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MY NAME IS STEVE SCHIRRIPA,

AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT REVENGE.

YOU GET CHEATED ON, LIED TO,
YOU'VE BEEN PLAYED.

YOU WANT TO GET EVEN...

I WAS SO NAIVE.

I DIDN'T REALIZE
THIS MAN HATED ME.

THINGS BUILT UP TO A POINT
WHERE SHE KIND OF EXPLODED.

PUT A BULLET IN IT.[ GUNSHOT ]

HOLY CRAP. THIS IS CRAZY.

[ GUN COCKS ]

...BECAUSE WHAT GOES AROUND
DOES COME AROUND.

IT'S CALLED KARMA,
AND THERE'S A SAYING...

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SANTA CRUZ, CALIFORNIA --

YOU CAN MAKE A GOOD CASE
THAT IT'S HEAVEN ON EARTH.

KAIRA COULD WORK ANYWHERE.

SHE'S AN EXPERT
IN ONLINE MARKETING.

HER IVY LEAGUE BRAINS
HAVE MADE HER A LOT OF MONEY,

BUT BOOK SMARTS

HAVEN'T TRANSLATED
INTO PERSONAL HAPPINESS.

I WAS LOOKING FOR
A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP,

LONG-TERM, AND MARRIAGE.

Schirripa: SO IN 2002,

KAIRA USES HER INTERNET SAVVY
TO FIND HERSELF A GUY.

I REALLY WAS READY
TO SETTLE DOWN AND HAVE KIDS.

Schirripa:
WHO SHE FINDS IS ROBERT WALKER.

KAIRA THINKS SHE'S SINGLED OUT

A DIAMOND
IN THE ROUGH ONLINE WORLD.

Kaira: HE BROUGHT ME FLOWERS,

AND NO ONE
HAD EVER DONE THAT BEFORE

ON A FIRST DATE --
BROUGHT ME FLOWERS,

AND, SO, I WAS JUST
INSTANTLY CHARMED BY THAT.

Schirripa: LITTLE THINGS COUNT,
BUT SO DO BIG ONES.

WALKER'S GOOD-LOOKING AND RICH.

HE SAID HE WAS ENTREPRENEURIAL,

AND IT SEEMED LIKE
HE WAS VERY SUCCESSFUL.

Schirripa: WITHIN TWO MONTHS,

KAIRA IS SPORTING A BEAUTIFUL
BIG DIAMOND OF HER OWN.

Kaira: I THOUGHT I WAS MEETING
THE MAN OF MY DREAMS.

THERE'S A LOT KAIRA DOESN'T KNOW

ABOUT THE MAN
SHE PLANS TO MARRY.

SHE MIGHT SPEAK THREE LANGUAGES,

BUT IN MODERN COURTSHIP,
YOU NEED STREET SMARTS,

AND THAT'S SOMETHING
SHE JUST DOESN'T HAVE.

KAIRA IS AS TRUSTING AS A LAMB,

AND ROBERT WALKER --
WELL, HE HAS A TASTE FOR LAMB,

ESPECIALLY
GARNISHED WITH A GOOD INCOME.

AS QUICK AS HE CAN,
HE SHEPHERDS HER DOWN THE AISLE.

ON HER WEDDING DAY,
KAIRA'S OVER THE MOON.

HER NEW HUSBAND IS EVERYTHING
SHE'S EVER DREAMED OF.

WHEN ROBERT'S BIG INVESTMENTS
PAY OFF,

LIVING IN PARADISE
WILL JUST GET SWEETER.

BUT UNTIL THEY DO,
KAIRA'S FOOTING THE BILL.

SO THE $40,000 HONEYMOON?
SHE
PICKS UP THE TAB.

HOUSEHOLD EXPENSES?
KAIRA COVERS THEM.

THEY LIVE IN KAIRA'S HOUSE.

BUT ROBERT IS DOING HIS PART.

HE'S MANAGING
HIS BIG STOCK PORTFOLIO.

HE EVEN OFFERS KAIRA
A CHANCE TO BUY INTO THE ACTION.

