All language subtitles for Alien Files

Ladies and gentlemen, in the interest of
national security and public safety, we

highly recommend that you do not utter a
word of what you're about to see and

hear. For the events are some of the
most highly guarded and unusual sexual

cases known, or rather unknown, to man.

You are about to discover forces greater
than good and more addictive than

desire.

There is a unifying force to the
universe.

and your first step towards it is
through the series of reports now

referred to as...

I'll try to bring you up to speed.

Two months ago, NASA sent up a ship with
five crew members aboard, but we lost

contact with them on the third day.

Luckily, nothing seemed to damage the
ship. It returned on schedule with one

hitch, which was the crew.

They were all sick with something.

Four of them are still in the infirmary,
and the fifth one is in the

interrogation room now, acting peculiar.

Peculiar.

Head spinning around and spitting up
green pea soup?

Oh, no, no, no, nothing that bad.

I'm not sure the colonel understands
your levity, Preston.

I'm not joking around, Forrest. I've
seen it.

Please continue, colonel. You say one of
the crew members was acting peculiar.

Yes, her name is Ann Gallo.

She's a computer analyst.

She knows that shit from top to bottom.
She's a real all-work-and-no-play kind

of person. Well, that's why we chose her
for the crew.

Now, I know Ann personally.

And I know she's got to be sick because
she would never act this way.

What way?

Well, that can't be good. We have a
security breach in D-Level, Unit 2.

Repeat, security breach in D-Level, Unit
2.

It's where they're holding air.

Why doesn't that surprise me?

Let's go.

Don't have this break. Aren't you
supposed to have this break? Watch your

tongue in here, officers.

Officer Dunn went in to check on the
prisoner.

And Gallo is not a prisoner. He took the
key in.

He put the key in with him. He locked
the door. We can't get in. He's alone

with her, sir.

And what are they doing?

There's an observation room.

Where are they?

Is this what you're referring to as
peculiar?

Or does it get better?

I was afraid of this. She's been out of
control ever since we pulled her out of

the ship.

This is a sexual virus?

That's why we're here, Forrest.

Oh.

Um.

Excuse me.

Where's she going?

She's a little uptight when it comes to
sex.

We'll break her.

Anne was never like this.

Not with me.

Assign two female guards to Unit 2,
please.

What

happened

on the mission, Miss Gallo?

I don't know where to begin.

Colonel Park seems to have all the
information up to your journey back to

Earth.

Why don't you begin there?

It's so insane.

You'll never... Believe me. It's our
job, Miss Gallo. We'll believe anything.

Just relax, Anne.

Well, not that much.

Just try to recount.

We were returning from the nebulous
system.

Our collecting was complete.

Lieutenant Allen was on course for
Earth.

Dr. Downing was in the lab working on
the new samples.

Lou, Karen, and myself were in the
record.

Lou and Karen's shift had just ended.

My duty was about to begin.

Come on, hurry up!

So you've been working those abs like I
told you?

Yeah, but I'm telling you, men are
turned off by women with muscles.

They think they're the dominant species.

But I'm sorry, that is not the case.

I like a girl who can take control.

So do I.

Hey Anne, pop quiz. Can computers make
love intellectually?

No, I don't believe so. Why?

Oh, Lou and I were just wondering if you
ever get laid.

I refuse to partake in a conversation of
this nature.

Excuse me.

Oop, there she goes, back to her secret
lover.

Beep-bop, beep-bop, beep-bop.

Am I turning you on?

Okay,

and you designed this system. What's up?
Something outside the ship.

That allows you to take external
activity.

Don't everyone panic just from floating
debris that hit the side of the ship?

How do you turn off this
headache-inducing alarm, Ann?

Thank you.

What did we run into?

Nothing. Something ran into us.

Don't worry. I've already looked at the
external monitors. It's just some sort

of floating fungus.

I'm sure it'll burn up when we hit the
Earth's atmosphere.

Looks like a mold.

Almost plant-like.

Shit, looks like what I ate for
breakfast.

I'd like to get a sample of it.

Oh, no. You have enough specimens for
three scientific journals.

I'm not going out there.

Me neither.

