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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,590 --> 00:00:03,590 ( upbeat theme playing ) 2 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:09,090 ( indistinct chatter ) 3 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:15,100 Oh, my God. 4 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:16,600 ( stutters ) 5 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:17,600 Excuse me, I'm sorry. 6 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,600 Um, man-- Uh, you're-- 7 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:21,110 You're Ray Charles, aren't you? 8 00:00:21,110 --> 00:00:22,110 That's right. 9 00:00:22,110 --> 00:00:24,110 Oh, man, I-I'm a huge fan of yours. 10 00:00:24,110 --> 00:00:25,610 And, uh, my girlfriend and I-- 11 00:00:25,610 --> 00:00:27,610 We listen to your music all the time. 12 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:29,610 And, well, she's not my girlfriend anymore 13 00:00:29,610 --> 00:00:31,120 but-- But... 14 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:32,620 Oh... Oh, you know something? 15 00:00:32,620 --> 00:00:34,620 This would be perfect, this would be perfect. 16 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:35,620 Listen, Ray... 17 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:37,120 Uh-- Mr. Charles, sorry. 18 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:40,120 My girlfriend and I just recently broke-up 19 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:42,630 and no matter what I do she won't take me back. 20 00:00:42,630 --> 00:00:44,130 I mean, I've tried everything. 21 00:00:44,130 --> 00:00:45,630 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 22 00:00:45,630 --> 00:00:47,130 What a sad story. 23 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:48,130 Yeah, yeah, yeah... 24 00:00:49,630 --> 00:00:50,630 Well, uh-- 25 00:00:50,630 --> 00:00:52,640 Okay, you know your song: 26 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,140 "I Can't Stop Loving You?" 27 00:00:54,140 --> 00:00:55,640 Oh, yeah, I've heard it. 28 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:57,140 ( laughs ) 29 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:58,140 Of course, I-I... 30 00:00:58,140 --> 00:00:59,640 You sing it all the time, I mean... 31 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:01,650 Well, anyway, um, uh-- 32 00:01:01,650 --> 00:01:02,650 My girlfriend, Alex-- 33 00:01:02,650 --> 00:01:03,650 That's her name, Alex. 34 00:01:03,650 --> 00:01:05,150 --that is her favorite song 35 00:01:05,150 --> 00:01:06,150 and I was thinking that, uh-- 36 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:07,650 She's standing right over there. 37 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:09,150 If you were to just go over to her 38 00:01:09,150 --> 00:01:12,160 and just sing a few bars of "I Can't Stop Loving You" 39 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:13,160 and say it's from Brian, 40 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:16,160 she would take me back in a second. 41 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:17,160 What do you say? Huh? 42 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,160 W-w-w-would ya do it? Huh? 43 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:20,670 Would ya? Huh? Please? 44 00:01:24,170 --> 00:01:26,170 No. 45 00:01:30,670 --> 00:01:32,680 ( upbeat theme playing ) 46 00:01:42,190 --> 00:01:43,690 Hey, Joe. Hey. 47 00:01:43,690 --> 00:01:45,690 Uh, listen, this morning on your landing 48 00:01:45,690 --> 00:01:47,190 did you by any chance 49 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:49,190 hear a really scary grinding noise 50 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:51,200 coming out of the port engine? 51 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,200 No, why? 52 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,200 Ah, it's probably nothing. 53 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,200 No, wait, hold on. 54 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:57,700 If you think you heard something 55 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,200 you probably should check it out. 56 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:00,710 You're right. 57 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:01,710 It's better to be safe 58 00:02:01,710 --> 00:02:03,210 then really, really sorry. 59 00:02:05,210 --> 00:02:08,210 Oh, Joe, the man from the bank is here. 60 00:02:08,210 --> 00:02:09,210 Oh, all right, send him in. 61 00:02:09,210 --> 00:02:10,210 Fay, uh-- 62 00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:12,220 Think I have a chance of getting this loan? 63 00:02:12,220 --> 00:02:13,720 Oh, of course I do. 64 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,220 You're not just saying that, are you? 65 00:02:15,220 --> 00:02:17,220 Of course I am. 66 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:19,720 Uh, right this way, Mr. Thompson. 67 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:21,230 How do you do, Mr. Hackett? Steve Thompson. 68 00:02:21,230 --> 00:02:22,730 Hi, nice to finally meet you. 69 00:02:22,730 --> 00:02:24,230 Uh, please, uh-- Call me Joe. 70 00:02:24,230 --> 00:02:26,730 Okay, I trust you were able to put the figures together for me. 71 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:29,230 Yeah, yeah, I got the, uh, tax returns 72 00:02:29,230 --> 00:02:31,240 and the profits and loss statements from last five years 73 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:32,740 right here. 74 00:02:35,740 --> 00:02:37,740 You're staring at my head, aren't you? 75 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:39,740 No, no, I'm not. Yes, you are. 76 00:02:39,740 --> 00:02:41,750 No, I'm not, I'm just looking at your hat. 77 00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:43,750 You're a Red Sox fan, huh? 78 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:45,750 You wanna know what's under the hat, don't you? 79 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,750 No, I don't. Yes, you do. 80 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:50,750 All right, all right, I just had 81 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:51,760 a little work done on my hairline. 