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MY NAME IS STEVE SCHIRRIPA,
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AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT REVENGE.
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HELLO?
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MAN: I'm trying to reach
Diana, the [bleep]
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Yeah, I heard you like to get
[bleep] right up the [bleep]
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WHAT?
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IMAGINE YOU'VE
BEEN CHEATED ON OR LIED TO.
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I WAS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED.
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Schirripa:
YOU'VE BEEN FLAT-OUT PLAYED.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
HE'S WIPED US OUT.
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NATURALLY,
YOU WANT TO GET EVEN.
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I WANTED HIM
TO FACE CONSEQUENCES.
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BUT WHAT GOES AROUND
COMES AROUND.
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THAT'S CALLED "KARMA,"
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY...
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SO IMAGINE,
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YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED TO A GUY
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YOU'RE CRAZY ABOUT
FOR 16 BEAUTIFUL YEARS.
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YOU GOT THREE DOGS, ONE CAT,
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AND A VERY HEALTHY BANK ACCOUNT.
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BUT THEN YOU WAKE UP,
AND YOU DISCOVER,
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NONE OF IT IS REAL,
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AND YOUR DREAM
BECOMES A LIVING NIGHTMARE.
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MEET LISA ARENDS, 31 YEARS OLD,
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AND HAPPILY MARRIED
TO HER HIGH-SCHOOL SWEETHEART
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WHO WE'LL CALL "T."
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FOR LISA, LIFE
COULDN'T GET MUCH BETTER.
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I MET MY HUSBAND AT A MUSIC
FESTIVAL NORTH OF SAN ANTONIO
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WHEN WE WERE BOTH 15 YEARS OLD.
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WE WERE VERY MUCH
HIGH-SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS.
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HE AND I HAD A WONDERFUL LIFE
TOGETHER.
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WE WERE BEST FRIENDS.
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WE PARENTED THREE DOGS TOGETHER.
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WE DID EVERYTHING TOGETHER.
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HE WAS THE PERFECT GUY FOR ME.
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Schirripa:
AND WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE,
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YOU NEVER WANT TO BE APART,
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BUT LISA HAS A TRIP
PLANNED TO VISIT HER DAD,
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WHO'S DIVORCED AND LIVING
IN SEATTLE.
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MISS YOU.I'LL MISS YOU, TOO.
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Lisa: WE HAD THIS BIG EMBRACE
AND BIG KISS,
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AND HE SAID, "DON'T WORRY.
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IT'S ONLY A WEEK.
IT WON'T BE LONG."
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I'M REALLY GLAD
YOU GUYS HAD A GOOD TIME.
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THE PICTURES ARE GREAT.
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Schirripa: LISA'S BEEN WITH
HER DAD JUST A FEW DAYS WHEN,
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OUT OF THE BLUE, SHE GETS
A BIZARRE TEXT FROM HER HUSBAND
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TELLING HER HE'S LEAVING HER
FOR GOOD.
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T.:
I'M SORRY TO BE SUCH
A COWARD LEAVING YOU THIS WAY.
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I AM LEAVING.
PLEASE REACH OUT TO SOMEONE.
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LET THE DOGS OUT
AS I AM LEAVING THE STATE.
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THE CODE FOR THE GARAGE
IS 5914.
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DAD, PLEASE, PLEASE GET MOM.
I NEED TO TALK TO HER.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHAT IS THAT?
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I'M IN COMPLETE SHOCK
WHEN I SEE THIS TEXT
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BECAUSE IT JUST
MADE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE TO ME.
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IT DIDN'T FIT ANYTHING
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ABOUT WHAT I KNEW
OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS.
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Caterina: I HAVE IMAGES.
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HER BODY THOSE FIRST FEW DAYS,
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FIRST SEVERAL WEEKS,
WAS JUST SHAKING.
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SHE COULD NOT STOP SHAKING.
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IT WAS AWFUL.
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AS A MOM WITH A DAUGHTER, YOU'D
RATHER GO THROUGH IT YOURSELF.
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[ Beep ]T.
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SO, I IMMEDIATELY TRIED TO GET
IN TOUCH WITH HIM.
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I STARTED TEXTING HIM,
CALLING HIM,
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AND HE NEVER RESPONDED.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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WHAT WAS THAT TEXT MESSAGE
ABOUT?
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DON'T DO THIS.
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JUST CALL ME, PLEASE.
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Caterina:
HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO LISA?
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IT BECAME SO SURREAL.
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WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED
TO THE PERSON I THOUGHT I KNEW?
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NOW, IT WAS PRETTY OFFENSIVE
THAT T. JUST TOOK OFF,
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BUT ENDING IT WITH A TEXT?
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I MEAN, REALLY.
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DOES IT GET ANY MORE CRIMINAL
THAN THAT?
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WELL, ACTUALLY, IT DOES.
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24 HOURS LATER,
LISA'S BACK HOME IN ATLANTA.
