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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,323 --> 00:01:06,995 Honey, I'm home! 2 00:01:08,003 --> 00:01:09,641 - Hi. - Hi, love. 3 00:01:14,083 --> 00:01:15,562 Thanks. 4 00:01:18,563 --> 00:01:23,079 Jacob speaking ... Hi, Inge! That's so sweet of you. 5 00:01:23,963 --> 00:01:26,557 How about seven o'clock? 6 00:01:26,763 --> 00:01:30,915 Oh, we've got loads of food ... Perhaps some crisps and dip, Inge? 7 00:01:31,123 --> 00:01:33,239 Dip-Inge! - Oh, put a sock in it! 8 00:01:34,843 --> 00:01:37,721 Have you made dip, Inge? Dip-Inge! 9 00:01:38,763 --> 00:01:42,438 There's lashings of garlic in it. - Dip-Inge! 10 00:01:43,043 --> 00:01:46,558 It's from the cats as well, of course. 11 00:01:49,123 --> 00:01:51,921 Thanks ever so. - Genuine Biedermeier. 12 00:01:52,123 --> 00:01:54,159 It's late Victorian, silly! - Oh, wow! 13 00:01:54,363 --> 00:01:57,321 Actually, these usually hold six pieces of toast. 14 00:01:57,523 --> 00:02:00,435 But this one holds eight. - Oh, right. 15 00:02:00,803 --> 00:02:04,842 It was used in Blythe Spirit. - Oh, the pirate film ...? 16 00:02:05,043 --> 00:02:08,001 Stick it in your mouth. Yummy. 17 00:02:08,763 --> 00:02:10,276 That'll be your mum. 18 00:02:13,163 --> 00:02:15,552 Sorry I'm late. - That's all right. 19 00:02:15,763 --> 00:02:16,718 Where is Oskar? 20 00:02:16,923 --> 00:02:20,359 How about I drop him off tomorrow, so you can rest? 21 00:02:20,563 --> 00:02:22,235 I suppose so. 22 00:02:24,083 --> 00:02:26,358 You look fabulous! Where are you off to? 23 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,519 To Jacob and J�rgen's. It's Jacob's birthday. 24 00:02:28,723 --> 00:02:31,795 If you can guess what's inside, you get a CD. 25 00:02:33,323 --> 00:02:35,075 Happy Birthday. 26 00:02:35,283 --> 00:02:37,638 And happy birthday. - This is Swallow. 27 00:02:37,843 --> 00:02:40,232 Skylark! 28 00:02:42,403 --> 00:02:47,113 Adrian, Palle! This is Finn, Jacob's boss, so be good. All right, girls? 29 00:02:48,683 --> 00:02:50,435 What? - Come on. 30 00:02:51,883 --> 00:02:53,839 Are you gay too? 31 00:02:56,163 --> 00:02:57,198 What? 32 00:02:58,083 --> 00:02:59,482 Sit down. 33 00:02:59,683 --> 00:03:03,232 This is a lousy time to play doctors and doctors. 34 00:03:08,323 --> 00:03:10,791 Where's Tom? - He'll be round later. 35 00:03:11,003 --> 00:03:13,722 Who's looking after Oskar? - Andreas. 36 00:03:13,923 --> 00:03:15,834 Anja was a bit tired and emotional. 37 00:03:22,763 --> 00:03:25,516 Will you marry me? 38 00:03:34,283 --> 00:03:37,275 Are you a student, then? - I'm at high school. 39 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:40,839 Any nice-looking girls in your class? - Yeah. 40 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:43,836 There they are. Hi! 41 00:03:46,163 --> 00:03:49,439 SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT 42 00:03:49,643 --> 00:03:52,111 Cheers! 43 00:03:53,323 --> 00:03:54,722 How's it going with Sailor? 44 00:03:54,923 --> 00:03:56,561 He picks me up Tuesdays and Thursdays. 45 00:03:56,763 --> 00:03:58,640 The two luckiest days of the week. 46 00:03:58,843 --> 00:04:00,799 And then it's up the creek all summer. 47 00:04:01,003 --> 00:04:04,040 Without a paddle, right, Inge? - Actually he's got a real creek. 48 00:04:04,243 --> 00:04:08,634 You should've seen me and Fabienne bowling the other night. 49 00:04:08,843 --> 00:04:11,482 Fabienne? - I worked with her at the C.H. 50 00:04:11,683 --> 00:04:14,755 Or we go to Boggy Marsh. Buggery Marsh, more like. 51 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,476 The C.H.? - The County Hospital. 52 00:04:16,683 --> 00:04:18,560 She's a fab anesthetist. 53 00:04:18,763 --> 00:04:21,835 When I'm out with him I practically have to wear a wig. 54 00:04:22,043 --> 00:04:24,273 A wig? - So nobody will recognize me. 55 00:04:24,483 --> 00:04:26,997 Nothing kinky, though. He's not into kinky. 56 00:04:27,203 --> 00:04:30,081 That's where I draw the line, too. At wigs, not kinky. 57 00:04:30,963 --> 00:04:33,955 But he'll never leave his wife and children. 58 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:39,161 Tom! - Welcome, dear brother. 59 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:41,354 Happy Birthday. - Thanks. 60 00:04:42,803 --> 00:04:47,433 I can't stay long. I'm down to fly tomorrow at ten. 61 00:04:47,643 --> 00:04:50,760 I told Oskar you had tomorrow off. 62 00:04:51,043 --> 00:04:54,240 You could be a model. Seriously! 63 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:59,675 Caroline said Anja's back on the ... 64 00:05:00,683 --> 00:05:03,197 Shall I have a chat with her? 65 00:05:08,443 --> 00:05:11,833 Jacob, you were born under a lucky star. 66 00:05:12,043 --> 00:05:14,193 He's the only person over the age of 7 I know - 67 00:05:14,403 --> 00:05:17,440 - who truly believes the sun rises for his sake. 68 00:05:17,643 --> 00:05:22,034 Jacob's mother Bine, whose super pottery we all know and love, - 69 00:05:22,243 --> 00:05:25,041 - has a great story about Jacob. 70 00:05:25,243 --> 00:05:27,313 Bine couldn't come tonight. But that's OK. 71 00:05:27,523 --> 00:05:30,037 She wasn't invited. 72 00:05:30,243 --> 00:05:31,756 I'm always coming without being invited. 73 00:05:31,963 --> 00:05:35,512 Shut up, you slag! - Quiet! J�rgen is telling a story. 74 00:05:35,723 --> 00:05:37,315 You always give the nail head. 75 00:05:37,523 --> 00:05:40,037 You mean "hit the nail on the head ..." 76 00:05:42,123 --> 00:05:46,514 Back to Bine's story. Jacob used to do quite a bit of horse-riding. 77 00:05:46,723 --> 00:05:51,080 And as you most of you will know, we actually met on horseback. 78 00:05:51,283 --> 00:05:55,117 I was out running in the park in a fit of spring fever. 79 00:05:55,323 --> 00:06:00,602 Anyway, when Jacob was ten he really wanted a horse. 80 00:06:00,803 --> 00:06:02,759 Oh, no! Mummy! 81 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:09,311 So off they went to the stud farm. - The stud farm? Can I come? 82 00:06:11,483 --> 00:06:16,876 On the farm Jacob saw two horses he just couldn't take his eyes off. 83 00:06:17,083 --> 00:06:21,793 One was a beautiful grey gelding, the other was a lovely brown mare. 84 00:06:22,003 --> 00:06:25,359 And Bine asked: "Jacob, which horse would you like?" 85 00:06:25,563 --> 00:06:29,192 And Jacob answered, "That one ... and that one." 86 00:06:30,203 --> 00:06:35,914 And so he got them both, because Jacob always gets what he wants. 87 00:06:36,443 --> 00:06:39,640 And now he wants me. 88 00:06:39,843 --> 00:06:41,561 And yes, I will marry you. 89 00:06:42,723 --> 00:06:45,476 I'll be with you for better or for worse, - 90 00:06:45,683 --> 00:06:50,598 - and I'll bear your children ... Well, anything's possible nowadays. 91 00:06:51,803 --> 00:06:55,034 Three cheers for my beloved and future husband. 92 00:06:57,563 --> 00:06:59,713 Jacob, long may you live! 93 00:07:01,363 --> 00:07:03,558 And a long one for luck! 94 00:07:31,683 --> 00:07:35,437 I'm going home before the little one gets too tired. 95 00:07:35,643 --> 00:07:39,716 Put her in the bedroom, we have The Lion King on video. 96 00:07:39,923 --> 00:07:41,197 She's seen it. 97 00:07:41,403 --> 00:07:44,839 We never had a natter tonight. - Because you're stupid. 98 00:07:45,043 --> 00:07:47,398 Anyway, cheers, mate. Good one. 99 00:07:48,683 --> 00:07:50,913 Push off home! - Bye. 100 00:07:53,403 --> 00:07:55,439 I'll just get some water. 101 00:08:03,323 --> 00:08:07,111 Are you drunk? - You just forgot to lower the seat. 102 00:08:09,403 --> 00:08:12,952 Caroline had too much wine ... 103 00:08:17,283 --> 00:08:18,955 Cheers. 104 00:08:19,603 --> 00:08:21,400 And thanks for the cake. 105 00:08:22,083 --> 00:08:27,157 The fact that I forgot to take the wrapping off only made it better. 106 00:08:27,363 --> 00:08:30,275 Never mind. - Right. It's only paper. 107 00:08:31,163 --> 00:08:34,633 Jacob, I'm so happy you two are getting married. 108 00:08:34,843 --> 00:08:41,396 We're going to be sisters-in-law. - Go on, you're not boring me. 109 00:08:42,363 --> 00:08:45,036 You're so sweet. - Well, so are you. 110 00:09:18,643 --> 00:09:20,315 Paparazzi! 111 00:09:22,883 --> 00:09:25,397 Go and taste the go-home-made soup. 112 00:09:25,603 --> 00:09:29,562 Yes, I could do with being souped up a bit. 113 00:09:33,763 --> 00:09:36,561 Let's go in and have a drink. 