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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,637 --> 00:00:34,847 All right, let's try somethin' else. 2 00:00:37,642 --> 00:00:42,230 Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three. 3 00:00:51,906 --> 00:00:54,200 One, two, three, four. 4 00:00:54,284 --> 00:00:56,870 Stay on the beat. 5 00:00:56,953 --> 00:00:58,913 Two, three, four. 6 00:01:03,626 --> 00:01:05,253 That's C-sharp, horns. 7 00:01:06,754 --> 00:01:09,090 Two, three... I see you, Caleb. 8 00:01:10,842 --> 00:01:11,843 Rachel, now you. 9 00:01:12,260 --> 00:01:14,387 Forgot my sax, Mr. G. 10 00:01:14,470 --> 00:01:18,933 Okay, she forgot her sax. And now, all you, Connie. 11 00:01:19,017 --> 00:01:20,101 Go for it! 12 00:01:36,492 --> 00:01:37,785 Way to go! 13 00:01:42,373 --> 00:01:44,792 Hang on, hang on. What are y'all laughing at? 14 00:01:44,876 --> 00:01:46,628 So Connie got a little lost in it. 15 00:01:46,711 --> 00:01:48,338 That's a good thing. 16 00:01:48,421 --> 00:01:49,923 Look, I remember one time 17 00:01:50,006 --> 00:01:51,966 my dad took me to this jazz club, 18 00:01:52,050 --> 00:01:53,593 and that's the last place I wanted to be. 19 00:01:53,676 --> 00:01:54,886 But then I see this guy, 20 00:01:55,345 --> 00:01:58,723 and he's playing these chords with fourths on it, 21 00:01:58,806 --> 00:02:00,225 and then with the minor... 22 00:02:00,308 --> 00:02:01,809 Oh, oh, whoo. 23 00:02:01,893 --> 00:02:04,604 Then he adds the inner voices, and it's like he's... 24 00:02:04,687 --> 00:02:05,939 It's like he's singing. 25 00:02:06,856 --> 00:02:09,734 And I swear, the next thing I know... 26 00:02:11,486 --> 00:02:13,071 It's like he floats off the stage. 27 00:02:14,531 --> 00:02:16,074 That guy was lost in the music. 28 00:02:16,157 --> 00:02:19,369 He was in it, and he took the rest of us with him. 29 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:27,418 And I wanted to learn... 30 00:02:28,795 --> 00:02:30,213 How to talk like that. 31 00:02:31,339 --> 00:02:32,632 That's when I knew... 32 00:02:36,553 --> 00:02:37,887 I was born to play. 33 00:02:40,181 --> 00:02:42,559 Connie knows what I mean. Right, Connie? 34 00:02:42,642 --> 00:02:43,977 I'm 12. 35 00:02:46,938 --> 00:02:49,107 I'll be right back. Practice your scales. 36 00:02:49,983 --> 00:02:51,150 Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Gardner. 37 00:02:52,318 --> 00:02:53,611 You're doing my ears a favor. 38 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:56,114 Hey! Not you, though, you're good. 39 00:02:56,197 --> 00:02:57,282 He's not. 40 00:02:57,365 --> 00:02:59,075 What can I do for you, Principal Arroyo? 41 00:02:59,158 --> 00:03:02,078 I wanted to deliver the good news personally. 42 00:03:02,161 --> 00:03:04,247 No more part time for you. 43 00:03:04,330 --> 00:03:07,375 You're now our full time band teacher. 44 00:03:07,458 --> 00:03:08,626 Job security. 45 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:10,712 Medical insurance. Pension. 46 00:03:10,795 --> 00:03:12,964 Wow. That's, uh, great. 47 00:03:13,047 --> 00:03:17,760 Welcome to the M.S. 70 family, Joe. Permanently. 48 00:03:17,844 --> 00:03:19,762 Thanks. 49 00:03:31,774 --> 00:03:36,821 After all these years, my prayers have been answered. 50 00:03:36,905 --> 00:03:38,948 A full time job. 51 00:03:39,032 --> 00:03:40,408 Working man, coming through. 52 00:03:40,491 --> 00:03:41,492 Yeah, Mom, but I... 53 00:03:41,576 --> 00:03:43,411 You're going to tell them yes, right? 54 00:03:43,494 --> 00:03:44,662 Don't worry, Mom, I got a plan. 55 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:46,164 You always got a plan. 56 00:03:46,247 --> 00:03:48,082 Maybe you need to have a backup plan, too, 57 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:49,959 for when your plan falls through. 58 00:03:50,043 --> 00:03:51,502 A backup plan never hurts. 59 00:03:51,586 --> 00:03:54,255 Joey, we didn't struggle giving you an education 60 00:03:54,339 --> 00:03:55,924 so you could be a middle aged man 61 00:03:56,007 --> 00:03:57,675 washing your underwear in my shop. 62 00:03:57,759 --> 00:03:59,677 Walking around with a hole in his pants. 63 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:01,512 Yeah, but... With this job, you'll be able 64 00:04:01,596 --> 00:04:03,723 to put that dead end gigging behind you. 65 00:04:03,806 --> 00:04:06,517 And Lord knows we need more teachers in this world. 66 00:04:06,601 --> 00:04:07,685 And just think, 67 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:11,940 playing music will finally be your real career. 68 00:04:12,023 --> 00:04:14,984 So you're going to tell them yes, right? 69 00:04:15,401 --> 00:04:16,402 Please say yes. 70 00:04:16,945 --> 00:04:18,112 Yeah, definitely. 71 00:04:18,196 --> 00:04:19,280 Good. 72 00:04:25,119 --> 00:04:26,120 Hello? 73 00:04:26,204 --> 00:04:27,622 How you been, Mr. G? 74 00:04:27,705 --> 00:04:29,916 Uh, it's Curley. Lamont. Lamont Baker. 75 00:04:29,999 --> 00:04:33,086 Hey, Curley! Hey, good to hear your voice, Man. 76 00:04:33,169 --> 00:04:35,547 Uh... Listen. You can call me Joe now, Curley. 77 00:04:35,630 --> 00:04:36,631 I'm not your teacher anymore. 78 00:04:36,714 --> 00:04:38,049 Oh, okay, Mr. Gardner. 79 00:04:38,132 --> 00:04:41,052 Hey, look, I'm the new drummer in the Dorothea Williams Quartet, 80 00:04:41,135 --> 00:04:44,138 and we're kickin' off our tour with a show at The Half Note tonight. 81 00:04:44,222 --> 00:04:45,640 Dorothea Williams! Are you kidding me? 82 00:04:45,723 --> 00:04:48,309 Are you kidding me? Congratulations, Man. Wow! 83 00:04:48,393 --> 00:04:50,687 I would die a happy man 84 00:04:50,770 --> 00:04:53,273 if I could perform with Dorothea Williams. 85 00:04:53,356 --> 00:04:55,817 Oh, well, this could be your lucky day. 86 00:05:16,588 --> 00:05:18,464 Whew, there he is. Hey, Curley. 87 00:05:18,548 --> 00:05:20,550 Leon skipping town really put us in a bind, Man. 88 00:05:20,633 --> 00:05:22,385 Yeah. Uh, I'll bet. I'm glad you made it. 89 00:05:22,468 --> 00:05:25,722 My boy, Bishop, said he sat in with you on a set last year in Brooklyn. 90 00:05:25,805 --> 00:05:26,931 Said you were great. 91 00:05:27,015 --> 00:05:29,309 Well, you know, for a coffee shop. 92 00:05:56,252 --> 00:05:57,253 Hey, Dorothea. 93 00:05:58,254 --> 00:05:59,964 This is the cat I was telling you about. 94 00:06:00,048 --> 00:06:02,425 My old middle school band teacher, Mr. Gardner. 95 00:06:02,508 --> 00:06:03,843 Call me Joe, Dorothea. 96 00:06:03,927 --> 00:06:05,970 Uh... Uh, I mean, Miss Williams. 97 00:06:06,054 --> 00:06:08,514 It's a pleasure. Wow. This is amazing. 98 00:06:10,183 --> 00:06:12,143 Uh, Joe is Ray Gardner's son. 99 00:06:13,311 --> 00:06:17,148 So, we're down to middle school band teachers now. 100 00:06:19,234 --> 00:06:22,946 Get on up here, Teach, we ain't got all day. 101 00:06:29,202 --> 00:06:30,787 What... What are we playin'? 102 00:08:18,478 --> 00:08:19,687 Uh, sorry. 103 00:08:19,771 --> 00:08:22,232 I zoned out a little back there. 104 00:08:24,067 --> 00:08:26,152 Joe Gardner, where have you been? 105 00:08:26,486 --> 00:08:29,113 I've been, uh, teaching, middle school band. 106 00:08:29,197 --> 00:08:30,448 Uh, but on the weekends, I... 107 00:08:30,532 --> 00:08:32,033 You got a suit? Uh... 108 00:08:32,116 --> 00:08:34,494 Get a suit, Teach. A good suit. 109 00:08:34,577 --> 00:08:36,579 Back here tonight. First show's at 9:00. 110 00:08:36,663 --> 00:08:37,914 Soundcheck's at 7:00. 111 00:08:37,997 --> 00:08:39,499 We'll see how you do. 112 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:44,837 Yes! Whoo hoo! 113 00:08:45,255 --> 00:08:48,091 You see that, Dad? That's what I'm talking about! 114 00:08:48,174 --> 00:08:49,175 Hey, look up, look up. 115 00:08:49,259 --> 00:08:51,511 You know what that's gonna say? Joe Gardner! 116 00:08:53,012 --> 00:08:54,514 You're never gonna believe what just happened. 117 00:08:54,597 --> 00:08:56,933 I did it. I got the gig. Yes! 118 00:08:57,016 --> 00:08:58,017 I... I know. 119 00:08:58,101 --> 00:08:59,978 Dorothea Williams! Can you believe it? 120 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:01,646 Hey, Pal, you're gonna get hurt! 121 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:04,399 Just don't tell my mom about this. Okay? 122 00:09:05,108 --> 00:09:07,151 Forget class. I'm in a different class. 123 00:09:07,235 --> 00:09:09,153 I'm in a Dorothea Williams class, Buddy. 124 00:09:09,404 --> 00:09:10,405 You know what I'm saying? I'm... 125 00:09:10,488 --> 00:09:11,865 Whoa! Sorry! 126 00:09:29,799 --> 00:09:30,925 What the... 127 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,184 Hello? 128 00:09:42,395 --> 00:09:43,438 Hello? 129 00:09:55,575 --> 00:09:56,576 What the... 130 00:10:01,331 --> 00:10:03,499 Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hello! 131 00:10:04,626 --> 00:10:06,461 Hello. 132 00:10:06,544 --> 00:10:08,338 Oh, what's your name, Honey? 133 00:10:08,421 --> 00:10:09,923 Uh, I'm Joe. Joe Gardner. 134 00:10:10,006 --> 00:10:12,258 Look, I'm not supposed to be here. 135 00:10:12,342 --> 00:10:15,345 Ah. Must have been sudden for you. 136 00:10:15,428 --> 00:10:18,556 You see, Joe, I'm 106 years old. 137 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:21,476 Been waiting a long time for this. 138 00:10:21,559 --> 00:10:24,604 For what? The Great Beyond. 139 00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:28,566 The Great Beyond? 140 00:10:28,650 --> 00:10:31,611 As in, as in beyond life? Yeah. 141 00:10:31,694 --> 00:10:33,196 That's death right there? (Inuktitut) 142 00:10:33,279 --> 00:10:35,573 This beats my dream about the walrus. 143 00:10:35,657 --> 00:10:36,991 Exciting, isn't it? 144 00:10:37,075 --> 00:10:38,326 No, no, no, listen. 145 00:10:38,409 --> 00:10:39,994 I have a gig tonight. I can't die now. 146 00:10:40,078 --> 00:10:41,663 Well, I really don't think 147 00:10:41,746 --> 00:10:43,122 you have a lot to say about this. 148 00:10:43,206 --> 00:10:44,749 Yes. Yes, I do. 149 00:10:44,832 --> 00:10:47,961 I'm not dying the very day I got my shot. I'm due. 150 00:10:48,044 --> 00:10:49,420 Heck, I'm over due. 151 00:10:49,504 --> 00:10:51,089 Uh uh, uh uh. I'm outta here. 152 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:54,133 I don't think you're supposed to go that way. 153 00:10:54,217 --> 00:10:55,802 This can't happen. I'm not dyin' today. 154 00:10:55,885 --> 00:10:57,929 Not when my life just started. 155 00:11:06,813 --> 00:11:07,814 What was that? 156 00:11:07,897 --> 00:11:10,483 Wait. I'm not finished. I gotta get back. 157 00:11:10,567 --> 00:11:11,776 I don't wanna die! 158 00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:14,070 I'm not done. I'm not done. Run! 159 00:11:14,153 --> 00:11:15,989 Why aren't you running? I don't know. 160 00:11:16,072 --> 00:11:17,782 What's wrong with you people? I don't know. 161 00:11:19,492 --> 00:11:20,493 (Korean) 162 00:11:20,577 --> 00:11:22,328 Where are my pants? 163 00:11:22,412 --> 00:11:24,455 I'm not done. 164 00:11:24,539 --> 00:11:25,540 Ahh! 165 00:11:30,712 --> 00:11:33,423 Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. 166 00:11:33,506 --> 00:11:35,174 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Excuse me. 167 00:11:36,968 --> 00:11:39,971 Help! I'm not done. I gotta get back. 168 00:11:43,141 --> 00:11:44,767 Oh, my... Oh, my goodness. 169 00:12:38,404 --> 00:12:40,573 (Indistinct) 170 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,101 What? 171 00:13:08,476 --> 00:13:09,477 Ow! 172 00:13:12,981 --> 00:13:14,732 Now, now, Everyone, 173 00:13:14,816 --> 00:13:16,442 let's give the mentor some room. 174 00:13:16,526 --> 00:13:19,237 Sorry, new souls. 37, that's enough. 175 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:23,324 Hey, Everyone, look here. Quiet coyote. 176 00:13:23,408 --> 00:13:25,577 Shh. Quiet coyote. 177 00:13:26,411 --> 00:13:27,495 Who... Who are you? 178 00:13:27,579 --> 00:13:28,872 I am the coming together 179 00:13:28,955 --> 00:13:31,416 of all quantized fields of the universe. 180 00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:34,836 Appearing in a form your feeble human brain can comprehend. 181 00:13:34,919 --> 00:13:36,546 What? You can call me Jerry. 182 00:13:36,629 --> 00:13:38,339 Jerry, okay. 183 00:13:38,423 --> 00:13:40,758 Uh, hey, is this Heaven? 184 00:13:40,842 --> 00:13:42,635 No. 185 00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:46,347 Is it H-E-double hockey sticks? 186 00:13:46,431 --> 00:13:49,893 Hell. Hell, Hell, Hell. 187 00:13:49,976 --> 00:13:52,020 Shh. Quiet coyote. Hell. 188 00:13:52,103 --> 00:13:53,897 It's easy to get turned around. 189 00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:56,274 This isn't the Great Beyond. It's the Great Before. 190 00:13:57,066 --> 00:13:58,526 The Great Before? 191 00:13:58,610 --> 00:14:02,030 Oh. We call it the You Seminar now. Rebranding. 192 00:14:04,824 --> 00:14:05,825 Hell. 193 00:14:05,909 --> 00:14:06,910 No, no. You're here! 194 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:15,001 Does this mean I'm dead? 195 00:14:15,084 --> 00:14:16,127 Not yet. 196 00:14:16,211 --> 00:14:18,171 Your body's in a holding pattern. 197 00:14:18,254 --> 00:14:19,339 It's complicated. 198 00:14:19,422 --> 00:14:20,840 I'll get you back to your group. 199 00:14:27,472 --> 00:14:30,475 Come on, Little Souls, get on up here. 200 00:14:33,603 --> 00:14:35,647 Welcome to the You Seminar. 201 00:14:37,690 --> 00:14:39,692 You are in for a treat. 