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Hey, how you doing?
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Hey, I'm not trying to... Can I talk to
you?
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About what?
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I don't know, just directions.
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You know where... You know where... You
know where I could get some fries?
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Anywhere around here?
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Pull up your mouth.
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I'm just kidding.
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I'm just kidding.
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I just wanted a reason to talk to you.
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With a camera?
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Yeah, with a camera.
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Okay.
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What's this about?
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You're very photogenic.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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We're a big modeling agency and we're
looking for models.
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In a van?
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We're looking to sign models for our
agency.
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Right.
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Turn them into rock stars.
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Tell me more.
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You interested?
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I'm not sure what that entails.
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I'm just kidding.
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We're content creators.
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We just like fuck around with like the
tube channel and stuff like that.
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What kind of content?
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Well, we go around talking to strangers
and we ask them their story.
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And we ask them to tell us their stories.
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You have beautiful eyes.
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Thank you.
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It's like green.
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They're all mine.
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Yeah.
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Gray blue.
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That's weird to say they're all mine.
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That was weird.
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I didn't expect them not to be yours.
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Well, I don't usually talk to
strangers on the street either, so...
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We're not strangers.
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I just told you.
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We're content creators.
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We like have a tube channel and like...
Like what's... Yeah.
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And how's that going?
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It's going great.
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Yeah?
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I'm talking to you.
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Okay.
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Are we bothering you?
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It feels like we're bothering you.
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Kind of.
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Really?
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Even if I gave you a hundred bucks for
your time?
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No.
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A hundred bucks sounds good.
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There.
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How about that?
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There you go.
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See?
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Now we're not.
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Now are we friends?
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We can be friends.
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Maybe.
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We're better friends.
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Like a hundred dollars.
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Yeah.
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We're definitely more friends than we were
like two minutes ago?
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Yeah.
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I think so.
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Okay.
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Well, that's good.
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You loving the Miami weather today?
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How's it?
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Oh, it's gorgeous.
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That's why I'm in a bikini.
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I'm just trying to get some sun.
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Did you just touch your boobs like that?
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I did.
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I did.
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You went each one.
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I think it was a reflex.
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You're like boobs.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Your boyfriend let you go out like that?
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I don't have a boyfriend.
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Oh, okay.
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Oh, look at her.
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So what are you up to today?
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I'm just walking around, you know,
again, trying to get some sun.
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So what's your story?
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It's my story.
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Everyone has a story.
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What's your story?
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Well, I'm new to town.
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You're new in town?
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I moved here from up north.
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Okay.
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What do you do for a living?
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I'm a server.
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Okay, cool.
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It sucks.
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The money's not great.
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Yeah, that's okay.
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But I'm sure that's not your end goal.
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No, absolutely not.
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Okay.
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So that's okay.
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Everyone needs a little stepping stone.
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Okay.
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I don't know where that comes from,
Jonathan.
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Okay.
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That's good, Jonathan.
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We're not asking you.
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Here's another hundred bucks.
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Another?
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Another?
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Yeah, we're helping you out.
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See, we're getting you to your end game.
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You're talking to me?
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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200 dollars is easy.
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Okay.
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So, nice, nice color.
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Color goes well on you.
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Thank you.
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I appreciate that.
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Yeah.
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Green's one of my favorites.
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Is it?
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Oh, yeah.
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Green eyes.
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Green, green.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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What's your nationality?
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I see this curly hair and stuff.
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So, I'm Puerto Rican.
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I'm Puerto Rico.
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It's generically white.
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That was a weird way of saying what you
are.
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You could have just said, I'm Puerto Rican
white.
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You're like, I'm Puerto Rican and I have a
white dad and she had a white mother and.
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..
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Yeah, yeah.
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Okay.
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Anything else you want to ask me?
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I don't know.
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Why are you looking agitated?
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I just gave you $200.
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You sound agitated with me.
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I'm trying to get to know you.
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How old are you?
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I'm 24.
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24.
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24.
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That's cool.
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Yeah.
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It's a good age.
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It's a good age?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Sure beats 30.
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Wouldn't know yet, but... No, it's coming
around the corner.
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Look.
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It's that way.
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Just look at it.
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It's that way.
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It's right around the corner.
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Look at it.
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You can see it.
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It's peeking its head out.
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It's like, I'm over here.
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Yeah, before you blink, it's like you're
35.
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Yeah, for sure.
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So, no boyfriend.
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What's wrong with you?
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Are you crazy?
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I just don't want one.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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But what do you... Can I ask you a
personal question?
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I'm going to give you another $100.
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Well, I'm going to ask you a personal
question.
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So, I'm going to give you $100 because it
might offend you.
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Okay.
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I'll take it anyways.
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Go ahead.
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So, if you don't have a boyfriend,
how do you have sex?
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I don't.
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I don't have sex.
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Get out of here.
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You're fucking... Come on.
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I don't.
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Come on.
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Do you go on the apps?
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Come on.
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Do you do the app?
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I dabble.
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I dabble.
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No.
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Not my favorite.
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Swipe up?
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Left?
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Right?
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All the above on occasion.
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Tell us the last swipe up left encounter
you did.
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Actually, it's been a second.
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I haven't really been on the apps lately.
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I don't know.
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You can't tell me where you guys met?
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Was it like a hotel?
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No, it wasn't at a hotel.
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Oh.
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You don't do that?
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See, I'm not on those apps.
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I don't know what you do.
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Yeah.
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You guys just don't go to like... You guys
swipe up?
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Okay, cool.
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We clicked.
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All right.
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What hotel you want to go to?
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That's not how it goes?
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No.
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Not a hotel.
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It's not like... I don't
usually like... You
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don't want to advise some
stranger to your house.
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Well, no.
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And you don't want to go to his house.
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We go grab a drink or something.
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But then where do you fuck?
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I thought the whole point was to fuck.
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What are you just fucking the car?
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I mean, on occasion, but... Oh,
okay.
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I usually... You know, I have fun.
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Yeah, just like... I mean, I feel
like it's more dangerous to go...
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I feel like you just go to a mutual... Like
a... You know, that's like the mutual...
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Occasionally, like a... Yeah.
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You know, that's not the right word.
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Mutual is not the right word.
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Neutral.
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Neutral.
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Neutral.
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Neutral is the word.
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Right?
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Hotel.
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Yeah, no, for sure.
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I just... You know, I like to get to know
someone usually before I... Really?
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Go that far?
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Yeah.
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I thought the apps were just like,
hey, we're... Like, I've swiped.
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I want to fuck you.
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I mean, I feel like that's the intent
behind it.
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Oh.
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Was it good?
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Do you remember the last time?
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Last time.
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God, it's been so long.
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Okay, don't bullshit me.
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There's... No, fuck that.
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Don't bullshit me.
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Those are memorable.
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I know, but don't bullshit
me to tell me that a cute
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girl, 24 years old, in Miami,
has not had sex in a while.
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You're... That's... That's the truth.
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That's the truth.
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Alright, well, I don't know you
enough to call you a liar, but, I mean...
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I don't know.
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It sure feels like you're telling a fib
right now.
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You can believe whatever you want to
believe.
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Ooh.
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Believe whatever you want to believe.
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Ooh.
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Don't believe me if you don't want to.
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Okay.
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Well, I don't believe you.
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Anything else?
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Any other?
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Any other questions you have?
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I'll just keep giving you $100 and keep
you here.
286
00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:03,880
Ok.
287
00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:05,260
Alright, that sounds good.
288
00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:06,480
That sounds good.
289
00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:07,320
Thank you.
290
00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,420
There, don't put me... I can hop over
here.
291
00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:11,640
Yeah, don't like... you're putting
pressure on me.
292
00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:13,640
I'm trying to think about what to ask you.
293
00:07:14,050 --> 00:07:16,570
I kind of keep... I want to keep going
with the whole sex thing.
294
00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:17,020
Is that cool?
295
00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:17,500
Ok.
296
00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,040
That's fine.
297
00:07:19,460 --> 00:07:20,860
Do you have like a go-to position?
298
00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:22,600
Um...
299
00:07:22,700 --> 00:07:24,500
Like what do you want him to do first to
you?
300
00:07:24,860 --> 00:07:25,860
I really love missionary.
301
00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:26,600
I do.
302
00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:27,796
But with my legs around my head.
303
00:07:27,820 --> 00:07:28,200
I'm very flexible.
304
00:07:28,201 --> 00:07:30,580
Now, do you want him to go down on you
first?
