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MY NAME IS STEVE SCHIRRIPA,
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AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT REVENGE.
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YOU GET CHEATED ON...
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LIED TO.
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YOU'VE BEEN PLAYED.
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YOU WANT TO GET EVEN.
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ALL HIS PROMISES
WERE THE SAME TO EACH WOMAN.
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Sewell:
"I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME.
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I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA
GROW OLD TOGETHER."
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Zober: "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
I KNOW WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON.
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HAVE YOU HAD SEX
WITH MY HUSBAND?"
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REVENGE IS A DISH
BEST SERVED COLD.
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BECAUSE WHAT GOES AROUND
DOES COME AROUND.
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IT'S CALLED "KARMA,"
AND THERE'S A SAYING...
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IT WAS ABSOLUTELY
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.
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Schirripa:
OUR FIRST TALE OF REVENGE
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TAKES PLACE
IN BEAVERTON, OREGON.
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IT STARTS OUT AS A LOVE STORY
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WHEN ELLE ZOBER
MEETS HER HEARTTHROB.
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Zober:
WE MET AT A HOUSE PARTY,
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SO WE SAT ON A PORCH
AND WATCHED THE STARS FALL
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AND HAD OUR FIRST KISS.
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THEN THE NEXT NIGHT,
WE HAD OUR FIRST DATE,
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AND WE GOT MARRIED
THREE WEEKS LATER.
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Schirripa:
THREE WEEKS?
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OKAY, IT'S FAST.
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BUT WHEN YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW.
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WE JUST KIND OF,
LIKE, FIT TOGETHER.
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AND I WAS HAPPY.
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I WAS
VERY
HAPPY.
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I WOULD JUST LAY
AND LOOK IN HIS EYES FOR HOURS,
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AND I JUST ADORED HIM.
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AND THEN WHEN WE HAD CHILDREN,
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IT WAS LIKE, "OH, I CAN
LOVE YOU, LIKE, EVEN MORE."
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Schirripa:
WHAT A DREAMBOAT.
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EVEN HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW
LIKES HIM.
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DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
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MEET ELLE'S MOM.
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I THOUGHT WE WERE VERY CLOSE.
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I LOVED HIM
AS MUCH AS MY OWN CHILDREN.
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I SAW HIM ALMOST DAILY,
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AND IT LOOKED TO ME
LIKE THEY WERE VERY HAPPY.
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Zober:
I WAS SUPPORTIVE OF HIS WORK.
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HE WAS SUPPORTIVE OF MY WORK.
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Schirripa: ONE THING GREAT
ABOUT BEING SOUL MATES
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IS HOW YOU'RE COMPLETELY
IN TUNE.
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YOU CAN FINISH
EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES.
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SO WHEN HUBBY SUDDENLY STARTS
SENDING TEXTS IN A NEW LANGUAGE,
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IT'S A GIVEAWAY
HE'S UP TO SOMETHING.
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Zober: ALL OF A SUDDEN,
WHEN HE WOULD TEXT ME,
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THE TEXT
WOULD HAVE, LIKE, EMOTICONS
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AND, LIKE, STUFF
THAT 30-YEAR-OLDS
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DON'T PUT TO THEIR WIVES.
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Schirripa:
NOTE TO CHEATERS --
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WHILE CHANGING
WHOM YOU HAVE SEX WITH,
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DON'T
ALSO
CHANGE
YOUR PERSONALITY,
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'CAUSE THAT'LL GET NOTICED.
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Zober:
I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT
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THAT HE MUST BE TALKING
TO SOMEONE ELSE
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THAT WAS TEACHING HIM
THOSE THINGS
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OR, LIKE, THAT'S HOW
THEY WERE TALKING TO HIM.
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Schirripa: SO, IMAGINE
YOU'RE MARRIED FOR 10 YEARS --
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TWO KIDS, GREAT HOUSE.
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IT'S A FAIRY TALE, RIGHT?
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NOT ALWAYS --
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NOT AFTER PRINCE CHARMING
DECIDES TO TRADE YOU IN
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FOR A MUCH YOUNGER PRINCESS.
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HAVE GUYS YOU'VE DATED OR BEEN
MARRIED TO CHEATED ON YOU?
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NO, NEVER.
REALLY?
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YEAH.THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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PROBABLY.
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SO, DO YOU BELIEVE
IN REVENGE?
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DO YOU BELIEVE IN
AN EYE FOR AN EYE?
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ABSOLUTELY.
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THEY'RE GOING DOWN.
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YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR HEAD.
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REVENGE
IS ALL ABOUT HERE.
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YOU GOT TO --
YOU GOT TO PSYCH 'EM OUT.
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SO, FOR ELLE, IT ALL BECOMES
CLEAR ONE FATEFUL DAY.
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ELLE'S OUT OF TOWN.
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PERFECT CHANCE
FOR SOME CHEATING, RIGHT?
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THERE'S ONLY ONE LITTLE PROBLEM.
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WHO'S GONNA WATCH THE KIDS?
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HEY, I KNOW --
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HOW ABOUT MOM?
