All language subtitles for Dalliance s01e01.eng

[Dani] Yours is ready.
Thank you so much.

Uh, and what will that be?

Uh, one chips, no salt.
One aioli.

- Excellent. Thank you.
- ? upbeat music

What would you like?

Actually, can you...

Here we go. How's that going?

? Your soft mouth
was made for me... ?

[Dani] Thank you.
That's that. Thanks.

Uh, two chicken, three beef,

one no onion
and a vego on gluten free.

[Gary shouts] Billy!

Come on. Get off!

Peter!

[Gary] Billy, come on.
Don't hide for me.

No. No way! Not in here.

I'm the good guy. He's the one
you need to worry about.

- [Gary] Billy!
- Billy, is it?

Billy Brennan.
Pleased to meet you.

Good. Get the hell out
of my kitchen.

- [shouts] Billy!
- Excuse me, sir. Your ticket?

I tell you what, uh, pop an
apron on me. I'll chop onions.

- Uh, they're pre-chopped.
- Don't be a dickhead! Billy!

Billy. Where are you? Come on.

Okay, get in here.

You can't avoid me forever.
Come on. Billy!

[Dani] Nicole?
Chicken burger. Thank you.

Excuse me,
have you seen my brother?

He's a tall, ugly bastard.

No, I'm sorry.
I haven't seen anyone.

Unless you're ordering
a burger-

That's him.
Out of there. Come on.

Hey, come on!
Hey, I've got a ticket, mate.

All right, all right. Okay.
I'll go easy.

[security guard]
Watch your step.

[Gary] Don't touch
what you can't afford, mate.

[security guard] Yeah, yeah.

[Dani] Oh, God.
Okay, coast is clear.

[sighs]

Your burgers look epic.
I'll be ordering one for sure.

- Hey!
- Two, even.

Sorry about him. Thanks.

Yeah, fuck you, Billy!

? Your proud nose
was made for me ?

? Yes, it was ?

? Your "oh-ohs"
are made for me ?

? And God above ?

? Your sweet rhymes
were made for me... ?

[announcer] Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.

It's a gorgeous afternoon,

a Sunday afternoon
here on Sydney Harbour.

A beautiful, light
northeasterly breeze.

- Eight to ten knots.
- [Dani] Here we go.

For you, that's the one
with the pickle.

- Thank you.
- It's absolutely glorious.

They all have their bigwigs on.

It's gonna be really something.
Spectacular. Should be lovely.

I need to thank you.

You saved me from another
spectacular bust-up

with my brother.

Oh, not willingly.

All the same. Thanks.

- [Dani] Two more?
- Yes, please.

Thing is, I've successfully
managed to evade him for years.

Oh! Healthy sibling
relationship.

Please. Accept this.

I owe you.

[Dani clears throat]

I don't like to get in
the middle of a family squabble.

Thank you. Beer?

Yeah, sure. I'll have a light.

You got a brother?

- Two sisters.
- [bottle opens]

Are you close?

I don't hide from them
on ferries,

if that's what you mean.

- Okay.
- There you go.

All right, your pineapple's
going on a punt.

This is
my once-in-a-year flutter.

[clicks tongue] Cheers!

All right, two bets
on Propinquity.

Uh, last-

[air horn blows]

They're away cleanly.

[announcer] All the boats
behind the line, so...

Right, we're on. Two bets and
I've got a very good feeling.

Two bets on one boat
or one bet on two?

- Uh, two bets on one.
- Okay.

Who are we barracking for?

[Billy sighs]

Propinquity.

Yeah, it means
this is your lucky day.

What are the odds?

One's longish,
the other's shortish.

I feel you threw your money
to the bottom of the harbor.

It's not my money. Come on.
Come and have a look.

Guys.

That's ours there, that one.
There, with the big P.

- [Dani] Oh, right.
- [Billy] Going good.

Really? It looks like
we're dead last.

Yep, we are,
and that's the beauty of it.

See, last to the first mark -
that was the first bet.

- Shortish odds.
- [Dani] What was the long odds?

First place overall.
I like extremes.

Even though the center
usually holds,

despite what the poet says.

That's Yeats.

Very good.

Yes, I remember
sixth form English too.

