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I think it's funny that
we all sort of think
we're not gonna die.
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(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
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Hi. Uh...
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Hi.
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(STRAINING) Your father
gave this to me.
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He asked me
never to open it.
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(CAR DOOR OPENS)
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I guess you
take them out
of that vase
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and put them
in your own vase.
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I know what to do
with flowers.
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Yeah, stick them
in a vase.
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These flowers say
"In memoriam" on them.
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What's that?
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They say
"In memoriam"
on them?
15
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Are you
completely stupid?
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Completely?
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You better get going.
18
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The painting
I gave you
is upside down.
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Hey, buddy.
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(MEOWS)
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WOMAN: Okay, okay, okay.
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Okay, okay, okay, ok...
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(SIGHS)
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That was fast.
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If I had gotten the right
flowers the first time,
would that be me there?
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That's a good question,
that's a great question.
27
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You don't buy flowers
at a grocery store either,
you go to a florist.
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Is that true?
29
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Everybody knows that.
30
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Well, not everybody.
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Okay, well,
as you were.
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(SQUEAKING)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
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What are you doing?
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I had borrowed these.
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That's my mom.
38
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Please
thank her for me.
39
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Or I could
kick your ass.
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Either way.
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The woman I married
just stopped trying
after about a year.
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She went back to
the personality she had
before we were married.
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She reverted to
the personality she had
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before she decided
she ought to be married.
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Does that make sense?
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She... She stopped.
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She just
threw in the towel.
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What's with the ring?
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I re-upped.
50
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If you ever
get married again,
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don't tell
your wife anything.
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I mean,
you can say things,
but not honestly.
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If you tell 'em
your first girlfriend
was pretty,
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remember to add,
"Not even close
to where you are."
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Of if you're talking
about a smart girl,
"She was too smart.
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"Her intelligence was
some kind of mistake."
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"It was kind of
a joke on her."
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If you don't,
believe me,
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they'll hit you
over the head with it
every chance they get.
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(TOILET FLUSHING)
You want some advice?
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You mean
more advice?
62
00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:05,493
Just marry
the next girl you see.
Makes no difference.
63
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Is there anything else
we can help you with?
64
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Uh-uh. Why?
65
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You seem like
you might have
had a couple.
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No.
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I won't tell.
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You couldn't
find another seat?
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Just really wanted
to talk to someone.
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(SCOFFS)
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I just walked in
on my ex-wife in bed
with another man,
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so I think that,
you know...
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There's my problems,
and whatever
your problems are...
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Prison.
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Excuse me?
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Prison.
I'm going to prison.
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The last five years,
I wake up and...
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It's like something
fast-forwarded
beyond my control.
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I have no
short-term memory.
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Everything I say,
I have to say,
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"I know I told you
this already."
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I've gained weight.
83
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I have glasses,
I'm married.
84
00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:46,760
My wife has gotten
kind of fat.
85
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I don't mean that
in a mean way.
86
00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,563
That is mean.
True.
87
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If I said your wife
is kind of fat,
88
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it'd hard for it
not to sound mean.
89
00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:53,634
True,
and I would beat you.
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00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:54,668
Try it.
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00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:56,203
But it's like
there's nothing
I could do.
92
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I couldn't
prevent these things
from happening.
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I think if you'd
asked me about it
five years ago,
94
00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,276
I would have said,
"What are you
talking about?
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00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,345
"These things
aren't gonna happen.
Not to me."
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00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,147
I didn't know you
five years ago.
97
00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:10,250
I used to feel
so sorry for
forgetful people.
98
00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:11,351
And now?
99
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,653
Sympathetic.
100
00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,888
I think you mean
"empathetic."
101
00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,229
I suppose
you're right.
102
00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,372
We were here last week,
this place is great.
103
00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,675
Thank you.
May I start you guys
off with a cocktail?
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Whoa, I don't like
that, "You guys."
105
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,278
Please don't call us,
"You guys."
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00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,648
May I start you people
off with a cocktail?
Yeah.
107
00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:42,650
May I start you folks
off with a cocktail?
Mmm-hmm.
108
00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,051
May I start
the two of you off
with a cocktail?
109
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,753
See, yes, yeah,
all those
are preferable.
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All right.
111
00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,856
You guys
have mojitos?
112
00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,061
Hey, you wanna grab
that beer tonight?
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I actually have
a date tonight.
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Where did you
meet her?
Heaven.
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(SPOON CLINKS)
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00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:09,643
Um...
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00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,848
What about you?
The exes?
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00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:17,851
I never know
when to bring
the exes up.
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MAN: Why's she wearing
a yellow dress?
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00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:31,865
(WHISPERING)
Not her first rodeo.
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She's quite youthful.
Shut up!
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Why a yellow dress?
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00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,210
'Cause I've been
married before,
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and you only wear
white the first time.
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00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,313
Yeah, I know
the concept.
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I didn't know
you were married.
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00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:49,449
I told you.
When?
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00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,851
At Barry's barbeque.
129
00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,153
I thought you
were a vegetarian.
130
00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:55,288
Vegetarians
go to barbeques.
131
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,808
It didn't work out.
132
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:15,909
I'm sorry.
133
00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:18,045
Don't give it
another thought.
134
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,379
Waiter!
135
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,790
You, uh, wanna come in?
136
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,861
You brought me
to your house?
137
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,029
I live four miles
from here.
138
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,731
You wanna come in?
139
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:47,808
I meant to compliment you
earlier on your appearance
and your sense of humor.
140
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,843
Oh, thanks.
141
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,011
Thank you.
142
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,482
Who are these
pictures of?
143
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:58,085
Oh, that's...
That's nothing.
144
00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,454
Who is the woman
in the pictures?
145
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,090
MAX: Mmm,
it's my old wife.
146
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,024
Pardon me?
147
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,927
I mean, it's my ex-wife.
It's my ex-wife.
148
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,997
Will you take me
home please?
149
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:12,766
I would, but my car
is almost out of gas.
150
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:31,151
Uh, I'm not a mind reader,
but something tells me,
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00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,820
I'm not getting
an invite in.
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00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:33,921
(CAR DOOR SLAMS)
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00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,189
Kiss good night,
probably not either.
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00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,826
And second base, ha!
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MAN: Medium rare.
156
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,069
I like it medium rare.
You guys know how to
cook it medium rare?
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(YAWNS) I think so.
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Medium rare.
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00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:54,041
All right.
Do you want spinach?
We have cream spinach.
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00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:55,442
Does that come with it?
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00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,177
No, it's a la carte.
162
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:01,982
That means on its own.
163
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,818
I know what it means.
What comes with it?
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00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:07,087
The breadsticks.
165
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,221
What kind of
a place is this?
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00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,389
Am I supposed to
get up and dance
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00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:12,259
'cause you brought
me breadsticks?
168
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,861
You're serving
$44 steaks
169
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,863
and you can't find me
any vegetables?
170
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,564
Can you hold on a sec?
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00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:20,868
Look out, Derek.
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00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,912
Hey.
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00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:38,551
There's a customer out there
who's asked to speak with you
about the a la carte policy.
174
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:39,819
Me?
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00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,258
(SIGHS)
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00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,231
He left a note.
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00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,871
"Fuck you."
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00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:04,912
Hey, Max.
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00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,279
Hey, Lyla.
180
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,221
Basically, a list
of things to clean.
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00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,390
Ale...
What was it?
Ale...
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00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,425
MAN: Alejandro.
Jandro, Alejandro.
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00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,194
Where are you from?
Mexico.
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00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,996
Okay.
185
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:59,366
We had a Native American
bus boy who (CHUCKLES)
186
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,035
was nicknamed
Two Bites.
187
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:05,005
Because he'd bitten
a guy's balls off.
188
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,707
(LAUGHS)
189
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,409
In a bar fight.
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00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,579
Gracias.
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00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,387
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,122
Hey, Max.
193
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:23,723
Hey, Lyla.
194
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,225
Breadstick?
195
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,094
Uh, no, thanks.
196
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:31,531
Hey, how's your Spanish?
197
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,033
Not good.
198
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,075
Why did you wear
your uniform on a date?
199
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,544
Why did you wear
your uniform on...
200
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,081
Is this a date?
201
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,116
Yeah, it's a date.
202
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:51,484
(GIGGLES SOFTLY)
203
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:56,223
You see that guy over there
sitting by himself?
204
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,657
He's not doing anything.
205
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:02,162
He's minding
his own business.
That's cute.
206
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,231
He looks like
he might be bored
and also kind of boring,
207
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,398
like being bored
isn't enough,
208
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,367
he's gotta take it out
on the people
that he meets.
