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Bienvenidos al CINEPARCHE, subtitulos editados por nico el bueno y supernumerario
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''America has heard the bugle call
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''And you know it involves us one and all
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''I don't suppose that war will ever end
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''There's fighting
that will break us up again
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''Good-bye, my darling
Hello, Vietnam
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''I'm here to take a battle to be won
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''Kiss me good-bye
And write me while I'm gone
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''Good-bye, my sweetheart
Hello, Vietnam ''
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I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman,
your senior drill instructor.
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You will speak only when spoken to.
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The first and last words
out of your sewers will be ''Sir! ''
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Do you maggots understand?
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Sir, yes, sir!
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I can't hear you.
Sound off like you got a pair.
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If you ladies leave my island,
if you survive recruit training...
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...you will be a weapon,
a minister of death, praying for war.
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But until that day, you are pukes!
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The lowest form of life on Earth.
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You are not even human fucking beings!
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You are only unorganized,
grab-asstic pieces of amphibian shit!
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Because I am hard, you won't like me.
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The more you hate me,
the more you'll learn.
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I am hard, but I am fair!
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There is no racial bigotry here!
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I do not look down on niggers,
kikes, wops or greasers.
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Here, you are all equally worthless!
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My orders are to weed out non-hackers...
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...who do not pack the gear
to be in my beloved Corps!
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Do you maggots understand that?
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Bullshit! I can't hear you!
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-What's your name, scumbag?
-Sir, Private Brown, sir!
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From now on you're Private Snowball!
Like that name?
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Sir, yes, sir!
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There's one thing you won't like!
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They don't serve fried chicken
and watermelon...
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...in my mess hall!
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Is that you, John Wayne?
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Is this me?
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Who said that?
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Who the fuck said that?
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Who's the slimy communist cocksucker
down here...
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...who just signed his own death warrant?
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Nobody, huh?
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The fairy fucking godmother said it!
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Out-fucking-standing!
I will P.T. you all until you die!
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I will P.T. you until your assholes
suck buttermilk!
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Was it you, you little fuck?
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You look like a fucking worm!
I bet it was you!
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Sir, I said it, sir!
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Well, no shit.
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What are you, a fucking comedian?
Private Joker.
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I admire your honesty.
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I like you. Come over to my house
and fuck my sister!
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You little scumbag! I've got your name!
I've got your ass!
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You will not laugh or cry!
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You will learn by the number!
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Get up! Get on your feet!
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Unfuck yourself or I'll unscrew
your head and shit down your neck!
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-Why did you join my beloved Corps?
-Sir, to kill, sir!
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You're a killer!
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Let me see your war face!
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You've got a war face?
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That's a war face! Let me see yours!
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You didn't convince me!
Let me see your real war face!
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You don't scare me! Work on it!
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What's your excuse?
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Sir, excuse, sir?
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I'm asking the fucking questions,
understand?
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Thank you!
Can I be in charge for a while?
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Are you shook up? Nervous?
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Sir, I am, sir!
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Do I make you nervous?
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Were you about to call me an asshole?
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-How tall are you, Private?
-Sir, 5'9'', sir!
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I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
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Trying to squeeze an inch in on me, huh?
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The best part of you ran down
the crack of your mama's ass...
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...and ended up as a brown stain
on the mattress!
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Where in hell are you from?
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Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers
come from Texas, Private Cowboy!
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You don't look like a steer,
so that narrows it down!
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Suck dicks?
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You a peter-puffer?
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I bet you would fuck
a person in the ass...
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...and not have the courtesy
to give him a reach-around!
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I'll be watching you!
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Your parents have children that lived?
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Bet they regret that!
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You're so ugly
you're a modern-art masterpiece!
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-What's your name, fatbody?
-Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir!
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Lawrence, what, of Arabia?
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That name sounds like royalty!
You royalty?
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You suck dicks?
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Bet you could suck a golf ball
through a garden hose!
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I don't like that name!
Faggots and sailors are called Lawrence!
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From now on you're Gomer Pyle!
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Think I'm cute, Private Pyle?
Think I'm funny?
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Then wipe off that disgusting grin!
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Any fucking time, sweetheart!
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I'm trying, sir!
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I'll give you three seconds...
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...exactly three fucking seconds...
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...to wipe off that stupid grin...
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...or I will gouge out your eyeballs
and skull-fuck you!
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-Sir, I can't help it, sir!
-Get on your knees, scumbag!
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Now choke yourself!
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Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts!
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Don't pull my hand over there!
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I said choke yourself!
Lean forward and choke yourself!
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Are you through grinning?
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Bullshit! I can't hear you!
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Bullshit! I still can't hear you!
Sound off like you got a pair!
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That's enough. Get on your feet!
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Pyle, square your ass away and
start shitting me Tiffany cuff links...
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...or I will definitely fuck you up!
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Parris Island, South Carolina...
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...the United States Marine Corps
Recruit Depot.
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An eight-week college
for the phony-tough and the crazy-brave.
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''Mama and Papa were laying in bed!
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''Mama rolled over
and this is what she said:
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'''Oh, give me some...
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'''...P.T.!'
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''Good for you and good for me!
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''Mmm, good!
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''Up in the morning to the rising sun!
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''Gotta run all day...
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''...till the running's done!
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''Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch!
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''Got the blueballs, crabs
and the seven-year itch!''
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Left shoulder, hut!
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What are you trying to do
to my beloved Corps?
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Sir, I don't know, sir!
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Do you expect me to believe
that you don't know left from right?
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You did that on purpose!
You want to be different!
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-What side was that?
-Sir, left side, sir!
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Are you sure, Private Pyle?
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What side was that?
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Sir, right side, sir!
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Don't fuck with me again, Pyle!
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Pick up your fucking cover!
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Tonight, you pukes will sleep
with your rifles!
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You will give your rifle a girl's name!
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Because this is the only pussy
you people are going to get!
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Your days of finger-banging
old Mary Jane Rottencrotch...
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...through her pretty
pink panties are over!
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You're married to this piece...
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...this weapon of iron and wood!
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And you will be faithful!
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Prepare to mount!
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Pray!
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''This is my rifle.
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''There are many like it,
but this one is mine.
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''My rifle is my best friend.
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''It is my life.
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''I must master it,
as I must master my life.
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''Without me, my rifle is useless.
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''Without my rifle, I am useless.
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''I must fire my rifle true.
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''I must shoot straighter than my enemy,
who is trying to kill me.
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''I must shoot him before he shoots me.
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''I will.
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''Before God I swear this creed.
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''My rifle and myself are defenders
of my country.
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''We are the masters of our enemy.
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''We are the saviors of my life.
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''So be it...
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''...until there is no enemy, but peace.
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''Amen.''
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At ease!
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Good night, ladies!
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Hit it!
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This is not your daddy's shotgun,
Cowboy!
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Move the rifle around your head,
not your head around the rifle!
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Four inches from your chest, Pyle!
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Four inches!
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''This is my rifle! This is my gun!
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''This is for fighting!
This is for fun!
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''This is my rifle! This is my gun!
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''This is for fighting!
This is for fun! ''
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You're bouncing!
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Ten fucking seconds!
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It should take you ten seconds
to negotiate this obstacle!
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Quickly, move it out!
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No swinging-dick private
in this platoon's gonna graduate...
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...until they get this obstacle down
to less than ten fucking seconds!
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Next two! Quickly!
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Get over that goddamn obstacle!
Move it!
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Private Joker, are you a killer?
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Let me hear your war cry!
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Get your fat ass over there!
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That's right, Private Pyle...
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...don't make any fucking effort
to get up to the top!
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If God wanted you up there,
He'd have miracled your ass up there!
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Get your fat ass up there!
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What the hell's wrong with you?
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If there was some pussy up there,
you could get up there, couldn't you?
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Your ass looks like about 150 pounds
of chewed bubble gum, Pyle.
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One for the commandant!
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One for the Corps!
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Get up there!
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Pull!
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The Corps don't get theirs!
Get up there, Pyle!
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Pull!
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Pull, Pyle, pull!
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One pull-up, Pyle! Come on, pull!
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You've got to be shitting me!
Get your ass up there!
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Do you mean to tell me you cannot do
one single pull-up?
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You are a worthless piece of shit, Pyle!
Get out of my face!
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Get up there, Snowball.
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Get up here, fatboy!
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Quickly! Move it up, Pyle! Move it up!
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You climb obstacles like old people fuck.
Do you know that, Private Pyle?
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Get up here! You're too slow! Move it!
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Private Pyle, whatever you do,
don't fall down!
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That would break my fucking heart!
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Quickly! Up and over! Up and over!
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What in the fuck are you waiting for,
Private Pyle?
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Get up and over!
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Move it, move it!
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Are you quitting on me?
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Well, are you?
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Then quit, you slimy, fucking,
walrus-looking piece of shit!
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Get the fuck off of my obstacle!
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Get the fuck off of my obstacle!
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Now! Move it!
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I'm going to rip your balls off so you
can't contaminate the rest of the world!
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I will motivate you, Private Pyle...
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...if it short-dicks every cannibal
on the Congo!
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Pick 'em up and set 'em down, Pyle!
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Quickly! Move it up!
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Were you born a fat, slimy scumbag,
you piece of shit, Private Pyle?
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Or did you have to work on it?
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Move it up!
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Quickly! Hustle up!
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The fucking war will be over by the time
we get out there, Private Pyle!
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Are you going to fucking die?
Are you going to die on me?
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Do it now!
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Move it up!
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Hustle it up! Quickly!
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Feel dizzy?
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Faint?
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Jesus H. Christ,
I think you've got a hard-on!
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Quickly, ladies! Assholes and elbows!
Move it out!
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Get up!
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00:17:49,211 --> 00:17:51,337
Reveille! Reveille!
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00:17:51,714 --> 00:17:53,673
Drop your cocks and grab your socks!
248
00:17:53,716 --> 00:17:56,509
Today is Sunday!
Divine worship is 0800.
249
00:17:56,886 --> 00:17:59,262
Get your bunks made
and your uniforms on.
250
00:17:59,430 --> 00:18:01,723
Police call in two minutes.
251
00:18:02,558 --> 00:18:04,559
Private Cowboy, Private Joker.
252
00:18:06,562 --> 00:18:09,522
Finish your bunks, then you two turds
clean the head.
253
00:18:10,649 --> 00:18:13,067
I want that head so sanitary...
254
00:18:13,152 --> 00:18:17,030
...that the Virgin Mary could go
in there and take a dump!
255
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,408
Do you believe in the Virgin Mary?
256
00:18:20,910 --> 00:18:22,118
Sir, no, sir!
257
00:18:26,248 --> 00:18:29,250
Private Joker, I don't believe
I heard you correctly!
258
00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:31,961
Sir, the private said ''No, sir,'' sir!
259
00:18:32,046 --> 00:18:34,714
You little maggot!
You make me want to vomit!