It's a repeated pattern.

Pretty much the same thing.
Now Propinquity, we've got-

- [thunder rumbling]
- [Billy] Oh!

- Weather's on the turn.
- ...and here he is again.

? upbeat folk music

[both laugh]

[Billy] There she goes.
Come on, Propinquity!

? Your soft mouth
was made for me... ?

[Dani] Ooh, wow! Oh!
Let's get inside.

[announcer]
And here comes the squall. Wow!

Now, this wasn't expected
till six o'clock.

Boy, this will really
muck them around.

[spectators exclaim]

[announcer continues
indistinctly]

[Billy] Chaos out there.

[spectators exclaim]

- Okay, I gotta get back.
- Righto.

This is beyond boat handling.
It's all about luck.

Can you keep the bow up?
Can you stay upright?

[spectators exclaim]

[announcer] There you go!
I never thought I'd-

- Yes!
- [announcer continues]

[Billy] Come on, Propinquity!

...happened in the sailing
careers of this crew.

Propinquity have just come...

They shortened the race
'cause of the squall.

Our boat did a Bradbury.
Came in first. Whoo!

- [Dani] What, we won?
- Bit of help from the gods.

- There.
- Do you want your winnings?

Uh... [stammers]
Can you collect for me? Go.

- Yep. Yes, Chef.
- [laughs]

[Dani] Here's to...

...Propinquity.

- [Billy exhales]
- [Dani chuckles]

And here's from Propinquity.

Kidding me. How much is that?

Five grand exact.

[chortles] That's insane.

Yeah, but it's not the word
the bookie used.

- Congratulations.
- What do you mean?

- It's all yours.
- No, it's not. No, it's not.

It's not. It's... It's...
Don't be silly. It's your bet.

- [both sigh]
- [Dani chuckles]

Propinquity, huh?

I told you it was a sign.

[Dani chuckles]

Do you know what it means?

Of course.

Use it in a sentence.

"She carried the plates
with propinquity,

quickly but with purpose."

[Dani chuckles]

It means
"attraction through proximity".

I Googled it.

- Well, I was close.
- [Dani chuckles]

I'm a, um...

What's the word
when you educate yourself?

"Autodidact"?

- That's me.
- Right.

Haven't done
a very good job, have I?

[Dani laughs]

That's what comes from

going straight from school
to Channel 7.

Doing what?

Camera department.
I learned on the job.

Cameraman.
Got to travel the world.

Um, quite a bit in Europe.

Long stint in Athens.

I spent a week wandering
around the Acropolis

waiting for Tony Mokbel's
extradition.

Crash course in Greek mythology
right there. Fascinating.

So, not just a pretty face.

No, no. Hidden depths.
That's me.

[Dani chuckles]

What about you?

You know, we better get off here

before the security
get a bit narky.

Don't forget your winnings.

Oh, look, can we
at least agree to split it?

No, I've got a better idea.

- [Dani] Uh...
- Right?

[Dani groans]

You really couldn't get an Uber?

Five grand to give me a lift
home and you're complaining.

Ridiculous. [chuckles]

How do you know
I don't live up in Brisbane?

[Dani laughs]

? whimsical jazz music

[car engine starts]

And then the primordial gods
of Night and Darkness

gave birth to Hypnos,
the God of Sleep,

and Thanatos, his twin brother,
the God of Death.

That must have been
a cheerful household.

Who'd wanna be the God of Death?

I don't know. Had its fun bits.
You got to be a psychopomp.

- [Billy laughs]
- A what?

Psychopompos.

It means a guide who escorted
the souls of the dead

to the underworld.

"Right this way, madam!"

Are you always this crazy?

"If you're not crazy, there's
something wrong with you."

- Now, that's not Yeats.
- No, it's not Yeats.

It's better. It's Willie Nelson.

[Billy chuckles]

Oh, uh, so... left here.

- Okay.
- [turn signal clicks]

Now, Rose might freak out
if I'm driven home

by a beautiful woman
without any explanation, so...

Oh, I should get home.

Just come and say hello.

Please?

I'm sorry, love. Forgot my keys.

This is Dani. Dani, Rose.

Dani was good enough
to give me a lift home.