One down time on my boat.

Nobody has to go out.

I think I can hook a piece of it with a
metal arm.

Go for it. I just fly the ship.

Land work is your department.

Thank you, Russ.

I mean, Lieutenant.

Okay. Show's over.

Who's on? Who's off?

Shower and a movie for me.

I was just about to run a systems check.

Get to it, then, and give me a full
report.

I'll be at the bridge.

Yes, Lieutenant.

Nice start, but it's too bad they only
assigned asexual females on this trip.

But hey, at least Karen's as frustrated
as we are.

I don't think that's possible.

We didn't report the fungus because it
really seemed trivial at the time.

Who could know?

Well, Dr. Claire Danning was the first
to find out.

The fungus is non-toxic.

No signs of any radioactivity.

Yep, it's a space plant.

The fungus is emitting a sort of powder
from its center.

Seems to be trying to pollinate.

Like the stamens and pistils of a
flower.

feeling a strange odor

from the fungus.

It's very strong.

Some sort of secretion is coming?

Anne Gallo reporting to the bridge, sir.

I bet you'll be happy when you no longer
have to say that.

No complaints, sir. I enjoyed this
mission.

So did I.

How'd the systems check out?

Everything's functioning perfectly.

And how's everyone functioning?

Officer Benson is still flirting with
every female crew member.

And the same can be said for Karen.

And yourself?

I came here to do a job, and that is
exactly what I'm doing. 24 hours a day?

No, sir. I do take breaks.

How would you like to join me on my
break in, say, 20 minutes?

Let's say two days, after the mission is
completed.

I can wait that long.

If you ladies can show self-control, we
can too.

Just take a lesson from Dr.

Danny.

Did I hear my name mentioned?

Taking a break, Claire?

I was thinking I'd like to discuss it
with the lieutenant.

Sure, Dr. Denning.

Shoot.

Honey, private.

That's okay. I had something I was not
sure about.

Oh,

I'll see you later, sir.

Yeah. Yeah.

How's your fungus?

I just programmed in our landing
coordinates.

It should be smooth sailing all the way
to Earth.

Very much so.

Well,

you notice it too, don't you?

It's been getting so big the past couple
of days.

There must be something in the air
causing the swelling.

Can you do something about it?

Let me relieve the pressure.

This will be easy.

Oh, God, that odor.

She didn't have to dump the whole bottle
on herself.

Clare?

Didn't see you come in.

Want me to spot you?

Sure.

Interesting scent.

Obsession?

Punish. Ah, from the fungus you brought
in, huh?

It's really not nice on the eyes, but...
If you bottled that odor...

The odor makes my head spin.

Here, let me help you.

Whew.

into dominant women?

No.

But I'd like to be.

Oh, no, she got you too?

Oh, I wouldn't believe it. It was
amazing.

Karen, listen to me.

It wasn't Claire.

What is this? I don't know.

Oh, my God.

Is that she, ma'am?

Where's Lou?

He's inside, resting for me.

But I'm sure he'll be up and ready to go
in a moment.

If you're interested.

Gun.

Now, what are you doing with the gun?

You're not Karen.

Who are you? I'm anyone you want me to
be, Anne.

You like my perfume?

Can computers make love while
intellectual?

into mine? Or Karen? Or Russ?

Come on then.

Don't keep fighting.

I can make you feel real.

And she closed in on me.

How did you escape?

Well, I jumped down and I saw that she
was right in front of the airlock door.

From my position on the floor, I was
able to reach the button and the

pressure shot her out of the ship and
back into space.

I managed to close the door before I was
sucked out as well.

But her sense has stayed with you.

Yes. And that's what's wrong with the
others?

Probably if she touched them all.

I don't know.

Something about that last part of your
story seems vaguely familiar.

Hello, Parks.

They were cleaning up the ship and they
found... Something.

This better be important, son. I think
you'll want to see this, sir.

See what?

Well, I guess the best way to put it is,
something else has survived.

Let's go.

We'll be right back, Ann. You'll be safe
here.

Watch her. Get her anything she wants,
but don't let her out.

Where are we going? To the infirmary,
sir.

