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MY NAME IS STEVE SCHIRRIPA,

AND I WANT TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT REVENGE.

IMAGINE YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED ON
OR LIED TO.

I EXPECT THEM TO TAKE CARE
OF THE PROBLEM.

THEY DON'T WANT TO,
SO I'M PISSED.

Schirripa:
YOU'VE BEEN FLAT OUT PLAYED.

I HAVE HIS CARD.

WHY WOULD I BE SUSPECT
THAT SHE WOULD TRY

TO PULL ME INTO SOMETHING?

THIS IS MY LIFE SAVINGS.

Schirripa:
NATURALLY, YOU WANT TO GET EVEN.

THIS IS GONNA BE THE FIGHT
OF MY LIFE.

BUT WHAT GOES AROUND
COMES AROUND.

THAT'S CALLED KARMA,

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.

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NEW YORK CITY.

THEY SAY IF YOU
CAN MAKE IT HERE,

YOU COULD MAKE IT ANYWHERE,

BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA TAKE A BITE
OUT OF THE BIG APPLE,

YOU BETTER MAKE SURE
YOU DON'T PICK A ROTTEN ONE.

IT'S THANKSGIVING,

AND WITH THE HOLIDAYS
JUST AROUND THE CORNER,

MICHELE BILOTTA, A SINGLE MOM
WITH A TEENAGE DAUGHTER,

IS DOING HER BEST TO GET BY.

GIRL, I LOVE!

MICHELE'S A MAKEUP ARTIST

AND SAVED EVERY HARD-EARNED DIME
SHE CAN

TO MAKE GOOD ON HER DREAM

OF BUYING A HOME FOR HER
AND HER LITTLE GIRL.

JUST WANT SOMETHING NICE
FOR ME AND MY GIRL, YOU KNOW?

EVERYTHING'S SO EXPENSIVE.

I KNEW MY HAIRDRESSER/GIRLFRIEND
FOR 15 YEARS,

AND SHE WAS ALSO
ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS,

PART OF MY INNER CIRCLE.

I KNOW THIS GUY.

HE'S MAKING A FORTUNE
IN REAL ESTATE.

AND SHE KIND OF THREW ME,

BECAUSE
SHE IMMEDIATELY BROUGHT UP,

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO INVEST
YOUR MONEY?"

OH, YEAH?
YEAH.

HE SAYS YOU CAN MAKE A LOT
OF MONEY REALLY FAST.

Schirripa: AUDREY TELLS HER

SHE'S MADE A LOT OF MONEY
BY INVESTING WITH THIS GUY,

AND HE'S ALWAYS LOOKING
FOR NEW CLIENTS.

YOU SHOULD THINK
ABOUT IT.

I HAVE HIS CARD.

SO, MICHELE, SHE'S ALL EARS.

I'M IN.
YOU SHOULD, TOO.

AND BEFORE I KNEW IT,
SHE WAS ON HER CELL PHONE,

AND SHE'S, LIKE,
SHOVING THE PHONE IN MY EAR.

I'M LIKE, "HELLO?"

HI.
THIS IS MICHELE.

AND HE'S TELLING ME

IT WAS $50,000 OR MORE
OVER 30 DAYS

FOR 100 PERCENT RETURN
OF YOUR MONEY.

REALLY?

AND HE WAS, YOU KNOW,
CONVINCING ME,

"YOU HAVE TO COME IN.

"DON'T LET THIS GO BY.

"NEXT WEEK,
WE MIGHT NOT BE OFFERING THIS.

SO, I SAYS TO HIM,
"I'LL THINK ABOUT IT."

BYE-BYE.
GOOD LUCK TO YOU.

THANKS.

[ Ringing ]

NEXT DAY, LIKE,
8:00 IN THE MORNING,

MY PHONE'S RINGING.

WADE: Hi, Michele.
How are you?

SHARMON WADE HERE.

NOW, AT THIS POINT,

I'M JUST THINKING,
"THESE ARE TWO GUYS.

"THEY STARTED THEIR OWN
PRIVATE EQUITY FIRM.

"MAYBE THEY'RE ANXIOUS
TO GET INVESTORS IN.

LET'S GET YOU PAID.
LET'S GET YOU
IN THAT NEW TOWNHOME.

Sound good?