SHE TAKES A LOAN ON HER HOUSE TO
SECURE AN EVEN BRIGHTER FUTURE.

Kaira: HE WOULD ALWAYS SAY
"THE MONEY'S COMING IN.

THE MONEY'S COMING IN.
I'VE GOT SOMETHING PLANNED."

Schirripa:
BUT THERE'S NO CASH FLOWING IN,

AND WHAT'S GOING OUT
IS A CASCADE.

SOMETHING WAS
REALLY NOT RIGHT HERE.

I STARTED TO SUSPECT SOMETHING.

Schirripa:
EVEN A BRAINIAC LIKE KAIRA

CAN LEARN TO READ
THE WRITING ON THE WALL.

Kaira: I REALIZED
THAT HE WAS HIDING A LOT FROM ME

AND THAT HE WAS LYING --
THAT HE WAS A LIAR.

Schirripa: LYING IS JUST
THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG.

KAIRA FINDS
DRAWERS FILLED WITH FAKE I.D.s,

FORGED BIRTH CERTIFICATES,
AND FALSE SOCIAL SECURITY CARDS,

AND SHE QUICKLY UNDERSTANDS
THAT HER HUSBAND IS NO INVESTOR.

HE'S A CRIMINAL
AND A SCAM ARTIST.

SHE'S GOT TO GET OUT
TO SAVE HER OWN FINANCIAL LIFE,

BUT LUCKILY, SHE STILL HAS

THAT BIG DIAMOND RING
ROBERT GAVE HER.

I DISCOVERED
MY WEDDING RING WAS FAKE.

Schirripa: THE DIAMOND'S
CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY

IS AS GENUINE AS ROBERT'S LOVE.

THE HARDEST THING
FOR MY MIND TO WRAP AROUND

WAS NOT JUST THAT
THIS MAN DIDN'T LOVE ME,

BUT THIS MAN HATED ME.

Schirripa:
KAIRA FILES FOR DIVORCE.

SHE MIGHT BE READY TO MOVE ON,

BUT WALKER'S STILL DEEPLY
INVOLVED WITH KAIRA'S MONEY.

Matheson: WHEN MR. WALKER
WANTED TO RENT THIS APARTMENT,

HE EITHER
DIDN'T HAVE GOOD CREDIT,

OR THEY REJECTED HIM
IN HIS OWN NAME.

SO THEN HE USES KAIRA'S CREDIT
TO GET THE APARTMENT.

Schirripa:
BY RENTING OUT AN APARTMENT
USING KAIRA'S NAME AND CREDIT,

WALKER'S COMMITTED A CRIME --
IDENTITY THEFT.

KAIRA'S BEEN CONNED
BY THE MAN SHE LOVES.

SHE'S HUMILIATED, SHE'S IN DEBT,

AND THE NIGHTMARE
GOES ON AND ON.

BUT WHEN KAIRA DEMANDS
HE BE TAKEN OFF THE STREETS,

SHE'S IGNORED.

LOOK, IT'S EASY TO IGNORE

THE COMPLAINTS
OF AN ANGRY WOMAN.

WALKER OWES HIS CAREER
TO THAT UNFORTUNATE FACT.

BUT WALKER'S LUCK
IS ABOUT TO CHANGE,

AND, FOR NOW, LET'S JUST SAY
THAT KARMA PLAYS A ROLE.

KAIRA THOUGHT
SHE'D FOUND THE PERFECT MAN

TO SHARE HER SLICE OF HEAVEN.

BUT HE'S NOW AN EX-HUSBAND,
AND, WHAT'S WORSE,

SHE'S DISCOVERED
THAT HE'S A FINANCIAL VAMPIRE

WHO WON'T STOP
SUCKING UP HER MONEY.

KAIRA'S 100 GRAND IN DEBT.

WHILE SHE'S DIGGING OUT OF

THE EMOTIONAL AND FINANCIAL HOLE
ROBERT WALKER PUT HER IN,

SHE TRUSTS HER LOCAL PROSECUTORS
WILL BRING HIM TO JUSTICE.