260
00:18:35,466 --> 00:18:39,594
You communist heathen, sound off
that you love the Virgin Mary...
261
00:18:39,887 --> 00:18:41,888
...or I'll stomp your guts out!
262
00:18:42,264 --> 00:18:44,641
You love the Virgin Mary, don't you?
263
00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:46,100
Negative, sir!
264
00:18:46,185 --> 00:18:48,895
Are you trying to offend me?
265
00:18:50,272 --> 00:18:53,399
Sir, the private believes that
any answer he gives will be wrong!
266
00:18:53,484 --> 00:18:57,403
And that you will beat him harder
if he reverses himself, sir!
267
00:18:57,613 --> 00:18:59,322
Who's your squad leader?
268
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:02,325
The private's squad leader
is Private Snowball, sir!
269
00:19:04,495 --> 00:19:07,080
Private Snowball reporting, sir!
270
00:19:07,164 --> 00:19:11,000
You're fired! Private Joker is promoted
to squad leader!
271
00:19:12,336 --> 00:19:13,795
Disappear, scumbag!
272
00:19:16,632 --> 00:19:18,216
Reporting as ordered, sir!
273
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:22,887
From now on Private Joker is your new
squad leader and you bunk with him.
274
00:19:23,222 --> 00:19:24,389
He'll teach you!
275
00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:26,266
He'll teach you how to pee!
276
00:19:27,059 --> 00:19:31,020
Private Joker is ignorant
but he's got guts, and guts is enough.
277
00:19:31,313 --> 00:19:32,981
Now you ladies carry on.
278
00:19:41,907 --> 00:19:44,409
The bolt. The bolt goes in the receiver.
279
00:19:48,873 --> 00:19:50,373
Operating rod handle.
280
00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:52,667
Operating rod guide.
281
00:19:54,086 --> 00:19:56,462
And the left one over the right.
282
00:19:57,715 --> 00:19:59,424
Right one over the left.
283
00:20:02,011 --> 00:20:03,720
Left one over the right.
284
00:20:04,513 --> 00:20:06,264
Right one over the left.
285
00:20:10,561 --> 00:20:12,562
Just throw your other leg over.
286
00:20:21,447 --> 00:20:24,157
Pull the next one over
and you're home free.
287
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:34,334
Just throw it over.
288
00:20:42,134 --> 00:20:44,511
That'a boy. Just set it down.
289
00:20:54,438 --> 00:20:56,189
Congratulations, Leonard.
290
00:20:56,899 --> 00:20:58,024
You did it.
291
00:20:59,401 --> 00:21:01,861
Fold the blanket and sheet back together.
292
00:21:02,738 --> 00:21:04,322
Make a four-inch fold.
293
00:21:06,242 --> 00:21:07,200
Got it?
294
00:21:07,743 --> 00:21:08,868
You do it.
295
00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:13,373
Right shoulder, hut!
296
00:21:19,255 --> 00:21:20,713
Port, hut!
297
00:21:25,511 --> 00:21:27,178
Order, hut!
298
00:21:57,251 --> 00:21:58,918
Square these weapons away.
299
00:22:04,675 --> 00:22:06,843
The deadliest weapon in the world...
300
00:22:07,428 --> 00:22:10,138
...is a Marine, and his rifle.
301
00:22:11,515 --> 00:22:14,601
It is your killer instinct
that must be harnessed...
302
00:22:15,144 --> 00:22:17,979
...if you expect to survive in combat.
303
00:22:19,398 --> 00:22:20,607
Your rifle...
304
00:22:20,816 --> 00:22:22,317
...is only a tool.
305
00:22:23,110 --> 00:22:25,153
It is a hard heart that kills.
306
00:22:26,447 --> 00:22:30,658
If your killer instincts
are not clean and strong...
307
00:22:31,452 --> 00:22:33,995
...you will hesitate
at the moment of truth.
308
00:22:34,705 --> 00:22:36,372
You will not kill.
309
00:22:36,832 --> 00:22:38,750
You will become dead Marines.
310
00:22:39,376 --> 00:22:42,170
And then you will be in a world of shit.
311
00:22:42,922 --> 00:22:46,049
Because Marines are not allowed...
312
00:22:46,133 --> 00:22:48,051
...to die without permission!
313
00:22:48,552 --> 00:22:50,261
Do you maggots understand?
314
00:22:53,474 --> 00:22:56,226
''I love working for Uncle Sam!
315
00:22:59,396 --> 00:23:02,065
''Lets me know just who I am!
316
00:23:05,319 --> 00:23:08,321
''One, two, three, four!
United States Marine Corps!
317
00:23:11,283 --> 00:23:14,285
''One, two, three, four!
I love the Marine Corps!
318
00:23:17,289 --> 00:23:18,915
''My Corps! Your Corps!
319
00:23:20,292 --> 00:23:22,544
''Our Corps! Marine Corps!
320
00:23:23,379 --> 00:23:26,214
''I don't know, but I've been told...
321
00:23:29,426 --> 00:23:32,095
''...Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
322
00:23:35,391 --> 00:23:37,642
''Mmm, good! Feels good!
323
00:23:38,394 --> 00:23:40,520
''Is good! Real good!
324
00:23:41,397 --> 00:23:43,481
''Tastes good! Mighty good!
325
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,526
''Good for you! Good for me! ''
326
00:23:49,905 --> 00:23:50,905
Trim 'em!
327
00:23:54,368 --> 00:23:55,535
Toe-jam!
328
00:23:59,039 --> 00:24:00,373
Pop that blister!
329
00:24:09,550 --> 00:24:11,217
Jesus H. Christ!
330
00:24:14,763 --> 00:24:17,849
-Why is your footlocker unlocked?
-Sir, I don't know, sir!
331
00:24:17,933 --> 00:24:21,436
If there is one thing
in this world I hate...
332
00:24:21,729 --> 00:24:25,190
...it is an unlocked footlocker!
You know that, right?
333
00:24:26,066 --> 00:24:30,486
Without dickheads like you,
there'd be no thievery in the world!
334
00:24:31,488 --> 00:24:32,488
Get down!
335
00:24:37,077 --> 00:24:39,829
Now let's just see
if there's anything missing!
336
00:24:43,459 --> 00:24:44,876
Holy Jesus!
337
00:24:45,878 --> 00:24:47,295
What is that?
338
00:24:47,796 --> 00:24:49,714
What the fuck is that?
339
00:24:50,591 --> 00:24:52,383
What is that, Private Pyle?
340
00:24:52,426 --> 00:24:54,219
Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
341
00:24:56,388 --> 00:24:59,057
-Where did you get it?
-From the mess hall, sir!
342
00:24:59,433 --> 00:25:01,726
Is chow allowed in the barracks, Pyle?
343
00:25:02,770 --> 00:25:05,813
Are you allowed to eat
jelly doughnuts, Private?
344
00:25:06,774 --> 00:25:10,068
-Why not, Private?
-Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
345
00:25:10,236 --> 00:25:14,197
Because you are a disgusting fatbody,
Private Pyle!
346
00:25:15,449 --> 00:25:19,077
Then why did you hide a jelly doughnut
in your footlocker?
347
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,120
Because I was hungry, sir!
348
00:25:21,288 --> 00:25:23,289
Because you were hungry?
349
00:25:27,795 --> 00:25:29,337
Private Pyle...
350
00:25:29,547 --> 00:25:33,633
...has dishonored himself
and dishonored the platoon!
351
00:25:34,635 --> 00:25:37,929
I have tried to help him,
but I have failed!
352
00:25:38,639 --> 00:25:42,642
I have failed because
you have not helped me!
353
00:25:43,811 --> 00:25:45,103
You people...
354
00:25:45,229 --> 00:25:49,899
...have not given Private Pyle
the proper motivation!
355
00:25:51,986 --> 00:25:55,613
From now on,
whenever Private Pyle fucks up...
356
00:25:56,115 --> 00:25:58,074
...I will not punish him.
357
00:25:58,492 --> 00:26:00,702
I will punish all of you!
358
00:26:01,161 --> 00:26:03,288
And the way I see it, ladies...
359
00:26:03,414 --> 00:26:06,249
...you owe me for one jelly doughnut!
360
00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:08,334
Get on your faces!
361
00:26:10,796 --> 00:26:12,130
Open your mouth!
362
00:26:12,673 --> 00:26:14,799
They're paying for it, you eat it!
363
00:26:15,342 --> 00:26:17,594
Ready, exercise!
364
00:26:17,845 --> 00:26:20,513
''One, two, three, four!
365
00:26:20,639 --> 00:26:23,099
''I love the Marine Corps! ''
366
00:26:42,369 --> 00:26:44,370
You really look like shit today.
367
00:26:55,758 --> 00:26:57,425
Everybody hates me now.
368
00:27:01,055 --> 00:27:02,055
Even you.
369
00:27:05,893 --> 00:27:07,644
Nobody hates you, Leonard.
370
00:27:08,812 --> 00:27:12,398
You just keep making mistakes,
getting everybody in trouble.
371
00:27:16,403 --> 00:27:18,112
I can't do anything right.
372
00:27:21,492 --> 00:27:22,659
I need help.
373
00:27:26,830 --> 00:27:28,414
I'm trying to help you.
374
00:27:31,001 --> 00:27:32,377
I'm really trying.
375
00:27:35,256 --> 00:27:43,256
Tuck your shirt in.
376
00:29:33,874 --> 00:29:34,874
Do it.
377
00:29:46,053 --> 00:29:48,429
Remember, it's just a bad dream, fatboy.
378
00:30:36,854 --> 00:30:39,397
Do we love our beloved Corps, ladies?
379
00:30:39,899 --> 00:30:41,858
Semper fi, do or die!
380
00:30:41,942 --> 00:30:44,235
Gung ho, gung ho!
381
00:30:44,445 --> 00:30:46,571
What makes the grass grow?
382
00:30:46,864 --> 00:30:48,656
Blood, blood, blood.
383
00:30:48,908 --> 00:30:51,492
What do we do for a living, ladies?
384
00:30:51,827 --> 00:30:53,494
Kill, kill, kill!
385
00:30:53,662 --> 00:30:55,205
I can't hear you!
386
00:30:55,372 --> 00:30:57,081
Kill, kill, kill!
387
00:30:57,291 --> 00:31:00,084
Bullshit! I still can't hear you!
388
00:31:00,503 --> 00:31:02,170
Kill, kill, kill!
389
00:31:03,088 --> 00:31:05,924
Do any of you know
who Charles Whitman was?
390
00:31:08,427 --> 00:31:10,303
None of you dumbasses knows?
391
00:31:13,349 --> 00:31:17,727
Sir, he shot all those people
from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir!
392
00:31:17,978 --> 00:31:20,480
Charles Whitman killed 12 people...
393
00:31:20,564 --> 00:31:24,526
...from a 28-story observation tower
at the University of Texas...
