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Who says college is all about cracking the books and all nighters in the library?
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We're really all here to have fun, fun, fun.
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Unfortunately when I say we, I don't mean me.
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Generally I'm a single fun kind of guy, maybe without the exclamation point.
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Parker.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Nothing, sir.
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I hope you're not thinking you'd rather be out there having mindless enjoyment.
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Instead of helping me rewrite the textbook on cell regeneration.
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No, sir.
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I was just about to check the regeneration rate.
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You say it like you're checking your email.
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Have I not made clear the importance of this experiment?
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No, I get it, sir.
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Reptilian DNA somehow can program cells to reconstruct missing appendages.
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Legs, skin, climatosaurus kini, the frilled lizard, attacked by a predator.
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It'll leave its tail behind so it can escape only to grow a new one later.
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Interesting feature.
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And, I suppose if man could do that...
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You're finally getting it.
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What would someone like me give to regenerate an arm?
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An industrial accident takes it away and an injection of hybrid DNA brings it back.
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Time to incrementalize the enzyme reagent, how's it holding?
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Cellular regenerations at a rate of two to the third power every ten seconds.
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My god.
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This is better than I expected.
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Yeah, you know what, uh, I'm gonna need some time to analyze these results.
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Maybe you should go out and have some fun after all.
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We always work till exactly eight o'clock.
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Not tonight.
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Well, good night then.
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I'm gonna have to go.
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I'm gonna have to go.
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I'm gonna have to go.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey.
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You look familiar.
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Harry, do we know this guy?
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Hmm.
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I had a roommate once, sorta his size, but I didn't see his face much.
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Dude was always working or studying.
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Alright, cut it out.
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Some of us have to earn our mocha chino money.
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So lose the studying.
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Fine.
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So what kind of fun, fun, fun are we having tonight?
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Um, well, Harry was having me look at his dad's will.
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Yeah, and, uh, I was checking out the view of the Oscorp building to see where my dad's
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office is.
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Do balloons come with that package?
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Okay, you got us.
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Harry hasn't exactly been all fun-loving-y today.
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I wasn't gonna mention it if you didn't.
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I mean, I figured you'd want to take your mind off of it.
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You remembered?
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It was the anniversary of your dad's death, tomorrow.
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You remembered.
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Harry was just asking if we could help him go through his dad's things, now that the
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estate is settled.
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Hey, I'm sorry to even ask, but don't be.
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So give the laptop a rest.
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I'll buy you a mocha chino.
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Oh my god, the laptop!
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I forgot to give Doc Conner tonight's readouts.
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Like I said.
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Hiya Doc, hey, you're a little late tonight.
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Usually I can set my watch by ya.
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How about if you just take the truck?
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Furman, that's what you are.
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Someone talking to you?
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I was just offering my observation.
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Parasites have gotten a bad rap, when in fact, they're a necessary part of the animal ecosystem.
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Furman... should be wiped out.
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We'll see who gets wiped out.
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Hi, are you the local welcome wagon?
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I'm here to give you a brush-up course in manners.
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Okay, we'll move right to the advanced course.
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What the?
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So Spider-Man's in cahoots with street thugs now.
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Well, guess this one didn't count on getting double-crossed.
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Didn't you hear me?
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Spider-Man saved me.
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Yeah, right?
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As for that punk, he should be strung up till his eyeballs are pecked out by genus Strigiformis.
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Owls.
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I don't think they actually like eyeballs.
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Parker, I thought I told you to go home.
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I was trying to catch up with you with the lab results.
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You mean this kid was there, too?
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See anything, kid?
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No, it all happened so fast.
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How do you know how fast it happened if you didn't see it?
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Actually, I...
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You, kids.
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You want your fancy clothes and your MP5s, but God forbid you should stick your neck out
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for anyone.
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Three.
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It's an MP3.
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Whatever.
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See if you can jog your memory in the next 24 hours.
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I'm going to talk to you down at the precinct.
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Whoa.
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Nice place.
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Sure beats a cubby at the Empire U library.
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I used to come here all the time as a kid.
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Why'd you stop?
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Let me ask you something, Pete.
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Have you ever seen my dad from age 14 till college?
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Dad was pretty much working around the clock.
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The important thing is, you know he loved you.
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Yeah.
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Guess that's why he wanted to protect all these photos by keeping them in the draw here.
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We'll help you, Harry.
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Hey, going through this stuff, it might be cathartic.
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Fine.
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But promise not to throw around too many hundred-dollar words, Mr. Cathartic.
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Well, shouldn't take more than two or three days if we all pitch in.
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I can pitch, long as I leave the game in two hours, date with a cop.
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So I don't get it.
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The doc sent you home.
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But then you come trawler-lying back just after we nabbed the perps.
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Yeah, I was, um, out looking for a payphone, actually.
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Out looking for a payphone?
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To call for help.
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Oh, right.
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That's where I know you're from.
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Ripley's, believe it or not, you're the only 18-year-old in Manhattan without a cell phone
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glued to his head.
