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Oh, thank goodness,
it was just a dream.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Hey, Jessie
Hey, Jessie ♪
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♪ It feels like a
party every day ♪
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♪ Hey, Jessie
Hey, Jessie ♪
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♪ But they keep on pulling me
Every which way ♪
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♪ Hey, Jessie
Hey, Jessie ♪
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around ♪
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking the ground ♪
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♪ But they took a chance
On the new girl in town ♪
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♪ And I don't want to let them
Down, down, down ♪
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♪ Hey, Jessie
Oh-oh-ooh ♪
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♪ Hey, Jessie
Oh-oh-ooh ♪
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♪ It feels like a
party every day ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Mr. Kipling, you are getting a
time out. And no TV for a week.
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I think you are being very harsh.
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Mr. Kipling paid you a visit
because he gets bored in his cage.
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Plus, he's a cuddler.
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Oh, that explains the
claw marks on my calves!
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Jessie, I have a huge problem.
I love my photography class!
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Okay, I know I'm new
at this whole nanny thing,
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but not seeing the problem.
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The problem is I got the world's
laziest partner for this assignment.
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You call it "lazy," I call it
"selective participation."
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Now, Jessie, give me...
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Pouty nanny.
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Okay, that was more
like constipated nanny,
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but I can touch it up.
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I can't believe I
can get school credit
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for taking pictures of cute girls.
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The assignment is to take pictures
of New York's flora and fauna.
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Ooh, I hope those
are hot Latin twins.
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Do you have an off switch?
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Yep. You wanna try and find it?
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Nope.
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Okay, look. We are
going to the park.
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That way, you guys can
work on your assignment,
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and Ravi can take
Mr. Kipling for a walk,
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or a slither, or whatever he does.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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We cannot take
Mr. Kipling for a walk.
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If Mrs. Chesterfield sees
him, she'll throw a hissy fit.
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Yeah, she's the head
of the condo board.
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And a real pain in the ashram.
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Oh, is she that
annoying lady downstairs
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who's always carrying
that homely baby?
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It's a dog.
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You're telling me. Someone whomped
that child with the ugly stick.
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He means it's a Chihuahua.
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It's Chi-hideous.
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Look, Ravi,
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I'm not gonna let some old grouch
keep you from walking your pet.
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We'll just ask Tony to
make sure the coast is clear.
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I'm on it!
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Tony, are you eavesdropping again?
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Now that I've looked
up the word, Yes.
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I need a loaf of bread, a
pound of cheddar cheese,
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two pounds of roast beef,
a jumbo jar of mayonnaise...
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Bertram, when you are
done ordering your lunch...
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do not forget to order
Mr. Kipling's snack.
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Fine. Do you have any frog legs?
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He does not like the legs.
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How about frog breasts?
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Can I buy those?
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Um, that's my business.
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Hello? Hello?
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And now I have to
find a new grocer.
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All right. Let's go.
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Come on, come on, come
on. Move it, move it, move it!
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Go, go, go! Come on! All right.
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You have this and
you have your camera.
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I do, yeah.
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Oh!
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Keep your tail to yourself.
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Yeah. She's mine.
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No, I'm not.
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All my boyfriends
have to be at least 18.
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And human.
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So, Luke, you're oh for two.
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Go, go, go!
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Hey there, Mrs. Chesterfield.
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That was a short walk.
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I know. But we're tired today.
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Last night, the noise
from those urchins upstairs
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was intolerable.
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Wasn't it, my little chimichanga?
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Yes. Give Mommy a kiss. Yes.
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Hey! No PDA in the lobby.
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Well, better go get
your beauty rest.
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Here we go!
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It's all clear. You
can come out now.
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Luke, you couldn't
hold it till we got outside?
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Hey, it wasn't me.
It was Mr. Kipling!
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Oh, sure. Blame the lizard.
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Jessie, thank you so much for
bringing Mr. Kipling to the park.
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Look how happy he is.
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Ever noticed how his happy face
and his "I'm gonna eat you" face
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are really similar?
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Ooh! Ha! Cockroach.
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Luke, help me,
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or I'll tell Jessie you still
sleep with Kenny the Koala.
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Kenny just likes to
hang out on my bed.