SO, I AGREED TO GO,

AND HE SAID,
"I'LL SEND A CAR FOR YOU."

Schirripa:
NEXT THING YOU KNOW,

MICHELE'S CRUISING
DOWN PARK AVENUE,

HEADED FOR SHARMON WADE'S
FLASHY MANHATTAN OFFICE.

Michele: SO, THE OFFICES

WERE AT THE HELMSLEY BUILDING
ON PARK AVENUE.

IT WAS BEAUTIFULLY FRONTED,
BEAUTIFULLY.

Schirripa:
NOW, THIS PLACE, WELL,

IT JUST OOZES SUCCESS,

BUT EVEN THOUGH EVERYTHING
LOOKS LEGIT,

MICHELE STILL WANTS THESE GUYS

TO EXPLAIN EXACTLY HOW THEY
PLAN ON DOUBLING HER MONEY.

MICHELE, YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.

I KNOW, I KNOW.

BUT IT'S -- IT'S JUST A LOT
OF MONEY FOR ME.

THE INVESTMENT BASICALLY WAS FOR
BUYING CONDOMINIUMS IN FLORIDA.

NOW, THIS IS THE SAME THING

THAT OTHER PEOPLE
HAVE INVESTED IN, RIGHT?

AND THEY GOT THEIR MONEY BACK,
THEY GOT THEIR RETURN.

YES.

ALL COULD BE YOURS
IN 30 DAYS.

Schirripa:
MICHELE ISN'T EXACTLY CRAZY

ABOUT RISKING
HER ENTIRE LIFE'S SAVINGS,

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND,
THIS COULD BE HER BEST SHOT

AT MAKING THAT DREAM HOME
HAPPEN FOR HER AND HER DAUGHTER.

SO, I INVESTED $75,000
FOR A RETURN OF $150,000.

THIS IS MY -- MY LIFE SAVINGS.

OH, I WAS SO HAPPY.

ALL I'M THINKING ABOUT IS,
"LIFE IS GOOD."

"THESE GUYS ARE GONNA MAKE ME
A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY."

Schirripa: IT'S NOT LIKE
MICHELE'S IN THIS GAME

TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE.

ALL SHE WANTS IS A NICE HOME
FOR HER AND HER GIRL,

AND IT'S LOOKING A LOT

LIKE THAT COULD BE
JUST AROUND THE CORNER.

HEY.
THIS IS MICHELE.

HEY, MICHELE. IT'S SHARMON HERE.
HOW YOU DOING?

OH, I JUST GOT BACK
FROM SEEING MY REALTOR.

MY DAUGHTER AND I WENT TO LOOK
AT THIS GREAT TOWNHOUSE.

REALLY?
HOW BIG'S THE TOWNHOUSE?

WOW.

DID YOU KNOW THAT WE
WERE ALSO A MORTGAGE COMPANY?

YOU'RE A MORTGAGE COMPANY TOO?

Schirripa: SWEET DEAL.

NOT ONLY CAN THESE INVESTMENT
GENIUSES DOUBLE MICHELE'S MONEY,

THEY CAN EVEN HELP HER
BUY THAT HOUSE

SHE'S BEEN DREAMING ABOUT.

I'M SURPRISED
I DIDN'T TELL YOU BEFORE.

OKAY.
WE'LL TALK SOON.

I SAID,
"WOW, THESE GUYS ARE FANTASTIC."

OH, MY GOD!

[ LAUGHS ]

Schirripa:
SO, WHEN CHRISTMAS ROLLS AROUND,

GUESS WHAT'S AT THE TOP OF
MICHELE'S WISH LIST FOR SANTA.

THAT'S RIGHT. 150 G's.

JANUARY 3rd, I CALLED
COVENANT EQUITY OFFICES.

HI, SHARMON.
IT'S MICHELE.

MICHELE, HOW ARE YOU?

Good.

SO, WHEN WOULD BE A GOOD TIME

FOR ME TO COME IN
AND PICK UP MY CHECK?

I'm excited.

UH, MICHELE, ABOUT THAT.

WE HAVE A LITTLE BIT
OF A PROBLEM.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "PROBLEMS"?

WE'RE GONNA NEED
MORE TIME.

I SAID, "NO,
WE
DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM.

"YOU
HAVE THE PROBLEM.

I WANT MY MONEY,
AND I WANT IT TODAY."

