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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,873 --> 00:00:08,209 [Light rock and roll playing] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:13,514 Paul McCartney: * He's just a young boy * 5 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:17,017 * Lookin' for a way to find love * 6 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:21,222 * It isn't easy * 7 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:25,559 * Nothin' you can say will help him * 8 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:27,895 * Find love * 9 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:29,230 * He's got to do it * 10 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:31,565 * For himself * 11 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:35,769 * And it can take so long * 12 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:37,505 * He's just a young boy * 13 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:40,808 * Lookin' for a way to find love * 14 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:45,279 * Find love * 15 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:47,715 * A perfect combination * 16 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:48,816 * Find love * 17 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:51,685 * Whatever you do * 18 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,020 * Find love * 19 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:55,423 * A cause for celebration * 20 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:57,658 * And it might come lookin' * 21 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,793 * Lookin' * 22 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:04,098 * Come lookin' for you * 23 00:01:04,932 --> 00:01:06,167 * Yeah * 24 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:33,093 * Find love * 25 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,796 * In any situation * 26 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:37,165 * Find love * 27 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:39,633 * Whatever you do * 28 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,569 * Find love * 29 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:43,571 * A cause for celebration * 30 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:46,674 * And it might come lookin' * 31 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:47,808 * Lookin' * 32 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:51,845 * Come lookin' for you * 33 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,183 * He doesn't need * 34 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:58,752 * Another helping hand from someone * 35 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:03,291 * But don't you think * 36 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:06,927 * He doesn't understand what he wants * 37 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:09,497 * Someone * 38 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:13,267 * Though independence means a lot * 39 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:17,871 * He's got to still be strong * 40 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:19,673 * He's just a young boy * 41 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:22,743 * Lookin' for a way to find love * 42 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:23,777 * Yeah * 43 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,781 [Song tempo slows down] 44 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:39,527 * Find love * 45 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:42,830 * A time for meditation * 46 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,532 * Find love * 47 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:48,302 * A source of inspiration * 48 00:02:48,302 --> 00:02:50,338 * Find love * 49 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:53,807 * Instead of confrontation * 50 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:56,377 * Find love * 51 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:58,846 * And love will come * 52 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:02,716 * Lookin' for you * 53 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:07,187 [Music ends] 54 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,796 I think that would be excellent lawyering on your part. 55 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,531 So, what do you think, 56 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:20,868 about 90 cents on the dollar? 57 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:21,902 Jack? 58 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:23,103 90 cents on the dollar. 59 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:24,805 I think that would be fair. 60 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:25,639 Uh, yeah. 61 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:28,075 Let's do this after lunch, ok? 62 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:31,345 So how long has it been? 63 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:33,013 17 years. 64 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:34,047 Wow. 65 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,283 Wow. Hello. 66 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:36,517 Yeah. 67 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:37,418 Hmm! 68 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:39,387 I suppose you're married now, huh? 69 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:40,821 Yeah. 8 years. 70 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:41,689 Oh. 71 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:43,657 Yep, 4 years for the first wife, 72 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:45,659 3 years for the second wife, 73 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,795 and this one a year so far. 74 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:49,062 [Knocks on table] 75 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,298 How about you? 76 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:52,165 Yeah, I married soon after we broke up. 77 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:53,200 Really? 78 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,302 Mm-hmm. Any kids? 79 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:57,237 No. No, no, no. Not for me. 80 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,772 And you? 81 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:02,776 Uh, yeah. A son. Scott. He's 16. 82 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:03,811 Wow. 83 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:05,178 [Exhales] 84 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:07,247 He's yours. 85 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,356 [Nervous sigh] 86 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:21,895 Is that a joke? 87 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:23,263 Oh, no. He's your son. 88 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,298 My son? 89 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:25,333 Yes. 90 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:26,834 I just never said anything 91 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,436 because by the time 92 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,371 I found out I was pregnant, 93 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:31,639 we had broken up, 94 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:33,841 and I was in love with Bob, 95 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:34,875 my husband. 96 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,410 I married him and... 97 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:37,678 he thinks Scott is his. 98 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:40,013 How do you know that he isn't? 99 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,248 Well, I know. 100 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:42,916 I know. 101 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,718 I did the math. 102 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:46,720 Well, not to demean your math skills, 103 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,623 but don't you think we should do this the right way? 104 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,625 You know, blood tests, DNA. 105 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,627 And why are you telling me now 106 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:56,029 after all of this time, by the way? 107 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:57,965 Scott ran away 2 weeks ago. 108 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:58,999 Bob... 109 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,033 The husband? 110 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:01,168 Yeah. 111 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:03,704 Scott and Bob had a terrible fight. 112 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:05,906 Bob kept saying he'd be back, 113 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,307 but it's-- 114 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,043 it's been 2 weeks, and we haven't... 115 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:15,215 Do you have any idea where he went? 116 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:16,617 No. 117 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:18,852 He ran away with this girl he was seeing-- 118 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:20,388 Nikki Trainor. 119 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:21,655 Her parents are divorced. 120 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,857 Her father lives in San Francisco. 121 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:25,393 He... 122 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:26,894 works in a towing service. 123 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:28,028 Tip-Top Towing. 124 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:29,563 Tip-Top Towing? 125 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:31,298 Well, when we called, 126 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:32,833 he wouldn't even speak to us. 127 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,935 He wouldn't even speak to the police. 128 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:37,771 Do you have a picture? 129 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:40,173 Of Scotty? 130 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,642 Yeah. 131 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:42,676 Oh. 132 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:56,557 You can see the resemblance, right? 133 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:02,830 Well, it's the wrong expression. 134 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,498 When he smiles, he's you. 135 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,834 Do you have a picture of him smiling? 136 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,368 Well, sorry. 137 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,203 I...I... 138 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:13,040 wish there was something or anything that I could do. 139 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,908 You can find him. 140 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:17,778 Me? I don't find people. I sue them. 141 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,815 To whom it may concern. 142 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:24,752 For years I've thought about killing myself-- 143 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:27,621 It's the only thing that's kept me going-- 144 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:30,824 but something always held me back. 145 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:32,593 My writing. 146 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,269 Good-bye... 147 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:44,605 my life's work. 148 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:46,940 Au revoir, oeuvre. 149 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:50,511 Ciao, caca. 150 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:56,383 [Exhales] 151 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:58,919 2 bullets should be enough. 152 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:08,929 [Telephone rings] 153 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,397 Aah! 154 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:13,967 [Ring] 155 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,771 [Ring] 156 00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:19,840 Hello. 157 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:23,877 Who's this? 158 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:27,881 Collette? 159 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,919 Collette Richard? 160 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:33,921 Oh, my God. 161 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:35,956 How are you? 162 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:39,026 Oh, me? 163 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:40,828 Oh, I'm not bad. 164 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:42,362 Tomorrow? 165 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:44,932 Well, you know, I made no plans. 166 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,870 It's one face. 167 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:50,904 Oh. 168 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,139 I have a son. 169 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,307 [Whimpers] 170 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,309 Oh, God. 171 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,945 Dale... 172 00:07:57,945 --> 00:07:59,312 Ohh... 173 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,914 I'm ok. 174 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,349 [Exhales] 175 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:03,617 Just tell me about Scotty. 176 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:05,318 When can I see him? 177 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,255 Dale, Scott is missing. 178 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:09,690 My son is missing? 179 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:12,092 We think he's up here. 180 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:13,527 Here in San Francisco? 181 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:17,097 Since you live here, and you were always so understanding... 182 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:18,666 Oh, psychic sometimes. 183 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:21,334 But you really seem to have a full plate. 184 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,336 Collette... 185 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,939 I know I seem a little... 186 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,507 fuzzy... 187 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,777 but I can focus. 188 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:32,379 Let me try this. 189 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:34,982 I can do it. 190 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,886 My son needs me. 191 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:43,691 Don't you worry, Scotty. 192 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:45,759 Daddy's coming. 193 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,728 Why didn't somebody call me 194 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,730 before I left Los Angeles? 195 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,164 Because we didn't know, Jack. 196 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:53,366 My client showed up here 20 minutes ago 197 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,168 then said his cast was too tight. 198 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:57,170 He was in terrible pain, and he had to go home. 199 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,205 Terrible pain. 200 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,273 It's true. He'll be all right by tomorrow. 201 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:01,575 Yes, but I am here today. 202 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:02,810 I know. I'm sorry. 203 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,745 Rose will book you into a hotel overnight. 204 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,513 Where do you like to stay? 205 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:09,983 My house, but it's in Los Angeles. 206 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,985 [Ringing] 207 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:14,454 Hello. 208 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:16,089 Jack: Hi, honey. 209 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,891 Oh, what's wrong? 210 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,627 Yeah, we have a little problem. 211 00:09:19,627 --> 00:09:21,662 I have to stay over tonight. I'm sorry. 212 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:22,863 You gonna be ok? 213 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:24,397 Yeah, I'll be fine. 214 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,667 I'm just taking care of stuff around the house. 215 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,468 All right. I'll call you later. Bye. 216 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:29,903 Ok, bye. 217 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:35,943 Ok, let's see. 218 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:45,418 Do you have a phone book? 219 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,520 Hi, Scott... 220 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,623 I'm your dad. 221 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,260 Hi, Scotty. 222 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,294 Oh! 223 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:55,796 Good firm handshake. 224 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:58,732 [New York accent] Scotty, how ya doin'? 225 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:01,635 [Surfer tone] Dude, I'm your old man. 226 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:03,871 I suppose you're wondering 227 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,973 why your middle name is Rainbow. 228 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,607 [Street-wise accent] Yo, Scott. 229 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,109 What's up, homes? 230 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,678 [Affluent accent] You know, Scott, 231 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:12,445 when I was a boy your age, 232 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,348 I was pulling on myself harder than a tractor pull in Arkansas. 233 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:16,416 * I'm your papa * 234 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,450 * Your daddy * 235 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,786 * Your pal * 236 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,688 * You got to care for me, you see? * 237 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:22,723 I am your father. 238 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,124 Hug me... 239 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,193 and let us join our spirits. 240 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,961 Mr Trainor? 241 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:28,862 What? 242 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,597 Hi, my name is Jack Lawrence. 243 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:31,631 So? 244 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,200 So, I was hoping 245 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,368 that maybe you could help me with something. 246 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,404 Have you seen this boy? 247 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:39,439 This again. Who are you? 248 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,408 I'm, uh... 249 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:42,676 I'm his father. 250 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,678 Well, what are you bothering me for? 251 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,546 I already talked to your wife on the phone. 252 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:49,149 Oh, no. She's not my wife. She--she's--listen, that's not even the point. 253 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,351 The point is I don't know anything, 254 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:52,986 so get lost. 255 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:57,257 When was the last time that you saw him? 256 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,391 [Telephone rings] 257 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,527 Look, I'm tired of this bullshit, all right? 258 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:02,295 Now, just get the hell out of here. 259 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:03,330 I'll get it. Hello? 260 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,197 Give me that. 261 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,699 No, he can't. He's in a meeting. 262 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,134 What is wrong with you? 263 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,838 [Groaning] 264 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,542 Hello? Listen, he can't speak right now. 265 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:18,611 No, he's having a lot of trouble with his testicles. 266 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,580 I will tell him. Bye. 267 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,615 That was your mother on the phone. 