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♪ Get your hat
and get your coat, babe ♪
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♪ Leave your worries
on the doorstep ♪
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♪ Just direct your feet ♪
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♪ On the sunny side
of the street ♪
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♪ Don't you hear
that pitter-pat ♪
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♪ And that happy tune
at your doorstep? ♪
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♪ Life can be so sweet ♪
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♪ On the sunny side
of the street... ♪
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Hello-- Bournemouth 2353.
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Yes, Gerald Durrell is my son.
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Gerry?
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Mrs. Durrell!
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You have just caned my son!
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In a just society,
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you would be tied to a tree
and whipped
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for beating
an innocent child!
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He would rather feed the rats
behind the cricket pavilion
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than attend his classes.
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Yes, because he's been bullied
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ever since arriving
at this pitiful school!
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And why do you think
that is, dear?
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Because...
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...he's a bit different.
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That's why children are bullied,
you moron.
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It's easy to see where
his incivility comes from.
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Don't use that language!
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Don't instruct me.
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I am not one of your
witless flunkies.
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No offense.
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I'm sure you would be lovely
if you were allowed to be.
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The purpose of education
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is to draw the best
out of children,
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not to beat fear into them.
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A father would no doubt
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have ironed out
more of their shortcomings.
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I look forward
to a letter of apology.
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Oh, he won't be returning.
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I'd rather he were taught
by monkeys.
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Mom, I'd love that.
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Can we do that?
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Don't be daft, Gerry.
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Ow!
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What do you mean
I'm a bit different?
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♪♪
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How could you have stood by
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and let me become
an estate agent?
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I am a writer.
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You don't actually write,
though, do you, darling?
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Yes, I'm a fashion model.
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Fighter pilot.
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Oh, by the way,
I've left school.
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No, you haven't.
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Look, if Gerry can do it,
so can I.
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Anyway, I've taken
my uniform into the garden
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and shot it, so...
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I might as well
leave too.
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I'm as thick
as two short planks.
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As soon as I can find
a husband, I'll be off.
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What is the matter
with all of you?
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Roger.
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Here he is, the unteachable
leading the untrainable.
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We should go to Corfu.
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I've been.
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Corfu Castle.
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I'm not going back
till they put a roof on it.
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It's Corfe Castle, darling.
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Jesus, Margo!
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No, Corfu's a Greek island.
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I told you I was dim!
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Darling,
you are not dim!
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You're 16!
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What's all this about a husband?
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My friend Donald
lives in Corfu.
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He says it's dirt cheap,
so I can write there,
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full of disgusting animals
for Gerry,
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and Leslie,
you can shoot them.
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Hey, Margo!
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I'll pack.
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We are not
going anywhere!
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We can't just run away
from our problems.
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Good afternoon,
Mrs. Durrell.
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Oh!
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Louisa, please.
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Indeed.
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We widowed folk
must stick together.
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You should come
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and have that sherry.
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Yes, I should.
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Since I've retired,
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I've played a lot of bowls.
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Do you play?
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If only I had the time.
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And the bowls.
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Let me speak plainly.
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You are an attractive lady
and I am an attractive man.
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The children need
a father figure,
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and I'm a big admirer
of boarding schools.
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Come on!
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Oh.
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Hello.
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Why are you
SO miserable?
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Perhaps it's because
I thought I was a good mother,
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and yet all I've managed to do
is bring up
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one unteachable son,
one psychopath,
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one vacuous daughter,
and you.
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What's wrong with me?
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And worse than that,
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none of you seems happy.
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There's no laughter
in this house anymore.
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A writer shouldn't be happy.
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It's counter-productive.
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You're not a writer, darling.
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You sell houses.
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It's a flag of convenience.
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What about you?
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You drink like a fish,
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if fish drank gin.
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And I know we've got
money problems.
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There are no secrets
in this family.
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There are secrets, actually.
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Oh god, you're not dying,
are you?
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No, I'm not dying.
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The secret is...
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...that I can't live
like this anymore.
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When you were all small,
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it was like
we were on a journey,
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always moving forward.
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And now we've stopped
moving forward,
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and we are sinking.
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So for once in my life, Larry,
I have decided...
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...to take your advice.
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Which advice?
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♪♪
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You know, a taxi
would probably cost
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the same as a banana
in Bournemouth.
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We should start
as we mean to go on.