MICHELE, YOUR MONEY
IS GOOD AS SAFE HERE.

THERE IS SOME PAPERWORK
THAT HASN'T BEEN FINALIZED YET,

AND WHEN IT DOES,
WE'LL LET YOU KNOW.

SOUND GOOD?

Schirripa: ACTUALLY,
IT SOUNDS LIKE A LOAD OF CRAP,

AND WHEN YOU'RE TALKIN'
ABOUT SOMEONE'S LIFE SAVINGS,

IT'S A FINANCIAL NIGHTMARE.

IT'S, LIKE, MY STOMACH JUST,
LIKE, SUNK.

LIKE, THIS IS IT.

Saverio:
MICHELE IS VERY TRUSTING.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,
IF ANYTHING,

I'D SAY A LITTLE BIT
TOO TRUSTING

BECAUSE OF HER GOOD-HEARTED
NATURE.

THANK YOU FOR THIS.
MY PLEASURE.

'CAUSE SHE BELIEVES EVERYBODY
THINKS THE WAY SHE DOES,

AND, UNFORTUNATELY, THE WORLD
JUST DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.

Schirripa: HEY, NO KIDDING.

AND MICHELE'S FINDING IT OUT
THE HARD WAY.

THAT'S NOT GOOD.

I'M NUMB.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME,

AND I'M VISUALIZING
WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO ME,

THAT I'M GONNA LOSE EVERYTHING.

Schirripa: 30 DAYS, 60 DAYS,

MICHELE STILL HASN'T SEEN
A SINGLE CENT OF HER MONEY,

AND PRETTY SOON,
THE BOTTOM LINE'S SINKING IN.

SHE'S BEEN PLAYED,
AND NOT JUST BY SHARMON WADE,

BUT BY HER LONGTIME GIRLFRIEND,
TOO.

MICHELE HAD CALLED ME
AND TOLD ME THINGS WERE BAD

AND EXPLAINED TO ME WHY,

AND AT THAT POINT,
I EXPLAINED TO HER

SHE GOT CAUGHT UP
IN A PONZI SCHEME.

Michele: I LOST MY MIND.

EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE
WAS JUST BLOWN APART.

I CALLED MY FRIEND,

MY PAL, JIMMY,
WHO'S MY ATTORNEY.

I ACTUALLY CRIED TO HIM
ON THE PHONE.

SHE BELIEVED IN THESE TWO GUYS,

AND UNFORTUNATELY,
THEY WEREN'T TO BE TRUSTED.

THE MONEY,

AND IT WAS SUBSTANTIAL,
WAS SUPPOSED TO SET HER UP,

AND THAT'S GONE NOW.

MICHELE GOES TO THE COPS
THEN THE DA,

BUT THE "LONG ARM OF THE LAW,"

THEY'RE NOT TOO INTERESTED
IN HER STORY.

ALL THEY SEE IS A VICTIM,
WHO, AS FAR AS THEY CAN TELL,

MADE A REAL LOUSY BUSINESS DEAL,

BUT NO WAY MICHELE'S GOING
DOWN THAT EASY.

SHE'S GOT A PLAN,

AND SHE'S GONNA BLOW THIS
SHARMON WADE THING WIDE OPEN.

PEOPLE ARE GONNA KNOW YOU,
KNOW YOUR FACE,

AND KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

SO THERE'S THIS SAYING --

"THE BEST KIND OF ADVERTISING
IS THE KIND THAT'S FREE."

SO, MICHELE DECIDES TO TAKE
THE LAW INTO HER OWN HANDS

AND CALLS THE LOCAL TV NEWS
STATION.

MICHELE WAS ABOUT TO RIDE
THAT FREEBIE

STRAIGHT DOWN REVENGE AVENUE.

THIS IS TABBY PHILIPS,
ABC NEW YORK,

AND TONIGHT WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEW WITH MICHELE BILOTTA,

WHO'S GOING TO EXPOSE
A DEVASTATING INVESTMENT SCAM.

WANT TO KNOW WHAT MAKES
TELEVISION SO POWERFUL?

JUST LIKE THAT, IT CAN REACH
EVERY LIVING ROOM IN AMERICA.

SO, WHAT MADE YOU TRUST THIS MAN
WITH YOUR LIFE SAVINGS?