394
00:31:25,319 --> 00:31:27,862
...from distances of up to 400 yards.
395
00:31:28,948 --> 00:31:31,241
Anybody know
who Lee Harvey Oswald was?
396
00:31:34,119 --> 00:31:35,870
Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir!
397
00:31:36,038 --> 00:31:38,706
And do you know how far away he was?
398
00:31:39,041 --> 00:31:42,585
Sir, it was far! From that
book suppository building, sir!
399
00:31:43,671 --> 00:31:44,879
Knock it off!
400
00:31:45,756 --> 00:31:47,298
250 feet!
401
00:31:47,842 --> 00:31:51,469
He was 250 feet away and shooting
at a moving target.
402
00:31:52,221 --> 00:31:53,763
He got off three rounds...
403
00:31:53,848 --> 00:31:57,183
...with an Italian bolt-action rifle
in six seconds...
404
00:31:57,935 --> 00:32:00,562
...and scored two hits,
including a head shot!
405
00:32:01,397 --> 00:32:02,772
Do any of you know where...
406
00:32:02,857 --> 00:32:05,149
...these individuals learned to shoot?
407
00:32:08,404 --> 00:32:10,280
Sir, in the Marines, sir!
408
00:32:10,447 --> 00:32:14,284
In the Marines! Outstanding!
Those individuals...
409
00:32:14,368 --> 00:32:17,662
...showed what one motivated Marine
and his rifle can do!
410
00:32:18,414 --> 00:32:20,915
Before you ladies leave my island...
411
00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:23,793
...you will all be able
to do the same thing!
412
00:32:24,628 --> 00:32:28,631
''Happy birthday to you
413
00:32:33,304 --> 00:32:38,016
''Happy birthday, dear Jesus''
414
00:32:44,565 --> 00:32:45,648
Today...
415
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,775
...is Christmas!
416
00:32:48,777 --> 00:32:52,614
There will be a magic show at 0930!
417
00:32:54,366 --> 00:32:57,327
Chaplain Charlie will tell you...
418
00:32:58,078 --> 00:33:01,664
...about how the free world
will conquer Communism...
419
00:33:02,791 --> 00:33:06,252
...with the aid of God and a few Marines!
420
00:33:08,047 --> 00:33:11,007
God has a hard-on for Marines...
421
00:33:12,092 --> 00:33:15,720
...because we kill everything we see!
422
00:33:16,931 --> 00:33:18,556
He plays His games...
423
00:33:19,517 --> 00:33:20,975
...we play ours!
424
00:33:22,394 --> 00:33:26,397
To show our appreciation
for so much power...
425
00:33:27,399 --> 00:33:29,567
...we keep heaven packed...
426
00:33:30,152 --> 00:33:32,028
...with fresh souls!
427
00:33:33,405 --> 00:33:36,824
God was here before the Marine Corps!
428
00:33:37,660 --> 00:33:40,119
So you can give your heart to Jesus...
429
00:33:40,829 --> 00:33:44,165
...but your ass belongs to the Corps!
430
00:33:44,792 --> 00:33:46,584
Do you ladies understand?
431
00:33:48,170 --> 00:33:49,754
I can't hear you!
432
00:33:57,638 --> 00:34:00,098
It's been swabbed and brushed.
433
00:34:02,309 --> 00:34:03,518
Everything...
434
00:34:04,979 --> 00:34:06,104
...is clean.
435
00:34:10,734 --> 00:34:11,818
Beautiful.
436
00:34:13,988 --> 00:34:16,239
So that it slides perfectly.
437
00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:20,159
Nice.
438
00:34:22,663 --> 00:34:24,163
Everything cleaned...
439
00:34:25,666 --> 00:34:26,666
...oiled.
440
00:34:29,587 --> 00:34:31,796
So that your action is beautiful.
441
00:34:36,427 --> 00:34:37,844
Smooth, Charlene.
442
00:35:00,910 --> 00:35:02,827
Leonard talks to his rifle.
443
00:35:14,715 --> 00:35:17,175
I don't think Leonard can hack it anymore.
444
00:35:19,053 --> 00:35:20,970
I think Leonard's a Section 8.
445
00:35:25,351 --> 00:35:26,809
It don't surprise me.
446
00:35:37,863 --> 00:35:40,448
I want to slip my tubesteak
into your sister.
447
00:35:44,203 --> 00:35:46,037
What will you take in trade?
448
00:35:48,582 --> 00:35:50,166
What do you got?
449
00:36:05,140 --> 00:36:06,391
Outstanding!
450
00:36:06,892 --> 00:36:09,561
We've finally found something you do well!
451
00:36:15,067 --> 00:36:17,026
What is your 6th general order?
452
00:36:17,111 --> 00:36:21,155
Sir, to receive, obey and pass on
to the sentry who relieves me...
453
00:36:22,241 --> 00:36:23,700
...all orders....
454
00:36:24,201 --> 00:36:25,910
Sir, the 6th general....
455
00:36:26,245 --> 00:36:28,580
The private does not know, sir!
456
00:36:28,664 --> 00:36:31,958
You slimy scumbag,
get down and give me 25!
457
00:36:38,507 --> 00:36:40,800
How many counts in that movement?
458
00:36:40,968 --> 00:36:42,177
Sir, four, sir!
459
00:36:42,261 --> 00:36:44,137
Why look down in the chamber?
460
00:36:44,305 --> 00:36:48,433
Sir, to be sure the inspecting officer
is not given a loaded weapon, sir!
461
00:36:48,642 --> 00:36:49,893
What's your 5th general order?
462
00:36:49,977 --> 00:36:53,980
Sir, to quit my post
only when properly relieved, sir!
463
00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:56,441
What's this weapon's name?
464
00:36:56,609 --> 00:36:59,444
Sir, the private's weapon's name
is Charlene, sir!
465
00:36:59,612 --> 00:37:02,447
Private, you are definitely
born again hard.
466
00:37:02,573 --> 00:37:06,159
I may even let you serve as a rifleman
in my beloved Corps.
467
00:37:10,915 --> 00:37:13,541
''I don't want no teenage queen!
468
00:37:16,462 --> 00:37:19,088
''I just want my M-14!
469
00:37:22,092 --> 00:37:24,719
''If I die in the combat zone
470
00:37:27,681 --> 00:37:30,099
''Box me up and ship me home!
471
00:37:33,229 --> 00:37:35,688
''Pin my medals upon my chest!
472
00:37:38,817 --> 00:37:41,277
''Tell my mom I've done my best! ''
473
00:37:45,574 --> 00:37:48,535
Graduation is only a few days away...
474
00:37:49,370 --> 00:37:53,206
...and the recruits of Platoon 3092
are salty.
475
00:37:54,124 --> 00:37:57,335
They are ready to eat their own guts
and ask for seconds.
476
00:37:58,629 --> 00:38:03,132
The instructors are proud to see us
growing beyond their control.
477
00:38:04,468 --> 00:38:06,928
The Marine Corps does not want robots.
478
00:38:08,055 --> 00:38:10,265
The Marine Corps wants killers.
479
00:38:11,141 --> 00:38:14,394
The Marine Corps wants to build
indestructible men.
480
00:38:15,104 --> 00:38:16,729
Men without fear.
481
00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:20,942
Today...
482
00:38:21,402 --> 00:38:24,279
...you people are no longer maggots.
483
00:38:25,990 --> 00:38:28,658
Today, you are Marines.
484
00:38:30,119 --> 00:38:31,995
You are part of a brotherhood.
485
00:38:33,122 --> 00:38:36,708
From now on, until the day you die...
486
00:38:37,543 --> 00:38:39,210
...wherever you are...
487
00:38:39,837 --> 00:38:42,172
...every Marine is your brother.
488
00:38:44,425 --> 00:38:46,801
Most of you will go to Vietnam.
489
00:38:47,761 --> 00:38:50,096
Some of you will not come back.
490
00:38:51,098 --> 00:38:52,849
But always remember this.:
491
00:38:53,517 --> 00:38:54,893
Marines die.
492
00:38:55,477 --> 00:38:57,270
That's what we're here for!
493
00:38:58,189 --> 00:39:00,648
But the Marine Corps lives forever.
494
00:39:01,525 --> 00:39:05,195
And that means you live forever!
495
00:39:11,911 --> 00:39:13,578
0300, Infantry.
496
00:39:15,539 --> 00:39:17,290
0300, Infantry.
497
00:39:19,418 --> 00:39:22,545
1800, Engineers.
You go out and find mines.
498
00:39:22,963 --> 00:39:23,963
Cowboy!
499
00:39:24,965 --> 00:39:26,716
0300, Infantry.
500
00:39:28,594 --> 00:39:30,220
0300, Infantry.
501
00:39:30,513 --> 00:39:31,513
Joker!
502
00:39:32,306 --> 00:39:33,389
4212...
503
00:39:33,474 --> 00:39:35,391
...Basic Military Journalism.
504
00:39:35,601 --> 00:39:37,268
You must be shitting me!
505
00:39:37,645 --> 00:39:39,395
You think you're Mickey Spillane?
506
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,689
You think you're some kind
of fucking writer?
507
00:39:41,774 --> 00:39:44,317
Sir, I wrote for
my high-school newspaper, sir!
508
00:39:44,401 --> 00:39:47,987
Christ, you're not a writer,
you're a killer!
509
00:39:48,113 --> 00:39:49,447
A killer, yes, sir!
510
00:39:49,532 --> 00:39:50,657
Gomer Pyle!
511
00:39:54,078 --> 00:39:57,956
You forget your fucking name?
0300, Infantry. You made it.
512
00:40:04,505 --> 00:40:06,422
Our last night on the island.
513
00:40:07,550 --> 00:40:08,925
I draw fire watch.
514
00:41:12,823 --> 00:41:14,949
Hi, Joker.
515
00:41:37,973 --> 00:41:39,307
Are those...
516
00:41:39,475 --> 00:41:40,767
...live rounds?
517
00:41:47,525 --> 00:41:50,527
7.62 millimeter.
518
00:41:52,988 --> 00:41:55,198
Full metal jacket.
519
00:42:07,211 --> 00:42:10,380
Leonard, if Hartman comes in here
and catches us...
520
00:42:12,091 --> 00:42:14,384
...we'll both be in a world of shit.
521
00:42:18,430 --> 00:42:19,681
I am...
522
00:42:22,017 --> 00:42:23,476
...in a world...
523
00:42:25,980 --> 00:42:27,355
...of shit!
524
00:42:31,735 --> 00:42:33,695
Left shoulder, hut!
525
00:42:35,573 --> 00:42:37,448
Right shoulder, hut!
526
00:42:40,119 --> 00:42:41,452
Lock and load.
527
00:42:46,166 --> 00:42:47,292
Order, hut!
528
00:42:50,337 --> 00:42:51,963
''This is my rifle!
529
00:42:52,298 --> 00:42:54,883
''There are many like it,
but this one is mine.''