268 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,217 Come on, now. 269 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,618 There you go. 270 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:26,653 You're gonna be ok. 271 00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:28,355 Sit there. All right. 272 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,389 All right. 273 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,423 All right. 274 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,325 Ok. Come on. 275 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,094 Everything's gonna be ok. 276 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:37,130 What were we talking about? You know, I just-- 277 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:40,267 oh, right, right, right. Your daughter and my son. 278 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,501 Yeah, um... 279 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:44,604 All right, they were here with a bunch of other kids. 280 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:45,638 Good. Good. 281 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,374 And? 282 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,642 And now they're gone. 283 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:52,179 And where did they go? 284 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:56,316 Nikki said something about trying to get money from my ex-wife and... 285 00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,386 And she would be? 286 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:02,522 The lady that runs the marina in Tiberon. 287 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,557 What's her name, Bosco? 288 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,592 Shirley. 289 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:06,626 Shirley's marina. 290 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,395 Shirley's marina in Tiberon. 291 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,163 Thank you very, very much. 292 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,668 Oh, excuse me. Mr Trainor? 293 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,370 No, that's not me. 294 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,405 Oh, no? 295 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,672 Uh, he's in there. 296 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,308 Oh, thank you. 297 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,910 Ok. Ok. 298 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:25,712 Sheesh. 299 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,747 Hey, can I get a cab out front? 300 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:28,782 Oh, yeah. 301 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:29,817 Hey, nice shot. 302 00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,051 Thanks a lot. 303 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,655 Mr Trainor? 304 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,157 Yeah? 305 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:40,227 I hope I'm not catching you at an inconvenient moment. 306 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:43,931 Ahem. I won't waste an extra minute of your valuable time. 307 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,866 Have you seen this handsome boy? 308 00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:50,437 Who--who are you? 309 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,772 Isn't it obvious? 310 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,607 I'm his father. 311 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,677 I understand that, uh, he and your daughter are, 312 00:12:57,677 --> 00:13:00,213 shall we say, an item. 313 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,715 Oh, they grow up so fast, don't they? 314 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,251 I mean, one minute, 315 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,419 there you're going "Who's the little boy?" 316 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:09,489 And the next minute he's banging your little girl. 317 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,757 May I sit down? 318 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,359 Sure. 319 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:18,598 So, how many fathers does this kid have? 320 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:19,632 Oh... 321 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,034 No. I see. 322 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:24,671 No, the man you met is not the real father. 323 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,874 I'm the real father. 324 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,242 See, it's a long story. 325 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:32,479 17 years ago, we were biking through the wine-- 326 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,347 [Ring] 327 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:39,019 [Ring] 328 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:41,188 The mother and I were, you know, 329 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,789 biking through the wine country. 330 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:43,823 [Ring] 331 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,225 It began to rain a little-- 332 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,527 Please, you answer the phone. 333 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,196 I'll finish my story after. 334 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,598 Ow! What the-- 335 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:52,732 Wait! I'm sorry! 336 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,701 Get the hell out of here! 337 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,169 What's that all about?! 338 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,470 Oh! 339 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,372 My God! 340 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:00,740 That man is insane! 341 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,976 He just bludgeoned me with a phone 342 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,177 for no reason! 343 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,346 He's a bad guy. Are you ok? 344 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,248 I don't know. Is there blood? 345 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,282 No. 346 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,283 Good. 347 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,219 I was just telling him this lovely story 348 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,254 about me and a girl biking through the wine country. 349 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,423 Hey, those stories aren't for everybody, pal. 350 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:17,257 I guess not. 351 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,192 I have to talk to him, though. 352 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,294 I'm trying to find my son. 353 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,695 Your son? 354 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:23,931 Yeah. 355 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:27,000 He ran away. 356 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,839 Your son ran away? 357 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,707 Yeah. 358 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,276 So did mine. 359 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,246 How richly bizarre. 360 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,780 They could be together. 361 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,315 You think so? 362 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:45,953 He said there's a whole group of them. 363 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,088 Dale Putley. 364 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,790 Jack Lawrence. 365 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,060 Do you know where Tiberon is? 366 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,398 [Horns honking] 367 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:02,469 Jack: Dale, I feel like I'm in a white Bronco. 368 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:03,536 Dale: I'm sorry. 369 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,538 I just get anxious driving over bridges. 370 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,707 That's because you're going 11 miles an hour. 371 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,776 I'm going 25 miles an hour, Jack. 372 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,644 Yeah, I can feel the g-force. 373 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:12,679 What? 374 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:13,713 What?! 375 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:14,747 Son-- 376 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,882 Calm down. 377 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,218 I'm ok. It's just all these people. 378 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,820 I don't like a lot of people or a lot of cars. 379 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,289 What do you do for a living? 380 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,223 Well... 381 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,492 I teach English as a third language 382 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,660 at the Jewish Community Centre. 383 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,662 [Horns honking] 384 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:30,964 Excuse me! 385 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:34,467 I'm really sort of a... 386 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,935 writer at large. 387 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,206 I write and perform poetry and plays. 388 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,374 Things from my soul. 389 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,409 Ah. Really? 390 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:43,410 Yeah. 391 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,312 But it's avant-garde. Very experimental. 392 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:47,514 You mean like with guinea pigs and-- 393 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:50,450 you're not a mime, are you, because I... 394 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,284 I used to be. 395 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,253 Oh, you did? Oh, I'm sorry. 396 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,587 Well, what? No, please. 397 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:55,555 Nothing. Just... 398 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,657 Oh, no, no. Tell me. It's ok. I can... 399 00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,326 I hate them. 400 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:02,295 I see the mime on the street, I want to kick him in the face, I'll tell you. 401 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,596 Really? 402 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,498 You should talk to somebody about that, Jack. 403 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,533 They're annoying. 404 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:07,567 Really? 405 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,402 If I go out shopping or something, 406 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,204 he's got a balloon, it's like-- 407 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,505 What do you do? 408 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,241 And I just want to smack him. 409 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,076 What do I do? I'm a lawyer. 410 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,110 Bloodsucker. 411 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,145 Uh, I'm sorry. What? 412 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,679 I didn't hear what you said. 413 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:20,713 Right here. 414 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:21,748 The throat. 415 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:22,782 Sorry. 416 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,517 Dale? 417 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,552 What? 418 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:26,819 You missed the exit. 419 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,221 Oh, I what? 420 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,822 All this pithy conversation, 421 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,224 and we missed the exit. 422 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,660 You have to go off and come back around. 423 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,694 Ohh... 424 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:35,728 Oh. 425 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,697 [Breathing heavily] 426 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:40,733 Oh. 427 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,303 Dale! 428 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,205 What are you doing?! What was that?! 429 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,306 Oh! I'm sorry. 430 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,108 I turn around, and you blacked out! 431 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,142 I'm sorry. 432 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,177 What was that?! 433 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,211 In crisis situations, 434 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,812 I have these anxiety attacks, 435 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,081 and I hyperventilate, 436 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,815 and I pass out for a moment. 437 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:56,849 Sorry. I'm back. 438 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,285 Whew. 439 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,289 Jack: So have you been driving long? 440 00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,523 About 30 years now. 441 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,758 Oh, listen, these things take time. 442 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,760 Here. Pull in here. 443 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,762 Yeah, brake, brake, br-- 444 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,499 Perfect. 445 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,401 Anchovies. I gave you the shrimp, right? 446 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:15,235 Yeah. 447 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,469 Here are the pile worms. 448 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,705 Gentlemen, have a good time. 449 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,107 Catch some fish. 450 00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,341 Mrs Trainor? 451 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,175 Yes. 452 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,676 Hi, my name is Jack Lawrence. 453 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,545 Can I talk to you for just a moment? 454 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,979 Yeah, yeah. 455 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,549 Listen, Pepe, don't start on that till I get over there, ok? 456 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,284 I'm Dale Putley. How do you do? 457 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,552 Shirley: Fine. What do you want? 458 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,354 It's about your daughter Nikki. 459 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,389 Dale: Your ex-husband told us to talk to you. 460 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,091 Oh, God. What'd she do now? 461 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,592 Oh, we're not looking for Nikki. 462 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,628 We're trying to find our 2 boys. 463 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,930 Yeah, we think that they're moving 464 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,198 in your daughter's social circle. 465 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,233 Listen to me. 466 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,235 I don't know where Nikki is. 467 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,703 Frankly, I don't want to know. 468 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,339 But we're... 469 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,578 How'd you get her husband to talk? 470 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,780 I head-butted him in the face. 471 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,349 How Joe Pesci of you. 472 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,184 What are you gonna do with her, 473 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,219 run her tits through the Visa machine? 474 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:09,822 Hey, listen, how about crying again? 475 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,292 Me? 476 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:15,295 Yeah. It might reach her maternal thing. 477 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,164 Cry just like that? 478 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:18,931 You cried when we missed the exit. 479 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:19,966 Don't mock me. 480 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,000 Listen, Chip-- 481 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,034 Dale. 482 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,403 Dale. 483 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,305 You're an actor, right? You're a performer. 484 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,374 Let's make believe that it's a play-- 485 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,209 A very sad play. A tragic play. 486 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,211 You're a tragic hero. You're... 487 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,745 You're Lou Gehrig. 488 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:33,780 Who's that? 489 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:34,814 Lou Gehrig. 490 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:35,848 Lou Gehrig. 491 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,217 Everybody knows Lou Gehrig. 492 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,285 The baseball player. 493 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,253 He died of Lou Gehrig's Disease. 494 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,755 Wow. What are the odds on that? 495 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:44,291 Oh, boy. 496 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,592 Here's what I need: 497 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,594 I need tears, and I need them quickly. 498 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:49,596 She's gonna come back. Come on. 499 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:50,630 I'll try. 500 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,864 Do it. 501 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:54,634 Just need to find something personal from my past. 502 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,536 At the actor's studio, they call it sense memory. 503 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,570 Wow. 504 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:58,605 Ok. 505 00:18:58,605 --> 00:18:59,439 Ok. 506 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,673 [Vertebrae crackle] 507 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,211 Come on. 508 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,347 That's nice. Good. 509 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,784 [Whimpering] 510 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,786 Wow. That's fantastic. 511 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,355 [Laughing] 512 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,789 What are you doing? 513 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:17,824 [Wheezing laugh] 514 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,226 What are you doing? 515 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,228 I'm at my grandmother's funeral. 516 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:23,263 Well, sorry I wasn't there. 517 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:24,664 Oh, it was great. 518 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,165 Jack: Cut it out. She's here. 519 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,634 Why are you still here? 520 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,135 [Wheezing laugh] 521 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,169 Well... 522 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,771 What's wrong with him? 523 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,740 Him? He's... 524 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:34,574 He's upset. 525 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:35,808 [Whimpering laughter] 526 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,510 He's distraught. 527 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,345 Crying? 528 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,779 Crying? He's weeping. 