WELL, HE TOLD ME THAT HE COULD
DOUBLE MY MONEY WITHIN 30 DAYS.

I TOLD HER
I WAS GOOD FOR THE MONEY.

AND I SAID,
"HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

WHAT ARE YOU INVESTING IN?"

AND HE SAID, "WE'VE GOT
ALL KINDS OF INVESTMENTS.

WE'RE TALKING
GROUND-FLOOR OPPORTUNITY."

BELIEVE THIS WOMAN!

Schirripa:
EVEN ON A GOOD DAY,

TRAFFIC IN MIDTOWN MANHATTAN
IS DEAD SLOW.

BUT EVEN ON THE WORST DAY,
BAD NEWS ALWAYS TRAVELS FAST.

AFTER MICHELE'S STORY BREAKS,
20 MORE VICTIMS

OF SHARMON WADE'S SCAM
COME FORWARD.

LISTEN, I'M PULLING UP
YOUR ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW.

Schirripa: NOW THE COPS
ARE LISTENING TO MICHELE.

AND SHARMON, WELL,

HE'S FEELING THE HEAT BIG TIME.

SO, TURNS OUT, MICHELE'S
JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG.

BY NOW,
THERE ARE DOZENS OF VICTIMS

CLAIMING THEY'VE BEEN FLEECED

BY THIS $10 MILLION MORTGAGE
FRAUD AND PONZI SCHEME.

LOOK, LISTEN.

WE GOT TO GET GOING.
CALL MY WIFE.

CALL MY FRIENDS.
JUST GET OUT OF HERE. GO, GO.

SHE BLEW IT WIDE OPEN.

IT WASN'T JUST A PONZI SCHEME,

BECAUSE YOU'RE HURTING PEOPLE
WITH FAMILIES,

AND YOU'RE TAKING AWAY
SOMEBODY'S COLLEGE TUITION.

IT'S ON THAT LEVEL.

IS MY DRIVER READY YET?

Schirripa: BY HELPING BUST
THESE TWO-BIT WEASELS,

WHO KNOWS HOW MANY MORE
INNOCENT INVESTORS

MICHELE SAVED
FROM GETTING BURNED.

WHEN I GOT THE PHONE CALL
THAT ONE OF THEM WAS ARRESTED

AND THE OTHER ONE
WAS GOING TO BE ARRESTED,

IT WAS FANTASTIC.

YOU KNOW, IT WAS, LIKE, MISSION
ACCOMPLISHED, YOU KNOW, FINALLY.

THE ONE THING
I KNOW ABOUT MICHELE

IS SHE NEVER QUITS FIGHTING.

THAT'S WHY THOSE GUYS
ARE IN JAIL,

BECAUSE OF HER.

Schirripa: MICHELE STILL LOST
HER LIFE SAVINGS,

AND PROBABLY
WON'T EVER GET IT BACK,

BUT SHE CAN STILL FEEL GOOD
ABOUT PUTTING THESE GUYS AWAY.

Michele: DIVERSIFIED PORTFOLIO,
AND I'M NOT A SEASONED...

Schirripa: SHARMON WADE GOT
10 YEARS IN THE SLAMMER.

HIS PARTNER,
CLAUDIUS HANNAH, GOT SIX.

ARRIVEDERCI, SCUMBAGS.

SO, WHAT ABOUT MICHELE'S
GOOD FRIEND?

YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHO GOT HER
INTO THIS WHOLE MESS?

LAST WE HEARD,
SHE RAN OFF TO HOLLAND.

KARMA'S NOT THE ONLY BITCH
IN THIS STORY.

CRIMINALS
THAT DO CRIMES LIKE THIS,

THE ONE THING
THEY COUNT ON IS THE VICTIM

IS NOT GONNA OPEN THEIR MOUTH
BECAUSE OF THE EMBARRASSMENT.

THERE'S NO SHAME IN MY GAME.

Schirripa: IT TOOK
SOME SERIOUS BACKBONE

TO STAND UP TO SCUMBAGS
LIKE THAT,

BUT MICHELE DID HAVE KARMA
IN HER CORNER.

YOU SEE, IT DOESN'T MATTER

IF SOMEONE'S HUSTLING CONDOS
OR A SWEET RIDE.

