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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:07,640 Traffic is piling up outside Terminal 4. 2 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:10,280 If car park 6 is full we need someone redirecting vehicles. 3 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:12,080 Security lines are out of control. 4 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:14,880 A truck's broken down on bay 16. 5 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:16,760 We have closed gates 4 to 7. 6 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,040 Flooding in the parents room. 7 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:20,040 - We need maintenance down there asap. - I understand. 8 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:21,760 We just need to clear BT76. 9 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:23,360 The knock-on effect is already massive. 10 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:26,120 Yeah, we can move Singapore, but that would push Abu Dhabi. 11 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:29,640 Great solution. Thanks. 12 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:33,000 - He... - Finally, Mira. 13 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:34,600 Sorry, I haven't had a sec. 14 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,760 OK, so they've set a date for the hearing. 15 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:38,560 I'm gonna really need you to be here for it. 16 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,120 I can't just come to Hong Kong, Anthony. I've just started. 17 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:42,240 - Mira... - Look, I've got to go. 18 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:44,600 - I'll call you later. - Mira, wait, please. 19 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:46,960 - Mira... - Where are the trolley collectors? 20 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:50,760 Troy, hi. 21 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,240 The prayer room's not accessible. What's going on? 22 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:55,320 Sorry, passengers can't access the prayer room? 23 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,200 There's been constant complaints since Wednesday. 24 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:58,280 For two days? 25 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:01,160 It needs to be open 24/7 for our religious passengers. 26 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,320 Yes, I know. It's a public space, for prayer only. 27 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,080 Sort it out, will you? 28 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:32,320 May the lives of the parents and godparents 29 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:36,800 be examples of grace to inspire this child. 30 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:40,680 Renew the grace of the baptism in each one of us. 31 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:47,800 I baptise you, Leo Marcus Finlayson, 32 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,200 in the name of the Father... 33 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,920 ..and of the Son... 34 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:54,840 ..and of the Holy Spirit. 35 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:00,000 God, our Father, the Lord Jesus Christ, 36 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:04,120 has freed you from sin by giving you new birth, 37 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:08,640 and he has anointed you within the prism of his salvation 38 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,480 as he was anointed. 39 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:13,720 But there's no need for the terminal manager to be involved. 40 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,600 I'll deal with the prayer room. 41 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:18,520 Um, 20, 30 minutes, traffic dependent. 42 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,400 Yeah. OK, Cath. Bye. 43 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,360 Leo did well. 44 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,360 You hated having water on your head. 45 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,680 Remember when Mum and I used to wash your hair 46 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:37,360 and you had to wear your Dora the Explorer goggles? 47 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,160 Oh, what was it? Um, vamos arriba! 48 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,200 What are you doing here? 49 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:48,600 Well, I wanted to give Leo my blessing. 50 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:52,120 - You're not a priest, Dad. - No. 51 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:59,760 Actually, I'm a bit surprised you bought into the whole Catholic thing. 52 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:01,880 And you weren't invited. 53 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:45,000 Surely she must have some form of ID. 54 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,160 If she's a refugee she may have disposed of her passport 55 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,360 to claim refugee status. 56 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,280 To do that, she'd have to ask for asylum. 57 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,800 She's not speaking. I think we can rule that out. 58 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:57,320 - I've been calling you. - Ah, yeah. I'm sorry. 59 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,120 Um, I was at church. 60 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,600 Always switch the phone off out of respect. 61 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:04,760 OK. 62 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,640 Er, let's move her. 63 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,600 Andrew, Chaplain can find her a safe space 64 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:13,200 while you work out who she is and what support she needs. 65 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:16,200 Er, this is a safe space, of course. 66 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:17,760 No, this is a public space 67 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,320 which needs to be accessible to all passengers and staff. 68 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,400 That's true. But we can't forcibly remove her, can we? 69 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:26,040 I mean, she hasn't committed a crime. 70 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:28,200 Technically, a move-on order can only be employed 71 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,720 if the person is physically disruptive or a security risk. 72 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:32,520 And she hasn't been physically disruptive. 73 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,080 She's not a security risk. 74 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:38,160 She's just a harmless young woman who needs some time to herself. 75 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:44,560 And I find that if we allow people the space 76 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,320 and the solace that they need, 77 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:50,080 then nine times out of ten, they move on of their own accord. 78 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:54,080 No crime in that, is there, Ziv? 79 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,160 What about the passengers 80 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:57,160 complaining they have no place for solace? 81 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:13,160 Johnny. 82 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:16,080 Tobias, I can't lose this job, mate. 83 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,360 - What do you mean? - Check your email. 84 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,440 The new TM's called a security review. 85 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:21,920 Oh, look, I wouldn't worry about that. 86 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:26,640 She's new to the job. She's young. She's just marking out her territory. 87 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:29,760 Mate, get off that. Need you at customs, alright? 