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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:25,164 For as long as can be remembered, storks delivered babies 2 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:30,169 from their perch on Stork Mountain. 3 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:34,211 It was an honor and a privilege to serve. 4 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:39,001 It was our duty, our core belief, 5 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:42,926 the driving force of our very lifeblood. 6 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,490 Aw... Ow! 7 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:49,645 It wasn't always easy. 8 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,040 Oh... 9 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,771 This was our challenge. 10 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,765 This was our sacred duty. 11 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,162 No matter how tough or impossible 12 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:02,565 or brutal or harsh or inhumane or savage, 13 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,007 we would triumph over adversity. 14 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:09,560 Phew! 15 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:22,564 Gotcha! 16 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:25,130 Oh! 17 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,362 Hey. 18 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:28,686 - On your right. - Left. 19 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:29,841 Bike lane. 20 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,527 Thank goodness we don't do that anymore. 21 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:36,401 There! Right there! 22 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:40,930 The problem was, we had the wrong cargo. 23 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:49,368 Our new phones! 24 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:53,605 Luckily, now, storks deliver packages for Cornerstore.com! 25 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:57,885 - My dude! - Oh, yeah! 26 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,887 Yo, Kevron! Lookin' good, my man! 27 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:06,769 Oh, I love this guy! 28 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,201 Perfect landing. Chiggy-check. 29 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:17,405 You're the man! 30 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:20,411 What? Millionth package? Not possible. 31 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,210 I thought I was only at 20. 32 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:23,771 Hey, Junior, are you gonna celebrate? 33 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:26,241 You know what? You're right. I should celebrate. 34 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,561 What are you guys doing this weekend? 35 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:28,721 Are you guys free? 36 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,928 The wife and I are celebrating another anniversary. 37 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:32,730 Got my kid's game this weekend. 38 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,526 Family reunion. The whole family's coming. 39 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,961 Oh. Just wanted to confirm. 40 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:39,161 That you were all busy. 41 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:40,890 I assumed you were all busy and you are. 42 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:42,201 So, if anything changes, let me know. 43 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:43,361 I maybe could get out of work. 44 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:44,965 Probably can't, but let me know if you can. 45 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,282 Great job out there, brah! 46 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,010 Thanks, Pigeon Toady. 47 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,969 Check out my girlfriend. 48 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,565 - She's in Canada. - Yeah-huh. 49 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:53,721 She migrated. 50 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:55,450 - She's not made up. - Okay. 51 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,409 Look at her! Look at her! 52 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,642 - She exists, brah! - That's great. 53 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:02,087 Hey, did you guys hear about Roger? 54 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:03,850 Ah! 55 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,923 Oh, my goodness. Are you okay? 56 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:09,331 What? Hey, brah. I say... What? Okay. 57 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,130 I tell you about my girlfriend? 58 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,608 Hey, boss wants to see you. 59 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:15,841 Uh... 60 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,729 Hunter wants to see me? 61 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:22,682 All right. Head in the game, Junior. 62 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:24,683 So, you're Hunter. What do you do around here? 63 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,041 No, I hate that. 64 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:28,804 Hunter. Nice. To. Meet. You. 65 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,007 No, that's too robot. 66 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,162 Just say it normal. Just say it normal. Here we go. 67 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:33,401 Nice to meet you! 68 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,244 What is wrong with me? 69 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:38,641 Junior. 70 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,247 Hunter. 71 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,928 You know why I built my office entirely out of glass 72 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,645 even though birds can't see glass? 73 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,446 I do not. 74 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,921 Power move. 75 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:02,847 Eighteen years ago, I saved all storks by getting out of babies 76 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,241 and into package delivery. 77 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:09,887 Now, this Monday at Storkcon, the board will announce they're kicking me upstairs. 78 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,166 I'm going to be named Chairman. 79 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:14,011 Which means you are going to be named 80 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,408 boss. 81 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:18,807 Boss! 82 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,291 Cool, cool, cool. Very cool, very cool. 83 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:31,206 Now, look upon your domain with your eyes wide open. 84 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,165 - Yeah. - Wider. 85 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:34,367 I love it. Feels good. 86 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,887 How can you be boss if you can't look at it? 87 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,247 If I go blind, it was worth it. 88 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:40,970 You know the hardest thing about bein' boss? 89 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,201 Staring at the sun? 90 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:43,361 No, this is easy. 91 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:45,761 Whether to be like a friend boss or a distant, weird boss? 92 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,843 Always be distant and weird. What's the matter with you? 93 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,001 Sorry. 94 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:52,243 No, it's dealing with that. 95 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:54,726 The orphan Tulip? 96 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,041 I don't understand. 97 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,170 Do you know why we stopped delivering babies? 98 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,408 Because there are so many other ways of getting babies? 99 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:04,848 Yes. But that's not the whole story. 100 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,004 Eighteen years ago, when we still delivered human infants, 101 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:13,240 a stork named Jasper went crazy and tried to keep a baby. 102 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:15,725 Tulip's beacon broke. 103 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:19,566 Her address was destroyed, so we could no longer deliver her. 104 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,529 My baby! 105 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:26,083 It was then I realized that there was no future in baby delivery. 106 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:30,325 Now, the orphan Tulip has just turned 18, which means we can finally liberate her 107 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:32,289 and return her to the human world. 108 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:33,566 But she's no trouble. 109 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,324 Oh, she isn't, is she? 110 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:37,363 Here's our profit chart. 111 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,130 - I love a good profit chart. - Me, too. 112 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:40,281 Yeah! 113 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:43,643 The peaks are when Tulip is on vacation, asleep or out with the flu. 114 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,531 The valleys are when she tries to help. 115 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,889 Cool. I will liberate her. Consider her liberated. 116 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,204 And if she doesn't want to be liberated? 117 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:53,805 Fire her. I'm talking about firing her. 118 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,007 Really? 119 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:58,246 The only thing you need to do to be named boss on Monday is liberate the orphan Tulip. 120 00:05:58,400 --> 00:05:59,811 If I'm not being clear, I mean fire her! 121 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,126 Yes, sir. I am on it. 122 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,442 I have read between the lines and heard you overtly. 123 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,962 Ow, ow, ow... 124 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:12,681 Excuse me! Orphan Tulip? 125 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:14,801 Junior? 126 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:16,961 You're talkin' to me? 127 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,246 Yes, Orphan Tulip! 128 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,283 No, it's just that you never talk to me. 129 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,482 Well, yeah, that's changing starting today, Orphan Tulip. 130 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,608 Oh, "Tulip" is just fine. "Orphan" hurts my heart. 131 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,410 I have so many questions to ask you! 132 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,642 Why don't you come down and we can talk all day? 133 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,564 Okay. I will be down. 134 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:31,960 As will my friends. 135 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,481 We are going to fly right down. 136 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:35,641 What? No, no. 137 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,086 That's a quail, an emu, there's a chicken. 138 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:38,241 They cannot fly. 139 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,687 Yeah. Until now. 140 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,001 She's helping us achieve our dreams. 141 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,764 - That's right, Dougland. - You know it. 142 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:46,531 It is still a personal victory if you use the bucket. 143 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,130 Okay, we'll all not use the bucket! 144 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,361 Wait, what? 145 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,602 Ha-ha! Tulip doesn't fit in. 146 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:59,001 We're all the same and she's a weirdo. 147 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,605 Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not nice. She's... 148 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:02,285 She's had a hard life. 149 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:06,689 Okay. 150 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,128 This is gonna be great, guys! 151 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,051 Countdown. 152 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:14,160 Three, two, one! 153 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:23,287 Oh. 154 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:26,211 It's working! We're flying! 155 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:27,566 Ho-ho! Whoa! 156 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,206 Yeah, yeah! 157 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:30,806 Yeah! 158 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:32,803 Enough of this, I wanna go fast! 159 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:34,727 No! Dougland, wait! 160 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:36,041 No, no, no! 161 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,043 This is the greatest day of my life! 162 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,085 I'm flying! 163 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:45,967 This is my moment! 164 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:48,043 - Dougland! No! - Get out of my way! 165 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:51,881 Bad Dougland! No! 166 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,202 How could my dreams go so horribly wrong? 167 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:57,406 I got ya! 168 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:58,607 Okay. 169 00:07:58,760 --> 00:07:59,921 I'm fallin'. 170 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,401 Oh, no! No! No, no, no, no, no! 171 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:20,241 - Uh... - Oh, boy. 172 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:26,201 Oh. Oh, that's not so bad. 173 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:32,843 I got it. I got it. I got it! I got it! 174 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,081 I got it! 175 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,761 I'm sorry! Oh, I'm so, so sorry. Oh! 176 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,646 I don't fit in anywhere and all I want to do is help! 177 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:51,450 Oh, boy. 178 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:54,604 Uh, Tulip, okay. I have news for you. 179 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,802 Before you finish, 180 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:58,644 for you to come to wish me a happy birthday, 181 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,406 that's just the nicest, you know? It's like a little rainbow. 