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Zober:
HE WANTED ME TO COME BACK EARLY
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SO HE COULD GO TO A FRIEND'S
HOUSE TO WATCH MOVIES,
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WHICH WAS ODD FOR HIM.
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WHEN I CAME HOME,
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HE WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE
AND MAKING DINNER
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AND BEING, LIKE, EXTRA GOOD,
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AND THEN I REALLY
WAS SUSPICIOUS,
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SO I ASKED HIM
IF I COULD SEE HIS PHONE.
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Schirripa: OH.
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SHE'S NOT STUPID,
BRO, BUT YOU ARE.
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AND YOU ARE SO BUSTED.
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Zober: AND, SURE ENOUGH,
I WAITED LIKE 30 SECONDS, MAYBE,
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AND A LITTLE TEXT MESSAGE
POPPED UP, AND IT SAID,
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"DID YOU GET FREE?
ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY OVER?"
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AND ATTACHED TO IT
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WAS HER FACEBOOK PROFILE PHOTO.
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Schirripa: THE FATEFUL PHOTO
IS OF A 22-YEAR-OLD HUSSY
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WHOSE INTERESTS
ARE YOGA AND MARRIED MEN.
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Zober:
SHE LOOKS LIKE ME --
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A YOUNGER, THINNER VERSION
OF ME --
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PALE SKIN, BLACK HAIR,
GREEN EYES.
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OFTENTIMES, WHEN YOU WANT TO
KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT SOMETHING,
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YOU DON'T GO
TO THE HORSE'S MOUTH.
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YOU GO TO HIS FRIENDS.
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Schirripa:
AND THAT'S WHERE HUBBY'S LEFT
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QUITE THE TRAIL OF EVIDENCE.
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Zober:
I JUST STARTED READING THROUGH
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ALL OF HIS TEXT MESSAGES.
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SO, I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT
HE WAS SAYING TO HIS FRIENDS
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ABOUT HER OR ABOUT ME OR ABOUT,
YOU KNOW, WHATEVER WAS GOING ON.
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HE WAS TELLING HIS FRIENDS
THAT HE HAD A [BLEEP] BUDDY --
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THAT HE HAD A 22-YEAR-OLD
[BLEEP] BUDDY.
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THAT'S WHAT HE CALLED HER.
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[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]
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Schirripa: HUBBY WOULD SURE LIKE
THAT PHONE BACK,
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BUT HE'S A LOVER, NOT A FIGHTER.
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AND THEN SHE STARTED TEXTING ME.
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Schirripa: YOGA GIRL THINKS
SHE'S TEXTING ELLE'S HUSBAND.
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REMEMBER THAT SOUL-MATE THING?
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THE "FINISH EACH OTHER'S
SENTENCES" THING?
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TECHNOLOGY -- IT MAKES
SO MANY GREAT THINGS POSSIBLE.
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"I'M READY.
ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY OVER?"
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SO, I WOULD TEXT HER BACK,
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AND I SAID, "OH, YEAH.
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"I'LL BE OVER IN A WHILE.
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?"
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"OH, I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
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WE CAN DO WHAT WE DID
LAST TIME."
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WINK, SMILEY FACE.
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SO, I ASKED HER --
I SAID,
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"OH, I'M HAVING SOME SECOND
THOUGHTS ABOUT COMING OVER.
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I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE KIDS."
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AND THE TEXT I GOT BACK FROM HER
SAID, WORD FOR WORD,
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"WHY ARE YOU WORRIED
ABOUT THE KIDS?
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"YOU'VE NEVER BROUGHT
THEM UP BEFORE.
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WHY DOES IT MATTER NOW?"
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AND I WAS LIKE, "WE'RE DONE.
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WE'RE -- WE'RE DONE."
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Schirripa: ELLE STOPS PRETENDING
TO BE LOVERBOY.
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SHE LETS YOGA GIRL KNOW
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WHO HER NEW TEXT BUDDY
REALLY IS.
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Zober:
"I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
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"I KNOW WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON.
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HAVE YOU HAD SEX
WITH MY HUSBAND?"
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AND SHE TEXTED ME BACK AND SAID,
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"YES, WE HAD SEX
AT MY APARTMENT LAST WEEKEND.
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I'M REALLY SORRY."
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AND HE JUST STOOD THERE,
AND I SAID,
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"GET YOUR STUFF.
YOU'RE OUT OF HERE.
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YOU'RE DONE. GOODBYE."
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Schirripa: SO, THAT'S IT --
DUMP THE CHEATER AND MOVE ON?
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WELL, NOT QUITE.
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ELLE NEEDS CLOSURE,
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AND THE CLOSING SHE
REALLY
NEEDS
IS ON HER HOUSE.
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AND SHE'S GONNA DO IT
IN A WAY
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HER HUBBY WILL NEVER FORGET.
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Schirripa: WHEN PEOPLE GET HURT,
THEY OFTEN TALK ABOUT CLOSURE.
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IT'S ABOUT FINDING A WAY
TO MOVE ON.
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BUT SOMETIMES THE ONLY WAY
TO GET OVER BEING BURNED
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IS TO TORCH THE PLACE
ON YOUR WAY OUT.
