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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,045 --> 00:00:04,379 Since when do you read the paper? 2 00:00:04,546 --> 00:00:05,756 I'm doing the jumble. 3 00:00:05,923 --> 00:00:07,299 I always do the jumble. 4 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:08,884 Not today, big man. 5 00:00:10,052 --> 00:00:13,847 Well, maybe you boys could do it together. Like a father-son thing. 6 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,641 No can do. I jumble alone. 7 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,561 Hey, uh, can I talk to y'all before Georgie comes out? 8 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:20,979 Is everything okay? 9 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:25,651 Yeah, it's just that, today is the anniversary of his dad's passing. 10 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:26,944 So maybe don't bring it up. 11 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,655 I can't believe it's been two years already. 12 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:33,200 -What do you want us to do? -Well, just be normal. 13 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:34,993 What's he supposed to do? 14 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,746 This is serious, okay? No jokes. 15 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:39,540 Wasn't joking, but okay. 16 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,751 -Mornin'. -Good morning! 17 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:45,420 Or just morning. 18 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:49,424 -Uh, do you want some breakfast? -No, I gotta get to the store. 19 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,802 {\an8}There's this client of Fagenbacher's I've been courting. 20 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:53,345 Today's the day I'm gonna steal him away. 21 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:54,763 Hey, knock 'em dead. 22 00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:55,889 "Dead"? 23 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:59,059 If I land this account, we should go celebrate tonight. 24 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:02,521 {\an8}Oh, yeah, sure. Or you, you know, whenever you feel like it. 25 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:04,856 -See you later. -Okay. Bye. 26 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:11,363 Let the record show I was the only normal one. 27 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:23,333 McAllister Auto. Hey, Mrs. Cooper. 28 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,128 {\an8}No, he's having lunch with a client. 29 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:28,964 He seemed fine. Why? 30 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:33,176 Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. I didn't realize that was today. 31 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:36,597 Good news, I stuck it to Fagenbacher. We got the U-Haul account. 32 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:38,974 -Terrific! -Who you talking to? 33 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:41,268 Oh. Uh, your mom. 34 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,146 -Gimme! I wanna tell her the good news. -No. 35 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:48,609 I cannot believe I forgot what today is. 36 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,445 Well, you were in such a good mood this morning. I didn't want to upset you. 37 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,447 You remembered and didn't tell me? 38 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,282 See? Now you're upset. 39 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,356 Thanks for having us over, Mom. 40 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:31,693 Well, I figured we're all having a rough day, we might as well have it together. 41 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,404 Although I'm sure George wouldn't want you to be sad. 42 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,740 You know, he'd want you to get on with your lives. 43 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:39,951 I don't think Dad would want us to forget him just yet. 44 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:43,372 She's not saying forget him. We all know that's not possible. 45 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:47,167 Coach Wilkins was crying during P.E. He said it was hay fever, but everyone knew. 46 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:52,339 Well, people grieve differently. I mean, did you even hear from Sheldon? 47 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:56,968 First thing this morning. Told me he was proudly flying his flags at half-mast. 48 00:02:57,636 --> 00:02:59,805 Great. Even Sheldon remembered. 49 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,641 -What's going on with you? -I forgot. 50 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,311 I had a big work thing and it just slipped my mind. 51 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,605 I'm a terrible son. 52 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,565 Oh, honey, you're not. 53 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:11,983 Or maybe you are. 54 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:16,321 -She remembered and didn't tell me. -Hey! You were happy. 55 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:18,532 -You were happy? -I was. I'm not now. 56 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:22,202 Knock it off! Today is hard enough without you two bickerin'. 57 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:23,787 -Sorry. -Yeah, sorry. 58 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:28,083 Well, hey, maybe we could have a little memorial. 59 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:30,836 Go to the cemetery and tell some George stories. 60 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:34,881 No, let's do something bigger. Something everyone will remember. 61 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,675 Like when he got his photo on the wall at Sizzler 62 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:38,301 for eating that seventy-two ounce steak. 63 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:40,470 Let's please not remember that. 64 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,683 We can get something named after him like a bench or- 65 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:48,228 Oh! Oh, a new scoreboard at the high school with his name on it. 66 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:51,064 -Oh, that's a great idea. -He would love that. 67 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:55,402 Wait. So every time I'm hanging out with my friends under the bleachers, 68 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,279 I'll look up and see Dad's name? 69 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,698 Why are you hanging out under the bleachers? 70 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:03,160 Uh, it's where we pray to Jesus. 71 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,336 Here you go. 72 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,591 I can't believe you're old enough to buy us beers. 73 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,676 They grow up so fast. 74 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,595 Really, Wayne? 75 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,305 It's an emotional time. 76 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,600 -To George Cooper. -To Dad. 77 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:29,144 -To George. -He was a good man. 78 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:30,520 Thanks, Principal Petersen. 79 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:33,231 You're not in high school anymore. Call me Tom. 80 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,818 That's okay. I feel weird calling old people by their first name. 81 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:38,445 Old people? 