see you.
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Good to see you.
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- Good luck with all this.
- Thanks.
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Okay.
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We're all going to die!
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Push the button! Get us out of here!
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Oh, right, yeah.
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- Shit!
- It didn't work.
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I know. Hence "shit."
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- Wanna play a game?
- What?
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- You know, pass the time.
- You're kidding?
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When I was a kid on car trips,
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my mom and I would play 20 questions.
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I'm not pwaying 20 questions
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while we're falling
through an endwess void.
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Okay.
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- Okay, screw it. I got one.
- Great.
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- Is it something you eat?
- No.
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I give up.
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- Did you lock the door?
- Thought I did.
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It's about time.
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- What are you doing here?
- What's it look like?
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I'm waiting for you.
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- Stuart?
- Yeah?
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- Sorry, go ahead.
- Denise...
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this is the other me I told you about.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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So, you want to explain to me
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why you gave the Leonard/Sheldon thingy
to Bert and Kripke?
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Well, we decided to stay here.
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Okay, cool! "We decided to stay here."
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"It's great.
I don't have to save the universe."
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"I can just chew my frickin' cud."
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Other you's kind of a dick.
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Okay.
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You know what? I'm gonna explain this
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as simply as I can.
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Because you are entangled
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with the primary incident of divergence
at a quantum level...
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you are inextricably bound
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to the potential resolution
of the fragmentation
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of the multi-state universe.
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You get what I'm saying?
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You're the only one
who can save the universe.
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Yeah, well, maybe I don't want to.
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You have to.
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Is there someone else I can talk to?
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Like my manager? I'm a projection
from a collapsing adjacent reality.
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Does that sound like someone
who has a manager?
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Well, maybe not a manager,
but there must've been someone
262
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who told you what time to come in today.
263
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Look. Even if I wanted
to save the universe,
264
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I don't have the device anymore.
265
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So order another one!
266
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How can there be another one?
267
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,950
How can this conversation be happening?
268
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,830
You-- You're not listening to me.
269
00:13:56,830 --> 00:14:01,750
I'm done with the Leonard/Sheldon thingy
and the universe hopping and you!
270
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Mostly you.
271
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Don't.
272
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Let me talk to you.
273
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Seventh grade, I had a teacher.
Mr. Morinelli.
274
00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:23,940
He's the one who inspired me
to start a geology club.
275
00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:26,320
It didn't really catch on at first.
276
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,200
It was just me and Karen Hartman
and Larry O'Malley.
277
00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:31,240
He had a twin brother.
278
00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:33,330
Can't remember his name.
279
00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:40,210
It rhymed with Larry.
It was like Barry or Harry.
280
00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,380
Oh, God, just wet me hit the gwound.
281
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,760
Gary! Gary O'Malley! That's it.
282
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I knew I'd remember it.
283
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"Shrub Hub."
284
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,350
Makes sense.
285
00:14:58,060 --> 00:14:59,140
Shrub Hub.
286
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,070
- Who's ready for Japanese food?
- Me, me.
287
00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:08,360
The only downside
to the whole four stomach thing
288
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,110
is I'm constantly hungry.
289
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:15,030
I know. Bonsai. Soy sauce? Thank you.
290
00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:20,500
Do you think that I'm wrong
291
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:25,920
for bailing out on the whole
"save the universe" thing?
292
00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:29,090
Doesn't matter what I think.
What do you think?
293
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,930
It'd be different if I signed up for it.
294
00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:36,100
But I didn't, so I don't feel like
I'm doing anything wrong.
295
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,970
Living my own life, making my own choices.
296
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,020
Okay.
297
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:44,980
And besides, nothing really happens
for hundreds of years.
298
00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:45,980
True.
299
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:49,280
I mean, sure, there'd be
an infinite number of lives lost
300
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,440
or never even born
301
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,070
across an infinite number of universes.
302
00:15:53,450 --> 00:15:55,740
- And how's that my problem?
- It most certainly is not.
303
00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,410
- Thank you.
- Unless you want it to be.
304
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:00,870
So, you think I should do it?
305
00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:01,870
I didn't say that.
306
00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:04,080
Denise, I'm not a hero.
307
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:08,170
I'm a broke-ass failed artist
who owns a comic book store.
308
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,130
In fact, I'm such a failure,
309
00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:12,510
in every universe we go to,
I own a comic book store.
310
00:16:12,510 --> 00:16:14,760
- No argument.
- You can argue a little.