82 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,260 You're repulsed, aren't you? 83 00:02:58,260 --> 00:02:59,260 No, I'm not. 84 00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:00,770 Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, 85 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:02,270 I just had these hair plugs put in 86 00:03:02,270 --> 00:03:03,770 and I'm a little self-conscious. 87 00:03:03,770 --> 00:03:06,270 Oh, there's no need to be, it's barely noticeable. 88 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,770 I can't believe it. 89 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:10,270 Alex didn't even go for the monkey. 90 00:03:10,270 --> 00:03:11,280 How am I gonna get her back? 91 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:12,280 I've tried every-- 92 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,280 Yow! What the hell happened to you? 93 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:15,280 Brian, Brian-- 94 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,280 Did you see this? If your barber did that to you, 95 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,280 you really got a lawsuit coming. 96 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:20,790 Boy, you get that head in front of a jury 97 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:22,290 you're gonna make a fortune. 98 00:03:22,290 --> 00:03:23,790 Brian, this is Mr. Thompson 99 00:03:23,790 --> 00:03:24,790 from down at the bank. 100 00:03:24,790 --> 00:03:26,790 He's here about our loan. 101 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:28,790 Look, I, uh-- I just had these hair plugs put in. 102 00:03:28,790 --> 00:03:31,300 Really, it's hardly noticeable. 103 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:33,800 Anyway, uh, back to business. 104 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,300 I notice here in the third quarter 105 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:36,800 the profits seem a little down. 106 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,300 Oh, yeah, I know. 107 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:39,800 I know that things look a little spotty right now 108 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,310 but I think in a few months you'll see a lot of new growth. 109 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,310 Joe, I really need to talk to you about Davis-- 110 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:50,310 Holy mackerel! 111 00:03:50,310 --> 00:03:52,320 Helen, Helen... What happened to your head? 112 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,820 Helen, this is Mr. Thompson 113 00:03:53,820 --> 00:03:55,320 from the bank. 114 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,320 I-I just had hair plugs put in. 115 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,320 Oh, honey, you didn't get 'em done 116 00:03:58,320 --> 00:03:59,820 down at the mall, did you? 117 00:04:01,330 --> 00:04:02,830 Look, I think I can take this paperwork 118 00:04:02,830 --> 00:04:04,330 back to the office. 119 00:04:04,330 --> 00:04:06,330 Oh, no, no, no, listen. Mr. Thompson, please, uh-- 120 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:08,330 You can stay here, I will make sure no one 121 00:04:08,330 --> 00:04:09,830 says anything else about your head. 122 00:04:10,830 --> 00:04:12,840 Joe, I think I know what the problem is. 123 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:14,340 Bad plugs. 124 00:04:20,340 --> 00:04:21,850 Uh, look, Mr. Thompson, I'm very sorry. 125 00:04:21,850 --> 00:04:23,350 He was talking about-- 126 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:25,350 Don't worry about it. I have everything I need 127 00:04:25,350 --> 00:04:26,850 to present to the loan committee. 128 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,350 Actually, they're meeting today, 129 00:04:28,350 --> 00:04:30,350 so why don't you stop to my office sometime after 4. 130 00:04:30,350 --> 00:04:31,360 I should have an answer for you. 131 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,360 Great, okay, I'll see you then. 132 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:36,360 Hey, Sox fan, huh? 133 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,360 All right, I have hair plugs! 134 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:39,860 Okay? 135 00:04:39,860 --> 00:04:40,860 Really? 136 00:04:40,860 --> 00:04:42,370 They're hardly noticeable. 137 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:47,370 Thanks a lot, Antonio. 138 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:48,870 Well, that couldn't have gone any worse. 139 00:04:48,870 --> 00:04:51,380 I'm sorry, Joe, I didn't mean to barge in. 140 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:52,880 It's just that I really need to talk to you. 141 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:53,880 Last weekend, 142 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,880 Davis was acting so weird. 143 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,380 And I haven't heard from him since. 144 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:58,880 What do you think it could be? 145 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,380 Am I too demanding? 146 00:05:00,380 --> 00:05:02,390 Or maybe, maybe-- 147 00:05:02,390 --> 00:05:03,890 Maybe I'm boring. 148 00:05:03,890 --> 00:05:05,890 No, look, Helen, you're just being too hard on yourself. 149 00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:08,390 Yeah, you just probably put on some weight. 150 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,400 Brian, we need to talk. 151 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,400 Oh, great, great. 152 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,400 That's all I really want to do with you. 153 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,900 I just wanna sit down and talk, you know. 154 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:20,900 And I think that once we get back together 155 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:21,910 we'll be better than ever. 156 00:05:21,910 --> 00:05:23,410 Oh, but... 157 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:24,910 ...you wanted to be the one to say it, didn't you? 158 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:26,410 I'm sorry, go ahead. 