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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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Attention all
Sandpiper passengers,
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To allow us to better interface
with other carriers,
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starting today, we are changing
our flight numbers
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to three digits.
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So check your tickets.
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The flight that's
boarding, flight 19,
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will be flight 486.
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Uh, uh, no,
wait a minute.
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Uh, uh, uh, 486 is flight 20.
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Flight 19 is 562.
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I mean, 265.
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N-n-no,
uh, wait, uh,
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265 is, 14,
19 is...
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Oh, the hell with it.
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We have a plane leaving
in five minutes
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if you want to get off
this damn island,
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but be on it.
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Has anyone seen Brian?
He's supposed to
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take a flight
in five minutes.
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I'm sorry, Joe,
I haven't seen him yet.
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Eight thirty in the morning,
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my guess is he's circling
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somewhere over Alex,
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waiting for permission to land.
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Hey, guys.
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Listen, I-I need your opinion
about something, um...
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You think Sylvan
is a good name for a little boy?
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Only if he's a little boy
who doesn't mind bleeding.
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Uh, why are you reading
1001 Names To Give Your Child?
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Cause' there's
a baby on the way,
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I can't avoid my responsibility.
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Give me 50 bucks,
I'll get ya five guys
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who'll swear they were with her.
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It's not my baby, Roy,
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it's my sister's.
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Oh, was, uh, this the sister
with the webbed fingers?
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No, it isn't.
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That's Trina.
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And it's webbed toes.
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Uh, babies due
any day now,
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and it's a
Mather family tradition
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for the godfather,
that's me,
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to name the baby.
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Oh, well, remember, Lowell,
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you wanna make sure
that the first and last name
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sound good together.
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What's your sisters last name?
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Mather.
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Oh, Lowell, I think she means
her married name.
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Oh...
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Mather.
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Wait a moment, uh...
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she married a Mather?
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Trust me,
this is a family tree
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you do not wanna climb.
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Lowell, please tell me that your
sister is not marrying
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your brother, or something.
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No, no.
That didn't work out.
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Ah, what's the big deal?
They're third cousins.
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I mean, the way you guys
are carrying on,
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you'd think she'd married
a perfect stranger.
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Well, you know, Eleanor and
Franklin Roosevelt were cousins.
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Hm. Yet another
similarity
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between the Roosevelts
and the Mathers.
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Go right through
gate one.
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Hey, hey.
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Hey, what--?
I know, I know,
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I know, I know,
I'm late, I'm late, all right.
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Just gimme two seconds,
I was over at, uh, Alex's.
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What, you overslept?
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Not exactly.
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Oh, all right, you scored
with your own girlfriend.
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What a stud.
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Listen, I had to go home,
shower, get my stuff,
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but relax, I'm here.
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But look at you,
you know.
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A pilot
is supposed to instill
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confidence in
the passengers.
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Excuse me, I don't
instill confidence?
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You're wearing
two different shoes.
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I'm making a statement.
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Yeah, you're saying
"Look at me, I'm an idiot."
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Bri, I'm glad
I caught you here,
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you left your, uh,
wallet at my place.
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Oh, thanks.
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Oh, oh, oh,
and this.
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I missed you.
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I missed you.
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You're gonna miss
the flight.
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The hell
with it.
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Listen, Brian,
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You go home,
get cleaned up.
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You can take the 10:00,
I'll take this flight.
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I think it'd be
a hell of a lot easier
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if you two just
moved in together.
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( chuckles )
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Boy, you believe him.
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Yeah, us living
together, ha.
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Although, I mean,
it's not such a...
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far-out idea, huh?
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Well, have you
thought about it?
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Well, not really.
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Well, maybe we should
think about it for a minute.
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Okay.
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Yeah, 1078.
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What?
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Ceiling tiles.
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So, what do you think?
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I think Lowell's got...
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way too much time
on his hands.
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No, I-I guess I think
moving in together
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would be a pretty
good idea.
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Sure would beat
racing across
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town every morning
just to pick up underwear.
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Yeah. My place is much
closer to the airport.
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We do spend almost every night
there together anyway.
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I can't think of
a reason not to do it.
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Me neither.
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So that's it.
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I guess we're
moving in together.
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I guess we are.
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( both chuckle )
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I think this
is gonna be great.
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Oh, me too,
me too.
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Hey, Lowell,
guess what?
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We're moving
in together.
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Okay.
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Now I can take down
that giant picture
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I have of you on my wall.
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No, Lowell,
I-I meant, Brian and me.
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Okay.
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That is what I meant.
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What are you doing?