114 00:09:38,923 --> 00:09:41,642 Thanks. 115 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:47,392 Let's go back to my place. 116 00:09:47,603 --> 00:09:52,233 No, I've got an early start. I'm off to a bowling match ... 117 00:10:28,563 --> 00:10:31,714 Tom called. - What did he do that for? 118 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:34,676 He's flipped his lid. - Why? 119 00:10:35,643 --> 00:10:39,113 Well, there's something rotten in our family ... 120 00:10:39,323 --> 00:10:41,439 He just called to say thanks. 121 00:10:41,643 --> 00:10:45,079 Courtesy. You know what he's like. - Yeah, I know. 122 00:10:47,043 --> 00:10:49,238 If you don't want a big do, - 123 00:10:49,443 --> 00:10:52,003 - there's always the registry office. 124 00:10:52,203 --> 00:10:55,639 Then off to Seville, Granada, Barcelona ... 125 00:10:55,843 --> 00:10:58,357 But your mum would never agree. - What? 126 00:10:59,643 --> 00:11:03,079 Your mum would never agree. - Pardon? What? 127 00:11:05,243 --> 00:11:07,393 To the registry office. - Right. 128 00:11:07,603 --> 00:11:08,479 Mum? - No thanks. 129 00:11:10,643 --> 00:11:12,395 Dad. - Cheers. 130 00:11:12,883 --> 00:11:14,032 What about Christmas, then? 131 00:11:14,243 --> 00:11:18,953 You know we spend every second Christmas with you, mum. 132 00:11:19,163 --> 00:11:20,994 Last year we spent it with you. 133 00:11:21,203 --> 00:11:22,636 We'll do the same next year. 134 00:11:22,843 --> 00:11:25,357 This year it's J�rgen's parents' turn. 135 00:11:25,563 --> 00:11:27,121 I was just thinking ... 136 00:11:27,883 --> 00:11:30,716 So I hear you�re getting married. 137 00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:34,276 Got any plans? We could have it in the country. 138 00:11:34,483 --> 00:11:36,201 There's no rush. 139 00:11:36,403 --> 00:11:38,963 Let's just get through Christmas first. 140 00:11:39,883 --> 00:11:43,034 Good heavens! Is that the time? 141 00:11:43,243 --> 00:11:46,155 Will you see to it, Hans-Henrik? 142 00:11:49,923 --> 00:11:51,481 So good to see you. 143 00:12:07,883 --> 00:12:09,521 A Skinny Latte ... 144 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,440 ... and one Latte. 145 00:12:12,723 --> 00:12:15,283 Is that with skimmed milk? - Yeah. 146 00:12:16,283 --> 00:12:19,320 I wasn't pissed. You were pissed. - I don't remember that. 147 00:12:19,523 --> 00:12:21,991 That's 'cos you were wasted. You all were. 148 00:12:22,723 --> 00:12:24,475 It was a wicked party. 149 00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:28,398 That Caroline ... Cor! 150 00:12:28,603 --> 00:12:31,879 I wouldn't mind having a bit of play while hobby�s away ... 151 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:33,641 Nicely stacked. - Shut up. 152 00:12:33,843 --> 00:12:35,640 One shouldn't waste quality snatch. - Shut it! 153 00:12:35,843 --> 00:12:38,516 What the fuck's wrong with you? Been born again? 154 00:12:38,723 --> 00:12:40,315 Yes. 155 00:12:40,763 --> 00:12:42,958 Would you get us some coffee? - Black? 156 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:44,516 Yeah, cheers. 157 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:47,317 Milk and sugar? - Yeah, cheers. 158 00:12:53,323 --> 00:12:55,883 I mean, of course it hurts. 159 00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:59,917 But it's a different kind of pain. 160 00:13:00,123 --> 00:13:05,800 A bit like having an orgasm. A really long orgasm. 161 00:13:06,003 --> 00:13:07,755 Aren't you going to have one soon? - An orgasm? 162 00:13:07,963 --> 00:13:12,081 A child. Your own child. - I want to finish my thesis first. 163 00:13:12,283 --> 00:13:17,152 And I want Oskar to enjoy being an only child a little while longer. 164 00:13:17,443 --> 00:13:21,038 There isn't really space. - It's a three bedroom house! 165 00:13:21,243 --> 00:13:26,317 You're far too good. You're just stuck with that kid. 166 00:13:26,523 --> 00:13:28,957 It's not like that at all. 167 00:13:30,763 --> 00:13:32,481 Caroline speaking. 168 00:13:33,683 --> 00:13:36,356 Oh, hi! Yes? 169 00:13:38,283 --> 00:13:40,956 Yes, I can just make it. See you there. 170 00:13:41,163 --> 00:13:43,279 ... Who was that? 171 00:13:52,803 --> 00:13:54,839 Hi. - Hi. 172 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,432 It was a great night. - Yeah. 173 00:13:57,643 --> 00:14:00,601 That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 174 00:14:00,803 --> 00:14:05,194 I mean, I was really pissed and really over the moon. 175 00:14:06,283 --> 00:14:09,593 I just wanted to apologize. - No need. 176 00:14:09,803 --> 00:14:10,758 Great. 177 00:14:13,323 --> 00:14:16,121 Why did you want to meet here? 178 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:19,759 I was in the neighborhood. - Oh. OK. 179 00:14:22,003 --> 00:14:25,279 All right, then. I mean, I was really pissed as well. 180 00:14:27,443 --> 00:14:32,597 Tom and I had a good laugh about it on the way home. 181 00:14:33,843 --> 00:14:36,994 You told Tom? 182 00:14:37,203 --> 00:14:40,195 God, you're gullible! - Oh, I get you ... 183 00:14:41,403 --> 00:14:43,200 Well, see you. - Bye. 184 00:15:03,643 --> 00:15:06,999 I've got a couple of brochures about Kibbutzim. 185 00:15:07,203 --> 00:15:09,922 You can take them home and read them. 186 00:15:15,043 --> 00:15:18,797 Then again, I quite fancy being, you know, a postman. 187 00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:21,471 I just love the idea of delivering mail. 188 00:15:21,683 --> 00:15:24,720 You know, helping people communicate. 189 00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:29,314 Just like that film with what's-his-name, Kevin Costner. 190 00:15:33,603 --> 00:15:37,642 OK, I'll get hold of some brochures from the post office. 191 00:15:37,843 --> 00:15:40,232 Come for them ... - Tomorrow? 192 00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:44,041 Right. ... Simon? 193 00:15:53,043 --> 00:15:57,002 Have a nice weekend ... Nice ass. 194 00:15:58,323 --> 00:16:00,996 Have you finished for today? Great. 195 00:16:06,843 --> 00:16:09,198 Shall we go and grab a bite? 196 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:10,995 Come here. 197 00:16:15,123 --> 00:16:17,000 There ... we're home! Hi! 198 00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:21,474 Hi, Dad. - Hi, Oskar. 199 00:16:29,243 --> 00:16:32,315 What's for dinner? - Are you hungry? 200 00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:36,520 Let's go out. - Let's stay home. 201 00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:40,523 I haven't done any shopping. Sorry. 202 00:16:41,283 --> 00:16:45,515 And then my period came this morning. A really heavy one. 203 00:16:45,723 --> 00:16:49,716 It's just been a really rough day. Shall I get us some pizzas? 204 00:16:49,923 --> 00:16:52,596 I can do that. I need some fresh air. 205 00:17:06,403 --> 00:17:10,555 This is Ibrahim Modi from the Islamic council. 206 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:15,393 It's an umbrella organization for Muslims living in Denmark. 207 00:17:18,523 --> 00:17:22,721 And that's Johannes Leisner, our elected parish priest. 208 00:17:23,923 --> 00:17:28,201 We architects are enormously pleased that the political climate - 209 00:17:28,403 --> 00:17:32,760 - is in favor of finally building a mosque in the city of Copenhagen. 210 00:17:32,963 --> 00:17:37,400 And you have offered to take on the task of setting up a local network. 211 00:17:37,603 --> 00:17:42,757 The thing is, this is a very sensitive issue ... 212 00:17:42,963 --> 00:17:48,276 Hey! What's going on here? - Won't you share your objections? 213 00:17:48,483 --> 00:17:50,792 What's bloody Brussels done now? 214 00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:53,119 We're going to build a mosque. - All right. 215 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:58,397 Would you like to join our mosque discussion group? 216 00:17:58,603 --> 00:18:01,754 I won't say no. - Should we go and have a look? 217 00:18:02,243 --> 00:18:06,441 Tony from the Liberal Press is due in 30 minutes to take pictures. 218 00:18:06,643 --> 00:18:09,680 Good press relations are as vital as hell ... 219 00:18:12,243 --> 00:18:16,031 Remember the reception at Ellen and Anne's tomorrow. 