529 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:40,813 Why? 530 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:41,848 Why? 531 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,216 It's his son. 532 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,652 His son is his life. His whole life. 533 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,654 You know, we come here looking for help, 534 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:49,689 and you with your big city ways, 535 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,991 you crush his last hope of ever finding him again. 536 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,760 Y-yeah-ha-ha. 537 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,328 Ow...my boy, my boy. 538 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,596 I don't know. 539 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,631 Come on, you're ripping his heart out. 540 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,600 Listen, my daughter could get into trouble. 541 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,835 No, no. We'll keep it private. 542 00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,371 Strictly in the family. 543 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,172 Yeah, from one parent to another. 544 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,206 To another. 545 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,275 Whew. 546 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,543 They're probably with Sugar Ray. 547 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:12,845 The boxer? 548 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,113 No, it's a rock band. 549 00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:17,284 Nikki and some of the other kids travel all over 550 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:18,551 following them around. 551 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,387 Dale: They're in San Francisco then? 552 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,289 Where are they playing? 553 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,591 They were, and then Nikki came over a couple days ago 554 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,626 and said she was taking off to Sacramento. 555 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,728 They're playing a club called, uh, The Temple. 556 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,762 The Temple? 557 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:30,797 Yes. 558 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:31,831 In Sacramento. 559 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:32,665 Sugar Ray. 560 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,233 Thank you very, very much. 561 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,268 You're welcome. 562 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,503 Thank you. 563 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,675 Look, if you see Nikki, 564 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:45,912 tell her to call me if she needs anything. 565 00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:53,219 At the risk of sounding a little pretentious, 566 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,621 I want to share with you 567 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:57,056 a line from one of my unproduced plays. 568 00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,257 Oh, no. 569 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,259 "The amazing thing about a parent's love 570 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,661 "is that something so large 571 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,763 can so often go unseen." 572 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,264 [Sighs] 573 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,299 That's beautiful. 574 00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:07,634 Thank you. 575 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,571 [Sighs] 576 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:14,341 Look, what do they look like, your sons? 577 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:16,343 If they were with Nikki, I probably met them. 578 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:18,077 Do you have a picture? 579 00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:19,812 Yeah. I have a picture. 580 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,180 Yeah, I did. 581 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:22,214 There he is. 582 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,816 Shirley: Well, he's handsome. 583 00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:24,851 Thank you. 584 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:27,086 This is my guy. 585 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,622 What is this, a joke? 586 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,333 Scott. 587 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:41,801 Scott. 588 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:45,104 That bitch! That bitch! 589 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:46,773 [Telephone rings] 590 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:48,841 Hello? 591 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:49,909 Jack: Collette? 592 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:50,943 Aah! 593 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,278 Guess who. 594 00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:53,580 Yes, that's right. 595 00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,314 Guess where I am. 596 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,583 No, I'm in San Francisco. 597 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,818 And guess who I'm with. 598 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,353 Oh, God. 599 00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:01,421 I'll give you a hint. 600 00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:02,455 [Whimpers] 601 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:03,723 Don't do that! 602 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,758 She got it in a second. Wasn't even a pause. 603 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:06,626 Oh, thank you. 604 00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,461 What the hell is going on, huh? 605 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:09,696 How could you do this? 606 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:11,564 How could you tell us both the same story? 607 00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:12,599 Oh, I'm so hurt! 608 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:14,066 It's not a story. 609 00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:16,168 Collette, who is the father? 610 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,370 Is it me, Bob, or... 611 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:18,405 Dale! 612 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:19,539 Dale? 613 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:21,574 Look, the truth is I don't know, ok? 614 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:23,643 I knew all 3 of you then. 615 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:25,612 Any of you could be his father. 616 00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:27,179 Please, just find him. 617 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,382 I mean, find him, and we can settle it later. 618 00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:30,883 Oh, that really helps. 619 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,284 Good-bye. 620 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:33,653 What did she say? 621 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:37,490 She said she's not sure. 622 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:44,363 You don't know who Scott's father is? 623 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,599 When did you meet her? 624 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:48,300 At a baseball game. 625 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:49,335 Mm-hmm. 626 00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:50,369 You? 627 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,672 Up here at Berkeley. 628 00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:55,842 Ahh, Collette. 629 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:57,176 Oh, that accent. 630 00:22:57,176 --> 00:22:58,210 Mmm. 631 00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,245 Mouth. 632 00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:02,248 I tell you, she was just so... 633 00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:03,883 Stimulating. 634 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,418 [Slurping] 635 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:07,920 The first date... 636 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,256 I just stared at her the whole night. 637 00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:11,491 She was that stunning. 638 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:13,526 In the moonlight, with that skin. 639 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:15,595 I didn't even touch her. 640 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,764 I took nude photographs of her. 641 00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:20,467 She posed nude for you? 642 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:21,768 Yeah. 643 00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:24,403 It was photography class. It was extra credit. 644 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,672 Wow. 645 00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:28,174 All she ever did for me was have sex. 646 00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:30,977 Mmm. We did that, too, but I've got some negatives. 647 00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:32,278 Wow. 648 00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:34,280 It was Berkeley. You know. 649 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,282 I took nude pictures of her, 650 00:23:36,282 --> 00:23:38,551 she took nude pictures of me. 651 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:41,120 Her roommate took nude pictures of the both of us. 652 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:43,690 Then I took nude pictures of her and her roommate 653 00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:47,460 wrestling on a slip-n-slide, coming at me like... 654 00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:50,530 Enjoy. 655 00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:52,398 Francene? 656 00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:53,733 Mm-hmm? 657 00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:56,268 Excuse me, but, um, this has cheese on it. 658 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,204 It's better with cheese. 659 00:23:58,204 --> 00:23:59,572 I'm not conducting a poll. 660 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:01,541 You see, I can't digest this. 661 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,576 Cheese is no longer my friend. 662 00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:05,612 If I eat this, it's gonna be bad for me, 663 00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,213 and pretty much everybody else 664 00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:09,015 on this side of the room, 665 00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:11,183 so could you give me another one? 666 00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:12,218 Francene. 667 00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:13,252 Mm-hmm? 668 00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:15,321 Can you also take this one, 669 00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:17,189 and wrap both of them to go, ok? 670 00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:18,558 Oh, and the check. 671 00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:20,493 Francene: Nothing would give me greater pleasure. 672 00:24:20,493 --> 00:24:21,528 Thank you. 673 00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:23,563 Dale, where am I going? 674 00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:25,297 Sacramento, where our son is. 675 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,432 No, you don't understand. 676 00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:27,834 We don't know what's going on. 677 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,836 She keeps telling us different stories. 678 00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:31,470 Why are we running off there? 679 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,039 We don't know who the real father is. 680 00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:36,175 We won't know unless we go there and find out for ourselves. 681 00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:37,209 Francene: Thank you. 682 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:38,310 Thank you, Francene. 683 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,879 * Pick it up, pick it up * 684 00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:41,548 * Pick it up, pick it up * 685 00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:43,650 [Fast Ska music playing] 686 00:24:52,258 --> 00:24:53,292 Aah! 687 00:24:53,292 --> 00:24:54,326 [Brakes screech] 688 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,595 What is the matter? 689 00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:58,197 Will you do me a favour? 690 00:24:58,197 --> 00:25:00,032 Will you look back there 691 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:02,802 and see if there's a dead body in the road? 692 00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:03,836 What? 693 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:04,871 Please. 694 00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:08,941 No, there's nothing there. 695 00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:11,277 There's not a body lying in the road? 696 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:12,511 A what? 697 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,746 A body. 698 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,551 [Crickets chirping] 699 00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:30,396 No. 700 00:25:30,396 --> 00:25:31,564 Nothing there. 701 00:25:31,564 --> 00:25:33,800 [Exhales] 702 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:36,569 Oh, good. 703 00:25:36,569 --> 00:25:38,337 I often think 704 00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:40,472 that I've run someone over. 705 00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:42,474 [Nervous giggling] 706 00:25:42,474 --> 00:25:44,577 [Nervous chuckle] 707 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:48,781 * But now I'll be on MTV * 708 00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:50,950 * A magazine like Seventeen * 709 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,752 * Or Rolling Stone or Mother Jones * 710 00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:54,086 * Put it in my pocket * 711 00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:56,288 * And my pic's on your t-shirt, yeah * 712 00:25:58,190 --> 00:25:59,391 I hope he's here. 713 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:00,593 Don't worry, Jack. 714 00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:02,494 Let me be your guide. I know this world. 715 00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:03,529 Oh, yeah? 716 00:26:03,529 --> 00:26:06,833 [Singing punk music] 717 00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:29,956 Sorry. 718 00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:31,323 Excuse me. 719 00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:32,424 Sorry. 720 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:33,793 Thanks. 721 00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:44,036 Excuse me. 722 00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:48,240 Let's split up. 723 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,475 No, Jack. No, no, no. 724 00:26:49,475 --> 00:26:51,443 You'll be fine. You go that way, I'll go this way. 725 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:52,511 No, Jack-- 726 00:26:52,511 --> 00:26:53,780 Just ask if they've seen Scott. 727 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:55,114 Ask if I've seen Scott. 728 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:56,348 Ok. Ok? 729 00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:59,085 Excuse me! 730 00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:00,286 Pardon me! 731 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:04,991 Excuse me, have you seen this boy? Um... 732 00:27:04,991 --> 00:27:07,226 Have you seen this boy? 733 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:08,828 No. No. 734 00:27:08,828 --> 00:27:11,497 Have you--ohh! Oh, my God! 735 00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:12,598 Ow! Ow! 736 00:27:12,598 --> 00:27:14,633 I'm sorry. You all right? 737 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,635 No, I'm not all right. Will you get it off? 738 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,337 All right. It was an accident. 739 00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:19,371 Ow! My nose! Ow! 740 00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:20,406 I'm sorry. 741 00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:21,573 Dale: Hello? 742 00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:24,677 Have you seen a young man named Scott? 743 00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:26,913 He's my son! 744 00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:30,883 Perfect. Have you seen this boy? 745 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:40,359 You guys want him? 746 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:41,660 Oh, no! 747 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,363 Aah! 748 00:27:57,810 --> 00:27:58,878 Oh, Jack! Oh, Jack. 749 00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:00,379 All right, stop it. 750 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:22,334 That's him! 751 00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:23,770 That's Scott! 752 00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:28,340 My boy! 753 00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:29,842 Get the gate! 754 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,015 Turn around, guys. 755 00:28:36,015 --> 00:28:37,716 Oh, no, excuse me, Mr Humongous, 756 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,051 but we've got to get back to that boy. 757 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:40,787 Turn around! Private area! 758 00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:42,822 Hey, listen, let's make it a semi-private area. 759 00:28:42,822 --> 00:28:44,090 I really have to get back there. 760 00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:46,325 Don't make me have to hurt you, old man. 761 00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:47,659 Old man. Old man? 762 00:28:47,659 --> 00:28:48,928 Old man. 763 00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:50,662 Come here, let me tell you something. 764 00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:52,164 What's that? 765 00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:57,469 Let's go. What? 766 00:28:57,469 --> 00:28:59,772 Let's go. Come on. 767 00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:05,344 Oh, my God! 768 00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:06,745 Ohh! 769 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,380 Oh, Scotty. 770 00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:09,782 Everything's all right. 771 00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:11,818 I'm here. It's ok. It's ok. 772 00:29:11,818 --> 00:29:13,652 It's not him. 773 00:29:13,652 --> 00:29:14,954 Who's this? 774 00:29:14,954 --> 00:29:17,356 I don't know. 775 00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,459 He's over here! 776 00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:21,693 Call your father. 777 00:29:21,693 --> 00:29:22,728 Come on! 778 00:29:22,728 --> 00:29:24,463 Ok. 779 00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:25,731 Is he all right? 780 00:29:25,731 --> 00:29:27,733 We better get him up. He's out cold. 781 00:29:27,733 --> 00:29:30,903 Ohh! Oh, this guy's in good shape. 782 00:29:30,903 --> 00:29:33,205 Oh, that girl's not for you. 783 00:29:33,205 --> 00:29:35,507 Yeah, she's for everybody else. 784 00:29:42,581 --> 00:29:44,450 At least we know he ate. 785 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:45,484 Ok. 786 00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:46,752 Yeah. Get him out of here. 787 00:29:46,752 --> 00:29:48,387 He's going to catch pneumonia. 788 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:51,023 Jack: No, no, he's ok, Collette. 789 00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:52,691 No, I--I promise. 790 00:29:52,691 --> 00:29:56,795 No, I'll--I'll, uh, I'll tell you all about it when I see you, 791 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,597 but, uh, what we're gonna do is, 792 00:29:58,597 --> 00:30:02,902 we're gonna bring him back to the hotel in San Francisco tonight, 793 00:30:02,902 --> 00:30:06,738 and then we'll bring him home tomorrow. 794 00:30:06,738 --> 00:30:09,108 And then, Collette, listen to me, 795 00:30:09,108 --> 00:30:12,744 we have got to work this thing out. 796 00:30:12,744 --> 00:30:15,514 Ok. You're welcome. 797 00:30:15,514 --> 00:30:17,884 I'll tell him. Bye. 798 00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:19,785 She was happy, huh? 799 00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:23,022 Oh, yeah, she was happy and relieved. 800 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,392 [Chuckles] 801 00:30:26,392 --> 00:30:27,526 You know, it's funny. 802 00:30:27,526 --> 00:30:29,728 The first time I got drunk, it was over a girl. 803 00:30:29,728 --> 00:30:31,163 Yeah. Yeah? 804 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:34,366 My first suicide attempt was over a girl. 805 00:30:34,366 --> 00:30:36,202 Are you joking? You--you really-- 806 00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:39,271 No. I--I used to be somewhat unstable. 