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Hey, what do you think you're doing?!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Bing-Bang! Come on, pal! Whoo-hoo!
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Take that, Chacha! Bing-Bing-Bing!
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Come on! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
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Unbelievable.
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He's insane!
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Hey, no! Give it back to me!
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Don't mess with the Cobra!
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Amigo, chimichanga, take it out.
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Heh-heh. Here you go.
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Yee-ha! Bing-Bing-Bing-Bing-Bing-Bing-Bing-Bing-Bing-Bing-Bing!
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Holy!
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Oh, yeah.
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Ooh. Nice.
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Now it's showtime. Baby.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm gonna have to go to the beach.
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I'm gonna have to go to the beach.
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Oh, yeah.
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Sorry.
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I'm gonna have to go to the beach.
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I'm gonna have to go to the beach.
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I'm gonna have to go to the beach.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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The deal with Deadpool.
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Whoa! So cool!
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I call it Build-Up Armor.
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We'll finish mine first, run some performance tests,
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and then make more for Thor, Cap, Hulk, and Wasp.
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Hmm. With the Kree mocked, huh?
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Good thing the bad guys don't know about it.
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In the wrong hands, it could destroy all of us.
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Tell me, how much longer is this Build-Up Armor going to take?
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My best guess, maybe 12 hours.
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Hey, it's Hikaru. Why would he want to video chat with me?
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Akira, I'm right outside.
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Welcome back. I'll get the door.
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Wait, don't open it yet.
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First I have to talk to Mr. Stark about something.
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About what?
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Well, you see, there's this guy here who says he's a friend of Mr. Stark's,
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but I don't know if I should let him in.
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Ah, geez!
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Tony?
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Huh? What's up, Akira?
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A friend of yours?
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Ooh, nobody told me the humidity in Japan was so brutal.
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Who is this guy?
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Is he for real?
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As far as superheroes go, Deadpool's an oddball.
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Instead of ethics, he's usually swayed by money.
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You know, four eyes. If you can't say anything nice, don't say nada.
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You'll give your friends in front of the TV the wrong idea.
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My friends?
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Yes! Your friends are watching!
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Let me explain you. Yours truly, Deadpool,
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is kind of a super duper hero who pays attention to his fans.
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You guys watching at home.
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Here, let's look at the data to improve my voice.
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With my dope off-the-wall moves and my jibba-jibba-jabble,
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the coolest hero in America these days is...
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Me, Deadpool. Check it.
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My appeal spans all kinds of pie charts and relevant demographics,
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and Hollywood stars. They love me.
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And athletes? Love me.
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Even the president, I have to say.
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He loves me!
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I am a hit with facelessly.
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Okay, listen up, everyone.
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With me on Marvel Disc Wars, The Avengers.
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The show will top the ratings.
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Finally a real hero around here.
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I'm coming for you, world.
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And you know, I'm kicking things off in Japan.
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Whew, I'm tired.
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It's not easy being the star of a show. Where's my trailer?
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The star of a show?
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Don't even bother. He's full of nonsense.
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We're busy right now, Deadpool. What is it you want?
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Oh, so you're gonna cop a two, huh?
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Oh, maybe I can change your state of mind.
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Boo-yah!
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That's Iron Fist's disc. Iron Fist is an important superhero.
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He became a master of every style of martial art in the city of Kun Lun.
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And his finishing move is...
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No! You're talking, talking, talking, talking!
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Geez, enough already. How much screen time do kids hog up around here?
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I mean, let's get to the arts, and otherwise this cartoon is boring.
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Am I right?
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What? I'm not following you.
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Now, that's enough. Deadpool, where did you acquire that disc?
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Well, the story goes, I was just a little hungry, right?
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So, I went to buy the chimichanga to stop my wittle tummy grumbles.
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And the joint happened to be a hangout for the bad guys.
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So, I beat up a few of them to get some spending money, but then I noticed I, um...
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What? Wait.
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You want it?
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It's yours, kid.
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You serious?
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Don't do it, Akira.
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Thanks, dude.
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Get a jump for it!
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How old are you?
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Something tells me this guy's not here to be nice and turn in a lost disc.
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Correct, Lando!
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So, is this about money?
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Fine. Name your price.
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Nah, that I don't like money, but instead, this time I flew all the way here for one reason.
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And one reason only.
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Ooh, I don't know, uh, gosh, I'm just so... I can see it's one way.
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What am I gonna say? I'm so embarrassed.