202 00:14:51,829 --> 00:14:53,957 Mm, that's weird. What is it? 203 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,959 The count's off. Excuse me? 204 00:14:56,042 --> 00:15:00,421 There's a soul missing. The count's off. 205 00:15:01,714 --> 00:15:02,840 Huh. 206 00:15:03,925 --> 00:15:07,095 Okay, first stop is the Excitable Pavilion. 207 00:15:07,178 --> 00:15:08,846 You four. In you go. 208 00:15:17,772 --> 00:15:21,526 You five, you'll be aloof. And you two, why not? 209 00:15:25,864 --> 00:15:26,990 Oh, wait a minute. 210 00:15:27,073 --> 00:15:28,825 This is where personalities come from? 211 00:15:28,908 --> 00:15:31,619 Of course. Do you think people are just born with them? 212 00:15:31,703 --> 00:15:33,538 (Indistinct) 213 00:15:36,749 --> 00:15:38,626 So, uh, how do they get to Earth, then? 214 00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:40,712 Well, they use the Earth Portal. 215 00:15:46,259 --> 00:15:49,137 Once they get a complete personality, of course. 216 00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:51,472 Hello? Hello? 217 00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:03,735 Goodbye. 218 00:16:09,449 --> 00:16:11,034 Whee! 219 00:16:12,702 --> 00:16:13,828 Whoo hoo! 220 00:16:16,581 --> 00:16:18,041 Wait, wait, wait. 221 00:16:42,232 --> 00:16:44,067 You sure get lost a lot. 222 00:16:44,150 --> 00:16:46,319 All righty, Mentors. 223 00:16:46,402 --> 00:16:47,862 Just find your name here... Hello, Jerry... 224 00:16:47,946 --> 00:16:48,947 And join us inside. 225 00:16:49,030 --> 00:16:50,031 Got a lost mentor for you. 226 00:16:50,114 --> 00:16:51,241 Thanks, Jerry. 227 00:16:51,324 --> 00:16:53,952 Uh, look, I'm not sure I'm supposed to be here. 228 00:16:54,035 --> 00:16:55,203 I understand. 229 00:16:55,286 --> 00:16:56,704 Mentoring isn't for everyone. 230 00:16:56,788 --> 00:16:58,081 You're more than welcome to opt out. 231 00:16:58,164 --> 00:17:00,500 Actually, on second thought, 232 00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:03,836 you know, the mentoring sounds like fun. 233 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,214 I'm glad to hear it. Jerry will take it from here. 234 00:17:06,297 --> 00:17:09,008 Thanks, Jerry. Head right on over there to Jerry. 235 00:17:09,092 --> 00:17:10,093 Thank you, Jerry. 236 00:17:10,176 --> 00:17:11,386 Is everyone here named Jerry? 237 00:17:11,469 --> 00:17:12,470 Good luck! 238 00:17:12,554 --> 00:17:14,389 Jerry, we've got a problem. 239 00:17:14,472 --> 00:17:15,932 Oh, hello, there, Terry. 240 00:17:16,015 --> 00:17:17,559 The count's off. 241 00:17:17,642 --> 00:17:19,477 I seriously doubt that. 242 00:17:19,561 --> 00:17:21,312 The count hasn't been off in centuries. 243 00:17:21,396 --> 00:17:24,899 151,000 souls go into the Great Beyond every day. 244 00:17:24,983 --> 00:17:27,902 That's 105.2 souls per minute, Jerry. 245 00:17:27,986 --> 00:17:30,280 1.75 souls per second. 246 00:17:30,864 --> 00:17:32,407 And I count every single one of 'em. 247 00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:33,575 Yep. I'm aware. 248 00:17:33,658 --> 00:17:36,411 It's my job to keep track of this stuff, Jerry. 249 00:17:36,494 --> 00:17:37,787 I'm the accountant. 250 00:17:37,871 --> 00:17:39,914 And we all think you're doing a wonderful job, 251 00:17:39,998 --> 00:17:41,416 don't we, everyone? Absolutely. 252 00:17:41,499 --> 00:17:42,500 Looks good from where this guy's standing. 253 00:17:42,584 --> 00:17:43,668 I'd say no. 254 00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:46,421 I'm always counting. I'm counting right now. 255 00:17:46,504 --> 00:17:49,382 You blinked five times since I started talking. Six. 256 00:17:49,465 --> 00:17:51,467 Right. Since accounting is your job, 257 00:17:51,551 --> 00:17:53,636 why don't you figure out the problem? 258 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,555 Maybe I will. Wonderful. 259 00:18:02,478 --> 00:18:03,563 Hello again, Terry. 260 00:18:03,646 --> 00:18:04,856 Don't play dumb with me. 261 00:18:07,901 --> 00:18:09,110 Okay, here we go. 262 00:18:11,571 --> 00:18:12,780 "A." 263 00:18:27,378 --> 00:18:29,923 Hello, there, Mentors. 264 00:18:30,006 --> 00:18:32,967 I'm Jerry, a counselor here at the You Seminar. 265 00:18:33,051 --> 00:18:36,387 Now you don't remember it, but you've been here before. 266 00:18:36,471 --> 00:18:39,390 But don't worry, forgetting the trauma of childbirth 267 00:18:39,474 --> 00:18:41,768 is one of the great gifts of the universe. 268 00:18:42,352 --> 00:18:43,811 Here at the You Seminar, 269 00:18:43,895 --> 00:18:48,024 all new souls are given unique and individual personalities. 270 00:18:48,107 --> 00:18:51,611 I'm an agreeable skeptic who's cautious yet flamboyant. 271 00:18:51,694 --> 00:18:55,698 I'm an irritable wallflower who's dangerously curious. 272 00:18:55,782 --> 00:19:00,537 I'm a manipulative megalomaniac who's intensely opportunistic. 273 00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:02,956 Oh ho, this one might be a handful. 274 00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:04,541 But that's Earth's problem. 275 00:19:04,624 --> 00:19:08,086 You'll notice these souls are all missing something. 276 00:19:08,169 --> 00:19:10,171 What goes in this spot? 277 00:19:10,255 --> 00:19:12,674 Well, these souls need their "Spark." 278 00:19:13,049 --> 00:19:15,093 And that's where you come in. 279 00:19:15,176 --> 00:19:17,262 Maybe you will find their spark 280 00:19:17,345 --> 00:19:19,138 in the Hall of Everything, 281 00:19:19,222 --> 00:19:23,476 where literally anything on Earth could inspire. 282 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,688 Or perhaps you'll prefer the Hall of You, 283 00:19:26,771 --> 00:19:31,651 featuring a selection of moments from your own inspiring life. 284 00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:33,236 And just what is this spark? 285 00:19:44,789 --> 00:19:47,292 I know you're all excited to get to work, 286 00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:49,836 so good luck finding the spark. 287 00:19:49,919 --> 00:19:52,130 Find the spark. 288 00:19:52,213 --> 00:19:54,549 Wow, that was informative. 289 00:19:54,632 --> 00:19:57,844 Now, it's time for my favorite part of the program, 290 00:19:57,927 --> 00:20:01,431 matching you mentors with your soul mates. 291 00:20:01,514 --> 00:20:04,350 Our first mentor is Maria Martinez. 292 00:20:04,434 --> 00:20:06,769 Maria, come on down. 293 00:20:06,853 --> 00:20:08,897 Maria was a rare disease specialist 294 00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:11,357 from the University of Mexico. 295 00:20:11,441 --> 00:20:14,068 I'm cured. I'm cured. 296 00:20:14,152 --> 00:20:16,112 She'll be matched with one of my favorites, 297 00:20:16,196 --> 00:20:20,950 soul number 108,210,121,415. 298 00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:23,995 Congratulations! Off you go. 299 00:20:24,078 --> 00:20:27,248 Our next mentor is Bjorn T. Börgensson. 300 00:20:30,335 --> 00:20:33,213 Dr. Börgensson is a world renowned child psychologist 301 00:20:33,296 --> 00:20:35,965 who was recently awarded a Nobel Prize. 302 00:20:36,049 --> 00:20:39,552 I see pain, death, destruction. 303 00:20:39,636 --> 00:20:41,971 How about now? A pretty butterfly. 304 00:20:43,139 --> 00:20:47,227 Dr. Börgensson will be matched with soul number 22. 305 00:20:48,686 --> 00:20:51,105 Oh, we're gonna get into this now. Excuse me. 306 00:20:52,690 --> 00:20:55,109 22, you come out of this dimension right now. 307 00:20:55,193 --> 00:20:56,569 How many times do I have to tell you? 308 00:20:56,653 --> 00:20:57,779 I don't wanna go to Earth. 309 00:20:57,862 --> 00:20:59,405 Stop fighting this, 22. I don't wanna. 310 00:20:59,489 --> 00:21:00,532 You will go to Earth 311 00:21:00,615 --> 00:21:01,616 and have a life. Make me! 312 00:21:02,075 --> 00:21:04,702 22 has been at the You Seminar for quite some time 313 00:21:04,786 --> 00:21:07,247 and has had such notable mentors as Gandhi, 314 00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:09,332 Abraham Lincoln, and Mother Teresa. 315 00:21:09,415 --> 00:21:11,125 I made her cry. 316 00:21:11,209 --> 00:21:12,377 Ignore that. 317 00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:13,461 Put me down. 318 00:21:13,545 --> 00:21:15,380 We're truly glad to have you here, Dr. Börgensson. 319 00:21:18,091 --> 00:21:21,052 It is an honor having you prepare 22 for Earth. 320 00:21:21,553 --> 00:21:23,429 I'm gonna make you wish you never died. 321 00:21:23,513 --> 00:21:25,640 Most people wish that, 22. 322 00:21:25,723 --> 00:21:28,601 Off you go. Bye! 323 00:21:33,022 --> 00:21:34,899 Where are we? 324 00:21:35,483 --> 00:21:36,568 That's great progress. 325 00:21:36,651 --> 00:21:39,362 You should be very proud. Step by step. 326 00:21:39,445 --> 00:21:41,614 In celebration of Dr. Börgensson's body of work, 327 00:21:41,698 --> 00:21:43,616 we are pleased to present him this honorary... 328 00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:45,285 These past few weeks, I have seen such growth. 329 00:21:45,368 --> 00:21:46,744 So many people I'd like to thank, of course. 330 00:21:46,828 --> 00:21:48,830 Okay, look, I'm sure your life was amazing 331 00:21:48,913 --> 00:21:50,290 and you did amazing things, 332 00:21:50,373 --> 00:21:51,416 but here's what we're gonna do. 333 00:21:51,499 --> 00:21:53,126 We're gonna stand here in silence for a little bit, 334 00:21:53,209 --> 00:21:54,752 then we go back out, you say you tried, 335 00:21:54,836 --> 00:21:57,380 I go back to not living my non life and you go to the Great Beyond. 336 00:21:57,463 --> 00:21:59,007 No, look. Talk all you want, Bjorn. 337 00:21:59,090 --> 00:22:00,508 It's not gonna work, anyway. 338 00:22:00,592 --> 00:22:02,927 I've had thousands of mentors who failed and now hate me. 339 00:22:03,011 --> 00:22:04,095 Mother Teresa... 340 00:22:04,178 --> 00:22:07,181 I have compassion for every soul. 341 00:22:07,265 --> 00:22:08,850 Except you. I don't like you. 342 00:22:08,933 --> 00:22:09,934 Copernicus... 343 00:22:10,018 --> 00:22:12,478 The world doesn't revolve around you, 22. 344 00:22:12,562 --> 00:22:13,563 Muhammad Ali... 345 00:22:13,646 --> 00:22:16,149 You are the greatest pain in the butt. 346 00:22:16,232 --> 00:22:17,317 Marie Antoinette... 347 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,319 Nobody can help you! Nobody! 348 00:22:19,402 --> 00:22:20,695 Thanks, but no thanks, Doc. 349 00:22:20,778 --> 00:22:22,530 I already know everything about Earth, 350 00:22:22,614 --> 00:22:23,656 and it's not worth the trouble. 351 00:22:23,740 --> 00:22:25,783 Come on, don't you want to fill out your pass? 352 00:22:25,867 --> 00:22:27,952 You know, I'm comfortable up here. 353 00:22:28,036 --> 00:22:29,120 I have my routine. 354 00:22:29,204 --> 00:22:31,080 I float in mist, I do my Sudoku puzzles, 355 00:22:31,164 --> 00:22:32,332 and then, like, once a week, 356 00:22:32,415 --> 00:22:34,209 they make me come to one of these You Seminars. 357 00:22:34,292 --> 00:22:35,710 It's not great, but I know what to expect. 358 00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:38,213 Look, kid, I'm not... Can I just be honest with you? 359 00:22:38,296 --> 00:22:40,381 I'm not Bjorn Borgenstein 360 00:22:40,465 --> 00:22:42,091 or whatever his name is. I'm not even a mentor. 361 00:22:42,175 --> 00:22:43,593 Not a mentor? 362 00:22:44,636 --> 00:22:46,846 Ah... 363 00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:48,640 Reverse psychology. 364 00:22:48,723 --> 00:22:51,392 You really are a good shrink, Doctor. 365 00:22:51,476 --> 00:22:52,727 Carl Jung already tried that. 366 00:22:52,810 --> 00:22:55,605 Stop talking! My unconscious mind hates you! 367 00:22:55,688 --> 00:22:57,398 Is there any way 368 00:22:57,482 --> 00:22:59,067 to show a different life in this place? 369 00:23:09,994 --> 00:23:13,998 Wait. You're really not Bjorn Börgensson? 370 00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:16,584 It's my life. 371 00:23:16,668 --> 00:23:19,003 Um, excuse me, what's going on here? 372 00:23:19,087 --> 00:23:21,339 Binaca breath spray? Cheap cologne? 373 00:23:23,007 --> 00:23:25,051 Man, who curated this exhibit? 374 00:23:25,134 --> 00:23:26,553 You did. 375 00:23:27,387 --> 00:23:29,055 ♪ I go to Harlem, it's no problems 376 00:23:29,138 --> 00:23:31,724 Oh, my goodness. It's Cedric's rap group. No! 377 00:23:31,808 --> 00:23:33,851 ♪ Now everybody bow down to the Kings of Queens ♪ 378 00:23:33,935 --> 00:23:36,604 No, don't look at that stuff. Let's look over here. 379 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,190 Dad, I don't wanna go. 380 00:23:39,274 --> 00:23:40,483 I don't like jazz. 381 00:23:40,567 --> 00:23:42,527 Black improvisational music. 382 00:23:42,610 --> 00:23:44,863 It's one of our great contributions to American culture. 383 00:23:44,946 --> 00:23:46,865 At least give it a chance, Joey. 384 00:23:50,285 --> 00:23:51,578 This is where it all started. 385 00:23:51,661 --> 00:23:54,664 This is the moment where I fell in love with jazz. 386 00:23:56,249 --> 00:23:57,292 Listen to that. 387 00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:59,878 See, the tune is just an excuse to bring out the you. 388 00:23:59,961 --> 00:24:02,964 And that's why I became a jazz musician. 389 00:24:04,883 --> 00:24:06,551 It's not what we're looking for. 390 00:24:06,634 --> 00:24:09,429 Wait a minute, that's not how I remember it going down. 391 00:24:09,512 --> 00:24:11,764 Come back when you have something. 392 00:24:11,848 --> 00:24:14,142 Sorry, Joe. Sorry, Joe. 393 00:24:14,225 --> 00:24:15,685 We're looking for something different. 