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HAVE YOU EVER
HAD ANYONE CHEAT ON YOU?
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I DON'T BELIEVE I DID.
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ANOTHER GIRL THAT --
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UNLESS THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT I DON'T KNOW.
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BUT WOULD YOU BE ANGRY?
WHAT WOULD YOU --
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IT WOULD BE OVER.
THAT WOULD BE IT.
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THE BANK ACCOUNT'S
CLEANED OUT.
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HE'D BE DONE -- HISTORY.
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WELL,
IF THERE WAS KIDS INVOLVED,
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I WOULD TRY
TO KEEP IT QUIET.
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OH, REALLY?
YES.
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YOU WOULD KEEP EVERYTHING QUIET,
WHAT, BECAUSE --
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I'M EMBARRASSED.
I WOULD BE EMBARRASSED.
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THAT YOU GOT TAKEN
FOR A FOOL?
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YES.
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YOU BELIEVE
IN REVENGE?
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I DO.
I ALWAYS TAKE MY REVENGE.
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A GUY CHEATED ON YOU?
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I CHEAT BACK.
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HAS A GUY
EVER CHEATED ON YOU?
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OH, YEAH.
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AND WHAT DID YOU DO?
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WALKED AWAY.
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AND WHAT -- DID YOU CONFRONT
HIM? DID YOU YELL AT HIM?
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THERE'S NO POINT.
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TO ELLE ZOBER, THERE
IS
A POINT.
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SHE HAD A HUSBAND, A HOME, KIDS.
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WELL, SHE'S STILL GOT THE KIDS,
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BUT HUBBY TOOK OFF
WITH ELLE 2.0,
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THE YOUNGER VERSION.
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IT'S TOTALLY HUMILIATING.
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OR IS IT?
ELLE'S NOT ASHAMED.
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HER EX IS THE ONE WHOSE TAIL
SHOULD BE BETWEEN HIS LEGS,
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AND SHE AND HER MOM
HATCH AN IDEA
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ABOUT HOW TO STICK IT THERE.
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Zober:
IN THE DIVORCE,
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I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO STAY
IN THE HOME AND PAY FOR IT,
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SO THE DECISION WAS MADE
THAT I WOULD SELL THE HOUSE.
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SO, I WAS ALWAYS GONNA MAKE
A FOR-SALE SIGN.
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Schirripa: AND THIS IS WHAT
THEY CAME UP WITH --
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A BIG SIGN ON THE LAWN
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THAT TURNS BETRAYAL
INTO A MARKETING PLAN.
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Zober: IT SAYS, "HUSBAND LEFT US
FOR A 22-YEAR-OLD,"
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AND THEN "HOUSE FOR SALE"
IN BIG, SERIOUS FONT
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"BY SCORNED, SLIGHTLY BITTER,
NEWLY SINGLE OWNER."
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THE BOTTOM CORNER SAYS,
"ADULTERERS NEED NOT APPLY."
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Schirripa:
TALK ABOUT JUST DESSERTS.
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THIS ONE'S GOT A
REVENGE-FLAVORED CHERRY ON TOP.
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SOON AS I WAS FINISHED
WITH THE WEBSITE,
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HAD LIKE 50,000 SHARES
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IN LIKE THE FIRST 10 MINUTES
OR SOMETHING.
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I MEAN, IT JUST WENT INSANE.
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REVENGE IS A DISH
BEST SERVED COLD,
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AND I THINK HE'S GOING TO FIND
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THAT LIFE HANDS HIM
QUITE A PLATE.
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HE'S A BASTARD.
I ALSO THINK HE'S A COWARD.
225
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A REAL MAN WOULDN'T
HAVE DONE THIS TO HIS FAMILY.
226
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Schirripa:
NOT ONLY DID ELLE'S PAYBACK SIGN
227
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HELP HER UNLOAD THE HOUSE,
228
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BUT THAT NEW LANGUAGE
SHE HAD TO LEARN --
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IT OPENED A WHOLE NEW WORLD.
230
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ELLE'S GOT HERSELF A WEBSITE,
231
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AND NOW SHE'S WRITING A BLOG.
232
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MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
WERE COMING TO THE WEBSITE.
233
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NOW THERE'S 15,000 PEOPLE
A MONTH
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WHO READ MY BLOG
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WHO THINK HE'S A BAD GUY.
236
00:09:35,413 --> 00:09:37,034
Schirripa:
IF ELLE ZOBER'S HUSBAND
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THOUGHT HE COULD FOOL AROUND
BEHIND HER BACK,
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HE SURE DIDN'T COUNT ON THE KIND
OF CLOSURE SHE WOULD NEED --
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THE PUBLIC KIND.
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LISTEN,
THERE'S ALL KINDS OF WAYS
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TO RIGHT THE SCALES OF JUSTICE.
242
00:09:48,793 --> 00:09:51,965
AND FOR A PERFECT EXAMPLE
OF KARMA AT WORK,
243
00:09:51,965 --> 00:09:55,517
LOOK NO FURTHER THAN THE STORY
OF HILARY AND CHAD.