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Wanting to Kill
each other?
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Economizing.
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Look, I can see
the village up ahead!
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Look!
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You are not serious.
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Now look, the house sale
barely covered our debts.
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We have no money.
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I have a miserly
widow's pension.
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You are a miserly widow.
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Be quiet!
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And you all earn
precisely nothing.
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We are not on holiday.
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We are here to live
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like local people,
in joy and togetherness,
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without the trappings
of so-called civilization,
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which as far as I can tell
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basically means cruelty
and alienation.
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It's going to be wonderful.
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Don't talk to him.
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Everybody here
only speaks Greek, anyway.
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Hi! You peoples
want a taxi?
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No.
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Yes, absolutely.
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Where are you going?
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We like walking.
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Ignore her.
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We're going
to that guesthouse
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in the far,
far distance.
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That's a nice motor.
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It's American.
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Nothing like it
on Corfu.
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Spiros Halikiopoulos.
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Leslie.
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Margo.
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Larry.
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I'm... Mrs. Durrell.
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The mother.
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The most important person.
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I'll get your luggage.
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Where's Gerry?
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Gerry?
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There's a lizard!
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It's a tree
with a lizard on it.
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How could that possibly
be interesting?
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Gerry!
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You's very pale.
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Yes, we plan to do
a lot of sunbathing.
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No, we don't.
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It's the main reason
we came here.
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No, it isn't.
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How long are you
staying?
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Uh, we don't know, but...
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Well, we don't have a house
to go back to in England.
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Honest to god,
if I wasn't Greek,
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I'd like to be English.
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Oh! Thank you.
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Oh, this must be it.
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No, you don't
stay here.
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Too expensive.
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Lots of empty houses
on the island.
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I'll find you one.
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Yes. Good.
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Mrs. Durrells, come!
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Gerry!
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There's a zoo
in the lavatory!
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Wow!
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I'm sleeping
in the lavatory!
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I can't believe the Customs
let you through with those.
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I just think they know
self-defense is vital
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in today's unsure world.
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I think you should
marry Spiros.
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I don't want to marry again.
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But he was wearing
a wedding ring.
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Oh.
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And he had a photograph
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of his wife and children
on the dashboard.
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I thought that was
the Greek royal family.
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Why would he have
a photo of them?
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Where's the...?
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Oh, there's no electricity
on Corfu.
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I get some more discounts,
Mrs. Durrells.
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Oh, we really need
to get some beds.
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Gerry?
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Gerry!
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Wellingtons.
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Why?
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For snakes.
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Here.
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Oh!
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And this.
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What?
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So you can be seen.
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Mom, I'm sure it's fine.
There we are!
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And, uh, don't...
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...do anything.
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Bye!
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Bye, Mother!
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See you later.
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Oh! Margo!
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Show me.
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What?
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You know what.
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Margo, this is not
Bournemouth.
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I know.
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I presume
that's why we're here.
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The Greeks can be
very conservative.
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In my day,
young ladies avoided the sun.
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Well, in my day,
which is now, we don't.
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Book?
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Good girl.
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And don't just use it
as a pillow.
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Right! Starting now!
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At last.
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Oh, Leslie!
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Will you help me, darling,
with the...
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Afraid not--
I'm too busy.
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Um... kalimera.
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Kalimera.
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That was excellent.
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Do you have any more Greek?
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No, we've only been here
one day.
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Oh, welcome.
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Have you seen
one of those before?
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No.
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The nest
of an Egyptian vulture.
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Its party piece is
breaking eggs it wants to eat
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by throwing pebbles
at them.
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00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,250
It's very rare for birds
to use tools.
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Oh, sorry,
you probably knew that.
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No.
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Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
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Do you have kumquats
in Hampshire?
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I don't think so.
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It's mainly apples.
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And cabbage.
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Apples are not good
in Corfu.
273
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,770
We are pretty sure,
in the Bible,
274
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:48,806
Eve was tempted
by a kumquat.
275
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,270
That's a tiny joke.
276
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:52,560
Oh!
277
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,275
How are your creatures?
278
00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:59,821
I can't wait
to show my family.
279
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,326
Your optimism
is impressive.
280
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,285
I find my interest
in wildlife
281
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:07,246
is regarded by my friends
as a form of madness.
282
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,206
Dogs jumping
like kangaroos!
283
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:14,839
Always funny.