NO MATTER HOW BIG YOU THINK
YOU ARE,

WHEN YOU CROSS THE LITTLE GUY,

YOU'RE GONNA FIND OUT REAL QUICK
THAT KARMA'S A BITCH.

UGH!

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE SMELL
OF A NEW CAR,

BUT IF THAT NEW CAR TURNS OUT
TO BE A LEMON,

WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,

BUT THAT WOULD MAKE ME
KIND OF SOUR.

OUR STORY BEGINS IN 2001
WITH A BRAND NEW SET OF WHEELS.

WELL, NOW, TO THIS POINT, WE HAD
BEEN A REALLY LOYAL CUSTOMER.

I'VE TAKEN MY CAR
INTO THE LOCAL DEALER

FOR EVERY SERVICE SCHEDULED
AND TAKING CARE OF MY CAR.

Schirripa:
MEET PETRA WENNBERG CESARIO.

SHE'S SWEDISH, SO, OF COURSE,

IT'S ONLY NATURAL
SHE'D LOVE HER SWEDISH-MADE CAR.

I AM BORN AND RAISED IN SWEDEN.

I LIVE OUTSIDE OF L.A.,
AND I AM A VISUAL DESIGNER

WORKING WITH INTERNET COMPANIES
BUILDING WEBSITES,

AND I AM A REGULAR MOM OF TWO

AND, YOU KNOW,
A REGULAR SOCCER MOM.

Schirripa:
FOR PETRA AND HER CAR,

IT'S A SWEDISH LOVE AFFAIR,

AND PERFECT FOR HER BUSY FAMILY
UNTIL IT STARTS FALLING APART.

THE CAR WAS SLAMMING
INTO THE GEAR,

IT WAS JERKING,

AND IT WAS NOT DRIVING SMOOTH
AT ALL,

AND AT 61,000 MILES,
THE TRANSMISSION BROKE DOWN.

AND THE DEALER FIXED IT
FOR NO CHARGE.

IT WAS GREAT.

Schirripa:
PROBLEM SOLVED, RIGHT?

EH, NOT SO MUCH.

THE MECHANICS TOLD HER
THEY FIXED HER CAR,

BUT THE CAR'S TELLING HER
SOMETHING ELSE.

AFTER THE REPAIRS,

THERE WAS STILL ISSUES
WITH THE TRANSMISSION.

I TOLD THEM REPEATEDLY

EVERY TIME I WENT IN
FOR SCHEDULED MAINTENANCE,

"HEY, SOMETHING IS STILL WRONG,"

BUT THEY WERE NEVER ABLE
TO REPAIR THE PROBLEM.

Schirripa: NOT EXACTLY
WHAT PETRA WANTED TO HEAR.

HER PATIENCE IS RUNNING OUT.

SHE'S THINKING
THAT THE DEALERSHIP

STUCK HER
WITH A LAME TRANSMISSION.

I TOLD THEM, "I THINK
THAT YOU SHOULD REPLACE IT,

"AND I'D LIKE YOU TO DO IT
WITH NO CHARGE,

BECAUSE IT WAS BROKEN
TO START WITH."

IT COULD BE SOMETHING
AS SIMPLE

AS YOUR DRIVING HABITS.

BUT, AT THAT POINT, SINCE IT
WAS NO LONGER UNDER WARRANTY,

I HAD TO PAY $5,100 FOR IT,
SO I'M PISSED.

Schirripa:
SO, LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT.

WHEN THE CAR WAS UNDER WARRANTY,

THE DEALER PUT IN A TRANSMISSION
THAT DOESN'T WORK,

AND NOW THEY'RE SAYING
THEY'LL FIX THE PROBLEM,

BUT PETRA'S ON THE HOOK
FOR THE TAB.

LOOK, LADY.
IT'S GONNA COST FIVE GRAND.

THAT'S IT.
FIVE GRAND?

NO, NO, NO.
FIVE GRAND. I'M SORRY.

THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.
NO, NO, NO.

THIS ISN'T RIGHT.

SORRY.
$5,000.

Schirripa:
PETRA NEVER THOUGHT

A CAR DEALER COULD TREAT
A LOYAL CUSTOMER BADLY.

SO, THIS SOCCER MOM,

SICK AND TIRED OF BEING MADE
TO FEEL LIKE SHE'S THE PROBLEM,

TRIES TO COME UP
WITH A PLAN WITH HER HUSBAND.