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Out with it already!
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Okay!
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I, Deadpool, want to be the leader of the Avengers!
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Huh?
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Huh?
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Huh?
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Huh?
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What? Did I say something wrong?
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So, what do we do now?
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Yeah! Hulk is the best!
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Wow, talk about weak.
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What's in it?
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You think that this is a good fighting game?
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Oh, don't you see?
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The Ultra moves away OP, so much so that there's no point to jump attacks.
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I mean, one Hulk smash clobbered me and took half my life.
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Unforgivable.
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You guys should get me to test this thing out next time.
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I mean, this game is just redonkulous.
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It is so bad that I don't even care.
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I don't even care enough to say that I don't care, because it's so lame.
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Loser.
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Bad loser.
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Every time he fails, he starts making lame excuses.
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Why not try playing with a different character?
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Spider-Man isn't an easy choice for a novice player like you.
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No way.
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Spidey's my favorite.
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I couldn't bear to think of playing with another character.
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No, no, no way.
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I didn't want to think about it.
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Would you can it, Deadpool?
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So, is your meeting adjourned?
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Yeah.
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And what's the deal?
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Before we give you our answer, we have an important question.
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Why do you want to be the leader of the Avengers?
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I thought it was obvious.
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The Avengers are the top hero team in the world.
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If I am your leader, then I can become very popular with the ladies
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and step into the spotlight.
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Plus, once I'm a regular fixture on the show,
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I will be immortalized with my very own awesome action figure.
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We'll help here, Tony.
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Here's our decision.
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We'll pay you whatever you want for the disc.
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Name your price.
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Fantastical.
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However, on the question of becoming our leader...
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What was that?
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I know you're in there, Deadpool.
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I am going to ring your neck
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right after you give me back the disc you stole.
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He was there when we fought against Loki.
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Wait, didn't he get captured into a disc
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and sucked into another dimension?
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If you don't come out, we'll blow this place apart.
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Please, like we haven't heard that before.
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Let's go, Ed.
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De-smash me right now.
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No, stay.
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I'll protect you.
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You what?
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Protect you.
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I can't go putting my valued workforce in needless danger.
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No, can I?
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Workforce?
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Of course.
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Since I'm going to be the new leader of the mighty superheroes,
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the Avengers!
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Whoa, hold on.
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We never said that you were the leader.
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It's extra special tempered glass.
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The strength is impressive, isn't it?
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Nope, cut that.
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Cut that scene.
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Just delete the whole thing, please.
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Make it happen, production team.
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Tremble before me, dude.
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Deadpool is here.
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You got the drop on us last time.
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But today you'll feel our power.
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Hour?
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Since when did you become an hour?
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I am Cottonmouth.
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I am Diamondback.
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And I am King Cobra.
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Serpent Society, assemble now.
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You regret ever messing with us, but it's too late to turn back now.
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How does it feel to be doomed, you fool?
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Now we will show you how dangerous the Serpent Society can truly be.
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Who, then, fang face?
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Iron Man!
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Mighty Thor!
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Captain America!
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Wasp!
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And Hulk!
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Be fast!
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For the glory of Asgard!
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Courage, honor, freedom, and hope!
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Villains in town, let's take them down.
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Smash!
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Suit up. It's on.
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The Avengers?
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Talk about bad luck.
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Wait, is this where you lead?
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Are you kidding me?
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You're the worst leader ever.
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Do something quick. You're the boss.
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Hey, don't put this all on me.
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As usual, these snake types are ridiculous.
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Yeah, even I gotta admit, all six of us seems like overkill for these bozos.
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Oh, well, I gotta be grateful for this chance anyway.
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Here she goes.
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Avengers assemble!
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Hey, hey.
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We don't know anything.
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Red Skull de-smashed us and told us we had to follow his orders.
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That's all I can tell you.
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Jessica, just go ahead and wrap this up, okay?
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Welcome back.
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Thanks.
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So tell me, what did you guys learn?
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What does it all mean?
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Our game system doesn't detect anything, but Red Skull hasn't slowed down.
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He keeps finding and collecting discs.
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He clearly has an advantage over us.
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Isn't it all possible that he's directly accessing interdimensional space?
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Well, if he is, it would be the missing clue for us to find and rescue Dr. Akatsuki.
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Woo, doggy, that felt great.
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Okay, I'm all done. Shower's yours.
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Before we can tackle that, we still gotta deal with this joker.
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Ooh, you guys wanna get my signature on the contract?