284
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,966
Good shot, Leslie!
285
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,926
Don't hit your mother.
286
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,856
Larry, come down here and help!
287
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:32,687
I can't!
288
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,522
I'm working!
289
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,197
Mrs. Durrells?
290
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,482
Oh.
291
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:40,821
I bring you
Lugaretzia.
292
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,985
Oh, hello.
293
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,779
Why?
You need help.
294
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,118
Big family.
295
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,248
House pretty,
but not so perfect.
296
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:49,874
Yes, you spotted that.
297
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,456
Well, thank you, Spiros,
but we can't afford help.
298
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,667
Of course you can--
you're English.
299
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,424
The English come in all kinds,
and we are the poor type.
300
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:57,879
She's cheap.
301
00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:58,963
Part-time,
302
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,799
almost free.
Oh, god!
303
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,180
I look like
some kind of witch!
304
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:04,806
No, you don't.
305
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,433
Where's Mr. Durrells?
306
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:09,015
Oh, he's dead,
selfishly.
307
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,681
So it's just me now,
shouldering the burden.
308
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,896
Like a braying,
sexless donkey!
309
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,478
She doesn't
understand English,
310
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,114
SO you can shout out
bad things about her.
311
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,115
I don't want to shout out
bad things about her.
312
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,117
How cheap is she?
313
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,743
Lugaretzia...
314
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,874
Sh!
315
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:39,587
15 drachmas a day.
316
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,128
Welcome.
317
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:47,557
Um... she's a little bit
hypochondriac.
318
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:48,559
Oh.
319
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,053
Goodbye, Mrs. Durrells.
320
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,061
Oh, darling,
what's the matter?
321
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,229
A man shouted at me.
322
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:03,320
Oh, sweetheart.
323
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:04,574
Oh...
324
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,361
It's all right.
325
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,747
It's just going to be
more different than I thought.
326
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:10,952
Yes.
327
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,117
Yes, me too.
328
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,645
Don't be so feeble.
329
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:38,900
Go back and shout at him!
330
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,357
What, so he has
an excuse
331
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,066
to throw me into the sea
or kill me?
332
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,777
Oh, have some
moral courage!
333
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,282
Stop it, you two.
334
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:46,908
When have you ever shown
any moral courage,
335
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,535
whatever that is?
336
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:51,743
I show moral courage
in my writing every day!
337
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:52,873
What writing?
338
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,124
Get a proper job!
339
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,750
You're an intellectual dwarf.
340
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,252
Larry, that is cruel.
341
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,753
At least
I'm intellectual.
342
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,335
Your intellect
is dwarf-sized!
343
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,419
For god's sake!
344
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,260
Yes, it's very nice, isn't it?
345
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:05,464
It was my mother's, actually.
346
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,255
That looks like
a bullet hole.
347
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:08,843
Leslie must have nearly
shot her.
348
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,514
She's not still going on
about that, is she?
349
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:21,728
No!
350
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,145
Lugaretzia?
351
00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:25,655
Lugaretzia, come back!
352
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,701
Leslie, you could have
killed her!
353
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,032
It's an air gun.
354
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,492
She could get
a flesh wound at worst,
355
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:33,827
or lose an eye!
356
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,207
You're so stupid!
"Or lose an eye"?!
357
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:36,458
Unbelievable!
358
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:37,538
I have been working
359
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,249
like a slave for you.
360
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:40,709
Now we've lost
my only bit of help...
361
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:41,713
There's so many species
in the wood,
362
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:42,714
I don't know
where to start!
363
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,124
I found this...
364
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,134
Gerry!
365
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:47,469
Stop them!
366
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,255
Get them out,
get them out!
367
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,673
Don't stamp on them!
368
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:51,682
Let me shoot one of them!
369
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,013
Don't shoot them!
370
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:54,017
Stop it!
371
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,429
Stop it!
372
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,734
Where did I go wrong?
373
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:07,736
How did you all become so vile?
374
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,908
♪♪
375
00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:38,269
You know what her problem is?
376
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,932
Don't you think
we're the problem?
377
00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:42,725
No.
Don't be absurd.
378
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:44,234
She needs a man.
379
00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:46,771
Don't you dare talk
about Mother like that.
380
00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:48,530
I'll look after her.
381
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:51,488
Let me lend you a paper by Freud
called the Oedipus Complex.