807 00:30:39,271 --> 00:30:41,073 Oh. 808 00:30:42,774 --> 00:30:43,910 What happened? 809 00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:45,777 Well, it was in high school. 810 00:30:45,777 --> 00:30:47,947 We were doing a production of The King and I. 811 00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:49,048 Mm-hmm. 812 00:30:49,048 --> 00:30:52,084 And my drama teacher, Miss Manero, 813 00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:54,286 stayed late one night to show me that dance 814 00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:55,854 that the king does with Anna. 815 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,556 Oh, uh... 816 00:30:57,556 --> 00:30:59,391 * Shall we dance? * * Shall we dance? * 817 00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:00,859 * Ba ba ba * * Ba ba ba * 818 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,794 [Humming] [Humming] 819 00:31:02,794 --> 00:31:03,862 * Shall we dance? * 820 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,198 [Imitating Yul Brynner] 1, 2, 3. 821 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:08,901 Well, she taught me the dance, 822 00:31:08,901 --> 00:31:10,903 and then she showed me a part 823 00:31:10,903 --> 00:31:12,538 that was obviously cut from the original. 824 00:31:17,076 --> 00:31:20,379 You made it with your high school teacher? 825 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:21,780 Yeah. 826 00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:23,715 You know, I got to tell you. 827 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:26,385 I don't know what you have to be depressed about. 828 00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:28,387 You're taking nude pictures of roommates, 829 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,422 you're humping your faculty. 830 00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:33,392 Your life is something I'd be ashamed to rent. 831 00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:36,428 But she dumped me. 832 00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:38,164 Oh, yeah? 833 00:31:38,164 --> 00:31:41,433 Oh, hey, look, these things happen. 834 00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:43,402 [Tyres screech] 835 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,870 Is there-- 836 00:31:44,870 --> 00:31:46,772 There's nobody there. 837 00:31:46,772 --> 00:31:48,507 Thank you. 838 00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:53,579 Why don't you take a plane in the morning? 839 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,414 No, that'd be too late. 840 00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:57,683 It's--I'm his father. I want to be there when he wakes up. 841 00:31:57,683 --> 00:32:01,020 If, you know, if I drive straight through, I can just make it. 842 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,058 You're still angry at me, aren't you? 843 00:32:06,058 --> 00:32:08,460 Actually, I'm--I'm just angry at myself. 844 00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:11,763 I should have been the one to go after him in the first place. 845 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:15,867 No, I just--I wanted to give him a chance to come home on his own, 846 00:32:15,867 --> 00:32:18,037 and he didn't. 847 00:32:20,506 --> 00:32:23,409 I love him and I want him to know it. 848 00:32:26,078 --> 00:32:29,281 Ok, I should go. 849 00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:34,286 For the road. 850 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:35,321 Thanks. 851 00:32:36,355 --> 00:32:38,690 Bob, when you see--when you see Jack and Dale, 852 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:42,694 tell them how sorry and ashamed I am about what I did. 853 00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:46,498 I just didn't think I'd see Scotty again. 854 00:32:46,498 --> 00:32:49,035 I'm sorry you couldn't count on me. 855 00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:08,720 Good evening, Mr Lawrence. 856 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,790 How are you, Andre? Nice to see you again. 857 00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:12,858 Fine. 858 00:33:12,858 --> 00:33:14,860 I got him. It's ok. I got him. 859 00:33:14,860 --> 00:33:16,895 Oh, wait, wait. Can we... 860 00:33:16,895 --> 00:33:18,030 May I help you? 861 00:33:18,030 --> 00:33:19,465 We got him. No, we're fine. 862 00:33:19,465 --> 00:33:20,499 You're sure? 863 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:21,333 Absolutely. 864 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,302 Little man had a big day. Ok. 865 00:33:25,904 --> 00:33:27,473 Good evening, Charles. 866 00:33:27,473 --> 00:33:29,841 Anything we can help you with, Mr Lawrence? 867 00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,543 [Vomits] 868 00:33:31,543 --> 00:33:33,745 Could you send the valet to my room, please? 869 00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:35,013 Right away, sir. 870 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,248 Thank you. 871 00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:37,616 [Elevator dings] 872 00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:38,984 Here we go. 873 00:33:38,984 --> 00:33:41,287 Good evening. Oh, after you. 874 00:33:41,287 --> 00:33:43,055 We'll take the next one. 875 00:33:43,055 --> 00:33:44,523 Ok. 876 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,492 [Vomits] 877 00:33:46,492 --> 00:33:49,228 Ohh! Ohh! 878 00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:50,896 Dale: Oh, he's a mess. 879 00:33:50,896 --> 00:33:52,264 Yeah. 880 00:34:00,439 --> 00:34:02,808 Oh, my God! 881 00:34:02,808 --> 00:34:04,042 What, fungus? 882 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,778 Look at his toes. Look at his toes. 883 00:34:13,919 --> 00:34:15,754 What am I missing? 884 00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:18,357 Do you see how that big one bends that way, 885 00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:20,392 the little one tucks itself underneath? 886 00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:22,661 Uh-huh. You're easily entertained. 887 00:34:22,661 --> 00:34:25,531 Mm-hmm. Oh, really? Entertain this. 888 00:34:30,502 --> 00:34:31,637 Huh? 889 00:34:31,637 --> 00:34:32,671 What? 890 00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:34,206 See, it's a match. 891 00:34:34,206 --> 00:34:36,608 We have the same toes. 892 00:34:36,608 --> 00:34:38,810 Millions of people have toes like that. 893 00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,546 Yeah. Oh, really? 894 00:34:40,546 --> 00:34:41,813 Do you? 895 00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:42,848 Yeah. 896 00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:43,949 Oh, let's see. 897 00:34:43,949 --> 00:34:44,983 No. 898 00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:46,485 Take your shoes and socks off. 899 00:34:46,485 --> 00:34:47,519 No, I won't. 900 00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:48,887 Get away. Come on, take them off. 901 00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:49,988 Come on, let's see. 902 00:34:49,988 --> 00:34:51,457 Let's see what you've got there. 903 00:34:51,457 --> 00:34:53,024 Come on, come on, take them off. 904 00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:54,059 No! Ow! Let go! 905 00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:55,093 Let me see. 906 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:56,128 I will sue you! 907 00:34:56,128 --> 00:34:57,163 Yeah? 908 00:34:57,163 --> 00:34:59,198 Ha ha ha ha ha. Uncle! Uncle! 909 00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:00,799 Ha ha ha ha ha. 910 00:35:00,799 --> 00:35:01,833 All right! 911 00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:03,269 What? 912 00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:07,739 Oh. Oh, I'm really sorry, Dale. You don't match. 913 00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:11,277 No match. You lose. I'm the father. Ha ha. 914 00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:18,150 Means nothing. 915 00:35:19,285 --> 00:35:21,220 That's not proof. 916 00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:28,660 Oh, toe-boy. 917 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:29,795 [Whistles] 918 00:35:30,829 --> 00:35:32,864 Check this out. 919 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:34,900 What? 920 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,935 The whirl. 921 00:35:36,935 --> 00:35:39,305 The whirl? 922 00:35:40,939 --> 00:35:42,708 The boy has a whirl, 923 00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:44,710 just like I got one. 924 00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:46,144 See, that's a whirl. 925 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,447 This is a curl, that's whirl. 926 00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:51,883 Do you have a whirl? 927 00:35:51,883 --> 00:35:53,852 No. 928 00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:55,387 No whirl. 929 00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:57,989 You...are whirless! 930 00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:59,291 Ha ha! 931 00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:01,627 [Imitating Elvis] Thank you very much. 932 00:36:01,627 --> 00:36:03,762 I go to a hairdresser, I get a whirl. 933 00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:05,997 [Spanish accent] Really? Well, I will tell Jose maybe 934 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:09,167 to add some more hair, ok? 935 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:12,604 Let me ask you something, Whirly. 936 00:36:12,604 --> 00:36:14,373 Ok, nothing about sports. 937 00:36:14,373 --> 00:36:17,676 Ok, when did--when did Collette call you? 938 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:18,677 Uh... 939 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:21,079 Huh? When did she talk to you about him? 940 00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:22,113 Tuesday. 941 00:36:22,113 --> 00:36:23,682 Oh, too bad. 942 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,684 That's it, I'm the father. You lose. 943 00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:27,953 But you go home with some lovely parting gifts. 944 00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:29,321 You get all that from Tuesday? 945 00:36:29,321 --> 00:36:31,122 How? Yes. 946 00:36:31,122 --> 00:36:33,459 Because she saw me on Monday. 947 00:36:33,459 --> 00:36:34,293 So? 948 00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:36,061 So I wasn't very co-operative, 949 00:36:36,061 --> 00:36:39,231 so then she came to you. 950 00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:44,803 I cannot believe you did that with an unconscious child. 951 00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:49,007 [Telephone rings] 952 00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:50,208 Get the phone. Get the phone. 953 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,910 Ow! Ohh! 954 00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:52,944 Excuse me. 955 00:36:52,944 --> 00:36:54,145 Hello? 956 00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:55,914 Jack! Oh, finally. 957 00:36:55,914 --> 00:36:57,148 Where have you been? 958 00:36:57,148 --> 00:36:58,817 Uh, I was out. 959 00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:00,619 Of course you were out. I've been calling you all night, Jack. 960 00:37:00,619 --> 00:37:02,721 I mean, I was afraid that you had been killed or something. 961 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,723 No, no, no, I'm fine. I'm absolutely fine. 962 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:06,625 I just had, uh, something I had to do. 963 00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:08,427 Carrie: Where have you been? Jack, soap! 964 00:37:08,427 --> 00:37:09,661 Dale: Some soap, please. 965 00:37:09,661 --> 00:37:10,729 Who is that? 966 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:11,563 No one. 967 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:12,798 What do you mean no one? 968 00:37:12,798 --> 00:37:15,000 Well, actually, honey, it's--it's a friend. 969 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,868 I made a new friend. 970 00:37:16,868 --> 00:37:17,736 Hello? Valet. 971 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,338 Dale: I'm hosing him down, Jack. 972 00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:22,341 What--what is that noise? 973 00:37:22,341 --> 00:37:23,609 That's the shower. 974 00:37:23,609 --> 00:37:25,544 You and your new friend are taking a shower? 975 00:37:25,544 --> 00:37:27,379 No, we're not-- I'm not in the shower. 976 00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:29,681 Uh, he's in the shower. 977 00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:30,982 And you're watching him? 978 00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:32,618 Somebody call for a valet? 979 00:37:32,618 --> 00:37:33,885 No-- It's like wrestling flipper! 980 00:37:33,885 --> 00:37:35,153 Excuse me, I knocked, 981 00:37:35,153 --> 00:37:37,323 but I guess you didn't hear me. 982 00:37:37,323 --> 00:37:38,890 Oh, he's so slippery. 983 00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:39,858 I'll come back. 984 00:37:39,858 --> 00:37:41,493 No, no, no, no, no. Just--just--just-- 985 00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:43,462 The jacket is on the desk, and I'll give you the pants. 986 00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:45,331 Honey, hold on. I got to take my pants off. 987 00:37:45,331 --> 00:37:46,532 Don't call me honey. 988 00:37:46,532 --> 00:37:48,266 No, not you. Honey, hold on just a sec. 989 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:49,735 No, I'm not going to hold on. 990 00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:50,802 Oh, no! 991 00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:51,637 Oh, no! 992 00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:53,839 Carrie: You pick up this phone! 993 00:37:53,839 --> 00:37:54,973 Pick up the phone! 994 00:37:54,973 --> 00:37:56,708 Pick up the phone, Jack! 995 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:59,911 How's everything at the house? All right? 996 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:01,780 Oh, Jack! [Groaning] 997 00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:03,214 He's gonna blow! 998 00:38:03,214 --> 00:38:04,816 What is go-- 999 00:38:04,816 --> 00:38:05,851 [Moaning] 1000 00:38:05,851 --> 00:38:07,018 What was that noise? 1001 00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:09,855 Carrie, you are confusing me. I'm very tired. 1002 00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:11,657 Explain to me what is going on there. 1003 00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:14,626 Honey, listen, it's--it's very complicated, ok? 1004 00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:18,530 He's soaking wet! Get over here! Dry his toes! 1005 00:38:18,530 --> 00:38:20,566 Honey, I have to go. 1006 00:38:20,566 --> 00:38:22,934 I have to help him towel off the boy. 1007 00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:25,937 What boy? 1008 00:38:25,937 --> 00:38:27,939 Bye. 1009 00:38:27,939 --> 00:38:29,341 That went well. 1010 00:38:29,341 --> 00:38:30,842 Ohh! 1011 00:38:32,378 --> 00:38:33,745 There you go. 1012 00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:35,481 Did you have to talk all the time? 1013 00:38:35,481 --> 00:38:37,649 Oh, excuse me, but I was in there all alone! 1014 00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:39,651 Why couldn't you respect my privacy? 1015 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:42,854 I'm trying to clean up our boy. 1016 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:45,457 [Sobbing] 1017 00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:48,427 He's weeping. Now he's weeping. 1018 00:38:48,427 --> 00:38:49,695 This is great. 1019 00:38:49,695 --> 00:38:51,730 Why'd we bother putting him in the shower? 1020 00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:53,832 You just could have wept on him. 1021 00:38:54,866 --> 00:38:55,901 [Grunts] 1022 00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:00,539 Bob: Ok. 1023 00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:06,945 Ohh! 1024 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:08,847 Oh. 1025 00:39:11,617 --> 00:39:13,452 God! 1026 00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:15,053 [Sighs] 1027 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,408 15 minutes till I take this deposition. 1028 00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:38,276 Where the hell is he with my suit? 1029 00:39:38,276 --> 00:39:39,745 Jack, look at this. 1030 00:39:39,745 --> 00:39:42,280 That's money. I remember that from when I was single. 1031 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,882 It's $5,000. 1032 00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:46,151 I was cleaning out his pants and I found it in the pockets. 1033 00:39:46,151 --> 00:39:49,387 $5,000 in cash. What's he doing with $5,000 in cash? 1034 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:50,889 He stole it. 1035 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,791 Why do you leap to the worst possible conclusion? 1036 00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:55,861 Ok, he won it in a hair whirl contest. 1037 00:39:55,861 --> 00:39:56,895 [Knock on door] 1038 00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:59,030 That's my suit. 1039 00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:00,566 Here's your suit. 1040 00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:03,068 Thank you. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Here. Thank you. 1041 00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:04,235 Thank you. 1042 00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:06,938 Hey, I didn't see a thing. 1043 00:40:06,938 --> 00:40:07,973 Get out of here. 1044 00:40:07,973 --> 00:40:11,009 Jack, you took $20 of the boy's money. 1045 00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:12,210 Just 20. 1046 00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:14,613 I'm going to keep track of that. You owe him $20. 1047 00:40:14,613 --> 00:40:17,849 Jack owes 20. 1048 00:40:17,849 --> 00:40:18,884 Dale? 1049 00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:20,251 What? 1050 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:21,853 He's getting up. 1051 00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:42,541 Good morning. Good morning. 1052 00:40:43,609 --> 00:40:45,944 Who are you? 1053 00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:47,946 I'm Dale Putley. 1054 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:50,115 I'm Jack Lawrence. 1055 00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:51,216 We're-- 1056 00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:52,283 Friends. 1057 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:54,085 Right. Of your mother. 1058 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,321 Wh-where am I? 1059 00:40:56,321 --> 00:40:57,355 San Francisco. 1060 00:40:57,355 --> 00:40:58,423 The Mark Hopkins Hotel. 1061 00:40:58,423 --> 00:40:59,491 Beautiful day out there. 1062 00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:00,926 You had a big night last night. 1063 00:41:00,926 --> 00:41:03,895 Oh, boy. You were... Ha ha ha. 1064 00:41:03,895 --> 00:41:04,930 Where's Nikki? 1065 00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:06,064 Oh, Sacramento. 1066 00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:08,466 Forget her. I wouldn't worry about her. 1067 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:12,370 What'd you do with my cl-- my clothes? 1068 00:41:12,370 --> 00:41:13,905 Well, you--you were very sick and-- 1069 00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:15,541 Listen, don't be scared. 1070 00:41:15,541 --> 00:41:18,744 Look, I just want my clothes, and I want to get out of here. 1071 00:41:18,744 --> 00:41:20,779 You can't keep me here. It's illegal. 1072 00:41:20,779 --> 00:41:23,749 Now, take it easy, ok? 1073 00:41:23,749 --> 00:41:25,383 We got to tell him. 1074 00:41:25,383 --> 00:41:26,885 I guess so. 1075 00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:28,219 What? 1076 00:41:28,219 --> 00:41:29,354 What? 1077 00:41:29,354 --> 00:41:30,388 Scott, sit down. 1078 00:41:30,388 --> 00:41:31,422 Please? 1079 00:41:31,422 --> 00:41:32,724 Come on. 1080 00:41:32,724 --> 00:41:35,026 Dale: We've got a little surprise for you. 1081 00:41:35,026 --> 00:41:36,194 Come on. 1082 00:41:37,428 --> 00:41:38,897 Have a seat. 1083 00:41:41,733 --> 00:41:43,935 Do you mind if I tell him? 1084 00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:45,871 Fine. 1085 00:41:45,871 --> 00:41:46,738 Scott-- 1086 00:41:46,738 --> 00:41:49,841 17 years ago, your mother and I 1087 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:52,644 were pedalling through the wine country. 1088 00:41:52,644 --> 00:41:54,646 It began to rain. It was more of a mist. 1089 00:41:54,646 --> 00:41:57,215 It was so romantic. 1090 00:41:57,215 --> 00:42:00,886 I don't have time for the wine country saga right now, ok? 1091 00:42:00,886 --> 00:42:02,020 Fine. 1092 00:42:05,557 --> 00:42:06,758 Scott... 1093 00:42:06,758 --> 00:42:09,327 What I'm about to tell you 1094 00:42:09,327 --> 00:42:10,996 may sound a little bit-- 1095 00:42:10,996 --> 00:42:12,964 Bizarre. 1096 00:42:12,964 --> 00:42:14,666 Unusual. 1097 00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:16,267 Unbelievable, actually. 1098 00:42:16,267 --> 00:42:17,535 Mm-hmm. 1099 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:22,574 Uh, this is the truth, as best as we know it. 1100 00:42:22,574 --> 00:42:24,009 One of us-- 1101 00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:24,843 Either one. 1102 00:42:24,843 --> 00:42:28,046 Either one. Whatever. Sorry. 