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I'm moving in my speakers,
What's it look like?
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Like you're a roadie
for Metallica.
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Brian, you don't have
to do all this tonight.
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Yeah, I know, I know.
I just, um...
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Makes me feel settled in,
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and I don't wanna leave
your room a mess.
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Brian, it's not just
my room anymore,
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it's our room.
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Right, right, right.
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So, uh...
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where should we put
our speakers?
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How about
out our window?
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( laughing )
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Oh, this is gonna be great.
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It's gonna be great.
It's gonna be great.
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W-what is that?
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Uh, this is a hamper,
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just hooks on to the back
of the old door, and...
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Two points!
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Yeah!
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Here, you try it,
it's cool
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Are these clean?
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I don't know,
smell 'em.
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Yeah, this is gonna
be great.
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( chuckles )
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Hm.
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Oh, man.
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Hey, this is perfect.
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You know, I just
got here and already,
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I feel really at home.
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I think this is gonna be great.
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ALEX:
Me too.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh!
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Wh-What--?
What is that?
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It's my retainer.
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I'm trying to fix
my underbite.
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And-- And why haven't
I seen it before?
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Well, I never wore it
when you stayed here but,
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you know, now that
you'll be here every night.
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( laughs )
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Got any more surprises
in store for me?
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Maybe.
Huh.
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So how do you wanna spend
our first night living together?
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In total darkness.
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Lowell, you still
got that book.
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Haven't picked out
a name yet?
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No.
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But I-I've narrowed
it down to three.
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Kelbo, which means
persecuted and afflicted.
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Maurice, which means
gangster love.
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And Felix,
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which means wonderful,
wonderful cat.
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What do you think?
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Oh, well, um,
Lowell, I can see
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that you'd given it
a lot of thought.
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Give it some more.
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Hey, you know what name
I've always liked?
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Burt.
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You know, like a--
Like a Burt Lancaster.
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Burt Reynolds.
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Nobody messes
with the Burt.
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Although, they--
They--
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They push around
an Antonio.
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You know, they...
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They call him names like, uh,
Antonio Balonio and...
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smelly boy.
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Those heartless punks steal
an Antonio's milk money
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and flick his ears
in the cold.
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They never pull
that crap on a Burt!
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And, uh, if it's a girl,
I like Heather.
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JOE:
Hey, Antonio.
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What the hell
is that supposed to mean?
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Hi, Fay.
Hi, Joe.
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How's life
without Brian?
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Ah, it's great.
As a matter of fact,
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I'm trying to decide
what to do with his room.
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What do you think about
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a multimedia
entertainment center?
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You know, a place to put my TV.
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Oh. Heh.
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Oh, well,
if it's any help,
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when my first husband
George died,
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I turned his den
into a sewing room.
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Then when I married
my second husband George,
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he turned my sewing room
back into a den.
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And when I married
George the third,
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he turned my den back
into a sewing room.
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He was an odd duck, but...
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it was worth it.
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He made this blouse.
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Uh-huh. Mm-hm.
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Have, uh,
you seen Brian?
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Oh, yes,
he's out in the hanger.
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He's asleep on the wing
of the plane.
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Brian.
Brian, Brian.
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Hey, hey.
Ah.
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Hey, hey, hey, Joe.
How ya doing?
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Whoo! Wow, I just dreamt
that Alex smiled at me,
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and instead of teeth,
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she had the grill work
from a '52 Buick.
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What--? What are you
doing out here?
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Agh, just trying to catch
a little nap.
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Haven't slept very well
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since she and I
moved in together.
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HELEN:
Wow.
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Alex, you okay?
You look white.
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I am so tired.
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I haven't gotten any sleep
since Brian moved in.
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( sleazy chuckle )
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Up all night
getting sweaty, huh?
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Tell me about it.
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Please, Roy.
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No, I mean it,
tell me about it.
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I just don't get it.
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I've never
had trouble sleeping.
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No, what's the big deal,
Lambert?
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I've never minded staying up
all night because of a woman.
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Well, you don't have a choice,
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if you dozed off, she'd escape.
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What do you mean
she sniffs?
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She sniffs.
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( sniffing loudly )
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Like this.
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You know, it's horrible.
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And it goes on
all night long.
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Well, you slept
over there before,
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never bothered you.
263
00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:11,260
Before, I wasn't worried
that I'd have to listen to it
264
00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:12,760
for the rest of my life.
265
00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,760
Oh, so what if he
clears his throat?
266
00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,260
I mean,
everybody does that.
267
00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:17,760
( clears throat )
268
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,760
It's a little more
like this.