382
00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:54,449
I expect that's really clever,
but nobody cares.
383
00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:55,909
The body is built for sex.
384
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,198
Gerry knows--
he watched animals mating.
385
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,788
You're obsessed
with sex.
386
00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:02,043
At last, we agree on something.
387
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,797
And since I'm not getting any,
at least we can help Mother.
388
00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:06,548
All right,
where should we start looking?
389
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,800
We can't just drag men in
off the street.
390
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,046
Good afternoon.
391
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,214
Theo!
392
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,757
My name is Theo Stephanides.
393
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:17,097
Hello.
Good afternoon.
394
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:19,352
Gerry kindly invited me for tea.
395
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:20,729
For your future discoveries.
396
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,355
Thank you so much.
397
00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:23,891
Tea, yes.
398
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,651
Shall I come back another day?
399
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,812
No, no, no.
400
00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:28,820
Tea.
401
00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:30,321
Theo...
402
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,278
Are you single?
403
00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:33,613
Yes, I am.
404
00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:59,259
Good luck.
405
00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:03,810
We couldn't work out
how to heat the water.
406
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,395
Oh, don't worry.
407
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,059
I can have tea anytime.
408
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,820
Figs with sardines--
that's breaking new ground.
409
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:15,902
So, can I help unlock
any mysteries about Corfu?
410
00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:18,662
Can you explain why a monk
shouted at me like a lunatic
411
00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:20,573
as I was sunbathing?
412
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:23,458
Maybe you were just lying
in his space.
413
00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,744
The Greeks used to spend
half their lives naked,
414
00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,037
so he has no excuse.
415
00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:29,252
But that was
the Ancient Greeks,
416
00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:30,882
and male nudity.
417
00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:33,669
Female bodies were more often
shown partially clothed.
418
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,337
Well, there you go, then.
419
00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:37,973
Become a man or wear a coat
over your bikini.
420
00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:42,094
There's one rule for men
421
00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:45,185
and one for women,
isn't there?
422
00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:47,440
Have you only just noticed?
423
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:49,602
I've been busy growing up.
424
00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:51,065
How long has this been going on?
425
00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:52,320
Even Aristotle,
426
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:53,572
who was no slouch,
427
00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:55,073
placed women some way
below men,
428
00:24:55,243 --> 00:24:56,324
but above slaves--
429
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,361
hurrah!
430
00:24:58,538 --> 00:25:00,620
Are there any more biscuits,
Margo?
431
00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,827
Get them yourself!
432
00:25:04,544 --> 00:25:08,253
So, Theo,
you are not married yet.
433
00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:11,756
What do you look for
in a woman?
434
00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:12,758
Oh!
435
00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:16,211
Someone I can exchange
ideas with,
436
00:25:16,389 --> 00:25:20,758
discuss scientific advances,
and just sit quietly with.
437
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:22,222
Oh.
438
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:24,978
Yeah, no,
that won't work.
439
00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:26,638
No.
No.
440
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:54,458
Theo came for tea.
441
00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:56,126
Well, not tea.
442
00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:58,887
But he gave me this,
which 1 filled with dormice.
443
00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:00,172
Oh, Gerry...
444
00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:04,718
We told Leslie
he can't shoot
445
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:07,684
near the house anymore
because Larry can't write,
446
00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:09,689
and he might kill us.
447
00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,975
So he's going off
round the island tomorrow.
448
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:13,268
Come on.
449
00:26:18,159 --> 00:26:19,945
Ooh! Getting quite big,
aren't you?
450
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:20,825
Yes.
451
00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:21,701
Should I get off?
452
00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:22,986
No.
453
00:26:43,518 --> 00:26:44,758
You can get off now.
454
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:46,722
I can't feel my legs.
455
00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:38,315
Any recommendations?
456
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,322
Mm.
457
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:42,028
Avoid the food.
458
00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:43,692
Stick to the booze.
459
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:48,368
A fellow foreigner, huh?
460
00:27:48,541 --> 00:27:54,332
Yes, although I consider myself
a citizen of the world.
461
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,543
You look like
you've been around.
462
00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:58,377
Mm.
463
00:27:58,551 --> 00:28:00,133
Sailed the seven seas.
464
00:28:00,303 --> 00:28:02,840
Do you have a favorite?
465
00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:04,925
Hated all of them!
