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Is someone there?
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Margot, I thought I heard
you sneaking around.
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What are you doing up so late?
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Nothing.
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What you got there?
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A little snack?
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I haven't seen my
little girl in a while.
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Is everything okay?
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Let me look at you.
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Are you gonna make me walk
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all the way over there
in my weak state?
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Margot!
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Where are you going?
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Oh my God. What happened?
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He fell.
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Honey, what are you
doing up out of bed?
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Margot, come help
me clean this up.
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Margot, get over here now!
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She was running from me.
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She's afraid of me.
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No.
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My own daughter's
afraid of me.
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My own daughter.
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Mom, that's disgusting.
I drink that too.
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Can you help me clean a little?
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Pilot's coming in
for dinner tonight.
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I want this place to look
not like a shit hole.
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And can whoever that
is not be here, please?
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What kind of name
is Pilot anyway?
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- It's a nickname.
- What's his real name?
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- Paul.
- And how old is Paul?
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Oh Jesus.
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Stop, he's not
that much older.
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30, 40? Could I date him?
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Oh, stop, Ew, no.
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He's 30 something.
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Why can't you date
boys your own age?
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Because boys are immature
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And a 30 something year old
with a nickname is mature?
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Mature enough to have
a job, money, and a car,
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which is a lot more than I
could say about some people.
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You're growing
up so fast, honey.
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Too fast.
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Somebody has to.
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Are you gonna help
me clean or not?
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Yeah, sure, sure.
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As soon as I can find an asprin.
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I'll take care of
that headache, darling.
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Oh my God. Baby, again?
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- What up?
- Hey, Pilot.
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- What's all this?
- Cedar planks, plywood.
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I know what it
is. What's it for?
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Oh, I'm putting a
playhouse in the backyard.
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You a little old
for a playhouse?
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For my daughter.
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It's gonna be one
hell of a playhouse.
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So, wait here,
I'll be right back.
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Yep.
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You all right, Eli?
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It looks a little
fucked up in here.
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I mean, McKayla
left, took Reagan,
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went to her parents.
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Wait, like, left for good?
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That's what she says.
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You know anyone
that wants a piano?
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I can't stand the thing.
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And she doesn't even play,
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it just sits there
without a purpose.
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- So, wait, what happened?
- She found my stash,
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read a couple texts.
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One thing led to another
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and she figured out that I
don't exactly pay for this house
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with an honest day's work.
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- So, what are you gonna do?
- I don't know.
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Business is good.
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Got three pretty big
drops tonight alone.
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- Yeah, women.
- Mm. Yeah.
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500.
- Yep. Oh yeah.
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Well, she'll be back.
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All right, we'll see.
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Hey, can I hit the bathroom
before I get outta here?
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You're not gonna
take a shit, are you?
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It's between me and God.
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Hello and welcome
to another episode
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of "Zombie Playhouse".
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I'm your host, Casper Credence,
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AKA CC, AKA Captain Cannibal.
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Now, for those of
you who don't know,
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today marks a celebratory
episode, our 100th.
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It's a milestone
to say the least,
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and we couldn't have done
it without the support
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of our loyal listeners,
so thank you.
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Let's get right into this.
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Okay, so I'm gonna
start with something
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'cause it's been on my mind.
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Recently, I've received
quite a few emails
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and messages regarding
zombie sightings in the area.
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Now, for the record, I
get these all the time,
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but these particular
sightings are interesting
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because they all have
one thing in common.
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See if you can
guess what that is.
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One loyal listener wrote,
" While walking
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my dog in
Hideaway Park yesterday,
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I was chased by a
man who was bleeding
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from the eyes and groaning."
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Sounds like me
after a light jog.
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Here's another one.
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"Hey, big fan.
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Anyway, I think I
almost ran over a zombie
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in Hideaway Park yesterday
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before he disappeared
into the woods."
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I'm not making this up.
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These are emails from
different people.
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Okay, here's one more.
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" A mutilated homeless man tried
to bite me in the bathroom
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at Hideaway Park."
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Have you guessed
the commonality?
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If you said Hideaway Park,
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then you win a prize.
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Now, look, if this
is part of some prank
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to help me ring in my
centennial episode,
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well then it was well
coordinated and bravo to you.
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But if this is not a prank,
if these sightings are real,
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if the living dead
walk among us, then...
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Then we're in some serious shit.
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Hey, Eli, heard about
what happened between
you and McKayla.
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I'm sorry, man.
That's gotta hurt.
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Do me a favor and just
focus on your monster show
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instead of my relationship.
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It's a zombie
podcast, you know that.
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I told you literally
a million times.
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Guess I wasn't listening.
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What's your problem
with me all the time?
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I just try to be nice
and neighborly to you.
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It's annoying that you
know every little thing
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that's going on because
you don't have a life.
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It's on her
social media, dude.
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Like, I don't even
know how old you are,
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but you gotta be too old
to live with your mom,
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and your fascination with
make-believe creatures,
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it's not normal.
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Don't come running to me when
there's a zombie apocalypse.
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You see? That's what I mean.
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You actually go
to sleep at night
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with that thought in
your fucking head.
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- It could happen.
- Okay, let's say it could.
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Let's say it does.
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What are you gonna do about it?
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What is Casper
gonna do about it?
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You gonna save the world? You?
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You know what?
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I'm not getting into
this with right now.
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You're putting your
negative bullshit onto me
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and I got a hot date
tonight, I don't need that.
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Your mom's not hot.
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Asshole.
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You know, my ex and I
actually met at a church,
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if you can believe it.
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But ironically, we never
attended together as a family.
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Did Margot tell you
about her father?
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No, she didn't.
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- Mom.
- What?
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He didn't come over to
hear depressing stories.
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Oh, you didn't?
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Anyway, it's not
depressing, it's just life.
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He died of cancer
when she was 10.
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I didn't know. I'm sorry.
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It was very aggressive.
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He was in a lot of pain.
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Jesus. Spare him the details.
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- No, I don't mind.
- Well, I mind.
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Margot doesn't like people
talking about stuff like that.
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She doesn't want people
to feel sorry for her,
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so she doesn't
really mention it.
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Margot also doesn't like
when people talk about her
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when she's present.
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What about your parents?
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You don't have to answer her.
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Oh, come on.
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Some people actually like
talking about their family.
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Okay.
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My dad's dead and my
mom's an alcoholic.
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Did I miss anything?
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- Margot, Don't be a bitch!
- Mom!
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My parents divorced when
I was a kid, actually.
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Well, I am sorry
to hear that, Pilot.
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No, it's totally fine.
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I mean, it was a long time ago
and they both got remarried.
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Stepdad is cool,
stepmom's a little crazy,
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but you know, like, it's fine.
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They'll make it work.
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Should I call
you Paul or Pilot?
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'Cause I feel a little
silly calling you Pilot,
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if I'm being honest.
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You can call me Paul.
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Why do people call
you Pilot anyway?
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He flew for the Air Force.
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- You did?
- Yeah.
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Yep.
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Well, and here I was
thinking it was just
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a silly nickname.
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Well, thank you for your
service, Paul, the pilot.
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Cheers.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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Such a fucking embarrassment.
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I did warn you though.
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I didn't think
she was that bad.
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You're right, it could
have been a lot worse.
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So, do you think that
she believes that I flew
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in the Air Force?
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- You mean you didn't?
- No.
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But I can take you to
the sky if you'd like.
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Ooh, I'd love to fly.
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Well, then let
me give you wings.
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You make me forget
about everything.
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I love that.
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What are your dreams, Margot?
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- Dreams?
- Yeah.
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Dreams are reserved for people
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who don't have to worry
about getting evicted
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from their homes.
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I spend my time in
reality, for the most part.
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My mom can't even
hold down a job.
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It's been that way
since my dad died.
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- Are you two close?
- Yeah.
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I mean, I know we were,
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but most of my memories of
him are when he was sick,
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towards the end
when he was dying.
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That's all I see when
I try to remember him.
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His body had wasted away
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and what was left was
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a zombie pretty much.
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That sounds awful.
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Yeah.
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Hey, what if I could help you?
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That's sweet, but I
couldn't take your money.
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No, no, no, not my money.
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What?
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Eli, this
is the third time
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I'm leaving you a message.
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I know you're avoiding us.
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Stop
avoiding your mother.
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McKayla's
a wonderful girl. I know you
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two can work this out.
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Oh, poor Reagan. Call me back.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I've been here
20 minutes already.
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I told you I'm sorry.
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What do you want? A written
apology or something?
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I just don't like sitting
here alone in a work van
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with drugs on me.