Sorry. I'm busting for a leak.

All right. Close the door!

Come in.
Are you out of your way?

[Billy] She'd never
told me where she lives.

- A bit.
- Okay. Come on in.

Now, um, I've got the kettle
on. Do you want a cup of tea?

- Or something stronger?
- [Billy] It's not Grange.

- But Rose likes it.
- Hey! It's five stars from ALDI.

Please, just sit down.
Sit down over there.

- Thank you.
- So, Dani, are you into sailing?

God, no! I just got the contract

to do the food on the ferry
on race days.

It's a huge improvement.

You should taste her burgers,
Rose. They're incredible.

Just a patty on a milk bun
with some good aioli and salad.

It's not so easy to do a good
burger. Many have failed.

The boozy, late-night fast-food
expert over there.

So is that your thing -
catering?

These days.

- Should we...
- Oh, no, he's all right.

- Going, going and gone.
- [laughs]

They're so sweet
when they're asleep.

- Billy said he works in TV.
- [Rose] Past tense.

He was a news guy, a shooter.

I mean, he's supposed
to be retired

but thank God he still
gets the odd freelance gig,

or I'd be locked up
for murder by now.

- Are you married?
- No.

How long have you two
been together?

Coming up 40 years.

- Wow!
- [Billy snores]

- Wow. That's something.
- We have our moments.

[Dani] I don't know
how you do it.

I can't sleep with someone
breathing next to me.

- [Billy snores]
- Yes! There is that.

- [laughs]
- So you're not even looking?

Absolutely not.

- Oh.
- Have you seen what's out there?

All the good men are taken.

What's left are bald,
eight months pregnant,

have hair growing
in the wrong places.

- Here we are.
- No, no, I'm driving.

Is it awful? I'm not that fussy.

No, it's not awful. It's got
some interesting high notes.

- Would cheese help?
- Cheese always helps.

- Even if it's cheddar Singles?
- Are you kidding? I love them.

- Have you got any Jatz?
- I've got the ALDI equivalent.

- [both cackle]
- [Rose] So, so hang on.

Stark naked on the balcony in
the middle of a London winter.

[laughs] What did he expect
you to do about it?

But I mean, exactly, right?
I mean...

I'm on the phone
10,000 miles away.

[Dani cackles]
So what did he do?

Eventually they realized
they'd gone too far

and they let him back in.
[laughs]

I tell you, that man'll be
the death of me.

Oh, he's hilarious. [sighs]

- I don't suppose he's for rent.
- You can have him for free.

No, seriously.

I don't suppose I can rent him?

Just for a night.

Not a whole night.
Just for a few hours, really.

What?

I've got this, um...

I've got this event, this...

...fancy black-tie thing.

I so don't wanna go,

but I've been telling myself
I should get out, network.

I know I sound pathetic.
And it's a long story.

But the thought of walking
in there alone just...

You want Billy as your plus one?

Is that crazy?

Listen.

Billy put my tip on the longest
shot in the race

and it came in and he won this.

- How much is that?
- It's 5,000.

Five grand? Are you serious?

I'm deadly serious.

I mean, it's not mine, anyway,
really. It's Billy's.

To be clear,

you're not talking sex?

Oh, God, no.

- No. [laughs]
- [Rose chuckles]

I just... need a handbag.

Well, we're not taking
your money.

Yes, you are. I insist.

Like I said, it's not mine,
it's really Billy's.

? gentle music

[vehicle engine starts]

? Leaves were falling ?

? Just like embers ?

? Colors red and gold ?

? They set us on fire... ?

- [Billy] I love you.
- Oh.

? Burning just like a moonbeam ?

? In our eyes ?

? Somebody said they saw me ?

? Swinging the world
by the tail ?

? Bouncing over a white cloud ?

? Killing the blues... ?

- Ohh!
- I got my good watch.

And I broke out
a new pair of undies.

Oh! [laughs]
I always said you scrub up.

- Oh.
- [coughs weakly]

- I'm coming down with something.
- Oh, God, you'll be fine.

I can't believe you sold me.

- I didn't. You're a rental.
- Mm.

A piece of meat on a slab.

If it was the other way around
and I sublet you,

I'd be crucified.