305
00:07:30,780 --> 00:07:32,176
Do you want to go down on him first?
306
00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,800
Or do you just want him to take it out and
shove it right in?
307
00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:36,756
I don't really care about the order of
operations.
308
00:07:36,780 --> 00:07:40,020
But I feel like a mutual oral situation
prior is good.
309
00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,460
Like that's ideal.
310
00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:42,560
Yeah.
311
00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:44,220
Ok.
312
00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:46,120
Now, do you want him to go first?
313
00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:48,640
Because what if he sucks at eating?
314
00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:50,320
Is it a turn off?
315
00:07:50,630 --> 00:07:51,870
Yeah, that would be a turn off.
316
00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:53,020
That would be a turn off.
317
00:07:53,910 --> 00:07:56,160
But if he was hot enough, then I'd
probably...
318
00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,080
What sounds better?
319
00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:01,960
Like a fat kid eating cake?
320
00:08:02,820 --> 00:08:04,340
Or like a...
321
00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,240
Where are we going with this?
322
00:08:09,135 --> 00:08:10,560
Or like a vegan eating salad?
323
00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:13,480
Like which one sounds better going down on
you?
324
00:08:13,481 --> 00:08:14,980
It's not really appetizing
to me, so... What?
325
00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:16,556
Probably the fat kid eating cake,
yeah.
326
00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:17,580
See?
327
00:08:17,620 --> 00:08:22,440
So you've got... I don't really like a vegan
eating a salad when you're... Yeah, no.
328
00:08:22,860 --> 00:08:23,180
That doesn't really like that.
329
00:08:23,181 --> 00:08:26,560
Well, I feel like the vegan is going to be
like...
330
00:08:26,860 --> 00:08:28,540
And then the fat kid is going to be
like...
331
00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:29,380
Yeah.
332
00:08:29,970 --> 00:08:31,800
So do you like it sloppy or do you like
it?
333
00:08:32,020 --> 00:08:32,420
I like it sloppy, yeah.
334
00:08:32,421 --> 00:08:32,440
Yeah.
335
00:08:33,150 --> 00:08:34,590
Alright, you taking notes, Jonathan?
336
00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:35,620
Yeah.
337
00:08:36,180 --> 00:08:37,240
Who's this guy back here?
338
00:08:37,420 --> 00:08:38,640
Oh, just some dude back here.
339
00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,436
Just telling him to take notes,
you know?
340
00:08:40,460 --> 00:08:40,780
Right.
341
00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:41,340
Okay.
342
00:08:41,341 --> 00:08:45,560
So he knows for his future swiping
updates.
343
00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:46,420
Yeah, yeah.
344
00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:47,480
Swipe left, swipe up.
345
00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:49,080
Yeah.
346
00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:49,860
Okay, cool.
347
00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:51,580
So you like it sloppy down there.
348
00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:51,740
Yeah.
349
00:08:52,630 --> 00:08:55,640
Do you keep it clean or do you keep it
shaved?
350
00:08:55,641 --> 00:08:57,380
I don't like it bald.
351
00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:58,640
I have a little strip.
352
00:08:59,240 --> 00:08:59,640
A little strip?
353
00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:00,400
A little landing strip?
354
00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:00,840
Mm-hmm.
355
00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:01,780
Oh, cool.
356
00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:03,000
Like a wide strip, but yeah.
357
00:09:03,130 --> 00:09:05,200
Are you like landing strip in like...
358
00:09:05,550 --> 00:09:07,660
I like a little small Caribbean airport?
359
00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:13,360
Or are we talking like New York City
fucking huge airport like landing strip?
360
00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:14,780
Caribbean airport sounds good.
361
00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:15,720
That's... Yeah, yeah.
362
00:09:15,980 --> 00:09:16,340
That's about...
363
00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:18,920
Little small, little...
Little small plane.
364
00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:20,360
Yeah.
365
00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:21,040
Yeah.
366
00:09:21,041 --> 00:09:22,041
Yeah.
367
00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:23,160
Yeah.
368
00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,400
Uh-huh.
369
00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:25,520
Uh... Nice.
370
00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:26,840
You're fun to talk to, see?
371
00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:27,180
Thank you.
372
00:09:27,181 --> 00:09:30,660
If we didn't have this like YouTube
channel, this tube channel, then we
373
00:09:30,661 --> 00:09:32,381
wouldn't, you know, have gotten to know
you.
374
00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:33,820
You know?
375
00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:34,300
See?
376
00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:34,860
Well, I'm glad it stops.
377
00:09:34,861 --> 00:09:37,440
That's why we drive around and just talk
to people.
378
00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:37,960
Yeah, yeah.
379
00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,160
And pass out hundreds.
380
00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:40,020
This is a fun gig.
381
00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:40,520
Uh-huh.
382
00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:41,340
Yeah, it's cool.
383
00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:42,460
I get it.
384
00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:43,540
It's cool.
385
00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:44,980
Okay.
386
00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:46,320
Well, is that it?
387
00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,080
Uh... Yeah, I guess.
388
00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:50,200
I guess.
389
00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:51,600
Okay.
390
00:09:51,601 --> 00:09:51,660
Okay.
391
00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:54,240
I mean, you're probably pretty hot like
naked, huh?
392
00:09:55,140 --> 00:09:56,380
I mean, I would say so.
393
00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:57,700
I've never had a complaint.
394
00:10:01,510 --> 00:10:03,040
So, you're from out of town?
395
00:10:03,041 --> 00:10:04,041
Are you visiting?
396
00:10:04,260 --> 00:10:06,176
Or you just... You said
you're not from around here?
397
00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,380
No, I moved here recently.
398
00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:07,740
Yeah.
399
00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:09,060
Oh, okay.
400
00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,120
You know about our nude beaches?
401
00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:12,800
I've heard of it.
402
00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:14,120
Yeah, I've heard of the beach.
403
00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:15,380
Yeah, it's haul over.
404
00:10:15,460 --> 00:10:16,460
Yeah, I haven't been yet.
405
00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:17,700
I'm interested.
406
00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:18,701
Well, there's two sides.
407
00:10:18,740 --> 00:10:19,100
I wouldn't be opposed.
408
00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:20,936
Okay, just so you know, there's two sides.
409
00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:22,640
One for old people, one for young people.
410
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:23,400
Okay.
411
00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:24,240
Good to know.
412
00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:24,480
Yeah.
413
00:10:24,481 --> 00:10:26,960
Alright, well, definitely gonna avoid the
old side.
414
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,241
Not really... Not really for me.
415
00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,600
Well, I mean, you get less looks,
I'm sure.
416
00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:33,840
And harassed.
417
00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:34,200
Or more.
418
00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:34,720
Who knows?
419
00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,100
Yeah.
420
00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:38,560
You said... I'm sorry.
421
00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,340
I kind of... I went
over the whole...
422
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,340
Like, you said that you're not opposed to
it?
423
00:10:42,660 --> 00:10:43,900
No, I'm not opposed to it.
424
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:45,440
Really?
425
00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:46,020
Yeah.
426
00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:47,021
So when are you going?
427
00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:48,060
So we could be there.
428
00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:50,260
What day... What
day you want to go?
429
00:10:50,340 --> 00:10:50,980
You want to go right now?
430
00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:51,720
We'll take you right now.
431
00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:53,016
Come on, I just met you guys.
432
00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,060
Let's all go right now.
433
00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:54,500
Yeah?
434
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:55,340
Oh my god.
435
00:10:55,460 --> 00:10:55,840
Come on.
436
00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,140
Even the driver will go.
437
00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:58,440
Come on.
438
00:10:58,560 --> 00:10:59,560
We'll all do it.
439
00:10:59,740 --> 00:11:04,540
You guys even have like... Imagine you
being... Look, imagine this is your entourage.
440
00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:05,560
The driver.
441
00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:06,160
Me.
442
00:11:06,770 --> 00:11:07,770
This dude in the back.
443
00:11:07,810 --> 00:11:09,300
We're all naked escorting you.
444
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:10,760
On the beach.
445
00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:11,600
I'm not so sure.
446
00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:13,380
I'm not so sure why I could about that.
447
00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:16,720
That would make for some good content
though, right?
448
00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:20,500
It might, but where can you post stuff
like that?
449
00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:21,140
Oh, I don't know.
450
00:11:21,220 --> 00:11:22,220
I'll figure it out later.
451
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:23,716
We'll figure that shit out later.