209
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,069
I don't know.
210
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,573
If that guy got married,
he'd become part of the
world's most boring couple.
211
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,708
(CHUCKLES)
He could be married.
212
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,377
He could be married
to a model.
213
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,745
Yeah, a hand model.
214
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,013
I was a hand model.
215
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:21,214
A catalogue model.
216
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I was a catalogue model.
217
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:23,683
What catalogue?
218
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:25,618
It was shoes?
219
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,321
How long have you worked
at the steak house?
220
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:29,456
Three years.
221
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,491
With raises
every six months?
Raisins?
222
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,027
Raises. Not raisins.
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
223
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:35,428
Yeah.
224
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,730
Have you ever had
a customer, after you
set down the hot plate,
225
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,800
and you told him,
"Hot plate,
don't touch the plate"?
226
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,135
Hmm?
227
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,140
You like
breadsticks, huh?
228
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,508
Oh, yeah.
229
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,177
I can't get
enough of them.
230
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,814
Is that your car?
231
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,149
Yeah.
232
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MAX: Do you take
the bus to work?
233
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,585
LYLA: Yeah.
234
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,153
How come you
never drive it?
235
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,621
I drive.
When?
236
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,190
Night.
237
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,158
Where?
Cul-de-sac?
238
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,459
Uh-huh.
239
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:07,727
I don't have
a driver's license.
240
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,961
My dad gave me the car.
241
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:11,298
He works at
the police department
in Eternal Affairs.
242
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,533
"Internal Affairs."
Internal Affairs.
243
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:14,834
I'm not even sure
how he got the car.
244
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,369
He doesn't
make much money.
245
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:17,837
Jesus.
Yeah.
246
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,306
Can you cook?
247
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,808
Yeah. If, um...
248
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,243
(SIGHS) No.
249
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,346
Can you cook?
250
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,616
I work in a restaurant.
251
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:32,819
Are you good in bed?
252
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,155
I get about eight hours.
253
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,290
Uh, yes, I meant,
are you...
254
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,260
open-minded?
255
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:43,330
Can you get things...
Can you wrap it up?
256
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,400
Can you finish
without a ton of help?
257
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:49,702
I can.
258
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,175
You ought to meet Dad.
259
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,776
Is that a pet?
260
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,178
No, my dad.
261
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,854
What do you think
about Lyla?
262
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,689
Lyla.
Which one is she?
263
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:10,723
Breadsticks.
264
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,228
You worked
alongside with her
for three years
265
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,763
and you don't
know her name?
266
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,231
Her dad's a cop, right?
267
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,667
Mmm-hmm.
Yeah. No, I don't know.
268
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,169
I don't like
the police very much.
269
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,237
I can take care
of myself, thank you.
270
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,306
It's not her fault
that her dad's a cop.
271
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,840
If you say so.
272
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,544
Let's just say,
hypothetically, that
I was gonna get married.
273
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,282
Would you be
the best man?
274
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:38,451
What's "hypothetical"?
Is that when you say
one thing and do another?
275
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,753
I think you're thinking
"hypocritical."
276
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:44,524
No. My mom had to take
the Hippocratic Oath
to become a psychiatrist.
277
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:48,228
That's when you promise
you'll treat someone
who's hurt.
278
00:18:56,636 --> 00:19:00,573
I couldn't help
but notice you're
unaccompanied today.
279
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:03,276
Can I get you
a glass of champagne?
280
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,311
I'm 16.
281
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:58,965
(BAND PLAYS)
282
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,601
All right! There we go.
We got it going now.
283
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,970
(CROWD APPLAUDING
AND CHEERING)
Whoo! All right!
284
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:07,340
We've got plenty
of clear space
up here, folks.
285
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:10,009
Congratulations.
Welcome back to hell.
286
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:14,314
Jesus. My wife, I could
tell you some stories,
horror stories.
287
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,248
Whore?
288
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:18,251
Horror. Hor-ror.
289
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:19,586
Have you met
Lyla's father?
290
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,288
I can't say
I have.
291
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,892
You know, the news
is in on cigarettes.
292
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,226
How's everybody doing?
293
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,895
Everybody feeling
good about it?
(CROWD APPLAUDS)
294
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,229
All right, cool.
295
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,732
Well, thanks
for inviting us
to your party.
296
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,835
Um, to your
marriage party.
(GLASS CLINKING)
297
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:50,850
Some of you probably know
that Max had one marriage
go south prematurely.
298
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:54,387
But this one looks like
it's all systems go.
299
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:57,357
'Course that other one
may well have looked
like that at the beginning.
300
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:04,263
So, here's to you.
To all of you!
301
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,502
(BAND PLAYING DOUBLE LIFE)
302
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,806
* It takes a fast car lady
303
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,610
* To lead a double life
304
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,448
* It takes a slow star honey
305
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:25,017
* If you want to get it right
306
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,755
* You take your
backseat rumble
307
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,590
* Take your front seat wife
308
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,725
* It takes a fast car lady
309
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,796
* To lead a double life
310
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:42,835
* It takes a nice touch honey
311
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,573
* If you wanna get it right
312
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,110
* It takes a good book maybe.
313
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:54,881
So, you think it's necessary
to have a weapon
at the wedding?
314
00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,353
* Lift me from
this wonder maze
315
00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:02,088
* Alienation is the craze
316
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:03,790
* Ahh
317
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:08,795
* And it's all gonna
happen to you *
318
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,697
Thank you very much
for coming in our hotel.
319
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,465
(WHISTLES)
Yes, sir. What?
320
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,967
I'll take the bags.
Yes, sir.
I'll do that, sir.
321
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,102
No, here. I'm good.
322
00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:18,671
Ma'am, can you
just little bit
move to your left?
323
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,239
Yes, sir. Mister!
324
00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:23,476
You got married. You don't pay
for this hotel to take care
of your luggage, sir.
325
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,011
This is my job, sir.
I'm sorry.
326
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:27,380
Excuse me. Oh, God!
327
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:28,415
Here.
Yes, sir.
328
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:31,083
Here you go.
Sir, sir, sir.
Excuse me. Yes.
329
00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,652
(SIGHS)
330
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,487
Here we are.
Yep.
331
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,123
I take it you've
had sex before.
332
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:38,491
Yes, I have
had some sex.
333
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:41,394
Okay, I have, too.
It's not my first time.
334
00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:42,595
I mean, I'm not
an expert either.
335
00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:44,063
Me neither.
336
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,165
All right, well,
let's give
this thing a shot,
337
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,801
and we'll see
who gives out first.
338
00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:51,638
(SIGHS)
339
00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:54,373
(SIGHS)
340
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:57,944
We should...
Okay.
341
00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:16,663
MAX: We still
have it pretty good,
right, Lyla?
342
00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:18,097
LYLA: Yeah, no question.
343
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:19,065
(MUNCHING)
344
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:22,869
Does your mind wander
during intercourse?
345
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:25,538
No, I kind of like it.
346
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:28,174
Do you have to think
about Johnny Depp
to have an orgasm?
347
00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:30,176
I've thought about
Mark Wahlberg once,
348
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:33,580
but it was only for like
a second, so not really.
349
00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:38,117
You think
about celebrities?
350
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,853
No. I fantasize about you.
351
00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:42,955
Stop it!
352
00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:44,090
Hey.
353
00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:49,496
I'm sorry that I prefer sex
in the morning and can't seem
to get it done at night.
354
00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:50,863
I don't care.
355
00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:52,532
I'm usually
so tired from work.
356
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:54,534
I don't really do
anything at work, so,
357
00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:57,069
it doesn't make sense.
358
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,105
I don't care.
359
00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:00,540
Okay, I'll see you soon.
360
00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:02,108
LYLA: Bye, Max!
361
00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:10,783
(SOULFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
362
00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:13,920
(MUSIC STOPS)
363
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,154
(LOCKS CLICKING)
364
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:30,236
The divorce
was finalized
this morning.
365
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,805
(CLEARS THROAT)
Someone keyed my car.
366
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,508
Keyed the Mercedes.
367
00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:36,676
Excuse me?
368
00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:38,911
Did you hear me?
"Divorce"?
369
00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:41,480
I'm sorry.
370
00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:44,951
You mean congratulations?
371
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,185
Good question.
372
00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:48,220
Great question.
373
00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:50,690
Should I ask you
how you feel?
How do you feel?
374
00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:53,693
The same.
375
00:24:57,063 --> 00:24:58,798
It makes you wonder
if you have any enemies.
376
00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:04,270
Don't give it
another thought.