220 00:18:16,243 --> 00:18:19,360 I'm flying Frankfurt-Madrid tomorrow. 221 00:18:23,163 --> 00:18:27,679 So you only get home on Sunday? - Yes. Are you coming to bed? 222 00:18:36,563 --> 00:18:40,272 I might send Oskar over to mum's for the weekend. 223 00:18:40,483 --> 00:18:42,121 I need to work. 224 00:18:42,443 --> 00:18:44,195 Won't you come to bed? 225 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,675 Tom ... 226 00:18:49,203 --> 00:18:52,434 Listen, you're going to have to talk to Anja. 227 00:18:53,123 --> 00:18:57,833 Seriously, you have to ... You have to talk to her. 228 00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:01,551 For Oskar's sake. 229 00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:06,681 What time's the reception? - Just come when you like. 230 00:19:06,883 --> 00:19:08,999 What about Caroline? 231 00:19:09,203 --> 00:19:11,842 What about her? - Is she coming? 232 00:19:12,203 --> 00:19:15,559 I don't know. How the fuck should I know? 233 00:19:18,163 --> 00:19:20,916 Brilliant! Thanks! 234 00:19:21,963 --> 00:19:25,512 You look fabulous, darling! - Thanks. So do you. 235 00:19:29,243 --> 00:19:31,199 Who else is coming? - Everyone. 236 00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:35,078 Dip-Inge showed up at half two. - We were thrilled to bits. 237 00:19:35,283 --> 00:19:37,513 You should really go up to the bar. The whole gang's there. 238 00:19:37,723 --> 00:19:43,753 It'd be so typical of Sailor to give me a gift voucher for Chrissy. 239 00:19:43,963 --> 00:19:48,036 Hi, gorgeous! You look fabulous! - Congratulations. 240 00:19:48,243 --> 00:19:49,961 Everyone's over there. 241 00:19:50,163 --> 00:19:54,873 But he wants to take me skiing in January. Skiing! Me! 242 00:19:56,723 --> 00:19:59,157 There's what's-her-name. - Hi ... 243 00:20:00,003 --> 00:20:01,675 Wow! Hi! 244 00:20:02,923 --> 00:20:05,642 Can I get anyone a drink? - Yes, a G& ... 245 00:20:11,163 --> 00:20:14,792 Hi, Jacob! - A pint, please. 246 00:20:15,003 --> 00:20:18,200 Where's my little brother the pilot? - Out flying. 247 00:20:18,403 --> 00:20:21,236 Is he working? I must have the wrong number. 248 00:20:21,443 --> 00:20:24,401 He says hello. He won't be home till Sunday. 249 00:20:28,003 --> 00:20:31,678 Oh, that's all right. - Was I supposed to get you one? 250 00:20:31,883 --> 00:20:35,319 Never mind. I'm trying to cut down. 251 00:20:35,523 --> 00:20:37,115 All right. 252 00:20:38,643 --> 00:20:40,156 So you're home alone until Sunday? 253 00:20:40,363 --> 00:20:44,595 How about I drop round for tea and a bit of muff? 254 00:20:45,123 --> 00:20:48,832 A bit of muff? That sounds exciting! What's that? 255 00:20:50,963 --> 00:20:52,681 Shall we dance? - Yes!!! 256 00:21:00,923 --> 00:21:03,835 It certainly is getting cold, isn't it? 257 00:21:09,963 --> 00:21:11,635 Anyway, we should be ... 258 00:21:12,323 --> 00:21:15,520 Are you leaving? - Some of us have to work. 259 00:21:15,723 --> 00:21:18,157 W-O-R-K spells job ... ouch! 260 00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:22,120 I have a job too, you know! - Yes, you do. 261 00:21:23,403 --> 00:21:24,961 See you, boys. 262 00:21:34,243 --> 00:21:37,235 Aren't you coming? - In a sec. 263 00:21:34,403 --> 00:21:37,395 Aren't you coming? - In a sec. 264 00:21:39,843 --> 00:21:43,392 Nice rack, that new girl. I wouldn't mind doing her. 265 00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:45,400 She's zero years old ... 266 00:21:45,603 --> 00:21:48,640 How about finding someone your own age? 267 00:21:48,923 --> 00:21:51,881 Just to see what it's like? - Great rack, eh? 268 00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:55,439 Actually, I pulled the bartender at that dyke do. 269 00:21:55,643 --> 00:21:59,431 Went over to her place, and it really smelled cookery-like. 270 00:21:59,643 --> 00:22:01,759 She'd baked nut pie. - So? 271 00:22:01,963 --> 00:22:04,875 Turns out she's a vegetarian. Who wants to fuck a vegetarian? 272 00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:08,075 They won�t suck cock. I mean, they don't like meat. 273 00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:12,242 Anyway, suddenly we�re in bed, and she's on top. 274 00:22:12,443 --> 00:22:17,756 And to show some initiative, I politely shoved a finger up her bum. 275 00:22:17,963 --> 00:22:19,601 That really got her off. 276 00:22:19,803 --> 00:22:23,955 When I got home and brushed my teeth, I caught a whiff of my finger. 277 00:22:24,163 --> 00:22:26,882 It fucking smelled of nut pie. Want one? 278 00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:29,039 You're sick. - I'm sick? 279 00:22:29,243 --> 00:22:32,997 Your kind of sex was illegal for most of the last century. 280 00:22:33,203 --> 00:22:35,433 Are you coming, or what? - In a sec. 281 00:22:35,643 --> 00:22:39,113 Nice ass in those shoes. - Cheers. 282 00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:44,352 Listen Jacob, I really respect you. 283 00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:47,555 Great. - Hey, seriously. 284 00:22:47,763 --> 00:22:51,119 Honestly, you're a really great ... - Architect. 285 00:22:51,323 --> 00:22:54,520 And I really don't mind that other business ... 286 00:22:54,723 --> 00:22:56,520 Stop it. You're drunk. 287 00:22:56,843 --> 00:23:01,394 Will you lay off, for fuck's sake? I'm not the firm's token poof. 288 00:23:16,643 --> 00:23:18,395 Hl, Caroline speaking. 289 00:23:21,403 --> 00:23:24,475 You moron! 290 00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:33,639 Do you want to come in? I've just had a shower. 291 00:23:33,843 --> 00:23:36,721 I mean, I'll put the kettle on. - No, thanks. 292 00:23:36,923 --> 00:23:40,802 I just wanted to ask about an advent present for Oskar. 293 00:23:42,643 --> 00:23:45,032 But it's already December8. 294 00:23:46,563 --> 00:23:49,157 I meant Christmas present. 295 00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:26,236 Ouch! - Okay. 296 00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:29,675 Jacob? 297 00:24:35,763 --> 00:24:38,675 A huge do might be nice, though. 298 00:24:38,883 --> 00:24:41,351 With Adrian and Palle as bridesmaids. 299 00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:43,201 Yeah, right. 300 00:24:43,403 --> 00:24:45,633 Was it a good office party? 301 00:24:47,323 --> 00:24:49,996 The usual. 302 00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:55,713 Finn got drunk and all touchy-feely. You know. 303 00:24:58,043 --> 00:25:01,115 I think I'll go to bed. I'm knackered. 304 00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:04,994 Will you get that? 305 00:25:05,643 --> 00:25:09,556 Where the fuck did you go? You just disappeared. 306 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:14,755 Did you pull the new girl? 307 00:25:16,843 --> 00:25:21,473 Listen, Mads, I'll call you later. I have to go and puke. 308 00:25:26,883 --> 00:25:28,555 What? 309 00:25:29,003 --> 00:25:32,200 "Did you pull the new girl!" 310 00:25:33,123 --> 00:25:37,002 I'll just lie down. - Want me to tuck you in? 311 00:25:37,683 --> 00:25:40,151 So, you want more cock? - Yes. 312 00:25:40,363 --> 00:25:42,923 What do we say? - Yes, please. 313 00:26:24,563 --> 00:26:26,235 Hey, Tom! 314 00:26:26,923 --> 00:26:29,437 My dear brother. 315 00:26:34,163 --> 00:26:35,835 Merry Christmas. 316 00:26:36,923 --> 00:26:40,040 Are you working between Christmas and New Year? 317 00:26:40,243 --> 00:26:43,041 What? Abandon Baby Oskar and the Virgin Caroline? 318 00:26:43,243 --> 00:26:45,803 Air traffic doesn't stop for Christmas. 319 00:26:46,003 --> 00:26:48,437 I'm down for a triple on 30 December. 320 00:26:48,643 --> 00:26:52,113 What's a triple? - Helsinki, London, Bergen. 321 00:26:52,323 --> 00:26:55,360 So you won't be home for New Year's Eve? 322 00:26:55,563 --> 00:26:59,397 Promise you'll look after her. We don't want any accidents. 323 00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:13,755 Caroline speaking. - Hi, it's Jacob. 324 00:27:13,963 --> 00:27:17,922 I was just wondering about Oskar's Christmas present. 325 00:27:18,123 --> 00:27:22,355 It's alreadyDecember22. - Does he want anything? 326 00:27:22,563 --> 00:27:24,440 Or do you? 327 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:27,396 What do you want? 328 00:27:28,083 --> 00:27:29,801 You. 329 00:27:31,683 --> 00:27:33,321 Yes. 330 00:27:39,923 --> 00:27:41,481 Darling? 