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Don't turn it into something ugly.
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Okay, okay.
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- Oh, man! No way!
- What?
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I can see right into
Bertram's room.
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- Oh, he's shaving his own back.
- Ew.
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I wanna look away, but I can't!
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Oh, good. Ha. A giant
bird just blocked my view.
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What? Let me see.
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I think that giant bird is
a Hudson Valley hawk!
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This book says that
they're incredibly rare.
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Not as rare as a
guy shaving his back
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with a razor
duct-taped to a spatula.
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Jessie! Come help me!
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Zuri! Zuri! What happened?
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This mean girl, Genevieve, hit me!
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What? Wh...? Where is she?
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She's right there, sticking
her tongue out at you.
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Oh, I get it.
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Um, Genevieve,
that's not very nice.
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She's over there.
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Genevieve, apologize. Right now.
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See, Zuri? She
said she's very sorry.
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No, she didn't.
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Then what did she say?
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I'm not allowed to use
that kind of language.
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But it was nasty.
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You can bring
Mr. Kipling back now.
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Mrs. Chesterfield's not here.
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Mrs. Chesterfield!
Eh, you're here, ha, ha!
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Who's avoiding me?
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Uh, pretty much
everyone in the building.
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You scare people.
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There goes my Christmas tip.
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Here's a tip.
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When the president of the condo
board asks you something, answer it.
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What's going on?
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Whatever it is, it has nothing
to do with a giant lizard.
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You people have a
vicious, cold-blooded reptile
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living in this building?
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Why not? You live here.
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Uh, Zuri, that's not nice.
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Hey, we were all thinking it.
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Hi, I'm Jessie. And I...
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- I don't care.
- Okay.
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Giant lizards are not
allowed in this building!
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Tony, help me!
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Uh, I meant by the waist!
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Oh, put me down, you
charmingly boyish troglodyte!
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Whoa! Language!
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Please, Mrs. Chesterfield,
do not take away my pet.
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Pet? That's not a pet!
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That is the before picture of a
pair of boots and a matching belt.
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Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Oh.
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Oops, heh.
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You... You took the wrong leash.
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Oh, did I?
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Thanks for the news flash, Bessie!
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Oh, my little Zeusie!
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- Oh, come to mommy! Oh!
- Just... Okay... Well...
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Jessie, I cannot lose Mr. Kipling!
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He's my best friend!
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I'm so sorry, Ravi.
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If I hadn't suggested
taking Mr. Kipling for a walk,
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this never would have happened.
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I agree. If only you could've
had this a-ha moment earlier.
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Ugh! That stupid hawk won't move.
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Why have you added ten pounds
of rodent to my shopping list?
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A sudden craving
for mice krispie treats?
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We need bait to
get the hawk to fly
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so we can get an action
shot for our photo essay.
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But all it does is
sit there like a lump.
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If it watched Korean
soap operas in its
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underwear, it would
be you, Bertram.
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Oh!
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Very funny.
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If you need me, I'll be
inside spitting in your lunch.
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Ravi, why you packing?
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You're not going anywhere.
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I will not be separated
from Mr. Kipling.
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We have been together
since he was an egg.
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I actually sat on
him until he hatched.
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I get it, okay? He's
a link to your old life.
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Just like I still
have my first rattle.
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I cut it off the snake myself.
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Jessie! Genevieve followed
us from the playground.
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She just ripped
off my dolly's head!
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Okay, that's scary.
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And you don't wanna see what
she did to my Build-a-Baboon.
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Now he'll never have children!
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Can I go work for him?
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Jessie, please come play with me.
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If you're there, Genevieve
won't pick on me.
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Zuri, I wish I could,
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but I need to help Ravi right now.
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Well, guess I know where I stand.
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Wait, wait, wait, Zuri.
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Why don't you try
being nice to Genevieve?
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Why don't you tell
her she's pretty?
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Have you seen her?
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Well... Heh, no.
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But you see her.
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And my advice is to
kill her with kindness.
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Just like I'm going to
do with Mrs. Chesterfield.
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Do you know what works
better than kindness?
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A really big hammer.
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- Hi!
- Ugh.
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- I brought cookies.
- What kind?