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Lisa: I HAD NO IDEA
WHAT I WAS GOING TO FIND.
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I WAS SCARED TO DEATH
TO OPEN THAT DOOR
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AND WALK INTO MY HOME AND SEE
WHAT WAS LEFT OF MY LIFE.
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THE FIRST THING
THAT I NOTICE IS A TYPED LETTER,
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AND IT'S BASICALLY SORT
OF A "DEAR JOHN" LETTER,
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NOT EVEN SIGNED.
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AND THAT'S ALL THAT'S OUT THERE.
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THERE'S NO EASY WAY
TO SAY THIS.
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I'M LEAVING.
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WE HAD A RICH LIFE TOGETHER,
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BUT I CAN NO LONGER
LIVE IT WITH YOU.
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I CAN'T KEEP LIVING THIS LIE.
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IT'S NOT FAIR TO EITHER OF US.
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THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY
NO INDICATION OF WHERE HE LEFT.
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HE TOLD ME HE WAS LEAVING,
AND THAT WAS ALL THAT I KNEW.
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IT MADE NO SENSE TO ME AT ALL.
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THERE WERE ABSOLUTELY NO WARNING
SIGNS THAT THIS WAS COMING.
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Schirripa:
T.'s TEXT BROKE HER HEART,
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BUT THIS LETTER,
IT CUT HER RIGHT TO THE BONE.
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NOTHING MAKES SENSE, SO LISA
GOES LOOKING FOR ANSWERS,
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AND THAT'S
WHEN SHE DISCOVERS HER HEART
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ISN'T THE ONLY THING
HE RAN OFF WITH.
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THEIR FINANCIAL RECORDS
ARE GONE, TOO.
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WHERE ARE THEY?
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THE ALARM BELLS ARE RINGING,
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AND WHEN LISA GOES ONLINE
TO CHECK THEIR BANK ACCOUNTS,
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SHE GETS
THE ULTIMATE SUCKER PUNCH.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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HE'S WIPED THEM OUT AND TAKEN
ALL THEIR LIFE SAVINGS.
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Lisa: IT WAS JUST DISBELIEF,
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AND I STARTED TO DOUBT
MY OWN SANITY.
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I DOUBTED REALITY.
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LITERALLY EVERYTHING THAT I HAD
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WAS FALLING AWAY FROM ME
WITHIN HOURS.
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IT WAS LIKE GETTING
T-BONED BY A TSUNAMI.
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HE HAD DRAINED
THEIR BANK ACCOUNTS,
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MAXED OUT THEIR CREDIT CARDS,
AND T. HIMSELF --
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HE'S LONG GONE.
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LISA NEVER SAW IT COMING.
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BUT NOW THAT HER EYES
ARE WIDE OPEN,
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KARMA'S GONNA GIVE
HER 20/20 VISION.
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WHAT THE HELL'S THIS?
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YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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LISA ARENDS MET "T.,"
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THE MAN OF HER DREAMS,
WHEN SHE WAS JUST 15.
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I LOVED EVERYTHING ABOUT T.
HE WAS GENEROUS.
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HE WAS ALWAYS SO SUPPORTIVE
OF ME.
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Schirripa: BUT 16 YEARS LATER,
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HE DUMPS HER
AND DISAPPEARS INTO THIN AIR,
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BUT NOT BEFORE WIPING OUT
THEIR BANK ACCOUNTS.
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Lisa: I WAS VERY VULNERABLE
FINANCIALLY.
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HE KNEW MY SOCIAL SECURITY
NUMBER, MY BIRTHDAY.
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HE KNEW EVERYTHING.
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WE NO LONGER TRUSTED HIM AT ALL.
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SO AT THIS POINT,
ANYTHING WAS POSSIBLE.
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Schirripa: LISA'S DESPERATE.
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SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE
SHE THOUGHT SHE KNEW SO WELL
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COULD SUDDENLY BETRAY
AND ABANDON HER.
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GOT ON THE COMPUTER AND STARTED
SEARCHING FOR ANSWERS.
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Schirripa: SIFTING THROUGH THEIR
ACCOUNTS AND CREDIT CARDS,
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SHE DISCOVERS THAT HER HUSBAND'S
BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY.
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FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS,
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HE'S BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR
WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.
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THERE WERE DINNERS OUT, JEWELRY
PURCHASES, THAT SORT OF THING.
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AND I ALSO COULD TELL
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THAT SEVERAL OF THE SUPPOSED
BUSINESS TRIPS WERE NOT.
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THAT SON OF A BITCH.
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Schirripa:
NOW LISA'S REALLY ANGRY
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AND IMMEDIATELY CALLS THE COPS.
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I MEAN,
THE GUY'S ROBBED HER BLIND.
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SHE WANTS HIM BEHIND BARS.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT FRAUD
IF YOU'RE MARRIED?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?
