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(thunder rumbling)
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- [Announcer] Tonight on
"Frankenstein Theater,"
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you're invited to join:
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- [Lauren] This editing is amazing.
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Official YIFY movies site:
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- [Announcer] Lauren
Frankenstein and RoboRuju,
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- (monster wails) Right.
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- [Announcer] As they watch
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the classic film "The Magic Sword."
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Stay tuned.
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(thunder rumbles)
(organ plays)
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(Lauren laughing)
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- Hello viewers, I am so
excited to introduce you
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to my first successful creation,
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introducing RoboRuju.
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- Hello Lauren Frankenstein.
Thank you for activating me.
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- Oh, you're welcome. My
father would be so proud.
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- What is a father?
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- A father is the one who creates us.
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- Are you my father?
- Oh no. I mean like kind of.
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Why don't you say hello to the viewers?
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- Hello to our viewers.
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- Today RoboRuju
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and I are going to watch the
classic movie "The Magic Sword"
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and we're gonna teach you
a little thing about magic.
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- I've always wondered what it was like
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to have a magic sword.
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- You've always wondered?
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You've been alive for like one minute.
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- Well, when you're a robot,
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60 seconds feels like an eternity.
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- Why don't we just watch the movie?
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- Can I have popcorn with
movie theater butter?
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- It's not good for your circuits.
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- I'll risk it.
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- I'm already feeling like a mother.
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(gentle music)
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- [RoboRuju] What are
those words on the screen?
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- [Lauren] Those are
the names of the people
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who worked on the movie.
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- [RoboRuju] That guy's
name is "The Magic Sword."
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- [Lauren] No, that's
the title of the movie.
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- [RoboRuju] Recalculating...
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(dramatic music)
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Rathbone?
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That's a big dog name.
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What is a dog?
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- [Lauren] I'll tell you later.
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- [RoboRuju] Setting
timer to remind you later.
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(dramatic music)
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- [RoboRuju] There's a lot of people
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who worked on this movie.
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- [Lauren] There would be a lot more
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if they had a bigger budget
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(dramatic music)
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- [RoboRuju] What is that
creature in the back?
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- [Lauren] I think it's
a horse or a unicorn.
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- [RoboRuju] Oh, no,
the picture went away.
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- [Lauren] It's coming back. Don't worry.
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(bubbling)
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- He's gone again.
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He left home hours ago.
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Hey, that looks like your lab.
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- [Lauren] I wish it could like my lab.
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- Answer me someone.
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(chimp snorting)
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He's not fooling me.
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- [RoboRuju] Is that a man?
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- [Lauren] Yes, no, that's a monkey.
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- Set the magic pool again.
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- Love is his curse. He is in love.
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- [Lauren] Those are my cousins.
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- I don't know it.
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I've tried to cure him of it.
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Am I losing my skill as a sorceress?
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- [Lauren] Ooh, that was impressive.
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- No, no, Sybil
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- Doesn't my witchcraft cure
snakebites, chill blends,
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carbuncles, pink eye, hang nails.
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- [Lauren] That's quite the resume.
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- Yes, yes, Sybil.
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- And why can't I rid
the boy of this fever?
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- George is a man and human.
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- Human, yes, but hardly a man.
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He's a mere boy of 20
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- In love.
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- George, already a man in love.
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He ought to be at home learning
a good trade like mine.
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- [Lauren] Like learning
to turn candles on and off.
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(dramatic music)
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- Pool of magic. Obey my wish.
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Bring her vision into my soul.
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- [Lauren] That's a man.
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- [RoboRuju] I like this man.
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Can you make one for me father?
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- [Lauren] Later, later.
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(wondrous musical notes)
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- No, no, inside.
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Perhaps the throne room.
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(wondrous musical notes)
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- [RoboRuju] Do all men like
to spy on women like this?
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- [Lauren] Yes.
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Yes they do.
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Don't look at that.
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- [RoboRuju] Mother, I've
already seen everything
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on the internet.
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- [Lauren] That was fast.
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(gentle music)
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- Try the sunken garden in the
palace by the oriental pool.
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(wondrous musical notes)
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That's right. That's right.
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There she is
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- There she is.
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(gentle music)
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- [RoboRuju] I want to swim in the water.
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- [Lauren] You can't, you'll get rusty.
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- [RoboRuju] Mother, has
she given him permission
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to look at her naked?
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- [Lauren] No.
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(gentle music)
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- I hope the cold waters chilled
your hot temper, my lady.
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- No, I'm just as furious as ever.
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- Oh princess.
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- Oh, it's easy enough for you to talk.
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You can do whatever you please.
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Fall in love. Fall out of it again.
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Squire one day, a stable boy the next.
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But I might as well be
a prisoner in a tower.
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I can't even speak to a man,
let alone have him look at me.
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- It's a penalty of being a princess.
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- But even apprentice
should be allowed romance.
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Oh, how will I ever meet him?
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- [Handmaiden] Who, my lady?
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- [RoboRuju] Do all women
wear makeup when they swim?
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- [Lauren] In California, they do.
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- You'll have your chance someday.
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- You run along.
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- But your gown.
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- I'll dress myself.
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- Well then what will you do?
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- Oh, what I always do.
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Sit here and dream.
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(birds chirping)
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Princess Helene.
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(suspenseful music)
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- Who are you?
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What do you want?
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Stay away.
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- [RoboRuju] She is not staying away.
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- [Lauren] No, she's not.
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You keep coming any closer?
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- [Lauren] Run.
- I'll take good care of you?
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- [Lauren] Run.
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Why isn't she running?
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Well, she's stuck now
and her eyes are green.
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- [RoboRuju] His magic
water stopped working.
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He should have added another quarter.
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I like that man.
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- [Lauren] He's very handsome.
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So that's what they call a romantic lead.
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(tense music)
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- Sybil?
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Sybil, where are you?
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- You needn't shout,
George, I can hear you.
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- I must leave here. She's in danger.
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- Who in the nether world
do you talking about?
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- [Lauren] Why is she playing dumb?
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She was just talking about
this with the monkey.
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(laughing)
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- From a reflection in the water
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and you call it love, you silly child.
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- Something terrible has happened to her.
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- Let me see what you are talking about.
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- [RoboRuju] Do men always
fall in love this easily.
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- [Lauren] The desperate ones do.
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- Magic mirror, show me
what has upset my boy.
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(twinkling notes)
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- [Lauren] I want one of those.
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- The princess is gone, your majesty.
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She's not in her quarters,
not in the garden,
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not by the pool yet no one
saw her leave the palace.
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- [Lauren] That was fast.
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- We searched everywhere.
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- Then turn out the guards, Branton.
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- We have done that, my liege.
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Until she is found,
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no one will be permitted
in or out of the palace.
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(dramatic music)
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(audience murmuring)
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Who is this?
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- We found him skulking
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within the eastern pasture, my liege.
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He won't speak.
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- There are means to make him speak.
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- [Lauren] Ominous.
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(thunder rumbling)
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Oh, that was far more ominous.
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Who did he have to pay to
turn off lights like that?
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- Your Most Serene Majesty.
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You can call off the search.
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The princess, your daughter,
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is in my castle under lock and key.
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- Who are you?
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- Lodac.
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- The sorcerer?
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I'm flattered that my
reputation has preceded me.
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- Lodac, you say My daughter
is at your castle, but why?
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How have I hurt you?
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Why have you done this thing?
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The answer is very simple.
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Your father executed my sister
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for witchcraft when she
was only 18 years old.
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I have waited until your
daughter reached that age
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so that my dragon could relish the flesh
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of the princess.
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- Lodac, I beseech you--
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- [Lodac] Beseech nothing, my liege.
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- [RoboRuju] Beseech, that's a funny word.
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- You'd have this worm-eaten
sorcerer of frighten us.
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- Be careful, Branton.
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- Not I.
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Lodac, I shall find your castle,
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free the princess and see you destroyed.
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- [Lauren] He seems a
little too confident.
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- My castle is no great task.
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It's a short journey of about a week.
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You're simply follow me--
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- [RoboRuju] Just a week?
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That's not short.
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- The trick is how to get there alive.
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- I shall.
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- I'm afraid not.
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- [Lauren] If he kills him right now,
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the movie will be over.
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- How sometimes do I curse the road
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that glides between this castle and mine.
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Let no one live who
dares the dark journey.
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Let no man face my seven curses
and reach the dragon's lair.
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- Your curses won't stop me
from reaching your castle.
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- The Princess Helene
will make a delicate dish
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for my dragon in exactly seven days' time.
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And now if you'll excuse me--
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- How convenient.
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Exactly the amount of time
it takes to get there.
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- What's weird is like, well,
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okay, wizard, bird.
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There we go.
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- Father, I do not
understand these transitions.
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- My daughter will die.
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- I don't understand why
they wouldn't attack him.
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They just let him speak.
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- You'll risk the seven curses.
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- For Helene, I'd risk 70.
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- The man who saves Helene
will have her hand in marriage
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and half my kingdom too.
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- Trust me, sire.
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- Is there no privacy in this movie?
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- No, no, it is I who
must save the princess,
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not Sir Branton.
261
00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:00,863
I love her.
262
00:11:00,863 --> 00:11:04,080
- Do you think I'd let
you face Lodac's sorcery?
263
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,103
- I'm not afraid.
264
00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:07,950
- 300 years ago my father
265
00:11:07,950 --> 00:11:10,655
and brother were devoured
by Lodac's dragon,
266
00:11:10,655 --> 00:11:14,606
and my family were great
sorcerers in their own right,
267
00:11:14,606 --> 00:11:17,400
but they were no match for Lodac.
268
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I am no match for Lodac. I confess it.
269
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I fear him almost as much as I hate him.
270
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- But Sybil--
271
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- You will stay right here at home
272
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where you are safe.
273
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You can have anything you
want but you are staying here.
274
00:11:32,490 --> 00:11:35,340
- All I want is my freedom so
I can save the girl I love.
275
00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:39,393
But you wouldn't understand
that not being mortal.
276
00:11:40,290 --> 00:11:42,963
- I tried to do my best.
277
00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:47,583
- I know you have Cybil.
- Can't you call me mother?
278
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,113
- I am sorry mother.
279
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- You were only a week old
when your royal parents
280
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died from the plague.
281
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I found you, reared you as my own son.
282
00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:02,303
- [RoboRuju] How many times do you think
283
00:12:02,303 --> 00:12:03,210
he's heard this story?
284
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- You've been kind and loving
285
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and I'd do anything for you,
286
00:12:07,650 --> 00:12:09,600
but I can't stay here with you anymore.
287
00:12:11,970 --> 00:12:12,840
I'm not a child.
288
00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,880
I'm 20 and I love Helene.
289
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,831
- [RoboRuju] Father, do I
get to move out one day?
290
00:12:16,831 --> 00:12:19,350
- [Lauren] No, never.
291
00:12:19,350 --> 00:12:20,760
- When you're human, 20 is old enough
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to feel love and misery.
293
00:12:22,770 --> 00:12:24,930
Now give me my freedom.
294
00:12:24,930 --> 00:12:28,773
- I must say you are being
very difficult tonight.
295
00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:32,927
Oh well boys will be boys.
296
00:12:32,927 --> 00:12:34,593
We'll have to cheer you up.
297
00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:36,903
Watch mother now.
298
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,660
(dramatic music)
299
00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:44,730
- [Lauren] I love this.
It's very bewitched
300
00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,323
- Mother, not that trick again.
301
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,900
- [RoboRuju] Is that a cat or a bear or a,
302
00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:53,283
I don't know, panther?
303
00:12:54,157 --> 00:12:57,210
- George, I've never seen
you like this before.
304
00:12:57,210 --> 00:13:01,373
Look, if you'll cheer up, forget
about that girl and Lodac.
305
00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:04,618
I'll let you see the presents I've chosen
306
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,633
for you when you're 21.
307
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,970
- What sort of presents, Mother?
308
00:13:11,970 --> 00:13:12,993
- Come along.
309
00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:16,230
I'll show you.
310
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,980
- [RoboRuju] I bet it's a beer mug.
311
00:13:19,907 --> 00:13:22,574
(gentle music)
312
00:13:27,115 --> 00:13:28,563
Looks like a dark room.
313
00:13:33,718 --> 00:13:35,207
- Oh, that did something.
314
00:13:35,207 --> 00:13:38,915
- [Lauren] Yeah. That's pretty cool.
315
00:13:38,915 --> 00:13:41,640
(bells dinging)
316
00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,530
- [RoboRuju] It would
definitely be easier if she used
317
00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:45,080
her hands to open that curtain.
318
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:52,623
- Do you like him?
- He's magnificent.
319
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,230
- He's yours when you are 21.