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You know I hate coming here.
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Chill, Eli.
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Nobody comes out here this late.
257
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:43,034
Just check out the
accessories in the side pockets.
258
00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:46,690
Just do it when you get home.
259
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,997
It's a lot of damn money.
260
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,433
You don't trust me, Bo?
261
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,305
I don't trust nobody.
262
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,002
You know, next time
I'm not gonna trust you
263
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,612
when you say you'll be
somewhere at a certain time.
264
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:57,614
Do you want my money or not?
265
00:18:58,789 --> 00:18:59,355
What was that?
266
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,228
You got somebody with you?
267
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:03,751
Probably just a
coyote or something.
268
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,448
Where are you going?
269
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,624
Hello?
270
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:08,930
Just gimme the bag, dude.
271
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:13,674
- You filming us.
- Whoa. What the fuck?
272
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:16,067
You got somebody
filming me? Huh?
273
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,069
You get popped.
You a fucking narc?
274
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,289
- What is this?
- You tell me.
275
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,073
You trying to shake me down?
276
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,206
You trying to get
me on camera, narc?
277
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,339
- Okay, you're high.
- That may be,
278
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,950
but I know what I heard,
and that ain't a coyote.
279
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:31,300
Oh, you know what?
280
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,084
You wanna film me?
281
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,564
I'm gonna film you. How
you like that shit, huh?
282
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,131
Just gimme the
back so I can leave.
283
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:37,567
You wanna stick
around, be my guest?
284
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,439
Watch out!
285
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,225
Damn it.
286
00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:47,942
Oh God.
287
00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:22,123
Okay, so Eli keeps his
stash somewhere upstairs
288
00:22:22,297 --> 00:22:24,734
and his wife is staying
at her mom's and he's out,
289
00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:29,739
so now's the perfect
time to do it.
290
00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:31,045
I usually wait at least six
months into a relationship
291
00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:32,742
before I start robbing houses.
292
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:36,311
Right. Well, I
like to move fast.
293
00:22:36,529 --> 00:22:38,182
I'm not talking about
robbing him blind, you know,
294
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,793
just like take a little bit.
295
00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:43,144
He's a drug dealer.
296
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,667
The dude makes more in one
day than we do in six months.
297
00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:46,669
And you want me to
go in there with you?
298
00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:48,323
Yeah.
299
00:22:48,497 --> 00:22:51,065
And do what? Keep a lookout?
300
00:22:51,239 --> 00:22:54,460
Yeah, and like
toss shit around.
301
00:22:54,634 --> 00:22:56,157
I don't know, throw pillows.
302
00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:58,159
You want me to throw pillows?
303
00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,813
- Yeah, break stuff.
- Like what?
304
00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:05,514
There's a piano.
305
00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:08,082
You want me to break a piano?
306
00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,518
How do we even do that?
307
00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:11,346
I don't know.
308
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,695
You know, toss shit
around, throw pillows.
309
00:23:12,913 --> 00:23:14,654
Just make sure it
doesn't look staged.
310
00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:17,918
Are you serious?
311
00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:19,223
You really wanna rob this guy?
312
00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:26,013
Yeah, I do.
313
00:23:33,629 --> 00:23:35,675
How convenient
that the window's unlocked.
314
00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:37,546
I unlocked
it this afternoon.
315
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,069
All right, bear hug.
- Okay.
316
00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:43,030
- Ready?
- Yep.
317
00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:43,900
Yep, I got you.
318
00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:48,078
Okay, all right, all
right, all right.
319
00:23:48,252 --> 00:23:51,473
We go to the left.
320
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:55,825
Wait, does he have any pets?
321
00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:57,348
Dogs?
322
00:23:57,523 --> 00:24:00,395
Oh shit.
323
00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:02,571
He has an alligator that
lives upstairs in his bathtub.
324
00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:04,355
- Dick.
- No, it's fine.
325
00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:06,053
It's a baby, it's
like five feet long.
326
00:24:06,227 --> 00:24:07,924
It won't even
bother you if you...
327
00:24:08,142 --> 00:24:11,362
Oh, wait, he does have cameras
by his front and back door
328
00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:12,581
that alert his cell phone.
329
00:24:12,755 --> 00:24:14,496
Just make sure we just,
330
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:16,759
we just gotta leave the
same way we came back in.
331
00:24:16,977 --> 00:24:19,283
- Is that the piano?
- Yep.
332
00:24:20,981 --> 00:24:25,551
It's nice. I don't
wanna break it.
333
00:24:25,725 --> 00:24:27,509
Okay, then just like
mess it up in there
334
00:24:27,683 --> 00:24:30,251
and just make sure it
doesn't look staged.
335
00:24:30,425 --> 00:24:33,297
All right, just go upstairs
and do what you gotta do
336
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,734
before the drugs wear off
337
00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:36,562
and I realize what
the fuck I'm doing.
338
00:24:36,736 --> 00:24:37,606
Okay.
339
00:25:20,867 --> 00:25:21,737
Ow!
340
00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:41,600
Hey.
- What the hell's that?
341
00:26:41,774 --> 00:26:43,079
He's got a safe, but
it's bolted in the wall,
342
00:26:43,253 --> 00:26:44,733
so we just gotta...
343
00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:46,517
Are you gonna take it?
344
00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:47,997
Do you know how
to crack safes?
345
00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:50,957
We can't just walk out
of here with his safe.
346
00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:53,089
- We can do whatever we want.
- You just said-
347
00:26:53,307 --> 00:26:55,701
Wait, duck down. Come here.
348
00:26:59,095 --> 00:27:00,836
No, no, no, no, no.
349
00:27:16,069 --> 00:27:17,287
Oh, fuck.
350
00:27:17,505 --> 00:27:18,419
Shit.
351
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,422
What are we gonna do?
352
00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:24,425
We're gonna wait, okay?
353
00:27:24,599 --> 00:27:26,209
He's probably going
to leave again.
354
00:27:26,383 --> 00:27:27,428
No, something went wrong.
355
00:27:27,602 --> 00:27:29,430
There's blood, and a lot of it.
356
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:30,431
I know. I saw that.
357
00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:46,316
I don't wanna be here.
358
00:27:46,490 --> 00:27:49,406
We just need to keep
it together, all right?
359
00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:50,581
We're gonna be fine.
360
00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:51,321
He's going to leave again.
361
00:27:51,495 --> 00:27:53,802
You don't know that.
362
00:27:53,976 --> 00:27:55,456
What if he decides to
make a fucking sandwich?
363
00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:56,805
We gotta get outta here.
364
00:28:16,825 --> 00:28:18,087
Ah shit.
365
00:28:35,626 --> 00:28:36,497
Shit.
366
00:29:05,656 --> 00:29:06,788
Fuck.
367
00:29:13,316 --> 00:29:14,230
What the...
368
00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:28,984
Gonna film me? I'm gonna
369
00:29:29,158 --> 00:29:30,812
film you. How
you like that shit, huh?
370
00:29:31,073 --> 00:29:31,726
Just gimme the
bag so I can leave. You wanna
371
00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:32,771
stick
around, be my guest.
372
00:29:34,076 --> 00:29:34,990
Watch out!
373
00:30:03,497 --> 00:30:04,063
Oh God.
374
00:30:40,664 --> 00:30:42,231
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
375
00:30:42,405 --> 00:30:43,972
What are you doing?
- Did you hear that?
376
00:30:44,146 --> 00:30:47,454
- Yeah.
- What was it?
377
00:30:47,628 --> 00:30:49,543
I think it was like an
animal dying or something.
378
00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:02,904
Okay, he's upstairs,
we should go now.
379
00:31:03,122 --> 00:31:04,471
Hold on. Just wait a minute.
380
00:31:04,645 --> 00:31:05,211
What do you mean,
"Wait a minute?"
381
00:31:10,216 --> 00:31:12,696
There's like $10,000 in
each of those envelopes.
382
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,960
That he's taking
upstairs to put in his safe
383
00:31:15,134 --> 00:31:16,265
that we can't open.
384
00:31:19,616 --> 00:31:22,532
We have no idea
what just happened.
385
00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:24,056
He could be in
some serious shit.
386
00:31:24,230 --> 00:31:25,361
He's bleeding. What
if he killed someone?
387
00:31:25,535 --> 00:31:26,232
What if people are after him?
388
00:31:26,449 --> 00:31:27,711
Okay, okay. Shh.
389
00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:29,017
Fuck this.
390
00:31:58,003 --> 00:32:01,049
Jesus, McKayla. What
the fuck are you doing?
