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That evil alchemist Diablo gave some kind of potion to Hulk, and now the big green guy can't tell his friends from his enemies, and he's gone on a rampage.
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And when Hulk rampages, watch out. Even I couldn't stop him. And if I couldn't stop him, it goes without saying that Goldilocks couldn't.
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Who is this Goldilocks?
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Anyway, someone better stop him before he smashes us all to bits.
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Luckily, Chris stepped in and did a little smashing of his own. D-smashing.
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So let's see if Cap can handle him. Now that I've softened him up at me.
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Captain America versus Hulk.
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We're live at the scene where the rampaging Hulk now faces the one man who could stop him.
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But does even he really stand a chance against the brutal power of the Hulk? We're about to find out.
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Captain America.
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No way! You're another fake!
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Listen to me, Hulk. You're not yourself. I can see it in your eyes.
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They have poisoned your mind. Whether by chemicals or hypnosis, I'm not sure.
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Whatever the reason, you will not go past me, Hulk.
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Just try and stop me!
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Just stay calm, Chris.
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This shield is made of vibranium iron alloy.
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It can stop just about anything.
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Oh, great. Now he's really angry.
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Okay, Akira. Now's our chance.
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Right.
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D-secure!
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Leave the rest to me.
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You sure you can handle him alone?
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No, I'm not alone. I have you as a partner, Chris.
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Then it's in the bag.
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Man, what a drag.
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Sorry for the rude accommodations. You'll be more comfortable in here, I think.
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Thanks. I'll pass.
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This is very bad.
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Let's face it, Spidey was our only hope. If they've caught him, we're done for.
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It's over, and I never even got the chance to shake Cap's hand or get his autograph or anything.
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Oh, hush! Wait, don't!
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Let's begin this little experiment, shall we?
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What category would you fall into, Spider-Man?
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What's your factor?
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What's my what now?
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I know. Why don't you tell me?
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Isn't that what villains do when they think they've won?
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Reveal their evil master plan to the helpless hero?
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I'm tired of your talking.
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Hold it!
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Jessica?
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And Ed.
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Naughty, naughty.
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You'd better get back in your cabin.
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Unless, of course, you'd prefer I threw the two of you overboard.
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No, not especially. I can't swim.
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Jessica, maybe we ought to do what he says.
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Forget it. Not happening.
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Hulk smash, beauty man!
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Shield blow!
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You think Hulk dumb enough to fall for same attack twice?
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Certainly not.
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Shield boomerang.
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You see, I'm not dumb enough to use the same attack twice.
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That was awesome!
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The dude can rock it.
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Akira, be ready to de-secure Hulk as soon as Captain America neutralizes him.
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Thor, have you fully recovered?
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Yes. How goes the battle?
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You don't have to worry about the Hulk. Captain America's all over it.
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I'm not so sure about that.
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You made Hulk mad. Big mistake.
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Oh, no.
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See, the thing is, the angrier Hulk gets, the more powerful he gets.
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And since his anger is limitless, well, you get the picture.
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Hulk, get out of there!
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Hulk smash!
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Hulk, get out of there!
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Hulk smash!
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Just what I've been waiting for.
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Where are you hiding?
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Right here.
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Lesson one, focusing all your energies into an attack means you're neglecting your defenses.
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I knew if I waited just long enough, that temper of yours would lead you into committing a grave tactical mistake.
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Now the question is, which comes first? Me exceeding my time limit, or are you going to sleep?
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You wanna know what comes first?
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You scream it for mercy!
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I'm impressed by your ingenuity, but seriously, you've gotta get out of here. I mean, like, right now.
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Come on, Jessica, let's go, now!
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Well, well, aren't you brave? I can see it's going to take more serious methods to convince you.
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Huh? How did you get that?
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You'll never know. Sorry.
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Give me that, you little brat, before I come and take it from you!
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Hey, kid, help me out, what? What was that phrase that boy used, you know, to get Iron Man to pop out of that disc?
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Uh, the phrase? I think it was G-Smash.
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That was it! Here we go.
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Accept it. Materialize it. Animal identity.
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Watch! G-Smash!
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Hmm.
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Villains in town, let's take 'em down.
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I can spread my wings again!
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Thanks a lot, whoever you are.
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I'm Jessica Shannon.
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They call me?
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Yeah, I know. Just like I know you are one of the original founding members of the legendary Avengers.
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Oh, you're a fan, huh?
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Actually, I told her that.
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We've got a problem. Way ahead of you.
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Mr. That's got to be the most idiotic mask I've ever seen. You have no fashion sense.
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You have no sense at all.
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G-Smash!
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Take care of her, Modoc.
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Now you will feel the destructive power of my ultimate weapon from which there is no escape.
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In short, the one and only Modoc laser!
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Too long.
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Mine's a lot shorter. Lost? Thanks!
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You're aiming me to let 'em work!
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I missed again! You can't get past my ultimate impenetrable barrier!
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In short, the one and only psionic force field!