244
00:09:56,793 --> 00:09:58,724
THEY'RE ASPIRING WRITERS
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00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:01,344
STRUGGLING TOGETHER
FOR FIVE YEARS.
246
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HILARY WAS SURE
THEY WERE HEADED TO THE ALTAR,
247
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SO SHE WAS STUNNED ONE DAY
248
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,689
WHEN CHAD BOLTED
FOR THE DOOR INSTEAD.
249
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FAST-FORWARD TO WHEN HILARY
SEES CHAD'S NAME
250
00:10:11,482 --> 00:10:12,931
ON THE COVER OF A BOOK.
251
00:10:12,931 --> 00:10:14,517
"GOOD FOR CHAD," SHE THINKS...
252
00:10:14,517 --> 00:10:15,793
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
253
00:10:15,793 --> 00:10:18,275
...UNTIL SHE FINDS OUT
HE'S WRITTEN ABOUT HER.
254
00:10:18,275 --> 00:10:21,551
WHO ELSE COULD BE
THE FAT-ASS GIRLFRIEND?
255
00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:26,000
SO SHE PLUNKS THAT BIG BUTT OF
HERS IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER
256
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AND WRITES HER OWN BOOK.
257
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TURNS OUT, HILARY'S EVEN BETTER
AT AIRING DIRTY LAUNDRY
258
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THAN CHAD.
259
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HE WANTED THEIR LIFE OUT THERE.
260
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WELL, IT'S OUT THERE.
261
00:10:38,310 --> 00:10:41,034
HER BOOK
IS A RAGING SUCCESS,
262
00:10:41,034 --> 00:10:43,379
AND HOLLYWOOD COMES CALLING.
263
00:10:43,379 --> 00:10:44,896
WHAT'S THAT OLD SAYING --
264
00:10:44,896 --> 00:10:48,931
THOSE WHO LIVE BY PEN
DIE BY THE PEN?
265
00:10:50,413 --> 00:10:53,655
SO, IT SEEMS THERE'S ALWAYS
A WAY TO TASTE SWEET REVENGE.
266
00:10:53,655 --> 00:10:55,344
YOU JUST NEED TO BE CREATIVE.
267
00:10:55,344 --> 00:10:58,206
BUT SAY YOU'VE BEEN WRONGED
268
00:10:58,206 --> 00:11:02,034
AND, FOR YOU, WORDS
JUST DON'T CUT IT AS PAYBACK.
269
00:11:02,034 --> 00:11:05,827
AS YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE,
YOU GOT PLENTY OF OPTIONS.
270
00:11:05,827 --> 00:11:09,103
I WANTED TO GET SOME JUSTICE.
271
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:10,448
Belliveau:
NEXT THING I KNOW,
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00:11:10,448 --> 00:11:13,689
MY SISTER'S
RIFLING THROUGH HER PURSE,
273
00:11:13,689 --> 00:11:15,758
AND I THOUGHT, "THERESE, NO!"
274
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,448
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
275
00:11:22,172 --> 00:11:23,517
Schirripa:
LET ME GIVE YOU A TIP --
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00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:26,586
IF YOU'RE HIDING OUT
IN A MOTEL THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS,
277
00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:29,862
YOUR MARRIAGE
IS PROBABLY NOT GOING TOO WELL.
278
00:11:29,862 --> 00:11:32,137
WHEN WENDY SEWELL
MEETS DON DAVIS,
279
00:11:32,137 --> 00:11:35,241
SHE THINKS SHE'S FOUND
MR. RIGHT,
280
00:11:35,241 --> 00:11:37,827
TILL ONE DAY
SHE GETS A PHONE CALL.
281
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:39,172
WHO'S ON THE LINE?
282
00:11:39,172 --> 00:11:41,620
FLOWER DELIVERY?
WEDDING PLANNER?
283
00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:42,965
NOPE.
284
00:11:42,965 --> 00:11:44,172
GUESS AGAIN.
285
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OUR STORY UNFOLDS IN THE TOWNS
AROUND SCENIC LAKE WINNEBAGO
286
00:11:51,172 --> 00:11:52,482
IN RURAL WISCONSIN.
287
00:11:52,482 --> 00:11:54,413
IT'S QUIET AROUND HERE.
288
00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:57,310
THE WINTERS
ARE LONG, COLD, AND LONELY,
289
00:11:57,310 --> 00:12:00,551
ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE SINGLE,
LOOKING FOR LOVE.
290
00:12:00,551 --> 00:12:03,758
I HAD BEEN DIVORCED
FOR QUITE SOME TIME
291
00:12:03,758 --> 00:12:06,034
AND RAISING MY KIDS ON MY OWN.
292
00:12:06,034 --> 00:12:09,586
SO, OF COURSE,
I WANTED TO FIND SOMEONE
293
00:12:09,586 --> 00:12:12,793
WHO COULD BE
IN A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP.
294
00:12:12,793 --> 00:12:14,586
Schirripa: UNFORTUNATELY,
SHE GOES LOOKING
295
00:12:14,586 --> 00:12:17,310
WHERE "HEALTHY" AND "SLEAZY"
RUB SHOULDERS.