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BUT IN THE EYES OF THE LAW,
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IF YOU'RE MARRIED,
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IT'S WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS.
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Lisa: I WAS JUST SO FURIOUS
THAT HE DID THIS TO ME,
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AND I WANTED HIM
TO FACE CONSEQUENCES.
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Schirripa: LISA WANTS PAYBACK
ON HER TWO-FACED HUSBAND,
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AND THAT'S WHEN KARMA COMES
KNOCKING ON HER DOOR.
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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
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I REALIZED THAT HE WAS
TAKING MONEY FROM THE MARRIAGE.
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I REALIZED
THERE WAS ANOTHER WOMAN.
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BUT THEN I HAPPENED TO INTERCEPT
AN E-MAIL
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THAT WENT
INTO HIS JUNK E-MAIL BOX,
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AND IT WAS FROM A BAND,
AND IT WAS A BAND
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THAT PLAYED AT HIS WEDDING.
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Schirripa: NOW I'M CONFUSED.
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ISN'T THIS LOWLIFE
ALREADY MARRIED?
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THEY E-MAILED HIM BECAUSE THEY
HAD NOT YET RECEIVED PAYMENT,
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AND THE WEDDING DATE WAS ONLY
SIX DAYS AFTER HE LEFT ME,
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AND WE WERE STILL
VERY MUCH MARRIED.
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IT'S ONE THING
TO HAVE AN AFFAIR.
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IT'S QUITE ANOTHER THING
TO MARRY THE WOMAN
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YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH
WHILE YOU'RE ALREADY MARRIED.
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NOW, THAT'S WHAT I
CALL A FAST REBOUND.
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I MEAN,
THE GUY WASN'T EVEN DIVORCED.
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HEY, ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL?
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SO FAR, LISA
CAN'T GET T. ARRESTED FOR FRAUD.
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EVERYTHING THAT I HAD SEEN
THAT HE HAD DONE WAS DESPICABLE,
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BUT IT WASN'T ILLEGAL.
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Schirripa:
BUT NOW SHE'S FOUND A WAY
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TO THROW HIS SORRY ASS IN JAIL.
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Lisa: ONCE I SAW THE BIGAMY,
IT WAS LIKE,
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FINALLY THERE'S SOMETHING HERE
THAT I CAN TAKE TO THE POLICE,
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AND THAT MAYBE SOMETHING
CAN BE DONE.
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SO I CONTACTED THE POLICE
AND ALERTED THEM TO THE BIGAMY,
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AND THEY PULLED
HIM IN FOR QUESTIONING.
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THEY ALSO PULLED
IN HIS OTHER WIFE.
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IT WAS ANOTHER -- IT WAS ANOTHER
MARRIAGE FROM ANOTHER TIME.
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IT WAS ANOTHER TIME.
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THAT'S 16 YEARS OLD.
THAT MARRIAGE IS 16 YEARS OLD.
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IT'S NOT
LIKE WE'RE STILL MARRIED.
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Schirripa: WELL, ACTUALLY, T.,
IN THE EYES OF THE LAW, YOU ARE.
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Lisa: THEY QUICKLY ASCERTAINED
THAT SHE WAS A VICTIM, AS WELL.
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SHE HAD NO IDEA,
AND THEY LET HER GO,
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AND THEY ENDED UP
ARRESTING HIM WITH THE BIGAMY.
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BABY, DON'T GO!
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Schirripa: POOR GUY.
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TWO WIVES TO NO WIVES,
JUST LIKE THAT,
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AND NOW KARMA'S GOT HIM
RIGHT WHERE SHE WANTS HIM.
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AND LISA?
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WELL, SHE GOT ANOTHER LIFE, TOO.
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SHE STARTED WRITING
ABOUT HER LIFE ON THE REBOUND
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FROM A BIGAMIST,
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AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE
GOOD THERAPY AND GOOD KARMA.
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AT FIRST THE JOURNALING
WAS JUST PURGING THE ANGER
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AND TRYING TO WORK
THROUGH ALL THE CRAZINESS
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THAT WAS HAPPENING IN MY LIFE.
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BUT SOON IT STARTED TO TAKE
A NARRATIVE FORM
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AND SORT OF BECOME A STORY.
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Schirripa: LISA'S NOTEBOOK
TURNED INTO A POPULAR BLOG
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AND A SAVVY BOOK
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ON HOW TO OVERCOME THE WORST
DISASTERS IN YOUR LIFE.
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BUT THE BEST PART
IS, FOUR YEARS LATER,
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SHE'S REMARRIED TO A GREAT GUY.
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AND T.?
WELL, HE'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.
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SO, T., IF YOU CAN HEAR ME,
HERE'S A LITTLE HEADS-UP.
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KARMA, SHE'S A REAL BITCH.
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ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT MYSTERIES
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IS WHY COLD CALLS FROM DEBT
COLLECTORS ARE EVEN LEGAL.