530
00:42:59,763 --> 00:43:01,598
Get back in your bunks!
531
00:43:02,474 --> 00:43:04,559
What is this Mickey Mouse shit?
532
00:43:05,477 --> 00:43:09,564
What in the name of Jesus H. Christ
are you animals doing in my head?
533
00:43:09,940 --> 00:43:12,901
Why is Pyle out of his bunk
after lights out?
534
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:16,029
Why is Pyle holding that weapon?
535
00:43:16,405 --> 00:43:19,574
Why aren't you stomping
Private Pyle's guts out?
536
00:43:20,034 --> 00:43:22,994
Sir, it is the private's duty
to inform you...
537
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:27,081
...that Private Pyle has a full magazine
and has locked and loaded, sir!
538
00:43:35,633 --> 00:43:38,384
Now listen to me, Private Pyle...
539
00:43:39,512 --> 00:43:41,262
...and listen good.
540
00:43:42,723 --> 00:43:44,265
I want that weapon...
541
00:43:45,184 --> 00:43:46,726
...and I want it now!
542
00:43:48,687 --> 00:43:51,564
Place that rifle on the deck
at your feet...
543
00:43:52,816 --> 00:43:54,734
...and step back away from it.
544
00:44:02,993 --> 00:44:06,329
What is your major malfunction,
numb-nuts?
545
00:44:06,664 --> 00:44:10,834
Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you
enough attention when you were a child?
546
00:44:36,527 --> 00:44:37,777
Easy, Leonard.
547
00:44:42,116 --> 00:44:50,116
Go easy, man.
548
00:46:11,497 --> 00:46:12,830
Hey, baby.
549
00:46:13,415 --> 00:46:15,542
You got girlfriend Vietnam?
550
00:46:16,585 --> 00:46:18,127
Not just this minute.
551
00:46:19,421 --> 00:46:22,131
Well, baby, me so horny.
552
00:46:22,925 --> 00:46:24,342
Me so horny.
553
00:46:25,177 --> 00:46:27,011
Me love you long time.
554
00:46:28,305 --> 00:46:29,597
You party?
555
00:46:29,682 --> 00:46:31,224
Yeah, we might party.
556
00:46:32,059 --> 00:46:34,018
-How much?
-$15.
557
00:46:34,937 --> 00:46:36,312
$15 for both of us?
558
00:46:36,397 --> 00:46:38,314
No. Each you $15.
559
00:46:39,149 --> 00:46:41,067
Me love you long time.
560
00:46:41,277 --> 00:46:42,652
Me so horny.
561
00:46:44,113 --> 00:46:45,738
$15 too beaucoup.
562
00:46:46,574 --> 00:46:47,782
$5 each.
563
00:46:47,825 --> 00:46:49,325
Me suckee-suckee.
564
00:46:49,910 --> 00:46:51,661
Me love you too much.
565
00:46:53,956 --> 00:46:56,708
$5 is all my mom allows me to spend.
566
00:46:57,459 --> 00:46:59,627
Okay! $10 each.
567
00:47:00,629 --> 00:47:02,255
What do we get for $10?
568
00:47:03,174 --> 00:47:05,300
Everything you want.
569
00:47:06,177 --> 00:47:07,343
Everything?
570
00:47:10,347 --> 00:47:14,225
Buddy, you feel like spending some
of your hard-earned money?
571
00:47:16,854 --> 00:47:20,356
Half of these gook whores are officers
in the Viet Cong.
572
00:47:21,192 --> 00:47:22,859
The other half have TB.
573
00:47:23,819 --> 00:47:26,196
Be sure you only fuck
the ones who cough.
574
00:48:15,037 --> 00:48:17,497
That sucker really had some moves on him.
575
00:48:22,002 --> 00:48:24,712
You know what pisses me off
about these people?
576
00:48:26,632 --> 00:48:29,801
We're helping them
and they shit all over us.
577
00:48:30,261 --> 00:48:31,970
I just can't feature that.
578
00:48:32,388 --> 00:48:34,973
Don't take it too hard.
It's just business.
579
00:48:37,726 --> 00:48:40,436
I hate Da Nang.
I want to go out into the field.
580
00:48:41,272 --> 00:48:45,692
I'm here three months and all I do is take
handshake shots at award ceremonies.
581
00:48:46,235 --> 00:48:49,362
You'd get wasted the first day
and it would be my fault.
582
00:48:49,488 --> 00:48:51,781
A high-school girl could do my job.
583
00:48:51,949 --> 00:48:53,783
I want to get into the shit.
584
00:48:53,909 --> 00:48:55,618
I want some trigger time.
585
00:48:57,621 --> 00:49:02,083
If you get killed, your mom will find me
and beat the shit out of me.
586
00:49:03,127 --> 00:49:04,544
That's a negative.
587
00:49:08,174 --> 00:49:11,885
Let's keep it short and sweet.
Anybody got anything new?
588
00:49:14,597 --> 00:49:17,891
Rumor has it that the Tet ceasefire
will be cancelled.
589
00:49:18,601 --> 00:49:20,268
Rear echelon paranoia.
590
00:49:20,561 --> 00:49:24,522
Intelligence says Charlie might try
something big during Tet.
591
00:49:24,732 --> 00:49:27,233
They say the same thing every year.
592
00:49:27,443 --> 00:49:29,319
There's a lot of talk about it.
593
00:49:29,361 --> 00:49:31,279
Don't lose any sleep over it.
594
00:49:31,405 --> 00:49:35,241
The Tet holiday is like July Fourth,
Christmas and New Year in one.
595
00:49:35,743 --> 00:49:39,204
Every zipperhead in the North and South,
will bang gongs...
596
00:49:39,371 --> 00:49:41,331
...and bark at the moon.
597
00:49:43,417 --> 00:49:45,960
Ann-Margret and entourage
are due next week.
598
00:49:46,086 --> 00:49:49,172
I want someone to stick
with her for a few days.
599
00:49:49,256 --> 00:49:50,882
Rafterman, you take it.
600
00:49:52,134 --> 00:49:54,010
Get some good low-angle stuff.
601
00:49:54,053 --> 00:49:57,931
Don't be obvious, but I want to see fur
and early morning dew.
602
00:49:59,183 --> 00:50:04,270
''Diplomats in Dungarees. Marine
engineers rebuild Dong Phuc villages....''
603
00:50:04,522 --> 00:50:07,857
Chili, if we move Vietnamese,
they are evacuees.
604
00:50:08,067 --> 00:50:11,027
If they come to us to be evacuated,
they are refugees.
605
00:50:11,070 --> 00:50:12,987
I'll make a note of it, sir.
606
00:50:13,739 --> 00:50:16,366
''N.V.A. Soldier Deserts
After Reading Pamphlets.''
607
00:50:16,450 --> 00:50:20,453
''An N.V.A. regular, who realized
his side would lose...
608
00:50:20,538 --> 00:50:23,122
''...deserted after reading
Open Arms pamphlets.''
609
00:50:23,207 --> 00:50:26,543
That's good, Dave.
But why say, ''N.V.A. regular''?
610
00:50:26,919 --> 00:50:28,378
Is there an irregular?
611
00:50:28,420 --> 00:50:30,421
How about N.V.A. soldier?
612
00:50:30,756 --> 00:50:31,923
I'll fix it.
613
00:50:32,299 --> 00:50:37,470
''The Lawrence Welk Show'' will be on TV
in two weeks. Dave, do 100 words on it.
614
00:50:38,556 --> 00:50:40,265
''Not While We're Eating.''
615
00:50:40,432 --> 00:50:45,061
''N.V.A. learned not to interrupt meals of
Marines on a search-and-destroy mission.''
616
00:50:45,563 --> 00:50:49,440
We have a new directive from M.A.F.
on search and destroy.
617
00:50:49,942 --> 00:50:54,696
Substitute ''sweep and clear''
in place of ''search and destroy.''
618
00:50:54,738 --> 00:50:55,738
Got it?
619
00:50:55,906 --> 00:50:57,657
Got it. Very catchy.
620
00:50:58,617 --> 00:51:00,618
And, Joker, where's the weenie?
621
00:51:03,163 --> 00:51:06,666
The kill. The grunts
must have hit something.
622
00:51:07,418 --> 00:51:08,877
Didn't see them.
623
00:51:09,628 --> 00:51:12,589
I've told you,
we run two basic stories here.
624
00:51:13,257 --> 00:51:16,718
Grunts who buy toothbrushes
and deodorant for gooks:
625
00:51:16,886 --> 00:51:18,803
''Winning of Hearts And Minds.''
626
00:51:19,263 --> 00:51:22,473
And combat action resulting in a kill:
''Winning the War.''
627
00:51:23,058 --> 00:51:26,269
You must have seen blood trails,
drag marks?
628
00:51:27,062 --> 00:51:28,730
It was raining, sir.
629
00:51:29,106 --> 00:51:31,774
That's why God passed
the law of probability.
630
00:51:32,109 --> 00:51:34,944
Rewrite it with a happy ending,
say, one kill.
631
00:51:35,321 --> 00:51:37,572
A sapper or an officer. Which?
632
00:51:38,032 --> 00:51:39,449
Whichever you say.
633
00:51:39,825 --> 00:51:42,243
Grunts like reading about dead officers.
634
00:51:42,411 --> 00:51:44,787
Okay, an officer. How about a general?
635
00:51:47,499 --> 00:51:50,418
You'd like our guys to read
the paper and feel bad?
636
00:51:51,128 --> 00:51:54,464
In case you didn't know,
this is not a popular war.
637
00:51:54,548 --> 00:51:57,008
Our job is to report the news that the...
638
00:51:57,134 --> 00:51:59,594
...''why-are-we-here''
civilian newsmen ignore.
639
00:52:00,513 --> 00:52:03,264
Maybe you should go out
on some ops yourself.
640
00:52:04,350 --> 00:52:07,352
You could find more blood trails
and drag marks.
641
00:52:08,646 --> 00:52:12,315
I've had my ass in the grass.
Can't say I liked it much.
642
00:52:12,983 --> 00:52:15,443
Lots of bugs and too dangerous.
643
00:52:16,153 --> 00:52:18,988
My present duties keep me where I belong:
644
00:52:19,323 --> 00:52:21,032
In the rear with the gear.
645
00:52:29,250 --> 00:52:31,167
Tet. The Year of the Monkey.
646
00:52:32,253 --> 00:52:34,420
Vietnamese Lunar New Year's Eve.
647
00:52:35,548 --> 00:52:39,717
Down in Dogpatch, the gooks are
shooting off fireworks to celebrate.
648
00:52:49,353 --> 00:52:52,146
I am fucking bored to death, man.
649
00:52:53,607 --> 00:52:55,608
I have to get back in the shit.
650
00:52:56,193 --> 00:52:58,820
I ain't heard a shot fired
in anger in weeks.