BUT TO HER ASTONISHMENT,
THE AUTHORITIES SEEM IN NO RUSH.

I WAS CALLING MULTIPLE PEOPLE,
MULTIPLE A DAY.

I WAS CALLING
PROBATION OFFICERS,

I WAS CALLING THE CASE WORKER,

I WAS CALLING
THE POLICE DEPARTMENT,

I WAS CALLING THE D.A.'s OFFICE.

Schirripa:
THERE'S A WARRANT OUT,

BUT THE COPS DON'T GET AROUND
TO PICKING WALKER UP FOR MONTHS.

AND I SAID, "ARE YOU TELLING ME
THAT I CANNOT SPEAK TO

OR LEAVE A MESSAGE
FOR THE D.A.?"

YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE.

Schirripa: KAIRA NOW FEELS
DOUBLY BETRAYED --

FIRST BY WALKER,
AND AGAIN BY A LEGAL SYSTEM

THAT JUST LETS HIM OUT
ON PROBATION.

WALKER MOVES UP TO SAN FRANCISCO
AND SETS HIS HOOKS INTO

ANOTHER TRUSTING WOMAN
WITH A HEALTHY BANK ACCOUNT --

COOKING TEACHER MALIA CHANG.

MAKE THAT
THE NEW MRS. ROBERT WALKER.

WITH HIS SECOND WIFE
MALIA'S MONEY,

HE'S LIVING THE HIGH LIFE
OFF OF HER.

I'M SURE YOU FIGURED OUT
THE PATTERN HERE,

SO I'LL SPARE YOU THE DETAILS.

WALKER FLEECES MALIA JUST AS
HE DID THAT LITTLE LAMB KAIRA.

IT'S NOT LONG BEFORE MALIA IS
BROKE, ALONE, AND ANGRY.

LIKE KAIRA, MALIA'S LOST
TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS.

UNLIKE
KAIRA, MALIA HAS
SOMEONE TO REACH OUT TO.

Kaira:
MALIA ENDS UP CALLING ME.

SHE WAS VERY MUCH HOW I WAS
AT FIRST -- VERY FRIGHTENED.

Schirripa: KAIRA TELLS MALIA

NOT TO EXPECT ANY HELP
FROM THE COPS OR COURTS.

THAT UPSET ME THAT HE WOULD GO
AND VICTIMIZE OTHER PEOPLE.

I WANTED TO STOP THAT.
THIS IS NOT RIGHT.

Schirripa:
KAIRA AND MALIA SOON CONCLUDE

THAT IF ROBERT WALKER
IS EVER GONNA FACE JUSTICE,

THEY'LL
HAVE TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

THEY'RE NOT DETECTIVES,
BUT THEY ARE BRIGHT

AND WAY MORE MOTIVATED
THAN CALIFORNIA'S LAWMEN,

SO KAIRA AND MALIA
GO TO THE FILES

THAT WALKER LEFT BEHIND
WHEN THEY THREW HIM OUT.

WE WERE SHARING INFORMATION
AND HELPING BUILD OUR CASE.

Schirripa: THEY FIND
TREASURE TROVES OF EVIDENCE --

A PAPER TRAIL
THAT PROVED ROBERT WALKER

IS A FORGER, AN IDENTITY THIEF,
AND A CON MAN.

IT'S ALL THERE.

PUTTING IT TOGETHER TAKES WEEKS,
BUT WHEN THEY'RE DONE,

THE UNLIKELY PAIR OF DETECTIVE
EX-WIVES PRESENTS THE COPS

WITH ROBERT WALKER'S
CRIMINAL CAREER ON A PLATE.

AND THERE'S NOTHING AN
OVERWORKED PROSECUTOR LIKES MORE

THAN THE FREE MEAL
OF AN OPEN-AND-SHUT CASE.

KAIRA AND MALIA BRING
THE EVIDENCE TO THE POLICE.

THERE'S ENOUGH
TO PUT WALKER BEHIND BARS --

IF ONLY THEY CAN FIND HIM.

HE'S VIOLATED HIS PROBATION,
SO HE'S LAYING LOW.