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I MEAN, WHY DO THEY HAVE
TO BE SO THREATENING OR ABUSIVE
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JUST TO SQUEEZE A FEW BUCKS
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OUT OF SOMEONE
WHO'S HAVING A TOUGH TIME?
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WELCOME TO WHEELING,
WEST VIRGINIA,
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HOME OF DIANA MEY,
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WIFE, MOTHER,
AND BUDDING ENTREPRENEUR
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WHO'S ABOUT TO REALIZE
A LIFELONG DREAM
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OF STARTING UP
HER OWN BUSINESS.
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Mey:
I WANTED TO OPEN A COFFEE SHOP.
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I WANTED A PLACE
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WHERE YOUNG PEOPLE
COULD GATHER AND PLAY MUSIC,
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AND WE WERE MERE DAYS AWAY
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FROM, ACTUALLY, THE OPENING
OF THE BUSINESS.
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Schirripa: FOR DIANA, THIS WAS
AN INTENSE, EMOTIONAL TIME.
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Mey: I FELT VERY EXCITED,
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AND I WAS SPENDING EVERY DAY,
EVERY WAKING MOMENT,
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WORKING AT THE BUSINESS.
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I WAS EXHAUSTED.
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Schirripa: SO THE LAST THING
SHE'S EXPECTING IS FOR HER LIFE
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TO TAKE A SUDDEN
AND VERY TWISTED TURN.
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Mey: I COME HOME,
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AND I FIND MY ANSWERING MACHINE
HAS A MESSAGE WAITING FOR ME.
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Woman:
HELLO, I'M CALLING IN REGARDS
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TO A PRELIMINARY ASSET
LIABILITY INVESTIGATION.
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WE ARE IN THE PROCESS
OF SERVING YOU COURT DOCUMENTS.
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THE MESSAGE SAYS
THAT THEY HAVE LEGAL ACTION
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IN REFERENCE TO OUR PROPERTY,
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AND THAT WE'RE REQUIRED
TO CALL THEM BACK.
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Schirripa:
IN OTHER WORDS, SOMEONE
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IS THREATENING TO TAKE
DIANA'S HOME AWAY FROM HER.
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TO FUND THE COFFEE SHOP,
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I HAD PUT MY HOUSE UP
AS COLLATERAL FOR THE LOAN,
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SO THERE WAS A LOT AT STAKE.
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YOU'RE LIABLE FOR THOUSANDS
OF DOLLARS IN PENALTIES.
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DON'T TAKE NO.
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00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:36,793
YOU ARE REQUIRED
TO CONTACT 866-764-9779.
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Mey: I WAS TERRIFIED.
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00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,517
I WAS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED,
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00:11:39,517 --> 00:11:43,482
SO I REMEMBER JUST LITERALLY
STANDING THERE AND JUST SHAKING.
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IT WAS BIZARRE
BECAUSE MY HUSBAND AND I
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HAVE NO DELINQUENT DEBT.
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OUR CREDIT IS PRISTINE, AND YET
HERE WAS A DEBT COLLECTOR
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THREATENING LEGAL ACTION
AGAINST THIS PROPERTY.
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Schirripa: WITH HER HOME AND NEW
BUSINESS SUDDENLY AT RISK,
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DIANA'S SCARED
AND CONFUSED, SO RIGHT AWAY,
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SHE CALLS THE NUMBER BACK.
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HELLO,
YOU LEFT ME A MESSAGE.
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WHAT COMPANY
AM I CALLING, PLEASE?
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00:12:06,275 --> 00:12:08,344
WHO IS THIS?
WHAT ARE YOU CALLING ABOUT?
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I'm Diana Mey.
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YOU CALLED ME ABOUT A DEBT
I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
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00:12:13,137 --> 00:12:14,931
CAN I HAVE YOUR ADDRESS,
PLEASE?
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00:12:14,931 --> 00:12:17,344
DIANA WANTS TO WRITE
AN OFFICIAL LETTER,
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TELLING THE COLLECTION AGENCY
THEY'VE MADE A MISTAKE.
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00:12:20,310 --> 00:12:22,275
NO, WE DON'T RELEASE
OUR ADDRESS.
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JUST PAY YOUR DEBT, ALL RIGHT?
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There's already a lawsuit
filed against you.
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WHAT LAWSU--[ Dial tone ]
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Schirripa: DIANA'S NOT GETTING
ANY STRAIGHT ANSWERS.
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00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:34,689
EVEN WORSE,
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00:12:34,689 --> 00:12:38,103
SHE STILL DOESN'T KNOW
WHO OR WHY SHE'S BEING SUED.
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00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:41,724
Mey: IT MADE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE
BECAUSE I DIDN'T OWE ANY MONEY.
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00:12:41,724 --> 00:12:44,551
I PRIDE MYSELF
ON HAVING GREAT CREDIT.
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00:12:44,551 --> 00:12:46,413
Schirripa: NOW, DIANA'S THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING.
