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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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This is interesting.
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It says here
that 75 percent
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of all people
who work together,
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eventually become
romantically involved.
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Seventy-five percent?
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That can't be right.
Let me see that.
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Damn.
That's what it says all right.
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Well, you know,
think about it for a second.
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You know, Joe and Helen
work here
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and they used to be
in a relationship.
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Brian and Alex work here,
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they're dating now.
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That's four out of eight.
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That's damn near 50 percent
right there.
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If that statistic is correct,
then that means
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that two of us will...
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You can do a lot worse.
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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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Joe Hackett,
get down here right now.
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What, what?
What?
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What is it?
What are you doing?
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What is this?
( sighs )
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Not again.
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Lowell, it's a sponge.
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That's right, Joe.
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And Joe, when we're not
cleaning with this sponge,
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where does it go?
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Down your throat.
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You, of all people,
should know
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that when we're not
using this sponge,
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that it goes
in its sponge cradle.
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Where it can dry off,
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so that it's not soggy,
and slimy,
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and stinky
for the next user,
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which is,
by the way, usually me.
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Give me a break.
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Mornin'.
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Well,
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look who finally decided
to come home.
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Well, I was staying overnight
at Alex's.
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You-you got a problem
with that?
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And now I suppose
you'd like some breakfast.
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Yeah, okay.
What do you got?
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Lasagna?
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For breakfast?
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No. Lasagna for dinner.
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Unless of course,
somebody forgets to call home
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to say they won't be here.
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Lowell, give it a rest,
will ya, please?
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You know, I'd think
by this time
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that the two of you
would have more consideration
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for my feelings.
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But maybe that's just too much
to hope for.
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Listen,
I gotta get to work now,
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but this conversation
is not over.
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We're gonna continue it
tonight at supper.
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Well, your lunches
are in the refrigerator,
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and don't forget
to take your vitamins.
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You know,
I don't know about you
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but I have had it.
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Why do we put up with this?
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Well, you know,
he cooks, he cleans,
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makes incredible lasagna.
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This-this thing is good
even the next day.
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Would you forget that?
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Joey,
you're forgettin' somethin'.
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We kind of owe him.
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I sank his houseboat,
remember?
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Yeah, I-I know,
but we have put him up
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for over a year now.
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I think that debt is paid.
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We've gotta tell him
to move out.
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I'm behind you
100 percent.
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Let me know
how it comes out.
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No, no, no.
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We're gonna tell him together.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you're absolutely right.
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I mean, we should just
go down there right now
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and just tell him
that he's out of here.
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Good.
This is our house, right?
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Yeah, you bet it is.
Let's go.
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Oh. Well, first I better
wring out that sponge.
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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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Oh, Alex.
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Hold up.
I got somethin' for you
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For me?
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Why?
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Oh, I just saw it
and I thought of you
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so I bought it.
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Really?
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HELEN:
Yeah, really.
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I-I don't get it.
It's not my birthday.
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So?
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So you just got me a gift
for no reason at all?
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I'm beginning to think so.
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Um, look, I-I just got it
'cause we're friends. Okay?
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Oh. Okay.
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Thanks.
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W-when was the last time
you got something for Fay?
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Well, it certainly wasn't
on my last birthday.
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Oh, for Pete's sake,
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it's just a little pin
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in the shape
of a helicopter, see?
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It's no big deal.
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Or the birthday before that.
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Well, this is--
This is really nice.
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Thanks, Helen.
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Hi. Morning.
Morning, guys.
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Oh, listen.
You know where Lowell is?
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Uh, I think he's
in the hanger.
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Let's go.
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Uh, I can't remember.
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Did you get me something
for Christmas?
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Yes, Fay,
I did.
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Oh, right.
Debbie Reynolds' workout tape.
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Thanks again.
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Yeah, guys?
What do you need?
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Lowell, we're not gonna beat
around the bush.
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Joe has something
he wants to tell you.
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Yeah, Joe?
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Well, Lowell, Brian and I
have been talking,
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and, um,
we think it's time for you
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to find a place
of your own.
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What do you mean?
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It's about all your rules
and regulations.
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Yeah. We know
you mean well, but see,
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Joe and I would sort of
like to go back
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to the way it was
before you moved in.
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What do you mean?
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When we lived there
and you didn't.
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You know, if somebody
were to walk in here right now,
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they might think
that you guys
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didn't want me
to live you anymore.
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We don't.
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We want you
to find your own place.
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Yeah. We want you
to move out.
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I'm gettin' mixed signals here.
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Move out.
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Well, you don't have to
tell Lowell Mather twice.