82 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,614 So what's on your mind? 83 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:44,034 {\an8}I want to do something to honor my dad 84 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:47,621 {\an8}and I was thinking your scoreboard is pretty beat up. 85 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:52,375 {\an8}What if we got a new one and call it the "George Cooper Memorial Scoreboard"? 86 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:54,920 Damn it! 87 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:58,048 That's a nice thought, but, uh, we can't afford it. 88 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,967 -What if I raise the money? -Well, they're pretty pricey. 89 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:04,471 {\an8}You're talking to the best tire salesman in Texas. I got this. 90 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:07,182 Well, let me be the first one to contribute. 91 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,017 I'm in for fifty. 92 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:12,938 Fifty? That man was your best friend. 93 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:15,816 {\an8}You're right. A hundred. 94 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,361 Damn, you are good. 95 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:28,537 So every Friday night, people will look up at the score and see my dad's name. 96 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:29,704 Aw, that's real nice. 97 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:31,331 It is a high school though. 98 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:34,709 {\an8}You better put the sign up high so no one can change "Cooper" to "Pooper." 99 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,546 {\an8}Good thinking. I totally would've done that. 100 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:40,090 How are you gonna pay for it? 101 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:43,009 {\an8}Donations. People loved my dad. They'll be happy to contribute. 102 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,177 Put me down for a hundred. 103 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,763 {\an8}How? That just means I'm paying for it. 104 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,391 No. Mom, can I have a hundred dollars? 105 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:51,643 Of course. 106 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,019 {\an8}It's going to a good cause. 107 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:56,773 -How much can we put you down for? -I guess a hundred, too. 108 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:59,609 Really? That's what I put in and I'm broke. 109 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:02,487 Put us down for five hundred. 110 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,240 {\an8}Thanks, Mrs. McAllister. That's real generous. 111 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,242 -You're welcome. -From both of us. 112 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:09,369 That's a pretty good start, right? 113 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:13,039 Still got a long way to go. Scoreboards are more expensive than you think. 114 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,251 -Then put me down for another hundred. -Would you cut that out? 115 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:20,630 Nice picture. 116 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:24,134 That was the day he finally shot the gopher digging up the backyard. 117 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:26,303 That is a very Texas story. 118 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:29,180 Let me get things started. 119 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:35,520 Five dollars? My dead father's only worth five dollars? 120 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,230 It was either that or a twenty. 121 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:41,192 Okay, but I'm taking my five back. 122 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:45,196 -Hello, boys. -What do you want? 123 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,073 I just came by to congratulate you. 124 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:51,119 Poaching my U-Haul account, that's-that's got to feel pretty good. 125 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:55,999 -It does, and I'm gonna do it again. -Ooh, little doggie's got a big bark. 126 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:59,210 -And a big bite. -He may have rabies! 127 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:03,924 I didn't come here to fight, okay? I-I-I like having some competition. 128 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,634 It keeps things spicy. 129 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,802 Well, thanks for stopping by, but we got work to do. 130 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:08,929 I'm going. 131 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:11,556 What's that? 132 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,934 -Something for your dad? -Watch it. 133 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,478 No, no. Hey, I-I-I respect that. 134 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:18,438 In fact, let me chip in. 135 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:23,526 Ooh. Only got hundreds. 136 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:27,280 That's, uh, Benjamin Franklin, in case you've never seen one. 137 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:36,456 Can I take back my twenty? 138 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:44,923 -Wow. You raised all this at school? -Yeah. 139 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,049 How? 140 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,969 Stole Meemaw's cigarettes and sold them for a dollar a piece. 141 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,054 Well, at least you ain't smoking them. 142 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:52,847 Sure. 143 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:54,933 So, how'd you do? 144 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:57,435 People are giving, but not nearly enough. 145 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:00,355 -Have you tried crying? -What? 146 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,984 Whenever I want something, I just to whip up some tears about Dad. 147 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:05,735 I ain't gonna cry. 148 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,070 It's easy. 149 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:10,865 Because ever since Dad died, people feel bad for me 150 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:12,993 and just want to make it better. 151 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:18,206 -Is everything okay? -I'm fine. It's just a hard time. 152 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:21,042 What can I do? Can I get you something? What do you need? 153 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,635 All right, I'm gonna go hop in the shower. 154 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:32,512 Maybe I'll join ya. 155 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:33,805 Didn't you just take one? 156 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:37,058 Yeah, but you weren't all soapy in mine. 157 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:44,983 -Hello. -Georgie, got some good news for you. 158 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,317 The scoreboard's paid for. 159 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,778 What? That's amazing. 160 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:52,615 Yeah. Fagenbacher Auto offered to cover the whole thing. 161 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,284 You're kidding? 