391
00:32:01,223 --> 00:32:02,311
I told you I was
coming by this weekend
392
00:32:02,485 --> 00:32:03,225
to get some of my shit.
393
00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:05,184
Just chill.
394
00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:07,969
Yeah, well, now's not
really a good time, okay?
395
00:32:08,143 --> 00:32:09,797
- Who is that?
- It's his wife.
396
00:32:09,971 --> 00:32:11,407
You said she was
at her mother's?
397
00:32:11,581 --> 00:32:12,408
That's what he told me.
398
00:32:12,626 --> 00:32:14,976
We're so fucked.
399
00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:17,283
Eli, what happened
to your stomach?
400
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:21,461
Oh, shit.
401
00:32:21,635 --> 00:32:23,550
Look, it's been a
rough night, okay?
402
00:32:23,724 --> 00:32:24,943
Let me see.
403
00:32:30,731 --> 00:32:32,080
What happened?
404
00:32:32,254 --> 00:32:34,082
This crazy
homeless man bit me.
405
00:32:37,303 --> 00:32:39,000
You really need to
get this looked at.
406
00:32:39,174 --> 00:32:41,655
- I know. I will.
- Like soon.
407
00:32:41,829 --> 00:32:44,092
- Yeah, I know.
- Like tonight.
408
00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:50,185
Ugh, it's oozing.
409
00:32:50,359 --> 00:32:52,100
You're the one
wanting to look at it.
410
00:32:52,274 --> 00:32:53,972
Yeah, and I'm glad I did
because that shit is infected.
411
00:32:54,189 --> 00:32:55,974
Infected?
412
00:32:56,148 --> 00:32:56,713
A bite doesn't just have
to come from an animal
413
00:32:56,887 --> 00:32:58,454
to cause an infection.
414
00:32:58,628 --> 00:33:00,108
A human bite can be
just as dangerous,
415
00:33:00,326 --> 00:33:01,980
especially one from
a homeless person.
416
00:33:02,197 --> 00:33:06,288
- How dangerous?
- I dunno.
417
00:33:06,462 --> 00:33:09,683
Hepatitis B,
hepatitis C, herpes,
418
00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:12,729
AIDS, rabies even.
- AIDS?
419
00:33:12,903 --> 00:33:15,384
- Look it up.
- I can't go to the hospital.
420
00:33:15,558 --> 00:33:17,125
Why not?
421
00:33:17,299 --> 00:33:17,908
Because they're
gonna ask questions.
422
00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:19,388
- And?
- And...
423
00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:25,003
It happened, it happened
during a transaction.
424
00:33:27,135 --> 00:33:29,311
A drug deal.
425
00:33:29,529 --> 00:33:31,270
So, what? The buyer
just attacked you?
426
00:33:31,444 --> 00:33:34,099
No, not the buyer,
it was somebody else.
427
00:33:34,273 --> 00:33:35,143
- Who?
- I don't know.
428
00:33:35,361 --> 00:33:37,058
He was just there.
429
00:33:37,232 --> 00:33:39,495
He attacked the buyer
and then me and then...
430
00:33:39,713 --> 00:33:40,627
And what?
431
00:33:43,586 --> 00:33:44,457
I shot him.
432
00:33:46,502 --> 00:33:48,678
Oh my God, you shot someone?
433
00:33:48,896 --> 00:33:49,723
What do you want me to say?
434
00:33:49,897 --> 00:33:51,420
I had to protect myself.
435
00:33:51,594 --> 00:33:53,161
Is he dead?
436
00:33:53,379 --> 00:33:56,904
Eli, is he dead?
- Yes, I'm pretty sure.
437
00:33:57,122 --> 00:33:58,775
Okay, what about the buyer?
438
00:33:58,949 --> 00:34:02,040
He's really dead.
439
00:34:02,214 --> 00:34:03,954
- What does that mean?
- I knew it.
440
00:34:04,129 --> 00:34:05,130
He killed somebody.
441
00:34:05,304 --> 00:34:06,305
I told you.
- Shh.
442
00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:12,006
Bag so I can leave.
443
00:34:12,485 --> 00:34:13,921
If you wanna stick around-
- What is this?
444
00:34:14,182 --> 00:34:14,617
Be my guest.
445
00:34:14,965 --> 00:34:15,749
Watch out!
446
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:31,721
- Okay, turn it off.
- Are you watching?
447
00:34:31,939 --> 00:34:33,201
Just turn it the fuck off!
448
00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:38,293
What was wrong with him?
449
00:34:39,381 --> 00:34:41,035
Bath salts maybe.
450
00:34:41,209 --> 00:34:42,863
Yeah, well, he
looked like a zombie.
451
00:34:43,037 --> 00:34:45,431
Yeah, well then I guess
that would make me a zombie.
452
00:34:47,433 --> 00:34:49,739
I'm quitting, Mick, I'm done.
453
00:34:49,913 --> 00:34:52,307
I have enough money to
do whatever we wanna do.
454
00:34:52,481 --> 00:34:53,395
Eli, is someone
gonna come after you?
455
00:34:53,613 --> 00:34:54,222
No.
456
00:34:56,529 --> 00:34:58,357
What if they think
you killed him?
457
00:34:59,749 --> 00:35:03,362
Wait, did you take his money?
458
00:35:03,536 --> 00:35:06,321
Well, I wasn't just
gonna leave it there.
459
00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:09,411
Look, look, this guy, the
buyer, he's my only contact.
460
00:35:09,629 --> 00:35:10,847
He gets ahold of me
when he wants shit,
461
00:35:11,021 --> 00:35:12,414
and that's the extent of it.
462
00:35:12,632 --> 00:35:15,113
Nobody's coming after me.
463
00:35:15,330 --> 00:35:17,898
Mick, this is a sign
for me to get out.
464
00:35:20,292 --> 00:35:22,250
Look,
I think if anything
is a sign, it's this.
465
00:35:22,468 --> 00:35:24,557
There's already been
three cases of cancer
466
00:35:24,731 --> 00:35:26,036
and one of the guys
is younger than me.
467
00:35:26,211 --> 00:35:28,082
And they're sure they
got it from the factory?
468
00:35:28,256 --> 00:35:30,302
They said it's
from the solvents.
469
00:35:30,476 --> 00:35:33,087
And I know we wear masks,
but you know, after time,
470
00:35:33,305 --> 00:35:34,654
I'm sure that they don't work.
471
00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:36,395
Have
you had any symptoms?
472
00:35:36,569 --> 00:35:38,571
Other than the cough I've had,
473
00:35:38,745 --> 00:35:40,790
I guess I've been a little
lightheaded sometimes.
474
00:35:40,964 --> 00:35:43,271
What are you gonna do
for work if you quit?
475
00:35:43,445 --> 00:35:48,058
- I will figure something out.
- For less money.
476
00:35:48,233 --> 00:35:53,760
Look, there are more important
things than money, okay?
477
00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:55,327
Like that little girl upstairs,
478
00:35:55,501 --> 00:35:58,373
and I wanna be around to
walk her down the aisle.
479
00:36:00,070 --> 00:36:00,984
Okay?
480
00:36:14,781 --> 00:36:17,131
I always told myself that
as soon as I had enough money
481
00:36:17,305 --> 00:36:21,135
and investments set aside
for Reagan, I'd stop.
482
00:36:21,309 --> 00:36:23,790
Tonight put me
where I need to be.
483
00:36:23,964 --> 00:36:25,618
Tonight, this ends.
484
00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:32,059
Mick, we can get past this.
485
00:36:39,414 --> 00:36:42,678
- Ow! What the fuck?
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
486
00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:46,465
I don't know what happened.
487
00:36:49,946 --> 00:36:50,773
You're scaring me.
488
00:36:56,562 --> 00:37:00,087
I really think we need to
take you to a hospital.
489
00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:02,263
Eli.
- No hospital!
490
00:37:08,661 --> 00:37:10,010
You should have the
combination of my safe
491
00:37:10,184 --> 00:37:11,403
in case anything happens to me.
492
00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:16,712
It's 08, 19, 72.
493
00:37:20,194 --> 00:37:21,239
You wanna write it down?
494
00:37:22,414 --> 00:37:24,503
08,19,72. I got it.
495
00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:28,158
Fine. All right.
496
00:37:30,683 --> 00:37:31,249
Happy?
497
00:37:33,555 --> 00:37:35,165
There's almost
80 grand in there
498
00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:37,037
and another 50 in product.
499
00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:38,343
I'll give you the number
500
00:37:38,517 --> 00:37:39,300
to a guy you can
offload it to for 40.