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Huh. Far be it from me to stay
some place where I'm not wanted.
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Oh, now, come on.
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Lowell--
No, no, no, no, no, Joe.
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I've tried very hard
this past year
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to take care of you boys.
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Did I complain?
No, I did not.
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I did it gladly.
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I only hope that someday,
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you two have children
that treat you
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the way that you're
treating me now.
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( sighs )
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Feel kinda guilty?
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Yeah, kinda.
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That feeling pretty much passed.
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Yeah, completely gone.
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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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Mornin', Alex.
Morning.
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Here.
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You got this for me?
Why?
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I saw it and I thought of you,
so I bought it.
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I hope you like it.
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Wow.
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This is beautiful.
Thank you.
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Good.
I feel better.
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What does that mean?
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You know. You got me something,
I got you something.
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Oh. No, no, no.
See--
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Uh, just because
I got you something first,
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that doesn't mean that you
have to get me something back.
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If I never would've
gotten you that helicopter pin,
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I mean,
you never would've thought
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about gettin' me something,
and that's okay.
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I don't know. I-I might've
if I saw something
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that remind me of you,
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like a pin in the shape
of a spatula, or something.
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A spatula?
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Is that what you think
that I'm about?
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A fry cook?
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I didn't say that.
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Well, then, why else
would you give me a spatula pin?
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You got me
a helicopter pin,
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is that what you think
I'm all about?
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It was just a damn gift. All you
had to do was say thank you.
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Well, thank you.
Well, you're welcome,
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and thank you.
You're welcome.
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It's a shame.
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What started out
as a lovely gesture,
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turned into an ugly scene.
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Yeah.
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Think maybe if we oiled 'em up,
they'd wrestle?
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Mornin', guys.
ANTONIO: Good morning.
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Good mornin', boys.
Gorgeous day, isn't it?
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Really?
I heard it might rain.
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Oh, really?
Not at our house.
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It's bright and sunny.
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Zero percent chance of Lowell.
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( laughs )
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Yeah. I heard you boys
gave Mather the boot.
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It's about time.
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Hey, hey.
We didn't kick him out.
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We just asked him to leave.
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Where'd he go?
To a lovely place,
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called elsewhere.
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( laughter )
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You-you just threw him
out in the street?
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No, no.
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When we got home last night
his stuff was gone
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I'm sure he's fine.
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I'm surprised you didn't
just turn him loose
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in the forest so he could
live with the wolves.
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What makes you think
they'd want him back?
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Come on, Antonio.
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It's high time
that Lowell was on his own.
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I-I bet he's already found
a great place to live.
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( mumbles ):
Good morning, everybody.
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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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Hey, Lowell, what the hell
are you doin' here?
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I work here.
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Oh, yeah.
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And since you guys
kicked me out of your house,
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now I live here.
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Lowell, you can't live
in the terminal.
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What do you mean?
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Uh, we mean, you can't live
in the terminal.
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What are you saying?
I can't live in the terminal?
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Yes, that's exactly
what we're--
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No, hold on--
Fay, Fay.
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You don't wanna
push that button.
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Why can't I live
in the terminal?
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Well, for one reason,
it's not very sanitary.
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There are no showers here.
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Well, that's not a problem.
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You know, I'm actually
a lot like a camel.
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I can go for months
without water.
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You've only gone 12 hours.
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You're way too much
like a camel already.
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Oh, great.
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First you tell me
I can't live in your house,
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and now you tell me that I can't
live in the terminal.
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What's next?
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Are you gonna take me down
to the old Civil War cannon,
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stuff me in
and shoot me off the island?
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I'm game.
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Come on, Lowell.
Stop being so dramatic.
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Just go
and rent an apartment.
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( scoffs )
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You think
it's that easy, Joe?
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Just to go
and find an apartment?
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Of course,
I wouldn't have that problem
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if one of
my other good friends
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would let me live
at their house.
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( laughs )
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I wouldn't even let you live
under my house.
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Oh, L--
Well, Lowell, uh...
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Well, you know, I would let you
live at my house but, um,
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I-I really just
have the one key.
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Oh, well, you could stay
with me but, um, um,
260
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,240
I'm not zoned for it.
261
00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,240
I-I-I don't
believe you people.
262
00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:03,750
In Italy, friends open
their doors to other friends.
263
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,750
Lowell,
you can stay at my house
264
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,250
as long as you like.
265
00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:13,260
Get Lowell out
of my house today...
266
00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:15,760
or I will kill him.
267
00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,760
W-w-wait a minute,
what happened to,
268
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:21,270
( as Antonio ):
"In Italy, friends open
their doors for other friends."