WELL, WALKER'S USED TO
HAVING HIS WAY WITH WOMEN --

HE AND MALIA
ARE STILL LEGALLY MARRIED --

AND HE'S ARROGANT ENOUGH
TO THINK SHE MAY WANT HIM BACK.

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

SO WHEN HE CALLS HER UP,

MALIA ACTS ALL THRILLED
AND PROPOSES A RENDEZVOUS.

WE WERE VERY MOTIVATED TO
GET HIM ARRESTED AT THIS POINT

'CAUSE IT WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW,
"THIS IS ENOUGH.

ENOUGH'S ENOUGH."

Schirripa:
OFF WITH THE GUMSHOES,
ON WITH THE STILETTOS.

THE IDEA WAS TO GET HIM
INTO SAN FRANCISCO

TO GET HIM ARRESTED.

Schirripa: EVEN WITH A COUPLE OF
UNDERCOVER COPS AS SHADOWS,

MALIA'S SWEATING BULLETS.

Kaira: SHE'S VERY HESITANT.
SHE'S VERY SCARED.

Schirripa: CON MAN WALKER HAS
NO IDEA HE'S BEING HOODWINKED,

LURED INTO A HONEY TRAP,
AND TAKEN DOWN BY HIS EX-WIFE.

Kaira: THIS FELT GREAT.

AFTER SPENDING A YEAR AND A HALF

FEELING LIKE IT WASN'T
TAKEN SERIOUSLY ENOUGH,

THAT HE WASN'T BAD ENOUGH
TO BE ARRESTED,

FINALLY, IT FEELS LIKE
"WOW, THERE'S SOME JUSTICE."

Schirripa:
WALKER IS TRIED AND FOUND GUILTY
OF IDENTITY THEFT AND FORGERY.

DESPITE THEIR
100% SUCCESS RECORD,

KAIRA AND MALIA DECIDE NOT TO
OPEN THE DETECTIVE EXES AGENCY.

KAIRA IS WORKING ON A BOOK

ABOUT HER UNEXPECTED LIFE
AS A CRIME STOPPER.

MALIA JUST WENT BACK
TO HER NORMAL LIFE.

BUT THEY'RE BOTH JUSTLY PROUD
OF HOW THEY CARRIED THE TORCH

FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, KARMA,
AND AMERICAN EX-WIVES.

[ SIRENS WAILING ]

BELIEVE IN KARMA?
ABSOLUTELY.

SO, NOW, HAVE YOU EVER
HELPED KARMA ALONG?

SOMEONE SCREWED YOU OVER
AND YOU SCREW THEM OVER BACK --

HAVE YOU EVER DONE THAT?

SWEETLY AND SILENTLY.

HAVE YOU EVER DONE
SOME TYPE OF REVENGE,

GET-BACK ON SOMEONE?OH, I'M DOING IT NOW.

WELL, TELL ME.
OH, I CAN'T.

I WOULD NEVER WANT
TO MESS WITH YOU.

THANK YOU.

SO WHAT IF
THE INJUSTICE IN YOUR LIFE

ISN'T A CRIME-BLOTTER
KIND OF THING?

WHAT IF SOME SCHMUCK

HAS JUST STOMPED ON
YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS?

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED
TO A WOMAN NAMED SIM LAWRENCE,

AND HERE IS WHAT SHE DID.

SIM LAWRENCE
HAS THE PERFECT LIFE --

SUCCESSFUL HUSBAND,
HE'S A BIG-TIME DOCTOR,

SOME BEAUTIFUL KIDS,
A PALACE OF A HOUSE.

BUT THEN SHE DISCOVERS

THAT THE BIG DOCTOR
HAS A LITTLE PROBLEM.

HE'S OBSESSED
WITH HIS SECRETARY.

HE'S BEEN STALKING HER.

THE HOSPITAL GIVES THE DOCTOR
A SLAP ON THE WRIST,

BUT SIM GIVES HIM THE BOOT.

HER PERFECT LIFE IS IN RUINS.

HER HAPPY HOME GOES UP FOR SALE.