394 00:24:15,768 --> 00:24:17,604 Two, three, four. 395 00:24:37,749 --> 00:24:40,251 My life was meaningless. 396 00:24:49,010 --> 00:24:50,553 No, no, no. 397 00:24:50,637 --> 00:24:51,888 No, I will not accept this. 398 00:24:51,971 --> 00:24:55,016 Kid, give me that badge. I'm goin' back to my body. 399 00:24:55,642 --> 00:24:57,644 Oh, yeah, sure. Here. 400 00:25:06,778 --> 00:25:09,697 Unless it becomes an Earth Pass, I'm stuck with it. 401 00:25:11,574 --> 00:25:14,369 Well, what if I help you turn it into an Earth Pass? 402 00:25:14,452 --> 00:25:15,453 Will you give it to me then? 403 00:25:17,372 --> 00:25:18,540 Wait... 404 00:25:18,623 --> 00:25:22,544 I've never thought of that. I'd get to skip life. 405 00:25:22,627 --> 00:25:24,087 So, yes! 406 00:25:24,671 --> 00:25:26,506 But we gotta get this thing to change first, 407 00:25:26,589 --> 00:25:28,466 and I've never been able to get it to change. 408 00:25:28,758 --> 00:25:30,760 Come on. I know all about sparks. 409 00:25:30,843 --> 00:25:32,637 Because mine is piano. 410 00:25:43,731 --> 00:25:46,776 Really? Nothin' at all? Eh. 411 00:25:46,860 --> 00:25:51,155 Oh, no, not jazz, just music. I don't like music sounds. 412 00:25:51,531 --> 00:25:53,116 It feels like a little too much. 413 00:25:55,034 --> 00:25:56,619 Well, I'm not going out like this. 414 00:25:56,703 --> 00:25:59,372 Where's that, uh, Hall of Everything? 415 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:03,710 I'll be right back. 416 00:26:03,793 --> 00:26:05,003 Don't get ahead of yourself, Pal. 417 00:26:05,086 --> 00:26:07,255 By the way, why do you sound like a middle aged white lady? 418 00:26:07,338 --> 00:26:08,339 I don't. 419 00:26:08,423 --> 00:26:09,549 This is all an illusion. Huh? 420 00:26:09,632 --> 00:26:11,092 This whole place is a hypothetical. 421 00:26:11,175 --> 00:26:13,344 I could sound like this if I wanted to. 422 00:26:13,428 --> 00:26:14,846 Or sound like this instead. 423 00:26:14,929 --> 00:26:16,180 I could even sound like you. 424 00:26:16,264 --> 00:26:17,473 Life is so unfair. 425 00:26:17,557 --> 00:26:20,894 I don't wanna die. Somebody call the wambulance. Wah! 426 00:26:21,644 --> 00:26:23,813 I just use this voice because it annoys people. 427 00:26:23,897 --> 00:26:25,064 It's very effective. 428 00:26:29,485 --> 00:26:31,487 Don't worry, they're fine. 429 00:26:33,114 --> 00:26:34,616 You can't crush a soul here. 430 00:26:34,699 --> 00:26:36,367 That's what life on Earth is for. 431 00:26:36,451 --> 00:26:37,744 Very witty. 432 00:26:40,496 --> 00:26:41,998 Okay. Here we are. 433 00:26:42,081 --> 00:26:44,500 This is the Hall of Everything. 434 00:26:44,584 --> 00:26:45,793 Whoa! 435 00:26:55,303 --> 00:26:56,304 Yes! 436 00:27:02,310 --> 00:27:03,645 Whoa. Congratulations! 437 00:27:03,728 --> 00:27:04,729 So, where do you want to start? 438 00:27:04,812 --> 00:27:05,855 Come on. 439 00:27:07,232 --> 00:27:10,151 Croissants, cakes. Baking could be your spark. 440 00:27:10,235 --> 00:27:12,570 Yeah! But, um, I don't get it. 441 00:27:12,654 --> 00:27:14,614 Just smell it. Can't, and neither can you. 442 00:27:14,697 --> 00:27:15,740 What? 443 00:27:15,823 --> 00:27:17,742 You're right. I can't smell. 444 00:27:17,825 --> 00:27:19,953 We can't... We can't taste, either? 445 00:27:20,036 --> 00:27:21,746 All that stuff is in your body. 446 00:27:22,622 --> 00:27:26,084 No smell, no taste. Or touch. See? 447 00:27:29,796 --> 00:27:32,048 Okay, I get it. Moving on. 448 00:27:32,757 --> 00:27:33,925 Isn't this exciting? 449 00:27:34,008 --> 00:27:35,843 The fire is so pretty. 450 00:27:35,927 --> 00:27:37,345 I kinda wanna let it spread. 451 00:27:37,428 --> 00:27:38,429 Nope. 452 00:27:39,347 --> 00:27:40,557 Hands are hard. 453 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,225 How about a librarian? They're cool. 454 00:27:42,308 --> 00:27:43,518 Yes, amazing. 455 00:27:43,601 --> 00:27:45,061 Who wouldn't like working at a thankless job 456 00:27:45,144 --> 00:27:47,564 you're always in danger of losing due to budget cuts? 457 00:27:47,647 --> 00:27:49,524 Though I do like the idea of randomly shushing people. 458 00:27:49,607 --> 00:27:50,733 Look, obviously this... Shh! 459 00:27:50,817 --> 00:27:51,985 Oh, yeah, that's good. 460 00:27:52,735 --> 00:27:53,736 Meh. 461 00:27:54,737 --> 00:27:55,738 Meh. 462 00:27:56,447 --> 00:27:57,448 Meh. 463 00:28:00,159 --> 00:28:02,245 Meh. 464 00:28:04,372 --> 00:28:06,791 Well, I think that's everything. 465 00:28:06,875 --> 00:28:08,835 Sorry. You told me you'd try. 466 00:28:08,918 --> 00:28:11,004 I did. I'm telling the truth. 467 00:28:11,087 --> 00:28:12,881 If there's one thing I'm not, it's a liar. 468 00:28:12,964 --> 00:28:14,465 Unlike Abraham Lincoln. 469 00:28:14,549 --> 00:28:16,634 You're really okay being on a penny? 470 00:28:16,718 --> 00:28:18,428 Well, of course. It's an honor. 471 00:28:18,511 --> 00:28:20,889 Okay, but they put Andrew Jackson on the 20. 472 00:28:20,972 --> 00:28:22,056 Jackson! 473 00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:24,100 What can I say, Joe? Earth is boring. 474 00:28:24,183 --> 00:28:25,268 Well, what else can we do, then? 475 00:28:25,351 --> 00:28:26,436 Because we're running out of time. 476 00:28:26,519 --> 00:28:28,313 Yeah, you know, time's not really a thing here. 477 00:28:28,396 --> 00:28:29,981 Time's up! 478 00:28:30,064 --> 00:28:32,192 Nice try, Bjorn, but no need to feel bad. 479 00:28:32,275 --> 00:28:33,860 22 here can be a bit of a challenge. 480 00:28:33,943 --> 00:28:35,653 Even though I can't feel it, please don't touch me. 481 00:28:35,737 --> 00:28:37,405 So, let's get you to the Great Beyond. 482 00:28:39,782 --> 00:28:43,203 Um, wait. We forgot to try breakdancer. 483 00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:45,163 Yeah! I think that's gonna be my thing. 484 00:28:45,246 --> 00:28:47,373 Poppin' and lockin'. Windmills. 485 00:28:47,457 --> 00:28:49,209 Settling my disputes with dance. 486 00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:51,628 Can we have one more minute to go back and try breakdancer? 487 00:28:51,711 --> 00:28:52,879 Please, Jerry? 488 00:28:52,962 --> 00:28:54,005 You look really good today, Jerry. 489 00:28:54,088 --> 00:28:57,467 Oh, okay. I've never seen 22 this enthused. 490 00:28:57,967 --> 00:28:59,844 Good for you, Dr. Börgensson. 491 00:29:02,055 --> 00:29:03,056 Run. 492 00:29:05,183 --> 00:29:06,351 In here. 493 00:29:15,818 --> 00:29:16,819 Here it is. 494 00:29:17,570 --> 00:29:18,821 Where does it lead? 495 00:29:18,905 --> 00:29:20,031 Hey, you ask too many questions. 496 00:29:20,114 --> 00:29:21,324 How about you zip it for a minute, m'kay? 497 00:29:21,407 --> 00:29:23,535 And we're going there why? 'Cause I know a guy there. 498 00:29:23,618 --> 00:29:24,994 A guy who can help. A guy like you. 499 00:29:25,078 --> 00:29:27,705 Like me? As in, alive? 500 00:29:27,789 --> 00:29:30,583 Wait, are you actually helping me? 501 00:29:30,667 --> 00:29:32,710 Joe, I have been here for who knows how long, 502 00:29:32,794 --> 00:29:35,255 and I've never seen anything that's made me want to live. 503 00:29:35,338 --> 00:29:39,217 And then, you come along. Your life is sad and pathetic. 504 00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:41,803 And you're working so hard to get back to it. 505 00:29:41,886 --> 00:29:44,264 Why? I mean, this I gotta see. 506 00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:45,723 Okay, let's go. 507 00:29:54,566 --> 00:29:55,942 What is this place? 508 00:29:56,025 --> 00:29:58,236 You know how when you humans are really into something 509 00:29:58,319 --> 00:30:00,488 and it feels like you're in another place? 510 00:30:00,572 --> 00:30:02,782 Feels like you're in the zone, right? 511 00:30:02,866 --> 00:30:04,659 Yeah. Well, this is the zone. 512 00:30:04,742 --> 00:30:06,911 It's the space between the physical and spiritual. 513 00:30:06,995 --> 00:30:10,373 Wait a minute. I was here. Today, doing my audition. 514 00:30:10,456 --> 00:30:13,501 This must be where musicians come when they get into a flow. 515 00:30:13,585 --> 00:30:15,920 Not just musicians. Watch this. 516 00:30:16,004 --> 00:30:19,507 O, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou... 517 00:30:19,924 --> 00:30:20,925 Line! 518 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,721 Oops. 519 00:30:24,804 --> 00:30:25,805 Check this out. 520 00:30:25,889 --> 00:30:28,224 I have been messing with this team for decades. 521 00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:31,895 And the Knicks lose another one. 522 00:30:31,978 --> 00:30:34,397 All right. All right. Where's this guy you know? 523 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,481 I gotta get back to my gig. 524 00:30:35,565 --> 00:30:37,901 Okay. I mean, he's usually down here. What the... 525 00:30:37,984 --> 00:30:38,985 Make a trade. 526 00:30:39,068 --> 00:30:41,362 Make a trade. Make a trade. 527 00:30:41,446 --> 00:30:42,488 What is that? Shh! 528 00:30:43,489 --> 00:30:45,033 Make a trade. Make a trade. 529 00:30:45,116 --> 00:30:46,117 Run! 530 00:30:46,201 --> 00:30:47,785 Make a trade, make a trade, make a trade! 531 00:31:06,596 --> 00:31:09,224 Oh! Ahoy there, fellow astral travelers. 532 00:31:09,307 --> 00:31:11,059 Good to see you again, 22. 533 00:31:11,726 --> 00:31:13,228 Moonwind, how are ya? 534 00:31:13,311 --> 00:31:14,979 On the brink of madness, thanks for asking. 535 00:31:15,063 --> 00:31:16,147 Hey, got a request for you. 536 00:31:16,231 --> 00:31:18,650 Uh, yeah. I'm trying to get back to my body. 537 00:31:18,733 --> 00:31:19,859 Can you help me? 538 00:31:19,943 --> 00:31:21,444 That's what we do. 539 00:31:21,528 --> 00:31:23,446 We are the mystics without borders. 540 00:31:23,530 --> 00:31:26,491 Devoted to helping the lost souls of Earth find their way. 541 00:31:26,574 --> 00:31:28,409 I'm Moonwind Stardancer at your service. 542 00:31:28,493 --> 00:31:30,745 That's Windstar Dreamermoon, Dancerstar Windmoon, 543 00:31:30,828 --> 00:31:32,163 and that's Dreamerwind Dreamerdreamer. 544 00:31:32,247 --> 00:31:33,456 These weirdos are going to help me get back? 545 00:31:33,540 --> 00:31:34,541 Just wait. 546 00:31:35,041 --> 00:31:37,293 Let's get this lost soul back home. 547 00:31:38,127 --> 00:31:39,921 Make a trade. 548 00:31:40,004 --> 00:31:41,923 Make a trade. Make a trade. 549 00:31:42,006 --> 00:31:43,007 Poor fellow. 550 00:31:43,424 --> 00:31:46,386 Some people just can't let go of their own anxieties and obsessions, 551 00:31:46,469 --> 00:31:48,596 leaving them lost and disconnected from life. 552 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,515 And this is the result. 553 00:31:50,598 --> 00:31:52,392 Make a trade. Make a trade. 554 00:31:52,475 --> 00:31:54,227 Make a trade. Make a trade. 555 00:31:54,310 --> 00:31:56,187 Make a trade? 556 00:31:56,271 --> 00:31:58,022 Looks like another hedge fund manager. 557 00:31:58,106 --> 00:32:01,818 Now, to reconnect to your earthly body. 558 00:32:05,738 --> 00:32:08,032 Whoa. That's me. 559 00:32:08,408 --> 00:32:09,450 Thank you. 560 00:32:14,205 --> 00:32:16,291 What am I doing with my life? 561 00:32:18,376 --> 00:32:21,588 I'm alive! I'm alive! Free yourselves! 562 00:32:21,671 --> 00:32:23,798 It's beautiful! 563 00:32:23,882 --> 00:32:26,092 Whoa. He got back just like that? 564 00:32:26,175 --> 00:32:28,761 So this is all I had to do to get back to my body? 565 00:32:30,972 --> 00:32:33,308 Egads, Man! 566 00:32:33,391 --> 00:32:35,310 Joe, are you dead? 567 00:32:35,393 --> 00:32:37,770 No, no. Well, not yet. 568 00:32:37,854 --> 00:32:38,855 Can you help me get back? 569 00:32:38,938 --> 00:32:42,734 We've never connected an untethered soul back to its body before. 570 00:32:42,817 --> 00:32:46,487 But perhaps if we travel to a thin spot... 571 00:32:46,571 --> 00:32:47,655 Yes! All aboard! 572 00:32:47,989 --> 00:32:49,782 Anchors away! 573 00:32:59,125 --> 00:33:01,920 So if your souls are here, where are your bodies? 574 00:33:02,003 --> 00:33:03,588 Well, on Earth, of course. 575 00:33:03,671 --> 00:33:05,423 My body is in a trance in Palawan. 576 00:33:05,506 --> 00:33:07,842 I'm playing the Saraswati Veena in Tibet. 577 00:33:07,926 --> 00:33:10,386 I'm a shamanic healer meditating in Berkeley, California. 578 00:33:10,470 --> 00:33:13,264 Mm hmm. And let me guess, you're drumming, chanting, and meditating? 579 00:33:13,348 --> 00:33:14,891 Yes. Something like that. 580 00:33:18,645 --> 00:33:20,980 I'm in New York City, on the corner of 14th and 7th. 581 00:33:21,147 --> 00:33:22,899 Oh, yeah, that's right up from Tony Tony Tonios. 582 00:33:23,066 --> 00:33:24,400 Yes, precisely. 583 00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:26,778 And what about you? I thought you hated Earth. 584 00:33:26,945 --> 00:33:28,154 Yeah, I'm not stuck with a body. 585 00:33:28,238 --> 00:33:29,822 So I can go wherever I want. 586 00:33:29,989 --> 00:33:31,449 I'm a nobody, get it? 587 00:33:31,616 --> 00:33:35,161 We mystics meet in this glorious landscape every Tuesday. 588 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,294 So many of them. Sad. 589 00:33:43,461 --> 00:33:45,964 You know, lost souls are not that different 590 00:33:46,047 --> 00:33:47,298 from those in the zone. 591 00:33:47,465 --> 00:33:49,551 What? The zone is enjoyable, 592 00:33:49,717 --> 00:33:53,805 but when that joy becomes an obsession, one becomes disconnected from life. 593 00:33:53,888 --> 00:33:54,889 Gotta find it. 594 00:33:54,973 --> 00:33:56,891 Gotta find it. Gotta find it. 595 00:33:57,976 --> 00:34:00,436 For a time, I was a lost soul myself. 