501
00:37:46,612 --> 00:37:48,091
- Where are you going?
- Bathroom.
502
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,765
Oh, that's not good.
503
00:39:12,045 --> 00:39:13,481
Okay, they're both gone
504
00:39:13,655 --> 00:39:15,483
and we have the
combination, 8,19,72.
505
00:39:15,657 --> 00:39:19,008
- We can't take it.
- What?
506
00:39:19,226 --> 00:39:21,184
You heard him, he's done.
507
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:22,360
If we take his money,
508
00:39:22,577 --> 00:39:23,622
he'll have to break his word
509
00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:25,711
and keep doing what he's doing.
510
00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:27,103
- That's not our problem.
- And what if he's right?
511
00:39:27,277 --> 00:39:28,627
What if something
does happen to him?
512
00:39:28,801 --> 00:39:30,846
Where's that gonna leave
his wife and daughter?
513
00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:32,500
They're gonna need that money.
514
00:39:32,674 --> 00:39:34,502
Nothing is going
to happen to him.
515
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:35,938
Look, I got news
for you, all right?
516
00:39:36,112 --> 00:39:37,853
He's not done, even
if he says he is.
517
00:39:44,251 --> 00:39:45,818
What the...
518
00:40:30,950 --> 00:40:32,908
That was so bad.
519
00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:34,910
Thank God.
520
00:40:35,128 --> 00:40:36,869
I was afraid to say anything
in case you liked it.
521
00:40:37,043 --> 00:40:39,045
My local church puts on
scarier stuff than that.
522
00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:41,090
My nephew's third grade
class had better set designing
523
00:40:41,308 --> 00:40:43,049
in their school play.
524
00:40:43,223 --> 00:40:47,488
I mean, they literally had
trash bags taped to the walls.
525
00:40:47,662 --> 00:40:49,185
I'm so sorry I brought you
all the way out here for that.
526
00:40:49,359 --> 00:40:50,796
I read good reviews.
527
00:40:51,013 --> 00:40:52,754
It's okay.
528
00:40:52,972 --> 00:40:54,539
I'm having a great
time making fun of it.
529
00:40:54,713 --> 00:40:55,757
Good. Good.
530
00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:57,455
I'm having a great time too.
531
00:40:57,629 --> 00:41:00,458
I'm so sorry.
- It's fine. It's fine.
532
00:41:06,638 --> 00:41:08,596
- What?
- Is everything okay?
533
00:41:08,770 --> 00:41:10,946
I don't know.
534
00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:14,036
Oh, do you mind if I take this?
535
00:41:14,210 --> 00:41:14,950
Of course not. Go ahead, yeah.
536
00:41:15,124 --> 00:41:16,038
Thanks.
537
00:41:17,431 --> 00:41:18,476
Hello?
- Jesus Christ.
538
00:41:18,693 --> 00:41:19,781
Thank God you finally answered.
539
00:41:19,955 --> 00:41:21,609
I've been calling and calling.
540
00:41:21,783 --> 00:41:23,045
I left you messages. I'm
fucking freaking out.
541
00:41:23,219 --> 00:41:24,046
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
542
00:41:24,220 --> 00:41:25,221
Slow down. Who is this?
543
00:41:25,395 --> 00:41:28,355
It's Eli, your neighbor.
544
00:41:28,529 --> 00:41:31,532
Eli, how'd you
get this number?
545
00:41:31,706 --> 00:41:34,970
From your website,
the podcast page,
546
00:41:35,144 --> 00:41:36,798
Zombie Playhouse or whatever.
547
00:41:37,016 --> 00:41:38,060
Yeah, so what do you want?
548
00:41:38,234 --> 00:41:39,584
I'm kind of busy right now.
549
00:41:39,758 --> 00:41:44,763
- I don't know. Advice.
- Advice about what?
550
00:41:44,937 --> 00:41:47,766
About, you know, zombies.
551
00:41:49,942 --> 00:41:51,160
Is this something we
can talk about later?
552
00:41:51,334 --> 00:41:52,597
No, it's not.
553
00:41:55,425 --> 00:41:57,123
How should I put this?
554
00:41:57,297 --> 00:41:58,994
So, about an hour ago,
555
00:41:59,168 --> 00:42:02,215
I was attacked by a
man and he bit me.
556
00:42:02,389 --> 00:42:03,782
Oh God. Is it bad?
557
00:42:03,956 --> 00:42:06,785
Are you bleeding?
- Yes. Yes, I'm bleeding.
558
00:42:06,959 --> 00:42:09,483
I have a temperature,
my heart rate is slow.
559
00:42:09,701 --> 00:42:11,093
I'm fucking puking
up black shit.
560
00:42:11,267 --> 00:42:12,704
Listen, I can't talk
about this right now,
561
00:42:12,878 --> 00:42:15,054
but you should definitely
go to the ER, okay?
562
00:42:15,228 --> 00:42:16,838
Good luck and I'll
talk to you later.
563
00:42:20,842 --> 00:42:23,236
Hello? Casper?
564
00:42:23,453 --> 00:42:24,367
Hello?
565
00:42:26,631 --> 00:42:28,458
- Who was that?
- My neighbor.
566
00:42:28,633 --> 00:42:30,896
He thinks he got
bit by a zombie.
567
00:42:31,113 --> 00:42:34,290
- Oh
- Yeah.
568
00:42:34,464 --> 00:42:36,858
- Huh.
- Look, he might fly straight
569
00:42:37,032 --> 00:42:38,294
for a little while, but look,
570
00:42:38,468 --> 00:42:40,253
don't let the bullshit
571
00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:41,820
that he's feeding her feed
into you too, all right?
572
00:42:41,994 --> 00:42:44,431
What about the
bullshit you fed me?
573
00:42:44,649 --> 00:42:46,346
Trying to take his whole safe
574
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:47,956
after you said that you weren't
gonna try to rob him blind.
575
00:42:48,130 --> 00:42:49,915
Okay, well, now we
have the combination.
576
00:42:50,089 --> 00:42:52,961
- No, where are you going?
- He's in the bathroom,
577
00:42:53,135 --> 00:42:53,962
she's in the living room,
I have to go do it now.
578
00:42:54,180 --> 00:42:55,964
Are you crazy?
579
00:42:56,138 --> 00:42:57,618
Look, we're gonna
communicate through text, okay?
580
00:42:57,792 --> 00:42:58,837
I'll tell you when
I have the money.
581
00:42:59,011 --> 00:43:00,403
You just warn me
if they're coming.
582
00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:02,580
No, don't go.
Don't go out there.
583
00:43:02,797 --> 00:43:03,885
I'm not gonna take
it all, all right?
584
00:43:04,103 --> 00:43:04,712
Calm down.
585
00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:08,934
Shit.
586
00:43:51,150 --> 00:43:52,412
I feel like getting
some ice cream.
587
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:53,935
Do you want some ice cream?
588
00:43:54,109 --> 00:43:55,894
I like to get ice-
- Don't you think you
589
00:43:56,068 --> 00:43:56,851
should answer the phone?
- No, he's messing with me.
590
00:43:57,069 --> 00:43:59,027
He thinks what I do is a joke.
591
00:43:59,201 --> 00:43:59,941
Would he be calling you
this much if it was a joke?
592
00:44:00,159 --> 00:44:01,943
Yes, you don't know him.
593
00:44:02,117 --> 00:44:03,815
He's one of those guys that...
594
00:44:05,381 --> 00:44:06,121
Hey, don't.
595
00:44:06,339 --> 00:44:08,123
- Hello?
- Man.
596
00:44:08,297 --> 00:44:10,604
- Who's this?
- This is Georgia. Who's this?
597
00:44:10,778 --> 00:44:13,563
- Where's Casper?
- He's right here.
598
00:44:14,477 --> 00:44:15,783
It's for you.
599
00:44:16,001 --> 00:44:17,132
- Thanks.
- Welcome.
600
00:44:18,307 --> 00:44:21,615
chuckling]
601
00:44:37,805 --> 00:44:38,719
Oh shit.
602
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,506
Eli, I get 20
phone calls a week
603
00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:44,769
from people who think
they're zombies.
604
00:44:44,943 --> 00:44:48,076
It's actually a
segment on my show.
605
00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:49,817
Maybe they were
telling you the truth.
606
00:44:49,991 --> 00:44:51,819
Do you have any
idea the impact
607
00:44:51,993 --> 00:44:53,473
that one zombie would
have on the entire world?
608
00:44:53,647 --> 00:44:54,692
That's why I'm calling you.