I don't think it's over yet.

Who are we guarding?

Some astronaut from the Alexander One
ship.

Her whole crew came back with some weird
virus.

Guard! Could you come in here for a
moment?

There's something I need.

Christ, I'm so contagious.

Be right back.

Could you get me a glass of water? I'm
very thirsty.

Thank

you.

Kelly Connor.

Well, sir, they found her in a corner of
Seadeck and the ship.

Unconscious. But she can't really be
her, because she, I mean, we have her in

Unit 2.

Right.

This must be the alien.

Or more likely the other way around.
Colonel, contact Unit 2. Don't let

anybody in or out of that room.

This is true. Oh, my God. Give me your
walkie-talkie. Quick.

Give it. Give me that.

Where's the other guard?

She went in to check on the prisoner,
sir, and then left to get her an

aspirin. She left?

Look, that's impossible.

I saw her walk out. You saw something
walk out, and I don't think it's

planning on coming back.

Colonel, it's official.

We have an alien life form on the loose.

Attention all guard posts.

Lock the gates. Repeat, lock all gates.
Do not allow anyone in or out of the

compound. Nobody gets in or out.

No.

The bar's still alive.

How the hell are we going to catch it?

While it stays in that form, I believe
we still have a link.

How do we know anything that's told us
is the truth?

Because everything up to the part about
being blown out of the airlock adds up.

And it's been very intelligent.

I mean, first it overpowers Anne Gallo,
takes her identity, and then waits until

the coast is clear to make its escape.

You know, I bet attacking that Dungard
was just so we put female guards on duty

so it could transform again.

So what? You don't think it can take the
form of a man?

It hasn't thus far.

A man has a different genetic
composition than a woman.

Since it first bound with a female, my
guess is it's stuck in that form.

Great. So now we only have to keep an
eye out for half the population.

Miss, uh, Connor?

Can you remember what happened?

Yes.

Yes, I can.

I tried to give her a cup of water, and
she touched me.

It was nothing like I'd ever felt
before.

It felt like an electric eel against my
skin, but it didn't hurt.

Then she started to touch me all over.

And the sensation, the sensation, it

traveled up my arm, throughout my entire
body.

It was like bursts of intense ecstasy.

It just kept building and building until
I thought I would faint.

And when she pressed her tongue against
my stomach,

the sensation, oh, the sensation was so
intense.

I did faint.

And when I woke up, you were all
standing over me.

I'm having a hard time buying any of
this.

That's why you're here, Forrest.

Miss Connor, I've got some good news and
bad news.

The bad is the alien escaped in your
image.

The good is that because of this, I
think that with your help, we can catch

it.

Is this a really bad situation?

Potentially explosive.

Well, then what are we waiting for?

I'm the one you want. You know it in
your bones. Stop telling me.

You're never alone, I come down from...

Fill up the tank, please.

Yes, ma'am.

I'm still

not

sure what I can do to help.

Well, I believe that there's a kind of
psychic sexual link between the alien

life form and yourself at the moment,
Miss Connor.

It seems that the original body that the
alien mutates from can actually feel

some of the sensations that her new
double or clone can feel,

so to speak.

You think I can tap into what the alien
is feeling?

And hearing and touching and seeing, if
we're really lucky.

Even though you're apart, you're still
together, if my theory's correct.

At what... Of course do they teach these
theories, Preston.

But I don't feel anything.

I have no idea what she's doing.

Well, it may be too far away to make the
connection.

Or maybe the subject must be in a state
of sexual arousal at the time, huh? Me

or her.

It may work both ways.

I was making a joke, guys. Miss Connor,
obviously I won't force you, but... If

you wouldn't mind.

Well...

This is for an important cause besides
Ever since it touched me

I've been feeling

Preston, remind me to transfer out of
this division as soon as this case is

finished.

I didn't know I was still hungry.

This is Shell Co. gas station.

Route 79 by an intersection. I know
where that is. We're less than 20

minutes away.

Good work, Connor.

Thanks.

Must. See.

Now? Here?

Why not?

There's nobody around.

Besides, you know what those bumps in
the road do to me.

We got to be quick about it.