320
00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:56,373
His name is Bayard.
321
00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,460
He's no ordinary animal.
322
00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:00,780
He possesses magic.
323
00:14:00,780 --> 00:14:02,487
- [RoboRuju] He has to
be alone until then.
324
00:14:02,487 --> 00:14:04,743
This is the fastest
horse in all the world.
325
00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:06,093
No other steed can beat him
326
00:14:12,570 --> 00:14:15,127
- [RoboRuju] Twice to
open and once to close.
327
00:14:15,127 --> 00:14:19,020
- [Lauren] Oh, I love this.
328
00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:21,090
I wish my doors did that.
329
00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:23,739
- See this?
- He's looking right at it.
330
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:26,070
- (indistinct) when you ride the stallion.
331
00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:28,350
- Does this armor possess magic too?
332
00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:30,243
- No weapon can pierce it.
333
00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:35,373
And this is Escalon the blade.
334
00:14:35,373 --> 00:14:37,800
None like it since the world began.
335
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,170
It defies all swords in battle.
336
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:43,590
Black magic is overcome
by a touch of the blade
337
00:14:43,590 --> 00:14:47,580
so they're all yours when you are 21
338
00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:49,969
and I'll let you go after
Lodac for my revenge
339
00:14:49,969 --> 00:14:51,153
as well as own.
340
00:14:52,380 --> 00:14:54,481
- And with the help of their magic,
341
00:14:54,481 --> 00:14:55,701
I could save their princess now.
342
00:14:55,701 --> 00:14:57,450
- No, you're not old enough.
343
00:14:57,450 --> 00:14:59,150
You wouldn't know how to use them.
344
00:15:00,510 --> 00:15:03,090
- Oh, just let me just
let me hold the sword
345
00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:04,620
just to get the feel of it.
346
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:07,800
Please. Just for a while.
347
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:08,640
- Very well.
348
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,913
- [RoboRuju] I want to
touch his sword, Father.
349
00:15:11,790 --> 00:15:13,050
- [Lauren] That didn't sound right.
350
00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:14,730
- [RoboRuju] I like metal.
351
00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,563
- Feels like a part of my own body.
352
00:15:17,533 --> 00:15:19,017
Oh, I feel stronger.
353
00:15:19,017 --> 00:15:20,193
- Of course.
354
00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:22,730
Now come along.
355
00:15:23,584 --> 00:15:25,830
It pleases me to show you
something else tonight.
356
00:15:25,830 --> 00:15:27,930
- [RoboRuju] Cool it, lady. He's your son.
357
00:15:28,777 --> 00:15:31,706
(wondrous musical notes)
358
00:15:31,706 --> 00:15:32,981
- Who are they?
359
00:15:32,981 --> 00:15:36,033
- Once the six most valiant
knights in the world.
360
00:15:38,717 --> 00:15:41,160
- It was real black magic mother.
361
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,930
- I wish I could take the credit.
362
00:15:42,930 --> 00:15:44,250
I've never been as good as that.
363
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:45,690
No, it was my brother.
364
00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:47,403
You like Escalon, George?
365
00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:50,483
- It's just great.
366
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:55,752
(sword clinking on stone)
367
00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:00,780
- [RoboRuju] The sword opens doors too.
368
00:16:00,780 --> 00:16:04,020
Doesn't anyone in this movie
use their hands for anything?
369
00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:05,535
- Did the sword do that?
370
00:16:05,535 --> 00:16:06,368
- Certainly.
371
00:16:06,368 --> 00:16:07,980
One touch of the blade and it opens
372
00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:11,343
and shuts floors, doors,
walls and portcullises.
373
00:16:12,381 --> 00:16:14,747
- It shuts things too, you say.
374
00:16:14,747 --> 00:16:16,313
- [RoboRuju] She's very good at rhyming.
375
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,260
- What's down there?
376
00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:21,810
- Well, I haven't been
down there in centuries.
377
00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:26,040
Used to be my brother's
safe deposit box for spells,
378
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:29,460
enchantments, magic ritual and the like.
379
00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:30,330
Want to see?
380
00:16:30,330 --> 00:16:32,790
- [RoboRuju] She wants to
show him all her goodies.
381
00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:36,180
- Is there any other way out
if the crack were closed again,
382
00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:38,220
- Depends how hard you work at it.
383
00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:42,390
A cousin of mine took 80
years to womp up a spell
384
00:16:42,390 --> 00:16:43,650
that blew the roof off.
385
00:16:43,650 --> 00:16:47,613
But don't be afraid, we won't
close the crack behind us.
386
00:16:48,596 --> 00:16:50,695
- Well, I'm not afraid.
387
00:16:50,695 --> 00:16:52,830
You go first, mother.
388
00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:53,663
- Hmm.
389
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:02,130
- [RoboRuju] Can't she
just teleport down there?
390
00:17:02,130 --> 00:17:03,280
- Coming, dear?
- Yes.
391
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,600
- [RoboRuju] Brave of her to go first.
392
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,433
- [Lauren] Yeah.
393
00:17:13,980 --> 00:17:17,280
- [RoboRuju] It appears it's
also stupid of her to go first.
394
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,113
- George.
395
00:17:18,113 --> 00:17:19,779
- [RoboRuju] Oh...
- George, what have you done?
396
00:17:19,779 --> 00:17:20,910
George, let me out.
397
00:17:20,910 --> 00:17:21,760
- Goodbye mother.
398
00:17:22,755 --> 00:17:24,518
- [RoboRuju] What has she
going do for 80 years?
399
00:17:24,518 --> 00:17:25,351
- Let out this instant.
400
00:17:25,351 --> 00:17:26,701
You can't leave me here.
401
00:17:26,701 --> 00:17:28,530
I told you about my cousin.
402
00:17:28,530 --> 00:17:29,790
- I'll come back and let you out
403
00:17:29,790 --> 00:17:31,860
after I've rescued the Princess Helene.
404
00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:34,260
- Well, if you can't come back...
405
00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:36,330
- With a magic armor, magic sword,
406
00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:39,510
magic speed, what can stop me now
407
00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:41,010
- You don't know that, George.
408
00:17:43,837 --> 00:17:45,420
George, let me out.
409
00:17:50,065 --> 00:17:52,648
(tense music)
410
00:17:59,009 --> 00:18:01,410
- If I had six brave men like these,
411
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:02,660
I'd have nothing to fear.
412
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,271
- [RoboRuju] Me too.
413
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,711
(dramatic music)
414
00:18:18,221 --> 00:18:20,190
- [RoboRuju] Oh, they're full size kibble.
415
00:18:20,190 --> 00:18:21,540
I thought that was a photograph.
416
00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:22,373
- [Lauren] No, they're human.
417
00:18:22,373 --> 00:18:26,283
- Time to come, but on the
behalf of my friend me,
418
00:18:28,051 --> 00:18:30,810
- [RoboRuju] All the world's
greatest warriors are white.
419
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,337
Typical.
420
00:18:32,337 --> 00:18:34,980
What does typecasting mean?
421
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:37,223
- [Lauren] I'll explain it
to you when you're older.
422
00:18:38,132 --> 00:18:40,710
(gentle music)
423
00:18:40,710 --> 00:18:43,922
- Your majesty, I pledge
my soul to your service,
424
00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:48,543
my life to our mutual hope, my
heart to the Princess Helene.
425
00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:51,213
- Very well said Branton.
426
00:18:52,110 --> 00:18:54,930
But I can't help but
feel a little nervous.
427
00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:57,210
You still won't take these 50 knights
428
00:18:57,210 --> 00:18:59,100
who have offered a ride with you.
429
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:00,210
- No sire.
430
00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:01,710
They are all brave men.
431
00:19:01,710 --> 00:19:04,387
But one man can venture where 50 cannot.
432
00:19:04,387 --> 00:19:05,849
- [RoboRuju] The other guy has six.
433
00:19:05,849 --> 00:19:07,401
- You are the bravest of all.
434
00:19:07,401 --> 00:19:10,230
Return Helene safely
and I'll be the proudest
435
00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:11,680
father-in-law in Christendom.
436
00:19:12,930 --> 00:19:15,060
That's a strange ring, Branton.
437
00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:16,830
You wear it for luck.
438
00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:18,690
- Luck must not play a part when your
439
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,490
daughter's life is at stake.
440
00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:23,703
- Go my friend, and all my
good wishes go with you.
441
00:19:25,470 --> 00:19:28,303
(dramatic music)
442
00:19:40,115 --> 00:19:42,570
- Your majesty, these
knight and I have come
443
00:19:42,570 --> 00:19:45,041
to serve you in your hour of need.
444
00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:46,574
- That's very kind.
445
00:19:46,574 --> 00:19:47,407
Who are you?
446
00:19:47,407 --> 00:19:49,363
- [RoboRuju] I'm the one
that's been spying on you.
447
00:19:49,363 --> 00:19:52,470
- A knight by virtue of
400 years of noble lineage.
448
00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:53,613
- Welcome. Good sir.
449
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:56,193
- These are my comrades in arms.
450
00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:58,580
Sir Dennis of France.
451
00:19:58,580 --> 00:20:02,520
(speaking in foreign language)
452
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,380
Sir Ulrich of Germany.
453
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:06,210
- Mein Kaiser, we come to serve.
454
00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:08,707
- Sir Anthony of Italy.
455
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:12,235
(speaking in foreign language)
456
00:20:12,235 --> 00:20:14,059
Sir Pedro of Spain.
457
00:20:14,059 --> 00:20:16,650
- (person speaking in foreign
language), your Majesty.
458
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:17,640
- [RoboRuju] These
accents are interesting.
459
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,140
- Sir James of Scotland.
460
00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:22,040
- Our hearts grieve for you
and your sorrow, your Majesty.
461
00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:26,640
- And last Sir Patrick of Ireland.
462
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,470
- We pledge our lives to your service
463
00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:31,165
and to the Princess
Helene until she's safe.
464
00:20:31,165 --> 00:20:34,020
- Gentlemen, speaking for the king,
465
00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:36,270
we are grateful for your offer.
466
00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:38,130
I'm sure that you can be
of immeasurable service
467
00:20:38,130 --> 00:20:40,470
to His Majesty while I'm away.
468
00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:43,170
- That's now what
Patrick mince or Branton.
469
00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:46,200
- Oh, you know who I am. Have we met?
470
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,020
- No, I've often seen you.
- In the field?
471
00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:50,610
- Not in the field.
472
00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:51,570
And I also know you wish
473
00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:52,920
to marry the Princess Helene.
474
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,300
- Oh, quite true.
475
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:57,420
You are all welcome to stay
and dance at my wedding.
476
00:20:57,420 --> 00:21:01,260
- Many thanks, but I
prefer to dance at my own.
477
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,959
- You talking riddles, young man?
478
00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:04,800
- Don't try to solve them till we rescue
479
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,330
the Princess Helene.
480
00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:07,890
- We?
481
00:21:07,890 --> 00:21:09,540
I shall rescue Helene.
482
00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:12,600
- [RoboRuju] Do all men
refuse help when it arrives?
483
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:16,890
- We are all sworn to save
Sir George's beautiful lady.
484
00:21:16,890 --> 00:21:18,273
- Sir George's lady?
485
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,443
What does the Frenchman mean?
486
00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:26,520
- Only that I love her
and I intend to marry her.
487
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:27,470
- You arrogant boy.
488
00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:30,690
Do you know the perils
of the dark journey?
489
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,130
- We do, Sir Branton.
490
00:21:32,130 --> 00:21:33,570
If you don't share our enthusiasm,
491
00:21:33,570 --> 00:21:34,980
we shall be happy to go on without you.
492
00:21:34,980 --> 00:21:36,453
- How dare you?
493
00:21:37,350 --> 00:21:38,760
Your majesty, have I your permission
494
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,313
to give this stripling a
lesson in the use of arms.
495
00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:47,070
- I shall not draw except in
behalf of Princess Helene.
496
00:21:47,070 --> 00:21:48,510
- Oh, coward.
497
00:21:48,510 --> 00:21:49,343
Draw.
498
00:21:51,581 --> 00:21:53,004
- [RoboRuju] Did he just break the sword?
499
00:21:53,004 --> 00:21:55,343
(indistinct)
500
00:21:55,343 --> 00:21:56,823
- Enough, that's enough.
501
00:21:57,930 --> 00:22:00,990
Mr. Branton, I like these knights.
502
00:22:00,990 --> 00:22:03,150
Surely there's safety in numbers.
503
00:22:03,150 --> 00:22:06,060
You and seven good swords.
504
00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:10,203
- Seven swords and seven curses.
505
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,240
- When do we start, Sir Branton?
506
00:22:14,161 --> 00:22:14,994
- Now.