596 00:34:00,603 --> 00:34:02,438 Really? Tetris. 597 00:34:07,902 --> 00:34:09,028 There you are. 598 00:34:09,112 --> 00:34:11,155 We'll have you back in no time. 599 00:34:15,285 --> 00:34:17,203 Now, since you don't have a connection to your body, 600 00:34:17,287 --> 00:34:21,457 you will have to tune back into your physical surroundings. 601 00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:25,545 Close your eyes. 602 00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:28,631 Breathe into your crown chakra. 603 00:34:31,843 --> 00:34:33,553 Do we really need all this? 604 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,555 Yes! 605 00:34:36,723 --> 00:34:38,892 Do you have a piano on board? I could focus with that. 606 00:34:38,975 --> 00:34:41,311 No pianos, Joe. You must focus. 607 00:34:41,603 --> 00:34:43,479 Imagine silence. 608 00:34:43,563 --> 00:34:45,023 Shh. 609 00:34:45,940 --> 00:34:50,111 Now, concentrate on where your body is. 610 00:34:50,278 --> 00:34:52,238 Listen for cues. 611 00:35:04,209 --> 00:35:06,169 That's it. You're doing it. 612 00:35:09,088 --> 00:35:10,882 No peeking. Maintain your meditative state 613 00:35:10,965 --> 00:35:12,008 or you'll break the connection. 614 00:35:12,550 --> 00:35:17,513 Now, see if you can smell and feel where your body is. 615 00:35:18,139 --> 00:35:21,476 I hear a heart monitor. 616 00:35:23,561 --> 00:35:26,773 I can smell hand sanitizer. 617 00:35:26,940 --> 00:35:29,484 Yes. Yes! Good. 618 00:35:29,567 --> 00:35:31,778 I think I can feel my feet. 619 00:35:32,403 --> 00:35:34,155 Hmm. I feel fur. 620 00:35:34,697 --> 00:35:36,241 Did you find a next of kin? 621 00:35:36,324 --> 00:35:38,535 I feel fur. 622 00:35:38,618 --> 00:35:39,661 Did you hear that? 623 00:35:39,744 --> 00:35:41,829 Oh, the therapy cat is working. 624 00:35:42,330 --> 00:35:44,624 Am I close? When can I jump in? 625 00:35:44,791 --> 00:35:46,167 Look! There I am. 626 00:35:46,709 --> 00:35:47,835 There I am. 627 00:35:47,919 --> 00:35:49,921 His heart rate is increasing. 628 00:35:50,004 --> 00:35:51,005 I'll get the doctor. 629 00:35:51,089 --> 00:35:52,298 Mr. Mittens, you stay right there. 630 00:35:52,382 --> 00:35:53,633 What are we waiting for? No, Joe, don't rush this. 631 00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:55,593 It's not the right time. No, it's my time. 632 00:35:55,677 --> 00:35:56,844 Wait, not me! 633 00:36:13,778 --> 00:36:17,031 I did it. I did it! I'm back. 634 00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:19,784 What the... 635 00:36:21,411 --> 00:36:22,412 No. 636 00:36:23,705 --> 00:36:25,999 No. No. No. 637 00:36:26,165 --> 00:36:27,500 I'm in the cat? 638 00:36:27,667 --> 00:36:29,377 Wait a minute. If I'm in here, then who... 639 00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:31,504 What? You're in my body! 640 00:36:31,588 --> 00:36:33,715 You're in the cat? Wait, wait, that's my body. 641 00:36:33,798 --> 00:36:36,551 I'm in a body! No! Why are you in my body? 642 00:36:36,759 --> 00:36:38,386 I don't wanna be a cat. I hate cats! 643 00:36:38,553 --> 00:36:39,637 Oh, it's disgusting. 644 00:36:39,721 --> 00:36:41,389 That Moonwind guy, he messed this up. 645 00:36:42,348 --> 00:36:44,601 Doc, you gotta help me. That's my body, but I'm trapped... 646 00:36:47,896 --> 00:36:49,647 Oh, no, they can't understand me. 647 00:36:49,731 --> 00:36:51,482 They think you're me. You gotta try. 648 00:36:51,566 --> 00:36:53,985 Miss Doctor, we have a problem. 649 00:36:54,068 --> 00:36:56,529 I'm an unborn soul and I wanna stay at the You Seminar. 650 00:36:56,613 --> 00:36:58,448 Yes, well, that drug doesn't seem to be working at all. 651 00:36:58,531 --> 00:36:59,699 No, no, no, you don't understand. 652 00:36:59,782 --> 00:37:00,783 I'm not Mr. Gardner. Shh! 653 00:37:00,867 --> 00:37:01,993 They're gonna think you're nuts. 654 00:37:02,076 --> 00:37:03,161 I mean, that I'm nuts. 655 00:37:03,244 --> 00:37:04,329 Oh, how did this happen? 656 00:37:04,412 --> 00:37:06,706 I fell into your body because it doesn't have a soul. 657 00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:08,416 Then why am I in a cat? 658 00:37:08,499 --> 00:37:09,959 I don't know! 659 00:37:12,378 --> 00:37:14,672 Is there anyone we can call, Mr. Gardner? 660 00:37:14,756 --> 00:37:16,299 A next of kin or friend? 661 00:37:16,466 --> 00:37:18,384 Tell her no. Uh, no. 662 00:37:18,551 --> 00:37:19,719 Can you tell me what day it is? 663 00:37:19,886 --> 00:37:21,137 It's the worst day of my life. 664 00:37:21,221 --> 00:37:22,680 I don't wanna be here. I hate Earth. 665 00:37:22,847 --> 00:37:24,599 Tell you what. We're going to keep you here 666 00:37:24,682 --> 00:37:26,392 for observation. Just for a bit. 667 00:37:26,559 --> 00:37:28,645 Perhaps our therapy cat can go to his next appointment. 668 00:37:28,728 --> 00:37:29,979 Okay. Okay. 669 00:37:30,063 --> 00:37:32,065 You gotta talk to her. Okay. 670 00:37:32,148 --> 00:37:34,567 Miss Doctor, this body's soul is in this cat. 671 00:37:34,651 --> 00:37:35,652 Stop talking. 672 00:37:35,735 --> 00:37:37,028 So naturally, he wants to stay close. 673 00:37:37,195 --> 00:37:39,322 Uh, keep the cat. Just get some rest. 674 00:37:39,405 --> 00:37:40,573 A lot of it. Okay? 675 00:37:40,657 --> 00:37:42,784 I'll come get Mr. Mittens in ten minutes. 676 00:37:43,284 --> 00:37:44,577 Ten minutes? We gotta get outta here. 677 00:37:44,661 --> 00:37:47,539 No way! I am not moving! 678 00:37:47,705 --> 00:37:50,959 I can't believe I'm in a body on this hellish planet. 679 00:37:51,125 --> 00:37:53,002 I have bendy meat sticks. 680 00:37:53,086 --> 00:37:55,922 I can feel myself feeling myself. 681 00:37:56,005 --> 00:37:58,132 Hey! Focus! Listen to me. 682 00:37:58,216 --> 00:37:59,884 We gotta get out of here before they take me away. 683 00:38:00,051 --> 00:38:02,011 Take you away? You're gonna leave me? 684 00:38:02,178 --> 00:38:03,763 No way! That's my body you're in. 685 00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:05,139 Okay, do you think you can walk? 686 00:38:05,306 --> 00:38:06,432 I don't know! 687 00:38:06,516 --> 00:38:09,018 I failed Body Test Drive, like, 436 times. 688 00:38:09,185 --> 00:38:10,687 But will you try? 689 00:38:13,523 --> 00:38:16,484 Okay. Gotta find Moonwind, he can fix this. 690 00:38:17,777 --> 00:38:19,404 I'm a cat. I can make this. 691 00:38:25,368 --> 00:38:27,370 Okay, come on, you're doing great. 692 00:38:27,453 --> 00:38:29,747 Keep going. Keep going. 693 00:38:29,831 --> 00:38:31,666 I'm just gonna rest here for a minute. 694 00:38:31,749 --> 00:38:34,502 No, no, no, no. They'll be back any minute. Come on. 695 00:38:34,669 --> 00:38:36,337 Okay! 696 00:38:48,057 --> 00:38:49,559 In here! 697 00:38:55,690 --> 00:38:57,233 Whoa. 698 00:38:58,568 --> 00:38:59,777 Okay, good. 699 00:39:00,945 --> 00:39:03,156 Now push the down button. 700 00:39:04,157 --> 00:39:06,409 Move your... Nope. Careful. 701 00:39:06,492 --> 00:39:07,660 Those fingers are my livelihood. 702 00:39:10,914 --> 00:39:11,915 Ugh. 703 00:39:11,998 --> 00:39:13,791 Now get in. 704 00:39:16,169 --> 00:39:17,420 Phew! 705 00:39:19,631 --> 00:39:20,632 Hmm. 706 00:39:23,009 --> 00:39:24,844 Hmm. 707 00:39:24,928 --> 00:39:26,387 Okay, what did Moonwind say? 708 00:39:26,471 --> 00:39:28,431 He said on the corner of 14th and 7th. 709 00:39:28,514 --> 00:39:30,558 Yeah, that's Chelsea. Near Jackson Square Park. 710 00:39:30,642 --> 00:39:32,310 Exactly. Wait. How do you know all that? 711 00:39:32,393 --> 00:39:33,811 It's all in this stupid brain of yours. 712 00:39:33,895 --> 00:39:35,396 Hey, hey, hey, stay outta there. 713 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,232 Oh, relax. There's not much here. 714 00:39:37,398 --> 00:39:38,858 Jazz, jazz, more jazz. 715 00:39:38,942 --> 00:39:40,568 Oh, and someone named Lisa. Who's that? 716 00:39:40,652 --> 00:39:41,694 Uh, never mind. 717 00:39:52,664 --> 00:39:54,082 I, um... 718 00:39:54,165 --> 00:39:55,375 It's all happening too fast, you know. 719 00:39:55,458 --> 00:39:56,709 Let's just take a minute and, um... 720 00:39:56,793 --> 00:39:58,920 Come on, let's go. They could be here any second. 721 00:40:09,889 --> 00:40:12,183 Don't worry, it's okay. Just keep walking. 722 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,481 Aah! 723 00:40:18,565 --> 00:40:19,607 No, don't stop. What are you doing? 724 00:40:19,691 --> 00:40:20,692 This is New York City. 725 00:40:20,775 --> 00:40:23,278 You don't stop in the middle of the street. Go, go, go. 726 00:40:28,658 --> 00:40:30,785 Oh, no. 22. 22! 727 00:40:32,245 --> 00:40:35,540 22. Oh, no. Oh, no. 22. 22. 728 00:40:35,707 --> 00:40:37,417 22! 22! 729 00:40:43,214 --> 00:40:45,675 22, I didn't know I had claws, okay? 730 00:40:45,842 --> 00:40:47,844 Look, I'm sorry. But come on, let's go. 731 00:40:47,927 --> 00:40:48,928 No way. 732 00:40:49,012 --> 00:40:51,890 I am staying right here until your stupid body dies. 733 00:40:52,056 --> 00:40:54,976 Which will happen any minute now because your stomach is earthquaking. 734 00:41:08,907 --> 00:41:10,575 Yeah, this place is worse than I thought. 735 00:41:10,658 --> 00:41:12,994 It's loud, and bright, and... 736 00:41:13,077 --> 00:41:15,163 Hmm. What is that in my nose? 737 00:41:15,330 --> 00:41:16,915 That's smell. 738 00:41:16,998 --> 00:41:20,084 And if you think that's good, just imagine what it tastes like. 739 00:41:20,501 --> 00:41:22,503 Hmm. 740 00:41:22,587 --> 00:41:23,630 Go on. 741 00:41:31,763 --> 00:41:34,432 It's so good! 742 00:41:35,475 --> 00:41:36,726 It's, uh... 743 00:41:36,809 --> 00:41:38,519 It's not horrible. 744 00:41:38,686 --> 00:41:40,772 Good. You can eat on the way. Let's go. 745 00:41:41,981 --> 00:41:45,360 Or you just take a few minutes. Sure. 746 00:41:48,071 --> 00:41:50,365 Hmm. Strange, I don't feel so angry anymore. 747 00:41:50,532 --> 00:41:53,117 That's great. Ready to find Moonwind? 748 00:41:53,993 --> 00:41:54,994 Maybe. 749 00:41:55,161 --> 00:41:57,664 I'm telling you, Joe, it's pronounced yee-row. 750 00:41:57,747 --> 00:42:00,208 Yeah, but in New York, we call them gyros. It's Greek. 751 00:42:00,291 --> 00:42:01,876 No, I got in a fight with Archimedes about this. 752 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:02,961 He said it's... 753 00:42:03,044 --> 00:42:04,504 Yee-row. Yo-yo. 754 00:42:04,587 --> 00:42:05,797 Yee-row. YOLO. 755 00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:06,881 Yee-row. Sergio? 756 00:42:06,965 --> 00:42:07,966 Yee-row! 757 00:42:08,591 --> 00:42:09,759 I miss that guy. 758 00:42:09,926 --> 00:42:11,553 This is 14th and 7th. 759 00:42:13,346 --> 00:42:14,639 That's gotta be him. 760 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,310 Moonwind, you gotta help me. 761 00:42:22,188 --> 00:42:23,982 Joe! You made it into your body. 762 00:42:24,148 --> 00:42:25,233 No, he didn't. 763 00:42:25,316 --> 00:42:27,026 That is my body. 764 00:42:27,193 --> 00:42:28,778 You're in a cat? 765 00:42:28,945 --> 00:42:30,113 That's marvelous! 766 00:42:30,196 --> 00:42:31,406 Hey, Moonwimp! 767 00:42:31,489 --> 00:42:33,575 That sign won't spin by itself, hear me? 768 00:42:33,741 --> 00:42:36,828 But, Marge, look! I put this man's soul in a cat. 769 00:42:36,995 --> 00:42:38,329 Who cares? And you! 770 00:42:38,496 --> 00:42:41,374 We only have room for one weirdo here, so, scram! 771 00:42:41,541 --> 00:42:42,709 Get back to work! 772 00:42:42,876 --> 00:42:44,294 No one understands my art. 773 00:42:44,377 --> 00:42:45,378 Moonwind, listen, 774 00:42:45,461 --> 00:42:48,047 I gotta get out of here and back in there. 775 00:42:48,214 --> 00:42:49,215 Well, we'll have to perform 776 00:42:49,299 --> 00:42:51,175 an old fashioned astral transmigration displacement. 777 00:42:51,259 --> 00:42:52,468 A what? It's simply a way 778 00:42:52,552 --> 00:42:53,970 to get your souls back where they belong. 779 00:42:54,053 --> 00:42:55,597 And it's a glorious ritual, indeed, 780 00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,433 full of chanting, dancing, and best of all, bongos. 781 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,769 I need to be at The Half Note by 7:00, so this needs to happen right now. 782 00:43:01,853 --> 00:43:03,438 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast. 783 00:43:03,605 --> 00:43:05,815 You must wait for another thin spot 784 00:43:05,899 --> 00:43:07,775 to open between Earth and the astral plane. 785 00:43:07,942 --> 00:43:09,110 And that won't occur 786 00:43:09,194 --> 00:43:11,654 until Orcus moves into the house of Gemini. 787 00:43:11,821 --> 00:43:12,822 When is that? 788 00:43:12,906 --> 00:43:14,574 Well, the government calls it 6:30. 789 00:43:14,657 --> 00:43:15,742 Look, I'll meet you at The Half Note. 790 00:43:15,825 --> 00:43:16,826 6:30? You serious? 791 00:43:16,910 --> 00:43:18,203 I'll gather all the necessary provisions... 792 00:43:18,286 --> 00:43:20,872 I said, get out of here! Go! 793 00:43:20,955 --> 00:43:22,290 See you at The Half Note at 6:30! 794 00:43:22,373 --> 00:43:23,541 I'll take care of everything! 795 00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:25,501 And stay away! 796 00:43:33,509 --> 00:43:35,511 Sure are a lot of Garcias in here. 797 00:43:38,514 --> 00:43:40,683 You're out there somewhere, Little Soul, 798 00:43:40,767 --> 00:43:42,936 and I'm gonna find ya. 799 00:43:43,353 --> 00:43:45,355 All right, this is the last snack. 800 00:43:45,438 --> 00:43:47,440 I can barely fit into my pants as it is. 801 00:43:47,607 --> 00:43:49,400 6:30 is cutting it close. Too close. 