331 00:27:41,963 --> 00:27:43,635 Darling? - Yes? 332 00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:47,000 I can't make the trip to your parents' tonight. 333 00:27:47,203 --> 00:27:51,116 They phoned from work. About the structural engineering. 334 00:27:51,323 --> 00:27:53,518 I won't bore you with the details. 335 00:27:53,723 --> 00:27:57,602 It's the entrance. They've scheduled a meeting for tonight. 336 00:27:57,803 --> 00:28:02,433 No, tomorrow, but I'll have to prepare it tonight. I'm really sorry. 337 00:28:02,643 --> 00:28:04,201 Great. 338 00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:16,992 Couldn't they have left the mosque in Christmas peace? 339 00:28:17,203 --> 00:28:19,398 Nobody needs mosques at Christmas. 340 00:28:19,603 --> 00:28:21,161 Or maybe they do? 341 00:28:30,723 --> 00:28:32,953 I'll see you on Christmas Eve. 342 00:28:38,363 --> 00:28:39,955 'Bye, sweetheart. 343 00:28:45,283 --> 00:28:46,762 All right, girls? 344 00:28:49,323 --> 00:28:50,915 Yes. 345 00:28:55,003 --> 00:28:56,595 Darling? 346 00:28:57,603 --> 00:29:01,881 I forgot. It's my study group's Christmas get-together tonight. 347 00:29:02,083 --> 00:29:06,520 We all have to take a little prezzie. - But I'm on stand-by! 348 00:29:07,883 --> 00:29:12,161 The airline could phone any time. I can't leave Oskar at home alone. 349 00:29:12,363 --> 00:29:14,797 Well, give Inge a ring, or my mother. 350 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,800 I won't be gone long. 351 00:29:17,403 --> 00:29:20,395 Why the heck won't you take some initiative? 352 00:29:20,603 --> 00:29:23,117 He's your son! 353 00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:25,676 Sorry. 354 00:29:28,443 --> 00:29:29,956 'Bye. 355 00:29:31,443 --> 00:29:33,001 'Bye. 356 00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:02,437 I know, I know, I know! 357 00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:06,363 Hi. Come in. 358 00:30:29,283 --> 00:30:31,638 Bust. 359 00:30:34,683 --> 00:30:36,196 Right. 360 00:30:36,803 --> 00:30:38,361 Clubs. 361 00:30:38,723 --> 00:30:43,717 Clubs ... I thought you preferred chains. 362 00:30:46,763 --> 00:30:50,836 Chains! - Honestly ... Chains! 363 00:30:51,883 --> 00:30:53,441 1-0. 364 00:30:57,563 --> 00:30:59,235 Did you come? 365 00:31:03,443 --> 00:31:05,115 Almost. - Right. 366 00:31:13,243 --> 00:31:15,882 Well, we'll just have to do it again. 367 00:31:17,123 --> 00:31:20,957 But sir! We really can't have that. 368 00:31:48,603 --> 00:31:51,675 Hi, love, I was just going to call you. 369 00:31:51,883 --> 00:31:53,475 All set for tomorrow? - They cancelled. 370 00:31:53,683 --> 00:31:56,277 Typical! So I'll be over in the morning. 371 00:31:56,483 --> 00:32:01,034 You can get a lift from Tom and Caroline in the afternoon. 372 00:32:02,923 --> 00:32:05,721 I'm really sorry I was so grumpy. 373 00:32:06,283 --> 00:32:09,673 Darling? Jacob? 374 00:32:52,203 --> 00:32:55,275 Have you been a good boy? - Sure. 375 00:32:56,763 --> 00:32:59,516 Wanna see what Santa put in your stocking? 376 00:32:59,723 --> 00:33:02,874 You're so bloody childish! - Childish? 377 00:33:04,643 --> 00:33:07,680 Come on. - Cut it out! 378 00:33:08,003 --> 00:33:12,713 Come on, you fucking faggot. - What did you call me? 379 00:33:51,643 --> 00:33:54,157 Cheers. 380 00:34:08,763 --> 00:34:11,152 God, what a boring jumper. 381 00:34:12,123 --> 00:34:16,321 If only it had been really ugly. Or at least home-made. 382 00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:18,913 But it isn't. It's just green. 383 00:34:19,123 --> 00:34:24,402 If it just had a neat little touch, a stripe, or a stain ... 384 00:34:24,603 --> 00:34:26,241 Or a price tag. 385 00:34:28,283 --> 00:34:29,841 Are you in love with her? 386 00:34:42,963 --> 00:34:44,521 I don't know. 387 00:34:49,203 --> 00:34:50,716 J�rgen ... 388 00:34:51,443 --> 00:34:53,001 Listen ... 389 00:36:05,843 --> 00:36:09,279 That's one of the reasons you've been transferred here. 390 00:36:09,483 --> 00:36:13,874 We have the necessary in-house capacity and expertise. 391 00:36:16,243 --> 00:36:19,519 And we're doing our absolute best ... 392 00:36:20,963 --> 00:36:22,715 ... J�rgen. 393 00:36:22,923 --> 00:36:28,555 But I'm afraid there's a risk - 394 00:36:28,763 --> 00:36:32,312 - of severe visual impairment to your right eye. 395 00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:35,754 Left. - Well, your left. 396 00:36:35,963 --> 00:36:37,476 And ... 397 00:36:37,683 --> 00:36:42,234 Excuse me. If our tests show that the damage - 398 00:36:42,443 --> 00:36:47,437 - to the nervus opticus is so extensive as to necessitate ... 399 00:36:50,763 --> 00:36:54,551 ... the surgical excision of the eye, - 400 00:36:54,763 --> 00:36:58,642 - you will of course be supplied with a prosthesis. 401 00:37:00,603 --> 00:37:02,321 'Bye-bye eye. 402 00:37:05,563 --> 00:37:07,315 Goody, goody. 403 00:37:08,563 --> 00:37:10,201 Right ... 404 00:37:27,003 --> 00:37:29,722 You're not doing too well, are you? 405 00:37:31,043 --> 00:37:34,001 It was my fault. - Of course it wasn't! 406 00:37:34,883 --> 00:37:39,115 He was drunk. It was pure luck he didn't run over anyone ... 407 00:37:39,323 --> 00:37:41,712 I slept with Caroline. - What? 408 00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:48,315 I told him ... Well, he asked. - You slept with Caroline? 409 00:37:48,563 --> 00:37:51,600 I mean, Caroline? 410 00:37:52,003 --> 00:37:55,279 You slept with her? When? 411 00:37:57,523 --> 00:37:59,036 Once. 412 00:38:04,403 --> 00:38:07,076 And then you went and told J�rgen? 413 00:38:07,483 --> 00:38:11,681 That was bloody stupid, wasn't it? What did you do that for? 414 00:38:14,163 --> 00:38:16,518 Seriously, what's wrong with you? 415 00:38:21,603 --> 00:38:24,640 Keep your pecker up, OK? - I'm fine. 416 00:38:24,843 --> 00:38:27,232 I'll never be a pilot, that's all. 417 00:38:27,523 --> 00:38:29,195 Oskar says hello. 418 00:38:30,203 --> 00:38:34,401 I have to go. I've got to be at the airport in half an hour. 419 00:38:35,283 --> 00:38:39,834 Do you need anything? - No ... Yes, Toblerone chocolate. 420 00:38:40,043 --> 00:38:41,874 And an eye. 421 00:38:52,643 --> 00:38:54,235 'Bye, love. 422 00:38:58,803 --> 00:39:00,953 What happened? 423 00:39:03,163 --> 00:39:06,155 Well, I'm going to lose an eye. 424 00:39:06,363 --> 00:39:11,232 On the other hand I wasn't really using it for anything. 425 00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:14,401 J�rgen ... - Caroline. 426 00:39:17,163 --> 00:39:18,881 You should leave. 427 00:39:20,363 --> 00:39:22,160 I need some shut-eye. 428 00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:26,555 Right. 429 00:39:27,883 --> 00:39:29,362 See you. 430 00:39:39,603 --> 00:39:43,676 What happened? - I don't know. It's a real fuck-up. 431 00:39:43,883 --> 00:39:47,922 I mean J�rgen. Why was he out in the middle of the night? 432 00:39:48,123 --> 00:39:49,761 Poor J�rgen. 433 00:39:54,603 --> 00:39:57,163 You didn't tell him, did you? 434 00:39:58,043 --> 00:39:59,601 Did you, Jacob? 435 00:40:00,603 --> 00:40:04,835 That wasn't why he went off ...? - I didn't tell him. He asked me. 436 00:40:05,043 --> 00:40:07,876 You didn't tell him, did you? - No, I didn't. 437 00:40:08,083 --> 00:40:10,722 You didn't bloody tell him, did you? 438 00:40:11,043 --> 00:40:12,715 He guessed, Caroline. 439 00:40:15,843 --> 00:40:20,200 That's the first part of the trilogy. You needn't bother with the others. 440 00:40:20,403 --> 00:40:22,280 Do I need to read this one? 441 00:40:22,483 --> 00:40:25,839 Are you covered for painkillers? 442 00:40:27,163 --> 00:40:30,360 I've brought you a funny hat for New Year's Eve. 443 00:40:32,483 --> 00:40:38,479 Right, I'll be off. I have to go entertain up in the children's ward. 444 00:40:41,163 --> 00:40:45,441 Tell me if there's anything I can do. - We will. 445 00:40:46,243 --> 00:40:48,632 There's more stuff in the bag. 446 00:40:49,163 --> 00:40:51,040 Happy New Year. 447 00:40:51,243 --> 00:40:52,801 Bombarec. 448 00:40:53,003 --> 00:40:55,836 If it's going to be a happy one. - Champagne? 449 00:40:56,043 --> 00:40:58,398 No thanks, I'm not thirsty. 450 00:41:06,963 --> 00:41:10,512 How's the mosque coming along? - Fuck the mosque. 