377
00:25:04,303 --> 00:25:08,107
Your concern is a testament
to pathetic vanity.
(CAR APPROACHING)
378
00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:09,776
Is that your car?
379
00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:37,770
* It takes a fast car lady
380
00:25:39,772 --> 00:25:42,041
* To lead a double life
381
00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:45,344
* It takes a slow star lady
382
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,647
(HORN HONKING)
383
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,249
* If you want to do it twice
384
00:25:51,618 --> 00:25:53,753
* You take your
backseat rumble
385
00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:56,022
* Take your front seat wife.
386
00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:59,025
What does that mean?
387
00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:00,359
Roll down your window.
388
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:01,327
Oh.
389
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,929
I thought it was
a sexual thing.
390
00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:05,798
Oh, no.
391
00:26:05,832 --> 00:26:08,635
But that could be
arranged if you want it.
392
00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:12,304
I guess if you had
made the gesture
for an automatic window,
393
00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:14,974
I wouldn't know what the hell
you were doing.
394
00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:19,912
Yeah.
395
00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:21,180
Okay.
396
00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:23,115
I'll see you around?
Mmm-hmm.
397
00:26:23,149 --> 00:26:24,784
I'll see you
around, okay?
398
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:26,819
* ...you better
get the signal right
399
00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:28,888
* Light foot lady
400
00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:32,892
* You need a double life
401
00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:42,034
(DOG BARKING)
402
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,014
How's he doing?
403
00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:05,758
He formed his first
complete sentence
today, really.
404
00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:07,426
Subject verb.
405
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:08,661
Yeah? What did he say?
406
00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:11,664
Give me a sec.
407
00:27:11,698 --> 00:27:13,766
MAX: What did you say?
408
00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:17,704
I'm starting to think
we should send
this one back.
409
00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:19,806
LYLA: Max!
(SOFT GROWL)
410
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,049
Hey, um, I got a sitter.
411
00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:32,719
We're having dinner
with Dad tonight.
412
00:27:32,752 --> 00:27:34,186
(FLUSHES TOILET)
413
00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:36,422
(DOORBELL RINGS)
(DOG BARKING)
414
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,764
(CHUCKLES)
415
00:27:44,797 --> 00:27:46,733
You are the sitter?
416
00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:38,918
Okay, so go easy
on the fridge.
No boyfriends.
417
00:28:38,951 --> 00:28:40,987
Make sure the kid's
in bed at 8:00.
418
00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:43,189
No pay-per-view
pornographic movies please,
419
00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:44,323
'cause I'd take
the heat for that.
420
00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:47,359
You can order pizza.
I'll pay half.
421
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:50,396
Or deduct it
from your wages.
What are we paying you?
422
00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:52,865
That wasn't discussed.
423
00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:54,834
I'll pay 25 cents an hour.
424
00:28:54,867 --> 00:28:55,902
He's kidding.
Don't listen to him.
425
00:28:57,536 --> 00:28:59,839
Do I look like I'm kidding?
426
00:29:02,809 --> 00:29:05,044
Why can't he just
meet us there?
427
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:06,378
He can't see at night.
428
00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:08,480
Old people,
they can't really
see at night.
429
00:29:08,514 --> 00:29:09,882
Jesus!
430
00:29:12,551 --> 00:29:15,354
Jesus! What is
going on over here?
431
00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:24,263
(HONKING HORN)
Max!
432
00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:25,364
Hmm?
433
00:29:33,572 --> 00:29:35,074
What the fuck
was that?
434
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:36,475
Dad, are you swearing?
435
00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:38,144
What was what?
436
00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:41,547
Honking the horn,
wise guy.
437
00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:43,115
(STARTS ENGINE)
438
00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:52,358
MAX: Seven interceptions.
That's right.
439
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,494
Hello.
440
00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:57,864
I guess
you're off tonight.
441
00:29:57,897 --> 00:29:59,866
Yeah, tonight
I'm not working.
442
00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:02,969
May I start you off
with a cocktail?
443
00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:04,070
How about you, Dad?
444
00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:08,975
A glass of wine
and a sense of humor?
(CHUCKLES)
445
00:30:13,012 --> 00:30:14,914
(CHUCKLING)
446
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:21,921
Would you like to hear
about our starters?
447
00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:23,856
LYLA'S FATHER: No.
448
00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:25,892
You sure about that?
449
00:30:29,896 --> 00:30:32,098
I was at the doctor
last week.
450
00:30:33,132 --> 00:30:34,833
Prognosis is not good.
451
00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:38,337
That's terrible.
452
00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:41,307
That's why I asked you two
to dinner tonight.
453
00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:43,910
He says I have
a year at most.
454
00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:45,244
Probably more like
six months.
455
00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:46,478
MAX: Oh...
456
00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:50,883
You feel stupid for
honking the horn now?
457
00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:53,019
Yes.
458
00:30:58,657 --> 00:31:01,060
Anything else?
459
00:31:01,093 --> 00:31:02,995
We're closing up, so...
460
00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:05,932
So...
461
00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:08,667
Can you give us
a minute?
462
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:11,237
I feel like I have.
Really, I mean,
look around.
463
00:31:11,270 --> 00:31:13,105
Do you see
any other patrons?
464
00:31:13,139 --> 00:31:16,042
Could you just
ease off, okay?
Just back off!
465
00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:18,610
Pardon?
466
00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:21,513
Doc gave me
the death sentence today.
467
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:25,017
Yeah, well,
they never know
that stuff for sure.
468
00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:27,053
Yeah? Liver cancer?
469
00:31:28,154 --> 00:31:30,189
Okay.
That's way up there.
470
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,623
You may have a point.
471
00:31:31,657 --> 00:31:33,993
Did you get
a second opinion?
472
00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:36,528
If you're looking
for sympathy,
473
00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:40,199
I suggest you try
another chop house.
474
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:44,470
I'd like to see you
with about six holes
in your mid section.
475
00:31:44,503 --> 00:31:45,972
Try it, Pops.
476
00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:04,957
Thanks for dinner.
477
00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:06,458
Good night, Daddy.
478
00:32:17,569 --> 00:32:21,240
Wait. Wait till
he gets inside.
479
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:23,075
You really think
he's gonna have
trouble getting in?
480
00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:25,477
He's done it about
6,000 times, right?
481
00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:28,747
Bad form not waiting.
482
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:30,049
(GUNSHOT)
483
00:32:32,018 --> 00:32:33,485
Is that the car?
484
00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:36,055
Negatory.
485
00:32:36,088 --> 00:32:39,125
* You've got black eye
on your eye
486
00:32:40,759 --> 00:32:43,695
* Black eye on your eye
487
00:32:43,729 --> 00:32:46,632
* You've got black eye
on your eye
488
00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:50,569
* Black eye on your eye
489
00:32:52,538 --> 00:32:56,242
* Tell me,
was it from a fight, baby?
490
00:32:56,275 --> 00:32:59,045
* Tell me,
was it from a fight?
491
00:33:00,246 --> 00:33:04,083
* Tell me,
was it from a fight, baby?
492
00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:06,718
* Tell me,
was it from a fight?
493
00:33:07,786 --> 00:33:11,623
* Did it happen last night?
494
00:33:11,657 --> 00:33:14,393
SAL: He was starting
to grow on me,
maybe a little.
495
00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:17,263
Not me. We were
not making progress.
496
00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:21,367
He left us a ton
of money. A ton.
497
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,801
I don't know where
he got it all.
498
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,236
I can give you
some of it.
499
00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:25,637
Sure thing.
500
00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:29,508
* You've got black eye
on your eye
501
00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:34,180
* Black eye on your eye
502
00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:37,249
* You've got black eye
on your eye.
503
00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:41,820
I don't know
if you want to keep
working with us?
504
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,822
Sure.
505
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:47,126
I mean, I don't see
how any of this really
affects any of that.
506
00:33:47,159 --> 00:33:48,827
He gave us some money
and I'll try
and get you some,
507
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:51,163
but it may be locked up
in escrow.
508
00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:53,399
Do you know
what that is?
No.
509
00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:55,634
Me neither.
510
00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:58,070
If any of the money
frees up from Lyla's father,
511
00:33:58,104 --> 00:33:59,138
I really wouldn't
mind a boob job.
512
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:05,577
It's weird
and we're at a funeral,
513
00:34:05,611 --> 00:34:09,081
but I feel like you're
giving me permission
to look at your...
514
00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:16,622
I would like to see you
in just panties.
515
00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:17,823
Oh... Hey...
