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Yeah,
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well, I know you mentioned you needed
Marley and myself help Marley
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You know, everything that she had. I
know.
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That's why I'm only here.
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Okay. Well, I appreciate you coming
early.
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Well, yeah.
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Thank you so much.
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You're the ultimate team player. You
know that.
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I just, if this room just, we could kind
of like maybe just turn this couch.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You know, people sit there. Yeah, yeah,
yeah.
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Of course.
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Anything for the family.
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Anything for the family.
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Trying to keep everyone in the car.
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Is that good?
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Maybe just back.
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Back a little bit?
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No, but that's good. Like there? Yeah.
All right.
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Yeah, I mean, I got those folding chairs
in the car.
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No, we don't use them here. No?
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No, this is not like college.
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Oh, don't even start.
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Don't even start there. Yeah, no more
beer pong.
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Well, for me, at least. I don't know
what you're doing these days, but my
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beer pong games are over.
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When did we see each other last? In
college?
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Well, when we were like that, if you
know what I mean.
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But now I'm married to your daughter,
Mrs. Brooke.
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Oh, well, Mrs.
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Brooke. What?
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Don't call me that.
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Well, I'm married to your daughter. I'm
divorced.
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Actually separated.
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Not technically divorced.
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Really? I didn't know this. You know, it
happens, but... She never... Happily
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separated. Marley never told me this.
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Well... And you haven't. No, I... I
don't talk about you. All right. Please
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don't. She doesn't really talk about
you. Please don't.
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I would totally freak her out. No. And
you know it would. Yeah, you know it
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would.
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I do.
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I kind of miss those days.
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And I won't lie, I do kind of miss
those.
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What? Excuse me? Those.
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Those what?
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Come on.
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I miss certain... See? Yeah.
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Don't tell me.
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Are you drunk?
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No, not yet.
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Oh, boy. I should go get those folding
chairs. I think I should go get the
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folding chairs.
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And the card table.
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Yeah.
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Gosh, we did have some great times in
college. Yeah.
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It's all right.
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Yeah. I'm kind of from the things.
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What? Ah, it just got me thinking. I'm
sorry.
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No, me too.
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Me too.
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What were you thinking?
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No. You couldn't even pause. I wish it
would have worked out, you know?
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Well, oh.
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So what?
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I don't know.
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For all time?
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Don't.
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Marley's not going to be here for a
while.
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And if she does, my phone will ring.
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Why?
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Because I want to have a good time.
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I won't say anything if you don't.
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You feel wrong.
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I know.
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I always.
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Kept thinking about your cock even when
we broke up.
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It was so long ago. And I still kind of,
still to this day,
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even masturbate to your cock
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thinking the way that you fuck me.
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Yeah? Uh-huh.
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And... Yeah?
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Thank you.
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Even when I was fucking my ex-husband, I
would just think about you.
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What are
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you
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going to do with that?
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You. I'm not saying anything. I won't. I
mean it.
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I won't say anything.
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My daughter.
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Okay.
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Oh, man.
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It's been so long. Do you know the taste
of my pussy?
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Look.
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My favorite cock.
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You missed that mouth on your car.
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Oh my gosh.
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I'll do whatever you
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Can you rub it on my clit?
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Rub that cock on my clit.
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Yeah, rub it on my clit.
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Just like that.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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Come on, put it.
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Right now
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Holy shit. Did you fucking miss it? God.
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Yeah.
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Oh my gosh.
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Holy shit.
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Oh my gosh.
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Poor dude.
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God,
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fuck. Why did I have to fucking leave?
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You can't handle me.
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You can't handle me, remember?
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Oh, you were always hard to handle.
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Uh.
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Yes.
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God damn.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my
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God.
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Magic pussy, huh?
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Better with age. You have magic pussy?
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I do.
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Oh!
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Oh my gosh.
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Yeah. Never met that.
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Oh!
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Oh, there we go, there we go. Yes. Oh.
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Yes.
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Yes. Oh.
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Fuck.
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God damn. Fuck me. Fuck me.
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Oh, sure.
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Holy shit.
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Oh my gosh.
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Wow.
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You are something.
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I
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know.
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I'm going to tease you some more.
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You know what we've never, ever, ever
done before?
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Oh, it's not everything.
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No, we haven't. Yeah, sure.
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No, not everything.
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Okay, yeah, okay.
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I don't know what you're talking about,
but I like it.
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You've never seen my ass. Oh, my God.
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You're kidding right?
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I'm part of the family now. That's not
how family works.
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I'm going to my room.
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Mom, you remember my room back when I
lived here when you cared about our...
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Babe, she told me not to stop.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Just forget it.
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Oh, God, yeah.
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It's unbelievable.
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You're my mom.
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I don't know what to say.
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Yeah, okay.
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Let's see. You're going to come for my
ass. That's what you fucking say.
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That's what you fucking say. Are you
trying to get me divorced?
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Yeah.
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Go to your room!
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And shut the fucking door!
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I'm your fucking mother!
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Oh, come on, Dean.
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I thought you were going to your room.
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No. What?
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I should hurt you.
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No, don't.
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Don't. Don't.
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Don't? No. You're fucking my mom. You're
ridiculous.
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Yeah,
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no. This is unbelievable. Should I stop?
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Mom, do you have anything to say?
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Mom, you're so much better than you was
before.
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Before? What the fuck are you talking
about before?
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You guys have fucked before?
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No, not like you think.
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What do you mean not like?
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Oh Really okay, so when I met you you
guys had recently been
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Yeah, I do
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where this really is at the time. Yeah,
no.
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You're never going to get these again.
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No?
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No, because he wants these.
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You can enjoy that, I guess.
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Seriously?
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You like older women now?
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I do. Or you always have, apparently.
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Well, we used to be together.
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Oh, well, I guess you are older. It kind
of fits, huh?
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Seriously?
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A new position?
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Yes. Oh, yeah.
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I'm sure.
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You only do one hucking position with me
and it's bullshit. Oh, don't even go
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there. You're a missionary.
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You remember that, don't you, Mom?
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I'm sure you do.
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Oh, gosh.
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Disgusting. What are you going to do,
Mom? Why are you still sitting here?
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I'm standing.
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Go upstairs to your room or get out of
my...
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Can I take my husband with me?
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No, he's apparently divorcing you. Oh,
he's divorcing me just like my dad is
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divorcing you.
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I'm divorcing your dad.
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Oh, no, I don't think that's how it
works. I think so.
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No, no.
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Oh, oh, he's going to let you ride it.
Oh, okay.
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That's right.
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Yeah, he doesn't let me do that.
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Okay. Well, all right.
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Yeah.
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Seriously? Oh, my gosh. Yeah.
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At least I'm keeping it in the family
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Yeah, you're going to fucking come for
me. Oh my gosh.
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I'm going to come.
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I'm going to come.
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I'm going to come.
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I'm going to come.
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I'm going to come. Yes.
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I'm going to fucking come for you.
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Right there.
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Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
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Oh my gosh.
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Ridiculous. Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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I see why you were okay with me marrying
him, just so you could steal him back
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from me.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Thanks.
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Can we talk about this afterwards?
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No, I don't know.
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Listen, you're really fucking ruining
it, okay? Yeah.
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Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Let me leave you to
your talking.
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Enjoy that.
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She's not going to be around as long as
I am.
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Okay, we get it.
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How did you put up with her?
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That's why she doesn't fucking live here
anymore.
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Oh my, if you put it that way.
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For you
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oh my god
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I think I'm going to be in a lot of
trouble.
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But it was worth it.
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No, you're not.
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I'm your mother.
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She does what I say.
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She always has and she always will.
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