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They're "I'm sorry
you almost got eaten
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by a giant lizard, but
please let him stay
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because it would mean so
much to a little boy" cookies.
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Pecan sandies!
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Well, maybe just one.
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It is our cheat day.
Right, my little Zeusie?
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Come on. Come...
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Binge with mommy.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah.
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Oh, no.
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Ow!
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Uh, don't you mean "wow"?
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I just bit into a pecan shell!
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You broke my tooth!
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I am so sorry!
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You were supposed to love the
cookies so we could bond and...
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The only bonding is gonna
be done by my dentist!
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And I'm sending you the bill!
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Fine, whatever.
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Just please, please don't
take Ravi's lizard away.
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I wouldn't dream of it.
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That's Animal Control's job.
And I'm calling them right now.
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Should have brought a hammer.
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Do not worry, Mr. Kipling.
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Jessie is going to fix
things with Mrs. Chesterfield.
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Okay, don't panic.
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I broke Mrs. Chesterfield's tooth,
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and she's calling Animal Control
to come take Mr. Kipling away.
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Okay.
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I hope that means that
although you're slightly upset,
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you don't blame me because
you know I did my best.
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No. It means I curse the
day you were ever born,
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you bungling she-devil!
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Oh!
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Well, someone's
not getting a cookie.
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I'm sorry, Jessie!
I did not mean it!
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It's okay.
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I just cannot bear to
see Mr. Kipling so upset.
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00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,615
You know, he hides
his emotions really well.
251
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,452
Look, Ravi, we have to get
Mr. Kipling out of the building!
252
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:33,123
As I recall, your wanting
to get him out of the building
253
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,960
is what started this spiral
of doom in the first place!
254
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:42,173
Oh, okay, are we assigning blame
here, or are we saving a lizard?
255
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,802
I am doing a little bit of both.
256
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,726
Tony, are we all clear?
257
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:53,935
All clear.
258
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,771
You're sure the Animal
Control guys aren't there?
259
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:59,733
Yeah, I'm sure. Geez, a
guy makes one mistake...
260
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:02,819
Aw, man!
261
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,449
If you guys are looking
for a large lizard,
262
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,117
I can assure you it is not here.
263
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,078
Lizards hate lobbies.
They prefer lounges.
264
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:17,500
What is not clear to you
about the phrase "all clear"?
265
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:21,398
It does seem fairly
self-explanatory.
266
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,380
I mean...
267
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:27,052
Come on! We gotta get Mr. Kipling
out of here until those guys leave.
268
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,553
No problem. He's already gone.
269
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,223
Okay, don't panic!
270
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,982
Okay, now, he's not
very good in a crisis.
271
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,452
Do I put frogs in the
refrigerator or the pantry?
272
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,039
I don't know. That's not my job.
273
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,085
I never imagined it
would be mine, either.
274
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,462
Get the door.
275
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,346
Hello, little girl.
May we come in?
276
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:12,555
No.
277
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:17,977
And Jessie says I'm not
supposed to talk to strangers.
278
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:22,899
Oh. I'm Mrs. Chesterfield
from downstairs. I'm not strange.
279
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,776
That's a matter of opinion.
280
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,114
Out of my way.
281
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:32,117
You're strange and rude.
282
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,327
And you have dog breath.
283
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,665
Nothing to see here!
284
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,501
A-ha!
285
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:45,380
If there's no giant lizard
living in this apartment,
286
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,799
then how do you explain this?
287
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:51,052
It's an indoor playground.
288
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,681
Guess they didn't have those
around when you were a kid.
289
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,351
How dare you!
290
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:00,562
I'm only 32.
291
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,564
Maybe in dog years.
292
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,945
So you're claiming this
contraption is yours?
293
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,448
Absolutely.
294
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:15,743
It's mine! It's fun!
295
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,666
And it doesn't smell
bad in here at all.
296
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:28,757
Well, then how do you explain
all these tiny animal skeletons?
297
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,010
You have your hobbies
and I have mine.
298
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,505
Did you get any good
shots of the hawk?
299
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,881
- Luke!
- Oh!
300
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:14,469
Ow!
301
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,599
Is Animal Control still up here?
302
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:21,434
We lost Mr. Kipling!