507
00:22:14,994 --> 00:22:16,710
(dramatic music)
508
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:19,610
- [RoboRuju] I guess he is not
going by himself after all.
509
00:22:25,226 --> 00:22:28,059
(dramatic music)
510
00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:41,241
- [Lauren] It's a beautiful castle.
511
00:22:43,356 --> 00:22:46,935
(suspenseful music)
512
00:22:46,935 --> 00:22:48,210
Where did she get the dress?
513
00:22:48,210 --> 00:22:49,953
She's like has clothes on now.
514
00:22:54,305 --> 00:22:55,737
- I'm Helene.
515
00:22:55,737 --> 00:22:57,180
- [Lauren] And her hair's done too.
516
00:22:57,180 --> 00:22:59,370
- We heard you were
brought in this morning.
517
00:22:59,370 --> 00:23:02,040
I'm Princess Laura, and
this is my sister, Grace.
518
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,650
- [RoboRuju] Maybe there's a
local stylist in the castle.
519
00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:05,483
- [Lauren] Definitely.
520
00:23:05,483 --> 00:23:08,123
The makeup artist, after
they kidnapped her,
521
00:23:08,123 --> 00:23:09,638
did her hair and makeup again.
522
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,610
- Well surely you don't
believe that about the dragon.
523
00:23:11,610 --> 00:23:15,273
There were others here when we
arrived, but you're gone now.
524
00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:19,350
Well then your father will
do something to save you.
525
00:23:19,350 --> 00:23:21,240
His army is probably approaching a castle
526
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,974
this very minute.
527
00:23:22,974 --> 00:23:24,030
- [RoboRuju] It sounds
like fathers are important.
528
00:23:24,030 --> 00:23:25,530
Should I have one?
529
00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:26,363
- [Lauren] I told you.
530
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:27,346
I am your father.
531
00:23:27,346 --> 00:23:28,613
- You'll be on your way home by morning.
532
00:23:30,381 --> 00:23:33,769
(dragon roaring)
533
00:23:33,769 --> 00:23:35,040
(tense music)
534
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,440
- [RoboRuju] That sounds
like my last boyfriend.
535
00:23:38,766 --> 00:23:40,860
(dramatic music)
536
00:23:40,860 --> 00:23:41,950
- The two sisters.
537
00:23:43,591 --> 00:23:45,333
- [Lauren] It's the cone heads.
538
00:23:46,770 --> 00:23:47,603
You watch that movie.
539
00:23:47,603 --> 00:23:48,436
Oh wait, that's right.
540
00:23:48,436 --> 00:23:49,287
You were just born.
541
00:23:50,610 --> 00:23:52,140
- You are not going home.
542
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,150
- Surely, you must have spoken to him.
543
00:23:54,150 --> 00:23:56,363
- [RoboRuju] His name is Shirley. I've had
544
00:23:56,363 --> 00:23:58,170
- Three long dull sessions with him,
545
00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,640
but nothing could persuade him to give up
546
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,750
what I asked for.
547
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:01,710
- I don't believe you.
548
00:24:01,710 --> 00:24:03,870
He'd pay you anything.
549
00:24:03,870 --> 00:24:05,340
- Nothing.
550
00:24:05,340 --> 00:24:07,080
Instead he sent an entire company
551
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,543
of his bravest nights on the dark journey.
552
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,650
The poor lads never even
reached the third curse.
553
00:24:13,650 --> 00:24:15,030
Take them away.
554
00:24:15,030 --> 00:24:16,009
- Come on.
555
00:24:16,009 --> 00:24:17,643
- No, no, I can't do this.
556
00:24:18,487 --> 00:24:20,193
- You can't do this.
557
00:24:20,193 --> 00:24:22,590
That just can't be happening.
558
00:24:22,590 --> 00:24:25,920
There just couldn't be anybody
as cruel and evil as you.
559
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,560
- Really, Helene, this
isn't the first time
560
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,720
that a princess has been fed to a dragon
561
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,420
and at least around here
it happens only once a week
562
00:24:33,420 --> 00:24:35,190
- Unless you get what you want.
563
00:24:35,190 --> 00:24:37,170
What ransom are you asking for me?
564
00:24:37,170 --> 00:24:39,600
- I'm sorry, but you happen
to be a particular case.
565
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,570
I'm not asking any ransom for you at all.
566
00:24:42,570 --> 00:24:44,430
- Then why did you bring me here?
567
00:24:44,430 --> 00:24:48,363
- My little pet would be
hungry again in six days time.
568
00:24:49,260 --> 00:24:50,160
Come, let's watch.
569
00:24:51,639 --> 00:24:53,283
- No, no, please don't.
570
00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:54,116
Please.
571
00:24:54,958 --> 00:24:55,791
- Listen.
572
00:24:57,034 --> 00:24:57,867
(princesses screaming)
573
00:24:57,867 --> 00:25:01,495
When will, don't turn your head away.
574
00:25:01,495 --> 00:25:02,328
You'll miss all the fun.
575
00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:07,203
See, it all happens very quickly.
576
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:10,474
Now my little pet can sleep.
577
00:25:10,474 --> 00:25:15,282
- It's horrible, but
it won't happen to me.
578
00:25:15,282 --> 00:25:17,250
Their father sent a company.
579
00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,500
Well, mine will send an army.
580
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:21,003
- I hate to disillusion you.
581
00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:25,770
Actually, for a while
your father seemed content
582
00:25:25,770 --> 00:25:29,340
to let just one knight
undertake your rescue.
583
00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:31,320
Oh, don't blame your father.
584
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,300
When I talk to him into it.
585
00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:35,310
- And who is this very brave man?
586
00:25:35,310 --> 00:25:37,953
- I'm sure you know him. Sir Branton.
587
00:25:38,807 --> 00:25:40,680
- Sir Branton.
588
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,840
- You don't like Sir Branton?
589
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,870
Oh, come now, a damsel in distress
590
00:25:45,870 --> 00:25:47,940
can't afford to pick and choose.
591
00:25:47,940 --> 00:25:49,410
Anyway, don't worry.
592
00:25:49,410 --> 00:25:52,290
Neither he nor his companions
will ever get here.
593
00:25:52,290 --> 00:25:53,123
- Companions?
594
00:25:53,123 --> 00:25:55,090
I thought you said Sir Branton was alone.
595
00:25:56,203 --> 00:25:59,340
- He would've been, but
some foolhardy young man
596
00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:02,070
named George insisted on coming with him.
597
00:26:02,070 --> 00:26:03,510
- George?
598
00:26:03,510 --> 00:26:05,010
- Of course you don't know him.
599
00:26:05,010 --> 00:26:07,398
- [RoboRuju] He's the
guy that spies on you.
600
00:26:07,398 --> 00:26:09,953
- And would you care to see him?
601
00:26:09,953 --> 00:26:13,590
- See him?
- Certainly.
602
00:26:13,590 --> 00:26:15,040
I'll show you the young fool.
603
00:26:16,348 --> 00:26:19,590
(tense music)
604
00:26:19,590 --> 00:26:21,990
- [RoboRuju] Everyone has
a spy camera in this movie.
605
00:26:21,990 --> 00:26:23,853
- Tell me, which one is George.
606
00:26:24,690 --> 00:26:25,593
- The youngest?
607
00:26:26,569 --> 00:26:28,260
He's in the lead riding with Sir Branton.
608
00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:29,580
- [RoboRuju] He's probably so tired
609
00:26:29,580 --> 00:26:31,080
of people bringing up his age.
610
00:26:34,650 --> 00:26:36,510
I wonder who ruined all those trees.
611
00:26:36,510 --> 00:26:38,060
- [Lauren] Probsnbly Teenagers.
612
00:26:39,930 --> 00:26:41,730
- Those who are wise will turn back.
613
00:26:43,785 --> 00:26:46,020
- [RoboRuju] I am stupid
so I'm going to keep going.
614
00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:47,133
Me too.
615
00:26:48,570 --> 00:26:51,320
(dramatic music)
616
00:27:02,292 --> 00:27:05,709
(explosions ringing out)
617
00:27:08,316 --> 00:27:11,149
(dramatic music)
618
00:27:22,710 --> 00:27:24,460
- [Lauren] Oh look, it's Chewbacca.
619
00:27:26,593 --> 00:27:29,940
(dramatic music)
620
00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:32,940
(ceeature grunting)
621
00:27:36,420 --> 00:27:39,270
- [RoboRuju] Why is he waiting
so long to throw that tree?
622
00:27:39,270 --> 00:27:41,320
- [Lauren] He's aiming it very carefully.
623
00:27:43,774 --> 00:27:44,936
Neverind.
624
00:27:44,936 --> 00:27:46,946
(creature grunting in pain)
625
00:27:46,946 --> 00:27:48,555
- Oh one arrow.
626
00:27:48,555 --> 00:27:49,388
That's all it took.
627
00:27:50,595 --> 00:27:52,393
- [RoboRuju] Oh no.
628
00:27:52,393 --> 00:27:54,810
(indistinct)
629
00:27:56,729 --> 00:27:59,090
(dramatic music)
630
00:27:59,090 --> 00:28:01,233
He definitely needs to go to the dentist.
631
00:28:03,211 --> 00:28:05,370
Oh no. Did he kill a horse?
632
00:28:05,370 --> 00:28:06,600
Aw,
633
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,363
- [Lauren] That horse did nothing to him.
634
00:28:09,761 --> 00:28:10,660
- [RoboRuju] Aw.
635
00:28:10,660 --> 00:28:12,420
(creature screeching)
636
00:28:12,420 --> 00:28:13,510
- [Lauren] Strike!
637
00:28:13,510 --> 00:28:16,060
- [RoboRuju] For a tree,
it didn't look very heavy.
638
00:28:20,964 --> 00:28:22,675
- Keep an eye on him.
639
00:28:22,675 --> 00:28:24,377
He's smart.
640
00:28:24,377 --> 00:28:27,492
- [RoboRuju] Why would
he wanna fight him alone?
641
00:28:27,492 --> 00:28:30,325
(dramatic music)
642
00:28:31,366 --> 00:28:34,366
I don't think he's trying very hard.
643
00:28:39,810 --> 00:28:40,927
- [Lauren] Come on George. Move it.
644
00:28:40,927 --> 00:28:42,960
Get away. Get away.
645
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,130
- [RoboRuju] That was not even close.
646
00:28:44,130 --> 00:28:46,080
It's not that far away from the ground.
647
00:28:48,124 --> 00:28:50,957
(dramatic music)
648
00:28:53,021 --> 00:28:54,480
- Quick went in circles.
649
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:55,930
You can't hit moving targets.
650
00:29:00,373 --> 00:29:02,403
See, what did I tell you?
651
00:29:04,881 --> 00:29:08,300
(dramatic music)
652
00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:11,142
- [Lauren] So the horse's
magical powers to not get dizzy.
653
00:29:11,142 --> 00:29:12,642
- [RoboRuju] Yeah.
654
00:29:16,620 --> 00:29:18,513
- That horse is swift,
if you can believe it.
655
00:29:18,513 --> 00:29:19,890
- What?
656
00:29:19,890 --> 00:29:21,360
- No, no, no, no.
657
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,030
Just a stupid thought
that crossed my mind.
658
00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:25,650
So the horse is swift.
659
00:29:25,650 --> 00:29:27,213
My ogre will kill them both.
660
00:29:28,104 --> 00:29:29,286
- Are you quite sure?
661
00:29:29,286 --> 00:29:32,119
(dramatic music)
662
00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:40,653
- [Lauren] The loud music
is giving him a headache?
663
00:29:45,299 --> 00:29:48,049
(ogre groaning)
664
00:29:48,944 --> 00:29:51,281
(dramatic music)
665
00:29:51,281 --> 00:29:53,737
(ogre screeching)
666
00:29:53,737 --> 00:29:57,812
- [RoboRuju] Is the
door going to open now?
667
00:29:57,812 --> 00:29:58,869
- Oh, there he goes.
668
00:29:58,869 --> 00:30:00,004
- [Lauren] Yeah.
669
00:30:00,004 --> 00:30:02,754
(dramatic music)
670
00:30:03,807 --> 00:30:06,583
(indistinct)
671
00:30:06,583 --> 00:30:07,416
- He won.
672
00:30:07,416 --> 00:30:09,360
He beat you at your own game.
673
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,273
- So he did.
674
00:30:11,273 --> 00:30:12,570
- He'll save me.
675
00:30:12,570 --> 00:30:13,590
I know he will.
676
00:30:13,590 --> 00:30:15,330
- Not a chance.
677
00:30:15,330 --> 00:30:18,420
No one has ever survived
the seven curses of Lodac.
678
00:30:18,420 --> 00:30:19,713
That was only the first.