WHAT TO DO NOW?

HOW ABOUT AN EVEN BETTER DREAM?

HOW ABOUT A NEW LIFE
AS A POP STAR?

WITH HER WOUNDED HEART
AS HER MUSE,

SIM HAS NO SHORTAGE OF MATERIAL

TO INSPIRE
HER SONGWRITING TALENT.

SHE CALLS HER ALBUM "SCANDAL"

AND GIVES HUBBY A PUBLIC SHAMING
HE RICHLY DESERVES.

[ CHEERING AND CHANTING ]

SO ROBERT WALKER'S
GOT GOOD REASON

TO BE AFRAID OF SMART WOMEN,

AND SIM LAWRENCE'S EX
HAS GOOD REASON

TO GET A LITTLE QUEASY EVERY
TIME HE COMES NEAR A RADIO.

BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT REALLY STRIKES FEAR

INTO THE HEARTS
OF MOST GROWNUPS?

TEENAGERS.

STICK AROUND.

[ GUNSHOT ]

AS A PARENT, ONE THING
I DON'T LOOK FORWARD TO

IS THE KIND OF MOVIES THAT COME
OUT FOR TEENS IN THE SUMMER.

SUMMER NIGHTS
ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BEAUTIFUL,

NOT FILLED WITH SCREAMS
AND NIGHTMARES.

BUT FOR PARENTS,
THERE'S SOMETHING WAY SCARIER

THAN ZOMBIES OR VAMPIRES --
TEENAGERS WITH COMPUTERS.

WELL, I HEARD A STORY
ABOUT A GUY

WHO DECIDED HIS TOWN
WASN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR HIMSELF,

HIS DAUGHTER, AND HER COMPUTER.

KARMIC JUSTICE
OR GUN-CRAZY YAHOO?

WELL, WE TRACKED HIM DOWN
SO
YOU
COULD DECIDE.

ALBEMARLE, NORTH CAROLINA --

IT'S A GREAT PLACE
TO RAISE A FAMILY.

TAKE THE JORDANS, FOR EXAMPLE.
THEY'RE TYPICAL.

THERE'S TOMMY -- HE RUNS
A LITTLE I.T. BUSINESS --

HIS WIFE, AMY,
AND TEENAGE DAUGHTER HANNAH.

HANNAH'S AN ESPECIALLY TYPICAL
15-YEAR-OLD.

SHE KNOWS HER PARENTS
CAN'T POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND HER.

THE HARDEST PART
ABOUT BEING A TEENAGER

IS EVERYONE
PUTTING EVERYTHING ON YOU

AND NO ONE REALLY KNOWS
WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.

Schirripa: HANNAH'S STEP-MOM,
AMY, IS A VET FOR LARGE ANIMALS.

IT'S EASIER -- IT'S
MUCH
EASIER
TO GELD A 1,000-POUND HORSE

THAN IT IS TO RAISE A TEENAGER.

Schirripa:
LIKE A LOT OF HER FRIENDS,

HANNAH SPENDS MOST OF HER TIME
ON FACEBOOK

AND AVOIDS DOING HER CHORES,

BUT THERE'S NO ROOM FOR SLACKING
AT THE JORDAN HOUSE.

IF THE DISHWASHER'S FULL,
EMPTY IT.

SWEEP THE LIVING ROOM
AND KITCHEN FLOORS,

WIPE THE COUNTERTOPS DOWN
AND THE BAR IF THERE'S CRUMBS

OR DRINK RESIDUE
OR COFFEE STAINS, WHATEVER.

JUST CLEAN UP THE KITCHEN.

THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.

Schirripa: MAYBE TO HER DAD,

BUT HANNAH IS TICKING AWAY
LIKE A TIME BOMB.

THINGS BUILT UP TO A POINT
WHERE SHE KIND OF EXPLODED.

I JUST HAD A REALLY BAD DAY,
AND I JUST BLEW UP.

Tommy: SHE SNAPPED.