303
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:24,312
He's not lost. He's
right down there.
304
00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:26,314
Oh, and he looks
like he's about to
305
00:18:26,316 --> 00:18:28,233
eat Mrs. Chesterfield's
stupid mutt.
306
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,401
What?
307
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,615
My complaint is
that there is still a
308
00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:39,077
vicious 7-foot lizard
named Mr. Kipling
309
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,371
running amok in my building!
310
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,666
No, I don't know his first name!
311
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:49,087
Well, I don't care if that
leaves a blank on your form!
312
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,797
You can take your form and...
313
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,716
No, don't you put me on hold!
314
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:53,967
And I'm on hold.
315
00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,139
Ugh!
316
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,057
Nice to see you too.
317
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,691
Oh, my little Zeusie!
Mommy will save you!
318
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,901
No, I won't.
319
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:18,033
Okay, I'll bet you five bucks the
lizard eats the dog and Chesterfield.
320
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:21,327
You're on. I bet she
tastes as bitter as she looks.
321
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,790
The hawk is moving!
Give me the camera!
322
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,420
Oh, it's diving
straight toward us!
323
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,757
I think it wants the Chihuahua!
324
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,551
Hey, everybody loves Mexican.
325
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,810
I got it!
326
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:48,146
Ha, now, that's an action shot!
327
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:50,899
Oh!
328
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,234
Oh.
329
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:56,613
Wow! A giant lizard
using a hawk as a piñata!
330
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,199
Pfft, okay, that's a first
for me. Anybody else?
331
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:03,745
Oh, my little Zeusie!
Mommy has you.
332
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,580
Oh, stop trembling.
333
00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:07,624
Oh, that's me.
334
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:13,171
Oh! I'll call Zoya and book us
an emergency couples massage.
335
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:14,798
Oh.
336
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:19,511
Gee, must feel pretty bad
almost losing your pet like that.
337
00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:21,388
It does.
338
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:25,225
If I lost Zeus, who would I
watch Real Housewives with?
339
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:29,145
So now you know how
Ravi feels about Mr. Kipling.
340
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:32,607
You and Mr. Kipling watch The
Real Housewives of New York too?
341
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:33,942
Oh, absolutely.
342
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:35,735
But if you want to
see a real catfight,
343
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:38,154
you should check out the
Real Housewives of New Delhi.
344
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,785
See? See how we're all bonding?
345
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:46,913
So does this mean
Mr. Kipling can stay?
346
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,791
Oh, I didn't say that.
347
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,459
Oh, come on!
348
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:52,981
If it weren't for
his lizard, right
349
00:20:52,983 --> 00:20:54,421
now, your dog would
be a yappy meal.
350
00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:00,051
- All right.
- Yes!
351
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,638
Just promise to keep that
disturbing creature away from me.
352
00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:06,016
Deal. You will never
see Mr. Kipling again.
353
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:10,311
I was talking about Zuri.
She's a very strange child.
354
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:16,985
Zuri!
355
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,737
She's not here!
356
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:25,994
Oh, really? Hmm. That's too bad,
because I have some good news.
357
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:27,078
What?
358
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:31,291
Genevieve is not going to
be bothering you anymore.
359
00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:33,543
Because Mr. Kipling ate her.
360
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:39,049
Really? Did she suffer?
361
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,259
No, sweetie.
362
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,761
Too bad.
363
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:45,889
This stinks!
364
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:48,516
Luke and I got an A
on our photo essay!
365
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:52,354
What's wrong with an A?
Again, not seeing the problem.
366
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:56,983
The problem is I did all the
work but Luke got all the credit!
367
00:21:57,067 --> 00:22:00,528
I watched that stupid
hawk like a hawk all day.
368
00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:04,574
And all Luke did was
snap one lucky picture!
369
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,284
Hey, did Emma tell
you my picture made
370
00:22:06,286 --> 00:22:07,869
the homepage of
the school website?
371
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:11,373
All my hard work really paid off!
372
00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:18,213
All right, all right, all
right. Here's dinner.
373
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:22,092
Breast of frog on
a bed of wild mice.
374
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:23,593
Ew!
375
00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:24,969
Just kidding. It's chicken.
376
00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:26,888
Maybe.
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