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Now that one's way too long!
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The pain! The agony! In short, out!
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How did you get loose?
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Nice shooting, Wasp. Thanks.
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You think you're so clever.
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Anytime, Spidey.
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What's going on here?
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Hi there!
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Where'd she come from?
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Never mind that now. Just hurry up and de-smash!
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Right.
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Watch out, we're crowded. Gonna squish her like a buck.
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What a relief! Thanks for getting me out of there. Now who do you want me to blow away?
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Now that's not so good.
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It was never good! Now it's even worse! The heroes are outnumbered two to one!
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This looks like fun. Ready?
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A word of warning, Waspy?
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Yeah?
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You've got less than five minutes before you gotta go back in the disc.
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Huh? Wait, but why?
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It would take me about four and a half minutes to explain it. Just trust me?
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Okay, why don't you look after those two and try and round up some reinforcements?
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And let you take on these dunes all by yourself? I don't think so.
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Take 'em out with pleasure!
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Never mind me. Just go!
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Okay.
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Dad, you're it?
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Jessica, you and your little friend need to get out of here. Good idea!
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I'm sorry, but no one's going anywhere. That's what you think!
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No! The potion is losing its effect on the Hulk!
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Good.
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Too bad. I need to desecure Hulk.
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Desecure him? They might want to hurry before they try and get him?
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Oh! Right! Desecure!
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This means... it's over?
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Pardon me, Senator, but the police called again asking for S.H.I.E.L.D. to be mobilized. This is the third time, sir.
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And there's an S.O.S. from a girl named Jessica Shannon, who says she's being held prisoner by the same supervillains who attacked Stark International.
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Her location is...
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How many times do I have to say it? Tell them all to stand by until further notice.
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Once the council passes this resolution, there will be no more place for Tony Stark anywhere in this country.
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Okay, where are you?
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Little brats can't hide forever.
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Who are we kidding? No reinforcements are coming. We're on our own.
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You think Spider-Man can really handle all of those guys? He's tougher than he looks.
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He's done for!
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Don't worry about Spidey. He'll be alright.
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I'll never make another blog post.
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Would you please just stop?
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Is thinking about yourself all you ever do?
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Emergency! S.O.S.!
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Where is the quit button on this game? I'm hungry and tired.
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We've been captured by a bunch of supervillains and we need help!
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Oh, I just want to go home and have cookies.
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Be quiet!
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When did you get so wimpy? What happened to the other Ed, huh?
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The gutsy kid who stood up for Hulk?
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Hey, you're angry at me now?
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We wouldn't even be in this mess if it hadn't been for your brave ass, Jessica.
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I said we should stay hidden in the air duct, knuckle jumping out into the open.
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Jessica, have enough time gone by that you could de-smash me again?
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Not yet. I wish.
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What do you think? Do you think I made a mistake to us?
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No way. Don't worry, you'll see. It's all gonna work out.
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And what better place to hide from those big goons?
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They can't even fit in here. After all, being small does have its advantages.
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Small is beautiful.
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What was that?
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Something's coming.
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The air base is now a scene of devastation.
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And while the battle may be over, the police remain on high alert.
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Oh, boy. It's exhausting switching back and forth between Ace Reporter and Masked Villain.
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Hurry up and finish it, Cobra.
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Roger that, state driver.
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Listen, Ed.
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Why don't you go on and get out of here?
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Mm-hmm. Don't worry. We'll hold them off. Go on.
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Those kids can't hide forever.
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I... I have to go. It's not like I'd be any use to them anyway.
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Yes.
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Why so nervous? Who cares if those kids got a distress signal out?
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S.H.I.E.L.D.'s not going to respond.
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It's not S.H.I.E.L.D. I'm worried about. It's that others might have intercepted the signal.
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Others? What others?
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Those others.
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Leave them to me.
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Okay. That ship is definitely the source of the distress call.
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Better sit down. It's going to get rough.
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Dakota, would you like to fly like this?
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It's kind of like driving a motorcycle.
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I'm engaging the autopilot.
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Let the party begin.
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A rescue party, just like old times.
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Well, then, lads, are you ready?
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Well, my biocode seems to be fully charged. Come on, guys. Let's do this.
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I'm ready, I suppose. Totally sleep deprived, but otherwise...
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What is that?
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Whoa! It's a whirlwind!
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Quite a welcome, isn't it?
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We can't get close enough.
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Ha ha!
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Leave this to me. I will get through.
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Too risky.
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He's right. There's only one person who would be able to force his way through that twister.
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And that person would be...
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Right. Hulk.
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The Hulk, exactly.
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He was able to take everything that Thor and Iron Man could throw at him.
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If he can withstand that kind of damage, he can handle that twister no problem.
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Uh, probably. At least, in theory.
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Here goes. Hulk, desus!
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Uh, huh? I don't get it. What's wrong?
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Error? But why?
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We are running out of time here. How many more secrets do Dad's biocodes have?
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