Not too quick, I hope.

Stop now. We know where she is. I did.
I'm not doing this.

Oh, God.

She is.

Oh, God.

Oh, Agent Preston.

You're right.

It does work both ways.

Oh, God. You've got to be kidding me.

Hang on, Connor.

Connor, we're almost there.

I thought it was real.

God, I hope we're not late.

Too much. Too much.

No.

No.

We're almost there.

Where? Where are you going?

Whoa.

This ain't your car.

Yes, it is. You don't understand.

I saw the woman who drove up in this
car. It wasn't you.

Your car's parked over there.

My girlfriend just flew with my car. And
you identify her.

With my girlfriend. Of course I can
identify her.

Get in.

FBI, you help us, we'll help you.

Miss Connor, go get your car and get
back to the base.

We won't be needing your assistance
anymore.

But, uh, thank you again.

You've done a tremendous service for
your country.

That's something I can never do.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Have either of you seen my boyfriend?

Or our car?

I can't believe this. First she goes
nuts in the bathroom, then she steals my

car. Is she sexually assaulting me?

I almost felt that way.

She was like a wild animal.

Wild vegetables, more like it.

At least a backup would help.

Low profile, remember?

Jack. Have any jacks? No jacks.

Why don't I think she's the only female
inside?

I've been down that road before, and I'm
taking the long way

home.

But believe it or not, I think I'm here
to stay, and I'm leaving you on your

own.

All right, Forrest, take the front.

I'll check out that.

Whoa, what about me?

Stay here.

Guard the door.

Yell at the spot.

Right.

Stand back, please.

She's been here.

What the fuck are you doing back here?

Hey, support.

No more insight?

What about that psychic link?

I think we lost it.

Preston... I think we may still have
one.

Hey!

He left the car.

Cool.

All right.

Thanks, guys.

Oh, and if you find her, tell her we're
through.

And she can keep the jacket shorts.

Shouldn't we be out looking for it?

It can't get far from us while it's
linked to you.

Besides, exhaustion doesn't help the
investigation.

I finally smelled that odor everyone's
been talking about when she was on me.

What is it?

My head started spinning.

I wanted to fight, but my body sure
didn't.

Suppressed lesbian tendencies, maybe.

Shut up.

You know, pollen, as we know it, are
powder-like sex cells that are found on

flower stamens.

If this pollen were laced with
pheromones, it could very easily have a

physical effect on us, make our bodies
react on their own, like a chemical

reaction.

The same type of scent that a female dog
gives off when she's in heat.

Great. So now we'll all start howling at
the moon, I suppose.

I don't know what happened. It's like my
whole body just shut down.

I told you, you're tired.

This is beyond tired. It's like my whole
system just fell asleep.

Maybe it did.

You better have. You may have just
fallen asleep.

Well, let's wake it up. Bring me a
bucket of coffee. No.

I want you to try something.

Forget it, Preston. No, not that.

If it's asleep, maybe you can tap into
its subconscious, find out what it's

dreaming about.

It's an alien who says they dream.

It's an alien inside a human body. That
means it has to abide by our rules.

It must eat, it must sleep, and it must
dream.

What do I do?

Close your eyes.

Close your eyes.

Now, think about plants.

Relax.

Think about nature.

Fungus.

Maybe you can trigger off something
inside its head.

I'm starting to see something.

I see a man.

A woman has appeared. It's our alien in
another form.

Finally found you, Adam.

Yes. It's been a long time.

Do you like the foggy?

It's been my favorite so far, but...

I could get another wife, you would.

I like you with anybody.

I love you for yourself.

You shall really be together again soon.

I know.

I have been waiting patiently, my love.

This planet is nothing without you.

What?

What is it?

It's not alone.

It's searching for its mate. There's
another alien.

And I think it's male.

Well, that's it.

The colonel has to know.

Preston, that's not all.

I think they know we know.

Good morning.

I came as soon as I got your message. I
don't want to wake up Forrest.

She's having a tough night.

She's psychically linked to the alien.

And actually feeling what the alien
feels.

And that's why you believe there's
another one out here. She saw him.

It. In the alien's dream.