451 00:41:17,563 --> 00:41:21,920 J�rgen, I'm sorry ... - There, there. 452 00:41:28,563 --> 00:41:31,760 Please say something. 453 00:41:33,043 --> 00:41:37,161 I guess I'll lose my driving license. But I wasn't really using it. 454 00:41:37,363 --> 00:41:38,921 Please. 455 00:41:39,123 --> 00:41:42,513 Go home and get some rest, Jacob. You look knackered. 456 00:41:42,723 --> 00:41:46,079 I want to stay. - I'm knackered. Go home. 457 00:41:53,923 --> 00:41:55,595 Happy New Year. 458 00:42:55,443 --> 00:42:58,037 See you. 459 00:43:14,243 --> 00:43:15,961 Mummy! 460 00:43:17,123 --> 00:43:18,761 Oskar! 461 00:43:21,043 --> 00:43:23,238 Did dad come home last night? 462 00:43:24,563 --> 00:43:26,758 No. It must have been a dream. 463 00:43:26,963 --> 00:43:29,636 Maybe it was Santa. 464 00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:40,442 Don't be sad. Are you sad? 465 00:43:47,123 --> 00:43:50,638 You're being noisy. - What? 466 00:43:50,843 --> 00:43:54,199 You're being noisy. - Oh. 467 00:43:57,883 --> 00:44:02,479 Shouldn't you try and get away? - I can't. J�rgen's due home. 468 00:44:02,683 --> 00:44:04,913 You wouldn't have to go far. 469 00:44:35,123 --> 00:44:36,795 Don't worry. 470 00:44:37,603 --> 00:44:40,436 Tom's in Madrid. - I know. 471 00:45:52,323 --> 00:45:54,917 Thanks. 472 00:45:57,083 --> 00:46:00,678 Why do they put shrimp salad on hot dogs? 473 00:46:05,643 --> 00:46:08,111 Thanks. 474 00:46:22,843 --> 00:46:25,596 What are you thinking? 475 00:46:33,803 --> 00:46:35,634 That's pretty. 476 00:46:37,523 --> 00:46:39,115 Thanks. 477 00:46:43,243 --> 00:46:46,918 Could you hold on to this for a sec? - Sure. 478 00:46:47,123 --> 00:46:50,559 I need to pee. In the Ladies'. 479 00:47:06,603 --> 00:47:08,355 Jacob! 480 00:47:17,643 --> 00:47:20,794 Doing a bit of Swedish bargain hunting? 481 00:47:21,003 --> 00:47:27,238 No! I know! You've come over to buy J�rgen that Armani suit! 482 00:47:27,443 --> 00:47:29,035 I told you, Palle! 483 00:47:29,243 --> 00:47:32,997 It's wonderful the way you�re trying to cheer J�rgen up. 484 00:47:33,203 --> 00:47:36,912 I still remember when Adrian had his tonsils out. That was tough. 485 00:47:37,123 --> 00:47:39,557 You were fantastic. Yes, you were. 486 00:47:39,763 --> 00:47:43,642 You were a rock ... - Oh, such flattery! 487 00:47:43,843 --> 00:47:49,361 You know, a tin like that would normally cost you ... 488 00:47:52,523 --> 00:47:55,913 What are you doing here? Coming back from Lund? 489 00:47:56,123 --> 00:48:00,321 Yes, they have some courses I can't do in Copenhagen ... 490 00:48:01,763 --> 00:48:04,960 I was here the whole time, and I didn't even see you. 491 00:48:05,163 --> 00:48:08,075 I didn't even see her come out of the Ladies'. 492 00:48:08,283 --> 00:48:10,797 And Palle and Adrian are in Sweden too! 493 00:48:11,003 --> 00:48:13,437 What time did you say the shops close? 494 00:48:13,643 --> 00:48:15,793 Amazing! See you back home! 495 00:48:23,043 --> 00:48:25,238 Right, we'd better ... - Yeah. 496 00:48:31,803 --> 00:48:35,512 The Brideshead Caf�, Frederik speaking. 497 00:48:50,443 --> 00:48:53,879 You just walked off. You left me standing there. 498 00:48:54,243 --> 00:48:55,881 Oh, not really. 499 00:49:03,323 --> 00:49:07,953 Where's my hot dog? - I had to eat it, didn't I? 500 00:49:10,843 --> 00:49:13,915 Sorry, but where were you I'm sure they don't suspect anything. 501 00:49:19,163 --> 00:49:23,156 I'm telling you, if you did that! With your sister-in-law! 502 00:49:19,443 --> 00:49:23,436 I'm telling you, if you did that! With your sister-in-law! 503 00:49:23,643 --> 00:49:27,158 A girl! I would kick you out on the spot. 504 00:49:40,203 --> 00:49:43,559 It's no good. Is it? 505 00:49:45,243 --> 00:49:47,120 Shouldn't I just go home? 506 00:49:48,843 --> 00:49:50,401 Yes. 507 00:49:51,403 --> 00:49:54,395 I have to pick up J�rgen tomorrow afternoon. 508 00:49:56,523 --> 00:49:59,321 Then I suppose I had better go now. 509 00:50:00,563 --> 00:50:02,121 Goodbye. 510 00:50:13,523 --> 00:50:15,434 Perhaps you'd better stay? 511 00:50:24,763 --> 00:50:27,641 Jacob and Caroline. Adrian told me. 512 00:50:27,923 --> 00:50:31,074 He said he ran into them in Malm�, and they looked really guilty. 513 00:50:31,283 --> 00:50:32,955 Fuck him, fucking poof! 514 00:50:36,243 --> 00:50:37,801 Have you heard? 515 00:50:38,003 --> 00:50:42,235 They were such a great couple. The only happy couple on the scene. 516 00:50:42,443 --> 00:50:45,640 Oh, please! - Why did she have to barge in? 517 00:50:45,843 --> 00:50:47,401 You're no better. 518 00:50:47,603 --> 00:50:51,357 Sailor and I haven't been cottaging for yonks. 519 00:50:52,363 --> 00:50:55,833 Do you think he screws her? Do you think he licks her ... 520 00:50:56,163 --> 00:50:57,721 I should think so. 521 00:50:57,923 --> 00:51:01,552 What's the difference between drinking warm lager and eating pussy? 522 00:51:01,763 --> 00:51:02,878 Don't ask me! 523 00:51:03,083 --> 00:51:05,438 Lager always tastes of piss. 524 00:51:07,283 --> 00:51:09,922 I'm really in a tither. 525 00:51:12,643 --> 00:51:14,156 What about J�rgen? 526 00:51:14,563 --> 00:51:19,683 He must be completely ... Gosh, this looks like Sailor's ... 527 00:51:21,963 --> 00:51:25,922 Do you want a beer? - I'd rather have a tequila slammer. 528 00:51:47,603 --> 00:51:48,718 Who is it? 529 00:51:48,923 --> 00:51:54,122 You needn't come down, I've a big strong ambulance driver to help me. 530 00:51:54,323 --> 00:51:57,395 I'll open the door. 531 00:52:40,883 --> 00:52:42,555 I'm homo! 532 00:52:48,643 --> 00:52:52,352 This is Frank. He's our national pentathlon champion. 533 00:52:53,203 --> 00:52:57,116 Would you like a cup of coffee? - Could I have some juice? 534 00:52:57,323 --> 00:52:58,961 Get well soon. 535 00:53:04,163 --> 00:53:07,519 Wasn't I supposed to pick you up at four? 536 00:53:07,723 --> 00:53:10,362 I made a speedy recovery. 537 00:53:11,443 --> 00:53:13,638 The place looks really nice. 538 00:53:33,483 --> 00:53:35,360 Oh, God ... 539 00:53:36,563 --> 00:53:38,838 How many times did you meet? 540 00:53:39,403 --> 00:53:41,871 Not that many. - Pardon? 541 00:53:42,083 --> 00:53:43,641 Not that many. 542 00:53:43,843 --> 00:53:47,552 Not that many? That's more than once, right? 543 00:53:48,563 --> 00:53:50,155 How many times? 544 00:53:51,483 --> 00:53:54,919 How many times? - It's not like that. Not like us. 545 00:53:55,283 --> 00:53:57,035 Not like us? 546 00:53:59,803 --> 00:54:02,033 Has she been sleeping here? 547 00:54:04,083 --> 00:54:05,596 Just once. 548 00:54:09,723 --> 00:54:11,839 J�rgen please! 549 00:54:12,043 --> 00:54:13,761 Calm down! 550 00:54:13,963 --> 00:54:17,842 I won't see her again! I won't see her again, all right? 551 00:54:18,563 --> 00:54:20,201 I won't see her again. 552 00:54:21,683 --> 00:54:23,241 I won't see her again. 553 00:54:27,803 --> 00:54:31,955 "Dear Dorothy, I'm a man in his thirties, - 554 00:54:32,163 --> 00:54:35,951 - who has spent the past months chained to a hospital bed. 555 00:54:36,163 --> 00:54:38,518 When I'm discharged I discover- 556 00:54:38,723 --> 00:54:43,399 - that my partner has been sleeping with ... pardon my French, a woman. 557 00:54:43,603 --> 00:54:46,834 Have I been living a lie? 558 00:54:47,323 --> 00:54:51,396 Should I get a sex change? And can I get one on the NHS? 559 00:54:51,603 --> 00:54:56,393 Why won�t you be serious for once? I'm sorry. 560 00:54:58,883 --> 00:55:00,396 What can I say? 561 00:55:02,483 --> 00:55:04,075 I love you. 562 00:55:06,963 --> 00:55:11,036 I do. I love you. 563 00:55:12,803 --> 00:55:14,919 I've really been missing you. 564 00:55:25,123 --> 00:55:26,522 Aren't they gorgeous? 565 00:55:25,523 --> 00:55:26,922 Aren't they gorgeous? 566 00:55:33,323 --> 00:55:36,793 Near miss. - I can't judge distances anymore. 567 00:55:37,003 --> 00:55:38,834 I can't wait for my glass eye. 568 00:55:39,043 --> 00:55:41,682 I can't see a thing through this patch. 569 00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:50,802 Oh, Frederik. - I'm sorry. 570 00:56:00,123 --> 00:56:01,954 Hi, love. 571 00:56:02,163 --> 00:56:05,473 Did you have to work late again? - Yes. 572 00:56:05,683 --> 00:56:07,196 I'll bet. 573 00:56:14,123 --> 00:56:16,398 Aren't you staying for dinner? - No. 574 00:56:16,603 --> 00:56:20,357 Sailor is taking me to a Kiri Te Kanawa concert. 