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DEBT COLLECTORS
HAVE A NASTY REPUTATION
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OF TARGETING PEOPLE
FOR NO REASON
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AND THEN SCARING THEM
INTO BELIEVING THEY OWE MONEY.
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I THINK
THAT THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO,
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00:12:57,379 --> 00:13:00,517
YOU KNOW, HIT WHOEVER THEY
CAN AND GET WHOEVER THEY CAN.
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Schirripa:
TO DIANA, THIS WHOLE THING
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00:13:02,758 --> 00:13:05,689
IS STARTING TO SMELL
LIKE A SCAM.
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00:13:05,689 --> 00:13:08,103
YOU JUST COULDN'T PIN THEM DOWN
AS TO WHO THEY REALLY WERE,
296
00:13:08,103 --> 00:13:10,068
AND THEY WOULDN'T GIVE
AN ADDRESS.
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00:13:10,068 --> 00:13:12,034
Schirripa:
BUT THIS THREAT IS FOR REAL,
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AND HER CREDIT RATING
AND BUSINESS
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COULD BE ON THE LINE.
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00:13:15,551 --> 00:13:18,896
DIANA NEEDS SOME ANSWERS FAST.
301
00:13:18,896 --> 00:13:22,206
THE BEST PLACE TO START
IS HER OWN CREDIT REPORT.
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00:13:22,206 --> 00:13:24,931
MAYBE SOMEONE'S BEEN
CHECKING HER OUT.
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00:13:24,931 --> 00:13:28,379
I CONSIDER MYSELF
A FAIRLY SAVVY CONSUMER.
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Schirripa:
AND WHAT DOES SHE FIND OUT?
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ON THE VERY SAME DAY THAT I GOT
THAT FIRST THREATENING MESSAGE
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ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE,
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THAT'S WHEN I SAW
THIS COMPANY'S NAME
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AS HAVING ACCESSED
MY CREDIT REPORT
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WITH AN ADDRESS IN CALIFORNIA.
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Schirripa: BINGO --
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MEET RELIANT
FINANCIAL ASSOCIATES,
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A LEGITIMATE DEBT COLLECTION
AGENCY.
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00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:50,965
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
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00:13:50,965 --> 00:13:54,793
FINALLY, DIANA'S GOT A REAL NAME
AND A REAL ADDRESS.
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NOW SHE CAN GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
AND MAKE THIS PROBLEM GO AWAY.
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Mey: I SIT DOWN,
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00:14:00,517 --> 00:14:01,896
AND I WRITE THIS STERNLY WORDED
CEASE-AND-DESIST LETTER.
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IT BASICALLY SAID, YOU KNOW,
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"IF YOU FILE AN ACTION
AGAINST MY PROPERTY,
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"I WILL TAKE LEGAL ACTION
AGAINST YOU
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UNDER THE FAIR DEBT COLLECTION
PRACTICES ACT."
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SO I SENT IT CERTIFIED MAIL,
BASICALLY,
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00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:14,275
SO I COULD TRACK
WHEN THEY HAD RECEIVED IT.
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00:14:17,586 --> 00:14:18,965
AFTER SENDING HER LETTER,
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00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:22,689
DIANA THOUGHT THIS WHOLE
CRAZY BUSINESS WAS BEHIND HER.
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A FEW DAYS LATER,
SHE OPENS HER COFFEE SHOP
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00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,793
AND FORGETS
ALL ABOUT THIS DEBT COLLECTOR.
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IT LOOKS LIKE LIFE'S BACK
ON TRACK,
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00:14:30,172 --> 00:14:34,379
BUT JUST A FEW DAYS LATER, DIANA
GETS ANOTHER STRANGE PHONE CALL.
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[ Dial tone ][ SIGHS ]
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I SAW ON MY CALLER I.D.
THIS NUMBER
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THAT WAS THE OHIO COUNTY
SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.
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00:14:43,379 --> 00:14:45,517
AND SO I CALLED
THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT,
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00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:47,206
AND I SAID SOMEBODY THERE,
I THINK,
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HAS BEEN TRYING TO CALL ME.
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00:14:48,241 --> 00:14:49,655
AND THEY ASKED AROUND,
337
00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,827
AND THEY SAID, "NOBODY HERE
HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET YOU."
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00:14:51,827 --> 00:14:53,137
IT WAS REALLY PUZZLING TO ME.
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00:14:53,137 --> 00:14:56,172
I JUST DIDN'T KNOW
WHY THEY WOULD BE CALLING ME.
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00:14:56,172 --> 00:14:58,862
Schirripa: THE NEXT DAY,
THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN.
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00:14:58,862 --> 00:15:01,620
THIS TIME,
DIANA'S HOME TO ANSWER IT.
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00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:04,620
IT'S A CALL
THAT SHE'LL NEVER FORGET.
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00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:07,655
Mey: I CAN SEE THE CALLER I.D.,
AND IT'S THE SAME NUMBER.