609
00:45:30,771 --> 00:45:32,512
If you don't believe me,
610
00:45:32,686 --> 00:45:35,080
take a trip to Hideaway
Park and see for yourself.
611
00:45:35,254 --> 00:45:37,169
Wait, Hideaway Park.
Did you say Hideaway Park?
612
00:45:37,343 --> 00:45:38,997
Yeah.
613
00:45:39,171 --> 00:45:40,868
What's at Hideaway Park, Eli?
614
00:45:41,042 --> 00:45:43,218
That thing that bit me.
615
00:45:43,392 --> 00:45:45,699
I shot him, or it, or
whatever the fuck it was.
616
00:45:45,873 --> 00:45:47,396
His body is at Hideaway Park.
617
00:45:58,103 --> 00:45:59,495
Hey, can we video chat?
618
00:45:59,669 --> 00:46:00,409
I wanna take a
look at that bite.
619
00:46:11,377 --> 00:46:12,465
Oh my God.
620
00:46:16,991 --> 00:46:17,775
Baby? Baby?
621
00:46:17,992 --> 00:46:19,341
McKayla? McKayla?
622
00:46:23,258 --> 00:46:24,259
Come on, baby.
623
00:46:26,871 --> 00:46:27,785
No!
624
00:46:43,583 --> 00:46:45,411
Why'd you take the moeny
625
00:47:11,611 --> 00:47:14,657
Eli, are you there? Eli?
626
00:47:39,552 --> 00:47:42,250
Come on, man. I don't
know what happened.
627
00:47:42,424 --> 00:47:45,775
- I thought you didn't care.
- He mentioned Hideaway Park.
628
00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:47,255
- What's that?
- Hideaway Park
629
00:47:47,429 --> 00:47:49,475
is a public park area
630
00:47:49,649 --> 00:47:51,912
where some of my listeners
have reported seeing a zombie.
631
00:47:52,086 --> 00:47:54,132
And where there's smoke-
- There's fire.
632
00:47:54,306 --> 00:47:57,178
Why would there be a
zombie at a public park?
633
00:47:57,352 --> 00:48:00,051
There's a CDC
building near there.
634
00:48:00,225 --> 00:48:02,488
Center for Disease Control.
- And?
635
00:48:02,662 --> 00:48:05,012
And neuroscience, neurotoxins,
636
00:48:05,186 --> 00:48:07,058
and neurological research
have all been linked
637
00:48:07,232 --> 00:48:09,364
to the re-animation
of the brain.
638
00:48:09,582 --> 00:48:11,410
Hmm.
- What?
639
00:48:11,584 --> 00:48:12,977
I guess I just always
pictured outta the ground
640
00:48:13,151 --> 00:48:15,631
Ramiro zombies
when the time came.
641
00:48:15,805 --> 00:48:17,459
You're such a nerd.
642
00:48:17,633 --> 00:48:18,547
Oh my God.
643
00:48:40,395 --> 00:48:42,397
Hey, I don't
know what happened.
644
00:48:42,615 --> 00:48:43,529
Are you okay?
645
00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:46,967
- Eli?
- Eli?
646
00:48:48,403 --> 00:48:51,537
You know, my grandmother
647
00:48:51,711 --> 00:48:54,801
was the mostreligious
person I've ever met,
648
00:48:56,890 --> 00:48:59,414
went to church every
week her whole life.
649
00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:02,983
I doubt she missed a mass.
650
00:49:05,290 --> 00:49:09,337
She prayed before every meal,
651
00:49:09,511 --> 00:49:11,339
read the Bible every
night before bed.
652
00:49:12,862 --> 00:49:14,647
She quoted
653
00:49:14,821 --> 00:49:18,085
scripturesfor just
about any occasion.
654
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,437
When she got stomach cancer,
655
00:49:25,136 --> 00:49:29,705
the pain was so unbearable
that she did something
656
00:49:29,879 --> 00:49:33,100
that nobody thought
she was capable of.
657
00:49:35,494 --> 00:49:36,582
She killed herself.
658
00:49:40,542 --> 00:49:46,984
Now, if anyone believes
that the price for suicide
659
00:49:47,158 --> 00:49:51,075
was eternal
damnation, it was her.
660
00:49:54,121 --> 00:49:57,342
But in the end,
it didn't matter.
661
00:49:57,516 --> 00:50:00,562
She gave up all her
convictions to stop the pain
662
00:50:00,736 --> 00:50:04,610
because she believed
she was already dead.
663
00:50:07,134 --> 00:50:11,095
And if you're already
dead, is it really suicide?
664
00:50:11,269 --> 00:50:12,313
Whoa. Whoa.
665
00:50:12,487 --> 00:50:14,402
Wait, just wait a second.
666
00:50:14,576 --> 00:50:16,926
I know where you're going
with this, and just wait.
667
00:50:17,101 --> 00:50:18,885
Don't do anything stupid.
Let's talk this out.
668
00:50:19,059 --> 00:50:21,496
Let's evaluate our options.
669
00:50:21,670 --> 00:50:25,544
Options? What options?
670
00:50:25,718 --> 00:50:28,373
Is this something
that's reversible?
671
00:50:28,547 --> 00:50:30,462
Can we at least
do a video chat?
672
00:50:30,679 --> 00:50:33,073
- For your podcast?
- Yes, Eli, for my podcast.
673
00:50:33,247 --> 00:50:36,424
But listen, if what
you say is true,
674
00:50:36,598 --> 00:50:38,818
we have an opportunity
to document your story.
675
00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:41,516
We can prove zombies exist.
676
00:50:41,690 --> 00:50:43,475
We can bring awareness
to the world.
677
00:50:43,649 --> 00:50:45,259
You'll be the fucking
Neil Armstrong of zombies.
678
00:50:45,607 --> 00:50:47,435
Your face will be in
textbooks about this shit.
679
00:50:47,609 --> 00:50:49,481
Maybe it's better if
the world doesn't know.
680
00:50:51,961 --> 00:50:54,660
Then how will it be ready?
681
00:50:54,834 --> 00:50:56,096
How will your daughter be ready?
682
00:51:22,775 --> 00:51:27,084
- Can you see me?
- Turn your phone sideways.
683
00:51:31,958 --> 00:51:32,872
- Better?
- Yeah.
684
00:51:34,917 --> 00:51:36,005
Can I see your bite?
685
00:51:40,358 --> 00:51:41,663
- Oh shit. Sorry.
- Jesus Christ.
686
00:51:41,837 --> 00:51:43,491
- Sorry. Sorry.
- Should I drive?
687
00:51:43,665 --> 00:51:45,058
No, no, no, you need to film.
688
00:51:45,232 --> 00:51:48,757
- Okay.
- How about your eyes?
689
00:51:50,672 --> 00:51:52,587
- Fuck.
- Would you just film?
690
00:51:52,805 --> 00:51:54,676
- Sorry.
- I'm sorry. That was rude.
691
00:51:54,850 --> 00:51:56,200
There's a lot going
on here right now.
692
00:51:56,374 --> 00:51:57,375
- It's fine.
- There's no excuse for that.
693
00:51:57,549 --> 00:51:58,593
Sorry.
- It's okay.
694
00:51:58,811 --> 00:51:59,377
Thanks.
695
00:52:01,553 --> 00:52:05,600
Does it hurt?
Transforming?
696
00:52:06,993 --> 00:52:09,082
Well, you have to die first
697
00:52:09,256 --> 00:52:11,389
and then when you wake
up you're transformed.
698
00:52:13,521 --> 00:52:15,262
I guess that
doesn't sound so bad.
699
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:19,048
Well, technically you're
already dead or dying.
700
00:52:19,223 --> 00:52:21,355
How long does it usually take?
701
00:52:21,529 --> 00:52:24,402
It depends. It's different
for different people.
702
00:52:27,013 --> 00:52:32,453
- Have you ever seen one?
- No, actually I haven't.
703
00:52:32,671 --> 00:52:34,194
So, it must be pretty
exciting for you.
704
00:52:35,935 --> 00:52:36,544
It's amazing.
705
00:52:39,939 --> 00:52:41,419
It's okay, you can smile.
706
00:52:45,466 --> 00:52:48,208
So, I guess we
have to talk about
707
00:52:48,382 --> 00:52:49,905
what happens after you change.
708
00:52:50,079 --> 00:52:51,255
What do you mean?
709
00:52:51,429 --> 00:52:52,995
Well, remember
what I said about
710
00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:54,649
the effects one
zombie could have?
711
00:52:54,823 --> 00:52:56,608
Yeah.