802 00:43:49,484 --> 00:43:52,278 We gotta get back to my place and get you cleaned up and... 803 00:43:52,362 --> 00:43:54,656 Ahh! 804 00:43:54,739 --> 00:43:57,033 We gotta hail a cab. Hold your hand out. 805 00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,576 Hold it up and out. 806 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,996 Man, this would be hard even if I wasn't wearing a hospital gown. 807 00:44:04,582 --> 00:44:06,501 Go, go, go! Just run to that one. 808 00:44:12,632 --> 00:44:14,801 Is that Teach? 809 00:44:14,884 --> 00:44:16,511 Mm, pepperoni. 810 00:44:30,692 --> 00:44:32,110 Aah, Dorothea Williams saw me. 811 00:44:32,193 --> 00:44:34,237 What am I gonna do? She's gonna think I'm crazy. 812 00:44:34,404 --> 00:44:35,572 Maybe you should call her up 813 00:44:35,655 --> 00:44:37,365 and tell her that we're not crazy. 814 00:44:37,532 --> 00:44:40,743 I've only been a person for an hour, and even I know that's a bad idea. 815 00:44:41,578 --> 00:44:44,455 I just gotta get back in my body and really bring it tonight. 816 00:44:44,622 --> 00:44:47,250 How come this part is stinky but this part smells fine? 817 00:44:47,417 --> 00:44:49,794 Never mind. Just put those pants on. 818 00:44:49,961 --> 00:44:51,170 Sheesh, I can't believe I've been 819 00:44:51,254 --> 00:44:52,505 walking around in this city with no pants on. 820 00:44:52,589 --> 00:44:54,090 I don't even wanna be here, remember? 821 00:44:54,173 --> 00:44:55,633 I don't want you here either. I just... 822 00:44:55,717 --> 00:44:57,927 I just wanna get back to my body, 823 00:44:58,094 --> 00:45:01,222 then get back to the... Club. 824 00:45:01,306 --> 00:45:02,849 What's the matter with you? 825 00:45:02,932 --> 00:45:05,894 Uh... I don't know. It's the sun. It's just so... 826 00:45:07,562 --> 00:45:08,563 My phone! 827 00:45:08,646 --> 00:45:10,190 Um... Okay, your clothes are rumbling again. 828 00:45:11,608 --> 00:45:13,735 Curley! Uh... No, no. 829 00:45:18,907 --> 00:45:19,949 Oops. 830 00:45:24,495 --> 00:45:27,290 Hey, Mr. G, it's Curley. Um... 831 00:45:27,373 --> 00:45:28,583 I hope you're doin' okay. 832 00:45:28,750 --> 00:45:32,462 Dorothea freaked out when she saw you, and she called this other guy, Robert. 833 00:45:32,629 --> 00:45:34,047 He's got the gig now. I'm sorry. 834 00:45:34,130 --> 00:45:35,632 No, no, no. 835 00:45:35,715 --> 00:45:36,716 Look, honestly, 836 00:45:36,799 --> 00:45:39,510 your class was the only reason I went to school at all. 837 00:45:39,677 --> 00:45:41,262 Like, I owe you a lot. 838 00:45:41,346 --> 00:45:42,472 So, here's the plan. 839 00:45:42,555 --> 00:45:44,098 Clean yourself up, put on a killer suit, 840 00:45:44,182 --> 00:45:45,808 and get to the club early. 841 00:45:45,975 --> 00:45:47,852 I'm gonna try and talk to her. 842 00:45:48,019 --> 00:45:50,939 Just make sure you show up looking like a million bucks, all right? 843 00:45:51,481 --> 00:45:53,358 I hope I see you, Man. All right. Peace. 844 00:45:53,441 --> 00:45:55,318 Oh! I can get the gig back, 22. 845 00:45:55,401 --> 00:45:56,694 I need your help. I have a suit. 846 00:45:57,028 --> 00:45:58,154 I'm gonna need you to try it on. 847 00:45:58,238 --> 00:45:59,239 No, no, no. 848 00:45:59,322 --> 00:46:00,907 And then I can line my hair up a little bit, 849 00:46:00,990 --> 00:46:03,201 and I can... Nope. No way, no how. 850 00:46:03,368 --> 00:46:04,494 22! 851 00:46:08,081 --> 00:46:09,624 Mr. Gardner? Ah! 852 00:46:09,707 --> 00:46:11,167 It's Connie. She's here for her lesson. 853 00:46:11,251 --> 00:46:12,961 What do I do? I can hear you! 854 00:46:13,127 --> 00:46:14,629 Just tell her that you can't do it today. 855 00:46:15,380 --> 00:46:16,381 Hi, Connie. 856 00:46:16,464 --> 00:46:17,549 Sorry, but Joe can't do it today. 857 00:46:17,632 --> 00:46:18,758 You're Joe! I mean, me. 858 00:46:18,841 --> 00:46:20,009 Me can't do it today. 859 00:46:20,093 --> 00:46:21,719 Good. Now let's go check out that suit. 860 00:46:21,803 --> 00:46:23,888 I came to tell you that I quit. 861 00:46:24,055 --> 00:46:25,056 Quit? 862 00:46:25,139 --> 00:46:27,100 We don't have time for this. The suit is in the closet. 863 00:46:27,183 --> 00:46:29,978 Band is a stupid waste of time. 864 00:46:30,144 --> 00:46:31,271 This kid is talking sense. 865 00:46:31,437 --> 00:46:32,438 What are you doing? 866 00:46:35,275 --> 00:46:37,527 Here, I quit. I think jazz is pointless. 867 00:46:37,610 --> 00:46:39,737 Oh, yeah, jazz is definitely pointless. 868 00:46:39,821 --> 00:46:40,822 Hey! 869 00:46:40,905 --> 00:46:42,949 In fact, all of school is a waste of time. 870 00:46:44,784 --> 00:46:47,412 Of course. Like my mentor, George Orwell, used to say, 871 00:46:47,495 --> 00:46:48,746 "State sponsored education 872 00:46:48,830 --> 00:46:51,374 "is like the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket." 873 00:46:51,457 --> 00:46:52,584 Yeah! 874 00:46:52,750 --> 00:46:54,836 The ruling class's core curriculum stifles dissent. 875 00:46:54,919 --> 00:46:56,254 It's the oldest trick in the book. 876 00:46:56,337 --> 00:46:57,338 What are you talkin' about? 877 00:46:57,422 --> 00:46:58,464 She doesn't care about any of that. 878 00:46:58,548 --> 00:47:00,466 I've been saying that since the third grade. 879 00:47:00,550 --> 00:47:02,468 You know, you seem really smart. 880 00:47:02,635 --> 00:47:04,512 What is your position on pizza? 881 00:47:04,596 --> 00:47:07,140 Uh, I like it? Me, too! 882 00:47:07,223 --> 00:47:09,183 What are you doing? 883 00:47:09,267 --> 00:47:10,810 I'd rather hang with Connie. 884 00:47:11,311 --> 00:47:13,021 What? Come back here! You open this... 885 00:47:15,315 --> 00:47:17,775 Um, I think your cat wants to get out. 886 00:47:17,859 --> 00:47:19,152 Ugh, he thinks he knows everything. 887 00:47:19,319 --> 00:47:21,112 22! Don't you walk away from me. 888 00:47:21,196 --> 00:47:22,197 Come here right now. 889 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,157 I'm gonna go in and I'mma scratch up the sofa. 890 00:47:24,324 --> 00:47:25,575 Oh, wait a minute, that's my sofa. 891 00:47:25,742 --> 00:47:27,285 You really got things figured out, Connie. 892 00:47:27,368 --> 00:47:30,455 I'd better give this back. It belongs to the school. 893 00:47:30,538 --> 00:47:31,581 Sure. 894 00:47:31,664 --> 00:47:33,082 You know, I really am glad there's someone else 895 00:47:33,166 --> 00:47:34,709 who sees how ridiculous this place is. 896 00:47:34,792 --> 00:47:36,377 You're right to quit. I learned about quitting... 897 00:47:36,461 --> 00:47:37,587 You know what, Mr. G? 898 00:47:37,670 --> 00:47:39,297 I was practicing this one thing yesterday 899 00:47:39,380 --> 00:47:42,967 and maybe you can listen to it and tell me to quit after, okay? 900 00:47:46,221 --> 00:47:48,014 Uh, okay. 901 00:48:18,670 --> 00:48:21,673 Wow. You really love this. 902 00:48:22,507 --> 00:48:23,716 Yeah. 903 00:48:24,509 --> 00:48:27,345 So, maybe I'd better stick with it? 904 00:48:27,845 --> 00:48:28,930 Yeah. 905 00:48:29,305 --> 00:48:30,515 Bye, Mr. G. 906 00:48:30,598 --> 00:48:32,016 See you next week! 907 00:48:32,183 --> 00:48:33,560 22! 908 00:48:34,602 --> 00:48:37,063 So, Connie came here to quit, 909 00:48:37,146 --> 00:48:38,147 but then she didn't. 910 00:48:38,231 --> 00:48:39,649 22, forget about that. Listen. 911 00:48:39,732 --> 00:48:41,734 I need to know this, Joe. Why didn't she quit? 912 00:48:41,901 --> 00:48:42,986 Because she loves to play. 913 00:48:43,069 --> 00:48:46,573 She might say she hates everything, but trombone is her thing. 914 00:48:46,739 --> 00:48:47,907 She's good at it. 915 00:48:47,991 --> 00:48:50,326 Maybe trombone is her spark, I don't know. 916 00:48:50,493 --> 00:48:54,038 Please. If I'm gonna get this gig back, I need your help. 917 00:48:54,706 --> 00:48:55,707 Okay. 918 00:48:56,082 --> 00:48:57,083 Really? 919 00:48:57,166 --> 00:49:00,211 I'll help you, but I wanna try a few things. 920 00:49:00,295 --> 00:49:01,421 'Cause I don't know, 921 00:49:01,504 --> 00:49:04,757 some of it's not as boring as it is at the You Seminar, 922 00:49:04,924 --> 00:49:06,843 and if Connie can find something she loves here, 923 00:49:06,926 --> 00:49:08,261 maybe I can, too. 924 00:49:08,344 --> 00:49:10,847 Great! So, what do we do first? 925 00:49:14,225 --> 00:49:15,810 This water hurts! It's okay. 926 00:49:15,894 --> 00:49:17,520 You just have to turn the other knob. 927 00:49:17,604 --> 00:49:18,688 Oh, okay, that's better. 928 00:49:18,771 --> 00:49:19,939 And I wouldn't be mad 929 00:49:20,023 --> 00:49:22,108 if you put a little lotion on me when you're done. 930 00:49:26,905 --> 00:49:28,698 I washed your butt for you. 931 00:49:29,949 --> 00:49:31,826 Ah! Spicy! Spicy! 932 00:49:37,832 --> 00:49:40,001 You five will be insecure. 933 00:49:40,168 --> 00:49:42,795 And you 12 will be self absorbed. 934 00:49:42,962 --> 00:49:45,465 We really should stop sending so many through that pavilion. 935 00:49:45,632 --> 00:49:46,633 Found him! 936 00:49:46,716 --> 00:49:47,717 See that, everybody? 937 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,135 Who figured out why the count's off? 938 00:49:49,219 --> 00:49:50,220 That's right, Terry did. 939 00:49:50,303 --> 00:49:51,346 It's Terrytime. 940 00:49:51,512 --> 00:49:53,765 Wow. Nice work. Well, who is it? 941 00:49:53,932 --> 00:49:55,350 Right. 942 00:49:55,433 --> 00:49:58,228 Uh... Joe Gardner is his name. 943 00:49:58,394 --> 00:50:00,313 Looks like he's back down on Earth. 944 00:50:00,396 --> 00:50:01,397 That's not good. 945 00:50:01,481 --> 00:50:02,982 That... That's the mentor we set up with 22. 946 00:50:03,149 --> 00:50:05,443 All right, all right. Easy on the hysterics. 947 00:50:05,610 --> 00:50:08,404 Terry's got this under control. I'll handle it. 948 00:50:08,488 --> 00:50:09,489 How? 949 00:50:09,572 --> 00:50:10,573 I'll go down there and get him. 950 00:50:10,657 --> 00:50:11,991 Set the count right, lickety split. 951 00:50:12,075 --> 00:50:14,035 Okay, whoa. Are you sure that's a good idea? 952 00:50:14,118 --> 00:50:16,371 Look, you all are the ones who beefed it. 953 00:50:16,454 --> 00:50:17,997 I'm trying to un-beef it. 954 00:50:18,498 --> 00:50:19,999 But you cannot be seen. 955 00:50:20,166 --> 00:50:21,376 By anyone. 956 00:50:21,459 --> 00:50:24,546 Don't worry. I'll make sure no one else sees me. 957 00:50:24,712 --> 00:50:27,674 I'll move among the shadows, like a ninja. 958 00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:30,176 Please, just do it quickly and quietly. 959 00:50:30,343 --> 00:50:33,263 And also quickly. And quietly as well. 960 00:50:36,849 --> 00:50:39,852 This won't be a disaster, that's for sure. 961 00:50:40,853 --> 00:50:44,399 Mm. Trusty old brown suit. Still a perfect fit. 962 00:50:44,566 --> 00:50:46,568 It's a little tight in the back here part. 963 00:50:46,734 --> 00:50:48,528 It'll loosen. Sit down. 964 00:50:49,946 --> 00:50:50,947 I'm a cat. 965 00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:53,283 I'll do it. 966 00:50:53,366 --> 00:50:54,492 You couldn't call an elevator, remember? 967 00:50:54,576 --> 00:50:57,787 No way. I just need to line me up. Now be still. 968 00:51:00,623 --> 00:51:02,876 Uh, it's like a little tiny chainsaw. 969 00:51:03,042 --> 00:51:05,211 Don't move. I'm not moving. You're moving. 970 00:51:13,845 --> 00:51:15,179 Oh, no! 971 00:51:15,263 --> 00:51:16,389 Don't worry, I'm okay. 972 00:51:16,472 --> 00:51:19,350 Oh, no, no, no! My hair! My hair is not okay! 973 00:51:19,434 --> 00:51:20,768 This is a disaster! 974 00:51:21,185 --> 00:51:22,937 We gotta fix this. Right now. 975 00:51:23,104 --> 00:51:25,356 Okay. How? We gotta go see Dez. 976 00:51:25,523 --> 00:51:27,442 Great. Who's Dez? 977 00:51:27,609 --> 00:51:28,943 Yo, Ian, Man, how you get 978 00:51:29,027 --> 00:51:30,486 that big peanut head? What happened to you? 979 00:51:30,653 --> 00:51:33,531 Man, shut up, Man. You know I'm sensitive about that. 980 00:51:33,698 --> 00:51:35,074 Dez is the guy in the back. 981 00:51:35,158 --> 00:51:36,201 He can fix this. 982 00:51:36,367 --> 00:51:37,702 Talk about havin' a spark. 983 00:51:37,785 --> 00:51:39,329 This guy was born to be a barber. 984 00:51:39,537 --> 00:51:42,123 But I can't pass for you in front of all your friends. 985 00:51:42,290 --> 00:51:43,833 Dez is the only one that I talk to. 986 00:51:43,917 --> 00:51:45,335 We usually talk about jazz, 987 00:51:45,501 --> 00:51:48,296 but this time, just sit there, get the cut, and get out. 988 00:51:48,379 --> 00:51:50,548 (Indistinct) 989 00:51:51,966 --> 00:51:53,843 Hey, Joe. What are you doing here on a weekday? 990 00:51:53,927 --> 00:51:56,054 You didn't call for an appointment, Man. It's gonna be a while. 991 00:51:56,429 --> 00:51:58,973 Ah, I was afraid of this. Go ahead and sit down. 992 00:51:59,432 --> 00:52:01,017 Oh, my Lord. 993 00:52:01,100 --> 00:52:02,435 You gotta wait, Son. This is an emergency. 994 00:52:02,602 --> 00:52:03,895 What? That ain't cool, Dez. 995 00:52:04,062 --> 00:52:05,355 You could always let Harold cut your hair. 996 00:52:05,438 --> 00:52:06,814 His chair's wide open. 997 00:52:07,315 --> 00:52:08,900 Nah. I can wait. 998 00:52:09,067 --> 00:52:11,236 Joe, get your butt in this chair now. 999 00:52:14,030 --> 00:52:15,573 Should I even ask you how this happened? 1000 00:52:15,740 --> 00:52:17,492 The cat did it. Stop sounding insane. 1001 00:52:17,659 --> 00:52:19,619 I mean, um, I was distracted 1002 00:52:19,702 --> 00:52:21,454 getting ready to play with Dorothea Williams tonight. 1003 00:52:21,621 --> 00:52:24,082 Dorothea Williams? That's big time, Joe. 1004 00:52:24,165 --> 00:52:26,042 Congratulations! 