296
00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:19,551
Sewell:
I HAD BEEN ON craigslist,
297
00:12:19,551 --> 00:12:21,379
AND THEY HAD PERSONALS,
298
00:12:21,379 --> 00:12:24,551
AND THERE WAS AN AD
THAT CAUGHT MY EYE.
299
00:12:24,551 --> 00:12:28,379
IT SAID, "A REAL MAN
LOOKING FOR A REAL WOMAN."
300
00:12:28,379 --> 00:12:30,068
I WAS ATTRACTED TO HIM.
301
00:12:30,068 --> 00:12:33,137
HE HAD SAID
THAT I SHOULD CALL HIM CHARLES.
302
00:12:33,137 --> 00:12:36,344
HE WAS, LIKE, IN
A KIND OF PROFESSIONAL BOXING.
303
00:12:36,344 --> 00:12:37,620
[ BELL DINGS ]
304
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:40,724
I TOOK THINGS SLOW, YOU KNOW?
I GOT TO KNOW HIM.
305
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:45,482
Schirripa: WENDY THINKS
SHE'S GETTING TO KNOW CHARLES.
306
00:12:45,482 --> 00:12:47,965
BUT FOR STARTERS,
HIS NAME ISN'T CHARLES.
307
00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:50,241
AND I'M SURE
I DON'T HAVE TO SPELL OUT
308
00:12:50,241 --> 00:12:51,896
WHAT HE'S REALLY AFTER.
309
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:55,482
HIS NEXT AD ADDS ANOTHER
WINNEBAGOAN TO HIS HAREM --
310
00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:57,448
THERESE ZIEMANN.
311
00:12:57,448 --> 00:13:00,655
HER SISTER SAW IT ALL UNFOLD.
312
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:05,000
SHE MET HIM ONLINE
THROUGH A WEBSITE.
313
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,448
IT WAS...
314
00:13:06,448 --> 00:13:09,344
"KING LOOKING
FOR PERFECT QUEEN."
315
00:13:09,344 --> 00:13:12,137
Schirripa:
SO, THERESE AND CHARLES MEET.
316
00:13:12,137 --> 00:13:17,068
HE TELLS
HER
HIS NAME IS BRANDON.
317
00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:19,137
Belliveau: SHE TOLD ME,
"MICHELLE, I FOUND A NEW MAN.
318
00:13:19,137 --> 00:13:22,310
"I'VE BEEN DATING HIM.
HE'S WONDERFUL.
319
00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:23,793
"THIS IS GONNA WORK OUT.
320
00:13:23,793 --> 00:13:26,034
HE'LL FIT REALLY NICE
IN THE FAMILY."
321
00:13:28,655 --> 00:13:29,896
Schirripa:
CHARLES, OR BRANDON,
322
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DOES FIT INTO A FAMILY,
ALL RIGHT --
323
00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:33,206
HIS OWN.
324
00:13:33,206 --> 00:13:35,068
HE'S STILL MARRIED.
325
00:13:35,068 --> 00:13:38,000
HE TOLD ME
HE WAS GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE
326
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,827
AND HE HAD HIS OWN PLACE.
327
00:13:39,827 --> 00:13:42,310
Schirripa: AND WHEN
HIS NOSE STOPS GROWING
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00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:44,310
FROM ALL THOSE LIES,
329
00:13:44,310 --> 00:13:47,689
ENTER TRACY, THE NOT-SO-EX-WIFE.
330
00:13:47,689 --> 00:13:51,103
SO, I GET THIS PHONE CALL,
THEN, FROM TRACY,
331
00:13:51,103 --> 00:13:52,517
AND SHE WAS TELLING ME
332
00:13:52,517 --> 00:13:55,517
THAT SHE NORMALLY
JUST STAYS OUT OF HIS BUSINESS,
333
00:13:55,517 --> 00:13:56,344
BUT...
334
00:13:57,655 --> 00:14:00,103
...SHE HAD FOUND OUT
ON HER CELLPHONE
335
00:14:00,103 --> 00:14:03,137
THERE WAS ALL THESE TELEPHONE
NUMBERS TO WOMEN.
336
00:14:03,137 --> 00:14:06,724
Schirripa: AT LEAST TRACY
KNOWS HER MAN'S REAL NAME --
337
00:14:06,724 --> 00:14:09,758
DONESSA. DONESSA DAVIS.
338
00:14:09,758 --> 00:14:12,275
NO WONDER THIS GUY'S CHANGED IT.
339
00:14:12,275 --> 00:14:16,344
AND TRACY HAS MORE
BUBBLE-BURSTING INFO TO PASS ON.
340
00:14:16,344 --> 00:14:17,758
Sewell:
SHE STARTED TELLING ME
341
00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:19,931
ABOUT ALL THESE OTHER WOMEN
THAT HE'D BEEN SEEING, TOO.
342
00:14:21,344 --> 00:14:25,068
Schirripa: SO, OUR MAN DONESSA
IS MARRIED TO TRACY.
343
00:14:25,068 --> 00:14:26,827
HE'S FOOLING AROUND WITH WENDY,
344
00:14:26,827 --> 00:14:28,551
WHO THINKS HIS NAME IS CHARLES.