516
00:34:17,856 --> 00:34:20,726
* Black eye on your eye
517
00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:24,130
* You've got black eye
on your eye *
518
00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:30,669
(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING)
519
00:34:41,213 --> 00:34:42,848
(TIRES SQUEALING)
520
00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:48,180
(HISSING)
521
00:36:01,427 --> 00:36:03,295
(NASAL VOICE)
Happy Birthday, Lyle.
522
00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:07,533
Happy Birthday.
523
00:36:07,566 --> 00:36:08,834
(HISSING)
524
00:36:13,639 --> 00:36:15,374
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
525
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,282
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
526
00:37:18,404 --> 00:37:19,938
(CHILDREN SHOUTING)
527
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,891
(BRIGHT YOUNG THING PLAYING)
528
00:37:46,365 --> 00:37:48,500
* I wander
529
00:37:48,534 --> 00:37:50,702
* Wandering
530
00:37:50,736 --> 00:37:55,774
* All around
this big place I live
531
00:37:55,807 --> 00:38:00,879
* She was scared
to go outside
532
00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:04,550
* Where it once
felt so nice
533
00:38:07,686 --> 00:38:09,455
* To me
534
00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:16,962
* Picked up a smoke
535
00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:18,897
* Then you drag a little
536
00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:20,466
* I wanna choke you
537
00:38:22,668 --> 00:38:24,403
(PHONE RINGING)
538
00:38:37,749 --> 00:38:40,419
Yeah, we have
a guest house but there's
someone staying there.
539
00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:42,120
He's been there
for a while now.
540
00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:43,822
Lyle is taking
tennis lessons.
541
00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:44,890
How's Lyle?
542
00:38:44,923 --> 00:38:46,124
Lyle?
543
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,893
Your son.
(CHUCKLES) Oh, Lyle.
544
00:38:47,926 --> 00:38:49,895
Yeah, he's good.
He's good.
He's 10 now.
545
00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:52,130
We have the nanny.
So, I don't
see much of him,
546
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,732
but he's certainly
busier than I am.
547
00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:57,603
It's like I have to
make an appointment
to see my own son.
548
00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:58,670
Okay, I better
get going.
549
00:38:58,704 --> 00:39:01,039
Where do you live now?
Like, Idaho?
550
00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:03,008
Yeah, sort of.
551
00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:04,676
Must be nice there...
552
00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:05,877
Hello?
553
00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:57,929
(SIGHS)
554
00:40:32,498 --> 00:40:33,532
Want one?
555
00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:34,800
A little
early for that.
556
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:39,605
And yet, it wasn't
too early for you
to shtup the nanny.
557
00:40:39,638 --> 00:40:41,907
You won't tell Lyla,
will you?
558
00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:44,209
I have every intention
of telling Lyla.
559
00:40:53,752 --> 00:40:56,021
I used to think that
quitting that job
and getting set up here
560
00:40:56,054 --> 00:40:58,256
was the best thing
that ever happened
to me.
561
00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,191
But now,
I'm not so sure.
562
00:41:07,566 --> 00:41:10,569
One thing
you can be sure of.
563
00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:12,838
You never know
what's good for you.
564
00:41:18,744 --> 00:41:20,579
BOY: Yeah.
LYLA: Max!
565
00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:22,080
MAX: Yeah.
LYLA: Max!
566
00:41:22,113 --> 00:41:24,015
MAX: What?
Max!
567
00:41:24,049 --> 00:41:25,651
His game's over here.
568
00:41:25,684 --> 00:41:28,119
Yeah, I know,
but these guys
are great.
569
00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:30,589
Do you have any
upcoming games
against them?
570
00:41:42,668 --> 00:41:44,169
MAX: Do you miss
your dad sometimes?
571
00:41:44,202 --> 00:41:45,737
Of course.
572
00:41:45,771 --> 00:41:47,205
Dad.
573
00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:49,641
Old dad.
Yeah.
574
00:41:49,675 --> 00:41:51,076
What about your family?
575
00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:52,210
You never talk
about them.
576
00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:54,145
Come to think of it,
you've never
mentioned them.
577
00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:55,681
Not once. (BLOWS NOSE)
578
00:41:55,714 --> 00:41:58,717
Yeah, they're great.
They're great.
579
00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:00,652
Do you think
it's a good idea
having the waiter
580
00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:03,221
from the restaurant
live-in back with us?
581
00:42:06,658 --> 00:42:08,326
Do you think
it's a good idea
having the waiter
582
00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:11,096
from the restaurant
live-in back with us?
583
00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:23,174
(COUGHS)
584
00:42:33,318 --> 00:42:35,320
(GIRL DON'T COME PLAYING)
585
00:42:43,995 --> 00:42:49,968
* You have a date
for half past eight tonight
586
00:42:50,001 --> 00:42:54,706
* Some distant bell
starts chiming now
587
00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:57,075
* You wanna see her.
588
00:42:58,376 --> 00:43:01,212
Hey, Lyla.
(LYLA GASPS AND LAUGHS)
589
00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:02,380
Hi.
590
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:04,349
I'll explain.
591
00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:05,617
I
592
00:43:06,752 --> 00:43:08,687
Have been
593
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:11,923
sleeping with the waiter
from the restaurant
who lives behind our house.
594
00:43:11,957 --> 00:43:13,391
MAX: Is he better?
595
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:14,960
Thicker, longer?
596
00:43:14,993 --> 00:43:16,094
Um...
597
00:43:17,696 --> 00:43:19,698
I don't know.
I think he is.
598
00:43:19,731 --> 00:43:23,969
I like it. I've had
dozens of orgasms.
Dozens and dozens.
599
00:43:24,002 --> 00:43:25,403
I get into this space
where I want another one.
600
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:28,707
I don't care what
I have to do for it,
you know?
601
00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:30,676
Damn the torpedoes.
602
00:43:33,044 --> 00:43:36,181
And that doesn't
happen with me,
you're saying.
603
00:43:38,884 --> 00:43:40,418
* You're hurt inside
604
00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:45,023
* You wanna die, oh, oh
605
00:43:45,056 --> 00:43:50,361
* You have a date
for half past eight tonight *
606
00:44:07,713 --> 00:44:09,681
I think maybe
what happened for me
was discovering
607
00:44:09,715 --> 00:44:11,116
that I was trying
to reassure myself
608
00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:13,885
that I was still
in love with him
despite everything.
609
00:44:13,919 --> 00:44:15,420
And yes, mainly
it's the weakness
that I saw
610
00:44:15,453 --> 00:44:17,288
in him sleeping
with Clarissa.
611
00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:19,424
Which one's Clarissa?
612
00:44:19,457 --> 00:44:21,259
Nanny.
613
00:44:21,292 --> 00:44:22,861
Oh, the cute one. Yeah.
614
00:44:24,462 --> 00:44:28,299
It's a cliché.
Still, I couldn't make
my way past it.
615
00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:31,136
I began to catalog the things
that I liked about him
616
00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:32,303
in an effort
to console myself
617
00:44:32,337 --> 00:44:34,439
for falling out
of love with him.
618
00:44:34,472 --> 00:44:37,876
Like, shoes,
619
00:44:37,909 --> 00:44:39,745
hair.
620
00:44:39,778 --> 00:44:41,246
That, also,
I began to hate.
621
00:44:41,279 --> 00:44:42,380
Mmm.
622
00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:44,716
It's too strong a word,
I guess.
No.
623
00:44:44,750 --> 00:44:48,419
Began to not like
the things that
I liked about him.
624
00:44:48,453 --> 00:44:50,055
Shoes.
625
00:44:50,088 --> 00:44:51,790
Hair.
626
00:44:51,823 --> 00:44:54,125
Then it was really time.
627
00:44:54,159 --> 00:44:55,493
So, I in turn...
628
00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:57,829
I slept out
of the marriage,
all was lost.
629
00:44:57,863 --> 00:44:59,765
So what are you saying?
630
00:45:00,999 --> 00:45:02,700
Have you been
listening at all?
631
00:45:04,435 --> 00:45:06,805
Are you a doctor?
632
00:45:06,838 --> 00:45:08,373
Is this
a therapist's office?
633
00:45:08,406 --> 00:45:09,775
Hmm.
634
00:45:09,808 --> 00:45:11,376
Is this a dream?
635
00:45:11,409 --> 00:45:12,744
Does it seem
like a dream?
636
00:45:14,412 --> 00:45:16,247
No.
637
00:45:16,281 --> 00:45:19,785
So, it's time to...
638
00:45:19,818 --> 00:45:20,952
What?