466
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:10,186
Treacherous, cold, wet,
467
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,561
generally devoid of women.
468
00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,741
I am dressed
perfectly respectably,
469
00:28:32,919 --> 00:28:35,752
unlike Ancient Greek men,
from all accounts,
470
00:28:35,922 --> 00:28:38,334
and I'm entitled to be here.
471
00:28:56,317 --> 00:28:58,308
I think you should take a break
from sunbathing.
472
00:28:58,486 --> 00:28:59,567
I'm not going
to be put off...
473
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:02,025
Because your face
looks like a tomato.
474
00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:07,822
Oh...
475
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,111
Exciting news.
476
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:10,370
Why are you speaking quietly?
477
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:11,621
You never speak quietly.
478
00:29:11,791 --> 00:29:14,328
Because I don't want mother
to hear.
479
00:29:14,502 --> 00:29:15,913
God, why is everyone so dim?
480
00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:18,875
She's gone to the bank to see
if the money's arrived yet.
481
00:29:19,048 --> 00:29:20,504
Fortunately,
we won't starve.
482
00:29:20,675 --> 00:29:22,541
I've shot this beauty.
483
00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:24,426
She won't need her own money
if this works out.
484
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,836
I've found her a man.
485
00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:27,550
No! Who?
486
00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:29,135
His name's Captain Creech.
487
00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:31,801
Cracking sense of humor,
stories to tell,
488
00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:33,389
doesn't beat
about the bush,
489
00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:36,305
and, well,
he must have a few quid.
490
00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:38,099
This will go horribly wrong,
you know.
491
00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:39,812
How will you get them together?
492
00:29:39,986 --> 00:29:41,226
I might leave it
a few weeks.
493
00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:43,771
Her monthly's coming up
and she'll be more volatile.
494
00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,029
Stop saying these things!
495
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,281
The money's arrived
496
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:47,657
from the sale
of our furniture.
497
00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:49,317
It's not much,
498
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:51,237
but it might make us feel
a bit more like we belong.
499
00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:53,576
Mm.
500
00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:10,551
For Easter.
501
00:30:10,725 --> 00:30:11,681
Parakalo.
502
00:30:11,851 --> 00:30:12,761
Efharisto.
503
00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:09,190
How are you feeling,
mother?
504
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:12,029
Well... happier.
505
00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:15,571
Still livid that
you drove Lugaretzia away.
506
00:31:15,748 --> 00:31:18,206
And hormonally?
507
00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:20,538
Don't be ridiculous!
508
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:23,124
I'm bringing a pal over
for supper tonight.
509
00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:25,005
Your age,
as it happens.
510
00:31:25,174 --> 00:31:26,130
Oh.
511
00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:27,917
Well, our first guest.
512
00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:29,255
What shall I cook?
513
00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:30,635
It'll have to be
mainly figs.
514
00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:33,718
Right, I'm off
for the day.
515
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:43,098
Did anyone notice anything
different about Leslie?
516
00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:44,687
I try not to look at him.
517
00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:46,647
He's becoming very handsome.
518
00:31:46,821 --> 00:31:47,936
He really isn't.
519
00:31:48,114 --> 00:31:49,980
He left without a gun.
520
00:31:51,367 --> 00:31:53,984
I've never seen him
without a gun.
521
00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:42,575
God bless you.
522
00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:48,246
I didn't take a firearm
this morning
523
00:32:48,424 --> 00:32:50,256
because I'm over
all that now.
524
00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:51,666
Oh!
525
00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:54,836
Oh, I'm so glad,
Leslie.
526
00:32:55,014 --> 00:32:56,129
I just like exploring
the island, you know,
527
00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:57,138
with a dictionary.
528
00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:58,218
Talking to the locals.
529
00:32:58,393 --> 00:32:59,633
What's really going on?
530
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:00,801
Have you shot
someone dead?
531
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:03,220
Don't be silly, Margo.
532
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,730
He's just growing up.
533
00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:07,186
Besides, it's the 1930s,
darling.
534
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,226
People don't need guns
anymore.
535
00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:10,485
Mother!
536
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:12,487
This is Captain Creech.
537
00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,364
He's been looking forward
to meeting you.
538
00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:15,365
Well!
539
00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:17,901
Mrs. Durrell.
540
00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:20,911
With a face like that,
541
00:33:21,082 --> 00:33:22,868
you should be on the front
of a ship.