345
00:14:28,551 --> 00:14:30,586
THEN HE'S GOT THERESE
ON THE SIDE.
346
00:14:30,586 --> 00:14:32,724
SHE KNOWS HIM AS BRANDON.
347
00:14:32,724 --> 00:14:35,896
IT'S AMAZING HE HAS ANY TIME
FOR HIS BOXING CAREER.
348
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,689
WHOOP.
DONNIE'S NOT REALLY A BOXER?
349
00:14:39,689 --> 00:14:40,965
THAT'S BAD NEWS.
350
00:14:40,965 --> 00:14:43,000
HE'S BORROWED THOUSANDS
FROM THERESE,
351
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,379
SAYING HE'LL PAY HER BACK
352
00:14:44,379 --> 00:14:47,103
FROM THE PURSE OF THE BIG FIGHT
HE'S GOT COMING UP.
353
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:49,931
OH, THERE'S A FIGHT COMING UP,
ALL RIGHT,
354
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:53,724
BECAUSE ALL HIS WOMEN
NOW KNOW ABOUT HIS LIES.
355
00:14:53,724 --> 00:14:55,862
Sewell: WE WEREN'T ANGRY
WITH EACH OTHER.
356
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,241
WE WERE FEELING BAD THAT --
357
00:14:57,241 --> 00:14:59,034
HERE WE ARE, THESE MOTHERS,
358
00:14:59,034 --> 00:15:01,206
AND NOW WE'RE CAUGHT UP IN --
359
00:15:01,206 --> 00:15:03,241
THIS MAN HAD MANIPULATED US.
360
00:15:03,241 --> 00:15:06,275
Schirripa:
YOU REMEMBER THAT OLD SAYING,
361
00:15:06,275 --> 00:15:08,896
"HELL HATH NO FURY
LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED"?
362
00:15:08,896 --> 00:15:11,172
NOW TRY THREE WOMEN SCORNED
363
00:15:11,172 --> 00:15:13,413
AND THERESE'S
PISSED-OFF SISTER, TO BOOT.
364
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,965
NO WAY ARE THEY CHALKING
THIS
UP TO EXPERIENCE.
365
00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:19,758
DON'S THE ONE
WHO'S GONNA HAVE THE EXPERIENCE.
366
00:15:27,931 --> 00:15:30,517
Schirripa: WENDY SEWELL
THOUGHT SHE HAD FOUND
367
00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:31,448
THE LOVE OF HER LIFE.
368
00:15:31,448 --> 00:15:32,827
THEN SHE FINDS OUT
369
00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:36,310
HE'S BEEN SPREADING HIS LOVE
ALL AROUND LAKE WINNEBAGO.
370
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,724
DON'S WOMEN
HAVE ALL BEEN BETRAYED,
371
00:15:38,724 --> 00:15:40,655
BUT WHAT OPTIONS DO THEY HAVE?
372
00:15:40,655 --> 00:15:42,482
THE GUY'S A SHAMELESS PLAYER.
373
00:15:42,482 --> 00:15:45,275
IT'S SCUMMY,
BUT IT'S NOT AGAINST THE LAW.
374
00:15:45,275 --> 00:15:46,724
SO, WHAT DO YOU DO
375
00:15:46,724 --> 00:15:49,586
WHEN YOUR WOUNDED HEART
WANTS JUSTICE?
376
00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:53,275
WHAT HAPPENS
IF YOU FOUND OUT
377
00:15:53,275 --> 00:15:55,655
THAT YOU'RE ALL DATING
THE SAME GUY --
378
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,482
HE'S CHEATING
WITH ALL OF YOU?
379
00:15:57,482 --> 00:15:58,448
WHAT DO YOU?
380
00:15:58,448 --> 00:15:59,862
ALL RIGHT,
SO, WE PICK A NEW GIRL.
381
00:15:59,862 --> 00:16:01,758
WE PICK A NEW GIRL.
382
00:16:01,758 --> 00:16:02,724
WE BRING HER IN,
383
00:16:02,724 --> 00:16:04,482
AND THEN WE DEVISE
A PLAN
384
00:16:04,482 --> 00:16:05,758
AND MAKE HIM FALL IN LOVE
WITH HER
385
00:16:05,758 --> 00:16:06,758
AND THEN
BREAK HIS HEART.
386
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,551
I WOULD WANT TO DO
CRAZY THINGS
387
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,517
THAT ARE NOT SO OBVIOUS.LIKE WHAT?
388
00:16:10,517 --> 00:16:11,965
MAYBE I'D WANT
TO HURT A CAR.
389
00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:13,413
LIKE A KEY?
390
00:16:13,413 --> 00:16:15,137
LIKE A KEY OR A TIRE.
391
00:16:15,137 --> 00:16:16,310
THAT'S SO ORDINARY.
392
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,758
I WOULD TAKE
HIS CREDIT CARD.
393
00:16:17,758 --> 00:16:19,758
I WOULD TAKE HIM
FOR EVERYTHING HE HAD, YEP.
394
00:16:19,758 --> 00:16:21,137
ALL ABOUT MONEY?YEAH.