269
00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,270
Agch! Agch!
270
00:11:22,270 --> 00:11:24,270
I mean, if it's that bad now,
271
00:11:24,270 --> 00:11:26,770
imagine how bad it'll be
in 40 years.
272
00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:29,270
She wears this contraption
on her face.
273
00:11:29,270 --> 00:11:32,280
He has speakers
the size of Stonehenge.
274
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,280
What did she say
when you told her?
275
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:38,280
I didn't tell her, I didn't
want her to think I had doubts.
276
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:42,290
I couldn't tell him, I didn't
want him to think I'm not happy.
277
00:11:42,290 --> 00:11:44,790
I don't know, maybe I-I
rushed into this thing.
278
00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:46,290
M-Maybe I should just
go home and live with you.
279
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,790
No! No. N-no, no.
280
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,790
Look, uh...
281
00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:52,800
You're just probably nervous
about starting something new.
282
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,800
You know, honey, I think you're
worrying about this too much.
283
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,800
You and Alex were meant
to be together,
284
00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:01,310
and once you get over
this little bump in the road,
285
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:04,310
nothing is gonna be able to come
between a great couple like you.
286
00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:06,810
Now, I-I know in my heart
that this is right.
287
00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:12,820
You really don't want me
to come home, do you?
288
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,820
More than words can say.
289
00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:27,330
Oh, Lowell, I heard
your sister had the baby.
290
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,330
Congratulations.
291
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:29,830
Oh, yeah.
Congratulations, Lowell.
292
00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:31,340
Yeah, it's great.
293
00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:35,340
But she threw me a curve,
she went and had twins.
294
00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:37,340
Now I gotta come up
with two names.
295
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,840
It's no big deal, Lowell, you'll
come up with another name.
296
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:43,350
But everybody knows that twins'
names are supposed to rhyme.
297
00:12:43,350 --> 00:12:45,350
You know, if I call him Leon,
298
00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:48,850
can't very well call her Neon.
299
00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,350
Or Freon.
300
00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:51,350
Lowell, look.
301
00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:52,860
Or Peon.
302
00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:54,360
Lowell, wait.
Listen...
303
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,860
Just because
they're twins,
304
00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:57,860
doesn't mean their names
have to rhyme.
305
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,360
I mean, you don't have to
name them, you know, like,
306
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:03,370
Nancy and Fancy.
307
00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:08,870
Hey.
308
00:13:08,870 --> 00:13:11,380
Nancy and Fancy.
309
00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:14,880
Thanks, Joe.
You're a lifesaver.
310
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,880
Years from now,
when a large, angry man
311
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,890
named Fancy Mathers
comes looking for you,
312
00:13:22,890 --> 00:13:24,390
Hide.
313
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,890
Well, I'll tell you,
314
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,890
that Alex can be
really rude.
315
00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:31,400
What's wrong?
316
00:13:31,390 --> 00:13:33,900
I-I was telling her about
my husband's sewing room,
317
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,400
and she fell asleep
right in front of me.
318
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,900
You're kidding?
319
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:41,910
Someone actually slept through
that riveting sewing room story?
320
00:13:41,910 --> 00:13:44,410
Oh, I'm sorry it's not
as fascinating
321
00:13:44,410 --> 00:13:46,410
as the one about the free
hoagie you won
322
00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:49,410
at Fat Tony's
Meatball Dream House.
323
00:13:51,410 --> 00:13:53,420
Boy, Alex and Brian
are really going through
324
00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:54,420
some tough times.
325
00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:55,920
Oh, big surprise.
326
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:56,920
Why would Hackett wanna
327
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,420
hook himself up
with one woman anyway?
328
00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:01,420
Isn't half the fun
of being single
329
00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:03,430
the thrill of the hunt?
330
00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:05,430
Making eye contact
with a woman
331
00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:06,930
across a crowded room.
332
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,430
Wondering if she's as hot
for you, as you are for her.
333
00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:11,430
Wondering if--
She'll take
a check,
334
00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:13,940
or insist on cash.
335
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:14,940
Let me tell
you something,
336
00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:17,940
Roy Biggins
doesn't pay for it.
337
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,940
The Roy Biggins
Corporation does.
338
00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:25,450
Well, guess it's
a good thing
339
00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:27,950
that, uh, you and I
never moved in together.
340
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,950
( chuckles )
What do you mean?
341
00:14:29,950 --> 00:14:31,960
Think we would've
driven each other crazy.
342
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,460
What do you mean?
343
00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:34,960
Well, as I recall,
344
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:38,460
one of us was just a teeny
bit petty and controlling.