542
00:33:23,042 --> 00:33:24,783
Oh, thank you.
543
00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:27,168
A present for the house:
544
00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:30,330
a bottle of the finest rum
from Jamaica.
545
00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:34,755
Have you ever been
to Jamaica?
546
00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:36,761
No, no, I haven't.
547
00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:38,672
The first place
I ever caught gonorrhea.
548
00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:49,024
So there we were,
a dozen Uruguayan strumpets
549
00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:51,025
below deck
550
00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:52,811
and a ripping wind,
551
00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:54,400
straight out of the arsehole
of the earth.
552
00:33:57,994 --> 00:34:01,578
My, this is good tucker.
553
00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,830
I like a girl who's, uh...
554
00:34:05,501 --> 00:34:07,117
...handy in the galley,
555
00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:09,912
as well as in bed.
556
00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:12,296
Where was 1?
557
00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:13,673
Arsehole of the earth.
558
00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:14,583
Ah!
559
00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:15,751
Yes, that's
quite enough
560
00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:16,759
of that story.
561
00:34:16,929 --> 00:34:17,885
Gerry, sing us a song.
562
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:18,887
Anything you like.
563
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:19,888
Where's your head?
564
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,345
At the moment,
it's pounding.
565
00:34:22,518 --> 00:34:24,429
It's nautical for...
566
00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:25,435
Your crapper.
567
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:26,720
Dunny.
568
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,229
Thunder box.
569
00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:29,981
I think he means
the lavatory.
570
00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:32,859
Yes. Yes, I know that now.
571
00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:35,066
It's round the back.
572
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,229
Excuse me.
573
00:34:42,955 --> 00:34:45,492
What the hell did you think
you were doing,
574
00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:47,498
bringing that filthy old lecher
into our house?
575
00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:49,875
He's a breath
of fresh air.
576
00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:50,877
Oh!
577
00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:52,378
This is what happens
578
00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:55,085
when women let men
rule the roost.
579
00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:09,596
Get up!
580
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,105
Bye.
581
00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:19,113
Oh, Leslie!
582
00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:21,570
What are you doing today?
583
00:35:21,744 --> 00:35:23,985
Just walk around,
chat with locals.
584
00:35:24,163 --> 00:35:25,824
Ask for work, so I can
help out with the money.
585
00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:27,113
Oh...
586
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,210
He's lying.
587
00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:33,791
I know.
588
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,922
I just thought I'd treat him
like an adult.
589
00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:37,082
What were you
treating him like
590
00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:38,250
when you let him have
half a dozen guns?
591
00:35:38,427 --> 00:35:41,010
I'm a mother,
not a policeman.
592
00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:43,547
I thought it might lead
to some discipline,
593
00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:45,840
you know, make a man of him,
with daddy not being there.
594
00:35:46,018 --> 00:35:48,385
You'll discover,
if you ever have children...
595
00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:50,770
I am listening--
I'm just going into the garden.
596
00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:05,114
Stupid boy,
where are you?
597
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,134
Sodding bloody...
598
00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:05,090
Larry, please!
599
00:37:05,264 --> 00:37:08,222
I'm sure Virginia Woolf
doesn't swear like a trooper.
600
00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:09,723
Well, her brother
didn't remove
601
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:11,384
the letter X
from her typewriter.
602
00:37:11,562 --> 00:37:13,303
Why would Leslie do that?
603
00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:15,813
So I don't write the word "sex"
604
00:37:15,983 --> 00:37:17,894
so much, apparently.
605
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:19,150
It's all right.
606
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,186
I'll get him back.
607
00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:28,736
Did I mention that your arse...
608
00:37:30,498 --> 00:37:32,080
...should be on the front
of a ship?
609
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,740
Don't start that again.
610
00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:35,329
We had quite enough
last night.
611
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:37,494
It's your fault
for letting me drink.
612
00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:40,255
Look below the surface,
613
00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:43,917
it's usually the ladies
that cause the problems.
614
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:48,259
You know, I am astonished that
nobody has murdered you yet.
615
00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:49,342
Now, please leave!
616
00:37:49,517 --> 00:37:53,181
After you've made me
a spot of lunch.
617
00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:58,682
Shut up!
618
00:37:58,859 --> 00:38:01,100
Use a bloody pencil!
619
00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:17,287
Oh, Lugaretzia!