639
00:45:20,986 --> 00:45:22,821
I don't know. (SIGHING)
640
00:45:22,854 --> 00:45:24,489
Get out of
the relationship.
641
00:45:25,824 --> 00:45:30,095
Right. Right. Right.
What about you?
642
00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:35,767
Hmm? What happened?
643
00:45:38,369 --> 00:45:39,905
(PHONE RINGING)
644
00:45:44,943 --> 00:45:47,378
I feel like I'm losing
my best friend.
645
00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:48,880
Yeah, I think that, too.
646
00:45:48,914 --> 00:45:51,049
And I guess that can work
for marriages or not work,
647
00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:52,818
where you end up dating
like your sister,
648
00:45:52,851 --> 00:45:55,921
or your mother,
or your best weird dykey
friend from high school.
649
00:45:55,954 --> 00:45:58,056
Yeah, I wasn't really
paying too much attention.
650
00:45:58,089 --> 00:45:59,825
Who gets the nanny?
651
00:46:24,149 --> 00:46:25,851
Can I have the remote?
No.
652
00:46:25,884 --> 00:46:28,820
MAN ON TV: The President,
speaking under the
condition of anonymity,
653
00:46:28,854 --> 00:46:32,924
estimated he works
about two and a half
hours a day,
654
00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:36,928
but still believes
he works twice as hard
as half of America.
655
00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:43,268
Hi!
656
00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:44,936
(SPEAKING KOREAN)
657
00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:48,539
Do you know
what you'd like?
658
00:46:48,573 --> 00:46:50,308
(SPEAKING KOREAN)
659
00:47:03,121 --> 00:47:05,023
Hey, can you come back?
660
00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:46,998
(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
661
00:47:57,008 --> 00:47:59,310
I'm gonna go to the office.
662
00:47:59,344 --> 00:48:00,946
I have to...
663
00:48:21,599 --> 00:48:25,036
They took
all our money away.
Her dad had stolen it.
664
00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:27,272
Yeah, I thought everyone
sort of knew that.
665
00:48:27,305 --> 00:48:30,341
They couldn't prove anything.
There was a break in the case.
666
00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:33,011
They located
a paper trail.
I don't know.
667
00:48:33,044 --> 00:48:35,013
You sound like
you don't know what
you're talking about.
668
00:48:35,046 --> 00:48:37,115
Yeah, I'm not letting
that stop me.
669
00:48:37,148 --> 00:48:39,117
This car's all
that's left, really.
670
00:48:41,286 --> 00:48:43,354
So, I guess Dad
gets the last laugh.
671
00:48:48,326 --> 00:48:50,228
Do you have
a cigarette?
672
00:48:52,730 --> 00:48:55,066
(EXHALES)
Okay, I got to go.
673
00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:57,002
Can I borrow your hat?
674
00:48:57,035 --> 00:48:59,070
You know
I don't wear hats.
675
00:49:00,738 --> 00:49:03,674
Don't say,
"Party of two
and a half."
676
00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:06,978
Do say,
"Welcome to Flanagan's."
677
00:49:07,012 --> 00:49:10,081
Do not say,
"We can't do that."
678
00:49:10,115 --> 00:49:12,583
Do say,
"I'll find out
right away."
679
00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:17,188
Don't say, "Yup."
Do say, "Absolutely."
680
00:49:18,323 --> 00:49:20,725
Do not say,
"What can I get for ya?"
681
00:49:20,758 --> 00:49:23,728
Do say,
"How may I assist you?"
682
00:49:23,761 --> 00:49:25,663
Any questions?
683
00:49:25,696 --> 00:49:27,565
How do you pronounce that?
Chat...
684
00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:29,434
Cha-teau-briand.
685
00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:30,735
How old are you?
686
00:49:30,768 --> 00:49:32,337
Um...
687
00:49:32,370 --> 00:49:35,173
Surely you don't have
to think about that.
688
00:49:37,108 --> 00:49:39,744
Why do I have to train
with the dishwasher?
689
00:49:48,786 --> 00:49:50,188
Thanks.
690
00:50:29,427 --> 00:50:30,828
What do I have
to complain about?
691
00:50:30,861 --> 00:50:34,665
Isn't that really what
we do here, when it comes
down to it, is complain?
692
00:50:34,699 --> 00:50:36,567
I mean,
we're supposed to be
working on ourselves,
693
00:50:36,601 --> 00:50:40,071
but I feel like the best idea
is just to come talk
to you guys and...
694
00:50:40,105 --> 00:50:41,372
Please don't say,
"You guys."
695
00:50:41,406 --> 00:50:43,808
You people. And talk
about all the people
in our lives for an hour
696
00:50:43,841 --> 00:50:46,777
and complain about them
and then you go back out
there into the real world
697
00:50:46,811 --> 00:50:50,081
and you keep
the complaining
to a minimum.
698
00:50:50,115 --> 00:50:52,183
You don't consider
this the real world?
699
00:50:53,351 --> 00:50:55,153
You're joking, right?
700
00:51:06,331 --> 00:51:08,133
MAX: I thought
you were vegetarian.
701
00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:11,402
I am, kind of.
702
00:51:17,742 --> 00:51:19,577
I'm pregnant.
703
00:51:19,610 --> 00:51:21,679
Wow.
Congratulations.
704
00:51:21,712 --> 00:51:24,315
It's not good news
and it's not yours.
705
00:51:27,485 --> 00:51:28,786
Really?
706
00:51:28,819 --> 00:51:31,856
Really? When I was 15,
I don't know, I didn't
know what a penis was.
707
00:51:31,889 --> 00:51:34,159
I mean,
forget about a vagina.
708
00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:37,428
Yeah.
709
00:51:37,462 --> 00:51:38,496
Anything to say
for yourself?
710
00:51:54,245 --> 00:51:58,183
I probably shouldn't
say this or think it,
but I'm sort of proud of him?
711
00:51:58,216 --> 00:51:59,717
Yeah, you probably
shouldn't say that.
712
00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:01,786
Maybe make this
the last time
that you say that.
713
00:52:01,819 --> 00:52:03,888
I don't know
why we can't have
a sense of humor about it.
714
00:52:03,921 --> 00:52:06,624
I'm looking around
for mine.
It is here someplace.
715
00:52:06,657 --> 00:52:08,226
Somewhere.
716
00:52:08,259 --> 00:52:10,395
Maybe it'll seem
funny later.
717
00:52:32,950 --> 00:52:34,685
Finally found the courage
to leave your ex-wife.
718
00:52:36,521 --> 00:52:38,323
We just weren't really
getting anywhere.
719
00:52:38,356 --> 00:52:39,757
I don't know
if it's a good idea
720
00:52:39,790 --> 00:52:42,293
to expect a relationship
to be going anywhere
past a certain stage.
721
00:52:42,327 --> 00:52:43,828
Plus she's poor.
722
00:52:43,861 --> 00:52:45,730
I know how to be poor
without any help.
723
00:52:45,763 --> 00:52:48,199
I don't need
anyone's help
being poor.
724
00:52:48,233 --> 00:52:49,267
No, thank you.
725
00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:51,269
We should start
our own restaurant.
726
00:52:51,302 --> 00:52:52,970
I'm poor and
lazy and old.
727
00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:54,972
(GLASS SQUEAKING)
728
00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:56,607
You know how you know
when you're old?
729
00:52:56,641 --> 00:52:59,477
When you sneeze
and lose a tooth.
730
00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:01,946
I'm falling apart
like a Mexican suitcase.
731
00:53:01,979 --> 00:53:04,249
Before I left Lyla,
I took some money,
732
00:53:04,282 --> 00:53:07,652
about $60,000 in cash,
for a rainy day.
733
00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:08,986
Lyla left you.
734
00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:11,556
Okay. But, as I said,
I took some money.
735
00:53:11,589 --> 00:53:13,324
60k. Rainy day.
736
00:53:14,659 --> 00:53:16,527
I'm listening.
737
00:53:16,561 --> 00:53:18,729
The question is, really,
what kind of restaurant?
738
00:53:18,763 --> 00:53:20,331
Italian?
No.
739
00:53:20,365 --> 00:53:21,232
Mexican?
Mmm-mmm.
740
00:53:21,266 --> 00:53:22,800
A burger place?
Nah.
741
00:53:22,833 --> 00:53:24,535
We could open
a steak house
across the street.
742
00:53:24,569 --> 00:53:25,636
I think not.
743
00:53:25,670 --> 00:53:27,004
Coffee shop?
No.
744
00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:28,273
Ethiopian?
745
00:53:28,306 --> 00:53:29,674
No.
Vegetarian?