712
00:52:56,956 --> 00:52:58,523
Well, we don't want
you infecting others,
713
00:52:58,697 --> 00:53:01,003
so I'm gonna need you
to contain yourself.
714
00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:02,831
Still have that plywood?
715
00:53:03,005 --> 00:53:05,312
Yeah, in my garage.
716
00:53:05,486 --> 00:53:08,446
Okay, well, I'm about 40
minutes out and you're gonna...
717
00:53:10,578 --> 00:53:12,493
You're probably gonna
change before I get there,
718
00:53:12,667 --> 00:53:16,323
so you need to use whatever
strength you have left
719
00:53:16,497 --> 00:53:17,368
to board yourself in.
720
00:53:32,513 --> 00:53:33,427
Reagan.
721
00:53:34,994 --> 00:53:35,647
I know, buddy.
722
00:53:41,957 --> 00:53:43,785
Fuck it.
723
00:53:43,959 --> 00:53:45,613
Okay, let's do this.
724
00:53:45,787 --> 00:53:47,963
Okay, good.
725
00:53:48,137 --> 00:53:50,183
All right, I need you to make
sure you get all the exits
726
00:53:50,357 --> 00:53:51,576
and all the windows.
727
00:53:53,404 --> 00:53:55,406
Use screws and a power
drill if you can.
728
00:53:55,580 --> 00:53:58,800
It is vitally important
that you cannot get out.
729
00:53:58,974 --> 00:54:00,715
I'll be there as soon as I can.
730
00:54:00,889 --> 00:54:02,804
And then you'll...
731
00:54:02,978 --> 00:54:04,893
And then I'll show up and-
732
00:54:05,111 --> 00:54:09,594
- Kill me.
- Unless you kill me first.
733
00:54:18,777 --> 00:54:21,214
Listen, I need you
to do something for me.
734
00:54:21,388 --> 00:54:22,998
What?
735
00:54:23,172 --> 00:54:24,522
I'm gonna leave
behind the duffel bag.
736
00:54:24,696 --> 00:54:27,220
Inside there will be
money, a lot of money.
737
00:54:27,394 --> 00:54:28,656
I don't want the police
to find it or anyone else,
738
00:54:28,830 --> 00:54:30,484
do you understand me?
739
00:54:30,658 --> 00:54:32,181
What about McKayla,
does she know about it?
740
00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:33,661
I'll leave it on
the kitchen island,
741
00:54:33,835 --> 00:54:35,576
just promise me you'll
give it to Reagan
742
00:54:35,750 --> 00:54:36,751
when the time comes.
743
00:54:36,969 --> 00:54:39,537
Hey, Eli, what about McKayla?
744
00:54:39,711 --> 00:54:40,929
Just promise me
or I'll shoot myself
745
00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:42,583
in the fucking head right now.
746
00:54:42,757 --> 00:54:44,672
Okay, I promise. Jesus.
747
00:54:50,983 --> 00:54:52,114
Is that your date?
748
00:54:53,942 --> 00:54:54,856
Yeah.
749
00:54:56,249 --> 00:54:57,859
- Hi.
- Wow, she's hot.
750
00:54:58,033 --> 00:54:59,644
Thanks.
751
00:54:59,818 --> 00:55:01,689
Sorry that you're gonna
turn into a zombie.
752
00:55:01,863 --> 00:55:02,908
Yeah, thanks.
753
00:55:05,127 --> 00:55:05,998
Good luck.
754
00:55:08,217 --> 00:55:10,481
- Hey, Eli?
- Yeah?
755
00:55:12,178 --> 00:55:13,092
I'm sorry, man.
756
00:55:15,964 --> 00:55:17,314
Yeah, me too.
757
00:55:25,278 --> 00:55:26,671
Wow.
758
00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:36,463
Should I keep recording?
759
00:55:36,681 --> 00:55:38,683
No, you can turn that off too.
760
00:55:39,901 --> 00:55:42,426
Thanks.
- Yeah.
761
00:56:11,672 --> 00:56:15,850
Oh, Paul, look, it's a
duffle bag for summer camp
762
00:56:16,024 --> 00:56:18,070
to replace the one you lost,
763
00:56:18,244 --> 00:56:21,813
courtesy of Uncle Bill, who's
sorry he missed your birthday.
764
00:56:26,644 --> 00:56:29,342
Listen, not every present
765
00:56:29,516 --> 00:56:32,780
is going to be a
video game or a toy.
766
00:56:32,954 --> 00:56:35,348
When your uncle asks what
you wanted for your birthday,
767
00:56:35,522 --> 00:56:38,307
I said you needed
a new tote bag,
768
00:56:38,482 --> 00:56:41,615
so if you wanna blame
anybody, blame me.
769
00:56:47,099 --> 00:56:50,102
And we're gonna make sure
that you do not lose this one.
770
00:57:39,891 --> 00:57:41,762
Hello?
771
00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:43,938
Hi. I found this number
in a bag at Cole's Tavern.
772
00:57:44,156 --> 00:57:46,245
I'm looking for a Paul Daniels.
773
00:57:46,419 --> 00:57:49,117
Jesus. That's my son's bag.
774
00:57:49,335 --> 00:57:50,031
Let me give you his number.
775
00:57:50,249 --> 00:57:52,730
Oh, okay.
776
00:57:52,904 --> 00:57:54,601
He's probably looking
everywhere for it.
777
00:57:54,819 --> 00:57:56,647
Are there drugs in it?
778
00:57:56,821 --> 00:57:59,214
I don't know, I
haven't looked inside.
779
00:57:59,388 --> 00:58:00,520
Do you have a pen?
780
00:58:06,047 --> 00:58:08,659
- Hello?
- Hi, is this Paul?
781
00:58:08,833 --> 00:58:10,312
- Yeah, who's this?
- My name's Margot,
782
00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:11,662
I work at Cole's Tavern.
783
00:58:11,836 --> 00:58:13,272
I found a bag with
your name inside.
784
00:58:13,446 --> 00:58:16,275
- You found my bag?
- I think so.
785
00:58:16,449 --> 00:58:20,192
I have torn apart my
house, my car, my...
786
00:58:20,409 --> 00:58:22,455
Sorry, you said Cole's Tavern?
787
00:58:22,629 --> 00:58:25,632
- Yeah.
- When do you guys close?
788
00:58:25,806 --> 00:58:26,807
- About 30 minutes.
- All right,
789
00:58:26,981 --> 00:58:27,808
I'm gonna be there in 20.
790
00:58:27,982 --> 00:58:28,896
Okay.
791
00:58:41,735 --> 00:58:42,910
Is that the duffle bag date?
792
00:58:43,084 --> 00:58:44,825
Yeah, I think so.
793
00:58:44,999 --> 00:58:46,958
- He's cute.
- Shut up.
794
00:58:47,132 --> 00:58:48,089
You should definitely let
him win and influence you.
795
00:58:48,263 --> 00:58:49,177
Stop it.
796
00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:22,036
- You must be Paul.
- You must be Margot.
797
00:59:22,254 --> 00:59:24,430
And this must be your bag.
798
00:59:24,648 --> 00:59:26,737
You must, must be an angel.
799
00:59:28,826 --> 00:59:29,827
Did you just start working here?
800
00:59:30,001 --> 00:59:31,393
I haven't seen you around.
801
00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:34,658
- Yeah, second day.
- Well, here.
802
00:59:34,832 --> 00:59:36,224
- No, I can't.
- Sure you can.
803
00:59:36,398 --> 00:59:38,487
Really, I appreciate it.
804
00:59:38,662 --> 00:59:42,883
Then take it.
Come on, as a tip.
805
00:59:43,101 --> 00:59:44,668
I'd have to split
it with Willow.
806
00:59:46,495 --> 00:59:48,715
Okay, well,
lemme take you out.
807
00:59:50,804 --> 00:59:53,154
Oh, what? Do you
have a boyfriend?
808
00:59:53,328 --> 00:59:57,681
No, I don't know.
809
00:59:57,855 --> 00:59:59,987
You don't know if
you have a boyfriend?
810
01:00:00,161 --> 01:00:02,555
- I don't know you.
- I don't know you either.
811
01:00:02,729 --> 01:00:04,513
Why do you wanna
take me out then?
812
01:00:04,688 --> 01:00:05,993
You found my lucky bag.
813
01:00:06,167 --> 01:00:08,213
I mean, I think this has
gotta mean something.
814
01:00:08,430 --> 01:00:09,344
It means you must not care
that much about your lucky bag
815
01:00:09,518 --> 01:00:10,824
if you left on a
dirty bar floor.