159 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:27,410 Phone bill came. 160 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:28,910 Send me a check. 161 00:05:30,410 --> 00:05:31,920 Alex? 162 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:32,920 Baby? 163 00:05:34,420 --> 00:05:36,420 So, uh, how'd it go with Mr. Thompson? 164 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:37,420 Oh, horrible. 165 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:38,920 But I'm trying to be optimistic. 166 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:39,920 One way or another 167 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:41,430 I am going to get a second plane. 168 00:05:41,430 --> 00:05:42,430 Oh, wise up, Hackett. 169 00:05:42,430 --> 00:05:44,430 Nobody's gonna give you a loan. 170 00:05:44,430 --> 00:05:45,930 You're always gonna be the same crappy little 171 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:48,930 one-plane operation you've always been. 172 00:05:48,930 --> 00:05:49,930 Oh, Roy. 173 00:05:49,930 --> 00:05:51,440 Don't be so negative. 174 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,940 Just because every other bank has turned him down 175 00:05:53,940 --> 00:05:55,440 and sure, none of his relatives 176 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,440 will answer his phone calls anymore 177 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,440 and sure, he's asked practically everyone he knows for money 178 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:01,450 but that doesn't-- 179 00:06:02,950 --> 00:06:04,950 Don't look at me, I've got one lousy T-bill 180 00:06:04,950 --> 00:06:06,450 and it's gotta last. 181 00:06:08,950 --> 00:06:09,950 Hey, Joe. 182 00:06:09,950 --> 00:06:11,960 What's this rumor I hear there's a-- 183 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:12,960 There's a new plane on the way? 184 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:14,460 Oh, yeah, look-- 185 00:06:14,460 --> 00:06:15,960 Why is it the mechanic is always the last to know? 186 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,460 Do you know how difficult it is 187 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,460 to care for a new plane? 188 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:19,460 Lowell, I was-- 189 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:20,460 Staying up all night 190 00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:22,970 whenever the fuel line is clogged, 191 00:06:22,970 --> 00:06:24,970 getting up at 3 a.m. to change it's oil. 192 00:06:24,970 --> 00:06:25,970 Worrying every time 193 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:27,970 it spits up God knows what-- 194 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:29,970 Lowell, I was going to tell you-- 195 00:06:29,970 --> 00:06:31,480 Now that I have one up and running 196 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:32,980 I was hoping to have a little time for me. 197 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:34,980 A little me-time, Joe. 198 00:06:34,980 --> 00:06:36,480 Maybe travel, 199 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,980 take up watercolors. 200 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:38,980 But no. 201 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:39,980 No, now I have to-- 202 00:06:39,980 --> 00:06:40,980 Look, Lowell, I was-- 203 00:06:40,980 --> 00:06:43,490 Don't...touch me. 204 00:06:44,990 --> 00:06:46,990 ( upbeat theme playing ) 205 00:06:50,490 --> 00:06:52,500 ( upbeat theme playing ) 206 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,000 Well, I'll see you later, Helen. 207 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Oh, I almost forgot. While you were out, 208 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,510 Davis called. 209 00:07:01,510 --> 00:07:03,010 He did? What did he say? 210 00:07:03,010 --> 00:07:05,010 He said he's flying here to see you. 211 00:07:05,010 --> 00:07:06,510 He did? 212 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:07,510 Why? 213 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:08,510 Beats me, he didn't say. 214 00:07:08,510 --> 00:07:10,010 Gotta go. 215 00:07:10,010 --> 00:07:11,520 Well, wait, something must be wrong. 216 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:13,520 Uh, he doesn't come here in the middle of the week. 217 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,020 Oh, my gosh, it must be important. 218 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:17,020 Well, what were his exact words? 219 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:19,520 Uh, okay, okay, let me see... 220 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:21,530 Well, first he said, uh-- 221 00:07:21,530 --> 00:07:22,530 "Hi, Lowell." 222 00:07:22,530 --> 00:07:24,530 He thought I was Lowell. 223 00:07:24,530 --> 00:07:26,530 Uh, and then he said, uh-- 224 00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:28,530 "Tell Helen I will be coming 225 00:07:28,530 --> 00:07:30,530 to the island to see her. 226 00:07:30,530 --> 00:07:32,040 Got that?" 227 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:34,040 Yes, I've got that. 228 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,540 No, no, that's what he said. "Got that?" 229 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:36,540 And I said, 230 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:38,540 "Yes, got that." 231 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:40,540 Then I hung up and had a cookie. 232 00:07:41,550 --> 00:07:43,050 Dammit. 233 00:07:43,050 --> 00:07:45,050 Don't worry, I put 50 cents on the counter. 234 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:47,050 I knew it. 235 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,550 He's coming here to break up with me 236 00:07:48,550 --> 00:07:50,550 I can just feel it. 237 00:07:50,550 --> 00:07:52,560 Oh, God, I'm about to get dumped. 238 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,560 Helen, Helen, you don't know that. 239 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,560 Yeah, but you do, don't you? 240 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,060 You know something, don't you? 241 00:07:58,060 --> 00:07:59,560 He told you something, didn't he? 242 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:00,560 No, he didn't tell me anything-- 243 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:02,570 Yes, he did. I know how you guys all stick together. 