620
00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:20,374
Welcome back.
621
00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,755
It's been hell
without you.
622
00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:31,589
Son of a bitch.
623
00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:34,634
I see Spiros
has been teaching you.
624
00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:37,645
In England, we say "bastard."
625
00:38:39,942 --> 00:38:40,977
Barsto?
626
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:42,438
Bastard.
627
00:38:42,611 --> 00:38:44,193
Barsto.
628
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,154
Yeah.
629
00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:47,439
Barsto.
630
00:38:51,954 --> 00:38:52,989
I love him, Mom.
631
00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:55,826
Oh, Gerry, take it outside.
632
00:38:59,962 --> 00:39:01,327
Gerry, take him outside now!
633
00:39:01,505 --> 00:39:02,495
He'll escape.
634
00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:03,879
Not for a while,
he won't.
635
00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:06,132
Gerry?!
636
00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:07,417
There's so much to see!
637
00:39:28,949 --> 00:39:31,190
Eat, then leave.
638
00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:36,196
I'm sorry if I've
disappointed you.
639
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:40,333
I've spent too much time
in the company of uncouth men.
640
00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:42,460
Oh.
641
00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:44,917
Well, thank you.
642
00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:46,252
I'm sorry, I...
643
00:39:51,013 --> 00:39:52,128
Get out!
644
00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:55,515
Fine.
645
00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:57,470
I'll just finish
my lunch.
646
00:40:06,904 --> 00:40:11,023
Now, you leave
or I'll shoot you.
647
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,816
No, you won't.
648
00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:23,539
You are in great need
of a slap!
649
00:40:28,467 --> 00:40:29,707
Oh, so it's okay for you
650
00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:31,046
to shoot and nearly
kill someone?
651
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:32,051
Yes.
652
00:40:32,221 --> 00:40:33,211
Yes, it is.
653
00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:34,754
Leslie, we told you,
no more shooting!
654
00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:36,969
It wasn't me!
655
00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:39,555
That is the last time
you try to find me a husband.
656
00:40:39,728 --> 00:40:40,559
Is that clear?
657
00:40:40,729 --> 00:40:41,935
Are you sure?
658
00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:43,642
I met a fascinating Turk
in a bar in town.
659
00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:45,181
And how did you think
I would fall
660
00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:47,942
for Popeye
the bloody Sailor Man?!
661
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:49,819
And he's not my age!
662
00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:52,071
We think the sex
will calm you down.
663
00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:54,403
God!
664
00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:56,159
Your father
was the love of my life,
665
00:40:56,328 --> 00:40:57,739
and I don't want or need
666
00:40:57,913 --> 00:40:59,324
a pale imitation of him.
667
00:40:59,498 --> 00:41:02,081
Well, I find that rather sad.
668
00:41:02,251 --> 00:41:06,745
You may have given up,
but we haven't.
669
00:41:52,259 --> 00:41:54,000
Ooh!
670
00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:58,137
Oh, where have you been?
671
00:41:58,307 --> 00:42:00,924
I was following Leslie
and I got lost.
672
00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:02,341
I tried to ask
the way home,
673
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,136
but nobody's bothered
to learn English.
674
00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:08,432
Anyway, Leslie's lost
his interest in guns
675
00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:09,690
because he's got
a girlfriend.
676
00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:11,851
A what?
677
00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:15,112
I found him with a local girl,
kissing and worse.
678
00:42:15,282 --> 00:42:17,114
Oh!
679
00:42:17,284 --> 00:42:21,494
Well, maybe it was a good idea
to come out here after all.
680
00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:23,655
I mention wanting a boyfriend,
681
00:42:23,832 --> 00:42:25,869
and you call me empty-headed
and sex-mad,
682
00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:28,501
but Leslie finds someone
and he's a hero?
683
00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:30,082
Firstly, Margo,
684
00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:32,497
I am thrilled that
you are thinking for yourself
685
00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:33,915
and highlighting
double standards.
686
00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:35,458
Thank you.
And secondly,
687
00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:39,345
don't you dare be so bloody rude
to your mother.
688
00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:41,552
Good, I'll find myself a man,
then.
689
00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:47,728
Hello, Luga.
690
00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:48,729
Glad you're back.
691
00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:50,515
This short story is genius.
692
00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:51,808
Oh? Who wrote it?
693
00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:52,896
Me!