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We gotta make plans for the welcoming party.
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Van Nort DJ.
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Look, Deadpool.
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Don't need to be so stiff, little cappy.
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We're pals now, old man.
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We're buddies.
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Amigos.
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We can relax around each other.
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Take it easy.
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Deadpool.
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Did you say something?
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I'm sorry, but we can't let you join the Avengers right now.
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I don't... get it?
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You don't realize it, but we're in the middle of a serious situation.
264
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We don't have the luxury of time to train a new member.
265
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We're busy.
266
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I see.
267
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After much time and careful consideration, we are sorry to inform you that we have decided to decline your application.
268
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This was a difficult decision for the hiring committee.
269
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We wish you luck in your future, Deadpool-ing.
270
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So, that's it.
271
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Hey, kid.
272
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That's you.
273
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You sure?
274
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Gotta do the classy thing and end on a high note.
275
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Remember me as I am.
276
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Right now.
277
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As a part.
278
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How could I not?
279
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Sorry for all the trouble, El Capitan.
280
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Forget about it.
281
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I just want you to know I will be rooting for you guys.
282
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From the sidelines, that is.
283
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Adios.
284
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,400
Will he be okay?
285
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,400
Huh?
286
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,400
What's this?
287
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,400
The disc was a fake?
288
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:27,400
He tricked us.
289
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,400
Oh, don't tell me.
290
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,400
Pepper?
291
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,400
King Cobra on the other discs?
292
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Huh?
293
00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:43,400
Hahahaha!
294
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I can't believe I trusted him.
295
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Deadpool, you goofball.
296
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Yeah.
297
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You're doing it on purpose, aren't you?
298
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Deadpool rocks!
299
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:56,400
Oh, this kid wrote, "If you don't bring Deadpool back, I will never watch Disc Wars again."
300
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,400
Haha, this girl said, "The story is terrible.
301
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I can write it better."
302
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,400
Sorry if I'm interrupting.
303
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,400
So, it was you who called me here, Tiger Shock.
304
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Sneaky sea creature.
305
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,400
Great question.
306
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:07,400
How did you get my email address?
307
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I thought I unsubscribed.
308
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:12,400
Red Skull's intelligence network is wide, powerful, and impressive.
309
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,400
No more questions.
310
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Let's get down to business.
311
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You want these?
312
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They're just pawns.
313
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I have no more use for them.
314
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What I really want is...
315
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,400
This guy?
316
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How much for the disc?
317
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:26,400
I've heard about you, that you'll work on our side if the price is right.
318
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:30,400
You're the kind of dirtbag who would sell out his own mother for a dime.
319
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,400
Maybe you're right.
320
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:35,400
I'm not the kind of guy who's fit to lead the Avengers.
321
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,400
Maybe they won't have me.
322
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,400
I'm a reject.
323
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:43,400
Nevertheless, I don't like the way you're talking to me,
324
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,400
and I don't like your creepy fish face.
325
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:48,400
And I happen to be in a very bad mood today.
326
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,400
Since we're in Japan, I'm going to turn you into sushi.
327
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Too slow, too slow.
328
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,400
Oh, yeah?
329
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,400
Ha!
330
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:04,400
Where you going to go when you got nowhere left to hide in that fish face?
331
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,400
Yo, man!
332
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,400
It was a shame to slash something so unworthy.
333
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,400
Hey, what the where now?
334
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,400
You've gone and pushed your luck.
335
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,400
That was a fatal mistake.
336
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,400
Now I will show you the power of the Dimension Sphere.
337
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,400
Bring it!
338
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,400
Hey, no fair!
339
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,400
That is cheating.
340
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,400
The Marvel's official website never said you could do this kind of stuff.
341
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,400
We're not your team.
342
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,400
You can't give village new powers whenever you want.
343
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,400
Time out.
344
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,400
Uh, I surrender.
345
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:57,400
As of today, I work for Red Skull.
346
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,400
He's the boss.
347
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,400
I'll even change my name to Dead Skull.
348
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,400
I know you're just buying time.
349
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,400
You possess a regenerative mutant healing power.
350
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,400
I'm not stupid enough to let you recover.
351
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,400
You're going in here.
352
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,400
Hang on.
353
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,400
Let's not be rash.
354
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,400
You don't want to do that.
355
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,400
Please, I'm begging you.
356
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,400
I want my mommy!
357
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,400
Eposis!
358
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,400
Eposis!