88 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,440 Five international flights just landed. 89 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:32,480 Yep. 90 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,640 She's been in the prayer room for two days. 91 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:52,920 Thank you. There you go, Sister. 92 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,840 So she's either landed and not picked up her bags 93 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:59,080 or checked in and not gone to her gate or... 94 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,880 - Morning, Cath. - Oh, morning, Del. 95 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:03,440 Have a lovely trip. 96 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:06,760 Flight...trip. Flight, of course. 97 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:12,080 Er, so, you are boarding at gate 23. 98 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,880 But it doesn't start boarding for four hours. 99 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:14,920 OK. Thank you. 100 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:18,040 Well, I mean, if she's landside, 101 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,600 she's probably departing not arriving. 102 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:24,240 Yeah, true. So can you check Wednesday's no-shows? 103 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:25,280 Yeah, yeah, 104 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:28,200 I've definitely got time to check out 40 different airlines. 105 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:29,240 Fair enough. 106 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:33,080 Although you seem to have enough time to check out the new pilot. 107 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:40,640 Sorry. Excuse me. Could you tell us where the prayer room is, Chaplain? 108 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,840 Um, well, God hears you 109 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,080 wherever you choose to pray, Sister. 110 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:46,920 But it's our business lounge. 111 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:50,160 Well, look, I'm very sorry, but, er, it's closed for renovation. 112 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:55,760 But please accept these as an apology 113 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:58,800 for the unavailability of your business lounge. 114 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:00,120 - Thank you. - Thank you. 115 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:02,760 Nice. 116 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,960 This is an important announcement 117 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,480 informing travellers of Australia's strict biosecurity laws. 118 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:11,320 Please complete a customs declaration card... 119 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,320 - Thank you. - ..and have your passport ready... 120 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:14,360 Go on. 121 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:19,560 Pull him over. 122 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,240 Why? 123 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,480 Gut instinct. 124 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:27,800 I don't know. It just... 125 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,320 You're not in a position to argue, mate. 126 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:33,200 Excuse me, sir. 127 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:35,920 Over here, please. 128 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:39,560 - Lucky chosen one. - Yep. 129 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:42,880 Ooh, so this is where the magic happens, huh? 130 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,040 You can say that. 131 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:51,160 You ain't gonna make me give up my Dubai raisin chocolate, are you? 132 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,600 You from Ethiopia? 133 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,120 Born and bred, but I live in Dubai now. 134 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,360 It's my first time here in Australia. 135 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:01,200 I've been dreaming about hitting the surf. 136 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:03,640 Heard you guys have got crazy waves. 137 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:05,840 You realise you've landed in Melbourne, right? 138 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:07,360 My brother lives here, you know. 139 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,520 Hoping to sightsee before I'm gone. 140 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:12,840 Got any recommendations? 141 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,360 - Sydney's an hour flight. 142 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:30,400 Well, Roger liked to overstaff. He forgot we were running a business. 143 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:31,440 To be honest, 144 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:33,440 that has left us pretty compromised as an organisation. 145 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:34,480 Actually, speaking of, 146 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:37,440 I have gotten quotes from two baggage automation options, 147 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:40,080 - so I will send them through. - Oh, my God! 148 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,960 Why does airport sushi always taste like paper mache? 149 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,640 Ugh! 150 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:45,920 Fix that, would you? 151 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:50,880 I'm kidding. 152 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:52,960 - I'm kidding, I'm kidding. - Right. 153 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:57,560 Look, we know this role is a step up from your previous position, 154 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,760 and you've had a few years off being a mum, 155 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,640 but we're behind you all the way. 156 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:03,360 Thank you, Troy. 157 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:05,600 Let's not prove the naysayers right, OK? 158 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:09,680 Oh, um, do something about the prayer room. It's not an Airbnb. 159 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,360 - Tobias. - Quick word? 160 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:30,400 Er, yeah. 161 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:38,000 I see you've ordered a review over that stuffed rabbit. 162 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:40,560 Oh, any security breach requires a full investigation. 163 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:41,920 Look, I get it. 164 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:46,200 I understand you need to show upper management how tough you are. 165 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:52,680 But Johnny in Border Protection hasn't been here long. 166 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:55,000 He really needs this job. 167 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:58,400 Well, that's not exactly relevant, is it? 168 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:00,480 Alright. 169 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:04,120 Look, hang me out to dry. That's fine. 170 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:06,920 But please don't drag Johnny into this. 171 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:10,960 There is actually another option. 172 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,080 Yeah? 173 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:18,880 Given your age and the fact that your role here is... 174 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,720 ..it's undefined, 175 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:24,400 the airport could offer you a generous redundancy. 176 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,760 Er, absolutely not. 177 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:32,680 It wouldn't be accepted. 