BEFORE WE ALL
ENTERED CYBERSPACE,

A GIRL LIKE HANNAH WOULD HAVE
BLOWN OFF STEAM TO HER FRIENDS,

AND, LIKE VAPOR, THOSE HOT WORDS
WOULD JUST DISAPPEAR.

THESE DAYS ON FACEBOOK,
NOTHING GOES AWAY EVER.

GOOD THING PRIVACY SETTINGS
KEEP OUT YOUR PARENTS

SO IT'S JUST BETWEEN YOU,
YOUR FRIENDS, AND THE DOG.

THE DOG? YEP.

MODERN PETS ARE ONLINE, TOO,
AND ROVER --

WELL, PRIVACY REALLY ISN'T
A DOG THING.

[ BARKING ]

SO EVEN THOUGH HANNAH'S
BLOCKED HER PARENTS

FROM READING HER POSTS,

BONNIE THE DOG IS ONE OF
HER MANY ONLINE FRIENDS.

Tommy: I HAPPENED TO BE GLANCING
AT THE DOG'S FACEBOOK PROFILE,

ON THE DOG'S WALL, AND WENT,
"WHAT'S THAT POST FOR?"

SO THEN I WENT TO HER PAGE
AND WENT, "OH, LOOK.

[ CHUCKLES ]
WOW. OKAY."

Schirripa: TOMMY IS STUNNED.

I SAT THERE IN SHOCKED SILENCE
FOR A FEW MINUTES.

I WAS UPSET. I WAS HURT.
I WAS DISAPPOINTED.

Schirripa:
SO JUST WHAT
DID
HANNAH POST?

TOMMY GETS OUT THE VIDEO CAMERA
AND READS HIS DAUGHTER'S RANT.

[ BEEP ]

"TO MY PARENTS,
I'M NOT YOUR DAMN SLAVE.

"IT'S NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY
TO CLEAN UP YOUR [BLEEP]

"I'M TIRED
OF PICKING UP AFTER YOU.

"I'M TIRED OF THIS [BLEEP]

"I'M GONNA HATE TO SEE THE DAY

"WHEN YOU GET TOO OLD
TO WIPE YOUR [BLEEP]

"AND YOU CALL ME
ASKING FOR HELP.

I WON'T BE THERE."

MY CHILD HAD JUST
GONE ON THE NET PUBLICLY

AND MADE HERSELF LOOK BAD,

MADE US LOOK BAD,
MADE OTHER PEOPLE LOOK BAD.

Schirripa:
SO HOW DOES TOMMY HANDLE THIS
MUTINY ON HIS TIGHTLY RUN SHIP?

KID, YOU GOT IT EASY --
WAY
EASY.

IT'S ABOUT TO GET HARDER.

IT'S ABOUT TO GET
A WHOLE LOT HARDER TODAY,

AND I'M GONNA PUT A STOP TO IT
RIGHT NOW.

THAT RIGHT THERE
IS YOUR LAPTOP.

YOU SEE IT'S OUT HERE
ON THE GROUND.

THIS RIGHT HERE IS MY .45.

THAT WAS THE FIRST ROUND.

Schirripa: THE REVENGE
IMMEDIATELY TASTES SWEET.

DUMPING AN ENTIRE CLIP
INTO IT --

IT'S VERY CATHARTIC.
[ CHUCKLES ]

NOW I'M OUT.

HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED
YOUR LITTLE FIASCO ON FACEBOOK.

HOPE IT WAS WORTH ALL THIS.

Schirripa: TOMMY POSTS HIS VIDEO
TO HANNAH'S FACEBOOK PAGE.

THE PUT-UPON TEEN
CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT SHE'S SEEING.

"SHOT MY LAPTOP.
[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU ACTUALLY SHOT MY LAPTOP.
ARE YOU CRAZY?"

[ GUNSHOT ]

FATHER GOT THE LAPTOP
AND SHOT IT NINE TIMES.

YEAH.

THINK HE'S A LITTLE EXTREME,
OR HE DID THE RIGHT THING?

IF YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT IT ONCE,
MAY AS WELL SHOOT IT NINE TIMES.

[ CHUCKLES ] OKAY.[ CHUCKLES ]

EXTREME OR NOT EXTREME?NOT EXTREME.