182 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:02,726 So, thank you. 183 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,211 That's really nice. 184 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,010 But, oh, I'm sorry. I interrupted you. 185 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,288 - What were you gonna tell me? - Uh... 186 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:09,641 Oh, boy. 187 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:12,167 I have wonderful news for you. 188 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:15,330 You have been liberated. 189 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:17,644 What does that mean? 190 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:21,009 Well, it means that you are fired. 191 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,804 - What? - You're... 192 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:27,202 Are you okay? 193 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,442 Excuse me. You're... 194 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,204 You're fantastic! 195 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,001 Really? 196 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,686 Because I just blew up most of the factory. 197 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,046 Oh, yeah. 198 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,726 What a twist! Um... 199 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:46,164 Well, it means... 200 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,450 Oh. 201 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:53,370 I'm putting you in charge of your very own department. 202 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:57,081 You are the new head of Letter Sorting. 203 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:01,689 I didn't even know we still got letters. 204 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,604 We do! 205 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:07,207 - And now, you're in charge of them. - Oh, yes! I will rock this! 206 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:08,521 You will rock this! 207 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:10,205 - Oh, yeah! Rock it hard! - Gonna rock it hard! 208 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,010 And what's the number-one rule? 209 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,571 Always deliver! 210 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,370 - Wrong. Never leave this room. - Oh. 211 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:17,727 I always thought it was something more like "Strength"! 212 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,882 - "Determination"! - Nope. That's way off. 213 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,008 Number-one rule, never leave this room. 214 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,764 Okay, well, if that... 215 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,208 Bored, bored, bored. 216 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:49,005 So, how was your commute? 217 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,684 Oh, I took the bucket. 218 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,649 Me, too. Real backed up. 219 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,251 Oh, yeah. 220 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,404 You hear about Steve and Gloria? 221 00:10:58,640 --> 00:10:59,801 What? 222 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,724 I hear they're an item. 223 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:02,961 - No. - Yeah. 224 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,531 Are you kidding me? 225 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:05,961 Are you guys talking about us? 226 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,884 You guys better not be talking about us. 227 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:09,610 I told you that in confidence. 228 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,364 You don't make her upset. She's my life! 229 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:12,766 Oh, no, I said it out loud. 230 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,160 You're not supposed to say anything! 231 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:15,771 Sorry, guys. Cat's out of the bag! 232 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,729 - No! - Meow! 233 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,645 Are you gossiping? No gossip allowed! Go to HR! 234 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,964 I've called you both in because I hear you've been having problems. 235 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,288 - And it's important we have... - She's the one who started it! 236 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:27,441 - How dare you! - How dare you! 237 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,250 - How dare both of you! You're fired! - You can't fire me! 238 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,050 - I just did! - Wait! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean that! 239 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,770 - Guys! Group hug! - Group hug! 240 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,121 Aw. 241 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:40,123 I'm hugging myself. Okay. 242 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:45,685 Somebody write me a letter! 243 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,206 Come in, Ninja Commander. 244 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,966 This is Cowboy Astronaut Agent Nate, over. 245 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,122 Ninja Team Commander, are you in position? 246 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,651 I'm about to launch the assault. 247 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,564 We can absolutely do that. 248 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,325 That's not gonna be a problem. 249 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,564 Ha-ha! Dr. LeFreeze! 250 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:22,922 You may have me outnumbered 7,000 to one, but you weren't counting on one thing, 251 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,570 I'm not alone. 252 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:26,489 Ninja force, attack! 253 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,326 Ninja force? 254 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:41,404 Oh, ow! No! Oh! 255 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,648 This is the end. 256 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:48,010 Ninja force, tell my wife I loved her. 257 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,650 Gardner Real Estate. Henry... 258 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,325 - And Sarah... - ...Gardner! 259 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:01,041 A house is not a home without a Gardner! 260 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,009 Ninja Commander, where were you? 261 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,969 - Uh, can you hold one second? - Can you just... 262 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,930 You promised me that we were taking down Dr. LeFreeze this afternoon. 263 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,127 You didn't show up, 264 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,442 and now he controls most of Western Europe. 265 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:12,971 Ethnic tension is on the rise. 266 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:14,961 Yeah. 267 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:18,283 - We're totally done after this call, okay? - Really? 268 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,403 - Five more minutes. - And then we'll stop. 269 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,130 We promise. 270 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,448 We never stop. That's the Gardner promise. 271 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:25,601 Not even for five minutes. 272 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:26,761 Oh, look! There's one of our bench ads. 273 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:27,921 And you know what it says? 274 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,366 "We never stop." 275 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,086 We never stop. We never stop. 276 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,401 There's a stop sign. We're stopping. 277 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:34,641 We do stop for that. 278 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:35,847 I love you, brother. 279 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,407 It's like we're best friends that live together! 280 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,561 And we yield. 281 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,643 And the yield you're gonna get on this house, Kyle... 282 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,569 And that's what we were saying, like you've gotta be up... 283 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:47,685 Mom, Dad, I've decided I want a baby brother. 284 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,404 - Oh, honey, can you... - Can you hold one second? 285 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:52,920 - Oh... - Um... 286 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,601 I think we're fine as a family of three. 287 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:56,761 Why can't I have one? 288 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,922 Let's make this easy. Where do you get one? 289 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,488 Why are you laughing and not answering me? 290 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,688 Where did you get me? 291 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,001 What is the joke? 292 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,201 Is there a different subject? 293 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,603 Okay, so there's a super weird vibe in this car right now. 294 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,928 Oh, honey, this is very sweet. 295 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,724 But we have you. 296 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,411 And that's all we need. 297 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:18,607 That's right. 298 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:36,961 No, no, no, don't feel bad. 299 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,167 You can call us anytime. 300 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,924 Call us morning, noon or night. 301 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,286 Weekends, holidays. 302 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,130 No, we will pick up the phone on Christmas. 303 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,327 Oh, well, I don't... Will we? 304 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,084 Yeah, you can call us on Christmas. 305 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:23,680 "Dear Stork Delivery Service, "our adult names are Henry and Sarah. 306 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:27,731 "We are adult parents of an absolutely perfect son named Nate. 307 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,166 "He really deserves a baby brother. 308 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,363 "As adults, it is our adult belief 309 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:36,364 "that it would be irresponsible if this baby did not have ninja skills. 310 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:41,009 "Sincerely, adult parents Henry and Sarah Gardner comma adults. 311 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,770 "Not Nate. 312 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,684 "P.S. He has to have ninja skills!" 313 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:46,881 Hi-ya! 314 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,886 Nailed it. 315 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,924 Happy birthday, dear Tulip! Happy birthday to you! 316 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,970 Whoo! Guys, thank you so much! Oh, my gosh. 317 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:59,004 Don't you think Junior put you down here to get you out of the way? 318 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,123 Cheryl, that's not fair. Why would you say that? 319 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,169 What? I can't help it. I'm your outspoken friend. 320 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,720 I've never done this before, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 321 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,164 Aha! A letter! 322 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,371 "The H.I. Department." 323 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,090 Don't know that one. 324 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,527 He said the number-one rule is "Don't leave." 325 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:19,770 But if I don't deliver the letter, I won't be doing my job. 326 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,046 I'll cover for you! 327 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,361 Okay, thanks! 328 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,126 I have excellent news. 329 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,850 I have taken care of the Tulip problem. 330 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,527 Wonderful. 331 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,009 Monday, it'll all be yours. 332 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,889 Barring any monumental screw-up. 333 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,726 Do you know what we'll do when you're boss? 334 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,370 No. Tell me! 335 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,760 We'll barbecue together. 336 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,291 We'll point at things together. 337 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:48,487 We'll team-build together. 338 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,324 We'll wear suits together. 339 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,604 You'll never be alone because Cornerstore is your family. 340 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,526 - What? - And I'll be like your dad. 341 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,131 And you're like my son. 342 00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,805 My son-ployee. 343 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,006 And like any family... 344 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,571 No, no, no, no, no. 345 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,529 No, no, no, no, no, no. 346 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,682 How do you turn this thing off? 347 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,763 ...and racquetball and fishing... 348 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,206 Why are there so many screens? 349 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,686 Turn off, turn off, turn off! 350 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,885 You're about to get everything you ever wanted. 351 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:21,851 Great convo, Hunter! 352 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,441 I'm so stupid! 353 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,648 I should have just fired her! Why didn't I just fire her? 354 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,644 Tulip! 355 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:30,801 Hey! 356 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,047 Hey, what are you doing out of the room? 357 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,201 I told you not to leave the room! 358 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,691 Nah, it's cool. I'm covering for myself. 359 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:35,881 What? 360 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,371 Okay, we need to get outta here. 361 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,126 Come on. We have to go now. 362 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:43,727 Junior, you asked me to do a thing, and I will not fail you! 363 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,530 Always deliver! 