452
00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:23,800
Right.
453
00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:25,380
Just shoot the content, man.
454
00:11:25,660 --> 00:11:25,920
Uh-huh.
455
00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:27,190
Don't worry about that stuff.
456
00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:27,800
Okay.
457
00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:29,080
Do you have bikini bottoms on?
458
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:29,720
I do.
459
00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:31,340
Can I buy your shorts off you?
460
00:11:32,530 --> 00:11:34,456
I'll give you a thousand dollars,
you give me your shorts.
461
00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,000
Well, I can't walk around in a bikini.
462
00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:39,700
Well, technically you can.
463
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:40,760
It's not illegal.
464
00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:43,740
Do you have a car?
465
00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,160
Yeah, I have a car.
466
00:11:45,490 --> 00:11:47,530
Well, you can just get back in your car
and go home.
467
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:51,300
That's also an option.
468
00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:52,900
You can go to the beach.
469
00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:53,280
Uh-huh.
470
00:11:53,490 --> 00:11:54,650
You go straight to the beach.
471
00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:57,340
Yeah, I mean, the beach sounds good today.
472
00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:58,520
It's beautiful.
473
00:11:59,340 --> 00:12:01,420
It is really nice out, but...
474
00:12:01,870 --> 00:12:05,160
Can we pretend that the inside of my van
is haul over?
475
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:07,360
Uh-huh.
476
00:12:07,361 --> 00:12:08,361
Uh-huh.
477
00:12:08,590 --> 00:12:09,676
You see where I'm getting with this?
478
00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:10,780
So you want me to get nude?
479
00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:12,400
Sorry, you're asking me.
480
00:12:12,401 --> 00:12:12,820
Make it.
481
00:12:13,340 --> 00:12:13,800
Make it.
482
00:12:13,970 --> 00:12:15,370
You look like you have a good body.
483
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,800
Can I give you a hundred dollars to give
me a spin?
484
00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:18,760
A spin?
485
00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:18,940
Okay.
486
00:12:18,941 --> 00:12:19,580
Would that be rude?
487
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,120
No.
488
00:12:20,121 --> 00:12:20,920
I'm not trying to be rude.
489
00:12:20,921 --> 00:12:22,016
No, that sounds really good.
490
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:22,560
That sounds good.
491
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:23,626
You like money, don't you?
492
00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:24,580
I do love money.
493
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:24,880
Okay.
494
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:26,620
Let me stop right there.
495
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:27,920
Okay, keep going.
496
00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:31,420
It looks like you got a little bit of a
booty.
497
00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,240
Yeah, there's a little something there.
498
00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,820
Oh, now I'm seeing where the Puerto Rican
is.
499
00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:37,800
The Puerto Rican is behind you.
500
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:38,320
Yeah, yeah.
501
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:39,540
A hundred percent.
502
00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:43,160
White in the front, Puerto Rican in the
back.
503
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,440
Yeah, my hair too.
504
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:45,200
Okay.
505
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:45,820
True.
506
00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,320
True.
507
00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:49,220
Yeah, we gotta see you naked.
508
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:49,760
Come on, girl.
509
00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:51,060
What will it take?
510
00:12:51,775 --> 00:12:53,095
I'll give you a thousand dollars.
511
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,400
I don't know.
512
00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:57,540
This is strange.
513
00:12:57,900 --> 00:12:58,440
This is weird.
514
00:12:58,640 --> 00:12:59,920
Were you going shopping today?
515
00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:01,100
No.
516
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,440
I was just walking around.
517
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,170
Well, you can go shopping.
518
00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,740
You got like four or five hundred dollars
on you.
519
00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:07,660
I'll give you another thousand.
520
00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,160
That's like fifteen hundred bucks.
521
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:14,440
Way more than your waitressing server job.
522
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,120
And it's just to get naked.
523
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:18,160
And that's it.
524
00:13:18,260 --> 00:13:19,400
I'll give you fifteen hundred dollars.
525
00:13:19,401 --> 00:13:19,540
I'll give you fifteen hundred dollars.
526
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:20,760
Wow.
527
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,040
Okay.
528
00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:23,380
And yes to get naked.
529
00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:27,260
We're gonna pretend we're sunbathing.
530
00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:28,260
Uh huh.
531
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:29,180
And haul over.
532
00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:29,860
In a van.
533
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:30,800
In a van.
534
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:31,300
Yeah.
535
00:13:31,380 --> 00:13:32,380
We have a light.
536
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:33,380
Oh.
537
00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:34,120
Yeah, yeah.
538
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:34,700
The light...
539
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,320
The light will be the sun, right?
540
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,080
We'll just stare at it like it's the sun.
541
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:39,160
Okay.
542
00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:41,280
You guys aren't gonna kidnap me?
543
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:42,980
This feels... Aw, man.
544
00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:44,140
Why does everyone say that?
545
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,900
Does our van look that bad?
546
00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:47,100
Oh, everyone says that?
547
00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:48,120
Huh.
548
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:48,440
Okay.
549
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:51,680
Well, maybe I shouldn't have said
that, but... Does our van look that bad?
550
00:13:52,220 --> 00:13:54,140
You know, it looks a little strange.
551
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:54,980
Does it?
552
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,120
Yeah.
553
00:13:56,340 --> 00:13:57,340
It's an antique.
554
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,480
Uh huh.
555
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:00,960
Okay.
556
00:14:00,961 --> 00:14:01,996
You know, it's an antique.
557
00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:02,900
That's why it looks like that.
558
00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,406
You know, the rust and everything like
that.
559
00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:05,160
It's just old, you know.
560
00:14:05,295 --> 00:14:07,520
This baby's old, but...
561
00:14:07,870 --> 00:14:08,660
Gets us to point A.B.
562
00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:10,870
It's our little office away from office,
that's why.
563
00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:11,320
Okay.
564
00:14:11,321 --> 00:14:11,640
Okay, so...
565
00:14:11,890 --> 00:14:13,440
But no, we're not kidnapping you.
566
00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:18,160
Alright, so just get in, show you guys,
get paid, get out.
567
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,360
You make it sound so transactional.
568
00:14:22,025 --> 00:14:23,880
That was such a, like...
569
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:28,800
I'm just saying, like, get in,
you know, kind of vibe with us.
570
00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:29,760
I mean, you seem like an old person.
571
00:14:29,761 --> 00:14:30,220
Get naked.
572
00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:31,280
Like, yeah, yeah.
573
00:14:31,610 --> 00:14:33,380
And then vibe with us some more.
574
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:33,840
Yeah.
575
00:14:33,965 --> 00:14:35,965
And then you get out when you want to get
out, yes.
576
00:14:36,390 --> 00:14:37,780
I hope you don't just... Okay.
577
00:14:37,781 --> 00:14:38,941
I mean, don't jump out naked.
578
00:14:39,260 --> 00:14:40,260
That would be weird.
579
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:41,060
Yeah.
580
00:14:41,390 --> 00:14:43,310
You'd have to get dressed again and then
get out.
581
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:43,620
Okay.
582
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:47,180
But you're definitely not held without
your fucking consent.
583
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,496
You want to take a picture of our license
plate?
584
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:49,920
Go ahead.
585
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,260
Take a picture of me.
586
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:51,860
Go ahead.
587
00:14:51,861 --> 00:14:52,540
All right.
588
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:53,680
All right.
589
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,200
Well, I've never done anything like this,
but $1,500 sounds really good.
590
00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:58,300
That sounds really good.
591
00:14:58,460 --> 00:14:58,700
I know.
592
00:14:58,780 --> 00:14:59,780
You got a shitty job.
593
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:00,540
Yeah, I do.
594
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:01,140
I do.
595
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:02,060
Yeah.
596
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:03,720
I barely make that in a week.
597
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:04,760
It's... Yeah.
598
00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:05,300
Exactly.
599
00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:07,420
So have some fun with us and just get
naked.
600
00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:08,380
Okay.
601
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:09,560
I know it sounds bad.
602
00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:10,260
Open the door.
603
00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:10,620
All right.
604
00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:12,740
I know it sounds bad, but it's not that
bad.
605
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,340
It does not sound great.
606
00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:16,240
She's gonna get naked for money.
607
00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:18,720
Oh, sorry.
608
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:20,240
Sorry about that.
609
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,200
I just had to... I got you.
610
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:21,820
I got you.
611
00:15:21,910 --> 00:15:23,670
I don't know why I had to tell everyone
that.