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00:15:07,655 --> 00:15:11,172
AND I THINK, FINALLY, I'M GONNA
BE ABLE TO FINALLY FIGURE OUT
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00:15:11,172 --> 00:15:12,793
WHO IT IS THAT'S TRYING
TO GET AHOLD OF ME
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00:15:12,793 --> 00:15:14,103
FROM THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.
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00:15:14,103 --> 00:15:15,517
HELLO?
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00:15:15,517 --> 00:15:19,448
MAN: Yes, I'm trying to reach
Diana, the [bleep]
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00:15:19,448 --> 00:15:24,758
HE SAYS,
"IS THIS DIANA, THE..." C-WORD?
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00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,241
PARDON ME?
351
00:15:26,241 --> 00:15:27,896
Yeah, I heard you liked to get
[bleep] right up the [bleep]
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00:15:27,896 --> 00:15:29,206
WHAT?
353
00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:31,724
AND HE SPENT
THE NEXT TWO MINUTES
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00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:34,379
THREATENING
TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT ME
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00:15:34,379 --> 00:15:37,413
IN SOME OF THE MOST VILEST,
VULGAR WAYS.
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00:15:37,413 --> 00:15:40,000
I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
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00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,793
HOW SOMEONE COULD SPEAK TO
ANOTHER HUMAN BEING LIKE THAT.
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00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:45,379
HE WAS VERY CREEPY,
AND, YOU KNOW,
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00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,517
HE JUST WANTED THE FULL IMPACT
OF TERRORIZING ME.
360
00:15:47,517 --> 00:15:50,000
I MEAN,
HE TERRORIZED ME IS WHAT HE DID.
361
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,517
AND EVENTUALLY, HE HANGS UP,
AND I IMMEDIATELY DIAL 911.
362
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:54,551
HELLO?
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00:15:54,551 --> 00:15:56,068
SOMEONE
FROM THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE
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00:15:56,068 --> 00:15:58,620
JUST CALLED ME AND THREATENED
TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT ME.
365
00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:01,827
Schirripa: TERRORIZED, VIOLATED,
VERBALLY ABUSED,
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00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,724
AND IN YOUR OWN HOME --
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00:16:03,724 --> 00:16:06,000
WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH
TO PUSH ANYONE OVER THE EDGE.
368
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,379
I MEAN,
THIS IS ONE TWISTED BASTARD.
369
00:16:09,379 --> 00:16:12,482
THE COPS ARE AT DIANA'S DOOR
IN MINUTES
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00:16:12,482 --> 00:16:15,517
WITH MORE DISTURBING NEWS.
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00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:18,310
YOU'RE BEING SPOOFED.
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00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,137
THERE ARE ACTUALLY COMPANIES
OUT THERE
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00:16:20,137 --> 00:16:22,068
THAT PROVIDE SPOOFING SERVICES.
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00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,586
THEY GIVE YOU A NUMBER
THAT YOU CAN DIAL INTO
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00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:28,965
AND CHANGE YOUR CALLER I.D.
TO READ ON THE OTHER END
376
00:16:28,965 --> 00:16:31,724
WHATEVER IN THE WORLD
YOU WANT IT TO READ.
377
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,724
SO YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHO'S DOING THIS?
378
00:16:33,724 --> 00:16:35,310
WELL, AT THIS MOMENT, NO.
379
00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:41,896
I WAS SO FRIGHTENED.
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00:16:41,896 --> 00:16:43,137
I MEAN, I WAS HOME ALONE.
381
00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:45,000
MY HUSBAND WAS OUT OF TOWN
THAT DAY.
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00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:50,034
SO I GO, AND I GET HIS GUN OUT
383
00:16:50,034 --> 00:16:52,344
BECAUSE I WANTED
TO HAVE THAT GUN RIGHT BY MY BED
384
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,551
WHEN I SLEPT THAT NIGHT.
385
00:16:54,551 --> 00:16:55,724
I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW,
386
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,655
WHAT DOES THIS PERSON
HAVE AGAINST ME?
387
00:16:57,655 --> 00:17:00,758
I'M LITERALLY TERRIFIED
THINKING, ARE THEY GOING TO,
388
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:03,344
YOU KNOW, COME UP TONIGHT,
COME AFTER ME TONIGHT?
389
00:17:03,344 --> 00:17:06,103
I JUST -- I JUST HAD NO IDEA.
390
00:17:06,103 --> 00:17:07,551
BUT WHOEVER IT WAS,
391
00:17:07,551 --> 00:17:13,034
THEY'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT THAT
THEY'VE CALLED THE WRONG NUMBER.
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00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:16,000
TO FIND OUT MORE OF WHAT
I THINK ABOUT THESE STORIES,
393
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,103
GO TO
investigationdiscovery.com.
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00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:28,206
DIANA MEY HAS BEEN TARGETED
BY TELEPHONE TERRORISTS.