244 00:08:02,570 --> 00:08:05,070 Why are you protecting him? Just tell me what he said. 245 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:06,070 Helen, I swear, he did-- 246 00:08:06,070 --> 00:08:07,570 Tell me what he said! 247 00:08:09,070 --> 00:08:11,070 I don't know anything. 248 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:14,080 Get your hands off me 249 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,080 or I'll use my pepper spray. 250 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:23,090 ( upbeat theme playing ) 251 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,590 Come on, we're gonna be late for our meeting at the bank. 252 00:08:29,590 --> 00:08:30,590 Joe, cover me, cover me, will ya? 253 00:08:30,590 --> 00:08:32,600 I'm just too bummed out about Alex to go. 254 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,100 Oh, look at her. Look at her, will you? 255 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,100 Oh, I gotta get her back somehow. 256 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,600 I'll do anything. You got any advise? 257 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,110 Yeah. Give it up. 258 00:08:42,110 --> 00:08:43,610 Brian, look, look, 259 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:44,610 it's over. 260 00:08:44,610 --> 00:08:45,610 You gotta accept that. 261 00:08:45,610 --> 00:08:48,110 Quit now, while you still have 262 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:49,610 a little shred of dignity. 263 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:54,620 Attention, Sandpiper passengers. 264 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:57,620 Today's 5:30 flight to Boston is-- 265 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:58,620 Wait, w-w-w-w... 266 00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:00,620 Could I just borrow this for one second? 267 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:01,630 Just one second. 268 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,630 ( clears throat ) 269 00:09:08,630 --> 00:09:10,630 This is for that little lady 270 00:09:10,630 --> 00:09:12,640 sitting right over there. 271 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:17,140 ( stutters ) 272 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,640 Alex 273 00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:22,150 Hey, it's me 274 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:23,650 Brian 275 00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:28,150 I'm not lyin' 276 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:31,660 When I tell you I'm cryin' 277 00:09:31,660 --> 00:09:33,160 My heart is... 278 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,160 Fryin' 279 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,660 Whatever you're sellin' I'm buyin' 280 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,660 'Cause inside I'm dyin' 281 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:42,670 You're dyin' out here too, pal. 282 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:48,170 So, Alex 283 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:51,680 I just found out 284 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:54,180 That nothing rhymes 285 00:09:54,180 --> 00:09:56,180 With Alex 286 00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:57,680 Except for maybe 287 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:03,190 No nothing rhymes With Alex 288 00:10:03,190 --> 00:10:05,190 So please 289 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:09,690 Please come back to me 290 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,200 ( applause ) 291 00:10:21,710 --> 00:10:23,210 Brian, 292 00:10:23,210 --> 00:10:24,710 that you would do this-- 293 00:10:24,710 --> 00:10:25,710 That you would 294 00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:27,710 embarrass and humiliate yourself 295 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,710 and in front of all these people... 296 00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:31,220 Well... 297 00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:32,220 ...it tells me something. 298 00:10:32,220 --> 00:10:33,720 ( gasps ) 299 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,720 You're an even bigger idiot than I thought. 300 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:41,230 One more time 301 00:10:43,230 --> 00:10:45,230 ( upbeat theme playing ) 302 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:47,730 ( whistling ) 303 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,230 Oh, hey, Roy? Mmm. 304 00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:51,230 Um, is Davis listed on any of your New York flights? 305 00:10:51,230 --> 00:10:53,240 Oh, come on, Chapel. 306 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,240 You know I can't give out the names of my passengers. 307 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,240 Ever hear of FAA regulations? 308 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:02,250 You ever hear of having your lip waxed 309 00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:03,750 with hot bacon fat? 310 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,250 You know, Chapel, another time, another place, 311 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,750 this would be foreplay. 312 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:20,760 Hi. 313 00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:24,270 Hi, Davis. 314 00:11:24,270 --> 00:11:27,270 Yeah, Antonio told me that you were coming. 315 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,770 It's good to see you. 316 00:11:30,770 --> 00:11:32,780 Yeah, it's good to see you too. 317 00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:35,780 What are you doing here and why do you have a golf club? 318 00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:38,280 Well, I was playing golf in Florida with some clients-- 319 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,280 Oh, I was playing horribly. 