612
00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:24,340
Hello?
613
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:26,141
I didn't want them to know, like,
you're safe.
614
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:28,180
Just plop down right here.
615
00:15:28,181 --> 00:15:28,220
This is fine.
616
00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:29,876
Can you get away from me, though?
617
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:30,440
Oh, okay.
618
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:30,920
Fine.
619
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,120
Sure.
620
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:33,600
Now you're scared of me?
621
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:34,920
No, not scared.
622
00:15:34,921 --> 00:15:35,921
I couldn't breathe.
623
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,280
I couldn't breathe.
624
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,460
You're like...
625
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,000
All right.
626
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,200
Okay.
627
00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:44,740
Awesome.
628
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:45,600
Yeah.
629
00:15:45,601 --> 00:15:46,601
You're awesome.
630
00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:47,740
Thank you.
631
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:49,780
This is so strange.
632
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:50,200
Okay.
633
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,500
What's strange about it?
634
00:15:51,690 --> 00:15:53,720
I'm just in the back of a van about to get
naked.
635
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,460
I know, but think
about it... Okay.
636
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:56,640
But hold on now.
637
00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:57,820
Think about it.
638
00:15:58,390 --> 00:15:59,830
Think about it from this standpoint.
639
00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:05,140
Men want to see you naked.
640
00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:06,760
I don't want to see you naked.
641
00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:06,980
Right?
642
00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:08,641
Is that... That's kinda normal.
643
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:09,480
So everybody wants to see me naked.
644
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:10,680
But that's normal.
645
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:11,060
Right?
646
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:11,680
Sure.
647
00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:12,640
Wouldn't that be normal?
648
00:16:12,641 --> 00:16:13,160
Yeah.
649
00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:15,580
Wouldn't it be weird if we didn't want to
see you naked?
650
00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:17,220
You have a point.
651
00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:17,580
Yeah.
652
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000
So we're just normal.
653
00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:19,440
Okay.
654
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:19,720
Right?
655
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,156
We're just having a normal activity.
656
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,820
A couple guys just want to see you naked.
657
00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:23,220
Uh-huh.
658
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,720
You ever have a one-night stand?
659
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:27,500
Don't say no, motherfucker.
660
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:28,020
Everyone has.
661
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:28,280
I've had a few.
662
00:16:28,281 --> 00:16:28,560
I've had a few.
663
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,600
Ooh, a few.
664
00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:31,340
You didn't have to say that, but okay.
665
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:32,880
Did that sound bad?
666
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,140
No, but see, that's my point, right?
667
00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:36,840
Like, that person you didn't know,
right?
668
00:16:36,841 --> 00:16:37,841
She's honest.
669
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:39,560
She's honest.
670
00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:40,140
She's honest.
671
00:16:40,350 --> 00:16:42,230
She's like, yeah, I slutted around a
little bit.
672
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:43,540
I already told you the truth.
673
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:44,420
We've been talking.
674
00:16:44,660 --> 00:16:48,880
So, like, they didn't know you and you got
naked for them.
675
00:16:49,060 --> 00:16:49,360
Mm-hmm.
676
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:49,700
See?
677
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:50,920
That's fair.
678
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:51,800
That's fair.
679
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:53,920
And I'm getting paid for this,
I guess.
680
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:54,420
Yeah.
681
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,180
I don't know how this is working.
682
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,300
Yeah.
683
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:56,960
Yeah.
684
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:57,580
Yep.
685
00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:58,720
I got a pocket full.
686
00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:00,730
Kind of like a stripper, though.
687
00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:03,130
Because when you say it like that,
it kind of sounds weird.
688
00:17:03,180 --> 00:17:03,540
Yeah.
689
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:04,140
Yeah.
690
00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:05,340
Okay.
691
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,480
So...
692
00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:08,036
Do I want to take this off?
693
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,700
I mean, you could just...
694
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,616
You could pull the side if you want.
695
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:12,800
Okay.
696
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:13,120
Okay.
697
00:17:13,121 --> 00:17:13,820
You could pull up.
698
00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:14,160
нашей.
699
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,240
Oh shit, she threw it out there.
700
00:17:16,630 --> 00:17:17,910
she threw her nipples out there.
701
00:17:19,420 --> 00:17:20,440
That was nice.
702
00:17:20,441 --> 00:17:22,040
Oh my god, guys.
703
00:17:22,890 --> 00:17:24,170
She threw her nipples out there.
704
00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:25,220
They're out, they're out.
705
00:17:25,990 --> 00:17:28,960
Hold on, let's check these fucking little
gumdrops out.
706
00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:30,660
They're cute, right?
707
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:31,920
Very cute.
708
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,320
I concur.
709
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,360
She's bouncing them.
710
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,050
Might as well put on a show.
711
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,140
Fuck.
712
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,440
Oh my god.
713
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:41,100
So does this make you nervous?
714
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:42,960
A little bit, a little bit.
715
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,080
Yeah, go ahead, go ahead.
716
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,240
Nope.
717
00:17:45,905 --> 00:17:47,020
Does that make you nervous?
718
00:17:47,260 --> 00:17:48,740
No, you're fine, you're fine.
719
00:17:59,190 --> 00:18:00,870
I'm going to ask for him because he's shy.
720
00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:02,750
Could he pinch a nipple?
721
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,160
Is that like crazy?
722
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,580
Would that be crazy if he just pinches a
nipple?
723
00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:07,966
You said you had no boyfriend.
724
00:18:07,990 --> 00:18:08,590
I don't have a boyfriend.
725
00:18:08,591 --> 00:18:09,970
And you swipe up, swipe left.
726
00:18:10,270 --> 00:18:12,130
So let's not be shy.
727
00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:13,310
Maybe a little pinch.
728
00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:14,250
A little, a little.
729
00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:15,380
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
730
00:18:17,910 --> 00:18:19,730
That was like the weirdest pinch ever,
bro.
731
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:20,390
Just a little.
732
00:18:20,650 --> 00:18:21,650
Yeah, but I'm like.
733
00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:23,230
You can make it more natural.
734
00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:24,730
Yeah, what the hell was that?
735
00:18:24,731 --> 00:18:25,990
He was like pressing a button.
736
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:27,350
He was like, beep, beep.
737
00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:29,670
Oh my gosh.
738
00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:30,270
Beep, beep.
739
00:18:30,550 --> 00:18:30,990
Uh-huh.
740
00:18:31,550 --> 00:18:32,570
I'm like, I'm trying to.
741
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,600
Yeah, like touch it like you want to touch
it.
742
00:18:35,630 --> 00:18:36,710
Okay, you can grab them.
743
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:37,880
You can grab them.
744
00:18:38,190 --> 00:18:39,190
You already touched it.
745
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:39,910
Yeah, you already touched it.
746
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:40,830
This is what I want, right?
747
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,156
This is what we're talking about.
748
00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:44,070
Don't cut it with your long-ass
fingernail.
749
00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:44,310
Oh.
750
00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:45,350
Jesus Christ.
751
00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:46,110
What is that thing?
752
00:18:46,190 --> 00:18:46,590
A knife?
753
00:18:46,810 --> 00:18:47,810
Yes, it is.
754
00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:51,310
Does this look good?
755
00:18:51,690 --> 00:18:52,270
Does this look good on camera?
756
00:18:52,271 --> 00:18:52,850
They look good.
757
00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:53,750
Do they feel good?
758
00:18:53,890 --> 00:18:54,550
They look great.
759
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:54,650
Great.
760
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:55,330
Do they?
761
00:18:55,650 --> 00:18:55,650
Thank you.
762
00:18:55,810 --> 00:18:56,210
Great.
763
00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:57,630
Thank you.
764
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,610
So just to confirm, we said make it,
right?
765
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:05,810
You did say that.
766
00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:07,750
Okay.
767
00:19:08,170 --> 00:19:09,850
So you, you want, he's got to come on.
768
00:19:09,890 --> 00:19:11,330
I mean, I mean, yeah.
769
00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:11,630
Nope.
770
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:12,210
That, that.
771
00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:14,030
Could you do, could you do this though?
772
00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:15,890
Could you turn around and do it?
773
00:19:16,130 --> 00:19:19,710
And like, and like, peel them down slow?
774
00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:21,310
Would that be weird?
775
00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:22,590
Okay.
776
00:19:22,591 --> 00:19:23,030
Okay, whatever.
777
00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:23,450
Whatever.
778
00:19:23,770 --> 00:19:23,770
Whatever.