345
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,460
Well, I think that's because
one of us was just
346
00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:42,970
a tad rigidly
set in his ways.
347
00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:45,970
Oh, maybe if one of us hadn't
smothered the other one
348
00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:47,470
with constant
attention--
349
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:48,970
Yeah, well, maybe one of us
just did that
350
00:14:48,970 --> 00:14:49,970
because the other
one was so--
351
00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:52,480
Let's see, what's the word
I'm looking for? Cold!
352
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,980
You want a word? I'll give
you one. How about "needy"?
353
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,480
How about
unromantic!
Insecure!
354
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,980
Egotistical!
355
00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:00,480
We had some great
times, didn't we?
356
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,480
Yes.
357
00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:05,990
Hey, Helen.
358
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,490
What's wrong?
359
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:09,490
( sighs )
360
00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:12,500
I haven't slept,
I'm not eating.
361
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,000
I'm worried
that Brian and I
362
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,000
rushed into this
living together thing
363
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,500
and I don't wanna
hurt him but...
364
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,500
maybe I should
ask him to move out.
365
00:15:23,010 --> 00:15:24,510
Oh, no. No, no,
there's no way.
366
00:15:24,510 --> 00:15:26,010
You're not coming home.
367
00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:27,510
You mean, as in, uh,
368
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,510
Thomas Wolfe, uh,
You Can't Go Home Again.
369
00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:34,020
No, Joe Hackett, There's a
Pool Table In Your Bedroom.
370
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,520
Um, well, maybe
you should talk to him.
371
00:15:42,030 --> 00:15:43,030
Hi, babe.
How you doing?
372
00:15:43,030 --> 00:15:44,530
Ah, well, um,
373
00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:46,030
I gotta be really
honest with you, uh,
374
00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:49,530
Joey wants me to
move back in with him.
375
00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:51,030
I-it's incredible.
376
00:15:51,030 --> 00:15:52,540
I mean, I don't know
what's going on, he--
377
00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:54,540
He's really depressed,
but I think it would be better
378
00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:56,540
if I went back and spent a few
nights with him, you know.
379
00:15:56,540 --> 00:16:00,040
That's awful, um,
but I understand,
380
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:03,550
and if a couple nights
isn't enough,
381
00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:05,550
I mean, really, you should
take as much time as you need.
382
00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:07,550
I don't want to come
between you and your brother.
383
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,050
Okay, great. Great. You know,
it's only temporary, right?
384
00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:12,060
As soon as he feels
better, we'll--
385
00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:14,060
We'll pick up right
where we left off.
386
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,060
Absolutely.
387
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,060
Thanks. Thanks.
388
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,060
Yeah, I'll be over later,
389
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:23,070
pick up some stuff, okay.
390
00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:25,070
This is gonna make Joe
so happy.
391
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:30,570
Joey, I'm moving
back home.
392
00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:33,580
Oh, come on,
don't cry.
393
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:41,080
You know, you haven't even
tried to make this work.
394
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,590
Sometimes I think
I'm the only one
395
00:16:42,590 --> 00:16:45,090
who has an investment
in this relationship.
396
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:48,090
Oh, hey, I didn't
hear you come in.
397
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,090
I-I just brought
Joey along
398
00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:51,090
just to help us move
a few thing, you know?
399
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,100
Make it easier.
400
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:55,100
Good idea.
401
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:58,100
Uh, Joey, you wanna start
with the speakers?
402
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,100
Brian, this room is really nice,
are you sure you don't--
403
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,110
J-Just take the speakers
down to your car.
404
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:06,610
( grunts )
405
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:12,120
Well, um, I--
I guess I'll get my stuff
406
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,620
out of the drawer.
407
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:16,120
It's okay, I already
put it in the box.
408
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,620
Oh, that was
thoughtful of you.
409
00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:23,130
Uh, I probably wont need
to take everything with me,
410
00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:24,630
because I'm gonna
be coming back.
411
00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:26,130
Course, you will.
412
00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:31,640
Who we kidding.
413
00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:33,640
You're not
coming back.
414
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,640
Listen, Alex, uh...
415
00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:44,150
I gotta be honest
with you, now this..
416
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,650
This living
together thing,
417
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:49,150
just didn't work out
the way I thought it would.
418
00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:51,150
Yeah, I know.
419
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,160
What happened?
420
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:56,660
I think we're both afraid.
421
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,660
Afraid of what?
422
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:02,170
Of, of...
where it might lead to.
423
00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:04,670
The next step after
living together.
424
00:18:04,670 --> 00:18:06,170
You mean marriage.