269
00:11:21,260 --> 00:11:23,770
In Italy,
there was no Lowell.
270
00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:26,770
Well, all right.
Well, what happened?
271
00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,270
I-I'll you what happened.
272
00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,770
I'm sitting on the couch
with my date--
273
00:11:30,770 --> 00:11:32,280
A perfectly lovely woman
274
00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:35,280
once you get past
her really big face.
275
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,780
--and we we are enjoying--
276
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,780
Uh, wait a second.
W-w-wait.
277
00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:41,790
What do you mean,
"really big face"?
278
00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:43,790
Uh, you know,
when you look at the place
279
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:46,790
where a person's face
usually is,
280
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:47,790
there's face.
281
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:50,790
But on her,
when you look to each side,
282
00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:53,800
there is...more face.
283
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:56,300
Anyway, there we are,
284
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,800
sitting, enjoying beautiful,
romantic music,
285
00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:02,310
when who should come down
the stairs for a midnight snack?
286
00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:04,310
Naked man.
Okay?
287
00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:06,310
Joe, Brian, please,
288
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:07,810
take Lowell back.
289
00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:10,310
No.
No.
290
00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:11,820
Oh, n-n-now,
wait a minute.
291
00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:13,320
You know,
my friend Ruthie's daughter
292
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,820
is a real estate agent.
293
00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:16,820
Uh, maybe she could find Lowell
a place to live.
294
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,320
Hey, roomie.
295
00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,820
Listen, uh,
I just wanted to remind you,
296
00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:24,330
tonight is my night
to host the Rat Shooting Club.
297
00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:27,330
Don't-don't you do that
down at the dump?
298
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,330
Oh. We shoot 'em
at the dump,
299
00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:31,330
we clean 'em at home.
300
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,840
Please, Fay,
call your friend.
301
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:38,840
Hurry.
302
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,840
( upbeat piano theme playing )
303
00:12:42,850 --> 00:12:44,350
Now, this one
just came on the market.
304
00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:45,850
It's a one bedroom--
It's perfect.
305
00:12:45,850 --> 00:12:48,350
He'll take it.
306
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,350
Don't you wanna know
anything about it?
307
00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:52,360
It's the furthest one
from our house,
308
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:53,860
he'll take it.
309
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,860
What do you think,
Lowell?
310
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,360
Lowell.
311
00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:01,870
Hate it.
No.
312
00:13:01,870 --> 00:13:03,870
We have looked
at 15 places today.
313
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,370
What is wrong
with this one?
314
00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:06,370
Well...
315
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:08,370
It's got no view.
316
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,370
Well,
didn't you notice
317
00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:10,870
that beautiful view
from the porch?
318
00:13:10,870 --> 00:13:12,380
Oh, great.
319
00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:13,380
The ocean.
320
00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:17,380
All right,
we'll move it.
321
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,380
He'll take it.
322
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:20,880
Oh, no.
It doesn't feel right.
323
00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,390
It's got
great natural light.
324
00:13:22,390 --> 00:13:24,390
I like it dark.
You can sit in the closet.
325
00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:26,390
He'll take it.
326
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,890
Come on, Lowell.
327
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,390
This place has everything
you said you wanted.
328
00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:31,900
I know,
but you know what?
329
00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:33,900
It would never have
the feeling that--
330
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,900
That I get
when I'm at your house.
331
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:39,900
The warm feeling that you get
when you walk in the front door.
332
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,410
You know,
the feeling that you have
333
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,910
when you live with
your two best buddies
334
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,410
in the whole wide world.
335
00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:47,410
We've already
changed the locks,
336
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,410
don't make us
get a restraining order.
337
00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:54,920
I'll take it.
338
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,920
( upbeat piano theme playing )
339
00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:02,930
Helen, I, uh...
340
00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:04,430
I wanna apologize
for the other day.
341
00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:05,930
I said some things
that I didn't mean.
342
00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:07,430
No. You know what?
It was my fault.
343
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,930
You made a nice gesture
and I didn't appreciate it.
344
00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:11,440
No, it was my fault.
345
00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:13,440
It's silly that just
because you gave me something,
346
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,440
I had to get you
something back.
347
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:15,940
Right?
Right.
348
00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:17,440
Great. Now that we got that
out of the way.
349
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,450
I got you
a little something,
350
00:14:22,450 --> 00:14:24,450
just to say
I'm sorry.
351
00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:25,950
You're kidding.
352
00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:29,450
Well, I did
the same thing for you.
353
00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:30,950
( both giggle )
354
00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:31,960
Okay, you go first.
355
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:32,960
N-n-n-no, no.
You go first.