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What happened is, um, my battery died.
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Did you or did you not see, said perpetrators?
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Stay here.
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The generator will kick on in a sec.
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You're in need of assistance, simple booking quarter.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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On the ground, now!
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You're under arrest.
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Amazing.
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Lizard tail, lizard foot, spider man, lizard, spider.
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Cop, well, it's good to know there's the occasional human in your viewfinder.
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This god-forsaken town is overrun with animals.
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Actually, spider man is a man, sort of.
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Oh, goody, he's a man.
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So what's next?
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The human rat?
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I can think of a candidate.
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Hey, wonder if that one's taken.
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The human rat, outlives entire civilizations, overruns whole cities at will.
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Huh?
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Huh?
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What do you think?
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I'm not sure if...
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Why the hell am I asking you?
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You're a photographer, shutterbug, an overpriced one of that.
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I didn't even invoice these.
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Miss Brandt, get me an invoice for Peter Parker's stat.
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Four, five, six photos, 25 bucks each.
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Take a 125 even.
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But...
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Whatever it is, save it.
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You're wasting time.
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Go snap some shots.
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Just remember, this is a high-class newspaper, not animal planet.
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Doc Connors.
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Parker.
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You canceled class.
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You never canceled anything.
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Stay back.
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I thought your experiments were promising.
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Maybe we should continue.
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Yes, on myself.
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You sure you're all right?
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Maybe I should get you to the infirmary.
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No.
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Those papers.
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You're writing up your experiment?
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Can't write without the right arm.
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Know how I lost it.
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You mentioned an industrial accident.
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Government contractor.
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Testing.
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New kind of explosive.
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You were involved in that?
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Of course not.
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Studying reptiles.
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George's swamp.
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No one knew I was there.
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After 10 years, court threw out my case.
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Someone pulled strings.
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Go home, Parker.
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Sir, you're not well.
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Please... go... now.
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I knew my father had military contracts.
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This stuff is weird beyond belief.
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Drugs for human enhancement?
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And get this.
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Wide area fragmentation explosive round.
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Wafer.
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Must be really top secret to keep it in his own desk.
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Maybe you should just leave it.
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Sorry this isn't going faster.
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No, no.
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I understand.
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It's a bad walk down memory lane here.
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You know, you're right.
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I shouldn't be reading all this stuff line by line, plus we really should save some work
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for Peter.
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Go get some dinner.
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In fact, I'll meet you later and buy you dinner.
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Harry, man.
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If you want to be all by your lonesome, my ego can handle it.
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I just need some time to digest this stuff is all.
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There's so much about my father, I didn't know.
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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I'm okay.
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What?
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For a second, seeing you behind the desk.
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You looked just like some of those photos of your father.
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I've compared three DNA samples, stray hairs from Doc Connor's lab coat, skin particles
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on the clothing fragment I found on the police station roof, and these strange scales I picked
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up from his papers.
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All three have DNA from the same individual, Dr. Connor's.
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But the genetic sequencing has changed over time to resemble reptilian DNA.
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As much as I respect Dr. Connor's and his work, I have no choice but to confront the
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truth about the kind of man my father really was.
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The last few days of his life, he seemed different.
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I know he didn't deserve to die by Spider-Man's hands, but some of these documents indicate
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strange experimental work at Oscorp.
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Sir?
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Dr. Connor's... Doc?
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Hey, Scaly!
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Know where I can get a little tail?
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Spider-Man.
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Get out of here.
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Why are you helping me?
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Go on.
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Go.
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Good.
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I seem to have your undivided attention.
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It's not too late to turn this thing around, is it, Dr. Connor's?
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Yes, police.
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We've got an emergency here.
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I think I can help you.
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I know all about your experiments.
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Think about it, Doctor.
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You have your arm back, but at what price?
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We don't live in a jungle.
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I have to turn you in.
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Spider-Man, you and your accomplice are under arrest.
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Accomplice?
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We just met.
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We got 'em both.
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Let's get 'em through a holding sample.
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Dr. Connor's, listen to me.
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We can get you help, and if you struggle, you'll just fall.
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Genus Aranii, at your service.
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Harry?
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I guess.
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No broken bones.
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Right.
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I heard Spider-Man was here.
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Yeah.
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He was here.
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Okay, okay, don't make me wish I'd gone out the window.
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We'll help you get through this.
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Whatever you need.
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What I really need is for you two to go out and get me a pizza.
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Let me guess.
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You want to be alone again.
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Mushroom and pepperoni would be nice.
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I'm buying.
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In that case, Harry has so much anger.
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Yeah, I don't envy him.
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Look at you.
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Do I have food on my face?
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No.
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You lost your parents, then your uncle, then for a while, me.
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Yet the last few days, all you can think of is your friend Harry.
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I think of myself plenty, it's just- Thanks for letting me do that.
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Not a problem.
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Okay, maybe I'm fun, fun, fun after all.
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See, that's the thing about life.
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It's always on the move.
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If you look in the right place, you can never be sure what you'll find.
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