746
00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:30,841
Veganism is
for the birds.
747
00:53:30,875 --> 00:53:34,245
The only food
everyone seems
to agree on is pizza.
748
00:53:34,279 --> 00:53:36,281
True.
And ice cream.
749
00:53:36,314 --> 00:53:38,215
Don't forget ice cream.
750
00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:20,991
I guess what
we really need now
751
00:54:21,025 --> 00:54:23,628
is a promotion
to get people
hooked on the food.
752
00:54:23,661 --> 00:54:25,330
Buy one get one free?
753
00:54:25,363 --> 00:54:28,999
I think a sign that says,
"Eat at Joe's."
754
00:54:29,033 --> 00:54:30,635
That's what
you want outside?
755
00:54:30,668 --> 00:54:32,470
"Eat at Joe's"?
A sign is a promotion.
756
00:54:32,503 --> 00:54:34,672
Our sign is our
first promotion.
757
00:54:34,705 --> 00:54:38,275
We've put our cards
on the table about
what we're selling.
758
00:54:39,444 --> 00:54:41,812
We don't want
to get the customers
too adjusted to bargains
759
00:54:41,846 --> 00:54:43,314
or they'll never
pay full price.
760
00:54:43,348 --> 00:54:47,952
It's odd that things started
to kinda fall apart
when Lyla's dad died.
761
00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:53,023
Usually when things come apart
you'd like to screw it up
so it makes more sense.
762
00:54:53,057 --> 00:54:54,992
Boy, do I know
what you mean!
763
00:54:55,025 --> 00:54:58,028
Maybe for the first time ever,
you've said something
that made complete sense.
764
00:54:58,062 --> 00:55:00,331
And I did not like
that guy at all.
765
00:55:00,365 --> 00:55:02,433
He made me
really uncomfortable.
766
00:55:02,467 --> 00:55:04,001
Fair enough.
767
00:55:04,034 --> 00:55:06,537
Really uncomfortable.
768
00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:09,106
Hello.
769
00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:11,376
You are my first customer.
770
00:55:12,543 --> 00:55:14,512
Of the day or...
Forever.
771
00:55:15,546 --> 00:55:17,382
Okay.
772
00:55:17,415 --> 00:55:19,984
I think I'm just gonna
go for the ice cream
for lunch today.
773
00:55:20,017 --> 00:55:22,353
Ice cream for lunch?
Yeah.
774
00:55:22,387 --> 00:55:25,122
How old are you?
I'm 26.
My birthday is next week.
775
00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:26,424
All right.
776
00:55:26,457 --> 00:55:28,393
I have 17 flavors today.
777
00:55:29,427 --> 00:55:31,462
I've got, uh,
I've got 16...
778
00:55:31,496 --> 00:55:32,730
(WHISTLES)
779
00:55:35,766 --> 00:55:38,102
I've got
a delicious cherry.
780
00:55:38,135 --> 00:55:40,638
Stop. We have.
SAL: We have...
781
00:55:40,671 --> 00:55:42,840
We have 17 flavors today.
782
00:55:42,873 --> 00:55:45,042
I'm gonna get into this.
783
00:55:45,075 --> 00:55:47,845
I'm serving
our first customer.
784
00:55:47,878 --> 00:55:50,448
We are partners
in this business.
785
00:55:50,481 --> 00:55:52,116
I'm making
a transaction.
786
00:55:52,149 --> 00:55:54,419
If you wanna say,
"Can I get you?" Sure.
787
00:55:54,452 --> 00:55:55,620
If you wanna say,
"I have..."
788
00:55:55,653 --> 00:55:58,456
Are you serving ice cream
to this gentleman from there?
789
00:55:58,489 --> 00:56:02,660
I don't want to bring this up,
but how much money
did you put into this place?
790
00:56:02,693 --> 00:56:05,463
I put my heart and soul
into this place.
791
00:56:05,496 --> 00:56:08,833
That's true.
MAN: Yeah, um, so
I'm just gonna order...
792
00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:10,668
MAX: Go ahead.
MAN: from you.
793
00:56:10,701 --> 00:56:14,405
Go ahead. What kind of
ice cream can I get you?
794
00:56:14,439 --> 00:56:16,474
(CHUCKLES)
You're such an asshole.
MAN: Um...
795
00:56:16,507 --> 00:56:19,410
Yeah, I'm gonna go
for a Neapolitan in a cup.
796
00:56:19,444 --> 00:56:21,078
SAL: No Neapolitan.
MAN: No Neapolitan?
797
00:56:21,111 --> 00:56:22,079
(LAUGHS)
798
00:56:22,112 --> 00:56:25,516
I consider Neapolitan
a pale version of spumoni.
799
00:56:25,550 --> 00:56:27,652
Okay, well, I guess
I'll have spumoni.
800
00:56:27,685 --> 00:56:28,853
No spumoni.
801
00:56:28,886 --> 00:56:30,988
None of that either?
None at all?
802
00:56:31,021 --> 00:56:34,425
Um...
Spumoni and Neapolitan
are the striped creams.
803
00:56:34,459 --> 00:56:36,461
They come in
a frozen block.
804
00:56:36,494 --> 00:56:39,464
That's a freezer item,
that you buy at the grocery
store and take home.
805
00:56:39,497 --> 00:56:42,066
The striped ice creams
don't work very well
806
00:56:42,099 --> 00:56:44,502
in a cup and cone
establishment,
which this is.
807
00:56:44,535 --> 00:56:47,438
Okay. (STAMMERING)
What are the topping...
808
00:56:47,472 --> 00:56:48,773
topping situations here?
809
00:56:48,806 --> 00:56:50,708
Well, we have your regular...
Hang on a second.
Can I finish?
810
00:56:50,741 --> 00:56:53,110
Um, and also,
in addition
to the toppings,
811
00:56:53,143 --> 00:56:55,179
is there
a whipped cream
cherry option?
812
00:56:55,212 --> 00:56:56,781
You're being difficult.
813
00:56:56,814 --> 00:56:58,849
No, no, I'm...
I'm getting the...
814
00:56:58,883 --> 00:57:00,317
MAX: We are.
815
00:57:00,350 --> 00:57:04,088
We're starting to think
that you're not gonna be
our first customer.
816
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,254
We're opening
another one
in Milwaukee.
817
00:57:37,287 --> 00:57:38,523
Yeah, you told me.
818
00:57:38,556 --> 00:57:39,957
I'm telling you again.
819
00:57:39,990 --> 00:57:41,826
It's our 3,000th franchise.
820
00:57:41,859 --> 00:57:43,628
Man, micromanaging
these restaurants
821
00:57:43,661 --> 00:57:45,996
is about as much fun
as catching pubes
in the zipper.
822
00:57:47,898 --> 00:57:50,167
Have you given
any more thought
to this buyout offer?
823
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:51,869
What's that?
Did you give it
some thought?
824
00:57:51,902 --> 00:57:53,070
Yes.
825
00:57:53,103 --> 00:57:54,505
Well?
I mean, no.
826
00:57:54,539 --> 00:57:56,607
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
827
00:57:56,641 --> 00:57:59,143
Hello?
LYLA: It's me.
828
00:57:59,176 --> 00:58:00,678
Oh, hey, Lyla.
829
00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:04,949
I'm calling to remind you
that Lyle's graduation
is this weekend.
830
00:58:06,083 --> 00:58:07,685
How's everything
on that end?
831
00:58:07,718 --> 00:58:08,819
Fine, I suppose.
832
00:58:08,853 --> 00:58:10,287
Went to the doctor today.
833
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:11,756
Yeah, how'd that go?
834
00:58:11,789 --> 00:58:13,624
Clean bill.
835
00:58:13,658 --> 00:58:14,959
But it's like a clinic
for poor people,
836
00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:16,727
so I don't know
if I got the best doctor.
837
00:58:16,761 --> 00:58:18,829
They seemed overworked
and undereducated.
838
00:58:18,863 --> 00:58:20,665
I'm sure everything's fine.
839
00:58:35,079 --> 00:58:37,615
(SIGHS) I don't know
what to say.
840
00:58:40,585 --> 00:58:44,889
I think we have a chance
for a good relationship,
you know.
841
00:58:44,922 --> 00:58:46,991
Most of my friends
were close to their
parents growing up.
842
00:58:47,024 --> 00:58:50,595
Can't stay close to them,
they looked like douches,
but...
843
00:58:50,628 --> 00:58:53,631
The absent parent,
wanna get rich.
844
00:58:55,199 --> 00:58:57,134
Tailor-made for
a good relationship.