679
00:30:26,690 --> 00:30:29,357
(door creaking)
680
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,260
(tense music)
681
00:30:40,260 --> 00:30:42,000
- [RoboRuju] This must
be another magic trick,
682
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
waking someone up without touching them.
683
00:30:46,364 --> 00:30:49,531
(hysterical laughter)
684
00:30:57,024 --> 00:31:00,720
(suspenseful music)
685
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,120
- [RoboRuju] Just kick them.
686
00:31:08,262 --> 00:31:10,560
- [Lauren] Who does this guy
think he is, Harvey Weinstein?
687
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,681
- [RoboRuju] Searching internet archives
688
00:31:12,681 --> 00:31:13,830
for Harvey Weinstein.
689
00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:16,203
Oh my goodness.
690
00:31:20,189 --> 00:31:22,863
They just wanted to be picked up.
691
00:31:24,780 --> 00:31:26,802
- [Lauren] I don't think
that's the first time
692
00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:27,720
she's escaped from two
693
00:31:28,668 --> 00:31:30,161
creepy guys in Hollywood.
694
00:31:30,161 --> 00:31:32,257
- [RoboRuju] She's just
reenacting her audition
695
00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:33,507
for this movie.
696
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,253
This is the easiest
escape in movie history.
697
00:31:54,510 --> 00:31:56,880
There's gotta be another
open door somewhere.
698
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,130
- [Lauren] Oh look, it's a gargoyle.
699
00:31:59,130 --> 00:32:00,330
- [RoboRuju] That's no statue.
700
00:32:00,330 --> 00:32:02,133
That is Harvey Weinstein.
701
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:19,710
- [Lauren] I wish my
castle looked like this.
702
00:32:28,848 --> 00:32:31,681
(dramatic music)
703
00:32:36,436 --> 00:32:38,807
- [RoboRuju] I told you
it was Harvey Weinstein.
704
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,560
- Let us out.
705
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,379
- [RoboRuju] She has very pretty hair.
706
00:32:51,379 --> 00:32:52,712
- [Lauren] Yeah.
707
00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:56,667
- Save us!
- Let us out!
708
00:32:58,765 --> 00:32:59,765
- Over here.
709
00:33:03,119 --> 00:33:04,878
- Hear us.
- Help us.
710
00:33:04,878 --> 00:33:06,425
- Over here.
711
00:33:06,425 --> 00:33:10,249
- [RoboRuju] It's the lollipop kids.
712
00:33:10,249 --> 00:33:11,082
- Help us.
713
00:33:12,068 --> 00:33:14,825
- [RoboRuju] Let 'em out.
714
00:33:14,825 --> 00:33:17,769
- [RoboRuju] What's the thing
about damsels in distress?
715
00:33:17,769 --> 00:33:18,602
- [Lauren] Yeah.
716
00:33:18,602 --> 00:33:20,316
- [RoboRuju] We never help
other people in distress
717
00:33:20,316 --> 00:33:21,390
- [Lauren] Or they don't know like
718
00:33:21,390 --> 00:33:22,223
'cause maybe she was worried
719
00:33:22,223 --> 00:33:24,240
because of the other
creatures that were kind
720
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,490
of coming at her, and Oh no,
there's the cone heads again.
721
00:33:26,490 --> 00:33:27,323
There's so many.
722
00:33:29,233 --> 00:33:31,500
Love the cracks in the makeup.
723
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,750
Definitely very, it shows you that a lot
724
00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:37,140
of big movies probably took
inspirations from this one
725
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:40,530
because this looks like
definitely the person who watched,
726
00:33:40,530 --> 00:33:42,530
who made "Coneheads" watched this movie.
727
00:33:48,171 --> 00:33:51,004
(dramatic music)
728
00:33:52,153 --> 00:33:55,403
- Let's go back to your cell, shall we?
729
00:33:58,962 --> 00:34:00,712
- That guy has some weird roommates
730
00:34:04,770 --> 00:34:06,524
- And still not a sign of our
731
00:34:06,524 --> 00:34:09,090
(person speaking in foreign language)
732
00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:11,670
- Is the man heathen not to pay respects
733
00:34:11,670 --> 00:34:14,564
when poor Ulrich and
Pedro are laid to rest,
734
00:34:14,564 --> 00:34:16,740
not as the coward.
735
00:34:16,740 --> 00:34:19,620
Not to have lifted his
sword against that monster.
736
00:34:19,620 --> 00:34:20,550
- Branton's no coward.
737
00:34:20,550 --> 00:34:22,170
I'm sure of that.
738
00:34:22,170 --> 00:34:24,390
- Now well talk of the devil himself.
739
00:34:24,390 --> 00:34:26,850
- We missed you at the
burial, Sir Branton.
740
00:34:26,850 --> 00:34:28,980
- [RoboRuju] This guy never
used a shovel in his life
741
00:34:28,980 --> 00:34:30,630
- As deep as your own.
742
00:34:30,630 --> 00:34:34,530
But since every minute counts,
I thought it wiser for me
743
00:34:34,530 --> 00:34:36,000
to ride ahead and reconnoiter.
744
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000
- What did you find?
745
00:34:38,550 --> 00:34:42,300
- Mount your horses gentlemen,
and come see for yourselves
746
00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:44,710
- This 20-year-old sure is naive.
747
00:34:51,386 --> 00:34:53,969
(tense music)
748
00:34:59,610 --> 00:35:01,833
- This forest doesn't have many trees.
749
00:35:15,570 --> 00:35:17,523
I'd like to go in a hot tub right now.
750
00:35:23,430 --> 00:35:25,110
- They spent 40 grand on this set.
751
00:35:25,110 --> 00:35:27,760
They need to give it as much
screen time as possible.
752
00:35:31,507 --> 00:35:34,090
(tense music)
753
00:35:39,393 --> 00:35:41,743
- I hope Yoda is gonna
make an appearance here.
754
00:35:45,150 --> 00:35:47,853
- I sure hope there is a
union for horse actors.
755
00:35:56,152 --> 00:35:58,200
- Will you look at that George.
756
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,303
- I think the slurpie machine is broken.
757
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,580
- This seems to be an
unsavory region, Sir Branton.
758
00:36:11,580 --> 00:36:13,260
- Would you be sure
now that we were taking
759
00:36:13,260 --> 00:36:17,100
the right road or is it
a road we're on at all?
760
00:36:17,100 --> 00:36:18,843
- The fog's getting thicker.
761
00:36:19,770 --> 00:36:20,643
Where's Dennis?
762
00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:23,283
- Where's James and Anthony?
763
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:28,749
- James, Dennis, Anthony.
764
00:36:28,749 --> 00:36:31,080
(person speaking in foreign language)
765
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,070
- I'm over here.
766
00:36:33,030 --> 00:36:35,433
Well then keep with us. Keep close.
767
00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:38,163
- Where's Anthony?
768
00:36:39,263 --> 00:36:40,096
- Anthony?
769
00:36:40,987 --> 00:36:41,820
Anthony?
770
00:36:44,107 --> 00:36:44,940
Anthony.
771
00:36:51,704 --> 00:36:52,537
Anthony.
772
00:37:01,692 --> 00:37:02,525
Anthony.
773
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:05,313
- I'm over here.
774
00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:07,492
Which way are you.
775
00:37:07,492 --> 00:37:08,325
- Here.
776
00:37:18,583 --> 00:37:19,420
- Uh-oh.
777
00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:20,253
- Uh-oh.
778
00:37:20,253 --> 00:37:21,086
- Uh-oh.
779
00:37:21,086 --> 00:37:21,919
- Uh-oh.
780
00:37:21,919 --> 00:37:22,752
Is it his fault?
781
00:37:22,752 --> 00:37:23,585
Is it George's fault?
782
00:37:23,585 --> 00:37:24,719
He yelled.
783
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:25,552
- It's the horse's fault.
784
00:37:27,458 --> 00:37:30,319
- Horse is getting
kicked out of the union.
785
00:37:30,319 --> 00:37:31,152
- Uh-oh.
786
00:37:33,197 --> 00:37:36,093
- Anthony, where are you?
787
00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:42,420
- He's quite literally
drinking the Kool-Aid.
788
00:37:42,420 --> 00:37:44,115
- Hurry up George.
789
00:37:44,115 --> 00:37:45,973
You can save him.
790
00:37:45,973 --> 00:37:48,056
- I'm being pulled under.
791
00:37:49,290 --> 00:37:50,957
- Give me your hand.
792
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,430
- Okay. Faster.
793
00:37:53,430 --> 00:37:55,350
- He's also not trying.
794
00:37:55,350 --> 00:37:56,517
- Yeah, he's not.
795
00:37:58,033 --> 00:38:00,450
- Beard might be falling off.
796
00:38:16,417 --> 00:38:18,240
- We could do it. Oh no.
797
00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:20,493
- Oh. Whoa.
798
00:38:21,420 --> 00:38:23,520
- Low blow sir.
799
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,310
- Wow. That's crazy.
800
00:38:26,310 --> 00:38:29,271
- Everyone knows chain mail doesn't float.
801
00:38:29,271 --> 00:38:30,543
- Oh no.
802
00:38:34,897 --> 00:38:37,730
(dramatic music)
803
00:38:39,255 --> 00:38:40,713
- Save yourself.
804
00:38:43,413 --> 00:38:45,300
I will die too.
805
00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:48,030
- Get the sword. The magic sword.
806
00:38:48,030 --> 00:38:48,863
You could do it.
807
00:38:50,758 --> 00:38:53,591
(dramatic music)
808
00:38:59,455 --> 00:39:01,320
How did his face burn off so quickly?
809
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:02,580
- That was fast.
810
00:39:02,580 --> 00:39:03,903
- That was really fast.
811
00:39:05,865 --> 00:39:07,470
Grab the sword.
812
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:08,973
Maybe it will open a door.
813
00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:12,870
If he doesn't make it,
814
00:39:12,870 --> 00:39:13,820
this movie is over.
815
00:39:15,146 --> 00:39:17,979
(dramatic music)
816
00:39:24,548 --> 00:39:25,500
- He's doing it.
817
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:27,780
One more power that the sword has
818
00:39:27,780 --> 00:39:29,480
to lift somebody out of the water.
819
00:39:30,314 --> 00:39:32,523
- Good to know, but
only, only this one guy.
820
00:39:33,485 --> 00:39:34,318
- Yeah.
821
00:39:35,213 --> 00:39:36,810
- Have you seen NOH-ZEH-MEE?
822
00:39:36,810 --> 00:39:38,220
- Where's Anthony?
823
00:39:38,220 --> 00:39:39,780
- Where's George?
824
00:39:39,780 --> 00:39:41,370
- We will ride on gentlemen.
825
00:39:41,370 --> 00:39:43,110
They are lost for good.
826
00:39:43,110 --> 00:39:44,737
Both of them.
827
00:39:44,737 --> 00:39:46,083
Not both.
828
00:39:47,152 --> 00:39:47,985
Look.
829
00:39:52,170 --> 00:39:54,457
Anthony has joined Pedro and Ulrich.
830
00:39:54,457 --> 00:39:57,420
Forward, gentlemen.
831
00:39:57,420 --> 00:39:58,560
- He's not gonna tell him that
832
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,453
that dude pushed him in the water.
833
00:40:21,852 --> 00:40:24,435
(load banging)
834
00:40:25,890 --> 00:40:27,660
She escaped finally.
835
00:40:27,660 --> 00:40:29,970
- Is anyone surprised
that she opened that door?
836
00:40:29,970 --> 00:40:31,650
- I mean she is a sorceress.
837
00:40:31,650 --> 00:40:33,990
I am surprised it didn't happen sooner.
838
00:40:33,990 --> 00:40:38,610
- You don't tell a
20-year-old boy what to do
839
00:40:38,610 --> 00:40:40,440
to get you off of him
840
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,273
- I guess.
841
00:40:41,273 --> 00:40:43,770
But you don't lock up
a 400 year old witch.
842
00:40:43,770 --> 00:40:45,370
- She just wanted to take a nap.
843
00:40:49,410 --> 00:40:51,177
- Ah, she's gonna be pissed.
844
00:40:52,020 --> 00:40:53,520
- What do you mean by pissed?
845
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,070
Drunk, angry or urinating.
846
00:40:56,070 --> 00:40:56,940
- What do you think?
847
00:40:56,940 --> 00:40:57,810
- I don't know.
848
00:40:57,810 --> 00:40:58,983
That's why I asked you.
849
00:41:01,674 --> 00:41:03,374
- I really do like her laboratory.
850
00:41:13,290 --> 00:41:14,123
- Yeah, that's right.
851
00:41:14,123 --> 00:41:16,360
You'll feel better after
you drink your coffee.