651
00:53:00,155 --> 00:53:04,075
Joker's so tough, he'd eat the boogers
out of a dead man's nose...
652
00:53:05,327 --> 00:53:06,995
...then ask for seconds.
653
00:53:07,705 --> 00:53:09,205
Listen up, pilgrim.
654
00:53:09,957 --> 00:53:13,960
A day without blood is like
a day without sunshine!
655
00:53:16,213 --> 00:53:19,841
Joker thinks the bad bush is
between old mama-san's legs.
656
00:53:20,342 --> 00:53:22,343
He's never been in the shit.
657
00:53:22,553 --> 00:53:25,013
Hard to talk about. Like on Hastings.
658
00:53:25,347 --> 00:53:29,100
You weren't on Operation Hastings.
You weren't even in country.
659
00:53:29,226 --> 00:53:33,605
Eat shit and die, you fucking
Spanish-American poge!
660
00:53:34,023 --> 00:53:37,150
I was there! I was in the shit
with the grunts.
661
00:53:37,568 --> 00:53:41,029
Don't listen to Payback's bullshit,
Rafterman.
662
00:53:41,572 --> 00:53:44,449
Sometimes he thinks he's John Wayne.
663
00:53:45,576 --> 00:53:47,160
You listen to Joker.
664
00:53:47,369 --> 00:53:48,786
He knows ti ti.
665
00:53:49,038 --> 00:53:50,205
Very little.
666
00:53:50,789 --> 00:53:54,042
He's never been in the shit
'cause he ain't got the stare.
667
00:53:54,835 --> 00:53:56,461
The 1,000-yard stare.
668
00:53:57,421 --> 00:54:00,548
A Marine gets it after he's been
in the shit too long.
669
00:54:00,633 --> 00:54:03,927
It's like, it's like you've
really seen beyond.
670
00:54:05,137 --> 00:54:06,262
I got it.
671
00:54:06,555 --> 00:54:09,474
All field Marines got it.
And you'll have it, too.
672
00:54:10,184 --> 00:54:11,184
I will?
673
00:54:13,437 --> 00:54:16,689
How do you stop five blacks
from raping a white chick?
674
00:54:17,107 --> 00:54:18,316
Fuck you.
675
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,235
Throw them a basketball.
676
00:54:25,074 --> 00:54:26,074
Incoming.
677
00:54:28,786 --> 00:54:30,119
They're outgoing!
678
00:54:32,414 --> 00:54:34,624
-That ain't outgoing!
-That ain't outgoing!
679
00:54:34,708 --> 00:54:36,292
Now what'd I just say?
680
00:55:15,791 --> 00:55:18,084
I hope they're just fucking with us.
681
00:55:18,169 --> 00:55:20,086
I ain't ready for this shit.
682
00:56:14,266 --> 00:56:15,433
Cease fire!
683
00:56:26,070 --> 00:56:27,278
Cease fire!
684
00:56:39,083 --> 00:56:40,250
The enemy...
685
00:56:41,210 --> 00:56:43,044
...has very deceitfully...
686
00:56:43,879 --> 00:56:46,172
...taken advantage of the ceasefire...
687
00:56:46,924 --> 00:56:49,717
...to launch an offensive
all over the country.
688
00:56:50,636 --> 00:56:53,388
So far, we've had it pretty easy here.
689
00:56:54,431 --> 00:56:56,516
But we seem to be the exception.
690
00:56:57,434 --> 00:57:01,563
Charlie has hit every military target
in Vietnam and hit them hard.
691
00:57:02,356 --> 00:57:03,523
In Saigon...
692
00:57:03,899 --> 00:57:08,111
...the United States Embassy has been
overrun by suicide squads.
693
00:57:10,531 --> 00:57:13,324
Khe Sanh is standing by to be overrun.
694
00:57:15,327 --> 00:57:17,996
We have reports that a division of N.V.A....
695
00:57:18,122 --> 00:57:21,875
...has occupied all of the city of Hue
south of the Perfume River.
696
00:57:23,169 --> 00:57:26,296
In strategic terms,
Charlie's cut the country in half...
697
00:57:26,380 --> 00:57:29,090
...the civilian press are
wetting their pants...
698
00:57:29,300 --> 00:57:33,219
...and even Cronkite is going to say
the war is now unwinnable.
699
00:57:34,889 --> 00:57:36,264
In other words...
700
00:57:36,765 --> 00:57:40,643
...it's a huge shit sandwich
and we all have to take a bite.
701
00:57:46,567 --> 00:57:48,943
Does this mean Ann-Margret's
not coming?
702
00:57:55,409 --> 00:57:57,619
You go straight up to Phu Bai.
703
00:57:58,954 --> 00:58:01,039
Captain January will need you.
704
00:58:04,793 --> 00:58:06,920
And you take off that damn button.
705
00:58:07,963 --> 00:58:10,590
You can't get killed
wearing a peace symbol.
706
00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:15,094
Permission to go with Joker.
707
00:58:16,096 --> 00:58:17,263
Granted.
708
00:58:18,307 --> 00:58:20,683
Sir, permission not to take Rafterman.
709
00:58:21,393 --> 00:58:22,685
You still here?
710
00:58:23,646 --> 00:58:26,606
Vanish ricky-tick
and take Rafterman with you.
711
00:58:27,441 --> 00:58:29,234
You're responsible for him.
712
00:59:12,361 --> 00:59:13,862
Get some! Get some!
713
00:59:33,174 --> 00:59:34,424
Get some, baby!
714
00:59:44,643 --> 00:59:46,186
I've got you, mother!
715
00:59:51,609 --> 00:59:54,527
Anyone who runs is a VC.
716
00:59:55,321 --> 00:59:57,363
Anyone who stands still...
717
00:59:58,157 --> 01:00:00,200
...is a well-disciplined VC.
718
01:00:02,912 --> 01:00:05,872
You guys ought to do a story about me.
719
01:00:07,666 --> 01:00:10,376
Why should we do a story about you?
720
01:00:11,128 --> 01:00:12,921
'Cause I'm so fucking good!
721
01:00:13,422 --> 01:00:15,215
That ain't no shit neither.
722
01:00:15,758 --> 01:00:19,677
I've done got me 157 dead gooks killed.
723
01:00:20,387 --> 01:00:22,305
And 50 water buffaloes, too.
724
01:00:23,307 --> 01:00:24,933
Them are all certified.
725
01:00:26,268 --> 01:00:28,770
Any women or children?
726
01:00:29,647 --> 01:00:30,730
Sometimes.
727
01:00:32,316 --> 01:00:35,026
How can you kill women and children?
728
01:00:36,654 --> 01:00:37,570
Easy.
729
01:00:38,030 --> 01:00:40,114
You just don't lead them so much.
730
01:00:42,117 --> 01:00:43,409
Ain't war hell?
731
01:01:20,656 --> 01:01:22,699
We want to get in the shit.
732
01:01:22,908 --> 01:01:24,576
Down the road. Two-five.
733
01:01:24,660 --> 01:01:26,452
Outstanding! Thanks.
734
01:01:55,524 --> 01:01:58,318
We're looking for First Platoon,
Hotel two-five.
735
01:01:58,736 --> 01:02:00,320
I got a bro named Cowboy.
736
01:02:00,362 --> 01:02:01,821
You people one-one?
737
01:02:01,864 --> 01:02:04,699
No, sir. We're reporters
for ''Stars and Stripes.''
738
01:02:06,368 --> 01:02:08,369
I'm Cowboy's platoon commander.
739
01:02:08,621 --> 01:02:11,164
He's just down the road
in the platoon area.
740
01:02:11,373 --> 01:02:12,916
May we tag along, sir?
741
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,834
No problem. Welcome aboard.
742
01:02:15,377 --> 01:02:18,129
I'm Schinoski. Walter J. Schinoski.
743
01:02:18,839 --> 01:02:20,715
They call me Mr. Touchdown.
744
01:02:21,217 --> 01:02:23,259
I played ball for Notre Dame.
745
01:02:24,970 --> 01:02:26,971
You here to make Cowboy famous?
746
01:02:27,264 --> 01:02:28,723
Never happen, sir.
747
01:02:29,058 --> 01:02:32,602
If you came looking for a story,
this is your lucky day.
748
01:02:33,437 --> 01:02:36,189
We got Condition Red and we expect rain.
749
01:02:36,815 --> 01:02:39,275
Outstanding. We taking care of business?
750
01:02:39,693 --> 01:02:41,402
The N.V.A. are dug in deep.
751
01:02:41,445 --> 01:02:45,865
Hotel Company is working this side
of the river, house by house.
752
01:02:46,408 --> 01:02:50,745
Charles has his shit together,
but we're still getting some decent kills.
753
01:02:50,913 --> 01:02:54,624
We heard the N.V.A. executed
a lot of gook civilians.
754
01:02:55,459 --> 01:02:56,709
Affirmative.
755
01:02:57,086 --> 01:03:00,713
I saw bodies half a klick
this side of the canal.
756
01:03:01,048 --> 01:03:02,632
Can you show me where?
757
01:03:30,119 --> 01:03:32,370
The dead have been covered with lime.
758
01:03:34,456 --> 01:03:36,332
The dead know only one thing.:
759
01:03:37,793 --> 01:03:39,544
It is better to be alive.
760
01:03:50,890 --> 01:03:53,766
I make it 20.
Is that the official body count, sir?
761
01:03:54,351 --> 01:03:55,852
What outfit are you with?
762
01:03:55,936 --> 01:03:57,896
We're from ''Stars and Stripes.''
763
01:03:59,273 --> 01:04:02,275
I'm Sergeant Joker
and this photographer is Rafterman.
764
01:04:02,818 --> 01:04:05,153
I'm Lt. Cleves. Hartford, Connecticut.
765
01:04:05,321 --> 01:04:07,113
Have you got a body count, sir?
766
01:04:07,156 --> 01:04:08,156
Twenty.
767
01:04:08,699 --> 01:04:10,325
How did it happen, sir?
768
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:13,786
The N.V.A. came in
with a list of gook names:
769
01:04:15,039 --> 01:04:18,791
Government officials, policemen,
ARVN officers, teachers.
770
01:04:19,835 --> 01:04:24,172
They asked them, real polite, to report
the next day for political re-education.
771
01:04:25,841 --> 01:04:27,967
Everybody who turned up got shot.
772
01:04:28,260 --> 01:04:29,886
Some they buried alive.
773
01:04:35,935 --> 01:04:38,311
What is that button on your body armor?
774
01:04:39,021 --> 01:04:40,230
A peace symbol, sir.
775
01:04:40,314 --> 01:04:42,941
-Where did you get it?
-I don't remember, sir.
776
01:04:43,359 --> 01:04:45,318
What is written on your helmet?
777
01:04:45,361 --> 01:04:46,861
''Born to Kill,'' sir.
778
01:04:46,987 --> 01:04:50,114
You put ''Born to Kill'' on your helmet
and wear a peace button.