575 00:56:22,803 --> 00:56:27,399 Take care. - You take care of him, or else! 576 00:56:27,603 --> 00:56:29,195 'Bye. 577 00:56:31,803 --> 00:56:34,237 Listen, shouldn't we get some help? 578 00:56:35,563 --> 00:56:38,680 A psychologist or a therapissed ... - You mean a therapist? 579 00:56:38,883 --> 00:56:41,841 Well, let's start with a therapissed. 580 00:56:48,563 --> 00:56:50,121 What do you say? 581 00:56:52,283 --> 00:56:57,198 A marriage counselor? Fine. But I refuse to play Ophelia. 582 00:56:57,403 --> 00:57:00,918 Try and find the core of your relationship. 583 00:57:01,123 --> 00:57:03,842 Do things together. 584 00:57:04,043 --> 00:57:07,638 Like washing up together. - We have a dishwasher. 585 00:57:07,843 --> 00:57:12,394 Fine. But really dirty dishes ... Do you know what I mean? 586 00:57:12,603 --> 00:57:14,161 Yes. - No. 587 00:57:14,363 --> 00:57:19,756 Or folding laundry. A tablecloth or a sheet. 588 00:57:23,283 --> 00:57:25,319 A sheet. - It's a metaphor. 589 00:57:25,523 --> 00:57:27,115 Get up. 590 00:57:30,243 --> 00:57:31,995 Here's a sheet. 591 00:57:33,443 --> 00:57:35,001 Fold it. 592 00:57:53,723 --> 00:57:57,511 You see, you really have to be sensitive to the other person. 593 00:58:01,483 --> 00:58:04,043 Good. We'll work on that next time. 594 00:58:10,563 --> 00:58:13,441 How did that feel? Try and put it into words. 595 00:58:14,283 --> 00:58:17,673 Well, at first I thought it was really hard. 596 00:58:18,243 --> 00:58:22,156 Perhaps we should go out to dinner. - Ask J�rgen. 597 00:58:22,803 --> 00:58:25,192 Do you want to go out to dinner? 598 00:58:26,083 --> 00:58:27,596 I'm not hungry. 599 00:58:27,803 --> 00:58:34,242 Right, that's it for today. Remember: it's all right to cuddle. 600 00:58:34,443 --> 00:58:36,911 But no sex. - I hope that's OK by you. 601 00:58:37,123 --> 00:58:38,681 Absolutely. 602 00:58:46,003 --> 00:58:47,561 No thanks. 603 00:58:49,923 --> 00:58:52,039 Delicious, eh? - Cruelty to animals ... 604 00:58:52,243 --> 00:58:53,153 No way. 605 00:58:55,043 --> 00:58:59,594 Actually I read that when the peasant rings his little bell, - 606 00:58:59,803 --> 00:59:02,522 - all the geese come running to be fed. 607 00:59:02,723 --> 00:59:05,283 They wouldn�t if it hurt, would they? 608 00:59:05,483 --> 00:59:07,394 I know the feeling. - What? 609 00:59:07,843 --> 00:59:09,435 Nothing. 610 00:59:13,203 --> 00:59:16,513 Shall we go to the cinema? - I have to get up early. 611 00:59:16,723 --> 00:59:19,795 Shall we go for a walk? Walk home? - In the rain? 612 00:59:25,683 --> 00:59:27,241 Yes. 613 00:59:42,563 --> 00:59:47,114 I could take a couple of days off. We could go to Paris. 614 00:59:48,043 --> 00:59:52,036 If you like. And we don't have to eat foie gras. 615 00:59:56,843 --> 00:59:59,880 We really must be going. - Hi, darling ... 616 01:00:06,443 --> 01:00:09,799 You're late. How was the meeting? - All right. 617 01:00:11,043 --> 01:00:14,194 Where have you been? - Nowhere. Just ... 618 01:00:14,403 --> 01:00:16,837 On his building site. They're so busy. 619 01:00:17,123 --> 01:00:20,320 It's wonderful to see you. - Hi, Mum. 620 01:00:20,523 --> 01:00:23,799 Dad and I just stopped by on our way to the theatre. 621 01:00:24,003 --> 01:00:25,880 We brought you a little something. 622 01:00:26,083 --> 01:00:29,758 Nothing fancy, we just thought ... 623 01:00:29,963 --> 01:00:32,796 Thanks. 624 01:00:33,003 --> 01:00:35,563 We'll be off, then. 625 01:00:35,763 --> 01:00:40,075 Off to the gas station. - The Gas Plant Theatre. 626 01:00:40,283 --> 01:00:45,152 To see that blonde who's in The Celebration. 627 01:00:45,363 --> 01:00:48,673 Right, we'll be off, then. So good to see you, darling. 628 01:00:48,883 --> 01:00:50,794 'Bye. - 'Bye, Dad. 629 01:00:52,763 --> 01:00:54,321 'Bye-bye. 630 01:00:58,883 --> 01:01:01,556 Christ, what a day. 631 01:01:02,683 --> 01:01:05,800 Thank God we're going away tomorrow. 632 01:01:07,643 --> 01:01:10,715 You smell of metal. 633 01:01:39,963 --> 01:01:43,114 God, you're gorgeous. Isn't she gorgeous? 634 01:01:43,323 --> 01:01:45,996 Definitely. - Thanks. 635 01:01:51,243 --> 01:01:53,234 I'm just going to take a pee. 636 01:02:10,523 --> 01:02:12,161 J�rgen? 637 01:02:23,683 --> 01:02:25,275 Won't you come out? 638 01:02:26,163 --> 01:02:27,676 No. 639 01:02:28,483 --> 01:02:31,043 We have to go in a minute. 640 01:02:32,403 --> 01:02:34,553 I don't want to. 641 01:02:35,643 --> 01:02:38,111 What don't you want? 642 01:02:39,763 --> 01:02:41,754 I don't want anything. 643 01:03:09,443 --> 01:03:12,515 At some point you're going to have to do things by yourself. 644 01:03:10,403 --> 01:03:13,475 At some point you're going to have to do things by yourself. 645 01:03:14,443 --> 01:03:16,001 I'm sorry. 646 01:03:19,123 --> 01:03:23,753 Are you ... you know, gay? 647 01:03:26,123 --> 01:03:28,637 Yes, I am. 648 01:03:29,803 --> 01:03:33,796 It's just because I, you know, like, I think I might be too. 649 01:03:34,163 --> 01:03:35,437 I see. - I was wondering ... 650 01:03:35,643 --> 01:03:39,079 Maybe you could get me some, you know, like, brochures? 651 01:03:39,283 --> 01:03:41,558 Yes, of course. 652 01:03:42,363 --> 01:03:44,240 Cheers. 653 01:03:48,683 --> 01:03:51,641 How about a stint on a school ship? - A school ship? Yes ... 654 01:03:53,323 --> 01:03:56,520 How about suicide? 655 01:04:00,523 --> 01:04:03,356 It's just not on, is it? 656 01:04:03,563 --> 01:04:08,353 I don't think I can do this ... - No, I know. 657 01:04:10,763 --> 01:04:12,719 I'm pregnant. 658 01:04:14,803 --> 01:04:17,271 I haven't told Tom yet. 659 01:04:18,483 --> 01:04:20,155 I could get an ... 660 01:04:22,563 --> 01:04:26,272 I mean, if you don't want to. I don't even know what I want. 661 01:04:26,483 --> 01:04:28,997 I don't know what to do. I'm sorry. 662 01:04:29,203 --> 01:04:31,558 Are you pregnant? 663 01:04:31,763 --> 01:04:33,515 But that's wonderful. 664 01:04:33,843 --> 01:04:36,403 Of course you're going to have that baby. We are. 665 01:04:44,243 --> 01:04:45,756 Hi. 666 01:04:46,283 --> 01:04:48,239 Hi, love. - J�rgen ... 667 01:04:48,443 --> 01:04:51,674 No, wait. There's something I want to say. 668 01:04:52,043 --> 01:04:54,238 I've been practicing all day. 669 01:04:58,883 --> 01:05:02,432 I'm sorry it's taken me so long. 670 01:05:02,643 --> 01:05:06,033 I'm just a country lad. 671 01:05:06,403 --> 01:05:10,555 And there's something else too. Shouldn't we drop counseling? 672 01:05:10,763 --> 01:05:13,402 We can handle this, we have done before. 673 01:05:18,523 --> 01:05:20,081 There you go. 674 01:05:23,323 --> 01:05:24,881 Hi, darling. 675 01:05:29,363 --> 01:05:32,196 Where's Oskar? - At Andreas' house. 676 01:05:43,963 --> 01:05:45,476 Listen. 677 01:05:45,683 --> 01:05:49,596 I'm really sorry I've been so weird lately. 678 01:05:49,803 --> 01:05:51,873 The thing is, I'm pregnant. 679 01:05:52,963 --> 01:05:54,521 Are you pregnant? 680 01:05:55,723 --> 01:05:58,760 Are we having a baby? Oh, darling ... 681 01:06:00,203 --> 01:06:03,878 I want to have that baby. - You want and want and want! 682 01:06:04,083 --> 01:06:07,678 You know I want to have children. I always have. You know that. 683 01:06:07,883 --> 01:06:11,114 Are you trying to stop me? 'Cos I would never try and stop you. 684 01:06:11,323 --> 01:06:14,440 I love you. I would never do that to you. 685 01:06:17,043 --> 01:06:19,113 I think you should leave now. 686 01:06:19,803 --> 01:06:22,795 God, we're really good at this, aren't we? 687 01:06:33,963 --> 01:06:35,874 Anybody home? 688 01:06:37,563 --> 01:06:39,554 Good party yesterday? 689 01:06:39,763 --> 01:06:43,517 Caroline is ... She's got a bun in the oven. 690 01:06:43,723 --> 01:06:46,317 Caroline is pregnant. 691 01:06:46,523 --> 01:06:48,514 You're going to be an uncle. 692 01:06:48,723 --> 01:06:50,361 Congratulations. 693 01:06:51,883 --> 01:06:54,761 Shouldn't they be put in a vase? 694 01:06:55,963 --> 01:06:58,431 Actually, I brought you something. 695 01:06:59,643 --> 01:07:01,281 There you go. 696 01:07:01,843 --> 01:07:05,597 Smells better than your usual eau-de-poof. 697 01:07:07,763 --> 01:07:11,073 Well, I'd better be getting home to mumsy. 698 01:07:12,843 --> 01:07:15,073 Don't bother getting up. 'Bye. 699 01:07:23,843 --> 01:07:26,516 What's wrong? Was it the aftershave? 