852
00:41:19,050 --> 00:41:21,513
It's a little strong. Need some sugar?
853
00:41:22,528 --> 00:41:23,520
- Nice.
854
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:24,970
What a job getting out there.
855
00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:29,810
Wait til I get my hands on him.
856
00:41:30,690 --> 00:41:31,660
- George?
857
00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:36,360
- After all I've done for
that boy, to trick me,
858
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:40,320
put me in his power, me,
his own foster mother.
859
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:41,153
Where is he.
860
00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:44,571
(indistinct)
861
00:41:44,571 --> 00:41:46,020
George
862
00:41:46,020 --> 00:41:48,450
His life is in danger.
863
00:41:48,450 --> 00:41:49,283
Danger.
864
00:41:49,283 --> 00:41:50,608
- Tired, tired.
865
00:41:50,608 --> 00:41:52,469
Rest. Rest.
866
00:41:52,469 --> 00:41:55,350
I'll never rest again
until I know he's safe.
867
00:41:55,350 --> 00:41:56,726
Oh my boy.
868
00:41:56,726 --> 00:41:57,676
What have you done?
869
00:41:59,310 --> 00:42:00,810
Mirror of magic,
870
00:42:00,810 --> 00:42:02,673
bring me a vision of my boy.
871
00:42:04,050 --> 00:42:07,140
- Why must you insist my
companions turn back Sir. Branton?
872
00:42:07,140 --> 00:42:10,170
- You and I have a good reason
to continue the dark journey.
873
00:42:10,170 --> 00:42:12,000
Both of us in love with the same girl,
874
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,327
each of us hope to rescue her.
875
00:42:14,327 --> 00:42:17,250
For what reason are the
others to face Lodac's curses?
876
00:42:17,250 --> 00:42:19,260
As your commander, I honestly advise you
877
00:42:19,260 --> 00:42:22,050
to turn back Now while
there is still time.
878
00:42:22,050 --> 00:42:23,370
- Do you hear that George?
879
00:42:23,370 --> 00:42:26,760
We should turn heel and ride
back to safety leaving you
880
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,620
and Sir Branton.
881
00:42:28,620 --> 00:42:30,390
- Sir Branton makes good sense.
882
00:42:30,390 --> 00:42:31,533
- Are you wits addled?
883
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,747
- Lodac's curses have
already claimed Ulrich,
884
00:42:34,747 --> 00:42:36,360
Pedro, and Anthony.
885
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,000
As long as there's one of us left alive,
886
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,300
there's hope that the
princess can be saved.
887
00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:44,550
And nevertheless, I couldn't
blame you for leaving.
888
00:42:44,550 --> 00:42:47,820
Between the curses of Lodac
and Branton's treacher,
889
00:42:47,820 --> 00:42:48,990
you'll be needing us.
890
00:42:48,990 --> 00:42:50,250
- You Irish dog.
891
00:42:50,250 --> 00:42:51,806
What do you mean by such insolance?
892
00:42:51,806 --> 00:42:53,220
- Dog, am I, ye two-faced hypocrite?
893
00:42:53,220 --> 00:42:54,053
- Stop with that.
894
00:42:54,053 --> 00:42:56,477
- I demand an explanation. ^
895
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:58,470
- Am I to believe you prefer
896
00:42:58,470 --> 00:43:01,740
to continue the journey alone
so you could get rid of me.
897
00:43:01,740 --> 00:43:03,750
- What nonsense.
898
00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:06,510
- You can't deny that from the
first you refused our help.
899
00:43:06,510 --> 00:43:08,010
- And also when you kicked me.
900
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:13,050
- After all, what man wants
to join forces with his rival?
901
00:43:13,050 --> 00:43:15,330
But once we had begun the dark journey,
902
00:43:15,330 --> 00:43:17,700
I accepted you completely.
903
00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:19,350
I have come to like you, even admire you.
904
00:43:19,350 --> 00:43:21,570
- Then why did he try to kill him?
905
00:43:21,570 --> 00:43:23,640
- What suspicious minds,
906
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:25,953
only because of the dangers involved.
907
00:43:27,171 --> 00:43:28,470
Lodac's curses are
killing us off one by one,
908
00:43:28,470 --> 00:43:29,303
curse by curse.
909
00:43:29,303 --> 00:43:30,690
- Be that as it may--
910
00:43:30,690 --> 00:43:33,555
- I wonder if they're
uncomfortable in those tights.
911
00:43:33,555 --> 00:43:37,410
(overlapping discussion)
912
00:43:37,410 --> 00:43:39,660
- And what good is it being a man again
913
00:43:39,660 --> 00:43:41,823
if you can't help win the fair Helene.
914
00:43:42,990 --> 00:43:45,603
- Thank you Pat, all of you.
915
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:48,483
There's your answer.
916
00:43:51,219 --> 00:43:52,819
- I have to admire your courage.
917
00:43:54,221 --> 00:43:55,833
Goodnight gentlemen.
918
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:02,040
- His tongue is like the
honey from a clover patch.
919
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,567
- I don not believe a word the man says.
920
00:44:04,567 --> 00:44:07,745
- If his game proves to be treachery,
921
00:44:07,745 --> 00:44:09,600
it will be Sir Branton who does not return
922
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:10,500
from this journey.
923
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:12,713
This, I swear.
924
00:44:15,620 --> 00:44:18,287
(gentle music)
925
00:44:33,081 --> 00:44:36,914
- Why did he wait until
the morning to leave?
926
00:44:44,382 --> 00:44:47,970
- The Frenchmen, they're
notorious light sleepers.
927
00:44:47,970 --> 00:44:48,803
- Yeah.
928
00:44:50,377 --> 00:44:53,210
(dramatic music)
929
00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:02,970
That looks like it was
cut out of a magazine.
930
00:45:06,816 --> 00:45:09,783
There wasn't a rock wall out
there in the previous shot.
931
00:45:11,697 --> 00:45:14,550
- Hello Branton.
- Where are you?
932
00:45:14,550 --> 00:45:15,383
- Right here.
933
00:45:18,930 --> 00:45:21,450
- Well I see you're in a good mood.
934
00:45:21,450 --> 00:45:24,960
- On the contrary, I'm in a savage mood.
935
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,910
I can't stand incompetence.
936
00:45:26,910 --> 00:45:30,420
You were to come here alone
on this finger rescue.
937
00:45:30,420 --> 00:45:32,520
But instead I must waste my curses
938
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:35,040
to destroy George and his knights.
939
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:36,660
- Talk about incompetence.
940
00:45:36,660 --> 00:45:39,300
In three days you've only
managed to destroy three
941
00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:42,330
of these interfering fools
with all your magic powers.
942
00:45:42,330 --> 00:45:44,973
- Not all my magic powers, Branton.
943
00:45:45,900 --> 00:45:46,907
Give me my ring
944
00:45:46,907 --> 00:45:49,923
and I'll dispose of
these men in quick order.
945
00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:54,300
What use is the ring to you?
946
00:45:54,300 --> 00:45:56,253
No mortal can command its magic.
947
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:00,180
- You'll get your ring back
when I get the princess.
948
00:46:00,180 --> 00:46:02,103
That was our bargain.
949
00:46:02,103 --> 00:46:04,170
(indistinct)
950
00:46:04,170 --> 00:46:05,880
- You're insolent.
951
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,340
What if I cast a spill over
you and turn you into a dog
952
00:46:08,340 --> 00:46:10,923
or a rat or a cat and take the ring?
953
00:46:12,570 --> 00:46:14,613
- Go ahead,
- Give my ring.
954
00:46:16,622 --> 00:46:17,455
No, No.
955
00:46:18,540 --> 00:46:21,870
- Locac, you can't hurt
me while I wear your ring.
956
00:46:21,870 --> 00:46:23,910
But once you have it back,
957
00:46:23,910 --> 00:46:25,863
what's to save me from your curses?
958
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,583
- Why would I want to hurt you?
959
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,430
- Why wouldn't you?
960
00:46:38,430 --> 00:46:39,720
You are only helping me now
961
00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:41,340
because you want to get
back this ring which you
962
00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:43,590
so stupidly lost.
963
00:46:43,590 --> 00:46:45,270
Well, I'll keep my word.
964
00:46:45,270 --> 00:46:48,540
I'll give it back in five
days time when these curses
965
00:46:48,540 --> 00:46:51,810
are behind me and I've
claimed the princess.
966
00:46:51,810 --> 00:46:54,480
- You got a tough tradeer, Branton.
967
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:56,400
- We both know what we want
968
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,110
and we're both going to get it so long
969
00:46:58,110 --> 00:47:00,210
as you dispose of these nights.
970
00:47:00,210 --> 00:47:01,710
Especially Sir George.
971
00:47:01,710 --> 00:47:05,880
- Sir George? Yes.
972
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,650
- Twice he squirmed out of your trap
973
00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:09,363
and he could do it again.
974
00:47:09,363 --> 00:47:10,492
- Oh, stop whining, Branton.
975
00:47:10,492 --> 00:47:13,508
You are worse than an old woman.
976
00:47:13,508 --> 00:47:15,708
- And his nights are
not dead by week's end.
977
00:47:17,223 --> 00:47:18,570
- They'll die long before.
978
00:47:18,570 --> 00:47:21,660
And in circumstances worse than anything
979
00:47:21,660 --> 00:47:22,713
I've conjured up yet.
980
00:47:24,930 --> 00:47:29,343
One of them is coming
here now to his death.
981
00:47:37,235 --> 00:47:39,485
Well the gallant Frenchman,
982
00:47:46,377 --> 00:47:47,220
- He followed me.
983
00:47:47,220 --> 00:47:49,202
He's seen my horse.
984
00:47:49,202 --> 00:47:51,753
Alright, don't lose your head.
985
00:47:54,060 --> 00:47:55,110
Let him come in here.
986
00:47:56,790 --> 00:47:57,940
We'll be ready for him.
987
00:48:03,370 --> 00:48:05,370
- Alright. Frenchie, do your thing.
988
00:48:05,370 --> 00:48:07,893
- Yeah. Save the day, Frenchmen.
989
00:48:08,962 --> 00:48:11,629
(woman singing)
990
00:48:17,483 --> 00:48:19,900
(indistinct)
991
00:48:22,223 --> 00:48:25,440
(person speaking in foreign language)
992
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:26,613
- And speaks French.
993
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,270
- Just his type.
994
00:48:30,270 --> 00:48:31,103
- Yep.
995
00:48:31,980 --> 00:48:33,513
Men are so predictable.
996
00:48:45,042 --> 00:48:47,875
(birds chirping)
997
00:48:52,860 --> 00:48:54,493
Oh boy. Look at that.
998
00:48:54,493 --> 00:48:55,470
Look at that making out session.
999
00:48:55,470 --> 00:48:56,973
I love her. I like her shirt.
1000
00:48:58,519 --> 00:48:59,790
(person speaking in foreign language)
1001
00:48:59,790 --> 00:49:01,740
- How can he have such a strong game?
1002
00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:02,573
- That was fast.
1003
00:49:03,433 --> 00:49:05,299
- I don't know what the normal speed is.
1004
00:49:05,299 --> 00:49:07,294
- This is too fast.
1005
00:49:07,294 --> 00:49:09,210
Definitely don't do this.
1006
00:49:09,210 --> 00:49:10,717
- Understood.
1007
00:49:10,717 --> 00:49:14,337
(person speaking in foreign language)
1008
00:49:14,337 --> 00:49:15,183
- No. No.
1009
00:49:17,637 --> 00:49:19,680
(person speaking in foreign language)
1010
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,180
- She's teasing him, but I can't tell.
1011
00:49:21,180 --> 00:49:22,013
- Yeah.
1012
00:49:24,221 --> 00:49:25,054
- Because this is in French
and there are no subtitles.
1013
00:49:25,054 --> 00:49:25,887
- Oh, oh, oh.
1014
00:49:25,887 --> 00:49:27,753
She kind of looks like
Carmen Electra a little bit.
1015
00:49:27,753 --> 00:49:30,564
Oh, not anymore.
1016
00:49:30,564 --> 00:49:33,543
Now she looks like someone I
saw in Hollywood Boulevard.
1017
00:49:34,950 --> 00:49:36,900
- Carmen Electra is aging quite poorly.
1018
00:49:38,744 --> 00:49:40,080
- Oh my goodness.
1019
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,633
Okay, so she was an evil person.
1020
00:49:54,780 --> 00:49:57,090
- How did he know his
shield could do that?
1021
00:49:57,090 --> 00:49:58,533
- He read it in the script.
1022
00:50:00,948 --> 00:50:01,781
- That was close.
1023
00:50:03,421 --> 00:50:04,254
- You saved my life.