364 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,921 Wait! No! 365 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,685 This is the Baby Factory! 366 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,650 This is the Baby Factory? 367 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,723 No, no, no! 368 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,361 See ya! 369 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:06,646 Why did you do that? 370 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,404 Touchdown Tulip! 371 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:09,800 Stop celebrating! 372 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,241 I think it was supposed to go over there. 373 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,730 Oh... 374 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,090 You're right. That was wrong. 375 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:29,767 Oh, come on! 376 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,809 Why didn't we destroy this place years ago? 377 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,007 Oh, my gosh! 378 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,286 I can't believe what I'm seeing! 379 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,686 Do you see all this? 380 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,649 Junior! This is amazing! 381 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,801 Why put the button there? Uh... 382 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,601 Come on! 383 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,084 Hi-ya! 384 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:09,961 Is it off? 385 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,406 Uh, I believe so. 386 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,647 Are you okay? 387 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,280 Your wing looks a little mangled. 388 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,006 My wing is fine. It's A-O-great. 389 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,650 Yeah, that seems bad. 390 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,040 Let's go. 391 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,084 This place is dangerous. 392 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,682 Huh. What is that? 393 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,605 Cool beans. 394 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,560 - What? - What? 395 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:39,846 - What's happening? - Mom, Dad. 396 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,480 The storks are bringing me a baby brother! 397 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,768 That sounds like a nice dream, buddy. 398 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,002 Let's go back to sleep, honey. 399 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,686 This is the best day of my life! 400 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,604 This is the worst day of my life! 401 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,250 Hunter's gonna kill me! 402 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,323 - Why don't we just tell someone? - Are you insane? 403 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,363 If anyone finds out about this, I am dead meat. 404 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,210 My hopes of becoming boss destroyed. 405 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,840 No, no, no. 406 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,203 Come on! 407 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,080 What up? 408 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,964 - Hey, Pigeon Toady. - Hey, there. 409 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,531 Hey, cool metal thing, brah. 410 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,444 New kind of package? What's in it? 411 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,284 - Candy canes. - Some gas. Uh... 412 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,801 Cool, brah. You catch the game last night? 413 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,724 - Oh, yeah. Real great game. - Excellent playing. 414 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,484 Yeah, too bad about the last quarter. 415 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,728 - Yeah, that was too bad. - Real bummer. 416 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,360 And yet then with a little time left, we pulled it out... 417 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:34,561 - Totally! - Yeah. 418 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,609 ...only to lose it again in the last second. 419 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,569 - Such a disappointment. - It was a comedown. 420 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,449 - Only to get it back. - Best day of my life! 421 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,011 - Only to lose it! - Worst day of my life! 422 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,286 Only to get it back. 423 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:44,487 A roller-coaster of a game! 424 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,642 Only to lose it again. 425 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,245 What a game! Here we go, see you later. 426 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,401 Bye! 427 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,688 Cool. No big deal. 428 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,729 Wait... Wait a second. 429 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,724 There was no game last night. 430 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,245 What the... 431 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,244 Come on. Let's get to my workshop. 432 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,970 We'll be safe there. 433 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,804 All right, okay, all right, all right. 434 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,644 It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. 435 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,406 We just need to keep a low-pro here. Okay? 436 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,364 If one person sees a stork with a baby, 437 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,767 my chances of being named boss are ruined. So... 438 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:21,921 What are you doing? 439 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,320 - I wanna see the baby! - No, no, no. 440 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,481 We do not open that thing. 441 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,961 Just a brief exposure to baby cuteness can ruin your life. 442 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:28,121 Remember Jasper? 443 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,248 Hmm. I'm trying to put my finger on it. I can't think of who... 444 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,482 You're being sarcastic because he changed the course of your life. 445 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:34,641 - That's right. - Yeah. 446 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,451 Huh. How about this? 447 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:42,050 Huh. All right, Storkcon is on Monday. Today is Friday. 448 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,966 If I can just deliver this thing by then, I can still be named boss. 449 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:48,646 Gardner family, here I come! 450 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,924 But your wing's broken. You can't... 451 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,287 Make a plan! Stick to the plan! 452 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,930 Always deliver! 453 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,727 I'll never fly again! 454 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:10,561 What's that? 455 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:11,721 Hmm? What's what? 456 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,370 That. Right there. 457 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,290 Uh... Oh, that? No. 458 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,487 That's nothing. 459 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:17,641 Looks like an airplane. 460 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,802 Well, it kind of is an airplane, I guess. 461 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,240 Great! I'll use it. 462 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:25,087 Oh, well, it kind of took me a long time to make, like years and years... 463 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,924 Great. All leading to this moment. 464 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,366 I'm saving it for something else. 465 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:29,521 - For what? - Hmm? 466 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:30,721 What were you gonna use it for? 467 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:35,645 Uh, it's my dream to deliver packages for Cornerstore.com. 468 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,169 Oh, well, hey there, kid. 469 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:42,449 Now's your chance. 470 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,802 - Uh, I don't know. - Yeah. 471 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,002 I don't even know if it flies. 472 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,327 Eh, uh... 473 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:56,167 You know what? 474 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,561 Yeah, you can use it. Let's deliver this baby. 475 00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,846 Are you sure though? 476 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,402 - Uh... - All right, let's do it! 477 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,409 Okay, great. Let me show you how to fly this. 478 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,164 Um, hello? I'm a bird. 479 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,890 I'm pretty sure I know how to... 480 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,846 I was wrong! I was immediately wrong! 481 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,326 Of course, the autopilot button. That makes perfect sense. 482 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:21,806 I knew that. I was testing you. 483 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,564 Oh, you were testing me on a thing that I made. 484 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,290 - That's correct. - Is your seat wet? 485 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:26,481 Yep. That's my urine. 486 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,449 I peed in the seat when we were falling. 487 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,564 Whoo. What else do you want to talk about? 488 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,324 My baby. 489 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:36,364 Now, I really think you're gonna love this one, Becky. 490 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,726 I think we found you a good one. 491 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:41,082 Yeah, when we saw this, we looked at each other and we were like, "Wow." 492 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,571 "This is theirs." Yeah. 493 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,085 - And it's a fixer-upper... - Yeah. It is. 494 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,571 ...which I know we weren't looking for. 495 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,769 But at least it's not a fixer-downer. 496 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:51,921 Oh, honey, can you just... 497 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,127 - Can you hold one second? - Yeah, can you? 498 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,249 - You're up. You're up. - What? No, it's not my turn. 499 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,721 - You're up, now. You're up. - It can't be. 500 00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,769 So you want a panic room, okay. 501 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,047 Uh... 502 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:02,366 Nate? 503 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:04,921 What? 504 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,320 Nate? 505 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,004 Hey there, buddy. 506 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,207 Whatcha doin' here? 507 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:12,447 I'm preparing. 508 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,011 Right, you're preparing. 509 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,605 For what? 510 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,762 To get my baby brother from the storks. 511 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,126 Right. 512 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:25,565 Hey, I love your school encourages imagination over actual learning, 513 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,724 - but the storks don't deliver anymore. - I know. 514 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,086 They haven't done that in, like, forever. 515 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,605 Dad, you don't have to help me at all. 516 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,610 This is a guilt-free pass for you to go back inside and work. 517 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:35,801 Just go. 518 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,361 - Go. Shoo, shoo, Dad. Go. - What? 519 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,007 Okay, all right. Fine. 520 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,571 You blink and I'll be in college. 521 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:42,881 What was that? 522 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,691 Hmm? No, I'm just walking, working. 523 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,968 - I didn't say anything. You should just... - Okay. 524 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,963 Remember when I was a baby? It felt like one minute ago? 525 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:52,361 - What? - What? Hmm? 526 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,041 Fine. 527 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,969 Dad, you'll be my idol for, like, two more years. 528 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:57,451 Okay, I heard that one. 529 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,329 Okay. All right, look. 530 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,689 Five minutes. That's all the time I have is five minutes, and then we stop. 531 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:03,841 Yeah, five minutes. 532 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:05,041 Five minutes, and then... 533 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,201 We stop. 534 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:09,603 Five minutes and then we stop. 535 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,970 What? 536 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:13,926 Powder? 537 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,645 Baby powder. 538 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,128 Homing pigeon powers activate! 539 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,483 Ah! 540 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,289 Baby, what are we gonna call you, baby? 541 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:40,003 This is crazy. We are delivering a baby! 542 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,804 No, we are delivering a package. 543 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,327 Maybe we should name it instead of calling it "the package." 544 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,084 We do not name the package, okay? 545 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,241 It's very simple. 546 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,448 We make a plan. Stick to the plan. 547 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,204 Always deliver. 