845
00:58:59,303 --> 00:59:01,972
So, I could hate you
for not being there
for me, but I don't.
846
00:59:03,674 --> 00:59:05,643
And you could
hate me but...
847
00:59:07,678 --> 00:59:09,847
What else do you really
have in your life?
848
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,650
I have Jim,
the waiter.
849
00:59:14,384 --> 00:59:16,320
Mom's second husband,
you mean Sal?
850
00:59:16,353 --> 00:59:17,722
I have Sal.
851
00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:28,032
I have aches and pains
I assume are tumors.
852
00:59:28,065 --> 00:59:29,667
(THERAPIST HUMMING)
853
00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:33,137
I feel like I could
drop dead at any second.
854
00:59:33,170 --> 00:59:37,808
You're always reading
about people in perfect
health who drop dead,
855
00:59:37,842 --> 00:59:39,644
and 95-year...
(CONTINUES HUMMING)
856
00:59:39,677 --> 00:59:40,678
Are you humming?
857
00:59:42,847 --> 00:59:46,651
* He's a fool for love
858
00:59:46,684 --> 00:59:50,154
* What he wouldn't
do for love
859
00:59:50,187 --> 00:59:54,224
* He's a fool for love
860
00:59:54,258 --> 00:59:56,393
* Once...
861
00:59:56,426 --> 00:59:58,729
Don't you like
my singing?
862
00:59:58,763 --> 00:59:59,864
It's nice.
863
00:59:59,897 --> 01:00:02,332
* Once a fool,
you got to
864
01:00:02,366 --> 01:00:06,804
* Follow the rule
Always a fool
865
01:00:06,837 --> 01:00:08,773
* A fool for love.
866
01:00:12,276 --> 01:00:13,377
That's inappropriate.
867
01:00:13,410 --> 01:00:15,946
Sit up straight.
868
01:00:15,980 --> 01:00:18,749
* He's a fool
869
01:00:18,783 --> 01:00:20,617
* A fool for love
870
01:00:22,419 --> 01:00:25,756
* She was six
and he was seven
871
01:00:25,790 --> 01:00:28,325
* Used to send him
off to heaven
872
01:00:28,358 --> 01:00:33,363
* When she said,
"You are my sunshine"
873
01:00:34,699 --> 01:00:37,401
* The part he always
liked the best
874
01:00:37,434 --> 01:00:40,037
* When she teased him
with a kiss
875
01:00:40,070 --> 01:00:44,775
* And she said,
"You make me happy"
876
01:00:45,843 --> 01:00:49,680
* You're a fool for love
877
01:00:53,017 --> 01:00:56,821
* What he wouldn't
do for love
878
01:00:57,487 --> 01:01:00,324
* He's a fool
879
01:01:00,357 --> 01:01:02,259
* A fool for love.
880
01:01:06,230 --> 01:01:08,699
Can I help you?
881
01:01:08,733 --> 01:01:12,069
(WHISTLES)
May I help you?
882
01:01:12,102 --> 01:01:14,905
Not unless you've got
50 bucks just kind of
sitting around.
883
01:01:14,939 --> 01:01:17,775
Those are
her breadsticks.
884
01:01:17,808 --> 01:01:18,909
Who?
885
01:01:18,943 --> 01:01:20,444
Give 'em back.
886
01:01:21,779 --> 01:01:22,813
What good are
they doing her?
887
01:01:22,847 --> 01:01:23,547
Wrong.
888
01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:25,449
I'm the widower
giving back.
889
01:01:25,482 --> 01:01:26,683
Give me...
890
01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:30,721
I don't think so.
891
01:01:30,755 --> 01:01:32,790
I'm going to
call the cops.
892
01:01:32,823 --> 01:01:34,158
I can run
surprisingly fast.
893
01:01:35,425 --> 01:01:36,827
Doubtful.
894
01:01:36,861 --> 01:01:37,862
Try me.
895
01:01:40,865 --> 01:01:41,665
If I can beat you
in a footrace,
896
01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:43,734
will you put the
breadsticks back?
897
01:01:45,102 --> 01:01:47,805
Yeah, that's
a great idea.
898
01:01:47,838 --> 01:01:49,840
Okay.
All right.
899
01:01:49,874 --> 01:01:51,108
See that car
over there?
Mmm-hmm.
900
01:01:51,141 --> 01:01:53,778
Race to the car,
touch the car, run back,
touch the stone.
901
01:01:53,811 --> 01:01:55,145
The winner gets
the breadsticks.
902
01:01:55,179 --> 01:01:57,247
Okay.
All the breadsticks.
903
01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:01,518
Are you ready?
Yeah, let me get my shit.
904
01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:03,187
On your mark...
All right.
905
01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:04,822
Get set, go!
906
01:02:12,096 --> 01:02:13,330
(GRUNTS)
907
01:02:15,032 --> 01:02:16,366
(GROANING)
908
01:02:18,803 --> 01:02:20,070
(SIREN WAILING)
909
01:02:21,438 --> 01:02:23,307
MAN ON SCREEN:
If you're able, please
have identification
910
01:02:23,340 --> 01:02:25,509
and insurance information
at the ready.
911
01:02:25,542 --> 01:02:27,111
You've been injured,
or may be ill,
912
01:02:27,144 --> 01:02:30,547
and are being transported
to the nearest
medical facility.
913
01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:34,819
If you're able, please have
identification and insurance
information at the ready.
914
01:02:34,852 --> 01:02:36,453
And if not,
don't worry about it.
915
01:02:37,454 --> 01:02:39,857
What do we look like?
916
01:02:39,890 --> 01:02:41,458
You've been injured,
or may be ill,
917
01:02:41,491 --> 01:02:44,795
and are being transported
to the nearest
medical facility.
918
01:02:44,829 --> 01:02:49,066
If you're able, please have
identification and insurance
information at the ready.
919
01:02:49,099 --> 01:02:51,836
And if not,
don't worry about it.
920
01:02:51,869 --> 01:02:53,804
What do we look like?
921
01:02:53,838 --> 01:02:55,505
You've been injured,
or may be ill...
922
01:03:14,591 --> 01:03:15,960
I guess you had
a close call.
923
01:03:15,993 --> 01:03:17,194
They said you
could have died.
924
01:03:17,227 --> 01:03:20,064
Yeah, that tends
to apply to a lot
of coronary events.
925
01:03:20,097 --> 01:03:22,900
Oh, so that's what
they're calling it now.
926
01:03:22,933 --> 01:03:24,568
A "coronary event."
927
01:03:24,601 --> 01:03:26,570
It's... I had
a coronary event.
928
01:03:26,603 --> 01:03:28,038
LYLE: Yeah.
SAL: It gets you thinking.
929
01:03:28,072 --> 01:03:29,339
I guess.
930
01:03:29,373 --> 01:03:31,341
For example,
I mean, me.
931
01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:33,577
I have no friends.
Zippo.
932
01:03:33,610 --> 01:03:36,613
Unless you count you,
which, I guess,
we'd pretty much have to.
933
01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:39,316
So, with me,
the total count...
934
01:03:39,349 --> 01:03:40,484
One.
935
01:03:40,517 --> 01:03:42,019
So, if I go...
936
01:03:43,988 --> 01:03:45,289
Zero.
937
01:03:45,322 --> 01:03:48,458
You know, you don't
consider me a friend.
938
01:03:48,492 --> 01:03:50,627
Don't take this
the wrong way,
939
01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:52,897
I've always
considered you
more like a son.
940
01:03:52,930 --> 01:03:54,631
LYLE: Okay.
941
01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:57,101
Well, I've always
seen you as avuncular.
942
01:03:58,202 --> 01:04:00,938
He's the one
that just had
a heart attack.
943
01:04:00,971 --> 01:04:02,907
Avuncular means
like an uncle.
944
01:04:02,940 --> 01:04:04,174
SAL: Like an uncle.
945
01:04:05,242 --> 01:04:06,977
It's in
Tale of Two Cities.
946
01:04:07,978 --> 01:04:10,147
You're thinking "uncular."
947
01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:11,882
Uncle-ier.
948
01:04:11,916 --> 01:04:13,317
Unclear.
949
01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:14,451
You're thinking
unclearly.
950
01:04:14,484 --> 01:04:15,953
You're thinking
unclearly.
951
01:04:19,423 --> 01:04:21,025
I was born
in this hospital.
952
01:04:50,154 --> 01:04:52,456
MAN: Hi, you wanna
start a tab?
953
01:04:52,489 --> 01:04:53,958
Sure.
954
01:04:53,991 --> 01:04:55,525
How's it going?