162 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,327 Nope. Just want their logo on it. 163 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:57,537 Hey, what's going on? 164 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:02,083 So it'd be the "George Cooper Memorial Scoreboard" sponsored by Fagenbacher Auto? 165 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,543 Pretty good, huh? 166 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:06,087 No, it's not good! 167 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:10,842 It-It's just ever since my dad died 168 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:14,429 Fagenbacher's just been trying to run me out of business. 169 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,057 What are you doing? 170 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,727 -I'm crying. -No, I don't think so. 171 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:25,607 I-I'll have to call you back. I-I'm just too emotional right now. 172 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,657 You can't take his money! 173 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:39,037 This is a public school, I will literally take anybody's money. 174 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,998 Fine. Then you can't put his name on it. 175 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:43,500 Georgie, I get where you're coming from, 176 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:46,586 but your dad's name is still gonna be on the scoreboard. 177 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:49,172 Yeah, with Fagenbacher Auto right below it. 178 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,175 Or above, we're still negotiating placement. 179 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,886 He's just doing this to spite me. 180 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:58,848 Look, we get to honor your dad and I get a free scoreboard. 181 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,809 Everybody wins. 182 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:05,188 Except the football team, who, as you well know, truly suck. 183 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,525 What if I can buy you an even nicer scoreboard? 184 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,445 If you really want to raise more money, we can upgrade the library. 185 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,490 My dad was a football coach, not a library coach. 186 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,034 Just give me a chance. 187 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:21,287 I'll raise more money than Fred, and we can buy that scoreboard without him. 188 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,208 -Hey. -How'd you know I was here? 189 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,377 I didn't. I got caught selling cigarettes. 190 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,588 Well, what do you have to say for yourself? 191 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,007 I'm sorry. 192 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,846 It's just ever since my dad died, 193 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,305 I've been so lost. 194 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,933 And there's just no one to tell me right from wrong. 195 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,977 Oh, honey, don't cry. It's okay. 196 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,275 Yeah. So picture this, 197 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:54,696 the "George Cooper Memorial Scoreboard" sponsored by y'all. Lone Star Beer. 198 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:58,783 Uh, he was a local football coach. A beloved hero, really. 199 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,870 We just need about ten thousand dollars and we can make this happen. 200 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:05,623 I think he definitely spent that much on your beer. 201 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:10,086 Probably more, so in a way, he's already paid for it. 202 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,258 Well, just so you know, I recently turned twenty-one, 203 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:18,261 and if that's your attitude, I'm gonna become a Miller man. 204 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,098 Ruben, I just had a brainstorm. 205 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,100 We're not paying for the scoreboard. 206 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,186 You don't know that's what I was gonna say. 207 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,689 -What were you gonna say? -The point is you don't know. 208 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,817 Mr. McAllister, I just had a brainstorm. 209 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,194 Run for your life. 210 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:39,115 You hate Fagenbacher, right? Y'all were competitors for a lot of years. 211 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,367 Yeah, it was a long time ago. I don't really think about it. 212 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,704 Not just rivals in business, also in love. 213 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:46,998 What are you doing, Georgie? 214 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,833 I'm just saying if it was me, 215 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,920 it'd be hard looking up at that scoreboard every Friday night 216 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:56,174 and seeing a guy's name who had intimate relations with my wife before I did. 217 00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,136 -I'm going home. -Take him with you. 218 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:11,189 -You did that for me? -It's not a big deal. You deserve it. 219 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,900 Well, it is a big deal. Let me take a look at that. 220 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,278 It's gonna be twice as big as the old one. And state of the art. 221 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,072 Ooh, that's a beaut! 222 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:20,782 What's going on? 223 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,243 I'm just showing your dad plans for the new scoreboard. 224 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,827 Have you seen this, Georgie? 225 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,163 Look what Fred put together for me. 226 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:31,292 -It was my idea. -Well, then why didn't you do it? 227 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:34,712 Well, now, hold on, George! He tried. He just failed. 228 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:39,133 Wouldn't be the first time. You should've seen his report cards. 229 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,303 I just happen to have a couple of my old ones right here. 230 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,642 Straight A's. Proud of you, son. 231 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,521 No, no, no, no. He ain't your son. I'm your son! 232 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,481 -You want to toss the ball around? -You bet! 233 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,108 I was talking to Freddy. 234 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,987 -I'd love to. -Come on, kiddo. 235 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:04,450 No, no, wait! I'm the good son! Missy's selling cigarettes! 236 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:06,995 Narc. 237 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,374 Hey, you okay? 238 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,918 Yeah. Just a bad dream. 239 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:15,920 Again? 240 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:19,257 Oh, Georgie, you know whatever happens with this scoreboard, 241 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:20,633 your dad loves you. 242 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:22,510 Right, George? 