548 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,443 And then we get back to Storkcon so the board can name me boss. 549 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,681 Oh, it's so exciting. 550 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,848 What can we expect from boss Junior? 551 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,206 Oh, you know that's top secret. 552 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:01,124 - You can tell me. Come on. - It's gonna be big! 553 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,203 Like what? Like, what, how big? Like, what are you gonna do? 554 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,362 I prefer not to talk about it right now. 555 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:06,641 - Do you not know? - What? 556 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:07,847 - Oh, my gosh. You don't know. - I know. 557 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,604 If you don't know, then why do you wanna be boss? 558 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:10,807 - I know. - You don't. 559 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,531 Oh, man, you laugh when you're uncomfortable. 560 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:14,681 No. 561 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,285 - Am I pushing your buttons? - Uh, no. 562 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:17,771 - Yes, I am. - Nah. No. 563 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,247 - Beep, beep, boop, boop... - No, those aren't even where my buttons 564 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,771 would be if I had buttons. 565 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,126 - Beep, beep, boop, boop... - So, nice try. 566 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,647 I am programming you to tell me why you want to be boss. 567 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,928 I love robots, so this is fun. 568 00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:29,246 We're having a good time together. 569 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,890 Why do you wanna be boss? Why do you wanna be boss? 570 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,491 Back off! 571 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:33,721 Oh, God! No! 572 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,251 No, no, no! 573 00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:42,851 Wow! Well, that was funny. 574 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,286 You almost died. 575 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:49,048 I guess the lesson we learned today is don't ask me why I want to be boss, right? 576 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:51,761 Okay, good talk. 577 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,491 Good talk. 578 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:56,525 That didn't sound happy. 579 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,445 Yeah, well, the package will be delivered soon enough. 580 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:00,647 Uh... 581 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,768 I really think that we should check that out, you know. 582 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:03,961 Ah, just relax. 583 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,810 Okay. Yeah, you're right. 584 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:14,327 Ah, you see, the package has cried itself gently to sleep. 585 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:27,804 I can't take it! 586 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,962 Can't help body movements! Must open pod! 587 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:31,246 Wait! No! 588 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,811 The pod! Gotta open the pod! 589 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,883 Oh, no! No, no, no! Come back! Come back! 590 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,610 - Be there in a jiff! - Pull yourself together! 591 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,205 - Fly this plane! - Gotta open the pod! 592 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,050 We're gonna die! 593 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,646 Well, at least the baby's quiet. 594 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,001 Are you out of your mind? 595 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,924 A baby cries and you crash a plane? 596 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,003 Hey, hey, hey! I was busy with the pod! 597 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,004 Why didn't you turn on the autopilot? 598 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,605 I was panicking! Listen to me, Tulip. 599 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,922 - You crashed a plane, did you hear me? - The baby is quiet. 600 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,809 - You crashed a plane! - The baby is quiet! 601 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,121 - The baby is quiet? - The baby is quiet! 602 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,930 - Why didn't you say anything? - Oh, no! 603 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,241 Why is it quiet? 604 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,046 Open the pod! Open the pod! Open the pod! Open the pod! 605 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,328 How do you open this thing? How do you open it? Come on! 606 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,244 Aw. 607 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,650 Oh, my gosh. You know what I just realized? 608 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,450 This baby and I have the same birthday. 609 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,250 Oh, yeah. I don't care. 610 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,283 You crashed the plane. I don't need you anymore. 611 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,966 I'm going to deliver the package myself. Goodbye. 612 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,567 What? You're breaking up the team? 613 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,207 "Team"? What is wrong with you? 614 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,283 You and I are not a team. We are nothing. 615 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,010 There is no "we." 616 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,366 This is all your fault. This. 617 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,887 This. This! 618 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,209 All of this. 619 00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,970 A good day to you, Orphan Tulip. 620 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,406 A good day. 621 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,170 Well, just so you know, I'll be fine. 622 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:09,885 I'm the most popular person in the entire Letter Sorting department. 623 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,690 - I can't hear you! - I said that... 624 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,410 Yeah, it just sounds like "Blah, blah, blah," 625 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:14,800 but mixed with crying. 626 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,525 But that's not what I'm... Junior, come here. 627 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,682 I can't hear what you're saying, but I assume it's lame. 628 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,570 I said I'm the most popular person... 629 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,404 Lame! 630 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,245 Tulip's dumb. 631 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,368 There's a reason she doesn't fit in. 632 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,251 If you're smart enough to build a plane, then who wrecks one? 633 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,051 I'm gonna deliver this package and be back at Stork Mountain in no time. 634 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,404 Oh, great. Now I'm surrounded by wolves! 635 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,131 What are you gonna do, knock me unconscious? 636 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:54,361 Perfect! 637 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,246 Oh, seriously? 638 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,448 I'm not talking to you. I'm mad at you! 639 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,329 Oh, no. Really? What am I gonna do? 640 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:12,811 We are done! This conversation is over. 641 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:13,961 Last word, me! 642 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,121 - Last word. - Me. 643 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,850 - Last word. Last word. - Me. Me. Me. 644 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:30,487 Listen, I'm the alpha. 645 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:31,641 I'm gonna eat this thing first. 646 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,165 I'm gonna be the new alpha. 647 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,971 No. There is no... There's no need for a new alpha. 648 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,161 I'm the alpha! 649 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,651 - You... - You're not even a beta. 650 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:39,801 I'm the alpha! 651 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,729 No, you're not the alpha! 652 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,122 Aw! 653 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:49,606 What just happened? 654 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:53,009 - What was that? - What did that thing just do? 655 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,248 - I'm sorry. Where were we? - Oh, yeah. 656 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,125 I'm gonna devour this thing. 657 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,601 I'm gonna bite her arm clean off. 658 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,001 You didn't bite her arm clean off. 659 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,650 This tastes like flowers. 660 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,245 Okay, stand aside. 661 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,370 Look at you. Look what you did. 662 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,443 I did the same thing you did. 663 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:24,526 - Are you in love? - I am in love. 664 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:25,886 - Are you in love? - I'm in love, too. 665 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,166 I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. 666 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,731 Hey, guys! 667 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,127 This tiny thing is now a wolf, everybody. 668 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,884 - What did he say? - What? What's happening? 669 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,166 - Louder. We're in the back! - We're keeping it! 670 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,448 - Back of the pack, we're keeping it! - Okay, thank you. 671 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:37,921 Aw, look at that. 672 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,081 The delivery is now complete. 673 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,287 Now, I just need to find a way out of here. 674 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,681 Wait, you're not gonna deliver her to her actual parents? 675 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,241 Baby doesn't know the difference because babies are dumb. 676 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:46,566 Oh, babies are not dumb. 677 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:47,721 They are super dumb. 678 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,565 Babies have a higher level of intelligence than we will ever understand. 679 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,165 You sound like a baby that learned how to talk. 680 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,691 I am a baby that learned how to talk! 681 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,002 Hey, I want to teach it to walk around in circles 682 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,611 - before it lays down. - Yes. Yes. Yes. 683 00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:58,761 That's my favorite thing to teach. 684 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,081 Don't get too close, you're gonna scare it! 685 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,241 I'm not... Ow! 686 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,847 Aw! 687 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:07,880 - Huh. The baby, it's laughing! - Yeah. Good for it. 688 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,087 No. 689 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,527 Okay, I apologize for what I'm about to do. 690 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,680 - Ow! - Sorry. 691 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:15,921 Aw! 692 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,246 - Stop it! - Sorry. 693 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,368 Sorry. 694 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,124 - That's my face! - Sorry! 695 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,810 - Why did you stop? - Come on! 696 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,008 Okay, I get the plan. I can fake it. I can fake it! 697 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,650 Okay, okay. Fake it! 698 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,081 Ow! 699 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,000 Wait! Hold on a second, okay? Wait. 700 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,770 All right, I have an idea. 701 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:41,083 Imagine how much harder she could hit me if you cut us down. 702 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,527 Oh, yeah! I could really wail on this guy. 703 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,121 I mean, you don't have to go that hard, but... 704 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,123 - Oh, I think I do. - Well... 705 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,770 Oh, I'm still mad at you. 706 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:50,961 Cut 'em down! 707 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,441 Grab a stick or something! 708 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,806 Wait, what? 709 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,245 Aw! 710 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,482 Do you want more? 711 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,086 Yeah! 712 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,971 Will this tiny twig be enough? 713 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,849 - Yes! - No! No! 714 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,001 Bigger! 715 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,525 Get the biggest twig you can find! 716 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:14,166 Sorry, Junior. Gotta give the people what they want. 717 00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:18,930 Grab the baby! Let's go! 718 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,529 Wolfpack, chase! 719 00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:24,571 Chase, chase, chase. 720 00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:25,801 Why wouldn't you stop hitting me? 721 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,081 I was distracting them. 722 00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:28,366 Okay, here we go. 723 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,321 Oh! Oh! We should untie the bridge! 724 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,005 Yeah, I know. What do you think I'm doing? 725 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,484 Chase, chase, chase. 726 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,525 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 727 00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,605 Suck it, wolves! 