IT'S KIND OF
LIKE A DAVID-GOLIATH SITUATION,

YOU KNOW.
WHAT WE FELT WAS AN INJUSTICE.

Schirripa: IT'S THAT INJUSTICE
THAT FIRES HER UP,

AND STARTS THE WHEELS
OF REVENGE SPINNING.

OH, I UNDERSTAND NOW.

NOW, FIVE GRAND,

THAT'S A LOT OF GROCERIES,
MORTGAGE PAYMENTS,

MAYBE EVEN MONEY FOR COLLEGE.

BUT FOR PETRA, THE WORST THING
IS NOT HAVING A SAFE CAR

TO TAKE HER KIDS TO THE GAMES.

WE THINK ABOUT, YOU KNOW,
"WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT THIS,"

AND FIGURE THAT WE HAVE
SOME TOOLS IN OUR ARSENAL

THAT WE CAN PULL OUT.

I'VE WORKED
WITH INTERNET COMPANIES,

AND HE IS IN ADVERTISING,

SO WE DECIDED
TO START A SOCIAL MEDIA BLITZ.

WE DIDN'T REALLY KNOW
WHERE THIS WAS GONNA GO,

BUT WE FIGURED WE MIGHT AS WELL
JUST DO WHAT WE KNOW BEST.

IN MY GUT, I FELT LIKE IT WAS
GONNA RESONATE WITH PEOPLE,

BECAUSE WHO HASN'T
HAD THAT EXPERIENCE

WHERE YOU GO TO A DEALER

AND YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE JUST
GETTING BENT OVER BACKWARDS?

IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A STINK
ON THE INTERNET,

LEAVING A NOTE
ON SOME MESSAGE BOARD

JUST AIN'T GONNA CUT IT.

PETRA KNOWS
THAT IF YOU'RE GONNA GO TO WAR,

YOU NEED WARRIORS.

WE DECIDED TO CREATE
THIS ALTER EGO, FREYA SVENNSSON,

BECAUSE I'M SWEDISH.

FREYA ALSO HAPPENS TO BE
A NORSE GODDESS

AND A WARRIOR WITH VIKING HORNS,
A SHEEP THROW,

AND A SWORD TO DO BATTLE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

HA! [ LAUGHS ]

WE WANTED TO CREATE A CHARACTER
THAT WAS STRONG,

THAT COULD SPEAK UP
FOR THE SMALL PEOPLE,

AND WE WANTED TO DOCUMENT IT

SO THAT WE COULD TELL OTHERS
ABOUT WHAT WAS GOING ON.

AND BY CREATING THIS CHARACTER,

WE WERE ABLE TO HAVE
A LITTLE BIT MORE FUN WITH IT.

YOU KNOW, SHE COULD SAY THINGS

THAT PETRA
WOULDN'T NECESSARILY SAY.

GOING BACK TO MY SERVICE BILL,

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE MOTOR
MOUNTS HAVE BEEN REPLACED.

HERE'S THE UPDATE.

I BROUGHT THE CAR
IN THIS MORNING,

AND I ENDED UP SITTING
IN THE SERVICE MANAGER'S OFFICE

FOR ABOUT AN HOUR.

HI.
IT'S FREYA AGAIN.

[ High-pitched ]
HI, FREYA!

HOLY COW!

VIKINGS ON THE WARPATH, WELL,
THAT'S NEVER A GOOD THING.

BUT PETRA WANTS MORE THAN JUST
WORDS ON A COMPUTER SCREEN.

SHE'S OUT TO BUILD AN ARMY.

TO FIND OUT MORE OF WHAT
I THINK ABOUT THESE STORIES,

GO TO
investigationdiscovery.com.

YOU KNOW,
WHEN VIKINGS WENT OFF TO BATTLE,

WHAT THEY WORE
WAS A VERY BIG DEAL.

ME...

I'M A LITTLE MORE UNDERSTATED.

BUT WHEN PETRA WENNBERG
WENT LOOKING FOR REVENGE,

SHE WAS DRESSED TO CONQUER.

HA! [ LAUGHS ]

WE DECIDED TO CREATE
THIS CHARACTER

CALLED FREYA SVENNSSON,
A NORSE GODDESS AND A WARRIOR.

WE POSTED A FEW BLOG POSTS.