779
01:04:50,199 --> 01:04:52,158
Is that some kind of sick joke?
780
01:04:53,369 --> 01:04:55,078
Well, what does it mean?
781
01:04:55,454 --> 01:04:58,373
-I don't know, sir.
-You don't know very much.
782
01:04:58,457 --> 01:05:02,001
Get your head and your ass wired together
or I will shit on you!
783
01:05:02,753 --> 01:05:05,839
Answer my question
or you'll stand tall before the Man.
784
01:05:06,507 --> 01:05:09,509
I was referring to the duality of man, sir.
785
01:05:10,386 --> 01:05:12,846
The duality of man.
The Jungian thing, sir.
786
01:05:14,431 --> 01:05:16,516
-Whose side are you on?
-Our side, sir.
787
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:18,560
-Don't you love your country?
-Yes, sir.
788
01:05:18,602 --> 01:05:22,605
Then get with the program. Jump on
the team and come in for the big win.
789
01:05:24,066 --> 01:05:28,111
I ask that my Marines obey my orders
as they would the word of God.
790
01:05:28,821 --> 01:05:31,906
We are helping the Vietnamese,
because inside every gook...
791
01:05:31,991 --> 01:05:34,200
...is an American trying to get out.
792
01:05:34,869 --> 01:05:36,661
It's a hardball world, son.
793
01:05:36,745 --> 01:05:39,956
We must keep our heads
until this peace craze blows over.
794
01:05:53,262 --> 01:05:55,722
We're looking for First Platoon,
Hotel two-five.
795
01:05:55,764 --> 01:05:57,140
Around the back.
796
01:06:06,275 --> 01:06:08,276
-First Platoon?
-Through there.
797
01:06:33,010 --> 01:06:34,385
Hey, Lone Ranger.
798
01:06:39,183 --> 01:06:40,266
Holy shit!
799
01:06:47,942 --> 01:06:52,070
I hoped I'd never see you again,
you piece of shit!
800
01:06:53,405 --> 01:06:54,781
What's happening?
801
01:06:55,115 --> 01:06:59,035
Just waiting to get back
to the land of the big PX.
802
01:06:59,161 --> 01:07:00,495
Why go back?
803
01:07:00,829 --> 01:07:02,330
Here or there, samey-same.
804
01:07:02,414 --> 01:07:04,290
-Been getting any?
-Only your sister.
805
01:07:04,333 --> 01:07:07,794
Better my sister than my mom,
though my mom's not bad.
806
01:07:09,171 --> 01:07:10,880
Hey, you hogs, listen up!
807
01:07:11,882 --> 01:07:14,968
This is my bro, Joker, from the island.
And this is....
808
01:07:17,346 --> 01:07:20,181
They're from ''Stars and Stripes.''
You'll be famous.
809
01:07:21,809 --> 01:07:25,520
We're the Lusthog squad.
We're lifetakers and heartbreakers.
810
01:07:26,564 --> 01:07:29,274
We shoot holes in them
and fill them with lead.
811
01:07:34,572 --> 01:07:36,322
Are you a photographer?
812
01:07:38,868 --> 01:07:40,702
I'm a combat correspondent.
813
01:07:42,329 --> 01:07:44,247
You seen much combat?
814
01:07:47,501 --> 01:07:49,669
I've seen a little on TV.
815
01:07:54,216 --> 01:07:56,050
You're a real comedian.
816
01:07:58,220 --> 01:08:00,138
Well, they call me the Joker.
817
01:08:02,266 --> 01:08:04,225
Well, I've got a joke for you.
818
01:08:04,935 --> 01:08:07,228
I'm going to tear you a new asshole.
819
01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:12,775
Well, pilgrim...
820
01:08:13,444 --> 01:08:17,822
...only after you eat the peanuts
out of my shit!
821
01:08:24,246 --> 01:08:25,622
You talk the talk.
822
01:08:27,249 --> 01:08:28,875
Do you walk the walk?
823
01:08:34,507 --> 01:08:36,299
You might not believe it...
824
01:08:36,425 --> 01:08:40,428
...but under fire, Animal Mother
is a truly fine human being.
825
01:08:41,597 --> 01:08:44,807
He just needs grenades thrown
at him the rest of his life.
826
01:08:53,776 --> 01:08:57,237
Jungle bunny. Thank God
for the sickle cell, huh?
827
01:08:58,239 --> 01:08:59,447
Yeah, Mother.
828
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:02,575
Hey, photographer!
829
01:09:04,495 --> 01:09:06,329
Want to take a good picture?
830
01:09:09,625 --> 01:09:10,750
Take this.
831
01:09:20,010 --> 01:09:21,678
This...is my bro.
832
01:09:32,398 --> 01:09:33,815
This is his party.
833
01:09:34,692 --> 01:09:36,401
He's the guest of honor.
834
01:09:37,778 --> 01:09:39,612
Today is his birthday.
835
01:09:40,990 --> 01:09:42,866
Happy birthday, zipperhead!
836
01:09:44,827 --> 01:09:46,744
I will never forget this day.
837
01:09:47,538 --> 01:09:51,416
The day I came to Hue city
and fought one million N.V.A. gooks.
838
01:09:53,169 --> 01:09:55,670
I really love the little Commie bastards.
839
01:09:57,006 --> 01:10:00,466
These enemy grunts are as hard
as slant-eyed drill instructors.
840
01:10:02,178 --> 01:10:04,304
These are great days we're living!
841
01:10:06,307 --> 01:10:09,350
We are jolly green giants,
walking the earth with guns.
842
01:10:11,145 --> 01:10:13,313
These people we wasted here today...
843
01:10:13,939 --> 01:10:16,482
...are the finest people we will ever know.
844
01:10:18,777 --> 01:10:26,777
Once we rotate back to the world, we'll
miss not having anyone worth shooting.
845
01:11:59,753 --> 01:12:02,380
Delta 6 Actual, this is Murphy. Over.
846
01:12:11,974 --> 01:12:14,684
We are receiving incoming fire
from the ville.
847
01:12:15,102 --> 01:12:16,811
The lieutenant is down.
848
01:12:16,937 --> 01:12:19,564
We'll stop and check out
what's in front of us.
849
01:12:25,279 --> 01:12:27,405
Okay, Lusthog squad, listen up!
850
01:12:28,490 --> 01:12:30,408
We'll move up these two roads.
851
01:12:30,451 --> 01:12:32,619
I want the third team up this road.
852
01:12:33,287 --> 01:12:36,247
First and second team behind me
up this other road.
853
01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:45,625
Let's go! Let's get it done!
854
01:17:07,728 --> 01:17:10,605
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
855
01:17:10,940 --> 01:17:13,942
Start the cameras.
This is ''Vietnam: The Movie''!
856
01:17:14,235 --> 01:17:16,361
If Joker is John Wayne, I'm a horse!
857
01:17:16,445 --> 01:17:19,239
-T.H.E. Rock can be a rock!
-I'll be Ann-Margret!
858
01:17:19,323 --> 01:17:21,324
Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo!
859
01:17:21,408 --> 01:17:24,035
-I'll be General Custer!
-Who'll be the Indian?
860
01:17:24,119 --> 01:17:26,663
We'll let the gooks play the Indians!
861
01:18:05,286 --> 01:18:06,870
You're going home now.
862
01:18:11,292 --> 01:18:12,375
Semper fi.
863
01:18:16,088 --> 01:18:17,755
We're mean Marines, sir.
864
01:18:22,052 --> 01:18:23,303
Go easy, bros.
865
01:18:28,309 --> 01:18:29,767
Better you than me.
866
01:18:34,106 --> 01:18:36,274
At least they died for a good cause.
867
01:18:37,568 --> 01:18:39,068
What cause was that?
868
01:18:41,363 --> 01:18:42,363
Freedom.
869
01:18:43,699 --> 01:18:45,825
Flush out your head gear, New Guy.
870
01:18:48,412 --> 01:18:50,663
You think we waste gooks for freedom?
871
01:18:52,208 --> 01:18:54,000
This is a slaughter.
872
01:18:55,711 --> 01:18:58,296
If I get my balls blown off for a word...
873
01:19:00,382 --> 01:19:02,217
...my word is ''poontang.''
874
01:19:06,013 --> 01:19:07,805
Tough break for Hand Job.
875
01:19:09,683 --> 01:19:12,268
He was set to get shipped out
on a medical.
876
01:19:14,647 --> 01:19:16,314
What was wrong with him?
877
01:19:18,817 --> 01:19:21,069
He was jerking off ten times a day.
878
01:19:23,447 --> 01:19:26,157
It's no shit. At least ten times a day.
879
01:19:28,702 --> 01:19:33,081
Last week he was sent to Da Nang
to see the Navy head shrinker.
880
01:19:34,542 --> 01:19:37,627
The crazy fucker jerks off
in the waiting room.
881
01:19:39,129 --> 01:19:40,797
Instant Section 8.
882
01:19:42,466 --> 01:19:45,176
He was waiting for his papers
to clear division.
883
01:19:48,389 --> 01:19:49,389
Ready?
884
01:19:49,682 --> 01:19:50,723
Turnover.
885
01:19:52,810 --> 01:19:55,019
Hue city interviews. Roll 34.
886
01:19:59,149 --> 01:20:02,443
This is a major city,
so we have to assault with...
887
01:20:03,362 --> 01:20:05,280
...tanks in the streets.
888
01:20:05,656 --> 01:20:07,574
They send us in first squad...
889
01:20:07,658 --> 01:20:10,493
...to make sure there are no little, uh...
890
01:20:12,496 --> 01:20:15,540
...Vietnamese waiting with B-40 rockets
to blow the tanks away.
891
01:20:15,624 --> 01:20:20,253
So we roll the tanks in and basically,
blow the place to hell.
892
01:20:21,672 --> 01:20:24,132
When we're in Hue, in Hue city...
893
01:20:25,342 --> 01:20:27,260
...it's like a war, you know.
894
01:20:29,513 --> 01:20:33,141
Like what I thought about, what I
thought a war was supposed to be.
895
01:20:36,395 --> 01:20:38,313
There's the enemy, kill them.
896
01:20:39,148 --> 01:20:41,816
There's no question about it.
We're the best.
897
01:20:42,401 --> 01:20:46,779
It's bullshit about Air Cav. When
the shit hits the fan, who do they call?
898
01:20:47,031 --> 01:20:49,699
They call Mother Green
and her killing machine!
899
01:20:50,701 --> 01:20:52,994
Do I think America belongs in Vietnam?
900
01:20:54,205 --> 01:20:57,290
I don't know. I belong in Vietnam,
I'll tell you that.
901
01:20:58,459 --> 01:20:59,918
Can I quote L.B.J.?
902
01:21:02,087 --> 01:21:03,838
''I will not send...
903
01:21:04,215 --> 01:21:08,176
''...American boys 10,000 miles
around the world...