728 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:47,326 Wolf pack! Form of wolf bridge! 729 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,690 Hut, hut, hut. 730 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,726 What is happening? 731 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,848 The wolves are forming a suspension bridge. 732 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,445 - How is that possible? - I don't know. 733 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:06,886 All right, let's go! 734 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,770 A bridge! 735 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,885 We're probably gonna die! 736 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,201 Chase, chase, chase! 737 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:21,881 Let's go! 738 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,041 - The door! - Leave it! 739 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,009 Almost gotcha, almost gotcha, almost gotcha! 740 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,249 Oh, my gosh! We can use that thing as a thing! 741 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,885 Right! To thing to the thing! 742 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,610 Let's go! 743 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,049 - You sound like a monkey. - You sound like a monkey! 744 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,921 Wolf pack, form of wolf boat! 745 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,487 Boat! 746 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:43,880 Are you kidding me? 747 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:45,371 That is so unpredictable! 748 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:46,521 Ha-ha! 749 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,211 Wolf pack! Form of submarine! 750 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:08,600 Submarine! 751 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,369 I didn't know wolves could form a submarine! 752 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,409 I've never seen that before on nature shows. 753 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,244 Okay, quick, get to the plane! 754 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:23,526 What? I thought it was broken. 755 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,921 No, I fixed it with some spare parts. 756 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,487 We're gonna get ya. We're gonna get ya. 757 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,201 All right, let's go! 758 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,407 Junior! 759 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,204 Obviously, I'm not gonna push it. 760 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:44,691 Wait! 761 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,009 Oh, I could push it so easily. 762 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,686 It would take such a little amount of force. 763 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:53,286 Don't look at me like that. 764 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,405 If you don't give us Tiny Thing, we're gonna eat you. 765 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:00,971 We're gonna eat you anyway! 766 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:02,326 You don't say it. 767 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,562 You make the deal and then you eat them anyway. 768 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:05,721 Gotcha! 769 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,006 We're not going to eat you! 770 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:08,486 Well, now it's too late! 771 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,483 Oh, no! No! 772 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,290 - Junior! - Let's go! 773 00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,161 All right, let's fly! 774 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:17,321 It doesn't fly. 775 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,130 - What? - It falls! 776 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,329 Why did I save you? 777 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,171 Whee! 778 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,570 Wolf pack! Form of wolf plane! 779 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,123 - Come on! Come on! - Let's go! 780 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,482 Tiny Thing, come back! 781 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:53,530 Oh, come back, Tiny Thing. We need you! 782 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,764 My baby. 783 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,768 Hmm. 784 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:12,721 What? 785 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,486 Five more minutes and then we stop 786 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:16,641 What? 787 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,007 - Five more minutes... - No! 788 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:21,881 That's our chimney! 789 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,451 You're gonna destroy the whole roof? 790 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,728 Mom, we have to replace the chimney with a slide 791 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,882 for when the storks deliver my baby brother. 792 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,041 What he said. 793 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:31,561 No! Don't be crazy. You cannot do the chimney. 794 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,404 Come on, don't make me the mean mom. 795 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,562 - Dads are fun, moms are mean. - I heard that! 796 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:37,404 - Parent conference. - Pinching! 797 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,722 Henry, people are gonna think we're crazy. 798 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:41,001 We need to tell him. 799 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:42,161 Tell him what? 800 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,685 What, to go watch more TV? 801 00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,565 This is the best time I've had with Nate in my life. 802 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,091 I actually feel like a dad again. 803 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:50,368 And when no baby brother shows up? 804 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,602 Well, then we tell him. 805 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:53,761 We can get a new chimney, 806 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,922 but we'll never be able to replace this time with Nate. 807 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,809 And if we put those headsets back on, 808 00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,247 how old will Nate be when we take them off again? 809 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:01,680 I'm not a jerky teen yet. 810 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,207 Fleeting moments, precious memories. 811 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,290 Moms are fun, too. 812 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,606 Wow! That's... That's not a well-made chimney. 813 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,444 I'm... I'm a small woman and that just came... 814 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,045 Yeah, that came right down! 815 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,482 Okay, so, uh, what's next? 816 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,125 Okay, it's Saturday night. 817 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,602 As long as we deliver by tomorrow, we can still make it for Storkcon Monday. 818 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,922 Thanks for waiting for me back there. 819 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,011 I don't know what you're talking about. 820 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,845 Oh, okay, "I'm too manly to admit anything at all about anything." 821 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,001 Is that supposed to be me? 822 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,568 Oh, sorry, "This is a more accurate representation." 823 00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:56,326 Oh, you're so right. That is what I sound like. 824 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,289 Let's both talk like this. 825 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,044 Baby's fussing. 826 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,168 She's bored. We have to distract her. 827 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,481 Oh, let's see. Oh! 828 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:09,041 You are a baby, you are a baby 829 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:10,201 Little hands, little feet 830 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:11,964 - Look at you, you're so sweet - JUNIOR: Stop! Stop! Stop! 831 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,167 You're so cute I wanna... 832 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,446 Let's just step aside, all right? 833 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,290 - And let me do it. - You want to sing to her? 834 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:17,680 Yeah. Is that so surprising? 835 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,365 I'm a pretty good singer, actually. 836 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:20,925 Okay, fine! Sing to her. 837 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,404 When you need a little something 838 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,721 And there's too much to do 839 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,451 Just click your little finger And we'll ship it for you 840 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,843 Cornerstore, Cornerstore.com 841 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:33,845 Free shipping does not apply in Alaska and Hawaii. 842 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,684 Wait, wait, wait, is that a song? 843 00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:37,126 That's not a song, that's an ad. 844 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,408 - Well, strap in for this one then, Tulip. - Okay. 845 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,165 Cornerstore 846 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:42,367 I like how this is going. 847 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:45,046 Let your packages rain down on me 848 00:40:57,720 --> 00:41:00,769 Uh, this looks like a good place to rest for the night. 849 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,251 Junior, what are talking about? Why are you acting... 850 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:03,401 I can't hear what you're saying. 851 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,602 - Junior? - I can't hear you! 852 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:07,641 Junior! 853 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,204 Hmm... 854 00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:25,564 Hey! Have you seen a red-headed lady and a stork? 855 00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:26,767 A bird and a lady? 856 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,371 I don't know what you're talkin' about. 857 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:31,729 I saw two that fit that description the other day! 858 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,924 No, man, I will not be your friend. 859 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:37,368 Sorry, thought we were vibing. 860 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,209 Why you being so creepy? 861 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,767 You know what? Just get... Here. Here. 862 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,089 I'm just gonna put this right here. 863 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:19,801 Uh... 864 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,810 What happened back there? 865 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,325 What? What do you mean? 866 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,847 Uh, you stabbed the raft? For literally no reason! 867 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,321 It was not for no reason. It was for personal reasons. 868 00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,682 Anyways, there's a port right there on the coast. 869 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,805 We'll just leave first thing in the morning and deliver the package. 870 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:36,766 Just call it "the baby." 871 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,490 Why are you so afraid of babies? 872 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:42,241 Because this one single package could ruin everything I've worked towards my entire life! 873 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,402 - Why do you wanna be boss again? - Not this again. 874 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,642 No, really. Why do you wanna be boss of Cornerstore? 875 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,485 I don't know, okay? I mean... 876 00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,085 Why does anyone want to be boss? 877 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:52,241 It rules. That's why. 878 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,323 Yeah, but what would you do? 879 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,331 - I don't know. What would you do? - I'm glad you asked! 880 00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,450 Well, for one, I would employ a more diverse variety of birds and animals. 881 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,642 Two, I would get rid of the Cornerstore warehouse 882 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,325 because that building is a bummer. 883 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,563 And three, I would start delivering babies again. 884 00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,289 Okay, you were very prepared for that question. 885 00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:12,481 Man, I feel so close to you. 886 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:13,641 Like we're girlfriends already. 887 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,525 All right, I knew as I was saying it that I should just keep my mouth shut. 888 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,490 Aw, I want to braid your feathers immediately! 889 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,649 Look, uh... 890 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,081 Yeah? 891 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:35,527 While we're being real honest right now, I'll tell you why I built my plane. 892 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,604 It's not to deliver packages for Cornerstore.com. 893 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,846 I built my plane to find my parents. 894 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:48,563 But I thought you didn't know where your parents lived. 895 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:53,529 When Jasper destroyed my homing beacon, I lost all the pieces. 896 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:55,045 Except one. 897 00:43:56,840 --> 00:44:01,402 And I thought this, plus some luck might be enough to find my parents. 898 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,882 So, you sacrificed your plane for this baby? 899 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,724 - Yeah. - Why? 900 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:10,885 Oh, I don't know. I guess if this baby finds her family, 901 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:12,809 I mean, it's worth it. 902 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,526 Right? 903 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,082 Fine. You can name her. 904 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:19,771 - Really? - Yeah, go ahead. 905 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,046 Diamond Destiny. 