YOU WOULD DO THAT?WELL, I CAN TELL YOU THAT --

MY DAUGHTER
BROKE SOMETHING OF MINE,

SO I SMASHED
SOMETHING OF HERS.

SO YOU KNOW WHAT?

THEN NEXT TIME,
THEY DON'T DO THAT.

HE ALLOWED HER
TO GET TO A POINT

THAT SHE FELT THAT SHE COULD
BE DISRESPECTFUL TO HIM.

HE WAITED TOO LONG

TO NIP THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR
IN THE BUTT.

SO HE SHOULD HAVE
DONE SOMETHING SOONER,

AND HE WOULD HAVE
NEVER GOT TO THAT.

WAY SOONER.

TOMMY JORDAN HAS JUST SERVED UP
SOME PARENTAL PAYBACK

NORTH CAROLINA-STYLE.

BUT IF HE THINKS
THAT'S THE END OF IT,

HE'S IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE.

I WENT ON YouTube AND WENT,
"HOLY CRAP."

Schirripa: TOMMY JORDAN'S
DAUGHTER, HANNAH,

MADE A BIG MISTAKE
WHEN SHE THOUGHT

ONLY HER PALS WOULD READ
A LITTLE TANTRUM

ABOUT HOW MUCH
SHE HATED DOING CHORES.

BUT NOW HER DAD'S POSTED A VIDEO
OF HIM SENDING HER LAPTOP

TO WHATEVER HEAVEN THERE
MIGHT BE FOR DEAD ELECTRONICS.

AND HE THINKS
ONLY A SMALL CIRCLE OF FRIENDS

WILL EVER SEE IT?

LISTEN,
HANNAH MIGHT BE A TEENAGER,

BUT IT SEEMS LIKE
TOMMY WAS BORN YESTERDAY.

I WENT ON YouTube AND WENT,
"HOLY CRAP."

2 MILLION VIEWS ON YouTube
IN A COUPLE HOURS.

TV SHOWS, NBC, ABC,
"DR. PHIL," "INSIDE EDITION" --

EVERYBODY'S CALLING.

Tommy: THE VIDEO WENT NUTS.

Schirripa: AND TOMMY'S OWN WORDS
WOULD COME BACK TO HAUNT HIM.

HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED
YOUR LITTLE FIASCO ON FACEBOOK.

HOPE IT WAS WORTH ALL THIS.

IF I'D HAD THE FORESIGHT TO KNOW

35 MILLION PEOPLE WERE GOING TO
SEE MY CHILD'S PUNISHMENT,

I WOULD'VE
HANDLED IT DIFFERENTLY.

Schirripa: HE WAS TRYING
TO TEACH HIS DAUGHTER

A LESSON ABOUT
NOT RANTING IN PUBLIC,

BUT IT TURNS OUT
HE WAS THE ONE WHO GOT SCHOOLED.

IT WAS DEFINITELY KARMA.

Schirripa: BUT THIS TIME,

KARMA MAKES SURE
ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL.

Hannah:
EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED
SINCE THEN HAS BEEN GOOD.

ME AND MY DAD
HAVE A BETTER RELATIONSHIP.

WE TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING.

SHE MADE A SIMPLE MISTAKE,
YOU KNOW?

THAT'S IT.
I HAVE A GREAT KID.

I HAVE A WONDERFUL DAUGHTER.

SHE HAD A REALLY BAD DAY.

I'M PROUD OF MY DAD.

HAVE A GOOD DAY, Y'ALL.

THE JORDANS SAY IT GOES TO SHOW
THAT KARMA CAN FORGIVE TEENS

AND GROWNUPS ALIKE
FOR THROWING THE ODD TANTRUM.

IT'S ALL THE QUESTION
OF INTENTIONS.

KARMA'S JOB
IS TO GIVE YOU WHAT YOU DESERVE.

SO IF YOU SET OUT
TO HURT PEOPLE,

YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK

'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT
THE HARD WAY

THAT KARMA --
SHE CAN BE A REAL BITCH.