356
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:33,960
Okay, but now,
let's agree
357
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,460
that this is
where it ends, okay?
358
00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:37,460
I mean, this is not
a competition, right?
359
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,460
Agreed.
Okay.
360
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,460
( gasps )
361
00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:44,470
Oh, my gosh.
This is beautiful.
362
00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:46,470
Oh, this must've
been so expensive.
363
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:47,470
( squeals )
364
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,470
I can't wait to see
what you got for me.
365
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,480
Uh, you know,
I-I-I just realized
366
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,480
that this is the wrong size.
367
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,980
So, uh,
I think I'm just gonna
368
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:02,490
rush back to the stores
before they close.
369
00:15:04,490 --> 00:15:06,490
So now that Lowell
is gone, uh,
370
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:08,990
I was able to get
another date with Denise.
371
00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:09,990
Denise?
372
00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:13,000
Oh. Oh, of course.
The big-faced girl.
373
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,000
Look, you know,
374
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,500
I-I'd be the firs to admit
she's not for everybody, but--
375
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,000
Oh, I'm sorry, Antonio.
376
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,010
As long as you like her.
377
00:15:23,010 --> 00:15:25,010
Oh, who am I kidding?
378
00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:27,010
I can't get past the face.
379
00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:30,510
It's like--
380
00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:33,020
It's like making love
to a jack-o'-lantern.
381
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,520
Hey.
Morning Fay.
382
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,520
FAY:
Morning.
383
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,030
What-what--?
384
00:15:42,030 --> 00:15:44,030
Lowell. Lowell.
385
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,030
Lowell.
( shouts )
386
00:15:51,030 --> 00:15:52,540
Morning.
387
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,540
( upbeat piano theme playing )
388
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:03,550
Damn it, Lowell,
you have a place of your own.
389
00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:05,550
Hey, just because
a guy gets a house
390
00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:07,550
doesn't mean
he has to sleep there.
391
00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:10,550
Don't you like
your new place?
392
00:16:10,550 --> 00:16:12,560
No.
Well, ain't no way
393
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,060
you're comin' back to mine.
394
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,060
I hate my house.
395
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,060
Man, nobody lives there.
396
00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:20,560
All right, Lowell,
397
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:23,570
if you go home,
you'll live there.
398
00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:25,570
Yeah, but--
399
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:27,570
Ah, forget it.
You guys wouldn't understand.
400
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,570
Understand what?
401
00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:33,080
Well, I-I've never
lived alone before.
402
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,580
Never?
403
00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:35,580
No.
404
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,580
I mean, at first
I lived with my family,
405
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,580
and then I lived with Bunny,
406
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:41,580
and then I moved in
with you guys.
407
00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:45,090
And now, you know,
in my house it's just me,
408
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:47,090
all alone.
409
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,590
Lonesome me.
410
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,090
Old Lonesome Lowell.
411
00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:52,100
Yeah, yeah, alone.
We get it.
412
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:55,600
LOWELL:
I mean, you know, I tried
to stay there last night,
413
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,600
but after a couple
of hours, I uh--
414
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,600
I just couldn't do it.
415
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:03,110
Look, Lowell, I think
I can help you out here.
416
00:17:03,110 --> 00:17:05,610
Bein' on your own
for the first time is hard.
417
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:06,610
Whoo, I know.
418
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,110
Heh. When I was a kid
I shared a bedroom
419
00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:10,610
with my big brother Earl.
420
00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:12,120
( chuckling ):
Earl.
421
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,620
I never spent one night
alone in that room
422
00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:16,120
until Earl had to go away.
423
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,120
Oh, so he went off
to college?
424
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,120
No, no.
Army?
425
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,630
No.
426
00:17:22,630 --> 00:17:23,630
Well, where did he--?
427
00:17:23,630 --> 00:17:25,130
He just had to go away.
Okay?
428
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,130
Anyway,
429
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:31,130
Earl knew I'd be scared,
so before he left,
430
00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:34,640
he whispered in my ear,
"You can make it, Roy.
431
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:35,640
You can make it."
432
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,640
So that first night
when the shadows on the wall
433
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,640
turned into scary faces,
I thought of Earl.
434
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,650
When the branches
tappin' on the windows outside
435
00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:45,650
sounded like bad guys
tryin' to get in,
436
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:47,150
I thought of Earl.
437
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,150
Before you knew it,
438
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,150
it was morning
and I was just fine.
439
00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:51,660
I had made it.
440
00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:53,660
I couldn't wait
for Earl to come back.
441
00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:56,160
I was so proud,
I wanted to tell him.
442
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,160
But I--
443
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,160
I never got the chance, I--
444
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,670
I never saw Earl again.