779
00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:25,450
Just cause you asked.
780
00:19:27,670 --> 00:19:28,830
So you gotta ask.
781
00:19:29,290 --> 00:19:30,590
Ask yourself, shall receive.
782
00:19:31,350 --> 00:19:31,830
Yeah.
783
00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:33,210
This is so weird.
784
00:19:33,430 --> 00:19:34,430
This is so weird.
785
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:36,290
I can't believe I'm doing this.
786
00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:37,030
You're, you're my ass.
787
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,990
Having sex with a total stranger is weird.
788
00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:40,950
One-night stands are weird.
789
00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:42,090
One-night stands are weird.
790
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:45,630
This is just a podcast show, right?
791
00:19:45,870 --> 00:19:46,870
Like sex.
792
00:19:47,570 --> 00:19:48,570
Oh, stay like that.
793
00:19:48,610 --> 00:19:49,610
Yeah.
794
00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:51,030
She does have a butt.
795
00:19:51,170 --> 00:19:51,690
What the fuck?
796
00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:52,740
Oh.
797
00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:53,910
This is what you wanted?
798
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:55,660
That Puerto Rican right now.
799
00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:57,970
Puerto Rican.
800
00:19:58,630 --> 00:19:59,630
Puerto Rican.
801
00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:01,010
Puerto Rican.
802
00:20:01,011 --> 00:20:01,030
Puerto Rican.
803
00:20:01,150 --> 00:20:01,150
Puerto Rican.
804
00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:01,290
Puerto Rican.
805
00:20:01,490 --> 00:20:01,490
Puerto Rican.
806
00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:02,210
Puerto Rican.
807
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:03,130
Puerto Rican.
808
00:20:03,170 --> 00:20:03,210
Puerto Rican.
809
00:20:03,211 --> 00:20:03,210
Puerto Rican.
810
00:20:03,211 --> 00:20:03,210
Puerto Rican.
811
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:04,290
Puerto Rican.
812
00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:05,050
Puerto Rican.
813
00:20:05,051 --> 00:20:05,210
Puerto Rican.
814
00:20:05,211 --> 00:20:05,210
Puerto Rican.
815
00:20:05,211 --> 00:20:05,210
Puerto Rican.
816
00:20:05,211 --> 00:20:05,210
Puerto Rican.
817
00:20:05,211 --> 00:20:05,330
Puerto Rican.
818
00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:07,050
Puerto Rican.
819
00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:07,650
Puerto Rican.
820
00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:08,890
Puerto Rican.
821
00:20:08,891 --> 00:20:09,150
Puerto Rican.
822
00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:09,210
Puerto Rican.
823
00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:09,350
Puerto Rican.
824
00:20:09,351 --> 00:20:09,350
Puerto Rican.
825
00:20:09,351 --> 00:20:09,350
Puerto Rican.
826
00:20:09,351 --> 00:20:09,350
Puerto Rican.
827
00:20:09,351 --> 00:20:09,350
Puerto Rican.
828
00:20:09,351 --> 00:20:09,350
Puerto Rican.
829
00:20:09,351 --> 00:20:09,350
Puerto Rican.
830
00:20:09,351 --> 00:20:09,350
Puerto Rican.
831
00:20:09,351 --> 00:20:09,350
Puerto Rican.
832
00:20:09,351 --> 00:20:09,350
Puerto Rican.
833
00:20:09,351 --> 00:20:09,350
Puerto Rican.
834
00:20:09,351 --> 00:20:09,350
Puerto Rican.
835
00:20:09,351 --> 00:20:09,350
Puerto Rican.
836
00:20:09,351 --> 00:20:09,350
Puerto Rican.
837
00:20:09,351 --> 00:20:09,350
Puerto Rican.
838
00:20:09,351 --> 00:20:09,350
Puerto Rican.
839
00:20:09,351 --> 00:20:09,350
Puerto Rican.
840
00:20:09,351 --> 00:20:09,490
Puerto Rican.
841
00:20:09,491 --> 00:20:09,490
Puerto Rican.
842
00:20:09,491 --> 00:20:09,710
Puerto Rican.
843
00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:09,890
Puerto Rican.
844
00:20:09,910 --> 00:20:10,470
Puerto Rican.
845
00:20:10,471 --> 00:20:11,170
Puerto Rican.
846
00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:12,370
Puerto Rican.
847
00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:14,330
Puerto Rican.
848
00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:16,690
Puerto Rican.
849
00:20:17,070 --> 00:20:18,070
Puerto Rican.
850
00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:21,670
Puerto R
851
00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:31,380
Oh no, take these off.
852
00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:33,720
Yeah, take these off too.
853
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:34,840
Take your shoes off.
854
00:20:34,905 --> 00:20:35,905
Take these off.
855
00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:37,320
There you go.
856
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,470
Take it all off.
857
00:20:40,650 --> 00:20:41,650
How sweet, thank you.
858
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,620
Look at the little Caribbean landing
strip.
859
00:20:45,621 --> 00:20:46,621
Mm-hmm.
860
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,460
Just a little strip.
861
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:48,720
Just a little baby strip.
862
00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:51,140
Okay.
863
00:20:51,820 --> 00:20:54,160
I mean, can we peel those off?
864
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,520
Yeah, it'll work out a little.
865
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:56,560
Yeah, yeah.
866
00:20:56,860 --> 00:20:57,380
It's right.
867
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,061
You said we were going to do nudity,
right?
868
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,100
Full nude.
869
00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:01,180
Oh my God, guys.
870
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:02,840
Peel them off.
871
00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:03,980
Okay.
872
00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:04,160
Okay.
873
00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:05,856
You want me to turn around again?
874
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:06,400
Ah, sure.
875
00:21:06,650 --> 00:21:08,260
You like doing that, I think.
876
00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:11,000
You got a pretty smile.
877
00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:16,660
There you go.
878
00:21:21,790 --> 00:21:22,530
Leave it right there, right there.
879
00:21:22,670 --> 00:21:23,670
Leave it right there.
880
00:21:27,030 --> 00:21:28,270
Were you about to spread it?
881
00:21:28,610 --> 00:21:29,430
What the fuck?
882
00:21:29,470 --> 00:21:30,506
No, I was fighting myself.
883
00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:31,530
I was fighting myself.
884
00:21:31,670 --> 00:21:34,370
I felt like she was about to spread her
ass right now.
885
00:21:35,010 --> 00:21:36,010
Holy shit.
886
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,826
It's always the quiet ones, right?
887
00:21:37,850 --> 00:21:38,850
Mm-hmm.
888
00:21:39,850 --> 00:21:40,850
Look at that.
889
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,930
I like the way it's just holding on right
there.
890
00:21:43,931 --> 00:21:44,350
Mm-hmm.
891
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,930
Is that like your pussy juice just holding
on to it?
892
00:21:47,130 --> 00:21:48,190
I guess so.
893
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,250
Stuck to your vagina?
894
00:21:49,530 --> 00:21:49,830
Yeah, yep.
895
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:51,050
It's hot out here, too.
896
00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:51,610
Come on.
897
00:21:52,170 --> 00:21:53,170
Oh, so it's sweat?
898
00:21:53,370 --> 00:21:53,970
It could be.
899
00:21:54,150 --> 00:21:55,150
Who knows?
900
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,966
I think it's better just to think of it as
pussy juice.
901
00:21:58,990 --> 00:22:01,910
Yeah, well, yeah, more appetizing again.
902
00:22:01,970 --> 00:22:02,970
Can you help me?
903
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:04,520
What is wrong with you?
904
00:22:04,610 --> 00:22:04,710
I'm stuck.
905
00:22:05,050 --> 00:22:05,410
I don't know.
906
00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:06,370
Look, you got this guy.
907
00:22:06,390 --> 00:22:07,010
Can we help you with what?
908
00:22:07,170 --> 00:22:08,410
Well, just can we pull it down?
909
00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:09,566
It's stuck in between there.
910
00:22:09,590 --> 00:22:10,030
Oh, okay.
911
00:22:10,090 --> 00:22:10,610
Just pull it.
912
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:10,910
Okay.
913
00:22:11,470 --> 00:22:12,470
There you go.
914
00:22:12,610 --> 00:22:13,410
Ah, just stuck for real.
915
00:22:13,490 --> 00:22:13,630
Yep.
916
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,360
Yeah, it's really in there, huh?
917
00:22:16,130 --> 00:22:17,130
Spread the knees.