700 01:07:26,723 --> 01:07:29,521 Haven't you got it yet, you stupid twat? 701 01:07:30,483 --> 01:07:31,438 What? 702 01:07:31,643 --> 01:07:36,398 Why can't you do anything right? You never could! 703 01:07:37,163 --> 01:07:40,155 What have I done? - Haven't you got it yet? 704 01:07:40,963 --> 01:07:43,352 They're fucking! 705 01:07:44,923 --> 01:07:48,632 Your wife is fucking my husband. Are you blind? 706 01:07:58,883 --> 01:08:01,681 You just have to twist it like this ... 707 01:07:59,003 --> 01:08:01,801 You just have to twist it like this ... 708 01:08:18,523 --> 01:08:22,641 Have you been kicked out? Where are you going to stay? 709 01:08:23,443 --> 01:08:25,957 You can't move in with your parents. 710 01:08:26,163 --> 01:08:29,394 Welcome, Caroline. How wonderful that you two ... 711 01:08:29,603 --> 01:08:32,071 Would you pass the gravy? - Of course. 712 01:08:32,283 --> 01:08:36,037 I'm so glad to be of help. And we have loads of space. 713 01:08:36,243 --> 01:08:39,280 The prodigal son returns. - Isn't it wonderful? 714 01:08:39,483 --> 01:08:41,235 Yes. Cheers. - Cheers, everyone. 715 01:08:41,443 --> 01:08:43,115 Sorry! 716 01:08:48,043 --> 01:08:51,718 Happy Birthday to J�rgen ... 717 01:08:56,203 --> 01:08:59,434 I've always dreamt of having a birthday like this. 718 01:09:01,443 --> 01:09:03,081 I'm sorry. 719 01:09:08,323 --> 01:09:10,598 Happy Birthday. - Forget it. 720 01:09:16,083 --> 01:09:19,871 Yeah, take the bloody thing. After all, your mother made it. 721 01:09:20,083 --> 01:09:22,119 I suppose she's well pleased? 722 01:09:24,163 --> 01:09:28,793 I'm just going to make us a nice cup of tea and sandwiches. 723 01:09:33,283 --> 01:09:34,955 Happy Birthday. 724 01:09:37,723 --> 01:09:39,281 Happy Birthday. 725 01:09:39,483 --> 01:09:43,522 We couldn't abandon you, today of all days. 726 01:09:43,723 --> 01:09:45,236 Cheer up, eh? 727 01:09:46,683 --> 01:09:50,392 Well, well, I thought he found himself a nuclear family. 728 01:09:50,603 --> 01:09:54,437 J�rgen, no! Don't let him! 729 01:09:54,643 --> 01:09:59,319 They've been impossible to lay hands on since they were banned. 730 01:09:59,523 --> 01:10:01,400 This one's worth a fortune! 731 01:10:01,603 --> 01:10:04,356 It was my grandfather's. - Don't let him take everything! 732 01:10:04,563 --> 01:10:06,872 It was his grandfather's. - Still! 733 01:10:11,123 --> 01:10:14,081 There's been a fuck-up with the moving van. 734 01:10:14,283 --> 01:10:18,242 I've been calling all morning but he's not answering. 735 01:10:18,643 --> 01:10:21,077 This is Nynne. - Synne! 736 01:10:21,283 --> 01:10:23,114 Sorry. - That's all right. 737 01:10:23,323 --> 01:10:25,883 Synne by name, sin by nature. 738 01:10:26,203 --> 01:10:29,275 Sandwiches! 739 01:10:29,483 --> 01:10:31,280 Thank God you called. 740 01:10:31,483 --> 01:10:35,556 I was lying on the sofa considering whether to slit my wrists. 741 01:10:35,763 --> 01:10:38,755 Sailor'd said he'd come over though it isn't Tuesday or ... 742 01:10:38,963 --> 01:10:39,918 What do you do? 743 01:10:40,123 --> 01:10:42,159 I've got my A-levels this summer- 744 01:10:42,363 --> 01:10:48,279 - and then I'd like to do something with design or media ... multimedia. 745 01:10:48,483 --> 01:10:50,951 Any good-looking girls in your class? 746 01:10:51,163 --> 01:10:54,200 Well, there's these two girls called Christine ... 747 01:10:54,403 --> 01:10:55,916 And he stood me up! 748 01:10:57,123 --> 01:11:01,639 Oh well, fuck him! Or rather no more fucking him, I'm fed up. 749 01:11:01,843 --> 01:11:04,835 Of course you are. 750 01:11:05,043 --> 01:11:07,841 Aren't you going to tell J�rgen about ... 751 01:11:08,043 --> 01:11:11,160 We've fenced the whole cottage garden. 752 01:11:11,363 --> 01:11:13,319 It cost 22,000! 753 01:11:13,523 --> 01:11:15,479 Why on earth ... 754 01:11:15,683 --> 01:11:17,833 So the cats won't get run over. 755 01:11:18,043 --> 01:11:21,115 22,000? You could have them shot for 1500. 756 01:11:21,323 --> 01:11:23,393 No. That'd cost a grand apiece. 757 01:11:23,603 --> 01:11:26,481 Why do you keep cats anyway? - You wouldn't understand. 758 01:11:26,683 --> 01:11:31,677 Why don't you have them put down? What with Adrian's allergy and all? 759 01:11:31,883 --> 01:11:37,162 You never told me about your allergy. - You never asked. 760 01:11:44,043 --> 01:11:47,080 Will you shut the fuck up! 761 01:11:51,883 --> 01:11:55,432 I bear a deep sorrow. Don't you understand? 762 01:11:59,163 --> 01:12:00,801 My beloved ... 763 01:12:03,083 --> 01:12:06,712 My beloved has left me. Do you understand? 764 01:12:09,843 --> 01:12:12,994 I'm in the middle of a crisis. 765 01:12:14,883 --> 01:12:16,874 Wow, are you gay? 766 01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:19,472 All right, out! - What? 767 01:12:19,683 --> 01:12:23,596 That's enough. Off you go. This way. 768 01:12:23,803 --> 01:12:26,556 'Bye. Out you go. 769 01:12:33,003 --> 01:12:35,836 "Gay!" - Please leave. 770 01:12:37,523 --> 01:12:41,675 You too. Please leave. All of you. - Come on. 771 01:12:44,923 --> 01:12:48,120 We were only trying to help. - Come along, Palle. 772 01:12:48,803 --> 01:12:50,555 See you. 773 01:12:51,843 --> 01:12:53,435 You too, Frederik. 774 01:14:04,363 --> 01:14:07,241 Please go now. 775 01:14:54,363 --> 01:14:56,831 What do you want? - The door was open ... 776 01:14:57,043 --> 01:14:58,715 What do you want? 777 01:14:58,923 --> 01:15:01,118 Well, my parents kicked me out ... 778 01:15:01,323 --> 01:15:03,075 Why? 779 01:15:03,443 --> 01:15:06,241 I said I wanted to sail on that school ship. 780 01:15:06,443 --> 01:15:08,240 That's no reason to kick you out. 781 01:15:08,443 --> 01:15:11,241 Well, I also told them I was, you know, like, gay. 782 01:15:11,443 --> 01:15:13,240 Right. Come in. 783 01:15:14,883 --> 01:15:16,635 You can sleep on the sofa. 784 01:15:17,043 --> 01:15:20,319 Wow, you have, like, really good taste! 785 01:15:21,963 --> 01:15:23,635 This whole area ... 786 01:15:23,843 --> 01:15:25,834 Wait! 787 01:15:26,043 --> 01:15:29,592 First we need to work out who's bringing cake to the next meeting. 788 01:15:29,803 --> 01:15:32,715 I could whip up one of those pound cakes. 789 01:15:32,923 --> 01:15:37,041 Pound of flour, pound of sugar. - Excellent! Go on. 790 01:16:08,123 --> 01:16:11,638 That's ... - I just wanted to drop off the keys. 791 01:16:11,843 --> 01:16:13,356 The green one. 792 01:16:19,043 --> 01:16:21,238 I don't need them, so just ... 793 01:16:22,803 --> 01:16:25,442 Have a nice weekend. - 'Bye. 794 01:16:30,203 --> 01:16:33,878 If you�re going to walk around half naked, do it in your own room. 795 01:16:45,043 --> 01:16:47,876 Do you want feta cheese in ... - That'll do fine. 796 01:16:48,083 --> 01:16:51,439 And don't worry about the sausage, it's organic. 797 01:16:52,003 --> 01:16:55,279 Stop drawing, Hans-Henrik. We're going to eat now. 798 01:16:55,483 --> 01:16:57,758 Would you like to start? - Thanks. 799 01:16:59,763 --> 01:17:01,321 No, thanks! 800 01:17:02,563 --> 01:17:04,235 There he is. 801 01:17:04,483 --> 01:17:05,916 Good evening, son. 802 01:17:06,123 --> 01:17:09,957 Svendsen says hello. You know, from the riding school. 803 01:17:10,363 --> 01:17:12,672 Isn't this nice? - Caroline? 804 01:17:14,403 --> 01:17:18,237 What the hell are you at? You're coming home with me. 805 01:17:18,443 --> 01:17:20,081 Oskar misses you. - You'd better go. 806 01:17:20,283 --> 01:17:23,161 Shut up, you fucking faggot. Fucking poof! 807 01:17:23,363 --> 01:17:25,513 This isn't the time. 808 01:17:25,723 --> 01:17:30,478 You'd better have an abortion so you don't give birth to a poof. 809 01:17:32,803 --> 01:17:35,681 Come with me. 810 01:17:41,723 --> 01:17:44,442 Should I ...? - No, Dad. 811 01:17:51,723 --> 01:17:55,432 Did he hit you? - No, of course not! 812 01:17:55,643 --> 01:17:58,203 I'm sorry. - Isn't there anything we can do? 813 01:17:58,403 --> 01:18:02,316 Look, I'm really, really sorry. 814 01:18:05,883 --> 01:18:07,475 Is it true? - What? 815 01:18:07,683 --> 01:18:11,278 Is Caroline ...? - Yes. 816 01:18:11,483 --> 01:18:14,759 Am I going to be a grandmother? - Yes, Mum. 817 01:18:15,643 --> 01:18:19,158 I think I need something stronger. How about a whisky? 818 01:18:19,363 --> 01:18:20,079 Yes ... 819 01:18:20,283 --> 01:18:24,435 No! I just passed the half-year mark. I'll have some water. 