Okay, fine, stay for book club.

I'm sure the girls would, oh,

love to hear your views on
contemporary literary fiction.

- Ha!
- You're gonna have fun.

- Yeah?
- [knock at door]

Hey, is it weird that I feel
like I'm sending you off

to a Year 12 formal?

- Yes.
- [both laugh]

Bloody hell.

- Too much?
- You look gorgeous.

Come on in. Come on in.

- Thank you for this.
- Hey, you paid for it.

[Billy and Rose chuckle]

Oh, I should get a photo
of you guys.

Um... hang on.

Here it is. Right.

You both look so beautiful.

- Don't mind me. Ready?
- Um... formal?

[Rose] Yeah! Beautiful.

And now me in it. Why not!

Uh, Cheddar Singles.
Cheddar Singles.

- There we go.
- [women chuckle]

Let's, um...

Yeah, okay, well, you better go,
you don't wanna be late, so...

- Bye, love.
- Bye.

Hey, listen, can you bring me
back a doggy bag?

No, get me some of
those fancy choccies.

The ones with the gold leaf
if they have them.

- [Billy] You'll be lucky.
- [Rose chuckles] Bye.

[softly] Thank you.

- [sighs]
- [phone line rings]

[Billy] Hi, you've reached
Billy Brennan.

Please leave a message.

[pants] Where is he?

- They're working on him.
- What happened?

They're saying
it's a heart attack.

Oh, God. I wanna see him.
Who do I talk to?

They said to wait here.

Mum? What's happened?
Is he okay?

They think
he's had a heart attack.

- Oh, my God.
- He's in with the doctors now.

It's gonna be all right.

- It's okay.
- Mrs. Brennan?

Yeah, no, well,
I'm Mrs. Brennan.

And this is my daughter.
This is Emma. So how is he?

Mr. Brennan had an ST-elevation
myocardial infarction.

A sudden and severe
heart attack.

He received treatment on arrival

but... I'm so sorry.

He couldn't be revived.

[Emma sobs]

What are you...

He's dead? He's...

I really am sorry.

[Emma sobs]

- I wanna see him.
- Yes, of course.

Follow me.

[keypad beeps]

[exhales shakily]

[gasps]

[sobs] No.

? sorrowful music

It's all right.

[softly] It's okay.
It's all right.

?

[faint birdsong]

[birdsong]

[door opens]

[Dani] I was just leaving this.

It's a few nights' meals.

I'm sure you don't feel
like cooking.

That's kind. Thank you.

Why don't you come in?

[Rose sighs]

I chose a coffin this morning.

All I could hear
was Billy saying,

"Get the cheapest one, Rose,
it's only gonna be burned."

But I couldn't.

It felt too, um...

...stingy.

Will there be a funeral?

Uh, a memorial next week.

Or is it a wake? I don't know
what to call it. Death party?

Let me cater it.

What?

I'd like to.

What happened again?

I know you've told me but I...

It was after the event.

He just went down.

I called an ambulance,
then I called you.

I thought it was Billy calling
to say he'd be home soon.

I got his phone and I held it
to his face to unlock it.

- No.
- For the catering.

- No. I don't...
- Just take it.

Just take your fucking money.

? upbeat rock music plays

- Really sorry.
- [Rose] Thank you.

[Rose] Thank you so much
for coming.

[Rose sighs]

Hey.

Yeah, it's a good turnout.

Well, no one ever said
no to Billy. Hi.

You okay? How you traveling?

Yeah, you know?

Well, put me to work. They
taking around the food yet?

- I don't know.
- I'll speak to the caterers.

Luke, get Rose a drink,
for God's sake.

- Bubbles?
- Does it come in a drip?

Bummer, Rose.

- Two champagnes coming up.
- Hey.

- You okay?
- No.

- What do you even say?
- You just, um...

- Hi, Rose.
- Hey.

You put on a brave face
and thank people for coming.

I'm not as good at that
as you are.

[Rose] Where's Laura?

She couldn't get off work.

What? Jesus.

- When are we having speeches?
- We're not.

- G'day, Rose.
- Hi. Thank you.

We'll be here all day
if we let this lot speak.

- Here we go.
- Thank you.