816
01:00:14,001 --> 01:00:15,220
Well, thank you for
finding it, Margot.
817
01:00:15,394 --> 01:00:17,135
I hope to see you again.
818
01:00:17,309 --> 01:00:18,353
You should really update
the information in that
819
01:00:18,527 --> 01:00:19,746
if you're gonna leave it places.
820
01:00:20,878 --> 01:00:21,748
Yeah, I'll do that.
821
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,581
I'm off Tuesday.
822
01:02:43,890 --> 01:02:46,023
You've gotta be kidding me.
823
01:04:48,841 --> 01:04:49,842
You just scared
the shit outta me.
824
01:04:50,016 --> 01:04:52,192
- What did you do?
- Hey, she fell.
825
01:04:52,410 --> 01:04:53,498
She fell, all right?
826
01:04:53,672 --> 01:04:54,803
It was an accident, all right?
827
01:04:54,978 --> 01:04:56,414
Where's Eli?
- I don't know,
828
01:04:56,588 --> 01:04:57,676
but this whole
place is boarded up
829
01:04:57,850 --> 01:04:59,025
and we have to get outta here.
830
01:04:59,243 --> 01:05:00,070
What do you think
I'm trying to do?
831
01:05:02,202 --> 01:05:03,769
You have
nowhere to go Pilot.
832
01:05:05,336 --> 01:05:06,815
I've blocked all the exits.
833
01:05:09,557 --> 01:05:15,215
Coming after the money I can
forgive, but killing my wife,
834
01:05:15,389 --> 01:05:18,479
the mother of my child .
835
01:05:18,653 --> 01:05:20,003
I'm gonna make you suffer.
836
01:06:29,463 --> 01:06:31,813
I'm sorry. Eli,
I'm sorry, man.
837
01:06:31,988 --> 01:06:33,772
Eli, I'm sorry, man.
838
01:06:33,946 --> 01:06:35,382
You pointed a gun at me, dude.
839
01:06:51,224 --> 01:06:54,488
I'll see you soon, Pilot.
840
01:07:01,539 --> 01:07:02,714
Margot, I...
841
01:07:04,759 --> 01:07:06,848
He was trying to kill me.
He was trying to kill you.
842
01:07:07,066 --> 01:07:09,025
I didn't...
843
01:07:09,199 --> 01:07:11,940
It's like the infection was
in his brain or something.
844
01:07:12,115 --> 01:07:13,942
I'm an accomplice.
845
01:07:14,117 --> 01:07:15,205
I won't get as much time as you,
846
01:07:15,379 --> 01:07:17,424
but my life is fucking over.
- Hey.
847
01:07:17,598 --> 01:07:19,078
No, no, no, no, no, no. No
one's getting any time, okay?
848
01:07:19,252 --> 01:07:20,340
Don't you watch
"Forensic Files,"
849
01:07:20,558 --> 01:07:21,689
the police are
fucking smart, okay?
850
01:07:21,907 --> 01:07:24,127
They figure shit out.
851
01:07:24,301 --> 01:07:27,173
How did he even
know you were here?
852
01:07:28,522 --> 01:07:29,088
The bag.
853
01:07:30,307 --> 01:07:31,308
What bag?
854
01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:33,875
The bag. The duffle bag.
855
01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:35,399
The bag. My bag.
856
01:07:36,922 --> 01:07:41,361
You brought that here?
857
01:07:41,579 --> 01:07:45,191
You brought the bag with
your fucking name on it here?
858
01:07:45,365 --> 01:07:48,064
Are you a fucking idiot?
859
01:07:48,238 --> 01:07:50,675
- It's my lucky bag.
- Stop saying that. Stop.
860
01:07:50,849 --> 01:07:52,198
You're not 10 years old.
861
01:07:52,372 --> 01:07:53,069
How can you be so
fucking stupid?
862
01:07:53,286 --> 01:07:56,028
How can I be so fucking stupid?
863
01:07:56,202 --> 01:07:58,335
They have a daughter, Pilot!
864
01:08:07,126 --> 01:08:08,867
- Hey.
- Help me get outta here.
865
01:08:09,041 --> 01:08:09,781
- Help me find the bag.
- Look around.
866
01:08:09,998 --> 01:08:11,739
And I don't know where it is.
867
01:08:11,957 --> 01:08:12,958
We're not leaving without it.
868
01:08:13,176 --> 01:08:14,873
Are you serious?
869
01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:16,353
My name is in
the bag, all right?
870
01:08:16,527 --> 01:08:17,832
We can't just leave it here.
871
01:08:18,006 --> 01:08:19,356
There's two of us,
if we split up,
872
01:08:19,530 --> 01:08:20,792
we're gonna find it faster.
873
01:08:23,621 --> 01:08:24,839
There's no point in you
doing that, all right?
874
01:08:25,013 --> 01:08:25,884
They're lag screws.
875
01:08:26,058 --> 01:08:27,059
What does that mean?
876
01:08:27,277 --> 01:08:28,016
It means they're very sturdy.
877
01:08:28,191 --> 01:08:29,017
Look, he drilled into the studs.
878
01:08:29,192 --> 01:08:30,889
How do you know that?
879
01:08:31,063 --> 01:08:32,891
Look, they're in the
fricking window frame.
880
01:08:33,065 --> 01:08:34,588
He went through a lot of trouble
881
01:08:34,806 --> 01:08:37,809
to make sure that we weren't
gonna get outta here.
882
01:08:37,983 --> 01:08:39,027
Hey, what do you think he
meant when he was like,
883
01:08:39,202 --> 01:08:40,203
"I'll see you soon, Pilot?"
884
01:08:40,377 --> 01:08:42,161
Are you really
not gonna help me?
885
01:08:42,335 --> 01:08:45,033
- I need you, Margot.
- Fuck you!
886
01:08:45,208 --> 01:08:46,034
Fuck you! Fuck you!
887
01:08:46,209 --> 01:08:47,732
Fuck you!
888
01:08:51,649 --> 01:08:52,693
All right, look.
889
01:08:52,867 --> 01:08:54,042
No, get the fuck away from me!
890
01:08:56,828 --> 01:08:57,742
Fine.
891
01:08:59,613 --> 01:09:01,267
I'm gonna go check the kitchen.
892
01:09:01,441 --> 01:09:02,616
You check the living room.
893
01:09:10,407 --> 01:09:11,277
Where?
894
01:09:21,809 --> 01:09:22,375
Shit.
895
01:09:23,811 --> 01:09:24,725
Fuck.
896
01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:28,441
What the fuck was that?
897
01:10:29,703 --> 01:10:31,009
He was dead, all right?
898
01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,053
He was dead. I
checked his pulse.
899
01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:33,272
Did you see his face?
900
01:10:37,058 --> 01:10:38,495
Shit. Be quiet.
901
01:10:40,148 --> 01:10:42,194
Hurry up.
902
01:10:42,368 --> 01:10:44,065
I can't be quiet and hurry
up at the same time, all right?
903
01:10:45,458 --> 01:10:47,417
Do you have to be so loud?
904
01:10:47,591 --> 01:10:48,679
I don't know what you
want me to do right now.
905
01:10:48,853 --> 01:10:50,333
Oh God, you're
making so much noise.
906
01:10:54,685 --> 01:10:56,861
Hey, hey, Eli, I am really,
really sorry about it.
907
01:10:57,035 --> 01:10:57,949
It was all an accident, man.
908
01:10:58,123 --> 01:10:59,951
Can we talk about this?
909
01:11:00,168 --> 01:11:02,562
That's not Eli.
910
01:11:29,415 --> 01:11:31,591
Eli, stop, stop, stop.
911
01:11:31,809 --> 01:11:33,332
No, no, no, man.
912
01:12:28,431 --> 01:12:29,736
For those of you just
joining our live feed,
913
01:12:29,910 --> 01:12:31,564
let me get you caught up.
914
01:12:31,912 --> 01:12:32,783
We are in the middle
of a zombie hunt.
915
01:12:33,087 --> 01:12:34,567
And no, this is not a prank.
916
01:12:36,917 --> 01:12:38,266
I have visual confirmation,
which I'll be posting later.
917
01:12:38,441 --> 01:12:41,269
And yes, I'm fucking
terrified.
918
01:12:41,444 --> 01:12:43,359
Invite your friends and
family.
919
01:12:43,707 --> 01:12:44,838
This will most likely be
taken offline immediately.
920
01:12:45,012 --> 01:12:46,884
Casper, do you
have a girl in here?
921
01:12:47,058 --> 01:12:48,364
Not now, mom. I'm live.