904
01:21:08,260 --> 01:21:11,513
''...to do a job Asian boys
should be doing for themselves.''
905
01:21:14,308 --> 01:21:15,892
Personally, I think...
906
01:21:16,602 --> 01:21:19,229
...they don't want to be involved
in this war.
907
01:21:20,022 --> 01:21:21,648
I think they sort of...
908
01:21:23,108 --> 01:21:27,445
...took away our freedom and gave it
to the gooks. They don't want it.
909
01:21:28,489 --> 01:21:30,573
They'd rather be alive than free.
910
01:21:30,741 --> 01:21:32,325
Poor dumb bastards.
911
01:21:33,911 --> 01:21:36,871
The ones I'm fighting at are some pretty...
912
01:21:37,665 --> 01:21:40,124
...pretty bad boys. I'm not real, uh....
913
01:21:41,752 --> 01:21:43,378
I'm not real keen on...
914
01:21:44,046 --> 01:21:47,215
...these fellows that are supposedly
on our side.
915
01:21:48,384 --> 01:21:50,760
I keep meeting them
coming the other way.
916
01:21:54,932 --> 01:21:58,476
We get killed for these people
and they don't even appreciate it.
917
01:22:00,145 --> 01:22:01,938
They think it's a big joke.
918
01:22:02,690 --> 01:22:04,065
If you ask me...
919
01:22:05,109 --> 01:22:07,235
...we're shooting the wrong gooks.
920
01:22:07,611 --> 01:22:10,572
It depends. I'm here
to take combat photos.
921
01:22:11,407 --> 01:22:14,367
But if the shit gets too thick,
I'll go to the rifle.
922
01:22:15,953 --> 01:22:18,830
What do I think of America’s involvement
in the war?
923
01:22:18,914 --> 01:22:20,498
I think we should win.
924
01:22:21,292 --> 01:22:22,584
I hate Vietnam.
925
01:22:23,419 --> 01:22:26,921
There's not one horse
in the whole country.
926
01:22:27,965 --> 01:22:30,425
There's something wrong with that.
927
01:22:32,094 --> 01:22:34,095
If they'd send us more guys maybe...
928
01:22:34,180 --> 01:22:37,432
...and bomb the hell out of the North,
they might give up.
929
01:22:38,851 --> 01:22:41,269
I wanted to see exotic Vietnam...
930
01:22:41,812 --> 01:22:43,771
...the jewel of Southeast Asia.
931
01:22:44,440 --> 01:22:45,648
I wanted to meet...
932
01:22:45,733 --> 01:22:49,110
...interesting people of an ancient culture
and kill them.
933
01:22:51,280 --> 01:22:55,158
I wanted to be the first kid on my block
to get a confirmed kill.
934
01:23:20,309 --> 01:23:22,560
'Morning, little schoolgirl.
935
01:23:23,187 --> 01:23:25,230
I'm a little schoolboy, too.
936
01:23:27,858 --> 01:23:30,985
-What you got there?
-Do you want No. 1 fuckee?
937
01:23:32,446 --> 01:23:35,031
Any of you boys want
No. 1 fuckee?
938
01:23:35,407 --> 01:23:37,700
I'm so horny I can't even get
a piece of hand!
939
01:23:37,785 --> 01:23:38,785
Me want suckee.
940
01:23:38,869 --> 01:23:43,706
Suckee, fuckee, she give you everything
you want. Long time.
941
01:23:44,041 --> 01:23:46,626
Everything you want! All right!
942
01:23:46,877 --> 01:23:48,044
How much, chief?
943
01:23:48,128 --> 01:23:49,379
$15 each.
944
01:23:52,716 --> 01:23:54,717
$15 beaucoup money.
945
01:23:55,594 --> 01:23:56,636
$5 each.
946
01:23:57,137 --> 01:23:58,930
Come on, she love you good.
947
01:23:59,056 --> 01:24:01,266
Boom-boom long time. $10.
948
01:24:01,517 --> 01:24:02,392
$5.
949
01:24:02,560 --> 01:24:03,810
No, $10.
950
01:24:04,228 --> 01:24:06,187
Trade you some ARVN rifles.
951
01:24:06,480 --> 01:24:08,857
Never been fired and only dropped once.
952
01:24:10,359 --> 01:24:11,985
Okay, $5. You give me.
953
01:24:15,990 --> 01:24:17,532
Let's get mounted.
954
01:24:22,621 --> 01:24:24,247
Something wrong, chief?
955
01:24:24,415 --> 01:24:26,416
She says no boom-boom with you.
956
01:24:26,584 --> 01:24:28,084
What the motherfuck?
957
01:24:28,335 --> 01:24:30,503
She says soul brother too beaucoup.
958
01:24:32,590 --> 01:24:36,259
He's saying you black boys
pack too much meat!
959
01:24:43,434 --> 01:24:46,769
She looks like she could suck
the chrome off a trailer hitch.
960
01:24:47,354 --> 01:24:49,564
She say too beaucoup. Too beaucoup.
961
01:24:50,441 --> 01:24:51,774
Excuse me, ma'am.
962
01:24:52,943 --> 01:24:56,529
What we have here is a magnificent...
963
01:24:56,614 --> 01:24:59,324
...specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake.
964
01:24:59,950 --> 01:25:02,076
But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup.
965
01:25:03,370 --> 01:25:04,704
Okay. Okay.
966
01:25:11,629 --> 01:25:14,047
-We need a batting order.
-I'm going first.
967
01:25:14,131 --> 01:25:17,425
Back off, white bread.
Don't get between a dog and his meat.
968
01:25:17,676 --> 01:25:21,012
All fucking niggers must fucking hang.
969
01:25:24,433 --> 01:25:27,727
Hey, I won't be long.
I'll skip the foreplay.
970
01:25:28,687 --> 01:25:31,189
-I don't want it after you, man!
-Fuck you!
971
01:26:04,223 --> 01:26:06,558
Intelligence passed the word down...
972
01:26:06,725 --> 01:26:10,311
...that during the night the N. V.A.
pulled out of our area...
973
01:26:10,396 --> 01:26:12,856
...to positions across the Perfume River.
974
01:26:13,566 --> 01:26:17,318
Our squad is sent on patrol
to check out the report.
975
01:26:49,476 --> 01:26:52,187
Face outboard and take cover! Do it!
976
01:27:15,794 --> 01:27:17,545
He ain't going to make it.
977
01:27:28,807 --> 01:27:31,059
Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy.
978
01:27:33,521 --> 01:27:35,897
Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy.
979
01:27:39,568 --> 01:27:41,194
Murph, this is Cowboy.
980
01:27:41,779 --> 01:27:44,072
Crazy's hit. Booby trap.
981
01:27:46,283 --> 01:27:47,242
Wait one.
982
01:27:50,287 --> 01:27:55,166
You're senior NCO. Take charge
and continue with the patrol.
983
01:27:55,459 --> 01:27:57,752
Call in at the next checkpoint. Over.
984
01:27:58,170 --> 01:27:59,754
Roger. Understand.
985
01:28:07,304 --> 01:28:08,763
I'm squad leader.
986
01:28:12,101 --> 01:28:14,269
I'll follow you anywhere, scumbag.
987
01:28:17,940 --> 01:28:19,023
He's dead.
988
01:29:08,824 --> 01:29:09,908
What's up?
989
01:29:10,492 --> 01:29:12,952
We made a mistake at the last checkpoint.
990
01:29:13,913 --> 01:29:15,580
See what you think.
991
01:29:18,501 --> 01:29:20,460
I think we're here...
992
01:29:22,046 --> 01:29:24,047
...and we should be here.
993
01:29:26,550 --> 01:29:27,675
We're here?
994
01:29:28,928 --> 01:29:30,303
We should be here?
995
01:29:45,277 --> 01:29:46,653
What do you think?
996
01:29:48,572 --> 01:29:50,740
I think we should change direction.
997
01:30:07,550 --> 01:30:09,175
We'll change direction.
998
01:30:20,145 --> 01:30:21,187
What's up?
999
01:30:21,981 --> 01:30:23,481
Change in direction.
1000
01:30:24,650 --> 01:30:25,859
Are we lost?
1001
01:30:25,985 --> 01:30:27,944
Joker, shut the fuck up!
1002
01:30:29,405 --> 01:30:30,864
Okay, listen up!
1003
01:30:31,699 --> 01:30:33,032
Can you hear me?
1004
01:30:33,951 --> 01:30:35,702
We're changing direction.
1005
01:30:35,953 --> 01:30:37,787
We're heading over that way.
1006
01:30:37,913 --> 01:30:40,331
Eightball's going to find a way through.
1007
01:30:41,584 --> 01:30:42,584
Got it?
1008
01:30:44,628 --> 01:30:46,629
Eightball, let's dance.
1009
01:30:48,257 --> 01:30:50,258
Put a nigger behind the trigger.
1010
01:32:08,879 --> 01:32:10,171
Cease fire!
1011
01:32:10,464 --> 01:32:12,131
Cease fire, goddamn it!
1012
01:32:12,466 --> 01:32:14,801
Cool it, goddamn it! Cease fire!
1013
01:32:18,264 --> 01:32:22,100
Listen up! Did anybody see a sniper?
Did anybody see anything?
1014
01:32:24,353 --> 01:32:25,478
Negative!
1015
01:32:25,563 --> 01:32:28,398
Save your ammo!
Nobody fire till I tell you!
1016
01:32:31,777 --> 01:32:33,987
No! Cease fire! Cease fire!
1017
01:32:34,405 --> 01:32:35,947
Animal, cease fire!
1018
01:32:36,240 --> 01:32:37,907
It's Sergeant Murphy.
1019
01:32:38,617 --> 01:32:40,118
Cowboy. Over.
1020
01:32:40,202 --> 01:32:43,371
Murphy. What is your present position?
Over.
1021
01:32:43,873 --> 01:32:45,957
Receiving enemy sniper fire.
1022
01:32:46,375 --> 01:32:47,667
Eightball is down.
1023
01:32:47,751 --> 01:32:50,587
We're half a klick north
of checkpoint No. 4.
1024
01:32:50,880 --> 01:32:54,382
Possible strong enemy forces in front of us.
1025
01:32:54,717 --> 01:32:57,218
Request immediate tank support. Over.
1026
01:32:58,596 --> 01:33:00,221
Roger. Understand.
1027
01:33:00,306 --> 01:33:02,557
I'll see what I can do. Over.
1028
01:33:05,436 --> 01:33:06,561
Stay close.
1029
01:33:08,439 --> 01:33:12,192
Listen up! I think we're being
set up for an ambush.
1030
01:33:12,651 --> 01:33:15,987
There may be strong enemy forces
in those buildings.
1031
01:33:16,405 --> 01:33:18,364
I've requested tank support.
1032
01:33:18,449 --> 01:33:19,866
We'll sit tight...