359
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,400
Lightning Strike!
360
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,400
You came!
361
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,400
Avengers Assemble!
362
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,400
Hey, how you holding up there, Deadpool?
363
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,400
I am so great.
364
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,400
Never been better.
365
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,400
And I am so sorry I complained about you kids hogging up valuable screen time.
366
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,400
You guys are my favorite.
367
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,400
This show is great the way it is.
368
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,400
Why does he keep talking about a show?
369
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,400
Impressive tracking.
370
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,400
How did you find us?
371
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,400
When Deadpool was taking a shower,
372
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:49,400
we placed a transmitter device in his costume and traced his every move.
373
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,400
We knew we couldn't trust him from the moment he showed up.
374
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,400
You really know how to hurt a guy's feelings.
375
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,400
Master Red Skull ordered me to leave you alone.
376
00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,400
It was tempting to seek and destroy you, but I obeyed his command.
377
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,400
But now that you've chosen to interfere, you leave me no choice.
378
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,400
All right!
379
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,400
No!
380
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,400
Run out of your pathetic jokes, Iron Man?
381
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,400
Or are you just scared speechless by my beasts?
382
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,400
Akira!
383
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,400
And what's that supposed to be?
384
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,400
I call it the Build-Up Armor Teleporter System.
385
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,400
The latest brilliant invention of yours truly, Tony Stark.
386
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:29,400
I just have to push this button and Iron Man will become more powerful than you can imagine.
387
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,400
He's gonna destroy you in the blink of an eye.
388
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:37,400
If that were true, you would have already unleashed this weapon of yours.
389
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,400
The fact that you're telling me what it is reveals that you're bluffing!
390
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,400
Can't outsmart me!
391
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,400
Okay, okay, you're pretty clever for a shark.
392
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,400
To be honest, it's fresh out of the oven.
393
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,400
We haven't even had time to test it.
394
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,400
There's a good chance the energy will overload.
395
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,400
It'll surge so big the square block will be wiped off the map.
396
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,400
Wait, what?
397
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,400
Were you expecting me to be frightened?
398
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,400
I know that kind of technology isn't possible!
399
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,400
Maybe it wasn't, but science moves at light speed.
400
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,400
The future is now.
401
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,400
What was once impossible will soon be commonplace.
402
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:12,400
After all, how have I, Tony Stark, managed to stay at the top of such a competitive industry?
403
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,400
It's because I hate to lose.
404
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,400
You expect me to believe you would put these children at risk?
405
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,400
Don't underestimate us!
406
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,400
Huh?
407
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,400
We're no average kids.
408
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,400
We're the Avengers partners.
409
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,400
And we're ready for anything.
410
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,400
The Build-Up Armor isn't finished yet.
411
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:34,400
If he finds out this is a dummy device, then we're out of options.
412
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,400
But we can't abandon Deadpool and Iron Fist either.
413
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:45,400
I thought I told you to leave the Avengers alone.
414
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,400
Master!
415
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,400
That voice.
416
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,400
It's gotta be Red Skull.
417
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,400
De-secure!
418
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,400
Let's be clear, Avengers.
419
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,400
I'm not afraid of you or your new catches.
420
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,400
It's the law of justice that you represent.
421
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:06,400
What I fear is the triumph of good over evil that permeates this world.
422
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,400
What are you talking about?
423
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:14,400
Time and again, we've come into conflict and I always drive you superheroes to the wall.
424
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:21,400
Perfect plans, perfect execution, and yet somehow I always fail right when I am on the verge of victory.
425
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,400
Why is that?
426
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:27,400
I hate to admit it, but there is a reason.
427
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,400
I will never prosper.
428
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,400
That is the law of this sad world.
429
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,400
For now it governs us all.
430
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,400
What you're saying is nothing new.
431
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,400
Seems to me you're the only one who hasn't figured it out yet.
432
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:42,400
Wicked forces may seem strong, but they'll always lose to the righteous.
433
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:47,400
Okay, you've learned this truth, so tell us now what is it you plan to do?
434
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,400
He is gone?
435
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,400
I think so.
436
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,400
Hey, Tony, how'd I do this time?
437
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,400
Not too bad, partner.
438
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,400
Aw, yeah.
439
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,400
And hey, Deadpool?
440
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,400
Figures.
441
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,400
Now, what am I supposed to do with this diss thing?
442
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,400
I could give it to you guys watching me on television.
443
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,400
Nope.
444
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,400
Sorry, suckers.
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