1103 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:33,585 Scott, one of us might be... 1104 00:42:35,353 --> 00:42:37,055 your father. 1105 00:42:38,824 --> 00:42:41,259 I know. It sounds crazy to us, too, 1106 00:42:41,259 --> 00:42:42,661 but, you see-- 1107 00:42:42,661 --> 00:42:46,297 17 years ago, we--we both... 1108 00:42:46,297 --> 00:42:47,699 Your mother. 1109 00:42:47,699 --> 00:42:50,068 And there's a debate now as to who your-- 1110 00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:51,436 Father is. 1111 00:42:51,436 --> 00:42:52,470 Yeah, it's the truth. 1112 00:42:52,470 --> 00:42:53,504 This is bullshit! 1113 00:42:53,504 --> 00:42:54,806 No, no, it's true. 1114 00:42:54,806 --> 00:42:56,775 You can call your mother. She'll tell you. 1115 00:42:56,775 --> 00:42:58,009 [Telephone rings] 1116 00:42:58,009 --> 00:42:59,611 Oh... 1117 00:43:01,112 --> 00:43:02,247 Hello? 1118 00:43:07,653 --> 00:43:09,054 Your car's here. 1119 00:43:09,054 --> 00:43:11,056 Yeah. Listen, I have to go. 1120 00:43:11,056 --> 00:43:12,223 Now? 1121 00:43:12,223 --> 00:43:14,459 Yeah. I have a deposition in 15 minutes. 1122 00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:15,661 What the hell are we gonna do? 1123 00:43:15,661 --> 00:43:16,695 About what? 1124 00:43:16,695 --> 00:43:17,729 Yeah. About what? 1125 00:43:17,729 --> 00:43:19,030 About the fact 1126 00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:20,999 that I'm leaving him alone with you. 1127 00:43:20,999 --> 00:43:22,768 Oh, why don't you do the old headbutt? 1128 00:43:22,768 --> 00:43:24,535 That way he'll be sprawled out on the floor 1129 00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:26,204 when you come back. 1130 00:43:26,204 --> 00:43:28,039 All I'm saying is, are you gonna be ok with him if I leave you? 1131 00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:30,241 Well, I'm a lot more capable than you think I am. 1132 00:43:30,241 --> 00:43:31,076 Where's my money? 1133 00:43:31,076 --> 00:43:32,310 Yeah, don't worry-- I got it. 1134 00:43:32,310 --> 00:43:33,244 Give me my money. 1135 00:43:33,244 --> 00:43:35,080 That's my money! I want it right now! 1136 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,581 Back off, skippy, or I'll call the cops! 1137 00:43:36,581 --> 00:43:40,451 Hey! Let's just take it easy, ok? 1138 00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:41,486 I'm sorry. 1139 00:43:41,486 --> 00:43:42,620 Calm down. 1140 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:43,922 All right? 1141 00:43:45,156 --> 00:43:46,324 What? Come here. 1142 00:43:46,324 --> 00:43:47,525 Give me the money. No. 1143 00:43:47,525 --> 00:43:48,894 Give me the money. 1144 00:43:48,894 --> 00:43:51,096 As a parent, I disagree with your approach. 1145 00:43:51,096 --> 00:43:52,130 Thank you. 1146 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:53,464 Here's the money. 1147 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:57,936 No, we're just going to put it right here for safekeeping. 1148 00:43:59,437 --> 00:44:00,839 Ok? 1149 00:44:00,839 --> 00:44:03,408 You'll see. I have got to go out. 1150 00:44:03,408 --> 00:44:06,712 And when I come back, we'll-- we'll talk about this. 1151 00:44:06,712 --> 00:44:08,146 We'll all get to know each other, 1152 00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:09,848 and you'll see, it won't be so bad, ok? 1153 00:44:09,848 --> 00:44:11,449 Order anything you want from room service. 1154 00:44:11,449 --> 00:44:12,851 It's on me. 1155 00:44:12,851 --> 00:44:14,585 Whoa! That's a biggie! 1156 00:44:14,585 --> 00:44:16,187 Hey, Jack... 1157 00:44:18,456 --> 00:44:19,858 Oh, boy. 1158 00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:24,796 Morning. 1159 00:44:24,796 --> 00:44:27,632 Beautiful day, ain't it? 1160 00:44:27,632 --> 00:44:30,001 Oh, yeah, perfect so far. 1161 00:44:34,773 --> 00:44:36,742 My guy's out with the truck right now. 1162 00:44:36,742 --> 00:44:38,777 Soon as he gets back, we'll get your car. 1163 00:44:38,777 --> 00:44:42,413 Ok, great. I gotta call my wife. 1164 00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:43,949 Any men's room? 1165 00:44:43,949 --> 00:44:46,551 We use a port-a-potty. It's out back. 1166 00:44:46,551 --> 00:44:47,786 * Ain't it something * 1167 00:44:47,786 --> 00:44:50,421 * How the way things go? * 1168 00:44:50,421 --> 00:44:52,423 * Ain't it something * 1169 00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:54,592 * Ain't it something * 1170 00:44:54,592 --> 00:44:56,361 * Ain't it something * 1171 00:44:56,361 --> 00:44:58,329 * The way things go? * 1172 00:44:58,329 --> 00:44:59,798 Everything ok? 1173 00:44:59,798 --> 00:45:01,399 Oh, yeah. 1174 00:45:02,834 --> 00:45:04,469 * Ain't it something * 1175 00:45:04,469 --> 00:45:06,905 * How the way things go? * 1176 00:45:06,905 --> 00:45:08,639 * Ain't it something * 1177 00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:11,777 * How the way things go? * 1178 00:45:15,013 --> 00:45:16,581 Hey! 1179 00:45:16,581 --> 00:45:18,483 Whoa! Aah! 1180 00:45:18,483 --> 00:45:19,617 Ohh! 1181 00:45:19,617 --> 00:45:21,086 Ow! 1182 00:45:21,086 --> 00:45:22,353 Ohh! 1183 00:45:22,353 --> 00:45:23,721 Help! 1184 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:25,190 Oh, my God! 1185 00:45:25,190 --> 00:45:26,591 Help! 1186 00:45:26,591 --> 00:45:29,627 Whoa! This is not good. 1187 00:45:29,627 --> 00:45:30,962 Are you ok? 1188 00:45:30,962 --> 00:45:32,798 No, it's horrible! 1189 00:45:32,798 --> 00:45:34,532 It's an accident, I swear. 1190 00:45:34,532 --> 00:45:35,600 I don't care! 1191 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,068 I'll get help. 1192 00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:41,606 And then I wrote my medical musical comedy. 1193 00:45:41,606 --> 00:45:43,008 It was called: 1194 00:45:43,008 --> 00:45:46,778 Hello, Doctor, It's Still Swollen. 1195 00:45:46,778 --> 00:45:47,979 Catchy, huh? 1196 00:45:47,979 --> 00:45:50,748 It had a great opening number. 1197 00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:52,217 Oh, uh, it was called Hindsight. 1198 00:45:52,217 --> 00:45:53,518 And, my-- 1199 00:45:53,518 --> 00:45:55,120 you know, the audience was all out there and we went... 1200 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,255 * Hello, Mr Colon * 1201 00:45:57,255 --> 00:45:58,857 * My prostate's feelin' swollen * 1202 00:45:58,857 --> 00:46:00,792 * I think that thing's are flowin' * 1203 00:46:00,792 --> 00:46:01,827 * Not so well * 1204 00:46:01,827 --> 00:46:03,494 [Knock on door] 1205 00:46:03,494 --> 00:46:04,796 Breakfast. Ha ha. 1206 00:46:04,796 --> 00:46:06,264 * I'm feelin' kind of heinous * 1207 00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:07,498 * 'Cause there's something in my-- * 1208 00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:08,533 Good morning. 1209 00:46:08,533 --> 00:46:09,767 Come on in. 1210 00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:10,902 Here's your breakfast. 1211 00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:12,770 Oh, yes, indeed. 1212 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,405 Mmm! Yum! Yum! 1213 00:46:14,405 --> 00:46:15,773 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1214 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:17,175 Here we go. 1215 00:46:17,175 --> 00:46:18,476 Let's see what we have here. 1216 00:46:18,476 --> 00:46:20,979 Belgian waffles, all the way from Brussels. 1217 00:46:20,979 --> 00:46:23,548 Granola, nature's broom. 1218 00:46:25,716 --> 00:46:28,186 15%, but I'm not paying, 1219 00:46:28,186 --> 00:46:30,655 so $20 tip. 1220 00:46:30,655 --> 00:46:31,756 Waiter: Very good, sir. 1221 00:46:31,756 --> 00:46:33,191 Thank you. 1222 00:46:33,191 --> 00:46:34,725 Enjoy. 1223 00:46:34,725 --> 00:46:36,761 Oh, look, come on. 1224 00:46:36,761 --> 00:46:38,063 I saw that. Mr Dimples. 1225 00:46:38,063 --> 00:46:40,398 He's trying to make an appearance. 1226 00:46:40,398 --> 00:46:42,000 Come on. 1227 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,235 * Gray skies are gonna clear up * 1228 00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:46,771 * Sit on a happy face * 1229 00:46:46,771 --> 00:46:49,207 That's the way my mother used to sing it. 1230 00:46:49,207 --> 00:46:52,743 But that's another story and a lot of therapy. 1231 00:46:52,743 --> 00:46:54,579 Ooh. 1232 00:46:54,579 --> 00:46:56,848 Actually, I am pretty hungry. 1233 00:46:56,848 --> 00:46:59,851 Thanks for ordering breakfast. 1234 00:46:59,851 --> 00:47:01,987 You're welcome. Hey... 1235 00:47:01,987 --> 00:47:05,056 You probably need it after last night. 1236 00:47:07,692 --> 00:47:09,760 You want some coffee? 1237 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,829 Thank you. 1238 00:47:12,697 --> 00:47:14,832 Aren't you a little gentleman. 1239 00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:16,534 Aah! 1240 00:47:16,534 --> 00:47:17,568 Aah! 1241 00:47:17,568 --> 00:47:18,603 Ow! 1242 00:47:18,603 --> 00:47:20,005 Ow! Ohh! 1243 00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:22,173 Oh, God! Ohh! 1244 00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:24,876 You little shit! May you rot in hell! 1245 00:47:24,876 --> 00:47:27,078 Oh, my testicles! 1246 00:47:28,379 --> 00:47:29,814 Ohh! Ohh! 1247 00:47:29,814 --> 00:47:31,382 Ohh. Ohh. 1248 00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:32,417 Ah, Woolite! 1249 00:47:32,417 --> 00:47:36,021 Ow! Ow! 1250 00:47:47,765 --> 00:47:49,467 Good morning. 1251 00:47:53,571 --> 00:47:54,672 Aah! 1252 00:47:54,672 --> 00:47:56,407 Oh! Oh, sorry. 1253 00:47:56,407 --> 00:47:57,976 It's all right. 1254 00:48:00,745 --> 00:48:02,780 I'll stand, you go. 1255 00:48:02,780 --> 00:48:04,149 Fine. 1256 00:48:04,149 --> 00:48:05,516 Ok. 1257 00:48:06,751 --> 00:48:08,486 [Elevator dings] 1258 00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:10,355 Oh, excuse me. 1259 00:48:11,789 --> 00:48:13,925 Good afternoon. 1260 00:48:26,504 --> 00:48:28,173 Jack? 1261 00:48:33,678 --> 00:48:35,746 Jack? 1262 00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:36,781 Jack-- [Whistling] 1263 00:48:36,781 --> 00:48:37,915 Uh, excuse me. Hi. 1264 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:39,184 Yes, good morning. How are you? 1265 00:48:39,184 --> 00:48:40,885 Good morning. I'm fine. 1266 00:48:40,885 --> 00:48:43,088 Do you know anything about the man who was staying in this room? 1267 00:48:43,088 --> 00:48:45,223 I was paid to keep my mouth shut, lady. 1268 00:48:45,223 --> 00:48:47,258 No, no, no, no, look, I'm his wife. 1269 00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:49,694 Lady, I don't want to get in the middle of it, ok? 1270 00:48:49,694 --> 00:48:51,929 What? The middle of what? 1271 00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:54,732 If it's any comfort, I've seen worse. 1272 00:48:54,732 --> 00:48:56,101 [Whistling] 1273 00:48:57,902 --> 00:48:59,037 Bob: Help! 1274 00:48:59,037 --> 00:49:01,039 All right, hold on. I'm coming, pal. 1275 00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:02,140 Bob: Ok. 1276 00:49:02,140 --> 00:49:04,175 Oh, man, does that stink! 1277 00:49:04,175 --> 00:49:06,211 Just get me out. It's terrible in here. 1278 00:49:06,211 --> 00:49:08,246 Hey, you know, it'd been a lot easier 1279 00:49:08,246 --> 00:49:09,981 if you'd landed with the door on top. 1280 00:49:09,981 --> 00:49:11,516 Next time. Ohh. Ohh. 1281 00:49:11,516 --> 00:49:14,285 Hey, don't worry about it. We got a winch right here. 1282 00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:16,587 We're gonna lift the whole thing just right up. 1283 00:49:16,587 --> 00:49:19,457 Just hurry. I'm trying to help my son. 1284 00:49:19,457 --> 00:49:21,459 Oh, my God! Is he in there, too? 1285 00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:23,828 Bring 'em up! Nice and easy! 1286 00:49:23,828 --> 00:49:25,463 You're looking real good. 1287 00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:28,566 You all right in there? 1288 00:49:28,566 --> 00:49:31,502 We'll get--whoa! Ok. 1289 00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:32,903 Bob: Aah! Ohh! 1290 00:49:32,903 --> 00:49:35,073 Ow! 1291 00:49:35,073 --> 00:49:36,607 Oh, God! 1292 00:49:36,607 --> 00:49:37,442 Ooh! 1293 00:49:38,009 --> 00:49:43,581 Mr. Barmore, when you invested your client's money in this -- 1294 00:49:43,581 --> 00:49:45,550 car wash restaurant-- 1295 00:49:45,550 --> 00:49:47,552 Wax and Waffles, yeah. What about it? 1296 00:49:47,552 --> 00:49:49,554 Did you inform them that it was owned by your own brother 1297 00:49:49,554 --> 00:49:53,458 and that his last 3 businesses had gone bankrupt? 1298 00:49:53,458 --> 00:49:55,793 Only one went bankrupt. Excuse me. 1299 00:49:55,793 --> 00:49:57,595 2 were acts of God. 1300 00:49:57,595 --> 00:50:01,699 Acts of God. That would be the fire and the enormous gasoline explosion, 1301 00:50:01,699 --> 00:50:03,968 both occurring in the middle of the night? 1302 00:50:03,968 --> 00:50:06,171 The fact that they occurred in the middle of the night, 1303 00:50:06,171 --> 00:50:07,472 that's, uh, coincidence. 1304 00:50:07,472 --> 00:50:09,507 Yeah, the Lord works in mysterious ways. 1305 00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:11,709 Jack, the sarcasm isn't necessary. 1306 00:50:11,709 --> 00:50:12,977 [Knock on door] 1307 00:50:12,977 --> 00:50:14,011 Yes? 1308 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,646 I'm really sorry, 1309 00:50:15,646 --> 00:50:18,983 but there's someone here who says he has to see Mr Lawrence. 1310 00:50:18,983 --> 00:50:20,551 Who is it? 1311 00:50:20,551 --> 00:50:23,654 I don't know, but he looks a little strange, 1312 00:50:23,654 --> 00:50:26,391 and...he's... 1313 00:50:26,391 --> 00:50:27,692 um... 1314 00:50:27,692 --> 00:50:29,394 Weeping? 1315 00:50:30,428 --> 00:50:33,531 Then it's for me. Excuse me just a second. 1316 00:50:34,465 --> 00:50:37,635 All right, why don't we take a break? 1317 00:50:37,635 --> 00:50:39,537 You're doing great. 1318 00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:44,075 Jack? 1319 00:50:44,075 --> 00:50:45,810 Ohh. 1320 00:50:52,150 --> 00:50:54,285 What happened? 1321 00:50:54,285 --> 00:50:57,322 He poured hot coffee all over my penis, 1322 00:50:57,322 --> 00:51:00,725 took my clothes, and he ran away. 1323 00:51:00,725 --> 00:51:02,960 Don't cry. 1324 00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:06,297 Now, where is he? 1325 00:51:07,732 --> 00:51:09,367 I don't know. 1326 00:51:11,336 --> 00:51:14,004 I don't like you. 1327 00:51:14,004 --> 00:51:16,006 Don't. 1328 00:51:16,006 --> 00:51:18,443 OK. 1329 00:51:18,443 --> 00:51:19,344 Thank you. 1330 00:51:19,344 --> 00:51:21,279 Yeah, hi. Is Jack Lawrence there? 1331 00:51:21,279 --> 00:51:24,415 I believe he's taking a deposition. This is his wife. 1332 00:51:24,415 --> 00:51:27,752 Um, do you wanna get me a cab, please? Thanks. What? 1333 00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:32,157 Reno? What? What are you talking about? 1334 00:51:32,157 --> 00:51:34,559 Why--why is he going to Reno? 1335 00:51:34,559 --> 00:51:37,462 Well, I--would you have that flight information? 1336 00:51:37,462 --> 00:51:40,064 Dale: A rock festival in Reno? I'm psyched. 1337 00:51:40,064 --> 00:51:41,466 Jack: I know. It's awesome. 1338 00:51:41,466 --> 00:51:43,067 Shouldn't we call Collette? 1339 00:51:43,067 --> 00:51:44,735 And tell her we lost her son? No. 1340 00:51:44,735 --> 00:51:47,205 Oh, my batteries are dead, and I have to talk to Carrie. 1341 00:51:47,205 --> 00:51:49,039 Well, use the pay phone. We have time. 1342 00:51:49,039 --> 00:51:51,142 All right, I'll be right over there. I'll just be a second. 1343 00:51:51,142 --> 00:51:52,510 What? Jack, I got to get a new shirt. 1344 00:51:52,510 --> 00:51:54,712 I mean, you know, this one's really-- 1345 00:51:54,712 --> 00:51:57,215 Can I have $20? 1346 00:51:57,215 --> 00:51:59,617 Look, I'm not a mad terrorist. I'm his wife. 1347 00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:02,187 I just want to see if my husband is on the plane. 1348 00:52:02,187 --> 00:52:04,255 I'm sorry. It's a strict FAA rule. 1349 00:52:04,255 --> 00:52:06,191 I can't give out that information. 1350 00:52:06,191 --> 00:52:07,458 All right, then, Miss Tweesbury, 1351 00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:09,460 I'll just buy a ticket for the plane. 1352 00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:11,296 OK, you have to do that downstairs. 1353 00:52:11,296 --> 00:52:15,500 What? OK. Well, thanks a lot for your help. Really appreciate it. 1354 00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:17,101 How the hell I'm supposed to make this flight. 1355 00:52:17,101 --> 00:52:19,804 It leaves in 5 minutes. 1356 00:52:27,712 --> 00:52:29,680 Ohh! Oh. 1357 00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,182 My purse. 1358 00:52:31,182 --> 00:52:32,217 You OK? 1359 00:52:32,217 --> 00:52:33,551 I'm fine. Are you all right? 1360 00:52:33,551 --> 00:52:36,287 Yes, I'm OK. Have we met? 1361 00:52:36,287 --> 00:52:38,256 No, I don't think so. 1362 00:52:38,256 --> 00:52:39,590 May I just say 1363 00:52:39,590 --> 00:52:41,726 if springtime had a face, it would be you. 1364 00:52:41,726 --> 00:52:43,127 I'm--I--that's swell. 1365 00:52:43,127 --> 00:52:44,529 I'm in a hurry. 1366 00:52:44,529 --> 00:52:47,732 Bless you. It's from one of my longer poems. 1367 00:52:47,732 --> 00:52:50,034 It's called Cupid's Shaft. 1368 00:52:50,034 --> 00:52:51,436 Dale. Dale, come on. 1369 00:52:51,436 --> 00:52:53,304 I just had a vision. 1370 00:52:53,304 --> 00:52:55,172 Me, too. That is a bad shirt. 1371 00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:56,407 You don't like it? 1372 00:52:56,407 --> 00:52:57,475 What's wrong. No. 1373 00:52:57,475 --> 00:52:59,844 It's fine. Come on. Well, what? 1374 00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:01,379 Call your wife? 1375 00:53:01,379 --> 00:53:03,414 Yeah, but she's not there. 1376 00:53:03,414 --> 00:53:05,115 Besides, what can I tell her? 1377 00:53:05,115 --> 00:53:07,485 If he's not my son, why bring it up? 1378 00:53:07,485 --> 00:53:09,554 And if he is my kid, 1379 00:53:09,554 --> 00:53:11,922 then it's not how I want to tell her. 1380 00:53:11,922 --> 00:53:13,958 You care about her a lot. 1381 00:53:13,958 --> 00:53:15,360 I can tell. 1382 00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,295 She's great. I love her a lot. 1383 00:53:17,295 --> 00:53:18,996 She's my favourite wife. It's not even close. 1384 00:53:18,996 --> 00:53:22,199 And I don't want to do anything to screw it up. 1385 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:23,734 How come you don't have any children? 1386 00:53:23,734 --> 00:53:26,704 Well, the first 2 times I was married, 1387 00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:28,105 I wasn't ready. 1388 00:53:28,105 --> 00:53:29,540 Then I thought I was ready, 1389 00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:30,941 but I wasn't married. 1390 00:53:30,941 --> 00:53:33,478 And now Carrie and I are married just a year, 1391 00:53:33,478 --> 00:53:34,845 so it's new, you know? 1392 00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:41,519 Jack. 1393 00:53:41,519 --> 00:53:42,453 What? 1394 00:53:42,453 --> 00:53:44,154 There's something I should tell you. 1395 00:53:44,154 --> 00:53:45,256 What's that? 1396 00:53:45,256 --> 00:53:47,525 I'm somewhat of a reluctant flyer. 1397 00:53:47,525 --> 00:53:50,695 Agent: You can go right on board, thank you. 1398 00:53:50,695 --> 00:53:51,529 Thank you. 1399 00:53:51,529 --> 00:53:52,930 Are you a frequent flyer? 1400 00:53:52,930 --> 00:53:54,532 [Blabbering, singing, hyperventilating] 1401 00:53:54,532 --> 00:53:56,534 Because there's a new mileage deal here. 1402 00:53:56,534 --> 00:53:58,569 You can apply today for mileage plus. 1403 00:53:58,569 --> 00:54:00,170 Then you can get a credit card 1404 00:54:00,170 --> 00:54:02,206 and you can get a free mile 1405 00:54:02,206 --> 00:54:03,674 for every dollar that you charge. 1406 00:54:03,674 --> 00:54:05,175 I think that's a great deal. 1407 00:54:05,175 --> 00:54:06,311 Oh, God! 1408 00:54:06,311 --> 00:54:07,578 Just hold me! 1409 00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:08,846 That's a very good deal, as a matter of fact. 1410 00:54:11,148 --> 00:54:13,518 Sir, take a big sip of this. 1411 00:54:13,518 --> 00:54:15,252 Thank you. Thank you. 1412 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:16,521 You'll be all right. 1413 00:54:16,521 --> 00:54:18,323 Thank you. Thank you. 1414 00:54:29,199 --> 00:54:30,801 [Reggae music playing on soundtrack] 1415 00:54:30,801 --> 00:54:32,403 Well, that's pretty disgusting. 1416 00:54:32,403 --> 00:54:35,506 Well, we'll get you cleaned up real good there. 1417 00:54:35,506 --> 00:54:37,675 Turn around here. 1418 00:54:40,077 --> 00:54:41,546 Whoo. Let me get in there. 1419 00:54:41,546 --> 00:54:43,147 You got a little on your back here. 1420 00:54:43,147 --> 00:54:44,549 Turn around. Come on. 1421 00:54:44,549 --> 00:54:45,983 Come on, turn around. There you go. 1422 00:54:45,983 --> 00:54:47,518 It's a miracle 1423 00:54:47,518 --> 00:54:49,253 that you didn't get, like, really hurt in that thing. 1424 00:54:49,253 --> 00:54:50,455 That went down like a-- 1425 00:54:50,455 --> 00:54:51,722 You know, I should call my wife. 1426 00:54:51,722 --> 00:54:52,790 Now wait a minute. Hold on. 1427 00:54:52,790 --> 00:54:54,024 Let me just get your ear there. 1428 00:54:54,024 --> 00:54:55,192 You got something in there 1429 00:54:55,192 --> 00:54:56,594 you really don't want in there. Hoo! 1430 00:54:56,594 --> 00:54:59,864 Oh, here. Here's some britches for you. 1431 00:54:59,864 --> 00:55:01,432 Hank gave you these. 1432 00:55:01,432 --> 00:55:02,900 There you go. 1433 00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:04,435 You'll be all right. 