243 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,054 Yeah, sure, whatever. 244 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:30,351 And then the rabbit goes through the hole and 245 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,020 voilà! 246 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,063 Thanks, Pop. 247 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:36,065 Dang. 248 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:45,033 You look tired. CeeCee keep you up all night? 249 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,869 No, Georgie tossed and turned. 250 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,664 You know, I wish there was some way I could help him raise the money. 251 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,374 Well, when you were in high school, 252 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,502 you did all those fundraisers for the cheerleading squad. 253 00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:00,006 Yeah, I don't think I'm comfortable washing cars in a bikini anymore. 254 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,885 Some of us weren't comfortable with it then. 255 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,679 -Mornin'. -Good morning. 256 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,141 I have an idea about how to raise the money. 257 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:13,895 You do a news story about my dad on TV and donations will pour in. 258 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,522 Oh, Georgie, I-I just started there. 259 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,233 I-I can't pitch a story about my father-in-law. 260 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,110 I mean, there's gotta be something else. 261 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,404 Time to bust out that bikini. 262 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,907 Forget it. Sorry I asked. 263 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,492 Whoa, son, I know you're stressed, but you- 264 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:31,079 I ain't your son. I'm George Cooper's son, his only son. 265 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,748 -Except for Sheldon. -Except for Sheldon. 266 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,419 Poor Georgie. 267 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,546 I hate to see him drive himself crazy. 268 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,925 I know. His dad wouldn't care about having something named after him. 269 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:48,304 Wouldn't care? Whose idea do you think it was to call Georgie, Georgie? 270 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,808 -I didn't know that. -I was all set to call him Philip. 271 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,893 Phil Cooper. That's pretty good. 272 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,186 I know! 273 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,356 I don't like to speak ill of people, 274 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:02,985 but this Fagenbacher, he sounds like a real horse's you-know-what. 275 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,531 I know what. Do you know what? 276 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,576 -Patootie. -Nailed it! 277 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,622 I think I might go down there and give them a piece of my mind. 278 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,417 Well, if that piece is "patootie," I-I wouldn't. 279 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,587 I don't need vulgar language to make a point. 280 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,382 Yeah, you don't need it, but it really adds some oomph. 281 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:28,469 I'd like to remind you I have the biggest "oomph" of all. 282 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,472 Oh, brother. 283 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,062 Mr. Fagenbacher? 284 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,356 I am Mary Cooper, Georgie's mom. 285 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,400 No. 286 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,863 You're not old enough to be his mom. 287 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,489 Maybe his big sister. 288 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:52,160 That ain't gonna work on me. The devil speaks with a forked tongue. 289 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:55,121 You calling me a devil? A handsome one, I hope. 290 00:15:56,873 --> 00:16:00,877 Do you really think you can use my late husband to upset my son 291 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,545 and then charm your way out of it? 292 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:06,007 -Mrs. Cooper, can I call you Mary? -No, you may not. 293 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,592 Mrs. Cooper, 294 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,094 you got me all wrong. 295 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,763 All right. Yeah, Georgie and I, sure, we have our issues, 296 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,933 but when he told me what he wanted to do for his dad, 297 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,603 I was touched and I wanted to help out. 298 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:23,274 I have a teenage daughter. I know what malarkey smells like. 299 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,777 You got me! I'm a bad boy. 300 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:29,864 You want to give me a spanking? 301 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,243 -Don't you disrespect me! -Yes, ma'am. 302 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,537 And do not disrespect the memory of my husband. 303 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,331 -Well, I didn't-- -I am not done! 304 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,000 My family has been through too much these past few years 305 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,919 to put up with you rubbing salt in the wound. 306 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,630 -I never intended-- -God is watching you. 307 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,633 He may be forgiving, but when it comes to my family, 308 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,385 I sure as heck am not. 309 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,805 I'm sorry. I-I-I crossed the line. 310 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,850 -And? -And I will back off the scoreboard. 311 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,353 You will also apologize to Georgie. 312 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:02,480 Yes, ma'am. 313 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:05,983 All right, then. 314 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:11,739 There may be a decent man underneath all that scruff. 315 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,742 I can shave! 316 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:27,046 It is beautiful. Your dad's name up there for everyone to see. 317 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,717 Ain't as fancy as a scoreboard. 318 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:35,930 No, a snack bar is better. Our team's so bad, who wants to look at the score? 319 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,724 It'd be cool if they served beer. 320 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,476 It's a high school. 321 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,812 Excuse me for trying to honor my father. 322 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,941 This is the best hot dog. 323 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,735 It's like George cooked it himself. 324 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,406 Pull it together, Wayne. You got a game to lose. 26000

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