425
00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:07,670
Ugh, that's the one.
426
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,670
I just wanna go on record:
427
00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:14,180
( panting ):
I really think you two kids
belong together.
428
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,680
Well, who said
that living together
429
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,180
has to lead to marriage?
430
00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:24,190
So you're not
automatically assuming
431
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,190
that if we live together,
we would get--
432
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:27,190
Married?
Yeah.
433
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,690
No.
Ah, God.
434
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,690
( chuckling ):
No.
435
00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:32,200
Really?
436
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:36,700
Well, then,
I-I don't wanna leave.
437
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,700
I don't want you
to leave.
438
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:39,700
( Joe panting )
439
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,200
Joey...
440
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,710
I'm staying.
441
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:43,710
( sighs )
442
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:45,710
That's great.
443
00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:47,710
I'll get the speakers.
444
00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:51,710
Ah, God.
445
00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:52,720
Why didn't we talk
like this
446
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,220
when we decided
to move in together?
447
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:57,220
I don't know. We should have
just been honest, you know?
448
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,220
Y-Y-Yeah, now that we are
being honest though,
449
00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:01,730
I-I-I just gotta tell you this.
450
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,730
That thing you wear
on your face at night...
451
00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:07,230
boy, it-- It scares me.
452
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:10,730
Fair enough, but as long
as we're being honest,
453
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:11,730
your underwear hoop...
454
00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:13,240
Yeah.
455
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,740
( chuckling ):
Grow up.
456
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,240
Okay. Okay, uh...
457
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,740
It's my turn again
now though.
458
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,240
Go ahead.
459
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,750
I-I think--
460
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:23,750
I am so happy that
you're not coming home.
461
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,250
I mean, that...
462
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,250
you two worked
things out.
463
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,260
You know that sniffing thing
you do when you're sleeping?
464
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:39,260
I really wish you'd stop that,
it's driving me nuts.
465
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:41,260
I'll stop sniffing
if you stop that
466
00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:42,770
clearing the throat thing.
467
00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:44,770
That "Agch!"
468
00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:47,770
What the hell have you got
in there anyway?
469
00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:51,270
Well, it's not half
as bad as the, uh:
470
00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:52,280
( snorting loudly )
471
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,280
You know,
rooting for truffles.
472
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,280
If it bothered you so much,
473
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,280
why did you pressure me
into living together?
474
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,280
What? You're the one who--
475
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,790
You practically begged me
to move in with you.
476
00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:04,790
If that's the way you feel,
477
00:20:04,790 --> 00:20:05,790
then maybe this
is a mistake.
478
00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:07,290
We shouldn't
live together.
479
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,790
Yeah, maybe
we shouldn't!
480
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,290
Where do
you want this?
Downstairs.
481
00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:11,290
What?
I'm outta
here man.
482
00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:12,800
Oh, man.
483
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,300
BRIAN:
So, uh...
484
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,800
So that's it, huh?
485
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,800
Guess so.
486
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,310
Yeah, guess so.
487
00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:25,810
So, what does this mean?
488
00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:27,810
Well, I guess it means
that we're through.
489
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,310
It does?
490
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:31,820
Yeah, absolutely.
491
00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:35,320
I mean, after living together,
you can go back to just dating.
492
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,320
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
493
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:39,320
So now, uh,
what do we do?
494
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:43,830
Oh, I don't wanna
break up.
495
00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:46,830
Me neither.
496
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:50,330
Then what
are we doing?
497
00:20:52,340 --> 00:20:54,840
I don't know, Alex, I--
498
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,840
I just think we could
probably work this thing out
499
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,840
if we just tried
a little harder, you know?
500
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,340
And we're honest
with each other.
501
00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:03,850
Look, we fight pretty well.
502
00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:05,850
Yeah, we make
up great.
503
00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:07,350
Yeah.
504
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:10,850
Now if we just worked a little
harder on the middle stuff, huh?
505
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,860
I will if you will.
506
00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:16,860
So you're staying?
507
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,360
Yeah, I'm staying.
508
00:21:22,370 --> 00:21:23,370
Oh, no.
509
00:21:25,370 --> 00:21:28,370
Is this a
"take the speaker kiss"
510
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,870
or "get the speaker kiss"?
511
00:21:30,870 --> 00:21:32,880
Good news, Joey,
I'm staying.
512
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,880
You can bring the other
speaker upstairs.
513
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:38,380
All right, but, could you get me
a glass of water, first?
514
00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:41,380
What am I,
your slave?
515
00:21:51,190 --> 00:21:52,900
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