1024
00:50:05,730 --> 00:50:09,033
We Frenchman, we have a
weakness for a pretty woman.
1025
00:50:09,900 --> 00:50:11,070
Lodac bewitched you.
1026
00:50:11,070 --> 00:50:13,200
- Yes. I should have known that
1027
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:16,383
such a pretty creature will
not be at this early hour.
1028
00:50:17,220 --> 00:50:19,530
But I was robbed of all thought.
1029
00:50:19,530 --> 00:50:20,583
Except one.
1030
00:50:24,697 --> 00:50:25,953
Lodac knows our Parisian feels.
1031
00:50:25,953 --> 00:50:27,600
- Why did you come here?
1032
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:28,500
- I don't remember
1033
00:50:30,432 --> 00:50:32,164
(person speaking in foreign language)
1034
00:50:32,164 --> 00:50:32,997
- What is it?
1035
00:50:32,997 --> 00:50:33,830
- Branton.
1036
00:50:33,830 --> 00:50:34,663
- What about him?
1037
00:50:34,663 --> 00:50:35,730
- He's in that mill.
1038
00:50:35,730 --> 00:50:36,563
I'm sure of it.
1039
00:50:36,563 --> 00:50:38,130
I saw his horse.
1040
00:50:38,130 --> 00:50:39,123
He's still there.
1041
00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:48,840
- He wanted to double
check that the only door
1042
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,968
there was the correct door.
1043
00:50:50,968 --> 00:50:51,801
- Sir Branton.
1044
00:50:51,801 --> 00:50:53,133
- Senor Branton.
1045
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:56,390
- Well, good morning gentlemen.
1046
00:51:01,710 --> 00:51:03,097
- Is it good?
1047
00:51:03,097 --> 00:51:06,120
May we ask what you're doing here.
1048
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,280
- Well, someone has to
do the thinking for you.
1049
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:09,210
As your commander.
1050
00:51:09,210 --> 00:51:11,700
I thought it was to spy
out the countryside.
1051
00:51:11,700 --> 00:51:14,430
The upper floor of this mill
was the only vantage point.
1052
00:51:14,430 --> 00:51:18,810
- The last time you spied out
the land, Sir Anthony died.
1053
00:51:18,810 --> 00:51:20,040
- And he was kicked.
1054
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:23,310
Sir Dennis, you have
heard my answer to that.
1055
00:51:23,310 --> 00:51:26,643
- As you will, shall we
wake the others and ride on.
1056
00:51:29,490 --> 00:51:32,220
- They're not falling for this, are they?
1057
00:51:32,220 --> 00:51:33,053
- Gentlemen?
1058
00:51:49,016 --> 00:51:51,792
(tense music)
1059
00:51:51,792 --> 00:51:53,983
- I almost killed him.
1060
00:51:53,983 --> 00:51:54,930
I tried.
1061
00:51:54,930 --> 00:51:56,340
I could've killed them both.
1062
00:51:56,340 --> 00:52:00,408
But that shield, I couldn't face it.
1063
00:52:00,408 --> 00:52:03,904
- That shield. Yes, that shield.
1064
00:52:03,904 --> 00:52:05,730
Magic.
1065
00:52:05,730 --> 00:52:07,560
Of course the boy has magic.
1066
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:09,900
- Sir George?
- How else could he escaped
1067
00:52:09,900 --> 00:52:12,815
three curses' magic.
1068
00:52:12,815 --> 00:52:15,030
And I didn't even see it.
1069
00:52:15,030 --> 00:52:17,733
That foster mother Sybil
is working against me.
1070
00:52:18,851 --> 00:52:21,900
- The magic is strong, Lodac. I know it.
1071
00:52:21,900 --> 00:52:23,668
How will you counter it?
1072
00:52:23,668 --> 00:52:25,881
Don't you need your ring?
1073
00:52:25,881 --> 00:52:27,780
- Not for Sybil's magic,
1074
00:52:27,780 --> 00:52:31,467
but once I get my ring,
that's the end of Branton
1075
00:52:31,467 --> 00:52:34,143
and the princess will be fit my dragon.
1076
00:52:35,010 --> 00:52:37,253
All I have to do now is
to redouble my magic.
1077
00:52:37,253 --> 00:52:39,870
And all you had to do was
destroy that Frenchman.
1078
00:52:39,870 --> 00:52:43,893
You were too slow. You
need to be taught a lesson.
1079
00:52:44,881 --> 00:52:48,525
(speaking faintly)
1080
00:52:48,525 --> 00:52:52,639
- Is this surprising that a
90-year-old woman was too slow?
1081
00:52:52,639 --> 00:52:54,556
- Yeah, she's a spider.
1082
00:52:55,985 --> 00:52:57,627
- Greeting Sybil.
1083
00:52:57,627 --> 00:52:59,433
- Oh, he hacked her webcam.
1084
00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:02,370
- You're looking older.
1085
00:53:02,370 --> 00:53:05,043
Let me see. We haven't met
in what, a hundred years?
1086
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:09,903
- I don't want to talk to you.
- But I want to talk to you.
1087
00:53:09,903 --> 00:53:10,736
- Does the mirror have no off switch.
1088
00:53:10,736 --> 00:53:11,700
- Quite a lot of trouble.
1089
00:53:11,700 --> 00:53:13,470
- Lodac, if you touch your hair
1090
00:53:13,470 --> 00:53:15,723
of my boy's head, I'll fight you.
1091
00:53:16,620 --> 00:53:18,180
- Not a chance.
1092
00:53:18,180 --> 00:53:20,820
You've never had any real
talent for witchcraft.
1093
00:53:20,820 --> 00:53:22,233
You would always 10th rate.
1094
00:53:23,174 --> 00:53:24,007
- 10th rate.
1095
00:53:24,007 --> 00:53:26,310
- You are quite helpless Sybil.
1096
00:53:26,310 --> 00:53:30,330
In four days, the princess
Helene will be fed to my dragon
1097
00:53:30,330 --> 00:53:33,391
and your George will die
even sooner than that.
1098
00:53:33,391 --> 00:53:37,380
There's nothing you can do
except look in your stupid mirror
1099
00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:39,450
or magic pool.
1100
00:53:39,450 --> 00:53:41,013
And now I'll take care of that.
1101
00:53:42,516 --> 00:53:44,558
- He broke the mirror.
1102
00:53:44,558 --> 00:53:46,558
- Come back. Come back.
1103
00:53:47,987 --> 00:53:50,733
- Mirror of magic, bring
me a vision of Lodac.
1104
00:54:04,831 --> 00:54:08,414
- Back to the red room,
- To the laboratory.
1105
00:54:10,042 --> 00:54:11,459
- Helpless, am I?
1106
00:54:13,725 --> 00:54:14,558
- Pretty dusty in there?
1107
00:54:15,660 --> 00:54:17,880
- I thought the boys cleaned for her,
1108
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,493
- So I can't do anything to help George.
1109
00:54:22,825 --> 00:54:25,620
Oh, Lodac. Lodac. You'll
be sorry for this.
1110
00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:31,830
Dear me, it's a long time
since I've tried this one.
1111
00:54:31,830 --> 00:54:34,200
Was it one people tune or two?
1112
00:54:35,190 --> 00:54:36,240
One, I'm sure.
1113
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:38,433
Where is the unicorn powder?
1114
00:54:39,330 --> 00:54:40,923
- Right next to the cinnamon.
1115
00:54:54,570 --> 00:54:58,893
- Now let's see, was it two mandrake root?
1116
00:55:08,874 --> 00:55:10,333
What else goes in?
1117
00:55:11,174 --> 00:55:12,663
Eyes?
1118
00:55:12,663 --> 00:55:15,780
No, I won't have eyes in this one.
1119
00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:16,613
Yes, yes.
1120
00:55:22,170 --> 00:55:24,753
- Oh no. Oh, poor babies.
1121
00:55:26,310 --> 00:55:28,473
- Why do those dead frogs make noise?
1122
00:55:30,448 --> 00:55:33,780
- I don't know the beet boxing though.
1123
00:55:33,780 --> 00:55:35,280
It's pretty cool.
1124
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:37,143
- It's the monkey.
- Maybe.
1125
00:55:42,900 --> 00:55:44,763
- Poles, graveyards.
1126
00:56:02,406 --> 00:56:04,906
(indistinct)
1127
00:56:14,526 --> 00:56:17,130
No power shall lackm double his magic
1128
00:56:17,130 --> 00:56:19,283
and be to that Lodac.
1129
00:56:20,604 --> 00:56:21,954
- You want fries with that?
1130
00:56:22,890 --> 00:56:24,640
- I wonder what sybil's cooking up.
1131
00:56:25,497 --> 00:56:28,830
(wxplosion ringing out)
1132
00:56:35,970 --> 00:56:38,044
- It was the wrong recipe?
1133
00:56:38,044 --> 00:56:39,894
- Oh no.
- What have you done Sybil?
1134
00:56:42,117 --> 00:56:43,650
- I finished poor George.
That's what I've done.
1135
00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:46,233
I've taken his magic
away from him completely.
1136
00:56:48,660 --> 00:56:51,063
- George has no more magic.
1137
00:57:02,071 --> 00:57:03,121
- Let me get this straight.
1138
00:57:03,121 --> 00:57:04,860
She messed up the potion so badly
1139
00:57:04,860 --> 00:57:07,353
that she actually took
away all of his powers.
1140
00:57:10,256 --> 00:57:11,183
- That is a hero's journey.
1141
00:57:13,362 --> 00:57:14,515
- Wher are you now?
1142
00:57:14,515 --> 00:57:15,348
- They're the tracks of their horses.
1143
00:57:15,348 --> 00:57:17,776
- I can't believe they're ahead of us.
1144
00:57:17,776 --> 00:57:18,870
How can they take this heat? It's getting
1145
00:57:18,870 --> 00:57:20,133
- Hotter by the moment.
1146
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:23,730
You had no right to let
'em go on without us.
1147
00:57:23,730 --> 00:57:26,130
- What could I do? They
were up before daylight
1148
00:57:26,130 --> 00:57:27,930
and belligerent at that.
1149
00:57:27,930 --> 00:57:30,463
Sir Dennis said that he couldn't trust me
1150
00:57:30,463 --> 00:57:31,500
to spy out the land any longer.
1151
00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:33,360
- You could have awakened us.
1152
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:36,115
- They swore they'd be
back before daylight.
1153
00:57:36,115 --> 00:57:37,050
- Dennis, James.
1154
00:57:37,050 --> 00:57:39,320
If the heat's any worse
up ahead, they'll be burnt
1155
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:40,720
to a crisp by this time
1156
00:57:50,058 --> 00:57:51,641
- I cannot breathe.
1157
00:57:54,348 --> 00:57:56,270
- I cannot move my legs.
1158
00:57:56,270 --> 00:57:59,106
- Oh no, did they just
lose all their hair?
1159
00:57:59,106 --> 00:57:59,940
Oh, oh God.
1160
00:57:59,940 --> 00:58:02,703
- They need moisturizer.
1161
00:58:03,637 --> 00:58:06,060
Shouldn't stay in the sun for too long.
1162
00:58:06,060 --> 00:58:07,660
Oh, stay away from your viewers.
1163
00:58:09,862 --> 00:58:14,543
- Stay back (indistinct).
1164
00:58:18,866 --> 00:58:20,831
- He must be Jedi.
1165
00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:21,664
- James.
1166
00:58:22,890 --> 00:58:24,847
Heavenly father.
1167
00:58:24,847 --> 00:58:26,463
- That guy's a good actor.
1168
00:58:28,356 --> 00:58:31,440
- George Will you be looking at that man?
1169
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:32,550
He's not even hot.
1170
00:58:32,550 --> 00:58:34,590
And we're burning. Why?
1171
00:58:34,590 --> 00:58:36,450
- Yes. Why Branton?
1172
00:58:36,450 --> 00:58:38,493
- That gentleman is my secret.
1173
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,640
- Do you think those are
real actors or step people?
1174
00:59:01,596 --> 00:59:04,429
(dramatic music)
1175
00:59:05,683 --> 00:59:06,720
- That's a really good question.
1176
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,550
- I know. I think that the studios used
1177
00:59:08,550 --> 00:59:12,193
to make them all do all sorts
of classes back in the day
1178
00:59:12,193 --> 00:59:14,490
where they would really know
how to ride horses like that.
1179
00:59:14,490 --> 00:59:16,413
But it's pretty tough.
1180
00:59:19,860 --> 00:59:21,849
- They're the Tom Cruises of the 1960s.
1181
00:59:21,849 --> 00:59:22,923
- Yeah.
1182
00:59:24,030 --> 00:59:26,583
Take some time getting
off your horse. No rush.