918
00:22:17,290 --> 00:22:18,030
Oh, okay.
919
00:22:18,090 --> 00:22:19,090
There you go.
920
00:22:19,150 --> 00:22:20,150
There you go.
921
00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:21,750
Yeah, bitch.
922
00:22:21,910 --> 00:22:22,910
You say booty.
923
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:26,800
Booty.
924
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:27,280
Booty.
925
00:22:27,281 --> 00:22:28,281
I'm not booty.
926
00:22:29,420 --> 00:22:30,120
I said lie booty.
927
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:30,760
I said lie booty.
928
00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:30,880
Thank you.
929
00:22:31,610 --> 00:22:33,010
Just booty booty booty booty booty.
930
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,420
I say booty in Spanish.
931
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:38,800
Why do you do that?
932
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,260
We're all some not speaking Spanish
motherfuckers.
933
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:43,280
We're living in Miami, huh?
934
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:43,900
This is horrible.
935
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,240
Alright.
936
00:22:46,525 --> 00:22:47,836
So you just want me to stay like this?
937
00:22:47,860 --> 00:22:49,900
I mean, for how long?
938
00:22:49,950 --> 00:22:50,580
How long do we have?
939
00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:51,700
About a week?
940
00:22:52,890 --> 00:22:55,140
What are you doing for the next four to
five days?
941
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:57,520
Come on now.
942
00:22:57,825 --> 00:22:59,320
You're stuck on the bus for a week?
943
00:22:59,870 --> 00:23:01,540
Yeah, stuck on this bus for a week.
944
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,056
Actually, you can go ahead and turn
around.
945
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,080
Okay.
946
00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:08,340
Just leave them down?
947
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:10,500
Yeah, take them off.
948
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:11,660
We're sitting naked.
949
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:14,320
Okay.
950
00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:14,860
Like that.
951
00:23:15,075 --> 00:23:16,915
You can sit like that and just spread the
legs.
952
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,360
Might as well just untie this.
953
00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:28,050
Look at this.
954
00:23:30,890 --> 00:23:32,410
Hey, she kind of likes it.
955
00:23:33,570 --> 00:23:34,570
This is fun.
956
00:23:34,650 --> 00:23:35,650
This is fun.
957
00:23:37,310 --> 00:23:38,170
Something different?
958
00:23:38,171 --> 00:23:39,171
Yeah.
959
00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:40,980
Don't do this every day, you know?
960
00:23:41,450 --> 00:23:42,650
What an Iceland instrument.
961
00:23:43,050 --> 00:23:44,050
Thank you.
962
00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:45,290
Wow.
963
00:23:54,070 --> 00:23:55,190
Oh, she's opening the pussy.
964
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,200
I think she's starting to warm up to us.
965
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:58,440
Yeah.
966
00:23:59,510 --> 00:24:00,756
I said I was going to put on a show if I
have to do this.
967
00:24:00,780 --> 00:24:02,980
Not that I have to, but I chose to.
968
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,240
We're having fun.
969
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:05,480
Right?
970
00:24:06,110 --> 00:24:07,110
We're already naked.
971
00:24:07,140 --> 00:24:08,140
What the fuck?
972
00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:10,430
There's no quiet ones for real,
bro.
973
00:24:10,540 --> 00:24:11,540
How about this?
974
00:24:13,510 --> 00:24:15,280
How about you let him... Uh-huh.
975
00:24:15,460 --> 00:24:16,460
Go down on you.
976
00:24:16,740 --> 00:24:19,820
And you tell us
how... How he does.
977
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,380
We didn't talk about that.
978
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:23,920
Well, we are now.
979
00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:27,340
I mean, you're over here spreading it and
shit.
980
00:24:27,620 --> 00:24:28,620
Uh-huh.
981
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:29,720
Having fun.
982
00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:33,220
God, it's been a while.
983
00:24:33,780 --> 00:24:33,960
You know?
984
00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:34,300
It's been a while.
985
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:34,540
Yeah.
986
00:24:34,780 --> 00:24:35,280
It's been a while.
987
00:24:35,580 --> 00:24:35,700
See?
988
00:24:36,380 --> 00:24:37,456
I'm trying to help you out, girl.
989
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:38,480
Uh-huh.
990
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,000
It's been a while for me too.
991
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,440
I come on, we'll be a little rusty out
here.
992
00:24:42,620 --> 00:24:43,620
What do you think?
993
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,056
Ummm... If he sucks, then
you can just tell him to stop.
994
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:47,200
Yeah.
995
00:24:47,201 --> 00:24:47,840
We'll kick him out.
996
00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:49,380
I'll even kick him out for you.
997
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:50,740
I'll go home.
998
00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:50,840
Okay.
999
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:52,040
Oh, go home.
1000
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:52,440
I'll go home.
1001
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:54,100
Maybe just a little.
1002
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,760
Maybe just a little.
1003
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:56,580
A little taste?
1004
00:24:56,780 --> 00:24:57,080
Uh-huh.
1005
00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:58,500
Ah!
1006
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:02,420
Maybe he's good.
1007
00:25:02,620 --> 00:25:03,816
I guess he could just keep going.
1008
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:04,180
Maybe.
1009
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:05,600
I'm good.
1010
00:25:05,780 --> 00:25:09,400
Mmm, this smells delicious too.
1011
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:20,880
There you go, girl.
1012
00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:22,360
Let us know how you're feeling.
1013
00:25:22,830 --> 00:25:23,830
Give us a play-by-play.
1014
00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:24,580
Is it good?
1015
00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:25,740
It's good.
1016
00:25:25,780 --> 00:25:26,400
It's really good.
1017
00:25:26,540 --> 00:25:26,540
Is it?
1018
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,600
Mm-hmm.
1019
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,000
Wow, what a day.
1020
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,200
I got paid and now I'm getting my pussy
eaten.
1021
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:33,320
This is beautiful.
1022
00:25:35,570 --> 00:25:37,330
And to think I was just going to walk
around.
1023
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:13,720
Mm-hmm.
1024
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,290
You're good at that.
1025
00:26:28,970 --> 00:26:29,970
Mmm.
1026
00:26:31,010 --> 00:26:32,246
I'm going to pop my head off now.
1027
00:26:32,270 --> 00:26:33,470
Look at that ice cream coming.
1028
00:26:46,170 --> 00:26:47,170
God.
1029
00:26:55,910 --> 00:26:56,910
Mm-hmm.
1030
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,360
You hear that juices flowing?
1031
00:27:00,730 --> 00:27:01,770
Oh my God.
1032
00:27:01,950 --> 00:27:02,950
It's so good.
1033
00:27:03,420 --> 00:27:04,420
Oh my God.
1034
00:27:09,790 --> 00:27:10,900
That juicy.
1035
00:27:11,365 --> 00:27:13,200
When I say juicy, I mean juicy.
1036
00:27:44,260 --> 00:27:45,260
You like watching?
1037
00:27:45,890 --> 00:27:46,890
Yeah.
1038
00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:54,460
Thank you.
1039
00:27:54,461 --> 00:27:55,880
Oh my gosh.
1040
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,436
I didn't know a breather, bro.
1041
00:27:57,460 --> 00:27:57,920
I had a breather.
1042
00:27:58,020 --> 00:27:59,220
I was drowning down there.
1043
00:27:59,420 --> 00:28:00,420
It was so late.
1044
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:01,200
Wow.
1045
00:28:01,740 --> 00:28:02,740
My bad.
1046
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:03,540
Wow.
1047
00:28:03,820 --> 00:28:04,820
It's okay.
1048
00:29:03,970 --> 00:29:05,510
You got to ask.
1049
00:29:05,730 --> 00:29:06,730
Mm-hmm.
1050
00:29:07,150 --> 00:29:09,810
Are you about equal give and take?
1051
00:29:10,470 --> 00:29:11,470
Yeah.
1052
00:29:13,930 --> 00:29:14,930
I'm sorry.
1053
00:29:17,650 --> 00:29:19,050
I think she wants to see the penis.
1054
00:29:19,170 --> 00:29:19,270
Oh.
1055
00:29:19,570 --> 00:29:19,750
Yeah.
1056
00:29:19,890 --> 00:29:20,850
I mean I'm naked.
1057
00:29:20,851 --> 00:29:21,851
You might as well.
1058
00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:24,190
You might as well take his nose up too.
1059
00:29:24,570 --> 00:29:25,050
Oh my.