1005 00:52:26,209 --> 00:52:28,044 Joe ain't getting no gig, Dez. 1006 00:52:28,127 --> 00:52:30,338 You know he Mr. Close But No Cigar. 1007 00:52:30,421 --> 00:52:31,631 This guy. 1008 00:52:31,714 --> 00:52:33,591 Joe, ignore him. Now let's fix you up. 1009 00:52:33,967 --> 00:52:35,176 You keeping that cat on your lap? 1010 00:52:35,343 --> 00:52:36,553 Is it okay that I do that? 1011 00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:38,805 Suit yourself. You're the boss. 1012 00:52:39,347 --> 00:52:40,682 I am? When you're in this chair, 1013 00:52:40,765 --> 00:52:41,849 yeah, you are. 1014 00:52:42,058 --> 00:52:43,893 So can I have one of those? 1015 00:52:45,186 --> 00:52:46,688 Uh... Sure, Joe. 1016 00:52:49,482 --> 00:52:50,692 Cool. 1017 00:52:52,735 --> 00:52:54,863 Mmm. I like being in the chair. 1018 00:52:55,029 --> 00:52:56,322 Hey, get your head in the game. 1019 00:52:56,406 --> 00:52:57,490 Little chainsaw. 1020 00:52:57,574 --> 00:52:59,075 You need to settle down. If you keep this... 1021 00:53:01,619 --> 00:53:03,162 Look, I can deal with some freaky stuff, 1022 00:53:03,329 --> 00:53:04,747 but if this cat don't chill, 1023 00:53:04,831 --> 00:53:06,207 we're gonna have to put it outside. 1024 00:53:06,374 --> 00:53:08,334 Well, what's it gonna be, Kitty? 1025 00:53:08,877 --> 00:53:10,086 Meow. 1026 00:53:10,253 --> 00:53:11,880 Sometimes, change is good. 1027 00:53:11,963 --> 00:53:14,132 You have been rocking that same style for a while. 1028 00:53:14,299 --> 00:53:17,385 Well, Dez, for hundreds of years, I've had no style at all. 1029 00:53:17,552 --> 00:53:19,929 You can say that again. 1030 00:53:20,889 --> 00:53:22,390 Mmm. But then my life changed. 1031 00:53:22,557 --> 00:53:23,600 Oh, yeah? What happened? 1032 00:53:23,766 --> 00:53:25,810 I was existing as a theoretical construct 1033 00:53:25,894 --> 00:53:27,270 in a hypothetical way station 1034 00:53:27,437 --> 00:53:28,479 between life and death. 1035 00:53:28,646 --> 00:53:29,647 I heard that. 1036 00:53:30,315 --> 00:53:32,942 And by the time I got to mentor number 266, 1037 00:53:33,109 --> 00:53:36,112 I was seriously asking, like, what is all the fuss about? 1038 00:53:36,279 --> 00:53:39,365 Like, is all this living really worth dying for? 1039 00:53:39,449 --> 00:53:41,075 You know what I mean? 1040 00:53:42,285 --> 00:53:45,580 I never knew you had such an interesting education, Joe. 1041 00:53:45,747 --> 00:53:47,582 I just thought you went to music school. 1042 00:53:47,749 --> 00:53:50,543 And another thing, they say you're born to do something, 1043 00:53:50,710 --> 00:53:52,253 but how do you figure out what that thing is? 1044 00:53:52,420 --> 00:53:54,339 I mean, what if you pick up the wrong thing? 1045 00:53:54,422 --> 00:53:55,757 Or somebody else's thing, you know? 1046 00:53:55,924 --> 00:53:57,634 Then you're stuck. Been there before. 1047 00:53:57,926 --> 00:53:59,177 I'll take one of those. 1048 00:53:59,344 --> 00:54:00,845 I wouldn't call myself stuck, 1049 00:54:00,929 --> 00:54:02,889 but I never planned on cuttin' heads for a livin'. 1050 00:54:03,056 --> 00:54:05,808 Wait, but you were born to be a barber, weren't you? 1051 00:54:05,975 --> 00:54:07,310 I wanted to be a veterinarian. 1052 00:54:07,936 --> 00:54:09,896 So, why didn't you do that? 1053 00:54:10,104 --> 00:54:12,190 I was plannin' to when I got out of the Navy. 1054 00:54:12,357 --> 00:54:14,192 Then my daughter got sick, 1055 00:54:14,275 --> 00:54:15,735 and barber school is a lot cheaper 1056 00:54:15,818 --> 00:54:16,819 than veterinarian school. 1057 00:54:16,903 --> 00:54:17,946 Well, that's too bad. 1058 00:54:18,029 --> 00:54:19,864 You're stuck as a barber and now you're unhappy. 1059 00:54:19,948 --> 00:54:21,741 Whoa, whoa, slow your roll there, Joe. 1060 00:54:21,824 --> 00:54:23,159 I'm happy as a clam, My Man. 1061 00:54:23,326 --> 00:54:26,287 Not everyone can be Charles Drew inventing blood transfusions. 1062 00:54:26,454 --> 00:54:28,581 Or me, playing piano with Dorothea Williams. 1063 00:54:28,665 --> 00:54:29,666 I know. 1064 00:54:29,749 --> 00:54:31,292 You are not all that. 1065 00:54:31,376 --> 00:54:32,961 Anyone could play in a band if they wanted to. 1066 00:54:33,294 --> 00:54:34,337 Don't pay Paul any mind. 1067 00:54:34,504 --> 00:54:36,464 People like him just bring other people down 1068 00:54:36,548 --> 00:54:38,341 so they can make themselves feel better. 1069 00:54:38,424 --> 00:54:40,009 Oh, I get it. 1070 00:54:40,176 --> 00:54:43,096 He's just criticizing me to cover up the pain of his own failed dreams. 1071 00:54:45,139 --> 00:54:46,849 You cut deep, Joe. 1072 00:54:47,183 --> 00:54:50,186 I wonder why sitting in this chair makes me want to tell you things, Dez. 1073 00:54:50,353 --> 00:54:53,565 That's the magic of the chair. That's why I love this job. 1074 00:54:53,731 --> 00:54:55,984 I get to meet interesting folks like you, 1075 00:54:56,067 --> 00:54:59,195 make them happy, and make them handsome. 1076 00:54:59,362 --> 00:55:01,781 Wow! Am I crazy or do I look younger? 1077 00:55:01,948 --> 00:55:04,033 I may not have invented blood transfusions, 1078 00:55:04,117 --> 00:55:07,620 but I am most definitely savin' lives. 1079 00:55:08,162 --> 00:55:10,915 I don't know about this crazy cat guy thing, Man, 1080 00:55:11,082 --> 00:55:15,003 but it is nice to finally talk to you about something other than jazz, Joe. 1081 00:55:15,086 --> 00:55:18,172 Huh. How come we, um, never talked about your life before? 1082 00:55:18,339 --> 00:55:19,716 You never asked. 1083 00:55:19,799 --> 00:55:21,259 But I'm glad you did this time. 1084 00:55:21,426 --> 00:55:23,428 Looking good, brother. Have a great show. 1085 00:55:23,678 --> 00:55:26,222 I grabbed a couple of road lollies. 1086 00:55:31,603 --> 00:55:33,646 Dr. Charma, call 3-1-6-2. 1087 00:55:37,108 --> 00:55:38,401 Mm. 1088 00:55:40,778 --> 00:55:41,946 Mm hmm. 1089 00:55:50,205 --> 00:55:51,206 Mm. 1090 00:55:55,835 --> 00:55:57,128 Oh. 1091 00:55:59,214 --> 00:56:01,507 Julia Child didn't succeed till she was 49. 1092 00:56:01,674 --> 00:56:03,593 Hey, Paul. Here, have a lollipop. 1093 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,678 Oh, yeah, thanks. Thanks, Man. 1094 00:56:05,845 --> 00:56:07,180 There you are. 1095 00:56:08,264 --> 00:56:09,933 No hard feelings, right? All right. 1096 00:56:10,016 --> 00:56:11,017 Just friends. 1097 00:56:11,100 --> 00:56:12,310 Just friends goofing on each other. All right. 1098 00:56:12,936 --> 00:56:14,312 Okay. Goodbye, Paul. 1099 00:56:15,063 --> 00:56:16,147 Come to Terry. 1100 00:56:17,690 --> 00:56:18,816 Gotcha! 1101 00:56:19,984 --> 00:56:21,444 Thought you could cheat the universe? 1102 00:56:21,528 --> 00:56:22,529 Well, you thought wrong. 1103 00:56:22,612 --> 00:56:24,906 I'm the accountant, and I'm here to bring you in... 1104 00:56:24,989 --> 00:56:27,575 Oh, whoa... You're not Joe Gardner. 1105 00:56:28,826 --> 00:56:29,911 My mistake. 1106 00:56:29,994 --> 00:56:33,039 We'll just get you back into your meat suit. 1107 00:56:34,499 --> 00:56:35,833 There you go. 1108 00:56:35,917 --> 00:56:37,418 No harm, no foul. 1109 00:56:38,211 --> 00:56:40,380 Oh, boy. Look, uh, Fella, 1110 00:56:40,547 --> 00:56:41,839 I'm thinking there's no reason 1111 00:56:41,923 --> 00:56:44,008 we can't keep this little incident between us, eh? 1112 00:56:44,175 --> 00:56:46,678 Mistakes happen. And, uh, it's not your time. 1113 00:56:46,844 --> 00:56:48,179 Unless you keep eating 1114 00:56:48,263 --> 00:56:50,807 those processed foods, am I right? 1115 00:56:53,935 --> 00:56:56,938 But seriously, stay away from those processed foods. 1116 00:57:01,693 --> 00:57:03,152 You know what, you did all right back there. 1117 00:57:03,236 --> 00:57:04,487 How did you know how to deal with Paul? 1118 00:57:04,654 --> 00:57:06,281 I didn't. I just let out the me. 1119 00:57:06,447 --> 00:57:09,659 Hey, like you said about jazz. I was jazzing. 1120 00:57:09,742 --> 00:57:11,870 First of all, "Jazzing" is not a word. 1121 00:57:12,036 --> 00:57:15,331 And second, music and life operate by very different rules. 1122 00:57:15,498 --> 00:57:16,624 It says take one. 1123 00:57:16,791 --> 00:57:19,168 Don't... Or do. Okay. Fine. 1124 00:57:19,335 --> 00:57:20,670 "Man with a van." 1125 00:57:20,753 --> 00:57:22,422 I got a few in case we need a lot of vans. 1126 00:57:23,006 --> 00:57:24,507 Uh huh. Now, let's get back to the plan. 1127 00:57:24,674 --> 00:57:27,135 We go to The Half Note and wait there for Moonwind. 1128 00:57:27,302 --> 00:57:28,636 It's around 4:00 p.m. now... 1129 00:57:30,471 --> 00:57:31,472 You know what? 1130 00:57:31,556 --> 00:57:32,807 You are really getting good at using those legs. 1131 00:57:32,891 --> 00:57:34,809 Why don't you try runnin'? 1132 00:57:34,893 --> 00:57:37,478 Hey! I made a song. I'm jazzing. 1133 00:57:37,562 --> 00:57:39,731 Okay, enough of the jazzing and everything like that. 1134 00:57:39,814 --> 00:57:41,274 We need to get somewhere. Now, I... 1135 00:57:41,357 --> 00:57:43,776 That tickles. Uh, what are you doing? 1136 00:57:50,867 --> 00:57:52,410 Whoops. I got it. 1137 00:57:55,747 --> 00:57:56,831 Would you hurry up? 1138 00:57:56,998 --> 00:57:58,166 Okay. 1139 00:57:59,918 --> 00:58:01,920 You were right. These pants are loosening. 1140 00:58:02,003 --> 00:58:03,755 Oh, no, no, no. 1141 00:58:03,838 --> 00:58:05,089 Don't let people see your butt! 1142 00:58:05,173 --> 00:58:07,300 It's your butt. It doesn't matter whose butt... 1143 00:58:07,383 --> 00:58:09,093 Take off the jacket. Tie it around your waist. 1144 00:58:09,260 --> 00:58:11,012 Quick! Cover the butt! 1145 00:58:11,179 --> 00:58:12,513 What are we gonna do? 1146 00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,390 I can't find a tailor this late... 1147 00:58:15,558 --> 00:58:17,143 Oh, no. We're gonna have to go to Mom's. 1148 00:58:17,227 --> 00:58:18,228 Okay. 1149 00:58:18,311 --> 00:58:19,395 No, no, no, you don't understand. 1150 00:58:19,479 --> 00:58:20,522 Mom doesn't know about this gig. 1151 00:58:20,605 --> 00:58:21,606 And she's not gonna like it. 1152 00:58:21,689 --> 00:58:22,690 Okay. 1153 00:58:22,774 --> 00:58:23,816 We don't have any other choice. 1154 00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:24,901 Okay. 1155 00:58:24,984 --> 00:58:26,569 She's the only one that can fix this. 1156 00:58:26,736 --> 00:58:28,238 Okay. Stop saying "Okay"! 1157 00:58:28,404 --> 00:58:30,406 We gotta catch the subway across town. Come on. 1158 00:58:30,573 --> 00:58:32,534 Okay... Got it. 1159 00:58:34,118 --> 00:58:36,204 My mom doesn't know anything about the gig, 1160 00:58:36,287 --> 00:58:37,622 and I wanna keep it that way, okay? 1161 00:58:37,789 --> 00:58:39,165 Right, because she thinks you're a failure. 1162 00:58:39,249 --> 00:58:40,542 What? I didn't say that. 1163 00:58:40,625 --> 00:58:41,876 You did. Up here. 1164 00:58:42,043 --> 00:58:44,379 Uh, look, my mom has her own definition of what success is, 1165 00:58:44,546 --> 00:58:46,798 and being a professional musician isn't it. 1166 00:58:46,965 --> 00:58:51,970 So, let me see, I need the suit fixed for a, uh, school band recital. 1167 00:58:52,053 --> 00:58:55,598 I'm not looking forward to this, but there's no reason she needs to know... 1168 00:58:55,765 --> 00:58:59,143 ♪ We shall come around to touch eyes again 1169 00:58:59,227 --> 00:59:01,855 ♪ If love is the foundation 1170 00:59:01,938 --> 00:59:04,274 ♪ If the purpose be to recycle life 1171 00:59:04,357 --> 00:59:07,193 ♪ I promise you I'll bring us to one 1172 00:59:07,277 --> 00:59:09,612 ♪ Bleeding heart in the end now 1173 00:59:09,779 --> 00:59:12,949 ♪ Though we're apart 1174 00:59:13,324 --> 00:59:15,034 I don't know. All the times I've been 1175 00:59:15,118 --> 00:59:17,787 so close to getting to my dreams, 1176 00:59:17,871 --> 00:59:19,831 something always gets in the way. 1177 00:59:19,914 --> 00:59:21,040 You know what I mean? 1178 00:59:24,502 --> 00:59:26,671 ♪ How true lovin' began 1179 00:59:27,380 --> 00:59:28,548 He's good. 1180 00:59:28,715 --> 00:59:32,468 And I've heard music before, but I've never felt like this inside. 1181 00:59:32,635 --> 00:59:35,179 Of course, you love music now, because you're me. Let's go. 1182 00:59:37,724 --> 00:59:38,850 ♪ Now, love 1183 00:59:39,017 --> 00:59:40,018 Let's go. 1184 00:59:40,894 --> 00:59:43,146 ♪ Love 1185 00:59:43,771 --> 00:59:46,566 ♪ Love, love 1186 00:59:46,733 --> 00:59:47,734 ♪ Talkin' about love 1187 00:59:49,652 --> 00:59:52,030 ♪ Love 1188 00:59:52,113 --> 00:59:53,114 ♪ Love ♪ 1189 00:59:58,703 --> 01:00:00,121 Whoa! 1190 01:00:01,789 --> 01:00:03,041 Hey, take it easy, eh? 1191 01:00:03,208 --> 01:00:04,709 I'm sorry. 1192 01:00:05,084 --> 01:00:06,419 Don't worry about it. 1193 01:00:06,502 --> 01:00:08,087 It's the subway. It does that to some people. 1194 01:00:08,254 --> 01:00:09,797 Does what? It wears you down. 1195 01:00:09,964 --> 01:00:12,258 It stinks. It's hot. It's crowded. 1196 01:00:12,425 --> 01:00:15,678 Every day the same thing, day in and day out. 1197 01:00:16,304 --> 01:00:18,514 But once I get on the stage tonight, 1198 01:00:18,598 --> 01:00:20,475 all my troubles are going to be fixed. 1199 01:00:20,642 --> 01:00:23,144 You're gonna see a brand new Joe Gardner. 1200 01:00:26,272 --> 01:00:27,273 Where'd you get that? 1201 01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:28,900 Under the seat. Can you believe it? 1202 01:00:28,983 --> 01:00:31,069 It's still half full. 1203 01:00:32,654 --> 01:00:34,489 All right, remember, 1204 01:00:34,572 --> 01:00:37,617 I need the suit fixed for a band recital. Got it? 1205 01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:44,082 Joey! Oh, Baby Boy... Joey! 1206 01:00:44,165 --> 01:00:46,251 Oh, I'm so proud of you. We heard the news. 1207 01:00:48,628 --> 01:00:49,629 Oh, crap. She knows. 