1183
00:59:29,580 --> 00:59:31,430
Don't leave your magic shield behind.
1184
00:59:34,740 --> 00:59:35,690
- Branton? Branton?
1185
00:59:38,550 --> 00:59:40,530
- That looks like a sound
stage with like a bunch
1186
00:59:40,530 --> 00:59:41,733
of amazing lights.
1187
00:59:47,820 --> 00:59:49,950
- Where the devil is he?
1188
00:59:49,950 --> 00:59:51,450
- He must be in here somewhere.
1189
00:59:51,450 --> 00:59:53,430
- You mean I was in here, George.
1190
00:59:53,430 --> 00:59:54,263
- Branton.
1191
00:59:55,176 --> 00:59:57,660
- I'm sorry, I have to leave you now.
1192
00:59:57,660 --> 00:59:58,620
A long longstanding
1193
00:59:58,620 --> 01:00:00,750
appointment with the Princess Hele
1194
01:00:00,750 --> 01:00:03,901
and also with my partner Lodac.
1195
01:00:03,901 --> 01:00:05,130
- Partner?
1196
01:00:05,130 --> 01:00:07,350
- Yes. His castle is just over the hill.
1197
01:00:07,350 --> 01:00:10,170
Any last words for either of them?
1198
01:00:10,170 --> 01:00:11,495
- You won't escape us, Branton.
1199
01:00:11,495 --> 01:00:14,703
- I already have escaped you. George.
1200
01:00:15,910 --> 01:00:18,450
- You can tell he was working
with loDac, by the way
1201
01:00:19,548 --> 01:00:20,623
he keeps giving away his plans.
1202
01:00:20,623 --> 01:00:21,984
- Yeah, they they do this
1203
01:00:21,984 --> 01:00:22,883
the whole movie. It's crazy.
1204
01:00:26,497 --> 01:00:28,676
- What do we do now?
1205
01:00:28,676 --> 01:00:31,009
- We break out with Escalon.
1206
01:00:32,564 --> 01:00:35,287
Oh, did you know my sword was magic?
1207
01:00:35,287 --> 01:00:37,287
It opens floors, walls, gates, anything.
1208
01:00:45,570 --> 01:00:46,950
It was magic.
1209
01:00:46,950 --> 01:00:48,033
- Like your horse.
1210
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,557
Perhaps Lodac's magic is a bit
1211
01:00:51,557 --> 01:00:52,474
- Stronger.
1212
01:00:55,296 --> 01:00:57,985
(indistinct)
1213
01:00:57,985 --> 01:00:59,842
- Only, I swear I saw that thorn bend.
1214
01:00:59,842 --> 01:01:01,433
- There must be some
other way out. Patrick,
1215
01:01:48,891 --> 01:01:51,474
(tense music)
1216
01:02:01,975 --> 01:02:05,439
- Who are you gonna call, Ghostbusters.
1217
01:02:05,439 --> 01:02:06,856
Patrick, come on.
1218
01:02:19,357 --> 01:02:22,353
- They're crying.
- Come on Forrest.
1219
01:02:43,006 --> 01:02:45,839
(dramatic music)
1220
01:02:58,860 --> 01:03:00,360
I can't believe trying to slice a
1221
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,253
ghost with a sword didn't work.
1222
01:03:06,613 --> 01:03:07,780
- God help me.
1223
01:03:12,705 --> 01:03:14,973
- God, for the wall.
- What?
1224
01:03:14,973 --> 01:03:18,242
- Okay. I don't understand these ghosts
1225
01:03:18,242 --> 01:03:20,277
because they're killing him.
1226
01:03:20,277 --> 01:03:22,523
But they open the door.
Are they good or bad?
1227
01:03:23,476 --> 01:03:28,476
- I dunno.
1228
01:03:33,091 --> 01:03:34,840
(dramatic music)
1229
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:37,020
Now all the people with
accents in the movie are dying.
1230
01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:39,000
It's so sad. They were so good looking.
1231
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,430
- That is very sad. I love accents.
1232
01:03:41,430 --> 01:03:42,603
- And I love men.
1233
01:03:44,408 --> 01:03:48,570
- Jesus kicked again. So Patrick too.
1234
01:03:48,570 --> 01:03:51,938
No, Patrick is finished. But
Sir George is riding this way.
1235
01:03:51,938 --> 01:03:56,938
There was no way outta that
cave loDac. Was it magic?
1236
01:03:58,050 --> 01:04:00,870
- No, not magic.
1237
01:04:00,870 --> 01:04:02,580
- Then how did George's came?
1238
01:04:02,580 --> 01:04:07,080
I think yes. Something
stronger than magic.
1239
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:07,913
- Ghosts.
1240
01:04:09,175 --> 01:04:10,373
The power of Patrick's faith.
1241
01:04:12,540 --> 01:04:14,740
- The power of Patrick's
faith. What's that?
1242
01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:18,900
I thought he would say like love.
1243
01:04:18,900 --> 01:04:23,016
- The only thing I can defeat
a bad guy is faith. I guess.
1244
01:04:23,016 --> 01:04:26,043
Why can't they just faith harder coming?
1245
01:04:27,799 --> 01:04:30,299
(indistinct)
1246
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:32,850
He's arriving at the castle gate.
1247
01:04:44,100 --> 01:04:44,933
- Imagine not knowing
1248
01:04:44,933 --> 01:04:47,460
that your armor does nothing
for you at this point.
1249
01:05:17,427 --> 01:05:19,872
Don't go in there.
- All the doors are open.
1250
01:05:19,872 --> 01:05:21,143
You didn't even have to go like that.
1251
01:05:41,818 --> 01:05:43,070
- Do you think at his
mother knew that at the age
1252
01:05:43,070 --> 01:05:47,460
of 21 he would not be so
stupid to enter dark rooms?
1253
01:05:47,460 --> 01:05:50,007
- Yeah. And I think
that's why she wouldn't,
1254
01:05:50,007 --> 01:05:50,843
didn't want him to go.
1255
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,720
Mm. Oh, look at that weird crew.
1256
01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:57,603
They look like some of my
father's early experiments.
1257
01:06:05,130 --> 01:06:07,950
- Where is he going? Helene?
1258
01:06:07,950 --> 01:06:09,090
- No Lord, I won't allow that.
1259
01:06:09,090 --> 01:06:11,490
Don't worry. It'll all work
out most satisfactorily.
1260
01:06:11,490 --> 01:06:12,323
I promise.
1261
01:06:12,323 --> 01:06:13,430
- He doesn't know the way
to her herself anyway.
1262
01:06:13,430 --> 01:06:15,985
He doesn't have to, the spell
1263
01:06:15,985 --> 01:06:17,633
of the sixth curse is
already leading him on.
1264
01:06:45,057 --> 01:06:45,890
- Helene.
1265
01:06:47,955 --> 01:06:48,788
Helene.
1266
01:06:50,645 --> 01:06:51,478
- George.
1267
01:06:53,594 --> 01:06:54,750
I must be dreaming
1268
01:06:54,750 --> 01:06:56,760
- Two stalkers in love. Yeah,
1269
01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:58,443
- But you are George.
1270
01:07:01,110 --> 01:07:03,724
Where is this more Lodac's magic.
1271
01:07:03,724 --> 01:07:05,793
- I'm as real as you are.
1272
01:07:11,370 --> 01:07:12,959
- Wow.
1273
01:07:12,959 --> 01:07:14,310
- I'd like to reiterate
that these are two people
1274
01:07:15,453 --> 01:07:16,904
that have been stalking each other
1275
01:07:16,904 --> 01:07:18,151
and they just met in real life
1276
01:07:18,151 --> 01:07:19,789
and they're already madly in love.
1277
01:07:19,789 --> 01:07:20,670
- It's like, come on, get out of there.
1278
01:07:20,670 --> 01:07:22,500
What are you talking? Why
are you doing this right now?
1279
01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:24,150
Can't you do this later? I always
1280
01:07:25,105 --> 01:07:26,273
- Swore that you would
never live to get here,
1281
01:07:27,434 --> 01:07:28,680
- But I'm here and we'll leave together.
1282
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:31,080
- Oh, I'm too happy to even think.
1283
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:33,660
- Don't think honey, just let me hold you.
1284
01:07:33,660 --> 01:07:36,060
- Oh God, come on. This is too fast.
1285
01:07:36,060 --> 01:07:37,170
You're not allowed to do this.
1286
01:07:37,170 --> 01:07:39,270
- What happened to Sir Branton?
1287
01:07:39,270 --> 01:07:40,830
- Rather ask what will
happen when I get him
1288
01:07:40,830 --> 01:07:42,093
within my swords length.
1289
01:07:43,050 --> 01:07:45,570
Oh, he's somewhere here in the castle.
1290
01:07:45,570 --> 01:07:47,857
- Let him go. What does
anything matter except us
1291
01:07:47,857 --> 01:07:49,773
and our freedom together?
1292
01:07:53,130 --> 01:07:54,680
- I'll see if the way is clear.
1293
01:07:55,860 --> 01:07:57,460
- What
- Dork wrote this movie,
1294
01:07:59,473 --> 01:08:02,074
- Some Hollywood screenwriter
who's never met a woman before
1295
01:08:02,074 --> 01:08:04,110
and lives in his mother's basement. Oh,
1296
01:08:04,110 --> 01:08:05,133
- An autobiography.
1297
01:08:31,793 --> 01:08:34,818
- He just walked into a
science fiction convention.
1298
01:08:34,818 --> 01:08:37,953
Oh, four cone heads.
1299
01:08:43,230 --> 01:08:46,110
- Welcome to George. I was beginning
1300
01:08:46,110 --> 01:08:48,150
to think you'd never get here.
1301
01:08:48,150 --> 01:08:49,770
- Branton,
1302
01:08:49,770 --> 01:08:51,743
- You're looking for this.
1303
01:08:51,743 --> 01:08:53,430
- He left his sword behind.
He's a terrible knight.
1304
01:08:53,430 --> 01:08:54,830
- It's time for us to leave.
1305
01:08:56,899 --> 01:09:01,170
- Well, no, Helene. No, but I want to
1306
01:09:01,170 --> 01:09:02,760
Oh, she is a two timer.
1307
01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:04,773
- Aren't you forgetting
something? Branton.
1308
01:09:04,773 --> 01:09:06,509
That was - Fast.
1309
01:09:06,509 --> 01:09:08,060
- Oh, the ring.
1310
01:09:08,060 --> 01:09:10,091
- That's why. See, I told you too quickly,
1311
01:09:10,091 --> 01:09:10,924
- I keep my
- Word.
1312
01:09:10,924 --> 01:09:12,653
She is kissing two men at the same time.
1313
01:09:14,865 --> 01:09:17,366
A five minute time period. All right,
1314
01:09:17,366 --> 01:09:18,990
- Take her if you still want her.
1315
01:09:18,990 --> 01:09:20,700
- Oh, I want her. All
right. And she wants me
1316
01:09:20,700 --> 01:09:22,263
- Always in forever.
1317
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:26,113
Helene, what is this?
1318
01:09:26,113 --> 01:09:28,174
Helene? Oh
1319
01:09:28,174 --> 01:09:29,660
- No.
1320
01:09:29,660 --> 01:09:32,950
You really think I keep my
word once I had the ring,
1321
01:09:32,950 --> 01:09:36,180
- But I don't understand where. Is Helene
1322
01:09:36,180 --> 01:09:37,500
- Over here?
1323
01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:39,650
- Has she belongs to
me. We made a bargain.
1324
01:09:40,488 --> 01:09:42,060
- So wait, did she, so
George made out with the ugly
1325
01:09:42,967 --> 01:09:44,203
- Woman artist.
1326
01:09:44,203 --> 01:09:45,280
Oh
1327
01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:46,717
- Yeah.
1328
01:09:46,717 --> 01:09:48,173
- Alright, Brenton, it's
time to take care of you.
1329
01:09:49,013 --> 01:09:51,770
- Well, the old hat looked
like she had probably had a
1330
01:09:52,819 --> 01:09:54,164
great personality.
1331
01:09:54,164 --> 01:09:56,247
Yeah, I think he's missing out.
1332
01:09:56,247 --> 01:09:57,080
- Definitely.
1333
01:09:57,080 --> 01:09:58,746
- He's getting punished
for being so shallow. Oh
1334
01:09:58,746 --> 01:10:00,073
- No.
1335
01:10:00,073 --> 01:10:05,073
- Messing to get that voice.
Or it's the end of him.
1336
01:10:09,420 --> 01:10:12,867
The end of them both.
What will you do, Sybil?
1337
01:10:13,837 --> 01:10:14,920
I must think.