178 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:38,520 Well, then I guess it's not really me dragging your friend into this, 179 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:39,560 is it? 180 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:46,920 I'll leave you to it. 181 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:57,880 If you have nothing to declare, 182 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,200 please follow the green line to exit. 183 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:03,600 Make sure you have filled out your declaration card correctly. 184 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:07,840 This feels like a lot of shampoo for, what, a two week visit? 185 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,560 Hey, man, when you got hair like this, it's high maintenance, man. 186 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,040 Gotta take care of the investment, know what I mean? 187 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:14,080 OK. 188 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:19,560 Um, it says here, er, you're a businessman. 189 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,720 What sort of business are you in? 190 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:25,840 Venture capital. It's all happening in the UAE, my brother. 191 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:29,280 You know, if you got some spare cash, I can look after you. 192 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:33,200 E-commerce, health and tech. What's your vibe? 193 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:35,920 My vibe is trying to pay my rent on time, so... 194 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,920 Yeah, I hear that. I hear that. 195 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:40,520 So... 196 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,360 You know, I feel this connection with you. 197 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,440 - Mm? - You know, 198 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,760 brother from another mother. 199 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,280 What have we got, Flick? 200 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:32,760 I was in quite a bit of pain last night. Thanks for asking. 201 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:40,360 You know what management mean when they say 'safe space'? 202 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,320 Mm? 203 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:47,000 They mean a ticket out of here on the airport bus. 204 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,720 And then you're on your own. 205 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,680 Which is ironically what they're offering me, too. 206 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:01,160 I don't want that and I'm guessing you don't either, so... 207 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:07,520 How about you tell me why you don't want to leave the airport? 208 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:12,160 Because we might have more in common than you think. 209 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:16,960 Mm? 210 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,320 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey. 211 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,840 Look, man, whatever you think is in there, 212 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:49,000 I've got nothing to do with it, OK? 213 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:52,720 The sheiks must be running some sort of black market business. 214 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,520 Look, just tell me the truth. We can work something out. 215 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,160 You know, seriously, man, 216 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,800 the system's got you brainwashed, brother. 217 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,920 So the sample has come back. 218 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,200 Not shampoo. Honey. 219 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,320 What's gonna happen now, sir, 220 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,440 is you'll be issued a fine for false declaration. 221 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,200 What? How can I declare something I never knew I had? 222 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,760 Come on. You really expect us to believe that? 223 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,880 Innocent until proven guilty. That's my right, ain't it? 224 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,320 - So you're innocent...? - I'm innocent. 225 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,440 That's exactly what I'm saying. 226 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,960 Yeah, I'm not buying that at all, mate. I'm not buying that one bit. 227 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,400 Well, you can buy whatever you want. 228 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:25,800 I bought that from the shop. 229 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,360 Sir, I'm gonna need you to calm down, alright? 230 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,800 I am calm! I am calm. I'm calm. This is me calming. 231 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:31,720 This is me meeting you at your level. 232 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,920 So, how are you settling in? 233 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:39,560 Well, you know, solo parenting, jet lag, tantrums. It's a lot. 234 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,320 Women's clothing is in there. 235 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,680 Where's your husband? 236 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:50,160 Er, he's in...he's in Hong Kong. He's just tying up some business. 237 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:55,880 No. Not that. 238 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:09,240 I thought you might like to come upstairs for a shower. 239 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,680 I've got a change of clothes for you. 240 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,840 What is your name? 241 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,800 We’re here to help you. 242 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,280 Are you in any trouble? 243 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:31,800 Do you speak Tamil? 244 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:34,480 Urdu? 245 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,680 Bullshit, man! It's bullshit! 246 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,720 'Cause.... 'cause if it was someone else, 247 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,240 they would've been outta here by now. 248 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,920 This is illegal right here, bro. 249 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,560 My brother's waiting for me out there. You gotta get me out of here. 250 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,120 I didn't know it was honey. 251 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,800 What the hell is this? 252 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,440 I'm Tobias. 253 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,600 Airport chaplain. 254 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,600 What is this, a forced confession? 255 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,800 I'm not an inquisitor or a priest, so... 256 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,120 Right, good, 'cause I'm Jewish. 257 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:22,840 Well, with a name like Abraham, I thought you might be. 258 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:27,080 Now, this honey that you brought in... 259 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:32,960 ..is it for a gift or for resale? 260 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,840 I already told him I didn't bring it in. 261 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,160 You've come a long way to be here with someone... 262 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:47,960 ..right? 263 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,200 Yeah. 264 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,120 It's to see my brother, um, Dawit. 265 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:02,840 And the last we saw each other was, er, ten years ago, back in Addis. 