1434 00:55:04,435 --> 00:55:06,571 You got a little shit there on your back. 1435 00:55:06,571 --> 00:55:07,905 Whoo! I'll get it. 1436 00:55:07,905 --> 00:55:09,940 * Simmer down * 1437 00:55:09,940 --> 00:55:12,176 * Don't you hear what I say? * 1438 00:55:12,176 --> 00:55:13,978 * Simmer down * 1439 00:55:13,978 --> 00:55:16,280 * Simmer and simmer * 1440 00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:20,050 * Long time, people used to say * 1441 00:55:20,050 --> 00:55:21,519 * Watch the money go * 1442 00:55:21,519 --> 00:55:23,253 * It's runnin' away * 1443 00:55:23,253 --> 00:55:25,556 * Simmer down * 1444 00:55:25,556 --> 00:55:27,492 * You workin' too hard * 1445 00:55:27,492 --> 00:55:29,727 * So simmer down... * 1446 00:55:36,867 --> 00:55:39,670 Hey, Scotty. I thought we lost you. 1447 00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:41,939 No. I just had some stuff-- 1448 00:55:41,939 --> 00:55:43,508 You know what, have you seen Nikki around? 1449 00:55:43,508 --> 00:55:45,342 Yeah. We're all crashed in 215. 1450 00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:46,677 She's up there right now? 1451 00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:47,645 Yeah. 1452 00:55:47,645 --> 00:55:49,647 Look, I really wanted to surprise her. 1453 00:55:49,647 --> 00:55:51,382 Could I borrow your key? 1454 00:55:51,382 --> 00:55:52,750 Yeah, all right. 1455 00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:53,684 Thanks. 1456 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:55,853 Oh. Matt and Lee are looking for you. 1457 00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:57,788 They're here? 1458 00:55:57,788 --> 00:55:59,790 Oh, yeah. 1459 00:55:59,790 --> 00:56:01,559 Come on, man. 1460 00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:08,566 Open the door, man. 1461 00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:14,171 Nikki? 1462 00:56:14,171 --> 00:56:16,073 Yeah. In here. 1463 00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:20,878 Hey. 1464 00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:22,813 Hey. I made it. 1465 00:56:24,615 --> 00:56:27,084 I thought maybe you went home or something. 1466 00:56:27,084 --> 00:56:28,686 No. Um... 1467 00:56:28,686 --> 00:56:30,154 Nikki, what's going on? 1468 00:56:30,154 --> 00:56:32,457 What do you mean? 1469 00:56:32,457 --> 00:56:34,492 I mean with you and Mark. 1470 00:56:34,492 --> 00:56:36,827 I don't know. 1471 00:56:41,265 --> 00:56:43,067 Do you still like me? 1472 00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:45,803 Yeah, Scott. 1473 00:56:48,338 --> 00:56:49,907 I got you something. 1474 00:56:49,907 --> 00:56:51,341 What is it? 1475 00:56:51,341 --> 00:56:52,677 Open it. 1476 00:56:55,946 --> 00:56:57,482 Wow. Cool. 1477 00:56:57,482 --> 00:56:58,983 They're real diamonds. 1478 00:56:58,983 --> 00:57:01,652 I thought it might look nice on you. 1479 00:57:06,891 --> 00:57:09,494 It cost $4,700. 1480 00:57:09,494 --> 00:57:10,761 Whoa. 1481 00:57:15,032 --> 00:57:16,801 Come on, let's do it. 1482 00:57:16,801 --> 00:57:19,336 Please, come on. Please, please. 1483 00:57:19,336 --> 00:57:20,805 Oh, come on. 1484 00:57:20,805 --> 00:57:22,673 Back off! 1485 00:57:22,673 --> 00:57:24,274 I'm playing that one, too. 1486 00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:25,643 Oh! 1487 00:57:25,643 --> 00:57:28,045 OK. I know the hotel where the band is staying. 1488 00:57:28,045 --> 00:57:30,380 I got directions. We can be there in 5 minutes. 1489 00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:31,415 [Muttering] Yeah, yeah. 1490 00:57:31,415 --> 00:57:32,449 Hello. 1491 00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:33,551 Yeah. 1492 00:57:33,551 --> 00:57:34,585 We're looking for a kid, remember. 1493 00:57:34,585 --> 00:57:36,153 Oh, yeah. OK, come on. 1494 00:57:36,153 --> 00:57:37,522 What is this outfit? 1495 00:57:37,522 --> 00:57:38,589 What? 1496 00:57:38,589 --> 00:57:39,957 I lent you $200, and look at you. 1497 00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:41,492 You look like Howdy Doody. What is this? 1498 00:57:41,492 --> 00:57:43,227 It only cost $110, Jack. 1499 00:57:43,227 --> 00:57:44,461 Oh. Where's my change? 1500 00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:46,497 It's in one of these machines. 1501 00:57:46,497 --> 00:57:48,332 You put my money in these machines? 1502 00:57:48,332 --> 00:57:50,334 Yeah. Ohh... 1503 00:57:50,334 --> 00:57:52,036 Damn you! 1504 00:57:52,036 --> 00:57:54,672 Jack, there's got to be a blood bank open somewhere. 1505 00:57:54,672 --> 00:57:57,107 They give cash, don't they? 1506 00:57:57,107 --> 00:57:58,142 Let's go. 1507 00:57:58,142 --> 00:57:59,176 OK. 1508 00:58:00,210 --> 00:58:01,512 Hey, guys. 1509 00:58:04,381 --> 00:58:05,650 Hello, Snot. 1510 00:58:05,650 --> 00:58:07,752 Surprised to see us, Snot? 1511 00:58:07,752 --> 00:58:08,586 No. 1512 00:58:08,586 --> 00:58:09,954 I think you are, mate. 1513 00:58:09,954 --> 00:58:11,889 No. I was coming down here to look for you. 1514 00:58:11,889 --> 00:58:12,890 Oh, really? 1515 00:58:12,890 --> 00:58:16,226 Listen, Scott... where's the stuff? 1516 00:58:16,226 --> 00:58:17,394 Stuff? 1517 00:58:17,394 --> 00:58:18,696 Hello. The stuff. 1518 00:58:18,696 --> 00:58:21,932 Look, we gave you a simple little job. 1519 00:58:21,932 --> 00:58:24,134 I mean, any moron could do it, 1520 00:58:24,134 --> 00:58:25,302 even Matt here. 1521 00:58:25,302 --> 00:58:26,537 Matt: Even me. 1522 00:58:26,537 --> 00:58:27,572 Yeah. In fact, if I'm not mistaken, 1523 00:58:27,572 --> 00:58:28,973 you asked for the job, right? 1524 00:58:28,973 --> 00:58:30,440 So now, where's the stuff? 1525 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:31,709 The guy-- 1526 00:58:31,709 --> 00:58:33,277 he didn't show up. 1527 00:58:33,277 --> 00:58:34,478 No, no. See, he called, 1528 00:58:34,478 --> 00:58:36,480 and you didn't show up. 1529 00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,248 No. I waited. 1530 00:58:38,248 --> 00:58:39,516 Look, let's go over it. 1531 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,051 I was supposed to stand right by-- 1532 00:58:41,051 --> 00:58:44,555 All right. You didn't get the stuff, huh? 1533 00:58:44,555 --> 00:58:47,592 So, where's the money? 1534 00:58:47,592 --> 00:58:49,159 The money is-- 1535 00:58:49,159 --> 00:58:50,327 Our money! 1536 00:58:50,327 --> 00:58:52,329 The $5,000. Where is it? 1537 00:58:52,329 --> 00:58:53,798 It's safe-- It's in a safe. 1538 00:58:53,798 --> 00:58:55,432 It's in a safe, mate. 1539 00:58:55,432 --> 00:58:56,767 It's at the hotel where I'm staying. 1540 00:58:56,767 --> 00:58:58,202 It's by the airport. 1541 00:58:59,503 --> 00:59:01,038 I'll go get it. 1542 00:59:01,038 --> 00:59:02,506 Oh, really? Excuse me, but, uh... 1543 00:59:02,506 --> 00:59:04,041 do I have "asshole" 1544 00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:05,810 tattooed on my forehead or something? 1545 00:59:05,810 --> 00:59:06,944 No. 1546 00:59:06,944 --> 00:59:09,446 All right. Well, I think we all better go get it. 1547 00:59:09,446 --> 00:59:10,480 Hey? Yeah? 1548 00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:11,949 Like a date. 1549 00:59:11,949 --> 00:59:13,017 Come here. 1550 00:59:13,017 --> 00:59:14,819 You're not bullshitting us, are you, Scotty? 1551 00:59:14,819 --> 00:59:16,286 Because if you're bullshitting us, 1552 00:59:16,286 --> 00:59:17,722 I'm gonna kill you. 1553 00:59:17,722 --> 00:59:19,123 Watch your step here, mate. 1554 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:22,159 Hey! 1555 00:59:27,364 --> 00:59:28,633 Get back here! 1556 00:59:28,633 --> 00:59:30,968 Wait until I catch you! 1557 00:59:30,968 --> 00:59:32,536 Move! 1558 00:59:32,536 --> 00:59:34,071 [Horns honk] 1559 00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:37,842 Jack: I see this all the time. 1560 00:59:37,842 --> 00:59:39,343 A rich kid running wild. 1561 00:59:39,343 --> 00:59:40,811 Probably got an expensive car, running around town. 1562 00:59:40,811 --> 00:59:42,079 There's no discipline. 1563 00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:43,881 Bob gives him no control, no boundaries. 1564 00:59:43,881 --> 00:59:45,549 Now Bob has no kid. 1565 00:59:45,549 --> 00:59:48,085 Oh, really? Well, I think it's probably exactly the opposite. 1566 00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:49,186 Really. 1567 00:59:49,186 --> 00:59:51,288 The kid needs compassion. He needs attention. 1568 00:59:51,288 --> 00:59:52,589 He needs a big hug. 1569 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:54,191 You know what this kid needs? 1570 00:59:54,191 --> 00:59:55,592 What this kid needs is a great big-- 1571 00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:56,827 Aah! 1572 00:59:59,697 --> 01:00:01,131 [Moaning] 1573 01:00:01,131 --> 01:00:02,667 I hit someone. 1574 01:00:02,667 --> 01:00:05,135 Yeah. It's not at all like I imagined it. 1575 01:00:05,135 --> 01:00:06,236 Oh, God! 1576 01:00:08,205 --> 01:00:09,306 It's Scott! 1577 01:00:09,306 --> 01:00:10,340 My arm! 1578 01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:11,508 Scott, are you all right? 1579 01:00:11,508 --> 01:00:13,210 Are you OK? 1580 01:00:13,210 --> 01:00:14,244 Please call 911! 1581 01:00:14,244 --> 01:00:15,279 Calm down. 1582 01:00:15,279 --> 01:00:16,113 You hit our son! 1583 01:00:16,113 --> 01:00:17,314 It was an accident. Shut up! 1584 01:00:17,314 --> 01:00:21,118 Did you call the hotel in San Francisco? 1585 01:00:21,118 --> 01:00:23,954 Well, no, they must be driving back. 1586 01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:26,691 No. I'm sure he's fine. 1587 01:00:26,691 --> 01:00:29,059 [Starting to gag] 1588 01:00:29,059 --> 01:00:29,994 No, I'm OK. 1589 01:00:29,994 --> 01:00:31,128 No, I'm all right. Yeah. 1590 01:00:31,128 --> 01:00:33,297 No. I'm driving back right now. 1591 01:00:33,297 --> 01:00:34,398 Yeah, mm-hmm. 1592 01:00:36,500 --> 01:00:38,568 No. I--I love you. 1593 01:00:38,568 --> 01:00:40,170 OK. 1594 01:00:40,170 --> 01:00:41,538 He's gonna kill us. 1595 01:00:41,538 --> 01:00:42,572 Oh, God. 1596 01:00:42,572 --> 01:00:44,608 Can you fix the tyres? 1597 01:00:44,608 --> 01:00:46,711 Yeah, well, we can fix the tyres. 1598 01:00:47,577 --> 01:00:48,612 But... 1599 01:00:48,612 --> 01:00:49,780 What? 1600 01:00:49,780 --> 01:00:51,782 Well, he cracked the axle 1601 01:00:51,782 --> 01:00:54,318 when he towed the car back. 1602 01:00:57,855 --> 01:00:59,456 But don't worry. 1603 01:00:59,456 --> 01:01:01,358 We can fix it... in a day or so, 1604 01:01:01,358 --> 01:01:02,793 maybe. 1605 01:01:06,063 --> 01:01:08,598 The doctor says he's fine-- a simple break-- 1606 01:01:08,598 --> 01:01:09,734 and he gave him a prescription 1607 01:01:09,734 --> 01:01:10,935 in case there's any pain. 1608 01:01:10,935 --> 01:01:12,803 He's in there. You can go in. 1609 01:01:12,803 --> 01:01:14,138 Thanks a lot. 1610 01:01:17,274 --> 01:01:18,843 I didn't-- The-- 1611 01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:21,345 It's been a long day. 1612 01:01:21,345 --> 01:01:22,379 Yeah. I'm-- 1613 01:01:22,379 --> 01:01:23,413 How you feeling? 1614 01:01:23,413 --> 01:01:24,448 Thanks. 1615 01:01:24,448 --> 01:01:25,482 Scott. Scott. 1616 01:01:25,482 --> 01:01:26,717 Hey, come over here. 1617 01:01:28,252 --> 01:01:29,486 Hey, Scott. 1618 01:01:29,486 --> 01:01:30,520 Scott. 1619 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,289 Scott, I'm sorry. 1620 01:01:32,289 --> 01:01:33,557 You ran me over. 1621 01:01:33,557 --> 01:01:34,959 It was an accident. 1622 01:01:34,959 --> 01:01:36,693 Yeah, I know you both might be my father, 1623 01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:37,828 but just leave me alone. 1624 01:01:37,828 --> 01:01:39,830 What the hell was my mother anyway, 1625 01:01:39,830 --> 01:01:41,298 some kind of whore? 1626 01:01:41,298 --> 01:01:42,666 Hey! Watch your mouth. 1627 01:01:42,666 --> 01:01:44,935 Your mother was somebody that we both cared a lot about. 1628 01:01:44,935 --> 01:01:46,203 And she cares a lot about you. 1629 01:01:46,203 --> 01:01:48,172 You know how lucky you are to have that? 1630 01:01:49,606 --> 01:01:51,909 Maybe, but-- 1631 01:01:51,909 --> 01:01:53,978 You know, you have no idea 1632 01:01:53,978 --> 01:01:55,479 what my father's like. 1633 01:01:55,479 --> 01:01:57,114 So, tell us. 1634 01:01:57,114 --> 01:01:59,683 Yeah. Nikki's the first girl that I ever loved, 1635 01:01:59,683 --> 01:02:01,718 but my father doesn't care. 1636 01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:03,020 He wouldn't let me see her anymore. 1637 01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:05,990 He said, "She's bad news. She's a tramp." 1638 01:02:05,990 --> 01:02:08,392 He said he's putting his foot down. 1639 01:02:08,392 --> 01:02:09,794 Blah blah blah blah. 1640 01:02:09,794 --> 01:02:12,797 I mean, he never lets me explain. 1641 01:02:12,797 --> 01:02:14,064 It's like, 1642 01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:15,532 for absolutely no reason, 1643 01:02:15,532 --> 01:02:17,667 he'll just take my car away. 1644 01:02:17,667 --> 01:02:19,236 You have a car? 1645 01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:21,806 Yeah. 1646 01:02:23,307 --> 01:02:25,575 Scott, your father is Mister Rogers. 1647 01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:28,846 You want to hear a father story? 1648 01:02:28,846 --> 01:02:30,915 Here comes the lecture. 1649 01:02:30,915 --> 01:02:32,817 No. No lecture, just a true story. 1650 01:02:32,817 --> 01:02:34,218 On my 10th birthday, 1651 01:02:34,218 --> 01:02:36,053 my father takes me downtown 1652 01:02:36,053 --> 01:02:37,654 to go to the circus. 1653 01:02:37,654 --> 01:02:40,357 Wow. What a great story. 1654 01:02:42,559 --> 01:02:44,895 On the way downtown, 1655 01:02:44,895 --> 01:02:46,563 we drop my dog off at the vet. 1656 01:02:46,563 --> 01:02:49,366 So, we go to the circus and we have a great time. 1657 01:02:49,366 --> 01:02:51,468 I come home, and I go, "Hey, where's Skippy? 1658 01:02:51,468 --> 01:02:55,239 They go, "Oh, we had to put him to sleep." 1659 01:02:55,239 --> 01:02:58,708 I said, "You mean he's dead? 1660 01:02:58,708 --> 01:03:00,845 You killed my dog?" 1661 01:03:00,845 --> 01:03:03,013 And he said, "Yeah. He was sick. 1662 01:03:03,013 --> 01:03:04,414 That's why we brought him to the vet." 1663 01:03:04,414 --> 01:03:05,515 And I said, 1664 01:03:05,515 --> 01:03:08,318 "Why did you have to do it on my birthday?" 1665 01:03:08,318 --> 01:03:11,321 And he said, "It was on the way." 1666 01:03:14,658 --> 01:03:15,926 Hmm? 1667 01:03:18,896 --> 01:03:20,931 What's the point? 1668 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,002 What is the point? 1669 01:03:27,437 --> 01:03:29,139 The point... 1670 01:03:29,974 --> 01:03:31,275 The point is... 1671 01:03:31,275 --> 01:03:34,578 that parents... 1672 01:03:34,578 --> 01:03:36,847 screw up sometimes 1673 01:03:36,847 --> 01:03:39,616 and that they don't mean it 1674 01:03:39,616 --> 01:03:41,618 and that they make mistakes 1675 01:03:41,618 --> 01:03:42,786 because they're human beings. 1676 01:03:42,786 --> 01:03:45,122 Doesn't mean that they don't love you. 1677 01:03:45,122 --> 01:03:46,523 Doesn't mean that they don't care. 1678 01:03:46,523 --> 01:03:49,059 It just means that, uh... 1679 01:03:49,059 --> 01:03:50,895 they're doing the best they can. 1680 01:03:50,895 --> 01:03:53,097 You know? 1681 01:03:54,198 --> 01:03:56,867 I can't eat any more of this. 1682 01:04:02,006 --> 01:04:03,273 Don't worry. 1683 01:04:03,273 --> 01:04:04,975 I didn't understand the story either. 1684 01:04:04,975 --> 01:04:06,010 That's OK. 1685 01:04:06,010 --> 01:04:07,577 What about the Rolling Stones? 1686 01:04:07,577 --> 01:04:08,612 Yeah. 1687 01:04:08,612 --> 01:04:09,646 They're old. 1688 01:04:09,646 --> 01:04:10,915 How about Zeppelin? 1689 01:04:10,915 --> 01:04:12,282 They had a nice logo. I mean, they were OK. 1690 01:04:12,282 --> 01:04:13,850 Oh, but Jimi Hendrix. I mean, come on. 1691 01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:14,885 He was good, but he's dead. 1692 01:04:14,885 --> 01:04:16,320 Speaking of bad music. 1693 01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:17,487 [I Want To Take You Higher playing] 1694 01:04:17,487 --> 01:04:19,089 Bad music. Oh, no, no. You can't do it. 1695 01:04:19,089 --> 01:04:20,324 This was my band. 1696 01:04:20,324 --> 01:04:21,658 You can have your Sugar Ray. 1697 01:04:21,658 --> 01:04:23,093 Sly and The Family Stone, 1698 01:04:23,093 --> 01:04:24,494 this was the band I followed around. 1699 01:04:24,494 --> 01:04:25,529 Yeah. 1700 01:04:25,529 --> 01:04:26,696 Oh, feel that? 1701 01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:28,632 Uh-oh. Jack's gonna funkify. 1702 01:04:28,632 --> 01:04:29,967 * I want to, I want to * 1703 01:04:29,967 --> 01:04:31,835 Boom box: * I wanna take you higher * 1704 01:04:31,835 --> 01:04:34,071 Watch out. It's Denny Terrio's Attorney Dance Party. 1705 01:04:34,071 --> 01:04:36,306 Get down and depose. 1706 01:04:36,306 --> 01:04:38,275 This is the worst dancing I have ever seen. 1707 01:04:38,275 --> 01:04:40,044 Everybody I know dances like this. 1708 01:04:40,044 --> 01:04:41,545 You can't help but wiggle your ass 1709 01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:42,947 when you listen to Sly. 1710 01:04:42,947 --> 01:04:44,114 You're right, Jack. Oh, wait a minute. 1711 01:04:44,114 --> 01:04:45,315 Hold on. Uh-oh. I got my mojo. 1712 01:04:45,315 --> 01:04:47,584 There it is. Uh-oh. Let it loose. 1713 01:04:47,584 --> 01:04:48,885 Watch out now! 1714 01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:51,455 Oh! Oh! Funky Chicken! 1715 01:04:59,163 --> 01:05:00,998 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 1716 01:05:00,998 --> 01:05:02,266 When I was in high school, 1717 01:05:02,266 --> 01:05:04,001 I had an afro this big. 1718 01:05:04,001 --> 01:05:05,235 I don't believe you. 1719 01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:06,470 Oh, yeah. I needed help lifting my head. 1720 01:05:06,470 --> 01:05:07,704 I looked like Buckwheat in a wind tunnel. 1721 01:05:07,704 --> 01:05:09,506 I once shaved my head 1722 01:05:09,506 --> 01:05:11,608 and glued all the hair to my ass. 1723 01:05:11,608 --> 01:05:12,876 Why? Why? 1724 01:05:12,876 --> 01:05:14,578 Well, 2 special brownies 1725 01:05:14,578 --> 01:05:15,946 and a quart of tequila. 1726 01:05:15,946 --> 01:05:16,981 Ahh. Yeah. 1727 01:05:16,981 --> 01:05:19,016 So you two, you were, like-- 1728 01:05:19,016 --> 01:05:20,884 you were, like, freaks. 1729 01:05:20,884 --> 01:05:22,019 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 1730 01:05:22,019 --> 01:05:23,320 I was so stoned once, 1731 01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:24,955 everyone sounded like Johnny Mathis. 1732 01:05:24,955 --> 01:05:25,990 * Eh eh eh... * 1733 01:05:25,990 --> 01:05:27,424 When you're young, 1734 01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:30,160 you do some things that, uh... 1735 01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:32,429 you're not that proud of, you know? 1736 01:05:32,429 --> 01:05:34,864 Yeah. We even got in a lot of trouble sometimes. 1737 01:05:34,864 --> 01:05:36,566 You know? 1738 01:05:38,168 --> 01:05:42,406 Truth is, I'm in a lot of trouble myself. 1739 01:05:42,406 --> 01:05:45,242 Does it have to do with $5,000? 1740 01:05:45,242 --> 01:05:48,745 Scotty, we're not here to judge. 1741 01:05:48,745 --> 01:05:50,614 Come on, tell us. 1742 01:05:50,614 --> 01:05:52,682 I stole that money. 1743 01:05:52,682 --> 01:05:54,051 OK. 1744 01:05:54,051 --> 01:05:56,120 From drug dealers. 1745 01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:57,554 What, are you nuts?! 1746 01:05:57,554 --> 01:05:59,089 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 1747 01:05:59,089 --> 01:06:00,390 What are you doing? 1748 01:06:00,390 --> 01:06:02,559 Yelling like that doesn't do anybody any good. 1749 01:06:02,559 --> 01:06:03,593 Just relax. 1750 01:06:03,593 --> 01:06:04,428 Sorry. 1751 01:06:04,428 --> 01:06:05,795 So, you give it back to them. 1752 01:06:05,795 --> 01:06:07,531 Well, I spent it. 1753 01:06:07,531 --> 01:06:08,598 You spent it?! 1754 01:06:08,598 --> 01:06:10,467 He spent the money from drug dealers! 1755 01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,302 That's not the way. Breathe. Breathe. 1756 01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:14,071 You said I could talk to you. 1757 01:06:14,071 --> 01:06:15,339 All right. OK. 1758 01:06:15,339 --> 01:06:17,074 Scott, you can't run from these guys. 1759 01:06:17,074 --> 01:06:18,342 They'll find you. 1760 01:06:18,342 --> 01:06:19,943 They'll come to your house, 1761 01:06:19,943 --> 01:06:21,111 take all your money, 1762 01:06:21,111 --> 01:06:22,379 and then beat the shit out of you. 1763 01:06:22,379 --> 01:06:24,314 It happened to me a couple of times. 1764 01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:25,582 Listen. 1765 01:06:25,582 --> 01:06:26,816 Let me talk to them. 1766 01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:29,886 I do this kind of thing all the time. All right? 1767 01:06:29,886 --> 01:06:33,123 Why are you trying to help me? 1768 01:06:33,123 --> 01:06:34,658 We're your fathers. 1769 01:06:34,658 --> 01:06:37,027 Come on. 1770 01:06:37,027 --> 01:06:40,397 * Never had to knock on wood * 1771 01:06:40,397 --> 01:06:43,033 * But I know someone who has * 1772 01:06:43,033 --> 01:06:45,402 * which makes you wonder if I could * 1773 01:06:45,402 --> 01:06:47,504 * It makes me wonder if I * 1774 01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:51,275 * Never had to knock on wood * 1775 01:06:51,275 --> 01:06:52,809 * And if I ever get... * 1776 01:06:52,809 --> 01:06:54,278 Let's do this! 1777 01:06:54,278 --> 01:06:56,413 OK, I'm calling in this big fat guy from Jersey. 1778 01:06:56,413 --> 01:06:58,014 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you going, speedy? 1779 01:06:58,014 --> 01:06:59,449 Kick some ass. 1780 01:06:59,449 --> 01:07:00,917 There will be no ass kicking. 1781 01:07:00,917 --> 01:07:02,052 Do you understand that? 1782 01:07:02,052 --> 01:07:03,087 All right, let's go. Come on. 1783 01:07:03,087 --> 01:07:04,121 What are you doing? 1784 01:07:04,121 --> 01:07:05,355 I'm coming with you. 1785 01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:06,356 You are not coming with us. Yes, I am. 1786 01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:07,591 I don't want you with us. 1787 01:07:07,591 --> 01:07:08,425 They're crazy. 