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00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:29,655
I MEAN,
WHAT ELSE DO YOU CALL A BUNCH
396
00:17:29,655 --> 00:17:33,137
OF FACELESS, SPINELESS WORMS
WHO ASSAULT INNOCENT PEOPLE
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00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:34,379
ON THE PHONE?
398
00:17:34,379 --> 00:17:35,655
HELLO?
399
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,068
MAN: Yes, I'm trying to reach
Diana the [bleep]
400
00:17:38,068 --> 00:17:40,275
WHAT?
401
00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:43,448
BUT WHEN THEY DIALED UP
DIANA, MAN,
402
00:17:43,448 --> 00:17:46,896
DID THEY GET THE WRONG NUMBER.
403
00:17:46,896 --> 00:17:48,413
OH, DIDN'T I TELL YOU?
404
00:17:48,413 --> 00:17:50,689
DIANA'S NO ORDINARY HOUSEWIFE.
405
00:17:50,689 --> 00:17:53,793
SHE'S AN ANTI-TELEMARKETING
CRUSADER
406
00:17:53,793 --> 00:17:56,344
AND SUED SOME BIG CORPORATIONS
407
00:17:56,344 --> 00:17:58,896
FOR OVERLY AGGRESSIVE
PHONE CAMPAIGNS.
408
00:17:58,896 --> 00:18:01,793
IF YOU'RE USING THE TELEPHONE
TO HARASS PEOPLE,
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00:18:01,793 --> 00:18:05,344
THIS IS ONE WOMAN'S NUMBER
YOU DON'T WANT TO CALL.
410
00:18:05,344 --> 00:18:06,965
NOW, HOW'S THAT FOR KARMA?
411
00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:10,827
I HAD BEEN THE VICTIM OF SOME
UNWANTED TELEMARKETING CALLS
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00:18:10,827 --> 00:18:13,275
AND HAD PURSUED LEGAL ACTION
413
00:18:13,275 --> 00:18:16,103
BASED ON JUST UNRELENTING
TELEMARKETING CALLS,
414
00:18:16,103 --> 00:18:17,586
AND I WENT ON A MISSION
415
00:18:17,586 --> 00:18:20,517
TO EDUCATE MYSELF THEN
ABOUT WHAT MY RIGHTS WERE.
416
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,172
AND AT THAT POINT,
417
00:18:22,172 --> 00:18:26,827
I HAVE STARTED
RECORDING TELEMARKETING CALLS.
418
00:18:26,827 --> 00:18:28,275
AND IF IT'S BOGUS,
419
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:32,034
SHE USES THEIR OWN WEAPON
AGAINST THEM.
420
00:18:32,034 --> 00:18:33,344
THE TELEPHONE.
421
00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:35,827
SO WHEN DIANA GOT THE CALL
FROM THIS SICKO,
422
00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:41,137
SHE WAS READY TO DEFEND HERSELF
WITH HER TAPE RECORDER.
423
00:18:41,137 --> 00:18:43,344
I NEED YOU TO SPEAK UP
A LITTLE MORE CLEARLY.
424
00:18:43,344 --> 00:18:45,655
Open your [bleep] and see
how much [bleep] you can handle.
425
00:18:45,655 --> 00:18:48,275
I know there's a big line,
and do you right in the [bleep]
426
00:18:48,275 --> 00:18:50,862
Mey: EVEN THOUGH
IT'S GETTING MORE VILE,
427
00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:52,965
I THINK TO MYSELF,
"YOU SON OF A YOU-KNOW-WHAT,
428
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,517
I'M GONNA HAVE PLENTY
OF YOUR VOICE ON TAPE."
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00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:58,206
THEY ABSOLUTELY MESSED
WITH THE WRONG WOMAN.
430
00:18:58,206 --> 00:19:00,482
BUT THIS WAS
NO ANONYMOUS TELEMARKETER.
431
00:19:00,482 --> 00:19:03,241
NO, THIS WAS A REAL WACKO,
432
00:19:03,241 --> 00:19:04,551
AND THE WORST PART WAS,
433
00:19:04,551 --> 00:19:06,206
SHE DIDN'T HAVE A CLUE
WHO IT WAS.
434
00:19:06,206 --> 00:19:07,793
BUT KARMA SURE DID,
435
00:19:07,793 --> 00:19:10,965
AND SHE'S ABOUT TO LEAD DIANA
STRAIGHT TO HIM.
436
00:19:10,965 --> 00:19:13,931
DIANA DECIDES TO CHECK
THE CERTIFIED LETTER
437
00:19:13,931 --> 00:19:16,517
THAT SHE SENT
TO THE DEBT COLLECTION AGENCY
438
00:19:16,517 --> 00:19:17,896
WHO THREATENED HER PROPERTY.