694
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,576
Look who I find
walking home!
695
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,491
Mom!
696
00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:10,501
Gerry, you have a spider,
697
00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:12,833
two dormice, a tortoise,
and a family.
698
00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:15,089
You do not need a pelican.
699
00:43:15,259 --> 00:43:16,249
Let it go.
700
00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:18,464
I will after I've studied it.
701
00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:22,764
It's not funny, Spiros.
702
00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:25,265
No, of course not.
703
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:28,098
Come on, Gerry,
we'll make a zoo cage!
704
00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:35,902
Larry, we need to talk
about your writing.
705
00:43:36,071 --> 00:43:38,233
We'll deal with you being
a peeping Tom later.
706
00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:40,193
I'm sorry you don't like it,
but I refuse to let...
707
00:43:40,367 --> 00:43:41,653
No, it's brilliant.
708
00:43:43,495 --> 00:43:45,577
But why is the mother
so horrible?
709
00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:48,115
Everything isn't about you.
710
00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:50,829
Oh, nothing is about me.
711
00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:55,998
My life is devoured
by my children.
712
00:43:56,175 --> 00:43:58,086
In 21 years,
I haven't thought about myself
713
00:43:58,260 --> 00:44:00,752
for five consecutive minutes.
714
00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:03,888
But it's good, isn't it?
715
00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:05,469
Did you like the ending?
716
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:08,886
Yes, Larry, it's very good.
717
00:44:09,063 --> 00:44:11,395
You're going to make us
very proud.
718
00:44:11,565 --> 00:44:12,521
In this family?
719
00:44:14,568 --> 00:44:17,651
You're going to make us
mildly pleased
720
00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:19,732
in a complicated way.
721
00:44:22,284 --> 00:44:23,570
Come and look at this.
722
00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:30,956
The rocks,
just by the chapel.
723
00:44:31,126 --> 00:44:32,241
Oh!
724
00:44:34,713 --> 00:44:36,078
That's my girl.
725
00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:38,956
Hello!
726
00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:41,842
Mrs. Durrell?
727
00:44:42,012 --> 00:44:44,094
Theodore Stephanides.
728
00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:45,720
Delighted
to finally meet you.
729
00:44:57,111 --> 00:45:00,354
I suspect you need
a cross-piece there.
730
00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:02,113
Here.
731
00:45:04,159 --> 00:45:06,526
I believe it's called
a purlin.
732
00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:10,698
Leslie, what's your
new girlfriend's name?
733
00:45:10,874 --> 00:45:12,911
How do you know about her?
734
00:45:13,085 --> 00:45:14,120
I know everything, darling.
735
00:45:14,294 --> 00:45:15,250
I'm your mother.
736
00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:18,045
She's called Alexia.
737
00:45:18,215 --> 00:45:19,125
Mm?
738
00:45:19,299 --> 00:45:20,539
It's the loveliest name.
739
00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:22,083
Mm!
740
00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:23,592
And if you ever want to type it,
741
00:45:23,762 --> 00:45:25,378
you'll have to give Larry
his X back.
742
00:45:28,475 --> 00:45:32,184
To koritsi mou,
y Alexia einai...
743
00:45:34,273 --> 00:45:37,106
Leslie!
744
00:45:40,779 --> 00:45:42,736
Why are you so good to us,
Spiros?
745
00:45:42,906 --> 00:45:45,068
We have no money,
we argue all the time.
746
00:45:45,242 --> 00:45:47,904
filoxenia.
747
00:45:48,078 --> 00:45:50,365
It means "love to strangers".
748
00:45:50,539 --> 00:45:52,496
That is so sweet.
749
00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:54,577
And it's clear you need help.
750
00:45:56,503 --> 00:45:57,789
Sodding bloody...!
751
00:46:01,341 --> 00:46:03,799
Lugaretzia,
how do you say this in Greek?
752
00:46:24,907 --> 00:46:27,274
That is my revenge
on you, Leslie.
753
00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:29,408
An X for an X.
754
00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:34,576
I just made them look
less violent!
755
00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:35,911
Does anyone live here?
756
00:46:41,715 --> 00:46:42,921
Somebody died?
757
00:46:47,763 --> 00:46:49,595
My friends Donald and Max.
758
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:52,965
I invited them over.
759
00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:54,349
Oh.
760
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,136
Gosh, who's this?
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