906 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,406 Okay, I changed my mind. You can't name her. 907 00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,005 Too late! Her name is Diamond Destiny. Yes, it is! 908 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:25,650 I thought it was gonna be, like, an actual name. 909 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,325 It is a name. Diamond Destiny is her name! 910 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,403 Isn't that right, Diamond Destiny? 911 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:34,242 We're gonna find your parents, and everything is gonna be just perfect. 912 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,165 You'll find your family. 913 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,646 You think? 914 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,040 For sure. 915 00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:42,571 Good night. 916 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:44,760 Good night! 917 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:50,923 Huh! 918 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:52,566 What is it? I'm up. 919 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,610 Do you think she's hungry? 920 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,046 Yeah. I don't know. 921 00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,248 Uh, maybe she just needs to be rocked. 922 00:44:58,920 --> 00:44:59,921 Okay. 923 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:06,401 Oh, my gosh. 924 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,011 Her eyes could not be more open. 925 00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:09,685 Okay, grab that end. 926 00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,245 It's like we're a family. 927 00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:16,521 We are not like a family. 928 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,843 We're just a guy and a girl trying to put our baby to sleep. 929 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,570 Let's just put her to sleep. 930 00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,330 Come on, close, close, close. 931 00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,323 Okay, close. Close, close, close. 932 00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,323 That's good, right? Is that closed enough? 933 00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:29,005 No! Look, I can still see eyeball. 934 00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,608 Can we manually close them? Here. 935 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,649 No! Don't do that! What are you doing? 936 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,643 I'm gonna... Wait! Okay, give me the eye glue. 937 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,484 - What? - You know, for gluing eyes shut. 938 00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,210 No, we don't have any. 939 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:40,527 It's gonna stick. 940 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,162 What if she never goes to sleep? 941 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:45,481 All right, you know what? I got her. 942 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,250 You just go to bed. You go to bed. It's fine. 943 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:50,165 No, I don't wanna go to bed if you're gonna be up. I'll feel bad. 944 00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,845 I know. But if I go to bed, then I'm gonna feel guilty. And I just can't. 945 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,161 No, that's what I'm saying. Listen to me. 946 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,761 No, so that's why you go to bed, and I'll take care of her. 947 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,244 All right. I'll go to bed. 948 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,126 I can't believe you went to bed! 949 00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,004 What? You just said it was okay for me to go bed! 950 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,161 Okay, you know what? 951 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:06,850 Can we just rock her in our arms? 952 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,843 No. We do not. No loving the baby. 953 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,206 You said "baby." 954 00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:11,771 Fine. I don't care. I don't care. 955 00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:13,367 You love it. 956 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,489 Goodbye, brah! 957 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:20,491 How you like me now? Huh! 958 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,202 "How you like me now"? 959 00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,202 How you like me now? 960 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:28,807 How do you like me now! 961 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,088 Now there was a time 962 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,123 When you loved me so 963 00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,081 I could do no wrong 964 00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:43,722 And now you need to know 965 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:44,927 Dance break! 966 00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:55,605 How you like me now? How you like me now? 967 00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,127 And you're sure you saw this? 968 00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,760 Yes, I'm sure I saw this. 969 00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,849 All right. Let's keep this quiet. 970 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,286 Yes, sir. 971 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,329 Thank you for your loyalty, Pigeon Toady. 972 00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:09,927 Or should I say boss. 973 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,165 Cool, cool, cool. 974 00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,969 Whoa! Steam room in an elevator. Mind blown! 975 00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:30,121 Shut up! I'm planning. 976 00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:31,321 Oh, that's cool. 977 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:32,606 All right. Now, listen. 978 00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:34,285 First, we have to stop that delivery. 979 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,881 But we don't know where they're headed. 980 00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,481 Indeed. We won't go to them. 981 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:40,766 We'll make them... 982 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:42,041 Come to us. 983 00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:43,884 Yes! 984 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:45,924 Well, I'm off. 985 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:47,923 You're in a suit suddenly. 986 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,206 Let's go. 987 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,089 My towel blew away. 988 00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:58,646 Junior. 989 00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,006 Wake up. We gotta go. 990 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:01,207 I'm still asleep. 991 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:02,486 I know, we gotta go, we gotta go. 992 00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,005 Just let me sleep a little longer. 993 00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:06,561 Junior. Baby's awake. Ship's leaving. Let's go! 994 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:08,848 You do it. You get the baby. 995 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,650 Junior, I'm tired, too! 996 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,007 You made it, you get it. 997 00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:16,281 Hey! 998 00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,085 Ooh! 999 00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:24,320 Yes! 1000 00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:26,770 Diamond Destiny, you come back here right now. 1001 00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:27,961 I'm not fooling around. 1002 00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,451 All right, let's go. We got a boat to catch. 1003 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,125 We got a boat to catch, oh! 1004 00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:32,281 Here we go. On it. 1005 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:33,566 Home stretch! 1006 00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:52,163 We have to be absolutely silent. 1007 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,011 One human sees a stork with a baby and we'll get reported. 1008 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,367 All right, last one. Let's pack it up. 1009 00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:05,561 What was that? 1010 00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:06,801 Sounds like a baby. 1011 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,651 That's very suspicious. 1012 00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,009 - Why is she doing that? - I don't know. 1013 00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:13,650 Diaper? 1014 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,001 Check. 1015 00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:16,161 Food? 1016 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:17,801 Check. 1017 00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:18,961 Maybe she needs a nap. 1018 00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:20,485 Rock-a-bye baby, on the treetop 1019 00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,603 Nope. What is it? What does she want? 1020 00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:23,761 It's coming from over there! 1021 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:30,166 I don't know. She's reaching for you. 1022 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:31,321 Maybe she just wants you. 1023 00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:32,931 No. That doesn't make sense. 1024 00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:36,890 Technically, she should be perfectly happy. 1025 00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:38,644 What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? 1026 00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:40,291 I have no idea. 1027 00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:44,521 Oh, no! 1028 00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:45,921 Oh, no. 1029 00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:47,849 She's gonna blow! She's gonna blow! 1030 00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:49,041 What do I do with her? 1031 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:50,281 Take her, take her. Just take her! 1032 00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:07,884 - Ah, look at that. - Hmm. 1033 00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:09,690 Actually seems to be working pretty well. 1034 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,207 Ha! She smells so nice! 1035 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,563 Who's got the little sparkly eyes? You do. 1036 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:20,246 You do. 1037 00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,448 Oh, no! The boat's leaving! 1038 00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,203 No, no, no! Come on! 1039 00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,931 Wolf pack. Form of wolf minivan! 1040 00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:40,160 Minivan! 1041 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,164 Ow, ow, ow... 1042 00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:45,241 Give me a break! 1043 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:46,401 - Click, click. - Click. 1044 00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,161 My baby! 1045 00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:50,560 Ah! We got the Tiny Thing! 1046 00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:52,484 This is not a safe way to transport the baby. 1047 00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:54,927 - We're parents now. - Just go slower. 1048 00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:58,323 - You're right, you're right, you're right. - Slower. 1049 00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:00,887 Okay, good. 1050 00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:03,130 Is that good, Tiny Thing? 1051 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,011 Hmm? Tiny Thing? 1052 00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:06,810 We lost her again! 1053 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,326 Quick! We can get to the boat through here. 1054 00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,686 Ah! 1055 00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:16,211 Wait. Why are you running so weird? 1056 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,203 What don't I know? 1057 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,604 My old nemesis. 1058 00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:22,610 "Glass." 1059 00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:30,484 Birds can't see glass! 1060 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:34,441 Give us Tiny Thing. 1061 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,728 Just go, Tulip. It's too late for me. 1062 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,769 You've got the baby. You can deliver her yourself. 1063 00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:40,968 What? No, I'm not leaving you behind! 1064 00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:42,963 We can do this. Together! 1065 00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:45,009 Where's the Tiny Thing? 1066 00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:47,487 - All right. Tulip, you got this! - Tiny Thing! Tiny Thing! 1067 00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,688 - Okay, left. Right. Straight. - Where's the Tiny Thing? 1068 00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,888 Straight! Left! Right! 1069 00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:55,083 Oh, no! I'm panicking! 1070 00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:57,447 Uh, right again! Left, I mean. Left! 1071 00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:58,931 Right! Right, I mean. 1072 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:00,964 Left! Left! Right! Right! 1073 00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:02,645 Left! Left! Left! Right! 1074 00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:04,166 Rolft! I mean, ralft! 1075 00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:08,411 Right! Left! I'm just shouting words! 1076 00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,244 This is not working! 1077 00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,123 Oh-oh! We did that together! 1078 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:15,725 I ran into every piece of glass. 1079 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,166 Some, more than once. 1080 00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:20,441 Oh, jeez. 1081 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,211 Ah! 1082 00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:25,521 What are the chances of that? 1083 00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,205 I guess, pretty high in a glass factory. 1084 00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,408 - Tiny Thing! Tiny Thing! - Come on! 1085 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,409 First, we're gonna take Tiny Thing 1086 00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,040 and raise her to be a strong, independent woman. 1087 00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:40,771 And then, we're gonna eat you. 1088 00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:42,931 We made a great team. 1089 00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,890 My baby. 1090 00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:48,322 That's my baby! 1091 00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,010 It's Jasper! 