922
01:12:50,017 --> 01:12:51,105
You do have a girl in here.
923
01:12:51,279 --> 01:12:52,890
I smelled your perfume.
924
01:12:53,064 --> 01:12:55,762
- Hi.
- Hi. I'm Casper's mom.
925
01:12:55,936 --> 01:12:57,460
- Nice to meet you.
- Don't video me.
926
01:12:57,634 --> 01:12:59,375
I'm not wearing any makeup.
927
01:12:59,549 --> 01:13:01,115
Mom, what part of I'm
live don't you understand?
928
01:13:01,289 --> 01:13:03,117
Well, frankly, I don't
understand any of this.
929
01:13:03,291 --> 01:13:04,118
It means that
thousands of people
930
01:13:04,292 --> 01:13:05,816
are watching you right now.
931
01:13:06,033 --> 01:13:06,860
Yeah, seriously,
you're gonna be a meme
932
01:13:07,078 --> 01:13:08,296
in like 20 minutes.
933
01:13:08,471 --> 01:13:09,210
- A what?
- A meme.
934
01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:13,040
It's an internet thing. Yeah.
935
01:13:13,258 --> 01:13:14,215
It means, like,
you might go viral.
936
01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:16,870
- Let's roll.
- Okay.
937
01:13:17,044 --> 01:13:18,611
Where are you going
with all that stuff?
938
01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:22,267
- To save the world.
- Go for it, honey.
939
01:13:22,441 --> 01:13:23,964
- Bye.
- Bye.
940
01:13:38,109 --> 01:13:39,893
How do I look?
941
01:13:40,067 --> 01:13:43,027
You look ready to
kick some zombie ass.
942
01:13:43,201 --> 01:13:44,594
Go get 'em, Casper.
943
01:13:44,768 --> 01:13:46,204
You can record
me until I go in,
944
01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:47,988
but you can't come in with me.
945
01:13:48,206 --> 01:13:49,076
Yes, okay.
946
01:13:49,294 --> 01:13:51,296
- Let's go.
- Okay.
947
01:14:41,041 --> 01:14:42,347
Shit.
948
01:17:36,521 --> 01:17:38,610
Hurry, please!
949
01:17:38,784 --> 01:17:39,829
Hurry, please!
950
01:17:50,013 --> 01:17:51,710
He's coming for you!
951
01:18:00,632 --> 01:18:02,068
Oh fuck. Oh fuck.
952
01:18:07,552 --> 01:18:08,945
It's Kevlar, bitch.
953
01:18:47,244 --> 01:18:47,853
You bit?
954
01:18:50,508 --> 01:18:52,292
- No.
- How many others?
955
01:18:52,466 --> 01:18:54,686
- Two
- Eli?
956
01:18:54,860 --> 01:18:55,426
I got him. He's in there.
957
01:18:55,643 --> 01:18:56,644
Oh, good.
958
01:19:05,044 --> 01:19:06,524
He was right there.
959
01:19:06,742 --> 01:19:08,308
I stabbed that bar
right through his chest.
960
01:19:08,482 --> 01:19:12,051
- Did you get him in the head?
- No, in the heart.
961
01:19:12,269 --> 01:19:13,574
These are zombies,
not vampires,
962
01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:15,359
you have to get
them in the head.
963
01:19:23,149 --> 01:19:24,411
Fuck.
964
01:20:07,237 --> 01:20:09,239
Thank you for saving me.
965
01:20:22,861 --> 01:20:24,384
Hi.
- Hi.
966
01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:09,342
Yeah, he broke his hand.
967
01:21:16,523 --> 01:21:17,437
Reagan.
968
01:21:19,483 --> 01:21:20,353
Do I know you?
969
01:21:22,355 --> 01:21:23,269
No.
970
01:21:27,099 --> 01:21:28,361
Could you give us a second?
971
01:21:30,233 --> 01:21:31,147
I'm good.
972
01:21:34,150 --> 01:21:35,238
So...
973
01:21:35,455 --> 01:21:37,457
So, here we are.
974
01:21:40,199 --> 01:21:41,853
What does that mean?
975
01:21:42,027 --> 01:21:43,594
It means I've been
waiting for this day.
976
01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:45,901
Should I be worried?
977
01:21:46,945 --> 01:21:48,164
I knew your dad.
978
01:21:50,035 --> 01:21:51,341
I don't know how much
you know about him.
979
01:21:54,213 --> 01:21:55,867
Were you a friend
of his or something?
980
01:21:56,041 --> 01:21:57,086
Let's go with or something.
981
01:21:59,349 --> 01:22:00,306
Okay, I don't know
what I'm supposed to do
982
01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:01,829
with that information.
983
01:22:02,004 --> 01:22:05,181
Your father left
you some money.
984
01:22:05,355 --> 01:22:06,617
He wanted you to have it
once you became old enough.
985
01:22:08,488 --> 01:22:09,098
How much?
986
01:22:10,795 --> 01:22:11,752
This much.
987
01:22:19,891 --> 01:22:20,587
Wait. Is that drug money?
988
01:22:20,805 --> 01:22:22,938
I know he was a drug dealer.
989
01:22:23,112 --> 01:22:25,941
No, it's from investments he
had at the time of his death.
990
01:22:28,030 --> 01:22:29,161
Here, open your backpack.
991
01:22:41,260 --> 01:22:44,611
I wanna give you something else.
992
01:22:44,829 --> 01:22:48,311
Something that might be even
more important than that money.
993
01:22:50,704 --> 01:22:52,445
Something that nobody
else alive knows.
994
01:22:55,405 --> 01:22:56,884
I was with him when he died.
995
01:22:59,061 --> 01:23:00,714
Oh.
996
01:23:00,888 --> 01:23:01,498
I don't know if you
know what happened.
997
01:23:02,064 --> 01:23:02,803
Just a little bit.
998
01:23:03,021 --> 01:23:03,891
I...
999
01:23:07,330 --> 01:23:09,985
Your dad died doing
the right thing.
1000
01:23:12,509 --> 01:23:14,119
If he hadn't boarded
up that house...
1001
01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:20,212
Your dad died a hero,
1002
01:23:20,386 --> 01:23:22,040
and that's how you
should remember him.
1003
01:23:28,655 --> 01:23:29,265
Reagan, come on.
1004
01:23:32,094 --> 01:23:32,964
I gotta go.
1005
01:23:33,138 --> 01:23:34,052
Yeah.
1006
01:23:35,575 --> 01:23:36,185
Thank you.
1007
01:23:38,143 --> 01:23:39,057
You're welcome.
1008
01:24:28,585 --> 01:24:30,761
Hello, freaky fans.
1009
01:24:30,935 --> 01:24:33,633
Welcome back to
Zombie Playhouse.
1010
01:24:35,809 --> 01:24:38,029
I'm your new host, Georgia,
1011
01:24:38,203 --> 01:24:40,640
taking over for our fearless,
1012
01:24:40,814 --> 01:24:44,209
amazing zombie hunter
Casper Credence
1013
01:24:44,427 --> 01:24:46,429
who died saving all of humanity.
1014
01:24:48,213 --> 01:24:49,214
Rest in peace, Casper.
1015
01:24:51,825 --> 01:24:55,046
I understand that these
are big shoes to fill
1016
01:24:55,264 --> 01:24:58,397
and I'm not trying to replace
him as much as honor him.
1017
01:24:58,615 --> 01:25:00,660
So, please give me some time.
1018
01:25:02,793 --> 01:25:05,230
Now, I have taken some
time in the past few weeks
1019
01:25:05,404 --> 01:25:07,885
to read all of your comments.
1020
01:25:08,059 --> 01:25:10,540
I certainly understand
the skepticism
1021
01:25:10,714 --> 01:25:12,759
of what really
happened that night.
1022
01:25:12,977 --> 01:25:15,849
I mean, if I wasn't
there myself, I would
be skeptical too.
1023
01:25:16,023 --> 01:25:19,244
But I was there and witnessed
that account firsthand.
1024
01:25:21,812 --> 01:25:24,510
Now, ever since we
released that video,
1025
01:25:24,684 --> 01:25:26,686
there has been an investigation
near the CDC building
1026
01:25:26,904 --> 01:25:27,774
at Hideaway Park
1027
01:25:31,082 --> 01:25:33,824
and they have found
multiple experiments.
1028
01:25:33,998 --> 01:25:36,174
Now, I'm not confirming
anything but,
1029
01:25:38,568 --> 01:25:42,615
I promise to do the best
I can to update you.
1030
01:25:46,793 --> 01:25:48,621
I've gotta go.
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