1338
01:10:15,831 --> 01:10:18,810
Think, try to remember the right recipe
1339
01:10:18,810 --> 01:10:21,224
and give him back his magic.
1340
01:10:21,224 --> 01:10:22,583
Sybil. Of course I have to.
1341
01:10:22,583 --> 01:10:27,583
Where did I go wrong? Which is of ade.
1342
01:10:28,315 --> 01:10:33,090
Blacker than black demons of
shame. Flesh on the rack. It.
1343
01:10:33,090 --> 01:10:35,190
It's the next line. That's
the one I got wrong.
1344
01:10:35,190 --> 01:10:36,023
- Hack.
1345
01:10:36,023 --> 01:10:37,947
- Hack. And it rhymes with red sack.
1346
01:10:37,947 --> 01:10:42,947
Swack smack snack.
1347
01:10:43,470 --> 01:10:47,370
No, no. None of those. No
I, I'll go to Lodacs castle.
1348
01:10:47,370 --> 01:10:50,760
That's what I'll do. I'll give
it some thought on the way.
1349
01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:54,723
Save him Sybil. I'll try.
1350
01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:57,780
Well, here it goes.
1351
01:10:59,503 --> 01:11:01,586
- Attack winter Act Manc.
1352
01:11:05,456 --> 01:11:08,206
That's great. My AI is advancing.
1353
01:11:20,457 --> 01:11:24,923
- So George, this is the
real Helene. I swear it.
1354
01:11:24,923 --> 01:11:27,300
All right now go ahead.
1355
01:11:27,300 --> 01:11:29,048
- How can he know for sure? Show me how a
1356
01:11:29,048 --> 01:11:30,240
- Pair of young models in love,
1357
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:31,540
- I wouldn't trust him. It
1358
01:11:32,540 --> 01:11:33,373
- Before they die.
1359
01:11:36,556 --> 01:11:38,718
Oh, Billy Tender.
1360
01:11:38,718 --> 01:11:41,051
- I mean, how did he get his
shirt off? What didn't you say?
1361
01:11:41,051 --> 01:11:43,134
Did the, did the cone people take it off?
1362
01:11:43,134 --> 01:11:44,760
Or did he just, George,
1363
01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:47,460
- They made it disappear with magic.
1364
01:11:47,460 --> 01:11:49,247
- I love you Helene.
- Come in.
1365
01:11:51,316 --> 01:11:52,149
- Come.
1366
01:11:52,149 --> 01:11:57,149
- You'll have a good view from the
1367
01:11:57,167 --> 01:11:58,133
windows, sir George.
1368
01:11:59,670 --> 01:12:01,133
- In these kind of
movies, they always make a
1369
01:12:01,133 --> 01:12:02,624
man take his shirt off.
1370
01:12:02,624 --> 01:12:04,616
It's it's, it's a trope.
1371
01:12:04,616 --> 01:12:06,154
- A feast. The feast.
1372
01:12:06,154 --> 01:12:07,512
- No doubt. We want a feast. Hurry.
1373
01:12:07,512 --> 01:12:08,700
You'll pick the best of the
little people for the stew.
1374
01:12:08,700 --> 01:12:09,870
You'll pick the wine.
1375
01:12:09,870 --> 01:12:11,930
The rest of you know what you have to do.
1376
01:12:12,961 --> 01:12:15,900
- I'm impressed that
a movie from the 1960s
1377
01:12:15,900 --> 01:12:17,627
used to the phrase little people.
1378
01:12:30,699 --> 01:12:33,032
- No one tried to stop them.
1379
01:13:25,820 --> 01:13:28,200
- Wow. I'm impressed that
they're carrying the sword.
1380
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:29,643
- Oh yeah, that looks heavy.
1381
01:13:31,110 --> 01:13:33,810
- How did these little guys
get the sword from the bad guy?
1382
01:13:33,810 --> 01:13:36,610
- We'll just skip that. We
don't have the budget for it.
1383
01:13:38,070 --> 01:13:40,950
I wonder if they had a
green screen back then. Hmm.
1384
01:13:40,950 --> 01:13:42,453
Like how do they shoot this?
1385
01:13:44,220 --> 01:13:46,260
- Hurry please.
1386
01:13:46,260 --> 01:13:49,882
Quick hurry. Hurry.
1387
01:13:49,882 --> 01:13:52,170
- They could at least sing a song
1388
01:13:52,170 --> 01:13:53,910
or something while they work.
1389
01:13:53,910 --> 01:13:56,910
- I still don't understand
why they're helping him.
1390
01:13:56,910 --> 01:14:00,330
His love interest didn't help them escape.
1391
01:14:00,330 --> 01:14:02,381
- Quick. Cut the ropes my
1392
01:14:02,381 --> 01:14:06,393
wrist quick.
1393
01:14:16,230 --> 01:14:17,880
- Thank you. I'm grateful to you.
1394
01:14:19,440 --> 01:14:21,960
My sword has lost its magic,
but it's still a sword.
1395
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:24,326
- My sword has lost its magic,
1396
01:14:24,326 --> 01:14:26,451
but it's still a sword. I love
- That.
1397
01:14:26,451 --> 01:14:28,132
Famous last words.
- Yeah, we gotta like get our
1398
01:14:28,132 --> 01:14:29,453
favorite quotes from this movie.
1399
01:14:38,457 --> 01:14:41,290
(dramatic music)
1400
01:14:50,668 --> 01:14:51,501
Oh no.
1401
01:14:52,341 --> 01:14:54,080
- Oh, so that's where the budget went.
1402
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:56,580
(indistinct)
1403
01:15:18,688 --> 01:15:21,688
Game of Thrones. Eat your heart out.
1404
01:15:26,588 --> 01:15:29,088
- Destroy him. It is my will.
1405
01:15:37,787 --> 01:15:38,866
- Wow.
1406
01:15:38,866 --> 01:15:41,592
I bet in this time. This
was crazy. Special effects.
1407
01:15:41,592 --> 01:15:43,883
This was probably like
the craziest of the crazy.
1408
01:15:44,734 --> 01:15:45,683
- I'm genuinely impressed. All in all.
1409
01:15:48,132 --> 01:15:50,789
- Oh, that was an Oscar worthy scream.
1410
01:15:50,789 --> 01:15:52,440
- That was genuine. Yeah.
1411
01:15:52,440 --> 01:15:54,874
- She's probably like, hurry up, I want
1412
01:15:54,874 --> 01:15:56,351
to finish this movie.
1413
01:15:56,351 --> 01:15:58,230
- Oh, oh, a bird there
mother. It's a bird.
1414
01:15:58,230 --> 01:15:59,193
- It's a wizard.
1415
01:16:08,023 --> 01:16:08,856
Quick
1416
01:16:08,856 --> 01:16:10,773
- Run in circles again.
1417
01:16:15,180 --> 01:16:17,163
How long before something happens?
1418
01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:21,843
- Oop. See the end of George?
1419
01:16:22,795 --> 01:16:27,062
Yes. Saucer. I can cross me now.
1420
01:16:27,062 --> 01:16:28,921
(indistinct)
1421
01:16:28,921 --> 01:16:29,754
- Oh,
1422
01:16:29,754 --> 01:16:34,555
- She noticed the ring so fast. Back
1423
01:16:34,555 --> 01:16:35,692
- His magic.
1424
01:16:35,692 --> 01:16:37,481
- That's a woman of taste,
- Which is of her cake.
1425
01:16:37,481 --> 01:16:39,653
Black and black demons of
shame. Flesh on the rack.
1426
01:16:39,653 --> 01:16:43,353
The next line, if only I
could her the next line.
1427
01:16:46,169 --> 01:16:49,923
- Racing down. Your
- Old lady.
1428
01:16:54,353 --> 01:16:57,040
- You got this Mom, come on, you witched.
1429
01:16:59,540 --> 01:17:00,953
- She should write it down or something.
1430
01:17:02,123 --> 01:17:02,956
How do you forget such an important spell?
1431
01:17:05,024 --> 01:17:05,857
- I know she's so old. 400 years.
1432
01:17:20,344 --> 01:17:21,177
- He's even lost the
1433
01:17:21,177 --> 01:17:23,635
- Power to attack that. The word.
1434
01:17:23,635 --> 01:17:27,852
- Oh, it is attack. Oh,
- Attack. Nevermind the heck.
1435
01:17:27,852 --> 01:17:31,510
- Blacker than black
- Means of shame.
1436
01:17:31,510 --> 01:17:36,510
- Flesh on the rack. Give to
my body the power to uptake.
1437
01:17:38,377 --> 01:17:40,377
- My power of grace. Go.
1438
01:17:57,540 --> 01:17:58,983
One stab is all it takes.
1439
01:18:09,274 --> 01:18:10,642
That's way too easy.
1440
01:18:10,642 --> 01:18:11,572
- My ring. Now my
1441
01:18:11,572 --> 01:18:13,665
- Precious, you do not know how
1442
01:18:13,665 --> 01:18:15,632
to buy jewelry in their size is what I'm
1443
01:18:15,632 --> 01:18:20,632
- What an over actor.
1444
01:18:47,610 --> 01:18:49,173
Yep. It's still a sword.
1445
01:18:54,402 --> 01:18:56,902
- They'll still die over them.
1446
01:19:04,663 --> 01:19:06,420
How do I curse you with all the of hell.
1447
01:19:06,420 --> 01:19:11,310
Curse upon curse, defiant,
mortal. You dare to challenge me.
1448
01:19:11,310 --> 01:19:13,680
Six curses could not destroy you,
1449
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:15,720
but now you must face the seventh.
1450
01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:16,553
Me.
1451
01:19:17,575 --> 01:19:20,075
(indistinct)
1452
01:19:21,863 --> 01:19:24,800
- Now you teachers of hell listen to me
1453
01:19:27,984 --> 01:19:30,401
as I cast the sentence curse.
1454
01:19:40,287 --> 01:19:41,843
- Oh wow. Look, she's a, she's a pan.
1455
01:19:43,113 --> 01:19:43,946
Is that a panther again?
1456
01:19:55,530 --> 01:19:57,303
This editing is amazing.
1457
01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:08,170
- Finally they found other,
1458
01:20:08,170 --> 01:20:09,180
- Then they get married.
1459
01:20:09,180 --> 01:20:12,330
See, it doesn't normally
work like this here today.
1460
01:20:12,330 --> 01:20:15,753
It takes about, you know, five
to 10 years to get married.
1461
01:20:33,014 --> 01:20:36,510
Oh look, the the accent
guys are back. Yay.
1462
01:20:36,510 --> 01:20:37,590
- The accent guys.
1463
01:20:37,590 --> 01:20:40,149
- Yay. The hot guys with the accents
1464
01:20:40,149 --> 01:20:41,580
and the Siamese twins. My cousins.
1465
01:20:41,580 --> 01:20:44,488
- Yes. The whole family is here.
1466
01:20:44,488 --> 01:20:45,480
- Oh, it's Glenda the good witch.
1467
01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:47,530
- And finally her ring matches the dress.
1468
01:20:56,258 --> 01:21:00,027
- Yay. Yay.
- Yay. Awesome. Woo. Alright.
1469
01:21:00,027 --> 01:21:01,173
Off to the lab.
1470
01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:05,970
So what did we learn about magic today?
1471
01:21:05,970 --> 01:21:08,340
- Oh, we learned that bad guys
can't cast bells on you if
1472
01:21:08,340 --> 01:21:10,620
you steal their ring and we learned
1473
01:21:10,620 --> 01:21:13,320
that witches can open doors
without using their hands.
1474
01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:16,220
- That's right. We learned
that magical swords can be used
1475
01:21:17,255 --> 01:21:19,147
for magic and for swords.
1476
01:21:19,147 --> 01:21:21,690
- And we learned that dragons
will pretty much just stare at
1477
01:21:21,690 --> 01:21:22,523
you until you stab them.
1478
01:21:22,523 --> 01:21:24,930
- We learn that wizards
can turn into birds
1479
01:21:24,930 --> 01:21:26,970
- And we learn that magic can bring
1480
01:21:26,970 --> 01:21:29,040
people back from the dead,
1481
01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:30,630
- Magic and science.
1482
01:21:30,630 --> 01:21:33,300
I love it. Thank you so much RoboRuju
1483
01:21:33,300 --> 01:21:34,770
for watching this movie with me.
1484
01:21:34,770 --> 01:21:36,690
- You're welcome, father,
- And thank you
1485
01:21:36,690 --> 01:21:38,130
guys for watching as well.
1486
01:21:38,130 --> 01:21:39,690
I'm Lauren Frankenstein.
1487
01:21:39,690 --> 01:21:41,883
- And I'm RoboRuju.
- Goodnight.
1488
01:21:46,384 --> 01:21:49,217
(dramatic music)
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