1060
00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:26,390
I don't mind.
1061
00:29:30,260 --> 00:29:30,580
Yeah.
1062
00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:31,740
You got to tell him twice.
1063
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,580
We'll just wait here patiently.
1064
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:41,600
We'll make her wait.
1065
00:29:41,900 --> 00:29:42,900
I'm sorry.
1066
00:29:50,710 --> 00:29:51,710
Well it's out.
1067
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:52,110
What do you think?
1068
00:29:52,530 --> 00:29:52,870
Wow.
1069
00:29:53,210 --> 00:29:53,590
Okay.
1070
00:29:53,890 --> 00:29:55,010
Can I, can I touch it?
1071
00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:56,170
Most definitely can.
1072
00:29:56,410 --> 00:29:59,010
Oh my god.
1073
00:30:01,830 --> 00:30:03,010
Well, okay.
1074
00:30:04,730 --> 00:30:05,870
Well now we're even.
1075
00:30:06,210 --> 00:30:07,270
We're both naked.
1076
00:30:07,550 --> 00:30:08,190
You touched me.
1077
00:30:08,370 --> 00:30:09,070
Can I touch you?
1078
00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:10,250
Most definitely can.
1079
00:30:11,270 --> 00:30:12,450
Can you touch it?
1080
00:30:12,740 --> 00:30:13,740
He's from the old school.
1081
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,240
You ain't got to ask.
1082
00:30:15,370 --> 00:30:15,890
Just do.
1083
00:30:16,110 --> 00:30:17,110
Just take it.
1084
00:30:17,610 --> 00:30:18,610
Yeah.
1085
00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:52,980
No.
1086
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:54,040
No.
1087
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:54,500
No.
1088
00:30:54,980 --> 00:30:55,980
No.
1089
00:31:53,810 --> 00:31:55,230
I can't believe I'm doing this.
1090
00:31:55,870 --> 00:31:56,870
Oh.
1091
00:31:58,210 --> 00:31:59,230
You look good doing it.
1092
00:31:59,470 --> 00:31:59,610
Yeah.
1093
00:31:59,910 --> 00:32:00,910
You look beautiful.
1094
00:32:00,970 --> 00:32:01,970
Don't see it.
1095
00:32:02,370 --> 00:32:03,370
You look gorgeous.
1096
00:32:03,890 --> 00:32:04,890
Yeah.
1097
00:33:11,810 --> 00:33:12,830
I ain't no more.
1098
00:33:12,950 --> 00:33:14,350
But I think you life suck in there.
1099
00:33:15,090 --> 00:33:15,510
Yeah.
1100
00:33:15,511 --> 00:33:16,511
I love sucking dick.
1101
00:33:16,550 --> 00:33:17,550
I know.
1102
00:33:18,450 --> 00:33:20,250
You love doing something with these
shells.
1103
00:33:20,510 --> 00:33:21,510
Mm-hmm.
1104
00:33:22,220 --> 00:33:23,726
We're learning a lot about each other
today.
1105
00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:23,990
Yeah.
1106
00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:25,210
A lot of.
1107
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:49,890
You like it sloppy too?
1108
00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:50,810
I fucking love it.
1109
00:33:50,811 --> 00:33:51,811
Yeah.
1110
00:34:06,450 --> 00:34:06,890
Yeah.
1111
00:34:06,891 --> 00:34:07,891
I'm making a mess.
1112
00:34:30,870 --> 00:34:31,490
Go ahead.
1113
00:34:31,590 --> 00:34:32,590
Jump on it.
1114
00:34:32,810 --> 00:34:33,810
Yeah.
1115
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:30,180
Oh my god.
1116
00:35:30,260 --> 00:35:31,380
We're gonna break the chair.
1117
00:36:55,650 --> 00:36:56,250
No, no, no.
1118
00:36:56,251 --> 00:36:56,510
No, no.
1119
00:36:56,511 --> 00:36:56,690
Long strokes.
1120
00:36:56,870 --> 00:36:57,350
Keep it like that.
1121
00:36:57,470 --> 00:36:57,990
Keep it like that.
1122
00:36:58,150 --> 00:36:58,990
Give me the long strokes.
1123
00:36:58,991 --> 00:37:00,431
I'm just thinking you guys are good.
1124
00:37:18,690 --> 00:37:19,950
Oh fuck.
1125
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:26,480
Oh fuck.
1126
00:37:26,481 --> 00:37:27,760
I'm so...
1127
00:37:32,310 --> 00:37:34,500
Mm-hmm.
1128
00:38:59,940 --> 00:39:00,940
Mm-hmm.
1129
00:39:32,710 --> 00:39:33,710
Mm-hmm.
1130
00:39:36,220 --> 00:39:36,740
Mm-hmm.
1131
00:39:36,741 --> 00:39:37,741
Mm-hmm.
1132
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:52,480
Mm-hmm.
1133
00:40:00,410 --> 00:40:01,410
Mm-hmm.
1134
00:40:06,210 --> 00:40:07,210
Oh my god.
1135
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:20,150
Oh my god.
1136
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:22,630
Oh my god.
1137
00:40:44,220 --> 00:40:45,250
This bus gets hot.
1138
00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:48,190
Oh fuck.
1139
00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:55,410
Oh god.
1140
00:41:01,580 --> 00:41:14,240
Oh my god.
1141
00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:17,460
I'm going to show you what I can do with
my life behind my head.
1142
00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:19,720
Oh, shit.
1143
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:25,840
Where do you want me?
1144
00:41:26,140 --> 00:41:27,140
Anywhere you want.
1145
00:41:42,575 --> 00:41:43,575
Oh, like a pretzel.
1146
00:41:44,620 --> 00:41:45,620
I like that.
1147
00:41:45,621 --> 00:41:45,880
Yeah.
1148
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,080
Oh, shit.
1149
00:42:01,150 --> 00:42:02,150
Oh, fuck.
1150
00:42:15,570 --> 00:42:15,750
Oh, fuck.
1151
00:42:16,410 --> 00:42:17,410
Oh, fuck.
1152
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:20,960
Oh, my God.
1153
00:42:22,950 --> 00:42:24,210
Girl, you're taking it deep.
1154
00:42:24,870 --> 00:42:26,090
Uh-huh, a lot of deep.
1155
00:42:26,550 --> 00:42:27,946
I'm going to take it about an inch,
okay?
1156
00:42:27,970 --> 00:42:28,610
About an inch.
1157
00:42:28,611 --> 00:42:29,611
Oh, yeah.
1158
00:42:29,890 --> 00:42:30,890
You right now.
1159
00:42:35,090 --> 00:42:36,090
Uh-huh.
1160
00:42:38,510 --> 00:42:39,586
Shit, play with your pussy, shit.
1161
00:42:39,610 --> 00:42:40,610
Play with your pussy.
1162
00:42:40,990 --> 00:42:41,990
Yeah.
1163
00:42:46,970 --> 00:42:47,970
Oh, fuck.
1164
00:42:52,950 --> 00:42:54,030
Oh, my God.
1165
00:42:54,950 --> 00:42:55,950
Oh, my God.
1166
00:42:56,090 --> 00:42:57,130
Oh, my God.
1167
00:42:57,750 --> 00:42:58,750
Oh, my God.
1168
00:43:13,730 --> 00:43:19,810
That dick is so big.
1169
00:43:20,270 --> 00:43:21,270
Fuck.
1170
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,200
Oh, shit.
1171
00:43:38,380 --> 00:43:39,380
That's
1172
00:43:42,290 --> 00:43:43,190
a pretty ass pussy.
1173
00:43:43,191 --> 00:43:44,870
Thank you.
1174
00:43:54,730 --> 00:43:55,730
Oh, fuck.
1175
00:44:24,130 --> 00:44:25,530
Yeah.
1176
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,480
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
1177
00:44:38,490 --> 00:44:43,440
Mm, mm, mm.
1178
00:44:52,740 --> 00:44:53,740
Fuck.
1179
00:44:56,340 --> 00:45:01,180
Oh, fuck.
1180
00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:08,860
Oh my god.
1181
00:45:08,900 --> 00:45:09,900
You don't come for me?
1182
00:45:10,070 --> 00:45:11,070
You don't come for me?
1183
00:45:11,670 --> 00:45:12,670
Come on with that dick.
1184
00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:16,700
Oh, fuck.
1185
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:19,840
Oh, yeah.
1186
00:45:22,910 --> 00:45:24,260
Oh, fuck.