955
01:04:56,961 --> 01:04:58,495
I'd like to
be left alone.
956
01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:15,012
(TV PLAYING)
957
01:05:38,002 --> 01:05:39,970
Clarissa left me.
958
01:05:40,004 --> 01:05:41,738
Quelle surprise!
959
01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:44,108
I'm having
trouble sleeping.
960
01:05:44,141 --> 01:05:46,476
I went to the therapist
and got meds.
961
01:05:46,510 --> 01:05:50,047
But I took too many
and now I'm down to one.
962
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:54,018
You wouldn't happen
to have her contact
information still?
963
01:05:54,051 --> 01:05:56,620
Who? My therapist?
964
01:05:56,653 --> 01:05:58,055
Either one.
965
01:05:59,323 --> 01:06:03,060
You shouldn't even
be back at work.
How long has it been?
966
01:06:03,093 --> 01:06:04,361
I feel fine.
967
01:06:05,362 --> 01:06:07,064
I don't wanna
be here though.
968
01:06:08,065 --> 01:06:11,201
Let's put you in charge
and we'll see how quickly
things collapse.
969
01:06:11,235 --> 01:06:14,371
What about Lyle?
He's got an MBA
from Stanford.
970
01:06:14,404 --> 01:06:15,639
No shit.
971
01:06:18,575 --> 01:06:19,576
No shit.
972
01:06:19,609 --> 01:06:23,313
If I felt any better,
I'd say, "Call the doctor."
973
01:06:23,347 --> 01:06:26,183
Ha-ha, that's an old
expression, hambone.
974
01:06:26,216 --> 01:06:28,052
Please don't
call me hambone.
975
01:06:28,085 --> 01:06:29,786
I'm just gonna
lay my head down
on the floor
976
01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:31,088
and rest for a minute.
977
01:06:31,121 --> 01:06:33,090
Okay, hamboney.
978
01:06:36,060 --> 01:06:38,062
Please don't
call me hamboney.
979
01:06:47,604 --> 01:06:51,041
I think it's funny
that we all sort of think
we're not gonna die.
980
01:06:53,110 --> 01:06:54,278
If you say so.
981
01:06:54,311 --> 01:06:56,046
I mean,
what's it all mean?
982
01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:59,716
We're not getting anywhere
with your fumbling,
alcoholic musings.
983
01:07:01,085 --> 01:07:03,120
I quit drinking
12 years ago.
984
01:07:03,153 --> 01:07:04,221
If you say so.
985
01:07:05,422 --> 01:07:07,791
I don't have any qualms
about wrestling you
to the grass,
986
01:07:07,824 --> 01:07:11,195
restraining you,
and making you
take that back.
987
01:07:11,228 --> 01:07:14,498
Or at least making you
promise never to say,
"If you say so," again.
988
01:07:14,531 --> 01:07:17,367
Now is that something
that you learned
at one of your meetings?
989
01:07:17,401 --> 01:07:19,669
That violence solves
nearly everything?
990
01:07:21,871 --> 01:07:24,374
I see his good qualities
much more clearly now.
991
01:07:24,408 --> 01:07:25,742
I see very few
of his flaws.
992
01:07:25,775 --> 01:07:28,712
Like, I can't bring into focus
the fact that he saw me,
in many ways,
993
01:07:28,745 --> 01:07:31,348
as an afterthought
for my entire childhood.
994
01:07:34,151 --> 01:07:36,253
You look a lot like him.
995
01:07:36,286 --> 01:07:38,322
I don't have to take that.
996
01:07:38,355 --> 01:07:41,825
I just think it's weird
that more people
didn't turn out.
997
01:07:41,858 --> 01:07:44,194
I expected a turnout.
A better turnout.
998
01:07:44,228 --> 01:07:46,096
You could've invited
some people.
999
01:07:47,131 --> 01:07:49,366
You don't invite people
to a funeral,
it's in the newspaper.
1000
01:07:49,399 --> 01:07:51,535
Who reads newspapers?
1001
01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:52,469
The French.
1002
01:07:52,502 --> 01:07:54,871
That's who.
The French read
the newspaper.
1003
01:07:54,904 --> 01:07:57,774
You don't have
to remind me.
I went there once.
1004
01:07:59,676 --> 01:08:03,113
Everyone in France
has a house that
belonged to their parents.
1005
01:08:07,284 --> 01:08:11,788
My dad, he died,
I don't know, like,
150 years ago.
1006
01:08:11,821 --> 01:08:13,457
He was an oral surgeon.
1007
01:08:13,490 --> 01:08:16,126
He fleeced people
sans qualms.
1008
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:18,328
The only thing
I remember
about his funeral
1009
01:08:18,362 --> 01:08:20,464
is that I was drunk,
it was the morning,
1010
01:08:20,497 --> 01:08:21,931
and I didn't have
anything to wear,
1011
01:08:21,965 --> 01:08:26,236
so I had to wear
a triple-XL sweatshirt of his
to deliver the eulogy.
1012
01:08:45,589 --> 01:08:47,691
* I wander
1013
01:08:47,724 --> 01:08:49,893
* Wandering
1014
01:08:49,926 --> 01:08:54,631
* All around
this big place I live *
1015
01:09:32,236 --> 01:09:33,370
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
1016
01:09:34,538 --> 01:09:35,939
Hi. Uh...
Hi.
1017
01:09:37,974 --> 01:09:40,677
(STRAINING) Your father
gave this to me.
1018
01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:44,348
He asked me
never to open it.
1019
01:10:23,953 --> 01:10:26,590
(CARTOON MUSIC FOR SUPERHEROES
PLAYING)
1020
01:10:34,531 --> 01:10:37,033
* Good night
1021
01:10:37,066 --> 01:10:39,536
* I say to you
1022
01:10:39,569 --> 01:10:42,372
* Good night
1023
01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:47,644
* Dream
1024
01:10:48,778 --> 01:10:52,682
* Of all the impossible
1025
01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:59,756
* And when you wake
1026
01:10:59,789 --> 01:11:02,692
* You'll see
1027
01:11:06,095 --> 01:11:09,833
* That all these dreams
1028
01:11:09,866 --> 01:11:12,068
* Aren't fake
1029
01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:14,571
* They're real
1030
01:11:14,604 --> 01:11:17,974
* Not impossible
1031
01:11:20,377 --> 01:11:23,347
* Believe
1032
01:11:24,414 --> 01:11:27,984
* You'll be all right
1033
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:33,390
* Sad things
1034
01:11:34,491 --> 01:11:38,027
* You keep inside
1035
01:11:40,397 --> 01:11:43,433
* So go
1036
01:11:43,467 --> 01:11:47,371
* Tell me what it's like
1037
01:11:48,372 --> 01:11:52,376
* Tell me what you like
1038
01:11:52,409 --> 01:11:57,681
* About when you dream
1039
01:12:34,584 --> 01:12:36,520
(OBSTINATE PLAYING)
1040
01:13:01,778 --> 01:13:07,183
* Free from it all
1041
01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:10,787
* I'm not gonna change
1042
01:13:10,820 --> 01:13:14,090
* Till I want to
1043
01:13:14,123 --> 01:13:20,797
* And I'm free from it all
1044
01:13:20,830 --> 01:13:24,501
* I'm not gonna change
1045
01:13:24,534 --> 01:13:28,137
* Till I want to
1046
01:13:35,244 --> 01:13:37,947
* By the way she looked
1047
01:13:37,981 --> 01:13:40,517
* I should've calmed down
1048
01:13:42,018 --> 01:13:44,554
* I went too far
1049
01:13:44,588 --> 01:13:49,025
* Oh, that's all
I've got to say
1050
01:13:49,058 --> 01:13:51,227
* By the way she looked
1051
01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:53,830
* I should've calmed down
1052
01:13:55,632 --> 01:13:58,201
* I went too far
1053
01:13:58,234 --> 01:14:01,437
* Oh, that's all
I've got to say
1054
01:14:30,266 --> 01:14:35,739
* Free from it all
1055
01:14:35,772 --> 01:14:39,142
* I'm not gonna change
1056
01:14:39,175 --> 01:14:42,546
* Till I want to
1057
01:14:42,579 --> 01:14:48,017
* And I'm free
from the world
1058
01:14:49,586 --> 01:14:52,155
* Where I built
1059
01:14:52,188 --> 01:14:57,661
* Too many roads
1060
01:15:03,933 --> 01:15:06,169
* By the way she looked
1061
01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:09,105
* I should've calmed down
1062
01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:12,976
* I went too far
1063
01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:16,680
* Oh, that's all
I've got to say *
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