445
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:05,670
He died?
( sobs )
446
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:10,170
Well, I just
wanna tell you, Lowell,
447
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:11,170
that if you
can find something
448
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:14,680
to help you make it through
that first night,
449
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:15,680
you'll be okay too.
450
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:16,680
( blows nose )
451
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,190
You know what?
452
00:18:22,190 --> 00:18:23,190
I'm gonna do it.
453
00:18:23,190 --> 00:18:24,690
Hey.
454
00:18:24,690 --> 00:18:25,690
I-I gonna find something
455
00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:28,690
that'll help me get though
that first night, Roy.
456
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,190
Thanks.
457
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:36,200
That was the most moving story
I've ever heard.
458
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,700
That must've been
really hard to tell.
459
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,700
You kidding?
460
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,200
You know how many women
I've picked up
461
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,710
using that bogus
dead Earl story?
462
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:44,710
( upbeat piano theme playing )
463
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:51,720
( knocking )
464
00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:02,230
CROWD:
Surprise.
465
00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:04,730
( chattering )
466
00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:05,730
We just thought
we'd drop by,
467
00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:08,230
give you kind of a surprise
housewarming party.
468
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,230
Oh, wow.
469
00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:11,740
Listen, I mean,
that's really nice of you, but--
470
00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:12,740
But no, no.
Not buts, Lowell.
471
00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:14,240
We each brought you
a little gift.
472
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,240
Uh, yes. I-I've found that
a well placed plant
473
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,240
can spruce up
the whole house.
474
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,240
See?
475
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:24,750
And Alex and I, we bought you
a little champagne.
476
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:26,750
And I got you some chocolates,
and I want you to know
477
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,750
that I don't expect
anything in return.
478
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:32,260
Yeah, right.
479
00:19:32,260 --> 00:19:33,260
Here, Lowell.
480
00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:35,760
Wow, a coat.
What a great gift.
481
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,760
Uh, well actually
it's your coat.
482
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,260
You left it at our house.
483
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,760
Oh, thanks.
484
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,270
Uh, did I leave that
stupid looking picture too?
485
00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:46,270
No, that's my gift.
486
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,270
Oh, thanks.
487
00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:51,780
And, uh,
I-I brought you Paulo.
488
00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:53,280
Paulo?
Yeah.
489
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:54,780
This is Paulo.
490
00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:57,780
He's not a real bird,
but he's good company.
491
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,280
I-I got him
when I first came to town.
492
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:03,290
Go ahead, talk to him.
S-s-see what happens.
493
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:04,290
Uh, what should I say?
494
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,790
What should I say?
495
00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:06,790
( both laugh )
496
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,790
He-he likes you.
497
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,290
Well, thanks, Antonio.
498
00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:12,800
Yeah, yeah. But-but before
you take him away,
499
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,800
could I just-just
do one thing?
500
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:15,800
Yeah, sure.
501
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,800
Goodbye, Antonio.
502
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,310
Goodbye, Antonio.
503
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:31,310
Antonio, hey,
your girlfriend,
504
00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:35,320
even if her face
is as big as a stop sign,
505
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,820
don't let her get away.
506
00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:42,330
Well, hey, Lowell, I think
this place looks really great.
507
00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:43,830
It's got a lot of potential.
Oh.
508
00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:45,830
So how 'bout givin' us
a little tour?
509
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:46,830
ALL:
Oh, yeah.
510
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:49,830
Well-- Look, I know what
you guys are tryin' to do
511
00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:50,830
and I really appreciate it.
512
00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:54,340
But, you know, it doesn't matter
how long you stay,
513
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,340
I'm still gonna be alone
eventually.
514
00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:57,840
We understand, Lowell.
515
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,840
We just wanted to drop by
and say hello.
516
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,350
ALL:
Hang in there, pal. Good luck.
You're gonna make it.
517
00:21:02,350 --> 00:21:03,850
Okay, thanks.
Okay?
518
00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:05,850
Take care of Paulo, eh?
519
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,360
Are they gone?
( chuckles )
520
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,860
Yeah. Boy, I-I thought
they were never gonna leave.
521
00:21:22,370 --> 00:21:23,370
Mm.
522
00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:28,870
Boy, I'm really glad
that you're staying the night.
523
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:31,870
Well,
I couldn't leave you alone.
524
00:21:31,870 --> 00:21:35,880
Not after hearing that sad story
about your dead brother Earl.
525
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:38,880
W-wait.
526
00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:45,890
( upbeat piano theme playing )
527
00:21:51,660 --> 00:22:04,410
( upbeat piano theme playing )
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