WE CREATED A COUPLE OF VIDEOS.

OKAY, LET'S TRY IT.

HI.
IT'S FREYA AGAIN.

I'VE BEEN WORKING
ON A SONG FOR YOU

IN MY SWEDISH
VIKING MOTHER TONGUE.

I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

MOST OF THEM
WERE TONGUE-IN-CHEEK, LIKE,

I COMPOSED A SONG
THAT I PERFORMED IN SWEDISH

DESPITE ME NOT KNOWING
HOW TO PLAY THE GUITAR NOR SING.

I FREQUENTLY WOKE UP
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

THINKING THAT I WAS FREYA.

AT FIRST, PETRA'S ONLINE REVENGE
SEEMED LIKE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA,

BUT IS FREYA THE VIKING WARRIOR
GETTING THE JOB DONE?

DOES ANYBODY EVEN WORK HERE?

10 DAYS AFTER PETRA STARTS
MAKING WAVES,

HER VIKING VIDEO ATTACKS
CATCH FIRE.

FREYA BECOMES AN ONLINE
CELEBRITY.

HOLY CRAP.

HI.
IT'S FREYA AGAIN.

I'M WAITING FOR DECEMBER 9th

WHEN VOLVO'S GONNA COME
AND TAKE A LOOK AT MY CAR.

MEANWHILE, I COME TO...
OH, LOOK.

THAT'S ME. [ LAUGHS ]

Schirripa:
PETRA'S HARD WORK IS PAYING OFF.

ALL OF A SUDDEN,
I GOT THOUSANDS OF HITS ON IT,

AND, ALL OF A SUDDEN,
IT GOT NOTICED.

PEOPLE STARTED
SHARING IT ONLINE,

AND IT WAS REALLY EXCITING.

I MEAN, ALL OF A SUDDEN,
WE SEE SOME REAL RESULTS.

SWEDISH MEATBALL.
"DON'T EAT ME, FREYA!"

Schirripa: FREYA SVENNSSON'S
GONE VIRAL BIG TIME,

AND HER STORY OF BEING SHAFTED
BY HER CAR DEALER

IS ALL OVER THE SOCIAL MEDIA
SITES AND LOCAL TV NEWS.

STILL WAITING FOR THE PHONE
TO RING.

AND WHEN CORPORATE HEAD OFFICE
FINALLY GETS WIND OF FREYA

AND HER VIRAL VIDEOS,

PETRA'S PHONE STARTS
RINGING OFF THE HOOK.

SO, THEY CALL OUR HOUSE
AND ASKED FOR FREYA.

YES, THIS IS FREYA.

AND BASICALLY TELLS US THAT,

"HEY, WE'RE WILLING
TO WORK WITH YOU."

EXCELLENT.

THEY ALSO LET US KNOW

THAT THEY WERE GONNA SEND OUT
AN EXPERT, AN ENGINEER,

TO OUR LOCAL DEALER

SO THAT I COULD
BRING THE CAR IN.

THEY COULD DO A THOROUGH
EXAMINATION OF THE CAR.

WE DEFINITELY GOT THE ATTENTION
THAT WE WANTED.

[ LAUGHS ]

Schirripa:
ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL.

SINCE THEN, PETRA'S CAR'S
BEEN RUNNING LIKE A CHARM,

AND THE DEALER'S BEEN
A REAL PRINCE

TO FREYA, THE VIKING PRINCESS.

I'M HAPPY.

I FEEL THEY STEPPED UP TO
THE PLATE, THEY LISTENED TO ME,

AND THEY TOOK CARE
OF MY PROBLEMS,

AND I'M A FAN.

WHEN YOU GO TO WAR
WITH FREYA SVENNSSON,

YOU SHOULD NOT UNDERESTIMATE
THE THINGS THAT SHE COULD DO

AND THE ATTENTION
THAT SHE CAN GET.

AND I THINK WE PROVED THAT
WITH THE CAMPAIGN.

SOUNDS LIKE THE SQUEAKY WHEEL
FINALLY GOT SOME GREASE.

SO, LISTEN UP.

IF YOU'RE GONNA TURN YOUR BACK
ON YOUR CUSTOMERS,

YOU BETTER KEEP ONE EYE
OVER YOUR SHOULDER,

'CAUSE KARMA,
SHE'S A REAL BITCH.