1092 00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:52,207 My baby! 1093 00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:58,209 - No, no, no! - My baby! My baby! My baby! 1094 00:54:58,360 --> 00:54:59,407 Let go! 1095 00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,244 Let go of us! 1096 00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:04,403 Wolf pack, form of... 1097 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:07,045 Broken heart! 1098 00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:09,481 Cry! Cry! 1099 00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:10,841 Get away from us! 1100 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,047 - Get away! - Stay back! 1101 00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:13,241 - Go home! - Come on! 1102 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:14,401 Don't make me hit you! 1103 00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,370 - Hey, hey, hey! Let me explain! - I don't wanna hear it! 1104 00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:18,851 When you orphaned me, you said "whoops!" 1105 00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,644 Whoops! You said "whoops!" Who does that? 1106 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,404 Will you please let me explain? 1107 00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:24,722 Hey! She doesn't wanna hear your explanation, guy! 1108 00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:25,967 Back off! 1109 00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,122 I fell in love with you. 1110 00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:30,481 Okay, fine. 1111 00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:32,409 Honestly, I am very curious. Let's hear it. 1112 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,687 Look, they tell you being a stork isn't gonna be easy. 1113 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:38,966 Always deliver. 1114 00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:41,090 I failed to do that. 1115 00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:44,164 Your beacon broke. The pieces scattered. 1116 00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:45,885 I spent my entire life 1117 00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:50,682 searching for the missing pieces so that I could deliver my baby. 1118 00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:54,527 And yet, after all these years, I'm still missing one piece. 1119 00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:57,569 - But, I have pledged... - Oh, my gosh! Wait. 1120 00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:59,484 ...to be the parent I took from you, Tulip. 1121 00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,369 And I will lay down my life. 1122 00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:03,204 I have the missing piece! 1123 00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:05,885 Excuse me, what? 1124 00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,122 I have the missing piece. 1125 00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:18,450 My home! 1126 00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:20,280 I'm going home! 1127 00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:25,488 I'm gonna finally meet my real family. 1128 00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,131 Oh, my gosh! 1129 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:29,163 This is crazy! Junior, can you believe it? 1130 00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:30,885 No, that's so... That's so great. 1131 00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:32,645 Yeah, yeah, you should go. 1132 00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:36,210 Oh, yeah, well, after we deliver the baby. But, yeah! 1133 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:38,363 No, no, no. I can take care of the baby. 1134 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:39,646 You should go now. 1135 00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:41,725 No, no, no. We have to finish the delivery. 1136 00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:42,961 I'm sorry to cut you off. 1137 00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:46,090 You know what's so funny is just then when you said "real family", 1138 00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:47,605 it, like, weirdly hurt my feelings. 1139 00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:49,962 But I realized how stupid that is. 1140 00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,368 I mean, I'm a bird and you're, like, a sloppy human 1141 00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:55,046 and that's not our baby. It's just some baby. 1142 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:58,283 Well, I mean, we're not, like, a "family", but we are like a family. 1143 00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:02,001 Well, it's like we are except instead we're more like employees 1144 00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:03,685 who are delivering a package, and that's all. 1145 00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:05,171 Do you know what I mean? 1146 00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:06,481 And you should go to where you belong. 1147 00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:07,846 Now. Do you know what I mean? 1148 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,729 No! Junior, we are a team, okay? 1149 00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,161 We're gonna deliver this baby, then we're gonna meet my parents, 1150 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,682 - then I'm gonna show them Stork Mountain. - I was supposed to fire you. 1151 00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:16,921 Okay? 1152 00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,682 You were supposed to fire me? 1153 00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:21,205 Yeah. 1154 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:24,045 Well, "liberate". "Free". Yes, fire. 1155 00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:25,690 And then I didn't, and then this all happened. 1156 00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:28,161 Look, there's nothing waiting for you back at Stork Mountain. 1157 00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:34,366 Who cares though? 1158 00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,204 It's time for you to go and meet your real family! 1159 00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:38,283 That's exciting, right? 1160 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:40,401 Look, I... 1161 00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:43,046 I just think this is for the best, you know? 1162 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,249 It's what you've always wanted. 1163 00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:48,601 Yeah, I wanna go meet my family. 1164 00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:51,525 So, yeah, I better go now, I guess. 1165 00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,922 It's gonna be fine. I'll take good care of her. 1166 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:56,407 Okay, okay. Fine. 1167 00:57:58,440 --> 00:57:59,726 Goodbye, little girl. 1168 00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:01,882 Have a good trip back home. 1169 00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,451 You take care... 1170 00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,887 And be safe. 1171 00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:34,448 I'm scared. 1172 00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:37,649 They're your family. They're going to love you. 1173 00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:43,729 I'll be right here. 1174 00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:45,445 Oh, oh! Give me your camera. 1175 00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:47,967 I'd love to capture this family moment. 1176 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:52,564 Okay, camera rolling and action. 1177 00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:04,682 Yup. Okay. 1178 00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:07,486 Ring the doorbell. 1179 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:11,962 I don't hear a doorbell ringing. 1180 00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:18,569 You're right. Let's take our time. 1181 00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:20,961 I've only waited my whole life for this! 1182 00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:24,281 Tulip? 1183 00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:33,009 Hmm? 1184 00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:41,525 The storks! 1185 00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:47,401 Oh, boy! 1186 00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:49,125 - Here we go! - Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! 1187 00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:50,611 - Okay. Big smile! - I'm a little nervous. Okay. 1188 00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:52,205 Everyone, calm down! 1189 00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:58,805 This is not to code. 1190 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,570 - What? - This all has to come down. 1191 01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:04,321 Hunter? 1192 01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:06,323 - You're fired! - But, but, but... 1193 01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:08,164 "But, but, but..." You are so idiotic! 1194 01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:09,560 How were you not suspicious? 1195 01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:13,690 I thought it was a gentrifying neighborhood. 1196 01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:15,882 Didn't expect to see you here, brah! 1197 01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:17,724 Oh, yes, I did. I set it up. 1198 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:19,121 Seize the thing! 1199 01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:24,764 Wait, no! Not the baby! 1200 01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:28,443 Don't worry. She's gonna be fine. 1201 01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:29,721 She's with penguins. 1202 01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:32,451 They have whole documentaries about how great they are at babysitting. 1203 01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:36,961 And she'll be an excellent swimmer. 1204 01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:39,885 And then when she's old enough, we'll return her to the human world. 1205 01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:42,407 That's insane! You need to deliver her! 1206 01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:45,848 We can't let it get out that the new boss accidentally made a baby! 1207 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,968 Our stock would plummet, everything we've built. 1208 01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:50,401 My entire company will fall apart! 1209 01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:52,244 Those parents can never find out. 1210 01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:54,129 Okay, we're ready to go. 1211 01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:57,722 Who's the baby now? 1212 01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,206 Good enough. 1213 01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:10,129 - "Cease and desist"? - Why? 1214 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:12,931 This is not up to code, and quite frankly, it looks dangerous. 1215 01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:14,081 We can't tear it down. 1216 01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:16,288 'Cause then the storks won't deliver my baby brother. 1217 01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,648 The policeman's right, Nate. 1218 01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:31,804 They don't deliver babies. Not anymore. 1219 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,764 Then why did we do all this stuff? 1220 01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:37,442 Because we were having such fun playing with you. 1221 01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:40,524 Oh, honey. We spent time together. 1222 01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:42,444 And that's what matters. 1223 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,967 So is this like a ticket thing or a warning thing? 1224 01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:47,321 It feels like a warning, right? 1225 01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:49,289 Yeah, we are warned. We are properly warned. 1226 01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:27,084 Oh, buddy. 1227 01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:31,886 Come on. 1228 01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:38,446 What? 1229 01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:45,521 Oh, my gosh! Are you okay? 1230 01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:46,841 What happened? Where's the baby? 1231 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,331 They tied me up and took her. 1232 01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:49,686 Why would you think this was her house? 1233 01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:51,490 It's surrounded by a bunch of scary warehouses! 1234 01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:52,641 Gentrification! 1235 01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:54,689 How could they just take her? She was your responsibility! 1236 01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:55,841 It wasn't my fault, okay? 1237 01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:57,769 I'm not blaming you. I'm just worried about the baby! 1238 01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:59,928 Well, I'm also worried, which is why I'm yelling! 1239 01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,684 We're yelling 'cause we're wasting time! 1240 01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:03,649 How can we get back to Cornerstore? 1241 01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:06,804 You're shopping? What are you doing? 1242 01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:12,126 Oh, I see. You did that so we could hide in the box 1243 01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:13,406 and get back to Cornerstore real quick. 1244 01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:14,726 - That's right. - Yeah. 1245 01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:17,600 Wait a minute. Junior, what is going on? 1246 01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:21,526 What the heck is this? 1247 01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:23,330 This is Storkcon. 1248 01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:26,404 Once a year, storks come together for one thing. 1249 01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:27,561 Storkcon! 1250 01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:31,520 The biggest stork convention on the planet Earth, where birds and... 1251 01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:32,886 - Uh, Junior? - What? 1252 01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:34,690 What are you doing? We have to save the baby. 1253 01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:36,683 I'm just a huge fan of Storkcon. 1254 01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,080 'Cause it's so cool. 1255 01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:39,607 There. Look, look, look! 1256 01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:41,728 They're headed towards the flight deck. 1257 01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:45,565 What? It calms me. 1258 01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:49,770 Presenting the world's first round box 1259 01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,251 Sphericus! 1260 01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:55,969 Circles can hold dreams! 1261 01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,684 How are we gonna get through this crowd? 