Okay, but...
Look, only up another five.

He's a mate, but
I don't like him that much.

Well, find another
has-been player.

It's a bloody sports show,
not Downton Abbey.

And don't call me back.

I'm at my best friend's
memorial.

- [phone beeps]
- Hey, you right?

- Yeah.
- All right, what's our signal?

- For what?
- Time to go?

Oh, I don't know.
When I can't stand up.

These are me old footy mates.

Well, I will be standing by
to pull you off the floor.

- [chuckles] Love you.
- I know.

My God, finally.
Where have you guys been?

- [kisses]
- Come here.

- How are you holding up?
- [Emma] I'm not.

I'm a mess. I don't know
how Mum's doing it.

I haven't even seen her cry yet.

Hey.

[mouths words]

Christ, it's you.

No, it's just me.

- I thought you were dead.
- Same.

Are you still a PE teacher?

Yeah. Just got more letters
these days.

- Oh?
- P-D-H.

Ooh, what's that?
A PhD for jocks?

[feigns laughter]

Three more years and I'm out.

What about you? You still a gay?

Mm.

He's cute. Uh, not my type.

What about you? Still rooting
anything that moves?

Well, you know, if you can't
score at a funeral...

There'll be plenty more
from here on.

- Yep. Smorgasbord.
- Mm, hit up.

- Whoa, is that Lukey?
- The one and only.

He's shrunk.

[exclaims] Fuck, ya...

[all chuckle]

- Hey!
- [Luke] Hi!

Mind your beer, mind your beer,
mind your beer. Oi!

- Fuckin' hell.
- You used to be bigger.

- Go easy, mate.
- Hey, man.

Gosh, you used to be slimmer.

He was at a work thing and
they called me straightaway.

And...

...got to the hospital
just in time.

- [woman] Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Yeah, if you'll excuse me.

- Yeah, sure.
- Thanks.

? sorrowful music

[sighs] Oh!

[breathes shakily]

?

[Rex] Well...

- Hey!
- [Luke] Mm-hm.

- [Rex chuckles]
- Oh, here's trouble.

- Sarah! Ohh!
- [Sarah chuckles]

How do you look
exactly the same?

- Beer goggles.
- [Rex] Hmm.

- Manny!
- Wow!

- Hi, babe.
- Oh, God.

"Babe"? Who are you,
Warren Beatty?

- I wish. I wish.
- [Luke] Isn't he dead?

I read that the other day
at the urologist.

- What? No, that's the other guy.
- Huh? Which other guy?

What's-his-name. He was
in one of the Godfathers.

That narrows it down.
Robert De Niro?

- No.
- [Rex] Marlon Brando.

No, no, no.
God, he was a brilliant actor.

I can see him in that movie
with the soundtrack.

Oh, Harry Dean Stanton.
Paris, Texas.

Yes, yes. Thank you.
Harry Dean Stanton.

- Harry. Hey.
- What about him?

- He's dead.
- Oh.

- [chuckles]
- Ooh.

[Adele] Did you see,
Sarah Turner's here.

God. I haven't seen her forever.

I'm glad she came.

Hey, Em tells me that you put
a kibosh on the speeches.

- Oh, why does she...
- You have to have speeches.

Or not even speeches.

It's just a chance
for everyone, anyone, to...

...say goodbye to Billy.

Half of them fought with him
most of the time.

They're here, aren't they?
I'll get you a drink.

[breathes sharply]

Excuse me. Excuse me, everyone.

Excuse me. Thank you.

[Rose] Yep, yep, yep, yep.

- Yep, thanks, Adele.
- [microphone feedback]

Um...

[chuckles sadly]

Um, I just want to welcome
you all here today.

Thank... thanks for coming. Um...

Um, well, I reckon Billy
would be so chuffed

to see you all here.

Um, I'm not gonna make
a speech or anything, so...

Um, sorry. Rex, can you...

[guests murmur]

- I don't wanna make a speech.
- It's all right.

Thanks for coming, everyone.

I know Billy's
looking down on us...

- Looking up!
- [guests laugh]

...thinking,
"These guys will turn up

to anything for free booze."

- [guests laugh]
- [Rex] But here we are.

