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I don't know, sweetheart. I think your
platforms are just too tall. It's making
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your dress look too short.
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Mother, it's late.
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All the stores are closed. I don't have
time to get new shoes before the wedding
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tomorrow. What am I going to do?
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Take a breath.
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The first time I laid eyes on you, your
face was all scrunched up like it is
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right now.
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You were three years old when I adopted
you, and I told you then that I would
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always make sure everything was all
right.
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Is that what you need to hear right now?
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I can't even wear your shoes because
your feet are so much smaller than mine.
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I can make the dress longer, honey. I
can make the dress longer. Take it off.
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You don't have time to make the dress
longer. You have a million things to do
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before the wedding tomorrow.
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Have you got any better ideas?
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Yeah, call the wedding off. I don't want
to do it.
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Sweetheart, you got the pre-wedding
jitters. Everybody gets them.
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Did you?
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You bet I did. The day I married your
father, I walked down that aisle, took
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one look at him, and thought, am I out
of my mind to marry this man?
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I guess you were. You got divorced.
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Yeah, but I got you.
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Hello?
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Yes, Josh, she's here.
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Now, you can't speak with her because
it's bad luck for the groom to speak to
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the bride before the wedding.
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What are we doing? We're fixing her
dress.
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Her shoes make it look too short, so...
Anyway, have you gotten the flowers?
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I'm not supposed to be here.
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I don't care.
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This is terrible.
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I won't be marrying you tomorrow.
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Because you love him.
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No, I don't.
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You're just nervous. It'll be okay.
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Were you nervous before you got married?
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Yeah.
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All three times.
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Can we make love one more time?
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I can have you there under my dress.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You know, don't want to fuck the can
around.
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Yeah.
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You never did get to travel.
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No, no.
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Yeah.
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And then there's the big one. You never
got that car you wanted.
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Yeah.
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I mean, everything is going good. I
mean, the money is coming in and stuff
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like that.
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I gotta think about marriage, and kids,
and family, and... I don't know about
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these things.
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Someone else.
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And she's not that easy.
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And I'm not a dick.
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to your husband from Bangalore on your
wedding night.
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Fresh virginal pussy.
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My feet are so tight around that cock.
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Yes.
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Tight fat pussy.
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Grabbing onto that cock.
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That's a hot dog.
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Fuck my hot little pussy.
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Stick it in my box.
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Stick it in that hot little box.
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Fuck it.
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Fuck my pussy.
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Fuck that hot little pussy.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Right there.
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Oh, God.
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Oh,
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God. Yeah,
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come within my ass.
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Come within my ass.
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It's your life.
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I just won't show up at the wedding
tomorrow.
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Well, I think at least you should let
everybody else know so they don't show
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up either.
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Yeah.
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Hello, Mother.
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I have something to tell you.
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I'm thinking about calling off the
wedding tomorrow.
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Mother, I said I'm thinking about it.
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Will you calm down?
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Hello?
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That bitch calling?
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I'm sorry, Charlotte.
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I can't believe you let her get away
with that, Alvin. I'd like to wash her
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fucking mouth out with soap.
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Is that why you called?
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No, I think you should talk to Laura.
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She's ready to call off the whole
wedding, you know?
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Well, maybe if you talk to her and
change your mind about coming... then
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she might feel a little bit better about
things.
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You know my stand on that.
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I won't go without Tammy.
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You are not bringing that tramp to the
wedding.
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And if you were any kind of man at all,
you'd put your daughter ahead of your
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dick for a change.
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I'll give it my sincere consideration,
Charlotte.
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Goodbye.
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Fuck you, too.
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Right.
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What if I wore one of those big black
bells over my head?
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You know, I don't even think they know
who I was.
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No.
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No, it's Laura's day. I couldn't
disrespect her like that. I'd have to go
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alone.
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You go to that wedding alone.
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You can sleep alone.
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And your cock will never, ever go into
my little princess's again.
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Huh.
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I'd give you all night to reconsider
that.
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I want to go to the wedding, Alan.
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There were friends of mine once upon a
time, too.
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Thank you.
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Remember when we did this?
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Don't forget about it.
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You know, Josh, I don't think this is
working.
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I thought you were going to get it
hooked or something.
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What's up with bringing your
ex-girlfriend here?
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I'm not amused.
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You thought I was a hooker?
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Well, I thought you were a nobody at
least.
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Well, I thought you were a nobody too.
What are you doing?
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What's with the head games?
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Yeah, what's up?