395
00:16:21,137 --> 00:16:22,310
IF YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA,
396
00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:23,965
THEN HE'LL GET HIS
AT SOME POINT.
397
00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:31,448
Schirripa:
THE WOMEN OF LAKE WINNEBAGO
DECIDE THAT DONESSA --
398
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,586
OH, SORRY, BRANDON --
I MEAN CHARLES --
399
00:16:33,586 --> 00:16:35,000
WHATEVER HIS NAME IS,
400
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,551
HE NEEDS TO PAY
FOR THE LIES HE'S TOLD
401
00:16:37,551 --> 00:16:40,793
AND THE PAIN HE'S CAUSED.
402
00:16:40,793 --> 00:16:44,724
ALL OF HIS PROMISES
WERE THE SAME TO EACH WOMAN.
403
00:16:44,724 --> 00:16:48,862
HE WAS TELLING ME
THAT HE LOVED ME
404
00:16:48,862 --> 00:16:51,310
AND HE WANTED
TO GROW OLD WITH ME.
405
00:16:55,586 --> 00:16:57,931
Schirripa: HE'S MADE THEM FEEL
ABUSED AND POWERLESS,
406
00:16:57,931 --> 00:17:01,310
AND THEY'RE GONNA FIND A WAY
TO MAKE HIM PAY.
407
00:17:01,310 --> 00:17:04,448
SO, WHAT WOULD BE
THE PERFECT COMEUPPANCE?
408
00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:06,586
LET'S SEE.
409
00:17:06,586 --> 00:17:08,137
WE THINK
HE SHOULD BE CONFRONTED.
410
00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:10,172
Schirripa: OKAY,
WE'RE WITH YOU -- CONFRONT HIM.
411
00:17:10,172 --> 00:17:11,448
YOU NEED A "WHERE" AND "WHEN."
412
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,620
WAIT A MINUTE. YOU GOT IT.
413
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:17,896
DON AND THERESE HAVE
A STEAMY DATE ALREADY LINED UP.
414
00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:26,448
Belliveau: OUR PLAN
WAS THERESE WOULD KEEP THE DATE
415
00:17:26,448 --> 00:17:31,482
AND I WOULD CONNECT
WITH ALL THE OTHER GIRLS.
416
00:17:31,482 --> 00:17:35,241
Sewell: THAT'D BE TRACY AND ME
MEETING, LIKE, AT 9:00,
417
00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:38,758
AND THERESE WAS ALREADY
GONNA BE THERE AT 7:00,
418
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,689
DOING THIS DATE
THAT THEY HAD PLANNED.
419
00:17:43,448 --> 00:17:45,896
Schirripa: DON'S HOPING
TO GET KINKY AT THE MOTEL
420
00:17:45,896 --> 00:17:47,551
THERESE HAS BEEN PAYING FOR.
421
00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:51,827
HE WANTS A NIGHT
FULL OF WILD SURPRISES.
422
00:17:51,827 --> 00:17:57,206
HE'S GONNA WISH
THAT DREAM DIDN'T COME TRUE.
423
00:17:57,206 --> 00:18:00,655
A WORD TO THE WISE --
BE WARY OF ANY PLAN
424
00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:02,517
THAT INVOLVES
YOU BEING TIED NAKED
425
00:18:02,517 --> 00:18:03,862
TO THE BED OF A SEEDY MOTEL
426
00:18:03,862 --> 00:18:06,758
BY A WOMAN
YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO...
427
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:12,103
...BECAUSE KARMA
AND A FEW OF HER FRIENDS
428
00:18:12,103 --> 00:18:13,965
ARE ON THE WAY.
429
00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:18,896
Belliveau:
AND I WALKED IN.
430
00:18:18,896 --> 00:18:23,586
BRANDON WAS NAKED
ON THE BED, TIED UP.
431
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:24,965
[ HEART BEATING ]
432
00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:26,931
AND I WAS GOING LIKE THIS
433
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:30,758
BECAUSE I DON'T NEED TO SEE
MY SISTER'S MAN'S JUNK.
434
00:18:30,758 --> 00:18:32,068
[ CHUCKLES ]
435
00:18:33,586 --> 00:18:34,758
Sewell:
I JUST HAD, LIKE --
436
00:18:34,758 --> 00:18:37,034
"I'M GONNA CONFRONT HIM,
SAY WHAT I'M GONNA SAY,
437
00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:38,655
AND I'M LEAVING THIS ROOM."
438
00:18:38,655 --> 00:18:40,689
I SAID,
"I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME.
439
00:18:40,689 --> 00:18:43,275
I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA
GROW OLD TOGETHER."
440
00:18:43,275 --> 00:18:46,655
HE DIDN'T ANSWER.
HE DIDN'T SAY NOTHING TO ME.
441
00:18:46,655 --> 00:18:50,793
Belliveau: AND MY SISTER
WAS JUST SO...
442
00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:52,206
IRATE WITH HIM,
443
00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:55,620
AND HE GOT PART
OF HIS HAND LOOSE ENOUGH
444
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:59,965
TO WHERE HE SMACKED MY SISTER
ON THE SIDE OF THE FACE.