Give me a detailed description.

Good.

I suppose you're going to want an
explanation.

Why haven't I seen off those tables?
Gonna get pretty busy here in about 20

minutes.

Look, we don't do no handouts around
here. Why don't you go try the Chinese

place? I'm not interested in your hand.

When were

you planning on filling us in,

Colonel?

I didn't really know, not for sure.

I kept praying it wasn't you.

Oh.

I want to know why this was never
reported.

Because there was no proof until this
present incident.

You know NASA and the government don't
believe in jumping to conclusions.

No, I'd say it was more along the lines
of a slow crawl.

What's she doing?

She's experiencing what our female alien
is doing.

What's it doing?

Take a wild guess.

Shouldn't we wake her?

No, I wouldn't stop her.

No, I think she's better off just
believing she's having a very wet dream.

Wet?

Well, I think I had better wait by the
window.

Bus boy.

You look more like a big boy to me.

Morning.

What'd I miss?

The space mission four years ago, when
the same thing happened to its crew.

I swear we had no way of knowing.

There was only suspicion.

Until now.

It seems that our dream alien man,
Commander Adam Lewiston, led an

expedition to the nebulous region.

Only this one landed on the small moon
to collect their samples firsthand.

And they found the same type of fungus
that attached itself to the Alexander I

craft? There certainly were
similarities, but nothing officially

went wrong.

However, I was there when Commander
Lewis and his crew landed, and I sensed

something odd.

Odd? Yeah, that's one way to put it.

Enough buildup already?

Well, it's just that all the female crew
were completely infatuated with dear

Adam Lewiston when they arrived back on
Earth.

So much so that they couldn't keep their
hands off him.

He had this most wonderful fragrance
about him.

What do you mean?

More coffee.

They didn't find a double on board,
correct?

Aye. Commander Adam quit NASA, divorced
his wife.

and disappeared into the wilderness to
become a hermit soon after.

Put two and two together.

The commander that went on that mission
was not the same one that came back.

So you think he took over the
commander's body?

No, I think they split atoms the same
way that our alien did.

Only this time, it killed the original.

My only guess is that the male form of
the species doesn't go for that psychic

link connection.

It's probably safer that way.

No reports.

So four years later, the alien's mate
sees its chance and hitches a ride upon

the Alexander I.

NASA split them apart four years ago,
and now we've brought them back

together.

It's reunion time.

No. No, it can't happen.

Why not? Aren't star-crossed fungi
entitled to love and happiness like

everyone else? Not when they kill my
astronauts and spread a dangerous sex

virus in their wake.

That crew is still suffering from the
after effects, and every guard that came

into sexual contact with it is
experiencing the same thing, and we've

yet to find a cure.

No.

No. No more. Stay away from me, Harry.
Stay away!

Take him!

Just calm down.

I'm with the FBI.

Just calm down.

Tell me what happened.

I came in and she was already on Joe.
He's the cook.

She was unconscious.

They had to take him to the hospital.
She gave him a heart attack.

What did she do to you?

She came towards me.

I couldn't resist her smell.

And look, before I knew it, she was on
top of me.

And she was trying to drain me like she
did to Joe.

And she would have succeeded if Margo
hadn't come in and scared her off.

Okay. Did she say anything to you before
she left?

Yes. Yes.

Something like, it's going to be a grand
day, or...

Today is going to be granddad. I don't
know, okay? Some crazy shit like that.

Grand?

As in Grand Canyon?

You think?

We just entered needle-in-a-hate deck
territory.

What we need is a chopper. Um, no, I
don't fly.

I know.

That's why you need a chopper. No! I
mean, I can't go up in the air. It has a

strange effect on me. The vibrations...
Aren't you ill?

No, not ill exactly. It just makes me
feel I'm like I'm not myself. Spit it

out, Forrest. It makes me horny, okay?
Are you happy?

I think that makes the decision quite
easy.

Bastard!

Come on.

Like you said, needle in the haystack
tie.

Just concentrate.

Chopper do the rest.

psychic link.

I see it.

There's, um... It's running down a trail
and there's people

everywhere and there's a large rock
that's going through this hole in

a large rock and, um...