1788 01:07:08,425 --> 01:07:09,659 I want you to get in the car. 1789 01:07:09,659 --> 01:07:11,095 Get in the car. 1790 01:07:11,095 --> 01:07:12,362 OK. Look, I need water. 1791 01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:14,131 I'll get you some water. 1792 01:07:14,131 --> 01:07:15,965 Listen, the phone is right there. 1793 01:07:15,965 --> 01:07:17,701 Call your mother. 1794 01:07:17,701 --> 01:07:19,002 Tell her that you're OK 1795 01:07:19,002 --> 01:07:20,604 and that you're coming home. All right? 1796 01:07:20,604 --> 01:07:21,638 All right. 1797 01:07:21,638 --> 01:07:22,872 Thanks. 1798 01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:25,275 We're gonna kick some ass, Jack. 1799 01:07:25,275 --> 01:07:27,077 Get in the car. 1800 01:07:27,077 --> 01:07:28,212 Now. 1801 01:07:28,212 --> 01:07:30,614 OK, you ready, buddy? 1802 01:07:30,614 --> 01:07:32,082 If this is gonna work, 1803 01:07:32,082 --> 01:07:34,318 you have got to calm down. 1804 01:07:43,893 --> 01:07:44,928 Calm down. 1805 01:07:44,928 --> 01:07:46,230 All right. 1806 01:07:53,503 --> 01:07:55,505 It's them! 1807 01:07:55,505 --> 01:07:56,573 Jack! 1808 01:07:57,674 --> 01:08:00,677 Jack! Dale! 1809 01:08:29,906 --> 01:08:32,108 Scheming little... 1810 01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:36,646 Jack. 1811 01:08:37,714 --> 01:08:38,748 Excuse me. 1812 01:08:38,748 --> 01:08:40,049 What's going on? 1813 01:08:40,049 --> 01:08:41,218 They're not in the hotel. 1814 01:08:41,218 --> 01:08:42,252 He's gone. 1815 01:08:42,252 --> 01:08:43,787 In what sense? 1816 01:08:43,787 --> 01:08:45,289 In the sense that he stole my rental car and he left. 1817 01:08:45,289 --> 01:08:47,491 I have never felt this stupid in my life. 1818 01:08:47,491 --> 01:08:50,427 Jack, you've never been a parent before. 1819 01:08:50,427 --> 01:08:51,395 Man. 1820 01:08:51,395 --> 01:08:54,598 Dale, this is way too much trouble. 1821 01:08:54,598 --> 01:08:56,032 I can't do this. 1822 01:08:56,032 --> 01:08:57,701 I have a life. 1823 01:08:57,701 --> 01:09:00,204 You're not giving up? 1824 01:09:00,204 --> 01:09:01,805 Dale, good luck. 1825 01:09:01,805 --> 01:09:04,774 I mean that. I'm sorry. 1826 01:09:06,376 --> 01:09:08,077 I got to go call my wife 1827 01:09:08,077 --> 01:09:09,313 and tell her that I'm coming home. 1828 01:09:09,313 --> 01:09:10,380 Jack. No. 1829 01:09:10,380 --> 01:09:12,349 I know we've had a few setbacks, 1830 01:09:12,349 --> 01:09:13,883 but we're great together. 1831 01:09:13,883 --> 01:09:15,118 Oh, come on. 1832 01:09:15,118 --> 01:09:16,386 You'll never know if he's your son. 1833 01:09:16,386 --> 01:09:17,987 You know what? I don't even care. 1834 01:09:17,987 --> 01:09:19,022 Yeah, you do. 1835 01:09:19,022 --> 01:09:20,624 You care. Yeah, you do. 1836 01:09:20,624 --> 01:09:21,658 Stop it. 1837 01:09:21,658 --> 01:09:23,927 Machine again. She's never home. 1838 01:09:23,927 --> 01:09:25,462 Why have a house 1839 01:09:25,462 --> 01:09:28,232 if you're not gonna live in it? 1840 01:09:28,232 --> 01:09:29,466 Hi, honey. 1841 01:09:29,466 --> 01:09:30,300 Hi. 1842 01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:31,768 Oh, you're there. 1843 01:09:31,768 --> 01:09:34,103 Carrie, listen. Let me explain everything. 1844 01:09:34,103 --> 01:09:35,572 Yeah, why don't you go ahead? 1845 01:09:41,545 --> 01:09:42,546 Hi. 1846 01:09:42,546 --> 01:09:44,281 I got to go now, honey, 1847 01:09:44,281 --> 01:09:45,682 because you're here. 1848 01:09:47,451 --> 01:09:49,453 Ignore that message when you get home. 1849 01:09:49,453 --> 01:09:51,355 This is your wife? 1850 01:09:52,756 --> 01:09:53,990 It's you. 1851 01:09:53,990 --> 01:09:55,024 Hi. 1852 01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:56,426 You know him? 1853 01:09:56,426 --> 01:09:57,827 He tried to pick me up in an airport. 1854 01:09:57,827 --> 01:09:59,263 When? No, I didn't. This morning. 1855 01:09:59,263 --> 01:10:00,297 You were with me. 1856 01:10:00,297 --> 01:10:01,331 You were on the phone. 1857 01:10:01,331 --> 01:10:02,399 So you picked up on my wife? 1858 01:10:02,399 --> 01:10:03,533 I didn't know she was your wife. 1859 01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:05,335 I just thought she was a sexy woman. 1860 01:10:05,335 --> 01:10:06,370 Watch that. 1861 01:10:06,370 --> 01:10:07,737 This is your friend. 1862 01:10:07,737 --> 01:10:08,772 Yes. 1863 01:10:08,772 --> 01:10:10,006 Your shower buddy. 1864 01:10:10,006 --> 01:10:11,174 Yes? No. 1865 01:10:11,174 --> 01:10:12,442 We were never in the shower together. 1866 01:10:12,442 --> 01:10:13,910 No. The boy and I were in the shower. 1867 01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:15,512 Yeah. He was soaping him up-- And hosing him off. 1868 01:10:15,512 --> 01:10:18,315 And I was just watching. That's all. 1869 01:10:18,315 --> 01:10:20,650 What boy? 1870 01:10:22,018 --> 01:10:23,287 17 years ago-- 1871 01:10:23,287 --> 01:10:24,821 Would you stop? Would you-- 1872 01:10:24,821 --> 01:10:28,124 Can I just have a private moment with my wife, please? 1873 01:10:28,124 --> 01:10:29,526 Sorry. 1874 01:10:30,727 --> 01:10:32,529 Carrie, come here. 1875 01:10:33,897 --> 01:10:35,064 Um... 1876 01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:37,000 this whole thing... 1877 01:10:38,768 --> 01:10:40,737 is about a boy... 1878 01:10:42,406 --> 01:10:45,642 that I might be the father of. 1879 01:10:52,115 --> 01:10:53,950 Carrie, it's a long story. 1880 01:11:01,458 --> 01:11:03,693 There's a cab. 1881 01:11:03,693 --> 01:11:05,295 Taxi. 1882 01:11:08,332 --> 01:11:10,266 Sorry if I ruined your life. 1883 01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:11,601 Oh, no. You haven't. 1884 01:11:11,601 --> 01:11:14,170 He wanted to come home, and I kept pushing him. 1885 01:11:14,170 --> 01:11:15,405 It's all right. Really. Don't worry. 1886 01:11:15,405 --> 01:11:17,140 OK, but it's not his fault. 1887 01:11:17,140 --> 01:11:18,174 OK. 1888 01:11:18,174 --> 01:11:19,409 OK. Really, it isn't. 1889 01:11:19,409 --> 01:11:21,445 Thanks. OK. Take it easy. 1890 01:11:21,445 --> 01:11:22,479 Bye. Bye-bye. 1891 01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:25,315 Carrie, I'll just be a second. 1892 01:11:26,916 --> 01:11:28,885 You know, even if you find him again, 1893 01:11:28,885 --> 01:11:31,220 he's only gonna spit in your face. 1894 01:11:31,220 --> 01:11:32,389 Maybe. 1895 01:11:32,389 --> 01:11:35,124 How is that gonna make you feel, Dale? 1896 01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:37,160 You're very successful. 1897 01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:39,763 So? 1898 01:11:39,763 --> 01:11:41,130 Wife, 1899 01:11:41,130 --> 01:11:42,432 your success, 1900 01:11:42,432 --> 01:11:44,768 they fill up... areas. 1901 01:11:46,470 --> 01:11:49,539 What I'm trying to say is... 1902 01:11:49,539 --> 01:11:51,140 I need this kid. 1903 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:53,543 If he doesn't want me around, 1904 01:11:53,543 --> 01:11:56,346 let him turn me down. 1905 01:12:01,418 --> 01:12:03,119 Good luck, Dale. 1906 01:12:03,119 --> 01:12:04,354 Thanks, Jack. 1907 01:12:32,716 --> 01:12:33,750 Taxi! 1908 01:12:35,318 --> 01:12:36,620 Taxi! 1909 01:12:42,792 --> 01:12:44,994 [Band playing new wave] 1910 01:12:53,136 --> 01:12:54,638 Scott? 1911 01:13:11,955 --> 01:13:13,790 Uh, my car is there, 1912 01:13:13,790 --> 01:13:16,159 so you'll have to go home, and I'll follow. 1913 01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:17,961 Yeah. We can work it out. 1914 01:13:17,961 --> 01:13:19,496 You can't be mad 1915 01:13:19,496 --> 01:13:21,431 that I had sex with this woman 17 years ago. 1916 01:13:21,431 --> 01:13:23,299 You were 14 years old. 1917 01:13:23,299 --> 01:13:24,501 Do you have a picture? 1918 01:13:24,501 --> 01:13:26,102 Of her? No. 1919 01:13:26,102 --> 01:13:27,704 Of the boy, Jack. 1920 01:13:27,704 --> 01:13:28,872 Yeah. 1921 01:13:38,014 --> 01:13:40,316 He's--he's handsome. 1922 01:13:40,316 --> 01:13:44,554 I guess, but this kid is a major pain in the ass. 1923 01:13:44,554 --> 01:13:45,922 He's so damn annoying. 1924 01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:48,925 You don't like anything that's annoying. 1925 01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:50,193 Who does? 1926 01:13:50,193 --> 01:13:53,096 No. I mean, that's a really special thing for you. 1927 01:13:53,096 --> 01:13:54,664 Give me a break. 1928 01:13:54,664 --> 01:13:56,132 I've had a hard day. 1929 01:13:56,132 --> 01:13:57,433 Oh, you've had a hard day. 1930 01:13:57,433 --> 01:13:59,235 Why should I give you a break? 1931 01:13:59,235 --> 01:14:01,605 'Cause I don't want to have this conversation again. 1932 01:14:01,605 --> 01:14:03,640 We have never had this conversation. 1933 01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:05,308 No, we have never had this conversation, 1934 01:14:05,308 --> 01:14:07,043 but I have had this conversation. 1935 01:14:07,043 --> 01:14:09,312 This is "The wives of Christmas past" conversation. 1936 01:14:09,312 --> 01:14:12,115 Would you leave Penelope and Talullah out of this? 1937 01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:13,517 Iris and Debbie. 1938 01:14:13,517 --> 01:14:14,851 Whatever. 1939 01:14:17,554 --> 01:14:19,556 Why are you so upset? 1940 01:14:19,556 --> 01:14:20,957 I am so upset 1941 01:14:20,957 --> 01:14:22,458 because I want to have kids with you someday, 1942 01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:24,260 and what if this was our son? 1943 01:14:24,260 --> 01:14:25,428 Would you give up on him 1944 01:14:25,428 --> 01:14:27,531 because he was so annoying? 1945 01:14:27,531 --> 01:14:29,566 His own father gave up on him. 1946 01:14:29,566 --> 01:14:30,600 So what? 1947 01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:33,036 That's the guy who raised him. 1948 01:14:33,036 --> 01:14:35,539 All I am is the guy who, you know, 1949 01:14:35,539 --> 01:14:37,140 slept with his mother. 1950 01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:39,643 Well, the other guy who slept with his mother 1951 01:14:39,643 --> 01:14:41,477 is still out there looking for him. 1952 01:14:41,477 --> 01:14:42,512 Dale? 1953 01:14:42,512 --> 01:14:44,413 Dale is a desperate person 1954 01:14:44,413 --> 01:14:45,782 with an empty life. 1955 01:14:45,782 --> 01:14:47,651 He's not happy like me. 1956 01:14:55,191 --> 01:14:56,225 Badge. 1957 01:14:56,225 --> 01:14:57,260 Badge? 1958 01:14:57,260 --> 01:14:58,528 No. You don't understand. 1959 01:14:58,528 --> 01:15:01,297 I--I belong back there. 1960 01:15:01,297 --> 01:15:03,567 Please. I just have to get back there right now. 1961 01:15:03,567 --> 01:15:05,134 Do you know who you're talking to? 1962 01:15:05,134 --> 01:15:06,536 Do you know who I am? 1963 01:15:06,536 --> 01:15:07,571 Who? 1964 01:15:07,571 --> 01:15:09,172 Dale Putley, OK? 1965 01:15:09,172 --> 01:15:10,273 And who are you? 1966 01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:11,708 I'm Bob. 1967 01:15:11,708 --> 01:15:13,176 Bob? Well, Bob, if you don't let me back there, 1968 01:15:13,176 --> 01:15:14,143 heads are gonna roll, 1969 01:15:14,143 --> 01:15:15,511 and it's probably gonna be yours, Bob. 1970 01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:16,546 You're not getting in without a badge. 1971 01:15:16,546 --> 01:15:18,047 Do you know who I am? 1972 01:15:18,047 --> 01:15:19,783 I am the cowboy with the Village People, Bob. 1973 01:15:19,783 --> 01:15:21,517 If I don't get back there, 1974 01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:23,553 it's just gonna be Y.M.- A., OK? 1975 01:15:23,553 --> 01:15:24,788 So, Bob, let me back there, 1976 01:15:24,788 --> 01:15:25,955 all right? Right now. 1977 01:15:25,955 --> 01:15:28,524 You're not getting in without a badge. 1978 01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:30,093 OK. 1979 01:15:30,093 --> 01:15:30,927 A badge. 1980 01:15:30,927 --> 01:15:32,596 I can't get in without a badge. 1981 01:15:33,963 --> 01:15:35,899 Jack! Oh! 1982 01:15:35,899 --> 01:15:36,733 OK. 1983 01:15:36,733 --> 01:15:38,401 Let's get in there, all right? 1984 01:15:38,401 --> 01:15:40,870 Here's my badge, Bob! 1985 01:15:43,439 --> 01:15:44,708 OK, you guys, listen. 1986 01:15:44,708 --> 01:15:46,576 The Muffs are off in 10 minutes, OK? 1987 01:15:46,576 --> 01:15:49,613 We should be setting up in about 5, all right? 1988 01:15:49,613 --> 01:15:51,180 That's the band. 1989 01:15:51,180 --> 01:15:52,215 Oh. 1990 01:15:52,215 --> 01:15:53,583 Come on. Follow me. 1991 01:15:53,583 --> 01:15:54,718 What are we going to do? 1992 01:15:54,718 --> 01:15:55,852 Hello, boys. How are you? 1993 01:15:55,852 --> 01:15:57,587 Excuse me. Can I help you? 1994 01:15:57,587 --> 01:15:59,322 Hey. Excuse me. That's very funny. 1995 01:15:59,322 --> 01:16:00,489 I love when it's funny. 1996 01:16:00,489 --> 01:16:01,524 Hi. Stu Gold from the agency. 1997 01:16:01,524 --> 01:16:02,558 How can I help you? 1998 01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:04,027 How can you help me? 1999 01:16:04,027 --> 01:16:05,261 You can say hello to the biggest record producer 2000 01:16:05,261 --> 01:16:06,129 this side of the lake. 2001 01:16:06,129 --> 01:16:09,298 This is, uh... Gunther Uber Allen 2002 01:16:09,298 --> 01:16:10,566 from Deutsche Be-Bop. 2003 01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:12,068 Biggest record producer in Europe. 2004 01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:13,970 [German accent] Ja. Numero ein. 2005 01:16:13,970 --> 01:16:15,538 So, say hi to the guys. This is Sugar Ray. 2006 01:16:15,538 --> 01:16:17,440 Sugar Ray? 2007 01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:18,808 Oh, der wunderkinder. 2008 01:16:18,808 --> 01:16:19,843 The boys in the bundt. 2009 01:16:19,843 --> 01:16:21,077 I think we met before, dude. 2010 01:16:21,077 --> 01:16:22,679 Dusseldorf, maybe. 2011 01:16:22,679 --> 01:16:23,847 Klaus, how are you? 2012 01:16:23,847 --> 01:16:25,148 What's up mit you? 2013 01:16:25,148 --> 01:16:26,750 Hi, how are you? Give me a high five. 2014 01:16:26,750 --> 01:16:27,951 Oh, that's how it starts. 2015 01:16:27,951 --> 01:16:30,419 I love you mit, eh... 2016 01:16:30,419 --> 01:16:32,622 Hitting mit der strumming mit die head slamming. 2017 01:16:32,622 --> 01:16:33,757 Who does this guy record? 2018 01:16:33,757 --> 01:16:36,192 Oh, biggest producer in Germany. 2019 01:16:36,192 --> 01:16:38,628 Records, uh... [Speaking fake German] 2020 01:16:38,628 --> 01:16:40,730 [Speaking fake German] 2021 01:16:44,367 --> 01:16:45,568 The Cars. 2022 01:16:45,568 --> 01:16:47,303 [Speaking German] 2023 01:16:50,373 --> 01:16:51,775 Uh, Big Hairy Women. 2024 01:16:51,775 --> 01:16:53,677 Yeah, in America-- Boys 2 Women. 2025 01:16:53,677 --> 01:16:55,278 I have heard about those guys. 2026 01:16:58,648 --> 01:16:59,883 Excuse me. 2027 01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:04,420 But if we have you, we could take Europe. 2028 01:17:04,420 --> 01:17:05,789 We could take Europe in what? 2029 01:17:05,789 --> 01:17:07,490 One month. With air support. 2030 01:17:07,490 --> 01:17:08,524 Air play. 2031 01:17:08,524 --> 01:17:09,558 Air play. 2032 01:17:09,558 --> 01:17:10,760 Ja, that's better. 2033 01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:11,795 We could do that for you. 2034 01:17:11,795 --> 01:17:13,863 You could have the world! 2035 01:17:13,863 --> 01:17:16,365 Come on. It's time to go. 2036 01:17:19,535 --> 01:17:20,569 Not here. 2037 01:17:20,569 --> 01:17:21,771 What do you mean? Where is he? 2038 01:17:21,771 --> 01:17:23,039 I don't know. 2039 01:17:23,039 --> 01:17:24,808 Stick with the girl. He'll be back. 2040 01:17:26,843 --> 01:17:29,545 Nikki, I'm sorry. I need that pin back. 2041 01:17:29,545 --> 01:17:30,579 What pin? 2042 01:17:30,579 --> 01:17:31,715 Sorry, Nikki, I need it back. 2043 01:17:31,715 --> 01:17:32,949 Scott. 2044 01:17:32,949 --> 01:17:34,650 Leave me alone. Please, I need that pin. 2045 01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:35,952 Scott, what's wrong? Why'd you steal the car? 2046 01:17:35,952 --> 01:17:37,120 You're not going home? 2047 01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:39,956 Here are the keys. Just leave me alone. 2048 01:17:39,956 --> 01:17:41,324 Nikki, can't we just talk? 2049 01:17:41,324 --> 01:17:43,292 Not now, Scotty, I'm going to dance on stage. 2050 01:17:43,292 --> 01:17:46,362 Hey, look, everybody's tired of you. Enough. 2051 01:17:46,362 --> 01:17:49,398 Stop this. This has gone on long enough. 2052 01:17:49,398 --> 01:17:51,768 I thought he was German. 2053 01:17:51,768 --> 01:17:54,670 Nikki, can you do me a favour? 2054 01:17:54,670 --> 01:18:01,344 Explain to Scott that which is painfully obvious to everybody but him. 2055 01:18:01,344 --> 01:18:03,412 OK. 2056 01:18:03,412 --> 01:18:04,714 Thanks. 2057 01:18:05,648 --> 01:18:07,150 This is none of your business. 2058 01:18:07,150 --> 01:18:09,085 Maybe, but you need to hear this. 2059 01:18:09,085 --> 01:18:11,187 Nikki, he's not gonna believe it 2060 01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:13,056 unless you tell him yourself. 2061 01:18:13,056 --> 01:18:15,191 OK. 2062 01:18:15,191 --> 01:18:17,961 Well, Scotty, you're boring. 2063 01:18:17,961 --> 01:18:20,296 I liked you for a while, 2064 01:18:20,296 --> 01:18:22,832 but now I can't stand looking at you. 2065 01:18:22,832 --> 01:18:25,869 Even your voice makes me sick. 2066 01:18:29,338 --> 01:18:30,840 It was lovely. 2067 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:32,641 Yes, Hallmark is waiting for you. 2068 01:18:32,641 --> 01:18:34,377 Thank you. 2069 01:18:35,812 --> 01:18:38,514 Hey, Scott, she's not for you, son. 2070 01:18:38,514 --> 01:18:39,749 Scott: I feel like such a loser. 2071 01:18:39,749 --> 01:18:42,685 Dale: Scott, come on, you're 16. 2072 01:18:42,685 --> 01:18:45,688 To be a true loser takes years of dedicated ineptitude. 2073 01:18:45,688 --> 01:18:47,156 Trust me. 2074 01:18:47,156 --> 01:18:50,326 Jack: There will be other girls, you'll see. 2075 01:18:50,326 --> 01:18:51,260 I know the truth hurts. 2076 01:18:51,260 --> 01:18:52,829 I'll tell you what else hurts. 2077 01:18:52,829 --> 01:18:55,131 I trusted him, and he steals the car. 2078 01:18:55,131 --> 01:18:56,432 Look, I didn't steal it. 2079 01:18:56,432 --> 01:18:59,268 I don't want to talk about it right now. 2080 01:18:59,268 --> 01:19:01,037 Oh, no. 2081 01:19:01,037 --> 01:19:03,139 No, no, get him out of here. 2082 01:19:03,139 --> 01:19:05,608 Please, this man has a major mime issue. 2083 01:19:05,608 --> 01:19:07,443 I'll hang you, you white-faced creep. 2084 01:19:09,245 --> 01:19:10,146 Here, stop it. 2085 01:19:10,146 --> 01:19:11,414 Why don't you get a real job, huh? 2086 01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:12,782 Build a real wall. 2087 01:19:12,782 --> 01:19:14,517 Stop it. Would you just stop it? 2088 01:19:14,517 --> 01:19:15,551 Scotty? 2089 01:19:15,551 --> 01:19:17,553 Jack! Jack, no! 2090 01:19:17,553 --> 01:19:18,822 We lost the boy. 2091 01:19:18,822 --> 01:19:20,389 Where did he go? 2092 01:19:20,389 --> 01:19:22,258 Get out of here! 2093 01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:23,893 All right, we're not good at this. 2094 01:19:28,898 --> 01:19:30,666 You go that way, I'll go this way. 2095 01:19:30,666 --> 01:19:31,968 OK. 2096 01:19:36,139 --> 01:19:37,206 Scott? 2097 01:19:37,206 --> 01:19:38,074 Yeah? 2098 01:19:38,074 --> 01:19:39,408 I thought you were somebody else. 2099 01:19:39,408 --> 01:19:40,376 I'm Scott. 2100 01:19:40,376 --> 01:19:42,545 Hi. Hey, uh, you-- you want something? 2101 01:19:42,545 --> 01:19:44,547 You want a nose-ring pierce? 2102 01:19:44,547 --> 01:19:46,282 N-no, thanks. Another time. 2103 01:19:46,282 --> 01:19:47,116 Does that hurt? 2104 01:19:47,116 --> 01:19:50,053 Not the ones in the face. 2105 01:19:50,053 --> 01:19:51,154 Ugh. 2106 01:19:51,154 --> 01:19:53,356 The--the one that really hurts-- 2107 01:19:53,356 --> 01:19:54,557 Yeah, I bet. Scott! 2108 01:19:57,393 --> 01:20:00,763 Come on! Let's take a little walk! Get off of me! 2109 01:20:00,763 --> 01:20:02,832 Scott! 2110 01:20:02,832 --> 01:20:03,867 Excuse me! 2111 01:20:03,867 --> 01:20:04,901 Is there a problem here? 2112 01:20:04,901 --> 01:20:06,102 Piss off! Who are you? 2113 01:20:06,102 --> 01:20:07,603 I'm Scott's father. 2114 01:20:07,603 --> 01:20:08,938 Has he done something wrong? 2115 01:20:08,938 --> 01:20:09,973 Yeah, he has, actually. 2116 01:20:09,973 --> 01:20:12,175 He stole $5,000 from me. 2117 01:20:12,175 --> 01:20:13,509 He did? 2118 01:20:13,509 --> 01:20:14,710 Yeah. 2119 01:20:14,710 --> 01:20:16,445 Well, I assure you, he will be properly punished. 2120 01:20:16,445 --> 01:20:19,515 Young man, stealing money from drug dealers! 2121 01:20:19,515 --> 01:20:20,449 You are grounded, mister! 2122 01:20:20,449 --> 01:20:22,018 All right, just get knotted, wanker! 2123 01:20:22,018 --> 01:20:24,653 Gentlemen, have we learned nothing 2124 01:20:24,653 --> 01:20:26,655 from the music of John Lennon? 2125 01:20:26,655 --> 01:20:28,191 All we need is love. 2126 01:20:28,191 --> 01:20:30,226 No! All we need's money, mate! 2127 01:20:31,260 --> 01:20:32,295 Oh! 2128 01:20:32,295 --> 01:20:33,129 Oh! 2129 01:20:33,129 --> 01:20:35,731 Do you have an Advil? 2130 01:20:35,731 --> 01:20:37,000 Oh, it's you again. 2131 01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,834 You're dead, mate. No, you are. 2132 01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:40,636 Ah! 2133 01:20:40,636 --> 01:20:43,072 Oh, boy! 2134 01:20:44,073 --> 01:20:45,641 You're doing it wrong! 2135 01:20:45,641 --> 01:20:47,076 I noticed. 2136 01:20:47,076 --> 01:20:50,079 The power comes from your back! Watch. Like this... 2137 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:54,050 See? Let me show you again. 2138 01:20:56,152 --> 01:20:57,486 Hey! 2139 01:21:05,161 --> 01:21:07,830 Who else wants a piece of me?! 2140 01:21:07,830 --> 01:21:09,798 No! No! 2141 01:21:09,798 --> 01:21:11,334 Let's get 'em, boys! 2142 01:21:11,334 --> 01:21:13,636 I'll take you out! I'll be there! 2143 01:21:27,616 --> 01:21:29,485 Bob: Yeah, right here. 2144 01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:41,097 Listen, Calvin, thanks for going so far out of your way. 2145 01:21:41,097 --> 01:21:43,332 It's really above and beyond the call. 2146 01:21:43,332 --> 01:21:45,668 Whoa-ho! Look at this place. 