445
00:18:59,965 --> 00:19:02,689
AND I THOUGHT, "OH, HECK, NO.
446
00:19:02,689 --> 00:19:04,172
OH, HECK, NO."
447
00:19:04,172 --> 00:19:05,896
NEXT THING I KNOW,
448
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:09,310
MY SISTER'S RIFLING THROUGH
HER PURSE.
449
00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:12,000
Schirripa: IN HER PURSE
IS A TUBE OF THAT GLUE
450
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,103
THAT YOU USE
TO ATTACH FAKE NAILS,
451
00:19:14,103 --> 00:19:16,172
AND HOW THERESE NOW USES IT --
452
00:19:16,172 --> 00:19:19,068
MOST DEFINITELY
NOT IN THE INSTRUCTIONS.
453
00:19:23,206 --> 00:19:24,689
[ SQUIRTING ]
454
00:19:25,896 --> 00:19:28,034
Belliveau:
SHE HAD THE GLUE IN ONE HAND,
455
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,379
AND SHE HAD HIS PENIS
IN THE OTHER,
456
00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:32,241
AND I THOUGHT,
457
00:19:32,241 --> 00:19:33,793
"THERESE, NO!"
458
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,586
[ SQUIRTING ]
459
00:19:40,103 --> 00:19:43,000
AND SHE PUSHED HIS PENIS
AGAINST THE GLUE.
460
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,206
Donessa:
AAAAAAAAAH!
461
00:19:47,206 --> 00:19:49,896
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA DO.
462
00:19:49,896 --> 00:19:52,068
I WAS VERY, VERY SCARED.
463
00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:54,103
MY HEART WAS POUNDING.
464
00:19:54,103 --> 00:19:56,758
AND I'M LIKE, "WE OUGHT TO GO.
465
00:19:56,758 --> 00:19:58,517
WE GOT TO GO."
466
00:19:59,827 --> 00:20:03,241
[ SCREAMING ]
467
00:20:06,758 --> 00:20:09,034
Sewell: WHEN I WAS DRIVING AWAY
FROM THE HOTEL,
468
00:20:09,034 --> 00:20:12,413
I FELT I WAS JUSTIFIED
FOR WHAT I SAID TO HIM.
469
00:20:12,413 --> 00:20:16,655
I FELT, "I'M JUST GONNA
MOVE ON NOW WITH MY LIFE."
470
00:20:16,655 --> 00:20:19,000
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
471
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:23,068
THEY WENT UP TO A HOTEL
AND GLUE -- SUPERGLUE --
472
00:20:23,068 --> 00:20:24,724
HIS PRIVATE PARTS.
473
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,068
[ LAUGHS ]YOU LIKE THAT?
474
00:20:26,068 --> 00:20:26,931
YES! [ LAUGHS ]
475
00:20:26,931 --> 00:20:28,241
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WOULD DO,
476
00:20:28,241 --> 00:20:29,758
BUT I UNDERSTAND
WHY THEY DID THAT.
477
00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:34,413
Sewell:
I COULDN'T LET THIS GO.
478
00:20:34,413 --> 00:20:37,000
IT WAS MY OPPORTUNITY
TO GET MY CONTROL,
479
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,931
TO STAND UP FOR MYSELF.
480
00:20:38,931 --> 00:20:42,379
Belliveau:
MEN USING WOMEN,
481
00:20:42,379 --> 00:20:45,896
THINKING THEY CAN JUST HAVE US,
THROW US AWAY --
482
00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,137
WE HAVE HEARTS.
483
00:20:47,137 --> 00:20:49,758
WE HAVE FEELINGS.
WE HAVE FAMILY.
484
00:20:49,758 --> 00:20:54,034
AND WHEN PEOPLE LIKE YOU,
BRANDON, ARE OUT THERE,
485
00:20:54,034 --> 00:20:57,758
YOU MAKE IT MISERABLE
FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE.
486
00:20:57,758 --> 00:21:00,965
AND THAT'S NOT WHAT LIFE
IS ABOUT.
487
00:21:04,758 --> 00:21:07,344
Schirripa: HE WANTED A BOND
WITH ALL THESE WOMEN.
488
00:21:07,344 --> 00:21:09,034
HE SURE GOT IT.
489
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:11,896
THE WRONGED WOMEN OF WINNEBAGO
ALL GET ARRESTED,
490
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:15,310
BUT THEY GET OFF WITH PROBATION
AND SOME COMMUNITY SERVICE.
491
00:21:15,310 --> 00:21:18,241
I THINK THEY ALREADY
DID
THE COMMUNITY A SERVICE.
492
00:21:18,241 --> 00:21:20,310
HEY, WHEN IT'S TIME FOR PAYBACK,
493
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:23,517
PEOPLE SEND THEIR MESSAGES
IN ALL KINDS OF WAYS.
494
00:21:23,517 --> 00:21:25,275
YOU KNOW WHY, RIGHT?
495
00:21:25,275 --> 00:21:26,862
'CAUSE KARMA --
496
00:21:26,862 --> 00:21:29,310
SHE'S A BITCH.
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