There's a cliff and a sign that says

mules passing.

Mule trail.

Those are all on the south brim of the
canyon leading to the river.

That's where we're going, pilot.

Roger that.

Hang on. There may be a bit of
turbulence.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Turbulence. Turbulence. Hang on,
Forrest.

We're getting closer.

Yes.

We certainly are.

You know, the only thing that doesn't
make sense is why it would warn you. I

mean, why leave that clue with the
busboy?

Forrest believes that they know we're on
to them. It's probably a trap, but what

choice do we have?

It's breaking.

God damn it.

It's never going to stop.

Who? Where?

Can you make out a face?

Um, no.

But I see it from behind.

There's a tree and a river.

I heard a river in the distance.

Sounds like the Bright Angel Trail. It
leads to the river near all those

underground caves.

What? Yeah, there's a whole series of
underground caverns by the base of the

canyon. All those centuries of river
waters.

That's where it's going.

That's where we're going.

Pete, where are we going?

And when did you change your clothes?

I thought the three of us could use a
little privacy.

The three of us?

There can be more than one.

Okay, that'll be just fine.

Colonel, you better let Forrest and I go
in alone.

It may very well be a trap.

Well, all right. I'll stay here with the
chopper, but you radio in everything you

see.

Where do you think this leads?

To the side of the universe.

I was afraid you'd say that.

Colonel, they're close.

We're going to find them.

Good luck, you two.

Be careful.

This is not... Good.

Just remember, they're only fungus from
another planet.

Yeah, well, I saw Invasion of the Body
Snatchers. All three versions. Still

gives me creeps.

Well, figure something out.

Like what?

Like what would happen if an earthquake
were to occur right about now.

I can't believe I almost kissed you.

Dead end?

Really good.

Preston?

Preston?

Griffin?

Griffin?

Come on through, Forrest.

What's behind door number one?

Oh, God.

Smell it?

How can you not? It's overwhelming.

Are we still on planet Earth?

This is amazing.

They transformed this place into a
duplicate of their homeland.

Parks showed me photos of the nebulous
moon surface.

This is practically identical.

There's only one thing missing.

The aliens.

Remember their original origin?

You think they reverted back?

Here comes the anal probe.

Anal what?

Never mind.

Okay.

You got us.

What's next?

You will not be harmed.

We have allowed you in here to witness
our departure.

So there will be no more need for
tracking.

What? Leave all this behind?

It has served its purpose.

Now that we are together again, we are
whole.

We can depart after the binding.

Astronomer Freak, huh?

We did not come to your planet to hurt
anyone.

Oh, and what was Commander Adam
Lewiston?

A mistake?

Commander Adam Lewiston forcibly tore me
from my world.

If I had failed to adapt in that ship's
environment, I would have perished.

But why did you have to kill him?

He attempted to kill me hurt after he
saw what I had become.

Then why should we believe you?

Because you're not dead.

What about the sex virus?

When we depart, the virus will leave
with us.

My only hope is that one day we may find
our true home once again.

Are you ready, Eve?

I've been waiting for this moment for an
eternity.

Hey!

What's going on down there?

Hey!

You all right?

Oh. Oh.

No

How are they going to explain this one?

I don't know.

If Colonel Parks or anybody else has
questions, they can just read the file.

Sounds good to me. Let's get out of
here.

You know,

the fastest way back is in the chopper.

I know.

Did I tell you how nice you smell today?

We have a genuine article working for
the government.

We chase creepy creatures from outer
space.

Bet you don't know they're all over the
place. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Keep in the...

We're rounding up aliens from 9 to 5.
They're walking on our streets. They

look like you and me. Be careful what
you say. Be careful who you see, y'all.

We are the genuine article on human
suffering, looking for the dominant and

that ain't pain.

We chase creepy creatures from outer
space that you don't know.

They're more open to us.

The middle finger of truth, keeping the
cosmos cooler.

Let me explain so the planet survives.

We're going to get through this. You're
walking on our streets.

They look like you and me.

It's not what you think.

Be careful who you see.

A man needs to be rich.

I'm not going to take any of this.

I'm not taking any of this.