320 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,790 I couldn't hit a drive, I couldn't sink a putt. 321 00:11:42,790 --> 00:11:44,790 When I thought they'd break right, they broke left. 322 00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:46,290 When I thought they'd break left-- 323 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,790 They broke right, yeah, I get it. 324 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,290 Well, anyway, 325 00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:51,800 on this one hole, I hit into a trap. 326 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,300 A trap so deep 327 00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:55,300 I thought I'd never get out. 328 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:57,800 That made me think of you. 329 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,300 Thank you, Davis. 330 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:01,300 Well, I knew right then and there that I had to see you. 331 00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:02,810 So I walked right off the course, 332 00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:04,310 took a cab to the airport, 333 00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:06,310 chartered a jet and flew straight here. 334 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,310 Helen, 335 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,810 we can't go on like this. 336 00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:11,820 Here it comes. 337 00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:14,320 The time we've spent together has been great. 338 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,820 But it's just not enough anymore. 339 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,320 That's right. Living in two different cities 340 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,820 trying to keep a relationship together 341 00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:21,830 is killing us, so... 342 00:12:21,830 --> 00:12:22,830 ...I think I know what we should do. 343 00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:24,330 Yeah, so do I. 344 00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:25,330 You do? 345 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:27,330 Course I do. I'm way ahead of you, Davis. 346 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,830 Oh, boy, that makes this so much easier. 347 00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:30,830 Just say it! 348 00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:32,340 Helen, I think we ought to get married. 349 00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:33,840 It's just typical of the-- 350 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,340 What? 351 00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:41,850 I want you to marry me. 352 00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:46,350 Um, what? 353 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:49,350 Are you gonna make me say this again? 354 00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:50,850 Yeah, I think I definitely need to hear that 355 00:12:50,850 --> 00:12:51,860 one more time. 356 00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:54,860 Helen... 357 00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:56,860 ...will you marry me? 358 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,360 ( crying ): Yes. 359 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,870 ( dramatic theme playing ) 360 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,370 ( upbeat theme playing ) 361 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:15,380 Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm getting married. 362 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:16,880 I never want us to spend a moment apart 363 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,880 for the rest of our lives. 364 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,380 Well, gotta go. 365 00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:21,380 What? 366 00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:22,890 I know this is crazy but I just left 367 00:13:22,890 --> 00:13:25,390 three very confused clients on the 13th green. 368 00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:27,390 I gotta fly down there and smooth things over. 369 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,890 Meet me in New York tonight and we'll start celebrating. 370 00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:31,400 Okay. I'll be there. 371 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:34,900 Wait a second, 372 00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:35,900 I didn't even get you a ring. 373 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:36,900 Oh, pfff-- 374 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,400 I don't need a ring. 375 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,900 Yet. 376 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:42,910 No, no, I-I-I'm supposed to give you something. 377 00:13:44,410 --> 00:13:45,410 Here. 378 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:47,910 A golf ball. 379 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,410 It was my grandmother's. 380 00:13:51,410 --> 00:13:53,420 Bye. Ohh... 381 00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:54,920 ( giddy laugh ) 382 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,420 Hello? 383 00:13:58,420 --> 00:13:59,920 Anybody? 384 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,930 Um, something just happened here. 385 00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:04,430 ( screams ): Hey! 386 00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:07,430 What's a matter? What's wrong? 387 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,930 You won't believe what just happened. 388 00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:11,940 What? All right, let me try. 389 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:13,440 You just got a phone call and you found out 390 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,940 you were switched at birth. 391 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,440 And your birth parents are circus people. 392 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,950 Now, I don't know what they do but I think it involves 393 00:14:21,950 --> 00:14:23,950 big floppy shoes and a seltzer bottle. 