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I gotta go to bed.
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Yeah, I bet you do.
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And you know what the worst part about
it is?
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Know what?
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That my daddy won't be able to walk me
down the aisle.
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I have to go down the aisle with my
mother.
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What's the matter? Is he sick?
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No.
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He won't go to the wedding without his
girlfriend.
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My mother don't want her there.
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Why can't he bring his girlfriend?
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Because she used to be my girlfriend.
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He stole her.
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I really liked her, too.
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He told you I was a hooker?
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He just said you were going to get
somebody.
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gonna be you.
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I didn't know it was gonna be you here.
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I guess I'm glad then. I mean, I like
you, but I don't like you.
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Well, I liked you until now, but... So
now you don't like me anymore?
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No, I don't.
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I thought you were cute.
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I never thought you were cute.
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Awkward way to meet.
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Yeah, well, I guess maybe he's not that
bad.
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Oh, he's gone.
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Then he'll stay gone. Yeah.
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Let's take some of this.
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This is much better.
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Don't stop me.
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Let me put my...
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Bet there's an Australian dick there.
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Maybe get really deep with him. It's
kind of small.
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Irving, you got it. Yeah.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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He's a bad month to shave.
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I'm going to do this. I'm going to do
this. Are you battling in Tokyo?
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Take it off. Take it off.
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You better flashback from childhood.
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He's the one getting married.
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Fuck it.
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Okay.
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You're done.
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You shouldn't have said anything.
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I'll be facing this way for a while.
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You'll end up giving him a holiday pat.
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Joey, what do you think?
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What's wrong with you, man?
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It's a party. It's a party for you.
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Just relax.
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It feels more like a funeral.
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My own.
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Look, you'll feel a whole lot better
once you get home.
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Why don't I bring her over here and get
things started, you know?
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Oh, yeah. That means yes. Good. Come
here, sweetie.
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Come on.
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Why did I bring you here?
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Doctor, that feels so bad.
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Come on, guys. Let's get Josh in the
room. Let's go play some pool, okay?
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Let's go.
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Guys, guys, guys, guys. You don't have
to go. Really.
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You
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know, I
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can't do this.
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What? Fuck me or get married?
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Neither.
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He didn't want me.
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Huh.
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Did what?
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Grrrr!
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There you go. Oh,
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yeah.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm really sorry.
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Okay, it wasn't the greatest move.
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I mean,
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what I mean to say is, you know, I was
just, you know.
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Well, I figured if it was going to, you
know, if I was going to do something
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like this, I just wanted to be with two
women who I really respected and who I
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really cared for.
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Who do you think?
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Oh, come on.
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Last drop.
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So Tammy and I were really close for a
while.
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And then she started dating my dad.
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I will never forgive her for taking him
away from us.
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And that's why I won't have her at my
wedding.
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you feel.
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At least you owe them that.
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01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,080
Why don't you talk to your fiancé?
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Tell her how you really feel.
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Maybe you're not ready for this yet.
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01:01:18,510 --> 01:01:20,530
It's not too late. You have the right to
back out.
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01:01:26,710 --> 01:01:27,710
Hello?
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01:01:29,230 --> 01:01:30,230
Where are you?
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01:01:31,130 --> 01:01:32,910
Your mother's worried sick about you.
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01:01:36,590 --> 01:01:38,550
Yeah, I want to talk with you too.
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01:01:40,790 --> 01:01:42,290
No, no, no. Everybody left.
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Tell you what, why don't you just come
on home?
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Okay. Bye-bye.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm
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-hmm.
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01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:45,920
Mm
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01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:55,120
-hmm.
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I didn't want to wait too long. Did you
miss me?
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Yeah.
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I can see your eyes from right above my
face.
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I'm teasing you again.
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I'm not much to you.
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Hmm.
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Thank you.
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Oh Oh
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Oh.
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01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:57,700
Oh, no. Call 911.
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01:15:59,080 --> 01:16:00,520
What? Call 911.
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01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:05,160
Tell them I'm having a heart attack.
What? What are you going to say?
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01:16:06,260 --> 01:16:08,800
Tell them I can't do this anymore.
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I'm scared.
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01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:21,820
I'm scared, too.
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It's okay. We all do.
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Besides, if you were perfect, then you'd
never change. And you'd be boring.
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I love you.
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I love you, too.
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Come on.
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We are gathered here today to bring this
couple together in holy matrimony.
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Who gives this woman to this man?
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We are gathered here today to join these
two people.
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