820 01:18:30,483 --> 01:18:33,156 What are you doing? - I have to go. 821 01:18:34,603 --> 01:18:38,039 I mean, what about Oskar? I can't just leave him. 822 01:18:39,203 --> 01:18:40,477 He can move in with us. 823 01:18:40,683 --> 01:18:43,151 Look, I'm needed. - I need you. 824 01:18:43,363 --> 01:18:46,241 No, actually you don't. - Please don't go. Won't you ... 825 01:18:46,443 --> 01:18:48,320 No. - I'll work something out. 826 01:18:48,523 --> 01:18:52,072 We're going to have a baby. - Exactly ... 827 01:18:52,283 --> 01:18:56,196 Oskar can come any time. I'll find us another place to live. 828 01:18:56,403 --> 01:18:58,041 We could get married. 829 01:19:10,763 --> 01:19:13,152 Will you marry me? 830 01:19:16,163 --> 01:19:19,394 This is so exciting! You're getting married! 831 01:19:20,323 --> 01:19:22,120 But I thought he was ... 832 01:19:22,323 --> 01:19:25,633 It's just because ... Not that that's important, - 833 01:19:25,843 --> 01:19:29,631 - but there's all that business about custody. 834 01:19:29,843 --> 01:19:33,153 We would be sending a signal ... 835 01:19:35,363 --> 01:19:38,082 I haven't got a clue what to do. - Hold this. 836 01:19:38,283 --> 01:19:41,912 There's nothing disgusting about it as long as he's being breastfed. 837 01:20:10,643 --> 01:20:12,361 Is Oskar home? - No. 838 01:20:13,923 --> 01:20:15,515 May I come in? - No. 839 01:20:16,203 --> 01:20:19,320 If there's anything I can do ... - Go away, Anja. 840 01:20:19,603 --> 01:20:21,753 I brought you cakes. - Just go, Anja. 841 01:20:21,963 --> 01:20:24,921 Custard pies. You used to love custard pies. 842 01:20:26,963 --> 01:20:29,113 Right, I'll be off. 843 01:20:30,603 --> 01:20:32,833 I'm sorry, but I have to get to work. 844 01:20:33,043 --> 01:20:35,113 You know ... - Air traffic. 845 01:20:36,563 --> 01:20:41,717 Perhaps air traffic isn't the most important thing in the world. 846 01:20:41,923 --> 01:20:45,199 Off you go. - Give us a kiss. 847 01:20:45,403 --> 01:20:47,871 Look, we've been through this a hundred times. 848 01:20:48,083 --> 01:20:50,517 You're banned for two weeks. - Can I call you? 849 01:20:50,723 --> 01:20:54,875 Three weeks. That means until the ... You work it out. 850 01:20:58,363 --> 01:21:03,039 And Our Lord Jesus Christ says: 851 01:21:03,243 --> 01:21:08,397 "A man must leave his father and mother- 852 01:21:08,603 --> 01:21:13,882 - and be bound to his wife ... no, not like that ... 853 01:21:14,083 --> 01:21:16,517 ... and the two will become one flesh." 854 01:21:16,723 --> 01:21:19,556 Thank God, you got to keep the flat. Can you afford it? 855 01:21:19,763 --> 01:21:23,312 I'm renting it out. - At least they didn't get it. 856 01:21:23,523 --> 01:21:25,753 You're better off without him. 857 01:21:27,123 --> 01:21:30,559 Just trying to help. 858 01:21:31,963 --> 01:21:34,761 What about that cab? - I can't get through. 859 01:21:34,963 --> 01:21:38,399 You'll really get to know the city. 860 01:21:38,603 --> 01:21:41,993 Paris is just magnifique in the spring. 861 01:21:42,203 --> 01:21:45,752 Fuck, yes! All the chestnut trees will be in blossom. 862 01:21:45,963 --> 01:21:49,797 I'd love to come and visit. How about the first week in July? 863 01:21:50,003 --> 01:21:54,201 All the cab companies are on strike because of some take-over. 864 01:21:54,403 --> 01:21:56,519 I have to go, or I'll miss my plane. 865 01:21:56,723 --> 01:22:00,682 I could give Per from bowling a ring. He drives a Mazda. 866 01:22:00,883 --> 01:22:03,317 Off you go, Dip-Inge! 867 01:22:06,083 --> 01:22:08,392 Let the wake begin! 868 01:22:08,603 --> 01:22:11,675 And so I ask you, Jacob Stolze, - 869 01:22:11,883 --> 01:22:17,480 - do you take Caroline Baumgarten to be your lawful wedded wife? 870 01:22:24,043 --> 01:22:27,592 And so I ask you, Jacob Stolze, - 871 01:22:27,803 --> 01:22:31,591 - do you take Caroline Baumgarten ... 872 01:22:31,803 --> 01:22:35,239 ... for better or for worse ... 873 01:22:37,723 --> 01:22:40,283 Will you marry me? 874 01:22:43,523 --> 01:22:46,833 Yes, I will marry you. 875 01:22:47,043 --> 01:22:50,353 I'll be with you for better or for worse. 876 01:22:59,163 --> 01:23:00,835 I love you. 877 01:23:02,523 --> 01:23:04,957 I love you too. 878 01:23:06,643 --> 01:23:08,599 We'll work it out. - Yes. 879 01:23:23,083 --> 01:23:25,199 Jacob! 880 01:23:26,723 --> 01:23:28,361 Hurry! 881 01:23:30,323 --> 01:23:33,201 You did it! 882 01:23:33,403 --> 01:23:36,281 You're amazing! I love you! Not in that way. 883 01:23:39,003 --> 01:23:41,517 It's just been MOT'ed. 884 01:23:44,883 --> 01:23:46,362 And you know what? 885 01:23:46,563 --> 01:23:50,272 They make the most delicious cr�me brul�e. 886 01:23:52,803 --> 01:23:55,920 I'm so glad you called, Inge. 887 01:23:56,603 --> 01:23:58,082 Per. - Palle. 888 01:23:58,283 --> 01:24:00,035 Adrian. - Hi. 889 01:24:06,843 --> 01:24:08,674 'Bye. 890 01:24:12,323 --> 01:24:15,713 You can't do more than 250,000 on one of those electric motors. 891 01:24:15,923 --> 01:24:19,472 But a new one costs a fortune, so I just kept the old one. 892 01:24:20,963 --> 01:24:24,512 J�rgen? J�rgen! 893 01:24:26,723 --> 01:24:28,281 Gross! 894 01:24:28,483 --> 01:24:31,475 Where is he? - Oh, he's like ... 895 01:24:31,683 --> 01:24:34,243 He had to, like, you know ... 896 01:24:36,643 --> 01:24:40,272 Speak or I'll fucking kill you! - He went to Paris. 897 01:24:40,483 --> 01:24:42,838 He's off to Paris on the plane. 898 01:24:43,043 --> 01:24:45,762 What? - At three o'clock. 899 01:24:49,323 --> 01:24:52,121 Keep your mouth shut and get some braces. 900 01:24:55,883 --> 01:24:57,999 The airport! Now! 901 01:24:58,203 --> 01:24:59,841 See you. 902 01:25:10,683 --> 01:25:13,151 The airport. - Strike. 903 01:25:13,363 --> 01:25:15,923 Pardon? - Cabs are on strike. 904 01:25:16,123 --> 01:25:19,832 I'll give you five hundred. - Do you think I'm a scab? 905 01:25:20,043 --> 01:25:21,635 Get out. 906 01:25:24,403 --> 01:25:27,475 If it's your horse, it'll come back to you. 907 01:25:28,283 --> 01:25:30,478 What? - If you love each other ... 908 01:25:30,683 --> 01:25:33,277 No! Horse! Miss! 909 01:25:33,883 --> 01:25:36,397 Would you help me out? 910 01:25:36,603 --> 01:25:38,833 The cabs are ... 911 01:25:39,043 --> 01:25:43,514 It's a long story, but the point is I really need a horse. 912 01:25:43,723 --> 01:25:45,953 Pardon? - May I borrow your horse? 913 01:25:46,163 --> 01:25:49,041 Out of the question. 914 01:25:49,243 --> 01:25:50,835 I really need to. 915 01:26:00,323 --> 01:26:03,235 Naughty! Handcuffs turn you on, eh? 916 01:27:13,843 --> 01:27:17,279 Can you stop that plane? Would you call the pilot? 917 01:27:17,483 --> 01:27:19,678 I'm afraid the plane just took off. 918 01:27:19,883 --> 01:27:24,195 Then you have to ... How do you ... What's that button? Sorry. 919 01:27:24,643 --> 01:27:27,316 I'm begging you. 920 01:27:27,523 --> 01:27:31,835 This is a matter of life and death. Of love. 921 01:27:32,403 --> 01:27:35,554 Great love that's been neglected for far too long. 922 01:27:35,763 --> 01:27:37,321 We can't have that. 923 01:27:38,203 --> 01:27:43,675 I have a very insistant young man in a tux with a bride's bouquet ... 924 01:27:43,883 --> 01:27:47,000 I'm sorry to bother you, really sorry, - 925 01:27:47,203 --> 01:27:50,673 - but you'll have to turn your plane around. 926 01:27:50,883 --> 01:27:53,716 You see, there's a man ... 927 01:27:53,923 --> 01:27:58,075 The man I love is on your plane, and he doesn't know I love him. 928 01:27:58,283 --> 01:28:01,195 There've been all these misunderstandings, - 929 01:28:01,403 --> 01:28:04,281 - and I thought I had to do something, but I don't. 930 01:28:04,483 --> 01:28:07,077 Oh, yes, my name is Jacob Stolze. 931 01:28:09,283 --> 01:28:11,433 He hung up. Perhaps he had to go. 932 01:28:11,643 --> 01:28:14,237 Or perhaps the phone broke. 933 01:28:48,203 --> 01:28:50,319 This is your captain speaking. 934 01:28:50,523 --> 01:28:54,232 A minor problem has arisen. We have to land right away. 935 01:28:54,443 --> 01:28:55,956 Don't panic ... 936 01:28:56,163 --> 01:29:00,361 It's just a communication problem. We will keep you informed. 937 01:29:52,243 --> 01:29:55,633 Hi. - Hi. 938 01:29:58,683 --> 01:30:00,321 Come on. 939 01:30:25,883 --> 01:30:28,955 Bloody queers! 940 01:31:05,283 --> 01:31:07,353 Could you give me a lift, sir? 70419

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