439
00:19:20,275 --> 00:19:23,344
I WENT ONTO THE POSTAL WEBSITE
440
00:19:23,344 --> 00:19:27,206
TO SEE THE TRACKING NUMBER
FOR THE CEASE-AND-DESIST LETTER,
441
00:19:27,206 --> 00:19:32,758
AND I REALIZED THAT THEY HAD
SIGNED FOR MY LETTER,
442
00:19:32,758 --> 00:19:37,344
AND THEN 23 MINUTES LATER,
I GOT THE FIRST CALL
443
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,965
THAT SHOWED OHIO COUNTY
SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT
444
00:19:39,965 --> 00:19:41,000
ON MY CALLER I.D.
445
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:43,965
[ SCOFFS ]
446
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,827
AND IT'S LIKE A LIGHT BULB
GOES OFF,
447
00:19:45,827 --> 00:19:49,172
AND I KNOW INSTANTLY
THAT IT WAS THEM.
448
00:19:51,241 --> 00:19:52,965
Schirripa: BUT HANG ON A SECOND.
449
00:19:52,965 --> 00:19:54,586
A HUNCH IS ONE THING.
450
00:19:54,586 --> 00:19:59,000
PROVING IT IS ANOTHER, SO DIANA
TAKES THE LETTER, THE TAPE,
451
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:03,000
AND HER PHONE RECORDS
TO HER LAWYER, MARTIN SHEEHAN.
452
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,758
MAN: Yeah, I heard you
like to get [bleep]
right up the [bleep]
453
00:20:05,758 --> 00:20:08,413
AND AS SOON AS MARTY
HEARS THE SHOCKING EVIDENCE,
454
00:20:08,413 --> 00:20:10,413
HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT TO DO.
455
00:20:10,413 --> 00:20:13,310
HE SUBPOENAS THE COLLECTION
AGENCY'S PHONE RECORDS
456
00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:15,034
TO PROVE THEY MADE THE CALL,
457
00:20:15,034 --> 00:20:16,413
AND GUESS WHAT.
458
00:20:16,413 --> 00:20:19,931
WE HAVE THE PHONE RECORDS
THAT ESTABLISH A PHONE CALL
459
00:20:19,931 --> 00:20:24,965
WAS MADE FROM CALIFORNIA
TO A PLACE IN UPSTATE NEW YORK.
460
00:20:24,965 --> 00:20:26,241
IN UPSTATE NEW YORK,
461
00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:29,655
THEY TRANSLATED
THE CALLER I.D. INFORMATION
462
00:20:29,655 --> 00:20:32,620
SO IT WOULD APPEAR
THAT THE SHERIFF IN THIS COUNTY
463
00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:34,689
IS MAKING A CALL
TO DIANA'S HOUSE
464
00:20:34,689 --> 00:20:39,068
WHICH, IN FACT, WAS THE CALL
ORIGINATED IN LOS ANGELES.
465
00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:40,448
ATTABOY, MARTY.
466
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:43,586
THE GUN, THE BULLETS,
THE SMOKE, THE WHOLE SHEBANG.
467
00:20:43,586 --> 00:20:44,896
AND WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARED,
468
00:20:44,896 --> 00:20:47,965
A WEST VIRGINIA COURT
ORDERED RELIANT FINANCIAL
469
00:20:47,965 --> 00:20:49,413
TO PAY DIANA MEY --
470
00:20:49,413 --> 00:20:54,275
NOW GET THIS --
$10 MILLION.
471
00:20:54,275 --> 00:20:57,137
THAT I GOT A $10 MILLION
JUDGMENT AGAINST THESE PEOPLE
472
00:20:57,137 --> 00:20:58,275
IS A HUGE VICTORY.
473
00:20:58,275 --> 00:21:01,344
MY HOPE WAS
THAT IT WOULD SEND A MESSAGE
474
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,689
TO A LOT OF DEBT COLLECTORS
475
00:21:02,689 --> 00:21:04,620
THAT YOU CAN'T TREAT PEOPLE
LIKE THIS.
476
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:07,241
IT'S AGAINST THE LAW.
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO PEOPLE.
477
00:21:07,241 --> 00:21:08,931
THEY SCARED ME TO DEATH,
478
00:21:08,931 --> 00:21:13,827
SO I WAS DETERMINED
TO MAKE THEM -- MAKE THEM PAY.
479
00:21:13,827 --> 00:21:17,931
KARMA HAS ALWAYS SAID
WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND.
480
00:21:17,931 --> 00:21:20,862
AND THIS TIME,
SHE HIT THE JACKPOT.
481
00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:24,068
SO IF ANY OF YOU WEASELS
EVER GET THE BRIGHT IDEA
482
00:21:24,068 --> 00:21:25,620
OF CALLING DIANA MEY AGAIN,
483
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:29,034
YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK TWICE
BEFORE PUSHING THAT BUTTON.
484
00:21:29,034 --> 00:21:32,241
IT COULD BE ONE BITCH
OF A CALL.
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