394 00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:26,450 No. 395 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,450 Davis just asked me to marry him. 396 00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:30,450 ( laughs ): You expect us 397 00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:32,460 to believe that one? 398 00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:33,460 No, it's true. 399 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:34,460 He was golfing in Florida. 400 00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:36,460 He got caught in a trap and he thought of me. 401 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,460 So he chartered a jet, 402 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,960 came down here and proposed. 403 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,960 Hey, if you don't believe me, look. 404 00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:44,970 What was that circus thing again? 405 00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:46,970 Helen? 406 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:47,970 I just have to make sure-- 407 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,470 You did say yes, right? 408 00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:50,470 Yes! 409 00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:52,980 Great, I'll see you tonight. 410 00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:54,480 Hey, You're gonna love her family. 411 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,480 They're circus people. 412 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,480 ( laughter ) 413 00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:02,490 Helen, Helen, I am so happy for you. 414 00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:04,490 I'm glad somebody's relationship is working out. 415 00:15:04,490 --> 00:15:06,990 Ah, well, originally I thought it would be me and Alex 416 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:07,990 but if it can't be me-- 417 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:08,990 Well, why can't it be me? 418 00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:09,990 Brian, this is my moment. 419 00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:10,990 Sorry, sorry. 420 00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:13,500 Chapel, Chapel, word of advice. 421 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,500 He is rich. 422 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:17,000 Don't let him sucker you into a prenup. 423 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000 That way when he dumps you, 424 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,500 you can bleed him dry. 425 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,510 Roy, I am not gonna need 426 00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:24,010 a prenuptial agreement. 427 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,510 I think New York is a community property state. 428 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,510 Let's see, I've gotta pack, 429 00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:30,510 uh, and get to New York. 430 00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:32,020 Oh, Roy? Yeah. 431 00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:34,020 Um, I need a ticket on your last flight to New York. 432 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,520 Oh, Chapel, 433 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,020 put your money away. 434 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,020 Gosh, thank you, Roy. 435 00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:40,520 I'll bill you. 436 00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:43,530 Hey, Alex! 437 00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:46,030 Well-- 438 00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:47,030 What was that all about? 439 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,030 Oh, uh-- 440 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,030 Lynch just asked Helen to marry him. 441 00:15:51,030 --> 00:15:52,040 Oh, that's great. 442 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,540 No wonder she's so happy. 443 00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:54,540 You-- You-- 444 00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:57,540 You can be that happy too, you know. 445 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,040 If Lynch asked me to marry him, I would be. 446 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,540 Oh, come on! 447 00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:02,550 Alex, this is insane. 448 00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:05,050 We belong together. 449 00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:07,050 So why don't I just come over tonight. 450 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,550 and bring a bottle of wine-- 451 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:11,050 Brian, when are you gonna get it through your head? 452 00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:14,060 No matter how many cute little gimmicks you try, 453 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,560 we're not gonna get back together. 454 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:16,560 It's over. 455 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,560 Okay. 456 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,560 Fine. 457 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,560 Fine. It's over. 458 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,070 'Cause I've had enough humiliation 459 00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:25,070 to last me a lifetime. I'm done. 460 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,070 Oh, good. 461 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,070 The Cupid-gram. 462 00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:32,080 She's gonna love this, she's right this way. 463 00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:35,580 Nice wings. 464 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,580 Oh, hey, Lowell. 465 00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:41,080 You'll never guess what just happened. 