Brought together by this bloke

who despite the odd differences,
we all loved and admired.

As a teammate, in the old days,

he was selfless and...

...a shit center
but an okay winger.

[guests laugh]

And I think I can speak
for Rose and Em,

a pretty good husband and dad.

Who always put his family first.

[Gary] Well, that's
a load of horseshit!

[woman] Oh, my God!

He... he was a prick.

[Rose scoffs]

- No, mate. No! No, no.
- [microphone feedback]

Uh, for those of you
that don't know,

I'm his little brother

and the last person
that he gave a shit about.

Not today, mate. Not today.

- Yeah.
- Hey!

If not now, then when, Rex, hey?

Sorry, mate.

Sorry, this is happening.

When... when we were kids,

Billy used to play
this game with me.

We called it knives.

Where you get a kitchen knife

and you throw it
at someone's fingers...

Why didn't you take it off him?

What did you want?
Chase him around the room.

...folks died,
who got the money?

Hmm, I wonder.

Feeding me pocket money
every month

like I was still a little kid.

That's the real Billy.

Always controlling me.

Hey, mate. Do you remember me?

Sarah.

Oh, yeah, always could pull
the chicks, my brother.

I reckon you've had your go.
Can I say a few words?

Hey? [chuckles]

- Oh, fuck the lot of you!
- [guests exclaim]

Hello, everyone.
I'm Sarah Bancroft.

Well, I used to be Sarah Turner.

- And we go way back, don't we?
- Yeah.

Back in the day,
this guy was a little shit.

Of course we didn't know then

he'd grow up to be
the lead singer of Spacemen!

Four weeks in top 10,
three times on Countdown.

[Sarah] That is all true.

Anyway, uh, you know,
Billy and I

had this thing
when we were teenagers

and everywhere we went, his
little brother would follow.

Billy and I are trying
to sneak off down to the dunes

and have a little... little...

- [guests laugh]
- Oh. Whoops.

Anyway, this guy,
he was always there

having his two cents worth,
even back then.

Yeah, well,
there's been inflation.

[Sarah laughs]

But what I do know is,
if Billy was here now,

what he'd say was,

"Enough of this fucking
speechafying.

Let's all get shit-faced."

- [guests cheer]
- [woman] Thanks, Billy.

You heard the lady.

Love you, Billy.

- [woman] Love you, Billy.
- Bottoms up!

[all] To Billy!

Hi. Billy would have approved.

[rock music plays]

I just thought he was gonna
live forever.

Yeah, so did he.
God, I'm so glad you came.

You were the love of his life.

He was mine.

Oh, darling, are you okay?

- Oh.
- What can I do?

Every time I try to get
to the bar to have a drink,

someone steps in front
and asks how I am.

Do you wanna know how I am?

- I'm thirsty!
- I can do something about that.

Here we come!

[both sing] ? Am I ever gonna
see your face again? ?

? No way, get fucked,
fuck off! ?

- [birds chirp]
- [wind whistles softly]

You look like a man standing
on the edge of a cliff.

[guests chatter]

I think we all go along
through life being busy.

But clueless, you know?
No fucking idea.

Then one day, all of a sudden,
we're old.

There's the exit gate
looming up ahead of us.

Wow. That's uplifting.
Thanks, Shakespeare.

I'm just saying, maybe we need
some kind of credo for life.

For living.

Credo? Yeah, I got one of those.
Don't fucking die.

I'm sure Billy
wasn't planning on it.

- Are you remembering to eat?
- Oh.

[rock music plays]

Thank you.

Isn't that the woman
who was at the hospital?

- [Rose] Oh, yeah.
- Why was she there?

She was at your dad's
work function. She's a caterer.

Was Dad having an affair?

What? No?

So why was she at the hospital?

Look- Look. [sighs]

She was the one that found him

and she was the one
that called the ambulance.

- I'm just saying it's weird.
- Can we just...

Can we just leave it,
just get through this?

All right. Sorry.

Hey, I don't think
Laura's coming.

I mean, show up for your
partner's dad's wake, right?

- It's not much to ask.
- Jesus, Adele.

- Could you just stop?
- What?

- Okay, just stop.
- I...