2147 01:21:45,668 --> 01:21:47,570 You must have robbed a bank at some time or another. 2148 01:21:47,570 --> 01:21:48,404 Yeah. It's... 2149 01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:51,040 Scotty's probably home by now. 2150 01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:52,575 I'm kind of nervous about what to say to him. 2151 01:21:52,575 --> 01:21:55,811 Listen, can I give you just a little bit of advice here? 2152 01:21:55,811 --> 01:21:57,080 Yeah. 2153 01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:59,415 Yeah, all right. Uh, stop being so stiff, OK? 2154 01:21:59,415 --> 01:22:03,319 And lighten up and take that pickle out of your butt, boy. 2155 01:22:03,319 --> 01:22:04,720 Ha ha. OK. 2156 01:22:04,720 --> 01:22:05,989 Listen, listen... 2157 01:22:05,989 --> 01:22:08,124 It's not enough to love him. 2158 01:22:08,124 --> 01:22:10,126 You gotta show him you love him. 2159 01:22:10,126 --> 01:22:11,594 Give him a big old bear hug. 2160 01:22:11,594 --> 01:22:12,628 Aah. 2161 01:22:12,628 --> 01:22:13,662 All right? 2162 01:22:13,662 --> 01:22:14,697 Listen, Calvin, thank you. 2163 01:22:14,697 --> 01:22:16,632 All right. Ain't nothin', man. 2164 01:22:16,632 --> 01:22:17,666 OK. Take care of yourself. 2165 01:22:17,666 --> 01:22:19,368 I will. Listen... 2166 01:22:19,368 --> 01:22:20,203 I'll call you. 2167 01:22:20,203 --> 01:22:21,670 You got my number. 2168 01:22:21,670 --> 01:22:23,706 You got it. 2169 01:22:23,706 --> 01:22:24,740 This is for my fine. 2170 01:22:24,740 --> 01:22:25,774 This is for his fine. 2171 01:22:25,774 --> 01:22:27,110 This is for the boy's fine. 2172 01:22:27,110 --> 01:22:29,512 This is for getting the car out of the impound. 2173 01:22:29,512 --> 01:22:33,149 This is for the fabulous breakfast buffet that we had this morning. 2174 01:22:33,149 --> 01:22:34,617 Are eggs supposed to make noise when you eat them? 2175 01:22:34,617 --> 01:22:36,152 Very funny. 2176 01:22:36,152 --> 01:22:38,321 Here's your claim check for your car. 2177 01:22:38,321 --> 01:22:39,555 And stay out of trouble. 2178 01:22:39,555 --> 01:22:40,589 Yes, sir. 2179 01:22:40,589 --> 01:22:41,490 Thanks. 2180 01:22:41,490 --> 01:22:43,492 See you next year at the reunion. 2181 01:22:46,595 --> 01:22:49,498 I go away for a minute to make a phone call 2182 01:22:49,498 --> 01:22:51,034 and you buy this T-shirt? 2183 01:22:51,034 --> 01:22:52,135 Look at this. 2184 01:22:52,135 --> 01:22:53,302 What's the big deal? He wanted it. 2185 01:22:53,302 --> 01:22:54,537 You're going to spoil him. 2186 01:22:54,537 --> 01:22:56,339 One T-shirt's going to spoil him. 2187 01:22:56,339 --> 01:22:57,673 I like it. 2188 01:23:00,743 --> 01:23:01,777 [Sighs] 2189 01:23:01,777 --> 01:23:03,179 What's the matter? 2190 01:23:03,179 --> 01:23:05,514 I'm afraid of flying. 2191 01:23:07,150 --> 01:23:08,617 Give me a minute. 2192 01:23:08,617 --> 01:23:11,054 No, no. Come-- this is not exactly DNA evidence, OK? 2193 01:23:11,054 --> 01:23:12,088 Maybe. 2194 01:23:12,088 --> 01:23:13,122 Come on. 2195 01:23:13,122 --> 01:23:14,523 It'll be fine. Let's go. 2196 01:23:14,523 --> 01:23:16,725 Don't--don't be afraid, Scotty. 2197 01:23:22,531 --> 01:23:23,566 Hey, hey... 2198 01:23:23,566 --> 01:23:24,433 It's OK. 2199 01:23:24,433 --> 01:23:26,669 Just a couple of bumps, Scotty. 2200 01:23:26,669 --> 01:23:27,803 You're doing great. 2201 01:23:27,803 --> 01:23:29,672 You're doing great. 2202 01:23:29,672 --> 01:23:31,207 It's OK. Breathe. 2203 01:23:31,207 --> 01:23:32,708 There you go. 2204 01:23:32,708 --> 01:23:34,443 Just breathe. 2205 01:23:34,443 --> 01:23:36,179 OK. 2206 01:23:42,718 --> 01:23:43,752 Thank you. 2207 01:23:43,752 --> 01:23:45,254 That's OK. 2208 01:24:06,142 --> 01:24:07,543 [Rings doorbell] 2209 01:24:07,543 --> 01:24:09,978 Hey, your shoe's untied. I got it. 2210 01:24:09,978 --> 01:24:11,514 I got it. 2211 01:24:12,448 --> 01:24:14,650 It's hard with one hand. 2212 01:24:14,650 --> 01:24:16,485 There you go. 2213 01:24:28,431 --> 01:24:29,865 Scott. 2214 01:24:29,865 --> 01:24:31,934 Hi, dad. 2215 01:24:31,934 --> 01:24:34,002 Come in, man. Come in. Are you OK? 2216 01:24:34,002 --> 01:24:35,037 Yeah. 2217 01:24:35,037 --> 01:24:36,272 Everything all right? Huh? 2218 01:24:36,272 --> 01:24:37,606 Really? Are you all right? 2219 01:24:37,606 --> 01:24:39,175 Really? You OK? 2220 01:24:39,175 --> 01:24:40,709 You had me kind of worried. 2221 01:24:40,709 --> 01:24:42,311 Come here. 2222 01:24:46,615 --> 01:24:48,016 Oh, I'm--I'm sorry. 2223 01:24:48,016 --> 01:24:49,318 I'm sorry. Bob. 2224 01:24:49,318 --> 01:24:50,719 Jack Lawrence, Bob. 2225 01:24:50,719 --> 01:24:51,654 Dale Putley. 2226 01:24:51,654 --> 01:24:52,921 Come on in. Make yourselves at home. 2227 01:24:52,921 --> 01:24:53,956 Your mom's in the back. 2228 01:24:53,956 --> 01:24:55,191 Nice home. 2229 01:24:55,191 --> 01:24:56,225 Come on in. What happened to your arm? 2230 01:24:56,225 --> 01:24:57,660 A little accident. 2231 01:24:57,660 --> 01:25:00,663 Bob: Well, you won't believe what happened to me. 2232 01:25:13,742 --> 01:25:15,010 Oh... 2233 01:25:15,010 --> 01:25:17,146 Bright. 2234 01:25:17,146 --> 01:25:19,848 What colour yellow is this? 2235 01:25:29,225 --> 01:25:30,659 Baby... 2236 01:25:31,694 --> 01:25:33,796 Oh, sweetheart. 2237 01:25:38,734 --> 01:25:41,136 Collette: Oh, Scott. 2238 01:25:41,136 --> 01:25:42,871 Ohh... 2239 01:25:51,580 --> 01:25:52,781 Nice family. 2240 01:25:54,717 --> 01:25:56,319 Yeah. 2241 01:25:58,187 --> 01:26:00,823 Ahh! Ahh! 2242 01:26:00,823 --> 01:26:03,626 Such a cute baby. 2243 01:26:03,626 --> 01:26:05,294 Ohh. Hmm. 2244 01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:09,998 Look at this little cowboy hat, huh? 2245 01:26:09,998 --> 01:26:12,268 Oh, I love this one. I'm going to take that one. 2246 01:26:12,268 --> 01:26:14,703 You can't take that. It belongs to them. 2247 01:26:14,703 --> 01:26:16,472 Yeah. You're right. 2248 01:26:19,675 --> 01:26:20,809 Look at that. 2249 01:26:33,689 --> 01:26:37,226 Do you understand the situation? 2250 01:26:37,226 --> 01:26:38,494 Yeah, you, uh, 2251 01:26:38,494 --> 01:26:40,896 you told them both that they were my father 2252 01:26:40,896 --> 01:26:42,565 so that they'd come look for me, right? 2253 01:26:42,565 --> 01:26:43,399 Right. 2254 01:26:43,399 --> 01:26:44,900 I lied to them. 2255 01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:47,270 Well, your mother-- 2256 01:26:47,270 --> 01:26:50,306 both of us wanted you back so badly-- 2257 01:26:50,306 --> 01:26:51,574 I understand. 2258 01:26:51,574 --> 01:26:55,278 I think it's time I told them the truth. 2259 01:26:55,278 --> 01:26:58,914 Would you guys mind if I told them? 2260 01:26:58,914 --> 01:26:59,948 You? 2261 01:26:59,948 --> 01:27:01,350 Well, I guess I'm the reason 2262 01:27:01,350 --> 01:27:04,753 that everything happened, right? 2263 01:27:04,753 --> 01:27:06,755 ** 2264 01:27:12,461 --> 01:27:14,129 Where's, uh, Jack? 2265 01:27:14,129 --> 01:27:17,866 In the den, calling his office. 2266 01:27:17,866 --> 01:27:19,134 You OK? 2267 01:27:19,134 --> 01:27:20,703 Everything... 2268 01:27:20,703 --> 01:27:21,737 all right? 2269 01:27:21,737 --> 01:27:22,771 Yeah. 2270 01:27:22,771 --> 01:27:24,139 Yeah, I just, um... 2271 01:27:24,139 --> 01:27:26,409 I just talked to my mom. 2272 01:27:26,409 --> 01:27:27,810 Oh, you did? Yeah. 2273 01:27:27,810 --> 01:27:31,714 She told me who my real father is. 2274 01:27:32,915 --> 01:27:34,450 Who is it? 2275 01:27:34,450 --> 01:27:36,752 She says it's you. 2276 01:27:36,752 --> 01:27:38,954 Really? 2277 01:27:38,954 --> 01:27:40,589 She says she's sure. 2278 01:27:40,589 --> 01:27:43,726 Oh, God. Come here. 2279 01:27:47,262 --> 01:27:49,432 Oh. I knew the whirl-- 2280 01:27:49,432 --> 01:27:52,167 Shh! Shh! We should be-- we should be quiet. 2281 01:27:52,167 --> 01:27:53,469 I'm worried about Jack. 2282 01:27:53,469 --> 01:27:56,071 Oh, yeah. You're right. You're right. 2283 01:27:56,071 --> 01:27:57,640 We shouldn't tell him. 2284 01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:58,474 Right. 2285 01:27:58,474 --> 01:28:00,476 It would break his heart. 2286 01:28:00,476 --> 01:28:01,977 He seems tough, 2287 01:28:01,977 --> 01:28:03,679 but he's so fragile. 2288 01:28:03,679 --> 01:28:04,713 Yeah. 2289 01:28:04,713 --> 01:28:05,781 Ha ha ha ha. 2290 01:28:05,781 --> 01:28:08,651 It'll be our little secret. OK? 2291 01:28:08,651 --> 01:28:12,955 You know--you know, I was, uh, I was thinking... 2292 01:28:12,955 --> 01:28:15,924 Maybe in a few years I'll come to Berkeley. 2293 01:28:15,924 --> 01:28:17,326 Ohh, yes, son. 2294 01:28:17,326 --> 01:28:18,361 Yeah. 2295 01:28:18,361 --> 01:28:20,195 Hey... 2296 01:28:20,195 --> 01:28:21,229 Take photography. 2297 01:28:21,229 --> 01:28:22,264 Hmm? 2298 01:28:22,264 --> 01:28:23,532 Photography? 2299 01:28:23,532 --> 01:28:26,268 I just called my office, and good news-- 2300 01:28:26,268 --> 01:28:27,470 everything went bad without me. 2301 01:28:27,470 --> 01:28:28,504 [Laughing hysterically] 2302 01:28:28,504 --> 01:28:30,105 It's not that funny. 2303 01:28:30,105 --> 01:28:33,175 No, no. No, it isn't. 2304 01:28:33,175 --> 01:28:35,043 I'm going to go call the airport, 2305 01:28:35,043 --> 01:28:36,912 see when the next flight to San Francisco... 2306 01:28:36,912 --> 01:28:37,946 [Laughing] 2307 01:28:40,783 --> 01:28:42,317 What's with him? 2308 01:28:42,317 --> 01:28:45,320 Oh, he just-- he told me a funny story. 2309 01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:46,422 Ho ho. Yeah. 2310 01:28:46,422 --> 01:28:47,823 Hee hee. 2311 01:28:47,823 --> 01:28:50,258 So you know, I--I was talking to my mom before... 2312 01:28:50,258 --> 01:28:51,894 Oh, yeah? 2313 01:28:53,396 --> 01:28:56,665 She told me who my real father is. 2314 01:29:02,638 --> 01:29:04,373 Who? 2315 01:29:05,674 --> 01:29:07,376 You. 2316 01:29:08,677 --> 01:29:09,845 Me? 2317 01:29:13,382 --> 01:29:14,750 Wow. 2318 01:29:23,926 --> 01:29:26,161 Dale, I'm so happy. 2319 01:29:26,161 --> 01:29:28,363 Me, too, Collette. 2320 01:29:28,363 --> 01:29:29,398 Thank you. 2321 01:29:29,398 --> 01:29:30,799 Oh, thank you. 2322 01:29:30,799 --> 01:29:33,235 Listen, Jack, I--I really, really appreciate 2323 01:29:33,235 --> 01:29:34,369 everything you've done. 2324 01:29:34,369 --> 01:29:37,640 He told me. 2325 01:29:39,508 --> 01:29:42,645 Scotty... Ha ha ha ha. 2326 01:29:47,149 --> 01:29:49,151 Jack, thank you. 2327 01:29:49,151 --> 01:29:51,386 Hmm. You're welcome. 2328 01:29:57,560 --> 01:29:59,194 Dale: Oh, boy. 2329 01:29:59,194 --> 01:30:00,963 OK. See ya. 2330 01:30:05,100 --> 01:30:06,835 Good-bye. 2331 01:30:17,145 --> 01:30:18,447 So... 2332 01:30:18,447 --> 01:30:20,182 Why don't you come on in, 2333 01:30:20,182 --> 01:30:21,249 relax, have a drink, or... 2334 01:30:21,249 --> 01:30:22,685 take a swim if you want. 2335 01:30:22,685 --> 01:30:24,787 That's very sweet of you, Jack, but you know what? 2336 01:30:24,787 --> 01:30:27,255 I'll just come in, call a cab, and... 2337 01:30:27,255 --> 01:30:28,791 head down to the airport, OK? 2338 01:30:28,791 --> 01:30:31,126 Oh, OK. 2339 01:30:31,126 --> 01:30:32,528 You know what? 2340 01:30:32,528 --> 01:30:34,663 Take my car. 2341 01:30:34,663 --> 01:30:36,364 You're giving me your car, Jack? 2342 01:30:36,364 --> 01:30:39,401 I mean, that's so Elvis of you. I mean, this is a big-- 2343 01:30:39,401 --> 01:30:40,435 Not to keep. 2344 01:30:40,435 --> 01:30:41,570 No? 2345 01:30:41,570 --> 01:30:43,305 No. To take to the airport. 2346 01:30:43,305 --> 01:30:44,473 Oh. 2347 01:30:44,473 --> 01:30:46,274 Yeah. You put it in the overnight valet 2348 01:30:46,274 --> 01:30:48,477 and one of my interns will get it in the morning. Here. 2349 01:30:48,477 --> 01:30:50,412 Are you sure you want me driving this car? 2350 01:30:50,412 --> 01:30:51,446 I mean, Jack... 2351 01:30:51,446 --> 01:30:52,481 It's just a thing. 2352 01:30:52,481 --> 01:30:53,516 Yes. 2353 01:30:53,516 --> 01:30:54,617 It's a car. A car. 2354 01:30:54,617 --> 01:30:55,651 It's just a... 2355 01:30:55,651 --> 01:30:57,252 classic... Mm-hmm. 2356 01:30:57,252 --> 01:30:58,286 irreplaceable... 2357 01:30:58,286 --> 01:30:59,688 car, that's all. 2358 01:30:59,688 --> 01:31:02,858 What's this dent? Where? 2359 01:31:02,858 --> 01:31:04,259 Ha ha ha. 2360 01:31:04,259 --> 01:31:05,528 You mirth machine, you. 2361 01:31:05,528 --> 01:31:07,195 Ha ha ha. 2362 01:31:07,195 --> 01:31:09,031 Ahh, boy. 2363 01:31:09,031 --> 01:31:10,533 Thanks, Jack. 2364 01:31:11,500 --> 01:31:13,235 We did good. 2365 01:31:13,235 --> 01:31:14,737 Yeah, we did. 2366 01:31:16,038 --> 01:31:17,573 Yeah. 2367 01:31:20,108 --> 01:31:21,143 [Sighs] 2368 01:31:22,511 --> 01:31:23,546 Oh, Jack. 2369 01:31:23,546 --> 01:31:25,213 Let it out. 2370 01:31:25,213 --> 01:31:27,716 It's so healthy, Jack. 2371 01:31:27,716 --> 01:31:29,384 It's a breakthrough. 2372 01:31:29,384 --> 01:31:30,418 [Chuckling] 2373 01:31:30,418 --> 01:31:31,654 No. 2374 01:31:31,654 --> 01:31:33,321 What? No. I'm cocking around with you. 2375 01:31:33,321 --> 01:31:35,624 This is what you look like, you weepy bastard. 2376 01:31:35,624 --> 01:31:36,892 Ha ha ha ha! 2377 01:31:36,892 --> 01:31:38,226 Oh, Jack. 2378 01:31:38,226 --> 01:31:41,830 Ohh! Uhh! Ohh, I love you! 2379 01:31:41,830 --> 01:31:43,666 Please. My sternum. Oh. 2380 01:31:44,533 --> 01:31:46,569 [Laughter] 2381 01:31:46,569 --> 01:31:48,737 [Engine starts] 2382 01:31:51,006 --> 01:31:52,340 [Voices] 2383 01:31:52,340 --> 01:31:53,876 A little less gas. 2384 01:31:53,876 --> 01:31:55,443 It's not going anywhere, Jack. 2385 01:31:55,443 --> 01:31:56,478 The brake's on. 2386 01:31:56,478 --> 01:31:57,512 OK. 2387 01:31:57,512 --> 01:31:59,147 You just go that way, a left-- 2388 01:31:59,147 --> 01:32:00,448 it's all under control. 2389 01:32:00,448 --> 01:32:02,350 Ease off the clutch. You won't get that burning smell. 2390 01:32:02,350 --> 01:32:03,619 OK. 2391 01:32:05,453 --> 01:32:06,488 [Tyres squealing] 2392 01:32:06,488 --> 01:32:07,923 OK. Don't worry. 2393 01:32:07,923 --> 01:32:09,625 I'm not worried at all. I got it. 2394 01:32:13,562 --> 01:32:15,163 I'm an idiot. 2395 01:32:15,163 --> 01:32:17,032 I'm a big schmuck. 2396 01:32:20,268 --> 01:32:22,104 Hi. 2397 01:32:23,672 --> 01:32:26,241 You loaned Dale your Jaguar? 2398 01:32:26,241 --> 01:32:27,509 Yeah. 2399 01:32:27,509 --> 01:32:29,812 Hi. 2400 01:32:29,812 --> 01:32:31,046 Hi. 2401 01:32:33,448 --> 01:32:35,117 Jack... 2402 01:32:35,117 --> 01:32:36,151 Jack, how... 2403 01:32:36,151 --> 01:32:38,621 How did it go? 2404 01:32:38,621 --> 01:32:41,256 Scott told me I'm his father. 2405 01:32:43,158 --> 01:32:44,192 Oh. 2406 01:32:44,192 --> 01:32:45,227 Wow. 2407 01:32:47,229 --> 01:32:48,463 Yep. 2408 01:32:48,463 --> 01:32:50,465 I feel good. 2409 01:32:50,465 --> 01:32:52,567 I feel terrific. 2410 01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:54,469 It's--it's, uh, 2411 01:32:54,469 --> 01:32:55,503 amazing. 2412 01:32:55,503 --> 01:32:57,572 Yeah. It's wonderful news. 2413 01:32:57,572 --> 01:33:00,809 He was lying to me, but I still feel great. 2414 01:33:00,809 --> 01:33:02,177 Wait, wait. What? 2415 01:33:02,177 --> 01:33:04,146 Oh. Right to my face. 2416 01:33:04,146 --> 01:33:05,447 Big-time lie. 2417 01:33:05,447 --> 01:33:06,949 How do you know? 2418 01:33:06,949 --> 01:33:09,217 Honey, I'm a lawyer. People lie to me all the time. 2419 01:33:09,217 --> 01:33:11,219 Oh. Yeah. 2420 01:33:11,219 --> 01:33:12,755 He's a sweet kid. 2421 01:33:12,755 --> 01:33:15,257 He lied to me because he wanted me to feel good. 2422 01:33:15,257 --> 01:33:16,524 And I did. 2423 01:33:16,524 --> 01:33:19,527 Just the idea of being somebody's father 2424 01:33:19,527 --> 01:33:21,864 made me feel wonderful. 2425 01:33:23,131 --> 01:33:24,499 Yeah? 2426 01:33:24,499 --> 01:33:26,168 So here's what I'm thinking: 2427 01:33:26,168 --> 01:33:27,602 For the next one, 2428 01:33:27,602 --> 01:33:29,705 I'd like to be there from the beginning. 2429 01:33:33,976 --> 01:33:37,245 Well, would I be involved this time? 2430 01:33:37,245 --> 01:33:38,747 Oh, I hope so. 2431 01:33:38,747 --> 01:33:41,784 I mean, from the beginning. 2432 01:33:53,662 --> 01:33:55,998 * Hmm hmm-hmm hmm-hmm * 2433 01:33:55,998 --> 01:33:57,432 * Hmm-hmm hmm-hmm * 2434 01:33:57,432 --> 01:33:58,500 * Hmm hmm * 2435 01:33:58,500 --> 01:34:00,402 * Be-lee-lee deh-deh * 2436 01:34:00,402 --> 01:34:01,469 Pow. 2437 01:34:01,469 --> 01:34:02,637 * Hmm hmm-hmm hmm-- * 2438 01:34:02,637 --> 01:34:03,672 Oh... 2439 01:34:03,672 --> 01:34:04,707 Houston, 2440 01:34:04,707 --> 01:34:06,374 we have a problem. 2441 01:34:06,374 --> 01:34:07,676 Mayday. 2442 01:34:12,147 --> 01:34:13,181 Hi. 2443 01:34:13,181 --> 01:34:14,549 Hi. 2444 01:34:14,549 --> 01:34:16,351 Car problem? 2445 01:34:16,351 --> 01:34:17,385 Yeah. 2446 01:34:17,385 --> 01:34:18,420 Oh. 2447 01:34:18,420 --> 01:34:19,454 Phew. 2448 01:34:19,454 --> 01:34:21,990 Maybe I could be of assistance. 2449 01:34:21,990 --> 01:34:24,092 Do you know anything about cars? 2450 01:34:24,092 --> 01:34:24,927 Oh, yeah. 2451 01:34:24,927 --> 01:34:27,229 Somewhat of an expert on cars. 2452 01:34:27,229 --> 01:34:28,063 Oh, terrific. 2453 01:34:28,063 --> 01:34:30,432 Well, w-what do you think? 2454 01:34:30,432 --> 01:34:31,533 This one's not working. 2455 01:34:31,533 --> 01:34:32,968 It's a rental. 2456 01:34:32,968 --> 01:34:34,569 I'm on my way to the airport, and I'm late. 2457 01:34:34,569 --> 01:34:36,338 Well, I'm on my way to the airport. 2458 01:34:36,338 --> 01:34:39,842 I have a 4:00 flight to San Francisco. 2459 01:34:39,842 --> 01:34:41,109 That's my flight. 2460 01:34:41,109 --> 01:34:42,144 Really? 2461 01:34:42,144 --> 01:34:43,178 Yeah--United. 2462 01:34:43,178 --> 01:34:44,212 321? Right. 2463 01:34:44,212 --> 01:34:45,380 Oh. Me, too. 2464 01:34:45,380 --> 01:34:48,316 How richly bizarre. 2465 01:34:48,316 --> 01:34:49,617 Here we go. 2466 01:34:49,617 --> 01:34:51,353 I'm at your service. 2467 01:34:51,353 --> 01:34:52,520 It's a beautiful car. 2468 01:34:52,520 --> 01:34:54,522 Thanks. I just got it. 2469 01:34:54,522 --> 01:34:56,491 There you go. Everybody in? 2470 01:34:56,491 --> 01:34:57,726 Yeah. 2471 01:35:01,163 --> 01:35:02,197 Hi. 2472 01:35:06,434 --> 01:35:07,469 Oh... 2473 01:35:07,469 --> 01:35:10,138 I'm Virginia Farrell. 2474 01:35:10,138 --> 01:35:11,173 Dale Putley. 2475 01:35:11,173 --> 01:35:12,207 Hi. 2476 01:35:17,345 --> 01:35:20,515 Will anybody be meeting you at the airport? 2477 01:35:20,515 --> 01:35:21,917 Like a husband? 2478 01:35:21,917 --> 01:35:23,852 No. I'm--I'm not married. 2479 01:35:23,852 --> 01:35:27,022 Oh. Me--me neither. 2480 01:35:27,022 --> 01:35:28,623 You have a boyfriend? 2481 01:35:28,623 --> 01:35:29,657 No. 2482 01:35:29,657 --> 01:35:30,826 Me neither. 2483 01:35:30,826 --> 01:35:33,762 Have you ever been to the wine country? 2484 01:35:33,762 --> 01:35:35,497 No. I've always wanted to go. 2485 01:35:35,497 --> 01:35:37,499 Really? Ha ha ha ha! 2486 01:35:37,499 --> 01:35:39,634 Oh, yes! 2487 01:35:39,634 --> 01:35:40,668 [Telephone rings] 2488 01:35:40,668 --> 01:35:41,703 Dale: Jack? 2489 01:35:41,703 --> 01:35:42,737 Yeah? 2490 01:35:42,737 --> 01:35:43,772 Guess who? 2491 01:35:43,772 --> 01:35:44,907 Oh. 2492 01:35:44,907 --> 01:35:46,775 You know how I hate to fly, Jackie? 2493 01:35:46,775 --> 01:35:47,810 Where are you? 2494 01:35:47,810 --> 01:35:49,311 Somewhere on the coast highway. 2495 01:35:49,311 --> 01:35:51,679 You shouldn't be anywhere near the coast highway! 2496 01:35:51,679 --> 01:35:53,315 I'm driving to San Francisco. 2497 01:35:53,315 --> 01:35:54,482 In my car? No way. 2498 01:35:54,482 --> 01:35:56,084 I've got to do this, Jack. No, you don't. 2499 01:35:56,084 --> 01:35:58,286 The road is calling me. I was born to be wild. 2500 01:35:58,286 --> 01:36:01,256 No, you weren't, Dale. No. No wild. 2501 01:36:01,256 --> 01:36:05,460 * I saw you swaying to the rhythm of the music * 2502 01:36:05,460 --> 01:36:07,262 * Caught you playing * 2503 01:36:07,262 --> 01:36:11,133 * Caught you praying to the voice inside you * 2504 01:36:13,635 --> 01:36:16,204 * I saw you swaying there * 2505 01:36:17,372 --> 01:36:19,074 * I don't care * 2506 01:36:19,074 --> 01:36:21,409 * What you wanna be * 2507 01:36:21,409 --> 01:36:22,811 * I go back so far * 2508 01:36:22,811 --> 01:36:24,479 * I'm in front of me * 2509 01:36:24,479 --> 01:36:28,450 * It doesn't matter what they say * 2510 01:36:28,450 --> 01:36:31,686 * They're giving the game away * 2511 01:36:31,686 --> 01:36:32,720 * Hey * 2512 01:36:32,720 --> 01:36:35,457 * Hey * 2513 01:36:36,724 --> 01:36:39,294 * I can see the world tonight * 2514 01:36:40,728 --> 01:36:43,031 * Look into the future * 2515 01:36:44,766 --> 01:36:47,369 * See it in a different light * 2516 01:36:48,436 --> 01:36:51,473 * I can see the world tonight * 2517 01:36:54,476 --> 01:36:59,214 * I heard you listening to a secret conversation * 2518 01:36:59,214 --> 01:37:00,983 * You were crying * 2519 01:37:00,983 --> 01:37:05,187 * You were trying not to let them hear you * 2520 01:37:06,721 --> 01:37:09,557 * I heard you listenin' in * 2521 01:37:10,758 --> 01:37:12,594 * Well, never mind * 2522 01:37:12,594 --> 01:37:14,897 * What they wanna do * 2523 01:37:14,897 --> 01:37:16,631 * You've got a right * 2524 01:37:16,631 --> 01:37:18,433 * To your point of view * 2525 01:37:18,433 --> 01:37:22,170 * It doesn't matter what they say * 2526 01:37:22,170 --> 01:37:25,440 * They're giving the game away * 2527 01:37:25,440 --> 01:37:26,474 * Hey * 2528 01:37:26,474 --> 01:37:29,077 * Hey * 2529 01:37:30,478 --> 01:37:33,081 * I can see the world tonight * 2530 01:37:34,582 --> 01:37:36,618 * Look into the future * 2531 01:37:38,153 --> 01:37:42,157 * See it in a different light * 2532 01:37:42,157 --> 01:37:45,127 * I can see the world tonight * 2533 01:38:06,114 --> 01:38:10,352 * I can see the world tonight * 2534 01:38:14,022 --> 01:38:16,925 * I can see the world tonight * 2535 01:38:18,160 --> 01:38:21,896 * Look into the future * 2536 01:38:21,896 --> 01:38:24,566 * See it in a different light * 2537 01:38:25,934 --> 01:38:28,937 * I can see the world tonight * 2538 01:38:32,307 --> 01:38:35,410 * Look into the future * 2539 01:38:35,410 --> 01:38:38,513 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 2540 01:38:38,513 --> 01:38:42,017 AND NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 151150

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