466 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,590 Oh, I'm way ahead of you, Joe. 467 00:16:42,590 --> 00:16:44,590 It's-- It's quite wonderful. 468 00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:45,590 Uh, oh, wow. 469 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:47,090 Wow, news sure travels fast. 470 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:49,090 I only left the bank ten minutes ago. 471 00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:51,090 They know down at the bank? 472 00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:52,600 Well, yeah, of course. 473 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,100 They're the ones that made the decision. 474 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,600 The bank was involved? 475 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,100 Yeah. 476 00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,100 Uh, we're not talking about the same thing, are we? 477 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,110 Joe, try to keep up here. 478 00:17:02,110 --> 00:17:04,610 We're talking about Helen and Lynch. They're getting married. 479 00:17:04,610 --> 00:17:05,610 What? 480 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:08,610 I think I said that pretty clearly. 481 00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:09,610 Helen and Lynch 482 00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:11,610 are getting married? 483 00:17:11,610 --> 00:17:13,120 Joe, I think I've gotten to the root 484 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:15,120 of our communication problem. 485 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:18,120 You just don't listen. 486 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,120 ( upbeat theme playing ) 487 00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:27,630 ( knocking ) 488 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:28,630 Come on in. 489 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,130 Oh, oh, my God. 490 00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:32,640 I just heard. Oh, I'm thrilled for you. 491 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,140 I can't believe I'm getting married, Joe. 492 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,140 Did you tell your mom yet? 493 00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:36,140 She must've gone nuts. 494 00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:37,640 Oh, I called her but no one was home. 495 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:38,640 So I left this message; 496 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,640 "Hi, Mom, it's Helen," 497 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,640 ( screams ): "Call me!" 498 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,150 Well, I gotta pack, 499 00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:44,150 I'm going to New York. 500 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,650 I gotta get ready. 501 00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:47,650 I'll let you get back to that, okay? 502 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:48,650 Okay. Bye. 503 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:49,650 Bye. 504 00:17:49,650 --> 00:17:51,150 Oh, Joe? 505 00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:53,160 Um, listen, thanks for coming by. 506 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,160 I really appreciate it. 507 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,160 Come on, I couldn't not come by. 508 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,160 Well, I should go. 509 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,660 Okay, 'cause I'm gonna pack. 510 00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:00,660 All right. Okay. 511 00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:01,660 Bye. Bye. 512 00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:05,170 Oh, oh, my God, Helen, 513 00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:06,670 uh-- I almost forgot. 514 00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:09,670 You know, you're not the only person with good news today. 515 00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:10,670 You got the loan? 516 00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:11,670 I got the loan! 517 00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:13,180 You got the loan? I got it. I got it. 518 00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:16,180 Oh, my gosh. Isn't it incredible? 519 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:17,680 How our lives just worked out so perfectly 520 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,180 and both on the same day? 521 00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:20,680 I know, it's like we go along 522 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:21,680 from one boring day to the next 523 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,190 and then suddenly-- Wham; 524 00:18:23,190 --> 00:18:24,690 everything just clicks. 525 00:18:24,690 --> 00:18:26,190 Well, um... 526 00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:27,190 I'm gonna go. 527 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,190 Okay, yeah, I'm gonna pack. 528 00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:30,190 'Kay. Bye. 529 00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:32,200 Bye, Joe. 530 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:33,700 Joe! 531 00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:34,700 Yeah? 532 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,200 I just had this great idea. 533 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,200 You could be my best man. 534 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,700 Um... 535 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,700 Helen, I think that it would be 536 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:43,210 traditional for Davis to choose the best man. 537 00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:44,710 Oh, yeah. 538 00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:46,710 Um, well, you could be my maid of honor. 539 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:47,710 Are you kidding me? 540 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,710 Spend 200 bucks on an ugly purples dress 541 00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:51,210 that I only wear once? 542 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,720 You know, you are my best friend. 