Yeah, but it's not about
real people, is it?

Mate, that's the actual
definition of "reality TV".

Yeah, but it's not real.
Yeah, it's like today.

None of this lot here knew
what Billy was really like,

except for you and me.

One face for the world,
another one for the family.

You know what?

Billy looked out for you,
you know?

And he took all your crap,
but I'm done.

You can have your money.
How's that?

- You mean it?
- Yep.

I'll sign it over first thing.

Oi! Drinks on me!

[Rex] Mate,
that's not a great idea

till the estate's settled.

Let him have his fun.
Tab's already paid.

- Thirsty?
- Oh, I shouldn't.

Apparently
I'm the designated driver.

[Dylan] Hmm.

Oh, how old are you guys there?

[Adele] Like, 25.

- Rose, younger.
- Mm. Babies.

Hey. Are you in?

- Oh.
- Mm-mm-hmm. Mm-hm.

[Rex] Left. Go left.

[Luke] Oooh! I got it, I got it.

[Rex] Go.

Old times, hey?

Here we go. [chuckles]

[snorts]

- That was her, mate.
- Matilda's four.

Ben, he's two.

[guffaws] Spitting image
of your grandma.

- Their father's Korean.
- Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, go.

- Is that yours?
- Yeah, that's my grandchild.

- Willow.
- Oh, my God. Look.

- Let's have a look.
- I know.

- She's gorgeous.
- I know. Willow. Love her.

- She's awesome.
- Didn't know you had kids.

No, me either. You know,
but I was an AWOL father.

So, you know, she had a kid

and I'm really trying to be
a decent grandfather.

You spend a lot of time
with her, Willow, yeah?

Her mum is a shift worker,
so I come in handy.

She's really just brilliant.

Here I was thinking
you were an old root rat.

Old? Uh? What?

Anyway, sorry to hear
about, uh, Steve.

- Yeah, Mike. No.
- Oh, fuck me.

But thank you, thank you.

Uh, so, uh, single now, eh?

- [Manny chuckles]
- For now.

Whoo.

So I've got half a chance, huh?

I am looking for a nice, stable,
moderately wealthy fella

who's just gonna
see me out in style.

- Yeah.
- So, obviously not here.

- But we all were.
- Well, yeah.

- Beautiful.
- But you were the most.

- Ohh!
- Apart from Dob Morgan.

- Oh, fucking spunk.
- Even with that broken nose.

Specially.

- I blew him.
- No?

[chuckles] More than once.

But he played for Newtown.

Fellas. Oh, how you going?

[woman] If there's
anything you need.

Yes. Thank you. Yes, no,
of course, I'll be in touch.

Look at you.

Your nice job and your nice
kids and your nice house.

- That's a nice life.
- Tick, tick, tick.

Let me guess, you've got...

...a ride-on mower.

You got European appliances.

You got this huge
flat-screen television.

Oh, and hang on. Um...

Smelly candles
in all the bathrooms.

Can't move for scented candles
and throw cushions.

No problem.
I am just stating facts.

No, you have been on at me
ever since I got here.

Okay, well, do you wanna
know what your problem is?

Got a sneaking suspicion
you're gonna tell me.

You didn't root enough chicks
when you were young.

There, boom. Said it.
Someone had to say it.

- That's why.
- Didn't I just?

- No.
- Hmm?

- I fucked your girlfriend.
- What?

Yeah!

I fucked Suzie Warren
when you two were an item.

And she said that I was
the best she'd ever had.

MANNY: She did not!

God's truth, mate. Hmm! Not bad
going for a woolly woofter, eh?

? rollicking music

[Manny] Fuck, yeah.
You're a fucking dickhead.

[Manny and Rex argue
indistinctly]

[guests exclaim]

- Get off the floor, Rex.
- Do something.

Pathetic.

Rex, get up!

?

[men argue]

Stop.

You are just...
[continues indistinctly]

- [woman] Stop!
- [guests exclaim]

Thank you.
Good to see you again.

- Uh, good send-off, Rosie.
- Yeah.

- I'm sorry about the biffo.
- It's all right.

Billy would have joined in
if he was here.

- Too right.
- [Rose] Hey?