1033
01:33:20,242 --> 01:33:23,119
...but keep our eyes open.
If they hit us...
1034
01:33:23,287 --> 01:33:25,288
...we'll have to pull back fast.
1035
01:33:26,790 --> 01:33:29,542
Goddamn it! Cease your fire, Mother!
1036
01:33:29,793 --> 01:33:31,461
Cease your fucking fire!
1037
01:33:32,463 --> 01:33:33,880
We can't leave him!
1038
01:33:33,923 --> 01:33:36,591
We'll get him when the tank comes up.
1039
01:33:36,717 --> 01:33:39,135
He's hit three times! He can't wait!
1040
01:33:39,595 --> 01:33:44,182
That sniper's just trying
to suck us in one at a time.
1041
01:33:47,144 --> 01:33:49,187
Goddamn it! No!
1042
01:33:50,314 --> 01:33:51,940
Goddamn it, cease fire!
1043
01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:55,443
Fuck this shit!
I'm going in to bring him out!
1044
01:33:55,528 --> 01:33:58,029
Sit the fuck down, goddamn it!
1045
01:34:14,880 --> 01:34:17,340
Okay, cease fire! He's there!
1046
01:34:33,190 --> 01:34:34,649
Hold your fire!
1047
01:34:34,859 --> 01:34:36,192
Hold your fire!
1048
01:34:37,111 --> 01:34:39,445
You can't see the sniper!
1049
01:34:39,822 --> 01:34:43,283
Save the ammo! Nobody fire
till I tell you! Nobody!
1050
01:34:49,623 --> 01:34:50,957
Hold your fire!
1051
01:34:52,126 --> 01:34:53,918
What the fuck do we do now?
1052
01:34:55,838 --> 01:34:57,630
Give me that fucking radio.
1053
01:35:02,052 --> 01:35:03,970
Murph? This is Cowboy. Over.
1054
01:35:06,557 --> 01:35:10,852
We're in deep shit. Two men down.
What's the story on the tank? Over.
1055
01:35:12,980 --> 01:35:14,147
Sorry, Cowboy.
1056
01:35:14,190 --> 01:35:16,149
No luck so far with the tank.
1057
01:35:16,358 --> 01:35:18,109
Will advise. Over.
1058
01:35:22,281 --> 01:35:23,948
Numb-nut bastards.
1059
01:35:24,700 --> 01:35:26,075
Okay, listen up!
1060
01:35:28,704 --> 01:35:30,413
Can't wait for the tank.
1061
01:35:30,998 --> 01:35:32,916
They're going to hit us any minute.
1062
01:35:33,000 --> 01:35:35,084
When they do, we won't have time.
1063
01:35:35,377 --> 01:35:37,921
We have to pull out now. Get ready.
1064
01:35:39,465 --> 01:35:40,840
Wait! Hold it!
1065
01:35:41,300 --> 01:35:42,842
Nobody's pulling out!
1066
01:35:43,135 --> 01:35:45,136
There's only one fucking sniper!
1067
01:35:45,221 --> 01:35:46,221
Back off!
1068
01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:49,474
I'm calling the plays and I say we pull out!
1069
01:35:49,683 --> 01:35:51,559
What about Doc Jay and Eightball?
1070
01:35:51,644 --> 01:35:55,355
It's shitty, but we can't refuse
to accept the situation.
1071
01:35:55,564 --> 01:35:58,024
We're not leaving them out there!
1072
01:35:58,150 --> 01:35:59,817
They're wasted!
1073
01:36:00,236 --> 01:36:01,528
You know that!
1074
01:36:01,946 --> 01:36:04,113
Come on, we gotta bring them back.
1075
01:36:04,323 --> 01:36:05,573
Let's do it!
1076
01:36:05,824 --> 01:36:07,951
Stand down! That's a direct order.
1077
01:36:12,248 --> 01:36:15,166
Fuck you, Cowboy!
Fuck all you assholes!
1078
01:36:18,504 --> 01:36:19,587
Goddamn it!
1079
01:36:19,672 --> 01:36:21,339
Fucking son of a bitch!
1080
01:36:21,757 --> 01:36:23,341
You motherfucker!
1081
01:36:44,655 --> 01:36:46,114
Where's the sniper?
1082
01:36:49,618 --> 01:36:51,953
Doc, where's the sniper?
1083
01:37:01,422 --> 01:37:02,338
Shit!
1084
01:37:04,758 --> 01:37:06,467
Shit! Fuck!
1085
01:37:59,980 --> 01:38:02,440
Doc Jay and Eightball are wasted!
1086
01:38:04,151 --> 01:38:06,402
There's only one sniper!
1087
01:38:07,988 --> 01:38:10,823
Move up the squad!
You're clear up to here!
1088
01:38:16,705 --> 01:38:18,206
Son of a bitch.
1089
01:38:26,382 --> 01:38:30,218
No-Doze, Stutten, Donlon, Rock,
come with me. We'll take a look.
1090
01:38:31,011 --> 01:38:33,263
You stay put and cover our ass!
1091
01:38:33,639 --> 01:38:35,640
We may come back in a big hurry!
1092
01:38:37,434 --> 01:38:39,686
-I'm going with you.
-I'm coming, too.
1093
01:38:41,772 --> 01:38:42,772
All set?
1094
01:38:43,524 --> 01:38:44,482
Let's move!
1095
01:39:25,816 --> 01:39:28,109
Top of the building, round the corner.
1096
01:39:48,005 --> 01:39:49,756
Give me that radio.
1097
01:39:53,344 --> 01:39:54,928
This is Cowboy. Over.
1098
01:40:06,148 --> 01:40:09,359
Holy shit! The sniper has a clean shot
through the hole!
1099
01:40:23,791 --> 01:40:25,124
That son of a bitch!
1100
01:40:25,167 --> 01:40:26,626
You'll be all right.
1101
01:40:26,710 --> 01:40:29,045
Don't shit me, Joker!
1102
01:40:30,548 --> 01:40:32,841
I'm not. You're my favorite turd.
1103
01:40:40,683 --> 01:40:42,308
Hang on, man! Hang on!
1104
01:40:46,522 --> 01:40:47,814
I can hack it.
1105
01:40:55,656 --> 01:40:57,115
I can hack it.
1106
01:41:55,174 --> 01:41:56,883
Let's go get some payback.
1107
01:42:03,682 --> 01:42:04,641
Okay.
1108
01:42:20,533 --> 01:42:22,242
Watch that fucking hole.
1109
01:42:23,869 --> 01:42:25,370
Give them some smoke.
1110
01:42:41,720 --> 01:42:42,887
Ready?
1111
01:43:24,430 --> 01:43:27,140
Donlon, Rock, that way.
You two, with me.
1112
01:43:33,272 --> 01:43:41,272
Joker, in there! New Guy!
1113
01:45:39,982 --> 01:45:42,400
We got the sniper!
1114
01:46:20,439 --> 01:46:21,564
What's up?
1115
01:46:23,526 --> 01:46:25,068
We got the sniper.
1116
01:46:38,249 --> 01:46:39,749
I saved Joker's ass.
1117
01:46:40,334 --> 01:46:41,668
I got the sniper.
1118
01:46:42,461 --> 01:46:44,587
I fucking blew her away!
1119
01:46:45,923 --> 01:46:47,632
Am I bad?
1120
01:46:48,425 --> 01:46:51,344
Am I a life-taker?
Am I a heartbreaker?
1121
01:47:10,030 --> 01:47:11,447
What's she saying?
1122
01:47:15,744 --> 01:47:16,995
She's praying.
1123
01:47:21,584 --> 01:47:23,793
No more boom-boom for this baby-san.
1124
01:47:27,798 --> 01:47:29,924
There's nothing we can do for her.
1125
01:47:31,969 --> 01:47:33,344
She's dead meat.
1126
01:47:40,978 --> 01:47:42,979
Let's get the fuck out of here.
1127
01:47:47,693 --> 01:47:49,027
What about her?
1128
01:47:53,365 --> 01:47:54,449
Fuck her.
1129
01:47:56,327 --> 01:47:57,493
Let her rot.
1130
01:48:14,470 --> 01:48:16,387
We can't just leave her here.
1131
01:48:19,892 --> 01:48:21,184
Hey, asshole...
1132
01:48:22,269 --> 01:48:23,728
...Cowboy's wasted.
1133
01:48:25,064 --> 01:48:26,898
You're fresh out of friends.
1134
01:48:28,734 --> 01:48:30,527
I'm running this squad now.
1135
01:48:30,694 --> 01:48:33,738
And I say we leave the gook
for the mother-loving rats.
1136
01:48:38,702 --> 01:48:40,787
I'm not trying to run this squad.
1137
01:48:43,874 --> 01:48:46,501
I'm just saying we can't leave her like this.
1138
01:48:57,096 --> 01:48:59,430
Shoot...me.
1139
01:49:02,017 --> 01:49:03,226
Shoot...
1140
01:49:04,353 --> 01:49:05,395
...me.
1141
01:49:17,867 --> 01:49:20,201
If you want to waste her, go on...
1142
01:49:23,247 --> 01:49:24,455
...waste her.
1143
01:49:49,023 --> 01:49:50,190
Shoot.
1144
01:50:41,909 --> 01:50:45,870
We'll have to put you up
for the Congressional Medal of...Ugly!
1145
01:50:50,292 --> 01:50:51,793
Hardcore, man.
1146
01:50:54,630 --> 01:50:56,256
Fucking hardcore.
1147
01:51:14,149 --> 01:51:18,236
We have nailed our names
in the pages of history enough for today.
1148
01:51:19,780 --> 01:51:23,783
We hump down to the Perfume River
to set in for the night.
1149
01:51:33,544 --> 01:51:37,088
''We play fair and we work hard
And we're in harmony
1150
01:51:37,965 --> 01:51:41,676
''M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
1151
01:51:46,724 --> 01:51:49,517
''Forever let us hold our banner high
1152
01:51:51,312 --> 01:51:53,229
''Boys and girls from far and near
1153
01:51:53,272 --> 01:51:55,148
''You're welcome as can be
1154
01:51:55,733 --> 01:51:59,569
''M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
1155
01:52:00,279 --> 01:52:02,405
''Who's the leader of the club....''
1156
01:52:02,948 --> 01:52:06,826
My thoughts drift back
to erect-nipple wet dreams...
1157
01:52:07,453 --> 01:52:12,415
...about Mary Jane Rottencrotch
and the great homecoming fuck fantasy.
1158
01:52:14,126 --> 01:52:16,461
I am so happy that I am alive...
1159
01:52:17,004 --> 01:52:19,297
...in one piece, and short.
1160
01:52:21,175 --> 01:52:23,843
I'm in a world of shit, yes.
1161
01:52:24,678 --> 01:52:26,179
But I am alive.
1162
01:52:26,889 --> 01:52:34,889
And I am not afraid.
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