543 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,220 Promise me that when I get married 544 00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:58,220 that that will never change. 545 00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,720 Oh, come on. 546 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,220 After all we've been through together. 547 00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:02,730 We've known each other since we were kids. 548 00:19:02,730 --> 00:19:04,230 We're best friends. 549 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,730 For a while there, we were considerably 550 00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:07,230 more than friends. 551 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,730 We're not gonna let a silly thing 552 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:09,730 like a husband come between us. 553 00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:10,730 ( chuckles ) 554 00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,740 Hey, come on, let's make a pact. 555 00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:14,240 Oh, you remember. 556 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,740 Of course I remember. 557 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,250 Well, um... 558 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,250 I'll let you pack. 559 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,250 Yeah, I gotta go to New York. 560 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,250 Yeah. Bye. 561 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,750 Bye. 562 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,760 Listen, Helen, um... 563 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,260 I just-- I just wanna say, congratulations again. 564 00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:37,760 You know, I'm sure that you and Davis will be really happy. 565 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,260 Yeah, sure. 566 00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,260 I-- 567 00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:42,270 I think that I really picked the right man. 568 00:19:42,270 --> 00:19:43,270 Mm-hm. 569 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,780 ( phone rings ) 570 00:20:04,790 --> 00:20:07,290 ( ringing continues ) 571 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,790 Uh, that's probably your mom. 572 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:09,790 Yeah, I got to get that. 573 00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:10,790 Yeah. 574 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,800 Yeah, well, um... 575 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:15,300 Yeah, okay. 576 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:18,800 Hello. 577 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,800 Hey, Momma. 578 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,300 ( laughs ) 579 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,810 You're not gonna believe what happened today. 580 00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:25,810 Davis asked me to marry him and I said yes. 581 00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:28,310 ( giggles ) 582 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:28,810 Uh-huh... 583 00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:32,320 ( dramatic theme playing ) 584 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,820 ( door opens ) 585 00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:41,820 It's all over, Joey. It's just-- 586 00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:43,330 It's all over. 587 00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:44,330 Uh-- 588 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,830 Hey, Brian, um, whatever it is, 589 00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:47,330 can we talk about it tomorrow? 590 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,330 ( moans ) 591 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,330 I just tried everything I could think of 592 00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:52,340 to get her back, you know. 593 00:20:52,340 --> 00:20:53,840 The Cupid thing didn't work, 594 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,340 I even hired somebody to skywrite: 595 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:57,340 "Brian loves Alex." 596 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,340 My luck, ran out of smoke and wrote, 597 00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:00,840 "Brian loves Al." 598 00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:05,350 Hey, uh... 599 00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:07,850 Brian, come on, I'm tired. 600 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,350 What am I gonna do? 601 00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:11,860 I just made a big, big mistake 602 00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:13,360 letting Alex get away. 603 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,860 Well, I... 604 00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:16,360 I guess it's true what they say, you know, 605 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,360 once you break up with somebody 606 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,360 you can never get back together, huh? 607 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,370 Huh? 608 00:21:22,370 --> 00:21:24,370 Oh, come on, Joey, 609 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,370 talk to me. 610 00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,370 Yow! 611 00:21:31,370 --> 00:21:32,880 Weren't you supposed to get--? 612 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,380 When did you two--? 613 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,880 Joe, is there something you'd like to say to me? 614 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,890 We got the loan. 615 00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:45,390 ( upbeat theme playing ) 616 00:21:51,090 --> 00:22:02,910 ( upbeat theme playing ) 38098

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