311
00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:18,560
Stuart, this is your decision.
312
00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:20,850
I just think anyone can be a hero
313
00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:23,230
if they're trying to make life better
for other people.
314
00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:25,600
And as you pointed out,
315
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:29,150
this would be all people
who exist or ever will exist,
316
00:16:29,150 --> 00:16:31,440
in every possible universe.
317
00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:39,030
If I do this, we could end up
in a much worse situation
318
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,330
than what we have right now.
319
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,500
There are no bad situations
as long as I'm with you.
320
00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:59,140
- Your cud tastes great.
- Right back at you, baby.
321
00:17:07,650 --> 00:17:10,650
- Stuart Bloom?
- Yes, sir.
322
00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:12,190
You want to sign for this?
323
00:17:15,450 --> 00:17:17,410
- Gary.
- All day long.
324
00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:21,240
- Denise, look. It's Gary.
- I see.
325
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,120
- Do I know you guys?
- We were married in another universe.
326
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,210
Didn't work out.
327
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:28,290
There's also another version of you
who knew another version of her.
328
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:29,750
- Uh-huh.
- But he's dead.
329
00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:33,800
I hate this job.
330
00:17:39,470 --> 00:17:41,140
Look, this one came with instructions.
331
00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:43,270
- Oh, really?
- And a warranty.
332
00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:50,020
"Congratulations on your purchase
of an interdimensional transport device."
333
00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:53,110
- It's got Bluetooth.
- Now, I don't understand.
334
00:17:53,110 --> 00:17:55,400
If Bert and Barry took the device,
how is there another one?
335
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,570
Let me look.
336
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,860
"Don't use near water."
337
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:01,490
"Caution. Small parts, choking hazard."
338
00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:02,620
Okay, here we go.
339
00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:06,160
"This is a quantum echo
of the original device."
340
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:09,290
"It both exists and does not exist."
341
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:13,000
"And when activated,
it will merge with the original device."
342
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,050
You know, I'm just gonna
stop asking questions.
343
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,050
Let's go.
344
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:21,090
Just one more thing. Kyle, Trevor.
Denise and I are gonna leave this universe
345
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,720
'cause I'm on a mission
346
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,220
to prevent the destruction
of reality itself.
347
00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:26,520
- Okay.
- Sure, yeah.
348
00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,890
You really don't have any questions?
349
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:33,020
I got one. This {\i1}Batman #608{\i0}
has a water stain.
350
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:34,570
Any flexibility on price?
351
00:18:34,570 --> 00:18:36,150
No. Goodbye, guys.
352
00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:46,200
I think you can just take it.
353
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,340
Yeah, wight. Give it a west.
354
00:18:58,340 --> 00:19:00,380
Give it a rest? Are you crazy?
355
00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:04,350
- What is happening?
- We're falling.
356
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:08,350
Yeah, we got that!
What kind of universe is this?
357
00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:10,770
I don't think we made it
to another universe.
358
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,690
I think we're stuck between universes.
359
00:19:12,690 --> 00:19:15,270
What exists between universes?
360
00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:16,480
Best guess?
361
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,820
Sort of an interdimensional taint?
362
00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:19,900
Think of it like being stuck
363
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:22,740
between the balls of one universe
and the asshole of another.
364
00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:26,660
You're disgusting! Get us out of here!
365
00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:30,620
We tried. The machine is not working.
366
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:33,580
Because you haven't been chosen
to save the universe!
367
00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:35,380
Oh, and you have?
368
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:39,380
- Denise, tell 'em!
- It's true! He's him!
369
00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:43,050
Think of me like Neo, or maybe Jesus.
370
00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:46,180
Oh, Jesus? Really? Just push the button!
371
00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:02,110
{\i1}Everything looks normal.{\i0}
372
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:03,740
{\i1}What'd you say?{\i0}
373
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,160
{\i1}I said it looks normal.{\i0}
374
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,240
{\i1}Your mouth isn't moving.{\i0}
375
00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:10,120
{\i1}Neither is yours.{\i0}
376
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:13,370
{\i1}I think we're hearing
each other's thoughts.{\i0}
377
00:20:13,370 --> 00:20:15,960
{\i1}That's gonna be a big pwoblem for me.{\i0}
378
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,460
Why?
379
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,880
Why what?
380
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,550
Why is it gonna be a big problem?
381
00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:25,760
{\i1}My mother bathed me till I was 12.{\i0}
382
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:26,760
Damn it!
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