1262 01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:01,171 Hello. 1263 01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:03,848 I'm full of dreams! 1264 01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:06,927 Hey, you guys aren't supposed to be back here. 1265 01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:10,529 Pardon me, big guy. 1266 01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:11,927 I'm full of dreams! 1267 01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:13,081 Listen to me, Tulip. 1268 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:15,931 Even if we get the baby, we have no way to get out of here. 1269 01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:17,326 Storkcon is huge 1270 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:19,170 for storks come from all across the world... 1271 01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:20,446 Junior, stop talking about Storkcon! 1272 01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:21,681 All right, I'm sorry. 1273 01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:23,205 It's just really impressive. Here we go. 1274 01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,602 Put down that baby! 1275 01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:22,765 Whoo! 1276 01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:23,171 Growth analytics suggest increased bandwidth 1277 01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:25,971 enabling us to silo creative core components. 1278 01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:27,121 I got your text. 1279 01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:28,725 Sorry, but we could only find one jet pack. 1280 01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:30,206 All right, give me the pack. I'm taking her. 1281 01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:31,725 - What? No, I'm taking her. - No way. 1282 01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:32,921 When you had her last, you lost her. 1283 01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:35,082 - After you left us. - After you fired me! 1284 01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:36,526 'Cause you're bad at everything. 1285 01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:37,721 - I wish I'd never met you. - Whoa! Wow, 1286 01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:39,086 well, you know what? I wish I'd never met you. 1287 01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:42,001 The only good thing to come out of all of this is this baby, and I am taking her. 1288 01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:44,731 This baby is far too precious and perfect for you. I'm taking her! 1289 01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:45,927 - I'm taking her. - I'm taking her! 1290 01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:47,923 - I'm taking her! - I'm taking her! 1291 01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:53,043 What is that? 1292 01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:58,651 My pants fell down. Oh, no! 1293 01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:12,162 - Where are we going? - I don't know! 1294 01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:15,051 Oh, okay. Not that way. 1295 01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:16,201 Not that way either. 1296 01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:17,441 Hey, guys. 1297 01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:19,929 This is very overwhelming. 1298 01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:23,011 Hand over that thing! 1299 01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:27,966 Come one step closer, 1300 01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:31,324 and I will drop this. 1301 01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:33,085 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... 1302 01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:38,323 Junior, look, hand over the baby, and we'll let bygones be bygones. 1303 01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:39,527 More than that. 1304 01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:41,728 You can still be... 1305 01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:50,081 Why isn't it working? 1306 01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:54,041 One baby? 1307 01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:56,924 How about a million! 1308 01:07:57,080 --> 01:07:58,127 Wait, no! 1309 01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:02,686 Danger. Danger. 1310 01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:05,286 I did not think that through. 1311 01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:11,210 No! 1312 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:25,401 - Turn it off! Turn it off! - Aw! 1313 01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:27,763 You stop it this instant! 1314 01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:48,723 Shut it down! Shut it down! 1315 01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:51,690 This is my moment! 1316 01:09:58,240 --> 01:09:59,446 Whoa! 1317 01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:01,246 Ooh! 1318 01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:04,127 Oh, no! 1319 01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:14,321 Uh... 1320 01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:15,806 Uh-oh. 1321 01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:24,803 - Let's go! - Come on! 1322 01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:26,962 Go, go, go! Grab it! 1323 01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:41,120 - Over here. I got this one. - Catch it! 1324 01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:43,089 Got it! Whoo! 1325 01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:44,651 Out of my way! Out of my way! 1326 01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:48,970 Oh, no! 1327 01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:56,489 One million babies! 1328 01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:03,761 Oh, hi. 1329 01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:04,967 - Oh, no! - No! 1330 01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:06,167 Come on! 1331 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:10,567 Now it's time to do what I should've done so long ago. 1332 01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:13,406 Destroy the Baby Factory! 1333 01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:14,607 No, you can't. 1334 01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:15,841 - Yes, I can. - No, you can't! 1335 01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:17,530 - Yes, I can. - No, you can't! 1336 01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:19,849 We could go on like this all day. I'm just gonna go on 1337 01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:21,724 and destroy the Baby Factory. 1338 01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,207 Goodbye, baby-making machine. 1339 01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:30,491 What the heck? 1340 01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:32,611 Told you babies were smart. 1341 01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:38,046 Babies are dumb. Babies are super-duper dumb. 1342 01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:39,201 - No, no, no. - No, no. Wait, no. 1343 01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:41,647 - Diamond, give it back! - You stop it, this instant! Stop! Stop! 1344 01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:44,921 Come on! 1345 01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:46,167 What? 1346 01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:48,601 No! 1347 01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:20,086 Whoa! 1348 01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:27,841 Now get over here and get me out of here. 1349 01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:30,081 Oh! 1350 01:12:30,440 --> 01:12:32,442 All right. Don't move. 1351 01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:41,288 Whoa! 1352 01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:43,686 What? 1353 01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:48,801 Oh, no. 1354 01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:03,481 No! 1355 01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:51,602 Always deliver! 1356 01:13:54,440 --> 01:13:55,441 Whoo! You did it! 1357 01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:57,125 I can hear my bones. 1358 01:13:57,840 --> 01:14:01,447 Yeah, we should land because this hurts so much. 1359 01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:04,211 We did it! We did it! We're a family! 1360 01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,283 Yes! We're a... 1361 01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:12,564 Sorry, I kinda ruined the moment there. 1362 01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:14,569 I just have so much internal bleeding. 1363 01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:16,330 We're a family! 1364 01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:17,681 Look at that. 1365 01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:20,201 Uh, what? What? I thought it was broken. 1366 01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:21,566 I guess it was just dislocated. 1367 01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:23,245 It must've popped back in when we landed. 1368 01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:26,085 Oh, yep. What a twist. 1369 01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:42,481 - Oh, no. - Uh... 1370 01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:45,120 So many of them. 1371 01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:46,327 They're pulling my feathers! 1372 01:14:46,480 --> 01:14:48,369 What are we going to do? 1373 01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:50,522 All right, everybody. Gather around. Gather around. 1374 01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:55,091 An annoying person asked me once why I wanna be boss. 1375 01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:57,561 Well, I never knew why until today. 1376 01:14:57,760 --> 01:15:00,604 Baby delivery is our true calling. 1377 01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:03,206 This is not just a bunch of metal and glass 1378 01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:06,523 and whatever that giant magical crystal-looking thing is made of. 1379 01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:10,162 This is the heart of what storks were put on this Earth to do. 1380 01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:11,446 This is our mission. 1381 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:13,682 We pride ourselves on customer service. 1382 01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:16,810 Well, this is a family that never got the baby they asked for. 1383 01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:18,281 Make a plan. 1384 01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:20,090 Stick to the plan. 1385 01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:21,566 Always deliver. 1386 01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:27,646 That's great. This is great. But we don't have any pods. 1387 01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:31,168 Wait! Everyone, stop. Would you stop? 1388 01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:32,321 Hey! 1389 01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:35,282 - What about these? - Yes! 1390 01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:36,487 Thank you, Jasper! 1391 01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:37,766 I agree. 1392 01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:40,571 Baby delivery is what we're born to do. 1393 01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:45,443 Should we do anything about him? 1394 01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:46,687 It's... 1395 01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:47,966 It's fine. 1396 01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:47,650 They're here! Oh, my gosh. 1397 01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:48,926 I can't believe it! They're here! 1398 01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:50,481 They're here! 1399 01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:06,441 Aw... 1400 01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:15,646 Sign here. 1401 01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:16,847 And sign here. 1402 01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:18,405 Initial here. 1403 01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:21,530 Initial here, here, and... 1404 01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:44,329 I love you, my little lady. 1405 01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:47,649 And we always will. 1406 01:18:48,760 --> 01:18:49,966 Bye. 1407 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,321 Oh, so you deliver to the front door. 1408 01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:55,482 So we didn't have to destroy our entire house. 1409 01:18:55,640 --> 01:18:56,641 Yeah. 1410 01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:59,041 Yo, Stork! I ordered a brother! 1411 01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:00,686 I ordered a brother! 1412 01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:02,882 You wanna feed her her bottle? 1413 01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:09,810 Ninja skills. 1414 01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:18,606 You okay? 1415 01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:20,489 Of course. I'm fine. 1416 01:19:21,600 --> 01:19:23,682 Oh, this does not feel good. 1417 01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:25,649 Is every delivery gonna be like this? 1418 01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:28,451 What can I say? It's a terrible business. 1419 01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:31,126 I feel so sad all the time. 1420 01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:33,403 No. I'm actually fine now. 1421 01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:35,449 Yeah, it looks like you're handling stuff real well. 1422 01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:37,648 Yeah. Look good, feel good. 1423 01:19:38,120 --> 01:19:39,804 Yeah, pretty cool, man. 1424 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:41,650 Just enjoying it. 1425 01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:44,485 You know, I'm here if you wanna talk about anything. 1426 01:19:44,640 --> 01:19:45,641 - I'm here to listen. - Nope. 1427 01:19:45,840 --> 01:19:47,842 Okay, well, it seems like you're handling it pretty well. 1428 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:49,001 Yeah, I am. 1429 01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:50,525 - You're shaking. - You're shaking! 1430 01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:52,370 Junior, it's okay to let your feelings out. 1431 01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:53,521 I'm not feeling. 1432 01:19:53,720 --> 01:19:55,484 - It's healthy. - I have no feelings! 1433 01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:56,920 Come on, let it out. 1434 01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:11,047 Hey. 1435 01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:14,042 We're all right behind you. 1436 01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:18,801 Go on. 1437 01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:31,888 Who is it, honey? 1438 01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:37,764 Who is it, Dad? 1439 01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:45,131 Mom and Dad? 1440 01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:56,846 All right, guys. 1441 01:20:57,000 --> 01:20:58,445 We delivered her. 1442 01:20:58,600 --> 01:20:59,601 Let's go. 1443 01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:00,841 Junior! 1444 01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:03,250 Where are you going? Get over here. 1445 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:04,401 Yeah! 1446 01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:07,131 - Come on! - No, no, no. 1447 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:13,811 You love it. 101570

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