266 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,480 Taken me this long to get here. 267 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:11,400 I'm sure what your brother cares about most is seeing you again. 268 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,600 He wouldn't want you on the first plane back to Addis, would he? 269 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:37,280 So I'll ask you again, is the honey a gift or to sell? 270 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,720 Fine. 271 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:39,840 A gift. 272 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,120 For Dawit. 273 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,880 He gets homesick sometimes so, you know, I thought I'd surprise him 274 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,760 with some Ethiopian honey from our dad's hives. 275 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:57,280 In that case, we'd still have to confiscate it 276 00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:00,520 but we could drop the concealment violation, 277 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:03,400 issue you with the standard infringement for false declaration. 278 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,080 OK. 279 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:10,360 And how much is that? 280 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,120 $2,000. 281 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,520 $2,000. Oh, OK, um... 282 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,680 Er, yeah, um... 283 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,800 I don't have that money. 284 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:31,240 Well, maybe you could ask your brother to help pay the fine. 285 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:36,200 N...nah, man, I can't. I can't ask that of him. It's... 286 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,120 He thinks I'm a successful businessman in Dubai. 287 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,400 I lost everything in a car-share startup, 288 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:55,680 And now I work in a factory making stupid shampoo. 289 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,160 Hey, no, no. Don't give me that pity look, OK? 290 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,360 It's just temporary until I get my capital again, alright? 291 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,160 You should tell your brother the truth. 292 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,160 Isn't that what family is? 293 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:13,240 Screwing up and then helping out. 294 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,440 Or should be, anyway. 295 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,800 I mean, it's still a large sum, Mr Chaplain. 296 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,920 could you maybe lessen the blow? 297 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,000 No, he can't. 298 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,480 You should call your brother. 299 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,480 Hi. You've called Steph. 300 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:55,040 I'm not free right now, so please leave a message. 301 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,720 Hi, Steph. 302 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:02,400 Um, look, I just wanted to say I'm really sorry about this morning 303 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,760 at the christening. 304 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,960 Oh, no, Connie, I don't need the place cleaned. 305 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,040 Yeah, that's all. Well, thanks, love. 306 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,320 I found these under the sanitary bin. 307 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,440 Well, being the good Samaritan that you are, 308 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,400 you should hand those in to the authorities. 309 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:25,440 In the toilets next to the prayer room. 310 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,520 Which of course, include me. 311 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,960 Your parking space, it becomes mine for the rest of the year. 312 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000 Absolutely not. 313 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:38,040 OK. I'll go to the new boss. She wants that messy girl gone. 314 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,400 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 315 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:42,520 Alright, you can... you can have my parking space for two weeks. 316 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,400 Six months. 317 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:45,880 One month, and... 318 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,760 - ..I'll throw in your broom. - Five. 319 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,760 - Three. - Deal. 320 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,800 My brother, my brother. 321 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:20,120 I’m here. I made it. 322 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,000 What is wrong with you? 323 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,800 Never simple. 324 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,240 You always bring problems. 325 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,200 You think I’m made of money. 326 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:31,320 Stop! Stop. 327 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,320 Look at you. 328 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:48,440 I missed you so much. 329 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,880 You little bastard. 330 00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,560 That's for you, hey. 331 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:04,240 I don't even eat honey. I'm sugar-free now. 332 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:07,160 What do you mean, there's no camera in there? 333 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,520 - Privacy. - Oh, for God's sake. 334 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:10,600 Yeah, exactly. 335 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,840 - How about the corridor outside? - Yes, ma'am. 336 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:17,960 Connie. 337 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,640 Whoa! Hey, hey! 338 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,160 Wow. 339 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,680 What the... Hang on, hang on. 340 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,760 Tobias, classic. Here we go. 341 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,400 This is the craziest prayer room I've ever seen. 342 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,840 What the...? He just got hit in the head. 343 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,880 Ziv. We've got her for assault. 344 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:04,480 Thanks. 345 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,240 I had nowhere else to go. 346 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,880 To your very good health, Sisters. 347 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,440 Thanks for the shandy. 348 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:51,840 Thank you. 349 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,640 Alright. How about this, then? 350 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:06,920 Dia dhuit. 351 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:09,800 Are you trying to say... 352 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,200 Hello. 353 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,480 Yeah, probably. 354 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,240 Your accent is pure shite. 355 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,200 It's all resolved, Troy. The prayer room has been vacated. 356 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,880 Well done, Mira! Now get the cleaners to disinfect it. 357 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,880 You need to make sure that this does not happen again. 358 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Slainte! 359 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,560 Captions by Red Bee Media SBS Australia 2026 27141

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