1187
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:25,840
My leg is shaking.
1188
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:27,080
Oh, yeah.
1189
00:45:28,530 --> 00:45:29,530
Oh, shit.
1190
00:45:39,060 --> 00:45:40,060
Oh, god.
1191
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:48,100
Oh, baby.
1192
00:46:11,860 --> 00:46:12,860
Oh my god.
1193
00:46:12,861 --> 00:46:14,000
Oh, my god, it's so good.
1194
00:46:14,580 --> 00:46:15,580
Uh-huh.
1195
00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:16,540
What the hell?
1196
00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:17,541
Uh-huh.
1197
00:46:24,870 --> 00:46:25,870
Oh.
1198
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,520
Oh, my God.
1199
00:47:33,370 --> 00:47:52,700
Oh, my God.
1200
00:48:01,860 --> 00:48:04,170
Oh, my God.
1201
00:48:05,470 --> 00:48:06,550
Fuck.
1202
00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:15,470
Oh, my God.
1203
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:19,200
Mmm.
1204
00:48:54,790 --> 00:48:55,790
Here we go.
1205
00:48:56,430 --> 00:48:57,430
Here we go.
1206
00:49:27,770 --> 00:49:34,230
Oh, my God.
1207
00:49:35,555 --> 00:49:43,030
Oh, my God.
1208
00:50:16,390 --> 00:50:17,860
Oh, my God.
1209
00:50:25,730 --> 00:50:26,890
Oh my God.
1210
00:50:57,020 --> 00:51:01,600
This is my pillow... Fuck.
1211
00:51:07,910 --> 00:51:08,990
I'm gonna dig a little bit.
1212
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:26,520
Okay.
1213
00:51:36,990 --> 00:51:37,990
Ugh.
1214
00:51:38,470 --> 00:51:39,470
Ugh.
1215
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:57,820
Ugh.
1216
00:51:57,821 --> 00:51:58,821
Ugh,
1217
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:08,300
this place is so good.
1218
00:52:20,190 --> 00:52:21,930
I can't wait.
1219
00:52:23,770 --> 00:52:28,070
I can't wait.
1220
00:52:36,210 --> 00:52:37,610
But I can't wait.
1221
00:52:37,611 --> 00:52:38,611
Oh no.
1222
00:53:07,890 --> 00:53:10,140
And this is the second one.
1223
00:53:44,350 --> 00:53:45,750
Thank you, I was thirsty.
1224
00:53:46,060 --> 00:53:47,060
I see that.
1225
00:54:01,650 --> 00:54:02,660
What the hell, girl?
1226
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:03,280
What the hell?
1227
00:54:03,530 --> 00:54:04,530
What just happened?
1228
00:54:06,020 --> 00:54:07,020
What the hell did we do?
1229
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:09,220
I don't know.
1230
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:09,900
I don't know.
1231
00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:13,460
This is, you know, I was just supposed to
get naked and...
1232
00:54:13,660 --> 00:54:14,940
One thing and I do another, huh?
1233
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:17,400
That's what happens when the vibes are
right.
1234
00:54:17,570 --> 00:54:18,570
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1235
00:54:18,820 --> 00:54:21,720
No, I'm... I broke my streak.
1236
00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:23,300
Woo-wee!
1237
00:54:23,380 --> 00:54:23,800
Love it!
1238
00:54:24,340 --> 00:54:27,300
Let's go ahead and get you something to
wipe off with and then here.
1239
00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:27,620
Yes, please.
1240
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:29,340
Here you go and
then... Thank you.
1241
00:54:29,390 --> 00:54:32,060
Yes, I guess we could drop you off back
here.
1242
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:35,380
Um, I have a quick question though.
1243
00:54:35,860 --> 00:54:35,880
Mm-hmm?
1244
00:54:36,170 --> 00:54:40,980
Would you consider doing more videos like
this with, like, different people?
1245
00:54:42,420 --> 00:54:43,520
I mean, I had fun.
1246
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:44,700
This was, this was fun.
1247
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:44,880
Like for more money?
1248
00:54:44,881 --> 00:54:45,440
You seemed cool.
1249
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:46,720
You guys, you guys seemed chill.
1250
00:54:46,740 --> 00:54:49,140
Yeah, we're, like, like, for like,
for like more money.
1251
00:54:49,260 --> 00:54:49,720
Like money.
1252
00:54:50,060 --> 00:54:50,200
Yeah.
1253
00:54:50,201 --> 00:54:51,201
Like a career.
1254
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:52,320
Like a job.
1255
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:52,840
Sure.
1256
00:54:52,940 --> 00:54:54,536
I mean, it sure beats what you're doing
now.
1257
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:55,560
It definitely does.
1258
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:57,600
And, and I had fun doing it, so.
1259
00:54:57,660 --> 00:54:57,900
Yeah?
1260
00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:58,380
Yeah.
1261
00:54:58,381 --> 00:54:58,460
Yeah.
1262
00:54:58,700 --> 00:54:59,040
Okay.
1263
00:54:59,180 --> 00:55:00,180
So, alright.
1264
00:55:00,550 --> 00:55:02,436
Go ahead and get dressed, cause I gotta
drop you off.
1265
00:55:02,460 --> 00:55:02,620
Okay.
1266
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,498
Yeah, if you can, can I put
my number in your phone
1267
00:55:05,499 --> 00:55:07,801
so you could call me or
can I text myself real quick?
1268
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:09,040
That sounds great.
1269
00:55:09,100 --> 00:55:11,396
So then I could check in with you maybe
later on this week.
1270
00:55:11,420 --> 00:55:12,420
Mm-hmm.
1271
00:55:12,470 --> 00:55:15,980
And then just, uh, I'm gonna put, okay
there, I'm putting my number in right there.
1272
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:17,120
Good.
1273
00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:19,640
Um, alright.
1274
00:55:20,060 --> 00:55:21,060
There you go.
1275
00:55:23,070 --> 00:55:25,800
So I texted myself so we could,
uh, chat later and then, you know,
1276
00:55:25,940 --> 00:55:26,780
maybe work something out.
1277
00:55:26,781 --> 00:55:27,640
Okay, that sounds good.
1278
00:55:27,641 --> 00:55:28,681
Alright, get, get dressed.
1279
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:29,840
Okay.
1280
00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:32,480
Oh man, it was so good meeting you.
1281
00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:33,200
You too.
1282
00:55:33,540 --> 00:55:34,700
I had fun with you guys.
1283
00:55:35,170 --> 00:55:38,180
Yeah, did I, did I ever get your name?
1284
00:55:38,780 --> 00:55:39,080
No.
1285
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:40,200
Holy crap.
1286
00:55:40,380 --> 00:55:40,420
I don't think you did.
1287
00:55:40,850 --> 00:55:43,200
Did you just have sex with her and not
even get her name?
1288
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,560
What was it, what's your, I'm so sorry.
1289
00:55:46,660 --> 00:55:47,660
My name was Nomi.
1290
00:55:47,780 --> 00:55:49,380
Wow, we never got her name, bro.
1291
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:50,520
You're a scumbag.
1292
00:55:51,010 --> 00:55:53,490
You just had sex with her and you didn't
even ask her her name.
1293
00:55:53,700 --> 00:55:53,920
Did we?
1294
00:55:53,980 --> 00:55:55,040
Not even on the way out!
1295
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:57,040
I didn't ask, I didn't ask all of our
names.
1296
00:55:57,041 --> 00:55:58,921
Oh yeah, you didn't ask all of our names
either.
1297
00:55:59,100 --> 00:55:59,140
Yeah.
1298
00:55:59,141 --> 00:56:00,560
You're, you're a slut.
1299
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:01,560
I know, I suck.
1300
00:56:01,561 --> 00:56:02,561
You're a little slut.
1301
00:56:02,980 --> 00:56:03,220
Oh.
1302
00:56:03,420 --> 00:56:05,016
Alright, well listen, I got your number.
1303
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:08,040
I'm gonna call you and you have my number
cause we texted each other.
1304
00:56:08,410 --> 00:56:10,576
I, I'm gonna set something up for maybe
later this week.
1305
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,440
Are you, you busy or you think you got
time?
1306
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:13,220
I'm free.
1307
00:56:13,420 --> 00:56:14,120
Yeah, I'm good.
1308
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:14,800
Just let me know.
1309
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,180
Alright, well, um, have fun.
1310
00:56:17,380 --> 00:56:18,380
Bye.
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