1208 01:00:49,796 --> 01:00:51,339 Your momma's in the back. 1209 01:00:51,506 --> 01:00:53,132 You gotta go in there. No, I don't want to. 1210 01:00:53,299 --> 01:00:55,635 You have to. We need the suit fixed. 1211 01:00:57,971 --> 01:00:59,847 You forgetting something, Joey? 1212 01:01:00,014 --> 01:01:01,057 What? Kiss her. 1213 01:01:01,266 --> 01:01:03,393 I always kiss Melba when I see her. 1214 01:01:05,728 --> 01:01:07,146 Just do it. 1215 01:01:11,150 --> 01:01:12,777 No, no, no. Not on the lips. 1216 01:01:12,861 --> 01:01:14,904 Joey! What has gotten into you, Boy? 1217 01:01:14,988 --> 01:01:16,030 Let him finish. 1218 01:01:16,114 --> 01:01:17,198 Cougar. I knew it. 1219 01:01:17,365 --> 01:01:20,285 I'll take another kiss when you get back, Joey. 1220 01:01:24,831 --> 01:01:27,834 So much for being done chasing after gigs, huh? 1221 01:01:28,167 --> 01:01:31,588 I hope that cat isn't supposed to be some kind of peace offering. 1222 01:01:31,754 --> 01:01:32,964 Come. Come on. 1223 01:01:33,131 --> 01:01:34,215 Just say you rescued it. 1224 01:01:34,299 --> 01:01:36,676 Um, no. It's mine. I rescued it. 1225 01:01:36,759 --> 01:01:39,053 Hmm. Too bad you can't rescue your career. 1226 01:01:39,137 --> 01:01:40,221 Oh. 1227 01:01:40,305 --> 01:01:43,433 Just ask her nicely if she can fix my suit. 1228 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:47,270 So, Mom, is there any way you can fix this? 1229 01:01:47,353 --> 01:01:48,813 Whoa! I don't need to see that. 1230 01:01:48,980 --> 01:01:51,024 I know. Embarrassing, right? 1231 01:01:51,191 --> 01:01:52,692 So, you'll fix it? 1232 01:01:52,859 --> 01:01:53,985 No. What? 1233 01:01:54,068 --> 01:01:56,362 How long are you going to keep doing this, Joey? 1234 01:01:56,446 --> 01:01:58,656 You tell me you're going to accept the full time position... 1235 01:01:58,740 --> 01:01:59,741 Here it comes. 1236 01:01:59,824 --> 01:02:01,117 And instead, I hear you've taken another gig. 1237 01:02:01,201 --> 01:02:02,327 Tell her that this one is different. 1238 01:02:02,410 --> 01:02:03,411 This one's different! 1239 01:02:03,494 --> 01:02:05,747 Does this gig have a pension? Health insurance? 1240 01:02:06,122 --> 01:02:08,791 No? Then it's the same as the other ones. 1241 01:02:08,958 --> 01:02:10,877 It's like you can't even be truthful with me anymore. 1242 01:02:11,044 --> 01:02:13,004 Fine, we'll get the suit off the rack somewhere. 1243 01:02:13,171 --> 01:02:16,049 My mom has never understood what I'm trying to do with my life. 1244 01:02:16,132 --> 01:02:17,759 Fine, we'll get the suit off the rack somewhere. 1245 01:02:17,842 --> 01:02:19,510 My mom has never understood 1246 01:02:19,594 --> 01:02:20,678 what I'm trying to do with my life. 1247 01:02:20,762 --> 01:02:22,680 22! What did you just say? 1248 01:02:22,764 --> 01:02:25,016 Oof. Can I run away now, like you usually do? 1249 01:02:27,477 --> 01:02:30,480 No. Not this time. Repeat after me. 1250 01:02:31,022 --> 01:02:33,399 Mom, I know we've had some rough times, 1251 01:02:33,858 --> 01:02:35,401 but you're right, 1252 01:02:35,902 --> 01:02:38,154 I can't be truthful with you. 1253 01:02:38,321 --> 01:02:41,157 Because it seems like no matter what I do, you disapprove. 1254 01:02:41,324 --> 01:02:43,368 Look, I know you love playing. 1255 01:02:43,535 --> 01:02:46,538 Then how come except for church, you're the happiest when I don't? 1256 01:02:46,704 --> 01:02:49,916 I finally land the gig of my life and you're upset. 1257 01:02:50,083 --> 01:02:52,877 You didn't see how tough being a musician was on your father. 1258 01:02:53,044 --> 01:02:54,879 I don't want to see you struggle like that. 1259 01:02:55,046 --> 01:02:57,131 So Dad could pursue his dreams, and I can't? 1260 01:02:57,298 --> 01:02:59,175 Your father had me. 1261 01:02:59,342 --> 01:03:02,178 Most times, this shop is what paid the bills. 1262 01:03:02,345 --> 01:03:04,889 So when I'm gone, who's gonna pay yours? 1263 01:03:05,056 --> 01:03:06,516 Music is all I think about. 1264 01:03:06,683 --> 01:03:08,768 From the moment I wake up in the morning 1265 01:03:08,851 --> 01:03:10,895 to the moment I fall asleep at night. 1266 01:03:11,062 --> 01:03:13,314 You can't eat dreams for breakfast, Joey. 1267 01:03:13,481 --> 01:03:14,858 Then I don't want to eat. 1268 01:03:15,024 --> 01:03:17,861 This isn't about my career, Mom. 1269 01:03:18,069 --> 01:03:20,196 It's my reason for living. 1270 01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:22,115 And I know Dad felt the same way. 1271 01:03:23,032 --> 01:03:26,327 I'm just afraid that if I died today, 1272 01:03:26,870 --> 01:03:29,914 that my life would've amounted to nothing. 1273 01:03:32,125 --> 01:03:33,334 Joey. 1274 01:03:40,550 --> 01:03:41,551 Oh. 1275 01:03:47,765 --> 01:03:50,727 Let's make this work instead. 1276 01:03:54,689 --> 01:03:56,191 That's my dad's suit. 1277 01:03:56,357 --> 01:03:57,567 Lulu. Melba. 1278 01:03:57,650 --> 01:04:00,195 Bring your good scissors in here. We got work to do. 1279 01:04:05,366 --> 01:04:07,285 Wow. This feels really nice. 1280 01:04:07,452 --> 01:04:09,746 You look marvelous. It fits perfectly. 1281 01:04:09,829 --> 01:04:10,830 You see how I did that? 1282 01:04:10,914 --> 01:04:14,125 That is one fine wool suit, if I do say so myself. 1283 01:04:14,292 --> 01:04:15,501 Can I try on that? Of course you can. 1284 01:04:15,668 --> 01:04:17,629 Just handsome. 1285 01:04:17,795 --> 01:04:20,381 Thank you, uh, Mom. 1286 01:04:20,548 --> 01:04:23,176 Ray would have been so proud of you, Baby. 1287 01:04:23,718 --> 01:04:25,720 Like I've always been. 1288 01:04:27,430 --> 01:04:28,556 You heard me, right? 1289 01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:30,892 The suit is wool, not polyester. 1290 01:04:31,059 --> 01:04:33,228 So, don't go putting that cat on your shoulders again. 1291 01:04:33,311 --> 01:04:34,312 Yes, Ma'am! 1292 01:04:34,395 --> 01:04:35,688 Oh, there's a nice little taper there. 1293 01:04:35,855 --> 01:04:37,065 Thanks, Mom. 1294 01:04:39,734 --> 01:04:41,069 Oh, that was amazin'. 1295 01:04:41,152 --> 01:04:42,987 You know what that felt like? It felt like jazz. 1296 01:04:43,154 --> 01:04:44,572 Yeah, you were jazzing. 1297 01:04:44,739 --> 01:04:46,491 Ha ha. Okay, jazzing. 1298 01:04:48,284 --> 01:04:49,327 I'm telling you, Joe. 1299 01:04:49,410 --> 01:04:50,954 You really should call Lisa again. 1300 01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:53,831 I don't really have time for a relationship right now, 22. 1301 01:04:53,998 --> 01:04:55,375 Oh, busy right now? 1302 01:04:55,458 --> 01:04:56,793 Wanna wait till you die a second time? 1303 01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:58,127 Cool, cool, cool. 1304 01:04:58,294 --> 01:04:59,921 I can't believe I'm getting romantic advice 1305 01:05:00,004 --> 01:05:01,089 from an unborn soul. 1306 01:05:01,172 --> 01:05:02,799 I can think of worse. 1307 01:05:02,966 --> 01:05:04,175 There it is. 1308 01:05:05,301 --> 01:05:10,056 We made it! This is going to work. 1309 01:05:10,139 --> 01:05:12,350 Whoa! I can't believe how good I look. 1310 01:05:12,517 --> 01:05:15,353 The suit, the cut. Just look at me. 1311 01:05:21,234 --> 01:05:23,361 Ooh, just turn a little bit right there. Like this? 1312 01:05:23,444 --> 01:05:25,530 Angle the shoulders, and... Oh, hey, who's that? 1313 01:05:25,613 --> 01:05:26,656 And from this side. That's it. 1314 01:05:26,739 --> 01:05:27,782 What? Who's back here? 1315 01:05:27,866 --> 01:05:29,450 Still me. Uh huh. That's a winner. 1316 01:05:29,534 --> 01:05:31,744 Right? 1317 01:05:32,787 --> 01:05:34,747 This can't be happenin'. Now, I'm not gonna believe this. 1318 01:05:34,914 --> 01:05:36,541 The Half Note. 1319 01:05:40,712 --> 01:05:43,214 He made you pay for dinner? 1320 01:05:43,298 --> 01:05:44,340 Yeah... 1321 01:06:05,945 --> 01:06:07,697 So, you ready? Huh? 1322 01:06:07,780 --> 01:06:08,990 To go home. 1323 01:06:09,073 --> 01:06:11,492 I bet you're ready to get off of this stinky rock, huh? 1324 01:06:11,659 --> 01:06:13,536 What do you think of Earth, anyway? 1325 01:06:17,916 --> 01:06:20,418 I always said it was dumb. But... 1326 01:06:21,961 --> 01:06:23,046 I mean... 1327 01:06:23,546 --> 01:06:25,465 Just look at what I found. 1328 01:06:26,341 --> 01:06:29,385 Your mom sewed your suit from this cute spool. 1329 01:06:29,928 --> 01:06:32,472 When I was nervous, Dez gave me this. 1330 01:06:32,639 --> 01:06:35,850 A guy on the subway yelled at me. It was scary. 1331 01:06:36,434 --> 01:06:39,354 But I kind of liked that, too. 1332 01:06:43,233 --> 01:06:44,692 Truth is, I've always worried 1333 01:06:44,776 --> 01:06:47,487 that maybe there's something wrong with me. You know? 1334 01:06:48,404 --> 01:06:50,698 Maybe I'm not good enough for living. 1335 01:06:51,699 --> 01:06:57,956 But then you showed me about purpose and passion, 1336 01:06:58,039 --> 01:07:00,208 and maybe sky watching can be my spark. 1337 01:07:00,291 --> 01:07:02,377 Or walking. I'm really good at walking. 1338 01:07:02,544 --> 01:07:04,254 Those really aren't purposes, 22. 1339 01:07:04,337 --> 01:07:05,630 That's just regular old living. 1340 01:07:05,797 --> 01:07:07,799 But, hey, when you get back to the You Seminar, 1341 01:07:07,966 --> 01:07:09,342 you can give it an honest try. 1342 01:07:09,509 --> 01:07:12,095 No, but I've been at the You Seminar for thousands of years 1343 01:07:12,262 --> 01:07:14,347 and I have never felt this close. 1344 01:07:14,514 --> 01:07:17,475 Joe! Who's ready to go home? 1345 01:07:17,642 --> 01:07:18,643 Moonwind. 1346 01:07:18,726 --> 01:07:19,769 The stars are almost in alignment. 1347 01:07:19,852 --> 01:07:20,853 All right. 1348 01:07:20,937 --> 01:07:22,146 I'll have you back in your bodies in no time. 1349 01:07:22,522 --> 01:07:25,817 No. I've gotta find it here, on Earth. 1350 01:07:25,900 --> 01:07:27,944 This is my only chance to find my spark. 1351 01:07:28,111 --> 01:07:31,656 22, you're only loving this stuff because you're in my body. 1352 01:07:31,823 --> 01:07:35,118 You can find your own thing to love when you get back to the You Seminar. 1353 01:07:35,285 --> 01:07:37,537 Now, come on, I need my body back. Now! 1354 01:07:40,206 --> 01:07:41,207 No. 1355 01:07:43,251 --> 01:07:44,794 I'm in the chair. 1356 01:07:46,921 --> 01:07:48,631 22! Leave me alone! 1357 01:07:48,798 --> 01:07:50,842 I'm trying to find my purpose! 1358 01:07:51,009 --> 01:07:52,677 22, you come back here! 1359 01:07:55,054 --> 01:07:56,389 22! 1360 01:08:03,897 --> 01:08:04,981 Mr. Mittens. 1361 01:08:05,064 --> 01:08:06,941 Oh. 1362 01:08:12,697 --> 01:08:14,073 There they are. 1363 01:08:16,284 --> 01:08:18,828 (Indistinct) 1364 01:08:20,705 --> 01:08:21,998 You come back here right now! 1365 01:08:24,167 --> 01:08:25,710 You stole my body! 1366 01:08:52,570 --> 01:08:55,073 It's your time to go, Joe Gardner. 1367 01:09:01,955 --> 01:09:02,956 Oh, no, you don't. 1368 01:09:05,708 --> 01:09:06,709 Gotcha! 1369 01:09:08,378 --> 01:09:09,921 No, no, no. 1370 01:09:19,806 --> 01:09:22,183 No, no! 1371 01:09:23,726 --> 01:09:25,770 I was gonna play with Dorothea Williams! 1372 01:09:25,937 --> 01:09:27,689 And I was about to find my spark! 1373 01:09:27,856 --> 01:09:29,190 Find your spark? My life was finally going to change! 1374 01:09:29,357 --> 01:09:30,608 You promised, but you wouldn't even give me five minutes! 1375 01:09:30,775 --> 01:09:31,901 I lost everything because of you! 1376 01:09:31,985 --> 01:09:32,986 Joe! 1377 01:09:34,237 --> 01:09:35,822 You cheated. 1378 01:09:41,244 --> 01:09:42,579 (Indistinct) Found him. 1379 01:09:42,745 --> 01:09:43,997 Joe Gardner. You're back! 1380 01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:45,123 Terry, you found them. 1381 01:09:45,206 --> 01:09:46,207 No need to thank me. 1382 01:09:46,374 --> 01:09:48,877 It's so nice to have everything back in order, and... 1383 01:09:49,752 --> 01:09:51,963 22 got her pass? 1384 01:09:54,257 --> 01:09:55,842 Oh, my goodness. 22! You got an Earth Pass! 1385 01:09:55,925 --> 01:09:57,385 This is amazing! 1386 01:09:57,552 --> 01:09:58,845 I knew you could do it. 1387 01:09:58,928 --> 01:09:59,971 This is cray cray. 1388 01:10:00,138 --> 01:10:02,891 But what... What filled in the last box? 1389 01:10:03,057 --> 01:10:05,435 I'll tell you what filled it in. I did! 1390 01:10:05,602 --> 01:10:07,353 It was my spark that changed that badge. 1391 01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:11,024 She only got that because she was living my life in my body. 1392 01:10:11,191 --> 01:10:13,401 I was... Come on, Mr. Gardner. 1393 01:10:14,903 --> 01:10:16,154 Joe, it's time for you 1394 01:10:16,237 --> 01:10:17,989 to accompany 22 to the Earth portal. 1395 01:10:18,156 --> 01:10:19,657 Give you a chance to say goodbye. 1396 01:10:19,824 --> 01:10:21,451 Of course. It's standard procedure. 1397 01:10:21,618 --> 01:10:24,370 Just hold on a minute. I get to set the count right. 1398 01:10:24,537 --> 01:10:27,123 Terry, you have done a super job. 1399 01:10:27,207 --> 01:10:28,249 We'll take it from here. 1400 01:10:28,333 --> 01:10:29,334 You're amazing. 1401 01:10:30,210 --> 01:10:31,377 Well, thank you. 1402 01:10:32,378 --> 01:10:34,047 Terrytime. 1403 01:10:34,547 --> 01:10:36,382 Go ahead, you two. 1404 01:10:46,434 --> 01:10:47,435 You don't know. 1405 01:10:48,978 --> 01:10:51,147 You can't be sure why my pass changed. 