[Rex chuckles]

I'm sorry.
I'm really gonna miss him.

Oh, he liked you.
And you're good for Rex.

- Damn right. Come on.
- Come on, handsome.

[Rose] See you.

- Hey. I'll call you.
- All right, darling.

Rose.

Oh, Rose.

- All right. I'm driving.
- Love you.

[Rose] See ya.

I love Rose but why did she have
to hold a wake on a Thursday?

I'll be up all night
catching up on these emails.

[tuts] Shit.

[chuckles] Not that
you'll get any sleep.

Coke at your best friend's wake?

How old do you think you are?

[car door beeps]

- What?
- Nothing.

[Manny] Oh, Jesus.

- You all right?
- Yeah, yeah.

I'll live. Do you wanna
share a ride home?

You wanna share an Uber?

I am home.

- You live in there?
- Yeah.

Oh. Can I have a sticky?

Sure.

All my clothes -
a bit overflowing - in those.

And then there's...
Got a little, um, wooden thing

that slides out and that just
becomes, like, a kitchen thing.

Oh.

Oh, shit. Sorry.

Was I meant to ask?

- I never know these days.
- Uh, yeah, well, wouldn't hurt.

Oh.

[chuckles]

- Whoa. Youch!
- Ooh, I'm sorry.

You've just really
gotta watch those.

That's good. Don't worry,
don't worry, don't worry.

[Manny groans]

- [Sarah] Swap?
- [Manny] Yeah.

- [Sarah] You right?
- [Manny] Yeah.

- Oh.
- Is that better?

Much better. Much better.

[laughs]

Yeah.

Look, look. I've just... Uh...

I haven't done this
for a long time.

Right, okay. Time to break
the drought, eh?

- Open those floodgates?
- Yeah, yeah, stop talking.

- Have you come prepared?
- Oh, yeah.

You never know when
you're gonna get lucky.

[Manny chuckles]

Some things never change,
do they? [chuckles]

[Sarah] I think it's in here.

Ooh, there you are.

Haven't got my glasses.
Can you read that use-by date?

[clears throat] 2018.
That can't be right!

Yeah, I told you.

Anyway, you won't need that
with me, babe.

Oh, right, you can part
the Red Sea too, can you?

[Manny] Part all of the seas.

I think it'll be fine. I mean,
what can go off in lube?

[Sarah] Yeah. Nothing. [laughs]

? wistful music

[sighs]

[device beeps]

[footsteps approach]

- [Dani] Are you okay?
- Oh.

Oh, thank God that's over.
[chuckles]

Um, do we need to pack
everything up?

Stella and I have got it.

You go.

Everyone said the food was good.

I'm glad.

- Well, I'll...
- Dani...

Thank you.

[Adele] Emma looked terrible.

And she was alone.

She made all the excuses
for Laura.

But I'm sorry,
you show up for a wake.

It's your partner's father.

I can't do this.

It was ghastly, wasn't it?

Well, hopefully, we won't be
doing that again anytime soon.

Fingers crossed.
We're all healthy.

No. This.

Well, what?
What are you talking about?

- I wanna break up.
- [scoffs]

You're drunk and high.

No. Yes, I am.

But...

But I mean it.

[engine stops]

What? What do you mean exactly?

I can't do this anymore, Adele.

Us.

What, you can't do us?

I'm sorry.

You're sorry?

Are you, Luke?

Fuck you. Get out.

- Adele-
- [yells] Get out!

Hey, have you got any more
of those pastry things

with the, um,
the anchovies in them?

Sorry, all packed up.

Maybe you should do the same.

All we ever did was fight
like cats and dogs.

Chalk and cheese.

Yeah. Yeah, no,
if chalk hated cheese's guts.

Did... did you know him?

No. No. No, I didn't.

Anyway, I-I-I killed him.

Yeah, put him through shit
our whole lives

and I fucking killed him.

My own brother.

I'm sure that's not true.

I'm sure he loved you.

You fucking... You don't know
that. How would you know that?

You're right, I don't

but I know that
families can be tricky.

- Do I know you from somewhere?
- No, I don't think so.

Yeah. Where do I know you from?

Oh, well, you've probably got me
confused with someone else.

Goodnight, Gary.

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