1406 01:10:51,523 --> 01:10:53,316 Come on, 22. Think about it. 1407 01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:56,361 You hated music until you were in my body. 1408 01:10:56,528 --> 01:11:00,031 You hated everything until you were me. 1409 01:11:03,201 --> 01:11:04,536 I hope you enjoy it. 1410 01:11:21,594 --> 01:11:22,679 Uh... 1411 01:11:24,931 --> 01:11:27,141 I have to ask, how the Dickens did you do it? 1412 01:11:27,308 --> 01:11:28,810 Get that Earth Pass to change? 1413 01:11:28,893 --> 01:11:31,521 Oh. You know what, I... I just let her walk 1414 01:11:31,604 --> 01:11:33,273 a mile in my shoes, you could say. 1415 01:11:33,481 --> 01:11:34,732 Well, it worked. 1416 01:11:35,358 --> 01:11:36,442 Yeah. 1417 01:11:36,609 --> 01:11:39,362 Well, you should probably get going to the Great Beyond. 1418 01:11:39,529 --> 01:11:42,198 Hey, um, we never found out what 22's purpose was. 1419 01:11:42,740 --> 01:11:44,826 Excuse me? You know, her, uh, spark. 1420 01:11:44,993 --> 01:11:48,663 Her purpose. Was it music? Biology? Walking? 1421 01:11:48,830 --> 01:11:51,165 We don't assign purposes. Where did you get that idea? 1422 01:11:51,875 --> 01:11:52,876 Because I have piano. 1423 01:11:52,959 --> 01:11:55,003 It's what I was born to do. That's my spark. 1424 01:11:55,169 --> 01:11:57,422 A spark isn't a soul's purpose. 1425 01:11:58,089 --> 01:12:00,133 Oh, you mentors and your passions. 1426 01:12:00,300 --> 01:12:04,721 Your purposes. Your meanings of life. So basic. 1427 01:12:04,804 --> 01:12:06,931 No, no, it... 1428 01:12:10,727 --> 01:12:11,936 Wow. 1429 01:12:12,020 --> 01:12:15,190 It is music. My spark is music. I... 1430 01:12:15,899 --> 01:12:17,317 I know it is. 1431 01:12:23,281 --> 01:12:24,282 I'm no good. 1432 01:12:25,116 --> 01:12:26,826 I got no purpose. 1433 01:12:28,036 --> 01:12:29,370 No purpose. 1434 01:12:30,079 --> 01:12:32,081 No purpose. 1435 01:13:00,944 --> 01:13:03,112 Mr. G? 1436 01:13:03,196 --> 01:13:04,781 Curley, I made it. I'm ready to go. 1437 01:13:04,948 --> 01:13:06,115 You're too late, Man. 1438 01:13:06,282 --> 01:13:07,325 Let me talk to Dorothea. 1439 01:13:07,408 --> 01:13:09,619 No, no, no, Man. She don't play that. 1440 01:13:09,827 --> 01:13:13,081 These rappers act like... Who let this lunatic in here? 1441 01:13:13,248 --> 01:13:15,166 Listen, you gotta give me another chance. 1442 01:13:15,375 --> 01:13:18,378 This is my band. I decide who plays. 1443 01:13:18,545 --> 01:13:20,255 And if you don't go with me, 1444 01:13:20,338 --> 01:13:22,715 you'll be making the biggest mistake of your career. 1445 01:13:23,299 --> 01:13:25,802 Oh, yeah? Why's that? 1446 01:13:26,261 --> 01:13:29,264 My only purpose on this planet is to play. 1447 01:13:29,430 --> 01:13:32,684 It's what I was meant to do. And nothing's gonna stop me. 1448 01:13:36,771 --> 01:13:39,649 Well, aren't you an arrogant one? 1449 01:13:39,816 --> 01:13:42,735 I guess you really are a jazz player. 1450 01:13:42,902 --> 01:13:45,947 Tell Robert he's out. For now. 1451 01:13:47,115 --> 01:13:48,408 Nice suit. 1452 01:13:58,293 --> 01:14:02,130 Get ready, Joe Gardner, your life is about to start. 1453 01:15:19,207 --> 01:15:21,334 Welcome to the quartet, Teach. 1454 01:15:25,672 --> 01:15:27,549 That's my Joey! 1455 01:15:32,554 --> 01:15:34,347 What a show! That last solo was brilliant. 1456 01:15:34,514 --> 01:15:35,515 That was amazing! 1457 01:15:35,682 --> 01:15:37,016 I'm not gonna cover that bridge for you again. 1458 01:15:37,183 --> 01:15:38,768 Whoo! Later, Mr. G. Congratulations. 1459 01:15:38,935 --> 01:15:40,645 You did great. We love you. 1460 01:15:40,728 --> 01:15:41,771 I'm so proud of you, Joey. 1461 01:15:41,855 --> 01:15:44,232 Gotta get to bed. We old. 1462 01:15:46,734 --> 01:15:49,362 You play 100 shows, and one of them is killer. 1463 01:15:49,529 --> 01:15:51,406 You don't get many like tonight. 1464 01:15:51,573 --> 01:15:52,866 Yeah. 1465 01:15:53,908 --> 01:15:56,244 So, uh... What happens next? 1466 01:15:56,411 --> 01:15:59,664 We come back tomorrow night and do it all again. 1467 01:16:02,041 --> 01:16:03,459 What's wrong, Teach? 1468 01:16:04,544 --> 01:16:09,841 It's just I've been waiting on this day for my entire life. 1469 01:16:12,427 --> 01:16:14,304 I thought I'd feel different. 1470 01:16:17,223 --> 01:16:19,601 I heard this story about a fish. 1471 01:16:20,310 --> 01:16:22,562 He swims up to this older fish and says, 1472 01:16:22,729 --> 01:16:25,523 "I'm trying to find this thing they call the ocean." 1473 01:16:25,690 --> 01:16:27,775 "The ocean?" says the older fish. 1474 01:16:27,859 --> 01:16:29,319 "That's what you're in right now." 1475 01:16:29,485 --> 01:16:32,697 "This?" says the young fish. "This is water. 1476 01:16:32,864 --> 01:16:35,783 "What I want is the ocean." 1477 01:16:38,703 --> 01:16:40,413 See you tomorrow. 1478 01:16:53,343 --> 01:16:55,261 Hey, Man. Sorry. 1479 01:20:26,180 --> 01:20:28,099 Maybe sky watching can be my spark. 1480 01:20:28,182 --> 01:20:30,518 Or walking. I'm really good at walking. 1481 01:20:30,685 --> 01:20:32,437 Those really aren't purposes, 22. 1482 01:20:32,520 --> 01:20:34,272 That's just regular old living. 1483 01:21:20,985 --> 01:21:22,529 Joe? Huh? 1484 01:21:23,363 --> 01:21:24,447 Joe! 1485 01:21:24,614 --> 01:21:27,075 Good heavens, Man. What are you doing in the zone? 1486 01:21:27,242 --> 01:21:30,703 Moonwind. I messed up. I need to find 22. 1487 01:21:30,870 --> 01:21:34,165 I'm afraid she's become a lost soul. 1488 01:21:34,332 --> 01:21:35,875 What? I'll explain on the way. 1489 01:21:38,836 --> 01:21:40,338 When neither of you returned to The Half Note, 1490 01:21:40,505 --> 01:21:41,965 I suspected something had gone wrong. 1491 01:21:42,131 --> 01:21:46,094 I came back here, and that's when I spotted her. 1492 01:21:46,177 --> 01:21:47,387 (Indistinct) 1493 01:21:48,721 --> 01:21:52,642 Lost souls are obsessed by something that disconnects them from life. 1494 01:21:52,809 --> 01:21:56,062 And now that 22 has technically lived, she's become one of them. 1495 01:21:56,229 --> 01:21:57,689 There! Good show. 1496 01:22:04,612 --> 01:22:05,613 22! 1497 01:22:08,658 --> 01:22:10,451 Ready the net. I'm on it. 1498 01:22:22,755 --> 01:22:23,882 She's got us! 1499 01:22:27,302 --> 01:22:28,303 Moonwind! 1500 01:22:28,386 --> 01:22:30,013 A captain always goes down with the ship. 1501 01:22:30,179 --> 01:22:31,347 It has been a... 1502 01:22:37,270 --> 01:22:38,271 22! 1503 01:22:39,731 --> 01:22:41,858 Come back, 22. It's me, Joe. 1504 01:22:44,152 --> 01:22:45,361 Easy, 22, easy. 1505 01:22:45,528 --> 01:22:48,656 I just came back to give you this. 1506 01:22:51,034 --> 01:22:52,035 Easy. 1507 01:22:53,703 --> 01:22:55,705 22, listen. Come back! 1508 01:22:59,334 --> 01:23:02,003 And for correcting our absent minded mistakes 1509 01:23:02,086 --> 01:23:03,171 and setting the count right, 1510 01:23:03,338 --> 01:23:07,467 we are awarding you, Terry, this trophy. As you requested. 1511 01:23:08,927 --> 01:23:12,305 I am happy to accept this very special award I requested, 1512 01:23:12,472 --> 01:23:15,099 but that I absolutely deserve. 1513 01:23:18,144 --> 01:23:19,187 Joe Gardner? 1514 01:23:19,270 --> 01:23:20,271 And I'll just take that back. 1515 01:23:20,438 --> 01:23:21,439 Hey. 1516 01:23:23,066 --> 01:23:26,361 Oi, Noob! You're not where you belong. 1517 01:23:31,157 --> 01:23:32,784 Uh... 1518 01:23:32,867 --> 01:23:34,661 22, stop. I have something to tell you. 1519 01:23:36,538 --> 01:23:39,165 Stop that. No. 1520 01:23:41,793 --> 01:23:43,169 22! 1521 01:23:44,170 --> 01:23:45,547 Whoa, watch out! 1522 01:23:45,713 --> 01:23:46,881 Take it easy. 1523 01:23:46,965 --> 01:23:48,007 There, there. There's no need to be afraid. 1524 01:23:48,216 --> 01:23:50,343 Don't worry. Calm down. 1525 01:23:50,510 --> 01:23:52,428 You have to stop running. Please. 1526 01:23:52,595 --> 01:23:53,930 22, stop. 1527 01:23:54,180 --> 01:23:55,431 22, I was wrong. 1528 01:23:56,641 --> 01:24:00,436 Please, will you listen? You are ready to live, 22. 1529 01:24:13,449 --> 01:24:15,410 I'm not good enough. Nope. No. 1530 01:24:15,660 --> 01:24:16,995 Nothing. I just need to fill out that last box. 1531 01:24:17,078 --> 01:24:18,079 22! 1532 01:24:19,163 --> 01:24:20,290 You're dishonest. 1533 01:24:20,373 --> 01:24:21,791 All you make are bad decisions. 1534 01:24:21,958 --> 01:24:23,877 You are unwise and you won't make it in the world. 1535 01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:25,003 You're so selfish. 1536 01:24:25,086 --> 01:24:26,129 No one would ever want to be around you. 1537 01:24:26,212 --> 01:24:27,338 Loser. 1538 01:24:27,505 --> 01:24:29,674 Oh, the world needs remarkable people 1539 01:24:29,841 --> 01:24:32,760 and you are the least remarkable soul I've ever met. 1540 01:24:33,052 --> 01:24:34,888 You'll never find your spark. 1541 01:24:35,054 --> 01:24:36,055 Imbecile. 1542 01:24:36,222 --> 01:24:37,765 I cannot help you. 1543 01:24:37,849 --> 01:24:38,892 22! 1544 01:24:39,058 --> 01:24:40,643 I just need to fill out that last box. 1545 01:24:40,810 --> 01:24:41,936 I'm not good enough at all. 1546 01:24:42,228 --> 01:24:43,980 You will never find your spark. 1547 01:24:44,063 --> 01:24:45,440 There's no point. 1548 01:24:46,441 --> 01:24:48,067 Those aren't purposes, you idiot. 1549 01:24:48,151 --> 01:24:49,736 That's just regular old living. 1550 01:24:49,903 --> 01:24:51,362 This is a waste of time. 1551 01:24:51,529 --> 01:24:53,948 You only got that badge because you were in my body. 1552 01:24:54,115 --> 01:24:55,950 That's why you ruin everything. 1553 01:24:56,117 --> 01:24:58,786 Because you have no purpose. 1554 01:25:04,292 --> 01:25:06,544 No, no, no. 1555 01:25:15,970 --> 01:25:17,430 There's no point. 1556 01:25:17,597 --> 01:25:19,307 You'll never find your spark. 1557 01:25:20,016 --> 01:25:23,603 Because you have no purpose! 1558 01:25:30,944 --> 01:25:33,363 I'm not good. Nope. 1559 01:25:33,571 --> 01:25:36,783 Nothing. I just need to fill out that last box. I give up. 1560 01:25:48,419 --> 01:25:49,462 You ready? 1561 01:25:49,546 --> 01:25:50,547 Huh? 1562 01:25:51,047 --> 01:25:52,340 To come live. 1563 01:25:54,884 --> 01:25:56,135 I'm scared, Joe. 1564 01:25:57,387 --> 01:25:58,680 I'm not good enough. 1565 01:25:59,764 --> 01:26:02,433 Anyway, I never got my spark. 1566 01:26:02,809 --> 01:26:04,102 Yes, you did. 1567 01:26:10,650 --> 01:26:13,111 Your spark isn't your purpose. 1568 01:26:13,278 --> 01:26:16,948 That last box fills in when you're ready to come live. 1569 01:26:18,700 --> 01:26:19,909 And, the thing is 1570 01:26:20,994 --> 01:26:23,371 you're pretty great at jazzing. 1571 01:26:52,984 --> 01:26:53,985 But, Joe, 1572 01:26:54,694 --> 01:26:56,070 this means you won't get to... 1573 01:26:56,237 --> 01:26:59,115 It's okay. I already did. 1574 01:26:59,282 --> 01:27:01,034 Now it's your turn. 1575 01:27:07,290 --> 01:27:08,416 I'll go with you. 1576 01:27:08,917 --> 01:27:10,293 You know you can't do that. 1577 01:27:10,793 --> 01:27:13,713 I know. But I'll go as far as I can. 1578 01:27:28,519 --> 01:27:30,522 Hey! Take a look! 1579 01:27:39,197 --> 01:27:40,448 Wow! 1580 01:28:53,104 --> 01:28:54,355 Mr. Gardner? 1581 01:28:55,899 --> 01:28:56,900 Yes? 1582 01:28:56,983 --> 01:28:58,193 Do you have a moment? 1583 01:28:59,360 --> 01:29:02,864 I think I'm speaking for all the Jerrys when I say thank you. 1584 01:29:03,281 --> 01:29:04,282 For what? 1585 01:29:04,449 --> 01:29:06,242 We're in the business of inspiration, Joe, 1586 01:29:06,326 --> 01:29:09,037 but it's not often we find ourselves inspired. 1587 01:29:09,495 --> 01:29:10,997 Huh. Really? 1588 01:29:11,164 --> 01:29:14,709 So, we all decided to give you another chance. 1589 01:29:19,422 --> 01:29:22,342 Hopefully, you will watch where you walk from now on. 1590 01:29:23,051 --> 01:29:25,011 But what about Terry? 1591 01:29:25,178 --> 01:29:26,679 We worked it out with Terry. 1592 01:29:29,432 --> 01:29:30,600 Mm. That's weird. 1593 01:29:30,683 --> 01:29:31,809 Hey, Terry, what's that over there? 1594 01:29:31,893 --> 01:29:32,936 Look immediately. 1595 01:29:33,019 --> 01:29:34,020 What? What are you talking about? 1596 01:29:34,103 --> 01:29:36,064 Oh, nothing. You were saying? Hmm? 1597 01:29:36,231 --> 01:29:37,982 Were you even talking? I can't remember. 1598 01:29:38,149 --> 01:29:39,275 Never mind. 1599 01:29:40,860 --> 01:29:41,861 Well? 1600 01:29:48,368 --> 01:29:49,619 Thanks. 1601 01:29:49,702 --> 01:29:51,829 So what do you think you'll do? 1602 01:29:52,038 --> 01:29:53,581 How are you gonna spend your life? 1603 01:29:54,207 --> 01:29:55,792 I'm not sure. 1604 01:29:59,045 --> 01:30:00,588 But I do know... 1605 01:30:04,926 --> 01:30:07,720 I'm going to live every minute of it. 1606 01:38:56,708 --> 01:38:58,293 ♪ Rappin Ced is the name 1607 01:38:58,376 --> 01:39:00,295 ♪ And you should get it right 1608 01:39:00,378 --> 01:39:04,007 ♪ Blowin' up on the scene like Dynomite 1609 01:39:04,090 --> 01:39:07,886 ♪ Joey G on the keys KP and Tommy with me 1610 01:39:07,969 --> 01:39:09,512 ♪ How much you wanna bet? 1611 01:39:09,596 --> 01:39:11,347 ♪ We can take the whole city 1612 01:39:11,431 --> 01:39:13,266 ♪ You see us stylin' from the island 1613 01:39:13,349 --> 01:39:14,893 ♪ All the way to BK 1614 01:39:14,976 --> 01:39:18,521 ♪ Boogie down made the sound but we took it away 1615 01:39:18,605 --> 01:39:22,275 ♪ I go to Harlem it's no problems if you know what I mean 1616 01:39:22,358 --> 01:39:26,154 ♪ Now everybody bow down to the Kings of Queens ♪ 1617 01:40:26,089 --> 01:40:28,049 Hey! Movie's over. 1618 01:40:28,216 --> 01:40:29,592 Go home! 115685

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